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Sebas: Will they let him in?, News Headlines, Redneck News & More! 
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
We're so already.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Hey, you want burner media, rare burger media, rare.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Bitch is so neaty because I'm Russian, I'm.

Speaker 1 (00:11):
He's the best thing being Asian, honestly, the right.

Speaker 4 (00:16):
Show.

Speaker 5 (00:17):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. It is Monday morning. It's April
April March. There we go either one April the Brain
because the Woody Show afterd Over's takeover. Oh yeah, Monday
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chance to sign up and win. Just go to the
woodieshow dot com. But we have this hour for you,

(00:41):
Sea Bass. Well, they let them in. This is where
we were talking about this recently, like could you go
to a Chuck e Cheese or another one of those
places that's just for kids, and could you get in
if you if you have a kid with you, Hello,
this is a single adult. Yeah, So Sea Bess put
that to the test. That's coming up also some of
the weekend cheers and jeers. But thank you for being here, Woody,

(01:02):
Greg minutes, Greg, Sea Bess, Sammy Morgan's taking your calls.
Eight seven seven forty four, Woodie, that's aged seven to
seven forty four Wooding. That was everybody's weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:14):
Good Yeah, yeah, yeah, I wanted.

Speaker 5 (01:16):
I saw Morgan went to Power Slap with Menace. Yeah,
we had so much fun at Power Slap. I saw
some of the people we know, we.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
Saw was the Pressure was there at the Vaughan was there? Uh,
big big fan, I know sea basses of Andrew Tate.
We saw him. We saw him outside the venue, not inside,
And I think the funniest part is like all these
dudes were.

Speaker 5 (01:38):
Like surrounding him right at that tracks Andrew Tate and
Power Slap, yeah and all.

Speaker 2 (01:43):
But I didn't I didn't see him actually inside the event,
just like outside.

Speaker 1 (01:46):
I saw that there he was ringside at UFC.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah, I didn't see him at Power Stop, but I
saw him like in in the casino and all these
dudes are surrounding him. And it's funny because like all
these guys want to take photos with them. And then later,
like two two days later, I saw a bunch of
guys apologizing online that took photos with them because mad Yeah,
ladies got mad at you know, their man.

Speaker 3 (02:10):
But that's not what Andrew Tate wanted to have. All
the dudes surrounding him, not the ladies.

Speaker 5 (02:14):
Yeah, I've heard the name. I know that people think
he's a douche. I don't know what exactly people hate
him for. I don't know, like, what's the thing with him?

Speaker 3 (02:22):
Was he trafficking women across Europe? Has a question?

Speaker 6 (02:29):
Sorry?

Speaker 3 (02:29):
Yeah, was he arrested for that?

Speaker 2 (02:32):
He? What would you say? He's not just one of
these why is he popular?

Speaker 5 (02:39):
He's not just one of these douchebag guys like Dan Bulsarian.

Speaker 1 (02:42):
Well, no, he's more than that.

Speaker 5 (02:45):
He's more like the girl's gone wild guy.

Speaker 7 (02:48):
Right, he's actual crimes actually allegedly.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
You know, he's one of those people that I try
to keep out of my feed. It's just not interesting.

Speaker 5 (02:57):
Yeah. I mean again, i've heard the name. I knew
that people hated him for whatever, but I thought it's
just because he's like a douche.

Speaker 3 (03:04):
I think what you're asking, what was he famous for
before that? Is he just like an online Yeah?

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Yeah, he's online the online personality or he is very
alpha male. So cool.

Speaker 5 (03:17):
Yeah, that's really cool.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
But yeah, so we did that on Friday, and then
Saturday we went to UFC.

Speaker 5 (03:25):
Yeah, that's all that stuff. Saw the coverage on our
Instagram at the Woody Show. Cheers and jeers everybody, now
I have uh, it's all it's all cheer, no jeer.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (03:38):
And I think you guys will be surprised by this.
I'm already surprised, you guys. Guys who finally signed up
for flight lessons? Your friend, No, I actually wife and
my My first flight is next week.

Speaker 2 (03:52):
We got no travel going on this week.

Speaker 5 (03:54):
I can't do it this week, but a week from
today my first flight. I'm super psyched about it. I
did a lot of research and I found like I'm
taking lessons in a serrus. Oh sweet nice, that's a
s R twenty two G six turbo. In case you're wondering,
for a lot of nomenclature, a lot of what a
lot of nomenclationure? Does that mean?

