Not Getting Invited And Bogus Bonuses

Today on Valentine in the Morning: You share your bummer stories of being excluded, and how your work gave you a lackluster "bonus".

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Episode Transcript

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It's the Valentine in the Morning replayWelcome to the breakfast table a Valentine in
the Morning. I laughed heartily,help us respectful to say I love you.
The full show podcast starts right now. One A four three. My
family, It's Valentine that morning.Good morning, Jill, How are you
good morning? Doing well? Thankyou? Good good John? How are
you good morning? I'm doing well? All right, Brian, Hey doing
buddy, I'm okay, okay,okay at Valentine rock star status, roar,

(00:27):
rockstar status. Yeah, but I'dlike to go back to my friend
because when somebody says I'm doing okay, there's a guilty, somewhat gratuitous moment
that happens when you have to gowhat's wrong. But if I don't do
that, we won't get this longwinded story about his kids wearing him down
or something. So there I was, there, he was, I guess

(00:51):
we're gonna hear this story. Therehe was in my bed, looking at
the ceiling and the life before him. My son was crying because I showed
him a scary Harry Potter movie.I hate dementors. Every day since Sunday
night, he has been up cryingbecause hes are coming. They're terrifying,

(01:14):
They're so scary. I made thatmistake. I showed calm that movie early
on too. Kids don't like Dementors. No, it's rated PG too.
What's the problem with this ethereal imageof darkness the night sky coming to murder
you? That gets these kids allworked up? Man, Suck it up,
Suck it up, go find theunicorn. Don't worry about the Dementors.

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But thank you for asking. Yes, I'm a little tired. Which
one Max or Michael Maddix? Oh, okay, has Mike has seen it?
Yeah? He was totally cool.He likes it. John came up
with a theory I do. It'scalled the sun theory. When did he
come up with this? Yesterday?Yesterday morning? Yesterday morning. He told
you yesterday about the sun theory.Yes, all right, let's hear the
sun theory. The theory is Brianis in his worst, most tired state

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until the sun comes up. Oncethe sun comes up, we get regular
Brian back. He forgets that he'sas tired as he is. But before
the sun comes up, it's it'srough. It's rough. I'd like to
explain to you the problems of thesun theory. Not the sun that's doing
this. It's the fact that he'snot sitting next to his children right now.
So more time away from the kidsgives Brian more time to not worry.

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So there's a specific amount of timeaway from the kids that it automatically
kicks in. Yeah, when he'snot responsible for them right now, they're
stuck at school. When the kidswent to school on the overnights, he'd
feel better during the night eventually too. Listen, I don't if he didn't
have him, but I think youneed to do some more research. I've
been aware of the sun. Inthe minute I see that sun, Brian

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starts to prick up, and thetired him is left in the morning.
I think it's a vitamin D deficiency, So I do think he needs vitamin
D. Okay, off the airwhen the sun is down. You keep
your conversations with Brian to a maximumfive words percentage. Brian to get any
thoughts in this whole son on theorythat you have a vitamin DED efficiency and
that the sun allows you to bemore cheery. I mean, it's upsetting

(03:05):
that you guys are like scared ofme, But sometimes I annoy you more
because I know you're Yeah, thiswhole thing is annoying. Move on,
I don't like any of you.Let's check back in with him and the
sun's up. Ask me how I'mdoing. Oh, you said you were
a Rocks not anymore. I changedmy status. I'm on my Facebook page

(03:30):
and I'm writing hit me pease rightnow. Somebody helped me out? Need
some help soft What what's wrong withyou? What joke? I don't know
if there's no inside joke, whatare you talking about. I'm not doing
any inside jokes. She's losing itover there. I said, help me,

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please lit hep over here, baby, one of four to three my
family. It is Valentine in themorning. Today is the seventeenth day of
April. Oh, taxes, Iforgot again. I forgot on Monday,
then I forgot yesterday and I forgottoday. No, I still haven't heard
from my guy. Honestly, didyou reach out? Yeah? I did

(04:12):
it, sent an email, butI get nothing back. You know,
I think I skipped town my money. Has he ever wronged you before?
Never? They haven't. I'm surethey've got it done. This time of
the year. If you're a CPA. There's so many last minute filers,
Like I haven't done my mom's taxes. But mom lives in what they call
New London County in Connecticut, andNew London County got extra time this year
because of some floods they had andstuff. Did my mom have any floods?

(04:34):
No, but that county get hitwith a lot of floods with recent
storms, so they send it ana tax deadline, which they do sometimes
for different areas across the country thathit with stuff. So I have told
I think June with her to gethers done. You know. So that's
good mine, though, who knows. I'll let you know when the guy
gets back to me. I'm gettingmoney back, that's good. I just

(04:57):
don't know how much. It's toughto see just how much they take out.
It's the worst. It's the worst. It's absolutely the worst. And
then I'm just like I'm scraping.I'm like, oh, yeah, this
counts for this, this counts forthat, Like here you go, here's
five dollars back, Like, ohmy god, you got five dollars.
I got more, But like forcertain things, you like I watch the
little number tick up. Everything I'mentering in this is gonna help because it's

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like the computer program is automatical.Yes, what are you using? Using
the tax Act? And that's nice. I love it. It's easy,
very very easy, and they walkyou through it and all that. So
no, that stuff has gotten veryvery good. Sometimes I'll like, I
use a guy so I pay gotto do it. But then I often
wonder if I try and do iton my own, would have come out
close to being the same number.Oh, but that doesn't sound like fun

(05:43):
for Saturday afternoon, so I neverdo it. It took me about three
and a half hours. Yeah,that's not everything to see if it comes
out the same. But if itcame out the same, what are you
paying the guy for? You knowwhat I mean? Right? Yeah?
Do you wife follow yours? Yeah? I think so. I don't know
my wife does all of it.Wow, be nice. Leave me alone
until the sun comes out. Wejust got an update from our producer Michael,

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who is in New York right now, so a different time zone.
Michael said there is a bee inhis office as we speak. Michael,
are you okay? I am okay. The bee is on the window.
It cannot figure out how to getout at the moment, and funny enough,
this isn't even the weirdest thing that'sbeen in my office today. What's
been in your office today? What'sin there this morning? Earlier? I

(06:26):
went stepped out for a second.I came back and there's two birds flying
around the room. Two birds anda bee. Something must be open,
Michael, I believe there's a windowopen in that office of yours there is.
How'd you get the birds out?They? Thankfully, they actually figured
it out. They flew out thewindow. The bee said, what's going
on in there? I see allthese birds coming out. Let me go

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have a look scene. And thenthe bee came in. Oh, I'd
be out of that room so fast. Are you allergic to bees? Not?
Yeah, I'm not either. I'mjust keeping an eye on it over
there. Yeah. Yeah. Mywife very allergic to be She has an
EpiPen, which until recently I didn'tknow goes in the thigh. I thought,
for some reason, you shoved itin the heart. What I don't

(07:09):
know. I saw something I waswatching like, I don't know, like
that's exactly right, and I shovedsomething in the guy's heart. I go,
that's where I get to shove itShe's like, dear god, no,
I didn't know went into the fattypart of the thigh. Thank goodness,
you've never had to administer it,right, And then I said that
she goes, excuse me, thefatty part of the what I go,
Well, out of the fatty partof the thigh, that's what I think

(07:30):
where it goes. Yeah, yeah, well my wife did not like that
idea part of the thigh, butit's better than her heart. Yeah.
Well, I have no fear ofbees. I would save you if I
was there, but instead I'll justwatch you die on zoom and call emergency
services if you get stung, Iwill do that for you. My friend,

(07:53):
I need to find a cup acup? Why do you have to
pee into a cup? Oh?Okay? I was like, what are
we testing you for? Cover thebee? Got it? Got it.
It's a weird start to this morning. It's valence out of the morning.
You know it's gonna keep me upall night tomorrow night. Oh, Taylor's's
new album. I knew the TorturedPoet's Department. Oh my gosh, I'm

(08:16):
so excited. And what's really greatis we are playing the album in its
entirety tomorrow night when the album isreleased. So at nine pm tomorrow,
Taylor Swift The Tortured Poet's Department airingin its entirety here on MYFM. But
not only that, I mean everytime we hear that that's already wild,
but then leading up to it,just to get you excited, We're playing

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twice the Taylor a little extra Taylor'sSwift sprinkled throughout the day there, just
to get you excited for that brandnew album. I can't believe we're playing
the entire thing. That's so sick, and Taylor is hosting it. She's
talking about the song, she's talkingabout the album. It's going to be
amazing. My sister and I werealready talking about getting together at nine o'clock,
like napping all day tomorrow, meand us getting together and listening to

(09:00):
it in its entirety here on MYFMwith each other, just to experience it
for the first time. Oh yeah, together, get excited in lyrics drop
that you didn't know were coming,and yeah, and all the Easter eggs
she's dropping, and the little popup that she's got at the Grove,
and then stuff that Taylor Nations put. I want to talk nothing but Taylor
tomorrow and Friday, just so youguys know. But it's happening tomorrow night,

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nine o'clock right here on MYFM,Balentine in the morning one o four
to three BYFM It's six thirteen.John and I had two completely different evenings
Last night. John went out forusual. Yeah, I went out to
a concert at the Echo in EchoPark and it's for knocks. You think

(09:43):
you said you droppings bus N seventyfive. And to be honest, it's
really hard to get me out ona weeknight. I know that sounds weird,
but for me, like these days, week shows are just tough.
But when it's an artists that Ireally care about, I feel like I'll
make it happen. And last nightjust one of those shows, kind of
an iHeart party there. John Peakwas there. Oh, really saw a
ton of iHeart people and just hadan awesome time. And he just seems

(10:07):
like such a nice guy, youknow, he is man, and like
I feel like I'm always like,oh, this artist is so nice,
but this guy, like I reallywant him to move in, but I
feel like he can be a roommate. We give off the same energy.
And I was just up there,like, how do I be friends with
him? You know, like there'syou want to be friends with so many
artists, but when you look atsomeone and you're like, no, like
I really think we'd be homies thoughyou can see YouTube being good friends.

