FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show March 11th 2025 Podcast

Its Greg's Birthday, Greg's Trash update, News Headlines & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's due to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Is it lies.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
A good morning everybody, Monday.

Speaker 2 (00:49):
It's Tuesday.

Speaker 4 (00:49):
It's March eleventh, twenty twenty five, and we are the
Woody Show. Thank you for being here giving us some
of your valuable time this morning. My name's Whatody. That
is Greg Gory? What more on him in just a second?
Menace is here. Hi, he's our social media director. Find
his follow us on The Woody Show on the social
media platform of your choice.

Speaker 5 (01:07):
There is Gina grad Good morning.

Speaker 4 (01:09):
Sammy's here. We got Sea bass Bort is here. The
Woody Show production department. Morgan, our associate producer, is here.
Von our video producer on the job in high as
hell Today. Phones are open at eight seven seven four.
You can set us a text if you'd like, over
to two to nine eight seven. But the big headline
today is that today is Greg Gory's birthday again every year.

(01:38):
Ball you little birthday Booty call Yeah, hell yeah, dude,
Happy birthday Greg.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
This is this is a big birthday.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
He's the big six to oh today, Yeah, he gets
mad when I say that, But it's it's close enough.

Speaker 1 (01:56):
I mean, if we're rounding, if we're rounding.

Speaker 5 (01:58):
Up, you're rounding the direction, not even.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Not even you're rounding up because you're what fifty three today,
fifty four?

Speaker 2 (02:05):
Fifty four?

Speaker 1 (02:07):
You were three.

Speaker 5 (02:07):
I was sexty number yesterday I was fifty three.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
Yeah today on fifty four?

Speaker 1 (02:13):
House is that you're so young yesterday?

Speaker 4 (02:15):
God disgusting.

Speaker 1 (02:17):
I mean, look, here's the thing. You don't You don't
look fifty. I mean that's all that really matters in life. Yeah,
you know I don't.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
Act that way. I mean we don't know what that Hell.

Speaker 5 (02:27):
No, we're too wildly all the way.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
How's your butt look? Because it really shows in your butt?
What do you mean you get old? Like it's like, yeah,
show the skin, you're.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
All show you.

Speaker 1 (02:39):
No, it's not loose by any means, but it's just
like it's like as a mega form or fatty. It's
kind of like denty or what. I don't it's like
it's demply kind of I think, Yeah, it's not like
I see it all the time, but shrinking it. It's
not all dente, it's all denty. I think it's very unattractive.
We're safe fat that it's grossed, don't.

Speaker 2 (02:59):
Want butler for for oh to like time them well, I.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
Don't know, round them out, and because it kind of
flat a little bit over time, Right, that's what you're
talking about.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
They get all kinds of sack, but it has gotten
flatter though.

Speaker 5 (03:11):
Yeah, I think so this would I don't know this,
This would like, you know, amp up.

Speaker 1 (03:14):
Your but I would never understand people that want like
bigger rounder butts, you know, who thinks about their own.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
Butt, Like those big ghetto booties. I find to be
so un attraction. I don't get it. I put that
in the same category as the women who have those
giant basketball cans, like this big fake over the cans.

Speaker 6 (03:34):
I follow one of the chicks on Instagram that has
the big, giant ass and it's I just marvel at it.

Speaker 5 (03:39):
I can't believe it's real.

Speaker 6 (03:40):
And she always wears like a sports bra and and
like legging it's not hot.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
Yeah, that's a good question. We should we should bring
that up at some point, like we have more time,
Like what's something that people are doing that they think
is hot, but.

Speaker 5 (03:54):
Isn't That's a good one.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
You know, because there's so many things that you know,
people like they do. They make these decisions on you know,
some crazy hairstyle or some crazy and you could do it. Look,
I'm not saying you can't do it. You could do it,
But like I'm really questioning who thinks like that big
giant tank ass over the top filled with Yeah, Like,
who thinks that is the sex?

Speaker 5 (04:17):
I remember in nineteen ninety nine, Jennifer Lopez was like, Oh, sure,
ass is so big massive even now.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yeah, and I'm crippled by anxiety in so many ways
and insecurity, but I would never give a second thought
to my butt.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
If you do.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
That's weird. Yeah, thinks about their.

Speaker 4 (04:35):
Own women all the time, I think. I mean I
get that, like, you know, because women, you know, they'll
buy jeans like you know, how's my ass?

Speaker 6 (04:42):
And like Sea Bass has mentioned before, there's those leggings
specifically to make your butt look buttier wet it that
way with a stitch in the middle.

Speaker 4 (04:49):
What man is thinking about it?

Speaker 5 (04:50):
That's the question, Greg, perhaps a homosexual man, not this one.
Don't they have an underwear thing called rounder bomb?

Speaker 1 (04:57):
I believe that's I mean, I'm sure they do.

Speaker 5 (04:59):
I don't I know about get all these ads on Facebook.
I don't click on any of my.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
Have the package enhancing ones?

Speaker 7 (05:06):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (05:06):
You know why because he started with like the hair
treatment stuff, and then all of a sudden, it's like, oh,
what else would you like to improve? How's your budget?

Speaker 5 (05:12):
It's called rounder bomb.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
Yes, okay, So Greg, since we're on the topic of Greg,
his mind has been blown by something that Gina grad
just told him about. And then you know, he's like that,
what that? And I said, yeah, Greg, I get the
same thing.

Speaker 1 (05:27):
Well, no, Gina found out about it.

Speaker 4 (05:29):
When I did.

Speaker 1 (05:29):
I had a friend tell me about it, and my
mind was, I thought you signed up for it. She
showed him she signed up for it when she found
out about it. Oh yeah, But I found out about
it through my friend who said, hey, your parents are
sending me a card today. I said, oh, you mean
sent you a card. No, they are sending me a card. Yeah, like,
how would you do you have a crystal ball? She
sent me a photo of this card. Yeah, USPS and

(05:52):
she said this is arriving later today, and it was
like all the nuclear bombs ever made went off in
my head. Wait, the post office mails you pictures of.

Speaker 5 (06:01):
Your yeah, even if I still don't get it.

Speaker 2 (06:03):
It's a thing.

Speaker 4 (06:04):
Yeah, it's better said ever in my fifty four years
heard of such. It's called U SPS Informed Delivery and
so like all right, so here's one I saw exactly
what I got in the mail yesterday was something from
Merrill Lynch, two things from Mary Lynch and uh, some
kind of package for my wife.

Speaker 1 (06:24):
But you also see it in advance, right yeah?

Speaker 4 (06:26):
Yeah, is it says expected today and it shows me
the envelopes like a scan of the MP and it even.

Speaker 6 (06:32):
Includes unfortunately junk mail. Yeah, so you'll be getting of
you know.

Speaker 1 (06:37):
Yeah, it's just whatever's coming to your to your house.

Speaker 5 (06:39):
But how do they take a picture of it?

Speaker 4 (06:41):
Like, what is the what is going through the system?
It's got to know, Like it's not people going, oh
this is going.

Speaker 5 (06:45):
There scanning your zip code and stuff.

Speaker 4 (06:50):
Right, Yeah, it just gets scanned and it goes, okay,
this is the address. It puts it into your email
that it's putting together it's going to send you blown to.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
Was your mind blown the first time you heard it
out this ten years ago?

Speaker 8 (07:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (07:02):
But how did you find out about it ten years.

Speaker 4 (07:05):
On the news?

Speaker 2 (07:06):
I think it was in the five van dime newspaper.

Speaker 5 (07:10):
Because they push it on you so hard. You get
mailers and stuff. Just sign up for Informed Delivery, Okay.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
So I remember the way that I found out about it,
because like they'll send you like sometimes like oh, there's
there's a package on the way, it should be delivered tomorrow.
You'll get that from UPS or from that if you
ordered something right. But like, so the postal service had
something for me that was gonna be delivered the next day,
and I go, okay, So I saw that in the email,
and there was a little thing on there says, would
you like to know basically, would you like to know

(07:36):
what other mails had your way on a you know,
on a on a daily basis. And it was called
Informed Delivery. To sign up here, put your email in
or your your phone number for texting alerts and things.
And so I was like okay, and I started getting
because I was expecting something when I was going to
be away out of town, and so when it arrived,
I wanted to know that it arrives, I could tell
my neighbor to go ahead and put it in the house.

Speaker 1 (07:58):
And then go pick it up. You would say, this
is about ten years ago they started, No, not ten years.
I probably I've probably had.

Speaker 5 (08:03):
It for like four years, three or four years.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Maybe they have a bad PR department because all the
tsunamis in the world just washed over me.

Speaker 5 (08:11):
I'm like, wait, it was what it was started in
twenty fourteen and twenty seventeen.

Speaker 4 (08:14):
It was available pretty much everywhere. Yeah, yes, Greg, you
know what for eight years, I've been holding on into secret.
You know what I got you for your birthday? I
signed you up for USPS and wow delivery.

Speaker 1 (08:24):
I won't get a photo of my mail and advance.

Speaker 4 (08:26):
Yeah, stolen birthday, Gray, thank you.

Speaker 1 (08:28):
Mind is blown. I'll be birthday thank you.

Speaker 4 (08:30):
Phones are up in eight seven, seven forty four. I
want to hear more about your birthday plans because there's
usually something that goes on, like some kind of special meal, yeah,
like or like, uh, you know, Mario will be planning
something unless he hasn't told you about it yet, like
some kind of weekend getaway.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Or something setting.

Speaker 4 (08:45):
Yeah, well, we have we have time to get into that,
lot's to go to, lots to get through today.

Speaker 9 (08:50):
This is the Woody Show, no crap show, and we
are into another new hour in sensitivity training for a
politically correct world on this Tuesday morning.

Speaker 4 (09:01):
It's March the eleventh, twenty twenty five. You guys, it's
Greg Gory's birthday.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
You know, we haven't covered of the one of the cakes,
the Sea Bass. Well, we have a couple of lovely cakes.
One is a flowery cake for Greg, you know, for
core purposes. The other one is a Bubba cake, which
I don't even know if Greg likes Boba or not.
But it's just cute because that's a smiley face. So
it's so care Yeah, it has a good demeanor.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Like Greg, have you had Boba? I have not the
biggest fan of it. I don't only you know, it's
just I don't get the balls.

Speaker 4 (09:39):
All right.

Speaker 2 (09:40):
You don't like balls in your mouth, Greg?

Speaker 8 (09:41):
Okay. And then.

Speaker 2 (09:45):
And also we have like these like Oreo like cake stirs,
but they're not like the ones in the in the package.

Speaker 1 (09:52):
Know they are.

Speaker 5 (09:53):
Those are those loft house cookies that they always.

Speaker 4 (09:58):
Awesome. What is cookie?

Speaker 5 (10:00):
They look like open face whoopie pies cookies, you know.

Speaker 4 (10:04):
Those they're like those very light airy you know cookies
that have like a big thick layer of the frosting
on them. They come in that plastic clamshell packaging and branded. Yeah,
but this is official Oreo bred. These look fantastic. These
are yeah, I thought I'd go with that instead of
the third king.

Speaker 1 (10:22):
And when they're lighting area, they have no calories.

Speaker 5 (10:24):
That's exactly right through the hole. It's just they are cookies.
What do you can eat the whole sleeve?

Speaker 4 (10:28):
Yeah? Noise, you don't give it the whole pack? Well,
thank you. Minutes. Yeah, we had an email here email
at the woodieshow dot com from Alex who writes in
Greg is turning sixty? I thought he was born in
nineteen seventy one. Wasn't it set on the show one time?
He was born in nineteen seventy one? People very confused.
Today's got Greg's big six zero, which we've just been
trolling Greg with. It's not really Greg's sixtieth birthday. Greg

(10:51):
might as well be legally, but basically he feels sixty.

Speaker 5 (10:54):
I did text Greg this last night. I was telling and.

Speaker 1 (10:57):
This is that can't be true.

Speaker 5 (10:59):
I see the second it happened.

Speaker 6 (11:01):
My nine year old stepson Greg, Oh, I love Greg,
And he goes, how old is he turning? And I
told him and he goes, I thought Greg was thirty,
and then my husband goes, yeah, actually I kind of
did too.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
Ah, did you are you going to take him to
the autometrist?

Speaker 5 (11:17):
Yeah, we're going to go to Lens Scraptors right after.

Speaker 10 (11:20):
Ye.

Speaker 4 (11:20):
Well, happy birthday, Greg, Thank you very much. We have
your why wait until they're dead eulogies that I'm excited for. Yeah,
so we'll get to say nice things about Greg while
he's still with us, because we always hear that, like
when people die, you know, all of a sudden, everybodys
got nice things to say, Well, why wait until they're dead?
So we just decided to start this little tradition on
people's birthdays around here. So that's coming up this hour

(11:40):
and for Greg's birthday, Sea Bass has an update on
his on his trash situation, which Greg from your perspective,
how's it going?

Speaker 1 (11:48):
I do have a relatively shocking update for you guys.
Well maybe you need to play this audio.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
Okay, let's this Yeah, okay, because for those of you
who haven't heard the story yet, Greg's neighbors leave their
trash bins out.

Speaker 1 (12:02):
Yes, we have all the time garbage day, as does
every civilized city planet Earth. As this is not a
dump in Mumbai exactly. It's called garbage day, it's not
called garbage year. And I have two main offender neighbors
who left their garbage cans out. I issue not seven
days a week for over a year. One of the

(12:23):
houses just redid their whole front yard and it looks beautiful.
They did a great job with it. They're the ones
that had I believe five maybe even six garbage cans,
and they recently added what I call an indoor garbage
can to the mix. So there's this indoor garbage can
sitting with all the actual bins that you roll out.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
To the street. One that doesn't have wheels or anything.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
Right, it's something you would put in your kitchen, and
that just sits on the curb permanently. That's a sculpture.

