FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show October 24th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What's the dude to the graphic nature of this program?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listen to this question is advised.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Showing.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 5 (00:43):
A good morning everybody.

Speaker 6 (00:48):
Oiler All right, well, uh see, looking at my calendar
and it says that today, guys, is October the twenty fourth.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
I'm gonna follow my finger up to the top. It's
right after the tea and right before the s Oh
you know what that means.

Speaker 5 (01:04):
It means that today is Friday's talking about it?

Speaker 6 (01:15):
Oh yeah, Friday? Rip roo all righty is whatdy? That
is Greg Gory our birthday month? Boy, Menace is here?
What is wood Happy?

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Friday?

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Minis?

Speaker 4 (01:25):
We got Gina Sea Masses here, we got Sammy Morgan's here,
Vonna is here, we got Bored, we got Menji and
you are here. We're all together. It's Friday. Let's get
through it. Welcome to the Woody Show. Well now it's official.

(01:48):
It's Friday. Welcome to it, Woody, Greg Minace, Gina, Sammy
Sea bat looks, the gangs all here. Phones are open
eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
What look.

Speaker 4 (01:57):
We're looking to get through it as quickly as we can.

Speaker 7 (01:59):
Too.

Speaker 4 (02:00):
As you are all, I got some weird crime news
for you. Weird crime, A weird crime story where this
family and Indiana, they came home and they found some
strange dude had basically moved in while they were on vacation.
He had made himself right at home. He was eating
pizza rolls, he was taking naps, even feeding the family dog.

(02:21):
Yeah that's not all. He also pooped in a decorative container,
despite their being numerous, by the way, perfectly good bathrooms
in this house. So they confronted him. He offered them
a hundred bucks to let him go. They politely denied
that request, and then they held him there at gunpoint
until the cops could show up and take him to jail.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
You imagine how scary that would be.

Speaker 6 (02:45):
Yeah, like, dude, what are you doing?

Speaker 8 (02:46):
But also like, thanks for feeding the dog.

Speaker 9 (02:49):
We appreciate it, Yeah.

Speaker 8 (02:51):
Just we don't appreciate you crapping in our decorative tin.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
Yeah, and eating all our pizza rolls.

Speaker 1 (02:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Right.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
Weird crime. A woman in New Orleans stole an ambulance
and she took it for a joy ride. But when
she stole it to AMTS and a patient, we're still inside.

Speaker 9 (03:06):
No, no.

Speaker 4 (03:08):
When the ambulance was finally recovered by the police, the
e MTS and the patient still in there, they'd be
taken to the hospital for injuries they got during that
joy ride.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
That's so weird you bring that up. I've been obsessing
about this for some weird reason. Ambulances when they're in
the back, can they do injections and IV Yeah? I mean,
have you ever been in the back of the van.
It's so hard to even take a sip of a
drink in a moving vehicle. I have Are they doing injection?

Speaker 6 (03:36):
Dude?

Speaker 4 (03:37):
I have been a patient in the back of an ambulance.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Isn't it just rocking around and bumping up and down.
It's bad, isn't it rocking around, bumping up and down
and swerving and shocks.

Speaker 10 (03:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:49):
They're more heavy than Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
It just seems to me like giving an IV or
something would be impossible.

Speaker 8 (03:55):
Did you get an iv IDEA?

Speaker 9 (03:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (03:58):
What were you in for?

Speaker 4 (03:59):
So I I went and got my visectomy right, and
then I went to because I'd gotten to work that morning.
So I woke up, you know whatever, it was one
thirty two o'clock in the morning, went to work, went
directly from work.

Speaker 9 (04:10):
To the visectomy.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
Left the visectomy, went stopped and picked up whatever, you know, prescription, anbiotic,
whatever they're trying to you know, have me take for
the next week. Stopped and pick up some lunch on
the way home because I hadn't been able to eat beforehand.
Got home, walked into the house and I was going
to go to work that night. I had an event
that night, and so my wife's like, are you crazy.
She didn't want me to go to work that day.
She didn't want me to going to the ben because

(04:32):
it just relaxed.

Speaker 8 (04:32):
Yes, please.

Speaker 6 (04:33):
Anyway, so I walked into the house and I put
the prescription on the on the counter on the kitchen
island or whatever.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
I grabbed whatever. The first pill was. All I remember
is putting it in my mouth, taking the water or
whatever I had, putting my head back to drink the
and I was out. I woke up on the floor. Now,
my my mother in law had been watching my son
was the only child we had that time, but he
was a little baby, and my mother in law we
call her anti frail because she's like thirty five pounds
oaking wet, and she's hovered over me, going wink up,

(05:03):
wake up, like and she's like kind of smacking me.

Speaker 6 (05:06):
Wait wake up, oh wow, And.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
I'm like wait what. I'm on the floor of my kitchen.
My wife is on the phone with nine to one one. Anyway,
so the ambulance comes. They they checked me out. They said,
my blood pressure was super low and so therefore, like
you know, we can't just leave you here, so we
have to bring you. So there I am after my vasectomy.
I'm they're taking and by the way, I couldn't even

(05:29):
walk to the ambulance. They would allow it. So they
put me on the stupid thing, bring me out of
my own house and put me into the ambulance. Wow,
first time in history. After me no, because they said,
and the reason is because there's so many nerve endings
down there, like it's a very highly concentrate they of
nerve endings that it already messes with your system and

(05:51):
your blood pressure and everywhere. Is the fact that I
was number one, uh, overly tired because I didn't get
much sleep the night before because I was, you know,
freaking out, even though it was super easy. I'd gone
to work, I didn't do all this. I wasn't drinking
fluis I was dehydrated, which is why they gave me
the IVY in the back of the ambulance going to
an event.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
Going to an event, put the ivy in you while
the ambulance was in motion.

Speaker 9 (06:11):
Yeah, they do that.

Speaker 2 (06:13):
I guess I'm just so ignorant to it because I've
never been in an ambulance. Now it seems I would.

Speaker 4 (06:17):
Be rocking around and remember that now we didn't get
to put the lights on and go through all the
intersections week because there was no real emergency. It was
just more it was precaution. Yeah, but then we as
man of course, and it took just forever, took hours
for them to tell me that everything is fine, and
then I went home. I did not go to the
event that that night. Week.

Speaker 2 (06:35):
Yeah, you guys to be rolled into a movie a little.

Speaker 4 (06:39):
Side topic of something.

Speaker 12 (06:40):
You mentioned your son was the only kid you had,
so you got your vasectomy.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
No, no, no, no, okay, you're right, you're right, you're right.

Speaker 9 (06:49):
I was like, what, I just.

Speaker 4 (06:53):
My daughter was the baby. My daughter was the baby,
just because I made the appointment for that visectomy when
my daughter had just been bored. My wife was still
in the hospital. I made the appointment.

Speaker 9 (07:06):
I did.

Speaker 4 (07:06):
I wanted That's what I wanted to do, And she
wanted to wait until the baby was actually here, And
I said, but look, if this baby comes out weird
or you know, wrong, or you know whatever, it is, like,
I'm not going to do it again until we get another,
you know, healthy one. Yeah, that's just God telling me that. Uh,
you know, maybe I should have stopped at one.

Speaker 11 (07:24):
We're good.

Speaker 4 (07:25):
Yeah, that's how I felt about it. You know, you
might feel differently.

Speaker 6 (07:28):
Anyway.

Speaker 9 (07:28):
Where were we? Oh, weird crume, weird crume?

Speaker 4 (07:33):
In Memphis, some idiot got into it with the cashier
at a Circle K convenience store because they wouldn't sell
him a beer. So to get even, he grabbed a
whole display at chips. He put them in his car,
and he drove off while the cashier was distracted. A
different customer noticed this guy had dropped two bags of

(07:54):
chips outside, so he picked.

Speaker 6 (07:55):
Them up and started eating them.

Speaker 4 (07:57):
Police found them with the crumbs on his face secure
heredy foot that showed what happened, and he's facing a
charge of theft of property as well. This was the
one guy who's just pissed and took.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
About a bos because he found him on the ground.

Speaker 4 (08:08):
Yeah, yeah, so yeah, there's that weird crime. I'll give
you one more weird crime news. This thirty six year
old guy in Miami. He ripped off a farm back
in December of last year and then returned to the
scene of the crime to do some more thieving. But
this time the cops they were able to get there
in time to see him. But he got away and

(08:30):
has stolen fifty three foot refrigerated semi carrying ten pallets
of poultry valued at one hundred and forty thousand dollars.
And he didn't steal the truck from the farm, he
had stolen it earlier and he drove it there. Ok,
it's very strange. So he led police officers on the chase,
at one point driving the wrong way down a road

(08:51):
right toward a cop car. The article had a little
fun with the fact that he was quote playing chicken
with a poultry truck. He eventually crashed the truck into
a fence at another farm and that's when they got
him under arrest. There's some weird weird you were name

(09:11):
of twice, Yeah, an ambulance.

Speaker 8 (09:13):
An ambulance.

Speaker 13 (09:13):
The first time was when I was on my way
to be a bridesmad maid in a friend's wedding in Kansas,
and a girl on the highway sort of jerked her
car into mine. I jerked away from her hit the median.

Speaker 9 (09:26):
Rolled the car.

Speaker 2 (09:27):
Wow.

Speaker 13 (09:28):
And I remember it perfectly. It was like it was
happening in slow motion. And an ambulance came in and
grabbed me, and I mean they gave me advillain. I
was in the wedding that night, absolutely. And then the
second time was a couple of years ago. I was
coughing so much. I just couldn't get over this cold
or whatever it was. I just couldn't stop coughing, to
the point where I had what's called a loringo spasm

(09:50):
and my throat closed up so I couldn't breathe. So
my husband was in the other room and.

Speaker 8 (09:55):
I was literally I just started clapping as hard as
I can so he would come. He's liked, what's going on.

Speaker 13 (10:00):
I was like putting up like a phone just like
call called, and I couldn't no air.

Speaker 6 (10:06):
Did you say conscience?

Speaker 13 (10:07):
Conscience, cautious, cautiousous, because it would relax after you know,
like ten seconds, Oh god, oh God.

Speaker 8 (10:16):
And so they got there and.

Speaker 13 (10:17):
They're like, you're fine. I was like, okay, I don't
think I'm fine. I started coughing, closed up again. They're
like that not come with us to the ambulance. I
got right in the ambulance. Yeah, all right, ringo spasms.

Speaker 8 (10:32):
I have a question.

Speaker 12 (10:33):
When you rolled your car, did you get out yourself
to be like helped out, Like they drug you out
someone else called the ambulance, Yes, drug you out.

Speaker 11 (10:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (10:41):
And the EMTs in the Midwest, what I remember that
they were super good.

Speaker 8 (10:48):
And then you went to the wedding, Yeah, that night.

Speaker 4 (10:50):
And just to be sure, they probably did the whole
thing where they cut your clothes off of you.

Speaker 8 (10:55):
Yeah, I was like, don't you need to cut.

Speaker 9 (10:58):
My clothes off before her?

Speaker 4 (11:01):
This is before her breast reduction. So she was probably
saved by her own airbag.

Speaker 8 (11:04):
That's exactly right. Yeah, car was crushed. The only thing
that wasn't crush was me and the bridesmaid dress.

Speaker 4 (11:10):
Well, all right, all right, Well we're gonna take a
quick break. More Woodies Show is next.

Speaker 6 (11:14):
Hang on the Witty Show.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
We'll be right, We'll be right, We'll be right back.

Speaker 9 (11:18):
What's up?

Speaker 4 (11:18):
Woody Show Podcast listeners. It's menace.

Speaker 6 (11:21):
It is my birthday month, and I'll be out a
beer fest this Saturday at oc Event Center. Get more information,
go to the Boohha dot com. That's the Boohaha dot com,
but unlimited beer tasting for over three hours, bands, Demolition, Derby,
and so much more again this Saturday, October twenty fifth.
In the meantime, keep enjoying the Woody Show. Podcast is the.

Speaker 14 (11:43):
Woodie Show, so we tell you all the time all
these different ways you can be part of the show,
calling in, texting, in after hours, voicemails eight seven seven
forty four Woody is uh that number?

Speaker 10 (11:57):
Huh?

Speaker 9 (11:58):
Email email at the woodiesh Show dot com.

Speaker 4 (12:00):
We get a lot of emails like this one from
from Jeff, who writes in show.

Speaker 2 (12:07):
Oh Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:07):
I was listening to Tuesday's podcast and during the taste drive,
Gina mentioned the only way she eats cottage cheese is
with potato chips, and that was thanks to her dad.
I thought I was on chips and cottage cheese island
all by myself, but hearing that, my hearing that my
dad and Gina's dad did the same thing makes me
feel a little less alone in this world. I've never
heard or seen anyone else do this, but my god,

(12:30):
is it good. A little salt and pepper on the
cottage cheese and the chip is perfect, the perfect vessel,
no utensils needed, get in my mouth sucking. That is
from Jeff, like you, Jeff, Yeah, your shocker.

Speaker 6 (12:44):
Here a lot of people talking about Dorito's and cottage cheese.

Speaker 9 (12:47):
And I've never never heard that, and it sounds amazing.

Speaker 8 (12:51):
It sounds pretty good. But yeah, those were born in never.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Heard any chip with cottage cheese. Really.

Speaker 4 (12:58):
Patrick sends us an email email to what is subject
thank you? It says, hoy Woodie Show. I yeah, I
just wanted to say thank you and tell you guys
how much I appreciate you.

Speaker 1 (13:06):
Guys.

Speaker 4 (13:06):
I started listening to the show about three years ago.
I haven't missed a show since I listened to the podcast.
I'm away home from work every day off and find
myself rewinting it at certain times to hear a joke
again or something because it made me laugh. But the
reason I want to say thank you is because about
two months ago my mom got diagnosed with cancer and
her liver and they gave her about ten years, but

(13:27):
then within a month, it spread to her lymph nodes
and her bones, and after that they gave her five
years max. So after hearing that and dealing with all
that was going on, it's hard. But every day I
look forward to hearing the show and it kind of
makes me forget every once in a while. So I
just wanted to thank you and tell you how much
I appreciate you guys, and keep up the good work.
That is from Patrick. Yeah, well Patrick, you know, hang

(13:50):
in there man. As a fellow with a mom who's
you know, been diagnosed with cancer man back in two
thousand and at the time I just found out about
this not long ago. They had originally had told her
probably five years.

Speaker 8 (14:04):
Wow, you know.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
And and here she is, she's been a remission for
over twenty years.

Speaker 10 (14:08):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (14:09):
And to this point, like now, her doctor says that
you're not going to die from this, you know, you're
you'll die for it'll be something else. Yeah, but it's
not going to be from the non Hodgkins limp foma, right.
And there's there's new treatments, there's different things all the time,
and I know it's freaky and everything out there. My
mom's was caught at stage four oh and so, yeah,
it was uh, and I didn't realize because you know,
I wasn't told number one and didn't know anything about it.

Speaker 6 (14:30):
Really, I was.

Speaker 4 (14:31):
Only told you know what I got from her. But yeah,
so just just hang in there, man. It's it's tough,
it's scary, it sucks, but it's a it's cool that
you get to, you know, be there with her and
you're you know, it seems like you're taking advantage of
the time that you got.

Speaker 8 (14:45):
Yeah, you're there with her, there with you.