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Do you feel that way about Taylor? Oh? Yeah, she and I
are best friends and my friends.Yes, I said that. Well,
John was out last night. Iwas talking to my niece Delilah. She's
four years old, and she andI will send drawings to each other back
and forth through I message on yeah, a little iPad, and then you
know, I have my phone andwe send drawings to each other. And
all of her drawings last night wereof me and a baby. I had

(10:52):
a baby and my belly out ofnowhere. She just started drawing all of
these photos of me with a baby. I think so that girl, she
and I have a connection. Ithink she's thinking something. I am not
pregnant, but then last night hada dream I was pregnant. Okay,
like the other day we had alistener to call in too, who had
a dream randomly of you being pregnant. Yes, I will take all of

(11:15):
that energy cognitions, those energies becauseI would love to be a mom.
It's not happening today. But thefact that Delilah had those drugs coming in,
I was like, whoo, thisis like literal manifesting. Is this
a glimpse into my future? Ithink? I sure hope. So Nancy
Rodriguez has our check of the morningtraffic. Good morning Nancy, Good morning
Jill. And I forgot to mentionabout a week ago, I had a

(11:37):
dream that you had twins. Stopreally, and I forgot to tell you
that, Yes, I was good. I was gonna message you, and
I totally forgot. So let's manifestYes, please bring on the baby.
Wait, twins, I'll take twins. Twins, Yes, Johns Training.
So Katy Perry seemed to have abit of a wardrobe malfunction on American Idol
this week. It was pretty mineor nothing crazy, but people are talking

(11:58):
about it because she confirmed some detailsabout her new album. She said it's
gonna be happy, it's gonna bea fun one, and she says most
artists are like, you want tomake music from a tougher place, but
she's excited because this one's gonna bebright and joyful and celebratory, like a
party, So no details or anythingyet, but we do have some music
coming from Katy Perry soon. I'mJohn Kamuccin. That's what's trending to get
music. Can you guys want toreach out? Eight six six five four

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to four MYFM. Eight six sixfive four four six nine through six.
We've got a chance to see BenPlatt the Greek in a few minutes with
today's dumb game and the bebi isthe babies are coming out. Oh yeah,
they are one particular famous baby comingout. Oh really, and people
have to guess what that baby isbased on your clues correctly. And if
you guess that correct baby, you'vewon the prize. You're gonna go see

(12:41):
Ben Platt. Are you a radioobg yn? Call now eight six six
five four to four MYFM if youcan guess the baby she's talking about based
on her clues? Right A.My fammis Balance in the morning. Today's
game call right now eight six sixfive four four my FM. My kid
had to recite some Shakespeare in school, I think yesterday they all memorize a

(13:05):
little bit, recite it and stufflike that. And he's reciting it to
me, you know, and he'slike and I'm like, oh, oh,
I'm is that how you did itin class? Because I put it
it is a bit more behind itin class, and I go, huh
See, in theater work, it'sdifferent than film and TV. In film
and TV, if you raise youreyebrow, the audience gets it that you're

(13:28):
curious. You're like, hmm,I'm wondering about that. But on the
stage in theater, if you raiseyour eyebrow, they won't see it on
the stage in theater. Oh fromuse the fire that would have sent that
brought us heaven intervention Kingdom for stage, Princess to act, the monarchs to
be ho the swelling scene. Thatshould the war like Harry like himself,
as soon the port of Mars atleast in like hounds should fibine sword and

(13:50):
fire crouch for employment, because yeah, I did it just like that.
Poor kid, if you were inmy kitchen yesterday, oh I bet,
oh my, you get those performancesin here because Shakespeare was flowing. Yeah,
we ended up doing a passage fromDancing at Lunasa, which is not
even Shakespeare. It's a great playfrom back in the day. Wow.

(14:13):
When I cast my mind back tothe summer of nineteen thirty six, Different
kinds of memories offer themselves to me. We got a first wireless set that
summer gets it with the Irish accenttoo. Oh my gosh. Then my
wife comes down. What's going ondown here? We're doing a little little
theater work, that's all, youknow. I really like Macbeth, those
witches and the something wicked this waycomes. I like that. We'll have

(14:35):
a seat set. No, shedid not, but I was trying to
explain that. You know, whenanybody is in front of the classroom like
that, unless you're a drama kidor something like that, you're hesitant to
do that, to use the powerof your voice and use all that energy.
But that's what you gotta do.And these words, you know,
when Shakespeare lived a long time ago, right right, yeah, right,

(14:56):
is the fifteen hundreds or something.I don't even know, but those words
of the test of time, whenwords have stood the test of time,
when a man wrote those down andhad no idea they would be here in
twenty twenty four and people to recitethem. When something is lived that long,
you have to give it breath,You have to give it life.
You cannot deny these words that forhundreds and hundreds and hundreds of years sat

(15:20):
upon a piece of parchment, andhere they are now being recited in a
classroom in twenty twenty four. Youhave to believe in those words. They
are special. You cannot throw themaway. So did Colin do his presentation?
Already? You did? Oh?I believe he did. Fine,
Okay? And after I gave himthat short speech right there, all I
heard was a crunch of a pringle. Yeah, one hundred percent. Got

(15:45):
it dead. You got it dead. I'm on top of that. All
right, today's dumb game. Let'sget right into it, Jill. Okay.
So we're gonna give you a firstclue to kick things off. So
imagine this famous baby coming out ina hospital room in Paris in the nineties,
in Paris in the nineties, Thisbaby's coming out of the hospital room.

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All right, do you know whothis famous baby is based on?
That clue? Eight sixty six fivefour fourfam call Valentine in the morning eight
six six five four four Ma FM. Laura just said something a second ago
that we'll have to get into lateron, and it just blew my mind.
Laura's a social media director, andLaura said something about tattoo. She's
talking about random stuff today, andthen she goes, do you any of

(16:29):
us have any brothers? In theroom, and I realized that none of
us have any brothers. We allhave sisters. Brian has two sisters,
Julie's two sisters. John has asister. I have two sister, Laura
sister crazy. Yes, we haveno brothers. No, we don't.
In that wild you guys are thebrothers. So your sisters are lucky.

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Oh, I thought you meant toyou. Oh that is true. But
none of us have any brothers.That is so weird. That is weird.
Nancy, do you have a brother? I do I have a younger
brother. I know what we thought. It was some kind of cosmic get
together. It's all over now.Weather, today's sunny, breezy, yeah,

(17:12):
sonny breezy temps. In the seventiesto low eighties made there were sixties
the other the Beaches fifty three andSilver Lake fifty two and Carson. You'll
just get the entertiminent headlines. Comingup. We now have a release date
for the Celine Dion documentary. I'lltell you when it's coming out. Coming
up, at six fifty. Ilove that crack. Welcome to today's dumb

(17:33):
game, The Famous Baby's coming Out. We have a famous baby in mind,
a celebrity, and we're gonna giveyou clues as to what could have
been said, what could have beendone in the delivery room, better clues
about their career and their life.Gave you a clue before the break,
Now we have more new clues foryou. Jenny, Good morning, Good
morning. How are you, Jenny. I'm okay. I'm a little nervous.

