FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show June 11th 2025 Podcast

Top, Versatile or Ravenous Bottom, News Headlines & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Dune to the graphic nature of this program. Listener discretion
is it lies the Woody Shows.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
The Woody Show Insensitivity.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Training class is now in session.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody, good good morning. Monday is Wednesday,
midweek to the mid part of the week. That's great.
It's the Woody Show. It's June the eleventh, twenty twenty five.
My name is whatdy? That is Greg Gory. Hi, Menace
is here? What is up? Here's our social media director.
You can find us, you can follow us. See what's
popping at the Woody Show. There's Gina grad Sea Bass

(01:08):
is here around here somewhere just whatever, not in the
studio when the MIC's go on, just creeping around the corner. Yeah, Samy,
Good morning. Sammy Morgan is here. Our queen can collector
extraordin error.

Speaker 4 (01:24):
She's so green.

Speaker 5 (01:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Our associate producer, we got von, our video producer Bort
is here. Our reigning employee of the month, Menji, his
right hand man is here. We got the phones open
at eight seven seven four. Woodie. You can send us
a text over to two to nine eight seven. Another
chance today to win a pretendo snitch too. That's right,
it's a hot gaming console that's out there. We can't

(01:48):
say the name of it due to copyright restrictions, but
we can hint about what we're doing. It's the Pretendo
Snitch two that you've got a chance to win. Also
on the show this morning, it is Pride month, so
and Gina has never experienced this game before.

Speaker 6 (02:03):
I'm so excited.

Speaker 2 (02:04):
Top, versatile or ravenous? Bottom? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:09):
Fun?

Speaker 2 (02:10):
Wait, in fact, I might I might have a clip
we can play like a practice.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
Round from from one from the days of your Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Good, Yeah, let's see if we can. Let's say, if
we can find one here see this is where Sea Bass.
But it would be very helpful because he has all
these clips in his folder here. I will, I'll tek. Yeah.
So we got that, we got the news headlines, we
got all the birthdays. Got the porno birthday coming up
here in just a few minutes on the Woody Show.

(02:38):
All right. So the way it works is Sea Bass
goes out to like usually like one of the Pride
celebrations and talks to somebody and we get to know
a little bit about them, and at the end you
have to try to guess are they a top, are
they versatile, or are they a ravenous bottom. All right,
so we get to know the person and then we
have to try to guess.

Speaker 6 (02:58):
I bet this is harder than its sounds.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
That's what he said. All right, Top versatile or rabbitus bottom.
Here we go, Tyler, what apps are you on? Dating wise?

Speaker 7 (03:09):
I'm on Grinder, Scruff, Recon, daddy Hunt and jacked.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
How about recon?

Speaker 7 (03:17):
Recon's a fetish swip like fetish app?

Speaker 2 (03:20):
I have a guess, And what daddy Hunt might be?

Speaker 7 (03:22):
Could you explain it's for a younger guys looking for daddy's.

Speaker 8 (03:25):
Because like, actually our boss is a older gentleman who
loves young twinks. He's blanky four years old. Okay, cask
who's the oldest guy you hooked up with?

Speaker 2 (03:35):
Or how how old was he? For money or for free? Both?
Probably like sixties that was for money. I assume I
won't specify. Are you a top versatile or a ravenous spot?

Speaker 4 (03:48):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (03:49):
So the boss of the time was MIKEL. S. This
clip is from twenty seventeen. This is the first one
we ever did, oh wow of this game, so it
goes back to twenty seventeen. Okay, yeah, well I get
the flagship.

Speaker 6 (04:00):
Yeah, I'm guessed by his apps like Scruff and Daddy
Hunt that he's at least versatile. But I'm really well
and he's in the fetish stuff. He's either a ravenous
bottom or he's verse.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
I like thinking, Yeah, I don't know the answer. By
the way, I haven't heard this since we did it,
So I have a fetish.

Speaker 6 (04:19):
The fetish throws me into verse and he and he
does it for money.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
I'm going to say versatile, versatile, good detective, I say
versatile all day. Yeah, versatile.

Speaker 9 (04:29):
I say versatile too, because the money you're just show
up and whatever you want.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
Yegoring, Right, that really swayed me, Gina, that was some
quality detective.

Speaker 2 (04:38):
Well she watches all that crime stuff.

Speaker 6 (04:40):
Yeah, I'm a good profiler.

Speaker 4 (04:42):
I'm going to say versatile as well. Let's kind of
have to be. Yeah, if it's for money.

Speaker 2 (04:46):
And going back the practice around here using some old
audio from a past top versatile or ravenous bottom.

Speaker 8 (04:52):
What about Tyler, Are you a top, versatile or a
ravenus bottom?

Speaker 7 (04:57):
I am completely verse. I'm a whatever. You won't be really,
I'm just horny. So if you're a bottom on the top, if.

Speaker 2 (05:03):
I'll be I'll be whatever you won't be. Yeah, that's
so funny.

Speaker 7 (05:08):
So if you're a bottom on the top, if you're
a top on the bottom, if you want to flip flop.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
That's fine. If you're sixty years old, then you better
be paying me. Are you talking like more than twenty dollars? Yes?

Speaker 8 (05:21):
I didn't mean to be so insulting more than a
hundred dollars.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
I can be flexible, all right, because he's because he's versatile,
so yes, yeah, yeah, yes, keeps his customers. Yeah, you
want to do the other one from twenty seventeen. There's
only two? Yeah, all right, I think this might be
the one where the uh, the actual clip came from.
Oh yeah, here we go.

Speaker 10 (05:41):
I am celebrating for every individual who is about discriminated
against and mars. So just the individualism with every person
that's walking to love it, Max.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
So you're covered head to toe and glitter, yes I am.
And you're wearing like a bright knee off one song.

Speaker 10 (06:02):
It's actually just a swimsuit to keep EPG thirteen, but
totally how to add the glitter?

Speaker 2 (06:10):
Are you top versatile or a ravenous bottom? All right?
That's Max?

Speaker 6 (06:14):
I mean, can Max be anything but a ravenous bottom?

Speaker 2 (06:18):
Yeah? Is that even a hole shoots glitter like a
glitter cannon.

Speaker 11 (06:25):
Seriously, he's got to be a rabbi b a rabbi bee.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
A rabbi b u Greg. Yeah, I'm getting that vibe
as well.

Speaker 2 (06:34):
Menace, versatile, versatile, Sammy.

Speaker 6 (06:36):
Ravenus bottom.

Speaker 2 (06:37):
Let's find out on Max top versatile or a ravenus bottom.

Speaker 8 (06:41):
Are you top, versatile or a ravenous bottom?

Speaker 2 (06:44):
I am a rabbits bottom?

Speaker 8 (06:46):
Yeah, what's so fun about being a bottom?

Speaker 10 (06:49):
I just think it's the double orgasm that you got, Like,
it's just a little bit more. I don't know thorough
as ipost say anything else.

Speaker 2 (06:57):
So would you recommend it for guys gay or straight?

Speaker 10 (07:00):
I would remin I would recommend it for a male
regardless of they're gay or straight, for the reason being
that men themselves have a pleasure point in their ractum
as opposed to females.

Speaker 2 (07:14):
Females don't have that. So I feel like if you're
ladies exactly.

Speaker 10 (07:18):
If you're a male, gay or straight, I still think
it's something that.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
You should prostate stimulation. I don't miss out. I guess
I guess that wasn't more the clips from one of
them is here. It might be this one. Hold on,
he's Polly a Ravenous Bottom.

Speaker 4 (07:31):
Yeah, that's which means he's just.

Speaker 12 (07:32):
Like, I'm so angry, I need something to like suck
my old.

Speaker 2 (07:37):
Okay, that's the full context clip. Alright, that's the full
context c Yeah, yeah, yea yeah, alright, he's Polly a
ravenous bottom.

Speaker 12 (07:46):
All right.

Speaker 2 (07:46):
So that's how you play, Gina. You're good, you are
great at it. But we have the brand new twenty
twenty five edition for Pride Month that'll be coming up
little bit later on this morning here on the Woody Show.
If you want to be playing, or if you want
to be calling in about whatever it is this morning
that you'd like to be a part of. Eight seven
seven forty four, Woody is number to do that, send

(08:07):
us a text over to two to nine eight seven.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Who am I the Woody Shop.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
And we begin another new hour insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. It's a Wednesday morning. It's June the eleventh,
twenty twenty five. Woody great, all right, manas gress right
Sea Bass is here again, Sammy right, Morgan's here taking
your calls. Phones are open at eight seven seven forty four,
Woody send us a text over to two to ninety seven.

(08:36):
Nice old here three one seven, Hi, this is Derek.
Just want to let you guys know you're all doing
a great job. I'm a truck driver, owner, operator, and
you make my day every day. I always have a
good time listening to you. I've been listening to you
for about three years now. Sea Bass weirdly, weird and odd,
but awesome to listen to. Sometimes go cart arts ane.

Speaker 6 (08:58):
That was an almost compliment.

Speaker 2 (09:00):
Three one six. I just roised that Gina looks like
the poster child for all the hot step moms and porn.

Speaker 6 (09:06):
Another sweet almost compliment, girl, I will go thank you.

Speaker 2 (09:10):
An almost compliment I means.

Speaker 6 (09:12):
Great if that's what you're into and I'm into it,
Oh good, thank you you are?

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Yeah wait I think you want to.

Speaker 11 (09:19):
I think porn chicks are hot a step mom.

Speaker 12 (09:23):
Yeah, that was that was the subject.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
I'm talking about.

Speaker 6 (09:27):
It's a compliment if you're into porn. Okay, it's a.

Speaker 2 (09:29):
Big Yeah, that is a big genre. Ye believe you, guys.
Which is which is so weird? Like I don't know,
like what's what the step brother, step sister, step.

Speaker 13 (09:37):
Mother, I've got a theory on this that I haven't
proven yet, but I'm almost one thousand percent sure about this,
all right. And I believe I remember about twenty five
years ago that when internet porn was kind of really
still building, is that the titles would wouldn't say step
they would just say brother sister.

Speaker 2 (09:56):
And I believe it was Florida of all places.

Speaker 13 (09:58):
Yes, that may illegal to even pretend to portray that act,
which is a crime in a lot of places.

Speaker 2 (10:06):
And I think it was not a hot genre at
the time.

Speaker 13 (10:13):
It is eye catching and they want not even you
guys just answered it yes, So it was like it
was getting the numbers.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
I think it was. It was a center porn was
big for a while, pizza delivery to be talking about
pizza delivery going to the a v NS they address
it where apparently they say that we don't know what's
going on, but by definition, every title is step something,
and we just have to do that because that's what
it is.

Speaker 12 (10:34):
The most shocking title, right, it's people to watch it exactly.

Speaker 2 (10:38):
Got a lot of good sexy stuff for you. We
have a round of since it is Pride month, it's
top versatile or ravenous bottom brand new twenty twenty five
round coming up here in a second. By the survey
that came out, eighty one percent of adults, so they
have sexual dreams. Nice adults. I thought that was more
like a every once in a while you might have,
like we're talking about it's pretty rare and asking like,
have you ever had a wet dream?

Speaker 4 (10:59):
Haven't you haven't?

Speaker 2 (11:00):
No, I was a little kid.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
You missed out.

Speaker 2 (11:03):
Yeah, I guess I did. Added to promo missed out
on proms a milestone right to go hand in hand.
Fifty nine percent of that any one of the percent
of the adults experience a happy ending as part of
that dream, and the experts say it's a it's all normal.
It happens during rem sleep, when your heart's racing, your
breathings up, and your body's like, yeah, dude, let's party.

Speaker 1 (11:23):
You know.

Speaker 4 (11:24):
It's so weird how that happens though you're not even
touching anything, You're just thinking.

Speaker 6 (11:29):
About it a powerful thing.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
And it physically manifests that horned up.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
I wish I had it more, but it's very rare.

Speaker 13 (11:35):
Like Greg said, it's rare that I haven't had a
moist dream since I was like eleven, but right, okay.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Moist dream.

Speaker 4 (11:43):
Yeah, I think in my lifetime I've had three, maybe
maybe five.

Speaker 6 (11:47):
Have you had any as an adult?

Speaker 2 (11:49):
I don't think that's not what happens. Yeah, I don't think.
I don't think it's not guys. Right, I don't think
adult dudes, you know, have dream nocturnal emissions. Right, Yeah,
And you think you should have met it more, maybe
didn't bring it back. You can't do that. You can't
train yourself lucid dreaming to what were you talking about?
There was like some guy that you and Greg were
bust up about yesterday.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
He was here.

Speaker 6 (12:10):
I don't know if it was like twenty twenty or
sixty minutes, but that remember that old I don't think
it's that old. That guy that he had some condition
where he couldn't stop hanging orgasms and it was like
ruining his life. And there's like b roll of him
walking next to like I don't know Barbara Wald or
whoever it is, being like so anyway, oh he falls
over onto the grass.

Speaker 12 (12:33):
I've always heard about women, but never a guy in
the situation.

Speaker 4 (12:37):
Yeah, I would love to have that condition for a week,
yeah week, yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
I'd be exhausted after the first day.