Speaker 6 (14:47):
Either way, it won't be wasted time.

Speaker 4 (14:49):
Yeah, after hours voicemails eight seven seven forty four Woodie,
this one apologizing for being creepy because he gave a
woman roses Hu.

Speaker 7 (15:00):
I'd like to disclose that I did some creepy years back,
you know, before Internet. I picked up Rose. I gave
it to this girl and said, I like you, would.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
You like to go out?

Speaker 7 (15:11):
And I realized how creepy that was.

Speaker 1 (15:14):
And I'd like to apologize to every woman.

Speaker 7 (15:17):
Whom I've ever was nice too, yeah or anything of
that kind. Sincerely.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
Look, now you're getting ladies, is what's happened? Now you're
getting guys apologizing for being nice exactly.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
Look, this is what it's a little.

Speaker 8 (15:32):
It's a little insud Sorry that I followed you home.

Speaker 2 (15:35):
My bad.

Speaker 4 (15:37):
You got them safely, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 6 (15:40):
Look look we're getting those tests of robots. We're gonna
be having sex with them pretty soon.

Speaker 9 (15:45):
Yeah, everybody will be happy.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
Yeah yeah, hell yeah. Eight seven seven forty four, Woody,
that's eight seven seven forty four Woody.

Speaker 15 (15:55):
Hello show. I think it was Sammy or maybe more.
I watched Let's Make a Deal almost every day when
I get home from work, and they give these trips
to Iceland out and these little glass bubbles. If you're
not going there to be intimate with each other, you

(16:19):
have to be out of your mind.

Speaker 16 (16:23):
What else is there to do? Iceland Northern Lights, a
giant glass bubble and the only thing in it is
a bed. It's made have sex. Anybody who's anybody would
want to get lad that's it, Jersey.

Speaker 15 (16:43):
Jim out By.

Speaker 8 (16:47):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (16:49):
Kind of sounds like.

Speaker 2 (16:52):
The beginning was the.

Speaker 4 (16:55):
Getting you could do that. Read that dude.

Speaker 6 (17:03):
Once he got home after like going on that TRIVI
with Sammy, He's like, well that was a waste of time.

Speaker 11 (17:10):
Girl up, not a waste of time. We saw the
Northern Lights. That that was the purpose.

Speaker 4 (17:16):
Was it's a weird thing to do eight seven seven
forty four Woody after hours voicemails look at.

Speaker 6 (17:25):
Sounds.

Speaker 17 (17:25):
Oh nyay, I've been I've been cutting down on cutting down.

Speaker 2 (17:36):
It's kind of coming back.

Speaker 11 (17:37):
Well I did know.

Speaker 8 (17:39):
I wait till after the show and then I'll do
like one.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
Or two did I do before you today?

Speaker 4 (17:44):
I didn't even notice one more email or sorry voicemail
here eight seven, seven forty four. This guy's nickname is
little slur, little slur, little slur.

Speaker 10 (17:56):
A little slur. I just wanting to you know that
that was over what job doing. Yeah, I'll talk a
whole bout some cool dames. Your show would be so
much better by John. I mean if you open this
topic and h oh, this is something cool, Well it's
me no slur and the thing here, then you know
that the generic getting Crunch is someone better.

Speaker 15 (18:19):
Than the main brander.

Speaker 10 (18:21):
I don't know doing my thing all day. That is
that I got Stave Grease all right.

Speaker 4 (18:29):
The only thing I got out of that is he
likes the show. Number one, He says, the generic Captain
Crunch is better than the brand Captain g Right, I.

Speaker 8 (18:36):
Think they got the name right.

Speaker 4 (18:37):
Yeah, A couple of things. No slur, little slur your
favorite listener, right and Jersey Jim. Yeah, and Jersey Jim.

Speaker 6 (18:44):
Jersey's down there as well. And a little slur little slur.
Definitely a juggle like both those guys. Oh yeah, Well,
leave us an after ivers voice. But anytime after ten
am until the next morning we get on the air,
you can leave us one eight seven seven forty four,
which is the same number you used to call in
during the show. Emails you can send those over to
email at the woodieshow dot com.

Speaker 9 (19:04):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 6 (19:06):
Pretty pretty good.

Speaker 15 (19:10):
I got to talk. I gotta tell up.

Speaker 4 (19:13):
All right, it's time four round of dad jokes everybody. Yeah,
if you got a good dad joke for us, give
us a call eight seven seven forty four Woody. That's
eighty seven seven forty four Woody. Or do what a
lot of people have already done. They're texting their dad
jokes over to two two nine eight seven. Anybody want

(19:34):
to start here in the room, we can just jump
right into it.

Speaker 2 (19:36):
Start with one wood You know you're getting my house renovated.
I asked my contractor how much the chimney would cost
He said nothing, It'll be on the house.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
Okay yo.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
I was happy about that.

Speaker 13 (19:46):
Question for you gut, how do you follow Will Smith
in the snow? How you follow the fresh Prince?

Speaker 4 (19:53):
Oh? H, I couldn't come up with that, but yeah,
that's it. That's a good one. It's a classic. I
have one.

Speaker 6 (19:59):
Why did the for bringing a ladder to the course?
Why to reach new heights in his performance?

Speaker 1 (20:09):
That?

Speaker 4 (20:10):
Yeah, that was a good one.

Speaker 9 (20:11):
You guys.

Speaker 10 (20:11):
Another one?

Speaker 4 (20:12):
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?
What he felt his presence?

Speaker 6 (20:20):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (20:20):
Another one? You got another one? Menace?

Speaker 1 (20:21):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (20:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (20:23):
Why do golfers always claim clam during a round of golf?

Speaker 2 (20:29):
Wait? What?

Speaker 6 (20:30):
Why do golf? Why do golfers always calm during a girl?

Speaker 9 (20:36):
I never.

Speaker 8 (20:40):
Got to know it.

Speaker 4 (20:41):
Now we have to know it.

Speaker 6 (20:43):
Why was the golfer always calm during a round of golf?
Why he had a steady hand? Buddy, I'll be here
all night. I will to try to figure it out.
It's a thinker, Yeah, it is a thinker, all right.

(21:03):
Eight forty four. Let's go to Nika. Good morning, Nika.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
Hi guy? All right, So dad joke, I need you
to respond.

Speaker 7 (21:15):
It's the only way it works. Okay, yep, okay. What's
the pirates favorite letter of the alphabet? R ah? You
think it'd be our, but oh it's that ease see classics.

Speaker 4 (21:30):
Yeah, all right, you can thank you, Paul, appreciate you.

Speaker 9 (21:32):
Listen to what showod bye.

Speaker 4 (21:33):
All Let's go to Leonardo. Good morning, Leonardo.

Speaker 2 (21:38):
What do you showy? Oh? Hi?

Speaker 4 (21:41):
What's your dad joby?

Speaker 9 (21:42):
What?

Speaker 4 (21:43):
Yes, sir?

Speaker 7 (21:44):
What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

Speaker 4 (21:48):
What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dabi?

Speaker 7 (21:51):
What?

Speaker 16 (21:52):
Well?

Speaker 7 (21:53):
In Dubai they don't like the flintstones?

Speaker 4 (21:59):
All right, yeah, all right, let's go to Let's go
to Amanda. Good morning, Amanda, Amanda Hio morning morning, dad jokes.

Speaker 18 (22:10):
Why was the baby ant so confused?

Speaker 4 (22:13):
Why was the baby ant so confused? Why because all
of his uncles were ants? Okay, you know I never
heard that.

Speaker 6 (22:24):
One's a good one man.

Speaker 9 (22:26):
Thank you for the call.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
Appreciate listen to what you show. Let's go to Ray.

Speaker 9 (22:30):
What's up Ray?

Speaker 4 (22:32):
Good morning Friday, Ray. What's your dad joke?

Speaker 1 (22:36):
What's the difference between a hippo and all?

Speaker 4 (22:44):
Okay, what's the difference between the hippo and the zippo.

Speaker 1 (22:46):
What, well, the hippo is really big and really heavy,
and the zippo is a little lighter, a little.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
Because ways, you guys get that one. Thank you light?

Speaker 2 (23:00):
All right?

Speaker 4 (23:01):
How about this one? You guys want to hear a
joke about construction?

Speaker 6 (23:04):
Yes, you have to wait. I'm still working on it.
Oh why did the golfer carry us a special umbrella? Why?
Because of a forecast?

Speaker 4 (23:19):
Because of a forecast forecast.

Speaker 13 (23:25):
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went,
and it dawned on me.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
I went to go on a diet, but I feel
like I just have way too much on my plate
right now.

Speaker 6 (23:36):
So let's go to uh Tommy, Hey, good morning, Tommy,
good morning, good morning. All right, dad, joke, what do
you got?

Speaker 15 (23:46):
All right?

Speaker 12 (23:47):
It's my favorite one.

Speaker 18 (23:48):
What do you call the melon that wasn't allowed to
get married?

Speaker 4 (23:51):
What do you call the melon that wasn't allowed to
get married?

Speaker 7 (23:54):
What a cantle out cantal?

Speaker 4 (23:58):
I can't do? All right, Tommy, me, thank you for
the calls. Go to Gary.

Speaker 2 (24:02):
What's up? Gear Bear? There?

Speaker 1 (24:04):
Hey, what's up Woody show?

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Hey?

Speaker 4 (24:06):
Alright, So Friday, Dad, jokes.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
All right?

Speaker 7 (24:09):
What's brown and sticky? Then you'll find it in the woods. Uh?

Speaker 6 (24:14):
I was gonna say, dear Pip, what we're still doing?

Speaker 7 (24:20):
That one?

Speaker 9 (24:20):
Okay, was an actual joke.

Speaker 4 (24:23):
Gary, thank you? What do you call a moose with
no name?

Speaker 8 (24:26):
What?

Speaker 9 (24:27):
Anony moose?

Speaker 2 (24:31):
All right?

Speaker 13 (24:31):
What do a tick in the Eiffel Tower have in common?
They're both Paris sites?

Speaker 1 (24:38):
Who?

Speaker 2 (24:38):
How do you make hudwiser woody?

Speaker 6 (24:42):
Hell?

Speaker 2 (24:43):
Send them to school?

Speaker 11 (24:46):
Why shouldn't you write with a broken pen?

Speaker 4 (24:48):
Why?

Speaker 11 (24:49):
Because it's pointless.

Speaker 9 (24:51):
Let's say hi to John. Good morning, John, pencil a
little bit better?

Speaker 4 (24:55):
John?

Speaker 9 (24:56):
Are you there?

Speaker 15 (24:58):
You're right?

Speaker 4 (24:58):
Yeah, we got your dad jokes?

Speaker 9 (24:59):
What got all right? Dad joke?

Speaker 7 (25:01):
What did the contractors say when the house fell on them?

Speaker 4 (25:04):
What did the contractors say when the house fell on him?

Speaker 10 (25:07):
What?

Speaker 16 (25:09):
Get off me home?

Speaker 10 (25:12):
All right?

Speaker 2 (25:12):
John?

Speaker 4 (25:12):
Thank you for the calls. Go to Nick, Nick, what's
your dad joke?

Speaker 7 (25:17):
By? When does a joke become a dad joke?

Speaker 4 (25:20):
When when it becomes a parent?

Speaker 6 (25:26):
That one became apparent to me.

Speaker 4 (25:28):
I have a question. Yeah, what's that? Where do fish
spend their money? It's not a golf you kind of had, Okay,
what is it the fish.

Speaker 6 (25:36):
Yeah, yeah, Where does the money, Yeah, where they spend them?

Speaker 4 (25:39):
Where do they spend their money?

Speaker 9 (25:41):
In a river bank?

Speaker 4 (25:43):
I was gonna say the golf closely spend their money
the clubhouse. After the back nine, I thought, maybe we're
going to get tricked back into a golf oney seas.
You have a good dad joke for us.

Speaker 9 (25:55):
It's got the best I got mensa jokes. A Greek
professor goes to a tailor to have his pants. Men,
did the Taylor asks you rip these? The professor answers yes,
umenities a.

Speaker 4 (26:12):
Greek play getting Steve? Good morning, Steve?

Speaker 2 (26:15):
All right, good morning.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
Why can't you left out loud in Hawaii?

Speaker 4 (26:19):
Why you can only do aloha? Aloha, Helloa, helloa?

Speaker 2 (26:25):
All right?

Speaker 4 (26:27):
How about this one? What did the caretaker say when
they jumped out of the store cupboard? What what supplies.

Speaker 9 (26:37):
You guys?

Speaker 13 (26:38):
I was reading this book about anti gravity It is
impossible to put down.

Speaker 4 (26:42):
Yeah, well, this furniture store keeps calling me. All I
wanted was one night stand. If a child refused to
sleep during naptime, are they guilty of resisting a rest?

Speaker 6 (26:55):
I like that?

Speaker 4 (26:57):
All right?

Speaker 13 (26:58):
I only know twenty five letters of the alphabet. I
don't know why?

Speaker 4 (27:04):
All right?

Speaker 6 (27:05):
Well, this went off to text eight o eight. What
is Peter Pan's favorite place to eat?

Speaker 4 (27:09):
Out where Wendy's.

Speaker 10 (27:13):
All right?

Speaker 4 (27:14):
Why do golf announcers whisper? Oh, we're back to golf.
Why do golf announcers whisper?

Speaker 2 (27:20):
Why? Menace?

Speaker 6 (27:21):
Because they don't want the people watching to wake up?

Speaker 4 (27:24):
Oh, it's boring, my dad loves Let's go to Ryan. Hey,
good morning, Ryan, Hey, good morning, good morning?

Speaker 2 (27:33):
All right?

Speaker 4 (27:33):
What's your dad joke?

Speaker 15 (27:36):
My wife asked me if I've seen the dog bull?

Speaker 7 (27:38):
I said no, I didn't know he could.

Speaker 6 (27:41):
Get it yet?

Speaker 9 (27:42):
It all right, Megan?

Speaker 4 (27:44):
Your next?

Speaker 15 (27:45):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (27:45):
Why is your dad joke?

Speaker 16 (27:48):
All right?

Speaker 7 (27:49):
What do you call a dog magician?

Speaker 4 (27:51):
What do you call a dog magician?

Speaker 7 (27:53):
What allowed her to dabrador? All right?

Speaker 1 (27:59):
Megan?

Speaker 4 (27:59):
Take you for to call appreciate listening to wood show?
Hi by this one? Why won't dads buy velcro because
it's a ripoff?

Speaker 9 (28:07):
Who?

Speaker 16 (28:09):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (28:10):
This is from the five six two? What do a
gynecologist and a door dash driver have in common? They
can both smell it, but they can't eat it?

Speaker 2 (28:18):
Shutting man?

Speaker 4 (28:19):
I like that one. What does a cow use to
do math? What a calculator?

Speaker 8 (28:27):
I think a.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
Five four one? What does a woman in an airplane?
What does a woman and an airplane have in common?
They both have a cockpit?

Speaker 7 (28:40):
Eight?

Speaker 10 (28:40):
One?

Speaker 4 (28:41):
Seven? Why do dads take an extra pair of socks
when they go to play golf?

Speaker 6 (28:45):
Medah, here we go, what's it up?

Speaker 4 (28:47):
Man?

Speaker 9 (28:48):
Seven?

Speaker 4 (28:48):
Steal in your thunder in case they get a hole
in one?

