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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It is due to the graphic nature of this program.
Listener discretion, Is it lies?

Speaker 2 (00:16):
My name is the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
in session. Hey, good morning everybody. Today is Wednesday, March

(00:48):
twenty sixth, twenty twenty five. We are the Woody Show. Yeah,
my name is Woody. It's Greg Gory, what Menace, Gina grad.
We got to see you Bass, Sammy Borts, and Menji
in the Woody Show production apartment. Morgan our associate producer,
Vaughn our video producer.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
And we are off this week. Oh wow, No, it's
a spring break. We'll be back on Monday, the thirty first.
But we've got some good stuff lined up for you today.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
And you know, we always say around here when we
get to these kind of days, if you haven't heard it,
it's new to you, that's right.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
But that said, we'd still like to hear your thoughts
on anything that you hear on the show today. If
there's an opinion or a story that you want to add,
a lot of ways that you could do that. The
best ways the after hours voicemail anytime after ten am
until five am the next morning. Eight seven seven forty
four Woody is the number. It's eight seven seven forty
four Wooding. You can email us email at the Woodieshow

(01:43):
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choice at the Woody showes coming up for you on
the show today.

Speaker 1 (01:52):
Some questions for the fellas.

Speaker 3 (01:55):
All right, this is from the ladies. We'll try to
get some answers on that. Also, Sammi does have a question.
She wonders is this gay?

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (02:03):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (02:04):
Wait that the round of the Woody Show Confessional. Also,
what would you do?

Speaker 1 (02:08):
Question for you?

Speaker 3 (02:09):
What would you do for double the paid double what
you're getting paid right now? A couple of scenarios for you.
Woody Show family feud is coming up, and Sea Bass
has something for us to get us started.

Speaker 1 (02:20):
Sea Bess Is Dugan Duggan news.

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Here we go, Sea Bass, I tell you.

Speaker 1 (02:33):
Sea Basis, try to get on that one.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
Why do I sense that we're gonna hear about dogs
dying here?

Speaker 6 (02:41):
We're not going to do that, Greg, We're gonna hear
about so I've gone around because they're so cherished in
our little beach. I've gone around the country and the
world and found stories of dugans and their owners that
are uplifting. Okay, good, Greg and powerful. We're going to
start the w c NC Charlotte. Okay, little boy Jamie

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and his little his little baby talker Tucker.

Speaker 3 (03:05):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 7 (03:07):
Jamie and Tucker have always been inseparable. The two were
at home with Jamie's grandparents and sister Gemma, not far
from Ashville, when a mud slide slammed into their house.

Speaker 8 (03:16):
I was on the couch. Then the house mud slided
and I face planted into a wall.

Speaker 7 (03:23):
Grandma ended up on the roof, but Jamie was thrown
under the stairs and a pile of rubble about.

Speaker 1 (03:29):
Gosh.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
I tossed that out casually. Yeah, kid got smoked in
the face, got mud slided, mud slided.

Speaker 8 (03:36):
It was scary. I thought I was all alone, no
one else. I thought they died.

Speaker 1 (03:44):
His best hope, his best friend, Tucker.

Speaker 8 (03:47):
He was above me, on top of it, and he
was barking.

Speaker 7 (03:52):
Stood talker stayed put until firefighters arrived.

Speaker 6 (03:55):
This is not their report, repackaged. It's my music, and.

Speaker 5 (04:03):
It's made better than you.

Speaker 3 (04:05):
As I say, there's no way just that would make
news so much better.

Speaker 8 (04:11):
On top of it, and he was far king.

Speaker 7 (04:15):
Tucker stayed put until firefighters arrived and used chainsaws to
dig Jamie out.

Speaker 8 (04:20):
It probably would have died if it wasn't for Tucker.

Speaker 7 (04:23):
The siblings, if he used their allowance money to pay
for Tucker three years ago saving the dog days before
he was to be put down at a shelter and.

Speaker 8 (04:31):
He was the last dog there. And when he saw her,
she just went rried up to her.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
So you rescue Tucker?

Speaker 8 (04:38):
Yeah? Heed me.

Speaker 4 (04:43):
Literally, my heart was made of stone until that last day.

Speaker 9 (04:48):
You.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
I hate that line. I hate that bumpers digger who
rescued who?

Speaker 1 (04:52):
It's very sweet and I think it's nice that he
did that, but I just don't like the bumpers And
it's grammatically incorrect. It's whom, not who. Wow.

Speaker 3 (05:01):
That really the part, that's why he hates it. That's
the first thing that comes to mind. Douga news Jamie
and Tucker.

Speaker 5 (05:08):
So sweet top Babe.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
Had standing out the paddel and rebel and the game
was on the roof.

Speaker 5 (05:12):
Yeah, I mean literally saved.

Speaker 1 (05:14):
Wow. Okay, So speaking of what happened to Grandma, we
never heard anything dead bitch.

Speaker 6 (05:19):
All right, that's gonna be a w B r Z
baton rouge, A couple old ladies route and a couple
of neighborhood pitbulls wanted to give kisses.

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Okay, you don't need to hurry up and get here.

Speaker 8 (05:34):
Hurry up and get here.

Speaker 1 (05:36):
They're eating this woman.

Speaker 10 (05:37):
When Tuesday, residents say a neighbor was walking down her
driveway and fell. That's when two dogs living across the
street attacked her. One resident saw the injuries. He says
they were graphic.

Speaker 1 (05:47):
The paramedics said that her left leg was tore up
pretty good around her calf uh, our right leg was
a bit, her arm was a bit.

Speaker 5 (05:56):
And bit on the back of the nick stupid.

Speaker 10 (06:00):
Another neighbor said she was also attacked by these same dogs.
She was too scared to come on camera, so her
daughter agreed to speak for her.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Bitten my mom twice.

Speaker 8 (06:08):
My mom's eighty five years old, and both times she
required medical attention, and then.

Speaker 1 (06:14):
Mom said that lady just wasn't moving her MoMA thought
she was dead.

Speaker 10 (06:18):
The sheriff says this isn't the first time those dogs
have attacked a person, and the owner has been cited before.

Speaker 1 (06:23):
She's been through the system already. She's been fined.

Speaker 11 (06:26):
Here we are again, same dog, same situation.

Speaker 3 (06:29):
You all need to hurry up and get here.

Speaker 1 (06:31):
Hurry up and get here. They're eating this woman is wait.

Speaker 5 (06:38):
It's a classic misunderside.

Speaker 1 (06:39):
I miss what I kind of dog that was?

Speaker 6 (06:41):
You know, I've got a photo there man, the wrangling
that little deep litt baby.

Speaker 5 (06:47):
Probably Yeah, I didn't see the dog in the photo.
But it's a classic mis understanding. They said she fell down,
so the dog was trying to.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Help CPR Yeah, with its mouth. If you kisses, drag
you get back to safety. Greig, this dog looks a
lot like your dog. My dog's way cuter.

Speaker 6 (07:10):
The other neighbor lady who also just got got kissed
by that dugan was probably just you know, having an
episode or something.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Right. Is it a mode bull of the pit variety? Yes,
it's so cute as a right.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
Everybody else gonna take a quick break on it. Take
him permanent one. I'm gonna kill myself.

Speaker 12 (07:33):
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Speaker 3 (08:04):
I have a story involving a fun accent. All right,
it's a woman in Australia. Why well, she called the
cops that she realized Greg that a very venomous tiger
snake was crawling up her leg while she was driving
down the freeway.

Speaker 5 (08:22):
Look at Craig Crash, crash.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Just die on purpose, I'd drive right into a poll.
Here is the fella who caught the snake. He works
for the Melbourne Snake Control Melbourn. Yeah, Melbourne, good on
har venous. They definitely don't want to uck around with him.
Get the life out of her and she managed to
pull the car over. Felt pretty panicked as well. So
they're not a fan of snakes eat. You're considering circumstances

(08:48):
extremely lucky.

Speaker 1 (08:50):
Yeah, you don't want you don't want to muck with it.

Speaker 5 (08:54):
Sheila didn't muck with it.

Speaker 3 (08:56):
That's a speak I've noticed that too, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Australian up steake.

Speaker 1 (09:02):
I would call the cops though with the snake situation.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
Well, I mean maybe that's their animal control.

Speaker 1 (09:08):
Maybe called the same number for everything correct, because you
don't around venomous.

Speaker 13 (09:13):
They definitely don't want to muck around with them. To
get the life out of her, and she managed to
pull the car over. They were pretty panicked as well.
So I'll get then on a fan of snakes eat,
you're considering the circumstances extremely lucky extra.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
Just get one of those little claw things from the
dollar store. Yeah, easy, grab it.

Speaker 5 (09:32):
That's right. You pull over with a snake and your
likeg walk into the dollar store.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
You get a claw. Excuse me, do you have anything
for this little claw?

Speaker 3 (09:40):
Graber to the Witty Show and we are into another
new hour insensitivity training, free, politically correct world. We appreciate
you give us some time listening this morning.

Speaker 1 (09:53):
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You can listen on the on the radio, on the FM,
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Speaker 5 (10:03):
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Speaker 3 (10:04):
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Speaker 1 (10:06):
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Speaker 5 (10:09):
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Speaker 1 (10:10):
You can find us on the woodieshow dot com were
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right there? What is that? Buddy Grad, morning to you.
We got Sea Bass.

Speaker 3 (10:30):
Hi, here's Sammy and we do have the phones open
at eight seven seven forty four Woody, and that text
because we do have a round of questions for the fellas. Yeah,
all right, And so this starts with Gina because Gina
had a couple of very specific questions. I know that
h Morgan and Sammy they've got some questions too, So
as the as the men in the room try to
answer the questions. If there's something that you want to

(10:50):
chime in with, please call text at those numbers that
were provided. Uh, Gina Grad, what is the first question?

Speaker 5 (10:57):
Please?

Speaker 4 (10:57):
Oh god, I have so many. This is something I've
been wondering since I was a teenager and being accused
of causing them. Are blue ball is a real thing? Yes,
because I then I heard they weren't.

Speaker 5 (11:10):
No, it's a real thing.

Speaker 1 (11:11):
I don't know. I mean I've been told that they're
a real thing, but I have never said suff how
would I've experienced it. I've never had it hurt like
some guys claim.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
Yeah, it's like a grazing. It feels like a grazing.
So here's how I could best describe it. So let's
say you get yourself, you know, or somebody works you up, sure, right,
and like your body is now in the motive, it's on.
This is happening, so it prepares right, and all of

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a sudden it shuts down because nothing nothing happens and
nothing was produced. Right Yeah yeah, yeah, the next time
you get like a rage or whatever. And so it
just I think it depends on the intensity of just
how worked up or turned.

Speaker 5 (11:52):
On you are.

Speaker 1 (11:53):
But does it physically hurt?

Speaker 3 (11:55):
Yes, Like I said, like a grazing.

Speaker 4 (11:56):
What does that mean?

Speaker 3 (11:58):
There's a difference between being full on kicked and then
a grazing. Some guys will say that the kick is
worse or the grazing is worse.

Speaker 1 (12:04):
Either one like a paper than a correct yeah, correct,
Okay for folks who don't have them, I would say
it's any kind of contact down there that's unpleasant is
most similar to a really hard.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
Gut punch the area, yea.

Speaker 1 (12:18):
Similar lack of like yeah, almost you can't breathe a
little bit.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
Well, that's interesting because on a on another note, because
I have sack tap questions, but I always hear guys
say they feel it in their stomach.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
Yes, right, yeah, that's what.

Speaker 5 (12:32):
Deep inside a pain an age.

