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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hey, this is Peyton with John Jay and Rich Hi,
giving you a call about your email that you sent over.
John Jay will just get right into it and you
can kind of tell your storyline from there. Okay, okay,
and how do you pronounce your name so we get
it right, Viggie.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Okay, Kelvin okay.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
Follow up to your Blake story.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Okay, this is about this is the podcast? All right
or no?
Speaker 3 (00:23):
Yeah, hold on, hold on.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Hold good morning, John Jay and Rich can help you.
Speaker 4 (00:30):
Oh yeah, by the way, the names were Ezekiel and Tony.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
To Thank you so much.
Speaker 5 (00:45):
You all day.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
Thank you so much for that. You guys, all right,
have a great day, Thanks for listening.
Speaker 4 (00:50):
Bye.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Hello Kelvin, Yeah, I'm here. What's up?
Speaker 6 (00:56):
Hey?
Speaker 7 (00:56):
I just wanted to add to what Peyton was talking
about with the pot. Look. So, I used to work
at a at a job in office before I work
from home, and one of the most disgusting things I
used to think about my co workers is they would
not wash their hands when they went to the bathroom.
So I'm in one hundred percent of agreeance with Payton
on not trusting somebody when they're cooking, because if they're
doing that at work who knows what they're doing to
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get completely with it.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Pay That's what I'm talking about. My boyfriend has a
cousin named Kelvin. I feel like that's not a very
common name. Are you my boyfriend's cousin, Kelvin?
Speaker 7 (01:29):
Yeah, I am.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Your house.
Speaker 1 (01:35):
I'm going to Kelvin's house for Thanksgiving. Yeah, I'll eat
your food, wash her though.
Speaker 6 (01:40):
He's good.
Speaker 7 (01:41):
Oh yeah, I'm washing my hands like every after I
touch any food. I'm watching it like every five seconds.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
It might be, but it might be good for you
to have these germs. That way you don't get sick.
Speaker 6 (01:51):
No, that's true.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
You know what. It reminds me of something I was
gonna ask Kyle about I learned. I was listening to
a health podcast yesterday. But Kelvin, we'll talk to you.
We'll see on Thanksgiving.
Speaker 3 (01:58):
Man, thanks, we.
Speaker 2 (02:02):
Get this. This is this is kind of personal, kind
of weird. But also I was listening to this podcast.
I don't know if I told you, guys. One time
I was walking to the airport and there was a
doctor walking to the airport that I follow on Instagram.
His names doctor Mark Heyman, and I was like, oh
my god, to Jr. Hymand and he gave me a
cell phone number and we text back and forth and
then he stopped texting me. But he was just on
a podcast with Gary Breca, Who's the Ultimate Human, and
(02:24):
I was losing the podcast, and I thought it was
very interesting something they said. And he made me think
of Kyle, because Kyle has two kids, both kids born
two different ways, right correct, right? One?
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Sea section Ada is C section. Easton was a V
back V back. Yeah.
Speaker 5 (02:40):
It's basically the technical term for like having a kid
naturally after you've already had.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
A C section.
Speaker 5 (02:45):
Oh wow, I thought maybe it vaginal birth after C section.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
I thought you weren't allowed to like have a natural
work after a sea section.
Speaker 5 (02:55):
Well, technically you don't want to because and I didn't
want to. That's Easton was actually a scheduled see section,
but he came naturally early on his own, little turd.
Speaker 3 (03:03):
But I love them anyway. Yeah, no, so big, yeah, yeah,
they say.
Speaker 5 (03:09):
I think I think the stat was something scary like
one in every five hundred kids who who attempts to
be back doesn't.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
It doesn't like they die during birth.
Speaker 6 (03:16):
Gosh, that's staggeringly high.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:18):
So, but he wanted to come out when he wanted
to come out, so the section wasn't an option at
that point.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Anyway, different ways out of both those kids, is one
of them sicker than the other whenever they get sick,
is one will get more sick than the other one?
Speaker 5 (03:38):
Ah, not like crazy, although I always think Addie has
Like ADDIE's immune system is really amazing.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Ah, that's what he says. The doctor says that baby,
there's more c sections now, and when you don't get
when you're born vaginally, that you're the baby gets all
this bacteria that's good for them, that helps it with immunity.
Speaker 3 (04:00):
Addie was my section.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
Oh really Okay? Wait, then he goes, are you breastfeeding too?
Did you breastfeed him with both of them? Okay? Also,
when a lot of kids get formula, and then those
kids get formula, also a lot sicker because they're they're
not being breastfed.
