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Speaker 1 (00:01):
You know what. I love a good cuckamonga.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I do too.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
They named the whole city after that cuckamonga.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Well, the ranchero is the sauce, Oh my bad. The
cuckamoga is what you put the rancher.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Fried or baked cucamonga.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I like a nice baked cuckamonga. If I find that
the fried cuckamoga gets a little stiff, you got you
ever had a cuckamonga.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I have no idea what either one of you were
talking about right now.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Neither do we. We made it up. Okay, all right,
News Radio eight forty WHA's that Tony and dwine Chow
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Speaker 2 (00:36):
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Speaker 1 (00:38):
Oh yeah, click it. It's like a hug from your car.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
A lot of stuff going on right before the show started. Man,
it's minutes seconds before we went on the air. Michael
Azar one of our bookers in New York, George Decai,
oh George show, ooh my, not today but Monday, June
twenty third.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
And he was gay before gay was popular.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
He's gay, h And I want to thank Rob Cook
and the crew at Auto Glass Plus. You know I
get a new windshield.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
I said you were behind me. You were behind me
leaving yesterday. Yeah, it looks like if I was a cop,
i'd pull you over.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Is this your car?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Because you look like you broke the window and stole it.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Well, that's why I'm not driving my jeep. Oh what
I'm just.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Oh, that's right, Yeah, not driving.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
You don't have to wink here, man, I'm right here
in the room with anyway. Thank you to my buddy
Rob Cook and all the crew down at Auto Glass Plus.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Can't wait, all right, Containment rather than confrontation. That is
the public safety plan for the three protests scheduled for
this Saturday. There'll be one downtown and two in the Highlands. Shocking,
there's two in the Highlands. They don't have to go far, no,
(02:02):
they just I was gonna go to the protest.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
But they can't walk very farther, especially with the masks on.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
They can't breathe.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Their all heavy there.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Where can I take the mask off? Don't take the
mask off, Brandon, Brandon. If you take the mask off,
the fastists will get you.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Uh So.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I don't know who's in charge of these protests. I
guess it's a fake Facebook group they puts this together.
Uh so they are going, we're gonna have the mayor
on tomorrow and we're gonna go pretty hard on him
for these Uh look, because this is his first real
boots on the ground litmus test. Am I am I
incorrect by saying that?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I said last night at Gstavo's talking to some of
my friend of mine, I said, look, this is a
pip point for the mayor's career, and it's a pivotal
point for the city of Louisville, Kentucky, because I want
to find out, are you going to allow people to
take over streets and march down streets without parade permits?
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And what does that look like if another organization decides
I want to get five hundred people in march that
same street the opposite direction. Who has the right of
way breaking the law is breaking the law.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Well that's that's where trouble started in a lot of
the other riots over the last ten years or so.
Is that a group opposing whatever the other group was
would go, oh, we're going to get together too, and
they would come the other direction, and that's when things
got got ugly. So I didn't even think about that
until you brought it up.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yes, which illegal group marching the streets? Will I have
the right way? Listen, I pray for pieces. No, I
do too. But here's why I want to say. You
can't say, well, you could break the law a little bit.
That's what the last turd uh he oh yes, let
them know where they want and look what it did
to the city of Louisville. Look, there's a great philosopher.
(04:07):
His name was Barnard five and he said, nippet nippet,
nippet nipp it in the bud?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Was that the bartender in Oakland?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
No? No, this was a very This was the philosopher
goes all the way back to Greece.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
My favorite philosopher is a Rocky Boboa.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
He's a great one.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
People don't know. People do because they want.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
To do frids.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Hey, Tuttle, you want some food?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Hey, I do pray for peace, and I hope that
they The problem is some of them are not very
nice people. Uh. And that's where where these these public
displays go wrong, is that they're so angry anybody that
doesn't look like them. They freak out and I hope that.
I hope they just go do their chance with their
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bullhorns and do whatever and then they go home. I
hope that's what happens. But if they start to destroy stuff,
that's where I'm sorry. That's We've been there, done that.
That's not happening again. I mean, I hope not so.
Two in the Highlands, one in downtown that tells you, look,
there's a Linden Festival. I think there's a Jaytown festival.
(05:21):
Maybe it's not Jaytown. There are so many little different festivals,
including Saint Lawrence on and Dixie. Go to the Saint
Lawrence Summer Picnic. Don't bother going downtown or hanging out
in the Highlands because you're just gonna get jammed up
with these these protests.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Well, so here's what Chief Rick Sanders did. And when
all this silliness was going on in twenty twenty, he
went there was gonna be a march and they said
they were gonna take over Hersborn Lane. They were going
to take over in march and stand and do their
stupid stuff. So Chief Sanders finds out about it and
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he contacts the person. He goes, look, if you come
out here do this, you're gonna get locked up here
you go. Saint Matthews did the same. Here's what we
will do. Well, ow you x amount of time on
this road and we'll block it off for you.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yes, and that's what they did.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
That's what needs to be done. Right. You can't just say, hey,
you know what, go ahead and break the law a
little bit. Because here's why I'm so against marching and
blocking streets. Well, I'm against blocking streets for multiple reasons.
But when they all start walking together down the streets
yelling their chance, it creates more, even more of a
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mob mentality instead of just standing on the Federal Course
steps saying, you.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Know, PROTESTAZ. If you block the street from Dwight, you
hope it's coming back from the ketamine treatment, not going
to Okay, that's two different Dwights. Okay, Okay, there are
two different twits. Let's talk about some good news. And
again the mayor will ask that, and I will ask
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him how he feels as a Jewish person that they
chant from the River to the sea, which is an
annihilation of the Jewish people chant. So it's not all
about it's not all about immigration issues. They had that
chant going on pretty consistently two days ago. So I'll
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ask the mayor, as a Jewish person, how does he
feel about that being chanted in his own talent? So
we'll ask those questions. We usually have a lot of fun.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
With the mayor.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I think tomorrow's going to be pretty fun, and he's
never shied away from tough questions, so we'll go after it.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
And I'm among the record for saying that I'm supporting
of Mark Greenberg. I like maryor Greenberg very much. I
just hope, you know, I can't say who's going to
do what. I just hope that the law is enforced.
But it's not going to be that break.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
The law though. When you start cutting your hair like him,
it's starting to get a little weird. Like single white female,
remember that.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
And keep wearing these Mark Greenberg, wonder if you.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Can make that movie now, single white female? Excuse me?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
What way?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
All right? Good news?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Jaytown, Oh my gosh, and your wife, Oh my gosh.
Representative Susan Tyler Witten.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Morton Children's Hospitals announced plans for a new pediatric care
campus campus one hundred and fifty acre plots on Tucker
Station Road. Tucker Station now has become. I predicted it
ten years ago. I said, I have a feeling this
will become the new Hirshborn because people that are old
(08:34):
enough will remember nineteen seventy seven, seventy eight Hirshborn. There
was nothing there Plainview. You know, there was plain View,
but there was nothing like Hirshborn where all of those
houses and businesses. Right, I think Tucker Station is the
new Hirshborn. And they that's where the Harley shop is,
Mercedes Bens is. They already have a little hospital out there,
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and now they are going to have what it sounds
like is the definitive pediatric care campus in Kentucky, in Jaytown,
a full service hospital for children and complex, complex medical needs.