Speaker 1 (12:35):
But not everybody feels.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
And and by the way, it's not like a it's
not a constant discomfort or pain. But you better believe
the next time that you get like a rod or whatever,
and you're ready, like you will kind of like feel
this like sensitivity or almost like every ball's ever hurt, Greg,
just like they have like almost a soreness to them
or whatever.

Speaker 5 (12:55):
Sure, and the only.

Speaker 3 (12:56):
Thing and the only thing that that fixes that is
a release. But I'm with medically, it's like a host.
It's been kinked.

Speaker 5 (13:02):
I've heard of it my whole life, never experienced it,
and I've never fully wrapped my head around.

Speaker 6 (13:07):
But by the way, we've we've experienced wanting to release
and not releasing. That's not what we're talking about.

Speaker 1 (13:13):
Mental emotional, right, Still you still.

Speaker 6 (13:16):
Have it like it's like women who are horny and
they done. They're not getting it right.

Speaker 4 (13:20):
But it's I'm talking about a medical pain.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
Blue balls are fake news. Your balls never get No,
they're never blue in color. I understand that it's calm, yeah,
but no, guys, it's it's a deep it's almost.

Speaker 1 (13:35):
Just sad, yeah, a little bit.

Speaker 4 (13:39):
So some get it, some don't, but it is real
to those Yeah, it's.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
A real okay.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
Yeah, Now some people use that, especially as a younger guy,
to your advantage.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Oh well, you know we have to blue ball in me.

Speaker 4 (13:51):
In the hand.

Speaker 3 (13:51):
I mean yeah, right exactly, And you know what I've
I've had to resort to that in those situations. It's
not like well I'll just wait around. No, man, that's so,
and you know it will go away if it's like,
you know, you feel better if you puke.

Speaker 1 (14:03):
Yeah exactly.

Speaker 3 (14:06):
Yeah, so same yeah, same kind of thing.

Speaker 1 (14:09):
How hard is it?

Speaker 6 (14:09):
Just Lena gouy hand you know, yeah, right, it's not difficult, true,
and everybody wins.

Speaker 5 (14:14):
It's enjoyable.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
Exactly, how does.

Speaker 4 (14:16):
The how does the servicing party wind.

Speaker 1 (14:20):
For the fellow got one?

Speaker 14 (14:22):
Yeah, I'm curious if there's anything that girl is like,
girls do that you wish was socially acceptable for guys
to do as well, but like, you don't do that.

Speaker 5 (14:33):
I've always and I have done it, and I've stopped
doing it a man equivalent of a purse, especially like
going to a wedding and you're wearing a suit or
something like that, or in any situation, you have a phone,
you have your wallet, you have your keys, you got
your sunglasses, you got your nighttime glasses, you got all
this crap. But because you're a man, your.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Carrot part in a bark.

Speaker 5 (14:58):
I'd rather carry it all in my hands, And so
you have it in a bag like this shoulder bag
slash man purse for a while and then because of society,
I stopped using it.

Speaker 3 (15:07):
But you can get away with it.

Speaker 1 (15:08):
I could.

Speaker 4 (15:09):
But aren't you, like, aren't guys allowed to wear like
the crust body bag?

Speaker 1 (15:13):
That's not what if you're hip hop? If you're a
hip hop douche bag. And by the way, that'll change
in two years because they want to just change.

Speaker 5 (15:19):
But pa, why that's socially unacceptable.

Speaker 1 (15:22):
But what about a fanny pack. You can't even wear
a fanny pack a.

Speaker 3 (15:25):
Wedding, just in like a business situation, like if you're
going into the office, like guys have bags like that,
but you're talking about going to adding.

Speaker 5 (15:36):
And you're going to a dinner or something like that.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
So what would you coordinate your bag with your suit?

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (15:41):
I mean I have two, so like a black one
and a brown one.

Speaker 3 (15:45):
You do, I sure do, Like from when you're wearing
suits and stuff.

Speaker 5 (15:48):
I used to Yeah, I mean I saw how do
you have these casual bags?

Speaker 1 (15:52):
I don't know you have for the fancy occasions for dinner,
like a patent leather backpack. I mean when we have events,
I have to carry like a little bag with Because
you're talking about love, that makes sense. You want to
get you.

Speaker 5 (16:05):
I love your bag.

Speaker 1 (16:07):
I love That's That's a good one, Greg, But I
can't think of another one.

Speaker 14 (16:10):
Like did you ever like wish you could wear makeup
when you had zit's in high school?

Speaker 1 (16:14):
Or something like?

Speaker 15 (16:15):
Did you like nothing like that?

Speaker 6 (16:16):
That's probably a good answer. I wish there were something
guys could wear that would like that's a good the
girls have like these little stickers. Now I want to
wear one of those.

Speaker 4 (16:29):
All the time. I don't know adults, I don't know
they're straight, actually make a part.

Speaker 3 (16:34):
I know they're definitely not. It's like a little star
or whatever, a little heart, and you put it on
top of this. It's got like medication on the backside
of whatever thing. Okay, I like that for kids. That's
that's like for teenage girls. Yeah, well maybe when you.

Speaker 5 (16:49):
Go to bed at night you can put one on
like to get rid of.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
The Yeah, but they have medication you just put on true,
but then you're rocking a bloody gory zis of bloody
gory is And like you have is that you can
just take the medication, rub it.

Speaker 3 (17:03):
On there, go to bed, But that.

Speaker 1 (17:05):
That smears.

Speaker 6 (17:06):
I'd like the idea of a product like hopefully it's
like a leather pass. He keeps it getting messy. But
still that's a smart move.

Speaker 1 (17:17):
But yeah, well, I know.

Speaker 4 (17:18):
No one's gonna admit this, but I thought somebody would
at least say crying being acceptable.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
But I know a dude, a very straight dude, who loves.

Speaker 4 (17:28):
Every once in a while to put on a pair
of lacey women's underwear.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
No, he's not in my house, by the way. That's
exactly He's not very problem look a pretty girl.

Speaker 4 (17:46):
He just he told me in confidence that he'll wear
him under his like.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
And he talks as well.

Speaker 5 (17:55):
Is right, He's not telling you a lot.

Speaker 3 (17:57):
Okay, we've got some more questions from the ladies, questions
for the fellas coming up here in just a moment
eight seven, seven forty four. Woodie, you can't hit us
up with the text over to two to ninety seven.
Somebody on the blue ball things said, I would equate
it to a kidney punch. Oh boy, feel bad for
those guys because I believe them. But yeah, yeah, you

(18:19):
just tugged one and you know you could be good.
It was a younger man thing, like as an adult.
I mean, I know it's happened, but like it's not
like a frequent thing at all. So he said, blue
balls are a build up. The longer it goes, the
more it hurts. I've had it so bad that I
couldn't walk until I released the pressure.

Speaker 5 (18:34):
Okay, then my follow up question would be then go go, yeah,
I don't have to admit about it.

Speaker 4 (18:40):
What this other dude says it's a myth. So not
everyone feels.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
You because again, but Greg and I menace. We never
had to happen to it. You hadn't experienced it. I
probably wouldn't. I would probably think it was just one
of those things where you would just tell chicks. It's
like just a tip kind of thing, like if it
got to the point of pain, go it. Yeah, but
there is there is a disc for there is. I
that's the best way you know how to describe it.
We'll get some more of these questions. If you got
one eight seven seven forty four wood, you could text us.

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You can text over to two to ninety seven. Be
right back.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
This is the show and question for the fellows. We
talked a little bit about blue balls, and then Sammy
had a question about like, what's something that's acceptable for women.

Speaker 1 (19:23):
That as a guy you wish you could do? First,
that was that was a yeah. Greg said, you know,
carrying bad h Yeah, I mean backpacks all is acceptable,
but like, you can't really wear a backpack. He could
with a suit.

Speaker 5 (19:37):
It would be odd he had to show up at
a fancy dinner with might they might risk you.

Speaker 3 (19:42):
I hate homework, I hate dressing up, so much.

Speaker 1 (19:45):
I hate it.

Speaker 5 (19:45):
I hate I hate it.

Speaker 1 (19:47):
I know you look good. I'm telling you you're like
a good looking guy. Well, yeah, I think it's fun,
you know, and it's like, it's just not comfortable, it's
very Do I own a sume? No, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (19:56):
Well you got a random Yeah, it's exactly right.

Speaker 1 (19:59):
Yeah, because you never know exactly for the event.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
For the next question, let's go to Morgan. So, Morgan,
what's your question? Question for the fellas?

Speaker 2 (20:09):
Okay, I'm struggling with how to word this where I
don't sound like a bitch, So forgive me everyone, let
it fly.

Speaker 11 (20:16):
I and maybe this is a reflection of myself.

Speaker 2 (20:18):
I see a lot of girls dating men and they're
not cute, right, and I see, oh, how did you
get him?

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Guys?

Speaker 2 (20:27):
Does personality really do it for you? Or do you
like hit a stage in life where you just don't
care about looks as much and you settle or so.

Speaker 1 (20:34):
You're saying, the guys are dating not cute girls.

Speaker 11 (20:36):
Right, Okay, maybe they're like not in shape.

Speaker 1 (20:40):
I know this. I've seen this a lot too.

Speaker 6 (20:41):
I see a lot of especially younger guys now who
are younger, good looking fit dudes.

Speaker 1 (20:46):
With pigs. Yes, like that dude always been a thing
in like the bodybuilding world, like the guys, the bodybuilders,
they are like crazy swollen.

Speaker 6 (20:58):
Again that's then then they're always like again, this is true,
but that's not what Morgan and I are talking about it, right, this.

Speaker 11 (21:02):
Is a normal every guy. I think, Yeah, they're just.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
I think also, sorry to interrupt, but I think it
also might be the women that will be able to
deal with the Jim rat mentality.

Speaker 11 (21:14):
Is a regular guy, you know, like a seven are up? Ye,
good tall, good looking dude.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
Right, but you can just tell the girl does not
either take care of herself or not to be judgy,
is not hot enough for him?

Speaker 1 (21:27):
Right? And again assuming no kids, because this is without kids.
I see that right now, young people, we're talking married
or not married.

Speaker 11 (21:32):
Oh, I'm like talking thirties and stuff.

Speaker 1 (21:35):
Yes, maybe they were married, but I'm thinking about there's
the couple married because it's the you know some people
they got together. They were both Yeah, they were both
like taking care of themselves and then you know, one
get married in one person's possible.

Speaker 6 (21:44):
But I get seeing young, young couples, so a lot
of them let themselves go to answer Morgan's question, personality,
it matters, but not that much.

Speaker 11 (21:52):
That's what I thought.

Speaker 4 (21:53):
Yeah, like because you guys are talking about, oh god,
I would leave her so fast for these dumb little
things exactly so. But obviously it personally it does matter.
You're not going to deal with somebody like.

Speaker 3 (22:03):
It matters for a relationship. It doesn't matter just for
like a casual dating thing. So you're out the album,
see you're seen together. It doesn't mean that this is
like a long term.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Answer Morgan's question, some guys are straight up losers and
they don't know or don't believe that they could get
a hotter girl. That's one. That's one one very common thing.
Number two, everybody's fat nowadays. Robert Kennedy's been saying everybody's
a fat pig these days, and there's just not as
much a supply out there. Again, a lot of people
let themselves go again, we're talking about you, we're not

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talking about fifty six. Yeah, even young people though.

Speaker 5 (22:37):
But I tend to the other way around. Where you
have hot famous chicks like uh, Heidi Klum for example,
she dates her dating resumes looks like a bunch of
homeless slobs, you know, I don't get it. That's that's
the real question. When you have a hot woman dating
some door key. Look at Ariana Grande, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
She has unfor said I had a past girlfriend attractive,
but everybody else thought.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
That she was fugly. I couldn't explain it. Oh, it's
from John just attracted phones.

