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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We're good, dude, we're rocking and rolling.
Speaker 2 (00:03):
It's recording.
Speaker 1 (00:03):
Yeah, so this will be a part of the BTS
maybe the afterwards. Uh, I'm not really sure where this
is going to land on both. Yeah, probably on both.
Speaker 2 (00:11):
Yeah props.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
I'm Peyton Winmore. Yeah, welcome high. Uh another enriched infused podcast,
brought to you by the Mint.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Come on the Mint.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
What are it smells so good in here?
Speaker 2 (00:23):
It smells delish because we have the Big Game meal
in here, which is like two pizzas wings and then
four cupcakes and then also Valentine's Day is like a
week from Friday. Yeah, so we literally have like you
know those like trending viral heart cakes. Oh yeah, dude,
they're literally viral. Like That's why I'm like, look at
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the heartcakes because this is so like topical, Like the
Mint is on it right now.
Speaker 1 (00:48):
I just want to smash my face into one of
those cakes and just eat it. Don't waste time, my
hands behind my back and just way through that cake.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Don't you be wasteful.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
I'd like the little dray, I'd be enhanced. I'm about
to be enhanced, dude. So yeah, you said the Big
Game meal deal it's too uh what.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
It's two pizzas. It's two pizzas, two hundred milligrams for
the two pizzas, one hundred milligrams per pizza. And then
you get eight buffalo wings, which is what is making
the studio smells so good. We're literally like in here
doing right now. And the eight wings have one hundred
milligrams of THHC. And then four cupcakes is four milligrams
of teach say, total to only ten milligrams per cupcake,
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which is honestly, that's my that's right on my own.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Here's the thing, though, you can go to the grocery
store and spend fifty dollars on just regular ass food, right, No,
no in enriched enhancement here.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
But the godly plan.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
Yeah, with the godly plant. Dude. Shout out to aj.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
A, shout out to all the people. Dope.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
This is literally like, you can't. You can't get this
much food at a grocery store for fifty bucks. So
the fact that you can go to the mint and
just hook it up for.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
Game day, it's like a double whammy.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
This is amazing. I want to start eating. My stomach
is eating itself.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Okay, go ahead, start eating, and we're going to talk
about how you and Kate decided to book your honeymoon, like,
so where are you going?
Speaker 1 (02:11):
Great question? Now, it was one of those things where
Kate and I we decided, you know, hey, we need
to do this honeymoon thing one to go on a cruise,
and I think we're doing it's Barcelona. It's like all
these places I can't I can't pronounce. I'm uncultured.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
We need to start doing like quizzes for you on
your Spanish because I think in Barcelona that's Spain, right,
these speak Spanish.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
You mean Barcelona, Yeah, Barcelona.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
And you're saying Barcelona, Barcelona, and then we're going to Barcelona.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
I get we're also going to Abida Abiita, Abida Abiza.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
I took a pill and a bee.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I'm about to take a lot of pills out indigestion. Okay,
so I'm diving into.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
The wing, into the wing.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Okay, Well, are you about to eat a wing with
a fork?
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Dude? Yeah, I don't want to get my fingers wet.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Come on, come on.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
That's what he said.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
That was the grossest saliva string have you talked about?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
But that's what she said.
Speaker 1 (03:07):
I mean or he sick your fingers wet.
Speaker 2 (03:12):
Ow I'm eating my you're eating your wing? Dude? You
just scarf that down? Oh is it so bomb?
Speaker 1 (03:19):
I could eat this every day, every meal. Wings and
the fact that this is enriched enriched.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
I know, right, And I'm pat my pizza. And you
know what, though, I do have to say the Mint
has really good ranch, and it's hard to find good ranch.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
I've ever had it. Whoever had come on they're buffalo
sauce is nuts, dude, This food is so good. So
where where is the enrichment? Is it in the sauce?
Probably it's the chicken.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
Well remember when we went in towards they like when
we went in toward you throw oh yeah, yeah, enrichment
in with like all the other stuff. So if like
you get a cupcake, it might be in the frosty.