Speaker 8 (04:16):
God like words for things?

Speaker 5 (04:19):
What's nomenclature the common words for Wait?

Speaker 1 (04:21):
Wait, I mean yes, yes?

Speaker 2 (04:23):
Is it like the vernacular of being a pilot. We're
gonna get a lot of.

Speaker 1 (04:27):
That stuff coming out of what his mouth?

Speaker 5 (04:28):
Oh yeah, like that's that's part. That's part of the
whole thing. You gotta learn. There's so much to learn. Yeah,
like f niner and stuff.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
He's gonna tell us it would take me.

Speaker 8 (04:37):
An hour to learn the plane, the Serrus nine G
four x what.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Twenty two G six turbo, that's the that's the plane.

Speaker 5 (04:43):
I'm gonna be learning on the propeller and then you
want to go to the jet. Yeah, eventually I'll get
my instrumentation. I'll get all the other stuff multi engine.
So are you taking it's called instrumentation? But like, like
what whether? How helllse would you say that?

Speaker 1 (04:59):
I like that you are doing it that way. I'm
not saying don't.

Speaker 3 (05:00):
I'm just saying, yeah, you're going to be a dexter
from spring.

Speaker 8 (05:04):
No, it's the equivalent of what you don't like when
restaurant people say, oh I got a two top and
a four top.

Speaker 1 (05:08):
Yeah, drag it through the garden and that'll be you.

Speaker 8 (05:12):
But with planes.

Speaker 5 (05:13):
Yeah, okay, I see. No, I've heard the name. I've
heard that name. I've heard that word before, Noman Clay,
m clay. No idea, what the hell is a great word?

Speaker 1 (05:22):
This is exciting?

Speaker 3 (05:23):
So when do you start a week from today and
you is it in the plane?

Speaker 8 (05:27):
Right?

Speaker 7 (05:27):
Because you have people, you have to study and stuff.
It's like similar to getting a permit before getting any
sort of like behind the wheel training.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
So are you studying with the books right now? You know,
it sounds like winds and things.

Speaker 5 (05:40):
So like somebody who has not had their over the
phone consultation.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
It sounds like somebody whose father took flight lessons.

Speaker 5 (05:45):
Yeah, back in the seventies, like two years ago. So
here's I don't know all the ins and outs. To
be fair and to be honest with you, I'm just
joking with you. But yeah, so no, next week, I
do what they call discovery flight, and so they.

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Put you behind the yoke the first time up sort of.

Speaker 5 (06:04):
Right, yeah, well he said for them with the exception
of the landing, he goes, the plane is gonna be yours,
like you're gonna be handling the plane.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Oh, be awesome.

Speaker 5 (06:15):
Anyway, you know, you do all the where you set
your flight path and you know, you do the pre
flight inspection of the plane. Then you get in the plane.
They kind of run you through what everything is, and
then you you take off. We're gonna spend about an
hour a little over an hour in the air land
and then have a post flight debriefing where they kind
of like, you know, go over the different things then
talk about, you know, different options, but it's all one
on one instruction. Yes, there is some you know, bookwork

(06:38):
and stuff that you learn.

Speaker 3 (06:39):
You have to learn the weather.

Speaker 5 (06:41):
It's crazy, I learned the weather.

Speaker 4 (06:46):
Now.

Speaker 5 (06:46):
I talked to I'm talking to so many of my
of my pilot friends that they're they're pretty confident. I'm like,
I don't know, man, it sounds like you got to
be kind of smart to do this, and they like,
you're gonna You're gonna be just fine. The stuff that
you might, the stuff that you might that most people
might have a hard time with, that's the kind of
stuff I think that you would be good at, whereas

(07:06):
other people might not. But then where you know, you
might you know, lack some knowledge in some other areas
for other people that might come easy to them. I
think this will come easy to you.

Speaker 3 (07:14):
Yeah, it would be pretty confident with you.

Speaker 2 (07:16):
Basically, if you look at a radio control board and
then you look at the pilots, it's a lot of
just so many buttons and lights and crap.

Speaker 5 (07:24):
There's more buttons and lights than what you'll actually need
on any given flight. I've learned that already by talking
to other pods and stuff like. There's things that it's
like you look at your car, like how many buttons
and things like, and you don't use every single thing
every single time. But it's like being a pilot, they say,
is just knowing like when you need something where to
find it right, and then following a procedure of what

(07:46):
to do when you know there's an engine stall or
when there's something like to learn how to deal with
that situation if you can methodically think through step one,
step two, step three. And I've always said I feel
like I'm good at dealing with anything. I know what
I'm dealing with. I'm always prepared just by the show alone,
right I am. I am a king of preparation.