Speaker 2 (28:54):
All right?

Speaker 4 (28:55):
This one from the seven? One four? Where do you
take someone hurt in a game of peekaboo? Where to
the ICU? Let's see? How about this one?

Speaker 2 (29:06):
Head?

Speaker 6 (29:07):
For the longest time I couldn't figure out how my
seat belt worked, but then it clicked. Uh, let's see
this one says Uh, you got to really hand it
to short people.

Speaker 4 (29:18):
Sammy, Yes, they can't reach it. I have a have
a question.

Speaker 6 (29:25):
Yeah, where do you find a golfer on a Friday
night where clubbing?

Speaker 4 (29:32):
What do you call a pig that knows karate pork chop?

Speaker 7 (29:38):
In here?

Speaker 9 (29:39):
I'll give you a give a couple.

Speaker 4 (29:41):
More off the off the text, Alejandro says, do you
know that Cardi B Has a twin sister that likes
to work.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
Out a lot?

Speaker 9 (29:47):
Her name's Cardio.

Speaker 4 (29:51):
What's the best thing about orcas they do a killer
whale impression?

Speaker 16 (29:57):
Uh?

Speaker 10 (29:57):
Eight? One?

Speaker 4 (29:58):
Seven? Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands because they're extinct?
What do you call him? Bunny with fleas bugs? Bunny?
I tripped over a box of Kleenex. I thought I
broke my ankle. Turns out it was just soft tissue damage.
Chris and New Orleans. Thank you? Yeah, and then this

(30:20):
one makes a good point nine nine. Are you guys
taking these jokes from Nebraska because they're kind of corny?
Take us out with one last dad joke? Knock knock?

Speaker 2 (30:32):
Who's there?

Speaker 9 (30:33):
Comet Haley?

Speaker 8 (30:35):
Comt Hailey?

Speaker 9 (30:36):
Play be in Wow?

Speaker 6 (30:44):
Usually you're pretty good.

Speaker 8 (30:46):
Can I go out with one?

Speaker 4 (30:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 13 (30:48):
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Speaker 9 (30:51):
How many tentacles?

Speaker 6 (30:55):
Hello?

Speaker 4 (30:57):
Who's lesbian's favorite baseball player?

Speaker 6 (31:00):
The text?

Speaker 2 (31:00):
Seven?

Speaker 4 (31:01):
Lenny Dykstra shout to Lenny. All right, Mennis, one more, Okay,
I'm gonna I'm gonna give you the honor this week.
You've been killing it with these golf shows. Thank you.
H Are you a scratch golfer? Uh?

Speaker 9 (31:15):
No, No, Well I know I am.

Speaker 6 (31:17):
Because every time I hit the ball, I scratched my
head wondering where it went.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
All right, there you.

Speaker 9 (31:26):
Go, there's your Dann jokes.

Speaker 4 (31:27):
Everybody shout out to golf.

Speaker 2 (31:35):
Just in time to a Woody Show is back.

Speaker 6 (31:40):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world.

Speaker 9 (31:46):
Here on a Friday morning.

Speaker 4 (31:51):
Happy Friday, hayo to y'all. We are on the Woody Show.

Speaker 9 (31:56):
Whatdy, that's great Goring, there's what is that?

Speaker 4 (31:59):
Boddy Gina?

Speaker 9 (32:00):
Good morning to you.

Speaker 4 (32:01):
I would be Friday, Sammy Friday is sea man? Ye
got the phones open eight seven seven forty four. You
can hit us up with whatever you got on a
text Friday check in over to two to nine eighty
seven h seven two four, checking in saying hey, good morning.
Question should I post on OnlyFans about my webbed feet?

Speaker 8 (32:22):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (32:23):
Both feet? I have men's size eleven?

Speaker 9 (32:26):
Oh wow damn Yeah.

Speaker 4 (32:28):
Number one in Mount Leviton shout out to mal levianon
Yeah Levin, who needs that money?

Speaker 8 (32:34):
You were into that?

Speaker 7 (32:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (32:35):
Why not do it? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (32:37):
I mean, hey, if you can make some money doing
I mean, they are the footbe board nuts. Yeah yeah,
web feed I don't know, I mean, you don't even
got to show your face. Are they into ugly feet?
Are they into like just this is like beautiful feet
only I have the beholder.

Speaker 8 (32:50):
Probably the uglier the better.

Speaker 6 (32:52):
Maybe, I don't know.

Speaker 13 (32:53):
Look at the when they cross over each other, like
they're crossing their legs.

Speaker 8 (32:56):
Have you seen toes like that?

Speaker 4 (32:57):
No?

Speaker 6 (32:57):
I think that's the bronze foot, right, I don't know.
I have no idea what lebron James was there like
something about that? Was it him or somebody else? All
my foot news? I just know like, for whatever reason,
the feet thing.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
But I always figured it was like the way the
foot looks in a shoe, or you know, like because
they look good, like they're they have their painted up
or I don't know, you know, not like disgusting.

Speaker 9 (33:25):
What's that show you were watching?

Speaker 6 (33:26):
Menace? There was like, oh yeah that was rude basically
doctor Pimple popular but for feet, for.

Speaker 4 (33:34):
Feet, So you'd probably like that, Gina.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
In a way, I'm kind of jealous of feet people,
because what could be an easier thing to see that
turns you on?

Speaker 4 (33:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (33:43):
Right, I mean how can you not see feet? People?
Like we've said a thousand times, go to the beach
showing you're junk looking at any pictures see feet, Like
if I earned on by feet, the world would be a.

Speaker 6 (33:54):
Buffet of hotness. I don't get that people are over
dramatic about seeing feet.

Speaker 4 (34:00):
Yeah, that is odd to me.

Speaker 6 (34:01):
But the thing that does creep me out is those
toe socks because shoes.

Speaker 8 (34:07):
Remember that. Yeah, do not, and I repeat, do not.
Google the tobro.

Speaker 4 (34:13):
Right is on Instagram. It's a whole account. I just
googled it and I've seen some stuff. Menace has sent
me something.

Speaker 9 (34:19):
I'm out.

Speaker 4 (34:20):
It's foul.

Speaker 8 (34:21):
It's pretty bad.

Speaker 4 (34:22):
Yeah, yeah, but yeah, shout out to Mount Lebanon. Yeah,
you know, have you know I'm a class of ninety five.
Just got some email from them the other day, some alumni. Yeahah,
reunion time. I don't know if it's reunion that they
wanted me to sign up for something where everybody can
kind of keep in touch and you pay like some
some fee or something like that.

Speaker 11 (34:42):
Yeah, next year's your thirtieth.

Speaker 4 (34:44):
I wonder I wonder if they hit up Mark Cuban
with the same thing, because he's a Mount Lebanon. Oh
guy alumni. He graduated the same class as my mother.

Speaker 8 (34:52):
That's amazing, love.

Speaker 6 (34:54):
I think they would be desperate for him to come by.
All right, that's pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (34:58):
He could fund the whole thing, you know, yes, eight
seven seven forty four Woodie hit us up of the
text over to two to nine eight seven.

Speaker 9 (35:04):
Got the duy q.

Speaker 4 (35:05):
It's our dumb ass contest or chance to win something
this hour that's coming up right now, your Friday Fail store.

Speaker 9 (35:51):
All right, ladies and gentlemen, boys.

Speaker 6 (35:53):
And girls, it's time for your Friday Fail start.

Speaker 16 (36:01):
All these people.

Speaker 6 (36:02):
Thoughts they had the perfect plan, the planet could never
go wrong. But somewhere along the line it went from
being a great idea to one big stake in mega
uber ultche that's not too bad, all right, I mean,

(36:26):
you know beautiful yeah yeah, seven yeah, okay, yeah, It's
far from perfect, but it's far from terrible.

Speaker 4 (36:33):
This one is from a Westwood, Ohio where you got
this chick, Kathleen Geiger. She was hanging out in this
apartment complex when her buddy Arthur, you know, there's joking around,
and at one point Arthur jokingly requested Kathleen shoot.

Speaker 6 (36:45):
Him, you know, fun yeah, fun.

Speaker 2 (36:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:49):
So Kathleen's like, oh good, correct, and did it because
she believed that the gun was empty. But Unfortunately the
gun wasn't empty. She actually shot him and he died.

Speaker 8 (37:02):
I'm not buying.

Speaker 13 (37:04):
I'm not buying this story. My friend asked me to
shoot him.

Speaker 8 (37:07):
I thought it was blanks.

Speaker 4 (37:10):
Yeah, catheen charged with recklessly causing Arthur's death and now
calls fail jail.

Speaker 9 (37:15):
Good sale.

Speaker 8 (37:17):
That's what I'm gonna do should I ever shoot and
kill someone.

Speaker 10 (37:20):
Dude.

Speaker 8 (37:20):
They asked me to and told me it was blank.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
All right.

Speaker 4 (37:23):
This last one, here's one of my favorites of the week,
is from Abilene, Texas, where you got this fella Casey
Miguel Ronaldo Ray Sorez. He goes to a family dollar store,
goes to rob it, walks in, acts like he's got
a gun, told the clerk that, you know, hey, give
me the money. Clerk says, hey, the register won't open
unless a purchase is made. So Casey is like, oh okay,

(37:48):
buys some nail clippers. So the clerk rings up the transaction.
The register does you know? It pops open, but the
employee quickly closed the cash straw as soon as it opened,
So now Casey is frustrated, storms out empty handed, well
except for those super sweet nail clippers.

Speaker 9 (38:04):
And he was just bought and he bought fair saquer.

Speaker 4 (38:06):
The cops are called Casey, arrested and during questioning he
admitted to pretending to having a gun while trying to
rob the place. Charged with the robbery and resisting arrest.
He was taking to fail jail. My favorite part is
not only did he not get anything, he purchased nail
clippers and he gave that money. He lost money on
the whole idiot.

Speaker 8 (38:25):
I wonder how many times they could have done that.
He closed the rest, Sorry, you got to buy something else.

Speaker 6 (38:29):
Ticktock.

Speaker 4 (38:31):
All right, we're gonna take a quick break. We got
the Duyq that's coming up next. If you'd like to
be our contest and go ahead and give us a call.
That number is eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 6 (38:40):
Woody.

Speaker 4 (38:40):
It's just another random drunk that he talked to asking
some trivia questions on All you got to do to
guests and win on this contest is try to figure
out the drunk person. We'll get the answer right or wrong.
If you could do that two times out of three,
you're gonna be the winner of the Duyq, which we're
playing next. Eight seven seven forty four woody call, now
you play right back, all right, Time for today's dumb

(39:12):
ass contest you guys Friday morning, so we all know
what that's gonna be.

Speaker 9 (39:16):
No surprise here, It's time to play the.

Speaker 6 (39:18):
D You.

Speaker 9 (39:21):
Do you want?

Speaker 6 (39:22):
You you've asked, explain the game to everybody?

Speaker 9 (39:25):
Police, I asked a drunk. That's very important to a
drunk easy trivia questions. The game is, well, are they
so drunk they don't know the answer to these? Otherwise
completely obvious, completely everybody can get them easier trivia question.

Speaker 6 (39:38):
I mean, I did pretty well last week. You're done?

Speaker 10 (39:40):
Right?

Speaker 2 (39:40):
You did?

Speaker 4 (39:40):
You did as much tequila as I had had, And
as an embarrassing as I was in that event, I
still did pretty well.

Speaker 9 (39:46):
Yeah, he answered the questions. Now on stage he was
a mess, exactly. You play the game by guessing aaron questions.
If you gets whether they know two times out of three,
you win, all right, eight.

Speaker 4 (39:57):
Seven seven forty four Wolding. Let's say hello to Phil. Hey,
good morning, Phil.

Speaker 9 (40:02):
Phil, Hello, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 4 (40:04):
How's everything in the seven two four this morning?

Speaker 16 (40:06):
It's fogging good?

Speaker 4 (40:08):
All right, Well, let's get into the game. It's called
the d uy Q. And before we get to the questions,
it actually count. We're gonna get to know the drunk
a little bit better. What do we have here, Sea beast?
Or you visit a friend of.

Speaker 9 (40:17):
Ours, Miriam, and ask her some new questions and some
questions about how she found the man of her dreams.
Oh babe, all right, here's Miriam. How'd you fall in
love with your boyfriend? He has a big How did
you find out about that? Because three days later, three
days after you met him, you had sex with him.

(40:39):
Where did he take you on your first date?

Speaker 19 (40:41):
Beer?

Speaker 9 (40:42):
That was enough?

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (40:43):
That was enough?

Speaker 4 (40:45):
Buying beer?

Speaker 8 (40:46):
You buying beer? And I'm the one?

Speaker 9 (40:49):
Okay, So I have a beer in a big penis
that's all I need?

Speaker 16 (40:51):
Big?

Speaker 9 (40:53):
All right?

Speaker 7 (40:55):
All right?

Speaker 8 (40:55):
What was your da beer?

Speaker 4 (40:57):
Where'd he take you? Beer? Four beer out? Four beers?
He took me beer?

Speaker 6 (41:05):
Yeah, that's right? That yeah, all.

Speaker 4 (41:09):
Right, Phil, Well that's that's Miriam. Clearly she's been having
a great time. She's losing her voice, she's super drunk.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
It's just super lucky.

Speaker 9 (41:16):
All right.

Speaker 4 (41:16):
So we're gonna get into these questions again. You just
got to guess whether she gets the answer right or not.
Are you ready for question? Number one.

Speaker 9 (41:24):
I'm ready, all right, d U y Q.

Speaker 18 (41:26):
Eveny one of the US presidential cabinets.

Speaker 4 (41:29):
All right, I think this should be a pretty easy answer.

Speaker 9 (41:34):
Everybody's on.

Speaker 4 (41:34):
I mean, would argue that all of them are right. Yeah,
I would say that Miriam will not know. I'm getting
that she's pretty blitzed. Uh, I'll say yes. For Sammy,
I will say yes four minutes.

Speaker 6 (41:52):
I'm gonna.

Speaker 4 (41:53):
I'm gonna say yes for both of them. Know, for
Miriam Greg Gory, I'm hmm, I'm feeling a triple no
here for some reason. A trip No. Yeah, okay, I'm
gonna stick with.

Speaker 8 (42:04):
It, Gina, I'm giving it to Sammy and go and
know for everybody else.

Speaker 2 (42:08):
Do you hear that?

Speaker 4 (42:09):
Great, she's gonna give it to Sammy. Yeah, do it right,
Menace and Sammy? What do you think about our drunk
friend Miriam? Will she get it?

Speaker 2 (42:22):
No?

Speaker 19 (42:22):
No?

Speaker 2 (42:22):
All right?

Speaker 9 (42:23):
Phil?

Speaker 4 (42:23):
What do you think yes or no?

Speaker 6 (42:24):
On Miriam?

Speaker 10 (42:26):
No?

Speaker 4 (42:26):
All right? Question number one, See how Menace does first one.

Speaker 18 (42:30):
Of the US presidential cabinets efficiency.

Speaker 9 (42:36):
He's talking about the new doze that's not a cabinet
office though not with like Elon Musk and Vivic. No,
department cabinets.

Speaker 4 (42:46):
Uh, Sammy Congress, Congress, what congress you have?

Speaker 9 (42:54):
You have secretaries of so Agriculture, Commerce, defects.

Speaker 6 (42:59):
All these people are getting nomine right now, Attorney jo
jf K Because initially I was going to say f
D A would that's.

