March 17, 2025 • 31 mins
Butt Chugging Beers, News Headlines, Redneck News & More!
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Wooden Woody Show, and we are into another new hour
insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
It's Monday morning. It's Saint Patrick's Day, March.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Seventeen, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
My name is Woody.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
That's great Goryo Menace.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Good morning, Good morning Woody.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
There's Gina Grant Hey there, good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
See mass is here? Funnel in hand?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Yeah, we got we got Sammy and Morgan's taking your calls.
Eight seven seven forty four, Woody. That's eight seven seven
forty four Wooding. You can hit us up with a
text over to two to nine eight seven this hour
for Saint Patrick's Day. We talked a little bit about
it in our meeting last week. And there's a couple
of people on the show that are going to attempt
(00:45):
to butt chug a beer.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Very exciting.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
We have a big green pop up What is this?
What's it? What's it for? Privacy? What is this product?
Officially called?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
It's yeah outdoor privacy ten. Do you see these anywhere
like you'll have them in camp sites? YEA swing some
one person little pop actual pop up tent, actual thing
that actually pops up. Greg and use designed to have
put a portable toilet in and you can pooh or
a shower if you wanted to, like a changing room
or changing room. Yeah, but designed like a pop up
(01:15):
tent just unfolds. Yeah maybe then we also have some
other supplies over here.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
I'll be completely honest. I totally forgot we were doing
this until I walked in and the tent was in here.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Are you serious?
Speaker 5 (01:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I was like, oh crap, I.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Don't even have like a change of underwear. I might like, uh,
you don't have commando? Yeah, I might just do. I
don't know why you'd be wearing underwear while you're butchering
first splashback or later. Yeah, yeah, you're gonna get yea
beer and other things maybe on you, I.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
Think you should.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
You're gonna have to take everything on the bottom off then.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yes, yeah, yeah, no, no, I'm not afraid of that.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
But like then put pants back on to make it
back to the bathroom so you can expel the rest
of it, right.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
See, that's I'm not afraid of, like spilling it on myself.
As I'm taking it in, I'm just saying, like, the.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Do we still have any of the adult diapers?
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
No, one brought those in? Actually, they'd be perfect.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Left.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I brought like a whole package of them too. I
don't know what happened given away. Yeah, otherwise they sit
in the office for five years.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I hated those things anyway. Well, I mean it'd be
handy for something like this. Nobody wants an adult diaper
just to have it, right, one I want to tell
me actually need them.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
I'll push through.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
It just goes to show man. You put anything out
on a random table at a radio station, it's gone.
It could be an adult diaper, it could be weak
old food. They'll take it, yeah, they'll they'll take it anyway. So,
but chugging a beer one thing I don't see over
on the table. I see butt light, and I see
he can and I see a couple of the you know, enemas,
(02:55):
and what are you looking for? There's gotta be.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Some kind of lube, right, I mean, just just saw
that last night. I thought, well, you know what, Obviously
Greg can spit on it, but I.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Have I do have some hand lotions. Okay, nice, perfect,
I got that all right, that'll help. Yeah, because you
don't want that dry nose nor might be a tough push.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I didn't even think about that.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Well, anything that's going to go in your butt, I
would assume.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, I mean that's kind of just I.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Thought about that. The actual beer bong is that that's.
Speaker 7 (03:24):
A nozzle or something to kind of like control it.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
That's girth make it easier.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
It's called just relaxing and taking it in. But that's
the girth of a weak penis. I mean, anybody's had
a beer bong, we'll know it's a good inch PV safe.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Yeah, but it's not tapered on the end. It's just
never are right.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I'm saying, like just getting something in your butt would
be a little a little bit of a challenge, right.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Just do it?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Can you carve it more anatomically? I could? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
All right, so we're gonna do an abbreviated version of
weekend cheers and jeers that we have a need for
more time when it comes to butt chugging beers here
on a Saint Patrick's day.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
All right, who wants to start a weekend cheers and jeers?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
I'll go ahead, I'll start.
Speaker 8 (04:12):
Well, here you go, not a revelation, but cheers to
tie food. My god, I had tie food this weekend
at effing rules. I had drunken noodles with the fish.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Oh god, it was good.
Speaker 8 (04:23):
It's not greasy, it's the perfect amount. Is so damn good.
I just worship it. I hate to say this, and
it pains me to give jeers to comedian John mulaney,
who I wh far, but the second round of his
Everybody's Live Netflix show not living up to the first
time around.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
The first team.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Around, he was paying pretty hard for just being like
nonsensical and didn't go anywhere.
Speaker 8 (04:45):
I loved it. Everybody's in La. This one is now
called Everybody's Live. Not hitting the mark. The guests sucked
on episode one. The topic sucked. The topic was loaning
money to friends. It wasn't It just didn't.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Work, didn't get off the ground.
Speaker 8 (04:58):
Capture that magic of the first time around. It's better
when he just riffs and is weird and silly and
talks to Richard Kind once he gets the guests on downhill.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Hey I'm John Malaney.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Yeah it was great though. I loved it, but uh,
second time around not great. Jinagrad weekend cheers and jeers.
Speaker 9 (05:15):
I'll start with my jeers just so I don't end
on the biggest bum out ever. But yesterday was the
fourth anniversary of my dad's death, and so he's just
kind of a bum out day.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
But I couldn't focus.
Speaker 9 (05:26):
On that because I had to focus on my husband
running his thirteenth marathon. But I'm proud of him. I
begged him not to go to basketball afterwards. He didn't
listen to me. He went to basketball.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Vaughn.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I haven't seen him now, What's what's the point of
going to basketball after running a marathon?
Speaker 9 (05:40):
Because he he's like super into like commitment, which I
guess is good for me. He like committed to going
to the game. So he went, but I was sleep
by the time he got back. But yeah, cheers to
his thirteenth marathon.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
He's pretty appropriate.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
One of these guys I just decides to go ahead. Now, mean,
I'm gonna run a marathon this weekend. We worked for
a guy, remember our program director, Dave.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Oh yeah, yeah, it was a marathon addict.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
You would talk to Dave like on a Wednesday and
I go, hy Man, so what's going on?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Yeah, just digging out? He would always say he's digging out. Yeah,
and he goes, but what are you doing this weekend?
I go, I don't know, what about you? He goes, oh,
I'm thinking about going to Portland and running the marathon
this weekend. I'm like, what on a whim on? And
he would do that all the time. He would travel
like different cities all over the country just to run
a marathon for the weekend. Like, yeah, you might think
I would go run a marathon this weekend. I did
(06:29):
send Gina a video of this guy and I'm not
sure where this happened, but this guy ran on a
treadmill for twenty four hours straight. Anyway, twenty four hours straight. Yeah,
I'll I'll post a video on our Instagram story.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Yeah, these like ultra marathons are very trendy these days.
Twenty four hours straight. And it wasn't It wasn't a
real walking place. I mean it's it's a light jog,
but still for twenty four hours straight.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
You need to get both his knees replaced.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
So I uh right. I texted Gina and her husband yesterday. Yeah,
I said, awe, Andy, did you want a whittle malifon?
Speaker 4 (07:07):
And he was still running when he were with.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
The video. Does it just not face him? Is he
a health nut? Is he no?
Speaker 9 (07:16):
He ate an entire large stuff crust pizza Hut pizza
afterwards and like eighteen breadsticks.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
He's not a health nut running. Oh did you get
his respras?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
No, I'm uh, I'm posting.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
It on he said.
Speaker 9 (07:31):
He replied back to what, I'm on my last mile now,
I'm running from my gay thoughts.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Yep, all right.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I posted to our wood you show story on Instagram.
You got to see this guy. It's crazy twenty four
hours straight.
Speaker 8 (07:44):
I worked with a dude who was a hardcore drinker
and smoker. He quit both those things and then ran
one marathon a week for a year.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
Oh that week.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Yeah, thank you marathon ye correct, Damn no, that's insane.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Thank you weekend cheers and jeers.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Well, I just want to say thank you to the
city of Dallas because the Saint Patrick's Day Parade and
being part of.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
That was so much fun. Yeah. I love the tortilla throwing.