Speaker 3 (08:04):
Yeah, you're already doing it.

Speaker 5 (08:05):
Yeah, so all right, yeah, yeah, so I'm really excited
about it. I finally because I was thinking about it
over the weekend. You know, after I set this whole
thing up, I'm like, man, what took me so long
to actually do that? I know now you're all old
and everything. Yeah, I'm going to place called Clipper Aviation.
I looked it up and did a bunch of so
if anybody has any like feedback on it's out of
Van Ey's Airport and Clipper Aviation, and I'm just straight

(08:28):
serious training. This is the guy who is my Instructor's
name is Alex. That's what he learned on like so
he's only flown serious planes. And I think it'd be
kind of cool to get up to. I want to,
like when I do something, it's all in. That's the
bowling thing I told you about five years worth a
one Christmas. One Christmas party at the radio station had
a bowling party. I joined the league. I got two

(08:51):
bowling balls, the bag, the shoes, the like. I can't
do anything like just halfway exactly. So I'm gonna end up.

Speaker 2 (08:58):
You know.

Speaker 5 (08:58):
I want to be able to do where I can
fly jets.

Speaker 1 (09:01):
It's incredible.

Speaker 5 (09:03):
Wing next week, Yeah, put it down payment, yeah said.
I did talk to a friend of mine. He's got
his own plane. He does mornings in Chicago's guy Fred.
You guys are friend. Friend's got his own planes. It's
got a nice plane he does, he said about every year,
like just the cost on the plane just by there's
the payment on the plane about one hundred grand a year.

Speaker 3 (09:20):
Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (09:21):
But then he flies everywhere. Yeah, like he flies himself
to the iHeartRadio Music Festival. He's on a bunch of
stations too, so like he'll fly himself to the affiliates.

Speaker 1 (09:29):
That's incredible and do that stuff.

Speaker 5 (09:31):
It's so cool.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (09:32):
I don't think i'd buy a plane though, I think
I would just rent. They say if it was, if it,
if it drives, flies, floats or f's you lease it?

Speaker 2 (09:40):
Yeah for sure. Oh you know this with Dave Ramsey
talking talking with Fred. I didn't even realize this, but
he's like, yeah, I got a stereo installed into into
the plane.

Speaker 5 (09:52):
Yeah, yeah, you can do serious. You could do on
a cirrus. It's pretty cool. Weekend cheers and Gina grab.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
That's crazy, so cheers to my shoes. I walked twelve
hours on Saturday, over eighteen thousand steps, so like eight
and a half miles and at an amusement park. Totally fine,
not tired, sure, felt great like a blistered or notting nutting. Wow,
these are the on You know it looks like for

(10:22):
whatever reason, the logo, it looks like it says QC,
but it really says o N. It's the on cloud.
Tilts not a sponsor but could be.

Speaker 1 (10:30):
So I feel refreshed.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
I feel like I was literally walking on clouds, no problems,
eight and a half miles.

Speaker 5 (10:36):
Wow, it's impressive. I saw a guy over the weekend
because there's a friend of ours, Eileen, she walks all
the time. Yeah, our co work crying like this guy
walked one hundred thousand steps in one day.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Whoa, Okay, they got me beat.

Speaker 5 (10:47):
I was like, wow, a hundred thousand Like he started
like at five o'clock in the morning, wrapped up late
at night, didn't sit the entire time.

Speaker 1 (10:53):
Was he running?

Speaker 5 (10:54):
No walking?

Speaker 3 (10:55):
I've I had to do that on Corolla. I did
a twelve hour walking challenge and I think I got
It's like seventy five thousand steps and I almost.

Speaker 5 (11:02):
And I'm supposed to walk to Disneyland.

Speaker 1 (11:03):
I do.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
That's not great.

Speaker 2 (11:04):
There's a yeah, there's a certain route that I would
like to take.

Speaker 5 (11:08):
Oh, so what you're going?

Speaker 2 (11:09):
I want to go for the Disney headquarters to disney Land.

Speaker 5 (11:13):
But you're having second thoughts now, No.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
No, I'm having second thoughts for him.