Speaker 9 (43:06):
The agency, the agent, so like those would probably be
a federal agency. Okay, yeah, if for whatever what however
it happens to formulate itself, all right, but it's still
not anything yet by any means.

Speaker 8 (43:17):
And what about JFK r f K r K. Yeah, no,
he said j f K. And there's a cabinet called JFK.

Speaker 4 (43:27):
Maybe sometimes like the name of bench after a couple
used to sit there all the time.

Speaker 9 (43:35):
Didn't have a cabinet in the White House?

Speaker 4 (43:38):
The JFK, the JFK cabinet, that's the credenza in the
White House.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
Right, Yes, I've always thought about that. Would you when
I die, I would love to have a bench named
after you?

Speaker 6 (43:46):
Would or some plaque near a tree?

Speaker 4 (43:50):
How about like a like a brick a walkway?

Speaker 20 (43:53):
Good?

Speaker 8 (43:54):
Yeah, be good and uh and blaze it and that's the.

Speaker 2 (43:58):
One bench means you made it, you know, bench.

Speaker 9 (44:03):
He could be none of those kindness benches I saw
in England where they're designed to be have a pleasant conversation.

Speaker 2 (44:08):
God like on after life. I was gonna.

Speaker 9 (44:11):
Start on things.

Speaker 10 (44:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (44:14):
Phil said that Miriam would not get this, and if
that's the case, he'll have his first point here in
this round of the d U i Q.

Speaker 18 (44:21):
One of the US presidential cabinets.

Speaker 8 (44:26):
Was that gig gown the cabinet that bitch with the
only face yep, yeah, but he's not a bitch with
an ugly face, does he?

Speaker 4 (44:36):
Well, he's the gay dude subjective maybe maybe Yeah, I'm
saying that maybe she doesn't find him attractive.

Speaker 6 (44:43):
That's her opinion.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Really does he's quite elfin.

Speaker 4 (44:47):
Kind of labyrinth ask Yeah, congratulations, dude, you are on
the board. Phil, you got one point here in this
round of the d U y Q. Question number two, A.

Speaker 19 (44:59):
Circle could be divided into how many degrees?

Speaker 6 (45:02):
All right?

Speaker 4 (45:03):
A circle, you can hear that again, can be divided
into how many degrees?

Speaker 6 (45:09):
You guys got this all right?

Speaker 4 (45:10):
You'd think Let's see, I will.

Speaker 9 (45:14):
Say Congress and.

Speaker 4 (45:21):
Wait, is that called DOSEE?

Speaker 6 (45:22):
The efficiency thing that's short for dose?

Speaker 4 (45:24):
Why keep on saying DOE? The Department of Governmental government.
Oh it is, okay, but that is that what they're
calling it? Is that just kind of what the media
is run with? I can't I can imagine.

Speaker 2 (45:34):
That's what they're calling it.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
Doesn't that already belong to like doge coin?

Speaker 8 (45:40):
I think that's the joke.

Speaker 4 (45:41):
You know, I'm saying, Joe because I don't think that's
what they're really calling it, right, I mean, yeah.

Speaker 13 (45:45):
That conversation Actually see best you might know this. I
heard from another elon stand that the reason why the
Teslas were named like the Tesla s the test sixty.

Speaker 8 (45:58):
Okay, so that sounds like something.

Speaker 4 (46:00):
Model asked the Model three, the X and the Model Y.
I use the word stand, but yes, that's correct. Yeah, right,
let's see. I will say that menace will get it.
Oh God, I yes, both. It's got to be yes
for both, right, I think so? Yeah, I'll say no

(46:22):
for Miriam, right, but I'm gonna go once again, yes
for both of these guys, Gina, I.

Speaker 8 (46:28):
Would like to go that way. Maybe I'm just feeling
extra cynical this morning.

Speaker 9 (46:32):
I'm going to go triple no, triple no, Greg, you
agree with me?

Speaker 2 (46:36):
Yeah, guess in this room, no to Miriam, all right, Phil,
what do.

Speaker 4 (46:39):
You think I'm going No, No. Question number two for
the du i Q.

Speaker 19 (46:45):
A circle could be divided into how many degrees?

Speaker 6 (46:48):
Menace? One hundred and eighty, one hundred and eighty, Sammy.

Speaker 11 (46:52):
Three and sixty three sixty is the answer.

Speaker 4 (46:56):
I wrote down?

Speaker 6 (46:58):
Should put three six, and I'll stick with my half
circle half circle?

Speaker 9 (47:03):
It could be he could be divided into one hundred.

Speaker 11 (47:05):
He divided it.

Speaker 4 (47:06):
When people it's one of the most common things that
people will say, like, oh, dude, I did a I
did a I did a three sixty on that. I
used to think I used to think X Y Z,
but then I did a three sixty on it, and
now I believe the opposite.

Speaker 9 (47:17):
I believe the same thing exactly.

Speaker 4 (47:20):
You've come full circle on that.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
I was so mad. I did a three sixty and
walked right out, So you went right back in.

Speaker 7 (47:29):
All right.

Speaker 4 (47:29):
Well, Phil has guessed that Miriam will not get this,
and if that is the case, he'll be the winner
here on the d U y Q.

Speaker 9 (47:34):
Question number two, a.

Speaker 19 (47:36):
Circle could be divided into how many degrees one?

Speaker 11 (47:40):
Two, three?

Speaker 6 (47:44):
Well, he congratulations in it. You're the winner of the
d u i Q. Congratulations Phil, and We appreciate, appreciate
you listening to the Woody Show. Keep telling everybody about
the show and get him listening to the station, and
have yourself a great weekend.

Speaker 4 (48:00):
Okay, okay, thank you man.

Speaker 6 (48:02):
Hang on, we'll get all your info. We're gonna get
that from you now. Phil made short work of all that.

Speaker 4 (48:08):
Yeah, but we do have one more question, just for funzies.

Speaker 9 (48:12):
Question number three, the test letter at the English alphabet
is what all right?

Speaker 16 (48:17):
Now?

Speaker 9 (48:17):
Can you deal without using your hands?

Speaker 4 (48:19):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (48:24):
Scratch paper please?

Speaker 4 (48:27):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (48:29):
Did you get it?

Speaker 4 (48:29):
I think I did without using your hands? Did you
use your hands?

Speaker 11 (48:33):
I used my hands before.

Speaker 4 (48:34):
I mean, are you gonna do it?

Speaker 11 (48:38):
What do you mean? That's not cheating?

Speaker 9 (48:39):
What do you mean?

Speaker 11 (48:40):
Question?

Speaker 9 (48:40):
You figure it out in your brain.

Speaker 6 (48:41):
You don't finger it out. You figure it out. I'm
being honest with my answer. Yeah, you want to say it?
Well this guests first, Okay, I'm gonna go. You could
use whatever you want menace. She she already did it.

Speaker 11 (48:57):
Well, I I'll be honest.

Speaker 8 (49:00):
So we have one encounter and one non counter.

Speaker 6 (49:02):
I like, let's just let's just how about this, let's
just get let's just guess on Miriam yes, okay, so
you think she'll.

Speaker 2 (49:08):
Get it, I'm going trip.

Speaker 8 (49:10):
Are you serious?

Speaker 4 (49:11):
I'm going no on Miriam still really yeah?

Speaker 6 (49:13):
No way she went one two three, yeah, one three.

Speaker 9 (49:17):
I didn't have there was no restrictions on how she
could figure.

Speaker 4 (49:20):
Yeah, all right, so I'm gonna say no for her.
No h What do you guys think? Yes or no? No?

Speaker 10 (49:26):
No?

Speaker 1 (49:27):
All right?

Speaker 18 (49:27):
Question number three, The tenth letter at the English alphabet
is what.

Speaker 4 (49:31):
Menace P P using your hands? Can you do it?
What's what?

Speaker 9 (49:37):
What's your.

Speaker 4 (49:39):
H I j K I don't know? Yeah, so did you?

Speaker 2 (49:44):
Why did you keep on keep going?

Speaker 6 (49:46):
I don't know what's I was counting it in my head.

Speaker 8 (49:49):
So what is it?

Speaker 4 (49:49):
What's the tenth? A, B, C, D E F G
H I j k L.

Speaker 2 (49:54):
You are going way too.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
Even with your fingers.

Speaker 11 (49:59):
You're talking fast than your count.

Speaker 2 (50:00):
Yeah, your fingers are usually how I am seconds.

Speaker 4 (50:05):
Thousand miles a minute. Man, you know I can't stop,
won't stop. This could be the easiest question we've ever had.
Doubting super smart is not important to me? No, no, no, no.
This is different than yeah.

Speaker 9 (50:19):
This is like that.

Speaker 4 (50:22):
I don't take any value in that.

Speaker 6 (50:25):
This is just like dude, nerds, you know, yeah, I
don't look like it doesn't make me feel better about myself.

Speaker 4 (50:33):
No, no, this shouldn't. I'm just I'm just being honest.

Speaker 6 (50:38):
Yeah I know, I know, but I'm saying, just for
a minute, just for a minute, cut the power on
the menace excuse generator and just think about it for
a second, honest with you. And the answer is k Okay.

Speaker 4 (50:51):
You think K is the tenth letter of the alphabet
even using your fingers. Honestly, look me in the eyes, please,
I am Are you serious?

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Can you do it one more time? Yeah?

Speaker 13 (51:02):
Slow h I just circling around it.

Speaker 2 (51:08):
He's going like this A, B, C, D E F G.

Speaker 9 (51:12):
He count This is not smart. This is like coordination skills.

Speaker 6 (51:17):
This is kind of I'll be honest, like a little worrisome.
I agree, Like he really?

Speaker 4 (51:24):
How about that?

Speaker 9 (51:25):
Took about j about? How about yourself?

Speaker 4 (51:30):
Is that what you came up with on the first try?

Speaker 8 (51:34):
Genius?

Speaker 4 (51:35):
Holy ish?

Speaker 6 (51:36):
Was are you guys feeling okay?

Speaker 8 (51:38):
Are we feel worried?

Speaker 2 (51:41):
This is actually worries.

Speaker 9 (51:43):
We need to do a work up.

Speaker 4 (51:44):
Like when you can't even do it by using your fingers,
that's very worries. You guys feel smart.

Speaker 9 (51:50):
I don't see I'm saying.

Speaker 6 (51:52):
I feel base like step. I feel like I'm place
it down and just very carefully. When do you learn
the step from the mins? Excuse generator for one second.

Speaker 4 (52:02):
You keep on saying that. But I'm just giving you honesty.
I don't think you are.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
I don't think you are.

Speaker 4 (52:07):
No, all right, No, if we had a lot of
techt yourself right now, that means I don't know, because
that's oh no, I would totally pass.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
It's like an intervention level.

Speaker 8 (52:15):
Yeah, this is a high defense MECHANI did.

Speaker 4 (52:17):
You hit the parking lot with Vaughn before you walked
in here this morning?

Speaker 12 (52:22):
No?

Speaker 2 (52:23):
Are you sure?

Speaker 4 (52:24):
I'm talking with you with complete honesty?

Speaker 19 (52:26):
What doctor?

Speaker 9 (52:27):
Would we send him to? A neurologist?

Speaker 6 (52:29):
Yeah? For sure, for sure.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
I watched that Aaron Hernandez show and when he died,
they cut up and his skull, took his brain out
and studied it and they said, had he not died,
he would have been completely incapacitated within ten years.

Speaker 4 (52:46):
Oh wow, died.

Speaker 2 (52:47):
They need to study your brain.

Speaker 6 (52:49):
Post war even still, like I think minimum and MRI.

Speaker 9 (52:53):
Yeah, something, make sure it lights up in the right places.

Speaker 4 (52:56):
Lights up at all, call the doctor and say it
took about the tress for Christmas? Lights one missing and
you're trying to figure out like which one is the
bad one?

Speaker 18 (53:05):
Man?

Speaker 1 (53:05):
Is?

Speaker 9 (53:05):
I hope you know?

Speaker 8 (53:06):
And I think I'm right. I think I speak for
it when I say like, we're not kidding.

Speaker 6 (53:11):
Right, like we was actually legitimately concerning because they can.

Speaker 9 (53:15):
They can. They can give you like exercises and things
to do to help either stop it, even occupational therapy.

Speaker 6 (53:21):
But you're not high. No, I'm fine, like legit. Yeah, okay,
all right, well there's the do you want everybody? Oh good,
Miriam getting sorry, I'm so distracted?

Speaker 10 (53:34):
Are you?

Speaker 2 (53:34):
Then?

Speaker 4 (53:35):
I just don't care about sounding smart. Yeah, you sound
sounding super smart, and being super smart is just not
important to me. So I just decided to be much
happier and you sound less douchey joint thought word that's
just general towards you.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
Okay, if you know the tenth letter, you're such ad.

Speaker 4 (53:55):
So let's let's see. Let's see bold star Gina, Let's
see if.

Speaker 9 (54:01):
Miriam gets it.

Speaker 18 (54:02):
The test letter at the English alphabet is what a B, C,
D G.

Speaker 9 (54:07):
J imm should say? Sure, did you should have sure.

Speaker 18 (54:15):
The test letter at the English alphabet is what A B, C,
D A G J I M L G M L
And can you use that in a sentence?

Speaker 9 (54:27):
I one, George, all right, I take it back.

Speaker 8 (54:33):
Then it's your fine.

Speaker 4 (54:39):
Greg mannis Gina Sammy. I asked sea Bass to come
in here and join us for this, uh, this conversation,
but he refused. And I think you'll understand why it's
a second. I think it's because he's too embarrassed, he says,
because it's not true. But I thought he might find
it interesting. CNN did a report here recently on bald
Reddit and said how it might just be the nicest

(55:03):
place on the internet. Really, do you believe that? Because
Reddit typically not known for being kind.

Speaker 6 (55:10):
Yeah, but it's other bald people getting together. I can't
imagine them being mean to each other.

Speaker 4 (55:15):
So there are about one hundred and forty three thousand
people on bald Reddit offering up advice, support, and encouragement
to the sea basses of the world. So guys they
post photos of their thinning hair and they ask if
they should take the plunge and shave it off.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
Oh good one.

Speaker 4 (55:31):
And then there's a second type of post guys will
unveil their freshly shaven bald heads with a photo.

Speaker 9 (55:36):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (55:37):
The support is insane looking people, and this is the Internet.
I mean, people are actually nice weird. Yeah. I made
a couple of notes quote, if there was a top
ten of bald glow ups, you'd be in there somewhere. Wow.
This subreddit is wholesome and inspired me to go bald
for good. Just bros supporting bros here.

Speaker 2 (55:58):
Yea, that's good for mental health.

Speaker 4 (56:00):
This is why I want to see Bass in here.
I thought maybe he could, like, you know, take the leave.

Speaker 6 (56:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (56:04):
The group is founded in twenty eleven is now want
to Reddits top two percent most popular subreddits. Some of
the subreddit rules include no ball bashing and to treat
the hair headed ones with kindness too. And oh, by
the way, and you cannot advocate for hair restoration in
the group.

Speaker 9 (56:23):
That's another about that.

Speaker 4 (56:25):
Yeah, so that's just another one of the rules to
keep this for. I guess what is possibly the nicest
subreddit or whatever you want to call in the history
of the Internet. Huh love that And I figured I
thought Sea Bass mind enjoy it because you make him
feel better about himself when you tell him he's.