Speaker 4 (12:44):
I'll do it for a week. Yeah, do you lose weight?
I wonder, Yeah, but that'd be fun.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
All right, So we have a round. It's a pride
month we have around for the twenty twenty five version
of Top Versil or Ravenous Bottom. This is genus first
foray into our at the beginning of the show this morning,
we did a little practice round and she was really
good at it. I was, yeah, you'll be good on
grinder then. Yeah's let's hear all about this year.

Speaker 12 (13:12):
First of all, he's probably arriving bottom.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
Bottoms nice whenever see best puts together on these AI intros.
He he likes to go the E D M route.
You know, well that is what in this particular case
it really fits.

Speaker 4 (13:33):
I mean, doesn't this make you want to drink and
have sex?

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Makes a feather boa yeah around my neck? All right.

Speaker 12 (13:39):
So the way this game is played is, uh, I
just came up a long time ago.

Speaker 2 (13:43):
You heard that clip.

Speaker 13 (13:43):
He's probably raving his bottom where guys were looking actually
at photos of our old boss Mike the show Killer,
and gays were saying, oh, I could tell just by
looking that guy's are ravving his bottom.

Speaker 2 (13:52):
So we said, well, let's see is this true for
all gays? Can you?

Speaker 13 (13:54):
Can you talk to them, get a sense of who
they are and tell if they're on top, on the bottom,
or in between.

Speaker 4 (13:59):
You can also tell me it was annoying just by
this photo.

Speaker 2 (14:03):
So I went to impressed by the way where we
got that, uh, the clip that we play. All right,
that's not a he's probably is pol bottle.

Speaker 4 (14:10):
That's a human.

Speaker 13 (14:12):
So let's start with our first gentleman at a Pride parade, Joey.

Speaker 2 (14:15):
Okay, so we're gonna hear a little bit about him.
Then we have to try to guess based on what
we hear. Judging a book by its cover, do we
think that Joey here is a top? Is he versatile?
Or is he a pot a rabbitus bottom? Let's find out.
Here's Joey. Can you describe your outfit to day at Pride?

Speaker 8 (14:31):
A white fairy, some white shorts and some sparkly numbers
and a nice little parl top.

Speaker 2 (14:39):
Now you have a choker. What does that say on
your neck? Says nasty? Are you a nasty person? Yes?

Speaker 5 (14:44):
I am?

Speaker 2 (14:45):
What is your type?

Speaker 3 (14:46):
Um?

Speaker 8 (14:47):
Somebody big and strong, that could pick me up, upside
down or just up every way.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
Now, are you top versatile or a rabbitus bottom? I'm
gonna go Usually my default would go to Greg first,
but I'm going right to Gina after what she did
in that impressive uh around the beginning of the show.

Speaker 6 (15:03):
I don't want to get cocky, but I'm pretty sure
he is. He wants to get so cocky as a
ravenous bottom.

Speaker 2 (15:11):
Ravenous bottom. He is, like you said, like a white fairy.
He's got like fake pearls.

Speaker 6 (15:15):
He wants to be manhandled, twink.

Speaker 13 (15:19):
Is he because he wants to get picked I wouldn't
say he's built like a twin. He's probably an average height,
average build. But again, like you said he was, he's
got this choker and that says nasty, like these a
bunch of complicated facial jewelry.

Speaker 2 (15:32):
It's all very Vitoria's secret. But megagay for sure. Bottom,
it could be like you're wearing something that says nasty
like that, but just kind of like a fat guy
named tiny. He's not nasty. He's probably kind of a
prude nasty. Yeah, yeah, very is that right? Oh yeah,
of course I thought Bottom was the dirtier one, like you.

Speaker 11 (15:51):
Know, like just not if you're into like leather daddies.
The bottom is a submissive one, right, Yeah? So what
what makes what makes the top nasty?

Speaker 2 (15:58):
Educate me? Uh? How hard and what they do.

Speaker 4 (16:01):
Right and maybe using more forces just themselves like objects.

Speaker 2 (16:07):
That's right, right?

Speaker 5 (16:11):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (16:12):
Power top before bottom, power bottom power top power bottom.

Speaker 4 (16:16):
We've heard and other things we absolutely kept talk about. So, Greg,
what do you think?

Speaker 2 (16:20):
I'm quite confident rabbit bottom rap his bottom, minutes bottom
all day, Sammy rabbit's bottom. Let's find out, Joey, what
is he?

Speaker 8 (16:28):
Are you top versatile or a rabbit his bottom of
the bottom? What do you love bottoming so much?

Speaker 2 (16:32):
Because it feel so good? What's the first time bottoming light?
I cried? Or both joy and pain? Joy and pain?
The air, it's like sunshine. It's like bottoming really hard.
You know what your streak's alive? Killing it? Top versatile

(16:56):
or ravenous bottom? You like black boots, black shorts show
or it's a puppy hood. Yeah.

Speaker 14 (17:02):
I wanted to be true to myself and be a
pup be a little slutty and embrace sexual liberation here
while still embracing each other and unifying, and.

Speaker 2 (17:12):
Then you have like our children. What's up there?

Speaker 14 (17:14):
Because I'm a Sayanist, I decided to die further into Sayanism,
which helped me discover my entire confidence and sexuality.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
And now I am upon both of.

Speaker 14 (17:25):
Those factors going into my persona as of now being
demo boy.

Speaker 2 (17:29):
What's the difference between a pup and a furry? I
don't know.

Speaker 14 (17:34):
We're both seeing as outcasts, but it's something that we
can also unify as being part of the queer and
LGBT community.

Speaker 2 (17:42):
Are you top versatile or a ravenous spot?

Speaker 5 (17:45):
All?

Speaker 2 (17:45):
Right? There we go found.

Speaker 13 (17:49):
If was gay, that is a guy wearing eyes, you
could probably hear a puppy mask very common. There's a
whole there was a whole portion of this Pride parade
that had puppies and guys because and I asked him this,
why if you knew what a furry was? Because there
were guys with furry heads who.

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Were pure and they were like in like bondage gear. Weird.

Speaker 4 (18:08):
It's like, must be the anomaly.

Speaker 2 (18:10):
Did they get lost on the way to the anime fest? Maybe?
Or it's like furries or a weird sex thing. But
it's like give me a give me a gay version
of bort see when it comes up and there's like
there'd be demon boys, he's.

Speaker 13 (18:26):
Like a support this a pentagram necklace.

Speaker 12 (18:30):
He's you know, yeah, I'm with Saitan.

Speaker 13 (18:34):
Now he's not really doing the the whole move in
a lot of favors. So would you see the pride parade?
Oh a guy dress like a Satan demon puppy in
bondage gear.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
We'll start with a gad croud.

Speaker 6 (18:45):
Okay, if if it wasn't for the puppy mask, I
would say verse. But aren't puppies like they want to
be puppies, so they want to be told what to do?

Speaker 2 (18:55):
That is, yeah, and they like doggy styles.

Speaker 6 (18:58):
Yeah, so I'm gonna go rav be a again.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
Okay, ravenous bottom, Yeah, Greg, agree or disagree?

Speaker 4 (19:05):
I mean I agree with that fine gay detective word,
but I'm gonna go with versatile. Versatile.

Speaker 13 (19:13):
I was thinking top oh really, okay, A lot of
the leather leather daddies.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
Are, but I think, yeah, say neutral gas because I
want to be right? Is versatile?

Speaker 2 (19:22):
Okay? Menace?

Speaker 12 (19:23):
I agree with Sorry Greg, one hundred percent. All right,
this guy's versatile all right.

Speaker 9 (19:28):
I also think versatile because he's talking about experimenting and
sexuality and all this stuff, So I think.

Speaker 2 (19:34):
Versat yeah, because he mentioned things like those are kind
of key ones that stuck out with me. I'm going
I'm going versatile on this. Let's find out it's top
versatile or ravenous bottom? Are you top versatile or a
ravenous bottom?

Speaker 14 (19:45):
I'm a power verse because I can take control either
on top or on bottom. No, I want to be
the one to get off, and then I care enough
to get you off.

Speaker 6 (19:54):
It's great of you, power verse my original guess, But
that puppy mask really of the power verse.

Speaker 12 (20:04):
Like ed M music, the gays, there's so many subgenres
within the desk.

Speaker 13 (20:09):
You know, everything has a different other twink very seams
out there in these streets from Pride Month, the twenty
twenty five edition of Top Versail or Ravenous Bottom.

Speaker 2 (20:21):
And this is Enrique. He's in like a black and silver.

Speaker 13 (20:24):
He's will color coordinated Greg, but of course he does
indeed have a feather boa.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
I'm getting nice here, edatory key.

Speaker 15 (20:31):
My ball, my thigh high socks, my combat booths, my.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
Hat, black shorty shorts and a black flogger right, yes,
and underneath I have a thong. Is that rose wine?

Speaker 5 (20:44):
I know?

Speaker 4 (20:45):
Barefoot?

Speaker 2 (20:46):
You know all the bars are packed, so I.

Speaker 15 (20:48):
Could to get in and get my tequila shot pig moscato.
I went some store and bought some seap barefoot.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
What type of guy do you like?

Speaker 15 (20:55):
I'm into daddy's or young twinks I'm fifty five so
that I'm older or really young.

Speaker 4 (21:02):
I'm very extreme.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
Do you say any of the apps to find men
out there?

Speaker 15 (21:06):
Sniffyes, way faster than grinder and scrub.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
You're on.

Speaker 15 (21:09):
You gotta be ready, there's no time to share pictures,
there's no time to chat.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
You've got it ready, Come over me or let me forget.
Are you top versatile or a ravenous bottom?

Speaker 6 (21:20):
Well, I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
He was saying that as a hypothetic himself.

Speaker 6 (21:26):
Did you say Sniffies.

Speaker 2 (21:27):
Yeah, we've talked about Sniffies before. It is.

Speaker 13 (21:29):
It was originally designed as a website, I believe, for
men to trade used underwear, and it eventually moved into
a something as they do, as they do, and like
you said, it's even it's even less rigamarole or hey,
how you're doing than grinder?

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Okay, it's like.

Speaker 4 (21:47):
Even less than grinders small.

Speaker 13 (21:49):
Talk, which Grinder is like, hey, you're you're in the
same bars. Let's go out back and you have a heartbeat,
You're eighteen feet away.

Speaker 4 (21:54):
From me and you're awake.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
Why, Ginny, you get to go second on this one
because Greg won that last one. Greg, we'll start with you. Well.

Speaker 4 (22:01):
Enrique sounded like the man of my dreams until he
said he was fifty five because he likes the budget alcoholic.
Oh bars, fool, Let's go to the store and get
a cheap bottle of wine.

Speaker 2 (22:09):
He was wearing the little plastic but pig moscato. That's
so gay. Also, you're not in favor of the boa.
I know I'm not, but in Reguez that's a plus. Right,
I'll stick safe and go with versatile. Versatile maybe a
power verse maybe yeah, because he said he's a you know, extreme, I.

Speaker 6 (22:27):
Think we would all be remiss if we didn't say
verse verse.

Speaker 2 (22:30):
Yeah, all right, menace.

Speaker 12 (22:33):
Just from name alone, I'm going bottom bottom.

Speaker 2 (22:36):
Yeah, versatile.

Speaker 9 (22:38):
He sounds so thirsty that he will just take it
anyway he can get it.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
It also sounds a lodge. Just his voice sounds like
big gay ol Oh yeah, he's super when you're gay,
don't you think.

Speaker 4 (22:52):
It's frosty?

Speaker 13 (22:54):
He's a larger guy like that fat he was, but
for fifty five you would know.

Speaker 2 (22:58):
But let's find out in rique. Are your top versatile
or a ravenous bottom? I'm burs I like this? Or
do you have a preparation schedule?

Speaker 4 (23:10):
It's a lot of work.

Speaker 15 (23:11):
If I'm in the bottom, I'd prepare myself ahead of time.
I don't need anything. I just drink prote shakes water
and I say hydrated, and then I'm ready to like. Uh,
that's why I sometimes I prefer to Todd because there's
no work in bold.

Speaker 4 (23:26):
Oh yeah, I mean truer words have never been spoken. People.

Speaker 2 (23:30):
You don't think about that.

Speaker 6 (23:31):
I wonder what?

Speaker 3 (23:31):
Yeah that?

Speaker 6 (23:32):
What's that prep time?

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (23:33):
Well for the kolonoscopies? What twenty four hours?

Speaker 13 (23:35):
Oh right, okay, I would say, you're you're you're anything
in less than twelve you're really playing with fire.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
But he also said he's always you have to be
ready to go, So I guess he has to get
ready to be ready, right.

Speaker 5 (23:48):
You know what I mean?

Speaker 4 (23:49):
You're not ready while you're getting ready, right, So you
gotta get ready, Yeah, exactly to be ready.

Speaker 13 (23:55):
Yeah, I'm poetic and what we talked about this. I
didn't run into any with anybody this year. But there's
one thing where it is we had this before where
guys who aren't either where they are just into the
hands and.

Speaker 12 (24:06):
In the mouth.

Speaker 13 (24:07):
Oh we found that turned out to look at our sides, yes, Greg, Yeah,
because we entered that a couple of years ago.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
Guys said I'm aside actually.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
Right, and we both said what I believe.

Speaker 13 (24:17):
I would be aside because hey, because rules, Hey, Enrique.

Speaker 16 (24:21):
People are dying, children are crying, Politicians are lying too,
cancer is killing Texa, coast is billing. The whole world's
gone to hell.

