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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Look at Dwight having a turn on his own microphone
because Tony Vannetti is not in there to do it himself.
What a brave man he is.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Yeah, News Radio eight forty w h as Tony Venetti,
Dwight whitting John Alden, how you doing?
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Rolling on through it? Baby? Go ahead?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Did you hear the story about the It was Kevin
and Nelson key Uh. They said a worker in Richmond,
Virginia Starbucks location refused to help them dring a medical emergency.
Did you hear the story?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
John got in the way.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
I don't think so. It was last week and I did.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
The smell of their purple hair and nose ring got
in the way.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
No, there was a medical emergency.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Again, I'm not gonna I don't want to get I
don't want to be a jerk. Since when well, John
and I had conversations. I can't take anybody serious that
has that bull ring, the big bull ring thing. The
most beautiful girl I've seen in the world, who she
was on television for this interview, and she had that
bull ring thing. And I can only concentrate on that thing.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
I don't understand it. But why are you flaring that? Well?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Because now, if it's a little diamond stud thing in
the corner, I think that's cute.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
I like that. It looks like a shiny booger.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Just it's kind of classy, and I like it.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Are you kidding?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I like it? But the bull ring thing with the
the hell are you doing?
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Let's go ahead and Jason's squirrel. What about the uh
circles that they put in their ear lobes. That's just
stupid cages And then.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Like an idiot stretching out, you look like an idiot.
Do you understand no one will take you seriously. I
don't in your world. Yeah, yeah, in my world at
wink wink.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Okay, I'm gonna sweat you do for a living, thank
precedent or barista, but I'm speaking of aarista and it
comes full happened in Starbucks in Richmond, Virginia. Cavin reportedly
started having a medical problem, being stage four kidney failure.
(02:15):
That's when his wife said her husband was sweating vomiting
and she ran to the closest business she could find,
which happened to be Starbucks.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Starbucks, Twiggy tweaky tweaky, No that.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
I don't like Starbucks coffee. I don't either.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I haven't driven. I haven't had a sip in years
because our old boss said, because we used to go
there all the time because their lemon pound bread was
so good. But he said, it tastes like burnt coffee,
and I go, damn it, it does taste like burn.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
It tastes like bitter burnt coffee.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
And it's a thousand degrees and you fill it all
the way to the possible volume.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
That's why I get my coffee at Doggers BP. Ask
for it by name Doggers BP.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Where was that?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Oh, anyway, so this guy's this is a wonderful story.
He was vomiting blood and peeing himself and all that,
and you're in Starbucks.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Did what Yeah, stage four kidney failure.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
That's when she ran in and there was a substantial line,
she says, frantically. She explained to everyone what was going on.
The customers all let her go up to the front.
I think she said, I'm just trying to get my
husband some water. He's going through stage four, you know,
kidney failure. Blah blah blah. That's when the employee said,
(03:34):
you have to get back in the line and wait,
just like everybody else.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I don't believe this story. No person would do that.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Fortunately, are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Are you? No person would say I'm sorry for your
husband that's suffering. You're gonna have to get back in line.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Some people would. And the people that would are the
people that work at Starbucks.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Any rate, how much wood good would chuck?
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Chuck?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
If a wood cut could chuck? We gotta be careful.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Yeah, I don't know. Uh.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Fortunately Capital One Cafe was across the outdoor mall where
they were more accommodating. Since then, Starbucks media relations Sam
Jeffery says that they apologize and they welcome back to
the store and even give them a free coffee.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
This is the problem when you hire robots, brain dead robots.
Thank you, come again? Or I don't understand is in
the handbook at some of these coffee shops like do
you have to have dyet hair?
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Do you have to have a weird T shirt on that?
No one understands? And do you have to have nose rings?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
I know?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Is that in the handbooks? Like you can't work here
if you look normal? Yes, you cannot. What do you
mean you can't work here if you look normal?
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Well, just look at their whole business model. We should
probably get a small medium and a large coffee selection no, no, no,
smallest called a tall, a medium is called a grande,
and the large is.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Called a l cosata small medium large. What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I don't I don't say that. I say I want
a small coffee?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
And do they correct you?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
You mean usually usually know because most people are like, okay.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Do you mean? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
You know, had the worst of that having to say
stupid stuff like grande and tall. The wind these people,
because they always say they were forced to say, do
you want me biggie size it?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
That's humiliation. Man, hey you want me biggie size it?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
What about those drives that that they start off asking you, like,
what's kicking? Wants some chicken? And so they do it
raising canes? They say it's bow time at bow Jangles.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Do they really look? That's bad? But it's not. This
is so good? So bad? Uh want to be besize it?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
You know, the new coffee shop is going to take
Starbucks down right. It's called seven Brew.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
What about scooters?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Scooters everywhere more seven brews? So seven Brew has a
great business model.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
How many bruis do they have seven? Oh wow?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
So they built so their footprint because Jackie was at
one of the meetings that they were saying, there's two
more coming into Saint Matthew's. Okay, because they're so their
footprint is tiny. It's one of those little huts in
the middle, and all the people in the middle is
do is make the drinks, and then the people on
the side. It's just like, uh, the Jesus chicken chick
(06:41):
fil A. It's just like chick fil A where the
people are like, Hey, what's up? What's your name? First,
Maggie and Maggie, what do you want today? Wait a minute,
let me look you up.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Maggie.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
You got to sow and so so and so last time?
Would you do one to do that again? Is that
how they do Yes, it's how they talk to everybody. No,
Chick fil A's no, they're much They're they're so professionalists, ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
I've only been it.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I've only had Chick fil a couple of times and
that was a Greg Getcher's house. So I didn't I
didn't go through the purchasing experience.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Because every time he's a deacon and he had every time.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Every time I drive by Chick fil A. There's a
line and they always say, oh, the line moves quick.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I'm like, no, no, no, you have no clue. Really,
it could be around the block and you're through in
about five minutes. Oh yeah, that's what they do, bro.
They don't mess around.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Have you ever seen like I know, it's like McDonald's.
They'll build a building, like a little building, you know
where you can't see the line. Okay, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Yeah, but they make more money than McDonald's and they're
closed one day a week, so they're only open six
days a week, and they still beat McDonald's in profit.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Are they out of Atlanta?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Because I think at one point, yes, they're out of
a Ogier dome and they may still do this. They
bought a sweet and they sponsored one of the domes.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Well, they sponsored the bowl games, the Chick fil A Bowl.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Well but okay, but that's Saturday. My point is these
NFL stadiums, most most of the games are on Sundays.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Yes, oh that's right.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
You can't serve chickens, right, you go Thursday night and
Monday night games and I guess playoff games.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
See at Trinity games, you don't just get a chicken sandwich.