Speaker 5 (11:17):
You said whatever you said, and he kind of like, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (11:22):
You need to get moleskin, those that like tape you
put around.

Speaker 2 (11:25):
Your Yeah, I kind of want to do that. Yeah,
it's funny that what you said about Eileen. It all
makes sense now because I would always see Eileen around
the radio station, around the neighborhood, and she'll be like, yeah,
I'll see her, like way down the road, what is
she doing.

Speaker 5 (11:42):
Yeah, she walks with it Forrest Gump runs.

Speaker 3 (11:45):
Yeah, we saw while we were leaving and she's like,
I'm just on my walk. I'm like, oh, your mid
morning and jeers. The next day, yesterday, I had to
go to child's birthday party no problem at Dave and
Buster's Arcade, which I would normally love, but I get
very overstimulated and it's just a lot of lights and
a lot of suns.

Speaker 5 (12:03):
It was too much fun there for you.

Speaker 3 (12:04):
Too much fun, too many teenagers having a good, wholesome time,
and I just needed to find like a quiet corner,
which that's a problem.

Speaker 1 (12:11):
Absolutely.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (12:12):
They got stuff for everybody there. It's like they got
stuff like you want that kind of quiet, just hang
out at the bar, have a couple of drinks. I
got that that. You got all that AI stuff now
and the kids having the best reality stuff.

Speaker 3 (12:23):
Yes, they had so much VR and I was just
like this is too much fun for me. I need
to go stare at the wall. Just can't even great
gory weekend cheers and jeers kind of like you not
many jeers. It's been about six weeks since I had
a decent weekend, and I finally had one. I spent Oh,
this is what a good weekend is like, went to
the beach house, saw some friends, went out to dinner,
actually went out to every meal, had amazing Italian food.

(12:46):
It was just a great weekend. Finally was relaxed.

Speaker 5 (12:48):
You needed one.

Speaker 8 (12:49):
It was just a great weekend. I guess my only
jeer is because I searched for one. Is now my
favorite video streaming service? Amazon has started doing that. Are
you still watching? Do that?

Speaker 5 (13:03):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (13:04):
Do it for binging?

Speaker 8 (13:05):
Like, leave me alone, I'm still watching. I assume i'm
watching unless I tell you otherwise.

Speaker 2 (13:10):
Been here eight hours, I'm gonna be here for nine, right, and.

Speaker 8 (13:13):
I want to sleep through all this stuff? Stop stopping.

Speaker 5 (13:15):
Yeah, you had it all set Amazon? Why do you
have to go making changes?

Speaker 3 (13:19):
Is that like a bandwidth thing? Like they don't want
people wasting it, like twenty people on yep.

Speaker 1 (13:26):
That makes sense when you say it, because they don't
get ratings for that. They just cost them money. It's
not my problem Sea Bass Weekend. Cheers and jeers Menace,
because what does Menace do? What reminds us that where
the food at?

Speaker 2 (13:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:40):
And Menasi's thoughts both on and off the.

Speaker 5 (13:42):
Air, Hey what where did food at?

Speaker 4 (13:44):
Though?

Speaker 1 (13:45):
And so he was talking about wait hey whatever? Remember
those Remember those post Malone oreos?

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Where are those?

Speaker 5 (13:51):
Came out a while ago.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Why have we got those?

Speaker 8 (13:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:57):
Nice Walmart.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
I don't if they're exclusive, but that's where I got them.

Speaker 2 (14:00):
Are sweet?

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Just more of those around.

Speaker 5 (14:09):
Those will be gone by the end of the show.

Speaker 1 (14:11):
Oh they got This is like a one side's dark
one sized light. It look good assalted caramel short bread.
So cheers to Menace for like always being staying hungry.

Speaker 5 (14:23):
Now we've got post Malone oreos about yoursers, cheers, And
I know a lot of cities deal with this, the
uh no good teens on the dirt bikes in the
middle of the road.

Speaker 1 (14:33):
Oh yes, I dealt with it in Atlanta, don't It's
if you live in any big city with a certain
hoodlum element to it.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
It's Philly. Philly, you would say, would be the pioneers
of this.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
I don't know. I think wherever DMX came out of
because this is like kind of like the rough rider
off road a TV sort of culture. But bring that
to the city, not out on the farm and get
to But the problem is is, yeah, yes, these these
no good. This is always young males who do this.
They get dirt bikes, a TVs, et cetera, and they
go from the ghetto to the main city because that's
where all the cool stuff is and all the people are.

