FULL SHOW POD: The Woody Show November 14th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
What's due to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion.

Speaker 1 (00:07):
Is the flies.

Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
It is the Woody Show. Insensitivity training.

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Class is now in session. What's going on everybody else?

Speaker 4 (00:48):
Well, today is November the fourteenth, twenty twenty five.

Speaker 2 (00:52):
Today, you guys, we made it. It is Friday.

Speaker 3 (01:01):
I said, I'm talking about heck, yeah, I'm Woodie.

Speaker 2 (01:03):
That's Greg Gory, Menace is good morning, Good morning.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
Jini grad is here.

Speaker 4 (01:08):
We got Stea Bass, We've got Sammy Morgan is here,
von our video producer, dumbass Tyler rolling around. We got Boordon,
we got Menji and you.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
You're here.

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We've made it together, the end of another week. Let's
get through this morning together. It is The Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:32):
I'm I'm in no mood to mess around. I'm super
motivated to get this out of the way today. Just
not messing around, not messing around at all. No, but yeah,
thank you for being here. Phones are open. Eight seven
seven forty four. Woodie hit us up with a Friday
check in on the text over to two to nine
eighty seven Failed stories, d UYQ, all that on the

(01:53):
way for you here This morning news headlines menace has
the uh world of entertainment. Finally, what's going on? Their
birthday's porn of day here this hour? All right, so
you hear about how you know? Elon Musk has a
trillion dollars Sure if Tesla officially approved that pay package
for him package that could make him a trillionaire if

(02:13):
he hits a certain milestones in the next decade. Now,
if that happens, here's what he could buy with a
trillion dollars world. Yeah, he could buy every single car
that has been sold in the US this year.

Speaker 6 (02:26):
Amazing.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
He could He could pay the contracts of one thousand,
four hundred and twenty eight show Heyo Tanis, buy three
hundred and thirty three skyscrapers, four hundred and sixty five
Icons of the Sea. That's the world's largest cruise ship.
That's all by by Royal cribbon. He can have four
hundred and sixty five of those.

Speaker 3 (02:48):
Yeah, yeah, just get one, Elon would let's hang on?

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (02:51):
Yeah, he could afford ten thousand Starbucks CEOs because I
guess the CEO of Starbucks he's making one hundred million
dollar a year.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
Good god.

Speaker 4 (03:02):
He could buy all of the Ivy League schools five
times over. U see, he could give two thousand and
nine and twenty three dollars to every single person in
the US Switzerland. The annual GDP for the country was
nine hundred billion last year. And then he could buy

(03:22):
every single house in Hawaii wo all five hundred and
seventy two thousand, seven and eighty one of them, Oprah
and UH Coca Cola, plus a twelve pack of coke
for everybody on the planet smile with one trillion dollars.

Speaker 2 (03:42):
I see.

Speaker 4 (03:43):
There was a website that I used years ago, and
I would use it for it's very helpful. I don't
know if it's still around. It's called paycheckcity dot com.
And I guess there's a number of these calculators online,
the like a paycheck calculator, so that you're you're researching
a new job, maybe got to move. And I would
do this when I had to move to a completely
different city. I wasn't familiar with cost of living. I'd

(04:04):
get the cost of living calculation. So if I'm making
X number of dollars at this place, how much would
I need to maintain my lifestyle in this place? And
it gives you that number.

Speaker 6 (04:13):
Oh, that's a great idea.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
Okay, So then you take that and then you scratch
that down and then Paycheck City you can go in
there and you type in either whether you're your annual
or by the hour, and you type in what state
you're in, what city you're in, and it'll break it
down to what you will net out after taxes, and
it breaks it all down for your federal, your state,

(04:34):
your whatever, that Social Security.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
And you're left with twelve bucks twelve dollars and then
you can use that.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
So I would do that with I'd find out what
you know, show heyo tani, you put it an annual
salary or whatever. Yeah, and then you could break it down.
So it's like if he was an employee, like like
how we would get paid, Like here, we get paid
on the fifteenth and on the last day of the month.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
Oh yeah tomorrow's pay day.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
Yeah hell yeah right, So there's that, but like you see, okay,
well you know your paycheck is x his paycheck. He
should he get paid the same way that we do.
Would be this after taxes. It's crazy. It's depressing, yeah
yeah yeah, but it's also uh, it's just like can
you imagine no, like Greg.

Speaker 3 (05:17):
You know you talk about it, I really can't.

Speaker 4 (05:19):
Yeah, have you ever wanted something that was luxurious and
you were jealous of somebody else.

Speaker 3 (05:25):
Who had it? Of course a million times.

Speaker 4 (05:27):
Okay, So people were asked this question, what's a luxury
that's only impressive to people who don't have it?

Speaker 2 (05:33):
That's only impressive to people who don't And I'll.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
Give you an example that a lot of people said,
owning a pool. It's fine until you stop using it.

Speaker 6 (05:41):
Yeah, I'm not there yet.

Speaker 7 (05:43):
I'm not there yet either, but I could see getting
over it pretty fast. Yeah, like people a lot of maintenance. Yeah,
so owning a pool, that's one of the examples. Like,
what's a luxury that's only impressive to people who don't have.

Speaker 6 (05:54):
I have the one?

Speaker 2 (05:56):
What is it?

Speaker 6 (05:56):
A dishwasher?

Speaker 8 (05:58):
Huh?

Speaker 6 (05:58):
I haven't had until now. I haven't had a dishwasher
in like seven years, And dishwasher, to me, is very impressive.
Now I have one, and I feel like a queen.

Speaker 4 (06:07):
Okay, But what it's only impressive the people who don't
have it.

Speaker 6 (06:11):
That's the thing. Like, I'm not that's I'm not impressed
with it now. I'm It's just a normal part of
my day. But I used to wish for a dishwasher.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
Okay, I see, you know what I mean.

Speaker 7 (06:21):
Yeah, now I got when I was a kid. I
thought making it was a two story house. Yeah yeah,
Now I'm so happy I.

Speaker 4 (06:28):
Don't have the same owning a boat. People, what do
they say about boats? The two best days and the
boat the day you get the boat and the day
you sell the boat. The day you hook up with
chicks on the boat. Yeah hell yeah, bro. It's fun,
but a huge amount of money, maintenance and just to
pain the ass. Uh, flying weekly for your job. Now, Greg,
you've never been absolutely you're never home. Constant time changes

(06:53):
messing with you.

Speaker 2 (06:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
I see these these things on Instagram every once in
a while where it's like somebody on a business trip.
It's them walking into the hotel room and just kind
of falling and flopping onto the bed because you have
about twenty minutes after being in all day meetings before
you have to meet the team back for a dinner. Yeah,
we have that when we have to go to different
cities for the show from time to time, Like we'll
get up in the morning, we'll do the show, then

(07:17):
we go right in the meetings with different clients to
the radio station and sales departments and programmers and everything else.
And then we'll have about I don't know, man's what
hour and a.

Speaker 3 (07:27):
Half hour at most hour hour and a half.

Speaker 4 (07:29):
To leave the station, go to the hotel, shower, change,
and then get back to wherever we need to be
to meet up for a dinner, just to then crash
out for that so you can wake up and do
that again the next day. I've never felt more seen.
And I'm like, oh my god, cause I've had that
when I go, man, I'm not even gonna lay down
because if I do, I'm screwed.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
That's it out.

Speaker 2 (07:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
I used to think flying for your job would be
cool because I staying in hotels is cool. I love hotel.
I love flying. But then when you actually have to
do it. I always thought that that house hunting would
be fun. It's so when it's you looking for a
house like, it blows. Watching the show on TV, like

(08:09):
House Hunters on HGTV. That's fun. But man, I remember
doing it and going, oh, this is terrible. Uh see,
I'll give you, I'll give you one two more. Owning
a horse, sure, yeah, it's like owning an expensive, high
maintenance sports car that breaks down if you look at it.

Speaker 2 (08:24):
Funny.

Speaker 4 (08:25):
And then designer clothes made the list.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
So once you.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
Get that big ticket item that you want, you realize
that most people don't.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Even notice it.

Speaker 6 (08:32):
Yeah, nobody can.

Speaker 3 (08:33):
They'll know what that is and they don't care.

Speaker 6 (08:34):
Isn't anyone going to ask me about my dress?

Speaker 4 (08:36):
No? No, It's like Greg's friend. You guys went to
This is one of my favorite stories. I know somebody
you've heard this before. And he got Ferragamo shoes and they.

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Were blue Swede shoes.

Speaker 7 (08:46):
And we sit down at the restaurant and he was
sitting on the inside towards the wall of a booth
and he said, oh, before we start, we got to
switch seats. Why well, I got to sad. People notice
my shoes. And so he sat on the aisle, switch
seats and then cross his legs and kept his leg
out so people know.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
So you could not notice got shoes. That's so funny,
So dumb?

Speaker 2 (09:08):
All right?

Speaker 4 (09:08):
Eight seven seven forty four. Wooding set us a text
over to two two nine eighty seven.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
It's more Woodies show for you.

Speaker 4 (09:14):
Next, hang up the Woody Shows.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
Wait, we'll be right there. What's up, everybody. It's Menace.

Speaker 9 (09:21):
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from noon to two pm. That is November fifteenth. Now
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the event yet, so it's still happening. But please before
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Speaker 3 (09:40):
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Speaker 9 (09:41):
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I'll see you there.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (10:02):
All right, welcome back.

Speaker 4 (10:03):
It's Friday, Yeah, ribbage, November fourteenth. Today's World Diabetes Day.
Happy Friday, guys. Yeah, Diabetes Today is Loosen Up and
Lighten Up Day. It's also National American Teddy Bear Day. Sammy,
this sounds like something you and your family do.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
It's dumb.

Speaker 4 (10:21):
It's a national Family p J day.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (10:25):
That's Christmas, right, yeah, Christmas that.

Speaker 4 (10:28):
They have coordinated pjays. But like nobody's nobody is a
child anymore.

Speaker 10 (10:34):
Well, there's grandkids, I mean nephews and for photos and stuff.

Speaker 4 (10:38):
Right, Today's National pickle Day. All right, It's National seat
belt Day, Operating Room Nurse Day, and we have a
lot of medical professionals, a lot of nurse listen to
the Woody Show, Happy Operating Room Nurse Day. And today
greg is National Spicy Guacamole Day.

Speaker 3 (10:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (10:56):
Yeah, So I think Medice was offended by this this
thing that I posted on our Instagram story. I thought
it was funny because it is true. It's what it is.
It was a picture of an avocado kind of squatting
down and taking a dump and coming out of its butt,
and uh, I forget what we were talking about.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
Menace.

Speaker 4 (11:14):
But we're like, I gotta I gotta wait for this
to to go to fall off of the Instagram because
it's only up there for twenty five hours.

Speaker 9 (11:20):
That was just bad timing on when that was posted.
Why because we're doing.

Speaker 3 (11:26):
Some stuff for some business stuff.

Speaker 9 (11:28):
Yeah, and and what's wrong with avo go from all
vocado crapping to.

Speaker 3 (11:35):
Their business.

Speaker 4 (11:36):
Yeah, but it's crapping delicious squacamole. Yeah, doesn't want that
we could have put that, like to Taco Bell or
whatever else we had. Yeah, see that, Greg just wants
to wheeze the block exactly. Yeah, yeah, Birthday's port of
Birthday coming up here in just a moment. Menace is
gonna tell us first, what's happening in the world of entertainment?

Speaker 9 (11:53):
Well, movies out today is Glenn Pal's Running Man is
the remake? Uh? Reviews are it has a couple of
flaws and other and other titles say we're running out of.

Speaker 6 (12:12):
Oh no, but.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Glenn is one.

Speaker 11 (12:14):
Luckily they have the movie start in Running.

Speaker 3 (12:16):
I think the implication there is that this is what
we call a movie start He's day. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
Yeah, Like we have the TV on here in the
studio and they're doing all these different entertainment reports and
interviews for the morning news, and they were talking to him.
You should have seen the smile on Sammy's face. And
I've heard the name a thousand times, I know, Like
I watched the Top Gun Maverick. I know he was
in that. Like, if you would have showed me his face,

(12:45):
I couldn't have told you that was Glenn Piley.

Speaker 6 (12:47):
Yeah, he's being generic.

Speaker 2 (12:49):
I know the name.

Speaker 3 (12:50):
I know he's an actor.

Speaker 4 (12:51):
I know a couple of things that he's been in,
but I couldn't have I don't think I'd be really
bad if he committed a crime. And they have me
down to the police station to point out in the
lineup every other guy, there's nothing that looks there's nothing
right generic.

Speaker 3 (13:07):
Another movie out.

Speaker 9 (13:10):
Is Now You See Me, Now you Don't three And
don't forget about those popcorn buckets that impressed by They
are a magic trick.

Speaker 3 (13:18):
I like him as well.

Speaker 9 (13:22):
Also in the news, Will Ferrell. He was shooting a
new series for Netflix. It is untitled currently, but he
was forced to take a break because he got injured
offset and they won't say what the injury is.

Speaker 3 (13:35):
But the new.

