February 25, 2025 • 34 mins
Greg's War on his neighbors, Cart Narcs, News Headline & More!
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
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(00:23):
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Speaker 2 (00:32):
The Woody Show is back and we're into another new
allans insensitivity training for a politically correct world. It is
Tuesday morning. It's February the twenty fifth, twenty twenty five.
I'm Whatdody, that's Greg Goryan. Good morning, wood We got Menace,
What is up? We got c mask Ye, Sammy's here.
(00:53):
Money phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Woody
is the number. You can send us a text over
to two to nine eight seven.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I'm like, damn near crippled.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I think I figured out what I did all right,
this is so dumb. So I've had this like crazy pain.
I feel like I pulled something like, uh, my right shoulder, okay,
like kind of by my shoulder blade lifting.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Oh dude, yeah, Joe.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
And the jerk.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
So anyway, and I was like, man, what the hell
did I do?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Because I couldn't figure.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
Now.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I carried in literally every bag of groceries that I
had from the grocery strut because I'm a man, you
know all that, and it is I kind of see
it as a challenge. Do you ever do that? Of course,
it's like how I think every guy. I think every
guy has done where you know, they see how far
back they can stand from the toilet still get into
the uh you've done maybe not like as you know,
forty year old man, but you know.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Maybe you've done that in your history. Of course, everybody's
done that.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
And then the other thing is like like I try
to get all so when my wife says is there
anything left out there? I go, nope, I got it all.
And I look like such a man, yeah you know,
and then.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
She gets a horny yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
So anyway, I thought maybe it was that, but nope,
it's not that. And now the pain has radiated to
like the middle of my spine and it hurts so bad.
It's going up my right side of my neck, giving
me a headache. I've done that before. Yeah, So I
figured out what it was in the middle of the
night last night, because the motion is if I bring
my arm across the front of my body, that's that's
(02:21):
what triggers that pain.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Okay, so it was not the grocery No. I think I.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Pulled a muscle turning over in bed one night. Oh wow,
all embarrassing. That's like when I threw out my back sneezing.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yeah, because like what had happened is, uh, you know,
the the covers and stuff were kind of tucked under
the one side, so when I when I went to
roll over, they were uh stuck. So I want to
go grab them and pull them out from underneath my
big fat body. And I think in doing that, because
that's the motion, like I did it the other night,
I did it last night and go to pull the
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and it's like, man, that's exactly where I felt, like, idiot,
that's how you're hurting yourself.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Now you don't do what I do. I kind of
like when I flip over. I kind of go airborne, yes,
and yeah, I go up and I like kind of bounce.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
But has that not wake Nacho up?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Oh no, she calls it like the whale, like you know,
like breaching.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Yeah, like I bounce on the mattress, go airborne, Yeah,
slip over and then land on my side.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Oh good, yeah, exactly, super fast. Yeah, it's like a flip. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
But some I'm just loading up on on adville. Wow,
hopefully over. Hopefully I won't need surgery regret.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Now that's what you gotta have a way to blankets,
you could rep some yeah, yeah, nerve damage.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Whatever happened to Yeah, because uh sea bass had uh
had hit me up earlier this morning, saying he ended
up with the urgent care.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Well, yeah, that's that was a surprise.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Yeah, what was that all about?
Speaker 4 (03:48):
More specifically emergency room?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Like two in the morning.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
So I wake up and uh, after like an hour
and a half, two hours of sleep, which never happens.
I'm usually good for at least four or five, and
I look, what time is it. I looking at my fitbit,
I'm like, oh, your heart rate's like ninety which is
not resting. Okay, Like wow, I can't. I guess. I'm like,
I'll just close my eyes go back to bed, can't, Mike,
can I can't really breathe?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Well, were you having a weird dream?
Speaker 4 (04:14):
I don't think so, I can't really breathe.
Speaker 7 (04:16):
Well.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Look down like you're running from a pack of hot
chicks or something in your dream and clamoring to get
on top of you.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Right, yeah, one at a time. Yeah, heart rates one twenty.
I'm laying down in bed. Oh wow, and I'll wake
at this point heart rates one forty. Yeah, Like, oh,
this is bad news.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
This is why I don't use the Apple Watch anymore,
because that's what I was doing. So I took in
a steroid for like a sinus infection at some point, right,
and it gave me these heart palpitations, right, which I
didn't equate to the steroid at the time. I'm like,
oh my god, what the hell's going on? And so
I look at my stupid Apple Watch and it would
show your heart rate and by seeing it and going wow,
(04:52):
that doesn't seem resting or that doesn't seem what it
should be right now? What happens now you're amping yourself up.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
And so that's what's happening. I don't have that problem.
Not I don't. I didn't do panic attacks, none of
that stuff. I never had that issue. And so I go.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
They call it white coat heart rate or something like that. Yeah, yeah,
go to the doctor.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
I've never had that. I've never had that problem. I've
never had that issue. I'm a calm person, never had
I don't care about needles, none of that stuff. So
like that won't go back down. It's like a hundred,
and I'm just laying there like, well, my heart rate
shouldn't be one hundred laying in bed. That's you. That
could be one of those things. What should it be out?
I have no idea resting like sixty years below when resting. Yeah,
(05:34):
it's like because it is on my little rat thing,
your resting heart rate is sixty two. So I'm like, okay, well,
crap us. I drive to the hospital. They get there,
it's still one hundred beats per minuted.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Ballet park the cyber truck where they just impressed it
to keep you outside talk right like I can't talk
right now. I may be having a heart attack.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
I'm sure they helped you right away, but we want
to look at the truck well, luckily there was nobody
there because it's middle of the night.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
It's not you know, Halloween or anything. And I got
me right in ekj ekg. Fine blood work, fine heart
rate didn't go down for like an hour or two though,
so they think it's because again, no hype, my old card.
He does none of that stuff. All that stuff is
a okay, perfectly in good health. So they think she's like, well,
do you snore. I'm like, yeah, probably, but I had
(06:17):
a sleep test last year because I was like, maybe
I got sleep apnea, and I get a sweet seapet
that was negative. I had normal bread. I had Oh
she asked me about cocaine.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
The morning.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Has anything to do with the fact that he was
talking about how he doesn't eat sweets and stuff when
he's not here, but he loads up on a candy
and cakes and the doughnuts stuff that around.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Yesterday, I had one, uh mickey ear macaron.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Disney dropped off some peanut butter chocolate mickey macaron so good.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
One dinner, I had a whole rotaste chicken, which is
not unusual, and the like a bottle of red wine,
not unusual. Nice. Yeah, nothing, no normal bedtime and blah
blah blah. So she's like, well, we gotta go see
a cardiologist, et cetera, et cetera. So I don't know.
I think I'll probably have to lay off the booze
and go see this cardiologist. He'll tell me everything's fine.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I'm sure.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Yeah, just keep an eye on it.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
You'll be surprised a panic attack, because even if you don't,
like consciously there's a panic guy.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I'm not a conscious panic guy either. I'm not like
I I feel like I can handle and I do
handle pretty well. I can do a lot of things
at once. I don't feel overwhelmed, you know. And then
they they did the same thing as I'm like, well,
there's got to be something wrong, because it doesn't make
any sense. At the time, things were great and nothing
was going no stress, I was I was perfectly fine.
And then they're like, yeah, it could be this subconscious
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anxiety that you got going on. You're not even aware
of it, and it'll it'll manifest that in those kind
of ways.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
I'm like, I'm not. I have nothing to be nervous
about it. Life is a okay. Yeah, look at all
the slams. You got a cyber. What I'm saying, I
got to retire this year. I'm clearly yeah, but I
think it's I think I bet you I could use
a PAP is what it could be. Because that's how
these That's how when you when you do have uh
(08:06):
sleep an, that's how you die because you can't breathe.
Reggie White died that way and then your heart starts
going and if you have a bad heart, you know,
can it can knock you over the end.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I love because everybody talks about how awesome the sleep is.
It's it's like one step below like propo false.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
But you had the machine. When you don't care, the
machine is kill. I love that you showed up to
work with the hospital bank. I didn't take you know what,
it's an opportunity. Did not take a photo.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
That's what I want to.