Speaker 5 (04:15):
Addie had formula though ever since birth. She was supplemented
because she was in the nicke So.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
She might be a freak of nature.
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Might be when she gets sick, like if we all
get the same thing in the house, like we'll get
it for three or four days.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
She gets it for one.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
See, yeah, see maybe I heard.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (04:34):
I just thought it was interesting what they said. Then
you had kids two different ways, so it's better to
come all over the place. Okay, who's the person on
the phone here?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
We got VIGGI on the viiggy vigy with.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
A big vigg Good morning. What's up, Hi?
Speaker 8 (04:55):
I just had a funny story about so you you.
John Jay had mentioned that his wife was mortified after
doing laundry with uh while on the road.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Yeah, with all the baseball the basketball players.
Speaker 8 (05:11):
Yeah, and so I just had a funny story to share.
Speaker 2 (05:13):
Let's hear it.
Speaker 8 (05:16):
So my daughter was in kindergarten last year and she
was a best state that she wanted to dress herself.
She goes to a private Christian school that my husband
also works at, and about halfway through the day, my
husband receives a bag from the kindergarten principal with a
little warning that says, please check your child before you
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send them to school. She had found one of my
pairs of underwear and warn it as a vest.
Speaker 6 (05:48):
A vest.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Did you see it, Tony put the arms through like that.
It's a little fuddy.
Speaker 6 (05:54):
I bet it, I bet it.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Worked. Thank god she was little. You'd hate to hear
that story and say she was in college and what
is the best?
Speaker 8 (06:02):
Yeah, yep, so funny story.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
She was getting Vigie with it. Thanks VIGGI thanks for
sharing that with us.
Speaker 8 (06:11):
Yeah, of course, good day.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
Here's a check out this text. I love this kind
of stuff. It's a six oz two number. You can
text us. You text j j R. Whatever you want
to say to nine six eight ninety three John Jay
and Rich. I'm very confused. The other day, John j
posted a video of Rich picking him up for work
and said he has done that every day for twenty years.
He's never been late, but I remember him always telling
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us about the morning Starbucks adventures on the way to work.
Was Rich with him for those adventures? Or is John
j gaslighting us? Rich was there? He just stayed very quiet.
He didn't participate in my story, telling me that.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
I would look at him well with caffeine, I get
all hyper te.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Man, John Jay and Rich. Is Peyton's dad's real name Showtime?
Speaker 1 (06:53):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:55):
You mean his mom he was born wrote down Showtime
in the bergertificate.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
Well no, but he legally he changed his name to Showtime.
Speaker 2 (07:01):
Legally changed it the show time on this driver's Licenses showtime.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Yes, the showtime went more.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
John Dane Rich, I love men and women that have corn.
Speaker 1 (07:09):
Rolls, corn rolls, corn rolls, their corn rows.
Speaker 2 (07:13):
They love corn rolls.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
They're talking about corn.
Speaker 2 (07:17):
You must be talking about the hairstyle. I think they're
talking about farmers. People walk around with corn.
Speaker 6 (07:21):
Farmers. They like farmers. I get it.
Speaker 2 (07:26):
The thing, Oh my god? Anyway, what else is there? Anyway? Anyway,
that's a podcast. That's a good podcast, ye, sure, podcast
or anything else? Anything else we need to bring up
on the podcast.
Speaker 5 (07:38):
No, we thought we're gonna play Grant's bump it or
dump it games?
Speaker 2 (07:41):
Oh yeah, you want to play bump it? But how
much time we have?
Speaker 6 (07:44):
We got a couple.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Okay, we're what's bump it or dump it?
Speaker 2 (07:47):
Grant you're gonna pick I don't.
Speaker 6 (07:49):
Hear that.
Speaker 1 (07:52):
Sounds fun here?
Speaker 3 (07:53):
Grants is not in there.
Speaker 6 (07:54):
He has dumped it. He might be dump.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Try bumping it, up it bumping or yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:02):
Hitch it on the podcast on the podcast, Yeah, what
are you doing?
Speaker 7 (08:06):
So?
Speaker 6 (08:07):
Cage just called me and she's getting gas right now
and she doesn't have her wallet because we walked to
canes last night, and she left her wallet in my
fanny pack because I carry it. I do the nice,
you know, manly thing. I carry my wife's wallet in
my purse. And so anyway, she's very upset with me
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right now, it's fault.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
What's your fault?