(15:04):
Who can see them stunting and doing all their cool
wheelies and stuff an audience, and I need an audience
for their one hundred and fifty decibel just noise machines
that are in and out of traffic, et cetera, et cetera.
A couple of them blew by me last afternoon as
I was headed as I was headed into yoga.

Speaker 8 (15:26):
You might find this story hard to believe, but I'm gay.

Speaker 1 (15:30):
Lots of hot chicks and yoga, bro, I don't know
what you're talking about. So cool dudes on bikes, see
Best does what ce Best be doing? Immediately calls the cops.
But my problem is, or I guess my question is
for police officers. How do you stop these no good
hood limbs on the dirt bikes?

Speaker 5 (15:45):
I saw there was one video over the weekend. I
posted it on the what do You Show? Instagram story
where this guy was trying to get around these guys
because they were taken over the entire street.

Speaker 1 (15:54):
What you do out, what you do is get out
and yell at them.

Speaker 5 (15:56):
That's real smart. You couldn't impede traffic. So this guy
that kind of gets around and go, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (16:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (16:01):
Do it? So he simply rolls down the window. He
holds out some mace or pepper spread and just sprays
it in the air. About twenty of them go down.
They don't have air filters on those helmets. And I
said on the Instagram story I had a poll on there.
I said, whose side are you on? The car or
the loser? The losers on bikes? And it was over
like ninety.

Speaker 1 (16:22):
Bikes should we get the about zero percent of the
time because they are out there, we talked about it
before they're out there to cause a problem. They're looking
for that guy to say something because then they want
to swarm and beat the crap out of them.

Speaker 5 (16:32):
Yeah, you're doing we're just inconveniencing and holding up everybody.
We're the ones who are being ill right now.

Speaker 1 (16:39):
It's our culture. And sometimes they have props.

Speaker 3 (16:41):
Because when I was in downtown, they were on their
bikes and they were shooting off fire extinguish.

Speaker 5 (16:45):
That's cool, that's really.

Speaker 1 (16:49):
The thing was with the cops is like, okay, so
let's say even the two three four patrol cars, those
guys they can get up on the sidewalk alleys for
law enforcement. How are you dealing with these people? Is
it just like I would love to have a unit,
like a special squad. I volunteer to be on the squad.

Speaker 8 (17:04):
You would have to also be on dirt bikes.

Speaker 1 (17:06):
Well yeah, because you can't put them on a police
cruiser because those things are no big bulky way down
with all kinds of crap. They need paintball guns because
you start and like what he says, bear spray or something. Yeah,
something that that's gonna.

Speaker 5 (17:17):
Do it again. I saw a video that I posted
on Instagram. I didn't spray anybody.

Speaker 1 (17:20):
I wish you had you need the net gun.

Speaker 5 (17:24):
Yeah, uh, Sammy weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 7 (17:27):
My cheers is honestly just to daylight. I'm loving the
time change and so much done.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Yesterday and just the day never ended.

Speaker 7 (17:35):
It was amazing. And my jeers is to my meat
thermometer that ran out of battery right when I want
to put it in my chicken last night, and chicken
scares the crap out of me when I don't know
what the texture it is, and I'm like, oh no,
and so I risked it.

Speaker 5 (17:51):
Chickens cook cutting into it.

Speaker 3 (17:53):
Yeah, I'm the same, though, you got you want that?

Speaker 2 (17:56):
I want to go first. I didn't realize you used
that for chicken.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Yeah, m enemy anything. Well, but like your menace is
correct unless you're cooking regular roasts, you know, like Thanksgiving.

Speaker 5 (18:06):
Skin, and you use it for any meat you can.
You don't need to.

Speaker 1 (18:09):
You don't see any She don't see Rachel Ray or
Gordon Ramsay, nobody pulled out the meat thermometer because that's
that's amateur, amateur like Sammy is.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
Yeah, yeah, I'm an amateur.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
And she makes me nervous unless I have a thermometer.
It's also paranoid.

Speaker 5 (18:24):
That's because she don't get sick.

Speaker 3 (18:26):
Yeah, how dare she?

Speaker 1 (18:27):
I don't want to get trick either, But great, I don't.

Speaker 8 (18:29):
Rite like if you're making chicken thigh.

Speaker 5 (18:30):
I also you don't, but you also want to look
like a pussy.

