December 17, 2024 • 18 mins
Today after the show Noah unveiled his favorite one liners, jokes, and various other moments from the 2024 Johnjay and Rich Fiscal Year!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Daise, what's up.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Yeah, I just had a quick comment about the whole
uh justin Timberlake thing. Yeah, uh yeah, maybe we know,
you know, we don't know the situation. Maybe he's just
a grower not a shower.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I mean could be.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I mean we know some of his situation, but maybe
we don't know the whole situation.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
You're right, you know, he can only hope that is
the truth for him.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
We don't know the whole.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
The whole situation, you know, the benefit of the doubt.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Thanks today, thanks for listening. Thank you show me that
justin Timberlake picture that we were analyzing. This is the podcast,
by the way, afterwards podcast I saved this. I got
this this morning. I don't want to do on the
air because whatever, but we can still participate. They did
all this research and found which band has inspired which
rock band has inspired the most tattoos. Oh, and Rich
(00:59):
is a rock person, and we know all these bands.
You think Sirvana Nirvana is number five, def Leppard's deaf
Leppard not in the top Metallica led Zeppelin not in
the top ten, Metallica number four.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Okay, what about Beatles not in the top ten.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
I'm not one with the with the Bears that has
the Bears on it. What's that one called Little Fuzzy
Bears Bears? The band the Bernstein Bears Bears, it has
the Colorful Bear.
Speaker 6 (01:29):
There's a rock band with bears.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Are you talking?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (01:33):
The Grateful Dead?
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Oh yeah, that's gotta be number one.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Grateful Dead not in the top ten? What what about kiss?
Not in the top ten? Number ten is Tool, Number
nine is Iron Maiden. Number eight is twenty one Pilots.
Number seven is Slipknot. Number six is Lincoln Park five,
Nirvana four, Metallica number three. I've never heard of Ramstein Raymerstine.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Oh you know, do host lost Mesh like to say.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Number number two? Guns and Roses. You still don't have
the number one rock band that inspired not Van.
Speaker 6 (02:12):
Haim just tell us we're just not rock.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
But he knows that another. Okay, it's a pink floyd. Really,
I don't know one.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
I just literally when you said that, I just transported
myself to Urban Outfitters and looked at all the graphic t's.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
So what about tattoos. I can't think of anyone has
tattoo that's pink floid. So Noah, came in this morning
and he said with a smile, yeah, he was very happy,
and he said, I put together eight minutes of my
favorite one liners from this radio show.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
From this year or just the radio show in general.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Is it this year?
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Noah?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yeah, that's my favorite things that had made me.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Last well alone.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
But you said one liners and what one one off comments?
Things that?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Okay, and there's a full eight minutes from this year.
That's impressive. Yeah, So you think it'd be like thirty seconds.
Speaker 6 (03:08):
I think that this is like a fun little twenty
twenty four recap maybe.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
So do we stop down like when is it a montage?
Or do we stop it and talk about it? Or
should we just play it and just enjoy? Right? The
next one, I consider this like the John Jay and
Rich rapped. Oh okay, this is our we wrapped. Okay,
let's listen to it with our microphones on and let's enjoy.
(03:34):
So the next call I'm gonna pick up. The name
is s E A M. Is it seam or do
you think it's a Sean? What do you think I'm
gonna trust? Nick? Good morning seem Sean?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Oh well, I mean you've never heard anybody seen before
you seem to be a shan.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Hey, all right, I'm super busy right now, I gotta go.
I gotta go. Yeah, I'm super.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
I see where the hostility. They're pretty dang good actors.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Though.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
If this is fake, how hard is the fake being
in love it all the time.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I have two birthday dresses that I got and then
one swim outfit.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
Out there, totally celebrated.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Can you play that ape clip again? I heard something else?
Ape Hope home. He's like yelling at this ape because
he came home. This ape comes home his wife sleeping
with somebody else. A. She's like, you can't, right, I am,
(05:03):
You're always at work whole time. They're never in a movie. Wow, A,
that's that's the movie number seven from.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
This's just in a suburban neighborhood. That was very magnanimous.
What does it even mean between you only have sex
of one person?
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Three?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Easy?
