Flirty Folks And Crazy Returns

Today on Valentine in the Morning: Listeners share their stories of flirty folks getting too close to their significant others, and retail workers break down some of the crazy items that customers have returned.


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Episode Transcript

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It's the Valentine in the Morning replay. Welcome to the breakfast table of Valentine
in the Morning. I laughed heartily. I help. It's respectful to say
I love you. The full showpodcast starts right now, one of four
to three MYFM. It is Valentinein the Morning. We're starting up to
show. Good morning. We areteam minus. One day to Coachella.
Yeah, tomorrow's Coachella. Getting ina car. My family's going to Coachella.

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My son's sixteenth birthday. Kind ofa celebration of that. And I
have never been to any god awful, dirty drug infuse festival infused. No
stage Coach ever, No, that'sthat's not bad Stage Coach. It's fine.
It's literally the same thing as Coachella, but with boots. With boots,

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girls, you allowed to bring chairsat stage Coach, So maybe bring
a chair, baby. It's reallynice. You can't bring a chair to
Coachella. No, unfortunate not.You know, you should get those pants
that turn into a chair, dude. I've always wanted a pair of those
pants that turn into a chair.Yeah, what are those? You wear
them? They like clip around yourwaist and they just unfold into a chair

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at any moment. Oh, butthat wouldn't get past because it got spikes
in it. That wouldn't get pastsecurity. Yeah, let me see brand
chair pants. There are some thataren't as spiky. Okay, we'll look
into it for him. Dude,I will because look at the Coachell the
website. Go, can I bringuh pants? Chairs, chair pants or
whatever? Chair pants? Chair pants? Dude, I would get those if

(01:30):
I could. Yeah, we shouldmake you like a list of things we
need to make sure you bring.I'm going to walk in there like it's
see apocalypse all if, everything likegathered up all if Mrs I'll have glow
sticks and chair pants and like,dude, you're not bringing in a camper
of stuff, sir. I thinkthat's why I'm most excited for you to
go, so you can realize likethat it's probably not how you've imagined it
all these years. Yeah. Ireally have imagined it as like the cesspool,

(01:55):
right of, like they're families there, You're going to see the kids,
like right, Yeah, No,I'm sure it's great, but it's
it's always just something dirty to me, dirty and druggy. If you know
the right spots, you can getdirty that's what I'm saying, dirty and
druggy. But I don't see youbeing in the front of the pit at
eleven pm. God no, ButI'm worried about like my kid trying to
do that. He's not going toif he wants to be a D one

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soccer player. I don't need himin a pit jumping around, beating each
other up in there, having afight club. I don't know what goes
on in that pit, get crazy, jumping up and down. He took
him to the front of an iHeartfestival one time. I had a problem
with that. You're standing in frontof a speaker and you physically had to
move because your body was being impacted. And it was one of the best

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nights in my life. But Colin'sgonna want to see those headliners. And
then you can see the headliners fromthe back of the crowd. I'm sure
they're up on a stage. Ohso you're okay with him being out that
late, Yeah, he went withThe lateness doesn't bother me as much.
It's, you know, fine,I just don't want him in the pits,
okay. I don't want him inwith the like, you know,
regular people. Where is he gonnago. I don't know. Do they

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have VIP for my son vi VIPpits where it's just like my family dancing
and in mid crowd, mid crowd. I don't want to get accosted.
I don't want to get touched inappropriately. I don't want any of that
happening. Probably in here. Anybodyover the age of like forty five,

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that's ever been the Coachella. What'sthat like? Three one o four three
three one oh four three it's Validsin the morning. Good morning, Jill.
How are you. I'm doing great, fantastic, fantastic, John,
I'm feeling good man, all right, Brian Burton, feeling great, Sir
Laura. Yeah, Laura's going toCoachella too, So Laura's gonna be like,
we've got to do all these pictures, We've got to do these videos.

(03:44):
Oh yeah, he's not getting outof this. But I heard this
bad cell service there there is goodlook finding me girl. You'll see me
at the dumb dumb. I'll seeyou at the VIP pit. That's exactly
right. What's it called the domdumb? The dumb Dullah dumb. Give
you to see this DJ who closesout one of the Knights. His name
is dom Dalla. Dom Dollar wasone of the hottest DJs right now right.

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I love him And Laura's like,oh, it's such a wonderful experience.
It'll be inspirational his music and job'slike, oh, I don't know,
I think you would hate your life. Oh love it at the back.
If you're at the back, this'swhat's a light? Uh huh,
you'll see me bumping around. AmI gonna have a seizure? No?

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But bring e a plugs. Thatis like mandatory you need to bring Yeah,
oh, one hundred percent. Yeah, one hundred percent. Like I
want to bring like more than yourplugs. I want to bring an astronaut
suit. That's very trendy. That'strue. I wonder if I can get
one. Can you get those onAmazon? An astronaut one of four?

(04:47):
Three? My famit's Valenceine the morning. Was it your tummy, Brian?
That was not my tummy has beenhaving a bad weekummy, dummy? I
heard your tummy? Yeah, ohwow, So you're making all the noises
over Yeah, every single time Ilook at joke because I know she can
hear it every time, and shejust tries to keep it to herself.
I especially in the morning. Yes, it's active, it's just waking up.

(05:09):
But no, no g I problemsor anything happening. I mean,
I'm sure there are, right whodoesn't you know? Well, I'm not
looking to have gastro intestinal issues thatI'm in the middle of the desert in
India. Well, I don't thinkit's like a contagious thing. It could
be if it's a tummy virus.Well, not a virus, but maybe
just like stomach issues. Yeah,I've had this my whole life. Huh
okay, all right, get asample, send it off a sample I'm

(05:30):
not collecting. Send it off toa lab. We'll find out right away
those samples. I wish they cameup with a better way to collect those
samples. I've never had to doone of those. I don't know that
either. You got to put ina do you put a catch basin in?
It's like, yeah, they giveyou a special bull And nothing's worse
than going to the lab and saying, yes, I'm here to collect my

(05:53):
products for my at home test,and they, oh, I think to
be plenty worse. Going back withthe product could be worse. I'm back.
No, no, no, likeget a quest or something, okay,
like an actual place. You geta draw string bag. Yeah,
and it's got the seat, yeah, and then you put it the freezer
right when you do it depends oryou can bring it back right away,

(06:15):
like right away? Right, soyou go to the restroom. Yeah there,
right, But what if you don'thave to go I know, you
gotta go home and you gotta driveback and then drive back right, Yeah,
just have a cup of coffee andit'll like. So you think you
can beat me with the sample game? What do you mean? That's nothing
worse than that. Oh, Iwould much rather do your sample than mine.

(06:38):
What are we talking about? You'drather do what I had to do?
That's easier. First off, youwouldn't be able to do it.
I can't physically do right exactly aimand shoot, I'm not so sure if
you understand the mechanism. By theway, you gotta aim in the toilet
still anyway, right, what's thiswith the other one? You got to

(07:00):
get a little popsicle stick. I'mnot aiming there. No for the stool
sample, Oh, for the stoolsample? About my sample? No?
All right, we'll just say wewe both have some bad experiences with We'll
just leave it at that. Well, I had to keep my foot on
the stall door because it wouldn't closewhilst I was trying to provide that sample
for my IDF testing in a publicrestroom outside of the quest offices. They

(07:24):
said, just go use that restroom. So in the handicap stall, trying
to keep my foot one foot onthe door. And then because we're trying
to have a baby, I hadto make another sample, and then guys
are coming in that are just therefor the dentist's office on the same floor,
and it's like, what's going on. Then I got security going,
what's going on. I'm like,I'm having a baby? What the occupied?