You get a Chick fil a. And if you play
your cards right, wait till the fourth quarter. John, If
you wait to the fourth quarter, they start to sell
all of the same way. They want to get rid
of all the sandwiches, so you can get them for
a dollar.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
That's the way to go, right there.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
And a lot of people, like some kids know that,
so they wait around with a ten dollar bill and
they get ten sandwiches.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Amazon is to test humanoid robot deliveries.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Okay, all right, I got a question. Okay, you you
tip a robot? Nona say that?
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Now? You say that?
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Now until they threaten to break into When do.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
You think there's gonna be robots are gonna they're gonna
have a union. And robots are people too, So.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
What am I gonna take an oil can and go?
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Here? You go?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
What they on your porch until you give them something?
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
He just said, what if I what is this? Nineteen
forty eight?
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Ah, He's like, what am I do?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Get an oil cannon?
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Go and hey and it's the old timing oil can.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
We go.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
We got hit it on the bottom, you know, right.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
It's like it's like the tin man I'll fray the
wheels with some WD forty on the way out.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
It's gonna be like C three po oh. Dear sir,
you took your package.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Okay, if you don't tip a robot, which makes sense
not to tip a robot. But wouldn't people want to
encourage the robots to deliver in your food because now
you don't have to tip.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
Well, I wonder if I could request a lady robot
and then answer the door in my robe and go, oops,
lady robot, come on in. I think you need some charging.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
And then at that point they would have therapy sessions
for female robots.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Amazon to test humanoid.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
It's a female robot but identifies as a man.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
What gosh, oh, sir, did you just message them a bit? Uh?
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Okay, okay, but let me let's see the headline again,
and let's unpack this a little bit. Amazon to test
it doesn't say Amazon to test robot deliveries. The headline
is Amazon to test humanoid robot deliveries. Does that mean
that they're gonna look like human humans? Or is it
just yes, they had the skeleton feature.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
No humanoid but with the skin and stuff. Okay, all right,
here's the difference. If you go to Purdue where my
son went to college, they have those little machines that
go across that They're everywhere and they stop for people.
They stop for car. So that's how people's food gets delivered,
gets in an elevator, goes up whatever. So they're saying
(10:55):
humanoid because it won't be one of those things that
looks like a wagon. It'll look like a and I
wonder you don't have enough black robots. At some point
there's going to be a complaint you don't have them
enough Latino or Asian robots.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
I'll be based on their accents too. They have to
have different accents.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yah, robots, Yes, but people want to see robots that
look like them.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
It would make them feel better.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
I don't want to see anybody looks like me. I
look like Nick Notlty's drunk both sides, Okay, so uh.
Amazon is reportedly in the process of creating software that
could eventually replace human delivery professionals with humanoid robots. Reports
say Amazon has developed what's being called Humanoid Park, where
(11:50):
it's a fake town in San Francisco where such robots
they're already being put through the test and then also
doing indoor obstacles.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
This is happening, bro, This is how I mean. I'm
talking AI and quantum computers. This is happening, you all.
People don't understand the next ten years. Think of the
difference between life between twenty twelve and twenty twenty. It
was just eight years, but everything changed. That's about to
happen again. People don't know your companionship, Your everything will
(12:23):
be robots.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Okay, So, and I have no idea how I got
served this ad on Facebook, but I did.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
He doesn't have any idea, John, but go ahead.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
No, I don't know, yeah, because this is something I
wouldn't do.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Sure, but there was an ad served to me for
AI girlfriends.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Right, we have no idea why you would be served that.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Why would I want a female AI robot texting me
one more? Anyway, So I went down the rabbit hole
and I went to the Google play Store and I
started reading reviews on it. It was really creepy, man,
because they said, you know, first of all, he said
you have seven different girlfriends to choose from.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
But then the.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
People that used this app, the comments were like, oh,
five star, this is great.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
I was so lonely and started yeah, I know, well
quite sad.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Right, Let's say you could Let's say you have a
robot of Okay, you you have the love of your life,
but she does one or two things that drives you crazy.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
You.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
I can't apply this to my to my wife as
a rowar example, but I'll pretend.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Okay, okay, thank you for going along with my play
your h news.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
But what if you could get a robot that looked
exactly like her, but take the two things away? Put
everything that she does that I love, but none of
the stuff that drives me crazy.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
I could still get rusty though.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
They're not metal, dude, Well, they'll have an exoskeleton underneath,
but it'll be uh plasma, Like what do you call that?
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Silicon?
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Maybe silicone? Yeah, I guess so.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
They have they have dolls that men can use for.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Yeah, we get it.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
Relations we get it. And we did the story on here.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
They're so realistic looking, and we did the story and
it said the next evolution is going to be able
to make them talk.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
I'm like, make them talk?
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Yeah, what are you doing that for? What are you
doing that for? Yeah? You want me to you want
me to listen to a robot that's going to tell
me something I didn't get to that day.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Look, I think the science and can you imagine trying
the science of creating the perfect woman?
Speaker 4 (14:56):
I think I could make a go at it. I
think I could create you.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
You think that Dwight Wittness should be that has the
doctor's code on I think and he's the one that
comes up with the perfect woman created by Witten Industries.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
I think I'm the one that should run the schematics
on the perfect woman.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Lady robot called smitten with Witten.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Now we'll call it wit Smitten with Witch. Oh you
know what they're called, these robots Witting's kittens.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Damn right, that's what they're called. It's your dingy baby,
Witten's kittens.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Witt AND's kittens.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
But I think that will be that'll be an ad somewhere.
Do you want the perfect woman? Fill out this survey?
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Oh, it's coming instead of dating apps.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
It's yeah, and then he'll be the evil guy in
like robot RoboCop Witten Industries.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Well, think about this though, how many jobs are already
taken with robots?
Speaker 4 (15:52):
I'm sorry, motive whatever.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
You walk into an assembly plant, fight Ford or Chevy
or whatever, those all used to be humans in there
working on cars. Now it's that ding ding ding ding.
All these robots and sparks are flying and it's robots
building cars. So now there won't be anybody in there.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
That's what we'll say. At some point, you say how
a robots is gonna take over the world. At some point,
what jobs are gonna be left for us?
Speaker 2 (16:15):
And I wonder if Yeah, so, I wonder if it's
a mix at some point to where there's humans and
robots and your coworkers are robots, and the and the
co workers, like in our case, would be filing HR
violations against us. And we're like, it's a robot. It
was a joke.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
It was a joke. I swear it was. We already
have a do one robot joke. We already have a.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
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Speaker 4 (18:01):
July fourth, And what do we have fongs to wear?
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Still in the water.