Speaker 4 (12:46):
I guess.

Speaker 5 (12:46):
Are you allowed to have that many trash cans?

Speaker 2 (12:48):
You can't?

Speaker 5 (12:50):
Why are that man?

Speaker 2 (12:50):
They're supposed to be official.

Speaker 1 (12:52):
Yeah, they had two greens, two recycling too regular trash.

Speaker 4 (12:56):
You request them from the trash company and they'll bring you,
like if you need an extra yard or an extra
you know, uh, you know, and one for like the landfills.

Speaker 1 (13:04):
They'll bring that out to you. Yeah, a lot of
people are saying like, oh, let them do their thing,
it's not your problem. These are in the street, they're
not on the curb. They're all willy nilly or as
Gina would say, cattywampus. And it drives Greg crazy there
and it's incredibly unsightly. Not the only offenders.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
Nothing's happened with it. Sea Bass was enlisted to help
because he's a professional pest yea. And so he made
these postcards right which I sent to these people saying hey,
U slobs, or the picture of their own house with
the picture of the garbage cans that did nothing.

Speaker 5 (13:36):
That was like a month or so ago. Yeahah so,
and people raise the question, Greg, did you not even
call the city? And Greg's like, what how do you
even find that number?

Speaker 11 (13:44):
No?

Speaker 1 (13:44):
You know, and I told you I went to the
website and I did many testrons on this website where
I did right in there, you know, where I even said,
I said, here's the deal, here's the addresses of these
garbage cans. Waited, nothing happened, and then I would write
back and said, hey, I left you guys a message
for my last time. All I want to know is
is anybody reading this. Here's my phone number, here's my

(14:04):
email address. Let me know if anybody's reading this.

Speaker 5 (14:06):
And so that I think, which I don't blame. That's
that's how government works.

Speaker 2 (14:10):
It sucks.

Speaker 5 (14:11):
So I finally tracked out it. Did it take me
a little while, Greg, I do it? Defined a phone number.

Speaker 4 (14:15):
Of the city. Okay, I tried that too.

Speaker 5 (14:17):
I'm gonna be a pest myself. But let's go through
the normal processes as well. And I've got someone on
the line. And here's how that went on. Behalf of
Greg Gory.

Speaker 3 (14:29):
Good morning and thank you for calling infamitation. How can
we healthy today?

Speaker 8 (14:34):
Hi?

Speaker 12 (14:34):
I'm Greg Gory, and I'm curious whom do I speak
with about neighbors who leave their trash cans out twenty
four to seven, three sixty five?

Speaker 3 (14:46):
That would be us? Are you Greg Gory from the
radio show?

Speaker 5 (14:54):
And you can ask And I made this call. That
is exactly how west.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
We've heard of you?

Speaker 4 (15:03):
Oh, Greg, Yeah, Hi, we've.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Heard about you.

Speaker 4 (15:11):
I help you? Yes, Hi, I'm good.

Speaker 3 (15:13):
Morning, and thank you for calling infamitation. How can we
help you today?

Speaker 11 (15:16):
Right there?

Speaker 5 (15:17):
Actually, I think we may have found a fellow traveler, Greg.
How can help you today follow travel with Greg Gory today.

Speaker 12 (15:24):
Hi, I'm Greg Gory, and I was curious whom do
I speak with about neighbors who leave their trash cans
out twenty four seven three sixty five.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
That would be us? Are you Greg Gory from the
radio show?

Speaker 1 (15:41):
We've heard about you.

Speaker 4 (15:42):
We've been expecting your cuts Jesus, so I say, why, Yes,
I am, of course.

Speaker 5 (15:47):
And here's the situation.

Speaker 3 (15:50):
Are you Greg Gory from the radio show.

Speaker 12 (15:52):
That is accurate?

Speaker 8 (15:53):
Yes?

Speaker 12 (15:53):
Hello, good to talk to you.

Speaker 4 (15:55):
Hi.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
My name's nice to meet you, Greg. Do you know
what the address would possibly be apt to see if
you're in our area?

Speaker 2 (16:02):
I do? They are, okay, girl.

Speaker 3 (16:08):
I used to listen to you guys all the time
for the past couple of years, and now that I
don't drive anymore, only get to hear on weekends.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
Get that podcast blood, Yeah, I get that podcast.

Speaker 5 (16:24):
We get that text all the time. I only get
to hear you guys. Any you do get to hear
us any.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Day you want?

Speaker 4 (16:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (16:32):
All right.

Speaker 5 (16:33):
So he found it on a system and he's now
he's gonna tell me what this what there? What the
stizure is? From this senateation department.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Should have a Thursday trash collection.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
That's accurate.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
An if they go and visit on a Friday and
the trash cans are still out, they are supposed to
leave some type of note or warning to the residents
to say, go ahead and put your trash cans in.
And eventually they used to face fines.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
Or or worse arrest.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
Perhaps no, nobody's mean, but basically.

Speaker 2 (17:03):
Oh dang, imprisonment execution.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
I guess even.

Speaker 5 (17:17):
I didn't like the sound of that because you said
they used to yeah, which is what we always talk about.
You can plan playing to play and people, well, no,
we can't do anything right, don't want to be mean,
all right, So that's good. We're in the system allegedly,
so we're gonna see how this all wraps up.

Speaker 3 (17:35):
They're not designed to hurt anybody. It's just remind them
to put the trash counts away.

Speaker 12 (17:40):
Certainly, No, I appreciate that. Well, the only thing it's
hurting right now is my eyes every time I drive by.
I know what I'm saying, Oh.

Speaker 4 (17:48):
Probably accurate. You know what I'm saying, probably.

Speaker 12 (17:52):
Well, I appreciate your professionalism. Hopefully this matter will be
resolved post taste day had to Woody everybody, thanks again,
you were a doll, have a good day.

Speaker 1 (18:07):
Wow. Is this guy think that's really you?

Speaker 11 (18:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (18:11):
Until he gets to this podcast and in six months.

Speaker 5 (18:14):
Yes, that was actually towards the end he was given
like one word answers like okay.

Speaker 6 (18:18):
Yeah, I'm starting to get the feeling he thought this
might not be Gregory.

Speaker 5 (18:23):
Yeah, you're you work for the city's indentation. The call said,
this is the the biggest thing that ever happens to
you in your life. Get a little energy underneath that
radio star.

Speaker 4 (18:35):
Oh my god, drenched in sweat.

Speaker 5 (18:38):
So now, greg So I made that call a little
while ago.

Speaker 1 (18:41):
Yes, approximately how many days in there? Is it like
a week and a half. Okay, maybe I have an
amazing update. All but one can has been cleared.

Speaker 2 (18:55):
Serious curious.

Speaker 1 (18:57):
I rounded the corner yesterday. No trash cans on the
house that's on the corner. The biggest defender is the
second house in where they had the all six trash
cans in the street, all but one are gone. Would
you like to know which one remains?

Speaker 4 (19:17):
And that's still in the street.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
But it's small, it's rectangular, it's not in the way
the rest.

Speaker 4 (19:22):
Of them have been wheeled up the driveway.

Speaker 1 (19:26):
And placed out of sight see basquets results.

Speaker 5 (19:32):
But I want to hand it to this this worker
who I believe fan, so he probably put it through.

Speaker 2 (19:37):
The Yeah, code enforcement. I do have a question, though,
have you been indicated as the can not Nazi in
your eye?

Speaker 4 (19:47):
I think I've remained under the radar unless nobody knows
what you do for a living. This guy knew. Are
you from the rais?

Speaker 1 (19:59):
Thank you very what a great update.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
That was awesome.

Speaker 4 (20:03):
Yeah, there needs.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
The news when you have sea bass exactly.

Speaker 4 (20:07):
Yeah, you don't need the news reporters going down there's
sea bass to Cities are bottom of that.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
And like you've pointed out, cities are good at making websites,
but they're not good at doing anything about them.

Speaker 4 (20:16):
Well, we're gonna take a quick break, we're gonna come back,
and then we're gonna eulogize Greg. Why wait until people
are gone forever to say the things that you really
want to say to them. We've turned it into to
a tradition here on the radio show that on the
birthday we eulogize that person.

Speaker 2 (20:30):
And today is Greg's birthday.

Speaker 4 (20:32):
Yay, and so nice.

Speaker 1 (20:33):
Things to be said about you, Greg.

Speaker 4 (20:35):
I'm I raise them for it. I'm pretty sure it's.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
All nice things.

Speaker 4 (20:38):
The Woody Shore pretty prettyular.

Speaker 2 (20:47):
All right.

Speaker 4 (20:48):
Well, it's Greg Bry's birthday, as we've covered, and we
have our little thing that we do on whoever's birthday
is that we eulogize them. Right, they're not dead, but
what we say the nice things that people usually wait
until someone's dead the same, Yeah, and we figured like
that was a silly, silly practice. Why did people always
wait till someone dies all of a sudden, it's all

(21:08):
this outpouring.

Speaker 5 (21:09):
I wish they'd heard that, would to hear that of
niceness of this segment though, this is a eulogy.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
Therefore he's dead, yeah, yea, yeah exactly.

Speaker 4 (21:17):
So we all have quick eulogies for for Greg to share,
and we'll go around the room with those.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
First of all, great.

Speaker 4 (21:23):
Happy birthday, and uh you know I've been I've been
happy to call you a friend for many many years now,
and uh you know he's become kind of like a
brother from another mother. And so love Greg very much,
and uh, just happy birthday, no card, could you not
take that? You too? Thank you?

Speaker 1 (21:41):
But I do have.

Speaker 4 (21:42):
I do have a eulogy for you, ladies and gentlemen.
We gather here today to mourn, to celebrate, and most importantly,
to be beyond devastated, just as Greg would have wanted.
He always said he wanted full on weeping, wailing and
dramatic gasps at his funeral, crying and nash. So if
you could all start sobbing on Q, that would be great.

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But let's be real, Greg probably isn't here right now. No,
his spirit is likely trapped in some purgatory filled with butterflies.
Greg was a man of many complexities. He was thrifty,
but spent his life more upside down than a cave
full of bats.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
When it came to the cars.

Speaker 4 (22:23):
He adored pit bulls, despite knowing they were bloodthirsty throat rippers,
but a butterfly absolutely not. He feared them as if
they held tiny knives.

Speaker 11 (22:32):
Ugh.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
He was a lover of gossip, a hater of yucki vaginas,
and a man who would rather starve to death than
eat alone into restaurant. He was a connoisseur of fine
things like bottles of wine fifteen dollars or less, peanut
butter m and ms, and Costco cinnamon rolls. He was
embarrassed to buy a toilet paper, but had no issue
discussing his love of fresh air fillatio.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
He was also the most emotional man I've ever met.

Speaker 4 (22:58):
He could cry a well placed commerce rschel or his
ultimate weakness, Eric Carmon's, all by myself. And yet despite
his deep sensitivity, he was a magnet for the loudest,
most insufferable, obnoxious people on earth. These human air horns
would latch onto him like flies on a turd. Greg
was hilarious, kind, had a laugh that could make even

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the dumbest joke ten times funnier, especially if it involved farts.
We all loved him so much, and we will pre
miss him even now, and when the time truly comes.
Rest assured, Greg, we will honor all of your final wishes.
We will all absolutely be inconsolable, wailing like banshee choirs
while your body lies covered in magic shell.

Speaker 5 (23:40):
Well that's where we are right now.

Speaker 4 (23:42):
Until then, we'll raise a glass of cheap wine in
the Simon roll in silence and promise to never let
you eat alone.

Speaker 1 (23:48):
We love you, thank you.

Speaker 2 (23:51):
I'll be very nice.

Speaker 4 (23:52):
I'm not allowed to say anything Happy birthday, Greg, Gory,
menace your nexty.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
This is the second time that you have died on me.
You were mad old, yet so thin and studying to
the eye. I know you're happy now because you're even
more skinny than before. Thank you for leaving me your
beach house. Beach house which I'll give thirty percent of that. Yeah,

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thank you for leaving me your beach house, which I'll
give you thirty percent of the air and BnB. I'll
give thirty percent of the Airbnb profits go to pit
bull victims, I mean rescues survivors, because I know that's
something that you would have wasted your money on. Even

(24:42):
though I didn't see you dying by wine butt chugging,
I know you died doing something that you loved, consuming
excess alcohol and laughing until you can anymore. Even though
Mario has already moved on to a new boo, I
will not like his photos on Instagram, even though his

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new man is way younger, hotter, thinner, and tanner. I
won't do it because I.

Speaker 5 (25:09):
Love you and.

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Richard. Greg. Thank you for all the good time together,
and may you eat all the eminems you want in heaven.
Once again, I love you. Sorry, it's hard to get
through these things.

Speaker 5 (25:25):
Yeah, you think you're ready for this sort of thing,
and then the day comes and he's dead. He's never
fully premared.

Speaker 4 (25:31):
That's how he went. Yeah, wine, but chake wine. I
thought he choked on a wiener.

Speaker 2 (25:35):
No, no, it was.

Speaker 4 (25:39):
All right.

Speaker 5 (25:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (25:42):
The first time I ever met Greg, I instantly knew
I liked him. He was so sweet and professional. But
I'm grateful that he finally.

Speaker 5 (25:49):
Dropped that facade.

Speaker 6 (25:51):
The Greg I got to know was an equal opportunity offender,
saying heine things about everyone and everything in a way
that would make me scream cackle.

Speaker 5 (25:59):
That I couldn't control.