Speaker 9 (13:37):
Series is about a washed up golf player that's hanging
out with Luke Wilson, who is play who's playing a
pro golf pro golfer that's helping Will Ferrell out right,
which is okay, Which is bizarre. Well, you know, once

(13:57):
you started getting the wheels off, I get screwed up.
So all right, here we go. But do you know
what's weird about this? Is okay? This whole thing is
about like a wash up golf player well, uh, and
starring Luke Wilson. On Wilson has a TV show called
Stick on Apple TV and it's pretty much the same

(14:18):
thing step for there's like a younger kid that he's mentoring.
So I really liked Stick. It's on again Apple TV.
Looked that one up, and I think this season two
is coming very soon?

Speaker 2 (14:28):
Are you guys still into Will Ferrell?

Speaker 11 (14:31):
Always?

Speaker 3 (14:33):
Okay?

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Greg?

Speaker 3 (14:34):
You like strays though?

Speaker 8 (14:35):
Right?

Speaker 2 (14:36):
I like that was a voice at least? Yeah, okay,
just kind of like.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Not very nice Greg. Okay, how about this?

Speaker 9 (14:45):
Amy Schumer reveals why she deleted all her previous photos
of her before she lost all of her weight, and
she says she didn't delete him because she didn't like
how she looked. She just likes how she feels now.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
I don't buy it.

Speaker 6 (14:59):
I mean, at least be honest, Like she's like, look,
I was overweight and had Cushing syndrome. I'd be like, yeah,
I had that. I don't want to look at those
pictures anymore.

Speaker 9 (15:08):
Yeah, real, dude, I look back. Do you ever get
reminded on Facebook on your iPhone? And says, check out
these photos from like three years ago?

Speaker 2 (15:17):
Right?

Speaker 6 (15:20):
Thank you?

Speaker 9 (15:21):
Though, it's like Also when you're in that moment, let's say,
you know, three years ago on how you looked, You
don't really know how bad do you look?

Speaker 6 (15:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (15:29):
Yeah, until you fast forward and.

Speaker 6 (15:31):
By all means, just be honest about it.

Speaker 3 (15:34):
She definitely thinks she's hot again.

Speaker 6 (15:36):
Well, she's like kind of draped on the she's doing.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
A lot of photo shoots and stuff like that. Yeah,
we get it all right.

Speaker 9 (15:43):
Singer Adele is actually going to be starting in a
movie for the first time. She's gonna be acting and
directing the movie. Greg is tom Ford and an adaptation
of Cry to Heaven, which is uh an Anne Rice thing.
I don't know, never heard of.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
It, okay and Rice, but you know it's gonna be good.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
I guess so. Yeah. And she's a famous writer front
and right.

Speaker 6 (16:09):
She has that famous house in San Francisco.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Right, interview with the vampire thank you bored? Yeah, chiming in.

Speaker 3 (16:16):
Anne Rice kind of a big deal.

Speaker 9 (16:18):
Well, they've already, uh, they already shot some of the
movie in London and in Rome. And the story is
about two men who got castrated so they could keep
their voice outing younger.

Speaker 3 (16:32):
Pretty good.

Speaker 6 (16:32):
This movie already exists. I saw it in the nineties
called castrati and that's exactly what they did to those dudes. Okay,
all right, you castrate them.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
Yeah, so voice is great.

Speaker 2 (16:43):
That's so good.

Speaker 4 (16:44):
I thank you very much, menaced, no problem. Time for
your birthdays and your Friday birthday show.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
We're gonna it's Shuday. We're gonna sit bag it's and you.

Speaker 3 (16:59):
Know you don't.

Speaker 4 (17:01):
And we'll start with the celebrities like Travis Barker from
Blank twenty two, who is fifty years old today. Yeah,
King Charles the he's seventy seven today. Our buddy Patrick Warburton,
he was just.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
On the show. He recently. He's sixty one.

Speaker 4 (17:17):
Reverend run from Run DMC is sixty one as well.
Josh Dea mel Transformers, but it was fifty three today.
Vanessa Bear, former SNL cast member, is forty four and
a former Boston Red Sox picture by the name of
Kurt Schilling. Perhaps you've heard of him a couple of times.
He's fifty nine years old today. He's into some interesting

(17:37):
stuff these days. Yeah, he's he had the bloody sock, right,
I mean twenty five years ago, but oh yeah, yeah,
I since then, he's yeah, he's gotten like super political, right.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
Yeah, and like conspiratorial hearted, like millions of dollars in
some video game company.

Speaker 2 (17:51):
Oh that's right, I forgot about anyway.

Speaker 4 (17:53):
Fifty nine today, Happy birthday, Birthday, Your porno birthday is
Jessica Moore. After taking a look at her mena, says
that today's birthday girl has been stretched out more than
Sarah Jessica Parker's horse face.

Speaker 3 (18:07):
That is really you've scolded about that.

Speaker 4 (18:10):
He's been in three hundred and sixty five fine films,
including Backdoor Whores Volume one and Ass the World Turns.
She was a real scene stealer in Unplanned Parenthood, The
anal X Games and Bitches in Heat volume four. But
Greg who could forget her? Unforgitob a roll in butt plugging.

Speaker 2 (18:31):
For her loving that's what gets her going, Yeah, butt
plugging for her eleven, that's how you get her love.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
That's Jessica Moore, who's forty years old today, and that
youreporter birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that a little look
what's happening around the world of entertainment here on The
Woody Show. Apologies to Sarah Jessica Parker on behalf of
Mess Nope, me. Yeah, welcome back everybody. The public outcry

(18:58):
over menaces Sarah Jessica Parker joke is insane.

Speaker 3 (19:01):
Look at exactly look at the people protesting.

Speaker 4 (19:03):
On some unbelievable would believable years ago for life what
he said, These people are saltier than Sarah Jessica Parker's
salt lick. Wow, Oh my god, you're gonna throw a shoe.

Speaker 3 (19:17):
That's what he said. Wow, don't stand behind it because
we get kicked. I don't know why you would say that.
It's not nice, right, that's what we kept telling you.
I'm glad you got the message to me about that.

Speaker 2 (19:27):
Yeah, because now he's parrotting back what we told him.

Speaker 6 (19:28):
We can't change.

Speaker 2 (19:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:30):
Geez, uh manage. You forgot to mention in your coverage
of uh some entertainment stuff. We were talking about this.
I think you you had mentioned the auction for the
Bob Ross paintings. Oh yeah, yeah, So at the auction
earlier this week, three original Bob Ross is sold for
more than six hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (19:53):
That's that's less than I thought though, for all three together.
That's yeah, the total cost I would think you.

Speaker 3 (19:58):
Would be each right, Yeah, I would think that too.
Apparently there are a lot of them.

Speaker 4 (20:02):
Yeah, you pay three different versions. One one called Winter's
Piece that sold for three hundred and eighteen thousand, This
other one Home in the Valley, sold for two hundred
and twenty nine thousand, Yes, idyll like Sunrise, and then
a cliff side, oh dammit, that sold for one hundred
and fourteen thousand. And more paintings will be auctioned off

(20:24):
early next year to support the local PBS affiliates that
air shows like America's Test Kitchen, you know, Julia Child's
French chef classics. This old House, which I had no
idea was.

Speaker 3 (20:39):
It was back in the day. They've got a whole
crew of people. But yet, dude, you love this old house.
You and Greg. Yeah, it's not as flashy and gay
as AHGTV, but it's more like practically I used to watch.

Speaker 2 (20:50):
That when I was a kid too. Oh do they
have a huge norm Abrams. They have a radio show.

Speaker 3 (20:55):
My home shows must be gay, so be gay and flashy,
full of drama.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
Actually had to fix things anyway.

Speaker 4 (21:01):
All the proceeds going to help the stations, the PBS
stations that were impacted by the recent federal funding cuts.

Speaker 6 (21:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (21:07):
I did hear an update about how the auction was
about to start, and I started thinking about Greg because
when we first reported this, Greg goes it would be
cool to have, but I want to hang it out
wooden house.

Speaker 3 (21:19):
I wouldn't know it would totally do that.

Speaker 7 (21:21):
I mean, it's no way I would want to have it.
I wouldn't display it cool because you could say it's
Bob Ross and then it would make me put it
in some unimportant room.

Speaker 4 (21:31):
It would make it would make the ugliness of it
in your opinion because it's artists subjective, right, Yeah, it
would make the ugliness of it cool.

Speaker 3 (21:38):
Roll Like, Oh, Greg, I didn't know I walked into
a cheap hotel room exactly. I have a study control.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
That's one.

Speaker 3 (21:52):
Tell me I want to look.

Speaker 9 (21:53):
Good like a like an older looking wood office. And
then you had some nice lighting.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
On it just described how yeah.

Speaker 3 (22:02):
Your wood panel. Yeah, some gold fixture.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
In a vibrating bed.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
Phones open eight seven seven forty four Wooding Hit is
up with the text check in Friday. Check ins on
the text over to two two nine eight seven right
into another new out, Insensitivity Training for a politically Correct World.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
As We're trying to move through.

Speaker 4 (22:28):
This Friday just as quickly as possible and get into
the weekend. And whenever that starts for you, at least
this little part of the day will be noned.

Speaker 2 (22:38):
Doubt can't wait.

Speaker 3 (22:40):
The lay it down.

Speaker 4 (22:43):
The best all anyway, Welcome to it, Woodie greg alright, Menace,
Gina grad, We've got sea Bass.

Speaker 3 (22:50):
Sammy is here. There is Morgie on bed.

Speaker 2 (22:54):
Morgan Morgy's here. Phones open eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 4 (22:57):
Wooding text us check in Friday, check ins over to
two two nine eight seven. What about the trending news headlines, Guinigrad, Well, it's.

Speaker 6 (23:07):
A surprise to basically know one that the Dodgers. Shohe
Otani won his fourth career MVP and second straight NL
MVP and a unanimous vote. Otani finished with all kinds
of big wins, like fifty five homers, one hundred and
two RBIs sixty two strikeouts on the mound. In the
American League, Aaron Judge edged out Coyle rally by four

(23:27):
votes to his edging loves edging. He finished with fifty
three homers, one hundred and fourteen RBIs an excellent batting
average and here's a little, well not so fun fact
for Ralely. He becomes the first player to finish with
at least sixty sixty homers while leading his team to
the playoffs and not win MVP. Last night's Thursday Night

(23:49):
Football featured Jets and Patriots, and again to nobody's surprised,
Jets lost. Patriots QB and current league MVP favorite Drake
May threw four two hundred and eighty one yards and
one sc or New England continues to leave the a
f C East at nine to two.

Speaker 4 (24:04):
Sammy, Yeah, yes, big Patriots fan, who is the head coach.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
Of the Patriots?

Speaker 1 (24:08):
I know?

Speaker 10 (24:08):
You just told me, and I don't And I watched
the game last night and I don't remember his name.

Speaker 4 (24:12):
There's a lot of talk about what he looks like.

Speaker 8 (24:14):
To me.

Speaker 10 (24:14):
There's a guy on the radio in Detroit, Mojo in
the morning, and he looks like.

Speaker 6 (24:20):
Every time I see him, I gotta see it.

Speaker 10 (24:22):
But that's why I think. That's why I can't remember
his name. I just think Mojo every time I see him.

Speaker 4 (24:27):
Radio Hall of Fame inductee, Congratulations to.

Speaker 6 (24:31):
Coach Mojo. Yes, Mike, Yes, I think I know it.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
Mike, Come on Big Patriots fan.

Speaker 11 (24:40):
I know, I watched the game last night.

Speaker 6 (24:43):
I don't know his name, Mike Mojo. Is it fable
Rabel rab Rabel?

Speaker 2 (24:48):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (24:48):
Okay, now we know, yeah.

Speaker 4 (24:51):
Like Mike Brave ray Rabl Yeah, super easier prey but
Ray with a V vray bol like yes.

Speaker 6 (25:04):
Well, just a reminder that the drawing for the Mega
Millions is tonight. The jackpot is up to nine hundred
and sixty five million dollars. Cash option is four hundred
and forty five million. But since you're always wondering how
this kind of tax stuff breaks down, here's what you're
looking at. So let's say you win the full amount
nine to sixty five A twenty four percent federal tax
would be applied and the number will go down to

(25:24):
seven hundred thirty three million. Then you add in the
federal tax bracket rate of thirty seven percent along with
state taxes, and you're looking more like a payout of
four hundred million. However, if you're in a state like California, Texas, Washington,
they don't have tax lottery winning. They don't tax it,
So after federal, the federal, yeah, you only do federal.

Speaker 4 (25:44):
Yeah, not on the state level and you'll still get.

Speaker 6 (25:46):
Your seven thirty three, So I'd say it's worth it.

Speaker 4 (25:49):
Because of states like California will do everything but turney
upside down.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
Right, So how did we normally?

Speaker 3 (25:55):
They just haven't got to yet.

Speaker 4 (25:56):
But then states like Texas or Florida don't have any
state income tax, right, like you think would be states
like that that wouldn't tax in California would tax you
out the butthole.

Speaker 6 (26:07):
Again, and they just forgot about it.