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the open for like a biker movie.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Deep Purple has influenced so many bands. Well they have
like a chopper, Yeah, those.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Like Bonump and they're all riding down the expressway you're right,
or the highway. Sorry, expressway didn't sound as cool as
no high Highway.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Dude, Come on Highway Star is one of their songs.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
Well.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Conor McGregor's in the news, not for fighting, not for
running for the head of Ireland, but there's claims that
he's in negotiations to buy only fans. Only fans is
up for sale. A reporter that Phoenix and here's another
stupid spelling f e Nix International Limited has been in
(19:40):
talks trying to sell only Fans site. The valuation of
the website is eight billion dollars. An investment groups said
to be interested in the deals. LA's based Forest Road Company,
but they were unidentified or they weren't able to identify
any movement on that deal. Then MMA reporter Damian Martin
(20:02):
came out and he said, you know what, there's a
sources telling me that Connor McGregor is trying to buy it.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
He's in serious talks. The reporter said.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
The price he's willing to pay it somewhere between one
point four to six billion and two point four to two.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Billion OnlyFans only fans. Yeah, I'd grab it at whatever
number it was going to go up. Yeah, it's going
to go up. Yeah, once it's established as that's the
place to go for that. I think i'd pay it
two and a half billion if you got it. But
I thought Connor McGregor was running for the president to Ireland.
His well, wasn't it what happened.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
With him that he wasn't allowed to cat?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Why Connie?
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Why some sort of restriction that he had against him?
Speaker 2 (20:42):
He's short? Is there a hyped restriction?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
It's too tough.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
He's too tough.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
I don't think so too tough on crime.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
I don't think so loud.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
No, I have a horrible Irish Scottish I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
I slipped into it because I watched what's that Mel Gibson.
I watched Australia Wallace yesterday. Oh, I watched the whole thing.
I watched the whole thing. I had to pause it.
Jackie made me leave the house after I got back
from the Crusader a couple of times, so then I
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would pause it, come back to it. It's I just
watched it yesterday.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
I'm an idiot. Oh my gosh, I gotta tell you, man,
but it is. It holds up and that thing was
just his face is blue.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
No, it's it's it was made like the early nineties.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
People were yelling at the radio right now, what is
the name of that damn movie? But I watched it yesterday.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
That's how bad it is that I watched it yesterday
and I can't brave.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
Heart, brave heart.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Yeah, so I watched that yesterday. Has done a selight
school to Saxon.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
I forgot to bring my itch and stick with me,
and it's driving me crazy.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
And when they're cutting his stomach coping at the end
where they let his guts pour out, which is actually
what happened to William, actually how they predicted it. It's
to the tee what happened. They quartered him and they
took his head. They cut his stomach opening and then
strung him up so his guts could follow the ground.
And one last time it was that very long, dramatic
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nineteen nineties pause and then he yells freedom.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
I gotta watch it again.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
I gotta watch it again. And is that the one
where he says on my signal on leash?
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Hell right, No, that's the Gladiator, bro Oh, that's glady area. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
Well he says something like that is a red face.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
The gladiator is also what you do today, echoey.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
Yes, that's what it is. A little known fact. Iron
Maiden has a song about William Wallace and.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
I'll just leave it there, but it's well written.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
What do you mean by that? Okay, all of iron
Maidens is like a history. Listen. All those songs are
war like the War of Passiondale. Y.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
It's for children.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
No, it's not either.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Man on a third grade level.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
You're showing your ignorant when you say stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
You see me some lyrics, read me, some lyrics, read
me some iron maid Uh really deep.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
Like a poem?
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Right? I mean? Is is it like a poem? John?
Or is it like a third grader?
Speaker 4 (23:22):
What's the song? Real quick? Who knows Passiondale?
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Passiondale?
Speaker 4 (23:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Okay, about the back okay, in a foreign land. No,
in a foreign field. He lay lonely, soldier, unknown, grave
on his dying words, he prays, tell the world of Passiondale.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
That's the fight that they're in.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Pretty good. I'll take my I take you back. But
how do they sing it?
Speaker 4 (23:50):
Well, he's getting ready to play it.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Oh, no, that's not what I was doing.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
I guess now the bit's past.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
I was gonna do it, though, what are you gonna
do it?
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Well?
Speaker 1 (23:59):
I was to do after you said it, Oh, I
was looking up the lyrics. That's why I was asking
for what the song was.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Yeah, go ahead, many soldiers eighteen years drowning mud, no
more tears. Surely a war no one can win. Killing
time about to begin, home far away from the war,
A chance to live again, home, far away, but the war,
no chance to live again.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
There you go, I poets, that's what they were, John,
you were right. I apologize, Mirs Dickinson, Bruce Dickinson, poet.
That's what's the best I can say is is I apologize,
Scholar Pilot Iron Maiden. You know what American literature. No,
they're not even American, are they They're British. Well typical, right,
(24:48):
They're not an American heavy metal and it had to
be a British band that was has good lyrics.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
Just like The Trooper. The Trooper is the story of.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
I love poking the heavy metal people.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
They get so upset jo Venetti.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I'm gonna put him in the face when assume get
that a lot.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
Well, okay, like The Trooper.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
We don't know. We don't have to do this.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
It's the charge of the rade.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Okay, we don't have to do this, dude. Steve Perry
will stick with music. Put some handwritten lyrics should be God,
does that sound like him a little bit?
Speaker 4 (25:25):
Wow?
Speaker 5 (25:25):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (25:26):
He's selling Is it just me? Or do you have
to have a gigantic ego to think some of your
lyrics that you wrote on a napkin are worth a
lot of money.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
I just don't understand. I don't understand the people that
buy this crap.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Don't stop believing and Faithfully I slow danced to faithfully
one trillion times in high school?
Speaker 4 (25:50):
What was his name?
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Thanks, Dave, Steve Perry. He's auctioning these things off, Like,
here's the thing. You gotta have a brain unless somebody
else is there with you, like your wife or somebody
that says, oh what is this?
Speaker 5 (26:06):
All?
Speaker 2 (26:07):
These were? These are the handwritten first times I wrote faithfully,
and this is the first copy. You should sell those? No,
no one wants us. Who would want these? But somebody does?
Speaker 4 (26:19):
How much? Does it? Say?
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Oh, it's an auction, so you don't know. But I
don't know what. No. Uh. The company is part of
dark Horses dark Horse Records run by Donnie Harrison and
son that's the son of George Harrison.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
And Frank dark Horse.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
These pieces, he's indian these people, these pieces.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
And he said, we don't sell this.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Frank dark dark Horse, Hey, hey poops two times? Can
you get us some coffee?
Speaker 4 (26:50):
Hey, Frank dark Horse, We're gonna sell these lyrics how
on the internet?
Speaker 2 (26:57):
No, no native American ever said how. Yeah, it was
only in the movies that means greetings. I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
I think so.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
These pieces have been carefully stored for many years, and
now I feel like it's the right time to pass
them on from my hands to yours, to be enjoyed, remembered,
and treasured in your own personal collection. I mean, you
got to. I guess if you're that's the size of
your ego that these words come out of your mouth.
(27:26):
This is a ratty piece of paper that the original
faithfully lyrics around me are like. Treasure these, treasure them
and enjoy them. I'm giving them up.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
I have a really good idea, Dwight. When you're walking again,
you should sell your crutches and sign them as a
collector's item.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
And you know what it's for the kids.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
You might get a pack of matches or something for it.