(17:57):
Why are you nervous just because you'reon the radio. No, I
actually got to talk to you guysthe other day about the eating the grove
things. But I play this gameat home. But it's you know,
hard on the radio. Yeah,it's a hard game. It's a hard
game. It is. Do youhave a brother? I do? Can't
play? Sorry, sorry, justshows to be only forcas and gals with

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sisters. All right, So herewe go. Here can see clue from
Jill. All right, Jenny,imagine this famous baby coming out, knowing
one day she will be ranked amongthe world's highest paid actresses by Forbes and
Vanity Fair. Is it Emma Watson? Yeah? Wow? That's it,

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Jenny. No need to be nervous. You're just fine. So I got
Pada, I got Ashy, Igot Nima. Everybody on hold here and
it's over. It's so many moreclues. We want you to win.
Brother, Well, Jenny, youwant a fair ticket to see Ben Platt

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at the Greek Theater on July twentieth. Tickets go on sale tomorrow at tenny
Ticketmaster. But you're going congrabs.I'm so excited because my last name is
Platt and we always joked that he'slike related to us. Brother. Well,
Jenny, hang out, we'll gety'all said, Okay, okay,
thank you. Thanks tight. Pam. I'm sorry she got it like right

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away. I know, and Iwas going to guess the same thing.
Rob. Oh, great job asrobbed. Anyway to work right now,
Pam, what are you doing?No? I have to still get ready
to go to work. Okay,are you showered and everything? Though?
No, I was waiting to beon the radio. I'm sorry. Well
listen, turn that hot water on, get in there, shower up,

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and start your day. Okay,okay, thanks Pam, all right,
thanks, that's weird. Hi Ashley, Hi, I'm sorry Okay, I
was gonna get the same thing too. Okay, everybody's gonna guess the same
thing. Good job. Hmmm,what are you doing on your way to

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work? What's going on? Yeah? Have you showered? Yes? I
have? All right. Some peopleshower the night before. I'm a shower
in the morning, guest. Somepeople showered the night before, you know.
Some people do both. Some peoplewaste water? Are you a bother?

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Sometimes? Today? Were you?Hair's a different thing for ladies,
So that's a whole process sometimes.And I woke up this morning and I
was like, you know, Iam not waking up. I need to
jump back in that shower. Leilaniwas so mad when we went to Coachelle.
The water pressure wasn't that great atLakina, so she couldn't do her
hair. Oh and any you're atCoachella all week Maybe I shouldn't tell this

(20:57):
on the air. Coachella all weekend. The sites, the sense, the
sounds, everything lives in your hair. You know. I was laying next
to her in bed and I thought, I heard what is that, Ashley?
What do you do for a living? By the way, Oh,
I manage our company's U information contentsites. What is that? Can you

(21:17):
break down for me? I don'tunderstand what that is? Information content sites
like our sales guys. I'll havedocuments that detail all of our products,
so I know you manage all thatstuff. Okay, gotcha? Do you
enjoy it? Yeah? Oh,glad to hear that. Well. Listen,
have a great day. Play again. I'm sorry that you had the
right answer and couldn't get on quick. But uh, Jenny was just fast.

(21:40):
Yeah she was, she was.Okay, have a great day.
Thanks for listening, Thank you,Thank you. Bye. Eight six six
five four four shower talk one offour three my fab It is Valencin in
the morning six forty five. Showerlast night and a shower this morning.
Good for you. I couldn't wakeup this morning, so the shower helps

(22:00):
you wake up. I needed toget in there, your cold shower?
You did? I did? Howdo you do that? I don't know.
I can't. I tried to coldplunge one time and put my toe
and I'm like, do you startcold or do you start warm and then
go cold once you've walked into it? Yeah. I wouldn't think you could
start warm because you'd be teased.Yeah. See, I can do that.
You can start warm then go cold, because once I'm used to the
warm, it's not as jarring somehow. But if you just walk into the

(22:22):
shower and it's just straight up icy, that's like there's no sense to me.
But good for you that you cando it. Huh. I don't
think it would be jarring because youhave the heat and then you drop it
down the coals versus amy being aroom temperature. You can control it gradually
going cold. Yeah, the temperaturedrops slowly rather than just getting into a
freezing shower. God, I don'tknow if you guys experienced the old flush
the toilet scream? Did you everhave that? Yeah? You do know

(22:47):
that, Okay, it's very commonfor older homes and stuff like that.
It was very common for me growingup back east. Somebody flushed the toilet.
Ah, it's either wicked hot orwicked cold. You aren't expecting it
at all. No, but sometimesyou heard the flush and you had a
couple of seconds to get out ofthe way, and you're like just darting
out of the shower, running downthe hall naked. People like, what's

(23:07):
going on? He flushed the toilet? Oh my god? Through your house?
Yeah, you just gotta get out. You don't want to risk it
run down the streets. Yeah,who's that guy going down in Shintock Drive.
Weren't you locked out of your houseone time with at any clothes on?
Or did I make that up?Whatever? Like fan fiction you have,
that's your business. If you guesshave your own Valentine in the morning

(23:27):
fan fiction, I know you do, not if you're writing something over there,
back and forth. I literally wasgonna bring this up that I didn't
have enough details in my memory,So yeah, I left it alone.
Was it a house or maybe likea camper or something? I no,
no talk on Joe, I don'tknow. I just remember you telling you
a story about how you got lockedout when you didn't have any clothes on?
Why was I out of my housewithout clothes on? Because we're mooning
a softball team or something? Youare deep into fan fiction right now?

(23:51):
No, no, that is thatis not true. That it is six
forty seven on. Remind you too, if you can look at the clock,
there was there art in your day. You have so many things convoluted
in that story, different stories.Yes, okay, there's no softball team.
By the way, okay, littleLeague, the lockdown of the house

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thing, I can't tell that storyhere. Oh, I was a young
child. For some reason, Idecided to go streaking. I heard that
song that's free years in the street, and I, you know, I
have sisters Jill to listen to thisshow. Thank you for that, And
so I climbed out the bathroom windowor something. Nobody was home. I

(24:36):
told it at four point fifty beforewe got on the air. Hide it
in the five is the story,right? So I climbed out and I
decided just goofily. I was akid like ten eleven twelve, run around
my house and then I couldn't getback in go knocking mister Howard's door.
No, yeah, that what's wrongwith you? There's something wrong with your

(25:07):
kid? Yeah, I know.But do you have a towel? Anything?
A cape? Do you have acape from Halloween? Something? Were
you a superhero? Let me in? But thank you for bringing that story.
Yeah, softball team, very verywrong on that. Yes, there's
one thousand dollars. I think it'sa fan fixed on your side. One
thousand bucks coming up seven o'clock thismorning. You want a grand stay right
here? It's one O four threeMYFM. One O four to three my

(25:29):
FM. Here's what's coming up?An entertainment headlines Dead to Me and Married
the Children's Start. Christina Applegate saysshe was asked to be on a Bravo
show I'll tell you which one rightafter Traffic one O four to three my
FM entertainment headlines. The im SeleneDion documentary now has a premier date.
It's going to debut on Prime VideoJune twenty fifth, and they say we

(25:52):
can look forward to a raw andhonest glimpse into Selene Dion's life as she
battles stiff person syndrome in this newdocumentary. And they also said it's going
to be a dedication to her fansand passion for performing. So that will
debut June twenty fifth on Prime Video. Speaking of documentaries, I just finished
Dynasty last night that went about thePatriots and stuff, and even if you're
a Patriots hater, phenomenal, phenomenaldocumentary and the ideas of like that relationship

(26:18):
and the back and forth that wereshared about Tom Brady, Bill Belichick and
Robert Kraft. Just that whole thingis amazing. Yeah, and you can
see the ups and downs and thefall of the dynasty, etc. And
stuff. It's just it was phenomenal, just absolutely phenomenal, really good.
If you're a sports fan or ifyou're curious about that part of the world,
that's great. And Christina Applegate,she starred in Mary the Children,

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also Dead to Me. She saidthat she was asked to be on the
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ten yearsago. She said she turned down the
offer, but she made friends withsome Bravo stars throughout the years, but
she was asked to be a housewife, but she thinks she would have been
the most boring housewife that anybody hasever see and she has no regrets about
turning that down. I'm Jill withThey're and Tiven headlines six fifty two.