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Okay, you're slept with the judge.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
But you take that as you will. Rich Beetlejuice came
out right, So Beetlejuice. When I say came out, I
mean he's gay. I mean the movie came out. Sure,
you don't know, I said, I don't know if he's gay,
and that's what I mean. He came out. How was
Costco involved?
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Well, they're upping their annual fees, which hurts my feelings.
Not that I have my own Costco membership, but I
feel bad.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
For my mom. A woman flew to attend her dad's wedding,
and then she got there, she realized she was a
year early. Where are you guys?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
What's happening?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
And I sent her at d M and she went
back and forth and she said she could meet me
and Queen Creek. And I was like, I don't know
if I go to Queen Creek, like's gonna be suspicious
because nobody has a reason going to Queen Creek.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
I have no reason to go there.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
Tomorrow Tomorrow Rich's daughter's graduation party, So she's gonna get
lucky with all the.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Stop your sick of mind.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Listen, do you know banana phone?
Speaker 4 (06:30):
I don't know banana.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana pH I'm out
of the loop.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Those were all written by Neo.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
My mom goes, so, what's going on with you and Blake?
Do you think it's getting serious? And I go, I
think it is. Mom. I think she might be the
one She's like, why the way she eats ch other billy?
Speaker 4 (06:52):
That's all you need?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Two stories, Kyle, here we go.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
That's an animal.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
It sounds like somebody drowning asking Rich to save them,
Like they're drowning. Rich, stop stalking Georgia Nouri. But he's
got high hopes. He's got high hopes. He's got high
(07:25):
the ho it's about being positive.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
You Brittany smears smoke cigarettes, brit smears.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
When that happens in the discussion.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Falls apart.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
What's a good smell that you hate?
Speaker 5 (07:48):
When I move my septum piercing and I move it
around and it kind of smells like flash, but it
kind of smells good at the same time.
Speaker 6 (07:54):
That smell that smells good like vanilla is a good smell,
but you hate it.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Yeah, gasoline grew.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Jeff, what do you got? What did you put in
washing machine?
Speaker 7 (08:02):
My god, you take my lubricant? My mom shots and
my shots all had Loube all over and my mom
found out I was gay, and that rest is history.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Oh my goodness, Wow, what a shame of events.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
He not only had one good game now, he's continued
to have a good game ever since then.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
And my Grandpa's like, you need to get on with
that baseball boy Malabama.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Name three things John Jay makes you want to do.
Get a prescription for anti depressed medicine.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
I'm sorry, not enough time there.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Do you remember I told you the strings I had
to pull to get in there? I guess the table.
Remember that my wife had dinner last night at Carbone.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
That's cool.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
She didn't get in.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
She called and got a reservation. I didn't even do that.
I just went to my friend Paul because I thought
it'd be impossible to get it.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
I wear these little inier things and it takes off
like ten dB off the top, So you're protecting your hearing.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
What's the dB?
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Well, it's I think it stands for decibels.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
As as you walk in the club, those guys leave.
Why are we leaving? Rich put things in his ears.
They're gonna go. Hey, Kyle, I just wanted to take
a moment to say how amazing it is working with you.
Your drive, positive attitude, and energy make every day better.
You're not just great at what you do, but you're
also beautiful inside and out. Keep being awesome, She says
(09:46):
back to me, Ha ha ha, thank you chatchy.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
My brother, I guess has the same name as like
an Irish terrorist, so he can never check in online
ahead of his flights.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
He always has to check in at the air. Yeah. Yeah,
it's like that. Whoever like that name is flagged. So
that is kind of a cool story, like an Irish terrorist,
because those are always the movies that like try to
make a point. I remember Brad Pitt Been and Irish
terrorists in a movie. Not bad comparison.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
I'm going to bring down the whole country.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
What stupid thing did you do when you were drunk?
Speaker 7 (10:26):
I came home and I woke up the next morning.
I had a big burn in the middle of my forehead.
Dad starts laughing and he goes, I heard your moaning
last night. I came into your room. I was down
on my knees with my head on the floor, falling
in a circle on the rug. Shut the door and
left me, and I burned like a rug burn on
(10:46):
my forehead.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Funny, I just.