Speaker 6 (08:36):
Do.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
There's the I V for that because they took my
blood to test from Yeah, our heart markers.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Can I do the vague posts where I've take a
picture and say pray.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
And we don't even say from the e R. You
take the photo and you say current view.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Yeah, this wasn't on my bingo card for today.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
I gotta I gotta do a better photo so we
can't see that. Yeah, you can't see that. I'm in
the problem. You need a better something. I I won't
put it.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
There's generic carpet out in the hallway, mixed off.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Yeah no, no, we're gonna post all kinds of paperwork
and all kinds of question is tell you like, just
jerk off and call the day smoke weed and you're fine. Yeah,
they said yeah, they said no, no caffeine, no alcohol,
no exercise. Yeah right, let's see about that. Yeah. I
told the girls like, well, could I do like, you know,
like maybe like a boot camp or some kickboxing or
something to the box. I'm supposed to do iron Man
(09:28):
this weekend.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Perhaps I could carry you to your car.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
That's what she's like, Well, just what time you done today?
I can't not do curls? And okay, people are texting
it's the vaccine. No again that all the test all.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Well, he did get all of that.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
But there's the thing too, is all that all the
blood tests they did were for all those heart things,
all that my card of stuff, and that was all negative.
So it's nothing there. It's the ekg's were fine.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
I'm glad you're fine. Don't let everything turned out to
be okay, the UKG is all good. Here you stand
and that's good. It's never comforting, right.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
I've never looked. If you wake up, you're like, oh,
I have my heart rates twice what it should be.
People taking issuies like saying, dude, still with the fitbit,
like what year is it?
Speaker 7 (10:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Sam, I love it. I've tried the I tried the
Samsung Watch, but I don't like having to charge things
every day or two fitbits.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Go for a week easy. Yeah, that's true. That's why
I like the Aura ring. Yeah, for sleep monitoring, because
like every two three days you charge that thing. It
takes twenty minutes to charge and you're good for two
or three days, whereas the Apple Watch was every day.
And if you're trying to do sleep monitoring, so at
what point of your day do you not have the
convenience of what you have the watch for?
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Yeah, exactly. I'm always with the Samson Watch. I so
taking it on, putting it off, take it this thing.
You could go five days a week and it's fine.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Yeah, all right, Well glad you're here because we have
around the cart knarks that we were planning on yeah, oh,
thank you.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
What's one thing you would say?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
People at ninety.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
Three so the world, Yes, my good, I know I'm
near my house the wood.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
All right, Well we have some cart narc in the doom.
Oh yes, I just saw a video. You probably saw
people send you all those shopping card videos all the time.
Just see the woman getting taken out by the rogue
shopping cars.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
This was a target parking lot. You can tell about
the big red carts.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
There's no heditation exactly.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
And his old grandma is just watched load her trump.
She doesn't have a cart with her. But out of
the off screen nowhere here comes full speed at shopping
cart and she doesn't see it, cutting hits her square
in the back. She goes down instantly, and then the
cart like I guess it's blowing in the wing because
there's a plastic as their lighter carts. It falls over
(11:42):
on top of her. Yeah, it's like over.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
He totally got attacked by this card.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
I mean, that's an example of why you don't just
leave it. Sigh up.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
That's where agents of bastion comes in, the agents of
cart narks trying to get people do the right thing
and return their cards. And we have a brand new
round of cart Narks ready to go for you on
the explosive scale. What would you give it? It's pretty hig.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
I'm sorry, I'm still peeling off the leads from my
e kg am. I I didn't take They took the
wires off a card Arks.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
What You're gonna do, What you're gonna do when they
not on you? Carts card Arks.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
What You're gonna do, What You're gonna do when.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
They not on you?
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Arks is filmed alongside the men and women of card Narks.
List of discretion from experience. You gotta make sure you
get the ones that are kind of like around the
corner on your ribs, on the middle.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Of my chest, Yeah, down there, Yeah, yeah, would take
those off.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
We brought it on Instagram at the Woody Show and
they said something finally got you.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Oh yeah, Well.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Actually, today is a banner day in cart Narks because
with the debut of a new agent of the Cardinals.
If you're a fan of the nineteen eighty six film
Cobra starring Sylvester Stallone, yeah you're.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Gonna love Agent cart Bretty.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Because most of the car the Cartnarks agents are known
for being polite kind, almost to a fault. Well, cart Bretty,
he's a little more tough, he's a little more scary.
He doesn't need any plays by his own rules. He
might have a thick accent from somewhere. So he approaches
this lady and she's done the classic thing again where
people will leave out two or three carts and I
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say around the hand disabled spot, handicapped spot, and people
will say, oh, well, look at all those carts over there.
I'll take mine the throat over there too. So she's
done that. She's added like a fourth car to that
little cluster. And and by the way, those those blue
stripes around the handicap spots are there for a reason.
They don't want your car there or your cart's there.
But she doesn't care about that. An agent cart Bretty
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talks to her about that.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Man, you lift your card out blocking the handicap period.
Why do they put the blue lines there?
Speaker 5 (13:53):
Man, one of the cars? Did you put that? Put
one of them?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Show, if everybody decided to poop on the you can do.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
It right, yeah, my friend.
Speaker 7 (14:05):
Ye.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Well, she's like because because agent car Brett, he points
at the car. She's like, I didn't put that one
there this one. They love to argue over the tiniest
and by the way, inconsequential things that have nothing to
do with it.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
It's mister carb Baretti. Is he uh anyway shape or
form related to uh mister bongo chan?
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Yeah about cart Bretty is much like Cobra did in
the movie. He patrols the scummy streets of Los Angeles
the fifth. Okay, so now she's she's yelling and screaming.
She drives a little way down on the to the
the parking lot. But she hasn't left the parking lot yet.
And so what of our agents love to do? They
love to fake that. They put a magnet on the person,
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fake that. So this this agent car buddy walks it
behind her car, pretends that he's putting a magnet that says,
I don't return my shop and you're like a jerk.
And does she get out and try to find the maggot?
Speaker 7 (14:57):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Yeah, she does.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
I didn't I freak you out.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
I won't this time.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
I'll do it for real this time, I'll do you.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Understand, when you block handicapped people's I didn't block.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
No, don't touch my man.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
When you block the man Why are you having a conversation?
Why are you selling it care? Clearly?
Speaker 5 (15:17):
Are you they're not harash?
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Name is Agent Cob Brody.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
Why are you being so angry you think?
Speaker 8 (15:30):
Guys, I'm just gonna tell you my name real quick.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
Do you think she wants me to touch her mother
fing car? No?
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (15:37):
What model McLaren?
Speaker 7 (15:39):
Was it?
Speaker 3 (15:39):
No?
Speaker 5 (15:39):
It was like.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
And I think she said something like when I but
I beach on punch you, You're not gonna like it
or something like that. Wow, that's very intimidating. That's a
crew three, I believe. So at this point she's now
she's kind of out toward the driving area, back to
the main road, and unfortunately, because she's out of her
car and yelling and screaming and then threatening and committing
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crimes and things of that nature, there are folks behind
her and they do join in on the conversation.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
Ma'am, you couldn't hit me that. I'm very I'm a
highly trained agent.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
I'll block you're a tick ma'am. Do you understand that
the areas around the hidakas botch?
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Why are you yelling at me?
Speaker 5 (16:21):
I know what you did.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
I know I'm gonna let you get out of the
way because you're blocking draftic, you're blocking traffics.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
I'm gonna let you go.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
You know, I agree, sir, I agree, I agree with you.
Now that she's caused to put a disturbance, I'm gonna.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
Ter get out of the way.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
She's a jerk, though.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
She got she pulled up you don't know me a
couple of times. Yeah, yeah, I am two hundred.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Also, like very unlike the cartnarcs to go name calling,
usually they're being but see that's you might say, like,
I'm not calling you a bit, you're acting like a bitch.
They may say, like you I don't return to my
shopping cark cart like a jerk.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Right, you're temporarily being a jerk in this moment, but
very rarely do you ever straight up here the cart
ever called the person who didn't reach a jerk.
Speaker 8 (17:04):
But it was, but he goes by his own rules.