Speaker 8 (18:33):
And they've been in the oven forty five minutes. Guess
what you're probably fine?

Speaker 3 (18:36):
It's not probably is the key word.

Speaker 8 (18:38):
Guess what you're fine, you're paranoid. If you cut into
it it's pink, don't it. If it's white, you're good.

Speaker 5 (18:43):
If it's pink, you can't ease good trail depends on
what you're talking about.

Speaker 8 (18:47):
I won't they should you?

Speaker 2 (18:48):
For example, steak?

Speaker 5 (18:50):
Yeah, that's true, Greg.

Speaker 8 (18:52):
Pink, I like a quorder line.

Speaker 1 (18:53):
That's think on the inside menace. How you like it?
Then post Malone's love it.

Speaker 5 (18:56):
I'm really good. All right, we're to a quick break
and the we're gonna see I seed Bass get into
these places these uh you know, chuck e cheese kids
only type places. Will they let him in even though
he's not there with a child? The answer next year
on The Woody Show. I would love to, but I
don't have a dollar show The Woody Show. All right,

(19:24):
So this, uh, this came up on the show just
as a question, like a chucky cheese kind of place,
could you go to Chuck E Cheese and get in
will they let you go play the games and ski balls?

Speaker 1 (19:40):
But I forget what was the because it's an urban legend.

Speaker 2 (19:43):
I brought it up. It's an urban legend, Like, why'd
you think of it that we were talking about Chuck.

Speaker 8 (19:48):
We were talking about Chuck E Cheese for sure?

Speaker 2 (19:49):
And I go, is it true? I've heard that if
you're an adult, you can't just go there, you have
to have kids with you. And I heard that about
also about Lego Land, and I didn't know either one
were true.

Speaker 1 (20:01):
So that's where a super reporter Sea Bass comes into play.

Speaker 5 (20:03):
Oh yeah, Like, could you go to one of these
kind of places? And there's a lot of It's not
just Chucky Cheese, it's just a place like that. I
had heard the same thing about Chuck E Cheese, the
sky Zone, trampoline, bounce house places and what the monkey
Joe's Yeah, And I do know a theme park in Oakland, California.

Speaker 2 (20:19):
Yeah, it does have a theme park that's been around
longer than Disneyland. It's called fairy Land called Escape from Oakland.

Speaker 1 (20:28):
You cannot go.

Speaker 2 (20:29):
Inside it unless you do have a kid with you.

Speaker 5 (20:31):
Okay, And I'd heard that about Chuck E Cheese. I've
never tried to get into a Chuck E Cheese without
a kid. I mean, I would imagine maybe you could,
because you've never tried. There are kids that have their
birthday parties there, and there's other like aunts uncles who
show up.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
You're part of a group, though you're part of a talent.

Speaker 5 (20:50):
Yeah, because the other thing they do when you go
into a Chucky Cheese with your kids is they stamp
your hand and the kid's hands with like that invisible
that has to be under a black light right to
see it, and it's a specific number or something, and
so it has to match the kids that you're leaving with.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
As you check out, that's actually somebody checking that.

Speaker 5 (21:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
Wow, that's a new thing.

Speaker 5 (21:09):
Yeah, there's somebody that just stands to the door. And
then when you come in, you get your hand stamped
as the adult with the kids, and then they have
the same stamp on their hands. On the way out,
someone stops you. You hold your hands under the thing,
make sure they all match, and then you can go.

Speaker 2 (21:24):
Okay, that's good actually, because I would like to get
them Chucky Cheese, but I don't have any kids.

Speaker 1 (21:28):
Well, men, maybe you can. Let's say it's not the
same dude you're thinking about from when we were a kid,
thinking about it from when you're too feet tall.

Speaker 2 (21:34):
It's nowhere near the Maybe I'll just bring Sammy and
say this is my child.

Speaker 5 (21:39):
Maybe that would work. She's tiny.

Speaker 1 (21:42):
But I called Chuck E Cheese and I have that question.
Maybe I can help menace out here. Maybe he doesn't
need a child to go in and enjoy the fun
and frivolity and being a solo adult.

Speaker 5 (21:52):
Okay, well they let him in. You know that Chucky
Cheese has always been a great Thanks for calling Chuck Chees.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
My name is.

Speaker 4 (22:02):
Hey, I got a question real quick. Can I come
in there all by my lonesome?

Speaker 2 (22:12):
Yes you can?

Speaker 4 (22:13):
Okay, So I don't need a kid with me or nothing?