Speaker 2 (26:08):
Is it Oregon that doesn't have sales tax? Correct?

Speaker 4 (26:10):
I believe No, that's a Washington Washington.

Speaker 6 (26:13):
I think Oregon because I was there, not organized.

Speaker 4 (26:17):
I believe Oregon has a sales tax because I remember
when I lived in Portland, people would drive to Vancouver,
Washington to buy cars because it was there was no
sales tax.

Speaker 2 (26:29):
I believe Delaware as well. I believe really because that
was either Washington Oregon does not.

Speaker 6 (26:33):
Ogon doesn't.

Speaker 9 (26:34):
Yeah, because I know people at the highest point of
California and they would go over the border by cars too.

Speaker 4 (26:41):
Yeah, So why why are people going to Vancouver? Forget
there was a reason that people go to Vancouver to
buy cars?

Speaker 11 (26:46):
Did the law change recently?

Speaker 6 (26:48):
Washington does have it. Oregon does not.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
I lived there in ninety seven.

Speaker 7 (26:52):
Can we have a giant meeting and just say, hey,
all these places that don't have fill in the blank tax,
how do you make it work? Yeah, we want to
do it.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
Are you sure people are going to Vancouver to get drugs?

Speaker 2 (27:01):
No?

Speaker 3 (27:03):
Yeah, not like not illegal drugs.

Speaker 2 (27:05):
No, no, no, I had nothing to do with that. It
was something with cars.

Speaker 8 (27:09):
Well.

Speaker 6 (27:09):
The government announced yesterday that TSA agents who showed up
and have had great service despite not getting paid during
the shutdown, they're getting a little bonus check of up
to ten thousand dollars.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
The people that stay at home are super mad at.

Speaker 6 (27:23):
Well, well, of course they are.

Speaker 2 (27:24):
Well, yeah, be made.

Speaker 6 (27:27):
You go to work this too, of course reward. The
agents who stepped up took on extra shifts to cover
the ones who called out.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
Which, by the way, is fine. Okay you could be
but hurt about it, but you didn't show up.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
You're lucky. You're getting all.

Speaker 4 (27:39):
The back pay, right, even though you didn't show up
for some of it.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
Right.

Speaker 4 (27:42):
These guys not only showed up, but they covered the
stuff that you left him hanging on.

Speaker 6 (27:46):
And I get that. Like the idea, I think Stamy
brought it up once of like, well, I'm calling out
because I have to go somewhere and earn money, Like
that was your choice, and that was probably a good
idea at the time. So it all, it all comes
out in the wash. Well they're not the only ones.
President Trump has recommended the same for air traffic controllers,
who of course kept showing up to work, But as
for the ones who called out, he wants their paid docked. Meanwhile,

(28:08):
despite the federal government reopening, there's still a six percent
reduction in flights at forty airports. The FAA says it's
only bringing back all the flights when more controllers come
back to words.

Speaker 4 (28:18):
But why aren't they back to work like everything is reopen. Yeah,
people getting paid, Like you're getting paid again.

Speaker 6 (28:25):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, like molassed.

Speaker 4 (28:26):
But it's either like okay, well they didn't have to
go to work. It's like a snow day at school.
It was closed yesterday because of snow. Today we're open,
so you go in.

Speaker 6 (28:35):
Yeah I was, I'm off today because it snowed yesterday.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Yeah, I know. That's what I all understand.

Speaker 6 (28:40):
Yeah, no, that's that's the explanation. Well, the first English
language newspaper in Pakistan catching some heat. Somebody improof read,
oh this is so funny. Oh my god, we're gonna
see this so much more after readers noticed a big
mistake in their latest issue. The maybe were at a
standard old report, no big deal about a car sale
in the area, But at the end of the paragraph
there was an added message that read, if you want,

(29:02):
I can also create an even snappier front page style
version with punchy one line stats. Do you want me
to do next?

Speaker 2 (29:08):
It was at that at the end of the day,
I probably well they printed it in the paper. They
didn't even they didn't even go as far as to
like look through it and clean it.

Speaker 6 (29:16):
Up copy pasts.

Speaker 8 (29:17):
Baby.

Speaker 6 (29:18):
Yeah, people noticed it was viral. People call it an embarrassment, which,
of course it is. Fail well worse than that. The
paper admitted the story was edited using AI, which is
a violation of their policy. Oh but don't worry, guys,
they're investigating. They're investigating their own incident. Okay, maybe nothing
will have happened. The computer's looking into it.

Speaker 7 (29:37):
Yeah, it took a while, but it finally went away.
When I called chat GPT babe, I said, oh, thanks, babe,
and then it started calling me babe, so I stopped
doing it, and then luckily it just kind of got that.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
Yeah, I got there.

Speaker 9 (29:52):
I tell it all the time, stop being QT. Just
tell me then from the fact. Yeah yeah, but did
you put that prompt in there? What the QT no
about stop being cute? Oh yeah, yeah yeah, because you
could do that. Yeah, it'll stop doing just be normal.

Speaker 12 (30:05):
I don't know what's wrong with mine because I've given
it prompts and every time it forgets them and I
logged in.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
Do you have a free account?

Speaker 4 (30:11):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know. Maybe maybe it's something like,
you know, you can't do certain things unless you have
one of the paid.

Speaker 6 (30:18):
Ones still call you babe unless you pay exactly right.

Speaker 9 (30:21):
Either way, it's it's not as great as we thought
it would be. All the video stuff and audio stuff,
it's awesome, but yeah, like they're back and forth and
stuff writing it for you.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
It's kind of lame.

Speaker 13 (30:32):
You gotta like double and triple check its.

Speaker 2 (30:34):
Yeah, that's the point.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
Awful.

Speaker 6 (30:36):
Well, finally, Trader Joe's has made another announcement that's gonna
make the.

Speaker 13 (30:40):
Basic bitches go crazy.

Speaker 6 (30:42):
They're releasing more tote bags, but these ones are even smaller.
Oh mg, I'll tell you. For a limited time, micro
tote bags will be available. They are gonna.

Speaker 3 (30:59):
Be I'm gonna be so excited.

Speaker 4 (31:00):
You're not gonna get so m Jena's mom has this
thing with toad bags, love.

Speaker 6 (31:05):
Them, floods my house with them and sent me from
the last Trader Joe's hall sent me ten and so
force them on your family.

Speaker 13 (31:13):
Ten of the mini ones or no.

Speaker 6 (31:15):
Just like the minis, not the micro So they're four
and a half by three and a half inches.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
Is this for a Christmas tree?

Speaker 6 (31:22):
It's just for all?

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Or maybe put a gift card in them.

Speaker 6 (31:26):
That's a great idea. You could put your little keys
your chapstick. A gift card would be nice. They're gonna
come in green, blue, and red. They're two ninety nine
and each mini bag comes with a reusable grocery bag
and they'll be available.

Speaker 11 (31:39):
Okay, that's what it's gonna say. These are not really neat,
these are not new.

Speaker 10 (31:43):
Well, they had these little Trader Joe's bags like that,
little micro ones that had bags inside of them and
they zip, and so you could have this basically mini
micro bag and have your grocery reusable grocery like plastic
bag inside that.

Speaker 13 (32:00):
Oh, a bag for your bags, right.

Speaker 11 (32:03):
My dad, is the neatest thing I've ever heard. I'm
just saying it existed already.

Speaker 6 (32:07):
Well, they're rebranding it as let's call them, like Greg suggested,
let's call them ornaments. That's amazing, Barbie Doll. Yeah.

Speaker 11 (32:17):
Yeah, these are the canvas ones.

Speaker 10 (32:18):
And the zipper one that I had was more of
the free you know, the freezer or refrigerated bags.

Speaker 6 (32:23):
It was like that one. So they are a little different.
Leave it to Steam to get all the hot details.

Speaker 2 (32:29):
That she can explain.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
She can't tell you the name of the head coach
of her quote favorite football team.

Speaker 11 (32:34):
Why do you say quote my favorite football.

Speaker 4 (32:37):
Team, because you can't say that your favorite football team
if you can't name the coach of the team.

Speaker 3 (32:42):
It's the head coach.

Speaker 4 (32:43):
It's not even an assistant coach or you can. It's
like not being able to name the starting quarterback.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
Am I wrong on this? Guys?

Speaker 2 (32:49):
That seems like you can't.

Speaker 4 (32:50):
Claim to be like, here is my team, this is
the team I root for.

Speaker 13 (32:54):
I think Sammy's right, she can still be a fan.

Speaker 6 (32:57):
Yeah, I don't.

Speaker 11 (32:58):
I mean, I don't know why you're so said about it.

Speaker 10 (33:00):
I'm not I'm not watched the game last night.

Speaker 2 (33:04):
That's not a real fan.

Speaker 10 (33:06):
Guys get very protective, like being judged on like everything.

Speaker 4 (33:12):
Even dumb ass Tyler knows that's not a real fan.

Speaker 6 (33:15):
She's stopped.

Speaker 9 (33:16):
Dude, you can't talk to being a real fantasy league.

Speaker 10 (33:19):
I watched the game last night, but I'm not a
fan of football.

Speaker 6 (33:22):
If you turn the Patriots, if you turned off something
to watch the game, I'd say you.

Speaker 4 (33:27):
Could be a fan of quote of football. But when
it comes to like this is my team, I'm a
Patriots fan, you start like you.

Speaker 13 (33:32):
Know I'm a Patriots fan.

Speaker 6 (33:34):
I think it's the other way around. I like, I'm
not a big fan of football, but like I'm from
Kansas City. I'm like, oh, good, good on your Chiefs.
Whatever you're doing, that's great. But I'm not a football fan.
But I like the Chiefs. I'm glad they're doing different.

Speaker 4 (33:46):
She identifies as like a I'm a Patriots fan, like
she am, she would rock gear and stuff like that.

Speaker 3 (33:52):
You're not doing that.

Speaker 7 (33:53):
There's a different set of rules gets applied to sports
than something else, like a TV show. If you're a
fan of friends and you know what and what happened
in and what character married.

Speaker 4 (34:03):
The four main characters? Are you a fan? I mean
I see your point right, Like that's the most basic
of information.

Speaker 6 (34:09):
That's like saying who directed that episode? Because that's the.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Come no, no no, And there's.

Speaker 11 (34:14):
Here's what I'm saying.

Speaker 10 (34:15):
I also, when it comes to teams, there's sort of
different eras and generations of teams. And there's been a
lot of changes recently for the Patriots, and I will
admit that in recent years I haven't had as much
time to watch all the games. Where I don't have
the Sunday ticket, the games have not been available to me.
So with all the changes, that has been more difficult
to keep up because I don't watch the news on sports.

(34:35):
I don't like that. I don't keep up with trades
or anything like that. I just like to watch the
game and listen to the commentary. And that's where I
get all my news on football as the commentary of
the games.

Speaker 4 (34:44):
Okay, cool, I get it all right, Okay, Yeah, I'm
just going to agree to disagree. You're going to die
on this now, so die on the hell. I'm just
gonna agree to disagree.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
I can't.

Speaker 4 (34:54):
I can't say that you are a real fan of
a team if you can't tell me who that the
head coaches, Well, she can, and.

Speaker 11 (35:01):
They haven't gone through a lot of changes recently.

Speaker 13 (35:03):
With all of that, Sammy, do you remember what what's
the coach's name?

Speaker 8 (35:09):
It is?

Speaker 13 (35:10):
Mike?

Speaker 11 (35:20):
I can't remember. You just told me and I can't remember.
It's just a name that's not sticky.

Speaker 2 (35:25):
Hit us.

Speaker 4 (35:25):
Some of the text over to two to nine, eight
seven more on shows next.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
Head the Woody Show. We'll be right back.

Speaker 3 (35:32):
I'll see it, believe.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (35:37):
All right.

Speaker 4 (35:37):
So we're gonna play this new game that we get
a kick out of, and it seems like so far
the reaction has been positive. That last round that we
did was crazy, because I mean it was right the
wire that was crazy. Second that the person got through
and uh and they won. Now everybody has a chance.
Everybody has a chance to win here, not just the

(35:58):
volunteer that we get eight seven seven forty four Woodies.
So we're gonna start with somebody and we'll talk to
them for a couple seconds. They're gonna be given a
password from Morgan, all right, and then we're gonna hang
up on them. We're gonna set the timer at five minutes,
all right, and then we're just gonna go through the
rest of the phone calls. Now, your job, as the

(36:19):
rest of the listeners is gonna be try to keep
this person from getting through.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
So you're just gonna try to.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
Jam the lines up.

Speaker 2 (36:25):
Just keep calling. Yeah, you're a sea blocker. Yeah, eight
seven seven forty four Wooding. Just keep calling.

Speaker 4 (36:31):
And when we get to the five minutes, if we
haven't heard from that person yet, we haven't. The person
has not been able to get back through. Whoever the
last caller is at the five minute mark will be
a winner and they'll win the prize. So this is
the incentive for everybody else to just keep jamming the
lines up. Eight seven seven forty four, Woody, can you
get back through?

Speaker 3 (36:50):
Let's say hi to uh.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
Let's see line number four. Morgan tells me is John. Hi,
John's up?