Speaker 6 (10:51):
Got to dooms trying to talk to you guys, and
I wrote, what the hell?
Speaker 4 (10:58):
That's quite flattering.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
My fingers just kept going. If you read the text,
it's a lot funnier.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
But.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
When you can't put it into words. Sometimes words don't
do enough.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
It's so funny.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Absolutely take this piece of advice with you wherever you go.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Turkey Legs is downright well do well.
Speaker 6 (11:18):
Listen if you watch the people walk outside of Costco,
what's in their carts?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Not thousands of bottles fake? And when my wife goes,
I like her to get the big box of cashew nuts.
We get one? What four months later we might get
another one? Right?
Speaker 3 (11:35):
But if you were on the stand testifying, sir, I
would say to you, but do you have thousands of
bottles of no spray? Then you couldn't say no, damn
it busted.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
That was fun.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
That was fun. I want more.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
It's funny. A couple of those in my head. The
part of me my head was thinking the same things
as I heard things.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Oh that's good, you're consistently.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Especially when you did the dB. I was immediately I went,
what the hell is the dB? And then I answered
it that was fun? Noah, do you just collect those
as the year goes on? That's smart. Should put that
on the podcast that people listen, you know, you should do.
You should take that like this will be the podcast
with that and then maybe also separate it. Just put
post out as Noah's year end rap or something like
(12:18):
that if you want to do an intro or something
like that, so it'd be on there twice so people
get here it twice because right now this is like
fifteen minutes of it talking. Maybe just want to get
to it. I don't know. I don't know how podcasts work. Hey,
by the way, speak a podcast. You know the doctor podcast?
I have the Doctor. How much time we have?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
By the way, we have we have all the time. Yeah,
we're going to you know, the Doctor d DJ podcast. Yes,
the soon to be retitled, but we don't know what
the new title is going to be.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Yeah. So my doctor was like, the name she came
up with was Fame Fortune and WTF, what were you thinking?
Something like that? What the f were you thinking? Is
what you And I'm like, I think it's kind of
a long title, you know. So I was trying to
come up with a better title, and then I had
something hit me the other day and I'm thinking about
it and it's not taken yet. So I was thinking
about because she's a doctor and we're talking to people
(13:01):
about everything like life Prescribed.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
It's not bad. Really, it's not bad.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
I think that's simple. I think a podcast has to
be simple. It does you do? And then I thought
of the initials LP, and then I thought of love Pup.
I don't see the two connected, but I was just like,
all of a sudden, I do am one of those
people that have you know, the people that have all
their kids start with the K or they have. And
also everything I do is LP related. Like the guy
that works for Moon Valley Nurseries is running my whole
front yard and backyard renovation. His legal name is l
(13:33):
P like the letter l oh really p LP. So
we got on a love Pup hat that says LP
on it. He's all excited everything I do Now I
wanted to be LP LP related anyway, so life prescribed okay,
good bleep that NOE because I don't want to steal it.
I need to TRADEMARKT which I will never do. This
(13:53):
text message John Jay's unhinged today and I love it.
Ashley from Queen.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Creek, Yeah, you were a little little we're talking about
the last words your mom said to you that was
a little dark.
Speaker 6 (14:02):
Oh yeah, and the fact that you ended the conversation
people you know about.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
How the bearded dragon segment was so cringe and the
cherry on tops John Jay saying peace.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Out to end it also being cringe.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
I also heard Blooney amputee during Christmas wish and thought
to myself, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it.
But you did.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Yeah, you're on one today.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Good Kyle, thank you so much for the Aura picture frame.
Great gift idea, I said, went to my mom for Christmas,
who lived three thousand miles away. I'm so excited for it.
That's cool because then if you're three thousand miles well
you can still upload. Oh that's a cool sound point.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
You know.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
That's why the frames are so great.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Listening from Helo Hawaii Grant's Christmas saying and Hawaii is wrong,
it's very funny over here. Rich, I love the deep
Seinfeld reference today that you casually mentioned about Golden Boy
referring to John Jay shirty was quick off the cuff,
but I know it was recognized and appreciate it. John
Dear Rich. I cringe when Nick calls himself an little boy.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Cringe with Nick talks about it.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
John Jay and Rich hashtag more paraplegic jokes By the way,
my son is a quadriplegic and I'm not heartless smiley face.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Wow, so you can call up and do this?