(07:46):
It was bad. They should havetheir own little like one use restroom
for those types of things. Afterthat, once it's used, they just
destroy it and build a new onetime restaurant, burn it down. All
right, Well, there you go. This is pretty much what you can

(08:09):
expect from our show. Get weirdconversations going on at five o'clock hour,
it's Valence in the morning. Reachout right now three one o four three
or call us eight six sixty fivefour four. Event coming up after six
o'clock I have them with me.I haven't tried them on. If they
don't fit, they're going back andback and you're not can see him.

(08:30):
I have one outfit from Coachella thatI'm supposed to go to this weekend.
This outfit was picked out by avery slender man who likes to wear mesh.
That's his lifestyle, so he ismy stylist. I showed this to
Jill's sister Britt the other day.She bust out laughing, Oh no,

(08:50):
she is a graduate something called fitthem the fashioning Suit of Design Merchandising.
Yes, right, so she knowsher design. It's like, you're gonna
wear that? And like, yeah, I believe he quote was does it
come in any other patterns? Well, I have it in the bag,
dude, it's in the bag.After six, I'm gonna go into the
restroom try it on. I haven'ttried it on yet. If it looks

(09:11):
okay, I'll come in here wearingit for you. If it doesn't,
no, no, no, evenit looks bad, you're not going to
come in exactly right, exactly,I am not just here for your pleasure.
I like it, Well, yeah, but you'd like it on a
body like John, Yeah, no, I'm liking this for you. Okay,
all right, Well I got likea triple xl or something. So

(09:33):
hopefully is trying to get you otheroutfits or is it just this one that's
it? That one in different patterns. I'll be wearing that all weekend long.
Those booty shorts and that shirt alldifferent colors, shapes and sizes all
weekend long. One of more threemy family. It is valance having to
work. So some people we arenot going to name names, and there's
no judgment with this whatsoever, butsome people like to take naps during the

(09:56):
work day, and they're not alone. There's this new study that was done.
One out of every three full timeworkers take a nap at least once
a week during work hours because youwork too much. The forty hour work
week is old and antiquated. Theywant to get rid of it. Forty
six percent of people nap during work. Yeah, thirty three percent nap weekly,

(10:20):
six percent daily. Yeah, absolutely, bit it's a lot of people
sleeping. I'm not a six percenter. I'm not daily ever since we
hired Laura. It sucks. Youdon't have your couch. I don't have
my couch. We have a couchin the studio, but Laura sits on
the couch, So I can't gonap on the couch even, you know,
a quick twenty minute nap when we'replaying a couple of long songs or
something. You know, I can'tdo it, especially if you had some

(10:43):
like a bad night sleep the nightbefore. Right, take it a little
quick nap. I get it right, looking, I feel better, right,
I get it tough parties. I'mnot really good at cat naps.
Like when I get in there,I go under the sheets. And if
I go into the sheets, mwhat are you doing under the sheet?

(11:03):
She's lots of gone down low.It gets so slow. If you can
master him, I'm under the sheet, baby. It's awkward for us because
we share a room. Like imagineif you had the cubicle that you shared

(11:24):
with like five other people. Soyou take your naps and we all kind
of like watch you, not likewatch you, but like weirdo. Do
you remember when Aaron came and he'swatching me? Do you remember that Aaron
answers our phones. He's hearing thistoo. I love you, Aran.
But Aaron was sitting in a chairand I had laid down just for split
second, was after the show.I did my naps after the show,
and uh once a week it usedto be, and now I can't do

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any because of Lore. But soI laid down to the couch and Aaron
just watched me. Naw, yeah, what a compliment. He just watched
me. It was behind your headin a chair, looking down at you,
like the little sleeper that you werefor fifteen minutes, just watching me
nap? Has anybody ever watched younap fifteen minutes? I think it was
a question like he was new toa show and didn't know what to do.

(12:07):
So he goes, I'll just waitfor Val to tell me what to
do. But VAL's napping. Letme just watch him nap. And he
just sat there and you guys watchedhim watch me. Yeah, And then
he told me afterwards he watched younap. Yeah, congrats to him.
Maybe he was jealous of the nap, Maybe he was trying to be a
better napper. Why don't you nap? I can nap anywhere anytime, But

(12:28):
I just I feel weird with youguys all in here. We wouldn't watch
you. Eric, I can't speakfor I may watch you. What are
guys doing. If you want totext in three one oh four to three,
it's Valentine the morning and it's Thursdaymorning. Good morning to you.
Hope your day is going to bea good day today. Good morning Valentine
in Valentine in the morning. Whatfour to three MYFM. Valentine in the

(12:52):
Morning, one four three MYFM.He's doing it. He is in the
restroom and he's changing. I cannotwait to see this into his Coachella outfit
that Ronnie, who works here atMYFM, picked out for him, and
he's going to be walking back inhere. If he likes how it looks
on him, he will walk inhere with that outfit on. And we
get to see what Valentine is goingto wear to Coachella next six eight,

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It's Valentine in the Morning one ofour three of MYFM. Usually on Thursdays
we play Valighori's Valeghors. Today we'redoing another dumb game and it's an honor
of Valentine going to Coachella. We'regoing to be looking at the Coachella impostor
so I'm going to read val alist of names of performers at Coachella sprinkled
in there are going to be somecompletely made up artists. Now, a

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lot of these artists and groups soundlike their names are completely just there are
random and made up, some wildartists on the lineup that you wouldn't believe
are actually real artists. So yeah, we made some up. We sprinkle
them in there, and we're goingto ask val to identify which of these
is the imposter artists that is notperforming at Coachella. I can't wait.
That's next on MYFM call Valentine inthe morning six five four four maya m

(14:01):
Jill Scott the entertainment headlines combing.Oh, there's been all kinds of rumors
about Kevin Costner leaving Yellowstone. Well, now he's addressed it for the first
time. I'll tell you what hesaid. Coming up at six fifty.
Well, here I am your funlittle Coachella fella at six thirty six with
Today's Dumb Game hosted by my friendJohn Jucci l for his very first time

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at Coachella. He doesn't know whathe's really walking into. So we're gonna
play Coachella impostor that. I'm gonnaread you three names, Okay, one
of them will be an imposter.A completely made up artist that's not performing
at Coachella, but two of themwill be real. We want you to
correctly identify which of the artists iscompletely made up. All right, I'm
ready for this. I feel it. I've got my Coachella outfit on right

(14:45):
now. I wore it changed intoit so we can see it showing a
lot of skin, a lot ofskin. But it looks good. Thank
you. I do actually really likeit. Yeah, thank you. Round
one, round one, Here wego, Here come your performers. Jockstrap,
Barry can't swim, hip hop Opotamus. Which of those is the impostor

(15:09):
at this year's Coachella? Oh Gil, they also sound great. They hip
hop Opotamus, Hip Hoppopotamus, Barrycan't swim and Jockstrap. Two of those
are absolutely real. I'll go Jockstrapis fake, Jockstrap is real. Well,
not going to that stage, dullout of London Electronic producers. The
guy tells us Jockstrap two of them, and yeah, jacks are so jock

(15:31):
and Strap. They work together.They hold up the show. Jock and
strapp. I think you gotta seehim, okay, and who's wrong?
So hip hop Opotamus, they're notgoing to be there. There's gonna be
amazing hip hop. Round two.Round two, all right, Abdominal trauma,
Feeble Little Horse and DJ Seinfeld.Which of those is the Coachella impostor

(15:58):
Feeble Little Horse. Feeble Little Horseis a rock fan from Pittsburgh, Indye
guitar music. They're performing. They'rereal, baby, So who's wrong?
Abdominal trauma. Abdominal trauma is notreal. It's not real. To get
you moving, gets you laugh andyou're like, oh, I got some
abdominal trauma now, oh my myams, I'm laughing so hard or dancing

(16:19):
so hard. Round three? Howmany rounds are there? By the way,
Let's do five rounds? Okay,because I'm doing well. I'm doing
very well. Skin on skin Hey, Drowning pigs the Japanese House, drowning
pigs, fake drowning pigs. Fake. Nobody wants. Yeah, nobody wants
that. I actually have a pig. Mistletoe is my pig, So nobody

(16:41):
wants drowning pigs. All right,we've got one on the board here.
We're moving on to round four.Clown Core, earth Eater and Ganja Gods.
Why am I going? Which impossible? Why am I going, you
know down Core earth Eater and GanjaGods clown Core earth Eater Ganja Gods.