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It is Valentine in the morning.This is one of four to three MIFM.
The Battle of Sex is coming upeight sixty six five four to four
MYFM. Just before that grapes upone thousand dollars. I know you can
use it. Things cost a lotof money. One thousand bucks comes your
way at seven here on one offour to three MYFM one four three MIFM.
It is Valentine in the morning,and thank you for listening. It's

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Wednesday, April seventeenth. Good morning, hump oh day. That's my one.
That's my one, and then it'sseven at resets and I get another
one. What you said, Iget one hump day an hour? When
did I ever say you get onehump day an hour? Listen, you
made my listening. You're the onethat made the rules. I'm hearing myself,
and I don't think I said onehump day an hour. Thank you
said press in one hump day aday. Oh, I wouldn't agree to
do that. I wouldn't have saidone an hour. So I meet you

(27:49):
in one every other hour. Oh, that's fair. That's very fair.
Look at that. That's called negotiation. That's fair. She's just being honest.
That's fair enough. It's better thanone to show, you know,
So you can't have one in theseven o'clock hour. Next time you can
do it is in the eight o'clockhour. Okay, but next week you
can't come to me and be likeI never said one every other hour and
then we negotiate on something that's evenless towards my term. So that's called
business. That's called, Hey,welcome to a capitalist society. Fel I'm

(28:14):
remembering this. I've got something youdidn't remember the first time. One every
other hour we're writing it down.I probably sad one an hour to begin
with, and now I get youdown in one every other hour, and
this is it. By the endof this, I'll have you saying it
only on Thursdays. I know.Great, seven o' eight, it's Valentine
in the morning. This is oneof four to three my event. Can

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I ask you a question. Iwant you to admit this if you can.
Have you ever been upset that youwere not invited to a certain event?
Text in at three to one ohfour to three. We put this
on our Facebook page, and somepeople are relieved when they're not invited,
but then others feel like Kreta,who says my motto is, look,
I'm not going because I like stayinghome, but I still want to be

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invited, right, I like stayinghome too. Now I want to preface
this by saying that when we dothis topic in a few minutes at seven
twenty five, none of this anddon't text in. None of this is
about us not being invited to Jill'swedding, right, Ted, come for
That's why I want to like takethat one off the table. She's having
a small intimate thing with her family. Yeah, I feel like family,

(29:23):
but we're not. Yeah. Theonly people coming from my side are my
parents, my sisters, their husbands, and their kids. That's it.
How long you've been known those kids? You've known us quite a long time.
A long time, right you textingat three one oh four to three?
But right now it is the battleof the sexes. Reps in the
medicine as Chad. He lives inSanta Karina, works as a delivery driver

(29:45):
and enjoys longboarding. What up,Chad? What up? How's the going
guy? Morning? Rep freasoning?The lady is. Her name is Jessica.
She's from Pomona. She works asa medical assistant and enjoys going to
the movies with her grandkids. Let'shear it, Jessica, what's up?
Jazs Hey, good morning? Rightyess here's that works. I'm gonna ask

(30:06):
you a few questions, Chad.Jill's gonna be asking you the questions.
Best. At the three wins,we're still tiedy into regulation. We go
to a not so tough tiebreaker question. Here we go. Okay, what
tech company recently released the Vision Proheadset? Oh? That's for me,
Right, that's for you. Jesswhat do you got? Uh? I

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don't know Apple? Apple did?Chad? What fairy tale involves in Apple?
Oh? Oh my gosh. Uhsnow White in the Seven Doors?
That's correct, I don't know it? Maybe not current? Score one?

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Nothing, guys. What popular newtelevision show based off a popular video game
series just debuted on an Amazon Primelast week? I'm just gonna go with
Fortnite. I have no idea.No, it's called Fallout. It's really
good to Yeah, Chad. Whatactress stars with Ryan Gosling in the new

(31:15):
movie The Fall Guy? Would thatbe? Uh? Drew Brymore? I
know it's not that I can't no, Emily Blunt? Yes, Oh my
gosh, I couldn't. Score guys, still up one? Oh gott to
give this rid of the men win? Here we go. In twenty fifteen,

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Trevor Noah replaced Jon Stewart as thehost of what Comedy Central show?
Oh my goodness, I have noidea. You do know it? It
was called The Daily Show? Oh? And you know what? I win?
This all the time in the car. I know, I know,

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I went it in the studio,but guys got it today. Nice job,
Chad, you got it brother,Battle of Sex's championship certificate. Post
it on solcids a hashtag Valentine theMorning, Share that with bride. Okay
cool, Thank you guys. Andif you're a little lamb, get ready
to go bab bab b A.You're going to see Mariah Carey. Oh

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Dobby Live Park MGM July twenty sixplus you get a two night hotelsday Park
m JAM one hundred dollars gas cardto help you get there as well.
Tickets are on still Friday TENDAYM atticketmaster dot com. And and note this,
Jess, there's a bonus chance foreverybody else one of four to three
MYFM dot com. I will trythere too. Good deal, Jess.
As you exit the stage, thismoment now is entirely yours. You take

(32:43):
it away. I want to saycongratulations to Chad, good job. And
also Valentine. Can I get onthe Christmas list the Valentine in the Morning
Family Christmas card list? If Ihear three hose you go ho Ho You're
right? John what's trending. It'skind of a local story here, but

(33:06):
a surprise show was just announced.So Great just announced yesterday that they're going
to be performing at the Echo Plexthis Thursday. I was just there last
night to see NOx. This issuch an intimate venue, So to see
an arena acts like Green Day ata venue this month, it's going to
be so rare. So those ticketsare going on sale at noon today.
We'll throw that link up on ourInstagram. If you're interested in the stories

(33:29):
at Valentine in the morning, I'mJohn Knuchi. That's just turning in music.
Well maybe I'm America coming up onethousand dollars at eight o'clock this morning.
Also up next ad minute. Haveyou ever been upset that you were
not invited to a certain event?You can text in at three one oh
four to three. This Tex says, I was not invited to a large
family big bear getaway. I wasso hurt, but everyone there got very

(33:53):
sick. Oh, because you hada voodoo doll and you were poking at
it the entire weekend. Adele,it's rolling in the deep and it's one
of four to three MYFM. Hidon't one of the best vocalists of our
generation, of many generations. Amazingsongwriter, amazing vocalist, amazing human being.

(34:15):
That's Adele. We love adel aroundhere. Adele is probably our favorite
artist that we play on one offour to three MYFM. Hands down,
hands down, Adele is the best. You know, those five letters bring
me joy. If it were updus, we would only play it Dell.
We figure out what time she dropsher kid off at Okay, we found

(34:37):
out Adele listens to our show.Has not affected us in the elite eight
sixty six five four four my FM. Hi, Kelly, Good morning guys,
Good morning Kelly. So you didn'tget invited to something? What was
it? Well, actually I wasinvited. It was my brother's wedding,
but he made it very clear thatno children were allowed. Yeah. My

(35:00):
daughter was about three months old andshe was the only granddaughter. She was
the only grandchild in the family andshe was uninvited. Yeah. I get
the no children things. Some peopleare into that. I do get frustrated.
I went to a wedding one time. Jill was at this wedding.
Actually I went to a wedding wherethey said no children, So we left
Colin at home. And then Iget there and what do I see a

(35:22):
lot of times too, with theseweddings, people make exception for you know,
the sister of the groom. Ofcourse, their niece. You know.
Well, we didn't have any babysittersbecause the family and friends were there.
So what we did is at thechurch. And this made my brother
so mad. During the ceremony,my dad sat in the foyer of the
church with my daughter. Oh,because he was so angry. Oh so

(35:47):
your dad missed the wedding. Hesat outside. Well he could see no,
he could see it. It waslike, you know, like the
foyer of the church, so therewere windows and stuff and he could see
it. He could hear it.But he wasn't like sitting up front or
something. Right, Yeah, soyour brother was mad that dad was outside
with your daughter. No, wewere all mad at my brother. Every
We're still mad at your brother,right, yeah, well not now,

(36:07):
but I'm still mad. You calledit for a topic to say I'm mad
you are, But I mean Iget it in some respects too, like
the three month old. They weren'tgonna do anything. They're not gonna remember
it. But it would be niceto have your daughter in the pictures.
Well, what they wanted was theydidn't want anybody. They don't want anybody
crying. They don't wantny babies crying, our little kids making a noise because
they were taping the ceremony. AndI said, well, first of all,

(36:30):
she's three months old, and youknow she may cry, but I
doubt it. If so, Iwould take her out. But they and
they didn't even get a picture ofher anyway. Oh yeah, yeah,
and you're over it, okay,whatever. The marriage didn't work so well.
We buried lead. And I didn'teven know if you guys were gonna

(36:51):
let me be on the show becauseI have nothing but brothers. I have
five brothers. Oh that's right.We found it really where you're referencing something
from earlier on the show today thateveryone in the room, myself, Brian,
Laura, Jill, John, noneof us have a brother. We
have sisters, all of us.I don't have any sisters. Yeah,
I'll trade somebody if anyone wants abrother, I'll take a sister. If

(37:13):
you need a sister, I'm yourgal. Text Valentine in the morning three
one oh four three. Jill's gotthe entertainment headlines coming up a new face
has joined the cast of Wednesday.I'll tell you who it is, coming
up at seven fifty. If youare getting ready for school today, have
a great day at school, whetherthat's you know, elementary school, high

(37:34):
school, college, whatever you doing, or continuing education. If you're getting
ready for work or stuck in trafficright now headed into work, I hope
it's a great day for you aswell. Good morning, Anonymous. How
are you today? I'm good?How are you? We're doing all right?
So I understand that you are alittle bit upset about not being invited
to what So my two best friendsof fifteen years did not invite me to

(37:58):
go to the Air's tour with them? Oh? No, they're the problem.
It's them. Why did they notinvite you? Could you not get
tickets? Though? Was the thing? If there's only a pair of tickets?
What was going on? No?So they have a little of a
higher paying job, and so thetickets that they wanted to get were a

(38:19):
little out of my price point.Okay, and so I was not invited.
Oh but you, even though outof your price point, would you
have tried to like find a wayto make it happen. Nonetheless, I
mean probably for Taylor's Lift, ofcourse. Yeah, at least have them
offer it to say, you know, this is what we want to do.
This is what we're going to doif you want in or something.

