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Speaker 1 (00:00):
All, Yeah, it's a Friday show man, or a Friday
come today, this morning, the morning Rainbow's lot of pops. Well,
it's god Baby, feeling good, looking good ready, no good written,
not a good. Here we go. Uh, we've got the
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mayor coming on at about an hour and a half
from now. We'll talk about the plan for the for
the protests on Saturday. There are three, one downtown and
two in the Highlands. Sounds like yesterday. As we talked
to Matt Sanders, a spokesman for the o mpd H,
he said that they've got it under control.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Is it a Flag Day celebration? Saturday's Flag Day? Is it? Yeah? No,
ill figure a bunch of people waving American flags going
yay we live in America.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Wasn't sure what you said there first first? Well, almost
had the dump button ready to go. Flag Day? Yes, yes, no, yeah,
there's an elling there. Thank you. Uh so that we'll
talk to him about that. Applause. He's bringing his two
sons in in honor of Father's Day on Sunday, which
no one really cares about.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Uhumbdo yeah, let me cares about it? Does he he does?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
He does care about it, Thank you. John Alden, and
so does Daisy. By the way she does. She she
can't speak yet, you can't verbalize no, but she can
start or poop right, and she's sip it up and
split up. She said it with all three of those.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I love baby baby poop face because you look over
and they're like, yeah, she's pooping right.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
No, no way. Daisy is just like her father John, you know,
poop face. He makes that like when we watch him,
you see the face and he goes, we gotta get
too commercial.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
And then the smile afterwards we.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Get to nine twenty.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Its a smile comes during, doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
No, it's it's a struggle they struggle.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Joke of the day face.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
And then uh. And then of course the wife will
walk by and go with that was yours. You change it,
and then you get you know what.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I would say, Yeah, you're the one that had it.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
And then you get on the ground, and then you
got the baby and you got the diaper off, and
then you realize I left the white bees across the room.
All parenting issues, all right. So, but busy weekend obviously
with the baseball team playing tonight and you know, with
them not supposed to be there, but they earned their
way in. It just feels better As a Louisville baseball fan,
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and a lot of people I know are like, hey,
we're traveling, We're driving up there to this small little
town in Omaha to play the World Series. It's it's
a weird setup for baseball. If people don't know, it's
the same city for the World Series every single year.
They have a really nice stadium there, and but there's
no there's not a lot of infrastructure, not a lot
of hotels or restaurants. It's just a it's just a
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it's a weird thing that that's where the World Series
is every year. And what's the town something in Omaha.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I thought it was just Omaha.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yeah. Oh no, yeah, I guess it is.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Sorry they have more.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
They do the Jello shot contest between each of the
team's fans, and oh boy.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
I'm I've never understood Joe shots. I love him, even
when they were the thing in the nineties. I don't
want to have to use my tongue and stretch it around.
Just give me a ship.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Well then Joe shots. Yeah, you know, so we have
that and then I wake up this morning. We told
the story yesterday that all of the people on the
Indian airplane had died two hundred and forty two. It's
two hundred and forty one because this guy walks away,
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whoa with barely any injuries, and he's walking down the
middle of the street. Everyone's videoing him and he's got
a little burn and a cut on his eye, and
that's it. Oh my gosh, and he's talking and then
he finally gets interviewed by one of the local TV
people there. I saw the interview this morning, and he
basically was saying, there was a loud noise, the plane
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went down. He's in Aisle eleven over the exit. The
exit's right there, so if anybody else offers you the
exit seat. But the odds of this guy surviving that
ball of fire and the crash and what happened was
it flopped on top of a it's a medical school
and it's a dorm for the medical school, so the
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airplane flopped on top of that. They have no idea
how many people were killed in the in the thing.
So it explodes, he gets off and walks away. He's
the only survivor. And I said, oh MG.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Nobody under any circumstances show this guy the movie Final
Destination that you.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Know, because he'll think that death hunting him down.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Right, would get started to think, you know, one week
that or have you ever seen that movie Shattered? Yeah,
I've not seen where we No, no, no, I'm taking
an unbreakable.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Bruce Willis is this superhero but he doesn't know is
it unbreakable? Sorry, it's unbreakable, and Bruce Willis is this
is this thing. And when he comes the guy comes
to see him, he goes, I've been searching for you.
And he goes, what because he survives this praying of
this train crash and he's the only survivor and there's
nothing wrong with him. And he goes, I searched for superheroes.
He goes, I look for exactly your story, the person
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that walks away from a horrific situation with no injuries.
And that's what popped into my head when I thought
of this guy.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Well, the opposite Susan and I were watching something. They
were talking it was a child had something called brittle bones.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Correct, Yeah, that's what that guy had. And as you
touch him.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
But I'm like, oh my gosh, the sweet little girls
yet and I thought, oh, well, what about unbreakable. It
was exact same thing.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Those poor people. Well, a lot of times babies they
don't know that they have the disease, and when the
parents go to the hospital emergency room, you know, the
first thought is this baby has forty broken bones or whatever.
It's child abuse. So you know, they call him the services.
And then when they get diagnosed, and then the life
of that person for the rest of their lives, nobody
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can touch them. I mean, it's it's that's a wild.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
My mother told me when I was born, I had
big bone syndrome.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Oh yeah, so it's this big bone.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
I'm just big. He's not fat, he's just big boned.
The don went to husky No. Eventually just gave up.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
No. No, you were fat, that was fat. But you
were fun, yes, fun and fat, fat and fun. You
don't want to be not fun in fat. Look, if
you're the no fun fat person, then that's the fat
kid that just sucks. You gotta be the whooped to dude, guy,
I want everybody knows the whoop whoop me dude, let's go.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I want to. I want to thank Rob Cook and
Robert and also Tyler and all the staff down at
Auto Glass Plus Auto Glass Plus. They came by the
house yesterday. The jeep was in the Craiglanders. Jeep was
in the front yard Boon under a tree, a shade trees.
They had some shade and they went at it. Man,
it was like a half hour. They had the jeep
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windshielding there. They even vacuumed the seats, the glass out
of the seats, sure you know. And they even turned
like the defrost on to get all the glass out
of the frost.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
So that's cool.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Thank you Auto Glass Plus, Rob Cook and all the
guys I always debate.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
So if I have Kuoate cleaning Restoration, come over and
clean my carpets and stuff, I tip them if whatever
I have. If I have twenty, I'll give them a twenty.
If I have forty, I'll give to each of them twenty.
I tip those guys. Did you did you tip the uh?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I didn't get chest. I didn't get a chance to
because I had a four to thirty appointment. These guys
got over here at three and I had to jump
in the shower Likeay dealt with Susan. I said, I'm
going to jump in the shower if I Misshuld talk
to Susan Sop I didn't get a chance to.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
When it comes to plumbers, it depends on what the
bill is. If the bill is the bill is crazy. Uh,
I'm a little iffy on those tip plumbers.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
It depends on how hard they work and what they're
doing and figuring things out. Some plumbers come in and
give up. Some some people are like, I'm figuring this
out for you. I tip those people because they're working
their butt off.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Mister Rockefeller, you seem to tip. Do you ever tip
your radio partners? Me and John good Call? I mean
we're here for you every single day. John, if you're
at a tip.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
I mean, I guess, is that what the bad joke?
