I Don’t Want to Date You... But Can You Introduce Me to Your Hot Friend?

Today on Valentine in the Morning: Laura has strange experiences while working retail, Val looks like Morrissey, and our boss, John Peake, gets a new nickname!
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Episode Transcript

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It's the Valentine in the Morning replay. Welcome to the breakfast table a Valentine
in the Morning, I laughed heartily. Help it's respectful to say I love
you. The full show podcast startsright now, one of four to three.
My fam, It's Valentine in theMorning. I have a question for
Brian Burton Asho started the show today. Okay, and I believe it's time.
It is time, and it hasn'thappened yet. And I'm a little

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just made. It hasn't happened yet. Oh what could this be? What
are we missing in the studio?I know exactly what it is. Do
it? I'm so sorry that Like, how did you miss that? Well?
I was waiting for some other thingsto go up, like some other
decorations and stuff. It's so necessary. Do I have to be the one

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to do it? I'll do it. You'll do it. You know how
to do it? Do you havethe account? I do? Okay,
so you're logging in, I'm laggingand right which one are you using?
The birch of course? Okay?Do you know what's going on? How
do you not know what's going on? Guys logging into a website stand by,
but I was about November thirtieth.Yes, Oh, I forgot about
this so need Also, you knowwe don't have the tree up do the

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light up so well? Someone stoleour Christmas lights, which is crazy,
but we always have Oh my gosh, it still hasn't happened yet, it
hasn't. The birchwood fireplace, afireplace for your home, plays in the
background on Valentine in the morning andone of our big screen tvsy created by

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George Ford. Noa the volume.It's fine, it's just crackling. It's
beautiful. Starts as a small flame. I'm like the David Aptenberg radio.
So has this traditionally been like aNovember thirty thing. Yeah, it's always
happened like around Thanksgiving, right intothe holidays. You hear the crackling in
the background of the soft yet hardybirch wood as a flame starts to slowly,

(01:56):
slowly envelop the wood. The barkhas a sign of the times,
a bark for the ages from thewoods to your living room. No one
can hear the crackling, John,We can hear the room, and i't
think it's coming across the microphones.The coming au you think that's not coming.
I don't think it's coming across.All right. Well, your head

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is in the TV. That's notgoing to change the sound. All right,
let me listen a little bit.Let's get across a little bit.
Welcome to the warmth of the fire, the flame, long bin, the
steady hand of mankind, for comfort, for warmth, for cooking, for
the heart. The flame of Valentinein the morning burns brightly in your home

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this morning. I missed it.It'll be there every day from now on.
A bit loud. It's it's gettinghot here. One of four to
three, my vam. It isValentine in the morning. We have more
past is coming up for not smurryfarm today, not Merri farm. She

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was so much fun, you saidat the hotel that night. I am
yes, yes, gotcha, John, I am right, are you?
No? Oh no, I usuallydrive back. I've never stayed at the
hotel wait never never, never exhaustedon that right home. Uh yeah,
but it's fine. I don't stayto the very end usually. Let's Colin
has his buddies there, and Ithink he's not gonna be there this year.

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My son, he's got a soccercamp. He's going to be at.
So you guys are stuck with meand he won't be there. But
I know you're enough. Thanks less. You's like entire soccer team winner think
too. Yeah, I got afair stash of tickets. Nice, Now
you do too. I don't thinkI get as funny as you. Yeah,

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but you get a fair sash.I do get a fair sash stash
as big as your stash, Iwould imagine. So I don't think he's
there enough stash. I hope it'snot as big as your stash. Yeah,
because you've got a little seniority onhim. I wish I had more,
to be completely honest, Oh youneed extra tickets? Oh who do
you need to invite? Well?See what I'm out and about and I
meet listeners. Oh, just walkthe other way, and they ask,
can we go to notts? Iwas like, yeah, we'll stop doing

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that. I know I need tostop, but I've got like five four
packs that I've given away. Yeah. I always blow to my entire stash.
Yeah, well you can do itwith your one house because you have
so many people. Get in there, and then I tell everyone, Yeah,
invite everybody, invite your workers.I tell my mom invite all your
staff and then well why do youdo that? Oh wow, I just
I want to hook all of theclose people out. Where do you get
the tickets? Then it's just thestash that were allotted and that covers everybody.

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No, but I run through themvery fast. But then how do
you get tickets for the other people? I don't Mostly oh, you just
say, oh, so sorry,now I have no tickets for you.
Well mostly no. You go backand ask somebody back there and they give
you tickets sometime. Yeah, I'llgive a couple in there, you know.
Oh yeah, people who check thepeople in. No, you're doing
wikiwigs to aunt ep. I usedto run the ticket booths for this event

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back in my promotions days, soI know the trick that was. So
you guys are just giving away ticketsto whoever doing your own thing in the
side. Probably I'm not gonna admitor deny to any of that. But
real fans of my FM and Valentinewhen we get pushed to the side and
your friends, yeah, say,my friends are not real fans of Valentine
in the morning every morning, dude, I'm gonna guarantee your boys before you

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started on the show. Did notlisten to our show, but there were
future They are future fans. They'refans now, future fans. Are you
a future fan of Valentine in theMorning. Yeah, not quite there yet,
but hoping to be a future fan, still working at it. How
are you, Brian? I'm feelinggreat, man, My man, I
think I'm gonna bring my kids tonuts for the first time. Had they

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never come before they were I thoughtthey had to get up early for school
this year, no rules. Havea great night out, right, yeah,
man? And it's got enough stufffor little kids, right, Oh
yeah, camp stoopid for sure.Oh yeah, bring the kids, man,
then of course, have your wifetake care of them, and I'll
meet you at the saloon. Seeyou there, brother man. Valentine in

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the Morning. Valentine in the Morning, one o four three nineties to now.
We have a very beautiful Brisbane biscuitwho works for us. Oh my
gosh, Laura is our Brisbane biscuit. What's wrong with that? Are doesn't
molle me? Okay? Well nowwait a minute. Doesn't bother you?
Or do you like it? Areyou you like it? I think it's

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great to Brisbane Biscuit. The alliteration. The BB's you know, and she's
from Brisbane, Australia. So theBrisbane Biscuit has a great story that should
not tell in the area. Yesterdaywe talked about the retail horror stories of
working retail at the holidays. Laurawas the only person besides me because I
was a ferry boy for Crosstown Ferry, besides me who really worked at the

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holidays like that. So she gota great story. The Brisbane Biscuit brings
it to the microphone. Next onValentine in the morning, one of four
to three, my family, It'sValentine in the morning. Laura's parents listened
on the iHeartRadio app in Australia andher sister listens over there, and her
friend Annabelle listens over there, andwe love that. So good morning to
them. Hi everyone, mom anddad. If you're doing well, I'm

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doing good, Help me healthy.Your Brisbane Biscuit's doing Okay, that's correct.
Now what's the story you have totell? So in Australia at the
holiday time, we have our shopsopen twenty four to seven. You can
go to the mall every hour ofthe day you want. I'm correct,
and I would always be stationed fromthe midnight to six a m. Shift

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always because apparently I had high energyat that time. I don't know what
that meant whatever, But the peopleyou would see that would shop in those
hours was very interesting. People wouldbring sleeping bags in and sleep in the
mall and do little shifts, sosleep for three hours, then they'd go
shopping, then they'd come back exactlyright. But it was so fascinating to
see what people bought as well,because I was under the assumption that's when

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people would go and buy things.It maybe they didn't want people in the
normal hours of the day. Naughty. Well you could say that what type
of wall are you're working at?Something that might have been at Spencer's Gifts
back in the day. Correct Or. I was thinking more under the line
of maybe they were buying something fortheir mistress. Oh oh no, oh

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no, did you ever catch anyonefor real? Well interesting you say that,
John, because I worked in afemale retail store. Oh and it
was a bit of if you've seenlove, Actually we all know how that
plays out. Yeah, but youhave a few of those people saying I'm
buying something for someone special in mylife who I wanted to be discreet and
very interesting. What happens in thatthree am hour? M M So,

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guys dirt bags are coming in therebuying lingerie for their mistress, and then
they wanted you to wrap it upso it didn't look like it came from
a Victoriata or something like that.Definitely didn't say launder, right, But
we could go with that. Butanything what else? Could you buy anything?
Any gifts? Yeah, like retailstore, cloning bags, jewelry,
anything like that, and they wouldmake it very clear that it was not

(09:03):
for their wife. Oh so theyasked you then to wrap it so nobody
catches it. Everything like that.Did a lot of them paying cash or
pay your credit cards or a mixa mixture. But I just think it
was the timing of it all.Yeah, would be morning, right,
You don't want to bump into yourwife's friends. Correct. No, Look,
I saw Johnny buying a beautiful Lovatonpurse at three in the morning.
Why was he doing that? Ohcongrats, Susan, you're about to get

(09:24):
a Louvitan purst. I never gotit. At Christmas, I got a
Janus Joplin CD. Good job,I'm not a child. Good job reference,
Johnny, Get It in Love?Actually, I never seen the movie.
Okay, bring it up. I'mjust like, I'm just gonna politely

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let the conversation die out on itbecause I've just never seen it. Politely
let the conversation die out on itsown. John, Come on, it's
like a classic. I know everyonesays that every time I say I haven't
seen it, I've been seen classiclike Holiday Flick? Right? Have you
seen in the world of rock comps, have you seen Nodding Hill? No?