Some matches, I guess.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
So I'm chasing a squirrel.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Wow, you know this squirrel is dead.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
This is a because I'm wondering who buys this crap?
Speaker 2 (28:01):
You know, no, people are so I just so. I
just googled, uh not that if you would buy this
year weird.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Top five most expensive Star Wars collectibile collectibles ever sold?
Speaker 4 (28:15):
This one said, like a what's it called?
Speaker 2 (28:17):
I bet the original Darth Vader hood thing? Probably let
me see what the most love money is. But people,
you're into what you're into. I'm not gonna judge.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
Episode four the helmet, Yeah, is that the first Star Wars? Yes,
that's a Star.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Wars one, but really in the storyline it's four. It's
it's called a new hope. Let me destroy the death
Star at.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
The end Darth Vader Episode four helmet, How amut you
think it went for?
Speaker 2 (28:48):
I have no idea one point one million? That's crazy.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
What do you do with it?
Speaker 2 (28:52):
And by the way, does that remember hand Solo when
he shoots the two last guys that are chasing uh
uh luke? No, hand So goes yeah like a duke.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
Boy, are you serious?
Speaker 2 (29:04):
He does it like the duke and then shoots him
and then flies off.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
Go get him, kid.
Speaker 5 (29:12):
I saved all of my hot pocket money for seventeen years,
and I bought Lord Vader's helmet for one point one.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Million Lord Vader. You know, you know the terminalogy.
Speaker 5 (29:25):
He's ahead of the Imperial Warriors.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Hey, Beth, I'd like to strap him to a chair
and make him watch, you know, like in Clockwork or
Clockwork Orange where they force the eyes open you can't
close the eyes, and then strap him to a chair
and go We're watching every Star Wars movie right now
in a row.
Speaker 5 (29:47):
Soul, Beth, Now that I got you back to my apartment,
do you want to have sex with me?
Speaker 4 (29:52):
No?
Speaker 5 (29:53):
What about now after I show you my Lord Vader helmet?
What about now?
Speaker 4 (30:00):
Don't touch it?
Speaker 5 (30:01):
Don't touch it.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
It's collectible action figures, not dolls.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
Uh, here's one. Golly, this is three point one million dollars.
Red Leader, Red Leader, Red Leader, X Wing, Yeah Model.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Okay, so this is Gold Leader. There's Gold Leader, There's
Red Leader. I think there's Fox Fox Leader.
Speaker 4 (30:25):
There's Maverick, there's Goose. So are you ready?
Speaker 2 (30:29):
The Star tourk The Star Wars freaks flipped out during
the movie Rogue one because they put because it's supposed
to that leads up to a new hope. So they
use the clips of Star Wars where the Red Leader
and the Gold Leader were in it and going Gold Leader,
Gold Leader, We're ready and it's from the original movie.
And everybody in the theater were like cheering and yelling
(30:53):
and yelling, Oh.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
My god, can you please stop because I'm a married man.
And now there's all kinds of hot women around the studio.
Oh wanted to get in because.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
You're Star Wars talking. This is okay.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
The Red Leader X Wing Model.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
It's a little model. It's like a model airplane. Three
point one million dollars.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Yeah, three point one million dollars.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
Listen.
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Speaker 4 (32:53):
Is suzzic Q. I'm coming home to you soon, baby.
I know you're doing important legislative stuff. Oh, that's not
Susice Hughes.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Sorry, let's run through the jungle. Yeah, uh, tune us
back in at six o'clock tonight. How about that baby
right here in news radio eight forty w h a
better run through the busy weekend. I'm I was so
glad to get to work today, so much stuff to do.
(33:29):
How did your prostate exam go? Again? It's a group again,
it's it's.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
A group of friends and we just check each other out.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
You know, how can someone join your prostate group?
Speaker 4 (33:39):
We're a very elite group, really, and it doesn't hurt. First,
it doesn't hurt at all.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Stop where you're going, please, because.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
Before your prostate exam they numb it.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Stop So I said, it is majon m A h
j O n G. If my wife didn't have enough
to do, she she joined another group, book club politics,
you know, you name it. Let's do something else, my John.
So now she's played three times in a week. She's
(34:12):
hooked addicted. All right, man, everybody, have a great Monday.
Looks a little cloddy. Have a great day, John, see
you tomorrow. Dwight witting Tony for Naty on news right anyway,
forty witch ass I love you, ma,
Look at Dwight having a turn on his own microphone
because Tony Vannetti is not in there to do it himself.
What a brave man he is.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
Ah.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
Yeah, News Radio eight forty w h as Tony Venetti,
Dwight whitting John Alden, how you doing?
Speaker 4 (00:18):
Rolling on through it? Baby? Go ahead?
Speaker 3 (00:21):
Did you hear the story about the It was Kevin
and Nelson key Uh. They said a worker in Richmond,
Virginia Starbucks location refused to help them dring a medical emergency.
Did you hear the story?
Speaker 2 (00:35):
John got in the way.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
I don't think so. It was last week and I did.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
The smell of their purple hair and nose ring got
in the way.
Speaker 4 (00:44):
No, there was a medical emergency.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Again, I'm not gonna I don't want to get I
don't want to be a jerk. Since when well, John
and I had conversations. I can't take anybody serious that
has that bull ring, the big bull ring thing. The
most beautiful girl I've seen in the world, who she
was on television for this interview, and she had that
bull ring thing. And I can only concentrate on that thing.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
I don't understand it. But why are you flaring that? Well?
Speaker 2 (01:11):
Because now, if it's a little diamond stud thing in
the corner, I think that's cute.
Speaker 4 (01:15):
I like that. It looks like a shiny booger.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Just it's kind of classy, and I like it.
Speaker 4 (01:20):
Are you kidding?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I like it? But the bull ring thing with the
the hell are you doing?
Speaker 4 (01:27):
Let's go ahead and Jason's squirrel. What about the uh
circles that they put in their ear lobes. That's just
stupid cages And then.
Speaker 2 (01:37):
Like an idiot stretching out, you look like an idiot.
Do you understand no one will take you seriously. I
don't in your world. Yeah, yeah, in my world at
wink wink.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Okay, I'm gonna sweat you do for a living, thank
precedent or barista, but I'm speaking of aarista and it
comes full happened in Starbucks in Richmond, Virginia. Cavin reportedly
started having a medical problem, being stage four kidney failure.
(02:15):
That's when his wife said her husband was sweating vomiting
and she ran to the closest business she could find,
which happened to be Starbucks.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
Starbucks, Twiggy tweaky tweaky, No that.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
I don't like Starbucks coffee. I don't either.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
I haven't driven. I haven't had a sip in years
because our old boss said, because we used to go
there all the time because their lemon pound bread was
so good. But he said, it tastes like burnt coffee,
and I go, damn it, it does taste like burn.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
It tastes like bitter burnt coffee.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
And it's a thousand degrees and you fill it all
the way to the possible volume.