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What are you guys thinking? Whatare you thinking? Listening right now?
Connect with me mentally, stay itin your car. Ganja Gods Gods was
the main up artist. Okay,get this next one right. You are
connecting with me mentally right now untilOkay, if I get this right,

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I'm the king of coach Ellis.Who's the oldest dude there? Will I
be the oldest due there? No? Oh, seriously, definitely not.
Okay. Last time Lauren and Iwent, actually there was like some guy
maybe in his eighties, just wentby himself, absolutely vibing at one of
the stages. Really yeah, peoplehave been going for a long time.
All right, all right, lastround? Art Bat? What what art

(17:52):
bat? Art bat like bat correctart Bat, Purple Disco Machine and Lipstick
Livestock. God, if that's lipsticklivestock is so great? So great?
Art that art Bat? Purple DiscoMachine and Lipstick Livestock. Which of those

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is the imposter Coachella artist? Ohmy god, I want to say art
bat because it's boring. Okay,but I don't know how you guys did
this simp? I think the lipsticklivestock is hilarious and the purple Disco Machine
was it? Purple Disco Machine?Ful Disco machine? I got my first

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guest art bat are Bets, aDJ producer doing from They're both from Ukraine.
Yes, right, he should befighting? What's he doing here?
The fake one in there was lipsticklivestock livestock livestock does sound good, but
maybe it's an appropriate when you reallystart to think about it, I guess
you're not the king of Coachella.I'm not. I'm merely a prince again.

(19:03):
He's gonna have a full rundown ofall the sets that were great.
Mommy, no am a little sleepyeah sunburn, thinking about sleeping on that
couch on Sunday night because they're comingback. My wife and the kids are
all coming back on Monday. Ithink, yeah, so I'm thinking I
have to come back Sunday because there'retwo cars, so I might just stop
here and sleep on that couch.So when you guys get here like Monday

(19:26):
morning, what is happening? Lookat you? What a party animal?
You know? Who likes this personlike this? And who's into this?
This New Valentine, Good morning,Hi del six forty one. It's one
of four three min faminous valence outin the morning, someone like you today
actually is my anniversary twenty six years. Yeah, one of four three mi

(19:55):
faminous valence in the morning. That'sDell, Good morning, six forty six.
So one of the fears. Laurabrought this up during the song,
and she got a good point.She goes, you know, Colin's gonna
have a raging good time all thatstuff. You're gonna be great. It's
gonna be fun. Then she said, by the way, though, you're
talking about your wife and you're married, not twenty six years today, it's
her anniversary. She goes, Leilanimight be the problem, Like what's she

(20:17):
gonna be doing. Is she gonnarage? Is she gonna be like Colin,
here's a schedule, or what's shegonna do? And I don't know.
It's her first Coachella too. Yeah, you know, I'm interested to
see the nice man in the crowdgives her brownies and we don't know what
happens to it, you know.Oh, and then there's me like going
up to see my friend Gwen andgrabbing the microphone, like, excuse me?

(20:38):
Has has anybody seen my wife?She's a brunette, she's very nice,
she's wearing jeans shorts and I gotit? Hang on, has anybody
seen my wife? Hello? Hello? Picturing that is? Could you imagine?
Like seriously that? Oh my god? Because Gwen invite me on stage

(21:00):
to stage dive so instead of stagetype and I'm like, she's out here,
Leilani, Leilani? Can you hearme up? You just see her
like across the crowd? I knowexactly? Can you imagine what? That's?
So? Good? Yeah? Buthow far from the truth is it?
You know? Who knows? That'swhat I'm worried about. We don't
know what kind of people you guysare gonna be at Coachella. We've seen

(21:22):
Vegas vowels in Vegas valas, Vegasbelt did nothing, guys. You guys
are so whacked. I did nothing. Are you out there? Honey?
Listen? Meet me? Meet meat the MX tent. Hello? Oh
sorry? Good Yet I'm almost likeI'm interested to see what I'm gonna see,

(21:51):
what I'm gonna feel like and allthat. This has to potentially be
an absolute train wreck. Yeah,but it also has the potential to be
one of the best weekends of yourlife. Yeah, I'm not that guy.
Though I'm not the wild party guy. It could still be a great
weekend without you being a wild partyguy. You could still love it.
They have great food. There alot of standing, dude, It is

(22:11):
a lot of standing. It's alot of standing, yeah, you know,
but incredible music. Right, yougot your family there, who you
love. I know, just thinkabout all the memories you guys are gonna
make with Colin. I'll lose himprobably, No, No, that kid
and his friends are going to takethe first chance they get to bail my
dad. You know this is goodthat you're thinking this way, because then

(22:33):
once you get there and you findout how great it is, you're gonna
like you're gonna scare yourself. Youthink so, I think so, And
I think you're gonna get there,you're gonna realize it would be so much
fun. She was with it.Tall boy. That's my son. He
recently turned sixteen. Very nice there. All right, it's twenty four to
three, my family, It isValence other morning. Anybody else goilling the

(22:55):
Coachell this weekend? If you're uplistening right now, I don't know,
meet me at the Ferris Wheel atone. I don't know. Do people
do that meet ups? Right?But like what day? Like all days?
All days, all days? Allright, I don't know if that's
true. Is it hard to findthe first wheel? Probably not. That's

(23:17):
the first thing. Yeah, becausethat's an iconic picture that peopleways take pictures
with. Come a meet up maybeon Saturday or something of Valentine in the
morning, meetup if anybody's there.Yeah, but I'll tell you what.
I'll put that in social on myInstagram at Go for Valentine because I'm not
sure what I'll be allowed to do. I have to check with my wife.
But yeah, I'll put up thereat Go for Valentine. If I'm
meaning up and taking pictures with youin my outfit and your outfit? Am

(23:41):
I supposed to show skin? Though? I mean it's a pretty skinful area,
right to be hot? To behot? Yeah? This looks perfect.
Yeah, it looks very breatheable too, is okay? Yeah? And
I've got the big gardener's hat,so I'm gonna wear that straw hat.
That's give me nice yeah with this? Yeah? Okay? Does that go?
John? I like it? Ithink the only thing that I've been
saying you need to add are somesweet shades. Yeah, I guess I've

(24:03):
got some shades. I got myprescription sunglasses. No, no, no,
no, no, what do youmean? No, we need we
gotta get you some like sweet.Ye, your shirt is so cool,
like we need shades to match it. Like what's shades? Is too?
Shades or shades? Some cool sunglasses? Well like pit vipers? Not quite
but like something fun? Who knowssomething fun? Okay, vipers? They
look good with the big shot atyeah, right, vipers. Look at

(24:25):
them up. Oh, I'm sosorry you're not hap enough. No,
not for these, there's no way. But yeah, you could pull these
off. Pit vipers. Yeah,baby. A lot of kids like wear
them in sports and stuff like that. That's the only reason I know.
But now my son has a pair. All right. Six fifty one,
it's Valentine in the morning. Thisis one of four three my fam The
Battle of Sex is coming off eightsixty six five four four I fem we'll
post a picture of this outfit thathas everybody uh raging and raging in the

(24:48):
studio that's already up at Valentine inthe Morning. All right, you can
see this at Valentine in the morningone oh four to three MYFM. Here's
what's coming up in Entertainment's headline.So there was a time when LeVar Burton
was going to host Jeopardy. Well, now it's official he's hosting another game
show. I tell you what weknow right out to Travelick. It's one