Speaker 6 (15:19):
We cannot.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Oh, how great is this? John dan Rich having a
hard time connecting on the Aarheart radio app. That's it, says,
I need my morning show. Why is it not working?
I don't know. I don't know. Kings of Tupelo and
Netflix they don't seen that yet. A kind of thinking
about it, it's about something Elvis impersonator. It is like
a dead body chopped up in the pieces of documentary.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Oh yeah, I saw the little preview and it looked
a little complicated. But maybe I'll go back.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Can you ask Grant is great? Back there? Has he
seen it? Kings of Tupelo? Grant just disappears sometimes it's
top ten. I watched the trailer for it. It's like
this dude who's dresses and Elvis impersonator and Grant? Have
you seen Kings of Tupelo? I knew it, of course.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Come up this microphone out. I want to skee if
it works. That guy's the bull man.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
What's this? I saw? It's an Elvis pers sar Dator's
like a body chopped up. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
So basically there's two brothers who become the first ever
duo Elvis impersonators.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
So that's their whole thing.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
And like the guys, the one guy's kind of a
con artist anyway, before he starts Elvis, saying his brother's
like a car dealer.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
It's just a cool story.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
But anyway, the one brother who's kind of shady, gets
a job at a hospital working overnights and he gets
asked to clean the morg and basically he has to
go like dig out this drain and he describes as disgusting.
But then in the middle of it, he says, I'd
like a doctor Pepper. So he goes to the morgue
fridge and opens up the morg fridge, thinking like this
is the place where they keep the doctor Pepper. Anyway,
(16:44):
he sees all these like he sees like a couple heads,
legs cut off of people and just put in this refrigerator.
So he starts telling everybody around the hospital and he's like, dude,
you guys want to see some chopped of bodies and
check this out, And so he has all these people
start following him in. Anyway, he uncovers this huge deal
between funeral directors the hospital paramedics where they're literally selling
(17:08):
black market body parts and.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
He figures it out.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Oh so he's the guy.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
But this is yeah, this is episode one and this
is probably thirty minutes into episode one where all this
comes out. So there's still like three more episodes and
it just keeps getting heightened. This guy's just surrounded himself.
I don't really know what the takeaway is not yet.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Oh so is it? Does he ever take the body
parts home?
Speaker 4 (17:29):
No?
Speaker 3 (17:29):
He basically he like immediately knarks, like because he gets
in trouble because the administrators like, are you taking people
into the mortgage showing HI about body parts?
Speaker 4 (17:38):
And he's like, yeah, what's.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Wrong with dude?
Speaker 3 (17:43):
It's like the guy is a cool like he you
at first you're like this guy sucks, and then you like,
the more time you spend with him, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
And like the way the way they.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Introduce him is with a drone shot like down and
it's over over a double eyed trailer and he has
an above ground pool and he's just floating in the
middle of it. And then he's like it's a voiceover
and he says, so, anyway, that's how I became the
King of Tupelo and.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
It's just him floating in his pool. This sounds pretty well.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
To the Rock Top ten show. Okay, thank you Graham.
All right, that's our podcast, John Dane Rich
Daise, what's up.
Speaker 2 (00:04):
Yeah, I just had a quick comment about the whole
uh justin Timberlake thing. Yeah, uh yeah, maybe we know,
you know, we don't know the situation. Maybe he's just
a grower not a shower.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
I mean could be.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I mean we know some of his situation, but maybe
we don't know the whole situation.
Speaker 4 (00:23):
You're right, you know, he can only hope that is
the truth for him.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
We don't know the whole.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
The whole situation, you know, the benefit of the doubt.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Thanks today, thanks for listening. Thank you show me that
justin Timberlake picture that we were analyzing. This is the podcast,
by the way, afterwards podcast I saved this. I got
this this morning. I don't want to do on the
air because whatever, but we can still participate. They did
all this research and found which band has inspired which
rock band has inspired the most tattoos. Oh, and Rich
(00:59):
is a rock person, and we know all these bands.