That means that means you're talking about families traveling here
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instead of our families traveling somewhere else.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Exactly, that's exactly what's and what.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Part did your wife have been this? She was part
of the legislation to help build this.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Yeah, yeah, she was part of the legislation.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Get this done, get the land and stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
I was so excited about this that it was going
to Tucker Station. I wanted to write her a poem.
Couldn't find any word run with Tucker.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yeah, I think you'll come up with something. John, don't
laugh at that that much, dog, don't don't, Simpleton. Since
you get a pass, he deserves you get a pass.
Get you a giggle there, at least I laughed with
the mic off. Yeah, no, no, that's true. That's true.
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Some four.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I've been enough. Since it's about eighty.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Forty five, your favorite subject, let's talk about it. W NBA.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Oh my gosh. Yes, I wear their gear every day,
as you know, and as you can see, just a big,
big fan. Whenever I'm able to get it's it's really
tough to get tickets to games, but every once in
a while, when they're not sold out, I like to go.
If I'm not paying the scalp for prices, Man, I'm
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not paying thirty two hundred dollars for a three hundred
level seat. But in the off chance that there's ever
seats available, I'm always there.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Lovely smart ass, all right. So this reminds me of
the Barista strike of twenty twenty four in Louisville, Kentucky,
where people that poured coffee wanted enough benefits to provide
pro family.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Right, it's high.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
School kids job.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
I've been for three months.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Do you know do you have the training you have
to have to warm up a piece of lemon bread?
How poor the couple of coffee?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I'll be more most to I get my company car.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Do you think the pink hair is cheap?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Or do I have a brief?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Those rings cost money. I wonder if coffee shops discriminate
against normal looking regular normal looking people are like, I
don't know, what do you think?
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
He looks too normal.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
I feel like they just assume that we're all Republicans.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Yes, they they judge people more than anybody, trust me.
They they're talking about judging by a book. But again,
I'm I I kid because I don't want you to
spit my coffee that I'm in there. But I do
wonder if they discriminate against normal looking people. Of course,
clean cut kid with a polo on and khakis, tucked
in shirt, and then we're parted on the side and
he's in there for it, and it's like, oh, we
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can't hire him.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
What about the customers when they leave? Yeah, they look
at that guy.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Normal looking guy. Hey, Hey, hey, normal looking guy, don't
make my cup of coffee? Ahh get the purple hair girl.
Purple hair girl, make my coffee.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Look at his car so stupid it have fifteen hundred
bumper stickers on it. He must be an idiot.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
He doesn't want to coexist and.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Don't want to coexist. What kind of guy is this?
You know where you don't get judged? Where doggars BP baby?
Am right? Let me take a drink of this coffee
right now?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Please don't all right? Multiple NBA players are considering to
strike over pay disparity. They should, Okay, this is a
league that has lost money. How long have they been open?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
John? You did?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
You did sports show? How long is the WNBA? What
twenty years? Thirty years?
Speaker 3 (12:43):
I don't know the number, but that's probably in the ballpark.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
A couple decades. They've never made money and they if
they actually had to pay back the money that the
w or the NBA paid for this league for the
last two decades, they would never ever make a dollar.
Now they're starting to get some headway, they're starting to
get some tickets sold enough to to really cause and
it's all because of the last year with Kaitlin Clark.
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Kaitlin Clark is is the is the the Messiah of
this sport right now. And they all want to say, well,
we're gonna we're thinking about holding out. Yeah, okay, good luck.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
If they would just and I told them this years ago,
if they would just use my business plan, they'd be
in the block every year.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
That is misogynistic and just.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Words uniform adjustment. Alrighty, that's it, sold out, baby.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
There is a reason why beach volleyball is very popular
in the summer, all right, So I don't look they're
they're they're saying it, and they use graphs like, you know,
the number one pick in the w A.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Are they PI graphs?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Maybe bar graphs? They they used the the number one
pick in the w n b A pay versus the
number one pick in the NBA pay. And it's like,
come on, the NBA is a multi billion dollar company
that's been paying for you forever. I get it that
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you want to make more money or just go do
something else. If you don't think the pay is good enough,
then go play basketball.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Okay, this might cost go long, but what would be
the average what would be the bottom salary in the NBA?
You want to look it up real quick.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I think it's like forty thousand a year maybe, Okay,
to be the bottom. I think seventy five probably is
the average. Seventy five thousand a year I think, or
one hundred thousand a year.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Lowest salary in twenty twenty five was sixty two thousand
and two eighty five.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Sixty two Okay, I'm seeing the league minimum sixty two. Yes,
I've got sixty six. Yeah, okay. So anyway, here's the
here's why I'm going. Here's where I'm going in If
you play basketball, you always obviously they love the game. Yeah. Yeah.
So if somebody could go to Joe construction worker or
Bob down you know, I love Joe and Bob or
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too he's auto parts. Wherever they're working, they say, you
know what would you if you could do what you
love doing and make this amount of money? Would you
do it? Every one of them?
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Would your buddy?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Listen? Contrary to popular belief radio, the salaries are not
that great. I love what I do. Yeah, that's right,
you know, yeah, this is all I wanted to do. Well.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
I remember watching Johnny Unitas saying I'd never watched him
on TV because I was too young. But he all
of those guys. They did a special on the Baltimore
Colts back in the fifties and sixties, and all of
them had summer jobs like that. Him and this other
Baltimore Colt were installing floors. They were floor they were
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flooring guys during the summer. Johnny Uniteds for a good
portion in the NFL was considered the greatest quarterback of
all time. Installed floors in the summer, and then when
it was practice time, he put his tools down and
went back to football. It's not it's Look, if you
don't to Dwight's point, you don't love it, you'll do
something else. But you cannot compare yourself to the NBA.
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The NBA is crazy successful, and it's multi billion dollar
television deals. Now. If you start to get multi billion
dollar television deals, hell, yeah, go get paid. But come
on stop. All right, We've got a lot to get
to today, you know. And I'm feeling good for a Thursday.
I thought all day yesterday was Thursday. I like, all
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day Thursday.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
It's really fuck.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Jackie was like, it's Wednesday, and I was like, what.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Listen?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
And then I heard the joke of the day again
this morning because I like to review the show to
hear I want to hear the pay scene. I want
to see how the show is going, how John is
screwing things up, whatever is going on with the show.
And then I didn't get to turn off the phone
before the joke was said John, and I had to
listen to it again.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
How optimistic are you about today? It was so bad?
Speaker 3 (17:06):
I think I'm gonna send over the good juju for
today's Joe. I think it's gonna be good, the good juju.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Oh, okay juju?
Speaker 2 (17:14):
All right, so he sent it.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Yeah, I'm doing the Sign of the Cross.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
How optimistic are you all? He's uh, he said, he's optimistic.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
I'm I moved it up to four percent.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Mm hmmm. I'm my record saying I like this joke.
It might be great. Let's see, but it's probably.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
It's got to be better than pure bread. See ducks
eat bread pure bread.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
It gets me a very stud Hey fowls. Hey, here's
how you know a joke is gonna be great. You're ready?
You know that knock knock?