Speaker 3 (23:08):
Yeah, I guess questions for the fellas.

Speaker 4 (23:10):
Yeah, so when you put your pants on, do you
have to like tuck in your junk like to one
side or does it just go where it goes?

Speaker 1 (23:19):
And then I have a follow up question. I don't
wear pants that tight. Yeah, our pants are not that tight,
so that's not even an issue.

Speaker 5 (23:25):
Okay, So I think most guys have a preferable selection.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
Like a tailor's like, what side do you dress too, sir?
That's what that means, I would like, I don't know,
I would say, because to the left then falls to
the left. Interesting, it's rarely straight on really? Okay, Well,
then follow up, When you cross your legs, does your
wien go under or between across my legs?

Speaker 3 (23:51):
I crossed my legs.

Speaker 1 (23:52):
Do it right now and tell me you guys legs
like a figure four?

Speaker 5 (23:55):
Look it goes, it doesn't go anywhere.

Speaker 1 (23:57):
Yeah, guys who cross their thighs there not.

Speaker 3 (23:59):
To be trussed.

Speaker 4 (24:00):
Okay, but do it just for do it just for
me right now?

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Tell me where I just thought I can't what like
you're crossing? Okay? Yeah, but does it go under or
above above you?

Speaker 5 (24:10):
I'm saying up top, I.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
Get it, I get it.

Speaker 1 (24:13):
It would be crushed yours just kind of yeah flops like, Yeah,
the wien is not the issue.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
It's my foot, my ankle is sitting on my knee
of the opposite life.

Speaker 4 (24:22):
Like remember that story of a certain actor from a
certain sitcom that may have been the titular character sat
on his balls and had to go to the hospital.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
Yeah, because I was just about to say, like, the
nads are the issue? Not correct? You can sit on
your nuts? How long are they?

Speaker 9 (24:39):
No?

Speaker 3 (24:39):
Because what happens is like you can. It doesn't take
a lot of a twist to get it to where
like you don't even notice it like in the moment
because you have jeens on or whatever, and like this
happens to be like sometimes in the car.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Yeah, so do that. I was about to say the
same thing every single day, Yeah, and I always forget
that I'm crushing my nads when I'm trying to get
out of the building when I go in my back
pocket to get the the key card to you to
get out of the garage, get out of the garage,
because I'm always like shifting over. Yeah, I'm leaning and
squeezing my nats together with my legs like getting the

(25:12):
key out.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
So like my thing is like not necessarily sitting on it,
but it'll be kind of like because of the way
you're sitting, it's almost like twisted a little bit, and
then you don't realize it until you stand up and
you're like oh yeah, or like uh you yeah, you
shift a certain way while you're in your seat, and
then then all of a sudden it's kind of like
a like a like a no arm, like like a

(25:34):
norm numb arm.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
I've never heard of that.

Speaker 4 (25:38):
Arm.

Speaker 3 (25:38):
Yeah, like when you're when you're like limb falls this
kind of thing, you don't realize it necessarily at first.

Speaker 1 (25:44):
Yeah, I'm I'm really big in some man spreading, and
i know it's been banned in public.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
Well I've seen you guys, not you guys, but guys
in general walk and then like do like a side
step out when they walk.

Speaker 5 (25:56):
Is that to like, Yes, it's usually to adjust or
to let it sway, Yeah, because it might be stuck
to your thoughts.

Speaker 1 (26:05):
All right, the Sammy, I want to know.

Speaker 14 (26:08):
What your least favorite traditional gender role is, Like, is
it when you have to go kill bugs? Or is
it like how you have to be protection? Like, oh,
you go check it out, go look and see who
it is. And you're like, I don't want to either,
just because I'm a guy.

Speaker 5 (26:21):
It's I can tell you that, and Greg's is obvious.
But with the bugs, oh yeah, I'm in a household
with two men who are definitely time. It goes to Mario.

Speaker 6 (26:32):
What he agrees with this one is that happy wife,
happy life is that you can't you can't you can't
come to the logical conclusion of an issue because she's
going to be irrational and you just have to deal
with that.

Speaker 3 (26:42):
I feel like we had that pendulum swing from you know,
where the woman was at home waiting for the guy
with the slippers and his pipe for when he gets
home from work and just catering to his every whim
and now it's like we're tiptoeing and we're walking on eggshells.
We're supposed to feel like we should around our why
their girlfriends, because God forbid we quote get in trouble.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
That's kind of self imposed, like why would you allow that? Like, oh,
I don't want to be in the dog house, like
I would never.

Speaker 3 (27:12):
Because people do feel like dudes feel pressure. That's a
good point, Gene, and a lot of guys will they'd
rather just back off.

Speaker 4 (27:21):
You need to have a little chit chat with your
wife and say, uh, got the nagging your your lips
to God's ears. That doesn't fly in my house. Yeah,
damn right, And I'm the one that's going yeah, I'm sorry.
I mean, he's very logical, but there will be times
I'm just like, yeah, but logically you're you're off.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
The math is wrong.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
I love the silent treatment.

Speaker 1 (27:43):
Oh it's the best, right, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (27:46):
You know my husband does he's really mad at me.

Speaker 1 (27:48):
He cleans that seems like getting back at me, and yeah,
I think it's just his way to ignore me and
like do something. And I support it.

Speaker 3 (27:58):
Yeah, the silent treatment rules. Yeah, that's great, comfortable. And
then the other thing is like that whole well, you
know you're in trouble, you're gonna be banished to the couch.
They brought this up before, Like, I'm not the one
who's so uncomfortable or so upset that I can't stand
sleeping next to you. So if you have the problem,
like you get up and go.

Speaker 5 (28:16):
Why is that?

Speaker 4 (28:16):
I'm a guy In previous relationships when I lived with somebody,
if we were fighting, I would just go sleep on
the couch or in the other room. I would never
be like you out like that's weird. I'm telling you
I don't want to be in here.

Speaker 3 (28:26):
We're not talking, we're sleeping, So why can't we just
sleep in like your own bed?

Speaker 16 (28:30):
Like ye?

Speaker 5 (28:31):
To answer Tom Sammy's question, my least favorite gender role,
and I remember talking about this years and years and
years ago, is that I feel, and even though I
don't have kids, that the role of the father is
often so underrated. When you have a successful woman who
has a family and a career, she's always asked how

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do you balance family with career?

Speaker 9 (28:53):
Girl?

Speaker 5 (28:53):
Nobody asked man that true, he's equally a father as
she is a mother. Not one man has ever been
asked how do you balance family with careers? Fathers are
like just total nobody.

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Yeah, they're never like online posting about it right.

Speaker 5 (29:11):
And then deal with and they assume that the dad
does nothing when he gets he still wants to take
care of all the other gender roles, take out the garbage,
take care of the cars, take care of the yard,
and the kids.

Speaker 3 (29:21):
Women will complain about being objectified or whatever. In movies
or TV shows or commercials. Guys, especially now are portrayed
to be dumb, idiots, morons. The dad's always an idiot, theah,
the husband's always a retard.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Like it's it's so because we'll take it, because it's
because you can make that's acceptable of us all day.
We're not gonna go cry about it.

Speaker 9 (29:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (29:42):
Object On one of my favorite shows, a GT like
when dudes come out to do some sort of stunt
and they all take their shirts off. The ladies are like,
we we just want to see you without your shirt.
Imagine if dude said, yeah, god, I don't even care
what you do, you'd be canceled.

Speaker 1 (30:00):
Men are always a double standard. Yeah, look into it,
SeaBASS question on the text, can Sea Bass clarify what's
not to be trusted of men who cross their thighs.

Speaker 6 (30:10):
We used to work with one of those guys and
that's a self explanatory. They're just kind of like little wisps. Yeah,
they can't not to be trusted with, like manually responsibilities.

Speaker 1 (30:20):
Huh. That means you. That means you. First off, you're
not doing you're skipping leg day. If you can cross
your thighs.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
It says something about the man.

Speaker 4 (30:28):
Yeah, okay, because I think it's kind of hot, like
if it really man crosses his legs crossing thighs not legs.
I don't know, like like if you see like John
Hamm or Bradley Cooper. Yeah, oh yeah, no, definitely with
his nails out.

Speaker 1 (30:44):
No no, no, no, I'm using my arm because you
can't see my legs.

Speaker 4 (30:47):
No, I mean like a regular proper like leg cross,
but like on a super hot guy, like like when
like that, I'm saying, like when Bradley Cooper something, doesn't
interview him like okay, because it's like you're so confident.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
Oh she is a theater check that exactly. We're getting
a break. We'll wrap up this whole questions for the Fellas.

Speaker 1 (31:06):
When we come back.

Speaker 17 (31:08):
Hello to the Woody Show. Chris Barnell here with a
video message. Hi, I'm Greg Gory. I love respect and
I'm quite jealous of Sea Bass. Let's spend the weekend
in Santa Barbara. I have a wide selection of cabernets
to choose from.

Speaker 1 (31:24):
Yeah, the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (31:27):
Well, we're gonna wrap up this round of questions for
the fellas. And we got a lot of feedback on
that last little go around, Mark saying, like single moms
their praise is the best thing ever to walk the earth.
Single Dad's rarely talked about, agreed, Everybody's.

Speaker 1 (31:43):
Like, oh, the Mama Bear. I'm like, well, you know,
Dad's do a lot.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 1 (31:48):
So I have a question for you.

Speaker 4 (31:50):
I don't know if you guys have heard about this movement, intactavism.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
This interviewed those guys several times. Okay, of course sounds familiar,
but remy what it is again?

Speaker 4 (31:59):
These are the guys that lead the whole like anti
circumcision movement because it's wrong. Yeah, And I want to know,
first of all, do you get where they're coming from
or do you think they're dumb?

Speaker 1 (32:10):
I don't get it. I would not want to all
circumcise dong. It's all so little people that are into this.
I just don't care to follow. But okay, in.

Speaker 3 (32:20):
General, would you rather have the question would you rather
be circumcised?

Speaker 1 (32:22):
It's your choice a circumcision, So I'm saying circumcision.

Speaker 5 (32:27):
Yeah, It's just it's a non issue because you grow
up a certain way and it was not your decision.
Who cares?

Speaker 3 (32:34):
And I don't remember. People go, oh, it's so traumatic,
Like I don't remember. Yeah, there's anybody remember unless you
were an adult and got it, remember being five years old.

Speaker 4 (32:42):
Well, I know somebody who did do it as an adult.
It's the most horrific thing he's ever been through in
his life.

Speaker 5 (32:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
I mean, guys get creeped out about vasectomies, even though
I mean I went through one of those that was
no big deal.

Speaker 1 (32:52):
Yeah, but people get all worked up. Well, here's one
thing because of what's going on because I don't think.
I don't think the adult then really know what's going
on in a circumcision, because I didn't until recently.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
Why aren't you telling us?

Speaker 1 (33:05):
So it's not just that they make an incision down
the middle of the skin that covers that part. It's
that they then use that to pull the the sweater
neck neck battie, and then they have to then then
they have to stitch the bottom of the sweather neck
to the base, or else it would just flap right
back up. Oh yeah, I'm some kind of glue. Yeah yeah,

(33:31):
I think we all learned a lot.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
Right back show, and we're into another new hour insensitivity
training for a politically correct world.

Speaker 1 (33:44):
My name's Whatdy? That's great gory. Hi, Woody Menace is
right there, and what is up? We've got Gena grad.