It was also done in a way that you can
blame the other driver because he said, I agree, she's
being a jerk.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
And that's the whole point of the cart narks is
not to is to make the public spaces cleaner and better.
And so once we do have this situation where she's
blocking three four cars. That doesn't help, so she she
wins quote unquote.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
She was the lesser of two evils.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Exactly. Yes, So Agrian Cartbretty, he's also he's patrolling around
and he sees a guy in a big old truck.
And this guy is probably under thirty, fully able bodied.
He's probably three spots from the car return. But you
know what's right next to him an empty spot? An
empty spot, and the cart goes right in the middle
of that spot, doesn't pop it up on the curve
or something like that. So Agent cart Bretty approaches this
man and asks him, politely, of course, to see if
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he could put that cart where up along, And thank
god the agent Carbretty was on the scene as that happen.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Oh you're gonna turn your life around?
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Why not because I'll probably see this.
Speaker 5 (18:05):
Oh I'm not gonna fall for your drinks. Oh you're jerk.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
So he says, I actually follow you, so you know
it's who the cart Narks are, and yet still does
because he wants to see it on video. Okay, this
is this has been this has been hypothesized for a
while that the Cartnarks become so famous that people will
start screwing with us, messing with us, like, oh, I
want to be on the video, so I'm gonna leave
my cart out. And that's kind of what happened right there.
He didn't see me beforehand, but once he saw what
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was going on, he said, ha ha, guess guess what,
jerk hole. Yeah, I'm gonna blur your face out in
the video.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
All your loser friends can't see you, see your stupid
giant blue truck will not see you, loser.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
So take that you got served.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
That's what That's what happened to Tom Green and Jackass. Yeah,
Johnny got to Yeah, they got too famous, would have
to go to other countries to do.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
So we do like bad Grandpa, Whereason make like I
want to be on the video? Yeah, well we got
time for one more agent cart Bretty, h what do
you show Cartnard? He sees a lady and what she's
done is she is a put her cart behind her car,
loaded her groceries in the trunk and said, Lottie dog,
guess I'm going to go away. Who cares If the
next person wants to do what I did, well, they'll
have to deal with my card. I don't care aging cart,
(19:18):
Bretty approaches her and hopes again. There's always the first
offer is always politeness and kindness. Let's see if she takes.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
It with the carriage arre.
Speaker 9 (19:27):
Yeah, now you caught it good.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
You hit your cap block in the area behind you.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
Man, what you're sure, I'll get it for.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
You, said you be and dice, I'll get.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
It for you. You be a sweet You're not ever
seeing you.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Change your cart Breddy with the car now stick. I
always uh do it, and today.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
Was this you know what she used.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
When people are sweet like you are, we do it
for him. Thank you is such a blessing.
Speaker 10 (19:51):
Thank you?
Speaker 9 (19:51):
Take you look, I don't know you're a blessings. Yes,
man age cutting, Yeah, she was.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
I usually I'm so sorry, and that's all you gotta do.
That's all I gotta say. You don't have to be
like the first and fight me and screaming throw stuff.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
I mean, now she did she did?
Speaker 4 (20:14):
You know? She did? Lie right to your face and
tell you that she always does it normally. That's always
the excuses. I never do. But that was one time.
That's like a cart and ark babe moment, You're like,
you're a blessing.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Yeah, you're a blessing.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
It was a very special episode. It can be done, people.
You don't have to be a complete jack ass.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Yeah it was. It was a lot of salt with
a little sweetness. You know, I didn't see that salty
and sweet in this round of what do you show?
Cart and nice work?
Speaker 10 (20:42):
You man?
Speaker 2 (20:42):
I mean sorry ag and cart ready, I'll tell you
return your cards. People, not that big idea.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
When you block it, give it a conversation. Why you
names ad.
Speaker 5 (21:04):
Age of why you are angry?
Speaker 3 (21:11):
What do you show back in the back in a field?
Speaker 2 (21:13):
You're right back. Sammy's first impression with the dudes outside
the chicken joint at the bus stop.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
She looks like she's got an etsy shop that doesn't do.
Speaker 7 (21:22):
Very well and the only people, she said, feels like
your close family. Like she's not a witch, but she
hangs around witches. So it's like, here, hold these stones
and let's hold hands.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
In home, I do have anop yet show and we're back.
It's Tuesday morning and me update. We haven't try to
find an update on Greg's war with his neighbors, my
silent war. Do you want to recap real quick? And
basically they're leaving the garbage cans out.
Speaker 8 (21:54):
They're leaving the garbage cans out seven days a week,
three hundred and sixty five days a year. I've mentioned
this in the past, that it's annoying, it's on sightly.
I worked my entire life to live in this one
particular neighborhood. They're making it junkie. I got a lot
of texts saying, go, you're so obsessed, Why do you care?
I care because I don't like looking at garbage cans
(22:15):
on the street literally seven days a week. And there
are these two particular offenders. One has four cans, the
other one I believe has six. I gotta look at
this photo that I people live in that house.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
I know.
Speaker 8 (22:28):
So I enlisted sea Bass to help me out with
a little project when.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
SeaBASS had some what postcards?
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Yeah, so Greg took some photos of these disgusting reprobation
size and so I I send them an honous postcards
with a picture of their house and a not so subtle,
it's not so subtle note saying, hey, you'd be a
piece of crap clean up your garbage cans. I know
the city isn't enforcing the which By the way, this
is against code the suit. You could be writing them tickets,
but they're too lazy and they don't they don't do anything.
So I know that those were received because I sent
(22:56):
you know, I get a little email confirmation when they
are when they are sent in, and there's a phone
number on there which they did not call. So that
means And now, Greg, my question you is, I assume
a couple of weeks later here that the car, the carts,
the can, the cans are still all over the street.
Speaker 6 (23:11):
Right.
Speaker 8 (23:12):
Well, interesting wrinkle, it's gotten worse somehow.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
Pushing.
Speaker 6 (23:21):
Now.
Speaker 8 (23:21):
I think in my neighborhood, the standard issue or whatever
the word is is everybody gets one garbage can, one
blue container which is recycling, and then a green container
which is yard waist. Now the house on the right
hand side has two yard waist cans, the blue one
and the brown one, and those are out seven days
a week, twenty four hours a day. The house on
(23:43):
the left, which I believe had two of each, two garbage,
two recycling, two waist, they have all six still out
on the street. And now they have like what I
would call a home garbage can, kind of like a
tall you know, like what we have in the studio,
a tall rectangular or not one.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
That you would take out. Oh my god. And that
is now sitting on the sidewalk behind all the garbage cans. No,
do you know nothing has improved.
Speaker 8 (24:09):
I don't know, because when I drive by them, they're
empty because they come and get the garbage one day
a week, and then the cans sit there empty. My
main question is, especially with the yard waste ones, why
are they just sitting there? They do you no good
at the curb. I can understand. If you have a
bag of garbage, you walk it out to the can.
If you have a bunch of yard clippings, what are
(24:29):
you carrying them by hand and then just dumping them
into the cans if you have if.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
You have six cans, yeah, there's no place to put
those other than outside. I don't know why you have six.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Side of your house. Yeah, yeah, these aren't like tiny
little like good right like murdy store six, Like we
have three and it takes up We have just enough
room on the side, you know, because there's a door
and then there's like some you know, uh those air
conditioner units or whatever, and then right yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
So like but they fit perfectly right there and it's
behind a you know, like a door gate. Yes, you
know you don't see them, and then you just look
at the house. You don't see them because it's unsightly.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
It is.
Speaker 8 (25:05):
At my house, I keep them right in the side yard,
the front side yard, and I even had a little
like partition wall built to obscure the view of these
garbage cans.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
So what's the next step Because I'm thinking, especially if
it came in the mail and they got these, I
think the next thing to do would be somewhat like
you see like reelders do. They'll go door to door
and leave something hanging on the door knob. Because I
know that when.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
We get the mail.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Yeah, because when we get the mail, we go through
and it's like sort like this looks important. This is
junk junk. You look at like postcard like that. You
don't even necessarily read it. You to see it.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
It's my house.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
Yeah, I know theos who live at this address.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Yeah do you flip flip?