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Who's there? Who?
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Because them take? Because them take you?
Speaker 1 (17:59):
You're on a can I get you? Can? I have
that stricken from the record.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Oh that's a darn good joke man. Watch, yes, gotch
you Listen. There's gonna be people in Louisville offices all
day going uh hey, hey, Mike, knock knock. Value Tool
sells and service. Listen. Uh they got it all. If
you are a contractor, okay, if you're a contractor or
maybe you want a contracting business, don't buy into the
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myth that you get better prices better quality at the
big box store. It's not true. Go see my dear
friends at Value Tools. You're gonna love this place. They
are the biggest selection of bosh tools in Kentucky. And
better prices when better quality means better jobs for you
and your clients, and also means with the better prices,
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and drive.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
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Speaker 2 (18:56):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Thirty seven to seventeen Lexington Road in the heart of
Saint Matthews. John and the owners. John is the owner.
He's owned it over forty years, been in Saint Matthew's
for over thirty of those and everyone loves lots of pasta.
Every person we send over there. They're like, they'll DM
me or they'll DM Dwight and go damn. You're right.
This place is amazing, fresh, clean food. You can have
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them make it, or you can make it. I would
think if you're gonna do a little corporate outing or
you're gonna have something in an office, have them catered
with the box lunch from Lots of Pasta. You can
order up the half sandwich, a little bowl of the
homemade pasta salad, and then a cookie the size of
Dwight's head. It's fantastic. And then you have their name
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on all of them. It's perfect. So lots of pasta,
lots of pasta, Louiell dot com. Here is an interest
in that, Or just go to the coffee shop attached
to the grocery store and the deli there all right
right there in the heart of Saint Matthew's. Lots of Pasta.
Back after this on NewsRadio eight forty whah.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Yeah, let's go back to Whispering Hills, Shaky's lounge, Kelly's lounge.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Oh, we're doing the robot.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Let the robot. See now this was music.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
The greatest of the robot was Michael Jackson.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Little uh who deny five minutes of funk because today
is Grandmaster D's sixty third birthday. Thanks musically realist, this
thought he was older than all the genres of music
so much there are storytellers.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
I got sad news.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
What are you doing with the sad news?
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Air India airliner carrying two hundred and forty two passengers
and crew en route to the United Kingdom. That's England
dwenty crash shortly after takeoff, apparently killing no, no, I'm sorry,
it's confirmed now all have have died. Two hundred and
forty two passengers and crew.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
One hundred and sixty nine are Indian nationals, fifty three British,
one Canadian and seven Portuguese.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
I mean, just you get on a plane thinking my
wife got on one this morning. It's just like you
should just going to Atlanta. That's everyone, you know, it
doesn't matter. You can just be going to Nashville. Well,
you think you're even safer on the big ones, you know,
that's three hundred people. That's a lot of people. That's
one of the biggies. It's an airliner, it's a Boeing
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Boeing and they're more trouble for Boeing Boeing Dreamliner. I
hope this isn't a computer glitch. At some point we
got to figure out. The computers are great for some things,
but you gotta let pilots be pilots, because if.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
It's right after takeoff, you would think that if the
pilot has controlled they would be able. And again, I'm
not a pilot by any stretch of the imagination. You
would think they would have protocol for figuring out how
to land safely.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Well, apparently this thing came down so hard it killed everybody,
so obviously I was when landing the last couple of times.
Notice how much that pilot is flying that damn plane?
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Oh absolutely, I mean it is left right, right, left, right, left, left, left, right, left, left.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Right, and then boom right on the tarmac. John, you
got an update for us.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
Let's just say one correction. If I was listening to
you guys right, it was taking off, yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Taking off, okay. I when a pilot is landing seat now,
they may not work a lot while their plane is
in the air. You know, they make you know, some
say the computer makes ninety thousand adjustments during the a
flight across the United States. But when landing next time,
notice how many times he's left right wing. I mean
there's sometimes they recover life at the last second. Four
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wheels are down.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
These days, it takes some weather for them to hand
fly to land, say like at SDF. Let's say there's
thunderstorms that went into the runway cause and winds. Those
planes are set up where they can auto land. There
was the basic part of that on some of their
first try jets back in the seventies. But these air
buses and these modern day like the Dreamliners like this
one that crashed, are set up to almost basically take off.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Oh yeah, no pilot interaction.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Yeah, because it dwight you correct me wrong. It's an
inflatable pilot comes out from the seat.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
You got to blow him up, like there's are a
little part right here, right right. You blow right under
the belly button and then you got to blow pilot
takes it from the blows up. Yeah. No. When I
was I was locating nine, even on radio. You remember
that I was working w QMF. I couldn't afford so
I had was still ups locating nine.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
I spend all his money on jumpsuits. I was like,
do you ever jog in those, because that's what they're suits.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Where jogging suits were really big, especially about solid white ones.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
The solid white white tennis shoes. John, I wish you
could see him with the gold with the gold chain
and the white jacket and the white pants and white
tennis shoes.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
And here's how I greet you in the hallway.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Up, dude, Yeah, I said, who's the Russian hit man
in the hallway? They're like the morning shows? You any
He's really funny, I went, okay, Yeah, Tony.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Vanadi I got along really well when I first started.
We didn't care for each of them anyway. So anyway,
when I was out there the local twenty nine, the
seven sixty sevens all right, yeah, those are big, huge,
But I think I could be wrong. I usually am.
The seven sixty seven was designed at first for UPS,
and at that time I left UPS ninety six maybe okay,
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I mean I was in radio for a long time,
working both jobs. But even back then, like ninety five,
when they got this seven sixty seven, it could take
off and it could lay by itself, by itself. So
my point is, if the technology was there in ninety four,
and I'm sure they reluctant. We were reluctant on relying
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on it.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Well sometimes fast forward, yeah, you know, thirty years.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
I bet they're like, you know, I just let it
do it. But I don't know. I'll be interesting to
find out what happened.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Just because you just because you can put that program in,
it doesn't mean you should.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Just like just like the car that backs into spot
by itself. I haven't seen commercials for that in years.
About five or six years ago, there was all kinds
of cars to say, look it parks itself. I haven't
seen a lot of commercials. Did that technology fail or no?
Speaker 1 (25:17):
No, But people don't use it because they like to
park their car, but it likes to parallel parking. But
I do like the thing when you hit the key
because people come out of let's say you come out
of J C. Pennies, hit the mall and you're on
the second level and you would stand there instead of
running out in the rain. You hit the button and
the car comes to you. What and you get out,
you get in it.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Yes, this is going on right now.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Absolutely. Yeah, you know, maybe there is a reason to
buy EBS.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
I don't have power locks, HyET.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Look when we were. Look, we were growing up. If
you had four wble drive, you had to get out
and lock out your wheels. Well that sucked before you
got to fourble drive all four wheels.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
All right.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
I like to pick stories that are uh that that
a majority can relate. Okay, and I think this one,
and I'll say, tell me if this relates to you.
The syndrome of office chair butt.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Office chair butt?
Speaker 1 (26:15):
How to recover from office chair butt?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Okay, can you explain to the obviously I know, but
for those who might not know what in his office
chair butt.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
It's when you're sitting in your office chair too long. Yeah,
and it's driving too Your butt can start to hurt.