Speaker 6 (26:01):
His golden voice made hearing about overturned semis and carbacues
pleasant every morning, and I loved watching him enter the
studio each day, double fisting both his work coffees. Though
he was gay, Greg always gave it to you straight,
whether it was telling me to push my chair in
by announcing, oh no, Gina, let me get that for you,
or justifying his cleaning OCD by replying sorry for being normal.

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His dry sense of humor and behind the scenes song
parodies will be deeply missed. So in honor of Greg, everyone,
if I could please ask you to meticulously straighten the
papers on your desk so they're perpendicular to the edge.

Speaker 5 (26:38):
Of your desk right here.

Speaker 6 (26:40):
Judge up your frozen dinner with scallions and fresh herbs.
And for the love of God, don't let anyone ever
sit on your living room couch. Yep, all right, pee buddy,
We love you, I'll miss you.

Speaker 4 (26:52):
Oh yes, And by the way, we have taken all
the food that's here at the reception afterwards, all bought
a Trader Joe's. But we've to make it, quote as
Greg would say, restaurante, right, all right.

Speaker 13 (27:05):
Sammy Craig Gory was a man whose presence brightened every
room he walked into, whose humor was as sharp as
his sense of style, and whose heart was as big
as the beach that he loved so much.

Speaker 4 (27:17):
He was a man of simple pleasures, with a.

Speaker 13 (27:19):
Big personality and a deep, unwavering love for warm sunny days,
a glass of wine, and his beloved dog, Cali. He
was happiest one savoring a Costco cinnamon roller, sitting in
front of the TV watching his beloved balin out loud,
flipping through HGTV for a home makeover or enjoying his
favorite movie Jexy. But let's be clear, he wasn't a

(27:42):
fan of all TV moments. He hated when a TV
app asked are you still watching?

Speaker 5 (27:47):
He was always still watching.

Speaker 13 (27:50):
He was an upstanding human who always took a stance
against the menaces of our society, like people with nose rings,
neighbors who leave their tracans out, and people who sit
on couches. And that's just part of what made him him.
He also showed incredible strength. He worked hard, especially when
it came to his health, and his journey to lose

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weight was a testament to his dedication. He showed us
all that it's never too late to make a change,
to grow, and to pursue the things that truly matter.
And like menace already mentioned, now he's even skinnier.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Yep, the best part.

Speaker 5 (28:24):
So happy for you.

Speaker 13 (28:25):
Skinny phones, Greg, rest easy, that's nice.

Speaker 4 (28:30):
Now we did buy just a standard science casket, but
we had them half it, Yeah, just so he would
look even skinnier.

Speaker 5 (28:36):
Yeah, everybody knows believe he could.

Speaker 1 (28:39):
Fit in that.

Speaker 4 (28:40):
Look at that.

Speaker 5 (28:41):
It's a real louis uitans.

Speaker 4 (28:42):
Yeah right, yes, Sea Bass. Your eulogy for Greg. Happy birthday,
Greg Gory, Greg.

Speaker 5 (28:49):
Dead now and forever.

Speaker 4 (28:52):
But he was a man.

Speaker 5 (28:52):
He was a man of contradictions. He was some would say,
in an abusive relationship with Sea Bass. Yes, he abused
Sea Bass daily by not giving him the love to
see best so cherished. Oh, you would say it was
such a dick. He would not invite him to his
parties at his house and not go to Seabass's parties
at his.

Speaker 1 (29:10):
House, Seabass's soirees.

Speaker 5 (29:11):
Even he loved the finer things in life, like movies
like Brawl and Cell Block ninety nine with Vince Vaughn,
but still loved what are objectively god awful movies like
Ricky Stanicki and the aforementioned Jaxy Look him up because
you've never.

Speaker 4 (29:30):
Heard of them.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
People.

Speaker 5 (29:33):
When Greg's brother recently died and Sea Bass didn't go
to that funeral, people said, oh, Sea Bess, you're being
a dick. How dare you not support your coworker and
friend in his time of need, And to which Seabas said, no, no, no,
I know it Greg wants, and therefore I'm not going
because it would just weird him out and make him
wonder why I was there and what happened when he
got back. He said exactly that. SeaBASS even made a
plaque for Greg and put it on his favorite beach,

(29:54):
Ruleport I mean Newport Beach, he said, Rip Greg Gory.
He would have always wanted his name on a bench,
and that's what he has now that he is dead,
Greg Corey, he has his name on a bench in
his most favorite place in the world, well his second
most favorite, to the chest of his loving partner Mario,
who also I think Sea Best vicariously.

Speaker 4 (30:16):
For no good reason.

Speaker 2 (30:17):
Things he will be missed. Oh bab well, Happy birthday, Greg,
loove your birthday.

Speaker 4 (30:25):
I'm back from the tail. Oh my god, I see
your goats, the guys.

Speaker 1 (30:29):
That was seriously but I'm laughing so hard and I'm
sweating so much from laughing. But I'm on the brink
of tears. That was the best several minutes of my life.
I loved everything you said, so heartfelt, so accurate, so wonderful,
and I'm so lucky.

Speaker 5 (30:44):
Can I have one more thing? And Greg would want
you to know this. This segment was Sea Best, as
I do, and it has to be about thank you
for the black and Greg. Even though you're dead. Thanks
for visiting us.

Speaker 4 (30:57):
I'm gonna haunt you forever, clearly, and I'm gonna click
and you're right, Sammy.

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Greg is still watching because he believes the ghosts, and
he's still here. He'll be watching self, Rice.

Speaker 4 (31:06):
I'll be watching you, Joe, and I have to believe
your ghosts. I see you all naked. That's right.

Speaker 5 (31:11):
He'll be seeing us when we buy toilet paper and
when we eat a lot of restaurants.

Speaker 4 (31:16):
I'm so touched. Thank you.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
All right, Well, happy birthday, Greg, Happy sixteth.

Speaker 4 (31:20):
It's amazing you look glad far Yeah, all right, more
what the show's coming up next? Hang out o.

Speaker 2 (31:28):
The Woody show their chains in a secon.

Speaker 11 (31:30):
What Woodie show?

Speaker 4 (31:35):
That's what?

Speaker 1 (31:36):
How much love the This Day in History stuff?

Speaker 2 (31:37):
Yeah, it's my favorite.

Speaker 4 (31:39):
It was five years ago today, March eleventh, twenty twenty,
that the World Health Organization declared COVID nineteen that's pandemic.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
And then we had to stay in for two.

Speaker 5 (31:49):
Weeks, two weeks like hers.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
And some people are still wearing masks in the car
even though they're in they're alone. I just see it.

Speaker 2 (31:56):
I just saw that the other day. I'm like, what
are you doing man anyway?

Speaker 4 (31:59):
That's where I all in those terms, Yes, social distancing
and PPE and flatten the curve, shelter in place and
six year and ninety five and essential workers. So happy
birthday COVID nineteen. You know, washing mail, destroying kids, development
and education, ruining businesses.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
What a what an overreaction it was, but a boom
to the plexiglass industry.

Speaker 4 (32:20):
Yeah, the magic plexiglass because they had magic at the
grocery stores. That would only be right in front of.

Speaker 2 (32:26):
You, uh huh.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
But if you around the up, down or around fine,
Yeah that was going to be effective. But it couldn't
be in a restaurant, even if you were across the
room from somebody, because it would travel in open space,
but not around the open space of those plexiglass dividers
right at the grocery store. How silly.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
My favorite memory was of plexiglass. Was doing my taxes
and I had to slide all the paperwork through this
plexiglass square, and then he picked it up and then
walked around the desk, and then we went to a
desk and sat down together. But I had to slide
them through the glass so far so he can picked
them up.

Speaker 2 (32:57):
It's all stupid, but I mean, we had no idea
what was.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
Going on, really didn't. The free agency madness has officially begun,
even though teams can't officially announce any of their new
signings until tomorrow. The new league year begins tomorrow like
four pm Eastern. The big signings move, it's hard to
keep quiet. And some of the bigger deals that we
heard about yesterday. Sam Darnold, who has been the Vikings quarterback,

(33:21):
he's going to the Seahawks for a three year deal
worth one hundred point five million dollars. Steelers quarterback Justin Fields,
he's going to the New York Jets two years, forty
million dollars. Darius Slay, who just won a Super Bowl
with the Eagles and then they released him. He's been
with them for a while, but he's signing with the
Steelers Slay. And meanwhile running back Najee Harris is going

(33:44):
to the LA Chargers. And then there's some other like
a goodwin from the Bucks. He just resigned, but he's
been with them, I think his whole career. But you know,
some moving moving around the league. It's gonna be insane.
Once officially this is what they call the legal tamping period. Yeah, yeah,
like baseball has hot stove, hot stove. Yeah, this is

(34:05):
off see right now, these these a couple of days.
These are the legal tampering period where like you know,
players and stuff can have conversations with heads of teams because.

Speaker 5 (34:15):
They haven't been doing that already.

Speaker 1 (34:16):
Yeah, what's that.

Speaker 5 (34:16):
I'm sure they haven't been doing that already off the record.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
Well yeah, but I mean this is where you can
this is legal tamper. And then tomorrow, tomorrow four pm,
they'll I'm sure there'll just be a ton of announcements.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
I wonder how many agents there are these days, because
these agents are making out.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
Like oh my god, yeah, agents in general.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Sure, you know, like a good time to be one.

Speaker 4 (34:39):
Eventually, we used to have one, right, I used to
and I use them for a lot of stuff, and
that I just got to the point where I'm like,
you know, I don't care anymore. They fired me today, done,
what's going to happen yet? Yeah, And so like you know,
and I've never used them to get me a job.
It's had them negotiate the terms of a contract, right,
so once every few years, Yeah, get the what you're
paying for? Yeah, so I had, you know, I was

(35:02):
thinking about it. I'm like, wait, so they work for
let's call it three weeks. A negotiation would typically take
about three weeks for a contract renewal or whatever. And
they go back and forth. And it wasn't like they
were spending all day on it, right, No, it was
like gener they pop an email out there and then
they wait for the other you know, people on the
other end to write back, and then they call me

(35:22):
and go, hey, here's what the here's where we're at.
What do you think about this? This is what I recommend?
But all right, well you know, hey, you know obviously, hey,
whatever you think and forth, back and forth, just let
me know this is the part of the stuff I'd
never wanted to deal with.

Speaker 1 (35:33):
Then three weeks comes and goes.

Speaker 4 (35:36):
And if you're the next five years, yeah, this is
like a five year extension. Every month, I'm writing some
insane check. Yeah every month. Yeah, you're locked for you know,
ten percent of what you earn.

Speaker 1 (35:48):
Gross, not fun.

Speaker 4 (35:50):
Yeah, And then you send that off and you're like,
wait a minute, so for three weeks you get paid
for five years. Yeah?

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Sweet, it's crazy, right, pretty good?

Speaker 4 (35:59):
Not sen's right?

Speaker 1 (36:00):
Yeah, and when I ended that and then imagine that
in the NFL world.

Speaker 4 (36:03):
Oh my gosh. Yeah, eight seven forty four, Woodie. If
you want to call in, send us a text over
to two to nine eight seven. More Woodies show here
on Greg Gory's birthday coming up next, Hang on back
in the meantime, have an existential crisis.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
The Woody Show got people.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
This is The Woody Show and.

Speaker 2 (36:27):
We are into another new hour.

Speaker 4 (36:30):
Insensitivity training for a politically correct world. It's Tuesday. It's
March eleventh. It's Greg Gory's birthday. Happy birthday, Greg, Thank you,
he's the Big six.

Speaker 2 (36:43):
Oh today looks amazing. For sixty, that's incredible.

Speaker 5 (36:48):
Look at day over fifty nine.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Oh wow, good for sixteen. Yeah, my name is Onody.

Speaker 2 (36:53):
That's Greg Gory. Hi, your birthday, Thank you. Menace is
right there.

Speaker 4 (36:56):
We got Judi brant Hey there, Sea Bats Against Morgan
is taking your calls.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 4 (37:03):
Woody is the phone number. That's eight seven seven forty
four Wooding. You can send us a text over to
two to nine eight seven. Now we have listeners from
all over the country. Housing prices are different, uh everywhere,
of course, some places are extremely reasonable, even though if
you talk to people in those towns, and I know
people that live in place like this, and they'll go,

(37:23):
oh my god, the traffic, yeah, oh my god, yeah,
the price of the house, And I go, dude, it's
all about perspective, right, So if you live in a
you know, city like New York or Los Angeles, San Francisco,
like you know, one of the Chicago, Chicago's actually pretty
reasonable for what it is or how big of a
city that is. You know, the three biggest cities in

(37:44):
the country are New York, La, Chicago in that order.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Yeah, and then he got Dallas.

Speaker 4 (37:50):
You know, even Dallas is very affordable for what it
is compared to say, what do you get Southern California?

Speaker 5 (37:57):
Oh yeah, you play so much more bang for your buck.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
Yeah, Like Gina and her husband, they're out house hunting.
It's a joke.

Speaker 4 (38:04):
It's that was the thing, man, when you know, years ago,
when I was getting ready to buy my first place,
I mean, I loved watching house Hunters. I watch all
those shows like Greg does. It's one of his favorite things.
It's one of our favorite things to bond about and
talk to bond over. But but when.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
You do them it sucks.

Speaker 6 (38:21):
Oh yeah, and two incomes a healthy down payment and
we can afford nothing. I don't understand the math ain't
math in it's crazy.

Speaker 4 (38:29):
Yeah, And then you know all the other factors people
want to stay in, like one particular area, we can't
be more than four blocks. You see that in those shows,
like five blocks. Well you might have to move out
a little bit further, which is probably probably what Gina
is gonna end up having to do if they end
up actually moving.

Speaker 6 (38:47):
Seriously, we have to be next to the beach, but
also on the base of a mountain like okay, how
did that.