Speaker 3 (33:49):
Hey there, Sea Bass is here, Sammy's here, We've got
Morgan and Vaughan and Born and uh so, Sammy is
always good for a random quiese, as is Morgan.

Speaker 1 (34:00):
Morgan always has a couple of good random questions like
I remember, like, okay, so you had to you had
one recently about peanut butter.

Speaker 3 (34:07):
You bought peanut butter.

Speaker 18 (34:08):
And the seal this seal was Yeah, it always says,
you know, don't use this if the seal is broken, correct,
And when I opened it, the seal was stuck to
the inside top of the cap, and so there wasn't
anything that sealed that peanut butter, and so technically it
was boring.

Speaker 15 (34:24):
But it's not like someone stabbed in't you.

Speaker 1 (34:26):
It looked perfectly smooth on it it was perfectly smooth
on the top.

Speaker 5 (34:29):
I'd eat it.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
Yeah, yeah you will, Yeah, I would totally eat that.
I'm on my sealed Well I did eat it.

Speaker 15 (34:38):
I couldn't wait.

Speaker 1 (34:39):
You're still here?

Speaker 3 (34:41):
S I mean, is it's like random stuff? It's all
random stuff. This other one that she had and she
was asking, I can't give her a real answer this.
We have to go to our our is it our official?
Is it gay correspondent? We have to we have to
go to Greg Gory on this one, and she has
is this gay?

Speaker 14 (34:56):
Yea?

Speaker 1 (34:57):
Hear it out and then this is gay?

Speaker 5 (34:59):
Okay.

Speaker 14 (34:59):
So I would sitting eating with my parents at a bar,
like a kind of sushi bar, right where you would
eat and also order drinks, and a guy came and
sat down, probably in his forties, and he sat down
by himself.

Speaker 15 (35:14):
He was with nobody else, and he ordered a chardonnay.

Speaker 1 (35:18):
Is that gay? I mean I felt like that. But
the second that I just saw him sitting questions.

Speaker 15 (35:25):
By himself and order sharonna, I was like, Oh, he's gay.

Speaker 1 (35:28):
But I'm not even so she immediately lost interest. She's
like char forgetting And I could answer it, but I'll
go I want to.

Speaker 5 (35:36):
Hear mens take first, because I have I have.

Speaker 1 (35:39):
My answer Already's nuclear gay? I mean, is it? I
mean if you went with red wine still you know sus,
but like sharnay, no, I think that's like.

Speaker 11 (35:50):
The gayest to just sit down and order for some reason.
And I don't know why.

Speaker 3 (35:57):
Drink no man, it's what about some of these things
that you water. He'll order anything that comes into pineapple
with anything. Yeah, yeah, it doesn't matter what it is.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
But I've been like I'm in a.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
You get a jacket, coc and a pineapple.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
He could tropical setting. It's just what you do. But
if you're like like a hotel, yeah, if you're solo
in your charnay.

Speaker 3 (36:19):
I wouldn't think that like a glass of red wine
would be red.

Speaker 1 (36:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (36:23):
I don't know what sara signals.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
What scarer shardonnay or rose.

Speaker 5 (36:28):
For sure, just because it's pink and well there's chardinay
all day, rose all day. But my gut instinct was
to say that's girly but not gay.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
Okay, okay, great, interesting.

Speaker 3 (36:42):
I don't think a dude ordering a fuzzy navel right like,
it's not I.

Speaker 5 (36:47):
Mean, I see why you would think that, I really do.
But because yeah, a man normally right, shardnay is a
very very very woman, drake it is.

Speaker 14 (36:56):
And if you you know, if there's a bottle already
open and you're a guy in your hand out, they're like,
we have a bottle of shard and and you're.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Like, all right, I'll have some.

Speaker 15 (37:02):
I get that, but solo alone, drink of choice, be.

Speaker 1 (37:07):
Dying for a butterly. What did he look like?

Speaker 11 (37:10):
Was he manly looking or did he already kind of
look gay?

Speaker 16 (37:12):
To you?

Speaker 1 (37:12):
He didn't look gay. That's the thing. I didn't think
that he was. Yes, he did look like it wasn't
because some.

Speaker 15 (37:23):
People you can I feel like you can kind of
tell it wasn't anyone who you could tell gar right, Yeah,
right off the bat he looked.

Speaker 11 (37:32):
Was he gay?

Speaker 1 (37:33):
I mean, I think we all know what that means. Okay, So.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
I'm gonna speak to Greg in a language and he understands.
All right, hey, girlfriend, listen to this. Yeah, it's like no,
so David from my Lottery dream Home. Right, you don't
have to you don't have to hear a word, you
don't have to know anything that you look at him
and go that dude's gays. You got some kind of
pearls and some release over the top tattoos. No, dude,

(37:59):
tell So that's right, Yeah, I see it like the guy. Okay,
yeah right there exactly no, And that's not even the
least bit offensive to say somebody looks gay, somebody that
looks like thanks, for example, David Bromstad, the one you
just mentioned, looks gay. But when you said this guy
quote didn't look gay, I just meant he didn't. It

(38:21):
wasn't obvious, feminine or right.

Speaker 11 (38:23):
Yeah, it just didn't.

Speaker 4 (38:24):
We didn't go obvious till the dream came out.

Speaker 15 (38:27):
And he wasn't a super manly guy either.

Speaker 11 (38:29):
He was just a guy.

Speaker 15 (38:30):
I mean, it wasn't nothing went off for me.

Speaker 5 (38:33):
J man, are just guys.

Speaker 1 (38:39):
Shovel over here.

Speaker 4 (38:39):
Actually, I'm going to stop talking.

Speaker 1 (38:41):
I think Sammy's mom was just blown. Right, did you
hear that?

Speaker 5 (38:43):
Right? Gay guys are just guys.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
They're just guys. I apologize.

Speaker 5 (38:47):
It's kind of like when somebody says, no, I don't
think he's gay.

Speaker 1 (38:50):
He has kids. Yeah, he's normal.

Speaker 3 (38:52):
Yeah, okay, that's that would be super fan. He's normally
saying normal.

Speaker 5 (38:59):
But I don't I mean that growing up there are
two kinds of people in the world, gay and normal. Wow,
fun to hear, just.

Speaker 3 (39:05):
For curiosity clarification. All right, So I agree that somebody,
and I use the David Bromstad example, my lottery dream
looks gay. So when you say somebody looks gay, I
can't say that, you know, from I would think that
would be necessarily offensive. Now, if somebody goes, he's not gay,
he's normal, that's offense because that there's there's like, there's

(39:25):
there's there's meaning behind that, right, you know, there there's
I don't know, like like a real like a real
like a real judgment behind that saying that, I don't know,
like chardonay, somebody said, by the way their husband calls
it sharda gay.

Speaker 5 (39:40):
I mean, I see why you would think that, I
really do.

Speaker 3 (39:42):
But like, you know, saying saying something like that, is
that offensive that as a gay person, do you find
that offensive that Sammy would like just looking Oh No,
I don't think so either.

Speaker 1 (39:54):
I don't think I think it's I mean, it's it's
a it's a it's a clue.

Speaker 5 (39:57):
The only well I get it. I don't even like
the word offended because I'm so rarely offended by anything.
But the only thing that I would get, let's call
it offended at is, Oh, that guy isn't gay he's married,
or you know, along those lines, that guy can't be
gay he has kids. That let's use the word offended
defends me. The thing that offends me the most. And

(40:18):
this happens a lot through texting here at work. Any
joke in any context has got to go back to
being gay. It's so lazy, it's so ineffective, and it's
borderline offensive. We could be talking about hot dogs, of course, God,

(40:40):
it's so.

Speaker 1 (40:41):
Boring, Jez, Greg, take a penis, but you can't take
a joke, get it? That's the next text it's coming. Yeah, sure,
but no I would. I would make a distinction. That's girly,
but it's not automatically gay. What about Okay? We know
Greg's gatar is not the best. It's really and where

(41:03):
and where is Sea Bass? By the way, he's here
because he's the he's the one. I always thought it
was kind of curious that he will sit down. I
remember we were on a flight somewhere, going somewhere, and
we were sitting in first class and they came around
and said, hey, can we get you anything before takeoff?

Speaker 3 (41:18):
And he goes, yes, I will have a glass of
Champagne's choice. That's his drink of choice. So it is
that curious because that goes back to my fruit. That's
not a celebration drinks because it's a flight. It goes
back to setting. You're in our first class setting.

Speaker 1 (41:34):
Yeah, that's a classes thing, not a homophobia.

Speaker 3 (41:36):
But that's all that I'm saying just in general. That
is his drink of choice. We see him ordering, Yeah,
we see him ordering champagne more than anything else.

Speaker 1 (41:44):
Yeah, I find that well because it's good.

Speaker 5 (41:45):
I'm with Gina. It's more of a classy thing.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
I have to my champagne.

Speaker 5 (41:49):
But I have a few more things on my list.
Remember when I said fountains are gay. The flags in
your in your yard that tell you what season. It
is very gay. Taking a selfie in public? What is
he doing?

Speaker 1 (42:02):
I keep seeing sea mess his face. Try to come
in with Sammy's using his microphone.

Speaker 18 (42:08):
There's another one for him to use, and now he's
just pacing back and he's sort of sauntering towards the
door because I keep seeing his face in the window.

Speaker 1 (42:15):
But like like, ah, there he is, thank you. How
I see bass?

Speaker 3 (42:19):
He prefers his microphone, well because I see this like
face in the window, and then he disappears.

Speaker 1 (42:23):
I keep thinking of you guys have moved on.

Speaker 5 (42:26):
So I just don't know.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
Oh no, no, yeah chardonnay.

Speaker 6 (42:30):
Yeah yeah, yeah, champagne. It's either that or the man
is a man who doesn't know how to drink. Uh,
you just think about who, Like Chardonnay is an intro drink.

Speaker 1 (42:41):
It is because it's sweet and and you know, lights
and citrusy. So either he's yeah, he's either gay or
doesn't know yet. Yeah, he just a lot of exposure.

Speaker 3 (42:53):
Yeah, that's that's that's fair.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
Champagne. Champagne your drink of choice. It's not my drink
of choice, but it is something I do enjoy time
to time for sure.

Speaker 4 (43:01):
Is it specifically something you order when you're in first
class on a plane or offer here.

Speaker 1 (43:05):
That's what they offer you on first class?

Speaker 6 (43:07):
Like it's either you get like if you're there at night,
they'll be water or they'll offer you momosa's. Like that's
that's the first thing. That's like barbecue sauce at McDonald's.
That's just it's the first thing they get here. Yeah,
I mean I like it, but yes, by no means
my first drinking choice.

Speaker 5 (43:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:19):
And by the way, Jackie coke, right, bro, I like
to put a word out to all the airlines they
don't have tequila on flights.

Speaker 4 (43:28):
You get too sloppy, too quick.

Speaker 6 (43:30):
Of course you'll get waste because it's difference between the
difference is you shoot tequila. And that's the type of
behavior that leads to out of the toys, getting zip
tied to your chair.

Speaker 1 (43:43):
Also you get like all overly sexual. Yeah, right back
to you makes your clothes phone?

Speaker 5 (43:50):
Yeah, are these things gate? So taking a selfie in public?
Think that's just.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
I was talking about men doing the gate.

Speaker 3 (43:59):
That's what he's what you're saying. So it might not
be necessarily shardonnay. But if you are falling into one
of these things, Greg's opinion, our official correspondence, this would
be yeah, but.

Speaker 1 (44:08):
You have to define if if it's a woman or man.

Speaker 5 (44:11):
These are all man's doing this using conditioner. I think
that's very good.