(38:43):
Yeah, I get that. Sowho did they take? They just went
just by themselves. To them,there was no extra ticket. They went
on their own. See, butthey didn't offer her to like, hey,
buy a ticket and be with usor something. How weird. But
we did walk it on Disney's Plusas soon as it came out, so
that was still really fun. Didyou watch it with them? I did?

(39:05):
Did that? Like bug you theentire time? Like, oh my
god, I remember this, Let'sgo No, because they apologize and it's
Son's good. Oh, I'm gladthey came around. I'm glad they apologize.
All is good. How excited areyou for tomorrow night? Oh my
gosh, you have no idea.I can think about it. What time
does it drop? Nine pm?Nine pm the Taylor's Apartment. Yes,

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And we are playing the entire thingfront to back at nine pm tomorrow night,
and Taylor Swift herself is hosting,and she's going to be talking about
stories behind the songs and lyrics.And she's playing the entire album. It's
so cool. Taylor Swift is goingto be here at nine o'clock tomorrow night
in our building. Are you?Are you circling the building? Jill?

(39:50):
Are you going to be out?Is it that studio? This using our
studios? Using my microphone. I'mnot leaving tomorrow. I'm just gonna sit
here, Anonymous. Are you hearingthis? I hear it this time.
Sorry, I don't know who youare. I can't invite you because I
don't know who you are. Youcan come with me, Anonymous, Thanks
for calling up a great day.Okay, thank you you too. Bye.

(40:10):
By eight sixty six five four fourfam texting three one oh four to
three. Have you ever been upsetthat you weren't invited to a certain event?
This text has My sisters planned acruise with my mom and did not
include me, but the cruise endedup getting canceled due to a hurricane Ah
this Texas. I thought my frienddidn't invite me to Hurricane say, only
to realize my mom decided we wouldn'tbe going because her mom didn't show up

(40:37):
to mine. So she Oh mygosh, the mom was holding a grudge.
Yes, that's not you know whatit is though. I understand that
because you have to realize sometimes thathurt people hurt people, and that mom
was hurt by your friend not showingup, so she wanted to hurt back.
It's a powerful statement when you thinkabout it, and it helps you

(40:58):
thro your day. Hurt people,hurt people. There's always a reason behind
it. Seven thirty five. Thisis one of four to three my fam.
It is Valence out of the morning. One thousand bucks come your way
at eight o'clock today, my family, it is Valence out of the morning.
Seven thirty eight. Have you evernot been invited to something that kind
of got you mad? You know? And this started off as a joke

(41:19):
earlier today about like, oh,we're not invited to Jill's wedding. Oh
I found out somebody else that usedto work. You're going to invite to
your wedding. Oh she's my weddingplanner. Well, okay, she's gonna
be fine. It was not likewe couldn't plan stuff too. You sit
there, You sit there, it'splan there's so much more. Is there
a lot going into it? There'swhat what's going into it for you?
With a destination wedding, because that'sa problem. There's not a whole lot.

(41:40):
But what it is is it's thefact that like I don't have to
worry about it, so I canjust focus on getting ready with my sisters
and my mom and Jeff's mom andall of that and just not have to
worry about like, Okay, didthe flowers make it to the venue?
And you know the champagne toast?Is that ready? Like right, she's
she's handling all that for me?Do you think And I want you to
be honest about this, and Iwon't be offended if it's not me,

(42:04):
Okay, okay, of everybody inthis room. If was your wedding player's
name, Margot or something, MarjorieMarjorie Okay, yes, if Marjorie wasn't
doing it and you had to hireone of us to plan your wedding in
this room, who do you thinkwould do it the best? Laura?
Besides her? Okay, Laura's offthe table. Now now you're down to

(42:25):
me. Brian and John. You'replanning the whole thing, planning the wedding.
You're doing what Marjorie is doing.Yeah, we're doing it all.
Babe, does this involve design too. She she is doing, Yeah,
she's doing, like the table,like the place cards for the dinner afterwards,
and the sign all the guest arch. There's no balloon arch. Well

(42:45):
that's her falling short. Everybody lovesa ballon arch. People love balloon arches.
Arch. That's there for the venuefor the ceremony. But it has
flowers. Mine would have flowers.And it was no, no, I
took it back. Scared of balloons. Scared of balloons. You're scared of
balloons, but you're frightened the balloons. I don't think I knew that either.

(43:07):
I'm so scared. You should neverhave told us, Oh, we're
going to fill the room with balloonstomorrow, a ballue and arch. I'll
take a photo quickly and get outof there. Just move on. So
you're afraid of it popping or justa touch of a balloon or anything,
the popping of the balloon. Wow, So if this room had balloons all
over the floor when you came intoour that would freak you out. It'd
be okay when you know for yourbirthday there are all those balloons in here

(43:28):
at the ceiling. I was soafraid every time it one would inch closer
to a light because I thought like, oh, the light's going to be
hot. Well, what were youlike worried about? So it pops,
it pops. I know there's somethingabout the wood. I do have this
memory of cleaning up after VAL's birthdayone year and I was stepping on a
balloon out of nowhere and Jill literallyjumped out of her chair. Yeah it's
scary. I mean that would startleanyone, but I didn't realize you had
this, like it's a weird fearand fear. Yeah. Yeah, most

(43:51):
people don't get startled when they seethe blue bead popped or something like that.
It pops out of the blue,and you didn't know the balloon was
theer like, oh my god,what was that? Right? Yeah,
that gets you. But if youknow the balloons about popped, this smod's
gonna pin to it and it stillfreaks you out. That's different, all
right. So anyway, so he'spopping balloons, so I know about him
balloons with me. Well, thatwould you be okay with no balloons?

(44:12):
Yeah? Of course, Okay,I'm gonna say, Valentine, Well i'd
have him pliny my wedding. That'sthe right choice. Yeah, I couldn't
do it. Well. She's alsothinking I'm gonna bring my wife into it.
Oh, like I got back.She's thinking about that, and Leilani's
really good at that. Lelan withlike the headset on and like she's she's
making things happen, yelling at meand like, excuse me, I'm the
planner. Why are you yelling atme? You're my number two. So

(44:35):
what you're saying is God forbid somethinghappens is going to be the Marjorie something
half to Marjorie. I could stepin at the last second. That's what
you're saying. That's not what I'msaying. I think we all heard it.
One O four three my f Mone O four to three my FM
Entertainment headlines, It's official. KansasCity Chiefs Side and Javis Kelsey will host

(45:00):
Are You Smarter Than a Celebrity?For Amazon Prime Video. He's already filmed
twenty episodes of the show, Sowe knew this was going to happen.
We thought, is it going tobe Are You Fifth Grader? What's it
going to be? Now we knowit's a spinoff Are You Smarter Than a
Celebrity? It was like this isa celebrity there like going against you or
something like that. So the classroomis going to be filled with celebrities and

(45:22):
they're going to have a contestant thatTravis Kelce is quizzing, right, and
they can get help from the classroomof celebrities. Okay, So the celebrity
himself doesn't have to look like adumb dumb right, They would be like
all C level celebs because nobody Aleveled want to come on the show and
look dom. Yeah, they're justasking are you smarter than the celebrity?

(45:42):
Okay, And Steve Buscemi has joinedthe cast of Wednesday. According to Variety,
he's going to play the new principleof Never More Academy and season two
of Netflix will be premiering sometime laterthis year. I'm Jill, but they're
in timid headlines. Just texted andhey, Jill, if somebody or if
something rather happens to your wedding planner, I think you know who to question.

(46:07):
Somebody else texted dear Val, Ithink that's called premeditated. No,
it was a hypothetical threatening I saidthat happened to her. Should we be
nervous for Marjorie, like what Iknow? Sweet sweet Marjorie, Sweet sweet,
Marjorie, sweet sweet, And Marjorie, my wedding planner will be there.

(46:31):
Yes, yes, everything's going tobe one where she lives, she's
here, she is close. Idon't know where she lives. Actually,
what does she drive? What typeof car? Stop? I don't know.
I don't know anything about her.Yeah, you know what, watch
your back, Marjorie's fine. Ican be the wedding planner if you outs.

