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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, Melissa, what's up?
Speaker 2 (00:01):
Hey?
Speaker 3 (00:01):
What's up? How are you doing good?
Speaker 1 (00:03):
How you doing good?
Speaker 3 (00:06):
So yesterday when you brought up the poop podcast and
everyone on the team mentioned that they don't poop their pants,
I thought I'd be vulnerable and share my pooping pants story.
You would care to hear.
Speaker 1 (00:19):
That, sure, but I just want to say clarify. We
called it the potty podcast podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Sorry, but you have all pooped your pants.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
I have not.
Speaker 5 (00:28):
I don't think I've never done that. I am a
doul't I'm not cleaning that.
Speaker 6 (00:34):
One can ate the wrong food one time. Payton, you
just wait.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
See.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
I don't think I was here about the body podcast.
I am not including myself.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
There is nothing more demoralizing that you will ever experiencing
your whole line.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Okay, Melissa, what's your story?
Speaker 3 (00:47):
I think I heard wrong and I don't want to
share it. Please go Okay. I was pregnant, I think
I was almost you and we were stopping late at
night at home depot. My husband was going to run
in and get something, and so I waited in the
car because I also had our two year old twins
and they were asleep in their car seats. So he
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goes in and it's happening and I gotta go, and
so I call him. He's left his phone in the car,
and so I'm like, okay, he shouldn't be that long.
Of course he's long. It's home depot. It was supposed
to be a quick in and out. Anyways, it's painful.
I know it's not the solid ones. So I'm like
freaking out. It's too late to load them up, loading
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up twins in their car seats in a solar No,
it's not happening. I'm like, this is going to happen.
And so I look, I climb in the climb in
the trunk. We had a clear Sedona. I climb in
the trunk and by this time they're awake and the
twins are looking at me. And I find this paper
nordstrum bag and I'm like, oh my god. And it
was nighttime. I don't know if I mentioned that. I'm like,
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oh my god, this is happening. And I went in
the north trum bag. Well, the girls were looking. The
twins were like around almost two, and there's like looking
at me, and I am just mortified. And then when
and then when my husband got back in the car,
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I was like, I have to go so bad, and.
Speaker 4 (02:14):
You did it.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
I'm like, can you smell? I was mortified.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
To try to return it to Nord's room because they
take anything that.
Speaker 5 (02:25):
I thought.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
I checked that there wasn't anything in it. I think
there was like a nice dust bag for a handbag
guy recently bought. But I'm like, what do we do
with this bag? I'm like, we need to throw it awake.
We can't leave it in here, like just put it,
just put it next to the car in the parking lot.
I'm like, no, who's gonna find it? That's awful. And
to this day, I'm like, who found that? Living we
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girl awful?
Speaker 1 (02:51):
So walk me through it. So do you put the
back do you take off your clothes and you squat
on the front seat?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I no, I went into the trunk cause the Pisa
don't has a pretty big trunk if you put down
the back seats, And so I just took my took
my bottoms off, and I just wanted into the bag.
And I was so worried that I wasn't gonna make
it all.
Speaker 1 (03:13):
You're poor twins. They definitely smelled.
Speaker 5 (03:16):
That they remember it.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
What a great commercial for you got room for your family, and.
Speaker 6 (03:23):
It's so funny.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
One time, I have a best friend and I was
vulnerable with her and I poked the story and she's like,
oh my gosh, I've pooped my pants in the car
one time, and I'm like, best friend for life. That's
totally friend for life. So now where do we go
from here? There are like a support group, You're one of.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Us nominalists to be part of it. You're in the
in crowd because even when it's happening, you're like, how
can this be happening?
Speaker 4 (03:47):
I am instant?
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Hi, my god.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Anyways, well, thank you for calling and sharing that story
and for listening to our podcast and calling in. That's
a great story. In fact, you're going to be our
party podcast Part two.
Speaker 3 (04:01):
Oh fantastic. I'm famous. Now what a way to go us?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
Speaking of Pottia, I wrote down stuff to get to
on the podcast. For one, Peyton, your experience at Lolos.
Speaker 5 (04:17):
My experience at Lolos is great. Their drinks are fabulous.
I don't understand how the Lolos and Gilbert Arizona isn't
more poppin'. They close at like nine pm on a
Saturday night. I'm like, why, why they need to like
bring it, like how the one in Scottsdale is because
they have like a hookahl, Like they bring out hookah
and it's a total vibe. But I don't know if
that vibe fits gilbert vibe anyway.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Look drink, so you mean like drink drinks. I thought
you were talking about like the kool Aid because their
kool Aid is fire.
Speaker 5 (04:43):
No, well, I get a drink with the kool Aid.
It's called blue Ivy. It's fire. It's blue kool Aid.