The back of your hamstrings start to hurt, your ankle hurts,
your your whole back is like feeling bad your hips,
your abdomen. When you're sitting in that chair. And nowadays
people are staring at a damn computer all day, your
(26:48):
butt will hurt. They call it office chair butt. Well
so most people just take ibuprofen. But they say you
got to shift positions. Do you when you drive long distance,
do you take like a lot of times, I'll take
one shoe off the one I drive.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
With the right way.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
I'll take that one shoe off because it drives me crazy.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
I usually drive pantslets or pants because that's the way
that the car seat is designed. What designed for you
to be wearing pants?
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Will let me look it up. Women, John, do you
do that if you're driving long distance you start to
shift or sit weird in your chair.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
And you mentioned taking off the shoes. If it's towards
the end of the drive and I'm feeling that foot paint,
I take the shoes off.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Women. I don't think a lot of men do this.
Women will put the whole leg like tuck the leg
under like on the seat, like sitting like an Indian style,
but not just one leg. Oh yeah, because they're limber women.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Doesn't sound comfortable at all.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Yeah, well, here's some obvious remedies. Stand up and move
at least two to three minutes a day. Back in
the day when we had smokers in the office, because
you would get I believe we had a meeting about
that that people were taking too many smoke breaks, and
they were like, we've counted how many times you've gone outside?
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Did we have that meeting?
Speaker 1 (28:12):
We did, yeah, and said you're five to ten minutes
out there each time, and there would be a group.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Oh absolutely, it was production. It was predominantly production and sales.
We were on the air.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Yeah, you can't do that if you're on the air.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
But they would go out there. I mean, think about it,
because I used to smoke, and that's taking.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
So the management was getting upset and saying, wait a minute,
how much time are you spending outside? Again, this is
back in the smoking days and then when they said
you can't smoke indoors. But people would go out there
and they'd say, look, you're taking an hour away a
day from us.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Oh at least.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Yeah, so they say, also drink plenty of water. But
I can't do that on a road trip. No, I'm
on a road trip. I can't do that.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Technically you can two words, pee tumblr.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
I gotta admit I've done it on the road.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Of course you have.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
I've done on the road. There's no stil gas stations,
there's no rest stops.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Why wouldn't you? And just like I gotta go listen,
you get in at Craig and land rejeep, it's NonStop
flight to wherever.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Uh make glute bridges, lunges and squats while you're at
the office. So I don't know what a glute bridge.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
The glue bridge is when you lay on your back. Yes,
you put your knees up, you know how, Oh yeah,
and then you lift, yeah, and you squeeze. You're gonna
do the office. Now, listen, there is some people here
in the office. I would like to see them do that.
I did a lot of people. I wouldn't want to see.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
You do it. I did it in a restaurant to
demonstrate it. I was with the Catholic Education Foundation and uh,
and they were gonna throw us out.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Why do you think?
Speaker 1 (29:51):
So I got on the ground and started doing I said,
these lunges will build your butt.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Girls.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
It might have been the twenty bottles of wine that
we consumed.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
All right, I thought you made you were doing the
bridges I did.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
I got on the floor of the restaurant.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Well, that's a stripper. That's a patented stripper. Move No,
that's where the five dollar bills come out.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
But everybody and shift to your positions is what we
described when you're driving a car. But I don't know
the people that drive for a living, like cross States.
I love them, man, gosh, God love them. I mean,
we won't get our stuff to buy if we don't
have truck drivers. But man, I don't know how they
do that twelve hours and then sitting in that chair.
(30:33):
I mean, that's why they had the walkie talkies, right.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
I'll give it one worse than that. Imagine being in
a sleeper yeah, and having a team driver situation where
you and another person go cross country NonStop and you
can because one sleeps while the other driving.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Pps does that.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
I would be miserable.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
You drive twelve hours, I sleeped and you whatever. It's
it's crazy. No, I knew a guy that did that.
I was like, man, what if you're.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Hypothetical there's somebody work Like Okay, let's say this is
somebody that you can't stand to be around. And then
you and then you get and then you get paired
together and they said, here you go, we need you
to drive to California from New York.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
They've done that with some shows.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Wait wait what what what? I didn't say something about television?
Speaker 1 (31:19):
I was.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
I was about to listen. I want a Toto, that's
all it is. I want. I'm gonna call John John.
I need a John Baby, I need a Toto John
Bergen good looking man.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Too, good looking man. He knows toilets.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
I saw your toilet. I walked by my toilet yesterday.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
It didn't open up, did it.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
You know what I was so I told the toilets,
you're disgusting. You disgusted me. I was so disgusting about toilet.
There wasn't a total. I went out in the backyard.
I don't wanly use it anymore.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
That toilet in your house is about to be replaced.
It's it's antiquated. This is the next level. When you
walk up to the lid comes up, a blue light
comes onto, Santa ties the bowl, and then a water
a little sprits it to get you going. And then
after you finish your business, you have two different types
of sprays that you want to spray on your bottom.
It gets it all clean off and you can you
(32:12):
can control it with a remote control h and then
you hit the air dryer and the air dryer dries
you right when you get up. It cleans itself and
it has a turbo vortex flush oo okay, so it
comes from the top, but it shoots out like a
vortex all right, really fast, and it spirals down to
clean the toil to get everything out of there, and
(32:34):
then it cleans itself and then the lid closes in
the night when you get up again, it's called the
Toto Nexus toilet. When you get up in the middle
of the night, it senses you just walked into the room,
into the bathroom, and a light comes on at the
bottom and the lid comes up and it's just enough
light because it knows it it's at night, right, and
then it and you do your business, get back to
(32:57):
bed instead of stumbling around in the bathroom. So get
a hold of John or Amy at four nine nine
fifty nine hundred. Terry Miners texted me the other day
and said, I used to have one of those. I
gotta have mine back. BK Plumbingsupply dot com. They sell
plumbing supplies to contractors, but they this new toilet. He
was like, you gotta have it changed my life. I've
(33:17):
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Back after this on NewsRadio eight forty whas
You know what. I love a good cuckamonga.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
I do too.
Speaker 1 (00:05):
They named the whole city after that cuckamonga.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
Well, the ranchero is the sauce, Oh my bad. The
cuckamoga is what you put the rancher.
Speaker 1 (00:14):
Fried or baked cucamonga.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
I like a nice baked cuckamonga. If I find that
the fried cuckamoga gets a little stiff, you got you
ever had a cuckamonga.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
I have no idea what either one of you were
talking about right now.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
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A lot of stuff going on right before the show started. Man,
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Speaker 1 (01:02):
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Speaker 1 (01:15):
I said you were behind me. You were behind me
leaving yesterday. Yeah, it looks like if I was a cop,
i'd pull you over.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Is this your car?
Speaker 1 (01:22):
Because you look like you broke the window and stole it.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
Well, that's why I'm not driving my jeep. Oh what
I'm just.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Oh, that's right, Yeah, not driving.