Speaker 19 (44:16):
That's gay like you yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, And let's
just like mixed in don't you want silky hair?

Speaker 5 (44:24):
Guys will use bar soap, they don't care or nothing,
just water. Having a tattoo anywhere from the waist down,
especially ankle.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
Oh nuclear, give me somezies then so gay. It's so
tough these days because people are catching everything they get
their hands on, and the calf tattoo is huge with
the barbed wire. The tribal band like, oh, I.

Speaker 5 (44:49):
Have a pizza slice and or shark anything under their waist. Gay,
I do this a lot. Use lip bomb I think
that's gay.

Speaker 4 (44:58):
Sourcemen to use li like I'll I'll hold you down and.

Speaker 6 (45:01):
Like you, I hate to seeing those chapped lips. Do
you mean chap sticker lip bombers inclusive.

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Is gay?

Speaker 3 (45:08):
Yeah, I mean necessary and certain I agree, But by
I buy something like that once every couple of years
because I'll end up being in some place where it's
like blistering cold and from you licking your lips, your
your lips get like burning chapping at her, and so like,
I buy and I buy the same thing every time.

Speaker 19 (45:24):
That car mass makes it worse. No, it makes it
so dude, it's so good car second, the carmes like
c m M for a second, it feels good. Slather
you all with the aqua for is the best looks.

Speaker 1 (45:42):
It's the best snow globes.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
I have that on my listned a snow gloves, gloves.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
I haven't thought about snow gloves since I was like
eight years ago. Right, they're so gay because they're all
at airports.

Speaker 3 (45:57):
Oh yeah, yeah, right next to the spoons.

Speaker 1 (46:00):
Yeah, I like shots.

Speaker 5 (46:03):
And then the other thing is having more than one key.

Speaker 4 (46:05):
Chain, okay, like a souvenirs.

Speaker 5 (46:08):
Girls do have bigger keychains totally, and multiple keychains.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Yeah all right, well hold on, let's see what yeah, Gina,
Oh yeah, like that yourttle drinket.

Speaker 5 (46:18):
I that was a man's keys.

Speaker 4 (46:21):
Air tag and my Pokemon thing that my kid gaves.

Speaker 6 (46:24):
That multiple things. Yeah, women also have purses, men have pockets.
We can't throw Pokemon on our keychains.

Speaker 5 (46:31):
If you have more than If you have more than one,
then you have a life partner.

Speaker 3 (46:39):
All right, Well there's the there's your definitive answer, Sammy. Yeah,
the next time you see that guy, you can make
a move. Chances are is into it. We're gonna take
a break. I do have a confession to make. And
when Sammy said that she had is this gay question.
That's what sparked my that reminded me like, oh, yeah,
I did something for the first time. I can't wait,

(47:00):
and it might and it might fall under the category, Greg,
that you would judge, really you would judge me. Yeah,
I'm intrigued. The question, am I gay? Is the question
to be I'll tell you what I did.

Speaker 1 (47:09):
I think there's some shenanigans going on. The Woodie Show
is back.

Speaker 3 (47:15):
There'll be one thing if I did one of these things,
or you know what, maybe even two at the same time.

Speaker 1 (47:22):
I did all three of these things for the very
first time in my life. Greg, Is it gay? Any guesses?

Speaker 5 (47:31):
Yes, I do have a guess.

Speaker 1 (47:32):
You have a guess.

Speaker 5 (47:35):
Well, looking at your face. It's not a spray tan,
which we thought you were going to do last year.

Speaker 3 (47:40):
No, I've never done a spray tan. Is it a manicure?
I got a manicure, I got a pedicure, and I
got a facial nice.

Speaker 5 (47:53):
Is that gay.

Speaker 1 (47:56):
Self care?

Speaker 16 (47:56):
No?

Speaker 1 (47:57):
Okay, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (47:58):
I don't know if this has any bearing or anything.
I told you I was really excited about this place
that was opening by my house. It's called Hammer and Nail, right,
and it's basically a salon, not a salon, but like
a it's a manly salon, a manly salon. But they
could but they thank god, they waxed my ears. They'll
wax your nose, will waxed eyebrows. All that they do

(48:19):
straight razor shaves and linus was why the beard looked
a way lined up. They'll do like the camo color, haircut, manicure, pedicure, facial,
they do all kinds of stuff, right, And so my
buddy had told me about this, He's like, dude, this
place is awesome.

Speaker 1 (48:37):
They have these.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
I have to show you a picture of the place, Greg.

Speaker 5 (48:39):
It sounds awesome.

Speaker 1 (48:40):
Yeah. So anyway, it looks like a place that you
would go to do like whiskey tasting.

Speaker 3 (48:44):
You walk in, but you walk in and they hand
you your favorite drink, your drink of choice, and then
it's just so this this is where I was sitting
as they were doing the as they were doing the manicure.
Look at that place.

Speaker 1 (49:00):
Oh damn, it looks very cool. And they don't call
it a salon.

Speaker 4 (49:03):
They call it a grooming lounge.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
A grooming lounge for men.

Speaker 11 (49:06):
Yeah, is it women or men doing your toes?

Speaker 1 (49:10):
It was a woman.

Speaker 5 (49:11):
It was a woman.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
Facial facial was a woman. The haircut, the stray razor,
and even the wax was a dude. The waxing of
the ears was a dude. It was great. It was great,
and I never done It's where it's not completely like,
there's still something great. They say touch of gray. Okay, right, yeah,

(49:36):
but anyway, So I tried it because I was like, gay,
why not? Because it was all included. I had to
pay for it separately because my buddy had told me
about this place, is like, hey, go in there, get this,
and you can go in there and get any service
that you want. So I'm like, hey, I've never done it.
Everybody's told me about manicure and pedicure how much I
love it, and I do.

Speaker 5 (49:54):
Really, dude, it's so great.

Speaker 1 (49:57):
So you go like three times a week if you
want to. I can go every day if I wanted to.
They sell different things. Dude, it's so good.

Speaker 5 (50:05):
Pedicure sounds too ticklish to me.

Speaker 1 (50:08):
I love him.

Speaker 11 (50:09):
I don't they feel amazingly.

Speaker 5 (50:11):
I'm a kicker, and I might be embarrassed because my
heels are so dry, my feet.

Speaker 1 (50:17):
Are so soft, they're so have you done it before?

Speaker 3 (50:23):
Manicure pedicure.

Speaker 6 (50:24):
I'm not against trying it, but I thought you when
you set that up, I would have thought, oh, he
was on a cruise with his family, got nothing, You
got nothing to know as well? Did you know I
would have never done it like at a regular like
spaspaw kind of place. Yeah, where it's men and women,
and I've never done that.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
You're doing it in a manly setting, You're not doing
like a dry made it different enough to give me
the first time.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
Now that I've tried it, I've done, I'm like, I'll
get him at the mall. I don't care.

Speaker 11 (50:50):
Did you go with your buddy?

Speaker 4 (50:52):
It was just holding hands with.

Speaker 3 (50:55):
Well, it was holding hands with the person that was
doing the man core. Yeah, well, sure it does matter
who's doing doing it. So you said it was a
man doing the face stuff and women doing the haircut,
the shave, the straight razors shave.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Because I had my first just recently, I had my
first male dental hygienist, and I did not like that.
What why interesting? As the first time.

Speaker 6 (51:17):
A male dental in my life, I've never seen that.
I've never seen one, much less had one work on me.
Its true, we were talking about a dentist hygiene.

Speaker 4 (51:26):
That does the cleaning when the dentist comes.

Speaker 6 (51:28):
Oh, I've had male and female dentists. Yeah, that's obviously
the first female, obviously cleaner.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
But the people that they clean your teeth, they take
the X rays.

Speaker 5 (51:37):
They do all that.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Yeah, I'm going back in my head to think if
I ever had a male exactly, that's odd. I've never
even thought about that. No, exactly, I never either. Then
he shows up. First off, he said brow to someone
down the.

Speaker 3 (51:49):
Hall, like, okay, the most I mean when it comes
to even wash my face. My wife has a thousand
things that she uses to clean her face, and she goes,
you need something like no, I don't because I take
whatever the shampoo is in my head and I washed
it on my face.

Speaker 2 (52:03):
That was going to be.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
That's all I do. I've done that for forty eight years.

Speaker 4 (52:07):
So do you moisturize when you get on the show.

Speaker 1 (52:10):
Oh, I hate to smell a lotion. I hate it.
I'm gonna use lotion. No they don't. That's that is
a wed. We did and they still stink and it
kids was like plastic. Nothing is fragrance, Nothing is fra How.

Speaker 15 (52:22):
Often do you plan on going to this point.

Speaker 3 (52:25):
It was two weeks ago that I did this, and
I'm going again tomorrow. I'm going tomorrow.

Speaker 5 (52:33):
You can get a membership and go unlimited.

Speaker 3 (52:36):
Yes, so I can get your you can get your
hair cut every day.

Speaker 4 (52:38):
Oh for fun. They have a big daddy aroma therapy
Manny Petty.

Speaker 3 (52:45):
Yeah, they pour whiskey into the water mix or whatever,
and so you have this aroma of whiskey.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
Yeah, exactly. Everyone is corny and cheesy and you can
throw as much wood and leather and whiskey at me,
but you know, you just do the job about It
was a cool place. This place does look awesome as
you're sitting there.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
In these big leather recliner things. They have these TVs
up and each person has their own individual TV. You
watch where you want noise canceling headphones, and they're just
like pamper and the crap out of you.

Speaker 1 (53:13):
They kick you out if you're a lady, because I'd
rather go here. I don't know.

Speaker 3 (53:19):
It's called hammer and nail they have.

Speaker 5 (53:23):
On the TV.

Speaker 1 (53:23):
I don't care how hard.

Speaker 3 (53:26):
Yeah, you can put whatever you want to.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
Hammer and nails grooming. Do they use the word pamper?

Speaker 3 (53:35):
That is no I just I couldn't think of another
they spoil you.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
How about that?

Speaker 8 (53:41):
Not much better.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Any other first times in here?

Speaker 3 (53:46):
I mean, for whatever it is, it doesn't have to be.

Speaker 1 (53:47):
Like that in the same realm as like, uh, like skincare.
I started embracing skincare yeah and uh yeah, and there's this.
I mentioned it off to Aaron lit Up.

Speaker 16 (53:59):
I do.

Speaker 1 (53:59):
I do have those Kylie kids, but like actually not
ironically getting Kylie kids, like getting the uh the first
ad beauty like this, this brand that has skincare. Dude,
I'm obsessed. Girlfriend. It's like your skin getting a drink
of water. Good And so what is it like all

(54:21):
over thing? You're all over my body because we have
like pasty elbows and stuff. Dude, I'm telling you up
yeah first uh first Aid beauty looking Target.

Speaker 15 (54:33):
In other places I used their shampoo, but they don't
make that anymore.

Speaker 4 (54:37):
So I'm up.

Speaker 5 (54:38):
Well, this is I'm kind of jealous because I've never
gotten a manicure or a pedicure. I have no interest.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
Dude.

Speaker 5 (54:44):
You have done the facial and I do think the
facial part is gay. And I also think the facials
God strike me down. They don't do anything like you don't.
They really don't do anything glow to you.

Speaker 1 (54:58):
I think you're blowing. I see it.

Speaker 5 (55:00):
They did dewey the beard.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
Coming, Yeah, that's you want to have dewey glow.

Speaker 5 (55:04):
Always wanted a straight razor shape, so you go there.

Speaker 1 (55:07):
So do they do that the straight razor?

Speaker 3 (55:10):
Yeah, hot leather, straight rais the old times.