Jars four kind.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Of No, that's just that's that's performance based.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Oh I tip you for driving me crazy?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Who else is going to drive you? Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Jackie? Yeah, thank you. I don't tip her either, Yeah
you do.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Wait.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
The largest great white ever videoed I appeared in the Atlantic.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Can't we stop with this stuff? I don't see color.
I just call them.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Greats sixteen feet and sixteen hundred pounds. You should twenty five. Oh,
you should see them as they this thing goes through
the water, and a lot of times they'll have someone
in the water as this thing is going by to
give them scale, scale, to give it scale.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
That's what Brody said, Yeah, scale.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I need you to get out to the end.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Why why to give us some scale?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Scale twenty five fifty years right?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Yeah, yes, And that's tell the link of the shark.
And I've got I'm going.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
To sixteen feet and sixteen hundred pounds.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
That's not the law I thought they had.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
No, the biggest, this is the biggest, biggest, fat, big
bad boy coming through to Why he's sixteen hundred pounds,
He's a fat looks mean. I'm like, how does that
thing eat? I guess it feeds off like whale carcasses. Yeah,
it looks so disgusting. If you've ever seen them eat, if.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
You have more than one dead whale, as it well
kar kai or carcasses, carcasses, okay uh talking about sharks.
Steven Steelberg, Steven Spielberg is diving back into Jaws. There's
gonna be a brand new intro for the iconic nineteen
seventy five film. It's the fiftieth year, like you said,
fifty years ago, this summer, that's when the term blockbuster
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was coin was coined thanks to Jaws. They were riding
up around the block, and then it was the street
would block and then start another line. June twentieth, at
eight pm, exactly fifty years after it hit the theaters,
Jaws will run a three hour primetime block as part
(10:09):
of the NBC Universal Big Anniversary celebration. The Major League
Baseball's even getting in on the action with themed games
like Giants, Yankees, Phillies featuring fan giveaways and Jaws themed deals.
It's going to be streaming on Peacock through July twenty fourth.
As you know, the Witts and Venettes, we watched the
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movie every July fourth.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
That's right. Here's my request for everyone that is a
little emotionally attached to national politics this weekend. Take a
break from social media. Take a break from Facebook and
Twitter and whatever news organizations that you sort of go
to in your pages. One half of the country hates
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the parade that's going on, which is a shame because
the Army turns two hundred and fifty and we should
celebrate the Army.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
I would say it's more like twenty percent.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Of the I'm just throwing it out there, bro and
then the other side of the country hates the planned
No Kings protests, which by the way, are going on
in every city. It's not just Louisville this weekend. It
is New Albany, Lexington, you pick a city, they have
a little event going on. So one half is hating
the parade. And it happens to fall on Trump's birthday,
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so that's the hens, the name of the No Kings.
So one half is gonna hate. They're gonna hate the parades.
The other side is gonna hate the army display. Just
you want mental health, just stay off that's social media
this weekend and enjoy your weekend with your family.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
I told Susan, she said, what you did Friday? I said,
I'm getting off the air at three appointments, coming home,
I'm parking my car and I'm laying here on the floor.
I'm not moving the rest of the weekend.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
What's that different from any weekend?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Most weekends we're not doing so I'm not doing it.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
But do you think you getting upset is going to
change any of the events that are going to happen
this weekend.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
It makes my wife miserable.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
It makes your own life and your family's life miserable,
because if you don't think it's affecting the other parts
of your life, it is. You're not going to change
the events of the weekend.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Some people are just annoying.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Some people.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
What it's a matter piggyback and why I just said
some people are just annoying.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Annoying? Yes, uh.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Oh, god, so dry that what happened? We off the air?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
No, we're good, okay. So again, that's just my advice.
You're not going to change anything. You're not going to
change somebody's mind by being upset and posting something online.
They're going to blow right past it. The second they
start to read whatever you're posting, they're going to go
right by it. No one's going to read it. Just
stay off social media and be happy. You will not
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change the events that will occur. If you want to
go to the protest, that's fine. If you want to
go to the Trump's a parade, go if that's if
you're so inclined. But other than that, everyone else that's
not involved in all this, just be happy, dude. I
know it's the dumbest song in the history of music,
but don't worry and be happy. Oh my god, don't
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worry be happy. Who sang that I'll give you five
dollars to crusade Bobby McFarland. Bobby McFarland's dumbest song in
music history is true. Don't worry be happy.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
At your first five dollars donation of the cycle.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Thank you about that? Yeah? Yeah, you earned it, bro,
You earned it, so don't worry tip them. Also, no,
I'm not tipping you to no people that earn it.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
I feel like I did so. Yesterday you all were
upset with my beautiful joke that involves sneezing for the punchline. Yeah,
it was, and it was brilliant.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
We lived through it, though, John, we did this one.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
It was awful. It was awful funny.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
But oh no, oh, someone on social media liked it.
So then it's okay. I'm waiting. He's starting to read now,
he's sounding out some of the big words.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
No, not so much. John Roland said, Hey, that's not
a here's your joke. You ready for joke of the day.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Oh yeah, we're ready. Yeah, if you want to do it.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
All right, here we go, Joke the Day, John Roland, Hi, John,
all right, Hi, Hi John, thanks for the joke. Hey fellas,
Hey John, if a horse wears horseshoes, what does an
ox wear? I don't know, take a guess shoes, ox, shoes, cozumes?
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Like what if a horse wears what is an ox?
Because it's like, thank you, John Rowland, Thank you John Rowland.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
I like your fake peeing joke from five minutes ago
or whatever that was.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Uh, We're gonna have to maybe kill the joke of
the day.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
No, no, no, no, Why.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
So I think we might have to uh kill the
joke of the day unless people really like it. Because
at this point do we put a survey up? I
think we might have to we might have to say,
does the joke of.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
The day stay?
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Okay, maybe there's a movie maybe there? Yeah, that's right, right,
maybe how do you remember that?
Speaker 3 (15:38):
I heard you talk about it.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Oh there was T shirts. By the way, we made
a lot of money off those T shirts.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
See mean, Johnny in the New City, like yesterday's joke.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
And oh that's your litmus test.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
He's the one who makes the decision.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
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Speaker 2 (17:56):
I give you money, will you go buy me a
new pair of headphones that h where you got yours?
Because this is the second pair of bought in a
week and I only get one Chann You think when
you spend nine dollars or ninety nine cents for a
patter headphones, you think they would be good. Right.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Uh, maybe it's the connect that you're pushing it into. Secondly,
I just had this conversation with my son, and you're
like my child sometimes, so I will say the same
thing to you. He's really struggling at this point with
the curriculum of this nuclear reactor thing you study.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Oh what does curriculum mean?