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You don't have to wink here, man, I'm right here
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Rob Cook and all the crew down at Auto Glass Plus.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
Can't wait, all right, Containment rather than confrontation. That is
the public safety plan for the three protests scheduled for
this Saturday. There'll be one downtown and two in the Highlands. Shocking,
there's two in the Highlands. They don't have to go far, no,
(02:02):
they just I was gonna go to the protest.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
But they can't walk very farther, especially with the masks on.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
They can't breathe.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
Their all heavy there.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Where can I take the mask off? Don't take the
mask off, Brandon, Brandon. If you take the mask off,
the fastists will get you.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Uh So.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
I don't know who's in charge of these protests. I
guess it's a fake Facebook group they puts this together.
Uh so they are going, we're gonna have the mayor
on tomorrow and we're gonna go pretty hard on him
for these Uh look, because this is his first real
boots on the ground litmus test. Am I am I
incorrect by saying that?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
I said last night at Gstavo's talking to some of
my friend of mine, I said, look, this is a
pip point for the mayor's career, and it's a pivotal
point for the city of Louisville, Kentucky, because I want
to find out, are you going to allow people to
take over streets and march down streets without parade permits?
(03:15):
And what does that look like if another organization decides
I want to get five hundred people in march that
same street the opposite direction. Who has the right of
way breaking the law is breaking the law.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
Well that's that's where trouble started in a lot of
the other riots over the last ten years or so.
Is that a group opposing whatever the other group was
would go, oh, we're going to get together too, and
they would come the other direction, and that's when things
got got ugly. So I didn't even think about that
until you brought it up.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Yes, which illegal group marching the streets? Will I have
the right way? Listen, I pray for pieces. No, I
do too. But here's why I want to say. You
can't say, well, you could break the law a little bit.
That's what the last turd uh he oh yes, let
them know where they want and look what it did
to the city of Louisville. Look, there's a great philosopher.
(04:07):
His name was Barnard five and he said, nippet nippet,
nippet nipp it in the bud?
Speaker 1 (04:14):
Was that the bartender in Oakland?
Speaker 2 (04:16):
No? No, this was a very This was the philosopher
goes all the way back to Greece.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
My favorite philosopher is a Rocky Boboa.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
He's a great one.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
People don't know. People do because they want.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
To do frids.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
Don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Hey, Tuttle, you want some food?
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Hey, I do pray for peace, and I hope that
they The problem is some of them are not very
nice people. Uh. And that's where where these these public
displays go wrong, is that they're so angry anybody that
doesn't look like them. They freak out and I hope that.
I hope they just go do their chance with their
(05:01):
bullhorns and do whatever and then they go home. I
hope that's what happens. But if they start to destroy stuff,
that's where I'm sorry. That's We've been there, done that.
That's not happening again. I mean, I hope not so.
Two in the Highlands, one in downtown that tells you, look,
there's a Linden Festival. I think there's a Jaytown festival.
(05:21):
Maybe it's not Jaytown. There are so many little different festivals,
including Saint Lawrence on and Dixie. Go to the Saint
Lawrence Summer Picnic. Don't bother going downtown or hanging out
in the Highlands because you're just gonna get jammed up
with these these protests.
Speaker 2 (05:36):
Well, so here's what Chief Rick Sanders did. And when
all this silliness was going on in twenty twenty, he
went there was gonna be a march and they said
they were gonna take over Hersborn Lane. They were going
to take over in march and stand and do their
stupid stuff. So Chief Sanders finds out about it and
(05:57):
he contacts the person. He goes, look, if you come
out here do this, you're gonna get locked up here
you go. Saint Matthews did the same. Here's what we
will do. Well, ow you x amount of time on
this road and we'll block it off for you.
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yes, and that's what they did.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
That's what needs to be done. Right. You can't just say, hey,
you know what, go ahead and break the law a
little bit. Because here's why I'm so against marching and
blocking streets. Well, I'm against blocking streets for multiple reasons.
But when they all start walking together down the streets
yelling their chance, it creates more, even more of a
(06:32):
mob mentality instead of just standing on the Federal Course
steps saying, you.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Know, PROTESTAZ. If you block the street from Dwight, you
hope it's coming back from the ketamine treatment, not going
to Okay, that's two different Dwights. Okay, Okay, there are
two different twits. Let's talk about some good news. And
again the mayor will ask that, and I will ask
(06:56):
him how he feels as a Jewish person that they
chant from the River to the sea, which is an
annihilation of the Jewish people chant. So it's not all
about it's not all about immigration issues. They had that
chant going on pretty consistently two days ago. So I'll
(07:18):
ask the mayor, as a Jewish person, how does he
feel about that being chanted in his own talent? So
we'll ask those questions. We usually have a lot of fun.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
With the mayor.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
I think tomorrow's going to be pretty fun, and he's
never shied away from tough questions, so we'll go after it.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
And I'm among the record for saying that I'm supporting
of Mark Greenberg. I like maryor Greenberg very much. I
just hope, you know, I can't say who's going to
do what. I just hope that the law is enforced.
But it's not going to be that break.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
The law though. When you start cutting your hair like him,
it's starting to get a little weird. Like single white female,
remember that.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
And keep wearing these Mark Greenberg, wonder if you.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
Can make that movie now, single white female? Excuse me?
Speaker 2 (08:00):
What way?
Speaker 1 (08:02):
All right? Good news?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Jaytown, Oh my gosh, and your wife, Oh my gosh.
Representative Susan Tyler Witten.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
Morton Children's Hospitals announced plans for a new pediatric care
campus campus one hundred and fifty acre plots on Tucker
Station Road. Tucker Station now has become. I predicted it
ten years ago. I said, I have a feeling this
will become the new Hirshborn because people that are old
(08:34):
enough will remember nineteen seventy seven, seventy eight Hirshborn. There
was nothing there Plainview. You know, there was plain View,
but there was nothing like Hirshborn where all of those
houses and businesses. Right, I think Tucker Station is the
new Hirshborn. And they that's where the Harley shop is,
Mercedes Bens is. They already have a little hospital out there,
(08:56):
and now they are going to have what it sounds
like is the definitive pediatric care campus in Kentucky, in Jaytown,
a full service hospital for children and complex, complex medical needs.
That means that means you're talking about families traveling here
(09:19):
instead of our families traveling somewhere else.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Exactly, that's exactly what's and what.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Part did your wife have been this? She was part
of the legislation to help build this.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Yeah, yeah, she was part of the legislation.
Speaker 1 (09:29):
Get this done, get the land and stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:31):
I was so excited about this that it was going
to Tucker Station. I wanted to write her a poem.
Couldn't find any word run with Tucker.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yeah, I think you'll come up with something. John, don't
laugh at that that much, dog, don't don't, Simpleton. Since
you get a pass, he deserves you get a pass.
Get you a giggle there, at least I laughed with
the mic off. Yeah, no, no, that's true. That's true.
(10:00):
Some four.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I've been enough. Since it's about eighty.
Speaker 1 (10:05):
Forty five, your favorite subject, let's talk about it. W NBA.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Oh my gosh. Yes, I wear their gear every day,
as you know, and as you can see, just a big,
big fan. Whenever I'm able to get it's it's really
tough to get tickets to games, but every once in
a while, when they're not sold out, I like to go.