I would love the marshmallow throwing.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
I would love to know more about the the origin
of that I did. Yeah, I've been asking everybody and
nobody had a real clear answer. The Native people who
have been there forever had.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
Well, I did some research on it, and it's a
group of women that calls themselves the queens who like
dress up for Saint Patrick's Day, and they were apparently
the ones that started it.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Okay, so on the foot and before the parade started,
Meds and I were told, hey, just be ready, people
throw jello shots at you, tortillas and marshmallows.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
And then I was asking, okay, well you know tortillas,
not you know, marshmallows either, but like jello shots. I understood, sure,
where did this come from? And the only thing I
ever got was, well, you know, because people aren't allowed
to throw things that are like heavy or cause damage.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Yeah yeah, so they you know.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Throw tortilla like a frisbee.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah yeah, true, huh yeah. But it was just it
was fun. I'd love to do it again.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
And then my my jeers was the flight that I
was on got booked through a travel agent and I
wanted to hop on another flight and they go, oh,
you you can't change the flight. You have to talk
to the travel agent to do that.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Because the radio station booked.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
I'm like, are you serious.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
And companies that I know, the company that if you
book company travel they go through I think it's like
American Express something corporate travel yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
Yeah, and then you know it's the weekend. I'm like, oh,
I'm gonna I only have like thirty minutes to try
to make this change. Yeah, So I ended up my
flight got canceled because I was trying to change it.
So then I ended up having to like pay out
of pocket just to get my original flight.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
So now I have been spent over six hours at
the airport.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
Yeah, that's a good thing that I want to bring
up actually real quick to listeners. The American Airlines lounge.
Is it worth joining? Is it good or not good?
Speaker 2 (09:56):
I don't know. I've never been inside of it.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
I've you know, I've gone to a lot of airports
lately where that's the only lounge that's available.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
So I want to.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
Know, Like you can straight up just buy a membership, yeah,
for the year, or you can apply for their credit
card which still has an annual feed, but you you
kind of save money doing it that way.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
It's hit or miss, Yeah, yeah, good or not good?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Hit or miss.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
It depends on the airport. Some of them are small, huh,
does that mean it's great or not great?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Though?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
It depends on which one you're at, Like, some of
them are great, other ones are very mediocre.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Well, because we have American Express, I do use those lounges,
and I think the worst one in America is Oakland, California,
big surprise, no kidding. But the other ONOYT, the other
ones are kick ass. So maybe I don't know. There's
airport here and there.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
That's so if you had a big long stay at
an airport, you know, a big layover a lot of airlines,
you were able to do like a fifty dollars seventy
dollars whatever day pass.
Speaker 10 (10:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
I couldn't do that because it was just too busy.
They said, we don't have any day passes.
Speaker 10 (10:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Well, there was another place at DFW Airport where it
was called like minute suits, where you can book it
by you know, like a block of you know, fifteen minutes,
half hour hour, you know, or increments there for there forward.
But I just saw the picture on the outside look
kind of cool as someone who stayed actually there in DFW. Yeah,
(11:17):
it's it's fine.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
It's you know.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
I did like I needed like a quiet place to
do an interview or something, but that was it.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
It was your room. If you if you really if
you have to nap, that's about it. But it's not
like loungey, like luxury, right, a.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Quiet place to yourself.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
You said there was like a you know, double bed,
you know, hollows, blankets, you know, couch.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
But sometimes you get stuck in a tournamile terminal where
it's only the American Airlines lounge. And I just want
to know if it's worth it.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Yeah, weekend cheers and cheers anybody else good?
Speaker 7 (11:48):
Well, I want to give my cheers.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Two.
Speaker 7 (11:54):
I mean, this is so random, but I'll just say
Oscar Shindler because I watched Schindler Slitter what not like
the HOLOCAUSTA or anything.
Speaker 10 (12:06):
I mean, obviously he saved the people, saved them.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
I think in this Rea just found out about it.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Well, no, we watched it.
Speaker 7 (12:14):
In high school, but I missed a few days, so
I only ever saw the beginning and just never saw
the movie.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Fun weekend whole thing.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
You're watching snuff films. Little shout out Oscar.
Speaker 7 (12:28):
Well, this is what I found interesting about Resilient murder video.
And we can all agree that Oscar Schindler great person,
I think, so right, great guy, which is weird because
he's known to cheat on his wife.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Oh weird.
Speaker 7 (12:42):
How you can be a great person and still cheating
on your wife's very weird.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Well that's the thing about it.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
That's the thing about Gandhi too, Like he was hanging
out with all these young.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Chicks allegedly Martin Luther not allegedly, and okay, for sure
she did not his wife and talk to jose Williams
about it. Bore done.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
MLK loved the strange. Yeah, loved it almost as much
as equality, almost almost not quite as much.
Speaker 7 (13:09):
And my jeers is to accidentally liking a girl's photo
who I hadn't seen since high school, like deep into
her Instagram page. No, because you know how pops up
like people you may know, And I just clicked on
it and I for sure was never going to follow her,
but she wasn't private. So I'm just scrolling through looking
at stuff and I haven't seen this girl in twenty
(13:30):
years and I liked a photo deep into her Instagram
and I was mortified.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Why you didn't have to like it? Right?
Speaker 3 (13:36):
No, it was an accident.
Speaker 7 (13:38):
I touched it on accident, like it No, No, and
then I and then I unliked it.
Speaker 10 (13:42):
But I'm sure, Yeah, what a weekend? All right, Well,
we're going to take a quick break shindler and accidentally
liking a photo.
Speaker 7 (13:57):
Wow, I'm glad I participated.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Weekend.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Yeah, it's crazy. Take it easy, Sammy. All right, we're
gonna take a break and then we're gonna butt chug
a beer.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
N do it.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Menace and Morgan will be the butt chuggers. Morgan, any
thoughts before before we get to the butt chugging.
Speaker 6 (14:18):
No, I'm just glad you guys have lube, all.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Right, Yeah, well it does make it easier, Yeah, I should.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
All right, So for Saint Patrick's Day, we're butt chugging
a beer.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
The Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Someone the text says butt chug an Irish carbomby pussies.
Oh yeah, can you imagine that? Well, Greg, you were
telling a story about just the guy that we all know.
Speaker 8 (14:43):
We all know him back when he was married. They
invited me over for dinner. I arrived and they said
that I'm not gonna say his name. He was in
a lot of pain because he had just butt chugged
vodka that was delivered via mouth.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
So like that's what the spitball. Essentially to use the
old Kevin Smith.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Term, yeah, yeah, yeah, and apparently insanely.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Yeah, just part of alcohol.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Yeah, that's like, that's like Neil balls remover ghasoline.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
And that's not really a butt shog as much as
are Yeah, it was more like a transfer, like a deposit,
like a blow dart. I guess. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Yeah, I'll be honest with you. I was kind of.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Surprised when we were having our little planning meeting and
somebody said, you know, we should do the old artist tradition,
we should butt chug of beer. Yeah, And I'm like,
who's going to do that, And of course like like, I.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Don't do it. Yeah, I don't. I don't care.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
And then Morgan was like, oh yeah, because she's always down.
Speaker 6 (15:41):
Yeah, I didn't get to in college.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Is that what everybody does in college?
Speaker 6 (15:45):
It seems like it.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
I'm surprised we never did it in college. Yeah, I'm
very I'm shocked because that's what we were in college
in the heyday of Jackass, and they did this on
Jackass too, I want to believe. Yeah, Mistevo before he
got sober, and yeah, with beer, though, there's no known
pain besides any entry in mishaps mostly water.
Speaker 9 (16:02):
I mean, well it's carbonated though, does that mean anything?