(10:09):
Good lord? Have you seen YouGot Male? Nope? Good lord,
No, I haven't seen. AndI love rom coms too, so
it's weird that I haven't seen them. But some of these classics I just
haven't. Have you seen what's theone with? Oh, there's a couple
of them, Harritt Sally? Ofcourse? What is the one where she's

(10:31):
uh, it's is it? It'snot recently, but it's Renees Elwiger,
Bridgie Jones Diary. Yes, thoseare good, all of those. No,
I haven't seen it. Have youseen Sweet Home Alabama? I don't
know if you're making this up,but no, have you seen The Holiday?
No? I only know that moviebecause of you. But I haven't

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seen it now my best friend's wedding, pretty woman, I'm in Oh,
we're back hooker towards the guy.Who is that? Who? I mean
the frat boys. We watched thatone Friday night. We thought it was
gonna be something else, But allright, did you guys catch how when
we said when Harry met Sally?He said, oh, yeah, Mike

(11:13):
wa Zowski, not Billy Crystal hischaracter, and yeah, yeah, I
honestly just saw that for the firsttime this Halloween. I was like doing
a craft project with my girlfriend andfor like the first ten minutes, I
was like, where do I knowthis voice? And I was like,
it's Mike was asking yeah, nevergrow up. Never planned to Valentine in
the Morning one four three Maya FMone O four three. My fam,

(11:39):
it is Valentine in the Morning.Guess when we reach out to be part
of the show Feel Free. We'vegot Jill's Gems coming up after six o'clock
this morning. Yes, it's abig weekend. Yes, I am crashing
at someone's date night on here.I don't have a date night, so
it's not me. Oh is yourdate night getting crashed? Yes? I

(12:00):
cannot wait. She crashes a lotof your stuff. She crashed the Disney
thing before, too right, shewas a welcomed guest, not crashing anything.
I am gonna be a third wheelthis weekend. Both. Oh.
I can't wait to find out whatthat is. After six o'clock? Would
I want to crash it? Yes? Or no? You might? Actually
you might, Jill, what doyou think? And by the way,

(12:22):
you can come you might? Yeah, I could see you wanted to come
to this all right. After sixo'clock we find out Valentine in the morning,
we one of four to three,my fam It's Valentine that morning.
Before we get the Jill's gems herein a second, i'd like to point
out we have a guest entering thestudio and I feel it's time to tell

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him his new nickname. No,no, we did not sign off on
this, so listen. You knowhow we have our consultant, Dennis.
Dennis has a self proclaimed nickname forhimself. He does. Dennis calls himself
Grandma, bless you, calls himselfgrandma bless you again, bless you again,

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thank you, and he'd like Grandma'shere. Hi, everybody, how
we doing? You're feeling good?Kids? Everyone happy. Grandma's here and
he calls himself grandma and that's justthis thing. So we call him grandma
and it's fun. Everybody likes.Everyone's cool with it. We would like
to start calling you now, Waita minute, you don't know what it's
not bad. It's not bad,demeaning, disrespectful, mean spirited. Oh

(13:26):
I'm not gonna like it. Thenthat's very funny. Brian came up with
us, I think he actually did. Could we start calling you Auntie P
like Auntie Peek? Really think so? Sure? Yeah, this doesn't have
to necessarily be on the airboat.Can we can find in the back room?
Like, oh, Auntie P toldme we got to go to this

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event again. Oh, look out, here comes aunt Tip all right on
the here. It doesn't have tobe John's on fire this week man.
Johns literally sharp as a tack,Auntip coming through. Well, thank you
for that, thank you. Allright, let's move on to Jill's gems.

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Okay, so there's a lot goingon this weekend, but first and
foremost, this is the the datethat I'm crashing. Okay, tomorrow,
well actually really tonight, at midnight, Beyonce's concert film comes out Renaissance,
a film by Beyonce. Oh gottenyou guys thought i'd want to go to
that? No, I think Beyonceis great. Just I don't think I'm

(14:31):
gonna go out at midnight to watcha We're going Saturday, and I picked
you get a good snooze there.No, you're not gonna be sleeping.
You might be dancing. I sleptthrough where I carried the hollow bowl.
Yikes, so did my son andhis buddy Tyler. My sister and I

(14:52):
were joining Brian and his wife Kylato see this film. My sister cannot,
she can't go anymore, so wehave an extra ticket. Okay,
if you'd like to. I'm sorry, I'm you know, I'm spending time
with my wife. I'm sorry tohave your wife. What a vague non
answer? Who's totally non vague?Fine, it's my wife. I'm spending
time with her. What's vague aboutthat? No plans? I'm got soccer.

(15:15):
All right. Here's what else isgoing on this weekend. Beautiful the
Carrol King Musical. It has afew shows left now through Sunday at Lamarade
Theater for the Performing Arts. Alot going on on Saturday, first at
Toyota Arena in Ontario. It's TransSiberian Orchestra. They've got two shows.
Stevie Nicks is going to be atthe Kia Forum and then there's Festival of

(15:37):
Carol's happening at Walt Disney Concert HallSaturday as well, and then Sunday you
can see the Nutcracker by the LosAngeles Ballet at Pasadena Convention Center. There's
a lot more going on as well. We'll put it all at one O
four three mi fim dot com slashValentine. You're a Christmas fan, Who
do you think wins in a streetfight? Trans Siberian Orchestra or Manheim Steamroller?
Who wins that fight? Right?Think about that Vanheim Jill's got the

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entertainment headlines coming off. If you'rea fan of Sex in the City and
a fan of dating shows, there'sa new show that you're gonna love.
Tell you all about it coming upat six fifty. You do know what
got me with that show? Likeall the time, and I didn't watch
it, but I know how popularit was, and I would have watched
it every now and then with mywife. Okay, I think I watched
some of the movies too. Icould never remember if it was Sex and

(16:22):
the City or Sex in the City. I get so confused still to this
day, and I'm a big fanof the show, and I'll be saying
to myself, is it Sex andthe City or Sex and the City?
Like I forget right? Yes?Is it? And and Okay, so
sex and the City? But theyhad a lot in the city. Yes,
that's one way to remember it.A new mnemonic device. Let's say
good morning to our first contestant fortoday's dumb gain. Good morning, Cynthia.

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Good morning, Hi Cynthia, let'smeet You're contestant going against you.
Good morning, Matthew and Santa Monica. What's up, Matthew, Good morning
everyone, Welcome to Valeghoris. Nowto explain it, John Kimuci, alright,
so we got two teams. Wegot Team Jet Bell and Team Jill.
We're gonna go down to each ofyou and we're gonna give you a
category and a letter, and yougotta name something that fits in that category

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that starts with that letter. John, could we have an example, please?
Sure? Like things you like todo that's start with the letter T.
Touch. Oh okay, let's playtoday's dunk game. We're gonna start
with team Jill and Cynthia, youare representing team Jill. All right.