Speaker 1 (38:52):
In a Victorian?

Speaker 4 (38:53):
All right, So this is what we're gonna do. And
this is a Greg birthday thing because he loves guessing.
Menace does this all the time. He'll bring up a
random Woody show city and he'll find a house that's
for sale and he'll show it to Greg, will tell
them all about it, square footage, how many bedrooms, bathrooms,
some of the features that the that the house is offering.

Speaker 2 (39:13):
Brand new house, six bedrooms, and go Greg how much?

Speaker 11 (39:16):
Right?

Speaker 4 (39:17):
And Greg will sit there and this is one of
his favorite things to do, is guess how much? So
we want you to call up, and it doesn't matter
what area of the country you are in right now
and you're listening to the Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (39:28):
Just call up and tell us about your place.

Speaker 4 (39:31):
Give us your specs. Yeah, give us the stats, like
how big is the house, square footage, number of bedrooms, bathrooms,
some of the amenities. Do you have a pool, yeah, pool,
finished basement or whatever it is, But don't reveal how
much it is. Don't tell us how much it costs.
We're gonna see if Greg can guess. It's for his birthday. Guys,
come see if Greg can guess how much your house is.

(39:52):
What do you have a house with the basement? Right?

Speaker 1 (39:54):
M Do they rule as much as I think they do? Yes,
because it basically doubles the size of your house.

Speaker 4 (39:59):
Yeah, Like, so it doesn't count as your as your
square footage. It's a house to say, three thousand square feet, right,
but it's got a finished basement that will that square
footage will not I will not include the yeah, at least, like,
that's at least where I was because when we listed
our house, like, we couldn't add that, we said, and

(40:19):
an additional however, many square feet of finished basement space
is how you And I'm not sure if that's just
like a legal thing with the with the real estate listing.

Speaker 5 (40:28):
I know you can't call it a bedroom.

Speaker 2 (40:30):
I didn't known you can call it a bedroom.

Speaker 4 (40:34):
If if it has windows in a like an egress,
even if it's in a basement that is not a walkouted. Yeah,
it has to have like my mom's place has like
a and they don't have a bedroom down there, but
they could put a bedroom down there because it has
an emergency egress where it's like you can open it
up and climb out of there, not like these little
tiny windows. It's a full on like a like a

(40:54):
horror in several basements. Is my bedroom like an escape
hatch kind of thing. So if you want, if if
you want, please call in. This is like your birthday
gift to Greg. You get to number want to get
to brag about your house or you know whatever, commiserate about.

Speaker 5 (41:07):
Your house, especially if you have acreage.

Speaker 4 (41:09):
So tell us, so tell us where you are, you know,
like what city, what area, what suburb of what city
you're in, and then some stats about your place.

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Some people have acreage where they can just ride motorcycles
on their land.

Speaker 5 (41:22):
That's crazy crazy, Yeah, raise chickens.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
Is it weird that I have an attic and I've
never been inside it?

Speaker 5 (41:31):
It's weird that you've never been inside.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
Well, that's weird, you know.

Speaker 5 (41:34):
It's because it takes steps and it's hot.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
Right, yeah, Well you got to climb up there. It's
like the little ladder thing.

Speaker 4 (41:39):
Right, do you have a ladder thing?

Speaker 5 (41:40):
Do you have a pulldown ladder?

Speaker 2 (41:42):
I don't think so pull down. It's a it's like
a thing to get into. I I've seen people go
up and living up there.

Speaker 4 (41:49):
It's just a it's a piece of dry wall that
you push up right, slide to the side, and then
you got to get an actual ladder climb up there.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Like that's what it is in my house.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
Like in my house they call it an attic, but
I wouldn't call it an attic. It's just you could
crawl through it basically. Like producing people.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
Have gone up there and like walked around.

Speaker 5 (42:04):
Yeah, we have check it out here.

Speaker 4 (42:06):
Do you want to try one before we go to
the break. Let's try it all right, just just for fun.
All right, let's say hi, I to Lenny. Hey, good
morning Lenny.

Speaker 14 (42:14):
HOI what do you show love you guys.

Speaker 4 (42:15):
Thank you Lenny's birth I.

Speaker 14 (42:19):
Need to yeah, I need to say something right away
about this attic thing. I happen to do wildlife. That's
what I do.

Speaker 7 (42:25):
I go to houses and have seirrels. No, I go
in there to see, you know, if they have bats
or squirrels or raccoons and stuff. You'd be surprised how
many even new houses have bats in their attic.

Speaker 11 (42:39):
I'm not.

Speaker 5 (42:41):
Really need to look now, Lenny, Uh, what what city
are you in?

Speaker 14 (42:46):
I'm in Indianapolis, but I'm in a specific Yeah, it's
I'm I mean Fishers.

Speaker 4 (42:50):
It's a Fishers Okay.

Speaker 14 (42:52):
So it's just it's just kind of northeast of of Indianapolis.

Speaker 4 (42:56):
A right, So he is, well, we'll call for all
into this indian Apple okay, okay, and tell us about
your house, like how many square foot, how many bedrooms, bathrooms?
Stuff I have?

Speaker 14 (43:07):
All right, I'm going to really try to throw some
curveballs over it. You got Greggoria for your birthday here.
So my house is twenty four hundreds and thirty seven
square feet. It has four bedrooms, and it's two levels,
and I did some additions. I did a three season
room off my porch in the back lovely and then

(43:28):
I and then I also I also, you know man
caves the basement, So I did I did? Uh did
that as well.

Speaker 5 (43:35):
So you have to tell us non homosexuals what a
three season room.

Speaker 4 (43:39):
I don't know what three season room is.

Speaker 5 (43:41):
I don't watch AHTDV.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
No, it's basically, I guess it's a porch that is
accessed through the main house and it has usually as
far as I know, windows that can can be removed,
so it's like a screen porch. But you can enjoy
it three.

Speaker 4 (43:57):
Use in the winter, yeah, springall Yeah, it's awesome. Man,
I love those.

Speaker 8 (44:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (44:02):
No, it has a fireplace, so it can't I can
use it in the winter. But yeah, it's got a
lot of windows. It's probably only I'm gonna guess like
maybe five hundred square feet.

Speaker 4 (44:11):
Yeah, it's super big. Yeah. So as far as the
movies goes that, what you got you got like a
pool or anything, but you got to you got to
finish basemen you turned into a man cave, any acreage.

Speaker 14 (44:22):
No, no, no. The only thing I'll say is I
do I have my finish my bat Like my neighbors
hated me for a long time, because not because of
trash cans, Greg Goory, but because I had the worst
lawn ever. So I my mom passed. You left me
some money, so I redid my backyard with that synthetic grass,
and I've got a nice stamp porch and a hot tub.

(44:45):
Oh of course.

Speaker 4 (44:47):
Yeah, Now, Greg, how much do you think.

Speaker 1 (44:49):
That would go? For zero frame of reference? But that
sounds like, let's say, I'm going to be so wrong.
I don't know five five five, but I want Woody
to play as well.

Speaker 15 (45:04):
That is that is insane.

Speaker 14 (45:06):
Come on, you donestly look at my answer.

Speaker 5 (45:09):
Come on, I was gonna I wrote your answer down
number one.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
No, yeah, I don't.

Speaker 4 (45:13):
I don't have I don't have your answer. We don't
have your answers. We're guessing blind here so far. Lenny.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
Uh so you said five twenty.

Speaker 14 (45:19):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (45:19):
Yeah, I'm gonna say, uh, let's go with four hundred. Okay,
four hundred. How much is your house?

Speaker 14 (45:27):
Lenny Greggory nail that absolutely I told her five twenty.

Speaker 2 (45:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:38):
Yeah, well, I mean, you know.

Speaker 14 (45:43):
Maorrow, you guys keep me happy all day long.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
Yeah, no, we we we don't have any access to
whatever you told Morgan. She didn't tell us anything, but Lenny,
thank you for the call. That's how it's done.

Speaker 1 (45:52):
Wow, all right, I'm moving to Fishers. Yeah sounds great. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (45:57):
So you got to tell us like where you're at
and then a little bit about your house. Let's do
one more before we go to the break. Okay, let's
go to Ian, who's in Rulington Beach, Huntington Beach, oh boy, California,
eighteen million.

Speaker 10 (46:11):
All right, Ian, good morning, Hey, good morning guys. How
many the first day?

Speaker 4 (46:16):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (46:17):
All right?

Speaker 4 (46:17):
So Ian, tell us about your house? How many square
feed bedrooms, bathrooms, things that you think you should mention?

Speaker 10 (46:23):
So, Greg, all right, lot size is about ten thousand.
It's twenty five hundred square foot house, two stories, nopool.
We got ac and meter though it was rebuilt in
the early two thousands.

Speaker 4 (46:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:38):
And how old is the house?

Speaker 10 (46:41):
I was built in sixty eight, I believe.

Speaker 4 (46:43):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (46:44):
How far from the beach.

Speaker 14 (46:46):
A mile and a half mile and a half.

Speaker 4 (46:48):
How many bedrooms four? Four bedrooms? Four?

Speaker 11 (46:52):
All right?

Speaker 4 (46:53):
Then you said it was redone like early two thousands, yes, okay.

Speaker 5 (46:58):
And is it in Newport Beach proper? One of the
side Honey, Huntington, Sorry, Huntington.

Speaker 4 (47:03):
Beach either.

Speaker 10 (47:06):
Northington Beach, Okay.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
Greg, any guests, I'm going to say two point seven
I think a million.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
Two point seven million?

Speaker 11 (47:17):
Is that?

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Is that about accurate?

Speaker 11 (47:18):
You think?

Speaker 2 (47:18):
Gina Gred mediciney guesses one point two million?

Speaker 4 (47:21):
One point two I'm moving there saying no way legal
ar word.

Speaker 1 (47:26):
Yeah, I'll say uh, I'll.

Speaker 4 (47:28):
Say one nine nine.

Speaker 11 (47:33):
Ian.

Speaker 1 (47:34):
How much is your house?

Speaker 10 (47:36):
What is your closest one point eight one point eight
million dollars.

Speaker 5 (47:40):
I'll take that's incredible.

Speaker 4 (47:42):
One point eight million.

Speaker 5 (47:43):
I'm going to have a commute.

Speaker 4 (47:44):
Wow. Yeah right, and then what are you What are
your taxes? What are your property taxes every year?

Speaker 2 (47:50):
Uh?

Speaker 1 (47:51):
Well, seventeen seventeen.

Speaker 4 (47:53):
To twenty thousand.

Speaker 5 (47:54):
That's healthy world.

Speaker 4 (47:57):
You can never retire. Thank you for the calling and
we appreciate you show. All right, So let's do you
want to do We'll do a couple more after the break.
All right, perfect? All right, so call in, tell us
where you're at. We have, I tell you what we have.
We have three people on hold that we'll get to next.
It's house hunters on the radio. Give me give me
one per give me one more person, Morgan, just from
one of our other cities. We have Wichita on the line. Oh,

(48:22):
we have Dallas, Texas on the line. Yeah, we got
to do that, and I have Ventura, California on the line.
And then let's get UT's a variety. Yeah, I'm saying
it's a pretty good. What do they call it? Smattering?

Speaker 1 (48:35):
Smattering of smattering?

Speaker 4 (48:38):
I love that smattering. I don't know what is. Yeah, yeah,
that's it anyway. So yeah, give me one more from
one of the other Woodies Show cities. So you know, Philly, Pittsburgh, Vegas. Yeah,
you know, like you know, there's a ton of them.
Just give me one more and then we'll do that
next here on the Woodies Show eight seven seven forty four. Woody,
that's eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
What are you thinking here, is Sammy?

Speaker 4 (49:03):
Okay, you're on the right track a lot. Well, I'm
not sure if they quit on us or if they

(49:23):
just dropped out, but we had those four places lined up.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
Lost lost.

Speaker 4 (49:31):
Oh, so Wichita wants to call back?

Speaker 2 (49:34):
Or Louisville. Yeah, let's get another wood show sitting there.

Speaker 4 (49:38):
I got Vegas, Pittsburgh, and Tennessee. Greg Gory gets to
guess how much your house is. He loves this.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
It's fun.

Speaker 4 (49:48):
Yeah, and also a good frame of reference for everybody else, like, oh,
this place, this is what that kind of house goes for. Yeah,
we heard from from Dallas. We heard from Huntington Beach, California.

Speaker 5 (49:59):
Greg is really good at that, really good.

Speaker 4 (50:01):
All right, So Greg, which which place do you want
to go to next? Pittsburgh, Vegas or Tennessee. Let's start
with the Burg Pittsburgh. Let's say how to Ben? Hey,
good morning, Ben?

Speaker 1 (50:10):
Hey Ben, Ben?

Speaker 10 (50:11):
All right, what's up?

Speaker 4 (50:13):
What's up? Listening on one O five nine the X?
All right, So, Ben, what part of town are you in?
As a guy who's from Pittsburgh, I can kind.

Speaker 1 (50:19):
Of give Greg a better idea.

Speaker 11 (50:21):
Think.

Speaker 16 (50:21):
Yeah, I'm in the South Hills.

Speaker 4 (50:24):
Bufle Park, that's a park right now. I grew up
in Mount Lebanon, so I graduated Mount Levenon High School.
So yeah, Bethel Park. Well, yeah, that's what everybody in
Mount Lebanon says, like, too bad, we can't live in
Bethel Park's Hey, it's better than that, Claire. All right,
So uh, here we go, what uh tell us about
your how square footage? How old is it something? What
kind of amenities. How many bedrooms bathrooms?

Speaker 15 (50:47):
Okay, so you guys already told me my basement doesn't count,
so I'm not to say eleven hundred square feet?