Speaker 2 (24:34):
But how are you super? Thanks were asking I'll think better,
and I couldn't be better.

Speaker 1 (24:41):
I'm a.

Speaker 5 (24:43):
Cooper.

Speaker 2 (24:44):
Nothing fucked me.

Speaker 16 (24:46):
Everything is super win your don't you think I look
cute in this hat?

Speaker 13 (24:50):
But a lot of cute pets at the Probert A
lot of cute hats, cute everything, of course obviously.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
Well, there's your twenty twenty five edition of Top versaal
or rabbitus Bottom for Pride Month.

Speaker 13 (25:03):
You showed me his snippies profile. It's just him with
his b hole showing you can't und how many numbers
did you get? Oh, you don't get numbers you get you.

Speaker 2 (25:14):
Just don't even mess around. All right, Well, we're gonna
take the break, we'll come back. We have impossible trivia
for today's Pretendo Snitch Too. Yes, it's the gaming system
whose name we're not allowed to even mentioned. Yep, it's illegal.

Speaker 4 (25:31):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
Can't say the name of the company, can't say the
name of the device. But it is the it is
the gaming console. Everybody's trying to win. And you can
win one next with the correct answer to today's impossible
trivia question. When your very owned Pretendo Snitch Too, and

(25:53):
we've got your chance to win. You very much in demand,
very hard to get. Stop myself and group before I
say it, because I want, I want to tell you
of the actual thing, but because of trademark and whatnot,
legal potential legal issues, I can't say the name of it,
even though we've paid for these things just to give

(26:15):
to you. It's the Pretendo Snitch Too, Pretendo because we
can't say the real name, so it's a fake one.
So we're pretending, yeah snitch because somebody in our own
promotions department snitched us out and then made this big thing.
You know, legal department got involved in everything else. So
that's a that's a tribute to them, the pretendo snitch too.

(26:38):
And also because every time we give a name to
that department, this person has to see the name and
follow up on it. And so, hey, you've wont to
pretendo snitch too, knowing they're the snitch. Yeah, so I
kind of love that.

Speaker 4 (26:49):
A right eight?

Speaker 2 (26:51):
What he is the phone number? Impossible? Trivia. I have
a question that shouldn't be that easy. We had one
yesterday was real, pretty difficult first day. Second person got it,
but first person with the right answer will win the
gaming system. And we have today's question. Hey, let me
just go ahead and grab our our first call. Let's
say hi to Caesar. Good morning, Caesar, Caesar, Hey, good morning.

Speaker 16 (27:13):
What do you show?

Speaker 4 (27:13):
Good morning?

Speaker 2 (27:14):
All right? So, Caesar, this item has been left behind
in ubers more than wallets or phones. What is it? Quickly? Three?

Speaker 4 (27:31):
Two?

Speaker 2 (27:32):
Incorrect? I'll give you all day to google if you like,
But I'm hey, Kim, good morning, good morning. Yeah, we're
doing right. So this item has been left behind in
ubers more than wallets or phones. What is it?

Speaker 5 (27:46):
I'm just gonna go ahead say.

Speaker 2 (27:48):
Geez, great guess is it correct? No? Thank you, have
a great day. By Let's go to Nick. Hey, good morning, Nick,
good morning, are doing? Good morning? We're doing great? Impossible trivia.
This item has been left behind in ubers more than
wallets or phones. What is it?

Speaker 5 (28:12):
The jacket?

Speaker 2 (28:14):
Jacket? Another great guest? Another incorrect answer? Are we keeping
track of the yep? The ones that people have said
so far?

Speaker 4 (28:20):
Yep?

Speaker 2 (28:21):
What are the incorrect guestses? So far?

Speaker 4 (28:23):
I D I D jackets and keys?

Speaker 2 (28:26):
Okay, let's go to Sydney. Hey, good morning, Sydney. Good morning,
Hello Sydney. This item has been left behind in ubers
more than wallets or phones. What is it?

Speaker 5 (28:40):
Oh about like a ring?

Speaker 2 (28:41):
A ring? Left the ring behind?

Speaker 4 (28:45):
Yep?

Speaker 2 (28:45):
Not the not the correct answer, but thank you for Colin.
Let's go to Rebecca. Good morning, Rebecca, good morning.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
Good morning.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
All right, so this item has been left behind in
ubers more than wallets or phones. What is it? It's
a weird one underwear under Yeah, and knock one out
in the back of the uber, and then you forget
to bring your underwear with you. That's a great answer.
But ian correct. Thank you so much for calling him.
Appreciate this showy by. Let's go to John Hey, good

(29:17):
morning John, Hey, good morning guys. Hoy John, this item
has been left behind an ubers more than wallets or phones.
What is it?

Speaker 5 (29:27):
I'm gonna go with batmangs.

Speaker 2 (29:29):
Oh that's a that's a brilliant one. Like yeah, not
not the answer we're looking for. Appreciate that. Let's say
hi to Tanya. Hey, good morning Tanya, Anya, good morning.
Impossible trivia trying to win a pretendo snitch to the
question for impossible trivia. This item has been left behind
in ubers more than wallets or phones. What is it?

(29:53):
The babe break guests. That is a great guess and
that is correct.

Speaker 7 (30:00):
Way way yeah, prize job.

Speaker 5 (30:04):
Greg.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
Did you imagine how devastated would you?

Speaker 4 (30:05):
Oh my god, I would have to get another uber
to go to the bait shop.

Speaker 2 (30:08):
Yeah. Well, Tanya, congratulations you are the winner of impossible tributa.

Speaker 5 (30:13):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (30:15):
The pretend no snitch to see that was like I
would ima. First day too quick, the second day too long. Tanya,
today you are perfect just right.

Speaker 5 (30:25):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (30:25):
Well and enjoy and thank you so much for listening
to the only show. We appreciate that.

Speaker 5 (30:30):
I love you guys so much.

Speaker 12 (30:33):
Well, dude, I caught Greg and Vaughan talking about baite
deal today.

Speaker 2 (30:38):
The deal.

Speaker 12 (30:39):
Yeah, they're going back and forth like, Oh, I go
to this spot and I get it for two dollars cheaper.

Speaker 2 (30:44):
Where it's like I'll be there immediately.

Speaker 4 (30:46):
I will go today and buy in bulk.

Speaker 12 (30:48):
Yeah, and they're like, did you hear about this new
babe technology where it's just air.

Speaker 4 (30:52):
Yeah, they're definitely interested in checking that out.

Speaker 2 (30:54):
It was like fifteen minutes. I know, schools all of
the cooteen. I know school's all wrapped up now, but
I was just reading. I'm trying to find the article
here about it. But a lot of schools, now, are
they have vape detectors?

Speaker 5 (31:08):
Right?

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (31:08):
What?

Speaker 2 (31:09):
Yeah? How does that work? I'm telling you, as soon
as I find that stupid thing detector maybe or no,
because they're in the bathroom.

Speaker 4 (31:15):
I guess it detects the vapors or something.

Speaker 12 (31:18):
What's this new vape air thing that you were talking about?

Speaker 4 (31:20):
Apparently it's a nicotine free device that is literally just
water vapor and it has no chemicals, no nicotine, and
it gives you the throahead of vape and or cigarettes.

Speaker 12 (31:34):
But has flavors on it.

Speaker 4 (31:35):
I don't know about that.

Speaker 2 (31:37):
This article it was reported about the CDC and how
they found the number of middle school and high school
kids who used tobacco that's dropped twenty percent in the
last year, like actual cigarette. Yeah, so cigarettes, chewing tobacco,
things ay down, But also what is way down? And
I don't believe it teen vaping. I mean, like every

(31:57):
time I see a group of teenagers out somewhere, yeah,
someone's vapor. I mean it's always been something cigarettes, Yeah,
now vapon. But they say it's down nearly six percent.

Speaker 4 (32:11):
Six yeah something.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
High school middle school students who vape. The number was
also down with those kids schools installing these vape detectors
in the school bathrooms. And the vape company Jewel, is
paying for them. Oh, it's part of their one point
seven billion dollar legal settlement.

Speaker 12 (32:33):
Why did everybody hone in on Jewel?

Speaker 4 (32:34):
It was just Jewel?

Speaker 6 (32:35):
Well, aren't they the most famous? Like they're probably the
most widespread.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
William Morris, There's other tobacco companies, but yeah, Jewel cut
the front of it. The detectors cost about a thousand
bucks each and they send an email or text message
to school officials every time vape smoke vapor vapor is
detected that includes THHC or CBD. They also detect loud
noises that might indicate the kids are fire.

Speaker 4 (33:00):
Yeah, it's almost like a fight detector.

Speaker 2 (33:02):
And they'll go off if someone tries to tamper with them.

Speaker 6 (33:05):
Nark alert.

Speaker 4 (33:06):
Yeah, there's a way to do it. You take a
hitting your vape and you don't really blow it out.
You just kind of breathe normally.

Speaker 6 (33:13):
And dont kids make silencers anymore? When you take the
toilet Oh, we made them all the time. You take
a toilet roll and then you put a fabric softener
over it or you rubber band it and you blow.
You exhale into.

Speaker 11 (33:26):
That really yeah, for cigarettes, for anything and stuff, right,
so you don't smell it, So it goes through the
fabrics off.

Speaker 12 (33:33):
Kids and dorms would do that.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
It goes through like a dryer sheet. I did see
somebody filter. I did see somebody like just in case
you really have to smoke on a flight, Yes, on
an airline. Right, if you go into the bathrooms, you
know the drains in the sink. Yeah, it's almost like
a it uses the outside like it creates a vacuum
for the outside air, using the outside air as you're

(33:57):
going through the I.

Speaker 4 (33:59):
Was like, because you have to push those open, right.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Right, And so what you do is you take a
hit and then you blow the smoke down to that
drain and it's just because it's it's a vacuum, just
sucks it out. Good luck with that, because if you
get busted, I mean that is a federal event.

Speaker 6 (34:14):
They're waiting for you at the airport for sure.

Speaker 2 (34:16):
Yeah, So if you just have to, that might be
the way to try it.

Speaker 12 (34:20):
You just can't handle life because when they.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Said that ago, oh yeah, that makes sense. Not that
I even smoke.

Speaker 4 (34:25):
You know where smoking has not reduced and they smoke constantly.
Whoever's driving in front of me. Seriously, every single day
of the week, I go home and the person in
front of me is smoking.

Speaker 12 (34:35):
Really, I never see anybody.

Speaker 2 (34:37):
I hate the smell of cigar smoke. I love the
smell of pipe.

Speaker 4 (34:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:44):
And I love the smell of cigarettes. Oh, I love it.

Speaker 6 (34:48):
I like it too. And I don't even smoke.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
Wow, Like people talking about, oh disgusting the smell of
cigarets I'm like, I don't know, it's the nostalgia thing.
I guess totally reminds me of my grandparents.

Speaker 12 (35:00):
I'm indifferent. I'm like, I mean, I don't get like
offended by it.

Speaker 2 (35:05):
I'm not gonna love it. Yeah, I'm not gonna get
the Newport Yankee candle. But at the same time, like
if someone's smoking, I'm like, oh, I.

Speaker 11 (35:16):
Was like, oh my god, why I wonder if anybody's
smokes in their own homes.

Speaker 4 (35:23):
Even when I smoked, I not one time, not one
time did I smoke in my home.

Speaker 2 (35:27):
It's funny you say that.

Speaker 9 (35:28):
I saw someone recently smoking in their car with all
the windows up, and I was like, what years.

Speaker 6 (35:33):
That's so fifties, torturing your kids.

Speaker 12 (35:37):
I just watching this thing about how basketball games like that.
If you look at the photos and the seventies, they
look so cool and they look like cinematic because everybody
was smoking during the game. It gave this like, yeah,
like the photographs look so cooler because they have this
like film over the crowd.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
We're gonna take a quick break and then we'll come
back more Woodies show. His next phones open at eight
seven seven forty four. Wooding you can text us this
morning over to two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 5 (36:12):
Back. We'll be back soon. Show.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
Well, I've got an update for you the redneck news
story that we had a couple of weeks ago. The
woman in Ohio who had the pet raccoon. You guys
remember Chewy, Yeah, yeah, and she was uh, she had
the meth pipes in her car, and the raccoon tried
to take a hit off the meth pipe. Remember that.

Speaker 1 (36:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (36:40):
Yeah, And just in case you weren't here for that, yeah,
This was the officer's reaction to when he looked in
the car and saw not only did the raccoon but
also the raccoon trying to take a hit off the
meth pipe.

Speaker 2 (36:52):
The reason I stopped here.

Speaker 18 (36:56):
You were suspended with a warrant for your arrest. And
the raccoon has a her mess fight. That's rights fight.
He's playing with a mes fight right now. There's no
to fuck it, there's no life, all right, all had

(37:16):
enough fun in games.

Speaker 4 (37:18):
You're free to go now a good fuck.

Speaker 2 (37:22):
The update here, While she waits for her day in
court on those felony drug charges, she is living in
a tent with multiple dogs and Chewy, the raccoon. Wildlife
officials want to take Chewie away, but she is refusing
to give him up, swearing that they're going to euthanize him.
How did that not happen already? She says that she
bought him online, but of course lost the paperwork, because

(37:44):
of course she did. And that's what you have, Like
you get your receipt when you buy a raccoon out. Yeah,
the final decision on what happens to Chewi is gonna
come from the Ohio Department of Natural Resources Division of Wildlife.
So she's waiting on the outcome of that, and then
she's also waiting for her court date. Meanwhile, she's living
in a tent with a bunch of dogs and chewing
the raccoon.