Speaker 5 (55:12):
So cool.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
You with facial things like you with the facial part
is the hand part.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
You wouldn't like the manicure, right, that's the that's the
hand of man pedicure. You'd like you really like that
because you have your feet out.

Speaker 1 (55:23):
I do, like you know, I do have nice feet.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
I think you would like it. And then the facial thing,
I think you would like.

Speaker 5 (55:28):
I do like it.

Speaker 1 (55:29):
But I just I truly believe beside your face rules.
But is it like I don't know, Ladies, help me
out here. The facial thing is that like Mico derm abras,
they actually get into your skins.

Speaker 11 (55:42):
That's one type.

Speaker 1 (55:43):
They put like a hot tale on there and and everything,
and then they rub some others their suppercats that h
you know, and then they put another hot talent with
the stuff they just put on their feels amazing and
you're just awesome for the whole flights too cool.

Speaker 11 (55:56):
I mean, whatever, did the girls have their boobies out
like hooters or is it just normal?

Speaker 3 (56:00):
It's not it's not like that.

Speaker 1 (56:01):
It's not tilted kilt.

Speaker 3 (56:03):
Yeah, I'm just wondering any other first timers.

Speaker 4 (56:07):
I'm about to be a first timer for I think
I just convinced my husband to take ballroom dancing classes.

Speaker 1 (56:16):
Oh god, where I.

Speaker 11 (56:17):
Thought that.

Speaker 1 (56:21):
Or something? I think it would be fun.

Speaker 16 (56:24):
You got it?

Speaker 1 (56:25):
You got to give him an out on that. No,
come on for you, he'll learn the fox trot.

Speaker 3 (56:29):
No, he won't like that.

Speaker 1 (56:31):
This is obligation. Yeah, are we still.

Speaker 8 (56:36):
The Woody Show?

Speaker 1 (56:39):
We'll be right there.

Speaker 16 (56:41):
This is the best fry I've ever had.

Speaker 5 (56:42):
We have the Mars Rover, but we don't have to
get craws.

Speaker 11 (56:45):
Yeah, it's realistic.

Speaker 1 (56:47):
You can.

Speaker 11 (56:47):
I would love to do that too.

Speaker 5 (56:50):
Show all right, welcome.

Speaker 3 (56:52):
A lot of people try to get Lazette's number, as
they should. She said that she was in that marriage
for several years. Husband cheated on her. Not a bad
guy though, right, Sammy.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
I mean, you know, good, good guy, just staying with him.

Speaker 15 (57:05):
Yeah, it just it just doesn't mean that he's, you know,
the worst person ever.

Speaker 1 (57:08):
He's not a murderer. You should call his and tell
her that's right, that he's a great man.

Speaker 5 (57:12):
Yeah, tell her what a great guy he is.

Speaker 3 (57:15):
And asking if we could post those photos that Seed
Bass was using to h to greater on the scale
of one to ten. But I don't have her permission
to post those. I will I will send I'll tell
you what. I'll send her a reply email. I'll ask
her if we can post those photos. I just thought
she's put it out there that she's looking to go
through like a whore phase.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
She looks very helpful her DM. Yeah, we won't give her,
We won't necessarily give her her Instagram handle or anything.
But just I mean, what's the point them posting the photos?

Speaker 3 (57:45):
All can people want to see? If Sea Bass is
right about.

Speaker 6 (57:47):
It, she looks like she looks like a like a
younger not heroined out Amy Winehouse baby with thicker boobs.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
Kind of things that she had any Winehouse before she's
she touched an ounce of heroin? Right?

Speaker 5 (58:01):
Right?

Speaker 1 (58:04):
Is it? Because Amy Winehouse had like an old timey
sound tour that people got like so excited about.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
I just that's one of those things I don't get.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
I'm not getting. And she was a really good performer.

Speaker 5 (58:13):
She was unique.

Speaker 4 (58:15):
Five in her eyeliner after.

Speaker 1 (58:17):
Hours voicemail eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, what thanks?

Speaker 5 (58:22):
Before this year?

Speaker 8 (58:23):
Twenty years of my life with a woman dedicated to her.

Speaker 5 (58:26):
I'm married into three great shower and got seventh grand on.

Speaker 17 (58:29):
The way, and my wife went.

Speaker 5 (58:31):
Out and sing a good day guys.

Speaker 1 (58:34):
All right? Yeah, his wife in twenty years just cheated
on him.

Speaker 5 (58:40):
All right.

Speaker 3 (58:41):
The best time to find out that your wife cheated
on you, I would think, or that your spouse cheated
on you is when you become an empty nesters. It's
a whole yeah, because it's a whole new chapter of
your life, that's true, where it's.

Speaker 1 (58:53):
Completely your own time.

Speaker 5 (58:54):
That would be such a mind.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
Like you're already well established in your you know, hopefully
like a career or whatever, and so you can just
completely just go on and have that that really the
best part of your life.

Speaker 4 (59:06):
Yeah, because when everyone's like, oh, you got to stay
together for the kids, Yeah, the kids.

Speaker 3 (59:10):
Are out and you know they cheated on you, so
you don't have to feel bad about it, but you're
not looking your best.

Speaker 5 (59:15):
You're older, Yeah, time to dedicate to get better. I
would rather get cheated on like right as a newly
way because you're younger, you want you're more virile, way hotter.

Speaker 12 (59:27):
Right.

Speaker 3 (59:27):
Yeah, your sex drive is just your auctions go way down.
I feel like it's easier when you get older. Like
the older people get the game part of like going
out and meeting people in dating scenes.

Speaker 4 (59:40):
But most of them are married or maybe hopefully hopefully widowed.

Speaker 1 (59:44):
Yeah, the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (59:49):
Well moved right along for you. This morning, we got
a round of the Woody Show Family Feud a little
different this time. Sea Mass actually gets to play a
so much fun because normally you're hosting these things and
of the actual game family Feud, except instead of talking
to one hundred people and asking them one of these

(01:00:11):
survey questions to find the most popular answers, it's only
talking to one person this time, and we have Morgan
here in the studio with us, along with Menace, who
they both went to UFC headquarters again a second trip. Yeah,
it sounds like you might be getting a little too
comfortable there.

Speaker 1 (01:00:30):
I mean, people know where they're now.

Speaker 11 (01:00:32):
Yeah, I was complimenting this girl's hair. You know, I'm
just getting to know the people at this point.

Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
You chea card?

Speaker 3 (01:00:38):
Oh god, I wish it'd be pretty cool.

Speaker 5 (01:00:40):
It'd be a dream.

Speaker 1 (01:00:41):
They did give her a card with their photo on it,
but you didn't get one of those I did.

Speaker 11 (01:00:46):
Okay, you may feel special for.

Speaker 5 (01:00:48):
I saw that you got a UFC like bra or
something or yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:00:52):
The official bra that the girls wear like when they
weigh in before.

Speaker 8 (01:00:55):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:00:56):
Yeah that's exciting.

Speaker 11 (01:00:59):
It's really cute.

Speaker 3 (01:01:00):
Do you like wear it when you do yourself? Like
yourself in the mirror with it, like it's.

Speaker 5 (01:01:06):
A great idea.

Speaker 1 (01:01:07):
Yeah, you know what, I know what I'm doing.

Speaker 12 (01:01:09):
I go.

Speaker 1 (01:01:12):
Anyway. So uh yeah they were there, what just to
watch some of the fights, right, Yeah, you got to
interview some of the fighters. Yeah I saw that.

Speaker 3 (01:01:19):
I saw that on your social media.

Speaker 1 (01:01:20):
Yeah really good. Yeah. Right next door to the UFC headquarters,
they have a venue called the Apex and that's where
up and coming fighters fight, and that's where we're at
interviewing these people.

Speaker 3 (01:01:32):
Okay, so this is what you show family feud and
so the way it works is, uh, you know, we
have the questions. Now, was it a Morgan talking to
the fighters correct, and we're going to try to see
if we can guess what their answer was.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
Right at least just time, we know exactly who they are.

Speaker 3 (01:01:52):
It's a UFC fighter h more so than Rando that
Sea Bass runs into on the street. Yeah, Joe Shmo.
And we're not quite we're not quite sure what's going
on there.

Speaker 1 (01:02:03):
Yeah, but let's get the vibes though. Yeah, the vibes.
So we have fighter number one. All right, this is
the UFC Fighter number one.

Speaker 11 (01:02:11):
I'm here with Melissa Mullins.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
She just had a second round t KO and then
not only the TKO, you got your black belt afterwards.

Speaker 11 (01:02:19):
Are you just on top of the world right now?
How do you feel?

Speaker 9 (01:02:22):
I don't think it's going to settle in for a
few hours, but I feel very thankful and very grateful.
This was very unexpected, and yeah, I'm just happy, like
lots of things that fell into place today and I'm
very happy.

Speaker 1 (01:02:35):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:02:36):
Okay, she doesn't sound like she can hurt a fly
bad ass, right, I mean damn all right? So that's
who we're talking to you here, and we have the
first question. Who gets the first question?

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
Let's go Sea Bass since he Sea Bass all right.
The question is name something an athlete might break. Name
something an athlete might break. Well, I think bone is
your obvious choice, but it could be their opponent's spirit
as well.

Speaker 3 (01:03:07):
Oh sure there will to live bone.

Speaker 1 (01:03:09):
Though, Yeah, which bones we have to?

Speaker 3 (01:03:11):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:03:11):
Yeah, a menace.

Speaker 1 (01:03:12):
Let's say if the answer were bone, would you ask
for clarification?

Speaker 11 (01:03:17):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:03:17):
Oh? Okay, Well yeah, I guess bone because you don't
really break a ligament. You tear, you know, or a rupture.
I guess you could break a vaginaki, I mean like
a half five bro. Yeah, I've broken one. Can keep
it easy? Well say bone bone? All right?

Speaker 3 (01:03:36):
All right, let's find out if we had By the way,
do we have any kind of like, is there a
kind of incentive for us to know?

Speaker 1 (01:03:44):
Sorry, we jumped a gun a little bit? Yes, breakfast
within twenty four hours?

Speaker 5 (01:03:49):
Oh I know, I keep forgetting. I know you guys
want to mean.

Speaker 2 (01:03:56):
All right, let's see if we are on the board
with a point, name something and as fleet might break a.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
Plate a plate, just break a plate like a chest plate.
She's probably thinking about a cup of tea, and then
now you're getting into her mindset. All right, let's see

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next question who's this one for. Let's go with Greg
Greg Gory. All Right, the question is named the worst
place to accidentally fall asleep.

Speaker 5 (01:04:40):
I'm thinking while driving.

Speaker 6 (01:04:43):
Given her previous answer, it might be on the beach.
The worst place of fall asleep at work, or driving
church or during sex.

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
Yeah, good answers square.

Speaker 3 (01:04:59):
In a meaning mean because I guess it work right?

Speaker 8 (01:05:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:05:04):
The octagon I'm at a bar. Oh you could? You
could say octagon? Because is that when you get knocked out?
I put them asleep? Now? Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:05:16):
Right, yeah, that's what we say.

Speaker 1 (01:05:17):
Would that's what we say? Are you a fighter?

Speaker 17 (01:05:21):
Now?

Speaker 16 (01:05:21):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:05:22):
Basically that's what we said.

Speaker 5 (01:05:24):
Would she say in the ring? Or do they not
say that?

Speaker 11 (01:05:27):
I mean, I mean, what do you mean? Would she
say that? Yes, she could say that.

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
Do they they would say oct They would say.

Speaker 5 (01:05:35):
Should I go with my gut? I was gonna say,
I'm gonna say while driving driving, that's what I'm feeling
answer because her first answer was totally on sports related.