Speaker 4 (50:52):
Okay? Is the basement finished?

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Finish basement?

Speaker 15 (50:55):
Okay, I just finished it like a year and a
half ago. It's pretty nice. Got a school act down there.
Three bedrooms, just three? Did the kitchen in like twenty nineteen?
Big flat? This is a bonus for Pittsburgh people. Flat
backyard thanks than privacy fence. Two baths. Yeah, that's uh so,

(51:17):
I guess that's all the questions.

Speaker 1 (51:19):
Do you have a garage?

Speaker 15 (51:21):
I do have this one car garage?

Speaker 4 (51:23):
Now is it is it part of the house or
is it like a like a separate attached garage.

Speaker 15 (51:28):
Yeah, it's integral, it's part of Okay, it's integral.

Speaker 4 (51:31):
Alright, alright, well fanta okay, all right, okay, so let's
see yeah, so like yeah, he's not there's no pool.

Speaker 2 (51:42):
And then howld's the house? Like what was the house built?

Speaker 15 (51:45):
Uh So, I don't have that right on hand, but
I'm gonna I think it was like sixties seventies ish
a ranch?

Speaker 4 (51:51):
Yeah, oh ranch? Okay, there you go.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
Okay, Yeah, all right, Greg, much take a guess. So
you know you drinxed it and said, have been my mom?

Speaker 4 (52:03):
Three forty five, three forty five, I'm gonna go h
put me down for three sixty Oh right in there,
three sixty.

Speaker 2 (52:18):
Ben, how much is your house?

Speaker 15 (52:20):
So I actually just phone my praiser yesterday. I'm gonna
pull the cash out of it. Uh he thinks this
between three hundred and twenty five.

Speaker 5 (52:28):
Oh, Greg, not too off, You're killing it?

Speaker 11 (52:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (52:32):
And are you you're not originally from Pittsburgh, are.

Speaker 14 (52:34):
You No, I'm from Louisiana originally.

Speaker 5 (52:37):
Really trying to figure out what's going on there.

Speaker 2 (52:39):
Yeah, yeah, that's that's not a typical Pictsburg accent. Yeah,
all right, shout out to us, shout out.

Speaker 4 (52:48):
To everybody in uh in the burg. And hang on one second.
I will put you back with Morgan. Let's go to
who do you want to go to? Now? Oh, Virginia
has joined the chat. Oh okay, all right, so we
have a Vegas, Tennessee Virginia next to who do you
want to go?

Speaker 1 (53:04):
How about Vegas, Vegas? And say hi to Phil?

Speaker 16 (53:07):
Hey Phil, Hey, good morning, everybody, Happy birthday, Greg, Thank
you I appreciate.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
So where in Vegas are you? What part of town?

Speaker 16 (53:17):
Henderson? And a new build.

Speaker 4 (53:19):
A new build, all right, so hel new, like a
brand new, brand new.

Speaker 16 (53:24):
Brand new. We go to the walk final walkthrough on Friday.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
Oh thank you, you moved.

Speaker 16 (53:31):
Yeah, we were looking in California as well, but it
was just too much and my family's out there, so
we were making the move.

Speaker 4 (53:37):
Okay, all right, so from California. Yeah, move from California
to Vegas. Uh, let's see all right, So then how
how large is it? How big is the house?

Speaker 16 (53:47):
So it's twenty five hundred square feet, two floors, and
it's on a thirty five hundred square foot watch.

Speaker 4 (53:53):
Okay and then uh so okay, so not a huge lot.
So no pool, I'm assuming right, no pool? No pool?
Are any amenities like in your in your neighborhood there?

Speaker 16 (54:04):
Oh yeah, And that's one of the reasons we went
because we have a two year old. So there's eleven
parks within walking distance and six public pools. Okay, bedrooms
it is four bedrooms and one den.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
Okay, okay, hmmm, all right, it's a brand new house.

Speaker 5 (54:25):
No bathrooms though, cars two car.

Speaker 16 (54:27):
Garage two and a half bathrooms and then a full
to you know, car garage at two cargo.

Speaker 2 (54:34):
All right, I can remember like the market in Vegas
has been exploding.

Speaker 4 (54:38):
For yeast couple of two years. Yeah, a lot of
escape from California, that's true.

Speaker 16 (54:43):
I'm part of that.

Speaker 1 (54:44):
Yeah, all right, Greg Gory familiar with Henderson. How about
seven eighty nine.

Speaker 4 (54:55):
Seven eighty nine, now menace. You seem to keep track
of this particular metric you build. I would say eight
hundred and fifty.

Speaker 2 (55:04):
Eight hundred and fifty thousand, Phil, how much for your
house there in Vegas?

Speaker 16 (55:08):
So the base price of this house was five twenty
five and with all our add ons, it came out
to about six hundred.

Speaker 4 (55:15):
Oh yeah, all right, Wow for a brand, for a.

Speaker 2 (55:20):
Brand, that's one of the reasons why we went Yeah, incredible,
no doubt.

Speaker 1 (55:25):
How much for the houses that you were looking at
in California?

Speaker 4 (55:27):
Going for.

Speaker 16 (55:29):
One point one to one point five?

Speaker 4 (55:31):
Wow?

Speaker 16 (55:32):
Okay for something around the same kind of.

Speaker 4 (55:35):
Yeah, three yeah, damn? All right, Well Phil, Phil, thank
you very much for the call. We appreciate you listening
to the Woody Show. There's Phil excellent soon to be
in Vegas. All right, who's next? We've got two more.
How about you, said Louisville. H No, I got, I
got Virginia, I got Tennessee. Let's do Tennessee, Tennessee. Grace, Hey,
good morning, Grace.

Speaker 17 (55:56):
Good morning. What do you show?

Speaker 14 (55:57):
How are you guys?

Speaker 4 (55:57):
We're doing great. It's Greg's birthday. Thrills him to know end,
thank you. You know, he loves house hunters and all
the HGTV stuff, and he loves getting jealous about like
how much less people get to pay for their homes
than Greg does. Living vicariously.

Speaker 2 (56:12):
Yeah, Grace, all right, So, so Grace, what part of
Tennessee are you in?

Speaker 17 (56:17):
So we are in a suburb of Nashville called Hendersonville.
We're about twenty miles in north Yeah.

Speaker 1 (56:22):
So Sea Bass is originally from Nashville, so it has.

Speaker 5 (56:26):
Exploded in the past twenty years or so.

Speaker 17 (56:28):
Okay, all right, so let me preface this by saying
that we are also recent transplants from California.

Speaker 2 (56:34):
From California as well.

Speaker 5 (56:35):
Okay, that's yep, so familiar in Vegas, Tennessee, Texas.

Speaker 4 (56:39):
Everybody's playing California, Yep, yep, yep. All right, so Grace,
tell us about your house. How many bedrooms, bathrooms, square footage,
how old is the house?

Speaker 17 (56:47):
Okay, So we bought a split level ranch that was
built like in the late sixties for bed two baths,
about twenty six hundred square feet sits on a little
bit over half a week. So we got quote unquote
a smaller yard, a smaller.

Speaker 4 (57:03):
Yard, big. Yeah, So I think I had thirteen thousand
square foot lots.

Speaker 17 (57:07):
Right, Yeah, And let me just say they sold us
on the fact that it's a water view.

Speaker 2 (57:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 17 (57:16):
Only during the only during the wintertime.

Speaker 4 (57:18):
Oh, the trees get rid of the leaves and you
can kind of see through the Okay, gotcha, gotcha.

Speaker 17 (57:24):
Yeah downside, no garage only carport.

Speaker 15 (57:28):
Oh yeah, those.

Speaker 4 (57:30):
Are insight the right right, wild a little bit, a
little bit.

Speaker 5 (57:33):
Yeah, there's a lot of cut like because that when
that house was built, would you say sixties, right, correct,
probably for like twelve thousand dollars, because like a lot
of my friends lived out that way. It's yeah, it's
just the stick in front of mine had a house.
Their grandmothers lived on the river. It was it was like,
I'm sure the house is worth a trillion dollars these days, but.

Speaker 1 (57:51):
In the wintertime, it's there's snow there, right and not
really oh.

Speaker 8 (57:54):
Really not really.

Speaker 17 (57:56):
Well, we've had a couple of snow days.

Speaker 4 (57:57):
But you know that typical that Another year I figured
a garage. It almost be essential.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
Yeah yeah, okay.

Speaker 4 (58:06):
So do you have any more questions?

Speaker 1 (58:07):
Grin, I think that's it with all that land, twenty
six hundred square feet, four bedrooms.

Speaker 2 (58:12):
But so what was it updated? Because it was it
was built, you know, sixties.

Speaker 17 (58:18):
So it's I mean it's had it's had some remodels.
When we purchased it. We redid the kitchen, you know,
did all the painting, friends flooring, did that whole.

Speaker 4 (58:25):
But you did that after so this is this is
what you bought the house for. All right, So Greg ahead,
what's your guess?

Speaker 1 (58:31):
I know it's so popular, like she did to be
a transplant. Now I'm uh, five twenty.

Speaker 4 (58:37):
Five twenty Now see that's once you took your guess.

Speaker 5 (58:39):
That's she's pretty far outside the city. So I'm gonna
say that's high. That's high, yeah, high. I'm gonna go
with like three sixty five, three sixty five.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
I was gonna say three twenty five.

Speaker 1 (58:50):
Three twenty five. Grace, how much did you pay for your.

Speaker 3 (58:52):
House four seventy.

Speaker 5 (58:54):
Okay, right now, see because of all the graces moving
in and all the graces moving in, I get a
ton of money when my parents died.

Speaker 18 (59:03):
Sorry, thanks Grace, Thank you for the appreciate the show.

Speaker 4 (59:08):
Thank you, thanks having here.

Speaker 2 (59:10):
One more and that would be Alex in Virginia.

Speaker 10 (59:13):
Good morning, Alex, good morning, good morning, birthday Gray.

Speaker 2 (59:17):
Thank you, it's so nice. All right, So we're trying
to guess how much your house is.

Speaker 4 (59:21):
Now, what part of Virginia are you in?

Speaker 11 (59:23):
I'm in Williamsburg, Virginia, so about forty five minutes south
of Richmond.

Speaker 5 (59:28):
Okay, all right, and then tell you I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 (59:32):
Go ahead.

Speaker 11 (59:32):
It's a twenty six hundred square foot home to car
garage on a half acre lot. Bedroom, room, two and
a half bath, okay. And then we have a bonus
room above the garage and a home office, and then
the master is a master suite.

Speaker 4 (59:49):
Yeah. The bonus room above the garage is a big
thing in like Virginia. My my grandfather a frog, right frog.

Speaker 11 (59:56):
Yeah, but that's correct.

Speaker 4 (59:58):
My my my grand father lived like Newport News area,
and in that area, like everybody had these big, giant
bonus rooms above the garages.

Speaker 5 (01:00:07):
Your little apartment, finished room overage, yeah, finished room over go.

Speaker 4 (01:00:11):
Yeah, it was, yeah, it was. It was huge. It
was huge. All right. How long of a drive is
it to DC?

Speaker 11 (01:00:20):
It's three hours because I actually grew up in DC.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
Yeah, that's quite a bit long.

Speaker 4 (01:00:24):
All right.

Speaker 1 (01:00:25):
So then let's see and then how.

Speaker 4 (01:00:26):
Old is the house?

Speaker 11 (01:00:28):
It was built in two thousand and one.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
Okay, so newer.

Speaker 4 (01:00:31):
I considered that new.

Speaker 1 (01:00:32):
Yeah, that's basically brand new.

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
All right, let's see any other questions here.

Speaker 1 (01:00:36):
Greg, I'm envisioning it. I have no frame of reference,
but I'm gonna say.

Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
Uh, five eighty five, Okay, that's right around the area.
That's about how much I was gonna get. Yeah, any
other guesses in the room for one and thirty, that's
that's got to be low man four thirty, Gina.

Speaker 5 (01:00:59):
I have no clue.

Speaker 1 (01:01:00):
B fifty fifty all right?

Speaker 4 (01:01:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
But expensive?

Speaker 3 (01:01:04):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:01:04):
Yeah, Alex, Alex, how much is your house NY? Five minutes? Wow?

Speaker 5 (01:01:13):
Out here?

Speaker 4 (01:01:14):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:01:15):
Anything on the market next to the market?

Speaker 11 (01:01:17):
Crazy here. We got it way cheaper, and and we
got it a couple of years ago.

Speaker 4 (01:01:24):
Damn well, Alex, thank you so much for calling in.
Appreciate you listen to the Wooded Show. Yeah, have yourself
have here. We love you too, thank you, thank you
so Greg, Happy birthday.

Speaker 1 (01:01:37):
Thank you. That's that was an eye.

Speaker 5 (01:01:38):
Opening Yeah, reallyformative.

Speaker 4 (01:01:41):
So much variety because people always wonder, like, you know,
what what do things go for in different areas? And yeah,
of course you can, you can look it up, but man,
it isn't it fun to guess? Yeah, and it's mega
jealous in certain cases. I know we're going to a
quick break. We got some more Woody Show. More of
Greg's birthday celebration can come up next.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
Hang on, everybody else gotta take a quick break.

Speaker 4 (01:02:05):
I'm a take a permanent one.

Speaker 14 (01:02:06):
I'm gonna skill myself show.

Speaker 2 (01:02:12):
Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:02:16):
We've one more for Greg. Oh, okay, bonus.

Speaker 4 (01:02:20):
We had a although on hold, although it is in Dallas, Texas. Okay,
Love Dallas. How are you doing there? All though? Cool?
We're doing fantastic, all right, Although we're gonna try to
guess how much your house is although it is in Dallas, Texas?
All right, Love Dallas, all right? Where he's listening to
ninety seven to one the Eagle, So alo, tell us
about your house.