Speaker 2 (36:57):
John? Hey, Hey morning, Happy Friday, Ice, Hey, Frindy. How
you doing John?

Speaker 4 (37:03):
I am well, how a y'all We're doing fantastic. So
the game here is to get back through, So we'll
hang up and then you just have to call the
same number eight seven seven forty four, Woody, and get
back through. If you could do that, we're gonna give
you a prize, but you have five minutes to do it. Okay, okay,
all right, now Morgan gave you the password. Greg picked
the password today, so he already yeah, okay, okay, so

(37:27):
don't say he's alread. He's already yeah, don't say it,
but he's already got the password.

Speaker 2 (37:30):
All right.

Speaker 4 (37:31):
Let me make sure I have my time as setting
ready to go see you John, Let's see all right,
hold on, hold on, let me.

Speaker 2 (37:37):
Get the timer.

Speaker 4 (37:38):
I want to.

Speaker 10 (37:40):
Counting.

Speaker 4 (37:40):
Al right, everybody else, this is where you start calling.
Eight seven seven forty four?

Speaker 2 (37:45):
Whatdy?

Speaker 4 (37:45):
You're going to try to keep John from being able
to get back through?

Speaker 2 (37:48):
All right? Eight seven seven eight seven seven forty four?

Speaker 3 (37:51):
Whatdy?

Speaker 4 (37:52):
And at five minutes, if John hasn't made it back through,
whoever's last on the phone, well we'll be a winner,
all right, eight seven seven forty fourth?

Speaker 3 (37:59):
John? You ready?

Speaker 1 (38:00):
Four?

Speaker 2 (38:01):
All right? Hold on, I am blowing up on John.

Speaker 4 (38:04):
All right, there he goes bye, timer has begun.

Speaker 3 (38:08):
John is gone.

Speaker 2 (38:10):
What do you show?

Speaker 3 (38:11):
Who is this?

Speaker 14 (38:13):
Kim Regina?

Speaker 2 (38:14):
What is it?

Speaker 15 (38:16):
My name is kim Medina, Kim Medina.

Speaker 2 (38:19):
Alright, Yank kim Medina.

Speaker 3 (38:22):
Have you ever been scuba diving?

Speaker 4 (38:25):
No?

Speaker 2 (38:26):
No, all right, okay, alright, what.

Speaker 3 (38:27):
Do you show? Who's this?

Speaker 2 (38:31):
Hello? Hello? All right?

Speaker 3 (38:34):
All right?

Speaker 2 (38:35):
Uh?

Speaker 3 (38:35):
What do you show? Who is this?

Speaker 2 (38:39):
Hello? Yeah? There he is? Okay, all right, all right?

Speaker 3 (38:42):
Who is this?

Speaker 2 (38:44):
Hey? This is Matt?

Speaker 3 (38:45):
Hey, Matt?

Speaker 2 (38:46):
How are you? Oh my god, I can't believe on it.
I got it through.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
You got through.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
Not the person we're looking for, but you're John.

Speaker 3 (38:55):
What do you show? Who is this?

Speaker 10 (38:57):
Hi?

Speaker 16 (38:57):
This is leahy Leah.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
Are your parents still married?

Speaker 1 (39:03):
No?

Speaker 4 (39:03):
Actually they just got divorced for years.

Speaker 3 (39:07):
We brought it up. Thank you? What do you show?
Who's this?

Speaker 9 (39:13):
Oh?

Speaker 3 (39:13):
My god, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
What's your favorite streaming service?

Speaker 4 (39:19):
What do you show? Just started listening this week?

Speaker 8 (39:21):
Actually?

Speaker 3 (39:21):
Oh yeah, welcome.

Speaker 2 (39:24):
That's awesome.

Speaker 4 (39:24):
All right, well, thank you.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
What do you show?

Speaker 2 (39:27):
Who's this?

Speaker 3 (39:29):
What do you show?

Speaker 2 (39:30):
Who is this? That's mad? Matt is not the guy
we're looking for.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
What do you show?

Speaker 2 (39:36):
Who's this is this?

Speaker 10 (39:38):
Christie Firm Mission Diego.

Speaker 8 (39:41):
It's like, what's up?

Speaker 2 (39:42):
What do you show? Who's this?

Speaker 4 (39:45):
This is Fred?

Speaker 3 (39:46):
Fred?

Speaker 4 (39:47):
Fred is a great name, but it's not John. What
do you show who's this doing?

Speaker 2 (39:55):
How do you feel about anal?

Speaker 17 (39:58):
Not a fan of it?

Speaker 3 (39:59):
Not a fan?

Speaker 2 (40:00):
Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? Yeah?
Well that could be for the next color?

Speaker 3 (40:03):
What do the show?

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Who's this?

Speaker 1 (40:09):
Greg?

Speaker 7 (40:09):
Greg has a question for you? Have you ever had
sex in your parents' bed? No?

Speaker 2 (40:15):
No, you're missing?

Speaker 3 (40:18):

Speaker 2 (40:21):
Nicholas? Nicholas? Have you ever considered uh an internship anywhere?

Speaker 3 (40:27):
I have doing?

Speaker 1 (40:29):
What?

Speaker 2 (40:31):
Why are you looking at a hotel? Hotels had interns? Neither?

Speaker 3 (40:37):
What do you show?

Speaker 2 (40:38):
Who's this?

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Eric?

Speaker 2 (40:41):
Eric? Not John?

Speaker 3 (40:42):

Speaker 5 (40:44):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (40:45):
This is Leah, Leah, Leah? How are you?

Speaker 6 (40:48):
Hi?

Speaker 3 (40:49):
How are you guys? What's your favorite color?

Speaker 2 (40:53):
My favorite color is green?

Speaker 3 (40:56):
Great color?

Speaker 2 (40:58):
What do you show?

Speaker 5 (40:58):
Who's this is Shannon?

Speaker 3 (41:03):
Everybody?

Speaker 2 (41:05):
Do you say? Realtor or realtor?

Speaker 4 (41:08):
H realtora?

Speaker 3 (41:12):
What do you show? Who's this? Hey? Sean? How you doing?

Speaker 5 (41:16):
Thanks?

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Going in? What do you show?

Speaker 3 (41:17):
Who's this?

Speaker 1 (41:19):
Hey?

Speaker 2 (41:19):
It's mad again?

Speaker 8 (41:20):
Oh job?

Speaker 3 (41:24):
What do you show? Who's this? What do you show?

Speaker 2 (41:30):
Who's this? This is Brian for Tennessee, Ryan Tennessee. All right,
thank you for calling. What do you show who's this again?

Speaker 4 (41:42):
Kim I'm going through because we have it's it's we're
three minutes and forty.

Speaker 3 (41:47):
Five seconds in.

Speaker 2 (41:48):
What do you show who's this?

Speaker 3 (41:51):
This is Derek?

Speaker 2 (41:51):
Hey, Derek, you're doing a great job, buddy.

Speaker 6 (41:55):
What do you show?

Speaker 3 (41:56):
Who is this?

Speaker 4 (41:57):
Eduardo? Now who we're looking for?

Speaker 3 (41:59):

Speaker 8 (42:02):
Yes, it's.

Speaker 2 (42:05):
A What do the show Who's this is Rick? Rick?

Speaker 3 (42:09):
What do you show? Who's this? Marlene?

Speaker 6 (42:12):
Not John?

Speaker 4 (42:13):
John?

Speaker 3 (42:14):
What do you show?

Speaker 2 (42:14):
Who's this's Eric? Again?

Speaker 8 (42:17):
All right?

Speaker 3 (42:18):
All right?

Speaker 2 (42:18):
What do the show who's this? What do the show
who's this?

Speaker 4 (42:24):
It's kimberly, kimber What do you show?

Speaker 2 (42:27):
Who is this?

Speaker 4 (42:30):
Yo?

Speaker 3 (42:30):
This is okay?

Speaker 2 (42:32):
All right man, we're four minutes and thirty seconds.

Speaker 3 (42:34):

Speaker 2 (42:36):
Spread with a pH and I just got through twice?

Speaker 16 (42:39):
Wow?

Speaker 2 (42:40):
What do the show?

Speaker 3 (42:41):
Who's this Nicholas again?

Speaker 8 (42:43):
Nicholas?

Speaker 2 (42:44):
Everybody?

Speaker 3 (42:45):
What the show who's this? Who's Byron? Byron? What do
you show? Who's this Robert?

Speaker 8 (42:52):
Robert?

Speaker 2 (42:52):
Dammit?

Speaker 3 (42:52):

Speaker 8 (42:54):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (42:55):
What do the show?

Speaker 3 (42:57):
Good morning? Who's this.

Speaker 1 (43:01):
From? Paramo?

Speaker 2 (43:02):
All right? What do you show?

Speaker 3 (43:03):
Who is this? John?

Speaker 8 (43:07):
Not John.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
Did ye know he has to call back stay in
the game.

Speaker 4 (43:11):
Well, guys, John didn't make it through in the five minutes,
but we do have a winner.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
What is your name? Not John? You're the winner?

Speaker 2 (43:25):
Can you get back through it?

Speaker 3 (43:26):
And John was not able.

Speaker 4 (43:27):
He's the first person to not get back through. We've
had a number of people who were really good at
getting through multiple times, really good sea blockers. Today I
think he forgot John. Wait, am I supposed to call?

Speaker 3 (43:38):
No?

Speaker 4 (43:39):
I think he tried. But there's just some people whose
fingers are really good.

Speaker 6 (43:42):
They're aggressive.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (43:44):
Would you ever date someone with a kid or who
already had kids with somebody else?

Speaker 3 (43:49):
No, I'm married.

Speaker 4 (43:50):
No, let's say you were single. Would you ever date
somebody that already had kids like a hot side piece?

Speaker 6 (43:56):
No?

Speaker 2 (43:56):
I mean yeah, that's somebody else's problem.

Speaker 4 (43:59):
Yeah, yeah, right, Well, hey, due, congratulations you are a winner.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Show.

Speaker 4 (44:05):
All right, thanks dude, Hang on one second, we will
get all of your information. I would really let you
try to find John again. Let's let's just go through
these and we'll see Hello.

Speaker 3 (44:18):
Hello, No, not John? Hello? Is this John? Is this John?

Speaker 4 (44:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (44:27):
John?

Speaker 2 (44:27):
What's the password?

Speaker 3 (44:30):
Uh? Pretty much? That's good. Guess what do you show?
Who's this? John? Different?

Speaker 6 (44:38):
John?

Speaker 8 (44:38):
Maybe?

Speaker 2 (44:39):
John?

Speaker 3 (44:40):

Speaker 2 (44:42):
A little bit? Who we're looking for?

Speaker 3 (44:44):
What do you show?

Speaker 2 (44:45):
Who is this? Hello? Hey?

Speaker 3 (44:50):
Not John?

Speaker 2 (44:52):
Yeah? Who is this?

Speaker 3 (44:52):
Not John?

Speaker 1 (44:55):
John?

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Not John?

Speaker 3 (44:56):
All right?

Speaker 2 (44:56):
What do you show? Who's this Brian again?

Speaker 3 (45:01):
Any show who's this?

Speaker 4 (45:04):
Hello?

Speaker 2 (45:05):
Yeah? Who was this?

Speaker 1 (45:07):
Its ripped again?

Speaker 3 (45:09):
Yeah? Ricker and John crushing you know what, ladies.

Speaker 4 (45:14):
Sorry they're taking I'm sure those fingers are good. All right, Well, John, Sorry, buddy.

Speaker 2 (45:21):
And the by the way, the password this time was apple,
fritter apples.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
A couple of things to tell you about.

Speaker 4 (45:42):
We're mentioning, uh the like we're talking porch pirates, We're
talking like, you know, different things, bate, bike, bait, car things. Well,
this cross dressing loser in Florida was driving by a house.
I saw there a bunch of packages just sitting on
the front porch, like twelve of them.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
All right, was it my wife's stuff? God?

Speaker 4 (46:05):
So he stops, make sure to take every last box,
humped back in the car and took off.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
Now number one, the entire thing was.

Speaker 4 (46:14):
Recorded on the homeowner security camera, and number two, since
the cops knew that they were looking for a dude
dressed like a chick. He was pretty easy to find.
Oh that's good he was arrested. Turns out that Sally
here had been arrested in two other states for the
same thing. Check out the Uh oh that is a
handsome lady, right, I think?

Speaker 6 (46:36):
I mean you could literally get away with murder with
that face.

Speaker 2 (46:39):
Yeah, it's really hard to find. This person looks like
Buffalo Bill.

Speaker 6 (46:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
Yes for the cross dressing community.

Speaker 5 (46:47):
No.

Speaker 7 (46:48):
I also saw a video of a bait backpack rad
So they just put it up against a light pole
and he grabs it casually as if nobody will notice,
puts it on luckily, and then the people start to
chase him.

Speaker 2 (47:02):
So he runs, not knowing the backpack was tethered to
the light pole, and he goes flying. Awesome, hope he
broke his back.

Speaker 4 (47:11):
Now, you guys the owners of a ferry service in France,
they had to issue an apology. Passengers were taken by
surprise when a bunch of kids ran out of the
lounge area screaming what do you think happened?