Speaker 3 (01:05:44):
Right, Okay, let's let's find out if we get the
point here.

Speaker 11 (01:05:47):
I'm the worst place to accidentally fall asleep.

Speaker 8 (01:05:50):
The toilet on you having a pool?

Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
Good answer, It's a good answer.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
She should just said though I know you're in American British.

Speaker 12 (01:06:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:06):
Wow, so far no points on the board for us.
Who gets the next question?

Speaker 5 (01:06:11):
Menace?

Speaker 12 (01:06:12):
Let's go.

Speaker 1 (01:06:14):
All right, name something that could be stuffed.

Speaker 4 (01:06:18):
My first thought is a turkey, but Christian Christmas goose,
a stuffed animal.

Speaker 1 (01:06:24):
A pastry, yeah, a meat pie.

Speaker 3 (01:06:30):
That would seem like animals seems to be like a
stuffed animal.

Speaker 1 (01:06:33):
Getting in her head though, is difficult. Yeah, I punched
so many times, even though I would say turkey.

Speaker 4 (01:06:40):
If she's not American, you know, it's like they're not Thanksgiving.
So yeah, let's say stuffed animal, stuffed animals.

Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
All right, here we go. Are we on the board yet?
Question number three?

Speaker 11 (01:06:55):
Name something that can be stuffed?

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
Your team's laughing at you.

Speaker 16 (01:07:11):
Will tell us she wanted to say it for a while. Yeah,
like that was the of course, it's that what a
common phrase?

Speaker 1 (01:07:24):
Number one? Own size? But yeah, wow, it reminds me
of old Newly game, what's the what's the question you've
ever had? Whoopee, yeah, whoopy and she goes the butt. Well,
Steve Harvey's been trying to recreate that moment ever since.
All right, I tell you what, let's can we switch

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it off to a different fighter.

Speaker 3 (01:07:46):
We have another fighter.

Speaker 1 (01:07:47):
We do have another fighter, Okay, tough, Yeah, because she's
she's too difficult.

Speaker 3 (01:07:50):
We're never gonna win breakfast of this right, all right?
This is a show family feud Menace and Morgan. We're
at UFC headquarters once again talking to the different fighters
and who's this next fighter?

Speaker 1 (01:08:02):
Well, we have the intro right here.

Speaker 2 (01:08:04):
All right, I'm here with Demon Black sheer Man. You
were the underdog and you just got a submission in
the first round. Another thing, it was Cody's birthday today.
How do you feel submitting him first round on his birthday?

Speaker 1 (01:08:16):
Ah?

Speaker 5 (01:08:17):
Indifferent?

Speaker 11 (01:08:17):
He took a knee to the chin, and the whole
APEX heard it. It was so loud. When you need him?
Did you feel that in your kneed?

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
Did that hurt? I definitely felt it.

Speaker 8 (01:08:25):
That pointed him.

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
He shake his head. That's how you know it ended,
you know, And he looked upset after that as well.

Speaker 5 (01:08:29):
No, sure, and he's third.

Speaker 1 (01:08:31):
That's where he started backing down and he goes like, okay,
let's watch out, be a little careful.

Speaker 2 (01:08:35):
Do I send to any kind of like chemistry going yeah,
he ripped, He's short to me, unfortunately, and he's five,
And I would like to make a correction.

Speaker 11 (01:08:45):
I hate that I did this, but I called him
the underdog, and I didn't realize till later he was not.

Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
I'm not like, wow, I lost like a whole night
of sleep about it. I'm like, danas want to see that?
And then even to his face, I'm like, oh, he's
probably like bit But anyway, sorr on, you're not the underdog.

Speaker 1 (01:09:06):
All right? Well he did win. Well we did hear
that face. So we're trying we're.

Speaker 3 (01:09:10):
Trying to answer some questions with him in mind and
trying to get into his mindset.

Speaker 12 (01:09:14):
Here.

Speaker 3 (01:09:15):
Who gets the next question?

Speaker 1 (01:09:16):
Man, let's go with Sammy. All right, Sammy, name something
that gets passed around?

Speaker 4 (01:09:23):
Hm, that gets passed around?

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
This The mong guy has long girve hairs.

Speaker 3 (01:09:29):
I would say, like a joint. Oh yeah, salt and pepper,
Oh yeah, ball?

Speaker 17 (01:09:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
What you just do?

Speaker 3 (01:09:40):
Jump across the table and grab.

Speaker 1 (01:09:42):
It around potato, a gredade, you're your food rods properly
seeks him? Thank you?

Speaker 15 (01:09:50):
Something that gets Yeah, a ball is a good answer.

Speaker 11 (01:09:53):
I think that's right.

Speaker 1 (01:09:56):
Ball. I'll go joint.

Speaker 11 (01:09:57):
We'll see a joint answer all right, all right.

Speaker 1 (01:10:00):
Good answer.

Speaker 3 (01:10:00):
All right, let's find out we're still searching for that
first point here in the Woody Show family feud.

Speaker 11 (01:10:06):
Name something that gets passed around.

Speaker 1 (01:10:10):
Flu flu. He's not wrong, that's not a terrible answer.

Speaker 3 (01:10:18):
Cold flu, germs, damn it? All right, all right, next question,
what do you show family feud?

Speaker 1 (01:10:26):
This is for Woody. All right, Name something that's really
really hairy? Uh chest?

Speaker 4 (01:10:34):
Yeah, say your mom?

Speaker 1 (01:10:38):
Yeah, your head?

Speaker 3 (01:10:42):
Yeah, like an animal. But get to be specific with
the animal the animal, like if it's okay, So I
would say either animal.

Speaker 1 (01:10:50):
Or like yeah, chest back, bush.

Speaker 5 (01:10:53):
Yeah, you should go bodyessly, because if you don't have
to be specific with an animal, it's probably not it's
probably back face. Yeah, I think chest.

Speaker 4 (01:11:01):
Okay, what about his head?

Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
No, people don't.

Speaker 3 (01:11:06):
People don't say that, like Harry. It's always like hairy chest,
Harry back, Harry bush, chest back. What is your chester back?
You recently said you need to listen to your guy.

Speaker 16 (01:11:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:11:19):
Fighters don't have chest hair, right, so they're probably shaving it.
Have you ever seen a fighter.

Speaker 11 (01:11:24):
With a hair?

Speaker 6 (01:11:26):
Do that?

Speaker 1 (01:11:26):
All right, chest chest, let's chest.

Speaker 11 (01:11:33):
Let's see if we're on the board, name something that's
really really hairy.

Speaker 1 (01:11:38):
You ahead?

Speaker 3 (01:11:43):
So not?

Speaker 5 (01:11:44):
Oh yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
The session god, oh my god.

Speaker 4 (01:11:50):
The simplest answer one.

Speaker 5 (01:11:53):
Nobody says that.

Speaker 1 (01:11:58):
With something with hair on, it would be head. Okay,
But when you say something's hairy, right, that's a two
clever answers. What that is? That's a wide the chicken
cross the road answer? Well, all right, just slipping away.
Breakfast is gone. We only have one more. I'll give
one more. We'll give it back to Sea Bass.

Speaker 5 (01:12:18):
Earn.

Speaker 1 (01:12:18):
Everybody breakfast need one? Yeah, I'll just give you one.
What do you get breakfast? I get? All right?

Speaker 3 (01:12:26):
What's the question for sea Bass?

Speaker 1 (01:12:28):
All right? The last question? Name something that men really
hate losing?

Speaker 5 (01:12:33):
Well?

Speaker 3 (01:12:34):
Hair does?

Speaker 5 (01:12:38):
I gotta say?

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
Fight? Fights?

Speaker 3 (01:12:41):
How about anything?

Speaker 11 (01:12:45):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:12:45):
Nobody likes to lose anything.

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
Problem.

Speaker 6 (01:12:47):
We've been all we've been all be going with like
the good answer, like the safe answer, and it's whiffed completely.

Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
People. But I'm gonna trouble down and say a fight, okay,
I mean obviously a girl friend. Whatever is my backup answer? Money,
I'll go with you talking to a fighter or a fight.

Speaker 2 (01:13:07):
Okay, it's very it's very sound thing, actually sound thing.
All right, are we on the board name something that
men hate, losing the woman. I'm back answer, keep you
lost your woman?

Speaker 1 (01:13:26):
Uh yeah, I'll keep that on. Man. We sung we're
gonna start. You almost had it a couple of.

Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
Times were awaiting, Well, ladies and gentleman, that's how you
play the Woody Show family feud.

Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
All right, usc DI should take you to the fighters
and Morgan.

Speaker 3 (01:13:52):
I'm glad you're making progress working your way into the
UFC world.

Speaker 11 (01:13:56):
Slowly, but surely.

Speaker 5 (01:13:59):
That's right.

Speaker 3 (01:14:00):
Yeah, you should have worn it for the for the game,
you know, and nothing. Come well, Jesus, Greg's wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:14:08):
I'm just being honest Woody Show.

Speaker 12 (01:14:14):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:14:15):
So we were talking about read before the break. We
had that one woman that left an after hours voicemail.
She's just fed up with seed bats always saying that
whatever you do, other people's jobs are just easy.

Speaker 1 (01:14:31):
You can do every profession in the world just so easily. Ever,
said every profession teacher.

Speaker 3 (01:14:35):
Yeah, well there's you know, there's certain things like being
a teacher that I would just never want to do.
I consider that to be an undesirable job. And I
wouldn't want to be a nurse. I don't want to
do like a career that I would avoid, and that
was that was what career would you avoid even for
double the pay? Oh interesting, Yeah, so double the pay

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that you're getting right now, what would be a career
that you would avoid?

Speaker 1 (01:15:02):
Teacher, you know, on the on the heels of nurse E.

Speaker 2 (01:15:06):
M T.

Speaker 4 (01:15:09):
Yeah, and all kinds of like first responder stuff. They
are more hero, more of a hero than I could
ever be. I don't want to say, I would.

Speaker 3 (01:15:16):
Say I'd rather be an em than a cop.

Speaker 1 (01:15:20):
Really, yeah, yeah, just because like I feel like everybody
hates the cops. I mean, I'm I don't I'm I'm
a supporter of the police, but like there's this hostility
in the public. Yeah, it's super Not only you're dealing
with the bad guys, you're dealing with like perfectly law
abiding citizens you just hate you like Greg, like me,

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huge trader, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:15:43):
But like so like that's you're up against not just
the bad guys, but you're up against everything else.

Speaker 4 (01:15:48):
And when you walk up to a house or even
a car, you have no idea what's waiting for you
on the other side.

Speaker 3 (01:15:54):
Was who was the point? Who's making that point about
why it's better to be a prison guard that cops
you see, Yeah, because they say when you're a prison guard,
everybody you walk up to, you know is a criminal.

Speaker 1 (01:16:07):
You can be it.

Speaker 5 (01:16:07):
You know, you don't you know what?

Speaker 3 (01:16:10):
You know what what you're dealing with, especially in a prison.

Speaker 1 (01:16:13):
Yes, that makes sense. I get that.

Speaker 3 (01:16:14):
Like they may have a weapon, it's gonna be something homemade.
They're not going to shoot you per se. But like
you know, you're dealing with bad people where it's like
you have to go into every situation like that. Yeah,
if you're a cop on the outside.

Speaker 5 (01:16:27):
I wish you could take tours of prisons too.

Speaker 4 (01:16:31):
We should get them like a public.

Speaker 3 (01:16:33):
Tour, like you go like you know, tour some like
a museum.

Speaker 5 (01:16:36):
But you know, you could do like the ride along
with the cop.

Speaker 3 (01:16:39):
I'm sure you can work it out, Greg, I'm sure
there's a prison tour.