You think Sirvana Nirvana is number five, def Leppard's deaf
Leppard not in the top Metallica led Zeppelin not in
the top ten, Metallica number four.
Speaker 4 (01:14):
Okay, what about Beatles not in the top ten.
Speaker 5 (01:18):
I'm not one with the with the Bears that has
the Bears on it. What's that one called Little Fuzzy
Bears Bears? The band the Bernstein Bears Bears, it has
the Colorful Bear.
Speaker 6 (01:29):
There's a rock band with bears.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Are you talking?
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Yes?
Speaker 5 (01:33):
The Grateful Dead?
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Oh yeah, that's gotta be number one.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Grateful Dead not in the top ten? What what about kiss?
Not in the top ten? Number ten is Tool, Number
nine is Iron Maiden. Number eight is twenty one Pilots.
Number seven is Slipknot. Number six is Lincoln Park five,
Nirvana four, Metallica number three. I've never heard of Ramstein Raymerstine.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Oh you know, do host lost Mesh like to say.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Number number two? Guns and Roses. You still don't have
the number one rock band that inspired not Van.
Speaker 6 (02:12):
Haim just tell us we're just not rock.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
But he knows that another. Okay, it's a pink floyd. Really,
I don't know one.
Speaker 6 (02:24):
Oh.
Speaker 5 (02:24):
I just literally when you said that, I just transported
myself to Urban Outfitters and looked at all the graphic t's.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
So what about tattoos. I can't think of anyone has
tattoo that's pink floid. So Noah, came in this morning
and he said with a smile, yeah, he was very happy,
and he said, I put together eight minutes of my
favorite one liners from this radio show.
Speaker 6 (02:47):
From this year or just the radio show in general.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
Is it this year?
Speaker 5 (02:49):
Noah?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Yeah, that's my favorite things that had made me.
Speaker 4 (02:54):
Last well alone.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
But you said one liners and what one one off comments?
Things that?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
Okay, and there's a full eight minutes from this year.
That's impressive. Yeah, So you think it'd be like thirty seconds.
Speaker 6 (03:08):
I think that this is like a fun little twenty
twenty four recap maybe.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
So do we stop down like when is it a montage?
Or do we stop it and talk about it? Or
should we just play it and just enjoy? Right? The
next one, I consider this like the John Jay and
Rich rapped. Oh okay, this is our we wrapped. Okay,
let's listen to it with our microphones on and let's enjoy.
(03:34):
So the next call I'm gonna pick up. The name
is s E A M. Is it seam or do
you think it's a Sean? What do you think I'm
gonna trust? Nick? Good morning seem Sean?
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Oh well, I mean you've never heard anybody seen before
you seem to be a shan.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
Hey, all right, I'm super busy right now, I gotta go.
I gotta go. Yeah, I'm super.
Speaker 4 (04:09):
I see where the hostility. They're pretty dang good actors.
Speaker 5 (04:18):
Though.
Speaker 4 (04:18):
If this is fake, how hard is the fake being
in love it all the time.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I have two birthday dresses that I got and then
one swim outfit.
Speaker 6 (04:31):
Out there, totally celebrated.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Can you play that ape clip again? I heard something else?
Ape Hope home. He's like yelling at this ape because
he came home. This ape comes home his wife sleeping
with somebody else. A. She's like, you can't, right, I am,
(05:03):
You're always at work whole time. They're never in a movie. Wow, A,
that's that's the movie number seven from.
Speaker 3 (05:15):
This's just in a suburban neighborhood. That was very magnanimous.
What does it even mean between you only have sex
of one person?
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Three?
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Easy?
Speaker 5 (05:27):
Okay, you're slept with the judge.
Speaker 1 (05:33):
But you take that as you will. Rich Beetlejuice came
out right, So Beetlejuice. When I say came out, I
mean he's gay. I mean the movie came out. Sure,
you don't know, I said, I don't know if he's gay,
and that's what I mean. He came out. How was
Costco involved?
Speaker 5 (05:46):
Well, they're upping their annual fees, which hurts my feelings.