And like I think Tito's vodka is something and something else,
but it's delicious and they're strong, so they get the
chopped done.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
I know, right, Gilbert closed the nine and the one
red down here is just happened.
Speaker 5 (05:01):
The one down here is poppin'. They like have like
late night lo Los where they have like a DJ
and all the things are open, and.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I almost they have on in Vegas too, almost I
want to go to the late night one always celebrities.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
At it was bomb though my food was great.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Right now, tell us about Forever Solutions.
Speaker 5 (05:18):
Oh my gosh, So this super sweet listener names Desiree.
She works for a company. It's called Forever Solutions. I believe,
And she sent me this huge box. You just remember
when I had that big box. I was like, who
got me a big box? It was like a couple
of weeks ago. Anyways, it had like all this fancy
tooth gel and like fancy allo tea, and like in
the in our little fridge right here, those are like
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mango alo water juices.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
I don't know, mango water juice.
Speaker 5 (05:45):
I don't think that's what they're called.
Speaker 4 (05:46):
I've never heard of.
Speaker 5 (05:47):
But Grant and I are actually obsessed with like the
tooth gel toothpaste, Like it has like b pollen or
something like that be pulpus. I don't know.
Speaker 4 (05:57):
Is it organic? Is that their thing?
Speaker 5 (05:58):
I don't I think so. I think it's kind of organic.
But I like the way that it foams up on
my teeth.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Did they give you more than one two a toothpaste?
They did, So you give one to grand and he's like,
I love this toothpas.
Speaker 5 (06:09):
Yes, he also came in. It makes you feel fresh
for like longer than an hour.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
So does Deserbet work for Forever Solutions or did she
just for your birthday set you something to say happy birthday?
Speaker 5 (06:18):
No, she works for for Forever so is it local. No, Yeah,
they're in Scottsdale. I think it's called like how she
emailed me back, because I like obviously was going to
email and be like, thank you so much for doing that,
and she was like, we're the biggest company that you've
never heard of. Oh yeah, But I thought that was
like so nice of her to think of me because
I had my gum graft surgery.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
You know, phones real quick? Hello, Hi, good morning, John
Jay Rich Hello.
Speaker 7 (06:42):
Hey, So I was just calling in because I was
hearing Kyle's story about the Nikes. Just want to let
you know every Nike shoe has a date on the
lip of the tongue, and you, I think it's like
a two year warranty is what they give you. You can
go to uh just google like defin Nike or whatever,
and you could put in your shoe, print out a
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shipping label, ship it to them, and they'll send you
a brand new pair. You'll never have to pay for
another pair of Nike again.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
You know what's funny is you just said that and
Kyle just lifted up her shoe to look at the tag,
and I thought, I'm gonna look at my shoe, but
I can't flex like that. I can't.
Speaker 4 (07:21):
You guys are stuck with those shoes.
Speaker 7 (07:24):
I had a friend and he's never had to buy
another pair of cleats for like the last like almost
ten years now.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
Well, so you're saying, like right about the time it expires,
you just send them back.
Speaker 7 (07:34):
Even before so he played soccer. I have a lot
of friends in different like go to college, dude, even
just for fun, and yeah, they just they send them back.
They just put it under a defect that you could
say it's like the wrong size or like the soul
started separating.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I don't have that on my shoe. It must be
somewhere else in the shoe, because it's not on my tonge.
Speaker 6 (07:54):
I don't see it.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
It should be on the tongue, like there's right by
the sizes and everything.
Speaker 1 (07:59):
There'll be a day the sizes are Besides, you're on
the back of the shoe, aren't.
Speaker 6 (08:03):
They It's on the mind's on the inside, and we're like.
Speaker 7 (08:07):
Archway should be on the tongue.
Speaker 6 (08:10):
But I believe you because they I mean, it was
like no problem. They were like, yeah, we'll just defect it.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
Maybe it's on the tongue of the person that sold
you the shoe.
Speaker 7 (08:22):
If he's cute, let me know.
Speaker 1 (08:29):
Drive safe. Thanks for calling in. Okay, I'll paint one
more thing. I want to get in the how Rich
hooked up with Coconut cleaning.
Speaker 5 (08:37):
Yeah, so the alley was last week and I was
stressing out because my boyfriend Kadin never calls me during
the show, like ever, unless it's like something serious. And
he called me, and so obviously I'm like, okay, what's
going on? Who died? And he's like, I dropped my
smoothie on the carpet. I'm like, okay, why is this
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smoothie by the carpet? But all right, fine, he didn't
just drop the smoothie on the carpet. He dropped the
entire blunder of the smoothie on the carpet. And he
sent me a picture and it wasn't that bad, you guys.
When I got home, there was smoothie on the front wall.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
So he didn't come in.