(25:11):
four to three my FM. Entertainmentheadlines LeVar Burton. He was hosting Reading
Rainbow. During my childhood, hewas a part of Star Trek. He
is now going to host Trivial Pursuit. According to TMZ, he is in
negotiations. He's been in it fora while, but now it is confirmed
he will be hosting. Now,there was a time when he was in
the running to host Jeopardy and hereally wanted that that gig. But now

(25:34):
it's official he will be the hostof Trivial Pursuit and Kevin Kostner. He
says he's not done with Yellowstone.He's talking about it for the first time
since rumor started about him leaving theshow. He told Entertainment tonight, I'd
like to be able to do it, but we haven't been able to.
I thought I was going to makeseven seasons, but right now we're at
five. So how it works out? I hope it does, but they've

(25:56):
got a lot of different shows goingon. Maybe it will. Maybe this
will circle back to me. Ifit does and I feel really comfortable with
it, I'd love to do it. I'm Jill with her and tivin Headlight.
Okay, we've got the Battle ofSex. It's coming up because I
want to play. It's brunto marsAt into its Home. What a big
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(26:18):
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It's one of four to three MIFM. This is Valentin in the Morning.
Coming up later on this hour.We want to hear from retail workers.
What crazy things have people tried toreturn? I've been seeing this trend this
week. It's mostly from costco employees. Just because they were two. Policy
is so open, but it ispeople from Costco saying the crazy things that
people have returned and they've had totake. So it's not just clothes,

(27:07):
it's wild things have returned. Forexample, the last one I saw was
this lady who returned an empty bottleof wine because it gave her a headache,
and they took that back and theyhad to take it back. Are
you serious? So and said thatsomeone returned a book after they were done
reading it because they didn't like theending and they had to take it.
And you can do this at Costco. I guess you can't leave it.

(27:29):
There are some places that are likethat. And I was like, even
thinking back to my days working ata grocery store, Like I remember one
day we had to take back halfa rotisseriy chicken because someone ate half of
it and decided they didn't like theway it tasted. Huh. Like gets
wild. Sometimes the things right thatyou have to take, they just have
to take back. Yes, it'sjust a simple policy, right, you
have to take it back. I'mgoing to bring back an old couch from

(27:49):
back in the day. It's nolonger comfortable. It's twenty years old,
though, I think, don't takeit back. Let's do it my texting
three one fourth r It is abattle of the sex is reps in the
man. His name is Anthony.He lives in West Covina, works as
a film producer, and enjoys workingout. What's up, Anthony, how's

(28:11):
it going? Hey? Manitting theladies. Her name is Monica. She's
from Chino Hills. She's a fourthgrade teacher and enjoys watching her daughter play
softball. What's hear for, Monica? What's up? Monica? Hello?
Hell, hey Anthony. Any filmsthat we would know? Are you big
time? Are just starting out?I'm just starting out. There's a film

(28:33):
shooting in June that will be comingout early next year. That one you'll
be able to see. Will thatbe a wide release? The one you're
gonna be working on, I'll bedoing the festival run, so we'll see
potentially. Okay, we'll keep usin the loop on that. We'll give
us some pub for sure. Awesome. That sounds great. Thank you need
parts for us. Here's how itworks, Monica. I'm gonna ask you
a few questions, Anthony. Jill'sgonna be asking you some questions best at

(28:56):
a three win, still tied toend of regulation. We're gonna announce a
tough tie BREAKERD question that Dot's startwith the what Sexy and I Know It
group was founded by red food insky Blue. I'm sorry, can you
reapeat that? I'd love to What'sSexy and I Know It group was founded
by red food in sky Blue?Oh, I don't know. I didn't

(29:23):
either, That's okay. Fifth harmonyis not the answer. No, lmfao.
John Raightsy's questions just to make mesound foolish. It doesn't it seem
that way, Anthony. When textingor chatting online? What does G two
G mean gotta go? Oh?Sorry, that's right, you gotta go.

(29:48):
Yeah, you're right. Don't lookat me. People are looking at
you through the radio. It's likenot a hard job. Makes me say,
I know, But if it's correct. You hit the ballance a year,
right, make a listen, Ohmy god, once a year.
The current score is once to nothing. Guys. In twenty fourteen, what
state overtook New York to become thethird most populated state in the USA.

(30:18):
I would say Texas, great,guess, but it's Florida. Anthony What
kind of genes does flow ride totalk about in his two thousand and seven
song low Apple bottom jeans. Yesthat's right, Fellas win Battle SEXUS Championship

(30:41):
certificate. You got it posted assoulciatees the hashtag Valentine in the morning.
Share that with Pride of the Excited, and you got tickets to go see
Bruno mars who into an August sixteenth. They go on sale today. Actually
ten am a ticketmaster dot com.Congratulations awesome, Thank you so much.

(31:03):
I appreciate it. Brother. WellMonica, listen as you exit the stage.
This moment is entirely yours. Youtake it away. I just want
to say thank you so much forletting me play. And I want to
give a shout out to my daughter'ssoftball team, the least post gamers than
your When do they play again?They play this Sunday. Actually, Oh,
have a great game. Tell yougood luck. Thank you so much,

(31:26):
Thank you, John. What's trending? So TikTok is bringing in a
new social media app into the picturehere. It appears to be called TikTok
notes. It's going to be aphoto and text sharing platform. It looks
like they're kind of trying to takea shot at doing Instagram essentially. But
TikTok users have reported a pop upwhen they share photos to TikTok, and
that pop up says these photos mightbe shared on a coming soon platform called

(31:48):
TikTok Notes, and then you canknop out of it. So it's not
live yet, but it does looklike it's coming and it's an app to
rival Instagram. Really, a lotof people, including myself, think Instagram
should have stuck to just doing picturesanyway, right, I feel like this
could be cool, but like me, the last thing you need is another
social media app. And what dois Instagram doing besides just pictures? Well,
now they have reels and the videosand stuff, and I feel like

(32:09):
that has kind of taken the precedentright now or the pressure. Okay that
it seems to be more of thatapp. But I think what's really smart
about this TikTok Notes thing is becausethey're taking all these photos that you're already
posting and loading that onto the app, then you don't run into the problem
that Instagram did with threads, whereyou log on for the first time but
no one's logged on yet, soyou don't have any content there. But
now the first time you log ontoTikTok notes, it's already got all these

(32:30):
pictures. So it just looks likeit's been an active social media this whole
time, and you're not waiting forpeople to join with no feed. That
makes sense. So no matter what, if you've posted photos on TikTok,
they're going to be there for youalready, right, So when you log
on, there's a full feed ofcontent already. Oh okay, I just
realized why Laura has a job socialmedia director. We started talking about threads

(32:52):
and everything else. My eyes justgot wide. I'm like, I forgot
about threads. Am I supposed tobe on threads? I don't know on
threads. I'm not on threads.What is threats? Threads is Instagram's little
Twitter, right right, It's exactlyright, got it? So if you're
on TikTok, you might see thatcoming in this in in the coming weeks.
I'm Johnny, catch you. That'swhat's treinding on socials, all right.
We want to hear from retail workis what crazy things that people tried
to return? Text in at threeone oh four to three, the sealed

(33:14):
textan incident. I used to workat Starbucks and customers would try to get
their drink remade because they didn't likeit or it was incorrect, but the
drink they would hand us would beempty. I realized I didn't like this
when I got to the last sipthree one oh four to three. It
is Valentine in the morning on afour three mi fam It's Valentine in the

(33:37):
morning. Two things. Here inthe text line, somebody writes two things.
Two things. One happy anniversary toValentine and Leilani. And then secondly,
Jillian take Valentine to get a spraytan for Coachella. That's what he's
missing with his Coachella outfit. That'sin a big gold chain. I love
how they would like me to takeyou don't trust you to go on your