Speaker 3 (02:53):
That's why I get my coffee at Doggers BP. Ask
for it by name Doggers BP.
Speaker 4 (03:00):
Where was that?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Oh, anyway, so this guy's this is a wonderful story.
He was vomiting blood and peeing himself and all that,
and you're in Starbucks.
Speaker 4 (03:09):
Did what Yeah, stage four kidney failure.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
That's when she ran in and there was a substantial line,
she says, frantically. She explained to everyone what was going on.
The customers all let her go up to the front.
I think she said, I'm just trying to get my
husband some water. He's going through stage four, you know,
kidney failure. Blah blah blah. That's when the employee said,
(03:34):
you have to get back in the line and wait,
just like everybody else.
Speaker 2 (03:38):
I don't believe this story. No person would do that.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
Fortunately, are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Are you? No person would say I'm sorry for your
husband that's suffering. You're gonna have to get back in line.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Some people would. And the people that would are the
people that work at Starbucks.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Any rate, how much wood good would chuck?
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Chuck?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
If a wood cut could chuck? We gotta be careful.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Yeah, I don't know. Uh.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Fortunately Capital One Cafe was across the outdoor mall where
they were more accommodating. Since then, Starbucks media relations Sam
Jeffery says that they apologize and they welcome back to
the store and even give them a free coffee.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
This is the problem when you hire robots, brain dead robots.
Thank you, come again? Or I don't understand is in
the handbook at some of these coffee shops like do
you have to have dyet hair?
Speaker 4 (04:40):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Do you have to have a weird T shirt on that?
No one understands? And do you have to have nose rings?
Speaker 4 (04:48):
I know?
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Is that in the handbooks? Like you can't work here
if you look normal? Yes, you cannot. What do you
mean you can't work here if you look normal?
Speaker 3 (04:56):
Well, just look at their whole business model. We should
probably get a small medium and a large coffee selection no, no, no,
smallest called a tall, a medium is called a grande,
and the large is.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Called a l cosata small medium large. What are you doing?
Speaker 2 (05:17):
I don't I don't say that. I say I want
a small coffee?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
And do they correct you?
Speaker 2 (05:22):
You mean usually usually know because most people are like, okay.
Speaker 4 (05:26):
Do you mean? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:27):
You know, had the worst of that having to say
stupid stuff like grande and tall. The wind these people,
because they always say they were forced to say, do
you want me biggie size it?
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (05:41):
That's humiliation. Man, hey you want me biggie size it?
Speaker 1 (05:46):
What about those drives that that they start off asking you, like,
what's kicking? Wants some chicken? And so they do it
raising canes? They say it's bow time at bow Jangles.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
Do they really look? That's bad? But it's not. This
is so good? So bad? Uh want to be besize it?
Speaker 2 (06:05):
You know, the new coffee shop is going to take
Starbucks down right. It's called seven Brew.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
What about scooters?
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Scooters everywhere more seven brews? So seven Brew has a
great business model.
Speaker 4 (06:17):
How many bruis do they have seven? Oh wow?
Speaker 2 (06:19):
So they built so their footprint because Jackie was at
one of the meetings that they were saying, there's two
more coming into Saint Matthew's. Okay, because they're so their
footprint is tiny. It's one of those little huts in
the middle, and all the people in the middle is
do is make the drinks, and then the people on
the side. It's just like, uh, the Jesus chicken chick
(06:41):
fil A. It's just like chick fil A where the
people are like, Hey, what's up? What's your name? First,
Maggie and Maggie, what do you want today? Wait a minute,
let me look you up.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
Maggie.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
You got to sow and so so and so last time?
Would you do one to do that again? Is that
how they do Yes, it's how they talk to everybody. No,
Chick fil A's no, they're much They're they're so professionalists, ridiculous.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
I've only been it.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
I've only had Chick fil a couple of times and
that was a Greg Getcher's house. So I didn't I
didn't go through the purchasing experience.
Speaker 2 (07:08):
Because every time he's a deacon and he had every time.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Every time I drive by Chick fil A. There's a
line and they always say, oh, the line moves quick.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
I'm like, no, no, no, you have no clue. Really,
it could be around the block and you're through in
about five minutes. Oh yeah, that's what they do, bro.
They don't mess around.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Have you ever seen like I know, it's like McDonald's.
They'll build a building, like a little building, you know
where you can't see the line. Okay, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Yeah, but they make more money than McDonald's and they're
closed one day a week, so they're only open six
days a week, and they still beat McDonald's in profit.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Are they out of Atlanta?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
Because I think at one point, yes, they're out of
a Ogier dome and they may still do this. They
bought a sweet and they sponsored one of the domes.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Well, they sponsored the bowl games, the Chick fil A Bowl.
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Well but okay, but that's Saturday. My point is these
NFL stadiums, most most of the games are on Sundays.
Speaker 2 (08:03):
Yes, oh that's right.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
You can't serve chickens, right, you go Thursday night and
Monday night games and I guess playoff games.
Speaker 2 (08:10):
See at Trinity games, you don't just get a chicken sandwich.
You get a Chick fil a. And if you play
your cards right, wait till the fourth quarter. John, If
you wait to the fourth quarter, they start to sell
all of the same way. They want to get rid
of all the sandwiches, so you can get them for
a dollar.
Speaker 4 (08:26):
That's the way to go, right there.
Speaker 2 (08:27):
And a lot of people, like some kids know that,
so they wait around with a ten dollar bill and
they get ten sandwiches.
Speaker 4 (08:35):
Amazon is to test humanoid robot deliveries.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Okay, all right, I got a question. Okay, you you
tip a robot? Nona say that?
Speaker 4 (08:48):
Now? You say that?
Speaker 1 (08:50):
Now until they threaten to break into When do.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
You think there's gonna be robots are gonna they're gonna
have a union. And robots are people too, So.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
What am I gonna take an oil can and go?
Speaker 5 (09:02):
Here? You go?
Speaker 1 (09:05):
What they on your porch until you give them something?
Speaker 4 (09:08):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (09:09):
He just said, what if I what is this? Nineteen
forty eight?
Speaker 4 (09:13):
Ah, He's like, what am I do?
Speaker 2 (09:15):
Get an oil cannon?
Speaker 4 (09:16):
Go and hey and it's the old timing oil can.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
We go.
Speaker 4 (09:20):
We got hit it on the bottom, you know, right.
Speaker 1 (09:23):
It's like it's like the tin man I'll fray the
wheels with some WD forty on the way out.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
It's gonna be like C three po oh. Dear sir,
you took your package.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
Okay, if you don't tip a robot, which makes sense
not to tip a robot. But wouldn't people want to
encourage the robots to deliver in your food because now
you don't have to tip.