You know, it's probably not in the batter. It's probably
in the frosting. Who knows. We don't fact check us
on that. We do not work in the bakery the Mint.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
The just let us crash there one day totally.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
The imagining us though, like in the back, just whipping
up some food for customers at the Mint, Like I
feel like it would be a hit.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
If this radio thing doesn't work out, it would be
a yeah. Our references they're just not good enough.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
I'm sorry, we've listened to what they'd be talking about
them all. So currently, Grant right now has two pieces
of pizza, two buffalo wings, and and a chocolate covered strawberry.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Not eat you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
I just got to say. It looks like Grant is
eating in like fast motion over there, like two time speed.
It looks like John Jay when he eats. Dude, look
at it's all over your face. Fix yourself.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
It's just about I say this. I sound like a
broken record. You don't taste it.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
I know that's the problem.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
And that's the problem because it goes down easy, easy
that I don't even. I don't even. I'm at a loss.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
I don't how many plants for Valentine's Day with Kadem
Do you and Kate have plants?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I think I'm supposed to be in charge of that,
And it's what the fourth there's no reservations available.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Well, I'm just saying that's where you have to go
the mint because you don't even have to order it ahead.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
I'm gonna set the little table, a little too top,
like we get a little hard thing. I don't know,
because like, uh, we used to go to the spot
called Belly.
Speaker 2 (05:24):
And Gilbert in the Epicenter.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yeah, that was our Valentine's Day spot and it was
like really good, like asianusion, shut it down, shut it down. Yeah,
So now it's like we're not celebrated.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
Well, that's like a weird spot. I think for restaurants
in general, like unless you're like Espinado's, where it's like
a family friendly restaurant, it's a little different.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
What do you what do you get in your man?
And also is it Yeah, and I here's the thing.
This might sound sexist, but I feel like guys have
to do a lot more work on Valentine's Day than
the ladies. Well, yeah, thank you, Christy.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I know, Christy, that's over with the mint. She's in
the studio and she's validated grant right now. She's awesome.
We love her. But honestly, it is a holiday for
the women. I feel like, and I do want my
man to have a bear and flowers and a cart
for me, Like I'm not expecting for you to go
out and buy me a freaking Cardier bracelet, But like,
(06:16):
show me that you can even though it's it's a
made up holiday, Just do it make me happy?
Speaker 1 (06:22):
What made up holiday do we the fellas have? Like
what do we like? Super Big Game?
Speaker 2 (06:28):
Father's Day?
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yeah, I'm not dead, but like there's no there's no
male version of Valentine's Day.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
I mean that's I guess, But like, do you deserve it?
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Yeah? I do. I mean I guess you get the guys,
you get your.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Birthday, you get your birthday, okay about it? I mean
fourth of July. I feel like it's a bro holiday.
Speaker 1 (06:51):
I don't think so's that's America's holiday.
Speaker 2 (06:53):
It is America holiday, but I feel like the bros
come out right.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I don't. I just I just think it's crazy, That's
all I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
But I mean Valentine's Day could be beneficial for the
guys as well. Like I always get kadem of Valentine's
Day gifts, so he gets spoiled, but like I want
to get more spoiled.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Yeah, what do you get the boxer shorts? Red red
silk boxer shorts for your for your boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (07:19):
I don't know, man, I don't know. I have come
across a couple of those ads on TikTok where it's
like the people are in their boxers and their significant
others faces on them, like could you imagine my face
on one of each kadem's booty cheeks? Like I would
love to see that home.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
No of you, I'm telling.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Just like once you got down. So, do you guys
have plants for Valentine's Day? No, we don't have any
plans for Valentine's Day. Honestly, I'm going to be packing
because I have a really cool thing going up that
I can't tell you guys about yet. And I leave
two days after Valentine today. So that's a little teaser
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for all of you guys that are listening.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
Pyton got a job for the CIA.
Speaker 2 (08:06):
I got a job for the CIA, and I'm I'm
leaving for a week.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Black ops. That's what I do. That is what I do.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
How's your wing over there? I'm about to get into
the I just I mean chocolate cover strawberry.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
I could. I'm so hungry.
Speaker 2 (08:20):
I know I'm hungry too. Have you been okay? I
think I've been feeling every single morning when I wake up,
I'm like, dude, I'm starving, Like I'm so hungry. It's
as if like I don't eat dinner the night before.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
I think I'm I found out I have some food
allergies that I'm I need to get on top of them.