Speaker 1 (18:32):
So, and he's not used to that. I don't think
he's ever had a be in his life. So in
the United States Navy and I said, look, man, and
he's sick. He's got this rash. He's doing set seventeen
hour days. And I said, look, man, I know it's
gonna sound bad, and I'm gonna say the same to you. Okay,
I'm sorry you're struggling, but I'm not sorry that you're struggling,
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because only growth only comes through pain and suffering, grew
and working hard.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
My headphones are all the way out now.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Young John and our and our producer right now. He's
he's struggling between UH doing two shows and UH and
raising a daughter a newborn. That is, that's struggling and
sometimes it's painful.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
But can that say I do love all three of
those things?
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Okay, but it is. There is only growth through pain.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
You don't grow in the middle. I think I grow
in the valley.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
So I think that you using just the headphones with
one ear will help you grow as a human.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
So you're not going to do that for me. You
won't go.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Because it's for your own good.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
You know what, Amazon, It's.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
For your own good.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
Just you're the boxer who got his ear bitten off.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Yeah that what what did you say? Pretend? What? What?
Get it?
Speaker 1 (19:52):
No better Super Bowl commercial than Mike Tyson knock on
the door and giving his zeer back. That was that
was the greatest. And then they hugged it out and
then they like it out. He was like, here, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
So when Tyson fought here, uh knocked out by you
and I were third row rings sorry with Lance McGarvey
for U of L. And if you remember, we had
to pick our passes up at VIP. I was standing
right next to Evander Holyfield and I looked up. I
saw the I mean it's best up.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Yeah, well he gave it back to him. It was
great commercial. Looked a Tyson was whipping his ass. I
looked down at my beer on all looked back up
and Tyson was in the ropes and I went what
just happened?
Speaker 2 (20:31):
I know?
Speaker 1 (20:32):
And Tyson's face set it all. At that point, I
was just like, I don't want to do this anymore.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
I had never felt in all of sports this, this
including Norwood wide right, Super Bowl twenty five.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
I'd hurt you, help me, I'm helped you. I'm sorry,
I'm sorry. I was thinking of Will Wifford.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
But I've never felt so bad for anybody in a
situation in sports as I did that night with Tyson.
I mean, it just broke my heart.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
He had enough success.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
I know.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
It just broke arllion dollars.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
By the way, I'm in here with a torn achilles
tendon too. If that doesn't amount for anything, you know
what I mean? You know what, man, I show up
just to take a shower. It's it's your own show
up here morning.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
You'll appreciate this when you're older.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Do you have any idea any how dare you why?
Just to take a shower. It's a fifteen fifteen minute
ordeal not to take the shower, my friend, just to
get in. I gotta start with a hefty bag. I
gotta wrap that in duct tape. And then I have
to have my wife lift me up, put me in
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the crane type thing that we have contraption, and swing
that arm over into the shower. And then she has
to bathe me, she has to wash these crevices, and
it's humiliated and not come in here, come in here,
And then you guys give me this crap man. So yeah,
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I am a little bit upset that my headphones are
in one channel? Am I growing in your valley here? Maybe?
But when you're up at the mountaintop on your high horse,
don't be dropping knowledge flakes on me.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
I like the visual of a of a crane putting
you into the shower.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
I'm sorry, I'm not sorry. I'm not sorry. What's best
for you?
Speaker 2 (22:30):
All right, let's do this. Then, all three of us
here are fathers.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
No you're not.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Yes, I am no, yes, two and a half. Oh no, no, No,
I'm a father.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
You're a pather, not that you know God, I mean
they're they're So there's some girl out there that looks
like Chris Farley. Get the DNA test.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Well, let's chase the squirrel. I'll come back to it.
So at one time I looked up sperm donation centers.
They wouldn't because here's what I thought. I thought, listen,
hear me out on this, and it makes sense. Hey,
I like doing that, I like doing that, and I
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already do that, and I like money. Why not marry
them both? There was some kind of psychological profile to
find out if you would be okay knowing that there's
other that you have children out there not knowing who
they are, can you take it?
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Or there are profiles that the couples can look through. No,
they are not picking you. No, Is that true they
look through profiles.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Yes, they were just saying the course they would pick me.
They would say, look at this Adonna's.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Look, well, who is picking that guy?
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Could you imagine if they would have heard the story
about me tearing my Achilles tader and say this is
a brave warrior. But my point was, they said, part
of the psychiatric evaluation was can you handle it mentally
knowing that you have children out there knowing who not
knowing who it was?
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (24:08):
That was the yeah, I said, you.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Know, that was the decision that you pushed you over
the edge.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
First of all, I showed up with seven samples already,
just to be ahead of the game. And then their
reaction was just very I.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Can't think of those organizations without thinking of those. Several
stories that have been done where the doctor was replacing
the sperm that their parents had picked and put his
own sperm in there, and there was a movie about it,
like a comedy a couple of years ago. But it's
not a comedy because there are you know, the doctor
ended up having three hundred kids and they live in
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the same they live in the same town, so they
all they don't know that they're half brothers or half
sister so some of them yes, oh my god, yes yes.
And it's happened several times. The doctors end up in prison.
I mean, that's that that that's so horrific. Motivation the
judges like, no, this is horrific. You're going to prison forever.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
What's the motivation there?
Speaker 1 (25:09):
It's the ego, just to I know, I know most
doctors don't have an ego.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
No matter where I go, Like if it's from my
annual physical and they say, hey, you know, we need
some pe and whatever, I always request visual age. I'm
gonna need I'm gonna need a magazine for this. Let's
do this. What Dad's really what to do for Father's Day.
Three of us are fathers, so I think the three
of us can go in equally on this one third
apiece me, John Auden and Tony Bennetti. Sure the fathers
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that we are number one top of the heap. Has
spent time with your children or grandchildren? Yeah? I want
to spend time with Lemmy every day. He's a good boy.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Are you up for that? Spend time with kids?
Speaker 3 (25:48):
They're both out, so I kind of have to.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
They're not gonna. Yeah, you kind of have to. Uh No,
I mean they're not around, so I'm that's not options.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Okay, Well, I mean I like that option. Enjoy a
meal at home? That's number two?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Yeah, okay, house, No at home?
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Are you kidding me? Absolutely? Go out to eat or drink.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
If someone else is paying.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
I don't care who.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
See. That's the thing. John, what did I tell you
in the break room?
Speaker 4 (26:13):
He said, you don't want to go and spend two
hundred and thirty dollars at brunch?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
No?
Speaker 1 (26:17):
I don't, cause who pays?
Speaker 5 (26:18):
I do.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
It's Father's Day? But where's the bill? Go? Goes the
old man? So I'm paying anyway, And I don't even
want to be here. So it's just like, why we
got the whole families around there. Well, it's Father's Day,
everybody get together. No, man, it's gonna cost me money.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
I don't want to leave the house. So Wednesday night
I'm hanging on my buddy Tony Thornton and he goes, hey, man,
Dougie Fresh is gonna be here Saturday. I love Dougie Fresh,
and so I get off site ox sided, and then
my wife goes, you know you're gonna be regretting that
come six o'clock Saturday. I'm like, you're right, You're right,
So I'm not going No, I get it. Oh, here's
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a good one. So I'm only out on one so far.