(33:59):
own. No, no, no, Well you did work at a tanning
slan many many years ago, soyou have spray tan experience. I'm sure
I do. Did you ever runthe nozzle? No? We had mystic
tan, which was the booth Godhave the airbrush, right, So if
I went for a spray tan,there's like a lady just spraying me.
Yeah, they had that. Youstay in boxers. You don't. You

(34:21):
can only do what you're comfortable withand what they're comfortable with and what they're
let's take eight sixty six five fourfour my EVM. Hey, Margie,
wouldn't somebody trying to return to youa Christmas tree. I used to work
at home depot, so after Christmas, because of their return policy, people

(34:43):
would cry or they would return theirdead Christmas tree stuff, stop it,
stop it. They'd bring back theirChristmas tree and go, hey, it
didn't it didn't last. Yeah,it died. I don't want it.
Yeah, and we would have toreturn it because they had their receipt and
they had a oh yeah, noI don't know what it's like now because

(35:05):
I back then it was okay.Yeah, it probably has. I think
they have changed the return return PaulicFighter. I haven't been there for a
few years, but it was prettysad because people returned didn't get basically their
Christmas three for free. Yeah,and you're taking this thing back and it's
like tinsel on it and stuff.You know, there was tinsel, there
were decorations on it. Yeah,you know you should have done You should
have said, let me see yourInstagram and let me see if you're gathered

(35:27):
around this tree happening to Valentine inthe morning at three one, four three,
Jill's got the entertainment headlines coming up. First it was Barbie and now
Margot Robbie is making another movie basedon another famous toy. I'll tell you
what was one. It is thistime at seven fifty. Good morning,
Jennifer. How are you. I'mdoing well? Are you? We are
doing good? Thank you very much. I'm wearing my Coachella outfit to show

(35:51):
it off to everyone in the studio, and it's gotten brave reviews. By
the way, Yeah, he looksgreat. Oh, I wish I could
see it. Boy that Oh didn'tsound good though, did it? Did
that come out the wrong way?Is that how you intended it? Ugh?
I wish I could see it.I don't know. Oh it's okay.
I love my job, so ohgood. Anyway, you can't see

(36:14):
it, by the way, holdon if you want to see it's at
Valentine in the morning. Right now, On to your job. What do
you do? Go ahead, Well, I'm a teacher now, but in
high school I used to work ata prominent lingerie store and one case we
had a lady that tried to returna pair of panties that were clearly used.
Okay, I think we're good.Here is this where we cut the

(36:35):
conversation. Are we good? Ithink we're good. Right, everyone's up
to speed. We're good. Okay, she tried to bring it back underwear
that was used. Yes, Andwhat did she say? Because you are
right, so it's probably like Victoria'ssecret something. What did she say?
She said that they didn't work outfor her because they were uncomfortable. Okay,
And what was your policy? Doyou guys have to take him back?
We had to take him back andshe had no receipt, right right.

(37:00):
That's so strange. There is alot of like wasted apperil out there
in this world. There are placesin this world where it's like an apparel
dump. Like three out of fivepieces of clothing in this world end up
in the dump. They really do. Yeah, we just were tearing through
clothing left and right in this world. It's amazing like that. Well,
Jen, thanks for calling, Ohyou wonderful, have a great day,

(37:23):
and thanks for letting me come onall right you check out that outfit at
Valence out in the morning. Idefinitely thanks Jen. Text lines open three
one o four three eight sixty sixfive four four fat if you work in
retail? What crazy things that peopletried to return see everything you ever want?

(37:46):
Do they bring back your mom's spaghettithat you capture? What if we're
three mi fami? It is valentsin the morning, Good morning to Adele,
thank you for sing where you appreciateyou what. I just can't get
over it. That video yesterday isfantastic, by the way, I thought
we nailed it, very funny.My family was like, what is your

(38:07):
sudden obsession with Adele? Like shelistens anyone else listened to a lot of
Adele yesterday And I listened to thevideo we made too, like nasaf And
I told Colin, my son who'ssixteen, we found out that Adele you
know, drives yours in the schooland listens to our show. And we're
just so enthralled by that. Andhe goes, that is cool. So

(38:30):
finally looking cool to my kid basedon who listens to her show, I
know I made it. I madeit. When you get a teenage kid,
any moment you think that you lookcool to your kid, that's something
special, Right, Mom's dad's outthere anybody who's had a teenager or has
a teenager. Now you know thatyou are not the coolest person on the
planet at times, and you striveand you hope and dream to be that

(38:50):
coolest person. And then when youget it, even for a moment,
just for a moment, it feelsgood. Then you go and say something
to you and it's gone. Butfor the moment, it's there. Text
lines open three one oh four three, it's seven forty one. This is
balance out of the morning. Whatcrazy things have people tried to return?
If you work in retail this Texas, I used to work in and Out

(39:12):
and someone ate their entire hamburger exceptfor one bite, then complained that their
burger was pink and wanted us toremake it. Melissa said, I worked
in the JC Penny catalog department backin the nineties and someone returned a twenty
year old toilet seat cover in theoriginal packaging with the ticket still on it,
and our policy was if it hadthe original ticket, we would take

(39:35):
it back, and we did.That. Seems legit. Do they ever
used it? Kind of impressed twentyyears right? Yeah, it got shoved
in some closet somewhere or something.Maybe for that long. Well maybe they
actually just saved the bag and thenput it in. That's what I went.
Yeah, Karen said, I wasjust in a bath and bodyworks and
a lady was trying to return acandle because it wasn't bright enough, and
then this textos half gone or something. We get chronic returners at Costco.

(40:00):
Wehndy likes to return half of almosther purchase food. Ramota likes to return
clothes, sheets, and towels thatare years old and has dog for all
over them and they still have totake them back. They have to one
O four to three my FM.Here's what's coming up in entertainment headlines.
Game of Thrones author George or Martinjust teased something new. It's not a

(40:20):
book, it's not a show,it's not a movie. I'll tell you
what it is right after traffic,one O four to three my FM.
Entertainment headlines. According to Variety,after Barbie's massive success making one point four
billion dollars dollars, Margot Robbie isnow making a movie based on another famous
toy, Monopoly Marco's company. LuckyChap and her partners are going to produce

(40:43):
a live action film inspired by theMonopoly board game. We don't know anything
else about the plot. We don'tknow if Mark, if Margot is going
to star in it, but wedo know that film is on the way,
and House the Dragon season two isget a premiere on Max on Jue
sixteenth, and Game of Thrones offGeorge R. Martin just teased something new
having to do with that show.It's not another book, it's not another

(41:06):
spinoff. It's a coloring book.It's a seventy five page Game of Thrones
as it attacks. It'll feature keyscenes from the show, characters, and
illustrations from the scenery of the show. When the Squire lost his I'm Jill

(41:27):
with there were David headline seven eight. It is valance out of the morning,
this one of four three mile andwe just saw some news come across
the wire here, or come acrossour computers and our phones as well,
and nobody says the wire anymore.Sorry, oh Ja Simpson passing away.
I think do we all remember kindof like where we were during that you
know, Chase years ago, orduring the verdict years ago? Right?

(41:49):
I remember, like vividly when theverdict was announced. I was home from
a school. I remember watching withmy mom right, yeah, and I
can remember being in I was livingin Dallas at the time when that chase
was happening, and everyone just gatheredaround the TV to watch that chase.
It was such a part of allof us in all of our memories,
you know. Strange like that sevennine. It is one of four to
three. My fan, this isValentine in the morning. We do have

(42:10):
happiness coming up. We want tobe part of that. It is three
one o four three three one ofour three or eight six six five four
four ifm. This is Benson Boonethe songs called Beautiful Things. Who here's
your daily Dousha's happiness on Valentine inthe Morning. Yesterday, my two boys

(42:32):
in elementary school came home with newsthat they both made the Principal's honor rolls
for the second semester. Oh that'sgreat, congratulations, thank you. Yeah.
So I have a second grader anda fourth grader, and my fourth
grader is actually on the spectrum,so we were super excited about that.