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Annoying things that men do that beginswith the letter B like bob. But
it's a point for you. Okay, let the point out that women do
that too. All right, Matthew, here we go, buy you and
me, here we go. Letspin that wheel. Okay. Oh,

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something you shouldn't do during a zoommeeting starts with a letter T, as
in Tom toots. Correct, Rememberthe T I said earlier, that word
that I had said. That's anotherone that never never during a meeting,

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Cynthia. Another word for but thatbegins the letter R like Roger rear end.
That's a point for you. Goodjob spin that weird please, all
right, Matthew, all right,famous rappers that start with the letter D

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as in Delta. I'm going tosay doctor dre, which is a double
D. Well, give him anotherone for double D all right, Cynthia.
Something you would not want to stepon that begins with the letter D
like David. Good one, oh, Matthew. Something you would not want

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to receive. You would not wantto receive as a Christmas present. That
starts at the letter S. Isn'tSam a snake? Okay? A snake
is good? Well, Cynthia ananimal you could take in a fight that

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begins with the letter F, likeFrank a fish. Okay, I would
say that depends on the fish.I've never seen Cynthia fight, but I
don't know. And then who's gothome field? That's the thing, right,
who's got home court? All right, here we go, Matthew.

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Something you would not do in abig group. Something you would not oh
something sorry, something you would doin a big group. Something you would
do in a big group that startsthe letter P, as in Paul.
I would play piano, because Ido play piano. Okay, all right,

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yeah, I mean yeah, Cynthia. Something you should do before you
get married that begins with the letterS, like Sam, your apartment,
Oh my goodness, what did whatdid you say? What did you say?

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Though? Sell your apartment, Sellyour apartment? Sell your apartments is
tough? Anyway? Did you buzzher? You, Brian? I believe
she got buzzed. Oh boy,okay, I was gonna go with shave.
Oh yeah, sign a prenup.All right, listen, you guys
are tied right now, Matthew,you can actually win right now in this

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one. A person you would notwant to see naked. That starts.
Let her be as a boy whoI only like him in those overalls.
Sure whatever. You're very fast inthat buzzer over there by the way.

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Listen, I said you were fast. It seemed like you were fast on
both they and it worked out tothe I don't know if you do flat
Tyrann, he's gonna stop. Watchon. You need somebody to watch out,
you know what. I think theyboth did so well that they should
both go. That's my opinion.I love that. Here comes Brian Burden.
It's the spirit of giving. Thespirit of giving dies you both win.

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Congratulations, it's the spirit of Christmas. Christmas Angel got her. Oh
my god, you guys are allsaid congratulations. And if you see us

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at not you just have to yellBob's big boy, and we'll remember big
boy. You got a yell boye boy at Notts. That's not gonna
get a few loves. Last yearI got his roommate pulling his pants down,
showing me his tattoo. He trustedto do it. That yeah,
in the middle of not So Ithink we were in the VIP section of
this Well, lucky all the VIPs. I've come to this corner. You

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got this guy yelled up? Iwas big bar. What is going on?
Hey? What Matthew? Are youat your house right now? Are
you near that piano of yours?I am at the piano. Would you
give us a little taste of amorning interlude? Let me see, let
me I gotta I gotta plug itin. Oh, it's a keyboard.
It's a keyboard. It's a keyboard. Yeah, we're gonna wait for you

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because I think it's gonna be great. I'm gonna John Camucci has a been
a tickler of the ibis as well. Quite good. Let's see, Johnny,
how long have you played since Iwas a kid? I took last
year for probably like eight years andthen just played for myself. That's quite
good. Oh fantastic. All right, here's here we go, Here we
go, Here you go. Thatwas something that was very and what was

(23:22):
what's that song called big Boy?That's called the quarter Pound of a Cheese.
Okay, it's so weird. Sorryabout this, Cynthia, hang out.
We get everybody's information. Okay,guys, got job Julia ayaes tonight
it is one O Force read myFM, one of four three my family.

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It is Valentine in the morning.It is six forty three, sitting
here talking about this place I lookedat yesterday for my mom, a assistant
living and then they have memory careafter that and stuff. And I'm checking
out it seems like a nice place. And there's a couple plays on checking
out this place I think was calledmetow Brook out by me, and there's
a Sunrise place out by me,and trying to find the right one for
my mom if she comes out tolive in California. And then John,

(24:10):
I'm opening up, like really likeopening up about like my mom and how
much I love her and how muchI wanted to be cared for, and
how much is struggle things like laidon said Alzheimer's can be and stuff.
And John goes, man, watchout a lot of STDs at those old
places. Men. What well,I asked, if you looked if some
of the older gentlemen there were attractive, That's something I'd probably look into for

(24:30):
my mom, you know. Iwanted to flirt it up. And then
he tells me how they have alot of problems with diseases and stuff like
that. Yeah, and Laura jumpsin, she goes good thing, they
gets and locks those doors. Ilive near one, and people were roaming
the streets. None of this washelping in this moment where there's a little
bit of a tear in my eye. It's kind of opening up to my
friends. And Jill's there for me, and these two are like, oh

(24:51):
yeah, dude, look out.She'd go chasing dudes down the hole.
Better locked out door. Laura tolda story about pants and scissors and it
no, no, there was alot of fun. Yeah, a lot
going on. But two friends abovethe frayn two friends, Jill and Brian.
Yeah, always to be here.Brian might have been doing something else
at the time, not paying attention. I was fully locked in. Thank

(25:12):
you, my friend, Thank youall right. It's one of four three
miff It's valenced in the morning,coming off our Battle of Sex. Is
you guys want to play? Itis eight sixty six fy four four MIFM,
And thank you, honestly, thankyou for spending time with us.
I know there's a lot of radiostations out there. I don't know how
many people come on the air andI'm not saying we're different disrespect, but
actually give you an honest thank youfor spending any of your valuable time with

(25:33):
us and myself Jill John with hiswarnings of old folks homes and Laura and
Brian, we appreciate that, sothank you very much. One O four
three MYFM. Here's what's coming upin entertainment headlines. The director of Love
actually admits there is one scene inthat film that he says is a bit
weird and now we live in adifferent world. I'll explain the scene,

(25:56):
you know it coming up after trafficks. One O fourth my FM. Entertainment
Headlines. Kariety has confirmed that anew dating show is in the works,
and it's based on the Sex andthe City book by Candace Bushnell. It's
going to follow four friends in theirfifties, it says quote, as they
navigate the immersive dating experience in alove do over where they trade in their

(26:19):
busy city lives for a dating utopia. And these four women are going to
live together in this cozy country chateauand they're gonna have their pick of different
men in every episode. So thefirst episode might be like younger guys the
next episode might be older guys,but by the end they're hoping that they
will find love in this show andlove. Actually the director of this movie

(26:44):
that a lot of people love andlove watching it around this time. He
says that there's definitely a weird scenethat he looks back at and thinks,
like, man, that was adifferent time when we film that. He
said, this was a movie thatyou walked or you look back ten or
twenty years later and say, wow, he really live in a different world.
He's talking about the scene where AndrewLincoln shows up with the signs for

(27:06):
Kiera Knightley. So he's basically showingup at his best friend's house to tell
his best friend's wife that he isin love with her. And he was
saying, it's a little stockrish anda little weird, and nowadays, I
don't think he would have put thatscene, particularly in this movie. Yeah,
I remember the scene. He's gotthe words right there, and he's
got the music playing like this carolersor something like that, right he tells
her. Yeah, I think she'sa little bit into it. Didn't she

(27:30):
kiss him or something? I believeon the cheek. I believe it was
close he was very close to thoselips. I'm not sure. I know
I would be a little freaked outand call my husband best friend's girl though
in the movie, yeah, yep, she had. She had feelings for
him as a person too, maybenot in that way. She really cared
for him, yes, so shewas understanding that he cared for her,

(27:52):
and he just wanted to say it. I don't think in that scene,
I think it's okay. I don'tthink he was saying, come with me,
dump the guy in the living room, sit on the catach. I
think he just wanted to say,this is how we feel to me,
you are perfect. It was oneof the sciens. I think he was
showing who his best friends interesting,I'm chilling with there and David headlines.
Then she shut the door and thatman walked down a cold and lonely street

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looking for Hugh Grant. Six.It is one of four to three my
fam The Battle of Sex is comingup. He asble to play call us
right now eight sixty six five fourfour my FM. One of four three
my family. It is Valentine inthe morning. Thank you for waking up
turning this show today. Appreciate thatBattle of Sex is coming up today also
a ton of passes forronounce Marie Farman'sa private party. We're taking over the