Speaker 8 (01:02:41):
Let me start with a location because it's you know, location, location, location,
I mean what it's called Arlington, Texas. So I am
riding between Dallas and fullwarth Yeah, I am ten minutes
away from the airport, the Dallas war Airport. I am
three miles away from the Callboy Stadium. I mean a
broad new neighborhood. If we build a house in twenty seventeen, wow,

(01:03:02):
which has a lake, a beach, it has tennis courts
and six swimming pools.

Speaker 4 (01:03:08):
Woah six that's awesome. Okay, So then tell us about
the house itself. How many square feed how many bedrooms, bathrooms,
and any other amenities?

Speaker 8 (01:03:16):
Perfect house?

Speaker 4 (01:03:17):
Is it?

Speaker 8 (01:03:17):
Twenty three hundred square feet? It has three car garage
in an eleven southern square feed lot, has a swimming pool,
it's a tree story, three bedrooms. We were a small families,
so we didn't need many. We do have an office,
very high ceiling from the living room, like I don't know,
twenty feet high ceilings. Whoa, And well, it's two full

(01:03:42):
bathrooms and one half bathroom. And that's pretty much it.

Speaker 11 (01:03:47):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:03:47):
The pool is the pool part of that? You said
there's six pools in the community, but like the pool
at your house, that your own private pool on your property.

Speaker 16 (01:03:54):
Yep, I do own a private pool yet.

Speaker 4 (01:03:57):
And it's an in ground pool too, we're not talking
about yeah correct, Okay, does it have it?

Speaker 1 (01:04:01):
Is there a spa like a hot tub?

Speaker 14 (01:04:03):
No?

Speaker 11 (01:04:04):
No hot tub.

Speaker 8 (01:04:04):
So it's a small it's move one.

Speaker 7 (01:04:06):
You know.

Speaker 8 (01:04:07):
We have big ones on the on the neighborhood, so
we didn't build like a crazy one. We have to
tiny lych some audio, outdoor, ideo furniture and yeah, and
a place use splash.

Speaker 1 (01:04:20):
Okay, so I'm in a different pool every day. Wow,
so cool? All right, great, try to take good guest here.
Let's say my gut is telling me an even six hundred.

Speaker 4 (01:04:30):
Six hundred menace, I would say seven fifty seven fifty.

Speaker 1 (01:04:36):
Although how much is your house?

Speaker 11 (01:04:38):
Dude?

Speaker 8 (01:04:38):
You guys are pretty good. Actually the estimatic between six
fifty and six eighty by my wife first, so yeah, wow,
oh wow.

Speaker 1 (01:04:46):
Okay, well dude, I'll tell you what. This room is
pretty good so far.

Speaker 4 (01:04:50):
Yeah, let's be neighbors. That sounds awesome. Yeah, although, thank
you for the call, appreciate you listening to the Woody Show.
Thank you so much, you guys.

Speaker 11 (01:04:57):
Man.

Speaker 4 (01:04:59):
Man, I'm very happy birthday to Gregor. Somebody said, I
can't believe Greg is sixty. Yeah, Greg is not really sixty.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
Somebody said I would have guessed forty two to forty five.
That's sweet.

Speaker 1 (01:05:08):
That's the nicest thing Greg's heard all day. You made it,
and just in time the Woody shows back.

Speaker 2 (01:05:16):
It's something.

Speaker 4 (01:05:17):
Oh cool, word two another Jesus right, we're into another
hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world. It's Tuesday morning.
It's March the eleventh, twenty twenty five. It's Greg Gory's birthday. Everybody,
I'm moddy. There's the birthday boy, Greg Gory. Good morning, Menace,
Good morning to you. Good morning, Gina Grant is here morning.

(01:05:39):
We got Sammy, we got the Morgan ticketing your calls
eight seven seven forty four wood that's eight seven seven
forty four Wooding.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
So we have something very immature for you.

Speaker 4 (01:05:52):
We have a roundom guess whose gas because it's Greg's
birthday and he loves guess Who's gas. That's the funnest
game ever.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
That's gonna be coming up.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
We're gonna need to start calling in to be a
contest on that.

Speaker 4 (01:06:03):
Not not just yet. I just give us a couple
more minutes on that, and then we're also going to
play a game called is it Older than Greg?

Speaker 14 (01:06:10):
Fun?

Speaker 4 (01:06:11):
Yeah, on a kind of Greg's birthday. So here's a
here's a fun fact. There's a little town in Florida
between Ovido and It's called Chew Julio Julia. No, it's
it's it's a it's a weird uh an age u
l u t a. But I think it's a chuliota.

(01:06:34):
I think it's how you pronounce it burnounce. So this
little town between those two towns is called Taintsville, speaking
of Victor Mature. According to a local historian, the county
used to have many in between areas of wilderness between
major towns and this is one of those areas. And
as a result of not belonging to any specific town,

(01:06:55):
there was a lot of residents who didn't want to
be just lumped in with those two, and so they
began joke about making their own town. And someone said,
we taint Chulita and we ain't o Vito either, and
with that the name Taintsville was born.

Speaker 2 (01:07:08):
Sweet.

Speaker 5 (01:07:09):
I like it. They're in on the joke. Well that's
there there. Their joke is ain't like taint, right, not peraneum. Yeah,
but that but that's why it's called the taint.

Speaker 4 (01:07:17):
Yeah in between, is that true?

Speaker 5 (01:07:19):
It tain't this and it tain't that.

Speaker 4 (01:07:20):
I did I know that? Yeah, because it taints your
balls and it tain't your butthole, taint your butt exactly.

Speaker 5 (01:07:25):
It's one of those things you just say a word
your whole life and you never said, hey, where's that
coming from the origin.

Speaker 4 (01:07:29):
Of I thought you were like Google Master d m C.

Speaker 5 (01:07:33):
But see, there's certain things that like this is most
of MENACE's life that just fly by your face and
you don't even think, yeah, two thoughts those.

Speaker 4 (01:07:39):
Other useless stuff that you've maintained or retained I should say, yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:07:43):
You got that many gatherings of the Juggalos and without knowing.

Speaker 4 (01:07:48):
It's very strange.

Speaker 5 (01:07:49):
Again, it's one of those things you don't you don't
question it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:07:52):
Anyway, we got the phones up and we're looking for
some contestants for a round of guests whose gas If
you want to play, give us a call. Eight seven
seven forty four Woody is the number. That's eight seven
seven forty four woody. So I'll play a I'll play
a submission ongoing homework here at the Woody Show to
if you feel a good one bruin, record it using
your phone. Just email to me.

Speaker 1 (01:08:12):
Such a wasted opportunity. The other day I was at
work and I was peeing. I was in there alone,
and I had one of those parts that lasted the
entire Oh, those are satisfy. No, those are satisfying.

Speaker 4 (01:08:24):
So I'll play you one of the people here in
the studio one of their their homework submissions, the Toots.
You just had to be the first person to correctly
guess whose gas it is, and the phones are open
eight seven seven forty four Woody for you to play.
It's eight seven seven forty four Woody. And for Greg
Gory's birthday, a round of guess whose gas? Coming up next?

(01:08:45):
For everyone?

Speaker 7 (01:08:45):
This is no.

Speaker 4 (01:08:50):
Well in our ongoing celebration of Greg Gory. Too much guys, Yeah, well,
we have radio's most immature It's our dumb ass contest today,
ladies and gentlemen, Boys and girls, It's time to play
guess Who's Yes, guess here's gas. Ongoing homework as Simon

(01:09:13):
here at the Woodies Show, And you feel a good
fart bruin, like how the Ghostbusters will break out the
trap and lower in the trap and bring it down
to the entertainment center. You just grab your phone record it.
You have those recorder apps on there, and the just
email to me and then we play a little game
here where I play one of the one of the
examples from somebody here in the room, and then you

(01:09:34):
on the phone just had to be the first person
to correct a guess whose gas it is? And if
you can do that, you're gonna win a prize. Phones
are open eight seven seven forty four Woodie. That's eight
seven seven forty four Wooding. Where the hell's sea best?

Speaker 2 (01:09:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:09:51):
He's one of the people, yeah said no, you don't
have to leave.

Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
I saw him with some food.

Speaker 5 (01:09:58):
Oh yeah, walking around.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
All right, guess whose gas.

Speaker 4 (01:10:02):
Let's go to our first contestant and say hello to Laurie.

Speaker 2 (01:10:06):
Good morning, Laurie, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 4 (01:10:11):
All right, so we're gonna play a round of guess
whose gas? When you're ready, say.

Speaker 11 (01:10:16):
Hit me, okay, hit me.

Speaker 4 (01:10:29):
I call that one the angry gremlin like gizmo. Gizmo
is very upset. I think I think we need to
hear that one again.

Speaker 3 (01:10:38):
All right.

Speaker 5 (01:10:44):
I don't think the body is supposed to make that noise.

Speaker 4 (01:10:46):
Yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:10:52):
All right, Uh, guess whose gas?

Speaker 4 (01:10:54):
Your options are Woody, Gina, Greg, Menace, Sammy or Sea Bass.

Speaker 1 (01:10:59):
Laurie, what's your guess?

Speaker 17 (01:11:03):
Menace?

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
Show me Menace?

Speaker 4 (01:11:09):
Yeah, I'm sorry it is not menace, but Laurie, thank
you so much for listening to the Woody Show. Let's
go to uh Heather here, Hey, good morning, Heather, good morning,
Good morning all. We're playing guess who's gas? When you're
ready say hit me?

Speaker 14 (01:11:22):
Hit me?

Speaker 4 (01:11:26):
Right? It sounds it says that sounds like a cat
about the.

Speaker 5 (01:11:29):
Fight, Yeah, yeah, inverted? Yeah they do.

Speaker 4 (01:11:42):
You hear that out your bedroom window a night? You
know it's about so Heather, menace is off the table.
Your options Woody, Gina, Greg, Gory, Sammy or Sea Bass.
Guess whose gas?

Speaker 15 (01:11:54):
I want to say in honor of Greg and happy
birthday Greg this morning at like four thirty, Uh, I
want to say it's you, Greg.

Speaker 4 (01:12:02):
All right, show me Greg Gory. Doctor you said you
sent this to me, uh January twenty seventh, and you
said that you had had some wanton soup. Oh yeah,
that's a wide it's a post wanton Gregory. That is disgusted.

(01:12:30):
It's bizarre, it's weird. There you go, Heather, Congratulations you
are the winner on Guest Soon.

Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
You guy, I love you.

Speaker 4 (01:12:47):
Hang on one second and we will get all of
your information. Are you disgusted?

Speaker 8 (01:12:52):
Yes?

Speaker 5 (01:12:52):
I feel violent, harsh Greg. Now, I think zero of Greg.

Speaker 4 (01:12:57):
Now, I'm just worried about you. Oh it's all good. Yeah,
it sounds like it wanted to go back in.

Speaker 5 (01:13:08):
It's like inverted.

Speaker 4 (01:13:09):
It's like a like a backdraft, like a fire didn't
want to leave. Yes, we have something else for Greg.
Menas has compiled a list of things, and we have
to try to guess is it older than Greg?

Speaker 16 (01:13:23):
Fun?

Speaker 2 (01:13:24):
It's gonna be fun, all right?

Speaker 1 (01:13:25):
So is it older than Greg?

Speaker 4 (01:13:27):
Greg is now officially beyond the joke of him being sixty,
Greg is officially fifty four years old? God, And so
Meda is going to give us some examples to some stuff.
We have to try to guess is it older than Greg? Back?
All right? So Menace has some things he's collected and

(01:13:50):
we have to try to guess is it older than
Greg Gory?

Speaker 1 (01:13:54):
Greg Gory, who is now fifty four years old?

Speaker 2 (01:13:58):
No cheating, but you're I remember my imber my dad's
Oh yeah, I won't have that open.

Speaker 1 (01:14:03):
I remember my dad's fortieth birthday.

Speaker 4 (01:14:08):
Gifts and over the Hill over and yeah, black jelly
beans with over the Hill pills.

Speaker 2 (01:14:13):
Once you're over the hill, you pick up speed.

Speaker 4 (01:14:15):
Yeah that was forty. Yeah. I clearly remember my my
stepfather's to My mom threw him this big party yea,
and yeah, everybody was there. It was I remember it
was a The theme was sock hopt me. He's like
seventy years old now, so that was like that was
that was a wheelhouse? Yeah, yeah, exactly. All right, So Manace,

(01:14:37):
you have these different things. We're gonna try to guess.
Is it older than Great Gory? Okay, and right?

Speaker 1 (01:14:43):
And what is this? What is the first thing?

Speaker 2 (01:14:45):
The first thing is is it older than Great Gory?
The bar code?

Speaker 4 (01:14:51):
So every little.

Speaker 2 (01:14:52):
Code that you find on items at a store, and
it's also known as a UPC, the universal code. H
I have a guess, is Greg Gory older than this?

Speaker 1 (01:15:04):
This is tricky.

Speaker 19 (01:15:05):
Yeah, I'm gonna say it is not older than Greg
Gory because when I see like movies and commercials and stuff,
they're always doing the sticker you know, the sticker gun
ye and then they'd have to tap in the price.

Speaker 2 (01:15:18):
Okay, yep.

Speaker 5 (01:15:19):
So I'm going to say Greg Core is older than
the barcode.

Speaker 1 (01:15:22):
I remember as a kid that they would physically just
type in all the.

Speaker 5 (01:15:26):
Prices, right, yeah, exactly, take forever.