Speaker 4 (09:43):
Well, I wonder if I could request a lady robot
and then answer the door in my robe and go, oops,
lady robot, come on in. I think you need some charging.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
And then at that point they would have therapy sessions
for female robots.
Speaker 3 (10:00):
Amazon to test humanoid.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
It's a female robot but identifies as a man.
Speaker 4 (10:06):
What gosh, oh, sir, did you just message them a bit? Uh?
Speaker 3 (10:13):
Okay, okay, but let me let's see the headline again,
and let's unpack this a little bit. Amazon to test
it doesn't say Amazon to test robot deliveries. The headline
is Amazon to test humanoid robot deliveries. Does that mean
that they're gonna look like human humans? Or is it
just yes, they had the skeleton feature.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
No humanoid but with the skin and stuff. Okay, all right,
here's the difference. If you go to Purdue where my
son went to college, they have those little machines that
go across that They're everywhere and they stop for people.
They stop for car. So that's how people's food gets delivered,
gets in an elevator, goes up whatever. So they're saying
(10:55):
humanoid because it won't be one of those things that
looks like a wagon. It'll look like a and I
wonder you don't have enough black robots. At some point
there's going to be a complaint you don't have them
enough Latino or Asian robots.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
I'll be based on their accents too. They have to
have different accents.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yah, robots, Yes, but people want to see robots that
look like them.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
It would make them feel better.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
I don't want to see anybody looks like me. I
look like Nick Notlty's drunk both sides, Okay, so uh.
Amazon is reportedly in the process of creating software that
could eventually replace human delivery professionals with humanoid robots. Reports
say Amazon has developed what's being called Humanoid Park, where
(11:50):
it's a fake town in San Francisco where such robots
they're already being put through the test and then also
doing indoor obstacles.
Speaker 2 (11:58):
This is happening, bro, This is how I mean. I'm
talking AI and quantum computers. This is happening, you all.
People don't understand the next ten years. Think of the
difference between life between twenty twelve and twenty twenty. It
was just eight years, but everything changed. That's about to
happen again. People don't know your companionship, Your everything will
(12:23):
be robots.
Speaker 3 (12:24):
Okay, So, and I have no idea how I got
served this ad on Facebook, but I did.
Speaker 2 (12:31):
He doesn't have any idea, John, but go ahead.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
No, I don't know, yeah, because this is something I
wouldn't do.
Speaker 3 (12:35):
Sure, but there was an ad served to me for
AI girlfriends.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Right, we have no idea why you would be served that.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
Why would I want a female AI robot texting me
one more? Anyway, So I went down the rabbit hole
and I went to the Google play Store and I
started reading reviews on it. It was really creepy, man,
because they said, you know, first of all, he said
you have seven different girlfriends to choose from.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
But then the.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
People that used this app, the comments were like, oh,
five star, this is great.
Speaker 4 (13:09):
I was so lonely and started yeah, I know, well
quite sad.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Right, Let's say you could Let's say you have a
robot of Okay, you you have the love of your life,
but she does one or two things that drives you crazy.
Speaker 4 (13:22):
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
You.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (13:28):
I can't apply this to my to my wife as
a rowar example, but I'll pretend.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Okay, okay, thank you for going along with my play
your h news.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
But what if you could get a robot that looked
exactly like her, but take the two things away? Put
everything that she does that I love, but none of
the stuff that drives me crazy.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
I could still get rusty though.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
They're not metal, dude, Well, they'll have an exoskeleton underneath,
but it'll be uh plasma, Like what do you call that?
Speaker 4 (14:03):
Silicon?
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Maybe silicone? Yeah, I guess so.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
They have they have dolls that men can use for.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
Yeah, we get it.
Speaker 4 (14:17):
Relations we get it. And we did the story on here.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
They're so realistic looking, and we did the story and
it said the next evolution is going to be able
to make them talk.
Speaker 4 (14:27):
I'm like, make them talk?
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Yeah, what are you doing that for? What are you
doing that for? Yeah? You want me to you want
me to listen to a robot that's going to tell
me something I didn't get to that day.
Speaker 4 (14:39):
Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
Look, I think the science and can you imagine trying
the science of creating the perfect woman?
Speaker 4 (14:56):
I think I could make a go at it. I
think I could create you.
Speaker 2 (15:00):
You think that Dwight Wittness should be that has the
doctor's code on I think and he's the one that
comes up with the perfect woman created by Witten Industries.
Speaker 3 (15:11):
I think I'm the one that should run the schematics
on the perfect woman.
Speaker 4 (15:14):
Lady robot called smitten with Witten.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Now we'll call it wit Smitten with Witch. Oh you
know what they're called, these robots Witting's kittens.
Speaker 4 (15:22):
Damn right, that's what they're called. It's your dingy baby,
Witten's kittens.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Witt AND's kittens.
Speaker 4 (15:27):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
But I think that will be that'll be an ad somewhere.
Do you want the perfect woman? Fill out this survey?
Speaker 4 (15:35):
Oh, it's coming instead of dating apps.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
It's yeah, and then he'll be the evil guy in
like robot RoboCop Witten Industries.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Well, think about this though, how many jobs are already
taken with robots?
Speaker 4 (15:52):
I'm sorry, motive whatever.
Speaker 2 (15:54):
You walk into an assembly plant, fight Ford or Chevy
or whatever, those all used to be humans in there
working on cars. Now it's that ding ding ding ding.
All these robots and sparks are flying and it's robots
building cars. So now there won't be anybody in there.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
That's what we'll say. At some point, you say how
a robots is gonna take over the world. At some point,
what jobs are gonna be left for us?
Speaker 2 (16:15):
And I wonder if Yeah, so, I wonder if it's
a mix at some point to where there's humans and
robots and your coworkers are robots, and the and the
co workers, like in our case, would be filing HR
violations against us. And we're like, it's a robot. It
was a joke.
Speaker 4 (16:33):
It was a joke. I swear it was. We already
have a do one robot joke. We already have a.
Speaker 3 (16:40):
Couple of robots to work here. Some of them are
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Speaker 2 (17:45):
Unlimited Landscapes. We're gonna do another live show from there,
one of the pools that Steve Butler and Company built
last year. So they opened it up July third. So hey, dude,
July third, So that's what's the next day.
Speaker 4 (18:01):
July fourth, And what do we have fongs to wear?
Speaker 2 (18:04):
No, we had the day off, dude, July three. We
broadcast live with Unlimited Landscapes at one of their pools.
They have one of those you know how you lay
in the beach and it's only like six or seven
inches deep and you lay in your chair anyway to
get some sun, but you're.
Speaker 4 (18:17):
Still in the water.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
Have one of those pools, Yes, they make those in
the pool. So part of the pool is that that's
where we'll be doing our show, Unlimited Landscapes. Go to
Unlimited landscapes dot com and uh and see what they have.