Like what, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
Things have been u interesting the things you've been partaking.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yeah, definitely, but the just my adult body just can't
process food the same way. It sucks.
Speaker 2 (08:50):
Well, that's because you're like almost forty. You're like knocking
on the door.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
That's crazy.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
You're literally like forty, like in earshot, retire at forty
forty the luxury did.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
No money, dude fully three times. But I can't see you.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
I can see you and Kate going and buying like
a trailer house and traveling the country in the world
and just being hippie.
Speaker 1 (09:17):
Have you met Kate? She's not a trailer house type lady.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
I know, but I feel like I feel like, oh,
you just you just gotta do.
Speaker 1 (09:24):
Some voodoo on what do you got over there?
Speaker 2 (09:26):
I'm sorry, Graham, I was like a halfway listening to
your story because I'm eating one of the chocolate covered
strawberries right now, and this is gas Like, this is
so good, This is delicious. Delicios killing your plate.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
No, I'm saving.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Your palette. I was like, dude, are you like all
the way there today? No, yes, this is delicious. Go
and get the chocolate covered strawberries at the Mint because
there are only ten milligrams per chocolate covered strawberry and
that's like the perfect size for me.
Speaker 1 (09:57):
When when the Mint, when Christie the Mint came to do,
uh my, I guess bachelor party.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
That was cool.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
I left the strawberries in the freezer no way, or
in the refrigerator. Yeah, And then I came in on
Monday and during the show on Monday, eight days, I
just housed I ate like eight strawberries and I was
just like, I gotta get home, guys, And it was meanwhile,
it's seven thirty in the morning.
Speaker 2 (10:20):
I was like, that's funny, and I'm kind of hurt
that you didn't tell me about it, and I'm also
hurt that you wouldn't give me.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Well, no, here's the thing. It was, it was past
the point they had set in the refrigerator for long enough.
But I knew I knew. I knew the medicine was
still good. The strawberries were questionable, you know, because it's
been like four days, but I didn't mind. I just
powered through it, as.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
You should have just built the chocolate off.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Well, no, because what's crazy is if i'm if I'm right,
where is the where do they put it in?
Speaker 2 (10:50):
This?
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Is it in the chocolate?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
It has to be in the chocolate. I mean, they're
not injecting the godly goods into the strawberry.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
It's into the chocolate, to the chocolate.
Speaker 1 (11:01):
So I gotta eat this piece of pizza. I can't.
I can't do dessert in between.
Speaker 2 (11:05):
Jenna's here In case you guys didn't know that, Hey, Jennabe, Okay,
what is that? What is the line? And SpongeBob with
the chocolate, like, what is it? She's a chocolate Are
you like joglate that one?
Speaker 1 (11:19):
Yeah, you guys one big SpongeBob people.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
We love SpongeBob pretty well. That's because you're old.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Yeah, true, it's really sad.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
But my definitely, miss You're really not old. Grin. I'm
just on your head because I actually I didn't realize
that you were older than Nick. Yeah, and Nick seems
older than you.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
True. So you know the thing that's crazy is John
Jay says all the time on the area's thirty eight,
So technically I'm older than John Ja. Quickly, on paper,
I'm older than John Jay right, right, right, I'm the
senior most.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Yeah, I think you would actually like a SpongeBob though,
like the crusty kra pizza. Here's problem pizza.
Speaker 1 (12:03):
When I was in music school and there were there
were like little groups of people and they were like
the cool kids, and then there was like the SpongeBob group,
and I didn't really I didn't really associate much with
the SpongeBob people, you know.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Yeah, Grant, what's funnier than twenty four? I don't know
twenty fat? What is that? The Alaskan Bullworm? Come on, dude,
you need to watch munch Mob. Yeah, you need to
get on the leg. No nothing, nothing, Oh my god.