(28:36):
park. You get a chance tocome in with your friends and family and
how nice to be just an elitist, just be the top dog. You
know. We see them on TVall the time, right, the rich
people, the people they get whatthey want, from the Kardashians to the
Whoever's I was gonna say name,but they work for us, so whoever,
right, And they live their bestlife and they're flying on on Pj's.
You know what PJ is is privatejet, that life, and we

(29:00):
just want that life, just totaste, just to smitch, just a
morsel. Yeah, you get itat nos Marie Farm because everybody has to
get out and the gates open foryou and your family, just a few
more of our friends and then it'sa private, private time and you know
what, you deserve it, Wedeserve it. Let's storm the castle walls,

(29:22):
all right, so your chance towin. That's happening all day to
day with one of four to threemy fan, it's Valentin in the morning,
one of four to three my family, it is Valentine in the morning.
It is seven O seven. Ihope you get a nice hot cup
of coffee in front of you,or cocoa or protein smoothie or whatever it
does you do in the morning.I'm gonna take a sip of mine,
as I portray a live in themoment radio show. Right, this is

(29:52):
Laura's Creamer's good? What kind ofcreamer is it? What kind of creamer
is a Laura? Oh, caramelmachiato, he said with a brisbane accident
from the couch. It's like aCamona. I love that we have our
own creamers in there, like everybodyis too much, guys, we really
got it now. But there's likeeight creamers in there because every one has
different creamer. And then possible andthen Brian goes, oh, you took

(30:15):
your blood because I'm a man exactly. The rest of you couldn't ride the
open range. If you start tryingit black bloud creamer, you will enjoy
the taste of coffee even more.Coming up later on this hour, what
celebrity do you look like? Maybepeople tell you this, maybe you see
it when you look in the mirror. People have always told me over the
years they look like Morrissey. Yes, I don't listen to Morrissey's music.

(30:36):
I don't know Morrissey. Morris He'snot my dad, but apparently I look
like Morrison. I feel like youdo. Thank you, thank you,
three one oh four three. Ican tell Kloyk Kardashian a lot olia styles
really things I hate about you.It's very attractive. Women there. Thank
you so much. And I gotMorrissey. Is he Have you seen him
lately? You have? Yes?Really, Yes, there's a lot of

(30:59):
us on the end of the Yes. Last year you saw him when he
came out on stage and he performedlike two songs and then left him.
Yes, he was too cold.He was too cold. He left the
city. So that's the guy Ilooked like. The guy goes it's a
bit too cold to go back.Bye, folks. Enjoy the show,
John, Who do people say youlook like? I have? Actually,
Chad Kroeger from Nickelback tell me Ilook like Joey from Friends. It was

(31:22):
like the first thing he said tome. Okay, guys, yes,
it's like a skinnier version of Joeyfrom Friends. I get that all the
time, A skinnier version of him. Okay, what about you there,
Brian, I don't know if thiscounts, but when Lord of the Rings
was popular, I was told thatI looked like not a column. How
dare you? Several people, thekids mostly would come up and say,

(31:42):
oh, look a hobbit. Ohmy gosh. They did not look at
your feet, because you gotta bigfeet to be a hobbit, don't you.
Yes, that is fair enough.It is a battle of the sexes
reps in the man's name is Edgar. He lives in Coasta, Mesa,
works as a tax accountant, andenjoys going to Dodger games. What up,
Edling? I hope I'm representing theladies. Her name is Diana.

(32:08):
He's from Lahabra. She works asa social worker and enjoys reading. Let's
hear it for Diana. What's tough, Diana morning? Here's that work,
Sanna. I'm gonna ask you afew questions, Edgar. Jill's gonna be
asking you the questions. Best ata three winstill tide and regulation, we
get to announce a tough tie breakerquestion. Let me start with the ladies
on the Mandalorian. What is babyYoda's real name? Uh? Yoda?

(32:39):
No gro good idea? Edgar?What after stars? In both the last
of us and the Mandalorian. Oh, yes, that's right. What does
w w W stand for in awebsite browser? World wide Web? That

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is correct? Edgar? What didthe a's stand for in triple A?
I don't know that. I don'tknow how fine. American Automobile Association?
Oh is it really? Yeah?I thought it was like the Automobile Association
of America. So that would havehad it wrong too. Oh yeah,
that would work. He still work, but would have been wrong. Current

(33:27):
score is one to one. Whatgeometric shape is generally used for stop signs?
Octagon? That's correct? And Edgar? What geometric shape has five sides?
Kentagont. Good job, guys.Let's go to a not so tough
tiebreaker question. Holler at your namefor here the answer your name will be

(33:49):
your buzzer. Wait until Brian Burtonfinishes asking the question before you buzz in.
What is the best concert venue insouthern California? Edgar was first.
We would just say that all forthat. How weird you were? Yeah,
we're just talking about that. Thosesteps down I always fall down those

(34:09):
steps to the bathrooms sound Oh whateverabout the sound, but those steps to
the bathrooms I feel like it's adungeon. Go to those bathrooms. Well,
you maybe had too many adult beveragesif you're falling down the stairs.
Mm hmmm. Fellas Battle of SexistChampionship certificate congratulations posted in soulcios the hashtag

(34:32):
balance in the Morning. You sharethat with pride. Okay, Oh,
thank you, thank you very much. I appreciate it. Also got a
family four pack of tickets to oneof four three mith Vans private holiday party
at Knot's Mary Farm. You're going. Oh that's gree man. Thank you
very much, appreciate it. Congrats, It's gonna be so good info and
bonus chances for anybody else one offour to three minths in that comm slash
party. Well, listen, Diana, as you exit the stage, this

(34:52):
moment is entirely yours. You takeit away. Thank you guys for letting
me play. I hope you guyshave a great day you too, Thanks
very much. Fall You need toknow right now seven twenty it's Valentine in
the morning. This is one offour three Mi fam Yesterday, officials in
Orange County announced the creation of anew Hall of Fame. Some of the
people being ducted into the Orange CountyHall of Fame include Kobe Bryant, Went

(35:15):
Stefani, Tiger Woods, and WaltDisney. Every year, especially Committee with
vote a new list of nominees.To qualify, each nominee must have lived
in Orange County for a minimum often years, John, and I got
that under my bell as always.Next year, Yeah, they said,
next year, lookout for the list. That's what they said. Look out
for the list. They told me. I didn't say beyond it, but

(35:35):
they said look out. This week, public hearings are being held to discuss
a plan to build a gondola thatwould carry people from downtown LA to Dodger
Stadium. Plans been into work foryears, but it's put in a whole
a part because people who live nearwhere the gondola were built, they've been
protesting. They don't want it.If built, gondola could carry up to
five thousand people an hour each directionon game days. Nearby residents are worried
about traffic, congestion, privacy andfalling things. Yep, that would do

(35:59):
it. No one to do it, John, can what you get the
sports, Well, we've gave somelove to the women's USC basketball team that
it's time to give some love tothe men too. They got a good
program all around there. The Trojansjust beat Eastern Washington yesterday one hundred and
six to seventy eight. A littlebit after halftime, Brownie James appeared on
the bench. He was there fora little bit, but unlike last week,
he didn't do any of the pregameshooting. So it's still kind of
unclear. One's gonna make his debutback with the team, but not as

(36:21):
of yet. Who do people sayyou look like? And be honest to
text into three one oh four three, don't be like, oh brudo,
who do you think you look like? What? Star? Who's your doppel
ganger? So to speak? Laurasays, we each have six doppelgangers in
the world, genetically, six peoplethat will look like us across his planet
at any even time. It's soweird to think about. Yeah, people

(36:44):
tell me that Morrissey looks like me? Textan right now three one oh four
three seven twenty three. It isone of four to three my fem it's
Falonsa in the morning eight sixty sixtyfive four to four fem tex in three
one four three. Let us knowwhat celebrity people say you look like good
morning, anonymous. How are youhi? Good morning? Why do you

(37:07):
want to be anonymous for us?All? Well? Because because because because,
I mean, I understand you currentlywork for a KISSFM and in your
anonymity that you listen to our show. Okay, So anonymous, what celebrity
do you look like? Okay?So I was told I look like Jennifer
love Hewett. Oh nice, interestinglyenough, yes, absolutely beautiful. But