Get a pool in the backyard, do a remodel you
don't want to move, and then, you know, try to
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(18:41):
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Trust me, they build the best pools. Unlimited Landscapes back
after this Sun News Radio eight for the wh that's
the open for like a biker movie.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
Deep Purple has influenced so many bands. Well they have
like a chopper, Yeah, those.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Like Bonump and they're all riding down the expressway you're right,
or the highway. Sorry, expressway didn't sound as cool as
no high Highway.
Speaker 3 (19:11):
Dude, Come on Highway Star is one of their songs.
Speaker 4 (19:15):
Well.
Speaker 3 (19:16):
Conor McGregor's in the news, not for fighting, not for
running for the head of Ireland, but there's claims that
he's in negotiations to buy only fans. Only fans is
up for sale. A reporter that Phoenix and here's another
stupid spelling f e Nix International Limited has been in
(19:40):
talks trying to sell only Fans site. The valuation of
the website is eight billion dollars. An investment groups said
to be interested in the deals. LA's based Forest Road Company,
but they were unidentified or they weren't able to identify
any movement on that deal. Then MMA reporter Damian Martin
(20:02):
came out and he said, you know what, there's a
sources telling me that Connor McGregor is trying to buy it.
Speaker 4 (20:07):
He's in serious talks. The reporter said.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
The price he's willing to pay it somewhere between one
point four to six billion and two point four to two.
Speaker 2 (20:15):
Billion OnlyFans only fans. Yeah, I'd grab it at whatever
number it was going to go up. Yeah, it's going
to go up. Yeah, once it's established as that's the
place to go for that. I think i'd pay it
two and a half billion if you got it. But
I thought Connor McGregor was running for the president to Ireland.
His well, wasn't it what happened.
Speaker 1 (20:35):
With him that he wasn't allowed to cat?
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Why Connie?
Speaker 1 (20:38):
Why some sort of restriction that he had against him?
Speaker 2 (20:42):
He's short? Is there a hyped restriction?
Speaker 1 (20:46):
It's too tough.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
He's too tough.
Speaker 2 (20:48):
I don't think so too tough on crime.
Speaker 4 (20:50):
I don't think so loud.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
No, I have a horrible Irish Scottish I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
I slipped into it because I watched what's that Mel Gibson.
I watched Australia Wallace yesterday. Oh, I watched the whole thing.
I watched the whole thing. I had to pause it.
Jackie made me leave the house after I got back
from the Crusader a couple of times, so then I
(21:17):
would pause it, come back to it. It's I just
watched it yesterday.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
I'm an idiot. Oh my gosh, I gotta tell you, man,
but it is. It holds up and that thing was
just his face is blue.
Speaker 2 (21:32):
No, it's it's it was made like the early nineties.
Speaker 4 (21:34):
People were yelling at the radio right now, what is
the name of that damn movie? But I watched it yesterday.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
That's how bad it is that I watched it yesterday
and I can't brave.
Speaker 4 (21:43):
Heart, brave heart.
Speaker 2 (21:44):
Yeah, so I watched that yesterday. Has done a selight
school to Saxon.
Speaker 4 (21:50):
I forgot to bring my itch and stick with me,
and it's driving me crazy.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
And when they're cutting his stomach coping at the end
where they let his guts pour out, which is actually
what happened to William, actually how they predicted it. It's
to the tee what happened. They quartered him and they
took his head. They cut his stomach opening and then
strung him up so his guts could follow the ground.
And one last time it was that very long, dramatic
(22:15):
nineteen nineties pause and then he yells freedom.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
I gotta watch it again.
Speaker 3 (22:23):
I gotta watch it again. And is that the one
where he says on my signal on leash?
Speaker 2 (22:28):
Hell right, No, that's the Gladiator, bro Oh, that's glady area. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (22:34):
Well he says something like that is a red face.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
The gladiator is also what you do today, echoey.
Speaker 4 (22:41):
Yes, that's what it is. A little known fact. Iron
Maiden has a song about William Wallace and.
Speaker 2 (22:49):
I'll just leave it there, but it's well written.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
What do you mean by that? Okay, all of iron
Maidens is like a history. Listen. All those songs are
war like the War of Passiondale. Y.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
It's for children.
Speaker 4 (23:04):
No, it's not either.
Speaker 2 (23:05):
Man on a third grade level.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
You're showing your ignorant when you say stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
You see me some lyrics, read me, some lyrics, read
me some iron maid Uh really deep.
Speaker 4 (23:17):
Like a poem?
Speaker 2 (23:18):
Right? I mean? Is is it like a poem? John?
Or is it like a third grader?
Speaker 4 (23:22):
What's the song? Real quick? Who knows Passiondale?
Speaker 2 (23:25):
Passiondale?
Speaker 4 (23:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (23:27):
Okay, about the back okay, in a foreign land. No,
in a foreign field. He lay lonely, soldier, unknown, grave
on his dying words, he prays, tell the world of Passiondale.
Speaker 4 (23:43):
That's the fight that they're in.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Pretty good. I'll take my I take you back. But
how do they sing it?
Speaker 4 (23:50):
Well, he's getting ready to play it.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Oh, no, that's not what I was doing.
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Okay, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
I guess now the bit's past.
Speaker 4 (23:57):
I was gonna do it, though, what are you gonna
do it?
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Well?
Speaker 1 (23:59):
I was to do after you said it, Oh, I
was looking up the lyrics. That's why I was asking
for what the song was.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
Yeah, go ahead, many soldiers eighteen years drowning mud, no
more tears. Surely a war no one can win. Killing
time about to begin, home far away from the war,
A chance to live again, home, far away, but the war,
no chance to live again.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
There you go, I poets, that's what they were, John,
you were right. I apologize, Mirs Dickinson, Bruce Dickinson, poet.
That's what's the best I can say is is I apologize,
Scholar Pilot Iron Maiden. You know what American literature. No,
they're not even American, are they They're British. Well typical, right,
(24:48):
They're not an American heavy metal and it had to
be a British band that was has good lyrics.
Speaker 4 (24:52):
Just like The Trooper. The Trooper is the story of.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
I love poking the heavy metal people.
Speaker 4 (24:58):
They get so upset jo Venetti.
Speaker 2 (25:01):
I'm gonna put him in the face when assume get
that a lot.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
Well, okay, like The Trooper.
Speaker 2 (25:10):
We don't know. We don't have to do this.
Speaker 4 (25:12):
It's the charge of the rade.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
Okay, we don't have to do this, dude. Steve Perry
will stick with music. Put some handwritten lyrics should be God,
does that sound like him a little bit?
Speaker 4 (25:25):
Wow?
Speaker 5 (25:25):
Uh?
Speaker 2 (25:26):
He's selling Is it just me? Or do you have
to have a gigantic ego to think some of your
lyrics that you wrote on a napkin are worth a
lot of money.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
I just don't understand. I don't understand the people that
buy this crap.