So what did you watch growing up as a kid.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
I remember in college we would have band practice after school. Okay, no, no, no, no, no, no,
so check us out. This isn't this is embarrassing.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
But I was saying that you had band practice is embarrassing.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
No, I mean rock metal. Okay no, no, that makes
it even worse. So my metal band would come over
after class, would be two thirty and we'd throw on
the Disney Channel and watch like five episodes of Even
Stevens and Lizzie McGuire. Yeah, come on, but we were
way too old to watch it then. And then I
remember I got the Hannah Montana three D Concert, The
Best of Both Worlds three D three D DVD and
(13:11):
I and I think it came with six glasses and
so i'd have my band. I remember that I had
my band over all hard musicians, like heavy, heavy metal, heavybis.
We watched the whole DVD.
Speaker 2 (13:23):
You know what's pretty good, dude, Handah Montana? Is that
be like let's be really here? Like that was my
very first concert that I ever went to. I went
to the Hannah Montana Miley Cyrus Concert, The Best of
Both Worlds. So you got the Miley Cyrus songs and
then you got the Hannah Montana songs and it was amazing.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
I feel like that's the DVD that I saw.
Speaker 2 (13:41):
Oh, I mean I might be there. I was on
my dad's shoulders because they recorded the one in Arizona
and that's when I was at Oh, then I have.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I have that concert?
Speaker 2 (13:48):
Please find it?
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Yeah, I got it in my DV case.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
So I would love to watch it. And if you
have a chance to go watch Hannah Montana like the
TV show, go watch the last season because it's so good.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Yeah, I'll tell you what's so good. Billy Ray Cyrus
at the Inaugurasan celebrations.
Speaker 2 (14:06):
Dude, what's wrong with him? And then his kids, dude
blast him on.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Social media, like you know what I think would help
Billy ray Cyris right now? Then to chill elevate his.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
Yea, he gave me the ig.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
I mean he's given me the egg for years. I
feel like, did you watch did you watch the Grammys?
Speaker 2 (14:28):
Yeah? I watched a little bit of it.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
What was your takeaway?
Speaker 2 (14:31):
I liked the Grammys. I thought it was fun. And
I'm like, I you know, I found it really interesting
and like, honestly, Miley Cyrus has gotten a lot of
crap for it. When Kenjack Klamar won the Song of
the Year or whatever it was album Album of the Year,
when Miley Cyrus is like, I hope it's Beyonce and
even if it's not, I'm gonna say it is anyways,
and it's like, I get that, right, You're gonna be
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a stand But I'm like, and as much as I
love Miley, I'm like, dang, girl, you kind of took
away that moment from him, like cool, you know what
I mean. And it's like that just shows that, like
you think that much more of Beyonce than you do
of Kendrick, which I get, but you're taking that away
from him on Black History Month. Come on, girl, we
know better. You know. Happy Black History Month. By the way,
thank you for those that don't know.
Speaker 1 (15:13):
I am half black, but you only get to celebrate
from February fourteenth.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
Really shut all the way up, because true as that
might possibly be. All right, walking in the streets to
Chandler Arizona, I am black period.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
That's how I feel in Sometimes I'm like the blackest
guy in my neighborhood.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
Dude, this guy in your neighborhood, I can't stand you.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
And I'm like, hey, fellas, oh Heler, Heler head brother,
I think I need another piece of pizza.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Go for it, dude. Help I'm about to tell you
Grantha as you walk away to get your piece of pizza.
When I was me and Nick were here, was like
back in October and we interviewed Nick Cannon and Jenna
was here and it was really cool because Nick Cannon
comes in, and he comes in with his entire entourage,
who were all black people, which is amazing, right, Like
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I walk into this building and it's like there's only
a few of us, right, so it's good to feel
represented and whatnot. And Nick is in here also helping
me interview Nick Cannon, and I'm talking about like how
safe I feel, and Nick's just looking around and Nick
is like, I don't think I've ever only been the
white guy, only the only white guy in a room before.
And I was like, that's like really interesting to hear
(16:25):
you say, because it's like you never really notice that
kind of stuff, you know. It's like I can't tell
you how many times I've been the only black person
in the room.
Speaker 1 (16:33):
You know, Yeah, I've been the only white person.
Speaker 2 (16:35):
I know you are because grant you would probably get
your black card from people. They would probably be willing
to get that be invited to the cookout.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
Yeah. When I lived in when I lived in before
way and I ran with a pretty cool crew and
they were it was just cool. Yeah, but I found
out like one day I went in and as the
white guy. It's funny to like walk in in flash gangs.