Speaker 4 (25:44):
Oh yeah, well I guess because there's a picture of
your house, I would they would kind of catch my attention.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
So here's what maybe or maybe fake them out, because sometimes,
like the real estate agents, they will leave, like something
to show you what the comps are in your neighborhood,
like oh, hey, look at here's your here's the information
about your house thinking about and that might like trick
them into looking at it like.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
A photoshop out there, like look how much a nice
for your place.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
With these garbage cans, or or like put in an envelope
says tax document in closed.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
Somebody's looking for those. I think they have signed up
up the ante for sure, yea. And my thought is
I could do either A would it be illegal? Lawyers
out there would be like because yard signs are cheap
to print, to just get a yard sign that says,
you know, a complete slob who lives here leaves their
garbage cans out twenty four and yeah, and just just
(26:32):
because I could walk by.
Speaker 7 (26:33):
You know.
Speaker 8 (26:34):
The thing that I fear is bring doorbells. You know,
Well that's why I do it.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
You don't, right, but if you do it, or.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
What if you want with a yeah, they're just a
clipboard and go Yes, so we send some correspondence to
your house. Yeah, maybe maybe haven't seen it. Is there
a reason why the trush cans?
Speaker 4 (26:50):
That's not a bad idea. Just tell us why.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Okay, So, I mean you guys are being all funny
about it.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
What I would do here we go?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
You know what I would do is I would just
find my city leader through LinkedIn and then I reach
out to them and have them enforce the codes. But
if we want to keep it funny, I do know
that sounds like a really good time for the radio.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Yeah, I know you do want to keep it funny.
We can do both.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Strapped a strongly to my local politicians, go.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
To the city council. I mean that's always worked for me.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
But you know, if we want to keep it funny
and for the radio, I do know a company that
has the truck that has those digital billboards and then
you can just like park the truck right across the
street and have a message put your cans away.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
That could be fun.
Speaker 4 (27:33):
That would be good. That sounds I don't see that.
You know. We can we stage.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
We can stage like where we have those like paid
protesters like they have it other things. Oh not, hey,
cans gotta go.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
Sounds like you've done this before. Get a job, don't be.
I think that's probably the best one because truck, because
I can make myself up in that way I can
have a conversation with that. Should they come out so
I would eat from Greg? Is when are they typically
at home? I don't know.
Speaker 8 (28:05):
I think the house on the I've never seen any
activity there. The house on the left. They just redid
the entire front yard and made it look incredibly nice,
which is why I'm surprised that there's such pigs.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
You know, they have to be home twenty four seven
if they're making that much garbage.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Well, the postcards didn't work. We'll have to regroup, try
to figure out what the you know, number two is.
Speaker 8 (28:25):
I think to be fair, maybe one follow up postcard. Yeah,
we do have a text here. Just send us the
slobs address. We'll come pick up the trash cans for
free and they'll never come back. Yeah, we gotta tread
lightly on that.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
Yeah, how much does it? Got? New trash can cost
one hundred bucks and you have to get the city issued.
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 8 (28:45):
They have these lame rules that you can only get
a replacement if the wheels are broken and the lid
is broken.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Oh that's right.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Et cetera, et cetera. They make it difficult to get
a new one.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
We'll keep you guys updated phones open eight seven seven four.
People are already texting over their their eye over to
two two nine eight seven you. We're not looking to
steal anything, We're not looking to vandalize. We're not going
to do any of that. We just want them to
put the This is about making things more sightly, exactly.
Speaker 8 (29:09):
It's not unsightly. And you know what these things are
on wheels. You roll them down on trash day, yeah, yeah,
roll them back up.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
And the trash company even offers a service they call it,
I think valet where they will take the cans from
the side of the house and bring them out to
the curb, dump the trash, and then bring him back up.
Speaker 5 (29:23):
They do.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Yeah, they do offer that service. I'll look it up
on the website for my trash company. And a preemptive
little comment here, if you're going to text me that
I have no life and I should worry about other things,
I'm sick of seeing it and I own it if you, yeah,
so you can both be right, thank you, that's right,
and you're right sure, all right, all right, more Woody
(29:45):
Show's coaching.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
The show returns right after.
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And now you will.
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Yeah, but we've.
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We're getting all dressed up right, Yeah for prom?
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Yeah?
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So what are you going to be.
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In a suit?
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Yeah?
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Is that what you wear?
Speaker 5 (30:59):
Yeah, go get a tux?
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Want usually Greg, I'll do what you did? Like you
just his brother's funeral. He just like he bought a
suit off Amazon. Yes, what was it called a quick
suit or I called it a mail order suit? I
will it was just so easy and I'll find it
and send it to you.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
Yeah, we were all talking about in the back of
the church.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
I'll do able. You look yeah, like, oh my god,
look Greg in that suit. He's so doable, looks so great. Yeah.
I wonder if you would take us up on it,
like right.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
Now, I'm so flattered. That would be so broken. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
So that's the the prom idea, and we'll have like
we're working on like maybe a cover band and a DJ,
but just a big fun party.
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I'm excited. And I still have my prom dress for
my senior year? Should I wear my actual proms? If
you want to piss off every woman in the audience,
this is like you really let yourself go.
Speaker 5 (32:00):
That didn't even occur.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
To Yeah, that's what we think. Yeah, you gotta you
gotta look towards me. I have all the sensitivities. Yeah,
you know about people's feelings and stuff.
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I'm Whatdody, that's Greg Goryan. Good morning, wood We got Menace,
What is up? We got c mask Ye, Sammy's here.
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to two to nine eight seven.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
Dude.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
I'm like, damn near crippled.
Speaker 4 (01:03):
What happened?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
I think I figured out what I did all right,
this is so dumb. So I've had this like crazy pain.
I feel like I pulled something like, uh, my right shoulder, okay,
like kind of by my shoulder blade lifting.
Speaker 4 (01:17):
Oh dude, yeah, Joe.
Speaker 5 (01:20):
And the jerk.
Speaker 4 (01:21):
So anyway, and I was like, man, what the hell
did I do?
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Because I couldn't figure.
Speaker 6 (01:25):
Now.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
I carried in literally every bag of groceries that I
had from the grocery strut because I'm a man, you
know all that, and it is I kind of see
it as a challenge. Do you ever do that? Of course,
it's like how I think every guy. I think every
guy has done where you know, they see how far
back they can stand from the toilet still get into
the uh you've done maybe not like as you know,
forty year old man, but you know.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Maybe you've done that in your history. Of course, everybody's
done that.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
And then the other thing is like like I try
to get all so when my wife says is there
anything left out there? I go, nope, I got it all.
And I look like such a man, yeah you know,
and then.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
She gets a horny yeah.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
So anyway, I thought maybe it was that, but nope,
it's not that. And now the pain has radiated to
like the middle of my spine and it hurts so bad.
It's going up my right side of my neck, giving
me a headache. I've done that before. Yeah, So I
figured out what it was in the middle of the
night last night, because the motion is if I bring
my arm across the front of my body, that's that's
(02:21):
what triggers that pain.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Okay, so it was not the grocery No. I think I.
Speaker 2 (02:25):
Pulled a muscle turning over in bed one night. Oh wow,
all embarrassing. That's like when I threw out my back sneezing.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
Yeah, because like what had happened is, uh, you know,
the the covers and stuff were kind of tucked under
the one side, so when I when I went to
roll over, they were uh stuck. So I want to
go grab them and pull them out from underneath my
big fat body. And I think in doing that, because
that's the motion, like I did it the other night,
I did it last night and go to pull the
(02:55):
and it's like, man, that's exactly where I felt, like, idiot,
that's how you're hurting yourself.
Speaker 1 (03:01):
Now you don't do what I do. I kind of
like when I flip over. I kind of go airborne, yes,
and yeah, I go up and I like kind of bounce.
Speaker 2 (03:09):
But has that not wake Nacho up?
Speaker 4 (03:11):
Oh no, she calls it like the whale, like you know,
like breaching.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Yeah, like I bounce on the mattress, go airborne, Yeah,
slip over and then land on my side.