Speaker 21 (56:42):
Hands in the air.

Speaker 4 (56:43):
If you're losing hair.

Speaker 6 (56:45):
When you're telling him he's balding, you tell him he's balding.

Speaker 9 (56:54):
And some topical seven using some real game rogue game.

Speaker 4 (57:01):
They would appreciate that song. I know would appreciate that
song of subreddit hanger good banned.

Speaker 9 (57:06):
I think there's some shenanigans going on.

Speaker 4 (57:08):
The Woody Show is back and we start another new hour.

Speaker 10 (57:14):
Woody.

Speaker 9 (57:15):
That's Greg, good morning, that's menace.

Speaker 4 (57:17):
I get it, ud, he is right there.

Speaker 6 (57:19):
I know you.

Speaker 4 (57:20):
I understand.

Speaker 9 (57:21):
Good morning to you.

Speaker 4 (57:22):
See man, I'm a professional. There's Sammy morning. Phones are
open eight seven seven forty four, Woodie. It's eight seven
seven forty four.

Speaker 6 (57:29):
Woodies. Hit us up with a text over to two
to ninety seven, looking for your participation here again this
hour because we have some Normally we do questions for
the fellas where the ladies of the Woody Show will
help us try to figure out.

Speaker 4 (57:44):
What the hell's going on, because we've got questions. Yeah, exactly,
and then we'll give you some answers and hopefully keep
some inside. Now it's flipped because Greg said he has
some questions for the ladies.

Speaker 2 (57:55):
Specific one.

Speaker 4 (57:55):
So Greg yeah, Greg's got some specific ones. We were
asking everybody to send some in. So I have some
other questions that the people have submitted for the ladies,
and we'll bring in you know, Morgan.

Speaker 6 (58:08):
Yeah, we won't know.

Speaker 4 (58:10):
So it's not just Gina and Sammy, right, it's uh,
you know, trust all the ladies that we that we
have here to try to get to the bottom of it.
Just try to understand each other better.

Speaker 8 (58:20):
We don't have to be like a doctor to answer these,
do we No?

Speaker 4 (58:22):
Okay, I mean no, not the ones that that I
have that we're submitted. No, No, but great. You just
want to throw a couple out there and then what
we could do? Yeah, then and then just to think
it over first. Well yeah, I mean, like if you
if you want to answer all.

Speaker 2 (58:38):
Right, Well one is, like I said, is incredibly specific
and it involves tamps.

Speaker 9 (58:42):
Okay, okay, yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:45):
Well no, of course, because I learned so much the
last time we talked about saw one and pretended to
insert one and I learned a lot. You know, how
you try to make the most of a bad situation,
Like when I was a kid and I broke my arm.
At least you have somebody your friend and sign your
cast or whatever. You know, it sucks that you broke
your arm, but yeah, it's cool you got your cast
and you know, just making the best of a bad situation.

(59:07):
And then Sammy, you once mentioned that you have to
how should I phrase this, uh replace slash change your
tamp when you number two because it might come out
right nice. My question would be, have you ever tried
to just basically have fun with a bad situation where
you're like, I'm gonna make it pop out, or I'm
gonna yeah, or I'm gonna Is that.

Speaker 4 (59:28):
The female equivalent of trying to hang a towel off.

Speaker 11 (59:30):
Your exactly off put a tamp like a baby yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:35):
Or like if you stand with your legs far apart
and kind of swing the string around, or like kind
of like wells right, exactly, like just try to have
fun with it even though it sucks.

Speaker 11 (59:46):
No, I have not tried to do that.

Speaker 8 (59:48):
Have you ever tied something to the end of it
and made it decorative?

Speaker 10 (59:50):
Is that what your.

Speaker 4 (59:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 21 (59:53):
Made?

Speaker 11 (59:53):
Some ornaments?

Speaker 8 (59:54):
I just never realized that.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
Christmas Christmas a little Christmas ornament like a red ball.

Speaker 8 (01:00:02):
I don't think I've ever had any quote unquote fun
with my tampon. Really we've been missing.

Speaker 4 (01:00:07):
Out but dazzling at all.

Speaker 8 (01:00:09):
Sometimes it can be.

Speaker 13 (01:00:10):
Really I don't know saying if this is your experience
or any of the other ladies on here, it can
be really hard to pull out and you have to
like like like wrap it around your wrist when it's dry,
or just your muscles are like contracted.

Speaker 4 (01:00:26):
Like do you put your like one foot up on
the toilet and kind of use that like to leverage.

Speaker 8 (01:00:31):
That's how you That's how you can That's.

Speaker 9 (01:00:33):
How you put it in.

Speaker 4 (01:00:34):
Yeah, if it's being real stubborn about coming out, like.

Speaker 8 (01:00:37):
Yeah, like a lawnmower.

Speaker 9 (01:00:39):
I start.

Speaker 12 (01:00:42):
In this sense of greg when I say, you know,
when you go number two in the pushing, it may
make it come out.

Speaker 11 (01:00:48):
It's not coming all the way out.

Speaker 12 (01:00:50):
It'll just be like a little bit and enough where
you'd have to pull it out, yeah, because.

Speaker 11 (01:00:55):
Otherwise it's kind of just a little bit out.

Speaker 13 (01:00:58):
It can though, if we're getting graphic. There are times
where I've gone to the bathroom and I've left and
I'm like, my tampa's still it.

Speaker 8 (01:01:06):
It does happen, and then it's.

Speaker 9 (01:01:08):
Like, well what do I do now?

Speaker 4 (01:01:09):
Because just check what do you mean.

Speaker 8 (01:01:11):
Because sometimes the string isn't like conveniently located, and then
you're really just kind of oh, yeah, yeah, have you
ever loved the string? That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:01:22):
I thought that's what the point of the string was.
I thought it was like a search and rescue.

Speaker 11 (01:01:27):
So you don't have to stick your fingers.

Speaker 4 (01:01:29):
Yeah, I understand. But sometimes that I understand, but I
can't understand like how to get.

Speaker 13 (01:01:34):
Sometimes it goes caddy wampus. It doesn't have a weight
on the end of it, like sometimes it goes where
it goes.

Speaker 2 (01:01:39):
That's what That's what I'm saying, Like, put a weight on.

Speaker 9 (01:01:41):
That's what they need, like fishing, That's what I'm sing.

Speaker 4 (01:01:44):
Bait and just make them longer so they can't bear. Yeah,
like a little little charm like.

Speaker 6 (01:01:52):
Length.

Speaker 9 (01:01:52):
It's the fact that the material it is, it's not
a strong it'll bunch and get wet and stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:02:00):
I have a like non gross question about tampon. Is
there any like fashionable ones, Like oh, all the cool
girls they use this brand.

Speaker 4 (01:02:10):
Like fashionable.

Speaker 9 (01:02:11):
It's in like a trendy the color cool brand.

Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
Yeah, like all the you know, like they make Stanley mugs, right, yeah, Yeah,
but then they make other ones that look like Stanley
and mugs that are not Stanley mugs.

Speaker 9 (01:02:20):
That's cool to have the Stanley colors, I would argue.

Speaker 11 (01:02:25):
The Tampax Pearl I would be in that cat.

Speaker 8 (01:02:27):
I was just gonna say, I use the Tampax Pearl forever.

Speaker 4 (01:02:30):
I'm looking to get a lady a gift to just
make sure I get the pearl.

Speaker 21 (01:02:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:35):
Is that the in brand?

Speaker 9 (01:02:36):
Morgan? Is that what you'd say?

Speaker 3 (01:02:37):
I go for the sport Tampax Sport.

Speaker 8 (01:02:39):
What's the difference?

Speaker 7 (01:02:40):
What does that do?

Speaker 6 (01:02:40):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:02:41):
The Sport one seems like it's gonna be more adaptable
to it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:44):
Matt Black or something, got spinners and running bolts, a
lightning bolt on the it's got a special trim to it.
But I told you they can only get on the
sport I have used.

Speaker 8 (01:02:56):
By well, not by accident. Was the only choice?

Speaker 13 (01:02:58):
Those O B tampons no applicator. Your choices at that
point exist.

Speaker 6 (01:03:05):
What was the other one that you hated recently? You
said you got one from like Whole Foods or something.

Speaker 13 (01:03:09):
It's like it's like a little teeny tiny cardboard tube
and nothing.

Speaker 8 (01:03:13):
It's just and it's it's really like it's like if
you were putting wool up there.

Speaker 4 (01:03:19):
Because I said, you said it was kind of like
a like a tree branch. It was slash like old newspapers,
shredded up like just some hippie dippy thing.

Speaker 8 (01:03:28):
Like the bottom of like a chicken coop, the compost.

Speaker 4 (01:03:31):
All right, So Greg started with a tampon tampon question.

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
Of course, I think MENACE's question is good because you
think these companies would brand them better, like have a
limited edition color like a Walmart exclusive.

Speaker 4 (01:03:44):
Yeah, you like a cool collabe like skinny Girl or something,
you know, buy anything.

Speaker 9 (01:03:57):
This is a missed.

Speaker 4 (01:04:00):
More charge. This is more of a public service for
the Tampa industry. Questions for the ladies. We got some
other ones too, and if you got one, you could
send a question. Doesn't have to be Tampa. They're just
throwing that out there, right. I have a bunch of
other ones that have nothing to do with any as.
It's not the whole thing is about anyway. Questions for
the ladies. That is next here on the Woody Show.
Hang on, whoa yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:04:23):
Right back?

Speaker 2 (01:04:24):
That is a beautiful boys.

Speaker 9 (01:04:30):
Funny asked.

Speaker 4 (01:04:36):
Questions for the ladies about all that, you know? Absolutely
all right, So Greg, he had a question right before
the break, and then we'll get the answer on this.
We got we got Morgan, we got Gina and Sammy
to help answer these questions and your second and this
is the last TAMP related questions, thank god.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
Yeah. Yeah, just basically, when you have your first peer
and your mother makes it big deal out of it,
wants to have a party or take you on to
lunch or celebrate, for lack of a better term, is
that a thing? And if it was a thing for you,
was it mortified?

Speaker 8 (01:05:09):
I don't know anyone who experienced that personally. I sure
as hell didn't.

Speaker 4 (01:05:14):
I have heard the term period party.

Speaker 8 (01:05:16):
Right, Yeah, and remember the Cosby Show had Woman's Day
and that was.

Speaker 4 (01:05:20):
Like a really big deal.

Speaker 9 (01:05:21):
Yeah, but that that is wouldn't fly in my house.

Speaker 8 (01:05:24):
And no one explained anything to me. Thank god for
the public education system.

Speaker 9 (01:05:29):
I had no idea.

Speaker 13 (01:05:30):
I thought women, you know, you laid eggs. Nobody knew anything.
I told my mom she was downstairs watching a movie.
I was mortified.

Speaker 8 (01:05:38):
I didn't know what to do. I sat there just
staring at the TV for like a half an hour,
and I.

Speaker 13 (01:05:42):
Was like I stole my kurds and she's like, okay, congratulations,
and then I was like, I think it's because I
had my period.

Speaker 8 (01:05:52):
And my mom goes, turns off the TV and goes, okay,
get goes to the store, gets bad.

Speaker 9 (01:05:59):
That was my That was it.

Speaker 8 (01:06:01):
That was my period part.

Speaker 13 (01:06:02):
But no like conversation, no tutorial, And that is why
I'm more like, do you guys have any questions?

Speaker 12 (01:06:14):
Yeah, when I first started mine, I was I had
two older sisters, so it's not like I was the
only girl bitch. So when I started mine, I remember
telling my mom and she just went, okay, well, then
go grab a pad.

Speaker 6 (01:06:28):
Like it was.

Speaker 8 (01:06:29):
It was just like about the time.

Speaker 4 (01:06:32):
Because like two other sisters you get, you get those
hand me down tamps happened.

Speaker 11 (01:06:42):
Yeah, after that kind of first cycle, I went, I'm
done with pads.

Speaker 8 (01:06:45):
They're so annoying.

Speaker 11 (01:06:47):
And so I told my mom. I was like, I'm
just gonna use him, and my mom was like, I don't.

Speaker 12 (01:06:51):
This was the this was the only real conversation and
my mom was like, I don't recommend that you're going
to leak. Like it's not because when you first start
and you don't know you and so she warned me
and she was like, you don't want to be at
school or something and something happens. I really don't think
you should. And I was like, well, I'm not wearing pads.

Speaker 11 (01:07:08):
I'm not doing it.

Speaker 4 (01:07:09):
And she was like, I'm gonna throw up. And somebody
on the tech says, my mom and my aunt got
me a cake that said congrats, and my dad got
me a card that day for everyone listening, don't do that.

Speaker 9 (01:07:21):
It's seems like make it. This one said.

Speaker 4 (01:07:25):
I was the first girl to get mine in class.
Didn't get a big celebration, but for one week I
was the coolest girl in all of class. All the
other girls wanted to ask me about it because I
was quote a woman.

Speaker 6 (01:07:36):
Now.

Speaker 8 (01:07:36):
Oh I like that because I remember the girl who
got hers first and she was like in fifth or
sixth grade and we were all like like, don't talk
about it. How embarrassing for you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:44):
Yeah, it seems like i'd be the opposite of that.

Speaker 4 (01:07:46):
Right, some other questions for the ladies, And so my
wife will asked me this question every once in a while, goes,
isn't it weird to sit like when you got nuts? Like,
how do you isn't that uncomfortable. It's the same kind
of thing. But how do you sleep comfortably with boobs?
This is one of the questions I got sent in.

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
That's a good question.

Speaker 11 (01:08:02):
I mean, I wouldn't know, So, Gina, you want to.

Speaker 19 (01:08:03):
Take this one.

Speaker 8 (01:08:06):
Well, you know, they do have boob pillows that I
looked into before my reduction. They're like they're like these
like kind of curved on both side pillows that you
put in between your boobs so when you lay sideways,
they don't like smush together. But I never actually pulled
the trigger on that. But it is not easy. You
don't sleep on your front, that's for sure.

Speaker 4 (01:08:25):
So you can't stomach sleep.

Speaker 8 (01:08:27):
And if you ever, like are on vacation or you
go to the beach, it's true, we do dig a
little trench.

Speaker 4 (01:08:33):
And like, yeah, that makes that makes sense. Yeah, yeah, same,
it doesn't get.

Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
But I can't really relate to that either, Gina. I
sleep on my front. I've never had to shoes.

Speaker 6 (01:08:44):
Yeah, they're like, I mean too small, all right?

Speaker 15 (01:08:48):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:08:49):
For women in groups, why don't you call your friends
out for bad behavior when they are obviously in the wrong.
Why is there a need to always justify their actions.
Oh that's interesting.

Speaker 3 (01:08:58):
Well I do this, I call out and I've lost
friends because of that because they just want to hear
what they want to hear. So girls with big friends
group it's because they don't tell the truth to their friends.

Speaker 6 (01:09:08):
Is because guys are like, dude, you're dumb ass.

Speaker 3 (01:09:13):
Right the faces?

Speaker 4 (01:09:14):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I guess you if you did
it privately or do you do it in front of
the group.

Speaker 3 (01:09:20):
Well, it's there's been different situations, but no, mostly privately.
But sometimes if you're you know, three or four girlfriends
at lunch or whatever, and they're talking about their ex
and blah blah, and you just tell it to them straight,
the whole group of girls will look at you like,
are you crazy right now?