Speaker 5 (22:18):
No, okay, because I just heard.

Speaker 4 (22:20):
A rumor that there might be the case you would.

Speaker 5 (22:24):
Just play the regular admissions price to go in.

Speaker 4 (22:26):
Can I play the games? Then?

Speaker 3 (22:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (22:30):
Oh that's great because I love pizza and I love games.

Speaker 8 (22:35):
Yes.

Speaker 4 (22:36):
Let's say I'm sitting down eating my pizza and there
happens to be a birthday party next to me. Am
I allowed to sing Happy Birthday along with them even
though I'm not a part of that birthday party.

Speaker 5 (22:48):
God, I don't see what the issue would be either.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
I just can't blow out their candles ry correct, all right, Wow,
that's awesome.

Speaker 5 (23:01):
You're welcome. You have a good.

Speaker 1 (23:02):
One, Okay, so you can.

Speaker 8 (23:12):
This is why I did not know, because I haven't
been to one since I was a child.

Speaker 5 (23:17):
You pay to get into it, that's that's got to
be a new thing. I don't remember them doing that.
I just remember you would go in and you'd buy
the card. I think that's what she's talking about. It.

Speaker 1 (23:29):
So you buy like a package of you know.

Speaker 8 (23:31):
What, if you choose to. But if you want to
just walk in and play games, you can.

Speaker 1 (23:34):
But I think that's what she's saying.

Speaker 5 (23:37):
No, but I did see an advertisement here recently that
says it was Chuck E Cheese whatever. The price was
ten dollars unlimited play.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Yeah, let's talk about something like that. Your package or
your food package or whatever.

Speaker 3 (23:50):
And if you love pizza, you don't go to Chuck
E Cheese.

Speaker 8 (23:53):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (23:55):
Well, you know how Sea bass As said that that's
seven eleven pizza for what it is, that it's not
the greatest pizza you've ever had.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Pretty good.

Speaker 5 (24:04):
But for what it is, hot and fresh, for being
at a kid's place like that, I'm tiring. The pizza
is not terrible.

Speaker 3 (24:10):
I remember it being very cardboard esque.

Speaker 8 (24:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (24:14):
When's the last time you went?

Speaker 1 (24:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (24:15):
Wow, yeah, I've been there. Since you've been there, let's
go in the last handful of years.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
Then you know better than me.

Speaker 5 (24:24):
Yeah, they definitely improved the pizza greatly.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Is it real cheese?

Speaker 5 (24:27):
Now? Yeah? Right, I know what I'm saying. It's not
it's not that old pizza that you remember. It's not
the greatest you've ever had, but.

Speaker 3 (24:35):
For what it is, yes, Charles Entertainment cheese.

Speaker 5 (24:37):
That's right, that's right.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
And as you heard, it's okay to go in, even
though it's confusing a little bit.

Speaker 5 (24:42):
So would they let SeaBASS into one of these places
that's meant for kids without a kid.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
And this is like a fast food place that has
an attached playground that sells birthday packages and parties.

Speaker 6 (24:53):
Okay, hey, do you do the birthday parties Excel Playground?

Speaker 2 (25:00):
Yeah, we do a birthday party.

Speaker 1 (25:02):
It's it's for a loving kids and it's a price
of one hundred and ninety nine dollars.

Speaker 6 (25:08):
Okay, I can afford that.

Speaker 5 (25:10):
Now here's my question.

Speaker 6 (25:11):
What if I have instead of the one kid.

Speaker 4 (25:14):
Zero kid, then then you don't need a party.

Speaker 6 (25:19):
Well, I'd still like to have the access to the
play place. It just beat me by myself with zero
children enjoying a nice birthday.

Speaker 5 (25:30):
So that's a no, and you know what, good for them? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (25:35):
Wow, not entertaining that?

Speaker 5 (25:36):
Come on, yeah, that's you know, that's good to know. Yeah,
I trust that place, yeah trust Yeah?

Speaker 1 (25:43):
All right, so she have Yeah, I call it a
different location idea.

Speaker 7 (25:48):
You played one kid, zero kid, so you don't need
a party in the playground.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
Fast food with attached playground.

Speaker 3 (25:53):
Yeah, okay, thank you for how may I hate you?

Speaker 6 (25:58):
Do you do birthday parties at the playground?

Speaker 3 (26:01):
Yes, we give you hospitality for the playground.