Speaker 2 (16:59):
Yeah, that's why God doesn't know what you're flashing, and
you might rock into.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
The I'm making stuff up. And anyway, I walk into
a room with my friend Willy and Aaron, and I
flash a particular gang signe and Willy goes, whoa, whoa, whoa,
and he goes, Aaron's actually on the other side of that,
and he was in the La Riots in nineteen ninety two.
Oh my gosh. I was like, Oh, so he's like,
och shit. Yeah. So anyway, I've been that awkward white
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in many rooms. Yeah, it's true.
Speaker 2 (17:27):
Do you want to hear kind of a crazy story
about the La Riots?
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Sure?
Speaker 2 (17:32):
And about a little inside into my life. So I
have an older sister, Dominique. She's one in nineteen ninety one,
so she was one when the riots happened, right with
the Rodney King stuff. My mom's white.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
You know the date on the La Riots. I don't
or April twenty ninth, nineteen ninety two.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Okay, it's a sublime song, so okay.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
I feel like there's probably a lot of sublime listeners
at the minute. Actually that's probably true.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
That's probably true. But my mom's white and my dad's black.
And they were being in south central LA. Literally like
when we go drive to my dad's childhood house, we
like drive literally past where the La riots happened, which
is like a really interesting and I don't know, it's
it's cool to kind of see history. Not cool what happened,
but cool to see history right around the corner from
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where your dad grew up.
Speaker 1 (18:18):
You know.
Speaker 2 (18:19):
So when my mom, when my sister was one, they
were like, Okay, this crime is getting two out of control,
black man, white woman, Like this is a problem in
LA right now. And they basically took my one year
old sister, put her in the back of the car,
put a blanket over her, and my mom and my
dad literally drove through the riots into into Phoenix and
(18:40):
was like we're done, packed up their whole life and
left and not crazy really and not crazy and round
up in.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
The widest place on planet Earth.
Speaker 2 (18:50):
That part in my fagr we lived in Agritopia, literally.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
The epicenter of the widest plays are.
Speaker 2 (18:58):
I claim my hood, though I love my Agrotopia people
I hate.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Excuse me, Yeah dude, those are those people? A yeah, No,
I lived right down the street from Agatopia. And if
you live in an apartment complex nearby, and you're like
taking a walk. It's like Neighborhood Watch is like scoping
you out. They're like, what are you doing here? You
try and get over the gates.
Speaker 2 (19:21):
Honestly, honestly, I was that kid, because I think so.
We lived in Agerutopia from when I was like in
the fifth grade up until I was like a sophomore
in college, so like big part of my life, right,
I grew up in that house, and I remember every
single time like prompt would come around, I would get
so mad that everybody would have come in and take
pictures like in our nice gardens that we I mean,
(19:43):
I say we, My mom and my grandma, my dad
had to pay the hoa fee to keep up. And
I would always get so salty because they only have
like really narrow streets and you can only park on
one side. And if somebody parked in front of my house,
I would have to park literally like half a mile away.
It made me so mad.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
You know what, up with that deep world problem, deep
seated anger? You have?
Speaker 2 (20:03):
What I'm gonna check if you would if you had
a couple.
Speaker 1 (20:08):
Of pieces a couple of piece of pizza, maybe maybe
three pieces of pizza and four chicken wings.
Speaker 2 (20:12):
You're right, I probably would have not.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
Drive it into the house.
Speaker 2 (20:20):
Part right here. I would help you back in and everything.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
I were telling you about the time I vaped or
I don't know what the correct term is, what's a
safe word use? I bombed it. I bombed it up
with my mom, with your mom. It was just her
and I. We were in Fountain Hills and we I
took like a big hit, showed her how to use
the bomb, the whole deal. And she had never been
(20:45):
like a smoker, and she took like two big hits
and she was like, I don't think I'm getting anything.
And I was just like, I kind of this is
gonna be I you know, because I get kind of
mentally deep. I feel like and you know, it's either
a fun conversation or it's like a real heavy conversation.
And my mom we sit down on the porch and
she was like, look at the mountains. Can you even
(21:07):
believe that those are things? I was like, I gotta got.