(37:32):
it's not something I've been told allmy life. Uh huh. It's just
The interesting story behind that is thatI was an extra on Man on the
Moon with Jim Carrey years ago,and so when we were doing our hair
and makeup, the hairdresser she keptlooking at me funny, and she's like,
you look familiar to me. HaveI worked on you before? And

(37:53):
you know, I was in myyoung twenties, never done extra work before,
So I'm like no, And thenshe said, she goes, you've
never doubled for Jennifer love Hewitt,and I said no, but wow,
that's a great compliment. And soI just I just kind of took that
and I thought, wow, that'syou know, that was pretty cool.
So you've been told you look likeJennifer Love hewittt twenty years ago. Yes,

(38:16):
got it? Do you still looklike her now? I mean probably
when I smile, I have asplint in my eye. Ah there it
is a little glint in the eyethere. It is Yeah, for someone
to recognize that and to think thatyou could be her photo double. I
thought she was gonna think she wasJenner for love here. Yeah, you
should have gone with it. Yeah, I just finished party five? What's

(38:37):
up are you? Anonymous? Sets? I don't know why you were afraid
to say your name. Obviously youpuly for somebody from in the industry,
so that's what it was. MoreFLATTERINGOD good for you. Well, listen,
you just came on a show whereyou have a fellow actor. Because
Jill was a childhood actor actor andvery very big in the industry. Perhaps

(38:57):
you might have bumped into her alongthe way. Perhaps you might have.
And I will say, congratulations,Jill, I'm so so happy for you.
Think and yes it's been It mademe cry. Oh, thank you,
I'm so happy for you. Congratulation, Thank you, Thanks Anonymous,
you take care, Thank you too. Bye bye bye, Javier, good

(39:22):
morning. How are you buddy,good morning, Well on yourself doing all
right? Who do people say youlook like Jonah Hill? Jonah Hill?
Okay, all right? Yeah.It depends on which of his movies though,
Like Super Bad, Wolf of WallStreet, especially when he's wearing glasses,
I look like him. But hislatest stuff where he has a speech
share, I don't look anything likehim anymore. Do you have the beard

(39:44):
and everything too? No? No, it has to have a he has
to have a clean shaven face,the curly hair. Have you ever been
mistaken for him? And people sayyou look like him? But I'd love
to meet a person gets mistaken forthat celebrity too. I was really mistaken,
but like it was the running jokein grade school, like you can
call me Jonah Hill, gotcha?And then now I teach now, so

(40:07):
sometimes I have students who are like, well, watch older movies. Yeah,
and they'll be like, hey,professor, you look like uh look
like Jonah Hill. Oh my god, I love how you had to work
that in. By the way,anybody else catch that? Yes, professor,
you look like Oh by the way, professor, Oh you worked that
in to let us know you're aprofessor, didn't you. Oh? Yeah,
of course, yeah, text Valentinein the morning three one oh four

(40:29):
three. I meant to Rodriguez atyour traffic on one o four three my
FM. He does anybody think youlook like somebody famous? Okay? So
I've had this a few times.I've had people tell me that I look
like I could be related to JackieChan, and I'm like, Okay,
I don't know how to take that, but then check this out. I've
done that celebrity look like app okay, and Jackie Chan has popped up at

(40:53):
Jackie comes up. When you celebritylook like app, that's funny. Okay,
have you done twenty three? Andme? Maybe you're related to the
or something I could be because Ido have I mean, I am part
Chinese. I think he's Chinese,so I don't know, and he hasn't
popped up, but maybe down theroad MEB all right, yeah, I
don't know how I take that either. Somebody says you look like yeah the
opposite sex too, I'm not sure. Huh, Well, thank you for

(41:16):
that. Seven thirty three The weatherToday, Part's got a cool and the
sixties scattered shower star out this afternoon, mostly in OC and England. Empire
no Rain Tomorrow, fifty two boilHids, Pitch five Vervie. You as
got the entertainment headlines coming up.You could make about twenty five hundred dollars
for eating like Buddy the Elf.I'll explain what that means. Coming up
A seven fifty famous people that youlook like. I think each and every

(41:38):
one of us has that doppel gangaround there. For me, it is
Morrissey. I look like him.He looks like me, and I was
never a fan of his music.Don't know much about the guy or anything
like that. Brian says he's gotsome questionable things as of late. They
got him in trouble in the backof the day. Great musician, back
myths and some of the solo stuffis great, but he has had some
questionable things recently. So now Idon't really want to be with him.

(42:00):
I wouldn't, right, Yeah,he's and then he also Yeah, he
went on stage here in southern Californiaand got chili and then left and that
was his show. So he wenton his own show and two songs he
goes, it's a bit code,I'm going home. He's known for that,
though he will cancel the shows atlike that like, he does not
care. I love this guy.Now I want to be this guy.

(42:22):
I want to walk into the room. Go AC's turned on a bit too
high. Guys going home? He'sgreat, right, he got do it
like that? All right? Guysgoing home? Bit chilli and here I
can't do it. But what aboutyou? You look in the mirror?
Do you see what other people see? Who do you look like? What
celeb do you look like? Eightsixty six five four four of my fam
texting three one oh four three andthose tickets for Notts Murray Farm coming up.

(42:45):
It's one o four three ff myfamily. It's Vallance in the morning,
Claudia. What celeb do you looklike? I've been told many times
ever since I was young, evennow, that I look like Kellye Corkson.
Oh nice, very cool. Yeah. I was even on her show

(43:07):
about two years ago, two threeyears ago. Everyone on. No,
I was just on her Christmas show. It was like a Christmas special,
okay, but everyone there I thoughtI was her sister. But why were
you on the show. Were youlike a guest in the audience or something,
or were you actually on the show. No, I was, I
was actually on the show. Likeshe had me like as a guest with
my husband as like a Christmas specialand like we did some shopping and stuff

(43:29):
like that. Good. Yeah,it was like three segments, two segments
that I was on with her.I got to meet her and she even
said, like, oh my god, we're so much alike. She called
me sister from another mister. Uhwell, let me hear you hit it
real quick, since you've been gone. Let me hear that right there,

(43:51):
exactly like her. Thanks, Claudia, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas. Why
hey, Lucy, good morning.How are you today? I'm good?
How are you doing good? You'reeleven years old? Yes? Who do
people tell you that you look like? Oh my friends in school? Taylor
Swift? Oh? Really? Andare you a performer? Do you sing?
Do you do any of that stuff? Do you write songs? I

(44:13):
sing, yes, but not inpublic? Okay, me too. Now
what would get you to sing inpublic? What do you think would get
you to be able to do that? Oh? I don't know. A
million dollars? Okay, well,we we went pretty high there. I
had four tickets to Notts Maury Farmin front of me twenty what's your favorite

(44:37):
tailor? Song probably picture to burn. Okay, if you sang five seconds
of that song, I would giveyour family tickets to Notts Marry Farm for
our private party. Oh my goodness, oh my goodness, just between us,
go ahead, tacos, Jock,you never me, Josh, I

(45:06):
don't remember the rest of that's okay. That's okay because you're being distracted by
the person behind you thinking it's theirmoment. Mom. We'd love to see
it. Not so if you guyswant to come, okay, okay,
thank you for singing. Oh andthen you can get your twenty from jail.
Yes, I'll make sure to haveit. One O four to three
my FM. Here's what's coming upin entertainment headlines. Timothy Shallow is starring

(45:32):
in the New Wonka movie. Sowas he influenced more by Gene Wilder or
Johnny Depp? Because remember he datedJohnny Depp's daughter for a while. Who
did he say he was influenced by? I'll tell you after traffic one O
four to three my FM. Entertainmentheadlines. Timothy Shalomy is starring in the
New Wonka movie, which is goingto be in theater's December fifteenth. So

(45:53):
was he influenced more by Gene Wilderor Johnny Depp. He was asked recently
in an interview, and this isa prequel, and he says he was
influenced more by Gene Wilders WILLI Wankain the Chocolate Factory, because that's the
movie he grew up on. Thenhe said Johnny Depp's version of Charlie the
Chocolate Factory. He said it cameout when he was about ten or eleven

(46:14):
and he thought it was very bold. And he also dated Johnny Depp's daughter,
Lily Rose Depp for a little bit, so I'm sure he knows Johnny
well. But he says this characterhe grew up on the Gene Wilder version.
And in the movie Elf starring WillFerrell, Buddy the Elf really loves
sugar. Do you like sugar?Huh? Is there sugar and syrup?
Yes? Then yes. So thereis a company celebrating the twentieth anniversary of

(46:38):
Elf by offering two thousand, fivehundred dollars for the best Buddy the Elf
inspired dish, so you could recreatehis spaghetti where he used a ton of
candy and maple syrup on it,or you could make your own dish and
submissions will be accepted until December eleventh. You can pin twenty five hundred bucks.