Speaker 4 (03:22):
Oh good, yeah, exactly, super fast. Yeah, it's like a flip. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
But some I'm just loading up on on adville. Wow,
hopefully over. Hopefully I won't need surgery regret.
Speaker 4 (03:33):
Now that's what you gotta have a way to blankets,
you could rep some yeah, yeah, nerve damage.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
Whatever happened to Yeah, because uh sea bass had uh
had hit me up earlier this morning, saying he ended
up with the urgent care.
Speaker 4 (03:44):
Well, yeah, that's that was a surprise.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
Yeah, what was that all about?
Speaker 4 (03:48):
More specifically emergency room?
Speaker 2 (03:49):
Like two in the morning.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
So I wake up and uh, after like an hour
and a half, two hours of sleep, which never happens.
I'm usually good for at least four or five, and
I look, what time is it. I looking at my fitbit,
I'm like, oh, your heart rate's like ninety which is
not resting. Okay, Like wow, I can't. I guess. I'm like,
I'll just close my eyes go back to bed, can't, Mike,
can I can't really breathe?
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Well, were you having a weird dream?
Speaker 4 (04:14):
I don't think so, I can't really breathe.
Speaker 7 (04:16):
Well.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Look down like you're running from a pack of hot
chicks or something in your dream and clamoring to get
on top of you.
Speaker 4 (04:22):
Right, yeah, one at a time. Yeah, heart rates one twenty.
I'm laying down in bed. Oh wow, and I'll wake
at this point heart rates one forty. Yeah, Like, oh,
this is bad news.
Speaker 2 (04:32):
This is why I don't use the Apple Watch anymore,
because that's what I was doing. So I took in
a steroid for like a sinus infection at some point, right,
and it gave me these heart palpitations, right, which I
didn't equate to the steroid at the time. I'm like,
oh my god, what the hell's going on? And so
I look at my stupid Apple Watch and it would
show your heart rate and by seeing it and going wow,
(04:52):
that doesn't seem resting or that doesn't seem what it
should be right now? What happens now you're amping yourself up.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
And so that's what's happening. I don't have that problem.
Not I don't. I didn't do panic attacks, none of
that stuff. I never had that issue. And so I go.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
They call it white coat heart rate or something like that. Yeah, yeah,
go to the doctor.
Speaker 4 (05:11):
I've never had that. I've never had that problem. I've
never had that issue. I'm a calm person, never had
I don't care about needles, none of that stuff. So
like that won't go back down. It's like a hundred,
and I'm just laying there like, well, my heart rate
shouldn't be one hundred laying in bed. That's you. That
could be one of those things. What should it be out?
I have no idea resting like sixty years below when resting. Yeah,
(05:34):
it's like because it is on my little rat thing,
your resting heart rate is sixty two. So I'm like, okay, well,
crap us. I drive to the hospital. They get there,
it's still one hundred beats per minuted.
Speaker 2 (05:44):
Ballet park the cyber truck where they just impressed it
to keep you outside talk right like I can't talk
right now. I may be having a heart attack.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
I'm sure they helped you right away, but we want
to look at the truck well, luckily there was nobody
there because it's middle of the night.
Speaker 4 (05:56):
It's not you know, Halloween or anything. And I got
me right in ekj ekg. Fine blood work, fine heart
rate didn't go down for like an hour or two though,
so they think it's because again, no hype, my old card.
He does none of that stuff. All that stuff is
a okay, perfectly in good health. So they think she's like, well,
do you snore. I'm like, yeah, probably, but I had
(06:17):
a sleep test last year because I was like, maybe
I got sleep apnea, and I get a sweet seapet
that was negative. I had normal bread. I had Oh
she asked me about cocaine.
Speaker 6 (06:31):
The morning.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Has anything to do with the fact that he was
talking about how he doesn't eat sweets and stuff when
he's not here, but he loads up on a candy
and cakes and the doughnuts stuff that around.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
Yesterday, I had one, uh mickey ear macaron.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
Disney dropped off some peanut butter chocolate mickey macaron so good.
Speaker 4 (06:50):
One dinner, I had a whole rotaste chicken, which is
not unusual, and the like a bottle of red wine,
not unusual. Nice. Yeah, nothing, no normal bedtime and blah
blah blah. So she's like, well, we gotta go see
a cardiologist, et cetera, et cetera. So I don't know.
I think I'll probably have to lay off the booze
and go see this cardiologist. He'll tell me everything's fine.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
I'm sure.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Yeah, just keep an eye on it.
Speaker 2 (07:10):
You'll be surprised a panic attack, because even if you don't,
like consciously there's a panic guy.
Speaker 4 (07:15):
I'm not.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
I'm not a conscious panic guy either. I'm not like
I I feel like I can handle and I do
handle pretty well. I can do a lot of things
at once. I don't feel overwhelmed, you know. And then
they they did the same thing as I'm like, well,
there's got to be something wrong, because it doesn't make
any sense. At the time, things were great and nothing
was going no stress, I was I was perfectly fine.
And then they're like, yeah, it could be this subconscious
(07:38):
anxiety that you got going on. You're not even aware
of it, and it'll it'll manifest that in those kind
of ways.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
I'm like, I'm not. I have nothing to be nervous
about it. Life is a okay. Yeah, look at all
the slams. You got a cyber. What I'm saying, I
got to retire this year. I'm clearly yeah, but I
think it's I think I bet you I could use
a PAP is what it could be. Because that's how
these That's how when you when you do have uh
(08:06):
sleep an, that's how you die because you can't breathe.
Reggie White died that way and then your heart starts
going and if you have a bad heart, you know,
can it can knock you over the end.
Speaker 2 (08:17):
I love because everybody talks about how awesome the sleep is.
It's it's like one step below like propo false.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
But you had the machine. When you don't care, the
machine is kill. I love that you showed up to
work with the hospital bank. I didn't take you know what,
it's an opportunity. Did not take a photo.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
That's what I want to.
Speaker 6 (08:36):
Do.
Speaker 4 (08:36):
There's the I V for that because they took my
blood to test from Yeah, our heart markers.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Can I do the vague posts where I've take a
picture and say pray.
Speaker 4 (08:46):
And we don't even say from the e R. You
take the photo and you say current view.
Speaker 2 (08:52):
Yeah, this wasn't on my bingo card for today.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
I gotta I gotta do a better photo so we
can't see that. Yeah, you can't see that. I'm in
the problem. You need a better something. I I won't
put it.
Speaker 2 (09:01):
There's generic carpet out in the hallway, mixed off.
Speaker 4 (09:04):
Yeah no, no, we're gonna post all kinds of paperwork
and all kinds of question is tell you like, just
jerk off and call the day smoke weed and you're fine. Yeah,
they said yeah, they said no, no caffeine, no alcohol,
no exercise. Yeah right, let's see about that. Yeah. I
told the girls like, well, could I do like, you know,
like maybe like a boot camp or some kickboxing or
something to the box. I'm supposed to do iron Man
(09:28):
this weekend.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Perhaps I could carry you to your car.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
That's what she's like, Well, just what time you done today?
I can't not do curls? And okay, people are texting
it's the vaccine. No again that all the test all.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Well, he did get all of that.
Speaker 4 (09:44):
But there's the thing too, is all that all the
blood tests they did were for all those heart things,
all that my card of stuff, and that was all negative.
So it's nothing there. It's the ekg's were fine.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
I'm glad you're fine. Don't let everything turned out to
be okay, the UKG is all good. Here you stand
and that's good. It's never comforting, right.
Speaker 4 (10:03):
I've never looked. If you wake up, you're like, oh,
I have my heart rates twice what it should be.
People taking issuies like saying, dude, still with the fitbit,
like what year is it?
Speaker 7 (10:11):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (10:11):
Sam, I love it. I've tried the I tried the
Samsung Watch, but I don't like having to charge things
every day or two fitbits.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Go for a week easy. Yeah, that's true. That's why
I like the Aura ring. Yeah, for sleep monitoring, because
like every two three days you charge that thing. It
takes twenty minutes to charge and you're good for two
or three days, whereas the Apple Watch was every day.
And if you're trying to do sleep monitoring, so at
what point of your day do you not have the
convenience of what you have the watch for?