Speaker 1 (01:16:42):
That would give you a tour get stared straight. Are
you looking for hotties or what? It would be fun
to kind of taunt them movie like ha ha, I'm
fraid yeah, yeah, you know, look you're pretty for a tour. Yeah,
you go in there, they'll be saying they're going to
make you hold onto their pocket. I'm seeing here.

Speaker 6 (01:17:01):
They are offered, but you have to have like an
academic or professional reason. You school, I'm going to make
this happen.

Speaker 1 (01:17:11):
I can.

Speaker 4 (01:17:11):
I can make this happen for us.

Speaker 1 (01:17:12):
You're a criminal justice major court official. If you're a dignitary,
people ask those questions like what's the other moversd Like
moving sucks, but imagine like, okay, so that's your job.
So you're going to move today, and you're gonna move tomorrow,
and you're gonna move the day after that, and every

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day is a move.

Speaker 14 (01:17:34):
I can do the packing everything up, as long as
I'm not lifting heavy boxes every day. Yeah, wrapping all
the glasses and everything, organizing.

Speaker 1 (01:17:42):
It, oh for sure.

Speaker 4 (01:17:43):
And having someone stand over your show to be like,
don't break that, I'd be like, okay, I'll wrap a.

Speaker 1 (01:17:48):
Double okay, said one four, similar to ginas, I never
want to be a nine to one to one dispatcher.
Oh that I kind of would want the nuisance calls
but also the bad calls that stay with you no
thank you.

Speaker 5 (01:18:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:18:02):
When people were asked that question like what what career
would you avoid even for double to pay, the number
one answer was electrician was which I thought was weird.

Speaker 5 (01:18:12):
The number one answer.

Speaker 3 (01:18:14):
Yeah, so there's a guy that I know. I just
know him very well. I wouldn't even call him a friend,
but he does a lot of work for us if
we have any kind of electrical stuff. But this guy's
been doing it forever, and he's like, people don't realize
how beat up you get being an electrician, Like it
takes a physical toll on your back. You're crawling around spaces,

(01:18:34):
under spaces.

Speaker 11 (01:18:35):
In between things.

Speaker 1 (01:18:36):
And not to mention, I'm sure any ever electrician has
gotten to been zapped at least once.

Speaker 15 (01:18:40):
Right, Oh yeah, it's dangerous, yeah, but I.

Speaker 3 (01:18:43):
Wouldn't think it would because it's good pay skill.

Speaker 1 (01:18:47):
Yeah. Rufer also the number two on the list. But Rufer,
I would never want to do that. It would be
kind of cool, yeah, unless it's winter, summer, summer rain,
any of that stuff. Skyscraper window cleaner, great double.

Speaker 5 (01:19:07):
It could be fifty times a pay. I wouldn't do that.

Speaker 1 (01:19:09):
Yeh. See now I think it looks cool. I'd like
to go out on one of those things like oh
and ride up and down on the like. I think
it'd be super cool, especially those big giant ones like
you see like in New York. I think there's places
you can do that as well and be cool.

Speaker 5 (01:19:26):
Can you do a tour of the window cleaning, but
I don't want to do a thing too cold, rainy.

Speaker 3 (01:19:33):
A meat packing plant worker.

Speaker 4 (01:19:35):
That's the rendering facility.

Speaker 1 (01:19:38):
I could do that because you don't have to keep
them alive.

Speaker 3 (01:19:41):
Uh, power line worker, Yeah, I had a buddy I
got fried doing that. Coal miner yeah. Commercial fishermen, yeah,
you hear about that a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:19:52):
Do you ever watch those like on Instagram reels or talk?
Oh a lot of them don't come back because it's
so dangerous.

Speaker 1 (01:19:59):
I'm thinking like the jobs that I would think that
people would say would be more like, oh I don't
want to be the guy who cleans out the porta
potties or.

Speaker 5 (01:20:09):
Or what about the tax preparer, Like you're an account
all you do is taxes?

Speaker 3 (01:20:13):
Oh yeah, man, those guys they have, I say, with
the guy that does mine and he has like this
whole program. It's not a turbotaxt thing, but it's like
his own proprietary whatever. You can knock these things out,
but still it'll flag certain things like if there's.

Speaker 1 (01:20:28):
Like a you know more so you just kind of
follow up on it. And I got to figure like,
for as long as it takes for him to do
my taxes would take me way longer. He's getting paid
pretty well. Like if you break it.

Speaker 3 (01:20:40):
Out by the hour.

Speaker 1 (01:20:41):
Yeah, and it's tax season. Yeah, and you got that season.

Speaker 5 (01:20:46):
You got what he's tax has done. All right, Now
let's do genus. It's just the same thing.

Speaker 1 (01:20:52):
Yeah, I mean'd be busy, but because it's something that
people anything that people don't want to do for themselves,
if you're willing to do it, you could probably make
some really good money.

Speaker 4 (01:21:02):
Oh yeah, Well, and think about like how he talked
about like plumbers on quote unquote Brown Friday.

Speaker 6 (01:21:09):
Nobody wants to do that or hell, it's gotten to
the point where people who put up Christmas lights make
a ton of money. Oh yeah, because anyone wants.

Speaker 1 (01:21:15):
To do it. Yeah, because it sucks. Yeah always. So
this is that same guy that electricized This is the
guy was telling me about who he had that business
in high school.

Speaker 3 (01:21:23):
Oh right, the same guy that's how he started doing
like you know this kind of stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:21:28):
Now he does the Christmas lights.

Speaker 3 (01:21:30):
No, he did it when he was a kid, he
was a teenager and he would clear he'd hire, like
he had five crews going at one point.

Speaker 5 (01:21:36):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:21:36):
Because he built it up over the course of you know,
like a handful of years, from the year that he
started driving all the way through when he you know,
finally got out of like his apprenticeship with the electricians thing.

Speaker 4 (01:21:47):
Got the entrepreneurial spirit.

Speaker 3 (01:21:49):
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so this guy was clearing after
paying because he was just a bunch of his friends,
his high school friends who would do this. He'd pay them.
This kid is clearing like sixty grand. That's insane over
the course of what two months. Yeah, and he's got
a brand new truck. He was the only kid had
like a brand new truck that he paid for.

Speaker 6 (01:22:07):
I saw some video online some kid who was literally
eighteen years old started a just a pressure washing business. Yeah,
and he's making six figures. Anyway, I don't go to
school for one.

Speaker 1 (01:22:17):
Oil rig worker.

Speaker 3 (01:22:18):
I've heard about that.

Speaker 1 (01:22:19):
Yeah, I would do that.

Speaker 5 (01:22:20):
You would the ones out in the ocean.

Speaker 1 (01:22:21):
I would do the.

Speaker 6 (01:22:22):
Ones because like like the ones on in the Gulf
where you're it's like it's one week on, two weeks off.
I think, oh, yeah, you're your first off. You're with
a bunch of bros for a week throwing out.

Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
Cigarette talking about addition, I had a a girl friend
whose boyfriend did that with in Alaska.

Speaker 15 (01:22:42):
Some wait what you had a girlfriend a friend girls girl?

Speaker 1 (01:22:45):
Okay, yeah, a friend girl whose boyfriend and yeah, he
he would be gone for quite a bit of time,
but he'd be back and he's due. They would do it. Well,
let's go to the Grand Canyon for a week, okay.
And he had a ton of cash. Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:22:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:22:55):
Like my uh my one uncle was a cop. And
then I had you know, my sister. It's a nurse.

Speaker 1 (01:23:01):
And like those schedules where they get like three days on,
four days off, four days on, three days off.

Speaker 3 (01:23:07):
That sounds kind of cool. You're working like, yeah, whatever,
you're already at work. You like once you're already there
and you're you're going like you can go for another
you know, handful of hours. If you're gonna get four
days off, a year away from your wife and kids,
three days on, three days on, it's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (01:23:28):
Logger made the list. Heard about that being super dangerous
steel worker number ten and then a security officer at
number eleven. Man, I see these guys who are quote
security officers, you don't even do anything. You want to
videos on your phone. Oh exactly, you're watching Netflix all
the time.

Speaker 3 (01:23:42):
You're sitting in a booth.

Speaker 17 (01:23:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:23:44):
Every once in a while, I got to do around
and my name.

Speaker 1 (01:23:47):
And you're not asked to actually fight anybody. You can't.

Speaker 3 (01:23:50):
You know, most of time you're not allowed to.

Speaker 1 (01:23:52):
I went to an event yesterday and this guy, he's
supposed to be helping the crosswalk as well as being
a security guard, watching the video on his phone, just
leaning against the wall. All right. Legitimate question on the
text says, come on, guys, calling paramedics e mts is idiotic.

Speaker 3 (01:24:12):
You wouldn't compare your doctor to a nurse assistant. Settle down, honestly,
hold on, honestly, question, it's not the same thing, different
now there.

Speaker 1 (01:24:19):
I had no idea there's a level to it. But
settle down, buddy, Oh we get it.

Speaker 3 (01:24:25):
I really had no idea that there was even a level.

Speaker 4 (01:24:27):
Apparently paramedics undergo more extensive training than e mts.

Speaker 6 (01:24:31):
Right, Like, there's like fifteen different levels of nurse and
I get that we should talk about each one.

Speaker 5 (01:24:37):
To break it down.

Speaker 3 (01:24:39):
This is going to be new informat, and I had no.

Speaker 4 (01:24:40):
I didn't know medical first responder a whole. That's what
we're talking about in general.

Speaker 1 (01:24:45):
I mean, okay, yeah, I'm not going to lash out.
I mean okay, yeah, get it. I can't take a
bring more what he shows next thing.

Speaker 11 (01:24:58):
On show.

Speaker 1 (01:25:05):
Back the bit.

Speaker 17 (01:25:11):
Show.

Speaker 3 (01:25:15):
I have a story involving a fun accent. All right,
it's a woman in Australia. Why well, she called the
cops that she realized greg that a very venomous tiger
snake was crawling up her leg while she was driving
down the freeway.

Speaker 5 (01:25:33):
Look, crash, crash, just.

Speaker 1 (01:25:37):
Die on purpose, I'd drive right into a poll. Here
is the fella who caught the snake. He works for
the Melbourne Snake Control Melbourn. Yeah, Melbourne, good on venomous.

Speaker 13 (01:25:49):
They definitely don't want to muck around with him. Get
the life out of her and she managed to pull
the car over. Felt pretty panicked as well, So I'll
get on. A fan of snake said, you're considering the
circumstances extremely lucky.

Speaker 1 (01:26:01):
Yeah you don't. You don't want to muck with it.

Speaker 5 (01:26:05):
That Sheila didn't muck with it.

Speaker 1 (01:26:07):
It's a little up steak. I've noticed that too. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Australian up steake. I want to call the cops though
with the snake situation.

Speaker 3 (01:26:17):
Well, I mean maybe that's their animal control.

Speaker 1 (01:26:19):
Maybe called the same number for everything, correct, because you
don't around venomous.

Speaker 13 (01:26:24):
They definitely don't want to muck around with them to
get the life out of her, and she managed to
pull the car over. They were pretty panicked as well,
so they're not a fan of snakes either. You're considering
circumstances extremely lucky.

Speaker 1 (01:26:36):
Extra just get one of those little claw things from
the Dollar story. Yea easy, grab it right.

Speaker 5 (01:26:43):
You pull over with a snake and you're like, walk
into the Dollar Store get a claw.

Speaker 3 (01:26:47):
Excuse me, do you have anything for this class?

Speaker 1 (01:26:51):
Little cala grabbers killing UT's going the Woody Show.