That's going out to eat or drink. Number four is
watch movies or TV of my choice.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Amen. Amen, you don't think Jaws is going to be
played this weekend.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
I'm watching that America's Top Shelf house Hunter or whatever
it is.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Maybe Harry Potter.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
I've never seen any of them.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
You a Harry Potter person.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Love Harry Potter. My kids grew up with Harry Potter,
so I went to the movies with him. And it's
a good series. In the first career four but nothing
after that. Oh, they get really dark. That's why I
liked them.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Okay, I've never seen any. But you know why I
gotta do this. I can get like a win. You
get the flu list because remember when you and I
had the flu, it was there's nothing to watch.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
You gave it to me.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
No, you gave it to me.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
You will go back listen to absolute.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
I don't know why you're now addressing this as I
gave it to you nuts as.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Next on the list is, uh, spend time with my
father or father figure both.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
That's actually we did a on We did a seance John,
we did fifteen years ago. Both our dads are dead,
so we did a seance with the Magical Pig and
it was a lot of rock station Yeah, and with
the magical pig, and you.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Had to speak in too its butt.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Well, the our father's voices came out of out of
the pigs butt and ironically, the same words came out
for both our dads. Hey, dumb ass, that was it.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
That was it. I'm not going to say that I
can't see another self edit. Spend time with your partner
away from the kids.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
That's not really what father's day is, you know, it depends.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
On the.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Depends on it depends on the age of the It
depends on the age of the kids. One of my
best Father's Day was I think Maggie baked the cake.
Actually John and Maggie baked the cake, and it was terrible.
I mean, it was tasty good, but it was all
It was ridiculously bad decorated, but that didn't matter. I
loved it. It was cool. That was one of the
best ones.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Event I'm out on that one go to an activity
like a show or a sporting event, or go on
a hike.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
I think we are going to go see Dead Reckoning
the Final Mission Impossible on Sunday, so that I mean
for that, That's.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Another thing I can put on my When you get
the flu Mission Impossible movies, I've never seen one of them.
Not Harry Potter, not Michionan Potter.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
I like the time off to kind of whatever, but
the flu. Every time I get the flu, I forget
how miserable the flu is, how painful the flu is,
how it's awful. If you could just sleep through it all,
that's one thing, But just sitting there with like that
elephant on your chest and you're just like and the
fever fever, sweating through everything. It's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
You gave it to me. No, No, two more left
on this. Spend some time with my friends.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
They're doing they're busy. Your friends are busy with their
they're they're busy with stuff.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
You know, Hey, look a tie and some socks.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Maybe you and your other dog people parents that pretend
to be parents could get together.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
And I'm not pretending to be a parent. I am
a better father than you are as well.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Oh you better back up.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
I'm a far better father than you are by a
million miles.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
I don't remember putting my kids in a crate. Well,
I went to words, as you call it.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
He's not he's not in a Okay, yes, he's not
in a crate. He's got the run of the house
cage because he's smart.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Smart dogs don't be in cages.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Smarter than your kids, because I raised him. Right? What? Huh? What? Nothing?
Speaker 1 (30:44):
That's the last thing, last one?
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Ready, you know, do nothing, do nothing.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
I might get out of the shower singing that on
Sunday if I don't have anything to do. Nothing.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Uh, coming up later on the show, lots to get
to j D. Showburn is going to cool and I
don't know if John Awden knows this or not, but
here's a curveball and he'll handle it how he can. Really,
in the year is going to be moved to ten
am block with what with J. D. Shelburn because at
ten thirty we have Merrik Craig Greenbri.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
I had moved it officially to eleven thirty five with Maddie.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
Oh, you call in reinforcement because you're owing four really
in the years?
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Oh, I'm oh reeling in the I apologize. I was
thinking Crusade for Children trivia. I apologize flew.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Again because I mean this is information. Oh God. So anyway,
reeling in the years Big moved to ten am.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Come here, give me a hog.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Gaywhere near you? Man? You hit this lights off? I
gets in my eyes.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
That's in my eyes.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
The Meri at ten thirty Crusade for Children trivia at
a CARTI.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
All right, uh, I assume lots of pasta, Yeah, lots
of pasta. Louisville dot Com stop on by this weekend
Father's Day. Oh yeah, go get him the food that
he wants, some of those hot sandwiches like paninis or
the meatball sub Oh, they bake the bread there. It
is uh. The bread is so fresh and soft. You
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can smell the bread as you walk by. Lots of Pasta.
The meatballs are made in the back by this pretty
little lady. She's the meat bottle maker.
Speaker 5 (32:37):
Meat bola maker, that's what she sounds like. How many
meat bowlser today? Do you need two hundred met bowls
of for today? And then they soak.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Them in that Oh, they're very old marinara sauce that
they make and can if you want. And then of
course little parmes real parmesan cheese, not that stuff you
buy at the grocery store. Real parmesan cheese is put
on top and it's just the greatest sandwich ever. Lots
of Pasta. Get something for Dad that he wants at
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Lots of Pasta thirty seven to seventeen Lexington Road in
the heart of Saint Matthews.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
So after you go shopping at the definitive place for food,
Lots of Pasta, maybe you don't want to prepare it
in a way that's going to ruin that food. You
want to pay it in the best way. Go and
get your father something from grill Master supply, the perfect
option for cooking your lots of pasta food. I have
the Pits and Spits Hybrid smoker. I love it. But
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they have a huge selection, even the pit Boss series.
They have the Pit Boss Navigator series and the only
place you can get the Navigator series from Pit Boss
Grill Master Supply. Not to mention that's where I get
all my rubs. That's also where I get my wood
Grill Master Supply. It's the perfect Father's Day solution. Go
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there today right now. Stick around more on the Way,
including JD. Shelburn with some kind of announcement at the
top of the hour, and then we played Reeling in
the Years, and then maryor Craig Greenberg. It's all on
the Way News Radio eight forty whas
All, Yeah, it's a Friday show man, or a Friday
come today, this morning, the morning Rainbow's lot of pops. Well,
it's god Baby, feeling good, looking good ready, no good written,
not a good. Here we go. Uh, we've got the
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mayor coming on at about an hour and a half
from now. We'll talk about the plan for the for
the protests on Saturday. There are three, one downtown and
two in the Highlands. Sounds like yesterday. As we talked
to Matt Sanders, a spokesman for the o mpd H,
he said that they've got it under control.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Is it a Flag Day celebration? Saturday's Flag Day? Is it? Yeah? No,
ill figure a bunch of people waving American flags going
yay we live in America.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
Wasn't sure what you said there first first? Well, almost
had the dump button ready to go. Flag Day? Yes, yes, no, yeah,
there's an elling there. Thank you. Uh so that we'll
talk to him about that. Applause. He's bringing his two
sons in in honor of Father's Day on Sunday, which
no one really cares about.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
Uhumbdo yeah, let me cares about it? Does he he does?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
He does care about it, Thank you. John Alden, and
so does Daisy. By the way she does. She she
can't speak yet, you can't verbalize no, but she can
start or poop right, and she's sip it up and
split up. She said it with all three of those.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I love baby baby poop face because you look over
and they're like, yeah, she's pooping right.