If I'm not paying the scalp for prices, Man, I'm
(10:35):
not paying thirty two hundred dollars for a three hundred
level seat. But in the off chance that there's ever
seats available, I'm always there.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Lovely smart ass, all right. So this reminds me of
the Barista strike of twenty twenty four in Louisville, Kentucky,
where people that poured coffee wanted enough benefits to provide
pro family.
Speaker 2 (10:57):
Right, it's high.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
School kids job.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
I've been for three months.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Do you know do you have the training you have
to have to warm up a piece of lemon bread?
How poor the couple of coffee?
Speaker 2 (11:11):
I'll be more most to I get my company car.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Do you think the pink hair is cheap?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Or do I have a brief?
Speaker 1 (11:16):
Those rings cost money. I wonder if coffee shops discriminate
against normal looking regular normal looking people are like, I
don't know, what do you think?
Speaker 2 (11:26):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (11:26):
He looks too normal.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
I feel like they just assume that we're all Republicans.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Yes, they they judge people more than anybody, trust me.
They they're talking about judging by a book. But again,
I'm I I kid because I don't want you to
spit my coffee that I'm in there. But I do
wonder if they discriminate against normal looking people. Of course,
clean cut kid with a polo on and khakis, tucked
in shirt, and then we're parted on the side and
he's in there for it, and it's like, oh, we
(11:52):
can't hire him.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
What about the customers when they leave? Yeah, they look
at that guy.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
Normal looking guy. Hey, Hey, hey, normal looking guy, don't
make my cup of coffee? Ahh get the purple hair girl.
Purple hair girl, make my coffee.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Look at his car so stupid it have fifteen hundred
bumper stickers on it. He must be an idiot.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
He doesn't want to coexist and.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Don't want to coexist. What kind of guy is this?
You know where you don't get judged? Where doggars BP baby?
Am right? Let me take a drink of this coffee
right now?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
Please don't all right? Multiple NBA players are considering to
strike over pay disparity. They should, Okay, this is a
league that has lost money. How long have they been open?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
John? You did?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
You did sports show? How long is the WNBA? What
twenty years? Thirty years?
Speaker 3 (12:43):
I don't know the number, but that's probably in the ballpark.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
A couple decades. They've never made money and they if
they actually had to pay back the money that the
w or the NBA paid for this league for the
last two decades, they would never ever make a dollar.
Now they're starting to get some headway, they're starting to
get some tickets sold enough to to really cause and
it's all because of the last year with Kaitlin Clark.
(13:09):
Kaitlin Clark is is the is the the Messiah of
this sport right now. And they all want to say, well,
we're gonna we're thinking about holding out. Yeah, okay, good luck.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
If they would just and I told them this years ago,
if they would just use my business plan, they'd be
in the block every year.
Speaker 1 (13:29):
That is misogynistic and just.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Words uniform adjustment. Alrighty, that's it, sold out, baby.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
There is a reason why beach volleyball is very popular
in the summer, all right, So I don't look they're
they're they're saying it, and they use graphs like, you know,
the number one pick in the w A.
Speaker 2 (13:49):
Are they PI graphs?
Speaker 1 (13:51):
Maybe bar graphs? They they used the the number one
pick in the w n b A pay versus the
number one pick in the NBA pay. And it's like,
come on, the NBA is a multi billion dollar company
that's been paying for you forever. I get it that
(14:12):
you want to make more money or just go do
something else. If you don't think the pay is good enough,
then go play basketball.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Okay, this might cost go long, but what would be
the average what would be the bottom salary in the NBA?
You want to look it up real quick.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
I think it's like forty thousand a year maybe, Okay,
to be the bottom. I think seventy five probably is
the average. Seventy five thousand a year I think, or
one hundred thousand a year.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Lowest salary in twenty twenty five was sixty two thousand
and two eighty five.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
Sixty two Okay, I'm seeing the league minimum sixty two. Yes,
I've got sixty six. Yeah, okay. So anyway, here's the
here's why I'm going. Here's where I'm going in If
you play basketball, you always obviously they love the game. Yeah. Yeah.
So if somebody could go to Joe construction worker or
Bob down you know, I love Joe and Bob or
(15:01):
too he's auto parts. Wherever they're working, they say, you
know what would you if you could do what you
love doing and make this amount of money? Would you
do it? Every one of them?
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Would your buddy?
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Listen? Contrary to popular belief radio, the salaries are not
that great. I love what I do. Yeah, that's right,
you know, yeah, this is all I wanted to do. Well.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
I remember watching Johnny Unitas saying I'd never watched him
on TV because I was too young. But he all
of those guys. They did a special on the Baltimore
Colts back in the fifties and sixties, and all of
them had summer jobs like that. Him and this other
Baltimore Colt were installing floors. They were floor they were
(15:45):
flooring guys during the summer. Johnny Uniteds for a good
portion in the NFL was considered the greatest quarterback of
all time. Installed floors in the summer, and then when
it was practice time, he put his tools down and
went back to football. It's not it's Look, if you
don't to Dwight's point, you don't love it, you'll do
something else. But you cannot compare yourself to the NBA.
(16:08):
The NBA is crazy successful, and it's multi billion dollar
television deals. Now. If you start to get multi billion
dollar television deals, hell, yeah, go get paid. But come
on stop. All right, We've got a lot to get
to today, you know. And I'm feeling good for a Thursday.
I thought all day yesterday was Thursday. I like, all
(16:31):
day Thursday.
Speaker 2 (16:33):
It's really fuck.
Speaker 1 (16:35):
Jackie was like, it's Wednesday, and I was like, what.
Speaker 2 (16:39):
Listen?
Speaker 1 (16:41):
And then I heard the joke of the day again
this morning because I like to review the show to
hear I want to hear the pay scene. I want
to see how the show is going, how John is
screwing things up, whatever is going on with the show.
And then I didn't get to turn off the phone
before the joke was said John, and I had to
listen to it again.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
How optimistic are you about today? It was so bad?
Speaker 3 (17:06):
I think I'm gonna send over the good juju for
today's Joe. I think it's gonna be good, the good juju.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
Oh, okay juju?
Speaker 2 (17:14):
All right, so he sent it.
Speaker 1 (17:17):
Yeah, I'm doing the Sign of the Cross.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
How optimistic are you all? He's uh, he said, he's optimistic.
Speaker 1 (17:23):
I'm I moved it up to four percent.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Mm hmmm. I'm my record saying I like this joke.
It might be great. Let's see, but it's probably.
Speaker 1 (17:33):
It's got to be better than pure bread. See ducks
eat bread pure bread.
Speaker 2 (17:38):
It gets me a very stud Hey fowls. Hey, here's
how you know a joke is gonna be great. You're ready?
You know that knock knock?
Speaker 1 (17:49):
Who's there? Who?
Speaker 2 (17:52):
Because them take? Because them take you?
Speaker 1 (17:59):
You're on a can I get you? Can? I have
that stricken from the record.