(46:55):
Does it pay, by the way, a wedding planner, Yes,
but you would do it for free. Oh, Marjorie, it's all yours.
It's Battle of Sexes. You guyswant to play eight sixty six five
four four MYFM. I heard weneed a man for the Battle of Sexes.
I think we might have our femalecontestant. Oh we do, Dana

(47:15):
and Fontana's on hold and she willbe in hold for thirteen minutes. But
if you are a man who thinksyou can win the Battle of a sexes
today call us up eight sixty sixfive four fur MYFM. Current win total
for the year is seventy two forthe Winchato's and sixty one Winchacha's. Oh
we're behind you. Guys always catchup, You always catch up. Do

(47:37):
you remember there's one year where itended in a tie and nobody knew what
to do. Yes, we keeptrack of the winners of the Battle of
a sexes. At the end ofthe year, we'd just give you the
reveal and it ended in a tie. What are the odds of that?
Right? Yeah? But I saidto myself, you know what, that's
equality finally raising its head and sayingHi, I'm here. Finally it's over
the we did it, guys,congrats twenty four it was parody. Finally

(48:01):
equality had been achieved. But nowit's seventy two to sixty one, mass,
come on eight sixty six by fourto four than for the Battle of
sexis. Here's your daily dose ofhappy news on Valentine in the morning.
Hello, good morning, Hello,good morning. What's your happy news,
Allison? My happy news is thatmy remaining medical school debt was completely forgiven.

(48:28):
Was this part of a prison's bidenthing of forgiving a bunch of debt?
You know, this was a planthat was in place long before him.
I've been working on this for overthree years to try to get this
forgiven, and it just finally cameto fruition. That's great. Who forgave
the debt? It's the physician loanforgiveness program. Wow, if you don't
mind asaska, thank you. Whatwas your total? I had remaining?

(48:52):
One hundred and thirty five thousand dollars? Wow? What type of a doctor
are you? I'm an orthopedic surgeon, right? Is that this good money?
That wasn't their orthopedic surgery? Yeah? I do pediatrics, which is
on the lower end of orthopedics.But yes, I make a good living.
But the medical school debt just laysyou down. Came out of medical
school with about two hundred and fiftythousand. Yeah, and then you live

(49:15):
in LA which makes it harder exactlyexactly, and you have to make your
payments for ten years, and youhave to check all their boxes and get
all their signatures, and it's alot of hoops to jump through. But
I finally made it. Well,it's great they forgave it. I mean,
who ends up paying for that?Then? I wonder, I guess
the government, not you? Youget me my problem? Man? What

(49:37):
was that moment like when you foundout it was forgiven? What was going
through your head? I was screamingin my car when I got the email,
and I called people, And firstI called my husband and said,
open my account, check check thebalance, and it was really zero and
actually it was actually plus two thousand. They actually owe me money. Oh

(49:59):
god, all time? Well,I kept I kept all my payments going,
so I guess they forgave it andI kept paying. So they're giving
me back a little bit money.Okay, gotcha, probably just made an
extra payment, so they're returning that. I bet. So what's the plan
now that debt is now off yourback? So what will you be doing
paying my taxes and catching up onother debts by not having this debt?

(50:22):
Well, listen, congratulations on everything. That must be, Like John said,
a huge weight off your shoulders.Huge, huge. Yeah, we're
taking the family on a cruise.Oh okay, we're all going on a
cruise. Luck with that risk.Kiss celebrate. We gotta celebrate and you
should. Thanks Alison, thanks forcalling. Thank you, I fam my

(50:43):
fab. It's Valentine in the morning. It is eight oh seven, Wednesday,
April seventeenth. Quick, how manydays until your wedding? Oh?
Gosh, I don't know. Dowe need a countdown? App. I
have a countdown. We have acountdown on our Alexa at home. Oh,
hold on me. Does she tellyou like every day or something?
We ask how many days till ourwedding? Still she tells us? And
does she sound like she's excited andeverything? Oh? Yes, or she's

(51:04):
a normal voice. It's normal voice, but sounds excited. It's just a
normal voice. I don't know howmany days. Let me do a quick
google. How many days until Jill'swedding? We've got to program it.
Oh, how many days until Julytwenty nine? Weddings of twenty ninth?
Okay, one hundred and three days? One hundred and three days? Oh

(51:28):
my gosh, what if it wasone of four? I should have asked
you yesterday, you'd be kiss me. How does it feel very exciting?
Yeah? Right, I wish itwas tomorrow. I want to marry him
now. I just I love him. I don't want to start crying.
Stop. Hey, it's okay,No, no, it is. It

(51:50):
really is okay. When you findlove like this and you're excited about something,
when you're excited for the beginning ofthis future that you deserve, you
don't want to wait one hundred andthree days. No, I get it
and whatever. It's just a ceremony. It's just a piece of paper,
like we're music. Go ahead,Joe, it's a ceremony. It's a
piece of paper. But it's somuch more than that. It is it

(52:10):
is and we you know, weknow this is for life. And he's
just he is the absolute best humanbeing in the entire world. And I
love him so much. And it'sbeen a long road for you. Yes,
and roads have twists and turns,sometimes potholes, some dead ends,

(52:31):
some dead ends, some dead ends, stop it. I don't want to
cry some dead ends, but youfind your way right right, never go
up, never surrender. I don'twant to cry. A song by Corey
Hart joint first sip here. No, it's not a first sip. It's

(52:51):
just a girl being honest. Andshe's she's a woman now. When I
first met Jill, she was ayoung girl my wife's dance team so many
years ago. And she's a womanwho knows what she wants m hm.
And she's going after it. Yeah, very excited, very very happy.

(53:14):
I didn't know life could be thisgood. And I had a great life.
Yeah, a great family, greatfriends, great career, had a
great life, and then he justenthanced it a million times. He's more
than frosting. That wasn't he morethan what frosting and a cake? He's
more than that. Oh yeah,he's the little cake. I want to

(53:37):
be clear. When I was chokingup, that was the overnight oats.
You're talking about road closures like theoatmeal, but it's sounded like Osa bd
bro klemtright there too. Oh mygod, he's gonna cry now. It
is a battle of the sexes.Representing the men as it was. Eric

(54:00):
sirreanch Kukamaga works as a project managerand enjoys coaching his son's soccer team.
What up? Very good morning,everybody, mom man, soccer up,
buddy, let's go representing the ladyis. Her name is Dana. She's
from Fontana. She's a retail workerand enjoys going to amusement parks. Let's
hear it for Dana. What's up, Dana? Good morning? Everybody?

(54:20):
Good morning? Eric? Is yourkid a y so like? What's going
on? What type of soccers youplay? Yeah, he's a yolso xtra
right now, but he's moving onto sport in California, gotcha, okay,
very cool man. How old youchild? Tan? Yeah, Brian's
got some kids get into the soccerworld now too, as oldest is playing
soccer and doing pretty well. Yeah, he's doing very well. One another

(54:42):
game this past weekend. Look outfor the devils out there, woo devils?
Really? How's he doing physically withthe game? Good? He's very
aggressive. He's making kids down defense. So yeah, you know, there
was some kids knocked over, butit's all part of the game. And
yellow cards and him yet or anything. No yellow cards all right, so
they haven't seen it. Keep itup, buddy, here's that work saying.
I'm gonna ask you a few questions. Eric, You'll just gonna be

(55:04):
asking you the questions. Best atof three wins, still time into regulation,
we go to a that's a toughtiebreaker question. Let us start with
the ladies. The album The TorturedPoet's Department comes out on Friday. Who's
the artist behind that album? Oh, let's say, Oh my goodness,
gracious, let's say Taylor Swift droppingat nine o'clock tomorrow night. Right,

(55:29):
Yes, you're correct, we willhave Taylor Swift on the air, and
one of four to three mile themplaying every single song on that album.
Yeah, and talking about that albumthe entire thing. How about that,
Eric, What twenty seventeen Taylor Swiftalbum is associated with a snake? Oh

(55:51):
man, no clue. Oh that'sreputation, all right. Current scores here
to zero. What sport the PittsburghPenguins play baseball? Hockey? Has anybody
seen the Instagram posts of the Penguinsjumping off the cliff into the water that's
been going around? Oh my god, like a thousand of them right one.

(56:14):
It's their first jump into the ocean. It's the cutest thing. Like
the birds learn how to fly,right, these penguins they jump off this
cliff for the very first time,their first ocean swim. I swear as
God is man as witness. Acouple of those penguins are pushing a few
of them. I feel like that'sthem believing they can fly, and they
know that like one of them willbe able to do it. So one
by one they jump off the flipsing, one single one flies. They're

(56:35):
flapping their little wings. Oh man, I really thought I was gonna fly.
It's the cutest thing if you seeit, all right. Current score
is zero zero, Eric, whatis the name of our Los Angeles w
NBA team, the La Spark.That's right, all right, guys on
board once to nothing. You gottaget this right, Dana or Eric's gonna
win. Here we go. Howmany cards are in a standard deck of

(57:00):
cards? Fifty two? That's exactlyright, boom fifty two? Pick and
Eric, Trevor, Dan Jacob andEric Michael are all members of what All
or Nothing boy band? Now?Now boys meant a bunch of hits?