It means you float oh great, lifting drink from Yeah,
or like.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Pouring a hydrogen peroxide on a on a wound, three
hydrogen peroxide, you throw it up. So yeah, by the way,
I just learned recently, you're not supposed to put hydrogen
peroxide on a cut. Oh yeah, it does more damage
than good kills the good bacteria.
Speaker 8 (16:24):
Apparently I did not know that. Yeah, you knew, don't
don't do it. The fizzing action was good, That's.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
What I thought too.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
And they also said, don't don't put neosporin on it.
So water, Yeah, cover it, and then that's it. I
forget the reason for the neosporin.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
This.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
This doctor was like going on and on about a
couple of things you don't do. No hydrogen, hydrogen peroxide,
no neosporn.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
I would have to do with like general people being
kind of untrained and not knowing what they're doing, and
that you can probably you could probably put more garbage
in there than you can just get out with clean water.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
What about putting hydrogen peroxide in your ears is I
don't know. I have no idea that a lot when
I was a kid.
Speaker 6 (17:04):
To clean them. Yeah, I've heard you're not even supposed
to clean your ears. Yeah, you're not supposed to.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
Jam anything in your ears.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Oh well like cute tips and stuff though, right, but
you can you can irrigate them.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Well, I've done it, like at the doctor's obviou.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Isn't that where all the crap comes out like this
big like black booger looking at.
Speaker 9 (17:18):
It like super fun when the doctor does it with
like the squirt guy.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Anyway, back to yeah, before we get on too long
of a tangent. Wrong, Yeah, all right, so, uh this
is gonna work. I'll best we're gonna go into the tent.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
So yeah, I've got We've got pump enemas so because
we can't really don't. We don't have the space in
the studio to get someone laid down with their legs
over their head and still talk to them and all
that stuff. We have pump enemas so. What they are
they're they're what they sound like is it's a little
pump where you you can put your fingers on the
top and like like you're the soap, like your soap
dispensing exactly. But there's a tube with a made for
her pleasure ribbed entry uh wand.
Speaker 6 (17:55):
Yeah, okay, it's smaller than I was expecting.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
That's what she said.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yeah, that's so I would.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Say, vaciline that up and you can either take your
bottoms off or you can just thread it up through
a hole in your shorts and uh get the And
there's about twelve ounces in each of those. We'll see
how far of that one full beer you can pump
into your area. How does it and when does it
come out exactly? Okay, so it comes out already pre
pumped at their test and it comes out in the
end of that tip in one little thing out front.
(18:21):
And then no, no, no, how does it come out
of the person? There's a but there's a lined tub
inside the privacy container.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
I'll take a look at there.
Speaker 6 (18:30):
Immediately come out though, like I pumped in.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Much like an enema, right up to you and your
If you think the bucket in there, if you've had
an enema, you.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Can, I have you they can.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
You can hold it into a certain extent and at
a certain point they just there. You're there's so much
stuff in there, it's you gotta go.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
I remember what I had.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
I guess we're gonna find out. Let's do some beers
with our friends. Who's gonna go first.
Speaker 6 (18:58):
I think minutes ago, La, are you gonna.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Nude out in there? Like?
Speaker 4 (19:04):
Yeah, he wore jeans, which was a mistake.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
I know.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
I told you I forgot that this was happening.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
All right now, well, manace is getting ready in there.
There's a couple of turn up stories I can share
with you.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Do we have the mic.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
Into the thing? Maybe come over here?
Speaker 6 (19:20):
Come on in this little pop up pod.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
You never forget the rings got his supplies?
Speaker 2 (19:28):
How do you get in there?
Speaker 3 (19:29):
There's like a flap flap in the back up in
the back. We have a talking flap up front.
Speaker 7 (19:34):
Oh, this thing is moving like crazy.
Speaker 5 (19:39):
Yeah, all right, all right, here we go.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
That's gonna drop trout while he's doing that.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
There's a guy the news.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
He went to this wedding and people took his keys
to keep him from driving drunk. And this is about
one forty five in the morning. He wasn't happy about it.
He started a fight. The cops are called. They arrested
him for breach of peace, but instead of taking him
a they were cool and drove him home.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
So old time. Yeah, like my father in law tells
me stories about that.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
They would ask, well, where are you going and then
just give it follow us and they would escort you.
You're in no condition to drive, son, But instead of
just passing out like you should have, he called an uber,
went back to where the wedding was to get his
car and drove drunk anyway.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
Oh cool guy, he learned.
Speaker 8 (20:23):
He learned.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
He sped by a police station going seventy six into thirty.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
This time he threw him in jail to sober. Uh god,
he's idiot.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
He's facing drunk driving charges and he lost his license
for at least three months.
Speaker 8 (20:35):
He was lucky to get that chance, and then he
blew it. Yeah, all right, how's it going in there?
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Menace?
Speaker 6 (20:43):
Oh he's ready.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
You're ready, So lower the mic down to outside the.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Yeah, get it on in there.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
You're down down right here? Can you hear me?
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Yeah, we hear no.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Hey, it's better than what we had. Okay, I didn't
see it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Okay, just walk because we can'tsitioned. Okay, now just walk
us through what you're doing. Yeah, so I'm inserted.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Oh it's already.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
Yeah, I'm ready to pump all right, and I'm I'm
sitting over the garbage can.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Okay, should he clench his sphincter? Sea bass? When he's
here and I'm squirting inside?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Oh yeah, what does it feel like?
Speaker 2 (21:24):
It feels cold temperature?
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Alright, alright, God, now, which which beer is mis using?
Sea Bass?
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:39):
He feels like a hose is going up my butt?
It is.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Yeah, I'm doing mad pumps.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
I thought I'm supposed to drink it all.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
I'm drinking.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
That's that's an all right?
Speaker 7 (21:53):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (21:54):
How much more?
Speaker 3 (21:58):
How much more? How much more do you have to go?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Yeah, faster?
Speaker 2 (22:04):
How much?
Speaker 3 (22:05):
How much more is left in the bottle?
Speaker 2 (22:06):
I got like a quarter left?
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (22:14):
Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Oh I can't get that high.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
The tube from the bottle. Show us the bottle. Yeah,
I'm putting over this bang.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
I'm playing break plug. He just popped his head up
through the opening of the tent. Man has hold up
the bottle so we can see how.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Much it's hard because it's connected.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
Well, you can just put off.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
You just pulled off.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Nice is a little bit more.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
This is not your first time you evacually in the studio.
You think you can make it to the bathroom?
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Can you like, can you pinch? I'm pinching? How does your.
Speaker 8 (22:57):
Stomach feel Yeah, you should feel.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Dizzy too that. Yeah, you alady stood up too fast.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
Too much exercise.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Like beer.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
If you think you can make it to smell that,
I think I can. Following into the bathroom, please put
your pants back on? Or do you need to turn around.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Because he if he uh, I'll follow me to the bathroom.
Speaker 8 (23:29):
You really?
Speaker 6 (23:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:30):
That was like I feel like I still shouldn't look.
Speaker 9 (23:33):
I mean, he's he's dressed dress go ahead.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
And zipped, but they're up. He's leaking.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
You just just clinch. He's doing the like the he's
doing like the penguin walking the bottom. He's like standing
in front of the door.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
He's walking like he just got off a horse.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Okay, So here what we're gonna do. Menace is going
to go evacuate.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
We're gonna take a break, reset, okay, and then Morgan,
you're gonna be next.
Speaker 6 (23:56):
God, that's a hard one to follow, right.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
So so what do you like now after you've seen it,
you've experienced it, do you think like you.
Speaker 8 (24:03):
Should be less nervous because that was shockingly fast? Yeah,
shockingly fast.
Speaker 6 (24:08):
He was ready to start.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
I mean that is an animal bottle. It's meant for that,
So I imagine like the pumps are probably pretty significant
amount of that will go.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
One pump, Like what if it feels good?
Speaker 3 (24:17):
This is lucky you.