(42:52):
Oh that's great. I'm so happyfor you guys. Yes, thank you.
So how do you celebrate what areyou guys going to do you got
a second grader and fourth grade bothon the hon roll? How do you
celebrate their accomplishments? What are youguys going to do? They will get
a nice treat today when I pickedthem up from school, and the school
also has a celebratory breakfast for themnext week. Nice. Nice? What's

(43:13):
the tree? You guys doing icecream? You're doing like in and out?
You what are you doing? They'revery simple kids, so ice cream
is good for them. They gettingrobbed. I wish I could talk to
these kids. Come on, guys, in and out, go hard on
this thing. Man, Get shakes, get fries, get the burger,
get it all kids. What ifit's like a cold Stone or something where
you get a ton of toppings andice cream has gotten crazy? I think

(43:38):
they if that's the case, theywould go for like yogurt Land. Yogurt
Lands. The cost of cows.Yeahs, cost the cows have gone up,
you know, they said, that'swhere we're getting that California milk.
Metalia. Please pass on our herats and the boys. Okay, absolutely,
thank you so much. Eight towait. It's Valentine in the morning.

(44:04):
This is one of four three mifan that's Miley Cybrus coming up later
on this hour. As you driveright now down the freeways of Los Angeles,
maybe you're getting the kids ready forschool, getting ready to drop them
off. High school drop off isby eight thirty here in California, that's
the mandate. So as you startyour day, whether you're going into work
or dropping kids off here later onthis hour. Is there a certain person

(44:28):
that is always flirting with your significantother texting at three one oh four to
three. Oh the When I'm outwith Olivia all the time, it's just
rich old dudes. Oh, richold dudes. Dude. Even when you're
with your girlfriend, they flirt withher, especially when I'm with her.
They sniff it out somehow. Theywill just sniff it out. They all
want to be like her sugar daddy. Uh huh. Really literally all the

(44:51):
time. They will all go outto a bar and at first it's like
very nice, and then it comesto a point in the conversation where they're
like, you know, I couldgive you a different life. Oh my
goodness. A few different times thishas happened really, and honestly, I'm
like, go go for it.What I mean, how cool would that
be? Right? I don't know. I'm not sure if you're understanding what's
happening here. No, no,no, And I'll go how cool would

(45:14):
that be? But like, someof these guys will show up and they're
like, most of them are recentlydivorced, whatever the situation. I wish
they were Okay, it'd be ahard thing to say. So they're recently
divorced or older guys and they're saying, hey, I could give you a
different light essentially, Yeah, that'sso strange. And I think, like
I think they're serious, Like,at least some of them. I really

(45:34):
do think they're serious. Okay,there's there's one guy. I'm not gonna
say his name. Every time mywife pulls in the Chick fil A,
I noticed there's a couple extra sauces, you know, and they're very stingy
in their sauce. Sometimes you haveto ask for extra sauce. So when
suddenly you've got like four sauces ofdifferent flavors in your bag, come on,
no one's giving you barbecue, honey, mustard, Chick fil a or

(45:55):
whatever else. Thank you? Thankyou say, like already sounds a bit
much. Sometimes, really, youdon't like the way they say my pleasure.
Sometimes it's like my pleasure, andsometimes we're like my pleasure. I
think, are right? What chicksflavor? You go? All right?
So reach out? Three to one, oh, four to three. Is
there a certain person that's always flirtingwith your significant other? It is the

(46:20):
Battle of the Sexes. Representing theman. His name is Aaron, He
listened North Hollywood, works as afinance controller and enjoys going to Dodger games.
What's up? Eron Hello, Hello, morning morning. Representing the ladies.
Her name is Tia. She's fromChatsworth. She wreks us a special
ed teacher and enjoys going to themovies with the family. Let's do it

(46:40):
for Tilla. What's up Tia?Good morning guy, Good morning Tia.
Who's that works? Ta? I'mgonna ask you a few questions, Aaron,
Jill's gonna be asking you the questionsbest at the three wins, Still
tied into regulation, we go toannounce a tough tiebreaker question that has start
with the ladies. Which member ofone Direction was first to announce his departure
from the band in two thousands sixteen? Neil Neil Neil no no no no

(47:07):
no no no, No, No, you're done. Same Malick is the
answer. Who's Neil? Nil?Yeah, that's what was. Neil's a
good name. Neil was supposed tobe my name. No, Neil Armstrong.
That was supposed to be my name, Neil. My mom and dad
decided on Sewan for my first name. Yeah, Aaron, which member of

(47:30):
One Direction released solo albums titled TheShow Flicker and Heartbreak Weather. That would
be Nile Horn. Yes, that'sright. Sorry for the incredible lack of
interest in my little story. Yourface showed how much you were bored by
that factory. It was an interestingfun fact. No, that was a
boring fact. I could see yourface. I thought everybody thought your name

(47:52):
was your first name was Valentine.That's my last name. But don't tell
people that this is a secret betweenus here, all right. Current score
is guys up one l. Intwo thousand, every team in the NHL
retired the number ninety nine in whosehonor Wayne Gretzky. That's correct. Aaron
Pierce Brosnan dates Robin Williams ex SallyField in what nineteen ninety three movie Driving

(48:21):
with Baby, Oh, Missus Doubtfire. We try Tobacca to make it work.
You didn't this this dot file currentscore one to one. What word
for web content whose purpose is toencourage users to click on a link?
Was added to the Oxford Dictionary intwenty sixteen, adds I don't know,

(48:46):
clickbait, clickbait, and erin.What's the word when someone sets up a
fake online profile to trick people whoare looking for love, usually to get
money out of them. Captain,that's right. You got it from Battle

(49:07):
of Sexist championship certificate posted on soulShoes the hashtag Valentine the morning you shared
that with pride. Okay, yes, sir, And they're coming in for
a landing twenty one p twenty onePilots into a Dome August twenty seventh,
on sale now at ticketmaster dot com. Congrats. I don't think anybody's called
them twenty one p but I lovetwenty one Pilot. No, you guys

(49:29):
have no idea what you're talking about. That is like the underground name for
twenty one pilot. Twenty one pReally, if you know you know,
if you know, you know,that's right. If you don't come to
the show, you don't, you'reeverybody else. Bonus chancey Win one four
three MIFM dot com. All right, so listen to you. It's you
exit the stage. This moment isentirely yours. You take it away.
Thank you for letting me play.I hope you guys have a great weekend.

(49:53):
I wanted to say congratulations again toJill forgetting engage. Oh thank you,
birthday to call in. Thank you, and I hope you guys have
a three weekend. Okay, they'replaying us off the stage. We're gonna
have to wrap this up, butthank you very much to you. We
appreciate you have a great weekend.Yup, I absolutely we'll put you on

(50:15):
at hang tight. Okay, allright, good night everybody. John.
What's trending? So Coachella is thisweekend and it's already bringing us some surprises
and music. Sabrina Carpenter's got onecoming. She just announced she's going to
be dropping a brand new song hennight going into Coachella. This single is

(50:37):
going to be called Espresso. It'sgoing to be out at five pm,
just in time for Battle un thelyrics before Coachellah. I'm Jokingamci. That's
just trending in music. Getting someupdates in the text line, other people
reaching out. Apparently twenty one pilotswe're talking to them earlier are calmly known
by pilothheads like me as twenty oneps. Do we have that confirmed,

(51:02):
Jill. They're known as twenty onepe. It's confirmed. So the tech
line started and I looked into it, and it's a thing all this time,
even when like Kevy used to workon a show, I would call
it twenty one pilots twenty one peak, and everybody laughed at me, laughed
at me, Oh, you're man'sdone what you're called? I'm like,
yes, they are, we pilothhead. I know what they're called. They're

(51:22):
twenty one p. Apparently this iswhat like the original fans would refer to
the mare. They blew up,Yeah, old twenty one P. That's
right. If you were an originalpilot head bowed down with me, it's
a twenty one P. They gottathrow in pilot head. It makes me