Not that I have my own Costco membership, but I
feel bad.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
For my mom. A woman flew to attend her dad's wedding,
and then she got there, she realized she was a
year early. Where are you guys?
Speaker 3 (06:04):
What's happening?
Speaker 1 (06:06):
And I sent her at d M and she went
back and forth and she said she could meet me
and Queen Creek. And I was like, I don't know
if I go to Queen Creek, like's gonna be suspicious
because nobody has a reason going to Queen Creek.
Speaker 4 (06:15):
I have no reason to go there.
Speaker 6 (06:17):
Tomorrow Tomorrow Rich's daughter's graduation party, So she's gonna get
lucky with all the.
Speaker 4 (06:26):
Stop your sick of mind.
Speaker 1 (06:28):
Listen, do you know banana phone?
Speaker 4 (06:30):
I don't know banana.
Speaker 1 (06:33):
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, banana pH I'm out
of the loop.
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Those were all written by Neo.
Speaker 1 (06:41):
My mom goes, so, what's going on with you and Blake?
Do you think it's getting serious? And I go, I
think it is. Mom. I think she might be the
one She's like, why the way she eats ch other billy?
Speaker 4 (06:52):
That's all you need?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Two stories, Kyle, here we go.
Speaker 4 (07:04):
That's an animal.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
It sounds like somebody drowning asking Rich to save them,
Like they're drowning. Rich, stop stalking Georgia Nouri. But he's
got high hopes. He's got high hopes. He's got high
(07:25):
the ho it's about being positive.
Speaker 5 (07:29):
You Brittany smears smoke cigarettes, brit smears.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
When that happens in the discussion.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Falls apart.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
What's a good smell that you hate?
Speaker 5 (07:48):
When I move my septum piercing and I move it
around and it kind of smells like flash, but it
kind of smells good at the same time.
Speaker 6 (07:54):
That smell that smells good like vanilla is a good smell,
but you hate it.
Speaker 4 (07:58):
Yeah, gasoline grew.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Jeff, what do you got? What did you put in
washing machine?
Speaker 7 (08:02):
My god, you take my lubricant? My mom shots and
my shots all had Loube all over and my mom
found out I was gay, and that rest is history.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Oh my goodness, Wow, what a shame of events.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
He not only had one good game now, he's continued
to have a good game ever since then.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
And my Grandpa's like, you need to get on with
that baseball boy Malabama.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Name three things John Jay makes you want to do.
Get a prescription for anti depressed medicine.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
I'm sorry, not enough time there.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Do you remember I told you the strings I had
to pull to get in there? I guess the table.
Remember that my wife had dinner last night at Carbone.
Speaker 6 (09:00):
That's cool.
Speaker 4 (09:00):
She didn't get in.
Speaker 1 (09:01):
She called and got a reservation. I didn't even do that.
I just went to my friend Paul because I thought
it'd be impossible to get it.
Speaker 3 (09:12):
I wear these little inier things and it takes off
like ten dB off the top, So you're protecting your hearing.
Speaker 1 (09:18):
What's the dB?
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Well, it's I think it stands for decibels.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
As as you walk in the club, those guys leave.
Why are we leaving? Rich put things in his ears.
They're gonna go. Hey, Kyle, I just wanted to take
a moment to say how amazing it is working with you.
Your drive, positive attitude, and energy make every day better.
You're not just great at what you do, but you're
also beautiful inside and out. Keep being awesome, She says
(09:46):
back to me, Ha ha ha, thank you chatchy.
Speaker 6 (09:57):
My brother, I guess has the same name as like
an Irish terrorist, so he can never check in online
ahead of his flights.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
He always has to check in at the air. Yeah. Yeah,
it's like that. Whoever like that name is flagged. So
that is kind of a cool story, like an Irish terrorist,
because those are always the movies that like try to
make a point. I remember Brad Pitt Been and Irish
terrorists in a movie. Not bad comparison.
Speaker 4 (10:22):
I'm going to bring down the whole country.
Speaker 1 (10:24):
What stupid thing did you do when you were drunk?
Speaker 7 (10:26):
I came home and I woke up the next morning.
I had a big burn in the middle of my forehead.