Speaker 4 (38:03):
What the hell? Yeah, so go live even though he
had a warrant out for your rat.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
Yeah, that's a that's how it goes, you know. Yeah,
just sit around, you wait, you wait for your court date.
While we're talking about that guy, who's the guy that
got he got busted. He had like screwed over people
out of millions and millions of years old.

Speaker 12 (38:22):
Yeah, the guy the Asiana Airlines, he got their money,
he got the uh sam Bruno, California, the gas explosion.

Speaker 2 (38:31):
He got all their money, so he got like millions
of dollars from people he got found guilty. He's gonna
have like eighty some months or whatever it is in prison, and.

Speaker 4 (38:41):
Uh, he doesn't go in for like another.

Speaker 11 (38:42):
Two months, kind of walking around and ye know what
I mean.

Speaker 2 (38:47):
He's an old dude, so he's shuffling around, is that right? Yeah,
But it's like, why why would we just take him immediately?

Speaker 4 (38:53):
Maybe that's a white collar crime. Remember that Will Ferrell
Kevin Hart movie where he's gonna go to prison and
he's getting the coach train to get hard, Get hard,
thank you. And he wasn't going to go for a
while too, so we had time to get ready.

Speaker 2 (39:05):
I don't know if I'd be able to get hard. Yeah,
in prison you might have to well, I mean you'll
have no too much intimidation, manh Yeah, display dude's just
not doing it for me. It's hard to get.

Speaker 4 (39:18):
It and everybody can watch.

Speaker 2 (39:20):
You know. I had a screenshot of it.

Speaker 8 (39:22):
In my head otherwise known as a memory autographic.

Speaker 2 (39:26):
Man, just before I did, all these screenshots flashed before
mac This is the Woody Show and we began another
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(39:50):
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Genie grad What are the trending news headlines today?

Speaker 6 (40:03):
Protests and chaos continue in Los Angeles. Yesterday, a federal
judge refused to immediately block the deployment of National Guard
troops and the Marines to the city. This means the
federal forces will stay put to protect buildings and back
up ice, at least for now. Meanwhile, the protests have
mostly stayed in downtown LA, with lots of arrests over
the last few days, Tensions still running high. LAPD also

(40:25):
briefly detained a CNN reporter on live TV, and a
couple journalists got hit with rubber bullets while covering all
the chaos, and LA's mayor threw down a curfew for
part of downtown to try to get things under control.
That's an eight pm to six am situation.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
Well, what if you have like a seven to thirty
dinner reservation? Right, you got a seven thirty RESI.

Speaker 4 (40:45):
European about it.

Speaker 2 (40:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (40:49):
Did you guys see the chick get hit with a
rubber bullet?

Speaker 12 (40:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (40:54):
So painful.

Speaker 12 (40:55):
Yeah, the Australian journalists. Yeah, you see the cop just
like I don't know, motion towards her and then shoots.

Speaker 8 (41:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (41:03):
Do you ever get hit with one of those sea
bass I was never never been in that, yeah, but
never buy the professions.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
What's what's the other guns that we had, the Berna, Yeah,
that's a paintball style gun.

Speaker 12 (41:13):
Yeah, but that's a vinyl right, those are not around with.

Speaker 2 (41:18):
Those, not rubber bulls.

Speaker 6 (41:19):
Well, authorities in Washington State believe they may have spotted
that dad who killed his three daughters. He was seen
last night in an area where people hike. The County
Sheriff's office say that says tracking teams, helicopters, canine units
all out there looking for him. He's been missing since
May thirtieth, and that's when he picked up his daughters
for a scheduled visit. Never brought him home. Investigators think

(41:41):
he might be headed north, possibly toward Canada.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
Yeah, so I'm surprised he hasn't killed himself.

Speaker 6 (41:46):
Yeah yeah, I thought that's how.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
It's gonna work. I thought he was gonna be just
turn up dead.

Speaker 6 (41:50):
Well, that's what happened with Gabby Patito's boyfriend that we
were told, right, I found him dead. Well. There was
a shooting in Austria yesterday, a former a school shooting
that as a former student walked into his old high school,
killed nine people, mostly students and a teacher before killing himself.
About a dozen others injured. Two later died at the hospital.

(42:10):
Turns out the shooter had legally bought a pistol and
a shotgun, and cops are now looking into whether bullying
may have played a role in this whole thing. The
attack has been called Austria's deadliest mass shooting in modern history,
and the Austrian government has declared three days of morning
and they're looking into possibly overhauling their pretty relaxed gun laws.
But again, this was a former student and they're looking

(42:31):
into bullying. So I don't know.

Speaker 2 (42:33):
How bad does the beef have to be?

Speaker 6 (42:34):
Right, He's not even a current student.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (42:37):
I did see a video. There's a thing that this
company's trying to sell to schools where it's two walls
in the corner of a classroom, right, but they're on
this system and the track right like a Hinge system,
you see it. Yeah, and the teacher, like just one
single adult can grab it by the corner and so
that the corner is basically like whiteboards. So in the

(42:59):
meantime you can use as just in the corner, and
then just a single teacher by themselves can take the
coin and pull it out. It becomes a safe room. Wow,
you can lock everybody in. And I thought, man, cool
but sad, but sad, right, the same reaction said that
is so frigging sad. Like it's gotten to that where, oh, yeah,

(43:21):
you know, like we're thinking about like, okay, well, if
the same way you prepare for a fire, which is
so much more common. It's so common that we're preparing
for these things the way that we prepare for fire normal.

Speaker 4 (43:32):
It's cool, But couldn't they also just take the existing
doors and reinforce them somehow like a vault?

Speaker 6 (43:39):
Yeah, maybe true, it'd be more expensive. And then remember
when everyone was going around being like, oh, kids want
to be cats. There's kitty litter in the classroom, and
everybody wants to be a cat. And that was like
the whole thing. What I had read after that was
they did start keeping litter in the classroom.

Speaker 2 (43:55):
That was true.

Speaker 6 (43:55):
It's for emergencies like this when they're in a lockdown
and somebody has to go to the bathroom and they
don't have another choice.

Speaker 2 (44:01):
That's the answer. I don't, I don't.

Speaker 5 (44:04):
I don't know that.

Speaker 6 (44:05):
That's people said a teacher.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
I don't believe.

Speaker 6 (44:10):
I'm a teacher, and this is in our like emergency
tub that we're now keep in the classroom.

Speaker 2 (44:15):
There's there, you know, the gatorade bombs, like the the
urine bombs and truckers will you know, trucker bombs, will
pio gatorade bottle throat out the window.

Speaker 6 (44:24):
As a girl.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
There there are other there are other ones now like
people use for road trips. Were basically it's a bag
and inside the bag is like this, uh, you know,
not a kitty litter, but but it basically will take
like when you pee into it. It's that sort of thing.

Speaker 6 (44:38):
Yeah, right, Like I think the schools are paying for
the good stuff, not just here's a toba.

Speaker 2 (44:42):
You think they're going on there and getting kitty litter.

Speaker 6 (44:44):
I don't know, but that's I'm telling you the case.

Speaker 12 (44:47):
It was.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
No, it was a case in the in the room
during an active shooting and someone needs to pee.

Speaker 6 (44:51):
They get these buckets. Apparently these emergency bugs has all
kinds of stuff in it, and apparently that was one
of the ices. That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (44:58):
Yeah, would you use that crap? They would use someone puke.

Speaker 11 (45:01):
That exactly for hamsters?

Speaker 6 (45:06):
Yeah right, and that's what's going on with you.

Speaker 2 (45:09):
You have a hamster.

Speaker 4 (45:10):
Yeah, yeah, it was.

Speaker 6 (45:11):
Fun at the time. A few months I had.

Speaker 2 (45:13):
They're so cute, got one of those balls and it
would run around the house, which apparently that's that's not nice.
Those are really Yeah, I saw something about too small. Yeah, yeah,
I regret. Yeah, ago, like they don't think Apparently they
don't think they're fun, which is why they keep turning
in there. Because I remember with the hamster and the
hamster ball, I would run around and like it would

(45:35):
start pooping in there, and so you hear like the
thing moving around, but like bingo balls, except turds.

Speaker 12 (45:43):
I did on the hamster survey. They said they didn't
like it, Like, how did they know?

Speaker 2 (45:48):
How do they know anything about what animals like or
dog what they see or don't. But the worst part
was cleaning the hamster cage. I hate that was like
the chore as the kid you had the man pellets all.

Speaker 4 (46:01):
I own an apology to my hamster, Lucky for putting
him in the ball or lucky right?

Speaker 2 (46:08):
Yeah, eight seven seven four Woodie, you can send us
a text over to two to nine eight seven.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
Show.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
There's a a woman in Houston, Texas. I guess her
name is not important, cares. She posted a video on
social media. She's a mom, and she's one of these
women who act like they're so put out and that
sex with their husband is such a chore and a privilege. Man,
They're so lucky. That's what Greg says all the time

(46:45):
about like.

Speaker 4 (46:46):
It's so rare for straight couples to have sex. Oh,
it's my birthday, I might be getting somebody wow, because.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
There are a lot of wives who act as if
it's like some kind of like they do act like
it's true. So and this woman's video, she lays out
what she calls even setting it's annoying. She calls it
her mom Libido formula. Okay, and here she is to
explain it.

Speaker 16 (47:09):
Welcome to mom Libido one on one.

Speaker 6 (47:11):
Here's the basics of the formula. The amount she slept
last night plaust.

Speaker 19 (47:15):
How much food she's eaten today sitting down times the
amount of help her partner gave her, divided by the
annoying comments minus the number of times she was touched
by her children today.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
So let's run through.

Speaker 6 (47:26):
An example, shall we.

Speaker 19 (47:27):
Let's see Mom got eight hours of sleep last night,
ate three full meals. Her partner did pick up Anne
bast time, but he was really an annoying twice. Then we
have to subtract by the one thousand times that she
was touched today. Does anyone know what? The answer is?

Speaker 2 (47:41):
Not of chance? So what do psychologists say their advice
for this chick and anyone else out there? Going you
go girl?

Speaker 4 (47:52):
Of course?

Speaker 2 (47:53):
Well there are a lot of that in the comments.
You know, I love the comments. Yeah, their advice don't
be a condescending douche if the spark is dead, starts
scheduling when you have sex.

Speaker 4 (48:04):
Was Greg also hates. I can't stand that it's so
un sexy.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
But sometimes you gotta do what you guys do. But
I have another formula and I work this out and
let's see what you guys think about this. This is
for all the ladies out there who would agree or
subscribe to this check. You take the number of occasions
that she downplays or dismisses everything that you contribute to
the household. You multiply that by the number of I'm
too tireds per week. Yeah plus I'm sorry. You divide

(48:31):
that with her making zero effort toward intimacy plus the
number of times that she acts like sex is at
chore and tries to make you feel like you're just
lucky to be there. And if we total a lot
of it equals husband eventually cheats and gets what he
wants somewhere else, while the bitchy ice queen soon to
be ex wife ugly cries to her girlfriends and swears

(48:54):
that cheated everything right. I am not for cheaters. I
am not sounds like you are. But if you are,
if you are one of those people, you get what
you get. I'm not saying the person shouldn't say you
know what, this isn't working and get out of the first. However,
if you end up getting cheated on because you have
this type of ice queen mentality, well.

Speaker 4 (49:15):
That sounds kind of pro cheater.

Speaker 2 (49:16):
Would you really does.

Speaker 4 (49:18):
Ifause you're saying, if you get denied what you're looking for,
it will result in cheating.

Speaker 2 (49:22):
Yeah, eventually, I can understand. It wouldn't be my move.
I would cut bait and I get out.

Speaker 6 (49:27):
You're victim blaming.

Speaker 2 (49:29):
I would, I would get out. There's no victim. There's
no victim there because you created your situation. Trying to
say is don't be shocked exactly sounds like he's gonna
get his keys and scratch up the side of her standing. Yeah,
I'm gonna put that Stanley mugg. I'm gonna put that
Stanley mug in the dishwasher. You'll see.

Speaker 5 (49:51):
Washer.

Speaker 6 (49:52):
To find a happy medium and just like spice things up,
like just don't do it the same every time, you know,
Like that, I'm saying, this is a this is a
two way street, like I don't want try something different.

Speaker 2 (50:05):
And again I understand that not everybody's in the mood
all the time, but there is something about I don't
know how better to describe it other than there is
some kind of like I don't know, weird pride almost,
it seems in being a woman like that saying like
a video, yeah, like, oh my god, my husband just

(50:28):
wants to have sex with me, and like, oh like
I like, I can't, I can't to. It was weird
to say.

Speaker 9 (50:35):
And he was annoying two times. Okay, how many times
were you annoying? I mean everyone's annoying almost all the time.

Speaker 12 (50:43):
Yeah, Kiser and Tom's girl was just kind of talking
about this kind of stuff, and he says, it's pretty
much American women to act this way.

Speaker 2 (50:49):
Yeah, like, oh my god, I am this superior person
and I don't ever have any kind of interest or
needs in that department. And if anything, this is such
a charitable act. Look at what a great person I am.
But it can't it sucks this much.