Speaker 1 (01:15:28):
So I'm gonna say it's not older than Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:15:30):
Same, I'm gonna say. I'm gonna say not mom, because we're.

Speaker 5 (01:15:36):
Not talking about common adaptation. We're talking about the invention.

Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
Of QR general.

Speaker 1 (01:15:40):
Yeah, I will say.

Speaker 4 (01:15:41):
I'll say it's not older than Greg Gory.

Speaker 5 (01:15:44):
Yeah, I'm gonna go with older. Greg's older. So far
we're all in the same. I think the bar code
is older.

Speaker 2 (01:15:51):
Okay, man, bitch, Greg Gory is older than the bar
our code came out in nineteen seventy four.

Speaker 3 (01:16:00):
Okay.

Speaker 6 (01:16:01):
I can think of all the guys, like the grocers,
like doing the sticker on the cans.

Speaker 5 (01:16:04):
They didn't have barcoes.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
Okay, all right, and now it's weird when something does
have this.

Speaker 2 (01:16:08):
It's true, yeah, all right. The next one is Greg
Gory older than the jet ski brand named jet Ski,
like the invention of the jet ski. And I'll tell
you later who.

Speaker 1 (01:16:28):
Because you know you don't see anymore.

Speaker 4 (01:16:29):
You don't see Remember the old jet skis that had
like that like bar that went up and down. Yeah,
like the part they would hold on to would raise up. Yeah,
you stood up.

Speaker 1 (01:16:37):
And those were hard to ride. Got wave runners whatever
those are called?

Speaker 5 (01:16:42):
Awesome, Yeah, like motorcycles.

Speaker 2 (01:16:46):
Older than the jets jet ski I will say that.

Speaker 4 (01:16:49):
I'll say I am older than that. I will.

Speaker 1 (01:16:53):
I'm gonna say the jet skis older.

Speaker 5 (01:16:55):
I'm going to say Greg's older.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
Uh is it older than Greg Gore?

Speaker 11 (01:17:00):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:17:01):
It is not.

Speaker 5 (01:17:03):
Sea mass Yeah, I'm gonna go with what on that?

Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
No it's not Greg Gory is older than the gesture
for two? All right, hmm Kawasaki?

Speaker 4 (01:17:17):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
Uh is Greg Gory?

Speaker 1 (01:17:20):
Is it older than Greg gorey?

Speaker 4 (01:17:21):
Next one?

Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
Then email email.

Speaker 5 (01:17:26):
This was tricky because exactly further than we think.

Speaker 2 (01:17:29):
Yeah, a lot of people claim different dates on it.
But I'm going with the one where they use the
AT symbol.

Speaker 13 (01:17:36):
Oh okay, and where like a computer was the size
of a warehouse, right m h.

Speaker 2 (01:17:44):
And I'll give you a little hints. A lot of
this stuff is close.

Speaker 5 (01:17:47):
Well, that should be the game.

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
Great clue, very close.

Speaker 5 (01:17:51):
Here's a hint. It might be hard.

Speaker 2 (01:17:56):
Well, like some people are like, oh, he's he has
to be way older than they.

Speaker 5 (01:18:01):
Even though I think this is a tough one, I
will go that Greg is older than email. See, I
think the email is older than Greg.

Speaker 1 (01:18:07):
I was going to say the same thing.

Speaker 6 (01:18:08):
Yeah, I think this is a trick question. I think
email is older than Greg.

Speaker 5 (01:18:12):
I think email is older than Greg. That's my official guest.

Speaker 2 (01:18:15):
I'm I'm locking it.

Speaker 1 (01:18:16):
I'm thinking of that scene and I think it was
a Paula thirteen where they said someday a computer will
fit into one room. Yeah, so I'm going to say
email is younger than me. I am older than email.

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
Greg Gory is older than email by seven months.

Speaker 4 (01:18:32):
I know it was a trick email back then. Damn.

Speaker 16 (01:18:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:18:36):
Well yeah, because again we're talking about Yeah, it's like
like not when everybody was talking about and using it.

Speaker 5 (01:18:42):
Yeah, Katie Kirk.

Speaker 6 (01:18:43):
And Brian Gumble couldn't figure it out that classics me,
what is that?

Speaker 5 (01:18:46):
What is that symbol?

Speaker 2 (01:18:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:18:51):
Yeah, all right?

Speaker 2 (01:18:52):
Next one is Greg Gory older than the ATM card?

Speaker 4 (01:18:58):
All right?

Speaker 6 (01:18:59):
Is ray it's not a credit card but into the ATM.

Speaker 5 (01:19:08):
I'm trying to remember when I was really young, my
mom would go to the grocery store. Yeah, and write
checks for like fifty bucks.

Speaker 2 (01:19:15):
More right, I don't.

Speaker 1 (01:19:16):
I don't think give it the cass.

Speaker 4 (01:19:17):
I don't think Greg is older than that. No, really
in an ATM card? No sort of right, No, I
don't think so. I think that was those are the
banking days, credit cards, different charge.

Speaker 2 (01:19:30):
Charge play.

Speaker 1 (01:19:33):
That when you're a kid, right I remember that?

Speaker 4 (01:19:37):
Yeah, the big thing that had the handle and it
would come down like a stamper, like exactly boss with
the ink thing. You what do you think we're talking
about ATM card?

Speaker 1 (01:19:48):
I don't think.

Speaker 5 (01:19:49):
Yeah, I go back to movies, like you watched movies
in the seventies and no one's going to an eighteen.

Speaker 2 (01:19:54):
Is the ATM card older than Greg? No?

Speaker 1 (01:19:56):
No way, I'm thinking that's got to.

Speaker 5 (01:19:58):
Be like, yeah, say Greg is older than.

Speaker 4 (01:20:01):
Way older Matt.

Speaker 2 (01:20:05):
Greg is younger than ATM cards at nineteen sixty seven.

Speaker 1 (01:20:13):
Nineteen sixties.

Speaker 5 (01:20:14):
That wasn't mad, Like what did you use it for?

Speaker 2 (01:20:17):
I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:20:18):
Okay, this was apparently first used by Barclays in London.
It was Yeah, they had a real free standing ATM
or part of a branch. I should say, look at
this free money machine.

Speaker 4 (01:20:27):
Oh there was a woman inside of it.

Speaker 2 (01:20:29):
She was and just like sticking it through the slot
in the front of it.

Speaker 4 (01:20:33):
There's twenty pounds because it wasn't like they were dialing
in through like an internet night.

Speaker 5 (01:20:37):
Yeah, they hadn't in New York and Delaware in the
late sixties.

Speaker 4 (01:20:41):
Okay, Wow, damn it. I really read at this and
we're learning about history. Okay, give me a give me
another one here, one more? Is it older than Greg Gory?

Speaker 2 (01:20:51):
Okay? Is Greg Gory older than the country of Bangladesh?

Speaker 5 (01:20:59):
What is it called before bank?

Speaker 7 (01:21:01):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:21:01):
So is the country of Bangladesh older than Greg Gory?
Is the question?

Speaker 4 (01:21:06):
So when would that?

Speaker 5 (01:21:08):
Why would that have formed? So that's what I'm saying,
that war related to somehow.

Speaker 4 (01:21:12):
I'm looking at Sammy, I'm looking at Meda. Dude, this
is straight. This is just a fifty to fifty. Yes,
he's like, I.

Speaker 5 (01:21:20):
Wonder where that You're not to do things anytime. I
can't Mark Burma.

Speaker 13 (01:21:26):
I'm just gonna say that Greg is older because it's
just weird.

Speaker 5 (01:21:29):
It's weird, like, yeah, okay, I'm gonna guess it was
Vietnam War related, like it was given to some communists,
even though I know it's not close.

Speaker 4 (01:21:36):
I couldn't even tell you where Bangladesh was like points,
you know, I couldn't. I couldn't again, like you said
that to me. Some people in the st smart India.

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
No not with this stuff?

Speaker 5 (01:21:49):
Is what his mom in the in the room. No
smart boy, I know I'm smart controller.

Speaker 4 (01:21:55):
I'm smart with certain things.

Speaker 1 (01:21:56):
That's stuff like that.

Speaker 5 (01:21:57):
You're right that stuff, I'll like trivia. You're talking to
a man who intentionally does not go overseas and that's
a good point. But does he on a globe? Probably
what you look at it open.

Speaker 4 (01:22:12):
And it comes up every once in a while, Like
why would I make that up not knowing was a man?

Speaker 1 (01:22:18):
That's not exactly flattering.

Speaker 4 (01:22:20):
What's the benefit of that line?

Speaker 5 (01:22:22):
Greg is older than Bangladesh for some reason. I think
it's related to Vietnam.

Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
And I'm gonna go with Sammy's logic. I'm gonna say older,
I'm older because that's weird.

Speaker 5 (01:22:31):
It's weird.

Speaker 2 (01:22:32):
I think Greg's older than Bangladesh.

Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
A menace.

Speaker 2 (01:22:36):
Greg Gory is older than Bangladesh.

Speaker 5 (01:22:41):
Do we have any backstory on that? Okay, it was
part of the India Pakistan fighting. I was thinking, yeah, okay,
now we know I have so.

Speaker 2 (01:22:51):
Many of these we can play.

Speaker 1 (01:22:54):
I have one example. I was telling Gina that I
old enough to remember as a kid, we had a milkman.

Speaker 4 (01:23:01):
Yeah, did you guys have one? Well right, so just me,
I think.

Speaker 5 (01:23:08):
I remember seeing one of a kid. We definitely did not.

Speaker 4 (01:23:11):
So twelve years ago before we all moved for this
job where I lived there, there was it was called Oberweiss.
Oberweiss had like these stores. You can go in there
and get ice cream. They sold milk in the glass bottles.
Needed that and you can and you were able to
say at the time, again this is a dozen years
ago now, but you you were able to have them

(01:23:31):
do home delivery. Wow, Oberweiss, uh oberweis dairy. But yeah
again they sold like milk cheese. But they had a
big ice cream parlor. Yeah. Yeah, you could have as
a dozen years ago, milk delivered to.

Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
Your house all the time because we used to have
that cooler outside the door. Yeah, and the milkman would come.

Speaker 4 (01:23:51):
Here with my hero.

Speaker 1 (01:23:52):
Yeah it's also your father. Yeah, probably get it all right,
Welcome back.

Speaker 2 (01:24:02):
It is Tuesday morning.

Speaker 4 (01:24:04):
It's March the eleventh, twenty five, Greg Gory's birthday as mentioned, Yes, yeah, lucky.
It is also three eleven day.

Speaker 2 (01:24:13):
Oh yeah, it is for.

Speaker 4 (01:24:15):
Fans of the band three eleven. Yes, they have a
lot of good songs. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:24:21):
It's one of those things that does doesn't age well.

Speaker 4 (01:24:22):
It's it's also my buddy, our friend, Tony the Whipping
Boy's birthday shares it with Greg. He was on our
show for many many years. That is his number one band.
That's his Rolling Stones, that's his Beatles, Elvis Presley. Yeah, exactly.
What depeche Mode is to Greg Gory. Three eleven is
to our friend Tony Mott. Happy birthday, Tony Day. It's

(01:24:43):
also National Dream Day. Oh, National Johnny Appleseed Day.

Speaker 5 (01:24:48):
Okay, all right.

Speaker 4 (01:24:49):
It is on the food tip, National Oatmeal nut Waffle Day.

Speaker 1 (01:24:55):
Greg will appreciate this.

Speaker 4 (01:24:56):
National Organize your home office Day, lives for World Plumbing Day,
and it's National prom Posal Day.

Speaker 5 (01:25:04):
It's that season, oh pombposal.

Speaker 1 (01:25:07):
Also here you go Menace.

Speaker 4 (01:25:08):
In this day in history, nineteen sixty one, Barbie got
her boyfriend Mattel introduced to Kendall.

Speaker 2 (01:25:14):
Oh nice.

Speaker 4 (01:25:15):
It was today in nineteen sixty one the unit ken Yeah, yeah, yeah,
exactly love Ken all right, So something new on the
Wood Show. I've put Menace in charge of all the
entertainment stuff. I realized that I was like going through
and looking for all this entertainment news and stuff and
I don't care at all.

Speaker 5 (01:25:30):
You know who is this?

Speaker 2 (01:25:31):
You're even talking about.

Speaker 4 (01:25:32):
Any of these people or any of these things, and
Menace is so into it, uh huh. I figured it
would just come more naturally to him. There's so many
shows on the Zeus network. I know exactly, all right,
So Menas, what's happening in the world of entertainment.

Speaker 2 (01:25:42):
Well, details are still sketchy. With John Goodman. He actually
got injured on set. He's doing a movie with Tom Cruise.
While filming in London. He injured his hip.

Speaker 1 (01:25:52):
Old guys, this is what happens.

Speaker 2 (01:25:53):
Yeah, he's seventy two years old.

Speaker 1 (01:25:55):
He just like fell on the set.

Speaker 2 (01:25:57):
Yeah, they don't have any more details on that. But
the movie does come out in twenty twenty six in October,
and it has no title, so that's all we know
about that.

Speaker 5 (01:26:06):
And he doesn't have the padding he used to have
no weight.

Speaker 2 (01:26:09):
Yeah, he lost two hundred pounds.

Speaker 1 (01:26:11):
He's another guy who.

Speaker 2 (01:26:11):
Looks weird skinny, Yeah, way older.

Speaker 6 (01:26:15):
He is older, but yeah, like the Righteous Gemstones, You're like,
what happened to John Goodman?

Speaker 2 (01:26:18):
So skinny?

Speaker 1 (01:26:19):
What's his face from the Today Show?

Speaker 4 (01:26:21):
The weather guy Al Roker, Yeah, he lost all that
weight and his face got weird. Yeah, because he got
the surgery and everything. Al Sharpton, Oh yeah, yeah, he
said another one.