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Yeah, exactly. I'm always with the Samson Watch. I so
taking it on, putting it off, take it this thing.
You could go five days a week and it's fine.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Yeah, all right, Well glad you're here because we have
around the cart knarks that we were planning on yeah, oh,
thank you.
Speaker 5 (10:48):
What's one thing you would say?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
People at ninety.
Speaker 6 (10:50):
Three so the world, Yes, my good, I know I'm
near my house the wood.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
All right, Well we have some cart narc in the doom.
Oh yes, I just saw a video. You probably saw
people send you all those shopping card videos all the time.
Just see the woman getting taken out by the rogue
shopping cars.
Speaker 4 (11:15):
This was a target parking lot. You can tell about
the big red carts.
Speaker 2 (11:18):
There's no heditation exactly.
Speaker 4 (11:22):
And his old grandma is just watched load her trump.
She doesn't have a cart with her. But out of
the off screen nowhere here comes full speed at shopping
cart and she doesn't see it, cutting hits her square
in the back. She goes down instantly, and then the
cart like I guess it's blowing in the wing because
there's a plastic as their lighter carts. It falls over
(11:42):
on top of her. Yeah, it's like over.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
He totally got attacked by this card.
Speaker 4 (11:48):
I mean, that's an example of why you don't just
leave it. Sigh up.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
That's where agents of bastion comes in, the agents of
cart narks trying to get people do the right thing
and return their cards. And we have a brand new
round of cart Narks ready to go for you on
the explosive scale. What would you give it? It's pretty hig.
Speaker 4 (12:08):
I'm sorry, I'm still peeling off the leads from my
e kg am. I I didn't take They took the
wires off a card Arks.
Speaker 5 (12:16):
What You're gonna do, What you're gonna do when they
not on you? Carts card Arks.
Speaker 2 (12:21):
What You're gonna do, What You're gonna do when.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
They not on you?
Speaker 2 (12:26):
Arks is filmed alongside the men and women of card Narks.
List of discretion from experience. You gotta make sure you
get the ones that are kind of like around the
corner on your ribs, on the middle.
Speaker 4 (12:36):
Of my chest, Yeah, down there, Yeah, yeah, would take
those off.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
We brought it on Instagram at the Woody Show and
they said something finally got you.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Oh yeah, Well.
Speaker 4 (12:45):
Actually, today is a banner day in cart Narks because
with the debut of a new agent of the Cardinals.
If you're a fan of the nineteen eighty six film
Cobra starring Sylvester Stallone, yeah you're.
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Gonna love Agent cart Bretty.
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Because most of the car the Cartnarks agents are known
for being polite kind, almost to a fault. Well, cart Bretty,
he's a little more tough, he's a little more scary.
He doesn't need any plays by his own rules. He
might have a thick accent from somewhere. So he approaches
this lady and she's done the classic thing again where
people will leave out two or three carts and I
(13:23):
say around the hand disabled spot, handicapped spot, and people
will say, oh, well, look at all those carts over there.
I'll take mine the throat over there too. So she's
done that. She's added like a fourth car to that
little cluster. And and by the way, those those blue
stripes around the handicap spots are there for a reason.
They don't want your car there or your cart's there.
But she doesn't care about that. An agent cart Bretty
(13:44):
talks to her about that.
Speaker 3 (13:47):
Man, you lift your card out blocking the handicap period.
Why do they put the blue lines there?
Speaker 5 (13:53):
Man, one of the cars? Did you put that? Put
one of them?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Show, if everybody decided to poop on the you can do.
Speaker 4 (14:03):
It right, yeah, my friend.
Speaker 7 (14:05):
Ye.
Speaker 4 (14:06):
Well, she's like because because agent car Brett, he points
at the car. She's like, I didn't put that one
there this one. They love to argue over the tiniest
and by the way, inconsequential things that have nothing to
do with it.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
It's mister carb Baretti. Is he uh anyway shape or
form related to uh mister bongo chan?
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Yeah about cart Bretty is much like Cobra did in
the movie. He patrols the scummy streets of Los Angeles
the fifth. Okay, so now she's she's yelling and screaming.
She drives a little way down on the to the
the parking lot. But she hasn't left the parking lot yet.
And so what of our agents love to do? They
love to fake that. They put a magnet on the person,
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fake that. So this this agent car buddy walks it
behind her car, pretends that he's putting a magnet that says,
I don't return my shop and you're like a jerk.
And does she get out and try to find the maggot?
Speaker 7 (14:57):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Yeah, she does.
Speaker 5 (15:02):
I didn't I freak you out.
Speaker 3 (15:04):
I won't this time.
Speaker 5 (15:05):
I'll do it for real this time, I'll do you.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Understand, when you block handicapped people's I didn't block.
Speaker 5 (15:10):
No, don't touch my man.
Speaker 3 (15:12):
When you block the man Why are you having a conversation?
Why are you selling it care? Clearly?
Speaker 5 (15:17):
Are you they're not harash?
Speaker 3 (15:20):
Name is Agent Cob Brody.
Speaker 5 (15:25):
Why are you being so angry you think?
Speaker 8 (15:30):
Guys, I'm just gonna tell you my name real quick.
Speaker 4 (15:33):
Do you think she wants me to touch her mother
fing car? No?
Speaker 3 (15:36):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (15:37):
What model McLaren?
Speaker 7 (15:39):
Was it?
Speaker 3 (15:39):
No?
Speaker 5 (15:39):
It was like.
Speaker 4 (15:41):
And I think she said something like when I but
I beach on punch you, You're not gonna like it
or something like that. Wow, that's very intimidating. That's a
crew three, I believe. So at this point she's now
she's kind of out toward the driving area, back to
the main road, and unfortunately, because she's out of her
car and yelling and screaming and then threatening and committing
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crimes and things of that nature, there are folks behind
her and they do join in on the conversation.
Speaker 5 (16:07):
Ma'am, you couldn't hit me that. I'm very I'm a
highly trained agent.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
I'll block you're a tick ma'am. Do you understand that
the areas around the hidakas botch?
Speaker 4 (16:18):
Why are you yelling at me?
Speaker 5 (16:21):
I know what you did.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
I know I'm gonna let you get out of the
way because you're blocking draftic, you're blocking traffics.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
I'm gonna let you go.
Speaker 3 (16:28):
You know, I agree, sir, I agree, I agree with you.
Now that she's caused to put a disturbance, I'm gonna.
Speaker 4 (16:32):
Ter get out of the way.
Speaker 3 (16:33):
She's a jerk, though.
Speaker 4 (16:36):
She got she pulled up you don't know me a
couple of times. Yeah, yeah, I am two hundred.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Also, like very unlike the cartnarcs to go name calling,
usually they're being but see that's you might say, like,
I'm not calling you a bit, you're acting like a bitch.
They may say, like you I don't return to my
shopping cark cart like a jerk.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Right, you're temporarily being a jerk in this moment, but
very rarely do you ever straight up here the cart
ever called the person who didn't reach a jerk.
Speaker 8 (17:04):
But it was, but he goes by his own rules.
It was also done in a way that you can
blame the other driver because he said, I agree, she's
being a jerk.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
And that's the whole point of the cart narks is
not to is to make the public spaces cleaner and better.
And so once we do have this situation where she's
blocking three four cars. That doesn't help, so she she
wins quote unquote.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
She was the lesser of two evils.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Exactly. Yes, So Agrian Cartbretty, he's also he's patrolling around
and he sees a guy in a big old truck.
And this guy is probably under thirty, fully able bodied.
He's probably three spots from the car return. But you
know what's right next to him an empty spot? An
empty spot, and the cart goes right in the middle
of that spot, doesn't pop it up on the curve
or something like that. So Agent cart Bretty approaches this
man and asks him, politely, of course, to see if
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he could put that cart where up along, And thank
god the agent Carbretty was on the scene as that happen.
Speaker 3 (18:00):
Oh you're gonna turn your life around?
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Why not because I'll probably see this.
Speaker 5 (18:05):
Oh I'm not gonna fall for your drinks. Oh you're jerk.