Dad starts laughing and he goes, I heard your moaning
last night. I came into your room. I was down
on my knees with my head on the floor, falling
in a circle on the rug. Shut the door and
left me, and I burned like a rug burn on
(10:46):
my forehead.
Speaker 3 (10:50):
Funny, I just.
Speaker 6 (10:51):
Got to dooms trying to talk to you guys, and
I wrote, what the hell?
Speaker 4 (10:58):
That's quite flattering.
Speaker 2 (11:00):
My fingers just kept going. If you read the text,
it's a lot funnier.
Speaker 5 (11:03):
But.
Speaker 3 (11:07):
When you can't put it into words. Sometimes words don't
do enough.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
It's so funny.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Absolutely take this piece of advice with you wherever you go.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Turkey Legs is downright well do well.
Speaker 6 (11:18):
Listen if you watch the people walk outside of Costco,
what's in their carts?
Speaker 1 (11:23):
Not thousands of bottles fake? And when my wife goes,
I like her to get the big box of cashew nuts.
We get one? What four months later we might get
another one? Right?
Speaker 3 (11:35):
But if you were on the stand testifying, sir, I
would say to you, but do you have thousands of
bottles of no spray? Then you couldn't say no, damn
it busted.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
That was fun.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
That was fun. I want more.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
It's funny. A couple of those in my head. The
part of me my head was thinking the same things
as I heard things.
Speaker 4 (11:56):
Oh that's good, you're consistently.
Speaker 1 (11:58):
Especially when you did the dB. I was immediately I went,
what the hell is the dB? And then I answered
it that was fun? Noah, do you just collect those
as the year goes on? That's smart. Should put that
on the podcast that people listen, you know, you should do.
You should take that like this will be the podcast
with that and then maybe also separate it. Just put
post out as Noah's year end rap or something like
(12:18):
that if you want to do an intro or something
like that, so it'd be on there twice so people
get here it twice because right now this is like
fifteen minutes of it talking. Maybe just want to get
to it. I don't know. I don't know how podcasts work. Hey,
by the way, speak a podcast. You know the doctor podcast?
I have the Doctor. How much time we have?
Speaker 3 (12:31):
By the way, we have we have all the time. Yeah,
we're going to you know, the Doctor d DJ podcast. Yes,
the soon to be retitled, but we don't know what
the new title is going to be.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
Yeah. So my doctor was like, the name she came
up with was Fame Fortune and WTF, what were you thinking?
Something like that? What the f were you thinking? Is
what you And I'm like, I think it's kind of
a long title, you know. So I was trying to
come up with a better title, and then I had
something hit me the other day and I'm thinking about
it and it's not taken yet. So I was thinking
about because she's a doctor and we're talking to people
(13:01):
about everything like life Prescribed.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
It's not bad. Really, it's not bad.
Speaker 1 (13:07):
I think that's simple. I think a podcast has to
be simple. It does you do? And then I thought
of the initials LP, and then I thought of love Pup.
I don't see the two connected, but I was just like,
all of a sudden, I do am one of those
people that have you know, the people that have all
their kids start with the K or they have. And
also everything I do is LP related. Like the guy
that works for Moon Valley Nurseries is running my whole
front yard and backyard renovation. His legal name is l
(13:33):
P like the letter l oh really p LP. So
we got on a love Pup hat that says LP
on it. He's all excited everything I do Now I
wanted to be LP LP related anyway, so life prescribed okay,
good bleep that NOE because I don't want to steal it.
I need to TRADEMARKT which I will never do. This
(13:53):
text message John Jay's unhinged today and I love it.
Ashley from Queen.
Speaker 3 (13:57):
Creek, Yeah, you were a little little we're talking about
the last words your mom said to you that was
a little dark.
Speaker 6 (14:02):
Oh yeah, and the fact that you ended the conversation
people you know about.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
How the bearded dragon segment was so cringe and the
cherry on tops John Jay saying peace.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Out to end it also being cringe.
Speaker 1 (14:20):
I also heard Blooney amputee during Christmas wish and thought
to myself, don't do it, don't do it, don't do it.
But you did.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Yeah, you're on one today.
Speaker 1 (14:28):
Good Kyle, thank you so much for the Aura picture frame.