Speaker 6 (08:30):
No, because I put the fanny pack away, but I
forgot to take the wallet out. So she's like, I'm
at the gas station and I need to get gas.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
I'm freaking out. How low is your gas?
Speaker 6 (08:40):
Probably pretty low.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Really, because I mean I go on fumes until Yeah, dude,
I mean.
Speaker 5 (08:44):
I mean even in the red you got about twenty
five more miles.
Speaker 6 (08:47):
But this is but this is what you know. It's like,
she has a big presentation today at like ten o'clock,
so I'm hoping I didn't like screw that up.
Speaker 1 (08:55):
Totally did.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
No, it's Grit's fault.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
It depends. Like Kyle said, how far she have to go?
Speaker 6 (09:01):
I think she's at the gas station by our house.
I'm assuming do they not have Apple pay there? That's
what I said. I was like, can't you just use
your phone?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Oh? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (09:11):
She was like I have to go, And then I
called her back and it went straight to voice.
Speaker 2 (09:15):
There's a couple of things to do. One is Apple
pay too, is like I think Colin I on the
side of if you even have twenty five miles, you
can make it. You can go far twenty five miles.
Speaker 6 (09:23):
But then the problem is is then she works in Phoenix,
she can make it. Well, I mean, but then to
there and back. See what I'm saying she doesn't have.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Well, then you can also get a divorce.
Speaker 6 (09:33):
I mean, you're in trouble.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
You got to go find her.
Speaker 6 (09:35):
I don't know. I just called her back. What do
I question for the room?
Speaker 2 (09:39):
What do I do?
Speaker 6 (09:40):
Go on a podcast and talk about it?
Speaker 9 (09:42):
You?
Speaker 6 (09:42):
Could you send her some Apple cactual? Well no, But
the problem is I don't know if she has Apple
pay set up?
Speaker 5 (09:48):
Could she set it up real quick? I don't know
how easy it is to set up because I don't
do it.
Speaker 2 (09:52):
It's very reason Yeah, you know what you know?
Speaker 6 (09:56):
This is like the thing where it's like it's fun
when you're in trouble around your friends, but when you
go home you're not so.
Speaker 3 (10:03):
But okay, I love Kate, but like it's her wallet.
Speaker 6 (10:06):
Yeah, I took the fanny pack in the back room.
Oh you hit it yeah, I took it, So I
mean I should have been I should have taken it out.
I feel I don't know what do.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I Also, she also can problem solve herself before, Like
I mean, to me, it sounds like she could figure
things out.
Speaker 6 (10:22):
Could you imagine? Oh, she's calling me speaker hello, Hi.
Did you get it? Did you get it figured out
with the Apple pay or anything?
Speaker 7 (10:35):
Yeah? I did.
Speaker 6 (10:36):
But I'm driving all the way to work, so well,
can I bring cold?
Speaker 5 (10:42):
I'm pretty upset Grant, and I get that it's partially
my fault, but at the same time.
Speaker 7 (10:47):
It's like I'm just annoyed the whole situation.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
I'm running and I don't have time for this, Like
I really don't.
Speaker 2 (10:53):
I don't have time to go back home.
Speaker 6 (10:55):
Well, can I bring it to you a little bit later?
What I'm going to be like? Well I could. I'm sorry.
I know you didn't need this on your presentation day.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
Why I feel for her, like the stress of the presentation.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
And figured out the gas right she got, but now
she's driving without a life worries that I've done.
Speaker 3 (11:23):
That plenty of time.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Why it makes me feel that maybe col and I,
like we don't stress about things we should stress about.
I go, I don't even have key to my house.
Speaker 9 (11:35):
I feel like J's gotten on a plane without his license,
her license.
Speaker 5 (11:38):
She could go on the d m V dot com
and like show an officer because she had to like okay, yeah,
but I totally understand, like it's just all the things
at once, when she's probably already stressed about the presentation.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
It's like she needed this day to go smoothly because she.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Already had stress going into it. What are you going
to make her for dinner?
Speaker 4 (11:58):
Now?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
You need to do something, make up.
Speaker 5 (12:02):
Some lunch.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
Yeah, you got content for the podcast. I feel that's
the guy that brought us a T shirts and I feel.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
This is I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I feel sorry for her, Like, you know what, dude,
it's an early newly we it's a problem that you will.
Speaker 6 (12:21):
Yeah, we do this stuff where we go on walks
and we do these things and then I take her
card and then I leave in my wallet. And usually
it's not a big deal because I'm like, I have
your wallet or I have your card my wallet, and
she's like, oh, it's fine, don't worry about I got
another card in my wallet.