Speaker 2 (01:32):
No, no way. Daisy is just like her father John, you know,
poop face. He makes that like when we watch him,
you see the face and he goes, we gotta get
too commercial.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
And then the smile afterwards we.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
Get to nine twenty.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Its a smile comes during, doesn't it.
Speaker 1 (01:48):
No, it's it's a struggle they struggle.
Speaker 3 (01:51):
Joke of the day face.
Speaker 1 (01:54):
And then uh. And then of course the wife will
walk by and go with that was yours. You change it,
and then you get you know what.
Speaker 2 (02:00):
I would say, Yeah, you're the one that had it.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
And then you get on the ground, and then you
got the baby and you got the diaper off, and
then you realize I left the white bees across the room.
All parenting issues, all right. So, but busy weekend obviously
with the baseball team playing tonight and you know, with
them not supposed to be there, but they earned their
way in. It just feels better As a Louisville baseball fan,
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and a lot of people I know are like, hey,
we're traveling, We're driving up there to this small little
town in Omaha to play the World Series. It's it's
a weird setup for baseball. If people don't know, it's
the same city for the World Series every single year.
They have a really nice stadium there, and but there's
no there's not a lot of infrastructure, not a lot
of hotels or restaurants. It's just a it's just a
(02:44):
it's a weird thing that that's where the World Series
is every year. And what's the town something in Omaha.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
I thought it was just Omaha.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yeah. Oh no, yeah, I guess it is.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Sorry they have more.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
They do the Jello shot contest between each of the
team's fans, and oh boy.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
I'm I've never understood Joe shots. I love him, even
when they were the thing in the nineties. I don't
want to have to use my tongue and stretch it around.
Just give me a ship.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Well then Joe shots. Yeah, you know, so we have
that and then I wake up this morning. We told
the story yesterday that all of the people on the
Indian airplane had died two hundred and forty two. It's
two hundred and forty one because this guy walks away,
(03:30):
whoa with barely any injuries, and he's walking down the
middle of the street. Everyone's videoing him and he's got
a little burn and a cut on his eye, and
that's it. Oh my gosh, and he's talking and then
he finally gets interviewed by one of the local TV
people there. I saw the interview this morning, and he
basically was saying, there was a loud noise, the plane
(03:51):
went down. He's in Aisle eleven over the exit. The
exit's right there, so if anybody else offers you the
exit seat. But the odds of this guy surviving that
ball of fire and the crash and what happened was
it flopped on top of a it's a medical school
and it's a dorm for the medical school, so the
(04:13):
airplane flopped on top of that. They have no idea
how many people were killed in the in the thing.
So it explodes, he gets off and walks away. He's
the only survivor. And I said, oh MG.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Nobody under any circumstances show this guy the movie Final
Destination that you.
Speaker 3 (04:35):
Know, because he'll think that death hunting him down.
Speaker 2 (04:38):
Right, would get started to think, you know, one week
that or have you ever seen that movie Shattered? Yeah,
I've not seen where we No, no, no, I'm taking
an unbreakable.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
Bruce Willis is this superhero but he doesn't know is
it unbreakable? Sorry, it's unbreakable, and Bruce Willis is this
is this thing. And when he comes the guy comes
to see him, he goes, I've been searching for you.
And he goes, what because he survives this praying of
this train crash and he's the only survivor and there's
nothing wrong with him. And he goes, I searched for superheroes.
He goes, I look for exactly your story, the person
(05:10):
that walks away from a horrific situation with no injuries.
And that's what popped into my head when I thought
of this guy.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
Well, the opposite Susan and I were watching something. They
were talking it was a child had something called brittle bones.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Correct, Yeah, that's what that guy had. And as you
touch him.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
But I'm like, oh my gosh, the sweet little girls
yet and I thought, oh, well, what about unbreakable. It
was exact same thing.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Those poor people. Well, a lot of times babies they
don't know that they have the disease, and when the
parents go to the hospital emergency room, you know, the
first thought is this baby has forty broken bones or whatever.
It's child abuse. So you know, they call him the services.
And then when they get diagnosed, and then the life
of that person for the rest of their lives, nobody
(05:57):
can touch them. I mean, it's it's that's a wild.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
My mother told me when I was born, I had
big bone syndrome.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Oh yeah, so it's this big bone.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
I'm just big. He's not fat, he's just big boned.
The don went to husky No. Eventually just gave up.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
No. No, you were fat, that was fat. But you
were fun, yes, fun and fat, fat and fun. You
don't want to be not fun in fat. Look, if
you're the no fun fat person, then that's the fat
kid that just sucks. You gotta be the whooped to dude, guy,
I want everybody knows the whoop whoop me dude, let's go.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I want to. I want to thank Rob Cook and
Robert and also Tyler and all the staff down at
Auto Glass Plus Auto Glass Plus. They came by the
house yesterday. The jeep was in the Craiglanders. Jeep was
in the front yard Boon under a tree, a shade trees.
They had some shade and they went at it. Man,
it was like a half hour. They had the jeep
(06:53):
windshielding there. They even vacuumed the seats, the glass out
of the seats, sure you know. And they even turned
like the defrost on to get all the glass out
of the frost.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
So that's cool.
Speaker 2 (07:03):
Thank you Auto Glass Plus, Rob Cook and all the
guys I always debate.
Speaker 1 (07:08):
So if I have Kuoate cleaning Restoration, come over and
clean my carpets and stuff, I tip them if whatever
I have. If I have twenty, I'll give them a twenty.
If I have forty, I'll give to each of them twenty.
I tip those guys. Did you did you tip the uh?
Speaker 2 (07:22):
I didn't get chest. I didn't get a chance to
because I had a four to thirty appointment. These guys
got over here at three and I had to jump
in the shower Likeay dealt with Susan. I said, I'm
going to jump in the shower if I Misshuld talk
to Susan Sop I didn't get a chance to.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
When it comes to plumbers, it depends on what the
bill is. If the bill is the bill is crazy. Uh,
I'm a little iffy on those tip plumbers.
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Uh.
Speaker 1 (07:46):
It depends on how hard they work and what they're
doing and figuring things out. Some plumbers come in and
give up. Some some people are like, I'm figuring this
out for you. I tip those people because they're working
their butt off.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Mister Rockefeller, you seem to tip. Do you ever tip
your radio partners? Me and John good Call? I mean
we're here for you every single day. John, if you're
at a tip.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
I mean, I guess, is that what the bad joke?
Jars four kind.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Of No, that's just that's that's performance based.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Oh I tip you for driving me crazy?
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Who else is going to drive you? Oh?
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Jackie? Yeah, thank you. I don't tip her either, Yeah
you do.
Speaker 2 (08:22):
Wait.
Speaker 1 (08:24):
The largest great white ever videoed I appeared in the Atlantic.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Can't we stop with this stuff? I don't see color.
I just call them.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Greats sixteen feet and sixteen hundred pounds. You should twenty five. Oh,
you should see them as they this thing goes through
the water, and a lot of times they'll have someone
in the water as this thing is going by to
give them scale, scale, to give it scale.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
That's what Brody said, Yeah, scale.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
I need you to get out to the end.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Why why to give us some scale?