Speaker 2 (21:13):
Mom's eye.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
I was like, you're gonna enjoy your thing a totally
different way than I'm gonna enjoy it. And they, hey,
that's what that's okay, that's okay, you're allowed to.
Speaker 2 (21:21):
I have never ever smoking weed in my pants. Dame's
parents a different story. My parents know.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
I taught my mom how to dab, dude. I gave
her an rich like like like a like a dab
on them hoose. Yeah, no, literally, and I filmed her
doing it, and she couldn't get She was like worried
because you know, she has like an issue smoking. It's
like a mental walk.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
She's you're almost forty, so I can imagine your brother
is older. Her lungs might not be able to take that.
Speaker 1 (21:55):
She's not sorry, No, No, it wasn't that. She was
like she couldn't break the barrier. She just couldn't get
it down. Yeah, And so I gave her a I
put a dab in heat it up, did the whole thing,
and I took the dab and then I blew it
into a balloon, filled up a balloon and then handed
it to her and she took the whole balloon down.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (22:17):
And then she was like she did this, She goes,
oh my gosh, and they just stood there for about
like I'll.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
Never forget the first time I ever took a dab.
It was not a fun time for me. I did
not enjoy it.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
I love I don't want to make your mouth drool,
like no thing it's it's it's turning dabbing to me
feels like turning everything up to like fifteen, like it
normally goes to ten. And they're just like, what the
hell's going on here?
Speaker 3 (22:41):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:42):
And yeah it. Do you have any pets?
Speaker 2 (22:46):
No, you ever get I get Hi a cat named
miss Him.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Did you ever get high around him? A? Dah?
Speaker 2 (22:52):
Oh yeah?
Speaker 1 (22:53):
I hate my cats just sit there and they know
I'm high, and they're just like they just look at you.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
They're like sussed out by you.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
I don't know if age I ever noticed that. One
time I got so she didn't really like me, so
he stayed far away from me.
Speaker 1 (23:05):
One time I got so high that I was looking
at my black hat and she was brown, okay, like
fully chocolate, and I was like hello, miss Chocolate.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Hello.
Speaker 1 (23:17):
But no, they just do this thing where they're like
the most judgmental weed people, you know what I mean,
Like if somebody knows you're smoking weed.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
The like my mom. Anytime I see my mom, give
oh my gosh. Her and my dad are like did
you just spark one up right? Now?
Speaker 1 (23:29):
You can't partaken in some enriched Oh they have greener.
Speaker 2 (23:35):
When when the mint comes in and we get our
Thanksgiving platter, I take it over to my parents.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
They hit it right.
Speaker 2 (23:41):
Yeah, But I don't do that with them. That's that's bad.
You should not do recreational drugs with your parents.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
I didn't with my dad. My dad is like me,
but really serious and like he's very dry. He's about
but we we took edibles and he ate the edible
and within like a minute of eating the edible, he goes, so,
is this it?
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Oh my gosh, I didn't have no.
Speaker 1 (24:05):
He just was like I don't feel anything, and I'm
like that it's good. It's good. Take a while to metabolize, brother.
Speaker 2 (24:10):
And then take away and he eats the whole thing.
Speaker 1 (24:12):
So then literally like twenty five minutes later, he just
like stood up. I thought he went to the bathroom.
He just went to bed.
Speaker 2 (24:17):
Oh my gosh, son, he was like, I'm done. Have
you have you ever tried those edibles that are the
chocolate covered coffee beans? Yes, you know what I'm talking about.
I forget what they're called. But when I was in
college I had. I was living in Texas, and I
was like miserable. I literally like hated my life, Like
I had no friends, my girlfriend didn't live there. Like
it was terrible. I wasn't playing basketball, was so awful.
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And so I came home from spring break and I
brought my little chocolate coffee beans and I'd never really
like dabbled or experienced them. And they're only five milligrams
per chocolate bean or coffee bean, and so I'm eating
them and I have to study about to take this test,
and I eat one and I'm like, oh, I don't
feel anything, And I ended up eating like five and
(25:00):
five only equates to twenty five milligrams. You've never eaten
edibles before? Oh my gosh, I thought it was in
another world. It was insane. And so that's why I
get a little nervous when I go with my little
enriched goodies because I can't go so highlight.