(57:35):
All nothing, dream No? Allor nothing was fine? That was good,
but liquidreams dreams but Bob flop?No, Bob got it. Let's
go to a nuts and tough tiebreaker question. Holler, you name know
the answer, Your name will beyour buzzer. Wait until Brian Burton finishes
asking the question before you buzz in. What's the silliest thing that made you

(58:00):
cry? Eric? Oh, thescene in Dodgeball with the girl with a
really deep voice. It was kindof madly when they say not you and
she like, oh, oh mygod. My wife were watching that movie

(58:22):
and we started cracking up because wewere not expecting that. Eric, that
was the most incredible movie scene,poll that you could have said right now,
Wow, fellas when Battle of theSexist Championship certificate posted and sol she's
the hashtag Valentine in the morning,you share that pride. Okay, we'll

(58:42):
do and you gonna go see linkone two So far Stadium, July sixth,
Carry me perfect. That's about amonth right before my my new babies
do. So me and my wifewill enjoy that. Oh very cool.
Tickets on sale now at ticket massdot com. Congratulations, Thank you so

(59:04):
much, Dana. As you exitthe stage, this moment is entirely yours.
You take it away. I thoughtI said my name first, but
it's okay. My daughter did saythat I should have got the Penguins because
Penguin ice hockey. But I wantto give a shout out to my daughter's
friend, Marabella's mom, Cindy,because she does listen to the radio and
she has heard that before. Thanks, of course, thanks for playing.

(59:27):
We appreciate you. John. What'strending? Well, Let's Taylor Swift pop
up in la is already pop youlart, I've seen so many posts about
it already. It just opened upyesterday at the Grove. It's running through
the rest of the week. Gearingup for this new Taylor Swift album,
The to Orchard Poets Department. Someof those installations on there are actually leaking
lyrics to some of her upcoming songs. If you're curious to preview some of

(59:50):
those, we put them up onour Instagram in the stories. You can
go see them right now at Valentinein the Morning. I'm Jackie Luci and
that's what's turning in music. Ireally tried working in Paradise al Jumbo Coconut
s Trimp Bapetizer, but it's sohard to work into the lyrics of agreement.
Right. If you hear one moretime, Oh, well, do
you have the do you have music? You want to be something? I
mean, that's very nice for you. I think it's probably going overboard.

(01:00:13):
I mean they're going bankrupt, soif you want to get into Red Lobster,
I mean, now might be thetime. I don't know. I
hope they make it through bankruptcy,and I hope they keep their locations open.
A lot of people do enjoy RedLobster. Installed enough, Brian,
I can't stall anymore. And it'sit's what do you have the time to
listen to me? One you don'tknow the name of the song. Oh,

(01:00:38):
forget it. It's over. It'sit's like I don't even know if
it's gonna flow now, you know, does it like start right away?
Let me here? Okay, allright, here I go. Do you
have the time to have this shrimpyou or grab a lobster lover's dream for
two? Try well? Special,I forget it better without the music,

(01:01:02):
really better without the music. Youthought so? I thought I nailed.
Thank you. It is one offour three my fam This is Valentine in
the morning. There is one thousanddollars come your way at nine o'clock this
morning. Taylor Swift, this isWillow. Listen. You can text whatever
you want. You're not getting inmy head, Okay, hurt people,

(01:01:22):
hurt people, So you're not gonnahurt my feelings. What in the actual
bleep did I just listen to asa text? Okay? Another text?
Is something going on over there?Today? Is something in the air?
Does val have something he got atCoachella? No? I don't have anything
with me and I bring anything homefrom Coachella. I just I sang a
song that I thought was appropriate for, you know, for red Lobster.

(01:01:45):
Yeah, I guess why. It'sthe only question. Why. Why do
you not get the why places goingbankrupt? How was that out of nowhere?
I don't get it. Did anew story, and then we broke
it to talk. I enjoyed listen. Broadway is something that people really enjoy.
You know, so many people goto the pantagious all the time.
So I thought I'd marry news andsong and see where that goes. You.

(01:02:07):
It's a nong. You try newthings, you write an adventurous man.
I'm not critiquing listen. If youdon't try, you don't know if
it's gonna work. And I thoughtthat actually worked quite well, and that
song was clearly the best pick.Yeah, yeah, hell yeah. Who's
texting me? Who's getting text here? It's not me? So who's getting
text me? Brian? Dear,what do we say about turning off our

(01:02:30):
phones when we entered the studio?I'd like to apologize. Do you have
the time to listen to our show? Huh mm hmmm. It made sense
because if Red Lobster's going bankrupt,they may not be time for you to
have that popcorn shrimp. You mighthave to get in there for Walt special.
You know, so I thought,do you have the time? It
was clearly the perfect choice for abankruptcy moment. Yeah, thank you for

(01:02:53):
understanding. Joy, the only oneI can count on, the only one
who does have my back. Thankyou very k all right, it's eight
thirty one, eight sixty six fivefour four maya Famber text in three one
oh four three? What did youget at work? Instead of a bonus
ian textan and said, we gota pizza lunch, but only two slices
so everyone would be able to havea piece. Do you remember when we

(01:03:13):
all came back to work after likethe pandy and this whole thing was like
we're gonna breakfast every week and stuff. It lasted like what two weeks or
something like that. That was breakfastevery day, was breakfast every day.
There was lunches and stuff as awelcome back, and then you're on your
own. So you have red Lovesare the pupcors Room text Valentine in the
morning at three one oh four tothree, Jill has got the entertainment headlines

(01:03:36):
coming up. We just found outwho's gonna play the love interest in the
Naked Gun remake. I'll tell youwho she is coming up at eight fifty.
Hey got a song in a coupleof seconds. I've mentioned it before.
Charlie Pooth as a young man doesthe mouth noises in this song.
You'll find it very interesting when itcomes up. But first desire you've been
at hold hi daz hi r goodmorning. So at your place employer that

(01:04:00):
weren't passing out bonuses, what didyou get instead of about bons? So
it was Christmas time and I receiveda letter that said happy Holidays with a
movie ticket. And my sister wasthere and she has if she could go
with me, and I told herit's just one ticket. Wait wait wait,
wait wait, you got a cardsaid happy holidays and the ticket to
what to a movie theater? Toa movie theater? Movie to a movie?

(01:04:23):
Yeah? One ticket? Was ita good movie? Well? It
was just one ticket, not toospecifically, just too okay, just the
theater. It wasn't a matinee onlyor something was it? And no,
it was just to go find myself. So I my sister asked me to
go with me, and I said, well, I have to pay for

(01:04:45):
your ticket, which defeat the purposeto get the ticket on the first preece.
Can you imagine if you call myoffen for blinklin eighty two tickets and
we just send you one. Yeah, right, exactly, and especially with
a movie theater. Yeah, theycould be pricey, but you can sports
for two tickets so your workers cantake a person with them. Maybe they
couldn't. Maybe times are tough.Maybe it's red lobster she worked out.

(01:05:05):
We don't know where did you work, Well, it was a little company
back in the day, back inthe day. Okay, guys, all
right, desire, thank you somuch for calling in. Of course,
that's all. How is the dayyou too? There is one thousand dollars
coming away at nine o'clock today.My own, my own started it all

(01:05:28):
right there baby, Charlie poo's amazing, amazing stuff. Hi, Sarah,
good morning, how are you Hi? I'm fine, good deal, So
talk to us. The bonus atwork that wasn't money. What did you
get? They gave us an inand out gift card about twenty bucks yep,
And gathered everybody together to you know, announce this big exciting thing that

(01:05:56):
they were doing. And that's whatit was. Whoo what were you all
expecting? Because I'm sure like ifeverybody's gathering us together. We're thinking,
oh, this is going to bedid you guys all think like checks or
money or definitely money? Yes,we thought everybody was getting a big bonus.
What did you guys say? Whatwas the number you were thinking when

(01:06:18):
you were gossiping by the waterciller going, I think this one was gonna be
on. The companies are pretty well, I think we're all going to get
X amount of dollars? What doyou think? Definitely not twenty Like what
would have been a number that wouldhave excited you? One hundred bucks to
fifty five hundred thousand at least athousand bucks? Like you're not going to
bring everyone together in and out giftcards? Right, I'm trying to place

(01:06:39):
this on scale. Here is thisaboveer below? Pizza party? I mean
a pizza party. At least you'relike all together, you know, having
a good twenty bucks. Twenty bucksand that's an in and out meal right
there, of course, But thenyou got to go do it and you
got a whole family, right,a whole family. I couldn't I couldn't

(01:07:01):
even feed my whole family. Someof us in and out can be long,
you know, they can take foreverthey move a law, but they
can take forevernutes sometimes. Yeah.Yeah, did you use the gift card?
Oh yeah, definitely, one Ofour to three my FM. Here's

(01:07:23):
what's coming up in entertainment headlines.A Marvel star has admitted he wishes his
character was done I'll tell you whosaid what right after traffic one O four
to three my FM. Entertainment Headlines. Michael Douglas plays scientist Hank Pim in
the ant Man films for Marvel,and in a new interview, he says