Speaker 6 (51:05):
Yeah, it can go both ways. Put out more ladies
and get better at it. Guys like, what if he's
just always the two pump chump?

Speaker 2 (51:13):
Agree?

Speaker 12 (51:13):
Yeah, better get better?

Speaker 6 (51:16):
He can't learn.

Speaker 13 (51:18):
That's an interesting hypothetical, But that was not in her
list of things.

Speaker 6 (51:20):
I know, well she's a rag, but I'm just saying
in general.

Speaker 2 (51:24):
Yeah, how much you got eight hours of sleep. Good
for you.

Speaker 4 (51:26):
That's amazing.

Speaker 2 (51:27):
You're a busy mom and you got eight hours of sleep.

Speaker 4 (51:32):
Remember the last It's not a competition. You're two grown adults.
If you're in the mood, do it. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (51:39):
So you never say like, hey, tonight's the night.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
No, I don't like.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
I mean, it's assumed, like if it's a vacation, you're
in a hotel or whatever, it's assumed it'll happen every night.
I say, probably.

Speaker 2 (51:53):
But there are conversations that have like, oh my god,
when's the last time we did it? And you have
to both sit there and think, like, I don't know
when it was that two weeks? All right, well, so
and so's got this going to active kid activity, kid
activity tonight blah blah blah blah tomorrow. Right, you start like, hey,
let's tomorrow. Negotiat it, like like, we will have an opportunity,

(52:16):
let's both be conscious of the opportunity.

Speaker 4 (52:18):
And why not do it right then during the conversation,
because you probably are.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
Right in the middle of something making lunch. What do
you call it? The two ships crop passing night?

Speaker 6 (52:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Yeah, is one person's off to do this thing and
the other person's off to take the other one to
this thing.

Speaker 6 (52:32):
Yeah, you're probably texting each other that conversation.

Speaker 4 (52:34):
Then you get the kid an uber, Yeah, and you
skipped the sandwiches.

Speaker 1 (52:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:38):
And I would never I would never allow it in
my house, Like I would never allow myself to be
treated that way. Whereas if, like you're one of the kids,
and we have friends who will treat their husband from
time to time and talk to them in front of
other people as if they are a child.

Speaker 5 (52:54):
They're not.

Speaker 2 (52:55):
They're a grown ass person the same way, it would
be demeaning and really issue of them to do that
to you.

Speaker 6 (53:01):
Quite honey, men are talking.

Speaker 2 (53:03):
She would never do that, you imagine, like maybe back
in the fifties, but like now, and that seems to
be more acceptable where it's cool to treat your stupid
husband like one of the kids.

Speaker 6 (53:14):
But who would allow himself to be treated that way.

Speaker 2 (53:16):
That's my question. And they're all libidos there, and there
are some guys who responses okay, honey.

Speaker 6 (53:22):
Yeah, and then you don't want to have sex with
that guy, like.

Speaker 13 (53:28):
No, no, this is a negative feedback loop. She becomes
less attractive by what she's doing. You're becoming less attractive
by allowing her to do that.

Speaker 2 (53:35):
Yeah, and by the way, this chick in his video
not that hot. Let me see this suitor twitch.

Speaker 4 (53:39):
You're inherently creepy because she's not that great making him
like a child.

Speaker 2 (53:44):
She called him her his per partner.

Speaker 12 (53:45):
Never one.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
Can we get rid of that word too?

Speaker 5 (53:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (53:47):
Yeah, your boyfriend, you're a girlfriend or your wife. We
already have words for this.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
Accountant doesn't like new words correct correct, so clinical and
stupid and not accurate.

Speaker 4 (54:01):
Yeah, but boyfriend, I don't use the term boyfriend for
an unmarried man.

Speaker 6 (54:06):
Sea best. Don't you think it's more appropriate for a
same sex couple to say partner? Because I think that's how.

Speaker 4 (54:11):
It's that's our different boyfriend.

Speaker 13 (54:13):
That's what I'm saying, is that that the heteros have
adopted that that that's terminology needlessly.

Speaker 4 (54:18):
So okay, well then I support what you're saying in
the hetero part.

Speaker 2 (54:21):
Okay, So see you're saying for the humus it's still
it's still acceptable.

Speaker 13 (54:25):
But right for that lady who she's had kids with
a man, he's either her boyfriend or her husband, one
of the two.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
Baby Daddy eight seven four Wooding, you can send us
a text over to two to nine eighty seven more
Woody Show. Next, my a urinal urinal Everyone in this
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Do you want to oil them down? Sunning their buttholes?

Speaker 5 (54:47):
Wow?

Speaker 6 (54:47):
But chugging the sun?

Speaker 5 (54:49):
Wow, we're not pretty.

Speaker 2 (54:49):
Much all deficient. Indeed, sorry, I'm a little selves. Are
you down the d or not?

Speaker 1 (54:54):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (54:54):
Give it to me all day long.

Speaker 2 (54:58):
The Woody Show. So he said to how Menace gits
on these tears and we're currently on a Lego focus. Yeah,
And so yesterday Menace went to multiple targets I did
to find a Lego set one which one? Are you
looking for this one? Okay?

Speaker 12 (55:17):
So I told you I I I'm on a binge
of this this one set that has ten different cars, right,
all F one F one cars, And I just like, oh,
I want to do this one car next. And then
so I go to the store. They don't have that
certain car, even though there's like four other ones I
could do that are available there. But I'm like, no,

(55:38):
I want to do this certain one and they didn't
have it. So I went to the to the next
target and I found it. But while I was in line,
I heard these other guys talking about Legos too, and
they're in their like mid twenties, and they're like, oh, dude,
she's like really into Legos. So I like, find the
right set, you know, want to go over to her house.

(56:00):
So he was like with his buddy talking about the
right Lego set to make, you know, to set the mood.

Speaker 6 (56:06):
Apparently, is this like adult coloring books or I think
it's the new puzzles okay that I buy?

Speaker 2 (56:13):
Yea, I saw there are Lego sets that look like
flower bouquets.

Speaker 6 (56:17):
Oh yeah, there's a whole while of that stuff, and
it says like eighteen and not, like yes, kids shouldn't
even attempt this.

Speaker 12 (56:23):
So what I noticed when I went to Target, there
was like one one aisle that's like kind of like
the kids asle of Legos, and the other.

Speaker 2 (56:32):
Aisle is the adult adult two fifty bucks.

Speaker 12 (56:36):
They're crazy, I'm sticking to the thirty dollars ones. There
are ones that are like two fifty and that I
would love to build, but I'd spend two hundred and fifty.

Speaker 2 (56:45):
So he caught him a Lego thing, which is also
tied into the f one obsession. Yeah, that he's got going,
which is a relatively new thing.

Speaker 4 (56:51):
Yeah, the one that's quite new.

Speaker 12 (56:53):
Year and a half, Yeah, I got long, I would
say the last six months.

Speaker 4 (56:57):
Yeah, I made sure.

Speaker 2 (56:58):
I mean that you're talking about it all. Yeah, we
talked about a lot so much this year with F one.
You got F one the movie coming out. Uh, there's
a lot of new series that are available on Netflix.
You have F one Academy and just like, there's way
more content than before. Well, the dorkiest text of the
morning comes from the five O three. There is no s.

(57:20):
It's just lego, my bad dog. Let me thank you
for being I'm all for being punctilious. But that's that's
a new one for me. Medice is one step away
from being on my strange addiction. He's gonna be like
in love with He's gonna be rubbing his penises on him.

(57:42):
So I haven't even built.

Speaker 12 (57:44):
I haven't even even built the new one yet, and
I'm already thinking about the next one and the next one.
I'm like, I haven't even seen that one in stores,
Like where am I even gonna get it?

Speaker 2 (57:52):
And as read in the Father's Day, A good time
to bring that up. Remember the old clip the vintage
clip from My Strange Addiction, The guy who had to
tell his dad that he's having sex with his car.

Speaker 20 (58:00):
Yeah, that's something pretty important. I want to talk to
you about them, all right. I'm just gonna come out
and say it. I guess I'm in an intimate relationship
with Chase sexually and emotionally. You're in an intimate relationship
with your car?

Speaker 5 (58:18):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (58:19):
And sexually with your car? Yes, it's your car. Yes?
How does how does that work? How can you have
sex with a car?

Speaker 20 (58:28):
Mainly it's just a lot of just rubbing up against him?

Speaker 4 (58:33):
Okay? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (58:36):
And Greg, how would you handle this with take that
to the grave?

Speaker 4 (58:38):
And as the father selling him right then and there.

Speaker 2 (58:42):
Yeah, not for the gay part of it, because he said,
it's the chases a boy. It's a boy.

Speaker 12 (58:48):
That's the problem.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
How backwards and redneck would be if the father is like, wait,
hold on a second, let me get something straight. The
car is a boy and.

Speaker 8 (59:02):
In the meantime have an existential crisis to The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
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We got the Sammy Morgan's here. Phones are up in
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(59:30):
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He's got a syndicated show that airs on radio stations
across the country. It's called rich on Tech. It is
which is also where you can find him on social
media at rich on Tech. But like that, he's, uh,
he's the guy that breaks it down for the average person.

(59:53):
What they call it consumer tech, Yeah, the common man. Yeah,
the just like stuff that you can actually use. And
he was just talking about something of the day, and
I'll bring it up to him because I'm all about I
think it's really cool. Okay, I think you're gonna like
it too, So rich on Tech he will join us
this hour a story for for Sammy the nerdiest turf
war every Michaels has scooped up all of Joanne's private

(01:00:16):
label brands. Damn so excited. So this includes big twist yarn.

Speaker 9 (01:00:22):
Right, yes, because Michaels didn't have that. There's different brands
and Joe Aann's had big twist which, by the way,
is great.

Speaker 6 (01:00:27):
It's very soft.

Speaker 2 (01:00:27):
It's good.

Speaker 9 (01:00:28):
Anyways, Yes, I love.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
And other product lines like Twinkle Posh and Baby Bear.
They didn't say how much they pay, but they're relaunching
those brands online and in store later on this year now,
Joanne fans. There's even a welcome page like they're fleeing
refugees somehow. Michaels, they're adding over six hundred new sewing
and fabric.

Speaker 9 (01:00:48):
Guy right, No, so Michael has never had fabric and
sewing machines like that, but I mean the little ones,
but not really and they don't carry fabric so now,
and that was.

Speaker 6 (01:00:57):
Going to be the biggest issue with big and Michaels
is picking up.

Speaker 9 (01:01:03):
But it's like and Michael's, by the way, is packed
now that Joys is closed.

Speaker 2 (01:01:06):
So I'm so glad's poppen. I mean, the news just
dominated by Riot and Michael's.

Speaker 4 (01:01:14):
Have you ever been to a fabric store?

Speaker 2 (01:01:16):
I spent a lot of my childhood so boring? Yeah,
super sucked. By the way, in the article here they
mentioned searches for fabric and sewing are up nearly eighty percent.
So where do you get it? I don't know.

Speaker 9 (01:01:30):
I mean, well, you just have to go to Amazon
and other stuff, but ordering it online is not the
same and you can't feel tell the colors and stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:01:36):
It can be ready to get it a market, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:01:38):
Or you can just buy you know, clothes.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
There was on the weight list, on the weightlist, on
the weight loss thing. There's just a story I saw
this morning about how they did some more independent studies.
And I believe this as someone who's been on either
will GOVI or zep bound. Yeah, I both. I think
the I think the claims of how much weight you
lose are overblown because I'll there's they're saying, it's you

(01:02:03):
lose way less than what is being advertised. Like so
the companies who are behind these things, they're they're promoting
certain whatever percentage percent in so many months or whatever,
right exactly, but the actual amount of weight that people
are losing based on an independence so completely free and
clear of you know, whoever's making it, Eli, Lilly or
I forget the other company. But it makes like, well,

(01:02:24):
goov but not that it can't work it and it does.
I just don't think. I just don't think and I
haven't found you know that it does everything that people
claim it does well.

Speaker 12 (01:02:37):
For all meditation, right I've found I mean I'm teams
I'm team zet bound all day, every day, right or died.
But the I've heard with like wagov and what's the
original one that the people that I've talked to you
they've lost max like thirty something pounds and that's it, right,
But do ze bound people ze fandom on jar So

(01:03:00):
there's ozempig is.

Speaker 2 (01:03:02):
The diabetes branded one, and then will Govi is just
a straight weight loss version of that. Then over here
you got the Trzepetite whatever. Yeah, then that's bound Monjaro
is for diabetes and the zep bound is just for
fat asses like myself, which is why I'm on that
one because I don't have diabetes.

Speaker 4 (01:03:23):
Correct me if I'm wrong, But didn't they kind of
just move towards they're all for weight loss now? Like
remember how it was kind of taboo back in the
day if you got ozempic but you didn't have diabetes,
how dare you do this? But aren't they?

Speaker 6 (01:03:39):
I think they're dealing with the FDA with that.

Speaker 13 (01:03:42):
But I think I think what Grey's saying is they've
kind of gone through that process to the point where
it is now fully just on label as weight loss.

Speaker 2 (01:03:49):
Right, people, we're using the most off label, Like ozempi
was being used off label for weight loss because it
was for diabetes exactly in order to whatever get and
there was you had to have either yeah, whatever your
blood work came back, it had to be at this
or higher.