Speaker 2 (47:24):
The lounge area screaming toilet overflowed?

Speaker 4 (47:28):
Somebody's ferry service had to apologize.

Speaker 6 (47:31):
Somebody's tugging it tugboat.

Speaker 4 (47:35):
All right, good, good, good effort there hole. A few
parents went to see that there was hardcore porn playing
on the TVs throughout the lounge.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
The audio was very loud.

Speaker 4 (47:48):
The crew did what they could to get that off
the screen, but eventually they just ended up been plugging
all the TVs. Passengers called the mistake appalling and a
quote nightmare Tota.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
If I was a kid, I don't I would have not.

Speaker 2 (48:03):
Left the room.

Speaker 6 (48:03):
You would have been silent with your job.

Speaker 4 (48:08):
The ferry people offered refunds to the passengers who were
on board.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
For their quotes.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
I'm gonna go on this again, like awesome free ride.

Speaker 4 (48:20):
When you say a nightmare, like the overreaction to stuff
like that, Okay, now is that stuff that kid should
be watching it? Nose now like, But it's the overreaction.
It's the overreaction that I find it. Pay Yeah, so dramatic.

Speaker 2 (48:34):
Very dramatic. Nightmare.

Speaker 8 (48:36):
Was it a nightmare?

Speaker 2 (48:37):
Or like it would have been a nightmare if the
boat started to sink.

Speaker 4 (48:42):
It would have been worse if there was a guy
in there tugging it, like you know, in person exactly,
but just something up on the on the screens.

Speaker 2 (48:50):
Or if a came on board and thought this was France.

Speaker 4 (48:52):
I thought France was like super liberal about that stuff,
like really really cool about.

Speaker 3 (48:58):
About and look at.

Speaker 9 (49:02):
I mean, if you're just walking washing regular TV there
like you'll see topless people. But on the beach on
porn though, there was a story. I thought, you this
guy in Minnesota is like in his sixties.

Speaker 4 (49:12):
He's outside of his house doing a little yard work naked,
and so the neighbors they saw him come out from
you know, beside his shed and he was just chainsaw
and stuff.

Speaker 2 (49:23):
Just wild naked.

Speaker 4 (49:24):
Yeah, just butt ass naked.

Speaker 3 (49:25):
Sweet He's dream.

Speaker 4 (49:27):
They called the cops. They told the guy, hey, man,
you can't be out here naked. You know, on account
of the neighborhood kids are all around. The kids did
get a good look at this guy. They were getting
on the school bus.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
Gross.

Speaker 4 (49:38):
So he was arrested charged within decent exposure.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
He's in the front yard. So I support the arrest.

Speaker 4 (49:43):
Yeah, but even Greg can't get on board because typically
typically Greg's a big if your supporter.

Speaker 7 (49:47):
If you're in the house or in your backyard nude
out all day. But he's in his yard. It's a
front yardwhere like Morgan's problem with her neighbor that stands at.

Speaker 6 (49:58):
His screen door naked, like, which is a don't look
he's in his house.

Speaker 4 (50:01):
What's up with that guy? We haven't heard anything about
him in a while.

Speaker 12 (50:03):
I have not seen like I've seen his door open,
but I haven't seen him in probably two weeks.

Speaker 6 (50:07):
Do you think they told him to like back up?

Speaker 13 (50:09):
No, because he's been there for way longer than I've lived.

Speaker 6 (50:11):
There, But like back up from the screen.

Speaker 13 (50:13):
If he's going to be naked, Oh maybe, But who
would have told him?

Speaker 6 (50:16):
The landlord?

Speaker 12 (50:19):
But I guess there's nothing they can do because it's
he's inside his own home, right in his own yard,
not bothering.

Speaker 3 (50:25):
Anyone but Greg with the with the gardening, no tam lines, I.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
Know, but chainsawing naked boy.

Speaker 4 (50:33):
I sure hope he had his eye protection on though.

Speaker 2 (50:36):
Yeah, let's hope.

Speaker 4 (50:38):
Right the Woody Show, we're into another new hour insensitivity
training for a politically correct world. Woody, Greg fight menace. Hi, Gina,
there's we are out here. Sammy Morgan is here. Hey,

(50:58):
did you ever get the I don't know what they
call it is like a it's like a harm harmonica.
You use it for you know, when you have a
barbershop quartec. Greg's pitch pipe, that's what it is.

Speaker 3 (51:14):
Pitch pipe.

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Is that what it's called. I have to do?

Speaker 3 (51:21):
You have it? I have the digit I have a
digital version as well. I have a piano version.

Speaker 4 (51:26):
Okay, because uh, we're gonna we're gonna test Sammy. We're
talking about we had those videos. Sammy was at the
Atlantis Moore set show and like it's like she's deaf,
she can't.

Speaker 2 (51:37):
I don't know if she can hear.

Speaker 4 (51:40):
Or have the ability like when when somebody goes, hey,
do an impression of what you just heard it? And
yet it's it's not even in the ballparks. Did you
hear what the example was? Or like okay, so here here,
here's how the song sounds. And she's just way off.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
The utter opposite of yeah yeah tone.

Speaker 3 (52:01):
That is what he's question is, are you actually even
hearing different tones or are physically able to produce that?

Speaker 9 (52:07):
I think it's just like the octave. The level is
an issue. It's like you you brought it up before.
It's either really really low where you can't even hear
yourself speak or you're just like super.

Speaker 4 (52:18):
That's the volumes volume, that's a volume. That's that the
volume is crazy. The volume is different than than the picture.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
The tone.

Speaker 4 (52:27):
Yeah, and so bass has one of these things that
we're going to see if you can replicate it. We're
gonna try. This is a medical test.

Speaker 3 (52:34):
So not only will we hear what the tone is
supposed to be. So let's say, you know, a high
C or whatever, but I have a I have a pitch,
a pitch thing what's got You can see the little
you know, moves around and I's going to see how
close that Sammy can get to what the supposed pitch
is going to be. Okay, so we have.

Speaker 6 (52:52):
We have a we can actually see on the screen
how close you are?

Speaker 1 (52:56):
Right?

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Okay?

Speaker 6 (52:57):
Of doing what of matching that note?

Speaker 3 (53:00):
Like I have to my voice like what do you
are directly on C four?

Speaker 2 (53:09):
Which is what that is?

Speaker 3 (53:11):
Great energy?

Speaker 2 (53:14):
Okay, so you have to put this by you.

Speaker 4 (53:16):
Okay, Now you have to match that.

Speaker 6 (53:18):
You can do either.

Speaker 10 (53:19):
I don't even know what we're talking about. I mean,
like I understand that people do this. I've never had
to match a pitch before, and I don't even I
don't even understand, but I would do that.

Speaker 3 (53:27):
So do you hear?

Speaker 1 (53:28):
Like?

Speaker 3 (53:28):
How gen do you hear what I just did?

Speaker 2 (53:31):
Give me another One's go up one D.

Speaker 3 (53:37):
You are you're on D four a little flat dog,
but you're on D four.

Speaker 4 (53:43):
La, See how I match it?

Speaker 11 (53:47):
I don't see how you're matching. I've never understood how people.

Speaker 6 (53:50):
Did this, but I don't.

Speaker 4 (53:51):
So do you hear crying?

Speaker 11 (53:53):
Because I don't hear difference?

Speaker 6 (54:02):
We're probably not helping.

Speaker 9 (54:14):
You hear that, right, it's not okay, we're talking all
over it. Do the first one first, the last one regular, see.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
Okay, No, See that's the thing that it sounds like
you're giving no effort all right to it, and you're
you're you're trying to recreate that pitch, that tone, not law. No,
you got to do to I don't understand where they're

(54:47):
not getting doesn't hear?

Speaker 6 (54:49):
Yeah, I want to start crying.

Speaker 3 (54:51):
Hold on, hold on?

Speaker 9 (54:52):
You should do do ones that are drastically different from
each other, back to back without anybody talking, so you
can hear the difference.

Speaker 4 (55:02):
Okay, do you hear the difference in those two?

Speaker 2 (55:05):
No, there's no difference, not really.

Speaker 11 (55:08):
It sounds a way that you're making it sound like
it should be.

Speaker 4 (55:11):
That's see is this kind of being colorblind?

Speaker 6 (55:18):
I'm just gonna say that that's what it sounds like.
It's like I'll see purple and you're like, I don't
get it, So I don't.

Speaker 10 (55:24):
I don't know what's going on right now?

Speaker 2 (55:27):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (55:28):
Outside of the tone, have you ever had regular hearing
tests like where they play the until you yeah, okay,
so you know.

Speaker 6 (55:34):
There's a note, but you just can't find it right.

Speaker 11 (55:37):
But they don't sound that different to I'm gonna pay.

Speaker 3 (55:40):
I'm gonna play two, so I'm gonna play four into
low right, but.

Speaker 6 (55:46):
Hi, okay that one? Yeah, it's really far apart.

Speaker 2 (55:52):
Just hi, low?

Speaker 3 (56:00):
Can you at least try to copy what the high
one here? Okay?

Speaker 11 (56:06):
Sorry, okay, do it again?

Speaker 8 (56:13):
Lah?

Speaker 4 (56:14):
Okay, she was she was a F four Okay, and
then what about what about the low one?

Speaker 3 (56:18):
All right, well she probably can't hit that, but I'll
try just for just for fun, law.

Speaker 11 (56:26):
I mean, that's all.

Speaker 10 (56:27):
That's all the range that I can tell anyways to
do something high.

Speaker 4 (56:30):
I'm sorry, you're not gonna make the Woody Show acquired
this way. That's fascinating.

Speaker 3 (56:35):
And again we don't. We don't blame you, Sandy, because
clearly if you can't hear that difference, that's something.

Speaker 10 (56:39):
It felt like I was being blamed, Truman, I don't.

Speaker 2 (56:47):
I wasn't understanding. Nobody was yelling at no one's yelling
like it's just not getting.

Speaker 7 (56:51):
The confusion was about your confusion. When you said I
don't get it, we said, okay, watch Woody and then
it was like, the confusion is what is making you confuse.

Speaker 6 (57:05):
The confusion is we're not getting right now, we have
an audible example of what you.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
Hear confusions on our side, like.

Speaker 6 (57:13):
How like it's literally like you, like you said, like
being colorblind, like we all see green. You're like, I'm
not seeing green. I don't know what to tell you.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
That looks the same as that color right there. It
looks the same to me.

Speaker 3 (57:24):
The first two examples that are just too close to
each other. You had to do like full octive down.

Speaker 6 (57:28):
Yeah, okay, yeah, I can hear that. So that's the
same note but different octaves.

Speaker 2 (57:35):
Right, we're wondering if you could.

Speaker 3 (57:38):
Match that, Try to match trying to watch that lower one,
please if you can, Lah, she's hitting f's when she
should be hitting c is she's having three steps, either
too high or something like a medical night.

Speaker 10 (57:50):
I don't even I can't even tell what I'm doing.
I'm just trying to go low because I hear it's
a low tone. But like I don't know if there's
a difference in low tones, I can't tell them. They
all like sound mostly the same.

Speaker 6 (58:02):
This is so interesting again, but I just I thought
like tone death meant like when someone's tone deaf.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
I just kind of I kind of just thought it
was you.

Speaker 6 (58:14):
You just can't put it back and replicate.

Speaker 4 (58:15):
It, can you? Apparently you can't even hear it?

Speaker 3 (58:19):
Do you ever, like think of Mary Poppins, like do
dear female, dear ray when you sing that and down do.

Speaker 13 (58:34):
Raymi fossl lacho.

Speaker 2 (58:36):
So it's not super flat vert.

Speaker 10 (58:40):
But to me it sounds like it's like some of
the like some of the lower voice compared to a
high pitched voice.

Speaker 2 (58:46):
Do they all sound the same?

Speaker 8 (58:47):
To you?

Speaker 3 (58:50):
Like?

Speaker 2 (58:50):
Can you hear someone that you know?

Speaker 3 (58:53):
I think?

Speaker 10 (58:54):
But I also think that like when something comes out
of my mouth, it sounds more correct, right, more correct
than it actually is. But that's because of what I'm hearing, obviously,
Like I don't.

Speaker 9 (59:09):
It's kind of like when you hear your own voice
for the first time on a recording and you're like, whoa,
is that what I really sound like?

Speaker 1 (59:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (59:15):
Yeah, yeah, interesting.

Speaker 9 (59:17):
Remember answering machines are like, wait, I sound like that.

Speaker 10 (59:20):
But that's typically why I my volume gets louder and softer,
because to me, that's pitch.

Speaker 11 (59:27):
Volume is pitch, not what you guys consider pitch. I
know I might get louder.

Speaker 7 (59:33):
When I do so in your mind to hit a
higher note.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (59:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (59:46):
So someone of the text said auditory processing disorder APD
and thought that.

Speaker 6 (59:50):
Was for like ideas, like you're not getting a concept.

Speaker 2 (59:54):
Maybe it's just the way it was.

Speaker 4 (59:55):
Its processing of audio, right, like the way that that
you know, whatever the sound is, the way that it
comes in you process it and hear it or understand whatever,
like the way that you registers.