Speaker 5 (01:26:30):
I think when you lose it quickly, you get that.

Speaker 2 (01:26:32):
Look looks for you to take it though.

Speaker 5 (01:26:33):
Yeah, I mean I would rather have seventy two year
old because he's John Goodman has done so many great
things over the past decades, and they just think like
a John Candy type who if he had done this
probably wouldn't have died at forty two or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:26:43):
True, Yeah, been true.

Speaker 2 (01:26:46):
Moving on to Millie Bobby Brown, who we talked about
on the show just recently because people are attacking her
saying that she looks way older and Sammy says like
she's getting too much botox allegedly. Well, yeah, I said, it.

Speaker 13 (01:26:58):
Looks like she has botox and it's not gonna too much.
Is she still looks good, but it'll aid you because
she doesn't need it.

Speaker 5 (01:27:04):
She's twenty one years ironically, it'll aige you.

Speaker 2 (01:27:06):
Yeah, I say that she just needs a new stylist.
That's all she needs. But and in another story, she
was talking to UK BuzzFeed and apparently her middle name
isn't Bobby, it's actually Bonnet. Oh Bonnet, It's Bonnie.

Speaker 5 (01:27:20):
She wanted all the good association Bobby Brown.

Speaker 2 (01:27:25):
They said that totally Bobby because it was a goof
for Ish and giggles. Hilarious.

Speaker 4 (01:27:31):
Yeah, so like the whole Bobby Brown thing just so
that was because I was so confused because when she
first hit the scene, I'm like, wait a minute, is
this like one of Bobby Brown's kids? Like I thought
it was one of those things where he gave this
kid the name Milly Millie Brown.

Speaker 2 (01:27:46):
But then you know, to put himself in there.

Speaker 5 (01:27:48):
But she was like what I mean, she was a
I know, like, how was she joke? How she into
like a new edition?

Speaker 2 (01:27:54):
Yeah, maybe it was her parents that were joking.

Speaker 4 (01:27:56):
There was also the makeup company Bobby Brown.

Speaker 6 (01:27:58):
Yeah, Adul reality show.

Speaker 5 (01:28:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:28:06):
Speaking of Netflix, they said that they are going to
spend eighteen billion on content this year.

Speaker 5 (01:28:14):
A Netflix cart Narks TV show. There's one we Yeah,
we have a bunch of ideas five million.

Speaker 2 (01:28:20):
That's it. And speaking of Millie Bobby Brown and Netflix,
she has a movie coming out this weekend with Chris
Pratt called Electric States. It's a sci fi movie.

Speaker 5 (01:28:30):
Where he has long hair.

Speaker 2 (01:28:32):
Yeah, he does.

Speaker 5 (01:28:33):
That's all you need to know. But it's un subtling.
He shouldn't have he has like long Matthew McConaughey, Pratt,
we want the short hair and a handlebar mustage.

Speaker 2 (01:28:42):
Later today, friend of the show, Gabriel Glaciers. He's gonna
be putting his hands and feet and cement outside of
the Chinese Theater on Hollywood Boulevard.

Speaker 5 (01:28:51):
Nebro Glacys no movie star, Well, that's just for famous people.
I thought it was just fame, right, Yeah, the different categories. Yeah,
isn't it just like that's like the he would walk
a fade, But the actual Chinese theater is a movie theater.
So I was just I always assumed movies. But well
maybe you're assuming wrong. Yeah, that's a good point.

Speaker 4 (01:29:08):
Hold on, could this be the first time that Sea
Best is ever wrong about something?

Speaker 2 (01:29:11):
What star?

Speaker 5 (01:29:12):
I'll look at it.

Speaker 6 (01:29:12):
Well, not even that he's wrong that he said, it's
possible that he's wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:29:16):
Yeah, that's a big first step television.

Speaker 1 (01:29:20):
I just didn't know they still did the handprint.

Speaker 2 (01:29:22):
And he was in movies.

Speaker 5 (01:29:24):
Yeah, he's spent the voice in movies a lot.

Speaker 2 (01:29:26):
That's cocoa.

Speaker 5 (01:29:30):
Oh yeah, what both of them.

Speaker 2 (01:29:31):
Yeah, a friend of the show.

Speaker 5 (01:29:33):
By the way, But Gabriela Gracius and I have been
on meetings together to pitch TV shows, so I fully
support him. I'm just curious about this choice.

Speaker 2 (01:29:40):
But you go negative automatically was on him on crappy anyway, Okay, anyways,
she's trying to keep the Chinese theater pure.

Speaker 1 (01:29:47):
Guy, he's the purest when.

Speaker 4 (01:29:50):
It comes to the edition.

Speaker 5 (01:29:51):
Yeah, the Chinese theater race in theater.

Speaker 2 (01:29:53):
The guy that was trying to help you get a
television show. Anyway, It's just a fun fact that I'm
trying to move on to you. The first people to
get hopefully this is okay with you. They are movie
stars that way. Maybe that's Mary Pickford and Douglas in
nineteen twenty seven.

Speaker 5 (01:30:13):
We're the first people to look for Marilyn Monroe, John
Wayne Clark, Gable, Jack Nicholson, Clint Eastwood. So you can
understand why.

Speaker 4 (01:30:20):
Early ones, but some of the more recent ones, Tom Hanks,
Betty Grable, Oh recent I know it was Field, I
was Kevin Smith. Kevin Smith just did that recently. Director,
that's movies.

Speaker 2 (01:30:37):
Yeah. Yeah. Anyway, anyways, moving on to gaming news and Greg,
we just can ever be you know, I know we're
moving on to analytical, We're moving on to flying. Greg.
We know you hate flying, but how about this. Nintendo
has partnered with Jet Blue Airways to bring you a
super Mario plane. Are you all in? Just in case

(01:30:58):
on your way to Cancun, mariole will be there to
help you.

Speaker 5 (01:31:01):
That's amazing.

Speaker 2 (01:31:03):
I like that they promise some Nintendo surprises for you.

Speaker 4 (01:31:06):
That's that's a good idea.

Speaker 5 (01:31:07):
Okay, characters in the windows.

Speaker 2 (01:31:09):
Okay, how about this one? Greg, I know you love running.
So Diplo has announced that he has an eight city
tour for running with Diplo's Run Club. It's happening in
Philly and June. Then it goes on to San Francisco, Seattle,
l A, New York, San Diego, Miami, and Phoenix.

Speaker 4 (01:31:26):
Are you in club?

Speaker 2 (01:31:27):
Yeah? That's like that's the thing. Like Travis Barker has
his run club is run Travis Run Also our friend
Burke Kreischer is doing Two Bears five k May fourth
in Tampa.

Speaker 5 (01:31:38):
Not my jam, greg On answer for you, under no circumstances.
It's a five k, which again you can walk in
an hour but after party, right, but I.

Speaker 1 (01:31:45):
Could do that on my own. I don't need it
to be organized.

Speaker 2 (01:31:47):
Okay. I have something to win you over. You know,
Joey from Friends.

Speaker 18 (01:31:51):
Heard that you know your favorite show, matt LeBlanc Joe
So he sat down for an interview with Outstanding Screenplays
dot Com and he talked about, you know, what does
he do with his free time?

Speaker 4 (01:32:04):
Yeah, what has he been doing?

Speaker 2 (01:32:05):
The plan was it was ten years of Friends, and
I did two years of Joey and then I said, right,
I'm gonna take a year off. I want to take
a year off and just relax. Has such a good time.
I said, I'm gonna I'm gonna take another one, right,
and then that one was even better, so I said, maybe.

Speaker 1 (01:32:25):
One more, and then it turned into five or six years.

Speaker 2 (01:32:28):
My favorite thing in the world to do, like, my
absolute favorite thing in the world to do is nothing.

Speaker 5 (01:32:34):
Yeah, I love it and he gets it. Questions one,
when did he turn into Sylvester Solon.

Speaker 2 (01:32:44):
Two.

Speaker 5 (01:32:44):
If the outstanding screenplay dot com can get block, how
do we get right?

Speaker 2 (01:32:49):
I know?

Speaker 1 (01:32:50):
God forbid?

Speaker 4 (01:32:51):
Did you see the other thing about like speaking of
not really working all that much. So Vanna White from
Fort was on with Elvis Durant. Yeah, our friend Elvis Durant,
who does a morning show out of New York on
a bunch of like pop stations across the country. She
ends up working thirty four days a year right now.
She was like, well, it's not I mean, we are

(01:33:11):
doing six shows per day.

Speaker 5 (01:33:13):
I'm like, yeah, but she's writing all.

Speaker 4 (01:33:15):
The clues to light Square. You have like two hundred
and thirty one days a year that you don't well, yeah,
I know. She's like, yeah, I guess if you're looking
at it like that, I know.

Speaker 1 (01:33:27):
And then in the old timing days, people said, well,
at least Fano has to be really proficient with the
alphabet no something when you yeah, yeah, now she has
lucky All right, time for your birthdays and your porn.

Speaker 9 (01:33:41):
Of birthday showing its shim.

Speaker 4 (01:33:47):
We're gonna sit it's shi and you know we don't
do now it starts a real celebrities today, all right,
Happy birthday to Greg your world is Greg Gory today.
He is the Big six oh sixteen years old today.
He shares a birthday with Johnny Knoxville, who is fifty four.

(01:34:09):
He got Benji and Joel Madden from Good Charlotte. Benji's
the ones married to Cameron Diaz. Joel's married to Oh
Nicole Richie. That's right. Oh yeah, I forgot about that.
Forty six years old today. Terrence Howard is fifty six.
He got Thora Birch, Kevin Spacey's daughter in American Beauty.

Speaker 5 (01:34:27):
Also now and then thank you for Christmas?

Speaker 1 (01:34:30):
Oh yeah, of course.

Speaker 5 (01:34:32):
Yeah the room.

Speaker 13 (01:34:33):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, she was everything when I was
so many movies for us.

Speaker 4 (01:34:37):
Danny in the Halloween movie Hocus Pocus Pocus forty three. Guys,
remember Lisa Lobe right love Lisa Lows. Lobe is fifty seven.
Bobby mcfair, we were just talking about his big hit song,
Don't Worry, Be.

Speaker 1 (01:34:50):
Happy, It's awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:34:51):
Donate.

Speaker 4 (01:34:52):
Yeah, he's seventy five years old today. David Anders, the
zombie villain on I Zombie, also was Adam Monroe on Heroes.

Speaker 1 (01:35:01):
He's forty four. And Joey Buttafuco.

Speaker 4 (01:35:03):
Oh yeah, now, the only reason famous is because back
in nineteen ninety two is teenage mistress Amy Fisher shot
his wife Mary Joe in the Fame.

Speaker 1 (01:35:12):
Mary Joe survived.

Speaker 4 (01:35:13):
Amy Fisher spent seven years in prison, and Joey served
time for statutory rape because Amy was underage. Right, guess
how old he is? Greg Let's go with Oh, I
don't know, sixty nine. He's sixty nine years old. Hell, yeah,
that's right, he whaled. And then your porn of Birthday
today is Avery Jane in Today's Birthday Girl. She has
waved more dudes home than a third base coach two

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hundred and thirty fine films, including Avery Goes to Anal Heaven.
She was in ass Eater's Anonymous Volume.

Speaker 5 (01:35:43):
One's Stay Anonymous.

Speaker 4 (01:35:45):
Also Squirters Anonymous Volume one. She was in Double Penetrating
My Roommates massuse Oh, also our sludy house guest and
who can forget her unfreatom role. And the key to
her heart is in her ass.

Speaker 1 (01:35:59):
It's always as.

Speaker 2 (01:36:01):
Sometimes it's under a rock or under a mat. Now
this one's in her.

Speaker 4 (01:36:04):
Ass for a mad This is stunning for her. Yeah,
that's every Jane who is thirty one years old today
and now is your Parno birthday, your celebrity birthdays, including
our very own Greg gory O babe. And that's a
little bit with menice. So what's happening around the world
of entertainment? Thank you, menace, no problem. It's like a
Jia All right, quick break more? What is show's next?
Hang on?

Speaker 1 (01:36:23):
Say more?

Speaker 4 (01:36:24):
Next? The Woody Show, insensitivity draining for a politically great world.

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It's a Woody Show. Well, that's it for Tuesday.

Speaker 4 (01:36:33):
Everybody, really, Greg Gory's birthday continues all day and all
that at all.

Speaker 5 (01:36:38):
Right, what has Mario got for you when you get home?

Speaker 1 (01:36:41):
I hope it's you know, smiling like a doughnut.

Speaker 4 (01:36:44):
That's what.

Speaker 2 (01:36:45):
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all right, birthday boy parting Words of wisdom please, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:37:48):
There will be many days in life where your brain
gives you the silent treatment.

Speaker 4 (01:37:54):
Day, many many days, many minutes, eating up many many
minutes of a day called by many days a week,
ye and.

Speaker 1 (01:38:02):
Years certain minutes of every day.

Speaker 4 (01:38:03):
Basically. Now, I know that my grandma used to always
say like, oh, I'm sorry, my brain's turning the sawdust.

Speaker 1 (01:38:09):
And I understand what she's talking about.

Speaker 4 (01:38:11):
Now, yeah, I agree. I'm probably going to wait to Alzheimer's,
is what I'm thinking. Maybe if I said that before.
It's because I forgot Okay, all right, thank you very much,
Greg Gory. Thank you so much for giving the show
some of your valuable time this morning. You know we'd
love it to appreciate you for that. The rest of
you guys can suck it. Catch you back here on Wednesday.
Have yourself a great day. Happy birthday, Greg Gory, s MD,

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double M. I quit this bitch,