Speaker 12 (01:04:03):
But now there's these options where you can have a
z that bound where it doesn't even involve the diabete diabetes.

Speaker 2 (01:04:09):
Now here's where I'm going with this. Some guys and
you might have heard about this, I have been noticing
that their penises seem to be getting bigger after using
ozempic specifically, they say, now that's a.

Speaker 6 (01:04:21):
Seller, and it's not just because your belly is getting smaller,
So it's optical illusion.

Speaker 2 (01:04:26):
Here's what I say. Some men say they've gained about
an inch or even more, but it's not just because
they've lost weight. Instead, they're thinking it's a combo of
better blood flow and losing some of your like you know,
pube mound that fat around your pubic area. Of course,
not official measurements might not be totally consistent because they're

(01:04:46):
self reported ozemptic. It is how they can remarket it
I guess I say.

Speaker 12 (01:04:52):
That Teams Bound.

Speaker 2 (01:04:59):
James talked about like o zempic ass. You've heard about
ozempic face.

Speaker 6 (01:05:04):
Which I'll be fine with.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
What the other one is, I don't know, because it
seems like every other down or something new. Oh yeah,
there was with Goovie Wiener, Yeah, Magobe Wiener Wiener.

Speaker 6 (01:05:13):
But you're right. It says the average person on like
we go of your ozempic loses twelve to fifteen percent
of their body weight, enters appetite fifteen to twenty two percent.

Speaker 2 (01:05:22):
Yeah, and it also depends on something else, like trying that.

Speaker 4 (01:05:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:05:26):
No, that depends on how overweight you were to begin with. Yeah,
you're obviously drop pounds, right, Yeah, because they'll say, like, oh,
there's somebody who needs to lose you know, maybe fifteen
pounds total, and they're going off the percentage that you'll
lose based on somebody who you know lost you know,
they had they were three hundred and fifty pounds right, right,

(01:05:49):
and had to lose a lot more weight. Yeah, plus
saying well, the average person loses x number of pounds
in the first six months. Okay, Well that was the
person who was three hundred and fifty pounds. Yeah, makes sense,
still losing and for.

Speaker 4 (01:06:00):
Those people you plateau so you want to lose forty pounds,
you get that thirty pound loss and then those last
ten are so difficult.

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
Greg, let me ask you this. Do you care because
they also warn quote unquote like when you're on these things,
like I was told about it too, like it's really
important that you do some kind of like weight training
while you're doing it, and also eat a very high
protein diet because like you'll lose a lot of muscle,
so like part of your weight loss will be muscle.

Speaker 4 (01:06:23):
I go, I care about that. What does that scale say?
I care about the number on the scale and the esthetics.
How do my clothes fit? Yeah, muscle mask, Yeah it
matters not but really, I mean I care. But at
the same time, I'm like, yeah, do it what I trade.
I care to function, But I also don't care about
the actual internal muscle mass BMI. All that stuff by

(01:06:45):
BMI could be eighty five percent. I wouldn't care.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
I want to be under two hundred pounds.

Speaker 4 (01:06:49):
What does it look like?

Speaker 2 (01:06:50):
I did see there was a woman she was showing
off these pants that she wears and she had. I
think she had weight loss surgery, and then she was
also using like a one of these medications.

Speaker 6 (01:07:02):
Yeah, she was all skin. That's a tough thing. You
Usually you want to schedule your like bariatric surgery and
your skin removal surgery.

Speaker 12 (01:07:11):
Different.

Speaker 2 (01:07:12):
If she had the skin removal surgery, she'd probably lose
ninety pounds of skin. I say, I can't imagine. I
can't imagine how big she was because I didn't see
it before picture. I just saw it after.

Speaker 6 (01:07:21):
She was like tuck her skin into her pants.

Speaker 2 (01:07:24):
Oh yeah, she has to like kind of use it
to hold herself together, because I mean, it's all I mean.

Speaker 12 (01:07:28):
I was going to talk about this during entertainment, but
I'll just talk about now since we're talking about it.
But the one thousand pounds sisters, dude, Tammy, So she's
down five hundred pounds after weight loss surgery and so
she just had to have skin removal. How jous are you?

Speaker 4 (01:07:42):
Greg?

Speaker 12 (01:07:42):
She had the neck lift and then so this neck
lift and her arms was fifteen pounds?

Speaker 5 (01:07:49):
Was skin?

Speaker 6 (01:07:50):
Was she the one that had a fat fore?

Speaker 5 (01:07:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
Not no more.

Speaker 6 (01:07:53):
That was crazy, like nowhere else to go?

Speaker 2 (01:07:56):
All gone? Now went to her forehead on the text
are six to six Say what do you showed? So
what do you guys think about that? Face side effect
for people's on the weight loss drugs, that's what happened.
If you lose weight rapidly, you're gonna be anywhere.

Speaker 12 (01:08:09):
Yeah, it's gonna sink.

Speaker 4 (01:08:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:11):
Yeah, you tend to lose it in your face or
first I should.

Speaker 6 (01:08:13):
Say, you get that deflated look. But I am cool
with it.

Speaker 2 (01:08:18):
You're so gaunt, I mean.

Speaker 4 (01:08:19):
Gone, that's the word. I was looking gaunt. How is
it different than just losing weight?

Speaker 12 (01:08:23):
It's easy the only.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
Things because if it looks faster, it.

Speaker 6 (01:08:26):
Doesn't matter how you do it. But if you lose
it quickly, you it'll kind of it can show up
in your face.

Speaker 4 (01:08:30):
Especially if you're fantastic.

Speaker 2 (01:08:32):
Yeah, you'll lose you'll lose weight in your face, but
then you'll have some sag, extra sag because you're especially
if you get older, the skin is not as elastic
or whatever to it, and it doesn't when you're losing
weight slower, you'll lose weight in your face, but it'll
be slow enough to where your skin can kind of
catch up. Oh I seriously a bit And so yeah,
you don't end up looking, you know, like half inflated.

Speaker 5 (01:08:53):
And.

Speaker 6 (01:08:55):
Well, we're getting the fat pads out of their cheeks,
the buckle fat removed, all the hot you know, like
the celebrities all of a sudden look like they're like
all sucked in, like share. Yeah, and between that and
the weight loss drugs, they're just gonna look like crip
keepers in like three years.

Speaker 2 (01:09:10):
Well what do you want?

Speaker 12 (01:09:11):
It's fat as hell or saggy face. I don't know,
but you know diarly or yeah or saggy face?

Speaker 2 (01:09:20):
Eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 5 (01:09:21):
What he is?

Speaker 2 (01:09:22):
The phone number if you're calling in today, great, we'd
love to hear from you. As always, you can send
us your text over to two to nine eight seven.
So he said, I lost a little over forty pounds.
Hell yeah, but I've noticed that anytime I have alcohol
it doesn't work. Like yeah, I've heard about that too,
the alcohol or the weight loss.

Speaker 4 (01:09:39):
Or lost a little over forty pounds, because people have
said anytime I have alcohol, it does not But yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:09:44):
The medications that that there's trials about using it for addiction,
for gambling, for alcohol, that kind of thing. So is
it just not as fun? Is the alcohol not kicking
in like it used to.

Speaker 2 (01:09:56):
It's interesting, yeah, or does have an effect where whatever
it doing, because what it is is an appetite s
present basically, you know. So it just makes you feel full longer.
You know, you're not eating as much, therefore you're losing
the weight. It's not like eating a bunch of fat. Right,
It's not dissolving fat. It's not doing anything like that.

Speaker 4 (01:10:14):
It's just making you eat less.

Speaker 2 (01:10:15):
Yeah, just making less of a pig.

Speaker 6 (01:10:17):
But it does kind of tamp down it for me anyway,
like the reward the reward center for food, I'm like
I'm good instead of.

Speaker 1 (01:10:24):
Like I need it.

Speaker 6 (01:10:25):
I've found that way with addiction, not.

Speaker 2 (01:10:27):
With Goby, but with the with the zep bound I
have found that once I have a certain amount, like
I'm good and to the point where it's like, man,
if I have another bite, I'm gonna bar.

Speaker 6 (01:10:36):
That's what I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
Yeah, and you haven't even eaten that much. It's like
half a burger. I go, who am? I don't even
know who I am?

Speaker 12 (01:10:42):
It used to be fun and cool.

Speaker 4 (01:10:44):
I'm getting said anything anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
I'm getting to know from Sammy the rich On tech
is available and ready to check the Woody Show. All right,
Welcome back everybody. Yeah, it is the Woody Show, you know,
and time to talk some tech text let me bring
him up. But we're having how ironic that we're having

(01:11:07):
We're having technical issues with the tech segment and the
tech guy of all people to have a tech issue.
What is going on?

Speaker 4 (01:11:14):
Old school there's a rich on tech.

Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
Everybody on the phone, rich on old school time.

Speaker 4 (01:11:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:11:20):
I don't know what it is. I'm here in Silicon
Valley and in the one spot in the world where
there is no coverage whatsoever, so I just can't get
a signal out of here. For some reason.

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
It's crazing the whole weekend.

Speaker 5 (01:11:31):
I'll tell you that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:32):
I'm gonna I'm gonna help you out. There's a thing
it's called it's really cool. It's internet anywhere you want.
It's called starlink. Yesk yeah, And I.

Speaker 5 (01:11:42):
Have not heard of it. I'm going to look into it.
I'll put it on my bookmark.

Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
You are link. And then one I have is a mobile,
one Starlink mobile and like it just goes right in
your backpack.

Speaker 6 (01:11:53):
Take it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
And for a tech guy who's always on the move,
I wouldn't rely on anybody else's stuff. Yeah, just a protest.

Speaker 5 (01:12:00):
I'm gonna I'm gonna look into this. I don't know
if I believe that you could get Internet from the stars.

Speaker 2 (01:12:05):
But right anyway, So it's Rich timer are Rich on Tech.
He is the tech reporter for KTLA Television in Los Angeles.
He's got his own syndicated radio show. It's called Rich
on Tech Noice. That's where you can also find him
on social media. And yes, Rich is in Silicon Valley
for the big Apple thing. It's the Apple Worldwide Developers Conference.

Speaker 12 (01:12:27):
Yeah, and Rich, why should I be excited about this?

Speaker 5 (01:12:30):
That's a great question. I'm not sure you need to be.
I mean, look, I think that Apple is this bohemos.
They've got, you know, a billion phones out there that
people are using, and so they have to move very
slow and methodically. And they had their big announcement on
stage where they showed off all the new features coming
to the iPhone and other Apple products, and I can

(01:12:52):
get into that. None of it was like, oh my gosh,
this is the most exciting thing ever. And if you're
an Android user, I know you're sitting there going We've
had this for years of the features they mentioned, but look,
the iPhone is getting a whole new look. They call
it liquid Glass, and I got a little demo yesterday,
and yeah, you know, it looks and feels now like

(01:13:13):
the software on the screen is like almost think panes
of glass, little bubbles of water on glass. Everything is clear, translucent,
glowing and colorful. And so that's the big kind of
update from Apple that they changed the way the iPhone
software looks for the first ten years. And by the way,
it's going to make its way to the iPad, also

(01:13:35):
to the Mac computers, and everything is going to be
called twenty six next year or this year, I guess
in September. So now it's going to be iOS twenty six,
iPad os twenty six, Watch os twenty six, kind of
like the way they named cars.

Speaker 2 (01:13:48):
Yeah, I did see one feature that I thought was
kind of cool. I've never been an Android guys. I
don't know, they probably had this already, but the thing
where if you're waiting on hold for a company, know,
like where they put the whole music on and you wait,
And I feel like there's been a lot of that
recently where I've been on for twenty minutes. Yeah, and
they don't. They don't give you that whole thing of like, hey,
we'll save your line or your spot on line, we'll

(01:14:10):
give you a call back when it's your turn. I
feel like I just on this endless hold. And there's
a new feature with the Apple stuff where it'll wait
for you really and then let you know when the
person is there and ready to talk to you.

Speaker 4 (01:14:21):
Oh that's cool.

Speaker 5 (01:14:22):
Yeah, So that's that's called whole assist. And this goes
back to that whole Android thing. People are probably yelling
at their at their speakers right now saying we've had
this since twenty twenty, been at it. Google introduced that feature,
which is just wild.

Speaker 2 (01:14:35):
Well I never heard of it, but.

Speaker 5 (01:14:37):
Again, Apple, you know. And that's the thing about this,
it doesn't I always talk about this with the iPhone
versus Android. It's like, it doesn't really matter what Android
has if you're using an iPhone, because that's your device.
It's the iPhone, so what is on there matters to you.
But they did a lot with the Phone Call app.
So number one, there's a new call screening feature, so
when an unknown caller calls you, basically AI picks up

(01:15:00):
and says hey, why are you calling? And the person
whatever they say. AI will then take that, put it
on your block screen on your phone and ring your phone. Yeah,
and then you have the option of pick up, which
is like that.

Speaker 4 (01:15:13):
They have that feature too, where you can block calls
from people that aren't on your contact list. They should
do the same thing for text messages that only receive
them if they're on your contact list.

Speaker 5 (01:15:24):
Funny, you should say that, yes, that's another new feature
now really messages, well, yes, you should work for Apple.

Speaker 2 (01:15:32):
Greg wasn't trying to set you up there by the way,
that was like legitimated. Greg had no idea that was that.