Speaker 1 (09:00):
Scale twenty five fifty years right?
Speaker 2 (09:03):
Yeah, yes, And that's tell the link of the shark.
And I've got I'm going.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
To sixteen feet and sixteen hundred pounds.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
That's not the law I thought they had.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
No, the biggest, this is the biggest, biggest, fat, big
bad boy coming through to Why he's sixteen hundred pounds,
He's a fat looks mean. I'm like, how does that
thing eat? I guess it feeds off like whale carcasses. Yeah,
it looks so disgusting. If you've ever seen them eat, if.
Speaker 2 (09:26):
You have more than one dead whale, as it well
kar kai or carcasses, carcasses, okay uh talking about sharks.
Steven Steelberg, Steven Spielberg is diving back into Jaws. There's
gonna be a brand new intro for the iconic nineteen
seventy five film. It's the fiftieth year, like you said,
fifty years ago, this summer, that's when the term blockbuster
(09:49):
was coin was coined thanks to Jaws. They were riding
up around the block, and then it was the street
would block and then start another line. June twentieth, at
eight pm, exactly fifty years after it hit the theaters,
Jaws will run a three hour primetime block as part
(10:09):
of the NBC Universal Big Anniversary celebration. The Major League
Baseball's even getting in on the action with themed games
like Giants, Yankees, Phillies featuring fan giveaways and Jaws themed deals.
It's going to be streaming on Peacock through July twenty fourth.
As you know, the Witts and Venettes, we watched the
(10:29):
movie every July fourth.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
That's right. Here's my request for everyone that is a
little emotionally attached to national politics this weekend. Take a
break from social media. Take a break from Facebook and
Twitter and whatever news organizations that you sort of go
to in your pages. One half of the country hates
(10:53):
the parade that's going on, which is a shame because
the Army turns two hundred and fifty and we should
celebrate the Army.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
I would say it's more like twenty percent.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
Of the I'm just throwing it out there, bro and
then the other side of the country hates the planned
No Kings protests, which by the way, are going on
in every city. It's not just Louisville this weekend. It
is New Albany, Lexington, you pick a city, they have
a little event going on. So one half is hating
the parade. And it happens to fall on Trump's birthday,
(11:21):
so that's the hens, the name of the No Kings.
So one half is gonna hate. They're gonna hate the parades.
The other side is gonna hate the army display. Just
you want mental health, just stay off that's social media
this weekend and enjoy your weekend with your family.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
I told Susan, she said, what you did Friday? I said,
I'm getting off the air at three appointments, coming home,
I'm parking my car and I'm laying here on the floor.
I'm not moving the rest of the weekend.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
What's that different from any weekend?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Most weekends we're not doing so I'm not doing it.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
But do you think you getting upset is going to
change any of the events that are going to happen
this weekend.
Speaker 2 (12:06):
It makes my wife miserable.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
It makes your own life and your family's life miserable,
because if you don't think it's affecting the other parts
of your life, it is. You're not going to change
the events of the weekend.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Some people are just annoying.
Speaker 1 (12:19):
Some people.
Speaker 2 (12:22):
What it's a matter piggyback and why I just said
some people are just annoying.
Speaker 1 (12:28):
Annoying? Yes, uh.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Oh, god, so dry that what happened? We off the air?
Speaker 1 (12:38):
No, we're good, okay. So again, that's just my advice.
You're not going to change anything. You're not going to
change somebody's mind by being upset and posting something online.
They're going to blow right past it. The second they
start to read whatever you're posting, they're going to go
right by it. No one's going to read it. Just
stay off social media and be happy. You will not
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change the events that will occur. If you want to
go to the protest, that's fine. If you want to
go to the Trump's a parade, go if that's if
you're so inclined. But other than that, everyone else that's
not involved in all this, just be happy, dude. I
know it's the dumbest song in the history of music,
but don't worry and be happy. Oh my god, don't
(13:23):
worry be happy. Who sang that I'll give you five
dollars to crusade Bobby McFarland. Bobby McFarland's dumbest song in
music history is true. Don't worry be happy.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
At your first five dollars donation of the cycle.
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Thank you about that? Yeah? Yeah, you earned it, bro,
You earned it, so don't worry tip them. Also, no,
I'm not tipping you to no people that earn it.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
I feel like I did so. Yesterday you all were
upset with my beautiful joke that involves sneezing for the punchline. Yeah,
it was, and it was brilliant.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
We lived through it, though, John, we did this one.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
It was awful. It was awful funny.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
But oh no, oh, someone on social media liked it.
So then it's okay. I'm waiting. He's starting to read now,
he's sounding out some of the big words.
Speaker 2 (14:18):
No, not so much. John Roland said, Hey, that's not
a here's your joke. You ready for joke of the day.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Are you serious?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (14:27):
Oh yeah, we're ready. Yeah, if you want to do it.
Speaker 2 (14:29):
All right, here we go, Joke the Day, John Roland, Hi, John,
all right, Hi, Hi John, thanks for the joke. Hey fellas,
Hey John, if a horse wears horseshoes, what does an
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Like what if a horse wears what is an ox?
Because it's like, thank you, John Rowland, Thank you John Rowland.
Speaker 3 (15:06):
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or whatever that was.
Speaker 1 (15:10):
Uh, We're gonna have to maybe kill the joke of
the day.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
No, no, no, no, Why.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
So I think we might have to uh kill the
joke of the day unless people really like it. Because
at this point do we put a survey up? I
think we might have to we might have to say,
does the joke of.
Speaker 2 (15:31):
The day stay?
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Okay, maybe there's a movie maybe there? Yeah, that's right, right,
maybe how do you remember that?
Speaker 3 (15:38):
I heard you talk about it.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Oh there was T shirts. By the way, we made
a lot of money off those T shirts.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
See mean, Johnny in the New City, like yesterday's joke.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
And oh that's your litmus test.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
He's the one who makes the decision.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
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Speaker 2 (17:56):
I give you money, will you go buy me a
new pair of headphones that h where you got yours?
Because this is the second pair of bought in a
week and I only get one Chann You think when
you spend nine dollars or ninety nine cents for a
patter headphones, you think they would be good. Right.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Uh, maybe it's the connect that you're pushing it into. Secondly,
I just had this conversation with my son, and you're
like my child sometimes, so I will say the same
thing to you. He's really struggling at this point with
the curriculum of this nuclear reactor thing you study.
Speaker 2 (18:30):
Oh what does curriculum mean?
Speaker 1 (18:32):
So, and he's not used to that. I don't think
he's ever had a be in his life. So in
the United States Navy and I said, look, man, and
he's sick. He's got this rash. He's doing set seventeen
hour days. And I said, look, man, I know it's
gonna sound bad, and I'm gonna say the same to you. Okay,
I'm sorry you're struggling, but I'm not sorry that you're struggling,
(18:54):
because only growth only comes through pain and suffering, grew
and working hard.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
My headphones are all the way out now.