Speaker 2 (18:02):
Oh that's a darn good joke man. Watch, yes, gotch
you Listen. There's gonna be people in Louisville offices all
day going uh hey, hey, Mike, knock knock. Value Tool
sells and service. Listen. Uh they got it all. If
you are a contractor, okay, if you're a contractor or
maybe you want a contracting business, don't buy into the
(18:24):
myth that you get better prices better quality at the
big box store. It's not true. Go see my dear
friends at Value Tools. You're gonna love this place. They
are the biggest selection of bosh tools in Kentucky. And
better prices when better quality means better jobs for you
and your clients, and also means with the better prices,
(18:47):
well that's more profit for you. Time is money, save
on the job. Do it with Value Tools on Criten
and drive.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
Lots of pasta, Lots of pasta Louisville dot com.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
I love it.
Speaker 1 (18:57):
Thirty seven to seventeen Lexington Road in the heart of
Saint Matthews. John and the owners. John is the owner.
He's owned it over forty years, been in Saint Matthew's
for over thirty of those and everyone loves lots of pasta.
Every person we send over there. They're like, they'll DM
me or they'll DM Dwight and go damn. You're right.
This place is amazing, fresh, clean food. You can have
(19:19):
them make it, or you can make it. I would
think if you're gonna do a little corporate outing or
you're gonna have something in an office, have them catered
with the box lunch from Lots of Pasta. You can
order up the half sandwich, a little bowl of the
homemade pasta salad, and then a cookie the size of
Dwight's head. It's fantastic. And then you have their name
(19:41):
on all of them. It's perfect. So lots of pasta,
lots of pasta, Louiell dot com. Here is an interest
in that, Or just go to the coffee shop attached
to the grocery store and the deli there all right
right there in the heart of Saint Matthew's. Lots of Pasta.
Back after this on NewsRadio eight forty whah.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Yeah, let's go back to Whispering Hills, Shaky's lounge, Kelly's lounge.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Oh, we're doing the robot.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
Let the robot. See now this was music.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
The greatest of the robot was Michael Jackson.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
Little uh who deny five minutes of funk because today
is Grandmaster D's sixty third birthday. Thanks musically realist, this
thought he was older than all the genres of music
so much there are storytellers.
Speaker 1 (20:36):
I got sad news.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
What are you doing with the sad news?
Speaker 1 (20:41):
Air India airliner carrying two hundred and forty two passengers
and crew en route to the United Kingdom. That's England
dwenty crash shortly after takeoff, apparently killing no, no, I'm sorry,
it's confirmed now all have have died. Two hundred and
forty two passengers and crew.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (21:03):
One hundred and sixty nine are Indian nationals, fifty three British,
one Canadian and seven Portuguese.
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
I mean, just you get on a plane thinking my
wife got on one this morning. It's just like you
should just going to Atlanta. That's everyone, you know, it
doesn't matter. You can just be going to Nashville. Well,
you think you're even safer on the big ones, you know,
that's three hundred people. That's a lot of people. That's
one of the biggies. It's an airliner, it's a Boeing
(21:32):
Boeing and they're more trouble for Boeing Boeing Dreamliner. I
hope this isn't a computer glitch. At some point we
got to figure out. The computers are great for some things,
but you gotta let pilots be pilots, because if.
Speaker 3 (21:44):
It's right after takeoff, you would think that if the
pilot has controlled they would be able. And again, I'm
not a pilot by any stretch of the imagination. You
would think they would have protocol for figuring out how
to land safely.
Speaker 1 (21:54):
Well, apparently this thing came down so hard it killed everybody,
so obviously I was when landing the last couple of times.
Notice how much that pilot is flying that damn plane?
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Oh absolutely, I mean it is left right, right, left, right, left, left, left, right, left, left.
Speaker 1 (22:10):
Right, and then boom right on the tarmac. John, you
got an update for us.
Speaker 4 (22:15):
Let's just say one correction. If I was listening to
you guys right, it was taking off, yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Taking off, okay. I when a pilot is landing seat now,
they may not work a lot while their plane is
in the air. You know, they make you know, some
say the computer makes ninety thousand adjustments during the a
flight across the United States. But when landing next time,
notice how many times he's left right wing. I mean
there's sometimes they recover life at the last second. Four
(22:40):
wheels are down.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
These days, it takes some weather for them to hand
fly to land, say like at SDF. Let's say there's
thunderstorms that went into the runway cause and winds. Those
planes are set up where they can auto land. There
was the basic part of that on some of their
first try jets back in the seventies. But these air
buses and these modern day like the Dreamliners like this
one that crashed, are set up to almost basically take off.
Speaker 2 (23:01):
Oh yeah, no pilot interaction.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
Yeah, because it dwight you correct me wrong. It's an
inflatable pilot comes out from the seat.
Speaker 2 (23:09):
You got to blow him up, like there's are a
little part right here, right right. You blow right under
the belly button and then you got to blow pilot
takes it from the blows up. Yeah. No. When I
was I was locating nine, even on radio. You remember
that I was working w QMF. I couldn't afford so
I had was still ups locating nine.
Speaker 1 (23:27):
I spend all his money on jumpsuits. I was like,
do you ever jog in those, because that's what they're suits.
Speaker 2 (23:36):
Where jogging suits were really big, especially about solid white ones.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
The solid white white tennis shoes. John, I wish you
could see him with the gold with the gold chain
and the white jacket and the white pants and white
tennis shoes.
Speaker 2 (23:49):
And here's how I greet you in the hallway.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Up, dude, Yeah, I said, who's the Russian hit man
in the hallway? They're like the morning shows? You any
He's really funny, I went, okay, Yeah, Tony.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Vanadi I got along really well when I first started.
We didn't care for each of them anyway. So anyway,
when I was out there the local twenty nine, the
seven sixty sevens all right, yeah, those are big, huge,
But I think I could be wrong. I usually am.
The seven sixty seven was designed at first for UPS,
and at that time I left UPS ninety six maybe okay,
(24:28):
I mean I was in radio for a long time,
working both jobs. But even back then, like ninety five,
when they got this seven sixty seven, it could take
off and it could lay by itself, by itself. So
my point is, if the technology was there in ninety four,
and I'm sure they reluctant. We were reluctant on relying
(24:48):
on it.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
Well sometimes fast forward, yeah, you know, thirty years.
Speaker 2 (24:52):
I bet they're like, you know, I just let it
do it. But I don't know. I'll be interesting to
find out what happened.
Speaker 1 (24:57):
Just because you just because you can put that program in,
it doesn't mean you should.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
Just like just like the car that backs into spot
by itself. I haven't seen commercials for that in years.
About five or six years ago, there was all kinds
of cars to say, look it parks itself. I haven't
seen a lot of commercials. Did that technology fail or no?
Speaker 1 (25:17):
No, But people don't use it because they like to
park their car, but it likes to parallel parking. But
I do like the thing when you hit the key
because people come out of let's say you come out
of J C. Pennies, hit the mall and you're on
the second level and you would stand there instead of
running out in the rain. You hit the button and
the car comes to you. What and you get out,
you get in it.
Speaker 2 (25:35):
Yes, this is going on right now.
Speaker 1 (25:37):
Absolutely. Yeah, you know, maybe there is a reason to
buy EBS.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
I don't have power locks, HyET.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
Look when we were. Look, we were growing up. If
you had four wble drive, you had to get out
and lock out your wheels. Well that sucked before you
got to fourble drive all four wheels.
Speaker 2 (25:52):
All right.
Speaker 1 (25:52):
I like to pick stories that are uh that that
a majority can relate. Okay, and I think this one,
and I'll say, tell me if this relates to you.