Speaker 8 (24:19):
Then we get some real life morgasms. It's about four inches,
would you say, the little nozzle thingy.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
And it has to go all the way in or
just the tip.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
I don't know how Okay, the spray tip is just
that very top nodule.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
When it just came out of him.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Greg, you're.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
All right, So we're gonna take a break while Menace
is evacuating the beer from his backside, and then uh,
and then Morgan will go next.
Speaker 6 (24:44):
Let's go. I'm aready to get.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Patrick's tag chugging beers so traditional. Yeah, this is what
all the leprechauns do. More when he shows next time
on back back BA.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Do you go.
Speaker 10 (25:02):
All right?
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Mena says he feels.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Uh, a little weird, Yeah, somewhat what buzzed?
Speaker 5 (25:11):
Yeah, a little buzz a little numb in the lakes,
But again that could be if I feel like I
might need a rip one soon.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Yeah. Do you feel like you've released everything so far?
Speaker 10 (25:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (25:21):
Yeah, for sure, anything come out besides beer that you're
aware of, not that I know you didn't look at
the toilet.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
No, do your inside still feel cold? No?
Speaker 5 (25:32):
No, but yeah I feel a lot lighter inside.
Speaker 6 (25:39):
Wait, maybe I am actually leaking right now or anything.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
No, No, I'm good now, but on my way to
the bathroom from the hallway.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Definitely leaking.
Speaker 6 (25:47):
Yeah, okay, Well.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
All right, well Morgan is next up.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
It's Saint Patrick's day and we're doing some anal beer bongs.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Do you need some assistance?
Speaker 6 (25:57):
I'm gonna getting in there, is gonna point the mic
over there.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
Did you prelude the tip?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Yeah? Yeah, let me, but let me there's the loop.
All right, So they're living they're living it up. Alright.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
Do you wear shorts?
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Morgan?
Speaker 1 (26:20):
I have to.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
I don't have one.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
She got a spare, yeah, alright, alright, man, it's no
peeking over the thing there, okay, all.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Right, I spit in her mouth there? Alright.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Also there there's long ago their butt blong buddies.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Oh that's right, my buddies. All right, Well, all right, okay, alright.
Speaker 6 (26:40):
You guys want and I yes, I gotta be careful
because I got a string hanging down.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
To tell them it's more about this string, because yeah.
Speaker 6 (26:51):
Minute, so there's a string right now? Oh oh this
is how are you not screaming? And this is tight?
Really trying to get it in?
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Wait, you're not trying to put it the same hole
with the tampon?
Speaker 4 (27:02):
No, no, that wouldn't work.
Speaker 6 (27:03):
Okay, okay, yeah, I'm in.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
I mean they didn't feel comfortable.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
What he's coming over?
Speaker 6 (27:08):
Yeah, give it like a yeah, I've got my head
up like okay, she's in a school.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
I'm in.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
I'm in.
Speaker 6 (27:15):
I'm about to start pumping.
Speaker 7 (27:16):
Okay, Okay, did you hold it in while you pumped
or did it just stay in?
Speaker 5 (27:21):
Stay and stayed in yet? You go, okay, but this
is what I did. I eventually just started pumping really fast.
Speaker 10 (27:29):
Okay, you know, yeah, ready, first pumps going yeah, oh
oh you're right.
Speaker 6 (27:36):
It is kind of cold.
Speaker 4 (27:38):
Oh my god, is that my body temperature?
Speaker 6 (27:41):
Oh god, it feels like I'm at the doctor's office.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
Oh my, this has never happened that My doctors off
a lot of.
Speaker 6 (27:49):
It's such a weird sensation. It's not like, isn't feeling
that with beer? No, it's not.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Is this whole like but stuff a new thing for you? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (27:57):
I mean she did ask for the what he showed
butt she did, That's what I was asking.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
I don't know if she was like, you know, practicing
gaging up.
Speaker 6 (28:03):
But I feel like I'm gonna explode.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
You go faster? How much? How much beer is still?
Speaker 8 (28:08):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
You want to see how much beers in there? Still?
Some time? Feel moran beer?
Speaker 6 (28:21):
I don't hate it, though, Okay, I feel like I
need a fart right now. There's an oh god, it
might be coming out. I'm almost done, I'm almost done.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Faster, okay, faster, I make sure.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
You cam full.
Speaker 6 (28:37):
I think it's done.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Alright.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
I feel like i'm i I can.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Even take a dump the bathroom you pooh before the show?
Speaker 6 (28:49):
Like no, honestly, I have a diarrhea feelings.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
This is like crack, yeah, I assume.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
Can you do you think you can make it to
the bathroom or is now the place.
Speaker 6 (28:59):
I'm scared to get out and then go back there
to leave it in?
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Like?
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Should we?
Speaker 2 (29:03):
I wouldn't do that?
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Should we carry the pop up?
Speaker 2 (29:06):
You're gonna have to Okay?
Speaker 8 (29:07):
I can you get your pants and then.
Speaker 6 (29:11):
Oh my god, it's still in me? Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (29:14):
The beer? All right?
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Yeah, grats, thanks, so much.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Now she's gotta get her pants on.
Speaker 8 (29:22):
I'm good.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Okay, really she got she could candle that all day.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Okay, now, okay, got do jumping jacks. No, but she
could over the tarp.
Speaker 6 (29:32):
I guess I do feel like I need to take
a massive dump. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
I want you to go do that.
Speaker 6 (29:36):
Okay, all right, well we did it good.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
So the experiment work boat.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
This is fun recreating real.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Oh well, it's funny you say that because there is
a an old news report that I found where parents
are very alarmed.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Let me get this clip here.
Speaker 5 (29:54):
Yeah, snorting vodkas, snorting shots.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
Even more graphic anal beer bongs, and soaking tampons in vodka.
It's quicker absorption.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
It's it's it's hidden, and it's new.
Speaker 7 (30:08):
And for females, I mean, they're damaging their reproductive systems.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
But that's not all. If you think your kid is studying,
look a little closer at their highlighter. It too becomes
a pipe.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
I had one of those. Yeah, yeah, and it was
called the high high lighter.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Yeah okay, yeah, that's why somebody said, look up one
thousand ways to die vodkaz on the list that this
is just we had. I think the one that she
did was just the butt light.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Yeah, and then Menace did the heine kit, and I'm
going to try like old school through the mouth. Yeah,
let's try it to see it's different. I think I
prefer the butt Now, who am I?
Speaker 2 (30:49):
I am a body part.
Speaker 6 (30:50):
You can use me to fill your big crack.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
The ancient Egyptians thought I produced mucus.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Woody.
Speaker 6 (30:57):
After you get me up, you should tie me down.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
The Woody Show
Wooden Woody Show, and we are into another new hour
insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
It's Monday morning. It's Saint Patrick's Day, March.
Speaker 3 (00:11):
Seventeen, twenty twenty five.
Speaker 2 (00:15):
My name is Woody.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
That's great Goryo Menace.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Good morning, Good morning Woody.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
There's Gina Grant Hey there, good morning.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
See mass is here? Funnel in hand?
Speaker 1 (00:23):
Yeah, we got we got Sammy and Morgan's taking your calls.
Eight seven seven forty four, Woody. That's eight seven seven
forty four Wooding. You can hit us up with a
text over to two to nine eight seven this hour
for Saint Patrick's Day. We talked a little bit about
it in our meeting last week. And there's a couple
of people on the show that are going to attempt
(00:45):
to butt chug a beer.
Speaker 4 (00:47):
Very exciting.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
We have a big green pop up What is this?
What's it? What's it for? Privacy? What is this product?
Officially called?
Speaker 3 (00:54):
It's yeah outdoor privacy ten. Do you see these anywhere
like you'll have them in camp sites? YEA swing some
one person little pop actual pop up tent, actual thing
that actually pops up. Greg and use designed to have
put a portable toilet in and you can pooh or
a shower if you wanted to, like a changing room
or changing room. Yeah, but designed like a pop up
(01:15):
tent just unfolds. Yeah maybe then we also have some
other supplies over here.