Speaker 1 (19:03):
Young John and our and our producer right now. He's
he's struggling between UH doing two shows and UH and
raising a daughter a newborn. That is, that's struggling and
sometimes it's painful.
Speaker 3 (19:17):
But can that say I do love all three of
those things?
Speaker 1 (19:20):
Okay, but it is. There is only growth through pain.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
You don't grow in the middle. I think I grow
in the valley.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
So I think that you using just the headphones with
one ear will help you grow as a human.
Speaker 2 (19:34):
So you're not going to do that for me. You
won't go.
Speaker 1 (19:36):
Because it's for your own good.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
You know what, Amazon, It's.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
For your own good.
Speaker 4 (19:40):
Just you're the boxer who got his ear bitten off.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
Yeah that what what did you say? Pretend? What? What?
Get it?
Speaker 1 (19:52):
No better Super Bowl commercial than Mike Tyson knock on
the door and giving his zeer back. That was that
was the greatest. And then they hugged it out and
then they like it out. He was like, here, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
So when Tyson fought here, uh knocked out by you
and I were third row rings sorry with Lance McGarvey
for U of L. And if you remember, we had
to pick our passes up at VIP. I was standing
right next to Evander Holyfield and I looked up. I
saw the I mean it's best up.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Yeah, well he gave it back to him. It was
great commercial. Looked a Tyson was whipping his ass. I
looked down at my beer on all looked back up
and Tyson was in the ropes and I went what
just happened?
Speaker 2 (20:31):
I know?
Speaker 1 (20:32):
And Tyson's face set it all. At that point, I
was just like, I don't want to do this anymore.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
I had never felt in all of sports this, this
including Norwood wide right, Super Bowl twenty five.
Speaker 1 (20:44):
I'd hurt you, help me, I'm helped you. I'm sorry,
I'm sorry. I was thinking of Will Wifford.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
But I've never felt so bad for anybody in a
situation in sports as I did that night with Tyson.
I mean, it just broke my heart.
Speaker 1 (20:57):
He had enough success.
Speaker 5 (20:58):
I know.
Speaker 1 (20:58):
It just broke arllion dollars.
Speaker 2 (21:01):
By the way, I'm in here with a torn achilles
tendon too. If that doesn't amount for anything, you know
what I mean? You know what, man, I show up
just to take a shower. It's it's your own show
up here morning.
Speaker 1 (21:15):
You'll appreciate this when you're older.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Do you have any idea any how dare you why?
Just to take a shower. It's a fifteen fifteen minute
ordeal not to take the shower, my friend, just to
get in. I gotta start with a hefty bag. I
gotta wrap that in duct tape. And then I have
to have my wife lift me up, put me in
(21:44):
the crane type thing that we have contraption, and swing
that arm over into the shower. And then she has
to bathe me, she has to wash these crevices, and
it's humiliated and not come in here, come in here,
And then you guys give me this crap man. So yeah,
(22:04):
I am a little bit upset that my headphones are
in one channel? Am I growing in your valley here? Maybe?
But when you're up at the mountaintop on your high horse,
don't be dropping knowledge flakes on me.
Speaker 3 (22:18):
I like the visual of a of a crane putting
you into the shower.
Speaker 1 (22:22):
I'm sorry, I'm not sorry. I'm not sorry. What's best
for you?
Speaker 2 (22:30):
All right, let's do this. Then, all three of us
here are fathers.
Speaker 1 (22:36):
No you're not.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Yes, I am no, yes, two and a half. Oh no, no, No,
I'm a father.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
You're a pather, not that you know God, I mean
they're they're So there's some girl out there that looks
like Chris Farley. Get the DNA test.
Speaker 2 (22:56):
Well, let's chase the squirrel. I'll come back to it.
So at one time I looked up sperm donation centers.
They wouldn't because here's what I thought. I thought, listen,
hear me out on this, and it makes sense. Hey,
I like doing that, I like doing that, and I
(23:19):
already do that, and I like money. Why not marry
them both? There was some kind of psychological profile to
find out if you would be okay knowing that there's
other that you have children out there not knowing who
they are, can you take it?
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Or there are profiles that the couples can look through. No,
they are not picking you. No, Is that true they
look through profiles.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Yes, they were just saying the course they would pick me.
They would say, look at this Adonna's.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
Look, well, who is picking that guy?
Speaker 2 (23:48):
Could you imagine if they would have heard the story
about me tearing my Achilles tader and say this is
a brave warrior. But my point was, they said, part
of the psychiatric evaluation was can you handle it mentally
knowing that you have children out there knowing who not
knowing who it was?
Speaker 1 (24:07):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (24:08):
That was the yeah, I said, you.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
Know, that was the decision that you pushed you over
the edge.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
First of all, I showed up with seven samples already,
just to be ahead of the game. And then their
reaction was just very I.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
Can't think of those organizations without thinking of those. Several
stories that have been done where the doctor was replacing
the sperm that their parents had picked and put his
own sperm in there, and there was a movie about it,
like a comedy a couple of years ago. But it's
not a comedy because there are you know, the doctor
ended up having three hundred kids and they live in
(24:45):
the same they live in the same town, so they
all they don't know that they're half brothers or half
sister so some of them yes, oh my god, yes yes.
And it's happened several times. The doctors end up in prison.
I mean, that's that that that's so horrific. Motivation the
judges like, no, this is horrific. You're going to prison forever.
Speaker 2 (25:08):
What's the motivation there?
Speaker 1 (25:09):
It's the ego, just to I know, I know most
doctors don't have an ego.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
No matter where I go, Like if it's from my
annual physical and they say, hey, you know, we need
some pe and whatever, I always request visual age. I'm
gonna need I'm gonna need a magazine for this. Let's
do this. What Dad's really what to do for Father's Day.
Three of us are fathers, so I think the three
of us can go in equally on this one third
apiece me, John Auden and Tony Bennetti. Sure the fathers
(25:37):
that we are number one top of the heap. Has
spent time with your children or grandchildren? Yeah? I want
to spend time with Lemmy every day. He's a good boy.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:46):
Are you up for that? Spend time with kids?
Speaker 3 (25:48):
They're both out, so I kind of have to.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
They're not gonna. Yeah, you kind of have to. Uh No,
I mean they're not around, so I'm that's not options.
Speaker 2 (25:56):
Okay, Well, I mean I like that option. Enjoy a
meal at home? That's number two?
Speaker 1 (26:01):
Yeah, okay, house, No at home?
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Are you kidding me? Absolutely? Go out to eat or drink.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
If someone else is paying.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
I don't care who.
Speaker 1 (26:11):
See. That's the thing. John, what did I tell you
in the break room?
Speaker 4 (26:13):
He said, you don't want to go and spend two
hundred and thirty dollars at brunch?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
No?
Speaker 1 (26:17):
I don't, cause who pays?