Speaker 7 (01:00:06):
Yeah, and it's not easy to replicate the notes, but
the concept is ease. But you know when you're wrong, right, Yeah,
Like if it's like law and you go, you know,
you're off.

Speaker 2 (01:00:18):
It's not that you don't understand the concept.

Speaker 10 (01:00:20):
Yeah right, But even if even when I did it
and you guys were like, yeah, that was that was closed.
I was like, it was like, I just do a
shot in the dark, and I hope and I have
no idea even if it's.

Speaker 6 (01:00:29):
Right that it's right.

Speaker 2 (01:00:29):
Are you able to do an impression of anybody?

Speaker 6 (01:00:31):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
Okay? Does that make sense?

Speaker 6 (01:00:33):
Same thing? I wonder if this can be taught, like
pitch can be taught.

Speaker 2 (01:00:36):
I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
Yeah, like color blindness, the rain in Spain talls was?

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
What was that? What was that? That's that's annunciation.

Speaker 6 (01:00:44):
Yeah, that's from my fair lady. Yeah, in case you're wondering.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Definitely remember seeing the play and I was like they
were trying to teach some girls something.

Speaker 6 (01:00:50):
And yeah, the play versions Pick Malley and the musical.

Speaker 4 (01:00:53):
Oh sure, yes.

Speaker 3 (01:00:54):
Do you ever Did you ever play an instrument of
any kind?

Speaker 8 (01:00:57):
Uh?

Speaker 10 (01:00:58):
Yes, so I I mean I tried the flut when
I was younger. That didn't really work out.

Speaker 11 (01:01:02):
And then during the pandemic for my pandemic.

Speaker 10 (01:01:04):
Hobby, I got keyboard and I had this little.

Speaker 11 (01:01:09):
Keyboard thing.

Speaker 10 (01:01:10):
It was an app and I would go along with
it and it kind of taught you the keys and
everything along with that. So I would do it and
I'd get like one hundred percent and my brother, who
is i mean, just very smart when it comes to music.
He has a keyboard, two knows a bunch of instruments.
And I played it for him. I did one hundred
percent on this little app thing, and he just looked
at me and he goes, yeah, but you know, none

(01:01:30):
of that sounded right though, Like even though this app
was telling me I got one hundred percent, I was
still off and I didn't even know.

Speaker 6 (01:01:37):
You're on the instructions and that's as far as.

Speaker 10 (01:01:39):
You right, which was very like mechanical like, and I
just thought like, oh, I'm doing this and my brother
was like, no, you're.

Speaker 6 (01:01:46):
This is so interesting, all.

Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
Right, very interesting.

Speaker 2 (01:01:49):
Yeah. I mean you know I thought.

Speaker 6 (01:01:50):
That was all letting us study you.

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
Yeah, it's fascinating so that she's trying, we believe her.
She's r yeah, I must say you're not trying.

Speaker 11 (01:01:57):
Yeah, well you did say that to me at first.

Speaker 5 (01:02:00):
That was the.

Speaker 2 (01:02:03):
Nose.

Speaker 4 (01:02:04):
That was my way of describing, you know, because when
when it's like law, you go law like that, that's
like a low that's that sounds like a low effort response.

Speaker 2 (01:02:13):
It's like law like like, it doesn't sound like you're
even trying to even.

Speaker 7 (01:02:18):
If the note is completely wrong, right, you would have
expected at least like a law.

Speaker 3 (01:02:24):
Also like law.

Speaker 2 (01:02:26):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:02:26):
So it was just my way of describing they wanted
a louder law.

Speaker 3 (01:02:30):
Or you're not long enough.

Speaker 7 (01:02:32):
Well, I mean, just some sort of effort to make
it replicate what you're hearing, right, and the fact that
you were you said, I don't understand what I'm confused.
What do you mean like to repeat the note like
you understand? Sorry English?

Speaker 3 (01:02:45):
Right? Like I don't want to file a law?

Speaker 2 (01:02:51):
Was there?

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Okay, all right, well we're gonna we're gonna take a
break and process what we just learned.

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Have a lot to think about it really.

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The Woody Show returns right after these messages.

Speaker 8 (01:03:08):
This is non.

Speaker 4 (01:03:12):
Following up on Sammy's severe tone deafness that we we
just learned about more after the you know this last second.
I never thought that way. It's basically the audio version
of being color blind, where everything just kind of sounds
the same. I thought it was just like you said,
like you just couldn't get to that.

Speaker 6 (01:03:31):
Yeah, you just can't articulate it. But yeah, she can't
hear it's fascinating.

Speaker 2 (01:03:34):
Uh six six'.

Speaker 4 (01:03:35):
One this makes me so sad For. SAMMY i love
music and listening to the, music and it makes me
wonder if she's really hearing music the same way the.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
Rest of us.

Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
Too, SAME i have the same.

Speaker 10 (01:03:44):
Thought Oh dammy loves, me, Right BUT i still love
music so in that. Way, No i'm sure THAT i
don't hear it the same way that you, do BUT
i still love it and enjoy it just as much
as anyone.

Speaker 11 (01:03:54):
Else BECAUSE i.

Speaker 10 (01:03:55):
Don't know what, difference, like if you suddenly heard music
the way THAT i, did you would probably go.

Speaker 11 (01:03:59):
INSANE i feel like this is trash.

Speaker 4 (01:04:02):
Difference what about those videos where people get the glasses
for their color mild ones and they start, Crying, yeah
because they'll they'll put the they'll put the glasses on
and they're seeing in a way they've never seen.

Speaker 6 (01:04:14):
Before vibrant and. Accurate.

Speaker 9 (01:04:16):
Yeah well does that explain country music? Then because says
that country Music there's.

Speaker 11 (01:04:23):
Still plenty of people out there like, me so who.

Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
CAN I, YEAH i MEAN i see what you're, saying,
MAN i put that more in The i'm just talking
about the like.

Speaker 9 (01:04:29):
That i'm just trying to break it, down not you,
know knocking country, music just with the tone and how
it sounds the.

Speaker 10 (01:04:35):
Same and, yeah and, ALTERNATIVELY i, MEAN i have not great,
eyes SO i can't see very. Well and WHEN i
but WHEN i take my glasses off AND i look
at let's say A christmas tree and all the way
all the lights, LOOK i think is so. Pretty AND
i can't show it to anyone BECAUSE i can't take
a picture of What i'm.

Speaker 4 (01:04:52):
Seeing is it almost like what do they call? It,
no like it's, Glass it's kind of. Blurred what's? That, no, Frosted.

Speaker 6 (01:05:02):
No it's not.

Speaker 10 (01:05:03):
Frosted but the lights get much bigger and it's.

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
Kind of blend.

Speaker 2 (01:05:08):
Together and it's like such a.

Speaker 11 (01:05:09):
Lonely idea to, go this is so, pretty AND i
can't share it with.

Speaker 3 (01:05:12):
Anyone another text.

Speaker 4 (01:05:15):
Came in addition to consulting an, Audiologist sammy may also
want to consult with a vocal coach and a music.
Teacher long, process but with time and, patience you have
the potential from going to from tone deft to sing
like A disney. PRINCESS i believe in you aim for The,
tierra but it's, like who?

Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
Cares, YEAH i mean she's not to be a, singer
BUT i would be curious about what, Now like, what
so what HAVE i been?

Speaker 6 (01:05:41):
Missing yeah that we think that we didn't know we were, missing.

Speaker 3 (01:05:45):
Right because you hear that with like color blind people's, like,
yeah the apple is? Great what are we talking? About
AND i don't know enough about? It so maybe you guys.
Do like somebody on the text saying those glasses for
color blind people that's?

Speaker 2 (01:05:57):
Fake is?

Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
THAT i mean BECAUSE I i didn't heard, something BUT
i didn't hear THE i, mean how could we even
know if it's actually?

Speaker 6 (01:06:05):
Real, well you can test them to, see because a person.

Speaker 9 (01:06:07):
Can tell you that if they're seeing, somebody but we
don't know if we, like if they're truly seeing. Red
they might be seeing a different shade of something that
you've seen. Before but they're asking, people all, right what
color is? This and they can tell you what it.

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
Is now truly know what red. Is, cly what they
do is they filter, Point they filter light to make
those stuff they can see more. Vivid therefore it has
more contrast with other. Colors, yeah this is.

Speaker 6 (01:06:36):
Color color blind glasses are real and they work as specialized, filters.

Speaker 3 (01:06:41):
Which but it's. Not but it's not giving you the
power to actually see the color you can't.

Speaker 6 (01:06:45):
See you're just filtering out the color that you're canceling
out the color that you already.

Speaker 9 (01:06:49):
See just differentiating you are on the glass or the
glasses maker's. Website So i'm On GOOGLE.

Speaker 6 (01:06:58):
Ai.

Speaker 3 (01:06:58):
Overview, yeah, yes it's, yeah they're. Not they don't work
like work as you can now see. Everything they just
make it. MORE i don't know what that. Is be
careful whatever you're. Watching i'm not.

Speaker 4 (01:07:11):
Sure all, Right well what do you? Show Freddy? OKI
i Asked sammy to pick a song because she does
like she does like music and she does have some.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
Favorites and so here's the song that you. Pick and
you do sing along to songs and.

Speaker 10 (01:07:24):
Heroes, yeah but can we all sing along to this?

Speaker 6 (01:07:28):
One will will? Join you have to take?

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
Lead we join in the.

Speaker 4 (01:07:32):
Chorus, right but like like.

Speaker 10 (01:07:33):
How you And greg sometimes do a duet, together like
can me And gina do a start with?

Speaker 6 (01:07:38):
You but now that we all have an, understanding well
we get. It so we're on your. SIDE i.

Speaker 4 (01:07:45):
Understand and this is one of your favorite. Songs you
got to pick the. Song, yeah the song. Rules It's
Alanis Moore set ironic. That we did see some videos
Of sammy at The Alanis moore set, concert singing, along.

Speaker 9 (01:07:58):
AND i would say that all the comments were. Positive
she was having such a great time for this. Room all,
right are we?

Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
Ready?

Speaker 2 (01:08:12):
Ready what do you?

Speaker 15 (01:08:13):
Show?

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Friday?

Speaker 4 (01:08:13):
Oki Alanis morissett, ironic you're a lead singer for this
round of what is?

Speaker 2 (01:08:20):
Show?

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Friday?

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Oki Is Sammy? Marino here we.

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Go and ma'am turned ninety.

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Eight he won the lottery and died the next.

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Day it's a black fly.

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Near.

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Shardenay it's a death row part in two minutes too.

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Late and isn't it? Ironic don't you think.

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When you.

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It's a stay and.

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It's?

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Here if he play it? Safe what's afraid to?

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Fly he packed a suitcase just his, kids.

Speaker 18 (01:09:24):
Goodbye he waited its whole damn line.

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To take that, line and that's the plane crash.

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Down he's, well it's a it's, Nice and isn't it?
Ironic such a? Thing it's.

Speaker 5 (01:09:48):
Afraid one of your, day.

Speaker 18 (01:10:06):
Like a funny way of speaking up on you when
you think everything's okay and everything's.

Speaker 1 (01:10:12):
Gone, wrong.

Speaker 11 (01:10:17):
And life is a funny way of helping you.

Speaker 18 (01:10:20):
Out when you think everything's gone wrong and everything blows
up in your. Face it's a traffic, jam a traffic
jam when you're already, late and no small.

Speaker 6 (01:10:35):
Sign on your.

Speaker 18 (01:10:37):
Cigarette, right it's like ten thousand spoons when all you
need is a.

Speaker 4 (01:10:43):
Knife it's meeting.

Speaker 11 (01:10:45):
The man of my dreams and then meeting is a beautiful.

Speaker 6 (01:10:49):
Wife and.

Speaker 11 (01:10:55):
Don't you think a little too? Ironic, YEAH i really
do think it's.

Speaker 5 (01:11:07):
Day it's.

Speaker 11 (01:11:08):
Agreed it's such a good.

Speaker 5 (01:11:18):
Day, day.

Speaker 16 (01:11:32):
A funny way up on. You life is a, funny
funny way of helping you, out helping you.

Speaker 19 (01:11:46):
Out why that's.

Speaker 4 (01:11:52):
Whatever, YEAH i just want to SAY i Love, salmon
all her cute, quirks so genuine and FULSOME i find right.

Speaker 7 (01:11:59):
There you totally illustrated that you do kind of get different,
tones especially with you went mister play it. Safe, yeah
was afraid to fly because there's like an up and a,
day there's like a kind of a wave and you
did do. It you didn't go mister play it say it.

Speaker 3 (01:12:14):
Was afraid to, fly.

Speaker 2 (01:12:18):
But you did do like a good mister play it.
Safe yeah was afraid to.

Speaker 10 (01:12:23):
FLY i actually had some, movement, okay so that was.

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Good he puts the key In, garcia so call sports Which,
hey good, Morning jeff g what?

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Up and good? Morning what do you?

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Show let's go and start with.

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Show.