Great gift idea, I said, went to my mom for Christmas,
who lived three thousand miles away. I'm so excited for it.
That's cool because then if you're three thousand miles well
you can still upload. Oh that's a cool sound point.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
You know.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
That's why the frames are so great.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Listening from Helo Hawaii Grant's Christmas saying and Hawaii is wrong,
it's very funny over here. Rich, I love the deep
Seinfeld reference today that you casually mentioned about Golden Boy
referring to John Jay shirty was quick off the cuff,
but I know it was recognized and appreciate it. John
Dear Rich. I cringe when Nick calls himself an little boy.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
Cringe with Nick talks about it.
Speaker 1 (15:07):
John Jay and Rich hashtag more paraplegic jokes By the way,
my son is a quadriplegic and I'm not heartless smiley face.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Wow, so you can call up and do this?
Speaker 6 (15:19):
We cannot.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
Oh, how great is this? John dan Rich having a
hard time connecting on the Aarheart radio app. That's it, says,
I need my morning show. Why is it not working?
I don't know. I don't know. Kings of Tupelo and
Netflix they don't seen that yet. A kind of thinking
about it, it's about something Elvis impersonator. It is like
a dead body chopped up in the pieces of documentary.
Speaker 3 (15:40):
Oh yeah, I saw the little preview and it looked
a little complicated. But maybe I'll go back.
Speaker 1 (15:44):
Can you ask Grant is great? Back there? Has he
seen it? Kings of Tupelo? Grant just disappears sometimes it's
top ten. I watched the trailer for it. It's like
this dude who's dresses and Elvis impersonator and Grant? Have
you seen Kings of Tupelo? I knew it, of course.
Speaker 3 (15:59):
Come up this microphone out. I want to skee if
it works. That guy's the bull man.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
What's this? I saw? It's an Elvis pers sar Dator's
like a body chopped up. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (16:07):
So basically there's two brothers who become the first ever
duo Elvis impersonators.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
So that's their whole thing.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
And like the guys, the one guy's kind of a
con artist anyway, before he starts Elvis, saying his brother's
like a car dealer.
Speaker 4 (16:21):
It's just a cool story.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
But anyway, the one brother who's kind of shady, gets
a job at a hospital working overnights and he gets
asked to clean the morg and basically he has to
go like dig out this drain and he describes as disgusting.
But then in the middle of it, he says, I'd
like a doctor Pepper. So he goes to the morgue
fridge and opens up the morg fridge, thinking like this
is the place where they keep the doctor Pepper. Anyway,
(16:44):
he sees all these like he sees like a couple heads,
legs cut off of people and just put in this refrigerator.
So he starts telling everybody around the hospital and he's like, dude,
you guys want to see some chopped of bodies and
check this out, And so he has all these people
start following him in. Anyway, he uncovers this huge deal
between funeral directors the hospital paramedics where they're literally selling
(17:08):
black market body parts and.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
He figures it out.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Oh so he's the guy.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
But this is yeah, this is episode one and this
is probably thirty minutes into episode one where all this
comes out. So there's still like three more episodes and
it just keeps getting heightened. This guy's just surrounded himself.
I don't really know what the takeaway is not yet.
Speaker 1 (17:26):
Oh so is it? Does he ever take the body
parts home?
Speaker 4 (17:29):
No?
Speaker 3 (17:29):
He basically he like immediately knarks, like because he gets
in trouble because the administrators like, are you taking people
into the mortgage showing HI about body parts?
Speaker 4 (17:38):
And he's like, yeah, what's.
Speaker 1 (17:39):
Wrong with dude?
Speaker 3 (17:43):
It's like the guy is a cool like he you
at first you're like this guy sucks, and then you like,
the more time you spend with him, oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:52):
And like the way the way they.
Speaker 3 (17:53):
Introduce him is with a drone shot like down and
it's over over a double eyed trailer and he has
an above ground pool and he's just floating in the
middle of it. And then he's like it's a voiceover
and he says, so, anyway, that's how I became the
King of Tupelo and.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
It's just him floating in his pool. This sounds pretty well.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
To the Rock Top ten show. Okay, thank you Graham.
All right, that's our podcast, John Dane Rich
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