Speaker 5 (01:22):
I'll be completely honest. I totally forgot we were doing
this until I walked in and the tent was in here.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Are you serious?
Speaker 5 (01:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:28):
I was like, oh crap, I.
Speaker 5 (01:29):
Don't even have like a change of underwear. I might like, uh,
you don't have commando? Yeah, I might just do. I
don't know why you'd be wearing underwear while you're butchering
first splashback or later. Yeah, yeah, you're gonna get yea
beer and other things maybe on you, I.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
Think you should.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
You're gonna have to take everything on the bottom off then.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Yes, yeah, yeah, no, no, I'm not afraid of that.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
But like then put pants back on to make it
back to the bathroom so you can expel the rest
of it, right.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
See, that's I'm not afraid of, like spilling it on myself.
As I'm taking it in, I'm just saying, like, the.
Speaker 2 (02:03):
Do we still have any of the adult diapers?
Speaker 6 (02:05):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (02:06):
No, one brought those in? Actually, they'd be perfect.
Speaker 2 (02:08):
Left.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
I brought like a whole package of them too. I
don't know what happened given away. Yeah, otherwise they sit
in the office for five years.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
I hated those things anyway. Well, I mean it'd be
handy for something like this. Nobody wants an adult diaper
just to have it, right, one I want to tell
me actually need them.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
I'll push through.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
It just goes to show man. You put anything out
on a random table at a radio station, it's gone.
It could be an adult diaper, it could be weak
old food. They'll take it, yeah, they'll they'll take it anyway. So,
but chugging a beer one thing I don't see over
on the table. I see butt light, and I see
he can and I see a couple of the you know, enemas,
(02:55):
and what are you looking for? There's gotta be.
Speaker 3 (02:57):
Some kind of lube, right, I mean, just just saw
that last night. I thought, well, you know what, Obviously
Greg can spit on it, but I.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
Have I do have some hand lotions. Okay, nice, perfect,
I got that all right, that'll help. Yeah, because you
don't want that dry nose nor might be a tough push.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I didn't even think about that.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
Well, anything that's going to go in your butt, I
would assume.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, I mean that's kind of just I.
Speaker 3 (03:20):
Thought about that. The actual beer bong is that that's.
Speaker 7 (03:24):
A nozzle or something to kind of like control it.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
That's girth make it easier.
Speaker 5 (03:31):
It's called just relaxing and taking it in. But that's
the girth of a weak penis. I mean, anybody's had
a beer bong, we'll know it's a good inch PV safe.
Speaker 2 (03:41):
Yeah, but it's not tapered on the end. It's just
never are right.
Speaker 1 (03:44):
I'm saying, like just getting something in your butt would
be a little a little bit of a challenge, right.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
Just do it?
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Can you carve it more anatomically? I could? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (03:55):
All right, so we're gonna do an abbreviated version of
weekend cheers and jeers that we have a need for
more time when it comes to butt chugging beers here
on a Saint Patrick's day.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
All right, who wants to start a weekend cheers and jeers?
Speaker 3 (04:10):
I'll go ahead, I'll start.
Speaker 8 (04:12):
Well, here you go, not a revelation, but cheers to
tie food. My god, I had tie food this weekend
at effing rules. I had drunken noodles with the fish.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
Oh god, it was good.
Speaker 8 (04:23):
It's not greasy, it's the perfect amount. Is so damn good.
I just worship it. I hate to say this, and
it pains me to give jeers to comedian John mulaney,
who I wh far, but the second round of his
Everybody's Live Netflix show not living up to the first
time around.
Speaker 2 (04:41):
The first team.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Around, he was paying pretty hard for just being like
nonsensical and didn't go anywhere.
Speaker 8 (04:45):
I loved it. Everybody's in La. This one is now
called Everybody's Live. Not hitting the mark. The guests sucked
on episode one. The topic sucked. The topic was loaning
money to friends. It wasn't It just didn't.
Speaker 4 (04:57):
Work, didn't get off the ground.
Speaker 8 (04:58):
Capture that magic of the first time around. It's better
when he just riffs and is weird and silly and
talks to Richard Kind once he gets the guests on downhill.
Speaker 3 (05:07):
Hey I'm John Malaney.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
Yeah it was great though. I loved it, but uh,
second time around not great. Jinagrad weekend cheers and jeers.
Speaker 9 (05:15):
I'll start with my jeers just so I don't end
on the biggest bum out ever. But yesterday was the
fourth anniversary of my dad's death, and so he's just
kind of a bum out day.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
But I couldn't focus.
Speaker 9 (05:26):
On that because I had to focus on my husband
running his thirteenth marathon. But I'm proud of him. I
begged him not to go to basketball afterwards. He didn't
listen to me. He went to basketball.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Vaughn.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
I haven't seen him now, What's what's the point of
going to basketball after running a marathon?
Speaker 9 (05:40):
Because he he's like super into like commitment, which I
guess is good for me. He like committed to going
to the game. So he went, but I was sleep
by the time he got back. But yeah, cheers to
his thirteenth marathon.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
He's pretty appropriate.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
One of these guys I just decides to go ahead. Now, mean,
I'm gonna run a marathon this weekend. We worked for
a guy, remember our program director, Dave.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
Oh yeah, yeah, it was a marathon addict.
Speaker 3 (06:05):
You would talk to Dave like on a Wednesday and
I go, hy Man, so what's going on?
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Yeah, just digging out? He would always say he's digging out. Yeah,
and he goes, but what are you doing this weekend?
I go, I don't know, what about you? He goes, oh,
I'm thinking about going to Portland and running the marathon
this weekend. I'm like, what on a whim on? And
he would do that all the time. He would travel
like different cities all over the country just to run
a marathon for the weekend. Like, yeah, you might think
I would go run a marathon this weekend. I did
(06:29):
send Gina a video of this guy and I'm not
sure where this happened, but this guy ran on a
treadmill for twenty four hours straight. Anyway, twenty four hours straight. Yeah,
I'll I'll post a video on our Instagram story.
Speaker 3 (06:45):
Yeah, these like ultra marathons are very trendy these days.
Twenty four hours straight. And it wasn't It wasn't a
real walking place. I mean it's it's a light jog,
but still for twenty four hours straight.
Speaker 4 (06:57):
You need to get both his knees replaced.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
So I uh right. I texted Gina and her husband yesterday. Yeah,
I said, awe, Andy, did you want a whittle malifon?
Speaker 4 (07:07):
And he was still running when he were with.
Speaker 2 (07:11):
The video. Does it just not face him? Is he
a health nut? Is he no?
Speaker 9 (07:16):
He ate an entire large stuff crust pizza Hut pizza
afterwards and like eighteen breadsticks.
Speaker 3 (07:22):
He's not a health nut running. Oh did you get
his respras?
Speaker 2 (07:28):
No, I'm uh, I'm posting.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
It on he said.
Speaker 9 (07:31):
He replied back to what, I'm on my last mile now,
I'm running from my gay thoughts.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Yep, all right.
Speaker 1 (07:37):
I posted to our wood you show story on Instagram.
You got to see this guy. It's crazy twenty four
hours straight.
Speaker 8 (07:44):
I worked with a dude who was a hardcore drinker
and smoker. He quit both those things and then ran
one marathon a week for a year.
Speaker 6 (07:51):
Oh that week.
Speaker 4 (07:52):
Yeah, thank you marathon ye correct, Damn no, that's insane.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
Thank you weekend cheers and jeers.
Speaker 5 (07:58):
Well, I just want to say thank you to the
city of Dallas because the Saint Patrick's Day Parade and
being part of.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
That was so much fun. Yeah. I love the tortilla throwing.
I would love the marshmallow throwing.
Speaker 1 (08:11):
I would love to know more about the the origin
of that I did. Yeah, I've been asking everybody and
nobody had a real clear answer. The Native people who
have been there forever had.