Speaker 5 (26:18):
I do.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
It's Father's Day? But where's the bill? Go? Goes the
old man? So I'm paying anyway, And I don't even
want to be here. So it's just like, why we
got the whole families around there. Well, it's Father's Day,
everybody get together. No, man, it's gonna cost me money.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
I don't want to leave the house. So Wednesday night
I'm hanging on my buddy Tony Thornton and he goes, hey, man,
Dougie Fresh is gonna be here Saturday. I love Dougie Fresh,
and so I get off site ox sided, and then
my wife goes, you know you're gonna be regretting that
come six o'clock Saturday. I'm like, you're right, You're right,
So I'm not going No, I get it. Oh, here's
(26:51):
a good one. So I'm only out on one so far.
That's going out to eat or drink. Number four is
watch movies or TV of my choice.
Speaker 1 (27:01):
Amen. Amen, you don't think Jaws is going to be
played this weekend.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
I'm watching that America's Top Shelf house Hunter or whatever
it is.
Speaker 1 (27:09):
Maybe Harry Potter.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
I've never seen any of them.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
You a Harry Potter person.
Speaker 1 (27:14):
Love Harry Potter. My kids grew up with Harry Potter,
so I went to the movies with him. And it's
a good series. In the first career four but nothing
after that. Oh, they get really dark. That's why I
liked them.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Okay, I've never seen any. But you know why I
gotta do this. I can get like a win. You
get the flu list because remember when you and I
had the flu, it was there's nothing to watch.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
You gave it to me.
Speaker 2 (27:33):
No, you gave it to me.
Speaker 3 (27:35):
You will go back listen to absolute.
Speaker 5 (27:38):
I don't know why you're now addressing this as I
gave it to you nuts as.
Speaker 2 (27:45):
Next on the list is, uh, spend time with my
father or father figure both.
Speaker 1 (27:53):
That's actually we did a on We did a seance John,
we did fifteen years ago. Both our dads are dead,
so we did a seance with the Magical Pig and
it was a lot of rock station Yeah, and with
the magical pig, and you.
Speaker 2 (28:08):
Had to speak in too its butt.
Speaker 1 (28:10):
Well, the our father's voices came out of out of
the pigs butt and ironically, the same words came out
for both our dads. Hey, dumb ass, that was it.
Speaker 2 (28:22):
That was it. I'm not going to say that I
can't see another self edit. Spend time with your partner
away from the kids.
Speaker 1 (28:35):
That's not really what father's day is, you know, it depends.
Speaker 3 (28:38):
On the.
Speaker 1 (28:40):
Depends on it depends on the age of the It
depends on the age of the kids. One of my
best Father's Day was I think Maggie baked the cake.
Actually John and Maggie baked the cake, and it was terrible.
I mean, it was tasty good, but it was all
It was ridiculously bad decorated, but that didn't matter. I
loved it. It was cool. That was one of the
best ones.
Speaker 2 (28:59):
Event I'm out on that one go to an activity
like a show or a sporting event, or go on
a hike.
Speaker 1 (29:08):
I think we are going to go see Dead Reckoning
the Final Mission Impossible on Sunday, so that I mean
for that, That's.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
Another thing I can put on my When you get
the flu Mission Impossible movies, I've never seen one of them.
Not Harry Potter, not Michionan Potter.
Speaker 1 (29:23):
I like the time off to kind of whatever, but
the flu. Every time I get the flu, I forget
how miserable the flu is, how painful the flu is,
how it's awful. If you could just sleep through it all,
that's one thing, But just sitting there with like that
elephant on your chest and you're just like and the
fever fever, sweating through everything. It's disgusting.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
You gave it to me. No, No, two more left
on this. Spend some time with my friends.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
They're doing they're busy. Your friends are busy with their
they're they're busy with stuff.
Speaker 2 (30:06):
You know, Hey, look a tie and some socks.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
Maybe you and your other dog people parents that pretend
to be parents could get together.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
And I'm not pretending to be a parent. I am
a better father than you are as well.
Speaker 1 (30:16):
Oh you better back up.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
I'm a far better father than you are by a
million miles.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
I don't remember putting my kids in a crate. Well,
I went to words, as you call it.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
He's not he's not in a Okay, yes, he's not
in a crate. He's got the run of the house
cage because he's smart.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
Smart dogs don't be in cages.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
Smarter than your kids, because I raised him. Right? What? Huh? What? Nothing?
Speaker 1 (30:44):
That's the last thing, last one?
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Ready, you know, do nothing, do nothing.
Speaker 1 (30:54):
I might get out of the shower singing that on
Sunday if I don't have anything to do. Nothing.
Speaker 2 (31:03):
Uh, coming up later on the show, lots to get
to j D. Showburn is going to cool and I
don't know if John Awden knows this or not, but
here's a curveball and he'll handle it how he can. Really,
in the year is going to be moved to ten
am block with what with J. D. Shelburn because at
ten thirty we have Merrik Craig Greenbri.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
I had moved it officially to eleven thirty five with Maddie.
Speaker 3 (31:27):
Oh, you call in reinforcement because you're owing four really
in the years?
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Oh, I'm oh reeling in the I apologize. I was
thinking Crusade for Children trivia. I apologize flew.
Speaker 2 (31:37):
Again because I mean this is information. Oh God. So anyway,
reeling in the years Big moved to ten am.
Speaker 1 (31:46):
Come here, give me a hog.
Speaker 2 (31:47):
Gaywhere near you? Man? You hit this lights off? I
gets in my eyes.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
That's in my eyes.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
The Meri at ten thirty Crusade for Children trivia at
a CARTI.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
All right, uh, I assume lots of pasta, Yeah, lots
of pasta. Louisville dot Com stop on by this weekend
Father's Day. Oh yeah, go get him the food that
he wants, some of those hot sandwiches like paninis or
the meatball sub Oh, they bake the bread there. It
is uh. The bread is so fresh and soft. You
(32:25):
can smell the bread as you walk by. Lots of Pasta.
The meatballs are made in the back by this pretty
little lady. She's the meat bottle maker.
Speaker 5 (32:37):
Meat bola maker, that's what she sounds like. How many
meat bowlser today? Do you need two hundred met bowls
of for today? And then they soak.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Them in that Oh, they're very old marinara sauce that
they make and can if you want. And then of
course little parmes real parmesan cheese, not that stuff you
buy at the grocery store. Real parmesan cheese is put
on top and it's just the greatest sandwich ever. Lots
of Pasta. Get something for Dad that he wants at
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Lots of Pasta thirty seven to seventeen Lexington Road in
the heart of Saint Matthews.
Speaker 2 (33:10):
So after you go shopping at the definitive place for food,
Lots of Pasta, maybe you don't want to prepare it
in a way that's going to ruin that food. You
want to pay it in the best way. Go and
get your father something from grill Master supply, the perfect
option for cooking your lots of pasta food. I have
the Pits and Spits Hybrid smoker. I love it. But
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they have a huge selection, even the pit Boss series.
They have the Pit Boss Navigator series and the only
place you can get the Navigator series from Pit Boss
Grill Master Supply. Not to mention that's where I get
all my rubs. That's also where I get my wood
Grill Master Supply. It's the perfect Father's Day solution. Go
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there today right now. Stick around more on the Way,
including JD. Shelburn with some kind of announcement at the
top of the hour, and then we played Reeling in
the Years, and then maryor Craig Greenberg. It's all on
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