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Hey, otani he won his fourth unanimous M vp. Award
that is four m vps in the last five, years
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What You Show Freddy. Oki Alanis mori Set ironic one
of her favorite. Songs she got to pick this. Song
we didn't put that song on. Her, yeah uh, okay
now here here's one that not so much. Bad this

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one says you. Guys Letting sammy be the lead. Singer
it's like when the football. Team let's their special needs
kids suit up and store the. Touchdown it is like,
that very, nice Geez, gina while you have to text
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would you. Would, yeah of course they don't.

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they asked her why the, rush she told.

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minutes to make. It you knowizza, pizza you need a police.
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year old kid In florida was driving past a golf,
course decided to tear it up with his. Truck security
cameras caught him doing donuts on the. Greens he tore
up a couple holes of the. Course he was gone
before anyone realized what. Happened the cops did a little.
Investigating they figure out who the kid. Was he was
busted and when they asked him why he did, it he,

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said the golf, COURSE i, WAS i.

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was he was just.

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Drunk he was, drunk, yeah.

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Okay that the grounds needed to be taking care of,
anyway so he was just tearing it up to make
sure they did.

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That.

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Okay.

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Uh he told the cops he was. Bored didn't think
there was anything else to.

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Do, yeah, okay.

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Just, bored just.

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Bored and nothing else to. Do so he is on
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People thought they had the perfect, plan the plan that
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Tree, okay all, right, yeah, yeah.

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Right so a train operator In San francisco made the.

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News, yeah brutal fell asleep at the.

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Controls passengers knew something was. Wrong the train began to
violently jolt like.

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There was an.

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Earthquake there's some video from inside the.

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Train you see.

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THAT i didn't see the videos all the aftermath that
the passengers being thrown from their seats into the walls
of the. Train, now the train sped up to about
fifty miles an, hour, which oh my, god fifty miles
an hour doesn't sound all that, crazy but when you
consider that it normally goes around eight to ten miles.

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An, hour it's pretty. Fast it's a bit.

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Different nobody's seriously, hurt but the train operator chick has
been so fired.

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GOOD i love how she sailed in the.

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Video she doubles down and gets mad at the passenger's
freaking out a.

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Chill, yeah, okay, yeah but you see, here like her
head not off to the to the.

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SIDE i used to think that would be a cool,
job but not so much. Anymore it seems like it
would be pretty damn.

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Boring back when you, know people were polite and, Stuff
yeah that would have been.

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Cool but.

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Act like animals on.

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station he decided to pull into someone's driveway and asked
the homeowner for some, gas.

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Which everybody has lying.

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Around, well when the when the man pulled, in he
knocked on the. Door instead of asking for the, gas
he led with another, request which, was please don't call the.

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Cops, oh that's R.

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The homeowner said that he, wouldn't and then he went
inside and called the. Cops smart they showed, Up they
ran the plates on the, truck and what do you,
know it was stolen and the dude was taking the failed.

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Jail across the guy's mind to call the. Cops.

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Right this one is From florida where this seventy six
year old dude he heard a knock at the front.
Door he opened it up and standing right there were
the cops who had a warrant to search his.

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House and the.

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Guy he's, like, dude the hell's going? On he couldn't
figure out why they were. THERE i, mean he was
he wasn't a bad. Guy, well the cops informed him
that they had received a tip that he had drugs
in the, house and that tip turned out to be.
True they got a bunch of, cocaine some moxy, cotton some,
weeds some, prolezam some, morphine some, myth about twenty thousand

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dollars in, cash a few.

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Guns and you, know he thought he had everyone. Full after.

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All he even had a sign out in front of
the house that, said quote absolute no drugs allowed on the.
Premise there you, go that was the yard side he
had in his. Card he was arrested and taken to
a Salew.

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How could it be? Me did you read the?

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SIGN i don't believe in.

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That here's one where the police they got a call
from a woman who claimed that her family's car had been.
Stolen but before the cops even had a chance to,
leave she called them back and said, that, hey it was.
Found it was abandoned not too far. Away the police
questioned the wife and she told him everything that she.
Knew then they talked to the. Husband the husband, though
they figured something was off with this guy because the

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more questions they were asking, him the less sense the
story was. Making come to find, out the guy had
staged the. Carjacking now can anybody try to guess.

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Why either he wanted to leave his wife or get
insurance money.

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Or discloud have a story to?

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Share just.

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Attention, uh, well it was all to get out of
going shopping with his.

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Wife, god where are the balls on the didn't want
to go shout?

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Out staged the carjackting to avoid going shot the other way,
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been biben and BIBEN i should say drinking a, lot
AND i ask them just the easiest questions in the.
World so you play the game not by answering the.
Questions the drunk person's gonna answer the. Questions you guess
whether they need to get the answer. Correct if you
guess correctly twice out of three, times you, win all.

Speaker 2 (01:25:34):
Right eight seven seven forty.

Speaker 4 (01:25:35):
Four warning told you to call in if you wanted
to be our.

Speaker 3 (01:25:38):
Contestant. Today let's say hi To Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:25:41):
Sonya good, Morning, sonya good morning, Show Hello.

Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
Sonia are you ready to? Play, yes?

Speaker 1 (01:25:50):
Sir.

Speaker 4 (01:25:50):
Okay, now before we get into the questions that actually
count toward winning or, not what we're gonna do is
we're gonna get a little clip here to get a better.
Idea just out with it or not with. It our
drunk person The Sea bass talk to is and who
is this? Person Is?

Speaker 2 (01:26:02):
Leah And?

Speaker 3 (01:26:03):
Uh When i'm out taping to u I q's typically
the prostitutes avoid. Me they don't want to be around
microphones and cameras and that sort of. Thing every once
in a, while, though one will, say oh Hey i'll
play hell yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:26:14):
Vlunteer yeah that's What leah is. Today business is. Slow
here Is leah?

Speaker 15 (01:26:18):
Said you Were indeed you're a working?

Speaker 2 (01:26:19):
Girl is that?

Speaker 15 (01:26:20):
Right, yes it's a prost you? Right why don't like that?

Speaker 3 (01:26:24):
Term what term do.

Speaker 17 (01:26:25):
You, Like?

Speaker 3 (01:26:25):
Leah working?

Speaker 15 (01:26:26):
Girl how did you get into the?

Speaker 3 (01:26:28):
Industry?

Speaker 8 (01:26:28):
Leah?

Speaker 11 (01:26:29):
WHY i started off as a? Stripper nice, Fun, YEAH
i still.

Speaker 15 (01:26:33):
Strip what's the most like.

Speaker 3 (01:26:35):
Weird or interesting situation you found yourself in in this
line of?

Speaker 15 (01:26:39):
Work, oh always.

Speaker 6 (01:26:41):
With the, gays with the gay.

Speaker 15 (01:26:43):
Guys hey, guys hit you.

Speaker 11 (01:26:45):
Up OH i love.

Speaker 6 (01:26:46):
THEM i love sticking things and. PEOPLE i love.

Speaker 1 (01:26:51):
It, oh.

Speaker 4 (01:26:55):
Just for fun because they want stuff stuck in their.

Speaker 3 (01:26:56):
BUTTS i guess you can get a mail prost to
you for.

Speaker 9 (01:26:59):
That WHEN i was starting off on the street team
in radio In San, francisco we would pick up the
prostitutes all the time and give them. Rides, yeah there's
like pre uber so you, know just doing the lord's.

Speaker 3 (01:27:10):
Work you're, Like i'll, say the ones that really avoid
me are the ones On Bourbon. Street this Is, vegas
by the, way because they they they're they don't want
any part of anything because they are kind of having
launched right half the. Time they're rolling people. Anyway oh.

Speaker 2 (01:27:23):
Damn all, Right So, sonia that Is.

Speaker 4 (01:27:26):
Leah we're gonna try to guess if She leah know
the answer to the. Questions and you just got to
get two out of three in order to win today's
round of the d UY, Q menace And. Sammy you
guys are stone, cold sober allegedly mm hmm as far
as we. Know, Yeah and we're gonna see how you
guys do on these. Questions question number, One.

Speaker 15 (01:27:44):
Yemen oman And qatar are all?

Speaker 3 (01:27:47):
What, okay the reason this is being, asked of, Course,
Yemen oman And qatar are all what today's climate are?

Speaker 1 (01:27:58):
All?

Speaker 4 (01:27:59):
What? What who wants to guess?

Speaker 2 (01:28:01):
FIRST i guess, first AND i will start with a triple.

Speaker 6 (01:28:07):
Yes, Yes i'm going to also go triple But i'm
going to say, no triple, no.

Speaker 4 (01:28:15):
Triple, no, okay, UH i will say. That, Well i'll
go with my typical no For leah, first And i'll
say yes For sammy And. Menace so, no For, leah double,
Yes sammy and. Menace now what do you, Think, Sonia it's,

(01:28:38):
no you're gonna say no that you won't get, it all?

Speaker 3 (01:28:40):
Right question number, one d Y.

Speaker 15 (01:28:42):
Q Ye, oman And qatar are all what menace?

Speaker 3 (01:28:48):
Countries sammy.

Speaker 4 (01:28:50):
Countries that's the answer we're looking, for, Right okay here
because that's too?

Speaker 3 (01:28:55):
Easy yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:28:55):
Exactly, yeah that's that's what made it so difficult get
it BECAUSE i couldn't. Tell is there gonna be some
kind of twist or trick? Here it's too, easy.

Speaker 3 (01:29:06):
RIGHT i don't think the prostitut will get it, Though, yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:29:09):
No working girl, Menace, yeah working, girls the horse we'll get.

Speaker 3 (01:29:13):
It, well let's, see. Geez question number, one d Uy.

Speaker 15 (01:29:16):
Q, Yemen, oman And qatar are all WHAT i would go.

Speaker 6 (01:29:21):
With like name.

Speaker 11 (01:29:23):
BRANDS i don't, Know nintendo's or.

Speaker 6 (01:29:25):
Something isn't the guitar like one? Too?

Speaker 4 (01:29:30):
Oh, yeah my friends used to Play Super Mario brothers Like.
Qatar Lay all, Right, Well, hey, Congratulations, sony son you
are on the.

Speaker 3 (01:29:39):
Board you got.

Speaker 4 (01:29:40):
A point here on the Duy. Q you only need
one out of the next two in order to. Win
question number.

Speaker 15 (01:29:46):
Two ACRONYM std is short for what health topic.

Speaker 4 (01:29:50):
All, Right yes For menace And SAMMY std in context
of health. Topics, yeah it's got to be yes for.
Her well that's her.

Speaker 6 (01:29:59):
Business yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:30:00):
Right by the, way shout out To joe and csack.

Speaker 2 (01:30:04):
Working girl with the big.

Speaker 4 (01:30:05):
Hair all, right put me for a triple yes on this.

Speaker 6 (01:30:08):
One, YEAH i.

Speaker 4 (01:30:09):
Agree, well, Yes menace And. Sammy do you think That
lee is going to get?

Speaker 5 (01:30:12):
It?

Speaker 3 (01:30:13):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:30:13):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:30:14):
No for, Minute menace thinks you that she still won't get.
It sammy says, yes all, right, sonya what do you
think yes or?

Speaker 6 (01:30:20):
No because of her line of, Work i'm gonna say, yes.

Speaker 3 (01:30:25):
Yes all. Right question number two D U I.

Speaker 15 (01:30:27):
Q the ACRONYM std is short for what health.

Speaker 4 (01:30:31):
Topic menace sexually transmitted, Disease sammy sexually transmitted.

Speaker 8 (01:30:37):
Disease look at, them all?

Speaker 2 (01:30:38):
Right these are.

Speaker 4 (01:30:39):
Two now when you say these are, simple easy trivia
questions that are so simple and so, easy.

Speaker 3 (01:30:45):
The first time you've really come through on that.

Speaker 2 (01:30:47):
Promise yeah every.

Speaker 4 (01:30:48):
Time but, Yeah question number two see How leah.

Speaker 15 (01:30:51):
Does the ACRONYM std is short for what health TOPIC.

Speaker 6 (01:30:55):
Std the health topic H.

Speaker 15 (01:30:58):
H is a type of ST. Std mean THOUGH i have.

Speaker 6 (01:31:01):
No idea AND i don't really have, sex so you.

Speaker 15 (01:31:05):
Don't you don't have to ask, that would you have
a boyfriend or?

Speaker 8 (01:31:08):
Something or, NO i have a.

Speaker 6 (01:31:09):
Girlfriend i'm a.

Speaker 4 (01:31:10):
Lesbian yeah what hell she just?

Speaker 3 (01:31:16):
Do, Okay, wow she's. STRANGE i don't, know like seas
you get.

Speaker 9 (01:31:24):
It you go to a bunch of events and you
see people out and about like they wouldn't know this
kind of, stuff even AS i.

Speaker 2 (01:31:32):
Think this is.

Speaker 3 (01:31:32):
Menacing by the, WAY i Think menace is, accurate the
average person walking the street is way more dumb than you. Think,
yeah no offense to our working. Girl, okay, well you.

Speaker 4 (01:31:43):
Still have a chance to win the game, Here, sonya
that one didn't go the way that you wanted.

Speaker 2 (01:31:47):
To but we do have question number.