The syndrome of office chair butt.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Office chair butt?
Speaker 1 (26:15):
How to recover from office chair butt?
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Okay, can you explain to the obviously I know, but
for those who might not know what in his office
chair butt.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
It's when you're sitting in your office chair too long. Yeah,
and it's driving too Your butt can start to hurt.
The back of your hamstrings start to hurt, your ankle hurts,
your your whole back is like feeling bad your hips,
your abdomen. When you're sitting in that chair. And nowadays
people are staring at a damn computer all day, your
(26:48):
butt will hurt. They call it office chair butt. Well
so most people just take ibuprofen. But they say you
got to shift positions. Do you when you drive long distance,
do you take like a lot of times, I'll take
one shoe off the one I drive.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
With the right way.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
I'll take that one shoe off because it drives me crazy.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
I usually drive pantslets or pants because that's the way
that the car seat is designed. What designed for you
to be wearing pants?
Speaker 1 (27:22):
Will let me look it up. Women, John, do you
do that if you're driving long distance you start to
shift or sit weird in your chair.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
And you mentioned taking off the shoes. If it's towards
the end of the drive and I'm feeling that foot paint,
I take the shoes off.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Women. I don't think a lot of men do this.
Women will put the whole leg like tuck the leg
under like on the seat, like sitting like an Indian style,
but not just one leg. Oh yeah, because they're limber women.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Doesn't sound comfortable at all.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
Yeah, well, here's some obvious remedies. Stand up and move
at least two to three minutes a day. Back in
the day when we had smokers in the office, because
you would get I believe we had a meeting about
that that people were taking too many smoke breaks, and
they were like, we've counted how many times you've gone outside?
Speaker 2 (28:11):
Did we have that meeting?
Speaker 1 (28:12):
We did, yeah, and said you're five to ten minutes
out there each time, and there would be a group.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Oh absolutely, it was production. It was predominantly production and sales.
We were on the air.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
Yeah, you can't do that if you're on the air.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
But they would go out there. I mean, think about it,
because I used to smoke, and that's taking.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
So the management was getting upset and saying, wait a minute,
how much time are you spending outside? Again, this is
back in the smoking days and then when they said
you can't smoke indoors. But people would go out there
and they'd say, look, you're taking an hour away a
day from us.
Speaker 2 (28:46):
Oh at least.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
Yeah, so they say, also drink plenty of water. But
I can't do that on a road trip. No, I'm
on a road trip. I can't do that.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
Technically you can two words, pee tumblr.
Speaker 1 (29:00):
I gotta admit I've done it on the road.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Of course you have.
Speaker 1 (29:02):
I've done on the road. There's no stil gas stations,
there's no rest stops.
Speaker 2 (29:06):
Why wouldn't you? And just like I gotta go listen,
you get in at Craig and land rejeep, it's NonStop
flight to wherever.
Speaker 1 (29:14):
Uh make glute bridges, lunges and squats while you're at
the office. So I don't know what a glute bridge.
Speaker 2 (29:23):
The glue bridge is when you lay on your back. Yes,
you put your knees up, you know how, Oh yeah,
and then you lift, yeah, and you squeeze. You're gonna
do the office. Now, listen, there is some people here
in the office. I would like to see them do that.
I did a lot of people. I wouldn't want to see.
Speaker 1 (29:42):
You do it. I did it in a restaurant to
demonstrate it. I was with the Catholic Education Foundation and uh,
and they were gonna throw us out.
Speaker 2 (29:50):
Why do you think?
Speaker 1 (29:51):
So I got on the ground and started doing I said,
these lunges will build your butt.
Speaker 2 (29:54):
Girls.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
It might have been the twenty bottles of wine that
we consumed.
Speaker 2 (29:59):
All right, I thought you made you were doing the
bridges I did.
Speaker 1 (30:03):
I got on the floor of the restaurant.
Speaker 2 (30:05):
Well, that's a stripper. That's a patented stripper. Move No,
that's where the five dollar bills come out.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
But everybody and shift to your positions is what we
described when you're driving a car. But I don't know
the people that drive for a living, like cross States.
I love them, man, gosh, God love them. I mean,
we won't get our stuff to buy if we don't
have truck drivers. But man, I don't know how they
do that twelve hours and then sitting in that chair.
(30:33):
I mean, that's why they had the walkie talkies, right.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
I'll give it one worse than that. Imagine being in
a sleeper yeah, and having a team driver situation where
you and another person go cross country NonStop and you
can because one sleeps while the other driving.
Speaker 1 (30:48):
Pps does that.
Speaker 2 (30:49):
I would be miserable.
Speaker 1 (30:50):
You drive twelve hours, I sleeped and you whatever. It's
it's crazy. No, I knew a guy that did that.
I was like, man, what if you're.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Hypothetical there's somebody work Like Okay, let's say this is
somebody that you can't stand to be around. And then
you and then you get and then you get paired
together and they said, here you go, we need you
to drive to California from New York.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
They've done that with some shows.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
Wait wait what what what? I didn't say something about television?
Speaker 1 (31:19):
I was.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
I was about to listen. I want a Toto, that's
all it is. I want. I'm gonna call John John.
I need a John Baby, I need a Toto John
Bergen good looking man.
Speaker 1 (31:32):
Too, good looking man. He knows toilets.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
I saw your toilet. I walked by my toilet yesterday.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
It didn't open up, did it.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
You know what I was so I told the toilets,
you're disgusting. You disgusted me. I was so disgusting about toilet.
There wasn't a total. I went out in the backyard.
I don't wanly use it anymore.
Speaker 1 (31:50):
That toilet in your house is about to be replaced.
It's it's antiquated. This is the next level. When you
walk up to the lid comes up, a blue light
comes onto, Santa ties the bowl, and then a water
a little sprits it to get you going. And then
after you finish your business, you have two different types
of sprays that you want to spray on your bottom.
It gets it all clean off and you can you
(32:12):
can control it with a remote control h and then
you hit the air dryer and the air dryer dries
you right when you get up. It cleans itself and
it has a turbo vortex flush oo okay, so it
comes from the top, but it shoots out like a
vortex all right, really fast, and it spirals down to
clean the toil to get everything out of there, and
(32:34):
then it cleans itself and then the lid closes in
the night when you get up again, it's called the
Toto Nexus toilet. When you get up in the middle
of the night, it senses you just walked into the room,
into the bathroom, and a light comes on at the
bottom and the lid comes up and it's just enough
light because it knows it it's at night, right, and
then it and you do your business, get back to
(32:57):
bed instead of stumbling around in the bathroom. So get
a hold of John or Amy at four nine nine
fifty nine hundred. Terry Miners texted me the other day
and said, I used to have one of those. I
gotta have mine back. BK Plumbingsupply dot com. They sell
plumbing supplies to contractors, but they this new toilet. He
was like, you gotta have it changed my life. I've
(33:17):
had it for about six months. It's awesome. BK Plumbing
Supply or John and Amy.
Speaker 2 (33:22):
My toilet is listening. I hate you the end, Hey,
solar covered hot tubs. I love my sollar covered hot tub.
You're gonna love yours too. And now is the time
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