Speaker 5 (26:04):
Yes. Forty dollars okay, and you're doing you order yourself everything.

Speaker 6 (26:09):
Forty dollars is very reasonable.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
Do you need to have children with me?

Speaker 6 (26:15):
If I bout the package?

Speaker 3 (26:17):
And how many kids do you have for your birthday?

Speaker 5 (26:21):
Oh? Zero kids?

Speaker 4 (26:24):
Just me.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
That's it your birthday coming up soon?

Speaker 3 (26:28):
Yeah, okay, it uses zero kids, just only adults. You
can use the table anything it's not yours for anything.

Speaker 5 (26:36):
But if there are kids there can I also use
that area?

Speaker 3 (26:40):
Yes, you can use the kids an area for that.

Speaker 1 (26:42):
For you Monday, No, that's fine. And how many adults
they will become with you?

Speaker 5 (26:51):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Just me?

Speaker 5 (26:54):
Yes? Only you?

Speaker 1 (26:56):
Yeah? I needs free Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
You want to celebrate your birthday yourself? No way, don't worries.

Speaker 1 (27:02):
I want to bring some apple pie for you.

Speaker 7 (27:07):
Okay, my name is as for me when you be here.

Speaker 3 (27:09):
Okay, I will be here.

Speaker 4 (27:11):
Here love, Thank you so much, sir?

Speaker 5 (27:14):
Okay, by probably who is this window looker? So nice?

Speaker 1 (27:21):
I get free apple pie and the prices are way lower.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
Yeah, very reasonable.

Speaker 5 (27:26):
I know her address. I'll send her some fun. The
good news is all you weird adults. There are a
lot of options out there, Oh my god, even if
you really really press them. Yeah, it was so nice.
More than there, there's the answer to your question. MANA
going to check e cheese? Right?

Speaker 8 (27:43):
Does go?

Speaker 5 (27:44):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (27:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (27:45):
Eight seven seven forty four Wooding text us two two
nine eight seven. All right, Well apparently you just go
pretty much anywhere you want to see. That's just proved.
It's all her legend. Yeah, I thought you could. I
swear learned a lot. I say, I swear I had

(28:07):
heard that that you couldn't go to a Chuck Cheese.
But then again, you can go to a Chuck E
Cheese if you're say the aunt or the uncle of
the birthday kid, you're not showing up.

Speaker 2 (28:17):
Yeah, but again that's part of the group.

Speaker 5 (28:19):
Yeah. So though I'm saying people show up individually for that,
they let him in.

Speaker 8 (28:24):
But you say, I'm with the party for.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
No matter how terrifying you sound.

Speaker 8 (28:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (28:30):
Somebody said I was talking about how the pizza was
greatly improved. Somebody said, I used to do pest control
at Chuck E Cheese. Huh, here we go, and it's
the cleanest kitchen you've ever seen, like that. And second
of all, they make their own dough and everything. So
the pizza has definitely improved. I agree. I had it

(28:52):
years ago, not so great, you know, And I'm not
saying it's the best pizza I've ever had, but it is.
If they said, oh, there's gonna be some Chucky Cheese pizza,
I go.

Speaker 1 (29:02):
Cool, okay pizza pizza.

Speaker 5 (29:04):
Yeah, I'd put it on par with like, uh, you know, Domino's,
Papa John's done pizza hut, you know little skeezers. All right, Well,
I'm saying that as far as that, I kind of change. Yeah,
that chain pizza thing, there's nothing remark there's nothing remarkable
about it. But there's also nothing where it's like, oh god, right, you.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
Don't go out of your way to avoid it.

Speaker 5 (29:25):
There's a lot of pizzas out there, like, oh god,
anybody ever have a Saint Louis style pizza, pizza the crackers.

Speaker 1 (29:32):
I've been there on a cracker.

Speaker 5 (29:34):
It's like this provell cheese, This hybrid cheese, got a
funky aftertaste, sticks to the roof garbage. My wife is
from Saint Louis. I spent a lot of of my
adult life working in Saint Louis. And they love that
pizza there, and it sucks.

Speaker 8 (29:50):
I refuse to believe they actually like it.

Speaker 5 (29:52):
They do.

Speaker 8 (29:53):
I think they said that for so long for local
pride exactly.

Speaker 5 (29:59):
Yeah, it's horrendous eight seven seven foot woody show, insensitivity
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(31:30):
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Tomorrow is Greg's sixtieth birthday.

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