Speaker 15 (01:31:49):
Three what content are we on right?

Speaker 2 (01:31:51):
Now go?

Speaker 4 (01:31:53):
Downhill right? Now yeah To menace And? Sammy, No, deliah.

Speaker 2 (01:32:07):
You got THAT cd? WRONGS i agree with.

Speaker 6 (01:32:10):
That, Yeah i'm okay with.

Speaker 4 (01:32:11):
That, yes double yes, here double, Yes, Greg, yes you?
Know okay Here menace And. Sammy do you think That
leah gets this?

Speaker 3 (01:32:18):
One?

Speaker 4 (01:32:18):
No, no, okay they're both. Going, Now, sonya what do
you Think.

Speaker 10 (01:32:24):
I'm gonna have to say?

Speaker 6 (01:32:25):
Now just because of how the last one?

Speaker 4 (01:32:27):
Went, okay, yeah all, right so no locking that. One
in question number, three D u Y.

Speaker 15 (01:32:33):
Q what continent are we on right?

Speaker 3 (01:32:35):
Now?

Speaker 4 (01:32:36):
Sammy North? America Menace North? AMERICA a, right, jeez, yes
sweet at that a sweet?

Speaker 3 (01:32:44):
SWEET i?

Speaker 2 (01:32:47):
Know right all? Right question number three do you Y?

Speaker 15 (01:32:49):
Q what continent are we on right?

Speaker 2 (01:32:51):
Now?

Speaker 8 (01:32:53):
America we're In?

Speaker 15 (01:32:54):
America what continent is In? America In United?

Speaker 4 (01:32:57):
States United?

Speaker 3 (01:32:58):
States, well.

Speaker 2 (01:33:02):
Good, Job, Donia congratulations you are a winner here on
the d u I. Q, yeah you're.

Speaker 4 (01:33:09):
Welcome it was a little stressful there WHENEVER i have
to get down to that break third questions.

Speaker 2 (01:33:13):
Like, yeah But, sonny you did.

Speaker 4 (01:33:16):
It, Congratulations thank you so much for listening to The Woody.

Speaker 3 (01:33:19):
Show enjoy the.

Speaker 2 (01:33:20):
Rest of your weekend and just hang. On we'll get your. Information,
okay thank you so.

Speaker 3 (01:33:25):
Much that's that's how you play the d u I q.

Speaker 2 (01:33:30):
Question what DO i need to?

Speaker 3 (01:33:31):
Know? Where that little audio drop is?

Speaker 4 (01:33:33):
From the licking one you always play when lesbians are.
Mentioned it's from that Movie, kingpin remember The, yeah, yeah, Yeah, kingpin, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:33:46):
Kingpin. Yeah it was the neighbor lady.

Speaker 4 (01:33:51):
Super tan Old, yeah disgusting and she was and that's
her making that first.

Speaker 3 (01:33:56):
Teeth, yeah so.

Speaker 2 (01:34:02):
Sexy that's odd, show.

Speaker 4 (01:34:12):
All, Right so going over a couple of, texts we
mentioned that.

Speaker 2 (01:34:15):
One so we're.

Speaker 4 (01:34:17):
Having the D u I q and talking To leah
the street, walker who doesn't have, sex but she gets
hired as a female prostitute by a lot of gay,
guys so she, says but then she.

Speaker 2 (01:34:30):
Doesn't have sex with. Guys she's in a relationship with a.

Speaker 3 (01:34:34):
Woman she's a.

Speaker 4 (01:34:35):
Lesbian AND i did the and somebody had, asked you, know,
like where where is that audio clip? From AND i
mentioned the Movie. Kingpin here's uh, here here's the, scene
the actual scene that it's.

Speaker 6 (01:34:49):
From two bits of advice for, You. Munson number, one why.

Speaker 17 (01:34:53):
Don't you forget about this bowling business and get yourself
a real. Job number, two if you still owe me
another month's, Rent, NO i got.

Speaker 4 (01:35:06):
It, because, like, yeah the landlord is a really disgusting,
lady and he owed her a rent because he's trying
to make this bowling dream. Happen and so they hooked
up for an exchange of the one month's. Rent so
that's why he's in the bathroom puking while she's getting,
dressed reminding him that, hey there's still another month of.

Speaker 3 (01:35:21):
Rent you're you're laid. On what's up pooty?

Speaker 4 (01:35:27):
Show so where Is guess who's? GAS i haven't heard
it in a. While meet me a good laugh of
someone ripping some. Ass we just played.

Speaker 2 (01:35:37):
About a week.

Speaker 4 (01:35:37):
Ago there is a there's a fart related thing THAT
i wanted to bring. Up is this building? Farting, no
The Olympic. Velodrome it was built for the twenty Twelve
London Olympic, games but now every time fireworks are set
off near, it the building makes this.

Speaker 2 (01:35:55):
Sound here we, go.

Speaker 3 (01:36:04):
That's the.

Speaker 4 (01:36:04):
Sound the building is like this pringle shaped looking. Thing
and so just the way that the sound from the
fireworks is reflecting or whatever we're ring off of its.

Speaker 2 (01:36:15):
Party that's.

Speaker 9 (01:36:23):
So do you ever go to buildings where they have
like a dome shape and you will be sitting on
one side of the dome and then you can hear
the conversation on the other.

Speaker 4 (01:36:32):
Side you send your friend over there and you whisper
into the.

Speaker 6 (01:36:35):
Wall you go, like, Hey greg slips, AROUND i could
see your.

Speaker 2 (01:36:38):
Nipples really.

Speaker 4 (01:36:40):
Cool and the way it travels up and over the
ceiling it comes down the other side pretty. Cool, yeah
and pretty. Cool, hey just in time For, christmas you,
Guys apple is introducing a new iPhone accessory And, sammy
it's an iPhone size knitted pouch, design so you can
sling the pouch over your. Shoulder you can hang it
around your arm because you, know actual pants pockets not good.

(01:37:03):
Enough here's here's what it looks. Like, Greg who wouldn't
you stick your phone in? There and then you just
like there's a there's a you, know that's how you carry.

Speaker 2 (01:37:12):
Its, yeah isn't that?

Speaker 3 (01:37:14):
Nice your body strip has become pretty.

Speaker 1 (01:37:16):
Popular.

Speaker 11 (01:37:17):
Yeah you can also to year purse handle wrapped around.

Speaker 3 (01:37:20):
Them, okay, okay officially making.

Speaker 2 (01:37:24):
It how much does it?

Speaker 4 (01:37:24):
Cost We're i'm gonna get that because it comes in two.
Sizes there's a small, One, greg and there's a large.
One there's a variety of. COLORS i was going to
ask because they're a manly. Color, okay how much for
the small?

Speaker 2 (01:37:35):
Small?

Speaker 4 (01:37:37):
Uh? This this is what it looks like right here,
again just to remind, you it just looks like it
looks like it looks like a karate belt scarf with
an opening in. It, yeah how about thirty nine high
thirty nine Dollars, okay have you bought a phone case
at The apple?

Speaker 3 (01:37:54):
Store, EVER i can.

Speaker 2 (01:37:55):
Rip you off every chance they get Usually, AMAZON i buy.

Speaker 6 (01:37:57):
It i'm going to, say like eighty eight.

Speaker 2 (01:38:00):
More than that the small would you like to take a?

Speaker 9 (01:38:03):
Guess, Yeah i'm going to, say, well the like the
pirst version is like two hundred, bucks so this is probably.

Speaker 3 (01:38:12):
Like one.

Speaker 4 (01:38:13):
Fifty it's one hundred and fifty. Dollars, yeah the large
is two hundred and thirty.

Speaker 2 (01:38:19):
Dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:38:20):
Wow and the reviews so far are. Terrible i'm not
paying that much for an iPhone? Condom or you could Hire, Sammy,
yes he will make you Want, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:38:28):
Sam we can make.

Speaker 13 (01:38:29):
One, oh you should start selling.

Speaker 9 (01:38:30):
THEM a basic iPhone case From apple is fifty.

Speaker 2 (01:38:34):
Bucks, yeah just for like a?

Speaker 7 (01:38:36):
Joy yeah like, This why would just a Regular why
didn't you just get that On?

Speaker 2 (01:38:39):
Amazon?

Speaker 3 (01:38:41):
Yeah but because that's their?

Speaker 2 (01:38:43):
Audience, yeah rag?

Speaker 3 (01:38:44):
Dummy because why it's not From? Apple dumb?

Speaker 2 (01:38:47):
Ass oh yeah that's.

Speaker 4 (01:38:49):
Important oh but A gucci belt, is, yes what's so
what's the difference you could? Do LIKE i got my
belt On. Amazon it's just a matter, now it's it's
just a matter of. Preference we, go there's your answer
Answer that is a total, Answer LIKE i.

Speaker 7 (01:39:04):
Prefer That gucci belt over like a basic whatever belt
that you would buy At.

Speaker 4 (01:39:09):
Marshals, okay well what's the difference you like that basic
case over the one that you get At. Apple it
does the exact same.

Speaker 2 (01:39:14):
Thing, right but?

Speaker 4 (01:39:16):
Wayless, okay, same but that's the belt.

Speaker 2 (01:39:18):
Argument alsocci looks better.

Speaker 4 (01:39:22):
One.

Speaker 6 (01:39:22):
Statust this one looks.

Speaker 4 (01:39:24):
Better than because that has that logo On it is.

Speaker 3 (01:39:30):
Like The gucci and that has The gucci.

Speaker 4 (01:39:31):
Logo here's another new product design to help people who
use their phone too. Much it is a simple like phone,
case except it's a lot heavier than. Normal it's six.
Pounds oh. Damn and it's supposed to be heavy enough
that you won't want to use your phone very.

Speaker 2 (01:39:47):
Long it really. Does.

Speaker 4 (01:39:50):
Yeah it looks like an eighty style brick phone and
it's stainless. Steel you put your iPhone in this.

Speaker 2 (01:39:59):
THING i kind of like.

Speaker 3 (01:40:00):
It i've got.

Speaker 12 (01:40:01):
It it kind of looks like your cyber truck could.
Have you'll ever laid down and dropped your phone on your?

Speaker 8 (01:40:05):
Face?

Speaker 6 (01:40:05):
Yes is you're?

Speaker 4 (01:40:06):
Scrolling OH i just DROPPED i WAS i was taking
a leak at home and SO i wasn't wearing shoes
AND i dropped my phone in the corner of it
landed right on my.

Speaker 2 (01:40:15):
Foot oh, man that. Hurt.

Speaker 6 (01:40:17):
WELL i did see an invention On facebook for the
people who lay down and, yeah it's like a it
feels like right when you drop, it a little like
dome comes up your head.

Speaker 2 (01:40:26):
Block now here's the, thing you would, Say, oh, well you,
KNOW i.

Speaker 4 (01:40:30):
Probably just, yeah, easily you could take a regular case
off this. Thing if you want to get your phone
out of, it you need to use An alan wrench
and remove four.

Speaker 2 (01:40:38):
Screws no thank you to get it out of.

Speaker 4 (01:40:40):
There, so if you think this will break your phone,
addiction you can get one of these bad boys for
the low low price of two hundred and ten, dollars
or just don't have a.

Speaker 9 (01:40:49):
Phone it would definitely, work, though oh for. Sure, yeah
there's no way you're going to constantly pick that.

Speaker 3 (01:40:54):
Thing there's a lot of steel in the.

Speaker 4 (01:40:55):
Thing, yeah imagine dropping.

Speaker 2 (01:40:57):
That yeah on your.

Speaker 3 (01:40:58):
Face it does look, cool.

Speaker 13 (01:41:00):
Only six, pounds though it doesn't sound that. Heavy you
do girls while you.

Speaker 2 (01:41:03):
Text, well it's like, that what's? It what's the?

Speaker 4 (01:41:07):
Thing you know that one of the bar challenges that
you do like you have like a.

Speaker 3 (01:41:10):
Stein.

Speaker 6 (01:41:10):
Yeah, oh you hold it down straight like.

Speaker 4 (01:41:12):
It's not, heavyly just picking it up to take a
drink carry to your. Table but when you're holding straight
out for that, long, yeah, true you know you'll gas
out eight seven seven forty. Four, woodie you can text
us check in over to two two nine eight. Seven,
uh let's take a break and then it's More woodies show.

Speaker 3 (01:41:30):
Is next hangout?

Speaker 8 (01:41:32):
Show join?

Speaker 4 (01:41:33):
Fun all, right thank you very, Much Greg. Gory would
that's gonna do it for this. Hour that's gonna do
it for today's. Show that's it for the, week everybody
time the. Weekend, oh let's get the hell out of.

Speaker 3 (01:41:48):
Here.

Speaker 4 (01:41:48):
Uh anything you missed on the show today or this,
week catch it on the. Podcast just go to the
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Speaker 2 (01:41:57):
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Speaker 3 (01:42:00):
Now all, right see we are back On, monday all news.
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Speaker 2 (01:42:28):
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Speaker 2 (01:42:47):
Dance like nobody's, watching and drink like you don't work
in the.

Speaker 3 (01:42:50):
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Speaker 2 (01:42:52):
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