Speaker 4 (01:15:36):
I didn't think it was going to happen.

Speaker 5 (01:15:38):
I figured that. Yeah, no, so this is now. The
other option is that they're going to filter all these
unknown messages into a separate tab on your messages, and
then you have the option. Now. Of course, here's the thing.
Sometimes you get like a doordasher texting you, or a
code like a one time code. So they're going to
use AI to sort through those and make sure that
anything that's important is going to go to your main inbox.

(01:16:00):
Anything like that. Job that's five thousand dollars a day
from Sally indeed.

Speaker 2 (01:16:05):
Right, yeah, every day. Well, nobody is very excited about it.
The Apple News had seen so we'll move on to
the other thing. And we've been giving these things away
all this week on The Woodie Show and that continues
for the rest of the week. We can't say the
name of it Rich because we went and bought these
things ourselves. Is not an official promotion, but we're giving
away a what we're calling now a Pretendo Snitch Too.

(01:16:29):
Now wow, yeah, it's a very high demand gaming console
that people are trying to get, the Pretendo Snitch Too.
But you got a chance to mess around with one
of these things. What were your thoughts.

Speaker 5 (01:16:41):
Yeah, I've gotten to a review of the real thing,
and so here's the deal. My kids were very excited
for this, their friends were very excited for it. So
that gives me the indication that this is going to
be a very popular gift. Now, the Nintendo Switch to
is bigger, got a bigger screen, You're still comfortable to hold.

(01:17:02):
The game sharing, I think is probably the part that
is the most improved. So any games that you've downloaded
in the past, it was a real pain to either
share those other people or people in your family. Now
it is so easy. Thank you Nintendo for making that process. Yes,
pretend I can say it.

Speaker 4 (01:17:20):
I mean, I'm not going you can do.

Speaker 2 (01:17:23):
Whatever you want.

Speaker 5 (01:17:24):
But the other cool feature is game Chat, which my
kids were very excited about. So all the kids, you
know these days, they're playing on their switch, are their
you know, Xbox whatever, their I've had with FaceTime, their
you know, audio with their friends or video and they're
chatting the whole time. So Nintendo saw that and now
they've built that feature into the Switch itself. So it's

(01:17:45):
called game Chat and now kids can or whoever's playing,
can talk and also see their friends if they connect
a USBC camera. So that alone is really cool because
it brings this social gaming element to reality with the Switch,
which I like.

Speaker 2 (01:18:00):
Going back to the Apple thing for two seconds, Greg,
one of the other features that will be in the
new Apple software thing is you know how your wallet
on your iPhone. We can have like credit cards and
things like that. Right, you can put your passport in there,
oh Rich. Greg has refused to get a real ID.
Yeah I'm not a principle, and so like he's been

(01:18:22):
carrying around his passport when he flies it's easy, and
so yeah, menalogy even easier.

Speaker 5 (01:18:27):
That's what I have to do in the next couple
of weeks because I'm one of those people where my
passport and my license expires this summer, and so I
renewed my passport, no problem my license. I cannot get
an appointment for that real ID. Not that I'm against it,
I just can't like physically get an appointment. So I'm
one of those people that's also canning around my passport.
I tried, actually to go through the line with just

(01:18:49):
my ID on my phone, like my digital ID, right,
and I almost got through and then the person's like, no,
I'm like, can I please show you my Costco card?
Is it that?

Speaker 4 (01:19:00):
For carrying? The passports are quite easy? See?

Speaker 2 (01:19:02):
Now Rich is gonna get it because it's not being
a petty little bit about it.

Speaker 12 (01:19:06):
Also, there was one other feature on the software update
that I think you would like. What he is the
consolidation of the photos by location. Like it's pretty easy
to do now, but they're making it even easier on like, oh,
where did you know? We were at one place? But
what was that name of that place that I took
a photo of?

Speaker 2 (01:19:24):
And you can find its see. I turned all the
location stuff off for photos. Really yeah, because there was
something years ago where I posted a photo and someone's
I know exactly what it was, like a personal address
of somebody, not Greg's house, but it was somebody like that. Like,
I was at somebody's house who didn't want their stuff
out there, and all I did was post the photo
and people took the metadata. Somehow we're able to because

(01:19:45):
they hit me up with that address. They go, Hey,
by the way, just so you know in your photos,
you might want to turn this off. I was like, wow,
good to know.

Speaker 5 (01:19:54):
Yeah, that's that's called exist data. And by the way,
when you're sharing a photo on the iPhone, now you
have the option to turn that off with each photo.
So next time you're sharing a photo, when you press
share up at the top, it says one photo is selected,
location is included. You can go into options and turn
off locations and it will trip what's called the ends data,

(01:20:15):
which is basically the GPS and inside that photo. But
there's still ways of finding it. You could do a
reverse search.

Speaker 2 (01:20:20):
I mean, chaff, that's weird. We're talking to rich on tech.

Speaker 5 (01:20:26):
You can find the matures of anything if you don't
want people to know.

Speaker 2 (01:20:28):
Sorry, we're talking to rich on Tech. You can find
them on social media at rich on Tech. A couple
more things here and then we'll let you go. So
there's something pretty cool that I wanted him to talk
about because I know that you have some thoughts from
from from checking this out. It's called whisper flow w
I s p R flow. It's a it's an app.
But one of the most frustrating things I know for

(01:20:49):
me is because you know, I love the text and
drive and I'm trying to be like more safe about
it by using more the voice to text, but it
always gets it wrong and I have to go back
and I'm constantly re editing the stuff that I was
using the text are the voice to text for But
this thing's awesome, right, rich This.

Speaker 5 (01:21:07):
Is really really cool. And you know I do not
agree with texting and driving.

Speaker 2 (01:21:11):
If you're the one that sold me, you told me
I was doing it wrong, you gave me tips.

Speaker 5 (01:21:17):
No I did not. This is This is called whisper
flow wispr flow, and it has changed the way I
use the iPhone because, like you said, the serie voice
to text is really bad. It messages up every other word.
It doesn't get things right, and you spend more time
editing your message than actually saying it. Yesterday, I kid
you not. I'm sitting there with all the journalists you know,

(01:21:39):
at the Apple event, and I needed to send a
message to my photographer, my editor, and I just literally
said the whole thing out loud. And the person across
from me, a prominent journalist at the Wall Street Journal,
is like, what what did you just do there? I said, Oh,
I'm using whisper flows. Like I saw you write about that.
I need to test it. I can't believe it. And
I showed her the message and she's like, that is
so good, Like it was per fixed what I said,

(01:22:01):
with all the formatting, all the punctuation, all the proper names.
And again, this is free. It's basically replacing the keyboard
on your iPhone anytime you want to text. And it
is just so good. I've been using it for months
in data. Now it's finally available for everyone. The basic
functionality is free once again. It's called whisper flow, and
you can I'm not kidding. You could do everything from

(01:22:23):
your text messages to entire books if you want to
on your phone it's good.

Speaker 4 (01:22:29):
So now menace is going to extra not learn how
to do that.

Speaker 2 (01:22:35):
Right now? That's so good. W I s p r flow.
You should check it out. I downloaded, it's I'm already
logged in. I still got to take a little bit
more time to mess with it and see all the
different things. But really cool spurflow. We got rich on
tech and your gadget of the week, Sir.

Speaker 5 (01:22:51):
Gadget of the week this week is a life bulb
security camera. So I thought this was pretty cool. Wise
is a company that makes a lot of clever security cameras.
They're really small, they're very inexpensive. They've been around for years,
but now they came out with a light bulb that
has a security camera on the end. So if you
ever wanted to put a security camera in a light

(01:23:12):
fixture around your house, now you can do that without
any wiring, no solar, no charging, no batteries and rate. Yeah,
and it's only fifty bucks. And here's the thing, people,
I know this is going to be popular. I've not
personally tested it just yet, but I know it's going
to be popular because people email me all the time
buying these cheap light bulb security cameras online, and I say,

(01:23:35):
I can't trust those because we don't know the brand
that makes them. So this comes from a reputable source,
and that's why I love it. It's fifty dollars. Here's
the other cool thing you can do. You can link
it up with other wise smart bulbs, and so if
your camera notices motion on your you know, on the
first bulb, it will light up all the other bulbs
by itself at the same time. That's cool, kind of

(01:23:58):
like its own. Yeah, it's kind of way to add
security to your house.

Speaker 2 (01:24:01):
It's kind of like automatic pathway lighting. And if you
ever walked around somebody like, oh, you know, when you
go down the store, the grocery and all the freezers
kind of go right.

Speaker 6 (01:24:12):
But I have a possibly very stupid question. Does the
camera only work as long as the light bulb works?
Like if the light bulb burns out, does the camera
stop working?

Speaker 5 (01:24:21):
That is a great question, Gina, because yes, and so
that's the thing. A lot of people may have a
switch on the light that they're trying to use this on.
So i'd recommend and I recommended this in my newsletter.
There's a little thing you can get on Amazon it's
kind of like a little piece of plastic that you
screw onto the switch plate and it will keep people
from pushing that switch down and we'll keep it in

(01:24:43):
the on position. So if you're using it that way,
i'd definitely recommend getting one of those. It's like five
six bucks.

Speaker 2 (01:24:49):
Well there you go. Always great to get the download
from rich on Tech.

Speaker 5 (01:24:54):
Rich that you know, and thanks for having me appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (01:24:58):
Have a safe trip back, enjoy the rest of whatever
you're doing here on your road trip, and we'll talk
to you next time.

Speaker 5 (01:25:03):
Thanks rich sound good?

Speaker 2 (01:25:05):
All right? You can catch him rich on Tech. He's
got a syndicated radio show, he's got his social media
at rich on Tech of course KTLA Tech Reporter and
just all around good guy. Yea Rich DeMuro without clutching
my god in turn.

Speaker 5 (01:25:24):
Show.

Speaker 2 (01:25:26):
Well, thanks again to rich on Tech. Always learning something
and always having something to be interested in. Like I
think we all downloaded.

Speaker 11 (01:25:35):
Yeah, yeah, it's pretty damn incredible.

Speaker 2 (01:25:40):
Yeah, I just I just tried it, and I mean, men,
it's did the same thing where he barely made a sound.

Speaker 4 (01:25:45):
I didn't even realize he was talking.

Speaker 2 (01:25:47):
Right, I couldn't even I couldn't even hear him, and
not only did it pick it up, but it got
it perfect. It's called Whisper Flow w I s p
R Flow. It's just an app you download and you.

Speaker 6 (01:26:00):
Don't have to say how are you question mark? It
puts in all the punctuations.

Speaker 2 (01:26:05):
Yeah, it was doing that before on just my regular
voice to text. Never does that on my iPhone. It
doesn't do it, you know, like I used to have
to say question mark, exclamation points different. Really it would
also pick up on the end of a sentence, end
of a sentence and I think questions. It would automatically
do it exc if I really wanted to emphasize it,

(01:26:27):
but I'd have to say exclamation point.

Speaker 4 (01:26:29):
Like eventually it learns your patterns too, right, never learned.
Used to not know what that meant.

Speaker 2 (01:26:40):
Are you on a boat? Whisper and w I s
p R Flow? Now, this is just the software stuff
for Apple. It's not the new phone. They usually do
that around what September, Yeah, fall September or October maybe Subtumbra. Yeah, uh,
they'll they'll make the announcement about all the different hardware.
So but people, I mean, I I get what Sea

(01:27:00):
Bass is saying. What I say about you know, Android
had it first had it. You know, it's like, oh, well,
but again, if you if you never use the other thing,
you don't you don't really you don't really know. And
one thing I had to get my you know son,
a new phone. Uh like we call mommy daddy phones
trust the regular kids jitterbug basically, but it's Android lucky

(01:27:23):
and dude, just navigating through that thing blows when you're
used to when you're used to an iPhone, I would
imagine it's the same for someone coming from Android to iPhone.

Speaker 4 (01:27:31):
Is no sense like the.

Speaker 13 (01:27:33):
Quick it's not that because I use Max and PC's.
I've had iPhones before before. I smartened up. And yeah,
it's not the hardest thing in the world. It's the
camera's a little different. The quick card buttons are a
little different. It's not that big a deal.

Speaker 12 (01:27:44):
The people that actually have an Android and own Android,
they still don't know how to use it.

Speaker 2 (01:27:49):
Because we go to events all times.

Speaker 12 (01:27:50):
They don't know how to get to the camera. They
don't know how to do it.

Speaker 2 (01:27:53):
We get a picture and then we stand there.

Speaker 4 (01:27:55):
For like ten minutes, like give me half an hour
while I figure out my phone.

Speaker 2 (01:27:59):
My own phone eight seven seven forty four. Woody text
over to two to nine eighty seven. Learn about all
that stuff all on rich on Tech's social media channels.
You can find him on social media at rich on Tech.
All right, welcome back everybody. Hey, yeah, it is Wednesday.

(01:28:20):
Meta's gonna have a little bit about the world and entertainment. Oh,
I will here in a second Birthday's porn a birthday
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June the eleven. It's National Corn on the cob Day.
Tell yeah, hell yeah. This is the season for corn

(01:28:41):
on the cups every day.

Speaker 4 (01:28:42):
Love it.

Speaker 2 (01:28:43):
It is a national German chocolate cake day. Enjoy that
with the coconut, right, yes, auDA is say hidayayay. It's
like and what what is this Sammy yarn bombing day?