Speaker 5 (09:14):
He tried his best. He had to go to work
like he was gonna be late, and so he kind
of just left it to me and I'm freaking out,
and Riches like, calmed down, calm down, let's get you
with coconut cleaning. So he looked me up with Cam
and they came in and they got all of the
stuff done and all of the smoothie out of my carpet.
My car's brand new, and I literally was like, where
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was this? My whole life? Also, I'm never living in
an apartment with carpet ever again.
Speaker 1 (09:40):
I remember one time was coming down the stairs my
old house and Tucson and I had stairs. It took
you to the garage, and I had eaten at this
one restaurant because you know how, I eat it the
same place.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Every day until they pushed you on or something.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Yeah, and I got, I got, I had fish, and
I remember I got sick and I vomited coming down
the stairs and it went all down the stairwell and
I was like, I want to be late for work,
and so I.
Speaker 5 (10:03):
Just left left it right.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Right, And I was just mortified of what Blake was gonna.
Speaker 4 (10:07):
Yeah, but.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Dude, you know that. Okay, you know Mojo So, Mojo
is a is a radio personality in Detroit pretty much
in the radio business. He's a legend, right, first class sure.
And what's funny is I've known him probably safe for
twenty years now, on and off for twenty years, and
we've been at events together and just kind of like
not connected, you know. I don't know if it was
egos or competition or whatever, but just not connected. But
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this last uh morning show boot Camp radio school to
him and I don't know what happened. Him and I
just connected and just had dinner and lunch a couple
of times. It's just really and my wife was there.
It was just this really it was I had a
really nice time with the guy, and I really really
liked him a lot. Like I just like I you
know what I mean. I felt like, this is a
friend of mine for twenty years, it's been my friend.
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We were not friends, right, but that's how I felt it.
I felt like, I don't know, I don't know, I
had just moments with this guy. I really liked him,
right anyway. Somebody sent me yesterday a podcast where he
talked about meeting me and my wife, and he talked
about how him and I weren't friends for twenty years.
Oh really the way yeah, he was like, and he goes, well,
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and did we really connected? And he just went on
on and on about how great my wife is, how amazing.
I'm going off because you said my my wife of
yours because he was just talking about how amazing she
is and how nice she was, and I was like,
as I'm listening to him, like, yeah, he's right, But
then he was going off on the ego thing. Him
and I both have that we didn't click and we
were but whatever, but we had this nice time and
I did text the other day and invite him to
come over.
Speaker 4 (11:33):
Do you think your wife though he's in Detroit, softened
that connection.
Speaker 6 (11:36):
I can tell you. I talked to him, Oh you did.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 6 (11:39):
I talked to him for briefly, for just a little bit,
and he was actually saying, he's like, I don't know
why John Jo and I have never like everyone always
said you John Jay should talk, You and John j
should talk, And he's like, and I don't know why
we didn't, and we just didn't. But he's like, John
Jay gave my son some really good advice and took
some time to talk to my son and give him advice.
And I think that's what you know what that was
really free years ago? He said, he said that really
made me like and he said his son was so
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impressed and so grateful for your advice and how you
did take the time for him.
Speaker 2 (12:03):
That.
Speaker 6 (12:04):
Mojo was like, I really respect that. That's really awesome
of him.
Speaker 4 (12:07):
Really.
Speaker 2 (12:07):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (12:08):
I think it has to do with the dad point
of view, because I thought, well, I remember when his
son got on the radio and got this big morning
gig in Tampa. I was like, that must be amazing
as a dad to see her something again, go to
see your dad, your son do that and in a
major mark and do well. And then I heard he was,
you know, having the stuff kind of problems we were having.
So I was like, I blew a call into him,
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and I talked to him for a while until my
management told him to not listen to me anymore.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
It went a long way.
Speaker 4 (12:37):
Least I got to the top.
Speaker 1 (12:38):
So if you're listening to this and you and you
tell Mojo, I just said nice things about him too, Okay, anyway,
that's our podcast, A nice little podcast. Oh and then
him and his wife do a podcast separate from their
show podcast and he made me want to do one
with Blake. But then I was like, what am I
gonna talk about? They talk about cool stuff, but I
was kind of I don't want to talk about that.
I don't know what I would talked to her about
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because I got to find someuff to talk about off
the air, Like now I gonna talk and find stuff
to talk about on the air with her. But for
first second there, I had this visual of her and
I Haven't a Husband Wife podcast, and he took off
and it was huge. But then I don't want to
do it anymore because I'm about to relaunch a new
project that I started a year ago that I stopped doing.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
Which one the doctor you're talking about writing the bench of.
Speaker 1 (13:24):
One of my many, many unfinished projects. Anyway, that's our
podcast afterwards, thank you for listening.