(46:58):
We'll put a link on our Instagramat Valentine the Morning in the story,
I'm Jill with your entertainment headline.It's been twenty years for Elf.
Twenty years. That's crazy. Yeah, I just saw a guy on Instagram.
It was a dad who dressed uplike Buddy the Elf, went to
the mall, did all those thingsthat Buddy did at the mall. He's
going up the escalator with one footlike really stretched out, and his kids
like, oh my god, don'tneed to. I was like, that

(47:20):
sounds like fun. We should doit. Happy news coming up. You
got and you reach out right now? Three one oh four three in the
Battle of Sexes after eight o'clock itis one of four three MIFM. Here's
your daily doshas happy news on Valentinein the Morning. My nine month old
daughter in the back decided to learnhow to clap all on her own and

(47:43):
it was the most adorable processing ever. Just to see babies discover news things
like their own hands is such amiracle. So how many kids do you
have? Christa two and we didinfertility treatments with both of them and got
them. So we're really they're ablessing it of itself. So whenever they
do something exciting, it's like evenmore amazing. Oh God, such precious

(48:06):
times. And it's so little likethat too. Yeah, do your kids
like Miss Rachel. We don't dotoo much screen time. Actually, they're
big Bluey fans. But otherwise weare going outside to parks and playdates and
other things like that. Okay,I've heard Miss Rachel is amazing. I've
watched a few of her videos andshe's got me clap in my hands.

(48:27):
Oh yes, hands a clap beingclap, clap, clap. It's just
like you're just hooked. I thoughtmaybe yes, you know, second listen.
Sometimes you hear this on the firsttime, you're like, oh,
second listen. Really yeah, Ilove it. I love it. Thanks
christ Merry Christmas to you and yours. Okay, thank you Mary, Christmas

(48:47):
to you guys too. Have agood one. By the way, what
is a a Miss Rachel? She'sa woman and she posts a lot of
these videos for young kids, okay, and colors to songs to do a
bunch of things, and she wearsa headband in overalls, YouTube or something.
Yes, I believe. So Ihave a TV show my niece's lover.
My nephew can clap his hands alongwith her. It's making money by

(49:10):
clapping. Lots lots of other stuff. One four three, My Fami,
it is Valatine in the morning.It is eight o weight. Good morning
to you later on this hour.Has anyone ever tried to use you to
get closer to your hot friend?Texting? At three one oh four to
three, My best friend Annabel isactively dating and she had a picture of

(49:30):
me and her on her dating app, and a very bold man sent her
a message saying, Hey, Annabel, I've never done this before, but
I think your friend is incredibly attractive. Any chance I could get her number?
So you're the hot friend? Yes, shocked you got this story on
the air. It's shocked that youfound a way to get this story on

(49:52):
the air. Asked that they couldhave my phone number. A lot of
shaka very bold though the Brisbane Biscuits. That rude. Oh, it's incredibly
rude. So rude, right,I mean, and obviously I'm not single
and madly in love, but Ijust think, like I mean, should
we admire this guy for being shootinghis shot. But then, what are
you say? This is Laura,she's our social media director. What do

(50:12):
you say again? Exactly? Hesaid, verbatim, Hi, Annabelle,
I've never done this before, butI think your friend is incredibly attractive.
Any chance I could get her number? And then like a sweating emoji,
I don't. I don't think it'sthat bad. I mean, I know,
it's just how you maybe different words, because does the guy know you?

(50:34):
This is just a no, no, this is just a random guy
in Australia, gotcha, random guyfollow So there's no connection with you there
that he's breaking that thing like ohI just met your hot friend, she's
cuterer than you or something I wantto you know, it's not that.
It's basically what he's saying though.No, but he didn't know them at
all. I'm more attracted to yourfriend. Can I have her number?
Does he know Annabelle? No,it's a dating app, so he's completely

(50:55):
random app. So it's just like, I don't think it's that bad.
Just goes hey, he uh,just bouncing this picture. I'm really interested
in your friend. Would you mindif you could hook me up or something
I've heard. It's definitely root andinconsiderate. And if he's down to do
that, then who knows what's notroot and considerate to him? Why do
I not find that so rude andinconsiderate. I think I'm like struggling to

(51:15):
see the root. I mean,I get it's not perfect. But he
wasn't going out with you. Buthe wasn't. He didn't know you.
You're not friends, you're random strangersbasically. And he sees a pretty person
in the picture that he's attracted to. Doesn't mean you're not pretty. It
doesn't mean you're not attractive. Hemeans he's attracted to that person. There's
something with the fact that he matchedwith you, he matched with Annabelle.

(51:38):
Was it just purely to get Laura'snumber? Well, he matched because Laura
was in the photo. Laura wasnot on the menu I was. Laura
is a photo. So maybe somehowthe algorithm knew what he really wanted to
sound Laura in the background. Definite, Not definitely. It is the battle
of the sexiest reps in the Manand Simons Gill. He lives in Went.

(52:00):
He works as a medical assistant,enjoys going to the movies. What
up, Gil, he revery sayingthe ladies. Her name is Leslie.
She's from Carson, She's a medicalstudent and enjoys going to theme parks.
Let's hear it for Leslie, Lelie, Hello, Hello, morning, Hello,
Hella morning. Here's that works,Leslie. I'm gonna ask you a

(52:22):
few questions, Gil, Jill's gonnabe asking you the questions best At a
three wins, still tied the endof regulation, we go to a not
so tough tiebreaker question, and tostart with the ladies, which is the
world's largest ocean? Is the Pacific? That is correct? Gil, who
sings the twenty sixteen song Ocean Eyes, No clue, that's Billie Eilish.

(52:52):
Okay, did I say that right? This is now I need an English
teacher to help me out. Johnwrites his questions, and John and I
speak differently sometimes right, So whenI say which is the world's largest ocean?
I was never good at grammar.That's not my thing. I'm a
math guy, right, so Idon't know. I would have said which
ocean is the world's largest? Butthis says which is the world's largest ocean?

(53:14):
I would think they're both correct?Are they both correct. I'm curious
from a grammar standpoint, I don'tknow, honestly, that was never my
forte Yeah, I don't know.That was the next question. What do
you got? I think they're bothcorrect. Current score is ladies up one.
Oh here's the question. What LaLa Land actress is set to host
SNL this weekend. I'm a Stone. That's correct, Bill, who stars

(53:39):
with Emma Stone in both Lalla Landand Crazy Stupid Love Well and Goslin.
Yes, correct, All right,you guys doing well here, doing well.
It's two to one, ladies.Though, if Elvis isn't going to
have a white Christmas, what typeof Christmas is he going to have?
Blue cruise? Ladies? When guys, that's good. Congratulations Leslie, you've

(54:09):
won a Battle of the Sexiest Championshipcertificate posted on social Use hashtag Valentin in
the Morning and share it with prideare you? You've also won a family
quarterback of tickets to myfm's private holidayparty at lots Mary Farm, happening December
fourteenth, and enjoy the holidays atlots Marry Farm now through January seventh.

(54:30):
Is Apart completely transforms into a classicwinter wonderland with lively performances, shining to
court and delicious treats. You're gonnabe there, Leslie. Congratulations, thank
you so much, Jobs, birthday, so good celebration. Then yeah,
well listen Gil as you exit thestage, this moment is entirely yours.