Speaker 5 (12:36):
The other day I realized I had Scott's car key
in my.
Speaker 6 (12:39):
I did that.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
I had to leave here he could his card, so
I was I was swimming in the ocean. I drove
my wife's car. We went to San Diego and I
went swimming in the ocean with her car key and
it fell out. Never found it.
Speaker 3 (12:56):
Oh no, I remember that.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
That was terrible and the car was on.
Speaker 5 (13:04):
It's those moments in your like, like you said, newly
with problems.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
It's this moment that like, Grant will never do that again.
Speaker 6 (13:09):
I'll never do this again.
Speaker 9 (13:10):
But you know, we're never going to your spirits about And.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I'm glad you're letting us talk about it because I
think this podcast will blow up and people, oh I
do said she was annoying to a part in your podcast.
Even more after you listen to this podcast and you
go find grants podcast, When will When will Ty's podcast
drop Friday? Friday? And it is how to be Terrible Person?
Speaker 6 (13:32):
It's just terrible person.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
It's a terrible person.
Speaker 6 (13:35):
It out technically technically, guys, I don't even host that podcast.
It's some guy named Garret. Yeah, so you changed change
your character on there. Yeah, I'm just a producer on
the podcast. Some other guy who sounds a lot like me,
but his name was because of all the racism. Yeah,
perhaps racism.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Yeah you got Gary here that podcast?
Speaker 6 (14:01):
Well yeah, Garrett. I feel like Gary and Gareth are
the same person. Gary.
Speaker 3 (14:05):
At one point, where did that?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
The listener called me, Gary, would you if this, if
she got this phone call, if you got this phone
call two years ago, and this is how she talked
to you and stuff, would you have still married her?
I wouldn't.
Speaker 3 (14:19):
I think she did talk to him like this.
Speaker 6 (14:23):
I like a stern one.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
I mean, ultimately, ultimately, it's her driver's license, it's her
credit card. She should have said I gotta go get it,
whether it's his backpack or not.
Speaker 9 (14:32):
But if what you said she said, I know I
have a partners too. I'm just annoyed. Understand, it is
my fault. I will kate future kid listening to this.
Speaker 6 (14:42):
This is my fault. I just want to take. Yeah,
it is. I should have I should do better, guys,
this is my chance to do better.
Speaker 3 (14:51):
Like I said, you'll never do this again.
Speaker 9 (14:54):
Okay, she's probably so paranoid about driv No, it's just like,
you know, you got something big.
Speaker 6 (15:00):
You got like a big meeting. You got something like that,
and the littlest thing can spiral you.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
But what's funny about the littlest thing is you were
doing it. It was something you did out of kindness what
I do out of kind of You were carrying your
stuff for her. But I gave her back her phone
and her other stuff. So yeah, so like I should
have taken the.
Speaker 3 (15:17):
Next Why didn't you?
Speaker 2 (15:18):
I don't know, Thank you for my phone. We got
my driver's license in my credit card.
Speaker 6 (15:22):
Listen, we were in that. We we had that post
Caine's Clarity, you.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Know, to go to cave.
Speaker 5 (15:30):
She probably didn't even think about it because you handed
her her stuff back, so remily was like in her head,
you handed her stuff back, and she probably didn't even
think about the wallet again until she.
Speaker 6 (15:39):
Needed Yeah, guys on your phone too, But.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
Yeah, she'll be fine. It's just it's not even about that.
Speaker 5 (15:48):
It's just the stress of like all the things going
wrong before the thing is.
Speaker 6 (15:50):
I look at talk I talked to Kate, and I
think of like, like in this, like what would Kyle
or Peyton say to this, Because you guys are both
like strong, brave, powerful women, and like Peyton and Peyton
and Kaitlin re react the same way about Kyle. Kyle
and Kaitlyn react very similarly about something. So like if
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I say something and you guys are like.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Yeah, But Kyle was like, you got enough gas? Dude,
I've never drive my license. So you know what's funny
is you can't sometimes can him get into the building
this morning?
Speaker 5 (16:27):
Grant let me I can't find my key card for
the last three days. Then God, Grant's been here and
it's probably right there. It might be No, I think
it's not in my person. I actually think I put
it in my I put it in my back pocket
of a pair of jeans, don't know which jeans, and
I haven't done laundry. I feel like it will pop
up once the dryer.
Speaker 6 (16:44):
This may be tm I, but I feel a nervous
bowel movement coming on. Take care of.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
What do we back? Live?