(01:29:06):
What's yarn bombing? Oh no, I think.

Speaker 12 (01:29:08):
That's like what you toilet paper somebody, But then you
put on yarn and like bombing. I think you put
it on like trees.

Speaker 9 (01:29:16):
You're right, instead of ting.

Speaker 6 (01:29:19):
It's like it's like art with yarn. In public semp posts.

Speaker 2 (01:29:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:29:26):
See, I'm down with the yarnheads.

Speaker 2 (01:29:29):
Gonna say that.

Speaker 9 (01:29:30):
Is that when you wind your yarn is there they
just calling it yarn wall, don't you yarn bombing, not
falling b O m B get familiar, Sammy Sorry, hanging out.

Speaker 2 (01:29:41):
With their own crowd. I mean, it's what's happening in
the world of entertainment.

Speaker 12 (01:29:44):
Well, AMC movie theater says, can't stop, won't stop when
it comes to running commercials during You know, when you
get to the theater.

Speaker 2 (01:29:52):
You sit through about a half hour commercials. I don't know,
I already paid. Why am I watching?

Speaker 12 (01:30:00):
I kind of like it.

Speaker 4 (01:30:01):
I will never not hate it.

Speaker 12 (01:30:02):
And they say, starting July first, they're adding even more good.
They're telling advertisers it's the platinum spot.

Speaker 4 (01:30:11):
Stupid.

Speaker 12 (01:30:11):
They have one hundred percent. I get it, you have
a one hundred percent attention. Yeah, right there. When it comes
to adding spots, I.

Speaker 4 (01:30:18):
Say, it's dumb.

Speaker 12 (01:30:19):
We should have had some woody show ones.

Speaker 6 (01:30:21):
Well, I mean that would be fine.

Speaker 2 (01:30:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:30:23):
The thing is now with start times of movies, you
might as well disregard them. If you're going to a
one o'clock movie. Yeah, if you get there. This is
still fun.

Speaker 6 (01:30:30):
Absolutely.

Speaker 12 (01:30:31):
I just recently watched the f one movie and it
is pretty awesome. I got to see a sneak preview
of it. I was so excited, you know, I've been
talking about this movie forever. I showed up an hour early,
and I started drinking soda a little bit. I bought
through it because I wanted to watch it so bad.
I didn't want to miss a minute of it. You
want to lose your seat, yeah, but I get it.

(01:30:53):
When you add even more time to that, you have
to you know, my other servant of your time.

Speaker 4 (01:30:59):
This might be unpopped opinion. But when Sammy and I
went to Wicked.

Speaker 6 (01:31:02):
Together, Yes, your favorite movie ever.

Speaker 4 (01:31:04):
Yeah, way too many trailers. I'm like, yeah, okay, we
get it, and there's there's no way. There's another one,
and then another one started rather trailers, rather trailers than commercials.
But still it's followed by twenty commercials, followed by thirty trailers.

Speaker 9 (01:31:19):
Oh yeah, it's like a half hour of trailers. I
thought that there was gonna be something where they had
to start telling you the time that the movie actually started.

Speaker 6 (01:31:26):
I think there was some pushback on that in the theater.

Speaker 12 (01:31:28):
Okay, yeah, because they want this advertising po Yeah. Anyways, well,
moving on to oh what are You're gonna love this?
Adam Sandler confirms that one of your favorite Baltimore Ravens,
Derrick Henry, will get a movie role if he rushes
more than two thousand yards.

Speaker 2 (01:31:48):
A movie roll. Yes, never heard of that.

Speaker 12 (01:31:53):
Apparently Dan Patrick brought this up and then Adam Sandler
confirmed said, yeah, I'll give him a movie role if
you bush is over two thousand yards.

Speaker 2 (01:32:01):
I don't hate Derrick Henry because Derrick Henry became a
big deal when he was not a Baltimore Raven. He
had a great season obviously last year, but he was
with the Titans, right. I hate him because he's a
Baltimore rat Bird. I get like, don't don't get a
twist like, I still hate him. I hate him less
than Lamar Jackson. Okay, oh yeah, I hate him less
than I've ever hated like ray Lewis or Terrell Suggs

(01:32:22):
or any of those douche Wis. Yeah, but yeah, I
like Derrick Henry. He's exciting to watch.

Speaker 12 (01:32:28):
Yeah, Oh what can you cueue up? Once again? Can
you cue up? I have been delivered for me because
I got a start here, I know, because there's a
new trend, guys, and the new trend is I thought
you were a lesbian because there is remember Jojoe Joe
now demiv Billie Eilish.

Speaker 6 (01:32:50):
Who I thought was confirmed. Yeah, I thought she said
by or something.

Speaker 2 (01:32:56):
Really, I thought she was a major box lunch fan. Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:32:59):
I thought she went full lesbian, but like full super Yeah,
but apparently not because she has you know this guy
Sammy because he was like a Nickelodeon guy singer. He
was also in like some movies. I think you would
like h Nate Wolf. He is actor singer. I know
he was in a movie that I saw called Paper Towns.
But apparently he's bowed up with Billie Eilish and they're

(01:33:22):
out in barrass and they're like kissing on balconies and
drinking champagne.

Speaker 4 (01:33:27):
Greg, you support this doesn't look familiar.

Speaker 2 (01:33:29):
No, I don't recognize him either.

Speaker 12 (01:33:31):
Though he's not in like major blockbuster movies, but he's
in a lot of them.

Speaker 6 (01:33:35):
And she got you on a technicality menace because said
she has publicly shared that she's attracted to women, but
she didn't specifically label it gay.

Speaker 9 (01:33:45):
Right there, I thought she was by or something, but
oh no labels.

Speaker 12 (01:33:51):
Okay, well had I don't know, maybe maybe she hasn't
been delivered that I pulled this clip for nothing.

Speaker 2 (01:33:59):
No gay, no more, I am.

Speaker 5 (01:34:05):
No more.

Speaker 2 (01:34:12):
The Actually there's a little bit of a billy there
at the end.

Speaker 12 (01:34:16):
Right, all right, well good for now this is news
that Greg will care about any Woody. Yeah, a little
uh loose on the facts on what actually happened here.
But Eric Elmosa Elmosa got in a physical altercation in
Las Vegas.

Speaker 2 (01:34:34):
Tar is the the dude from flipp or Flop. It
was Tark and Christina on eh G t V.

Speaker 4 (01:34:40):
The Flipping l Musa's Yeah, also flipping one on one.

Speaker 12 (01:34:43):
Yeah, well, apparently one of his family members got an
altercation at the Platzo Slash Venetian Resorts and apparently Terri
Taric it was a badass and went straight from.

Speaker 2 (01:34:57):
With his need to this dude's head knocked about co.

Speaker 4 (01:35:02):
Damn. Yeah, he does seem like a hothead and he
thinks he's so cool.

Speaker 2 (01:35:07):
He did he pull a gun on somebody at one point?
Was that?

Speaker 12 (01:35:09):
I thought that was on himself?

Speaker 2 (01:35:11):
Yeah, there was there was a story about him and
a gun.

Speaker 12 (01:35:14):
Yeah, well, when he broke up allegedly, I thought, if
I remember the story right that, yeah, he went on
some trail with the gun, And I think, what's going
on about Turk or whatever his name is?

Speaker 5 (01:35:29):
Guitar?

Speaker 2 (01:35:32):
Uh okay?

Speaker 12 (01:35:34):
And uh, well, since we're talking about reality television, here's
a story that keeps on coming up recently because we've
watched a lot of kids on reality TV grew up
over the years, because a lot of these shows have
been on the on the air for like over a
decade or more, like you know, Team Mom, and we're
talking about here comes honey, boo boo, because somebody else
is in a similar situation. Now, Real Housewives, Kim Zosiak,

(01:35:59):
you might know a bunch of different things. Yeah, she's
a blond, but her daughter has been on the TV
show forever and now she's all grown up and she goes, Mom,
where the money at? Where's the money that I got
paid for this show?

Speaker 6 (01:36:12):
Good question?

Speaker 12 (01:36:13):
And apparently Kim was buying her Christmas gifts with her
own money, and she says it kind of sucks because
I actually I'm not a big spender. I like to
save money, but my mom loves buying all this stuff.
I don't know if you've been following Kim sulziak story
like I have. She's been selling off all of her

(01:36:33):
luxury items online. Oh yeah, so she's a huge spender
and the daughter isn't. But now the daughter's like, where's
my money. So there's a thing called a Cougan account
account and yeah, they're supposed to put a certain amount
of money into the account for kids where the parents
can't spend it. But it's a really, really small amount

(01:36:56):
that is required, So the rest of the money goes
straight to the parents. The parents can do what whatever
they want with it.

Speaker 4 (01:37:00):
Maybe it's like ten percent.

Speaker 5 (01:37:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:37:02):
I don't know anything about him, zohl Zulziak. But is
she did she get like in a messy divorce.

Speaker 12 (01:37:08):
Yeah, she recently divorced one of the guys that played
for the Falcons, so they were married and he hasn't
played for a while.

Speaker 6 (01:37:16):
So that's why she's liquidating.

Speaker 12 (01:37:18):
Yeah, they've been going to through some financial issues.

Speaker 1 (01:37:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:37:22):
Yeah, they've been talking about that for a while.

Speaker 9 (01:37:23):
And for Cougan account, it's fifteen percent is what needs
to go into the account.

Speaker 5 (01:37:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:37:27):
Yeah, so you're gonna see more and more of this
when it comes to these reality show kids that I
have grown up in front of your eyes.

Speaker 6 (01:37:33):
Dude, Joggers, those kids got screwed.

Speaker 4 (01:37:35):
It's funny how it's set up to protect the kids.
But we're gonna rob eighty five percent of.

Speaker 5 (01:37:39):
What you made.

Speaker 2 (01:37:39):
Yeah, but you mentioned like a teen mom. There's been
a couple of those kids who are now Like one
sixteen just came out of the closet. I forget which
one of the babies, and then and then there was
another one sad I forget which one just passed away. Yeah,
like obviously had some.

Speaker 9 (01:37:54):
Kind of metal things from the sixteen and pregnant, Like
the originally sixteen and pregnant was before teen mom, but
that where that kid is.

Speaker 2 (01:38:01):
But it's weird now that the kids who were born
for sixteen im pregnant are now sixteen. Like that's yeah,
that's great. We are all right, thank you very much.
Menace problem time for the birthday. We're gonna shiver, We're
gonna sit theag.

Speaker 4 (01:38:18):
He was like, it's say, and you know what, we.

Speaker 2 (01:38:21):
Don't do what I will start with the celebrities. What
is what is doctor Oz's title? Now he's got a
title of governor.

Speaker 6 (01:38:28):
Do you think the surgeon general or something.

Speaker 2 (01:38:30):
No, I don't think he's a surgeon general but something now? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:38:34):
What is?

Speaker 2 (01:38:34):
Doctor Oz? Is sixty five years old today? Hugh Lourie
from House Love, also a VP sixty six, Shayatt Ladouche
shy La buff Our Buddy thirty nine years old today.
Joshua Jackson, who was Pacey on Dawson's Creek, He's forty
seven today. The midget superstar Peter Dinklice is fifty six.

(01:38:56):
Greg Gory one of your favorite players of all time,
Hall of Fame forty nine, Ers quarterback Joe Montana the
oldest Joe Montana today sixty two, sixty nine. Yeah, it's
the hottest birthday, yeah, Joe. Yeah, it's all about tight

(01:39:18):
ends and putting his hands under center and taking a
snap yep in Sacks. Sadie Robertson from Duck Dynasty is
twenty eight. And Frank Beard from Zizi Top ironically the
one without the beer. Oh right, he's seventy six. Your
Porner birthday today is Aliah Love and today's birthday girl.
She has serviced more people than an Amco one two

(01:39:39):
and fine of two hundred and five Fine films including
Aliah Love bangs her cousin before a family reunion. Sure,
she was in Sports School Volume one. I want to
think it so alert to you get summer break for
scored School. She was in Impregnate Me stat Another Sammy

(01:39:59):
fab Yes, Horny Nerd magically swaps bodies with her cheerleaders
stepsister Oh, always talking about that it's on a whimsy
in that one yea. She was fantastic in her husband's
a bottom Volume one Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:40:15):
And who can.

Speaker 2 (01:40:15):
Forget her Unfeela role on Oops, I banged my step son.
I thought he was my husband woos.

Speaker 4 (01:40:22):
She needs your glasses.

Speaker 2 (01:40:25):
Not be careful. You have his steps on you're careful,
you never know. That's a Leah Love who is forty
four years old today. And that is your porn of birthday,
your celebrity birthdays. And that is a Wednesday Morning, look
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Speaker 4 (01:41:30):
Yeah, live, laugh and leave me alone.

Speaker 2 (01:41:35):
Can I get that on a shirt?

Speaker 4 (01:41:38):
Let's make though.

Speaker 2 (01:41:39):
I love that, I said. Now that's a sign, right,
that's a sign to hang.

Speaker 4 (01:41:44):
That's a good one. That's a wooden sign that you
play all right.

Speaker 2 (01:41:49):
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much
for giving the Woody Show some of your valuable time
this morning. You know we'd love it. Appreciate you for that.
The rest of you guys can suck it. We'll catch
back here on Thursday. Have a great day. A S
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