Speaker 5 (08:20):
Well, I did some research on it, and it's a
group of women that calls themselves the queens who like
dress up for Saint Patrick's Day, and they were apparently
the ones that started it.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
Okay, so on the foot and before the parade started,
Meds and I were told, hey, just be ready, people
throw jello shots at you, tortillas and marshmallows.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
And then I was asking, okay, well you know tortillas,
not you know, marshmallows either, but like jello shots. I understood, sure,
where did this come from? And the only thing I
ever got was, well, you know, because people aren't allowed
to throw things that are like heavy or cause damage.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
Yeah yeah, so they you know.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
Throw tortilla like a frisbee.
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Yeah yeah, true, huh yeah. But it was just it
was fun. I'd love to do it again.
Speaker 5 (09:03):
And then my my jeers was the flight that I
was on got booked through a travel agent and I
wanted to hop on another flight and they go, oh,
you you can't change the flight. You have to talk
to the travel agent to do that.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
Because the radio station booked.
Speaker 5 (09:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
I'm like, are you serious.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
And companies that I know, the company that if you
book company travel they go through I think it's like
American Express something corporate travel yeah.
Speaker 5 (09:28):
Yeah, and then you know it's the weekend. I'm like, oh,
I'm gonna I only have like thirty minutes to try
to make this change. Yeah, So I ended up my
flight got canceled because I was trying to change it.
So then I ended up having to like pay out
of pocket just to get my original flight.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
So now I have been spent over six hours at
the airport.
Speaker 5 (09:45):
Yeah, that's a good thing that I want to bring
up actually real quick to listeners. The American Airlines lounge.
Is it worth joining? Is it good or not good?
Speaker 2 (09:56):
I don't know. I've never been inside of it.
Speaker 5 (09:58):
I've you know, I've gone to a lot of airports
lately where that's the only lounge that's available.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
So I want to.
Speaker 5 (10:05):
Know, Like you can straight up just buy a membership, yeah,
for the year, or you can apply for their credit
card which still has an annual feed, but you you
kind of save money doing it that way.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
It's hit or miss, Yeah, yeah, good or not good?
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Hit or miss.
Speaker 3 (10:19):
It depends on the airport. Some of them are small, huh,
does that mean it's great or not great?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Though?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
It depends on which one you're at, Like, some of
them are great, other ones are very mediocre.
Speaker 5 (10:29):
Well, because we have American Express, I do use those lounges,
and I think the worst one in America is Oakland, California,
big surprise, no kidding. But the other ONOYT, the other
ones are kick ass. So maybe I don't know. There's
airport here and there.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
That's so if you had a big long stay at
an airport, you know, a big layover a lot of airlines,
you were able to do like a fifty dollars seventy
dollars whatever day pass.
Speaker 10 (10:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (10:51):
I couldn't do that because it was just too busy.
They said, we don't have any day passes.
Speaker 10 (10:56):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:56):
Well, there was another place at DFW Airport where it
was called like minute suits, where you can book it
by you know, like a block of you know, fifteen minutes,
half hour hour, you know, or increments there for there forward.
But I just saw the picture on the outside look
kind of cool as someone who stayed actually there in DFW. Yeah,
(11:17):
it's it's fine.
Speaker 3 (11:18):
It's you know.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
I did like I needed like a quiet place to
do an interview or something, but that was it.
Speaker 3 (11:21):
It was your room. If you if you really if
you have to nap, that's about it. But it's not
like loungey, like luxury, right, a.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
Quiet place to yourself.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
You said there was like a you know, double bed,
you know, hollows, blankets, you know, couch.
Speaker 5 (11:35):
But sometimes you get stuck in a tournamile terminal where
it's only the American Airlines lounge. And I just want
to know if it's worth it.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Yeah, weekend cheers and cheers anybody else good?
Speaker 7 (11:48):
Well, I want to give my cheers.
Speaker 5 (11:53):
Two.
Speaker 7 (11:54):
I mean, this is so random, but I'll just say
Oscar Shindler because I watched Schindler Slitter what not like
the HOLOCAUSTA or anything.
Speaker 10 (12:06):
I mean, obviously he saved the people, saved them.
Speaker 3 (12:10):
I think in this Rea just found out about it.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Well, no, we watched it.
Speaker 7 (12:14):
In high school, but I missed a few days, so
I only ever saw the beginning and just never saw
the movie.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
Fun weekend whole thing.
Speaker 2 (12:24):
You're watching snuff films. Little shout out Oscar.
Speaker 7 (12:28):
Well, this is what I found interesting about Resilient murder video.
And we can all agree that Oscar Schindler great person,
I think, so right, great guy, which is weird because
he's known to cheat on his wife.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Oh weird.
Speaker 7 (12:42):
How you can be a great person and still cheating
on your wife's very weird.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Well that's the thing about it.
Speaker 5 (12:48):
That's the thing about Gandhi too, Like he was hanging
out with all these young.
Speaker 3 (12:51):
Chicks allegedly Martin Luther not allegedly, and okay, for sure
she did not his wife and talk to jose Williams
about it. Bore done.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
MLK loved the strange. Yeah, loved it almost as much
as equality, almost almost not quite as much.
Speaker 7 (13:09):
And my jeers is to accidentally liking a girl's photo
who I hadn't seen since high school, like deep into
her Instagram page. No, because you know how pops up
like people you may know, And I just clicked on
it and I for sure was never going to follow her,
but she wasn't private. So I'm just scrolling through looking
at stuff and I haven't seen this girl in twenty
(13:30):
years and I liked a photo deep into her Instagram
and I was mortified.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Why you didn't have to like it? Right?
Speaker 3 (13:36):
No, it was an accident.
Speaker 7 (13:38):
I touched it on accident, like it No, No, and
then I and then I unliked it.
Speaker 10 (13:42):
But I'm sure, Yeah, what a weekend? All right, Well,
we're going to take a quick break shindler and accidentally
liking a photo.
Speaker 7 (13:57):
Wow, I'm glad I participated.
Speaker 2 (14:02):
Weekend.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
Yeah, it's crazy. Take it easy, Sammy. All right, we're
gonna take a break and then we're gonna butt chug
a beer.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
N do it.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
Menace and Morgan will be the butt chuggers. Morgan, any
thoughts before before we get to the butt chugging.
Speaker 6 (14:18):
No, I'm just glad you guys have lube, all.
Speaker 3 (14:20):
Right, Yeah, well it does make it easier, Yeah, I should.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
All right, So for Saint Patrick's Day, we're butt chugging
a beer.
Speaker 3 (14:30):
The Woody Show.
Speaker 1 (14:32):
Someone the text says butt chug an Irish carbomby pussies.
Oh yeah, can you imagine that? Well, Greg, you were
telling a story about just the guy that we all know.
Speaker 8 (14:43):
We all know him back when he was married. They
invited me over for dinner. I arrived and they said
that I'm not gonna say his name. He was in
a lot of pain because he had just butt chugged
vodka that was delivered via mouth.
Speaker 4 (15:02):
So like that's what the spitball. Essentially to use the
old Kevin Smith.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Term, yeah, yeah, yeah, and apparently insanely.
Speaker 3 (15:10):
Yeah, just part of alcohol.
Speaker 4 (15:11):
Yeah, that's like, that's like Neil balls remover ghasoline.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
And that's not really a butt shog as much as
are Yeah, it was more like a transfer, like a deposit,
like a blow dart. I guess. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
Yeah, I'll be honest with you. I was kind of.
Speaker 1 (15:23):
Surprised when we were having our little planning meeting and
somebody said, you know, we should do the old artist tradition,
we should butt chug of beer. Yeah, And I'm like,
who's going to do that, And of course like like, I.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Don't do it. Yeah, I don't. I don't care.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
And then Morgan was like, oh yeah, because she's always down.
Speaker 6 (15:41):
Yeah, I didn't get to in college.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Is that what everybody does in college?
Speaker 6 (15:45):
It seems like it.