Speaker 9 (01:09:33):
What are you doing? Like, don't say that.

Speaker 4 (01:09:34):
But dudes, we prefer to do it in front of
you because it's funny that well.

Speaker 12 (01:09:39):
Things can be delivered in a certain way. If you're
just being overly mean, that's not really helpful.

Speaker 4 (01:09:45):
Here's another question questions for the ladies. How can women
drop so much hair in my house and not be bald.

Speaker 9 (01:09:55):
Liked?

Speaker 13 (01:09:55):
That's I think it's an optical illusion because each hair
is you know, ten inches long as opposed to you know,
half an inch long.

Speaker 7 (01:10:02):
Like your hair.

Speaker 6 (01:10:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:10:03):
Maybe, but like I just know, like I want to
go take a leak recently, and there's a garbage can
right next to the toilet.

Speaker 6 (01:10:09):
I'm like, what is in there? Looks like a bird's nest. Yeah,
And that was just the hair that she had pulled
off of her hair brush.

Speaker 8 (01:10:15):
We do shed a lot.

Speaker 9 (01:10:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:10:17):
And then I look, she's got this one chair in
like the family room that she sits in. I never
sit in this chair. The kids never sit in this chair.
It's become her chair. And I'm looking at this thing.
It looks like the dog bed, like a dog's bed
has like just it just covered in fur. Yeah, it's
cover like just it's got a ton of her just
hair something like all over. I'm like, how are you

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not bald?

Speaker 9 (01:10:41):
We I mean, yeah, we do shed a lot.

Speaker 13 (01:10:43):
What do they say, you're supposed to the average person
sheds like one hundred hairs a day or something.

Speaker 19 (01:10:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:10:47):
I think they says fifty to one hundred hairs a
day is normal for a woman.

Speaker 18 (01:10:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:10:51):
Does her hair ever hurt? It seems like having long
hair would hurt nor No, because it's like the weight
of it, the weight of it, the length of it.

Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
If you pull it back, like if you have braids
or really slick ponytail, that might hurt a little.

Speaker 8 (01:11:04):
Yeah, it gives you an instant facelift.

Speaker 6 (01:11:06):
I apparently really hurt when I had hangovers, and like
I saw a gel in my hair and I would
like touch it, like my whole body would her weird.

Speaker 4 (01:11:13):
Yeah, back to the sleeping on your how do you
sleep comfortably with boobs question? A couple of people on
the text we have. One five oh five says I'm
a thirty six double D and I can sleep on
my tummy, Tom because boobs do smush down. This other
one says, I wear a forty six K bra.

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
What is that?

Speaker 8 (01:11:31):
Yah?

Speaker 3 (01:11:32):
Whip them out.

Speaker 13 (01:11:34):
I mean I've never here because you know a B
C okay, yeah, And because like triple D and E
are the same, you know, like that kind of thing.

Speaker 9 (01:11:42):
So if she's into the.

Speaker 11 (01:11:44):
Alphabet O K is a special t bra, like she
has to get it.

Speaker 8 (01:11:47):
I was very close to that before my reduction.

Speaker 4 (01:11:49):
I wear a forty six K bra and I sleep
comfortably on my front. I hate sleeping on my back. Oh,
I mean those must hang to the knees though the march.

Speaker 3 (01:12:00):
I will say, though, when you're laying on your back,
Gina is saying, maybe not saying it, but it's say you're,
you know, having sexual relations or something. You're laying on
your back and your boops are just flat. It's like
the most unattractive looking thing ever.

Speaker 8 (01:12:13):
Yeah, nobody's.

Speaker 6 (01:12:16):
And it goes under your armpitck kind of thing.

Speaker 9 (01:12:17):
Yeah, don't don't look at me.

Speaker 4 (01:12:21):
And maybe that's where it got started in pooring Greg together.
All right. Questions for the ladies, why can't they tell
us what's wrong without having to be asked multiple times?

Speaker 8 (01:12:37):
I mean it sounds like it's your relationship, not everyone.
I'm pretty direct.

Speaker 9 (01:12:42):
There are a lot of girls like that.

Speaker 4 (01:12:44):
Another question the fact that women want you more when
you're married or have a girlfriend. Why is that because you're.

Speaker 8 (01:12:50):
Road tested and approved?

Speaker 2 (01:12:54):
Really?

Speaker 8 (01:12:55):
I think probably yeah, like, oh somebody else likes you,
that somebody else has already vetted you.

Speaker 4 (01:13:00):
Do you find people more attractive if you know they're
in a relationship, Whether it's conscience or I can never
say that word right, conscious a conscious a conscious thought
or not?

Speaker 13 (01:13:10):
I don't that's a good question because being married now,
I guess I think less about it, but I would
answer it by saying the flip thing.

Speaker 8 (01:13:16):
It's like, you know, everyone says, oh, they're this age
and they're not married, what's wrong with them?

Speaker 15 (01:13:20):
You know?

Speaker 13 (01:13:21):
So maybe the opposite is true, like oh, you know
they're somebody else thought they were good enough to marry.

Speaker 6 (01:13:25):
Yeah, you know what I mean?

Speaker 2 (01:13:26):
Or is there maybe some sort of taboo element to it,
like oh, he's unattainable, so it makes it nay or naughty?

Speaker 9 (01:13:34):
Naughty?

Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
It's a challenge.

Speaker 6 (01:13:37):
It's a challenge.

Speaker 11 (01:13:38):
I've never found it more appealing, I guess.

Speaker 8 (01:13:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:13:43):
I don't get that the ring is an obstacle to
like you back off, You're not like, oh, challenge, except
they would go to like.

Speaker 4 (01:13:49):
One of those natural competitive things between women. Yeah, take
somebody's husband. Well they say, like, no, chicks don't do
things for you know, do whatever. Yeah, there's always some
kind of competition. Yeah, right, And there are people who
are obviously more competitive than others, and so maybe it's
one of those.

Speaker 10 (01:14:08):
I don't.

Speaker 7 (01:14:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (01:14:09):
I could be for a single guy, sure, oh okay,
but I wouldn't for somebody's husband or make the mistakes.

Speaker 13 (01:14:15):
We know that there are women out there that are
into that. I just I think we're having a hard
time relating.

Speaker 6 (01:14:21):
Yeah, but I think what you said initially like road tested. Okay,
this guy has been approved by others exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:14:28):
Speaking of shoes and purses, did you have to like
practice walking into high heels.

Speaker 9 (01:14:33):
Yes, yeah, absolutely, for what a day for that?

Speaker 13 (01:14:36):
And then you have to like, well, we would like
shuffle up and down our driveway to scuff the bottom
so they were less slippery.

Speaker 8 (01:14:43):
And you know, we absolutely had to like rehearse.

Speaker 2 (01:14:47):
It seems impossible, very difficult. I'm no, it seems like
it would be impossible.

Speaker 9 (01:14:52):
It's not my favorite.

Speaker 11 (01:14:53):
Yeah, you need strong inkles for sure.

Speaker 6 (01:14:55):
Just wear flats because I don't want to deal with
you at the end of the night where you're walking around.

Speaker 8 (01:14:59):
With him your shoes in Vegas like the Zombie Bear.

Speaker 4 (01:15:03):
Because Morgan's so tall, Like, I can't really see you
wearing heels.

Speaker 3 (01:15:06):
I wear heels all the time, is how I'm always
taller than six foot.

Speaker 9 (01:15:12):
I love heels.

Speaker 4 (01:15:13):
You're tall already, so that's why I figure, like maybe
you wouldn't.

Speaker 6 (01:15:16):
No, I think it adds to the outfit.

Speaker 3 (01:15:18):
Honestly, I think flats are gross girls look out of
them and.

Speaker 9 (01:15:22):
Sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:15:25):
Back to Venice's point, if you cannot commit to the
same shoes all night, don't wear them because it is
so gross and unattractive to see a girl, you know,
holding her shoes or wearing flops.

Speaker 8 (01:15:36):
Well, talk about companies that saw a need and went
in there.

Speaker 13 (01:15:40):
There's vending machines that a lot of like party spots
with those little ballet flats, and I'm pretty genius like CVS.

Speaker 12 (01:15:46):
Now, I was always that girl though, barefoot within two
seconds a wedding. I've always streaming Vegas barefoot a lot
because I can't.

Speaker 11 (01:15:55):
He yelled me. He was like, you need to put
your shoes on right now. And I'm like, well, that's
not happening.

Speaker 3 (01:16:02):
But why wouldn't you just wear comfortable shoes on because
twenty one and.

Speaker 8 (01:16:09):
Hey be ugly, but commit to being ugly.

Speaker 9 (01:16:11):
I did so one or the other.

Speaker 4 (01:16:12):
There's another one common things women do that men can
wrap their heads around. For me, the impacts of the
menstrual cycle on the entire body. I know enough to
be very glad I don't have to go through it,
but not enough to fully understand what women go through.
Like everybody knows about the you know tams, right, Greg.

Speaker 2 (01:16:27):
Well, that's the thing is, I just have zero understanding
of it.

Speaker 8 (01:16:30):
For some people, it's not a big deal. For others
like me, you get shooting pains down your legs, and
then some people headaches and migraines and uh, you know,
hormones are affected where like your stomach gets real jacked
up and so you're just like constantly on the like
it's the period exactly.

Speaker 13 (01:16:50):
It affects the whole body, and you get like you
get dumb, you get dumber, like you can't remember stuff.

Speaker 8 (01:16:57):
It's it's a whole thing.

Speaker 6 (01:16:58):
Yeah, that reminds me.

Speaker 4 (01:16:59):
There's this old timey like back in the fifties, sixties, whatever,
they had these like sex ed classes and they would
show people the film strips like you know some of his.
That was always a cool job, by the way, when
you were a kid, and it had a slide projector
or a film strip that had to be turned and
you got to be the one to turn it.

Speaker 6 (01:17:16):
Oh yeah, yeah, they don't do that anymore obviously because.

Speaker 4 (01:17:20):
Yeah, but yeah, there was like one of those this
is one of those old sex said things when it
comes to period lesson too.

Speaker 22 (01:17:26):
Menstruation Like seasons, there comes a time in every young
lady's life every body changes. You will notice breasts starting
to appear. The boyish figure is replaced by a more
curved torso.

Speaker 9 (01:17:41):
But the most important.

Speaker 22 (01:17:42):
Change a young girl will experience is labeled menstruation, or
more commonly called a period or monthlies every month for
four or five days. Blood will flow outside your bodies.
Not worry every girl encounters this. It may be scary
at first, but as you grow, the menstrual cycle will

(01:18:04):
become second nature to you. To protect your clothing the blood,
you wear a sanitary pad. The sanitary pad is a
thick layer of cotton that absorbs all the blood. It
prevents it from staining your underwear pants. It's a good
idea to keep some extra pads in your purse or locker. Remember,

(01:18:25):
the menstrual cycle means you are maturing into a young woman.

Speaker 4 (01:18:29):
Enjoy this change in your body.

Speaker 10 (01:18:33):
He puts the G in Garcia, So call sports with Garcia.

Speaker 4 (01:18:41):
Hey, good morning and happy Friday, Jeff.

Speaker 16 (01:18:43):
G, what up?

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And good morning?

Speaker 4 (01:18:45):
What do you show? Happy Friday?

Speaker 20 (01:18:46):
Everybody got your World series information in just a few seconds.
But Let's go ahead and start with my Chargers. They
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Speaker 4 (01:18:54):
Gore Curdlood may touch down, my.

Speaker 20 (01:19:00):
Man crush Justin Herbert three touchdowns and Vidal ran for
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Chargers are now five and three. Rams fans, you got
the weekend off as well as Raider fans. Niners do
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World Series Game number one tonight five pm from Toronto.
Blake Snell on the mound for the Dodgers, and speaking

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of the Dodgers, pitching, Alex Vessio won't be with the team.
He had a very personal family matter that he's dealing with.
I do know his wife was pregnant, so I may
have something.

Speaker 2 (01:19:29):
To do with that either way.

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Keep listening for your chance to win.

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Move it on to the NBA.

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That's on Prime Video. Then the Lakers are in Sacramento.

Speaker 20 (01:19:46):
On Sunday. Clippers hosts the Suns tonight at Into It Dome,
then the Blazers on Sunday. Now, speaking of the Trail Blazers,
their coach Chauncey billups in the middle of that huge
NBA scandal involving leaked information about players, poker games hosted
by the mob using X ray tables, special glasses and
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these damn games are fixed. At Ahl Kings won last
night in overtime. Kings are in Nashville tomorrow, and in
Chicago on Sunday. Ducks beat Boston last night seven five,
and there in Tampa Bay tomorrow. College football UCLA have
won a few in a row, but they got their
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your SoCal sports all right, Jeff.

Speaker 10 (01:20:30):
You.

Speaker 1 (01:20:36):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:20:36):
So we'll get to this really quick. A couple more
questions for the ladies. Number one, the fact that they
find other people's dating drama interesting and it doesn't even
need to be someone that they know. It's baffling to me.
They can prattle on and on for hours the most
of the most granular detail of other people's dating lives.

(01:20:57):
How the F is that even interesting? Good question?

Speaker 6 (01:20:59):
Off the great question.

Speaker 8 (01:21:01):
I have an answer for that. When it's people that
you know and like, the people that you and your
boyfriend or husband know, but not.

Speaker 6 (01:21:07):
Like celebrity break up with drama, like people are interested at.

Speaker 4 (01:21:11):
That, that's obsessed with that.

Speaker 8 (01:21:12):
That's not really my feel of expertise.

Speaker 13 (01:21:14):
But when it's people you know, it's like, that's the
most like juicy gossip in the world, because you know,
people present themselves one way in public and one way
to their person they're with. And when you find out
who that person is, how do you not just talk
about it for hours?

Speaker 4 (01:21:30):
On that will I will argue that everybody enjoys some
hot goss hot, but not when it comes to the
real I don't like the relationship stuff or really anything
celebrity related to that.

Speaker 8 (01:21:42):
I don't really know.

Speaker 4 (01:21:43):
I'm with you on people that maybe you.

Speaker 9 (01:21:45):
Know, Oh, I got to hear it, see, I love
it no matter what.

Speaker 11 (01:21:47):
I don't even need to know.

Speaker 12 (01:21:49):
I want to hear the whole story because I also
just when it comes to movies and stuff like that.

Speaker 11 (01:21:54):
Love a true story.

Speaker 12 (01:21:56):
So if I want if there's a movie and they're like, oh,
based on a true story, like, oh, I'm watching and
this actually happened. So if you're telling me a story,
whether I know that I'm not, and I can ask
all the questions that I want and get all the answers,
it's the best. And you're like, oh my gosh.

Speaker 11 (01:22:10):
And then you tell other people and you're like, this
actually happened. You're not gonna believe it.

Speaker 6 (01:22:16):
Somebody in your wheelhouse. What's her name Ballerini something? Did
she go through some big breakup?

Speaker 11 (01:22:22):
I mean she did, Yes, she got a divorce.

Speaker 6 (01:22:24):
Yeah, Like I don't even know who that is, but
they like people talk about the drama so much, it
like comes up.

Speaker 4 (01:22:30):
In that way about whoever the hell it was. There
was like some and they combined the names. It was
the it wasn't a car dash here.