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Don't stop believing and Faithfully I slow danced to faithfully
one trillion times in high school?
Speaker 4 (25:50):
What was his name?
Speaker 2 (25:54):
Thanks, Dave, Steve Perry. He's auctioning these things off, Like,
here's the thing. You gotta have a brain unless somebody
else is there with you, like your wife or somebody
that says, oh what is this?
Speaker 5 (26:06):
All?
Speaker 2 (26:07):
These were? These are the handwritten first times I wrote faithfully,
and this is the first copy. You should sell those? No,
no one wants us. Who would want these? But somebody does?
Speaker 4 (26:19):
How much? Does it? Say?
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Oh, it's an auction, so you don't know. But I
don't know what. No. Uh. The company is part of
dark Horses dark Horse Records run by Donnie Harrison and
son that's the son of George Harrison.
Speaker 4 (26:34):
And Frank dark Horse.
Speaker 2 (26:36):
These pieces, he's indian these people, these pieces.
Speaker 4 (26:41):
And he said, we don't sell this.
Speaker 2 (26:43):
Frank dark dark Horse, Hey, hey poops two times? Can
you get us some coffee?
Speaker 4 (26:50):
Hey, Frank dark Horse, We're gonna sell these lyrics how
on the internet?
Speaker 2 (26:57):
No, no native American ever said how. Yeah, it was
only in the movies that means greetings. I don't think so.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
I think so.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
These pieces have been carefully stored for many years, and
now I feel like it's the right time to pass
them on from my hands to yours, to be enjoyed, remembered,
and treasured in your own personal collection. I mean, you
got to. I guess if you're that's the size of
your ego that these words come out of your mouth.
(27:26):
This is a ratty piece of paper that the original
faithfully lyrics around me are like. Treasure these, treasure them
and enjoy them. I'm giving them up.
Speaker 1 (27:38):
I have a really good idea, Dwight. When you're walking again,
you should sell your crutches and sign them as a
collector's item.
Speaker 4 (27:45):
And you know what it's for the kids.
Speaker 2 (27:47):
You might get a pack of matches or something for it.
Some matches, I guess.
Speaker 4 (27:52):
So I'm chasing a squirrel.
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Wow, you know this squirrel is dead.
Speaker 4 (27:59):
This is a because I'm wondering who buys this crap?
Speaker 2 (28:01):
You know, no, people are so I just so. I
just googled, uh not that if you would buy this
year weird.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
Top five most expensive Star Wars collectibile collectibles ever sold?
Speaker 4 (28:15):
This one said, like a what's it called?
Speaker 2 (28:17):
I bet the original Darth Vader hood thing? Probably let
me see what the most love money is. But people,
you're into what you're into. I'm not gonna judge.
Speaker 4 (28:28):
Episode four the helmet, Yeah, is that the first Star Wars? Yes,
that's a Star.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Wars one, but really in the storyline it's four. It's
it's called a new hope. Let me destroy the death
Star at.
Speaker 3 (28:42):
The end Darth Vader Episode four helmet, How amut you
think it went for?
Speaker 2 (28:48):
I have no idea one point one million? That's crazy.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
What do you do with it?
Speaker 2 (28:52):
And by the way, does that remember hand Solo when
he shoots the two last guys that are chasing uh
uh luke? No, hand So goes yeah like a duke.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
Boy, are you serious?
Speaker 2 (29:04):
He does it like the duke and then shoots him
and then flies off.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
Go get him, kid.
Speaker 5 (29:12):
I saved all of my hot pocket money for seventeen years,
and I bought Lord Vader's helmet for one point one.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Million Lord Vader. You know, you know the terminalogy.
Speaker 5 (29:25):
He's ahead of the Imperial Warriors.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
Hey, Beth, I'd like to strap him to a chair
and make him watch, you know, like in Clockwork or
Clockwork Orange where they force the eyes open you can't
close the eyes, and then strap him to a chair
and go We're watching every Star Wars movie right now
in a row.
Speaker 5 (29:47):
Soul, Beth, Now that I got you back to my apartment,
do you want to have sex with me?
Speaker 4 (29:52):
No?
Speaker 5 (29:53):
What about now after I show you my Lord Vader helmet?
What about now?
Speaker 4 (30:00):
Don't touch it?
Speaker 5 (30:01):
Don't touch it.
Speaker 2 (30:02):
It's collectible action figures, not dolls.
Speaker 4 (30:06):
Uh, here's one. Golly, this is three point one million dollars.
Red Leader, Red Leader, Red Leader, X Wing, Yeah Model.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
Okay, so this is Gold Leader. There's Gold Leader, There's
Red Leader. I think there's Fox Fox Leader.
Speaker 4 (30:25):
There's Maverick, there's Goose. So are you ready?
Speaker 2 (30:29):
The Star tourk The Star Wars freaks flipped out during
the movie Rogue one because they put because it's supposed
to that leads up to a new hope. So they
use the clips of Star Wars where the Red Leader
and the Gold Leader were in it and going Gold Leader,
Gold Leader, We're ready and it's from the original movie.
And everybody in the theater were like cheering and yelling
(30:53):
and yelling, Oh.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
My god, can you please stop because I'm a married man.
And now there's all kinds of hot women around the studio.
Oh wanted to get in because.
Speaker 4 (31:01):
You're Star Wars talking. This is okay.
Speaker 3 (31:03):
The Red Leader X Wing Model.
Speaker 4 (31:05):
It's a little model. It's like a model airplane. Three
point one million dollars.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Yeah, three point one million dollars.
Speaker 4 (31:14):
Listen.
Speaker 3 (31:15):
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Speaker 4 (32:53):
Is suzzic Q. I'm coming home to you soon, baby.
I know you're doing important legislative stuff. Oh, that's not
Susice Hughes.
Speaker 2 (33:06):
Sorry, let's run through the jungle. Yeah, uh, tune us
back in at six o'clock tonight. How about that baby
right here in news radio eight forty w h a
better run through the busy weekend. I'm I was so
glad to get to work today, so much stuff to do.
(33:29):
How did your prostate exam go? Again? It's a group again,
it's it's.
Speaker 4 (33:33):
A group of friends and we just check each other out.
Speaker 2 (33:36):
You know, how can someone join your prostate group?
Speaker 4 (33:39):
We're a very elite group, really, and it doesn't hurt. First,
it doesn't hurt at all.
Speaker 2 (33:46):
Stop where you're going, please, because.
Speaker 4 (33:48):
Before your prostate exam they numb it.
Speaker 2 (33:51):
Stop So I said, it is majon m A h
j O n G. If my wife didn't have enough
to do, she she joined another group, book club politics,
you know, you name it. Let's do something else, my John.
So now she's played three times in a week. She's
(34:12):
hooked addicted. All right, man, everybody, have a great Monday.
Looks a little cloddy. Have a great day, John, see
you tomorrow. Dwight witting Tony for Naty on news right anyway,
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