Speaker 6 (16:56):
Six minutes?
Speaker 2 (16:56):
Okay? Good? Ten minutes, ten minutes okay? Good. By the way,
leave all this stuff in the podcast. Well, you know,
I love when all this stuff's in there. And I
think the people listen to a podcast like here and
behind the Scenes because it is called afterwards John de Rich,
can Kyle talk in the accent that she does. I
don't know if it's her mother or her grandmother. I
love it when she does it. I'd laugh so hard
one accent.
Speaker 3 (17:16):
Or she know, no, his mom.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Is that I have to get into anger anger mode?
Speaker 1 (17:22):
What can we say to make you mad?
Speaker 3 (17:25):
I was Caitlin, Yeah, yeah, Grant, are you kidding me?
Speaker 6 (17:28):
Why would you keep the woman in your fanny peck?
Speaker 3 (17:32):
Why are you carrying a fanny peck in the first laces?
Speaker 2 (17:36):
John J. Rich the video John Jay's thinking of is
what's your name? Tony and Ezekiel? Yeah, that's kind of big.
Peyton is so right on the potluck thing. I just
read an article recently about forty six people getting hospitalized
because of food poisoning from a food at work pot luck.
Don't trust other people's good game.
Speaker 3 (17:54):
I can no no.
Speaker 5 (17:55):
Actually, what this reminds me of is so we usually
do a little girl's weekend up north once a year,
and we always like say, okay, you're bringing this, you're
bringing this, and then we all kind of cook dinner
together each night. Last year we had everything was fine,
and our friend Christy wasn't.
Speaker 3 (18:12):
Really like eating a whole lot, and we're like, Christy,
what you do?
Speaker 5 (18:14):
She's like I'm fine, I'm fine, and we're like, do
we need start worry about CHRISTI like not eating.
Speaker 1 (18:17):
Well.
Speaker 5 (18:18):
It turns out she shared with us at a girl's
dinner after the trip that she saw one person and
she will not say who it was, lick their fingers
whilst cooking and a gross trout and she couldn't eat anything. Yeah,
And I was like, did I do that? I don't
think I did that, but maybe I don't know. Like
we're all just cooking, you know what I mean. It's
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like we're all best friends.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
So it's like I don't care, like if so, I don't.
Speaker 5 (18:42):
Care if my best friend licked her finger and then
put it in the soup, Like I would still eat
the soup. It's my best friend. It's not like a stranger,
Like I kind of feel like I know where she's
been for sure. But Christy was not about that life.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
Would Christy eat off? What are your friend's forks?
Speaker 3 (18:55):
Probably not?
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Oh? Really okay, because there are people like that. I
don't care.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Friends that are like myophobes are like I can double
dip with one of my friends and I'm probably the
same exact way, but like, I'm not tight with everybody here.
Speaker 7 (19:08):
I don't know.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
I don't know how you Oh god, no, I think
it's I really think it's the black and me. I
really do. Like that was something that my granny was like,
do not eat other people's.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
I like today's podcast a lot fun podcast. Anyway, that's
our podcast. That's wrap it up. Hey, Noah, come up
with a good name of this podcast. There's something good
in there. Like, I don't know something maybe I don't like,
I don't know. What do you think? Oh, we have
a part too. Hold on, I keep rolling. Wait, we're
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not saying about more.
Speaker 6 (19:46):
I just I just didn't know it's I did the
executive producer decision instead of emergency. I called Kate and
I was like, baby, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean
to screw up your day. I'm sorry. I have your
wallet all this stuff. And she paused for a second.
She goes, it's okay, and I was like, I'm yeah,
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but what kind of it's okay?
Speaker 2 (20:07):
Was it?
Speaker 6 (20:08):
It was like it's there's two different types of it's okay.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
It's like it's.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Okay, the nervous poop go back in it.
Speaker 6 (20:16):
Got sucked up, and just like.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
Do you feel like things are going to actually be
okay though? When you tell her that you answered her
phone call on.
Speaker 6 (20:24):
The bon Yeah, because it's gonna it's gonna help Selena
and Garrett's podcast big time. Yeah.
Speaker 9 (20:30):
That was that was My thought was like, she's like,
it's okay as long as you don't record this.
Speaker 6 (20:39):
What if we be what if we beat her name? Dud?
Speaker 2 (20:46):
That's the podcast. It's okay, all right, good, you got
the whole thing of there knowing
Speaker 6 (20:52):
All right back here at thirty five