Speaker 6 (01:22:38):
No, I don't know. There's something recently though, that's constantly
in my feed is the Zach Bryan who's the singer
and then Brianna from Barsceol sports, Like their breakup is
like constantly all over my feet.

Speaker 4 (01:22:50):
I want to say it was a couple of years
ago and was a whatever gate or whatever that mess
was obsessed with.

Speaker 8 (01:23:00):
A fortunate to say, I state that the whole thing,
and I don't know who they are.

Speaker 6 (01:23:04):
All right, it's go to Brian. Hey, good morning, Brian,
good morning. Right, So what's your question for the ladies?

Speaker 7 (01:23:11):
Well, I have a question. Why is it when a
guys on a girl that girl and goest becomes friends
with the girl that he cheated on her with the
other woman?

Speaker 11 (01:23:24):
I don't know about this.

Speaker 8 (01:23:25):
Did this happen to you? Yeah, a new one.

Speaker 6 (01:23:30):
Yeah, that tends to happen if like the relationship obviously
doesn't continue with the with the side piece.

Speaker 4 (01:23:37):
Yeah, with the side and then they can miserate over you.

Speaker 13 (01:23:39):
Yeah right, I do understand, you know, like girls get
all crazy when you know a guy cheats on him
and then goes.

Speaker 9 (01:23:45):
After the girl.

Speaker 8 (01:23:46):
Go after your man. He's the one that couldn't keep
it in his pants.

Speaker 4 (01:23:49):
Well, also I say the same thing about like a dude,
we'll get mad, comes home, sees the wife with somebody
else and starts to beat God, you're not in a
relationship with him, Yeah, yeah, I know, Yeah, you're commitment
issue was with her. I'm not saying you beat the
crap out of her. I'm not saying that.

Speaker 9 (01:24:02):
But your issue was with them.

Speaker 6 (01:24:04):
Yes, there shouldn't be an issue unless that's your best
friend and your brother or your dad.

Speaker 8 (01:24:10):
That like, yeah, yeah, I don't think this is very common.

Speaker 2 (01:24:14):
Well, there was a whole movie with right, and there
was three of them. They all became best Yeah, sorry
about that, Brian. That sucks.

Speaker 4 (01:24:22):
But like, yeah, but you but you cheated on her?

Speaker 7 (01:24:26):
No, yes I did.

Speaker 4 (01:24:30):
First. Okay, with that, Samuel will tell you that you're
not really a bad guy, you know.

Speaker 12 (01:24:34):
I don't suggest staying with him though, but you can
do a bad thing and not be a bad person.
There are people who are bad people, true, but.

Speaker 4 (01:24:41):
You're a bad guy, right, Brian, person, I think thank
you to appreciated. Listen to the wood Show.

Speaker 9 (01:24:51):
I think what you're talking about that sensation. I don't
think the diaper makes it so that.

Speaker 4 (01:24:55):
You want to pee.

Speaker 10 (01:24:56):
I think it.

Speaker 4 (01:24:57):
I think there may be some kind of effect where
you know you've gone and I can feel the warmth
kind of like head them down toward my pest show.
The Woody Show, WI is back. Okay, one more question, Yeah,

(01:25:18):
as we're talking about questions for the ladies, and this
was one I was sent over. Then I saw some
mortis come over. Here's the question from let's see oh
six six one? How come women just can't say what
they want for dinner? It's always some long discussion and
they even ask what you want, knowing that they already

(01:25:38):
had something in mind? Why why the mind games?

Speaker 2 (01:25:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:25:41):
This is somebody else said, why do you ask your
significant other to pick a restaurant, food, or travel destination
and then shoot the ideas down if you want or
don't want certain things. Why can't you just make the
decision yourself?

Speaker 16 (01:25:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:25:54):
Question because as a guy, as a guy who when
my wife says, what do you want for dinner?

Speaker 4 (01:25:59):
And I say, I don't care? You know why? Because
I really don't care if there's something that I really
don't want.

Speaker 9 (01:26:05):
Like you know what, I had chicken, I had spaghetti.

Speaker 4 (01:26:08):
I had chicken for lunch today, not chicken, or you know,
had Mexican for lunch today.

Speaker 6 (01:26:13):
So I got it.

Speaker 4 (01:26:14):
I'm not just not feeling whatever. I'll tell you that
and then after that the world's your oyster. And I honestly,
truly this is not a test I'm not testing you.
I don't care. You can have whatever you want. Yeah,
why is that?

Speaker 8 (01:26:25):
That's a good question.

Speaker 13 (01:26:26):
I wonder if it's because women want to come off
as agreeable and are just rolling the dice to see
if you'll, if you'll, if your two preferences will match.

Speaker 4 (01:26:36):
Just you know the spot.

Speaker 15 (01:26:38):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:26:39):
That's what happened with you.

Speaker 11 (01:26:40):
I don't ever know what I want. I just know
what I don't want.

Speaker 9 (01:26:44):
That's it.

Speaker 11 (01:26:45):
So I'll say I don't care unless it's something I
don't want. So then you have to throw as.

Speaker 4 (01:26:49):
Do a laundry list, and so just tell us what
you don't want, right, I will, I will. But it's
interesting you waste the time. Don't ask for ideas without
saying what you don't want. Want, Say hey, no, what
I don't want in the moment.

Speaker 11 (01:27:03):
Until you until you say it, and then I know
that I don't want that.

Speaker 9 (01:27:06):
I have to know that you want it before I
know I don't want it. I just figured this out.
It's women don't want the choice. They want the conversation,
like like gossip. Women, that's that's your brain is you
want conversation, you want gossip, you want interpersonal relationships, and
that's just an extension of it. No, I just don't
what you want for dinner question because because it involved

(01:27:27):
because then it opens up a door to conversation and
you're disgusting and going back and forth and this and that. Huh,
it's how their brains are wired.

Speaker 2 (01:27:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:27:33):
I saw something really funny on social the other day.
I think I posted it on the what do you
show Instagram story where this guy's like, here's how to
get around that whole situation. Hey, guess where we're going
to dinner tonight? Where guess where we go?

Speaker 8 (01:27:50):
Are we going to that type place that I love?

Speaker 20 (01:27:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:27:54):
Yet dude, we share the same brain. Oh my god.

Speaker 4 (01:27:58):
Yeh then right over to the place.

Speaker 9 (01:28:00):
That's a great idea.

Speaker 8 (01:28:03):
Yeah, yeah, great work around.

Speaker 4 (01:28:05):
Yeah, let's see because and then Chick's also like like,
oh my god, it's like we have ESPN right exactly
what It's easy to trick them. Yeah, I mean, so
you can try that out, fellas. I will try at
some point.

Speaker 8 (01:28:20):
See that's I got to see some of these girls
that you're tricking.

Speaker 9 (01:28:23):
No, it's you know, it's like it's the whole it's
about the mind games, the mystery methoid. You know, there's
there are ways to like easy psychological tricks like what
you just did the trick. I mean, it's easy to
trick guys too. We just don't care. We don't need
to be tricked.

Speaker 6 (01:28:37):
We're just dumb as hell, Okay, cool, whatever?

Speaker 4 (01:28:41):
Can you know?

Speaker 6 (01:28:47):
We're constantly giving out the phone number and the text
and email, social media, all these.

Speaker 9 (01:28:52):
Different ways that you could be a part of the
show or let you know, let us know what you think.

Speaker 4 (01:28:56):
And then there's also our favorite where people get upset
about something and then they go to the radio station
website and there's that contact us lately.

Speaker 9 (01:29:07):
And the other thing is going to management.

Speaker 4 (01:29:10):
It goes to everybody on the programming side, because a
lot of times it's just hey, asking a question about
a contest or sometimes even requesting a song or whatever,
and we get those too, and that's where people go
to complain. And look, we have said a number of times,
this show is only done for the people who really
like the show, people who are just kind of and
there's a lot of that hate Listen.

Speaker 6 (01:29:28):
You know, people hate watch hate Listen. It's been happening
for you know, since the beginning of time. Yeah, you know,
people hang out with other people who trigger them. They
enjoy that stimulation.

Speaker 4 (01:29:38):
I'm not sure what it is, but at a certain
point it becomes on an unhealthy relationship and we have
to cut some dead weight around here. And that's where
we have the Woodie Show Crossroads. Yeah, because it's just

(01:30:05):
not productive, you know what I mean, it's probably better
for your mental health.

Speaker 2 (01:30:08):
And we don't have to deal with you and you.

Speaker 4 (01:30:10):
Know all you're just yelling at a wall at that point.

Speaker 9 (01:30:14):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:30:15):
This was one of those station feedback ones. This is
from a woman named joe Ann. Subject ageis to content.
Oh and then also when the ones it gets in
to the radio station, would you like a reply reply request?

Speaker 2 (01:30:28):
In this case, yes for me.

Speaker 4 (01:30:30):
She says. I was listening to The Woodies Show and
heard their take on the Golden Bachelorett And can I
just say, what a gross and demoralizing segment. Yeah, it's
honestly not even funny. But the more I listened, the
more I realized the problem wasn't how unfunny this segment was.
The actual problem is the fact that your entire crew
is exploiting older women who are simply just trying to

(01:30:51):
support themselves and their families.

Speaker 13 (01:30:52):
They got money for this segment, Yeah, they were given
coins that balanced the feed.

Speaker 4 (01:30:57):
I honestly have a feeling that it's illegal for your
show to even be recording these women in their personal
moments and playing them on the radio. That's not true.

Speaker 9 (01:31:05):
These are public chat rooms.

Speaker 4 (01:31:06):
I hope one day to read an article saying that
you were sued for it. But until then, I am never,
and I repeat never, listening to this radio station.

Speaker 2 (01:31:15):
Again.

Speaker 4 (01:31:15):
Other things I have heard on the show were kind
of entertaining, but it's just not worth listening to a
show once you find out that all of the hosts
are ageis predators and exploiters. Maybe you guys are just
creeps and you get off on it all, or maybe
you are just unfunny people who have no empathy for
the working class. Either way, we're done here. Okay, that's

(01:31:37):
from Joeanne. We've lost everybody that very nice crap agis.

Speaker 15 (01:31:46):
Everybody?

Speaker 2 (01:31:51):
But I mean, for sure that is true?

Speaker 9 (01:31:58):
What a show?

Speaker 4 (01:31:58):
Crossroads? Next up, This is a sent to our email
email at the woodieshow dot com. It's from a guy
named Joe no subject.

Speaker 6 (01:32:10):
He says, here's the thing about your show, I love
it ninety five percent of the time, but the other
five percent of the time I really wonder why even listen.
I like the segments for the most part, but what
I don't like is how the show, especially Woody says
the show is politically incorrect, and yet the most PC
person on the show in Sea Bass too.

Speaker 9 (01:32:32):
I support this.

Speaker 4 (01:32:33):
I know you'll ask for an example, and there are numerous,
but recently a guy called into the show to complain
about fat Chick Skinny Chick.

Speaker 6 (01:32:40):
He said that the segment was unprofessional, and Woody immediately
called him an our word. He didn't say retard, he
said our word. Really, this is the insensitivity training for
a politically correct world that you advertised.

Speaker 4 (01:32:51):
Are we still middle schoolers? Another example, there was a
news story about a wildfire and the firefighters were dumping
fire retardant on it, but you guys couldn't and bring
yourself to say that you called it fire our word.
How obnoxious joke. You guys are homos, politically incorrect of
keeping it real?

Speaker 1 (01:33:08):
My ass.

Speaker 4 (01:33:11):
You guys are different, but you're not just another bunch
of PC libtard homos. I've been saying I'm done listening
for good, all out.

Speaker 9 (01:33:20):
I love that.

Speaker 8 (01:33:21):
The first creator it said we're too mean, and this
one said, you guys aren't meeting up.

Speaker 6 (01:33:27):
These are the type of dudes that they hare swear
where they start joeing.

Speaker 4 (01:33:32):
Oh my god, he said the F word, by the way,
the the fire thing, the fire retardant always, that's a
that's a goof, that's said Joe on political correctness that
we won't even say retardant for fire retardant. Are you
getting now, sir, Yeah, yeah, Joe, sarcasm is dead.

Speaker 6 (01:33:50):
But a retard.

Speaker 4 (01:33:53):
Yeah, because homo's bad.

Speaker 2 (01:33:56):
Yeah, it's so bad.

Speaker 8 (01:33:57):
Real flur.

Speaker 4 (01:33:59):
All right, Well, here's one. This is sent to that station.
Feedback is from Lynn subject Sea Bass is a cancer.
Replied requested, yes, oh, now you knew this. While I
was coming Sea Bass. I was listening to the show
and I heard Sea Bass, one of the more ignorant
people I've ever heard, say that teachers should just shut

(01:34:21):
up and do their jobs. Shut up and dribble teachers.
But he didn't just say that as a throwaway comment.
He went on and on about how teachers are on
high horses and don't deserve the credit that they get,
and I just want to say to Sea Bass, you
are truly an idiot.

Speaker 1 (01:34:37):
Go on.

Speaker 4 (01:34:37):
You have never been a teacher, and you never could
be too. You were a homeschooled loser. That alone means
you shouldn't be speaking on the subject.

Speaker 9 (01:34:46):
I went to high school, thank you, in college.

Speaker 4 (01:34:48):
But just so you know, we barely get any credit
as teachers. I barely get paid. I have to buy
supplies out of my own pocket, and I put extra
hours grading and meeting with parents every week. Get private job,
Bob is not only demanding, but it's thankless, second only
to being a mother, and I am both.

Speaker 9 (01:35:05):
You don't get patted on the back and caller here
all the time?

Speaker 4 (01:35:07):
Oh wait, you do. So for you, of all people,
to be telling teachers that they suck and should just
quote shut up and do their jobs is crossing the
line even for you grow up. You have made the
Woodie Show unlistenable. And guess what save different cancelation. We
are teachers and we talk, So good luck with that, buddy.
Wait what, I guess she's gonna tell all her yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:35:30):
Me and all my friends.

Speaker 4 (01:35:32):
How about you just shut up and do your job.

Speaker 9 (01:35:34):
This is my job. You know it wouldn't suck if
you got to hit by bus, use that language in
front of children.

Speaker 4 (01:35:43):
That thanks a lot of s.

Speaker 9 (01:35:46):
That's a great lost us.

Speaker 4 (01:35:49):
Use their all money like you pay to be around children.

Speaker 9 (01:35:52):
That's kind of weird Summas, all right, So Gina doesn't
know this, but this has been going on for a
long time, and so on. So when I took a
test that, by the way, a third of people who
want to take the test don't pass pass it easily,
would you all be willing to allow me to actually
sign up to be a registered substitute Cherich means I
wouldn't be here some days.

Speaker 8 (01:36:09):
Obviously, I would give anything to see this.

Speaker 11 (01:36:12):
No, I don't want sea bass around children.

Speaker 9 (01:36:14):
I want this to happen in the worst. But of
course I wouldn't say I'm sea Bass, et cetera, et cetera.
I would just go do it periodically and report back
on what happened.

Speaker 8 (01:36:24):
Are you gonna wear like a body can?

Speaker 9 (01:36:26):
Well, no, I'm not gonna do. I'll just come back
and talk about what happened. And you actually pat myself
on the back, because that's the number one thing he hears.
You could never get out.

Speaker 13 (01:36:36):
What we're gonna need though, is we're gonna need like
the assistant principle or something.