Speaker 4 (18:11):
So he says, I actually follow you, so you know
it's who the cart Narks are, and yet still does
because he wants to see it on video. Okay, this
is this has been this has been hypothesized for a
while that the Cartnarks become so famous that people will
start screwing with us, messing with us, like, oh, I
want to be on the video, so I'm gonna leave
my cart out. And that's kind of what happened right there.
He didn't see me beforehand, but once he saw what
(18:31):
was going on, he said, ha ha, guess guess what,
jerk hole. Yeah, I'm gonna blur your face out in
the video.
Speaker 3 (18:41):
All your loser friends can't see you, see your stupid
giant blue truck will not see you, loser.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
So take that you got served.
Speaker 1 (18:50):
That's what That's what happened to Tom Green and Jackass. Yeah,
Johnny got to Yeah, they got too famous, would have
to go to other countries to do.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
So we do like bad Grandpa, Whereason make like I
want to be on the video? Yeah, well we got
time for one more agent cart Bretty, h what do
you show Cartnard? He sees a lady and what she's
done is she is a put her cart behind her car,
loaded her groceries in the trunk and said, Lottie dog,
guess I'm going to go away. Who cares If the
next person wants to do what I did, well, they'll
have to deal with my card. I don't care aging cart,
(19:18):
Bretty approaches her and hopes again. There's always the first
offer is always politeness and kindness. Let's see if she takes.
Speaker 3 (19:23):
It with the carriage arre.
Speaker 9 (19:27):
Yeah, now you caught it good.
Speaker 3 (19:30):
You hit your cap block in the area behind you.
Speaker 5 (19:32):
Man, what you're sure, I'll get it for.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
You, said you be and dice, I'll get.
Speaker 5 (19:37):
It for you. You be a sweet You're not ever
seeing you.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
Change your cart Breddy with the car now stick. I
always uh do it, and today.
Speaker 5 (19:46):
Was this you know what she used.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
When people are sweet like you are, we do it
for him. Thank you is such a blessing.
Speaker 10 (19:51):
Thank you?
Speaker 9 (19:51):
Take you look, I don't know you're a blessings. Yes,
man age cutting, Yeah, she was.
Speaker 4 (20:05):
I usually I'm so sorry, and that's all you gotta do.
That's all I gotta say. You don't have to be
like the first and fight me and screaming throw stuff.
Speaker 2 (20:13):
I mean, now she did she did?
Speaker 4 (20:14):
You know? She did? Lie right to your face and
tell you that she always does it normally. That's always
the excuses. I never do. But that was one time.
That's like a cart and ark babe moment, You're like,
you're a blessing.
Speaker 2 (20:25):
Yeah, you're a blessing.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
It was a very special episode. It can be done, people.
You don't have to be a complete jack ass.
Speaker 2 (20:32):
Yeah it was. It was a lot of salt with
a little sweetness. You know, I didn't see that salty
and sweet in this round of what do you show?
Cart and nice work?
Speaker 10 (20:42):
You man?
Speaker 2 (20:42):
I mean sorry ag and cart ready, I'll tell you
return your cards. People, not that big idea.
Speaker 3 (20:53):
When you block it, give it a conversation. Why you
names ad.
Speaker 5 (21:04):
Age of why you are angry?
Speaker 3 (21:11):
What do you show back in the back in a field?
Speaker 2 (21:13):
You're right back. Sammy's first impression with the dudes outside
the chicken joint at the bus stop.
Speaker 4 (21:20):
She looks like she's got an etsy shop that doesn't do.
Speaker 7 (21:22):
Very well and the only people, she said, feels like
your close family. Like she's not a witch, but she
hangs around witches. So it's like, here, hold these stones
and let's hold hands.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
In home, I do have anop yet show and we're back.
It's Tuesday morning and me update. We haven't try to
find an update on Greg's war with his neighbors, my
silent war. Do you want to recap real quick? And
basically they're leaving the garbage cans out.
Speaker 8 (21:54):
They're leaving the garbage cans out seven days a week,
three hundred and sixty five days a year. I've mentioned
this in the past, that it's annoying, it's on sightly.
I worked my entire life to live in this one
particular neighborhood. They're making it junkie. I got a lot
of texts saying, go, you're so obsessed, Why do you care?
I care because I don't like looking at garbage cans
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on the street literally seven days a week. And there
are these two particular offenders. One has four cans, the
other one I believe has six. I gotta look at
this photo that I people live in that house.
Speaker 5 (22:27):
I know.
Speaker 8 (22:28):
So I enlisted sea Bass to help me out with
a little project when.
Speaker 2 (22:31):
SeaBASS had some what postcards?
Speaker 4 (22:33):
Yeah, so Greg took some photos of these disgusting reprobation
size and so I I send them an honous postcards
with a picture of their house and a not so subtle,
it's not so subtle note saying, hey, you'd be a
piece of crap clean up your garbage cans. I know
the city isn't enforcing the which By the way, this
is against code the suit. You could be writing them tickets,
but they're too lazy and they don't they don't do anything.
So I know that those were received because I sent
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you know, I get a little email confirmation when they
are when they are sent in, and there's a phone
number on there which they did not call. So that
means And now, Greg, my question you is, I assume
a couple of weeks later here that the car, the carts,
the can, the cans are still all over the street.
Speaker 6 (23:11):
Right.
Speaker 8 (23:12):
Well, interesting wrinkle, it's gotten worse somehow.
Speaker 4 (23:18):
Pushing.
Speaker 6 (23:21):
Now.
Speaker 8 (23:21):
I think in my neighborhood, the standard issue or whatever
the word is is everybody gets one garbage can, one
blue container which is recycling, and then a green container
which is yard waist. Now the house on the right
hand side has two yard waist cans, the blue one
and the brown one, and those are out seven days
a week, twenty four hours a day. The house on
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the left, which I believe had two of each, two garbage,
two recycling, two waist, they have all six still out
on the street. And now they have like what I
would call a home garbage can, kind of like a
tall you know, like what we have in the studio,
a tall rectangular or not one.
Speaker 4 (24:00):
That you would take out. Oh my god. And that
is now sitting on the sidewalk behind all the garbage cans. No,
do you know nothing has improved.
Speaker 8 (24:09):
I don't know, because when I drive by them, they're
empty because they come and get the garbage one day
a week, and then the cans sit there empty. My
main question is, especially with the yard waste ones, why
are they just sitting there? They do you no good
at the curb. I can understand. If you have a
bag of garbage, you walk it out to the can.
If you have a bunch of yard clippings, what are
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you carrying them by hand and then just dumping them
into the cans if you have if.
Speaker 2 (24:33):
You have six cans, yeah, there's no place to put
those other than outside. I don't know why you have six.
Speaker 4 (24:41):
Side of your house. Yeah, yeah, these aren't like tiny
little like good right like murdy store six, Like we
have three and it takes up We have just enough
room on the side, you know, because there's a door
and then there's like some you know, uh those air
conditioner units or whatever, and then right yeah.
Speaker 2 (24:55):
So like but they fit perfectly right there and it's
behind a you know, like a door gate. Yes, you
know you don't see them, and then you just look
at the house. You don't see them because it's unsightly.
Speaker 4 (25:05):
It is.
Speaker 8 (25:05):
At my house, I keep them right in the side yard,
the front side yard, and I even had a little
like partition wall built to obscure the view of these
garbage cans.
Speaker 2 (25:16):
So what's the next step Because I'm thinking, especially if
it came in the mail and they got these, I
think the next thing to do would be somewhat like
you see like reelders do. They'll go door to door
and leave something hanging on the door knob. Because I
know that when.
Speaker 4 (25:28):
We get the mail.
Speaker 2 (25:30):
Yeah, because when we get the mail, we go through
and it's like sort like this looks important. This is
junk junk. You look at like postcard like that. You
don't even necessarily read it. You to see it.
Speaker 5 (25:39):
It's my house.
Speaker 4 (25:40):
Yeah, I know theos who live at this address.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Yeah do you flip flip?
Speaker 4 (25:44):
Oh yeah, well I guess because there's a picture of
your house, I would they would kind of catch my attention.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
So here's what maybe or maybe fake them out, because sometimes,
like the real estate agents, they will leave, like something
to show you what the comps are in your neighborhood,
like oh, hey, look at here's your here's the information
about your house thinking about and that might like trick
them into looking at it like.