Speaker 1 (25:15):
One of my favorite edible experiences ever centers around a
not fun experience. My parents were getting a divorced like
two years ago in their seventies, which I remember that insane,
and I had to drive my parents my mom's cat
from Alabama to Arizona, and her card was crazy, and
so they were like, we'll fly out, and I upgraded
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because it was free. I upgraded the first class and
I brought probably four or five hundred milligrams edibles.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
I remember you telling me this it is, and I
literally got it.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Was a red Eye like overnight flight, and I ate
two bags, two or three bags. It was like five
to six hundred milligrams. And then I was like, I'm
gonna pass out on this flight and I'm first class,
it's gonna be great. I get on the plane, it's
like the worst first class. It's just regular. I see,
this sucks, and the only difference is they bring you
like water to glass. And then I proceeded to be like,
(26:04):
well it's fine, I'll just pass out. This sucks, and
then I just got it. I was like, if I
don't play Marty card this whole flight, it's gonna crash.
So I stay up for five hours.
Speaker 2 (26:15):
I relate to that, and honestly, like with all of
the like the airplane stuff, like we have crashes and
then you have things falling off of airplanes, Like I'm
kind of scared to fly.
Speaker 1 (26:25):
That's that's what they want.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
They want us to be scared.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
I can't. I can't. I can't, Okay, I shouldn't.
Speaker 2 (26:31):
Hey, third piece of pizza is kicking it because conspiracy
entered the chat.
Speaker 1 (26:36):
I think I've had four pieces of pizza, three wings.
Speaker 2 (26:39):
Are you enjoying yourself?
Speaker 1 (26:40):
Yeah? I think it's time for dessert.
Speaker 2 (26:42):
I already started my dessert, but go for it because
they're so good.
Speaker 1 (26:45):
Grant, it's just whole pieces of pizza. You got you?
Speaker 2 (26:52):
You know, the the chocolate covered strawberries are gas because
they're good strawberries. They're not crummy or mushy, like I
hate a mushy strawberry.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
Oh my god. I know you take this to your
significant other.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
They're gonna fall in love with you. They're gonna want
to eat your strawberry. Period discussing who does it?
Speaker 1 (27:16):
Who does that?
Speaker 2 (27:19):
Are you serious? This is a podcast, is an open forum.
Speaker 1 (27:21):
Open for him. What we started watching, I don't know, Fall,
the Fall of Diddy or one of those, you know,
true crime type things. Last night and it was eight thirty.
I'd just made dinner, the whole deal, and I'm wearing
this jacket and I put the hood up and it
was like I traveled through time, because the next thing
I feel is Caitlin touching my shoulder, and at eleven
o'clock she's like, you want to go to bed. That's
(27:43):
our life, that's married life. Dude.
Speaker 2 (27:46):
Honestly, do you know what I've been telling you? Guys?
Speaker 1 (27:49):
How like?
Speaker 2 (27:49):
Could he even want the kids before the marriage thing?
I want to get married first. He's got He's like,
we're basically married, and he's right, he's right, But you
gotta be.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
You gotta be firm on your negotiations. You gotta put
a ring on it that I'll throw on a couple
of kids.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
I told him I would do that. I was like,
I'll even compromise with you. I'll compromise, Like we can elope,
we can do a courthouse wedding. Your family, my family
will keep it intimate, right, It'll only be your immediate family,
your mom, your dad, you're sent care of your brother's
grand cake. It would officiate us and then to be me,
my mom, my dad, my brother, and my sister and
my grandma. Like it would be just us and it
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would be intimate, and it would be sweet. You let me.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Officiate your wedding, and you realize immediately it's mistakes and
I'm like, what's up, y'all? It's all just like.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
You code switch. But like that's the thing though, you'd
have to like code switch from like yeah, both sides.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
Hi, Miranda, how are you today? I'd be like, what's up?
Show time, big dad.
Speaker 2 (28:54):
I love it when you code switch. You make me laugh.