(54:53):
You take it away. Thank you, congratulations, Joe, Oh, thank
you, good morning, Thank you, Gil, appreciate it. Money.
Did you just join your show?New to our show, j You'll just
got engaged, very exciting. Everywherewe go, let me see the ring
everywhere we go. We're going upand down the elevator together, everywhere we

(55:14):
go. It's the ring, RingRing. I love it. How was
your ring last night when sigognite toit? Oh? I slept with it
last night. You slept on lastnight, didn't take it off talking about
it yesterday and I was just sosad. I'm like, I'm going to
leave it on coming up. Andthree things you need to know. Things
you need to know right now.Pay twenty one. It is Valentine in
the morning. This is one offour to three MIFM. Unless there is
a breakthrough in negotiations, CSU facultywill go on one day strikes at four

(55:37):
campuses next week, including two andSOCO. The strikes next week will affect
CAL poly Pomona and CAL stayed Lato the biggest schools in the CSU system.
Faculty are fighting for a twelve percentwage increase and more manageable workloads.
I don't know what's making now,but twelve percent is pretty that's a decent
increase. This truly has been theyear of the strike, and for many

(55:59):
people out there, it's long overduebecause their wages really weren't that great and
healthy retirement contributions weren't there, sothey do deserve a lot of this stuff.
But it's amazing how everybody has beenon strike this year. A section
of Laguna Beach has been shut downdue to a sewage spill. Yesterday there
was a break in a sewer line. About ninety five thousand gallons of pooh,
a sewage rather spilled into the water. The closure covers nearly three miles

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of coastline. The water will betested until it meets qualities standards. Oh
John Camuchi got sports, so MajorLeague Soccer could be borrowing a concept from
hockey when it has its new seasonnext year. The International Football Association Board
has approved a trial where a playercould get sent off the field for a
designated amount of time if they're caughtarguing or surrounding a referee, as well

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as for some technical fouls. Sothis area would be called a sinbin.
So it's a penalty box. It'sexactly similar to a penalty box in hockey.
So if they decide to install that, they're in their early meeting in
March. This would be the firstleague. The Major League Soccer League would
be the first professional league to ususe it during the regular season. Really,
so it'd be kind of like hockey'dhave a penalty box for arguing too
much. I don't feel like theyargue that. I mean they argue obviously

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they're pushed back a little bit.But I've never seen when I watched soccer
and them go absolutely crazy like youseeing a baseball game or sign. And
are they taking away from the gameat all? Right, they're not throwing
stuff and breaking bats and doing whateverelse and kicking balls into the stands.
So gentlemen's foot soccer, it isall right, it is. What about
best soccer hooligans? Well, they'renot playing, okay, they're the people

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in the stands, So that's overthere, Okay, coming up, Has
anyone ever tried to use you toget closer to your hot friend? Sorry,
let's joke because we're gonna say somethingabout me, but I couldn't get
it out one of four three Mifami, it is balance out in the
morning. Survived my choking session.I don't know what it was. I

(57:50):
was trying to like make a jokeabout myself in the hot friend or whatever,
and then I'd taken a bite ofa what is this cliff bar or
something earlier? They're giving them awayfree at work now on all why oh
they are yeah down the hall.They're not cluting for you, though,
are they? Smar? I believe? Oh, I think wasn't one.
I eight. So I had thatin my throat and I started choking,
and Laura's and her filming everything,and she started zooming in and me choking,

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like it's going to be something ofgreat account. I mean, if
it went south that video, that'sthe moment, I guess, right,
Kla, here's the moment that thisjock you choked And no, no,
A lot of clicks, A lotof clicks. We don't want that,
you know what. I didn't hearyou know what, I didn't hear this.
We're going to clicks, the clickof anybody's chair, of anybody getting
up to rescue me. Do youremember when I saved Lisa Fox with a
heimlick because she was literally choking,and she says I saved her life.

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Not one of you got out ofyour chair to come over and check on
me. We knew you were gonnabe Yeah, this was the early stages
of a choke. If you didn'tstop, of course we would get up
and come over. But you weremaking noise and it was just a little
choke. Hmmm, all right,eight six six by four four my FM.
It's that moment you realize really caresabout you. People choke on food

(58:57):
in this room constantly. Yes,it's always he's going to small no road
comes to my age. That's true. Yeah, that's true too. But
nobody films are going down either.He also true. It happened so often.
It's not let me get Sam,Sam, what's going on? Buddy?
Just enjoying my day? Mom Man, I love it, I love
it, I love it. Whatdo you think here? Has anyone ever
tried to use you to get closerto your hot friend sort of. Yeah,
I used to the years before Imet my wife. My roommate worked

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at Chippindale's, so I got thatall the time. Be honest, was
there any chance that you had thegoods to be on stage at a Chippindale
show? Well? No, yeah, So what did that feel like?
You bring a girl home and allof a sudden she sees him and what
happens? Well, that did happenwith my wife. Actually we were just

(59:42):
started dating. And he walked throughthe room and I don't know if you
remember dolphin shorts. Oh, yes, from so many Chippendale shows. I
remember the dolphin shorts. What aredolphin shorts? No? No, just
that's in the eighties. That's whatthey used to run in short. Oh,
I'm glad these are no longer.In fact, Jean looked them up.
Okay, so they're really really tightrunning shorts. No, it's very

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small, not a lot of fabricthere showing off the thighs. I've got
great thoughts that should worthy these.He strolls through the room as I'm cooking
her dinner and walks right back andI was like snapping my fingers trying to
get her tentions and at the timeI thought, oh gosh, another one.
But you know what, I endedup marrying her, so yep,

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yep. She liked the dolphins,so didn't she? I guess so she
liked me more so that's all thatmatters. She found your porpoise. Yeah,
congratulations to Jill. Thank you,thank you very much. That's so
awesome. Thanks Sam, have agreat one, buddy. No worry you
guys. Toot text Valentine in themorning. Three one oh four three.

(01:00:51):
Jill has the entertainment headlines coming upa movie that a lot of people go
back and forth on on whether ornot this is a Christmas movie. It's
returning to theater just in time forthe Holidays. I'll tell you all about
it coming up at eight fifty.Hey, Chris, did somebody use you
to get to a hot friend?No, this was me. This was
my stepdad who went on a datingapp and ended up being basically he saw

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a picture of something he absolutely loved, contacted the girl and said no,
I don't want I don't want you, I want your friend. That's exactly
what Laura went through. Yeah.Absolutely, did he say it like that
door Was he a little nicer?No? He was very blunt about that.
It was really crazy, and soit was amazing that the lady actually
turned forward the information on because itwas something really close friend of hers.

(01:01:37):
Yeah, but I feel if you'reif you're polite enough about it, I
don't think it's that bad you usedto because you don't know this person yet.
It's a dating app and that matchesup with weird algrims when it matched
up because you all went to aTaylor Swift concert. Is it back up?
Oh? It is cool's back up? We had a power surgeon and

(01:01:59):
Mike's went out. It's so weird. Yeah, that happens actually has never
happened before my entire career. It'sone O four to three my them.
It is Valentine in the morning,but the engineers are fast. It's Lute
man Rich, she is the man. Thank you? Is krystill on the
line. So we're talking about asituation that happened. Laura. Laura,
she's on well, she's not onthe dating app. Her friend's on the

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dating app. Her best friend inAustralia is on dating apps and somebody matched
with her friend who purely just messagedher to ask if Laura was available.
So they wanted Laura's number, right, So is that okay to do something
like that? Chris is telling astory about his stepdad. That's what his
stepdad did. So you match upand you don't have anything with this girl
yet, You've never met, nevergot on a date or something like that.