(51:44):
question it again. You know whyhe's always proven right, I've always waiting
for right, guys. I've gota little bit of a knowledge base.
Look it up too much, saytwenty three, it's twenty four to three,
my fan, this is vallads headin the morning coming up. Is
there someone a specific person who wasalways flirting with yours significant Is there someone

(52:07):
always flirting with your wife, Brian, Listen, this might seem over traumatic,
but Kaki flirts with my wife andit's it's he's like, hey,
I've been meaning to I overheard aconversation they were having. He's like,
I've been meaning to call you.What was that place he wanted to,
like meet up at some Greek restaurant. It's a little happens to work down
the street from my house. Andso she knows some great recommendations in North

(52:30):
o c for restaurants, and soI've been meaning to call her and ask
about some of them, because meetup for lunch, well, she's away
from the eyes of her husband.I just feel bad she's got to commute
so far from work. If shewants to have lunch with a friend,
if a place to crash you rightdown the street. This pilot head over
here, here's chasing Carr's snow patrol. Just one four three, mi,

(52:57):
fam It is Valentine in the morning. Happy anniversary to myself and my beautiful
wife Leilani. That's always kind ofbeen our song twenty six years today.
I love you, Leilani. Havethe anniversary, colon, I have a
great days school. In the card, mom, I put you down a

(53:19):
little poem for my wife. Ifyou don't mind, what are you doing
to get some music for it?I think? Okay, do you write
this? Yeah? Wow, yeah, I made a little poem for her?
Why are you running to get music? Though? It's not that it's
not that big of a deal.Absolutely is that. It is that the
music. Okay, It's amazing howyou can speak right to my heart without

(53:51):
saying a word. You can lightup the dark. Try as I may,
I could never explain what I hearwhen you don't say a thing.
The smile on your face lets meknow that you need me. Is the

(54:14):
truth in your eyes saying you'll neverleave me. Touch of your hand says
you'll catch me if ever I fall. You say it best, You say
it best, You say it bestwhen you say nothing at all. Happy

(54:36):
anniversary, my love. Beautiful words, I know. Thank you, yeah,
thank you. They call that streamof consciousness just beautiful. Thank you
very much for saying that. It'svery nice to you. The music is
very nice too. I don't knowif we needed that music. But pretty
much, I'm playing the piano.Sean's on strings. You're gonna help out?

(55:04):
What are you doing? Oh,I'm playing the bass. There's no
base in this. I love you, Leilani, Happy anniversary. I'll see
you tonight. Jill's got the entertainmentheadlines coming up. Melrose Place is getting

(55:24):
rebooted again, but this time withsome of the original stars. I'll tell
you all about it at night.Fifty who always flirts with your significant other?
I have a story about my parents. My mom went to a party.
My dad worked for the Lapde forthirty years, and my mom went
with him to a party with allkind of other detectives there as well,

(55:44):
and all of the female detectives werecalling my dad poppichulo. Really yes,
And my mom was like, oh, is this a thing? Sure enough?
And what's a meaning? Because Idon't come from an Hispanic background.
Can you tell me what I hate? Puppy Chulo? What that means?
Jill? In your words? Well, the direct translation is pip daddy,

(56:06):
wow daddy, Okay, all right, y pimp daddy translation charming guy.
I guess Aulo. Can I seeyour pr twenty four are you Monadnox certified.
That's his nightstick. Nice like ahandsome, handsome guy. Uh huh.

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All the female detectives gone on,Poppy Chulo, Did your mom ask
him out all the overtime he'd beendoing lately? No? Eight six six
five four for texting three one ofour three Hello, good morning. Hi.
So you're telling me and you wantto be anonymous? Okay, yeah,
somebody's always flirting with your guy.Talk to me about this. It's

(56:50):
true. So my son started kindergartenthis year, and there's a particular mom
who's very interested in talking to myhusband often at school. Then she usually
plays dumb and like kind of introducesherself again and again as though like we
haven't met her a bunch of times, and she'll always like gently put her
hand on his shoulder, just justkind of like strange things. I catch

(57:12):
her looking a lot. It's justvery interesting. It's interesting because her husband
is the vice principal and like everyone'sfavorite teacher. So really it's just like
a strange situation to me. Yeah. Yeah. Also, in the world
of anonymity, you're giving out alot of details. Does your husband enjoy
the attention? He does? Andhe doesn't. Yeah, you know,

(57:34):
we've been together since I was fourteen, and so it's like he has experienced
this a lot during our life,and so it's not unusual for me to
experience this with him. But he'sjust very outgoing and friendly, and people
misread that. I think, Oh, they think that he's making overtures and
he's not. He's just a charismaticindividual, right, Yeah, Yeah,
he's like that, you know thatkid in high school. Everyone loves popular

(57:55):
and I'm a quiet kid who didn'ttalk to anyone, and it's just been
the sop for our whole life.But you feel like this particular lady,
this mom at school, she's alittle touchy feely, a little rub on
the shoulder, rub on the back, how are you nice to see you
type thing. Yeah, yeah,just a little too much sometimes. Yeah,
it doesn't seem like it happens witheveryone else, so it's just,
yeah, it's definitely her. Isanybody flirting with you at all? Oh?

(58:15):
No, no, why not?I think I've told my husband for
I rocked the RBF a lot.Like my face doesn't even inviting. Oh
yeah, I know stands for okay. Yeah, yeah, but even though
the face may not be inviting.I think that laughter, that little lilt
of a mommy's laughter that you haveright now, thank you, I think

(58:38):
that can be very inviting. Iappreciate that well, and I want to
continue to be anonymous. W Mythree year old is losing his mind.
He really wants to be hide toValentine. Can he do that real quick?
Yes? Absolutely? Hi? What'syour mommy's name? You have a

(59:02):
great day? Okay, right,Why does nobody want to say their name?
Nobody wants to say their name.Okay, so you're anonymous. Talk
to you about your significant other andeverybody flirting with him? Go ahead.
Oh my goodness, my very closestfriends so much so that we went to

(59:24):
a big gala party and everyone gota picture with my husband except me.
No, no, my gosh.I mean it's constant. I'm always telling
my kids when these cast roll bettiesshow up after I die, they need
to go away. When these castrolebetties show up, so you pass away
and they all come to the house, I've got to as exactly exactly they're

(59:49):
gonna lie up. Oh my goodness. Yeah, so yeah, it happens,
and it's it's uncomfortable. We traveltogether and they're always like, oh
o, I'm not bitter. I'mnot bitter. No, it's not coming
across. But you've got a greatlooking guy. I'm sure you're wonderful yourself.
We're happily married twenty two years,lovely. Does he embrace the attention

(01:00:12):
though? What does he feel like? He feels awkward? Does he yet?
Yeah, he feels very awkward.It's like, okay, you know,
like when we're back in our roomor whatever, he's like, it's
I didn't do anything, and I'mlike, I know, I see it.
I know I know. And it'seven though he didn't do anything,
more than likely at some point,you've still taken that out on him,
right. I try not to,but I'm like, yeah, a little

(01:00:35):
undercoat, right exactly? Do youever bring it up to your friends,
like even in a joking way oflike, okay, guys, that's enough
flirting or whatever. They bring itup themselves. They're like, ooh,
when your kids turn eighteen, we'regonna line up, we're taking him.
I'm like, what what, Ohmy gosh, very blatant. Wow,
very blatant. Well, okay,what about your friend's husbands, what do

(01:00:58):
they look like? Well, Iwouldn't trade mine. Yeah, you're about
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That's all we know so far.We don't know when it's going to
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online survey that has questions like howthey first heard about Eminem, if they