Speaker 1 (28:57):
No, the problem is is now it's it's not codes
with d anymore. It's just how I talk. I felt
real weird. The other day was a Jersey Vikes and
there was a cool black guy coming out, and I
told everybody, brother, yeah so you do. Yeah, I mean
I called all racist, dude, I respect, Yes you do.
Everybody's my brother. So this guy opens the door for
me and I go thanks a lot, brother, and he
(29:18):
looked at his friend like, oh he didn't. And then
I was like I'm cool, and then cool, Yeah, you
just let me go. It was one of those things
where there was like a split second where he was
he was this little white guy just called me brother.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
That's hilarious.
Speaker 1 (29:33):
I hit hard. R Brothers. Yeah, dude. I feel like
if it would have been a soft if it would
have been a soft day, brother, it would have been
way worse.
Speaker 2 (29:43):
Hey brother, Hey, brother, what something my brother? All I
wanted was a brother. Have you ever seen a Mufasa?
Come on, nobody seen Mufasa in this room, Christy, have
you seen Mufasa? You haven't taken your son to go
see Mufasa. You need to go. Everybody needs to go,
because there's a song in there and it's Mufasa and
it's scar in scars like I always wanted a brother.
(30:04):
If you put your appalls on my brother.
Speaker 1 (30:07):
You know, you keep pushing this movie on me, paint
what I don't appreciate it. This is insane. I will
not be peer pressured into watching a Lion King prequel.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Fossa, I don't see that. You've seen the facets red.
Speaker 1 (30:23):
I saw Lion King in like nineteen ninety two in
the theater with my ground fifteen. Yeah, I was in
my early thirties, and I just remember screening and I
just exactly nobody clapped at the no. I just remember.
I just was kind of like, okay, this is this
is sensory screening is forty. Yeah. I slept on that
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one a little bit. Good job.
Speaker 3 (30:55):
So the men, we should probably we should probably probably
circle back because I gotta countdown clock that started fifteen
minutes ago.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Whoah, all right, I know, I'm all hots weuddy, we
definitely gotta wrap this the Mint. Go there for the
Big Gay Meal, for the Valentine's Date meal. They're gonna
hook you up. They're gonna make sure you and your
homemies are straight for the big game. And they're gonna
make sure that you and your boo are straight for
the Valatine's.
Speaker 1 (31:21):
Stay again, that Big Gay Meal. It's two pieces, eight wings,
four cupcakes and I think it's though it is a
two three that's three hundred and forty milligrams.
Speaker 2 (31:30):
Yeah, And that's going on from February seventh to the ninth.
And it's only available at the Mint location in Tempe.
And it's a good thing. You don't have to order
it ahead. You can just pop up and.
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Here's the thing. Go to the Mint and just see
the kitchen. It's an operation. It's cool actually, right, and
then you see all the products on the wall.
Speaker 2 (31:46):
Yeah, And honestly, like what I think is really cool
about how you can see into the Mint kitchen and
into the Mint Cafe is like you know when you
walk into a restaurant and you can see your food
being made and You're like, that just looks authentic. It
looks real. It doesn't look fake. It's not coming out
of a free They're like, you get that same exact
vibe when you walk into the mint.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Yeah, I really do believe you get a it's a
real disservice to You can always order online, but also
go in. The people are awesome.
Speaker 2 (32:11):
Yeah, very n the drive through they have drive through.
The drive through is really cool.
Speaker 1 (32:14):
But going but and they'll also be like, if you
just order something, sometimes you just get what you're looking for.
But sometimes you'll go in and say this is what
I'm looking for and they're like, well, have you tried this?
And I'm always like, well, sign me.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Up, right, because I trust you with my life.
Speaker 1 (32:29):
With my life, I'm going to consume all of this
immediately upon leaving.
Speaker 2 (32:36):
Oh that's funny. I love it though. But go to
the Mint, go get enriched with the godly plant. Me
and grand are they.
Speaker 1 (32:42):
They got they got the Big Game sales. There's stuff,
there's stuff on sale for the Big Game. There's also
President's Day of Sale coming up February twenty first.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Yeah, you can get a custom cake whatever.
Speaker 1 (32:51):
Sales sales are legit great prices, great people.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
Yeah, good eads, the mint, we love it. Talk to
you next week, Matt