(01:02:43):
It's not like you want on adate and she had a friend.
You go, oh, I don'twant you, I want her. You've
never met, never had the interactions. I understand what you're saying. Think
it's kind of okay if you doit politely enough. And I'm not sure
what the wording is to go,Can I ask you is your friend single?
Think of it this way, okay, Like take dating apps, dating
websites out of it. You arewalking into a room with a group of

(01:03:04):
suitors who are interested in you thatyou think you guys have matched, you
have something in common, whatever itis. You're walking into a room with
suitors for you that you've matched with, and then that person comes to you
and says, oh, I wouldlove to know the information for your friend
that I saw. In fact,I only bought a ticket to come to
this event to tell you that aboutyour friend. You guys are selling tickets

(01:03:28):
to events for me, and there'ssuitors that are paying to see me.
This is the best news ever heard. No, I see what you're saying,
but I feel if you haven't interactedwith that person a ton yet,
there's got to be a way ofpolitely saying it is shooting your shot.
I think maybe what it is isbecause you were never on dating apps.
Yeah, I think that's what itcould be. It could be. Yeah,
right, it's one of those unspokenrules. Oh really, And it's

(01:03:49):
like, got you that desperate forthis person that you're it's worth turn telling
me that person if that's your personand that's your catch, maybe, but
I got you willing to take thatchance, Like I don't think I am
to hurt someone's feelings. Like,oh, so if you saw a picture
of Olivia in the background, youwouldn't have asked for that for her numbers.
So I would trust that I wouldmatch with her someday. And it
worked out that way because I wouldsee guys on dating apps and I would

(01:04:11):
see their friends and I would think, like, oh, I'm kind of
more attracted to this guy than Iam. You know, I'm more attracted
to the friend than I am ifthey put the attractive friend in the photo
with them, that's a mistake.Yeah, there they gonna blur out the
face or something, you know,or come on. So you're putting it
out there saying, hey, ifyou don't want me, here's some other
options for you. You're given amboptions. These You like that photo of

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yourself, right, that's why youput it up there, if you have
friends in it. Right. ButLaura's in the photo, so she's like,
it's an a M B option.There's a multiple choice, right,
see every time? Did it workfor your stepdad, Chris? Uh,
well it did, I mean untilthey got worse, of course, but
it last years. So I guessone O four to three my FM.

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Here's what's coming up in entertainments headline. She has not worked on music in
over a decade, but now sheis back in the studio. I'll tell
you who it is when up trafficOne four to three my FM Entertainment headlines.
Die Hard was released in nineteen eightyeight, and it's an action movie

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that happens to be set on Christmas, and a lot of fans have debated
whether or not this is actually considereda holiday movie. There's no debate.
There's no debate. It's a holidaymovie. There's no debate back and forth.
Some people agree, some people disagree. Bruce Willis even said it's a
Bruce Willis movie. But AMC hasannounced that die Hard is coming back to

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theaters for this year's holiday season fora minute time, starting on December eighth.
And for the past ten years orso, Jessica Simpson has not really
been working on music. She's beendoing more of this. She has this
huge fashion empire, like made overbillion dollars with her fashion. It is

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so nice. And now she saysshe's finally ready to get back music.
She talked about the fact that shemoved her family from LA to Nashville,
where she says she feels the mostcomfortable working on songs, and she said
it's a retreat for her. Shejust gets to crawl up inside her head
and embrace her heart. She feelsso enlightened. So she is working on
new music and we could have newmusic very soon from Jessica Simpson. I'm

(01:06:25):
Jill with Ertiement headlines. It iseight point fifty one, It's Valentine in
the morning. This is one offour to three my effet. Your past
is for not smurry Farm. Weget a ton still to come, guys,
not s Murray far in private party, your chance to win. Come
it up, TLC, no scrups, A love the way my family.

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It is Valentine in the morning.We have a wonderful Perry Fitzmiths coming up.
You guys all know what a PerryFitzmas is. I do. Everybody
knows a Perry Fitzmis Christina Perry andit fits in the Tantrums together Perry Fitzmas.
So we've got your chance to joinus. It's going to be a
really fun party. It's happening Friday, December fifteenth, and it's in the

(01:07:11):
helpful Honda Music Lounge at our iHeartRadioTheater. But Christine and Perry and fits
of the Tantrums are going to beperforming. They'll have their hit songs,
but then also some holiday favorites too, So it's just going to be a
lot of fun. And you cannotbuy tickets into this. Imagine like Christina's
doing this song right here, rightand then she finishes and all of a
sudden, well what's going on?What's happening here? She'll probably get up

(01:07:35):
there during their stuff. They'll probablyget up during her stuff. I'm sure
holiday favorites. Both got new albumsand stuff. So you can be there
if you want. Giuston eight sixtysix five four four ma FS Southern California,
Toyota Dealers. We make it easy. Three things you need to know
right now, so yesterday officials inOrange County. Now's the creator of a

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new Hall of Fame. Some ofthe people being inducted into the ocll of
Fame include Kobe Bryant, Went Stefani, Tiger Woods in Walt Disney. Every
year, a special committee vault ina new list of nominees. Qualify.
Each nominee must have lived in OrangeCounty for a minimum of ten years.
Is there a Walk of Fame?Is it just a building? Do we
know what it is? They willbe putting up plaques in like an official

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building in Orange County. I don'tknow exactly where, right right, like
something you can go see right allright? Well, John Camuci has lived
in OC more than ten plus years. He's a pretty famous broadcast personality here
in Southern California. Now got anice poster at the John Wyn Airport.
That's right in one of those I'mjust saying, oh, oh, dear
God, you do not understand theroom. Okay, all right, John's

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got the sports. So we've talkeda little bit about women's basketball today for
USC. Now the men's team hasgot themselves a win this week too,
so just a great week for Trojanbasketball. The men beat Eastern Washington last
night one O six to seventy eight, and after halftime, Brownie James appeared
on the bench for a little bit. I'm like last week he didn't do
any pregame shooting, so it's stillkind of unclear when he's going to be
back on the team playing, butat least he's doing all ride and not

(01:09:01):
as of yet. Ohc Hall ofFame just called said no chance one of
four to three, My fam,it is Valatid in the morning. Least
Fox's gonna been here next his nineforty seven. Good morning, Thank you
for listening to the show. Appreciatethat Christina Perry's gonna be the show tomorrow.
We're doing at Perry Fitzmas, whichis Christina Perry and fits in the
tantrums. Oh very Perry Fitzmas toyou, how clever I know you hear

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that pause where I tried to getthe words right, a very Perry fitzmiss
to you. Oh, sometimes it'shard trying to fit that in your mouth.
You know who came out with thatwas John Peak with think I believe
so Aunti P. We're calling himnow. Yeah, that's catching out people
who've been texting it it all morning. Auntie P is now John Peak.
He was at the Johnny Resink thinglast night in the Helfa Honda Lounge here

(01:09:47):
at the iHeart Radio Theater, andJohnny Resink did a show for us,
a show for us at least Foxat a trendous job hosting on I Understand,
and people were taking pictures with Johnafterwards. He's a boss who's got
some fame now because he's come onour show and people, actually, I
think two or three he told mebecause he was taken aback by it,
two or three people called him AuntieP. Auntie P love it. So

(01:10:09):
it's catching on. When getting tocatch out in the building, that's great.
I can't even call him Peak like, I have to call him John
Like. It's hard for me toeven say Peak. So I don't know
if I can do the Aunti Pe. But you just call him John.
Yeah. Usually, oh wow.I don't think I've ever called him just
John. I don't think I justgo yo, hey you hey, you
in the corner there, boss man? What's going on? Would it be

(01:10:30):
great, though, if Kevin Legrett, our top dog or top boss starts
call him aunti pee? How great? We have a really really real big
boss today in the building. OurCEO of the company, Bob Pittman's here.
If Bob would call John Peak AuntieP, that might be my Christmas
gift. Who's going to ask?I'm gonna do it. I will say,
mister Pittman, can you call myboss John Peak Auntie P during this

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meeting. I think that'd be fantastic, that's you, because Joe wants me
to yes that one four to threemy FM Entertainment headlines. So in the
movie Elf with Will Ferrell, heeats this spaghetti dish that's got a ton
of sugar with it, syrup candy, all that, and the celebration of
the twentieth anniversary of Elf, there'sa contest going on for the best Buddy

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the Elf inspired dish, and allyou have to do is submit a photo
of your creation. We have thelink on Instagram at Valentine the Morning in
a story if you'd like to enterthat Submissions will be accepted until December eleventh.
And Variety has confirmed that a datingshow based on The Sex and the
City Book is in development. It'sgonna follow four friends in their fifties as

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they quote navigate the immersive dating experienceand a love do over where they trade
in their busy city lives for adating utopia. And how it's going to
work is all four of these womenare going to live together, and they're
gonna pick from a different group ofmen in each episode. So one episode
might have younger guys, one episodemight have some older It's going to change
with every episode, and they're hopingto find love on this show. I'm

(01:12:03):
Jill with Entertainment Headlights. All right, Jill, thank you for your show.
Thank you for your show. John, thank you for your show.
Lord, thank you for your show. Michael Polman in New York City,
Thank of your show. Brian Burton, thank you for your show. Mark
Wheeler, thank you for your show. Good thank you for your show.