(01:02:07):
consider themselves a stand, if theycollect his merchandise, or maybe even write
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(01:02:28):
much. Is eight fifty two.It's one of four three MIFM. This
is Valentine in the Morning. MyCoachella outfit when I'm wearing for day one
is up right now. If youguys want to do a fit check visually
by checking me out, feel free. It's got Valentine in the Morning.
Jill Aprusa. Yeah, it's unlikeanything I've ever seen you wear before.
Thank you, and I like it. Yeah, thank you very much.
Good looks really good. Moorston.I should add it into my rotation of

(01:02:49):
wardrobe here at work. Oh sure, yeah, you could see me cople
the worklate. This you did today? Yeah, but it was for Coachella,
John. I like the shirt.Maybe the shorts not every day,
Oh like festival shorts. They're short, They're breezy. They're great to be
on the sun and the desert hereat work. The shirt's cool, but
I would well the shorts festival whatever, it's like a festivus for the rest

(01:03:10):
of us. That's what I'm giving. You can't argue that looks good.
Thank you. You can see itat Valence in the morning. Some people
asking does my wife approve of it? Well, you are my fine,
I think you know the answer topeople. I'm looking at my outfit for

(01:03:37):
Coachella. I feel like I'm thewhite Bruno Mars. Do I look like
that? Like you can see himwearing the south right on stage right something.
Understand what you're saying. Yes,that's me, man, right,
he's right now. God, whoelse is a DJ Khalighar's outfits like this?

(01:04:01):
Yeah that's true? Right, yeah, yeah, second, that's right.
Check it out, baby, addValentine in the morning. See the
white Bruno Mars right now while supplieslast. Hey, you go to the
Coachella, do reach out so wecan hook up, catch up, meet

(01:04:24):
up, meat up. All right, here's Taylor, one of four three
mile fam is Valentine in the morning. It is nine twenty one. We'll
have our podcast up today after weget off the air. What do we
call this podcast? John Valentine Overtime? All right, who's in charge of
the podcast? John, Yeah boy? John Camucci? Yep, boy,

(01:04:45):
yeah boy. John Camucci runs apodcast. John. Anything that you can
kind of tease us with on thepodcast today? Yeah, I have some
coachell the questions for you that wedidn't get to on the air, okay.
And I also kind of want toask about your anniversary. Okay.
We're being honest, six years marriedto my beautiful wife. So we'll be
talking about that in the podcast.We tape that after we get off the
air, and then it's up withinan hour so usually right, So if

(01:05:08):
you were into that Valentine in theMorning, well extra something for you,
make sure you check out the freeiHeartRadio app and search for that. That's
right, Valentine Overtime. It'll popright up. Adele into the bridge.
Hi, what a four to three? My family, It is Valentine in
the Morning. We found Adele listento our show. We made a video

(01:05:29):
for her. Not comment from heryet she had a switch stations. God,
I hope not. No. We'reso excited that she listens came out
too strong. It's like I puton axe body spray all over the radio.
Too strong. I'm sorry anymore.Like that's it we know now.
But my fear is like she wasn'tlistening to day that we said hi to
her, you know, like maybeshe was out of town, or maybe

(01:05:50):
something was going on, or shejust missed it. And her and a
kid at running late for school.Yeah, because I guess she listens when
she drops her son off at schoolor something. So how long do we
keep saying hi to? Well?I thought what we could do is,
you know how it goes, you'relistening to one of four to three MIFM
Valentine in the morning. There's allthose things that you hear in a radio
station now and then, so Ithought, maybe we have them do something

(01:06:12):
that says, adele, you're listeningto Valentine in the morning three, and
we don't say it was like runthose you know, we're not saying it.
So that's good. We're so pathetic. But what do you feel the
same though, I mean, like, yeah, honestly, like your job,
whatever you do, whether you workin medical billing or you work in
healthcare, or you're a teacher,or you know, grabbing somebody's order at
Chipotle, whatever it is. Wouldn'tyou freak out if Adele came into your

(01:06:32):
business or you found out that Adeleused your business or something. I mean,
that would send you over the edge. You'd be telling everybody you know,
yes, and that's what we're doing. But we must stop now because
we're coming on like two bottles ofaxe body spread. Brian, what are
you doing today? Running out?Yeah, I gotta go early. My
son is sick. I sorry tohear that, Maddox Maddix. Yes,
I got a call from the schoolnurse and I got a rush out.

(01:06:56):
The school nurse, by the way, very funny in certain respects, Like
she had a script I think infront of her because she read it like
this is sounds of the schirl nurse. I'm calling from the front office at
SO and says school. I'm lookingfor SO and so I'm calling it out.
So it was like, I getit. I know who you are.
Like if somebody goes Hey' school nursefor your kid's school, Max is
sick, call me. And thenshe said if you don't answer when I
call next, I'm calling the mother. Like so he's in trouble if he

(01:07:19):
doesn't answer the phone. No,I don't do that. I would be
calling the mother. If you don'tpick up this child, don't tell mother,
not it's mother coming to you beforemom. That's interesting they always do,
I think because they know she's sofar away. Oh, is that
what it is? Okay? Ithink that they know she is like performing

(01:07:42):
scars. Oh, but you knowwhat it's like the Nate Bargetti bit the
comedian. Have you seen this bit? I don't think so. Oh,
this is so good. They callhim and they're talking to him about the
kid, and they're like wondering whereshe is. She missed a bus or
something like that, and they it'slike you, you thought I would be
much more responsible than the mother.You called me first, Like I barely
know where the kid goes to school. So that's why. That's why she
was saying the name of the schooland everything else in there, just in

(01:08:04):
case you forgot your namous and thisis the school. He goes to the
address where we're located. Is we'llget out of here, go pick them
up. Bud one four three.My sm Entertainment headlines the iconic cheerleading movie
Bringing on turns twenty five next year, and its star Kirsten Dunst is just

(01:08:25):
as surprised as you are that BringingOn with such a huge hit. She
was on Good Morning America talking abouther new film, Alex Garland's Civil War,
and they brought up the possibility ofa Bringing On reunion for another film,
and she says, of course shewould do it, but it would
have to be a good script,because those things can be sad sometimes if
they're not good. And Civil Waris a new epic thriller from filmmaker Alex

(01:08:47):
Garland about a dystopian future America wherea team of military embedded journalists race against
time to reach Washington, d C. Before the White House is invaded.
This looks so good. No Isaw the preview, knows that watching a
movie the other day. It looksgreat, it looks scary, it looks
amazing. It's like California and Texasor the Western States and here they come
these battles and everything. Oh mygod. It's starring Kirsten Dunce, Wagner

(01:09:10):
Moore from Narco's Nick Offerman for theLast of Us, Kaylee Speeney from Dev's,
and Jesse Clemons from Killers of theFlower Moon and LeVar Burton. He
was in the running to host Jeopardyand he did not get that job.
But he's got a new job now, coyn to Variety he is going to
officially be the host of Trivial Pursuitand they have locked him in to host.

(01:09:32):
He's been in negotiations for a whilenow, but now it's a sure
thing. I'm Jill with there'tamn headlines. What a sort of game show?
I want to do a game showwhere it's all the games who played his
kids? Like a massive, bigboard of operation. Oh, okay,
pull this stuff out. He's comingto it, right, the games have
played his kids? Yeah, andthen like Jenger or something like that,

(01:09:54):
the whole thing falls down on topof your head. Some guess who.
Yes, I love that. Wecan do this, all right, Come
on on, Ellen de generous,you can get behind this for us,
all right. Jill, thank youfor your show. John, thank you
for your show. Laura, thankyou for your show. Brian Burton,
thank you for your show. MichaelPaulman, New York City, Thank you
for your show. Russell Ford,thank you for your show. Thank you
for your show. Hey, howmuch longer? Do we have you?

(01:10:15):
When is Nancy back? I thinkMonday. Monday, so I'm just tomorrow.
A lot of people in the roomsaying they like you better than Nancy.
Oh boo, No, Nancy's fantastic. No, no one said that.
Actually, I gotcha.