Speaker 4 (26:03):
A photoshop out there, like look how much a nice
for your place.
Speaker 2 (26:05):
With these garbage cans, or or like put in an envelope
says tax document in closed.
Speaker 4 (26:12):
Somebody's looking for those. I think they have signed up
up the ante for sure, yea. And my thought is
I could do either A would it be illegal? Lawyers
out there would be like because yard signs are cheap
to print, to just get a yard sign that says,
you know, a complete slob who lives here leaves their
garbage cans out twenty four and yeah, and just just
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because I could walk by.
Speaker 7 (26:33):
You know.
Speaker 8 (26:34):
The thing that I fear is bring doorbells. You know,
Well that's why I do it.
Speaker 4 (26:39):
You don't, right, but if you do it, or.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
What if you want with a yeah, they're just a
clipboard and go Yes, so we send some correspondence to
your house. Yeah, maybe maybe haven't seen it. Is there
a reason why the trush cans?
Speaker 4 (26:50):
That's not a bad idea. Just tell us why.
Speaker 1 (26:52):
Okay, So, I mean you guys are being all funny
about it.
Speaker 4 (26:56):
What I would do here we go?
Speaker 1 (26:58):
You know what I would do is I would just
find my city leader through LinkedIn and then I reach
out to them and have them enforce the codes. But
if we want to keep it funny, I do know
that sounds like a really good time for the radio.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Yeah, I know you do want to keep it funny.
We can do both.
Speaker 2 (27:13):
Strapped a strongly to my local politicians, go.
Speaker 4 (27:17):
To the city council. I mean that's always worked for me.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
But you know, if we want to keep it funny
and for the radio, I do know a company that
has the truck that has those digital billboards and then
you can just like park the truck right across the
street and have a message put your cans away.
Speaker 2 (27:32):
That could be fun.
Speaker 4 (27:33):
That would be good. That sounds I don't see that.
You know. We can we stage.
Speaker 2 (27:38):
We can stage like where we have those like paid
protesters like they have it other things. Oh not, hey,
cans gotta go.
Speaker 4 (27:48):
Sounds like you've done this before. Get a job, don't be.
I think that's probably the best one because truck, because
I can make myself up in that way I can
have a conversation with that. Should they come out so
I would eat from Greg? Is when are they typically
at home? I don't know.
Speaker 8 (28:05):
I think the house on the I've never seen any
activity there. The house on the left. They just redid
the entire front yard and made it look incredibly nice,
which is why I'm surprised that there's such pigs.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
You know, they have to be home twenty four seven
if they're making that much garbage.
Speaker 2 (28:21):
Well, the postcards didn't work. We'll have to regroup, try
to figure out what the you know, number two is.
Speaker 8 (28:25):
I think to be fair, maybe one follow up postcard. Yeah,
we do have a text here. Just send us the
slobs address. We'll come pick up the trash cans for
free and they'll never come back. Yeah, we gotta tread
lightly on that.
Speaker 4 (28:37):
Yeah, how much does it? Got? New trash can cost
one hundred bucks and you have to get the city issued.
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 8 (28:45):
They have these lame rules that you can only get
a replacement if the wheels are broken and the lid
is broken.
Speaker 2 (28:49):
Oh that's right.
Speaker 4 (28:50):
Et cetera, et cetera. They make it difficult to get
a new one.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
We'll keep you guys updated phones open eight seven seven four.
People are already texting over their their eye over to
two two nine eight seven you. We're not looking to
steal anything, We're not looking to vandalize. We're not going
to do any of that. We just want them to
put the This is about making things more sightly, exactly.
Speaker 8 (29:09):
It's not unsightly. And you know what these things are
on wheels. You roll them down on trash day, yeah, yeah,
roll them back up.
Speaker 2 (29:15):
And the trash company even offers a service they call it,
I think valet where they will take the cans from
the side of the house and bring them out to
the curb, dump the trash, and then bring him back up.
Speaker 5 (29:23):
They do.
Speaker 2 (29:24):
Yeah, they do offer that service. I'll look it up
on the website for my trash company. And a preemptive
little comment here, if you're going to text me that
I have no life and I should worry about other things,
I'm sick of seeing it and I own it if you, yeah,
so you can both be right, thank you, that's right,
and you're right sure, all right, all right, more Woody
(29:45):
Show's coaching.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
The show returns right after.
Speaker 2 (29:49):
A couple of dates on your calendar. First one would
be on April the twenty first. That's when we're having
the Woodies Show After Hours takeover, Yes, at Disney California
Adventure Park. So we're taking over the park. They are
closing into the public. It'll only be open to Woody
Show listeners who have won their way in. Not a
ticket that you can buy, but just so you can
win your way in. And then the other date to
(30:10):
put on your calendar is it also the twenty first,
June twenty first the Marongo. Yes, the Marongo.
Speaker 4 (30:16):
Event reallyssed with the twenty first.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
I know, just kind of worked out that way. Yeah,
So it's April twenty first for the Woody Show After
Hours takeover, June twenty first for our next big event
in Marongo, which is going to be on a Saturday,
which is big because typically we've been doing those on Fridays.
So make your plans for that now. And we're getting
together a Woody Show prom Yeah, so it'll be you know,
(30:40):
I've never had a prom homecoming any of that stuff.
Speaker 5 (30:43):
And now you will.
Speaker 4 (30:44):
Yeah, but we've.
Speaker 2 (30:45):
Talked about it for a handful of years and now
we'll do like a full prom thing, a full prom theme, and.
Speaker 4 (30:53):
We're getting all dressed up right, Yeah for prom?
Speaker 2 (30:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (30:55):
So what are you going to be.
Speaker 5 (30:56):
In a suit?
Speaker 4 (30:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (30:57):
Is that what you wear?
Speaker 5 (30:59):
Yeah, go get a tux?
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Want usually Greg, I'll do what you did? Like you
just his brother's funeral. He just like he bought a
suit off Amazon. Yes, what was it called a quick
suit or I called it a mail order suit? I
will it was just so easy and I'll find it
and send it to you.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
Yeah, we were all talking about in the back of
the church.
Speaker 2 (31:20):
I'll do able. You look yeah, like, oh my god,
look Greg in that suit. He's so doable, looks so great. Yeah.
I wonder if you would take us up on it,
like right.
Speaker 4 (31:28):
Now, I'm so flattered. That would be so broken. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:33):
So that's the the prom idea, and we'll have like
we're working on like maybe a cover band and a DJ,
but just a big fun party.
Speaker 4 (31:42):
I'm excited. And I still have my prom dress for
my senior year? Should I wear my actual proms? If
you want to piss off every woman in the audience,
this is like you really let yourself go.
Speaker 5 (32:00):
That didn't even occur.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
To Yeah, that's what we think. Yeah, you gotta you
gotta look towards me. I have all the sensitivities. Yeah,
you know about people's feelings and stuff.
Speaker 10 (32:10):
Yeah, yeah, you gotta start. You're welcome to start. Carry
all right, that's gonna do it. For Today Tuesday. In
the books, just hit up the.
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Woodieshow dot com or the podcast platform of your choice
and you can find today's full show podcast and the
Highlights podcast fifteen to thirty minutes of our favorite stuff
from the show today, no doubt, which will include the
round of card Arcs Woody show card Arks agent Sebastian
out there doing the Lord's work trying to get people
to return those shopping carts. You canna also follow follow
(32:47):
cart Arks on social media at carden Arks Today. Also
the update on Greg's war with his neighbors, Yeah, over
the over the trash cans. Sea Bass has been involved
in that, and for the update, you can hit up
the podcast brand new Redneck News, trending news headlines and
more all on the Tuesday podcast coming up for you tomorrow.
(33:08):
We've got something that we haven't done for a while.
Greg Gory's immature replies to text messages.
Speaker 4 (33:15):
Yeah, I hope I'm not rusty.
Speaker 2 (33:17):
And people have been asking for those, so just because
we haven't done it in a while. Let's want it back that.
In the meantime, anything you want to leave for us
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seven forty four. Woody is the number. Leave us whatever
you want to tell us about between now and tomorrow
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