(01:07:44):
he wishes his character had been killedoff in a fantastic way in Quantumania.
He said that that was his request. He wanted his character to die,
and he said he wanted to havea serious one too, with the great
special effects. And he said,there's gotta be some fantastic way where I
can shrink an ant size and thenexplode whatever it is. I want to
use all those effects. But thatdid not happen in Quantumanium. And Pamela

(01:08:06):
Anderson has joined the cast of theNaked Gun remake. This is going to
star Liam Neeson in Leslie Nielsen's rolefrom the original films, and Pamela Anderson
will be playing his love interest whowas played by Priscilla Pressley in the film,
and the New Naked Gun is scheduledto be in theaters July of twenty
twenty five. I'm Jill with yourertaiment headlines. There is nine minutes until

(01:08:30):
you win one thousand dollars and onehundred and three days until Jill's wedding.
Yes, that's true. Two importantthings to note on today's show thousand Bucks
ConA nine o'clock it is one offour to three myfm's Valencine in the Morning,
one of four three, mifam,it is Valentine in the Morning tomorrow.
Make sure you're listening to one offour to three MYFM at nine o'clock

(01:08:53):
Mayer Lopez out, Buddy, done, Hit the streets, buddy, get
out of here. You and yourwife. You are kicked out of the
studio. Take that to the streets. Dimples save by Nothing, Wow,
because Taylor Swift will be on atnine o'clock playing her entire album, talking
about every single track the Tortured PoetsDepartment, and then also all day tomorrow

(01:09:16):
it's twice the tailor. When weplay two Taylor Swift songs back to back,
you have a chance to win thenew album from Taylor Swift, The
Tortured Posts Department on Phantom Clear vinylonly at Target. I don't even know
what that is, but that soundsgreat. She releases these specialis like different
vinyls over the years. Yes,she's always nice. She autographs it,

(01:09:39):
sends it to me and Jill getslike, so mad I do. I'm
so, But I've given you someof the gifts that she's given me.
You gave me the red ring,right, yes, yeah that was nice
to me. Yes, thank you. But my wife wanted to know why
I gave it to you. Ihad to. I had to give her
a blanket or something. I don'tknow what I give her. But that's
all day tomorrow. Get to winthat vinyl, which is so cool.

(01:10:01):
And you know who's hosting that interviewwith her at nine o'clock tomorrow night.
Not me? Not me? Iwas busy, had something going on.
Is it Maria Lopez? No?I think it's just her actual Yeah,
she's gonna be talking about the albumbecause nobody could host an interview with her.
We all be like fangirling out theentire time. So I'll be nine

(01:10:24):
o'clock tomorrow night here in MYFM.Here's adel. This is hello, Hello,
Hello, Hello, Hello Hello.Oh I like that last one because
I did a breath before you couldhear the intake breath. They're like,
hello, well Nicole back, Ohmy god, it's Chatta Croger reference right

(01:10:46):
there. I've never made it awise man. Hi Dell, thanks for
listening. We appreciate that. Ninetwenty one, it is Valentine in the
morning. It's to MYFM. Thisthousdbucks coming up ten o'clock with Lesa Fox
in that cash today here in Miafam the one thousand dollars Phillip. We
call it. We give you akeyword and it's a different word every hour.
Thirteen times. Oh, I justlicked my microphone. Oh when I

(01:11:10):
said thirteen, my tongue really cameout. Thirteen weird thirteen. Yeah,
I just ad tongue come out forthat. You licked you, But it's
your mic You licked your own microphone. Still, it's like, people use
this microphone besides me? Who usesthat micropho. It happened like that was
CNN last night. They were theywere talking about licking a microphone. I'm
sorry for what. I just lickedmy michone I'm Anderson Cooper all broadcast.

(01:11:30):
My god, have been there atone We've all licked a microphone or two.
Jill. Sorry, everyone, I'mso sorry. I just really caught
me off guard. Well do youthink we weren't caught off? Don't stay?
Thirteen's pick another number? Thirteen.Your tongue comes out the side for
that one? Thirteen? Do youput your mouth in the side? Does
it really come out when you saythirteen? I haven't abnormally long tongue?

(01:11:51):
All right? What about twelve plusone? Twelve plus one? Case?
What thirteen? Let me see it? Good? Thirteen? Yeah, that
comes out like a snake. Countto from nine to fourteen so I can
watch the tongue, watch the sideprofile. Guys, should you go on
Instagram life? Hold on? No? Should I? No? No?
Come on? I need followers.Don't No, I'm doing it? No,

(01:12:11):
please don't. I can't. Wecan't with my tongue. It's weird.
I get weird messages. I don'twant to fair enough, all right,
but anyway, from nine to fourteen, side nine, ten, eleven,
twelve, Oh my god, Ohthat would been a home run on
Instagram. I would have been likeverified with a million followers go four BALANCEI

(01:12:32):
go the number four balanceine things thatis abnormal? Does Jeff know that?
I don't think I've ever said thirteenaround it. I can't I feel it
series even asking me what's going onright now? Who so thirteen? Does
mind you that? Nine ten,eleven, twelve, thirteen fourteen? Yeah,

(01:12:53):
I don't even see a tongue.Don't see a tongue. That is
so weird. Why does your tonguecome so far out the thirteen? You're
like a little like a gopher snakeor something like a little lizard. John,
let me see you count for nineten, kid, John, the
MIC's in front of your face.Yeah, okay, nine, ten,
eleven, twelve thirteen. It camea bit out and eleven not on thirteen
thirteen was five eleven. It cameout right out it ahead of yours.

(01:13:15):
Let's see it. Nine inside foryou, please, bride, nine ten
eleven twelve foot you lick to yourmicrophone. It happened, happens the best
of us. Oh by way,somebody asked me the other day, they
go, is your show scripted?John? What's trending? No concert this
time? No? I know whatyou're talking about. John, Right,
well, the Real Green Days nextthen say surprise show this week, just

(01:13:42):
announce it. They're gonna beat theEcho Plex this Thursday, super small venue
and they normally play arenas. They'regoing on a whole tour this year,
so this is going to be ahuge opportunity. Here TH's tickets go on
sale at noon. We threw thelink up on our Instagram in the stories.
If you want to see it atValentine in the Morning, I wit
you. That's what's trying to getmusic one of four three mile fav It

(01:14:03):
is Valentine in the Morning. Wedoing a podcast today Wednesday, Yeah,
but we didn't do one yesterday.We jipped people doing tomorrow. Then that's
the regular day Tuesday and Thursday's regularday for the extra after show podcast.
But we didn't do one yesterday becauseBrian had some other project he was working
on. So I thought it'd benice to do a makeup one today.

(01:14:24):
Hm hmm. But it seems likeI'm seeing faces that aren't into that.
I could go either way, Okay, John, I could go either way.
Okay, Brian, let me see. Yeah, if we could get
to it somewhat, you know,do you apple to do a podcast The
Real Housewife, Santa Carider or something. Sometimes, you know, mister podcast

(01:14:45):
professional. After we get off theair takes you don't have time for our
podcast. We have time for agirl from Saved by the Bell. They
talked to you about Seventh Heaven.It's technically the the Hey Dude Podcast today
the nineties called which say kind oflose on nineties Christine Taylor and David Lasher,
who were on the hit show HeyDude in the nineties. I love

(01:15:06):
that show growing up. Hey Dude. Nope, you're gonna get sued for
doing that. No not, thatwas in the movie yesterday. Anyway,
Assurance said, try Hey Dude insteadof Hey Jude. We could do a
podcast. I'll prove it without me. Maybe that's best. Oh it's not
the same. We don't. Ithought long and hard about it. We

(01:15:27):
don't. We really do know.I was checking my contract and personnel changes.
Excuse me? No, no,no, no, no, no
no no. A couple of guysstill out to Mark Belinski from The Secret
Show not happy looking for a change. Oh, please get him over here.
No no, no, no,one likes Mark. I do love
Mark, but but OK. Entertainmentheadline, bradd is irreplaceable. The I

(01:15:51):
Am Selene Dion documentary now has apremiere day. It's going to debut on
Prime Video June twenty bed. Ohhere is leading on the documentary premiering on
Prime Video June twenty fifth, andthey say that we are going to get

(01:16:11):
a raw and honest glimpse into SelineDion's life as she battles stiff person syndrome.
Also, it is showing her dedicationto her fans and passions for performing.
I can't wait for this one andit were dead to me and Mary
With Children's star Christina Applegate, shesays she was asked to be on the
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills ten yearsago, but she turned down the offer.

(01:16:36):
She did make some friends with otherBravo stars, she said, but
she did become friends also with theexecutive producers of the City of the series
because their kids went to school together. But she says if she was on
the show, it would probably mostlikely have been very, very boring,
so she did not become a realhousewife. I'm Jill with their entertainment headlines
all right, Jill Thanky's show.Thank you for your show. John Thay

(01:16:57):
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