Speaker 3 (15:46):
I'm surprised we never did it in college. Yeah, I'm
very I'm shocked because that's what we were in college
in the heyday of Jackass, and they did this on
Jackass too, I want to believe. Yeah, Mistevo before he
got sober, and yeah, with beer, though, there's no known
pain besides any entry in mishaps mostly water.
Speaker 9 (16:02):
I mean, well it's carbonated though, does that mean anything?
It means you float oh great, lifting drink from Yeah,
or like.
Speaker 3 (16:09):
Pouring a hydrogen peroxide on a on a wound, three
hydrogen peroxide, you throw it up. So yeah, by the way,
I just learned recently, you're not supposed to put hydrogen
peroxide on a cut. Oh yeah, it does more damage
than good kills the good bacteria.
Speaker 8 (16:24):
Apparently I did not know that. Yeah, you knew, don't
don't do it. The fizzing action was good, That's.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
What I thought too.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
And they also said, don't don't put neosporin on it.
So water, Yeah, cover it, and then that's it. I
forget the reason for the neosporin.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
This.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
This doctor was like going on and on about a
couple of things you don't do. No hydrogen, hydrogen peroxide,
no neosporn.
Speaker 3 (16:49):
I would have to do with like general people being
kind of untrained and not knowing what they're doing, and
that you can probably you could probably put more garbage
in there than you can just get out with clean water.
Speaker 5 (16:57):
What about putting hydrogen peroxide in your ears is I
don't know. I have no idea that a lot when
I was a kid.
Speaker 6 (17:04):
To clean them. Yeah, I've heard you're not even supposed
to clean your ears. Yeah, you're not supposed to.
Speaker 4 (17:08):
Jam anything in your ears.
Speaker 1 (17:09):
Oh well like cute tips and stuff though, right, but
you can you can irrigate them.
Speaker 4 (17:13):
Well, I've done it, like at the doctor's obviou.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
Isn't that where all the crap comes out like this
big like black booger looking at.
Speaker 9 (17:18):
It like super fun when the doctor does it with
like the squirt guy.
Speaker 1 (17:22):
Anyway, back to yeah, before we get on too long
of a tangent. Wrong, Yeah, all right, so, uh this
is gonna work. I'll best we're gonna go into the tent.
Speaker 3 (17:30):
So yeah, I've got We've got pump enemas so because
we can't really don't. We don't have the space in
the studio to get someone laid down with their legs
over their head and still talk to them and all
that stuff. We have pump enemas so. What they are
they're they're what they sound like is it's a little
pump where you you can put your fingers on the
top and like like you're the soap, like your soap
dispensing exactly. But there's a tube with a made for
her pleasure ribbed entry uh wand.
Speaker 6 (17:55):
Yeah, okay, it's smaller than I was expecting.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
That's what she said.
Speaker 2 (17:58):
Yeah, that's so I would.
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Say, vaciline that up and you can either take your
bottoms off or you can just thread it up through
a hole in your shorts and uh get the And
there's about twelve ounces in each of those. We'll see
how far of that one full beer you can pump
into your area. How does it and when does it
come out exactly? Okay, so it comes out already pre
pumped at their test and it comes out in the
end of that tip in one little thing out front.
(18:21):
And then no, no, no, how does it come out
of the person? There's a but there's a lined tub
inside the privacy container.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
I'll take a look at there.
Speaker 6 (18:30):
Immediately come out though, like I pumped in.
Speaker 3 (18:33):
Much like an enema, right up to you and your
If you think the bucket in there, if you've had
an enema, you.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
Can, I have you they can.
Speaker 3 (18:43):
You can hold it into a certain extent and at
a certain point they just there. You're there's so much
stuff in there, it's you gotta go.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
I remember what I had.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
I guess we're gonna find out. Let's do some beers
with our friends. Who's gonna go first.
Speaker 6 (18:58):
I think minutes ago, La, are you gonna.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Nude out in there? Like?
Speaker 4 (19:04):
Yeah, he wore jeans, which was a mistake.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
I know.
Speaker 2 (19:07):
I told you I forgot that this was happening.
Speaker 1 (19:09):
All right now, well, manace is getting ready in there.
There's a couple of turn up stories I can share
with you.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Do we have the mic.
Speaker 4 (19:17):
Into the thing? Maybe come over here?
Speaker 6 (19:20):
Come on in this little pop up pod.
Speaker 4 (19:25):
You never forget the rings got his supplies?
Speaker 2 (19:28):
How do you get in there?
Speaker 3 (19:29):
There's like a flap flap in the back up in
the back. We have a talking flap up front.
Speaker 7 (19:34):
Oh, this thing is moving like crazy.
Speaker 5 (19:39):
Yeah, all right, all right, here we go.
Speaker 3 (19:41):
That's gonna drop trout while he's doing that.
Speaker 2 (19:45):
There's a guy the news.
Speaker 1 (19:47):
He went to this wedding and people took his keys
to keep him from driving drunk. And this is about
one forty five in the morning. He wasn't happy about it.
He started a fight. The cops are called. They arrested
him for breach of peace, but instead of taking him
a they were cool and drove him home.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
So old time. Yeah, like my father in law tells
me stories about that.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
They would ask, well, where are you going and then
just give it follow us and they would escort you.
You're in no condition to drive, son, But instead of
just passing out like you should have, he called an uber,
went back to where the wedding was to get his
car and drove drunk anyway.
Speaker 4 (20:22):
Oh cool guy, he learned.
Speaker 8 (20:23):
He learned.
Speaker 1 (20:24):
He sped by a police station going seventy six into thirty.
Speaker 3 (20:27):
This time he threw him in jail to sober. Uh god,
he's idiot.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
He's facing drunk driving charges and he lost his license
for at least three months.
Speaker 8 (20:35):
He was lucky to get that chance, and then he
blew it. Yeah, all right, how's it going in there?
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Menace?
Speaker 6 (20:43):
Oh he's ready.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
You're ready, So lower the mic down to outside the.
Speaker 4 (20:48):
Yeah, get it on in there.
Speaker 2 (20:49):
You're down down right here? Can you hear me?
Speaker 4 (20:52):
Yeah, we hear no.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Hey, it's better than what we had. Okay, I didn't
see it. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (20:57):
Oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:59):
Okay, just walk because we can'tsitioned. Okay, now just walk
us through what you're doing. Yeah, so I'm inserted.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
Oh it's already.
Speaker 5 (21:07):
Yeah, I'm ready to pump all right, and I'm I'm
sitting over the garbage can.
Speaker 3 (21:13):
Okay, should he clench his sphincter? Sea bass? When he's
here and I'm squirting inside?
Speaker 1 (21:21):
Oh yeah, what does it feel like?
Speaker 2 (21:24):
It feels cold temperature?
Speaker 3 (21:30):
Alright, alright, God, now, which which beer is mis using?
Sea Bass?
Speaker 5 (21:37):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:39):
He feels like a hose is going up my butt?
It is.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
Yeah, I'm doing mad pumps.
Speaker 5 (21:44):
I thought I'm supposed to drink it all.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
I'm drinking.
Speaker 4 (21:51):
That's that's an all right?
Speaker 7 (21:53):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (21:54):
How much more?
Speaker 3 (21:58):
How much more? How much more do you have to go?
Speaker 2 (22:00):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (22:00):
Yeah, faster?
Speaker 2 (22:04):
How much?
Speaker 3 (22:05):
How much more is left in the bottle?
Speaker 2 (22:06):
I got like a quarter left?
Speaker 3 (22:08):
Okay?
Speaker 4 (22:14):
Oh my god?
Speaker 3 (22:15):
Oh I can't get that high.
Speaker 4 (22:21):
The tube from the bottle. Show us the bottle. Yeah,
I'm putting over this bang.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
I'm playing break plug. He just popped his head up
through the opening of the tent. Man has hold up
the bottle so we can see how.
Speaker 2 (22:35):
Much it's hard because it's connected.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
Well, you can just put off.
Speaker 3 (22:38):
You just pulled off.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Nice is a little bit more.