Speaker 9 (01:36:39):
To corroborate your day, right, So.

Speaker 6 (01:36:41):
We need both.

Speaker 8 (01:36:43):
And what are the kids?

Speaker 6 (01:36:44):
You could barely handle it if somebody asked you how
your weekend was, or like the beginning of this hour
when I said, uh, hey, good morning, Sea Bass.

Speaker 4 (01:36:51):
But he wants I'm not saying that he can't. I'm
not saying that he can't acting do the job, meaning
like you know, he can't pass the test. Could he deal?
That is what I just proposed with children themselves and
with the with the parents taking his own life, that's

(01:37:11):
the part like he could fake it for a minute.
I'm saying if he did it day in and day out,
could he take it? I don't think he could. I
don't think subs have to deal with parents, do they?

Speaker 21 (01:37:19):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:37:19):
I think he could totally do it.

Speaker 4 (01:37:21):
Also, are just one offs.

Speaker 11 (01:37:23):
It's not day in and day out, Like.

Speaker 9 (01:37:26):
You can't just quit this job and take a pall on.
You want to pay me for both, I'll do it. Yeah,
I'm happy to do both.

Speaker 4 (01:37:33):
At today's a basketball sixth grade, so teachers like being
cl team six.

Speaker 9 (01:37:38):
So oh wait, every sixty two year old retiree.

Speaker 4 (01:37:40):
I wouldn't want to do it. You wouldn't watch it
with my own kids.

Speaker 2 (01:37:43):
It's easy TV.

Speaker 11 (01:37:46):
They play videos.

Speaker 9 (01:37:47):
They're like, you're watching her. The thing is, I can't
win now because I'll pass a test. Oh you couldn't
do this. Oh you can't be an actual teacher. Oh
well that's not the same as full time.

Speaker 8 (01:37:55):
But I don't even want him doing like real teaching.

Speaker 13 (01:37:57):
I want him with kindergarteners, just a motion like monsters
with the parents.

Speaker 4 (01:38:04):
That's what I'd really like to say. Sorry, mom, Bro,
all right, thet divorce one more? What do you show
Crossroads again? Station feedback? This is from Caleb subject Greg Gory.
Reply requested Yes, gallb says, I swear to God. Greg

(01:38:24):
Gory is so hypocritically. He always talks about how he
loves romance and being monogamous with Mario, Yet he has
entire segments where women call in and brag about cheating
on their dudes with other women. Of all people, I
would expect Greg to see through the facade of lesbians.

Speaker 2 (01:38:44):
As a fellow gay man.

Speaker 6 (01:38:46):
It angers me that women get a pass quote unquote
for cheating if it's with another woman. Cheating is cheating,
No matter the gender, Greg would be absolutely heartbroken if
Mario cheated on him in a hot tub.

Speaker 9 (01:39:00):
That's the same thing.

Speaker 4 (01:39:01):
Yet Greg has all these whoors call in quite often
to crag about their sexual encounters with other women, often
while supposedly being in quote relationships, and he just laughs
and laughs. It's not even funny, man, you're glorifying cheating
in double standards, and as a gay man, that should
bother you. Stop being a hypocrite and maybe try coming

(01:39:23):
up with a less disgusting segment.

Speaker 8 (01:39:25):
This seems very personal.

Speaker 2 (01:39:27):
That is that is from kalem Well. In my defense,
Number one, it's just really hot. And number two, these
one off lesbian experiences that I enjoyed hearing about. We're
never prefaced with t us the time you cheated on
your husband, it was yeah, I mean it was just

(01:39:47):
lesbian dabbling.

Speaker 4 (01:39:48):
We hear this a lot. I mean, we've been doing
that segment for years off and on. It is one
of those things where it's like, Okay, well, why if
it was with an if they did this, you know,
with the guy, that's one thing. With a lot of
times it's like, oh, I was with my girlfriends and
we were in a hot tub, or we were out
at a party and whatever we were drinking them next thing,
one thing led to another. That's where they're points that

(01:40:09):
we've always gotten people who point out the quote double
standard of like, oh, that's not cheating, that's supposed to
be awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:40:14):
There is a double standard.

Speaker 4 (01:40:16):
But if you're in a relationship with that person, well
then find that could be the deal breaker for you
in your relationship. It's because chicks are hot and the girl.

Speaker 9 (01:40:23):
On the outside looking sounds pretty hot.

Speaker 2 (01:40:26):
Because it's human nature.

Speaker 4 (01:40:28):
Well yeah, and also, did you know.

Speaker 13 (01:40:30):
That you had to live up to this dude's standards
of what you thought a relationship was. I didn't know
we all had to do what he this listener.

Speaker 2 (01:40:36):
Yea, But I mean back to the original point. It
wasn't tell us when you cheated on your husband.

Speaker 6 (01:40:41):
You know, it sounds like it sounds like as a
gay man, he was with some dude who got curious,
and it was one of those women who hit up
Greg all the time too, like oh I bet I
can you know make straight?

Speaker 4 (01:40:52):
Or they want to take the challenge. Yeah, and he's like,
oh maybe he was a gold star. Maybe maybe the
partner was a gold star. Never been with a woman like,
aren't you curious? Why don't you be with me for
a minute?

Speaker 8 (01:41:02):
Hook up with me ruined everything?

Speaker 4 (01:41:04):
Yeah, I mean Julian the phone screen. It was trying
to bang Mike the Show Killer, because Mike the Show
Killer is a gold star gay guy. I've never been
with a woman before. And she's like, oh, come on,
give it a swing. And she's married, but before her kids.

Speaker 9 (01:41:17):
By the way, this is a long time ago. Oh yeah,
that was before her kids still married. She also made
up with my girlfriend one time, and I wasn't crying choice,
that's true.

Speaker 4 (01:41:23):
Oh, there's the cross Roads. Everybody probably could store all
that out.

Speaker 1 (01:41:28):
This is you know.

Speaker 6 (01:41:35):
Greg pointed out something during the commercial break, did I yeah,
And it was I didn't catch it. I didn't catch
it while I was happening because I was right in
the middle.

Speaker 4 (01:41:46):
I was right in the middle of reading the Crossroads
stuff and going on all the things Gina heard it.
I completely missed it.

Speaker 6 (01:41:56):
And I feel like we owe Sea Bass a big
show of gratitude, a massive debt of gratitude.

Speaker 4 (01:42:03):
He pointed something out that I never realized that I
never wanted to admit.

Speaker 2 (01:42:08):
And I'm waiting for him to maybe.

Speaker 4 (01:42:11):
He's not he's not you see him?

Speaker 8 (01:42:14):
Oh here, Tims, Okay, here.

Speaker 9 (01:42:17):
We'll wait, taking us.

Speaker 2 (01:42:19):
Time, Yeah, walk extra sto all right, all right. It
was kind of news to me when.

Speaker 7 (01:42:26):
I heard it.

Speaker 21 (01:42:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:42:27):
By the way, I completely missed it, did you. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:42:31):
I just wanted you to know how grateful I am. Yeah,
because it was it was pointed out to me by
Greg and by Gina that how do you phrase it.

Speaker 2 (01:42:41):
That he saved the show from cancelation?

Speaker 4 (01:42:43):
Oh you did?

Speaker 18 (01:42:45):
Oh?

Speaker 12 (01:42:45):
That.

Speaker 9 (01:42:45):
I was responding tongue in cheek to one of the
comments from the writer, the Crossroads person who said he's
the you know that.

Speaker 2 (01:42:52):
You didn't go to college or you didn't go to
his public school or.

Speaker 9 (01:42:55):
No, no, no, it was something about he's ruining the
show something like that.

Speaker 2 (01:42:58):
Were responding to each thing, and right, the show exactly exactly.

Speaker 8 (01:43:02):
Okay with proposed fast right, Well, that's just from.

Speaker 9 (01:43:04):
What his mouth. He said, Hey, I was about to
quit the show and go back home and give up
on everything until we hired Sea Beast. That's literally what
he said when I was hired.

Speaker 8 (01:43:16):
It's a little different than canceling somebody else's cancer, same idea.

Speaker 4 (01:43:20):
He's the most PC person in the show. Yeah, he
didn't anyone in school. But anyway, I let's just assume
for the sake of argument that was the case. I
just want to make sure that you know my undying gratitude.
Well it's really you know what, I appreciate that number one,
but number two, I don't.

Speaker 9 (01:43:37):
I don't think you. I don't think I need that
from you as much because you would have been successful
wherever you went. It's more the gregs and the menaces
of the world.

Speaker 1 (01:43:49):
Year.

Speaker 9 (01:43:49):
But you know it's not even menace actually, because he
had worked in tech companies. It's really just that's that's
the other one, Yeah, because that was it was the one.

Speaker 6 (01:43:57):
So because then followed it up with he goes, you
know I used to thing differently, but now yeah, where's
the uh oh yeah, uh the person this is Lynn
who said, how about you just shut up and do
your job?

Speaker 4 (01:44:08):
You know what wouldn't suck if you got hit by
a bush? Well, it's not response to that, you know
what would suck? Yeah, that's a pretty funny line. Never
won good job.

Speaker 9 (01:44:19):
But again, you shouldn't be wishing death on people.

Speaker 2 (01:44:21):
Would you want you.

Speaker 9 (01:44:23):
Would you watch your kiddos to model that behavior.

Speaker 2 (01:44:25):
I don't think that's kind of.

Speaker 6 (01:44:29):
Funny.

Speaker 2 (01:44:31):
I don't think I would celebrate if you got hit
by a bus, but I wouldn't cry.

Speaker 4 (01:44:37):
Is it okay? I'm asking is it okay if I share?
Because it was a table full of people. Remember when
we were at the casino. It was a table full
of people and you said something about this this subject.

Speaker 2 (01:44:52):
It was a I think I know what you mean.
But yeah, go ahead.

Speaker 4 (01:44:54):
If Greg was wasted, he wasn't. He wasn't wasted.

Speaker 6 (01:44:59):
He was wasted.

Speaker 2 (01:45:00):
I haven't gotten wasted. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:45:03):
So anyway, so we're sitting there and somebody started talking
about Sea Bass, and Greg just kind of goes all right,
and then and then go well, no, I mean understand,
like he knows people.

Speaker 4 (01:45:13):
He's like, look, can I be honest with you guys?
He goes, if I came in tomorrow morning and they said, oh,
you guys, Sea Bass died last night. You know, on
the outside, like these people, I'd be like, oh my god,
what happened? But the inside I'd be like he had
a he had a fist.

Speaker 2 (01:45:34):
Yeah, I probably because.

Speaker 4 (01:45:37):
On the inside I'd be like right, which which I laughed.
It was a look on his face, which I was
so genuine because of the you know they told me,
I'd be like, oh my god, it's terrible.

Speaker 2 (01:45:50):
But I've since advised that feeling he did that is
also true.

Speaker 4 (01:45:55):
I've heard you say that. I've heard you say that.

Speaker 2 (01:45:57):
But I went on to cry.

Speaker 9 (01:45:59):
He didn't stay neutral.

Speaker 2 (01:46:00):
All right, I wouldn't cry, but I would now go
the rest of my life thanking him for saving me.

Speaker 9 (01:46:08):
Yeah, you me for the weekend, your cottage.

Speaker 2 (01:46:10):
Thank you for saving me. Yes, because you did that,
You made that happen. You have nothing. I would have.

Speaker 4 (01:46:16):
Nothing been total failure. Thanksgiving rolls around. You'll know when
it's time for you know, to bat your head in prayer,
everybody to give thanks to its first.

Speaker 2 (01:46:25):
Then cried seat, giving me what I have?

Speaker 4 (01:46:29):
Why do you think I have an eight by ten
in my house?

Speaker 2 (01:46:31):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:46:32):
Try?

Speaker 10 (01:46:33):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:46:33):
Made of hand painted tile. Yeah, mosaic that say, I'm saving.

Speaker 9 (01:46:38):
You from a pledge, drive greg from a pledge.

Speaker 2 (01:46:41):
Thank you, Yeah, we'll go find Thanks for buying me
all my houses.

Speaker 6 (01:46:44):
You're welcome.

Speaker 2 (01:46:45):
I appreciate it.

Speaker 4 (01:46:46):
Eight seven seven for all.

Speaker 2 (01:46:47):
You, and you're welcome. Thank me for creating card arks.
But it's okay, and it was all you nice little
on that.

Speaker 15 (01:46:54):
Come o.

Speaker 9 (01:46:59):
I just want to make look, this is great. We're
all showing gratitude for each other.

Speaker 1 (01:47:02):
That's true.

Speaker 2 (01:47:02):
I'm thankful.

Speaker 9 (01:47:05):
And it's a text and Mario too, because he would
have left.

Speaker 21 (01:47:08):
You a text over too after the sales department takes
their monitory piece of fish and blood.

Speaker 9 (01:47:20):
So what do you show back in a bit, Well, that's.

Speaker 4 (01:47:24):
Gonna do it for this hour. No, that's gonna do
it for today's show. That's gonna do it for the
week Ladies and gentlemen, it is time to weekends.

Speaker 10 (01:47:38):
It's like.

Speaker 4 (01:47:40):
Full show podcast, catch that or anything that you missed
this week? What do you show Golden batchlor We did
so much again this week. There was a lot of
cool fun starts. Get caught up on Our podcast is
go to the woodieshow dot com. Uh so you can
also find it wherever you get podcasts other than Spotify.
We're kind of giving up on that now, but we'll
mention every once in a while just to let's let
you know that we know it's not on Spotify, but

(01:48:01):
you can get so many other places. On the show today,
some of the after hours voicemails, dad jokes always good
for a Friday Hell yeah, fail stories, duyq, some questions
for the ladies. Who made a trip to the Woodi Show, Crossroads,
a little Greg versus Sea Basket.

Speaker 6 (01:48:16):
It was a lot of stuff, so much action, a
lot of stuff on the show this morning. Get caught
up by going to the Woodieshow dot com and check
it out. The podcast back on Monday and uh yeah
into the week of Halloween. Also Menaces official birthday, Oh God.

Speaker 9 (01:48:31):
Is on Tuesday.

Speaker 4 (01:48:32):
We'll start going through some of the people that got
picked as the five semi finalists for the flight to Dubai,
and you guys will listen to these interviews and then
help us narrow down who gets to the top two votes.
The top two vote getters, that's who were medicine are
going to make the decision who gets to fly to Dubai. Yeah,

(01:48:53):
so that is next week on The Woody Show. Anything
you got for us in the meantime, you can leave
on the after hours voicemail. That number is eight seven
seven four Woodie or Finals. Follow us on social media,
look for us there at the Woody Show. Yeah, all right,
Greg Gory parting words of wisdom. Please, if you're in
a dry spell, don't worry.

Speaker 2 (01:49:09):
The government will f you. Yeah, don't care about it.

Speaker 9 (01:49:15):
And if today is a payday for you, you'll still
get it. You'll find out sooner than we will. We don't.

Speaker 4 (01:49:22):
We don't get paid til the end of the month.
Look at those numbers, your last day. You're always getting aft. Yeah,
that's right, all right. Thank you very much, Greg Gory.
Thank you so much for giving the Woody Show some
of your valuable time this morning. You know we'd love
to appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys
can suck it. We'll catch you back here on Monday.
Enjoy your weekend, s MD, double m bye, Great Friday,

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