Speaker 4 (22:50):
This is not your first time you evacually in the studio.
You think you can make it to the bathroom?
Speaker 2 (22:53):
Can you like, can you pinch? I'm pinching? How does your.
Speaker 8 (22:57):
Stomach feel Yeah, you should feel.
Speaker 2 (23:03):
Dizzy too that. Yeah, you alady stood up too fast.
Speaker 4 (23:08):
Too much exercise.
Speaker 2 (23:13):
Like beer.
Speaker 1 (23:13):
If you think you can make it to smell that,
I think I can. Following into the bathroom, please put
your pants back on? Or do you need to turn around.
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Because he if he uh, I'll follow me to the bathroom.
Speaker 8 (23:29):
You really?
Speaker 6 (23:30):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (23:30):
That was like I feel like I still shouldn't look.
Speaker 9 (23:33):
I mean, he's he's dressed dress go ahead.
Speaker 4 (23:36):
And zipped, but they're up. He's leaking.
Speaker 1 (23:39):
You just just clinch. He's doing the like the he's
doing like the penguin walking the bottom. He's like standing
in front of the door.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
He's walking like he just got off a horse.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Okay, So here what we're gonna do. Menace is going
to go evacuate.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
We're gonna take a break, reset, okay, and then Morgan,
you're gonna be next.
Speaker 6 (23:56):
God, that's a hard one to follow, right.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
So so what do you like now after you've seen it,
you've experienced it, do you think like you.
Speaker 8 (24:03):
Should be less nervous because that was shockingly fast? Yeah,
shockingly fast.
Speaker 6 (24:08):
He was ready to start.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
I mean that is an animal bottle. It's meant for that,
So I imagine like the pumps are probably pretty significant
amount of that will go.
Speaker 4 (24:15):
One pump, Like what if it feels good?
Speaker 3 (24:17):
This is lucky you.
Speaker 8 (24:19):
Then we get some real life morgasms. It's about four inches,
would you say, the little nozzle thingy.
Speaker 6 (24:23):
And it has to go all the way in or
just the tip.
Speaker 3 (24:25):
I don't know how Okay, the spray tip is just
that very top nodule.
Speaker 4 (24:32):
When it just came out of him.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Greg, you're.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
All right, So we're gonna take a break while Menace
is evacuating the beer from his backside, and then uh,
and then Morgan will go next.
Speaker 6 (24:44):
Let's go. I'm aready to get.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
Patrick's tag chugging beers so traditional. Yeah, this is what
all the leprechauns do. More when he shows next time
on back back BA.
Speaker 3 (25:00):
Do you go.
Speaker 10 (25:02):
All right?
Speaker 2 (25:04):
Mena says he feels.
Speaker 1 (25:05):
Uh, a little weird, Yeah, somewhat what buzzed?
Speaker 5 (25:11):
Yeah, a little buzz a little numb in the lakes,
But again that could be if I feel like I
might need a rip one soon.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
Yeah. Do you feel like you've released everything so far?
Speaker 10 (25:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (25:21):
Yeah, for sure, anything come out besides beer that you're
aware of, not that I know you didn't look at
the toilet.
Speaker 2 (25:29):
No, do your inside still feel cold? No?
Speaker 5 (25:32):
No, but yeah I feel a lot lighter inside.
Speaker 6 (25:39):
Wait, maybe I am actually leaking right now or anything.
Speaker 5 (25:42):
No, No, I'm good now, but on my way to
the bathroom from the hallway.
Speaker 2 (25:45):
Definitely leaking.
Speaker 6 (25:47):
Yeah, okay, Well.
Speaker 2 (25:48):
All right, well Morgan is next up.
Speaker 1 (25:50):
It's Saint Patrick's day and we're doing some anal beer bongs.
Speaker 3 (25:55):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:55):
Do you need some assistance?
Speaker 6 (25:57):
I'm gonna getting in there, is gonna point the mic
over there.
Speaker 4 (26:01):
Did you prelude the tip?
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Yeah? Yeah, let me, but let me there's the loop.
All right, So they're living they're living it up. Alright.
Speaker 4 (26:19):
Do you wear shorts?
Speaker 2 (26:20):
Morgan?
Speaker 1 (26:20):
I have to.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
I don't have one.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
She got a spare, yeah, alright, alright, man, it's no
peeking over the thing there, okay, all.
Speaker 2 (26:28):
Right, I spit in her mouth there? Alright.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Also there there's long ago their butt blong buddies.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Oh that's right, my buddies. All right, Well, all right, okay, alright.
Speaker 6 (26:40):
You guys want and I yes, I gotta be careful
because I got a string hanging down.
Speaker 4 (26:45):
To tell them it's more about this string, because yeah.
Speaker 6 (26:51):
Minute, so there's a string right now? Oh oh this
is how are you not screaming? And this is tight?
Really trying to get it in?
Speaker 2 (27:00):
Wait, you're not trying to put it the same hole
with the tampon?
Speaker 4 (27:02):
No, no, that wouldn't work.
Speaker 6 (27:03):
Okay, okay, yeah, I'm in.
Speaker 2 (27:05):
I mean they didn't feel comfortable.
Speaker 4 (27:07):
What he's coming over?
Speaker 6 (27:08):
Yeah, give it like a yeah, I've got my head
up like okay, she's in a school.
Speaker 4 (27:14):
I'm in.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
I'm in.
Speaker 6 (27:15):
I'm about to start pumping.
Speaker 7 (27:16):
Okay, Okay, did you hold it in while you pumped
or did it just stay in?
Speaker 5 (27:21):
Stay and stayed in yet? You go, okay, but this
is what I did. I eventually just started pumping really fast.
Speaker 10 (27:29):
Okay, you know, yeah, ready, first pumps going yeah, oh
oh you're right.
Speaker 6 (27:36):
It is kind of cold.
Speaker 4 (27:38):
Oh my god, is that my body temperature?
Speaker 6 (27:41):
Oh god, it feels like I'm at the doctor's office.
Speaker 4 (27:44):
Oh my, this has never happened that My doctors off
a lot of.
Speaker 6 (27:49):
It's such a weird sensation. It's not like, isn't feeling
that with beer? No, it's not.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Is this whole like but stuff a new thing for you? Yeah?
Speaker 9 (27:57):
I mean she did ask for the what he showed
butt she did, That's what I was asking.
Speaker 3 (28:00):
I don't know if she was like, you know, practicing
gaging up.
Speaker 6 (28:03):
But I feel like I'm gonna explode.
Speaker 2 (28:05):
You go faster? How much? How much beer is still?
Speaker 8 (28:08):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (28:08):
You want to see how much beers in there? Still?
Some time? Feel moran beer?
Speaker 6 (28:21):
I don't hate it, though, Okay, I feel like I
need a fart right now. There's an oh god, it
might be coming out. I'm almost done, I'm almost done.
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Faster, okay, faster, I make sure.
Speaker 3 (28:36):
You cam full.
Speaker 6 (28:37):
I think it's done.
Speaker 2 (28:38):
Alright.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
I feel like i'm i I can.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
Even take a dump the bathroom you pooh before the show?
Speaker 6 (28:49):
Like no, honestly, I have a diarrhea feelings.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
This is like crack, yeah, I assume.
Speaker 4 (28:56):
Can you do you think you can make it to
the bathroom or is now the place.
Speaker 6 (28:59):
I'm scared to get out and then go back there
to leave it in?
Speaker 1 (29:02):
Like?
Speaker 3 (29:02):
Should we?
Speaker 2 (29:03):
I wouldn't do that?
Speaker 3 (29:04):
Should we carry the pop up?
Speaker 2 (29:06):
You're gonna have to Okay?
Speaker 8 (29:07):
I can you get your pants and then.
Speaker 6 (29:11):
Oh my god, it's still in me? Oh my god?
Speaker 2 (29:14):
The beer? All right?
Speaker 3 (29:17):
Yeah, grats, thanks, so much.
Speaker 2 (29:19):
Now she's gotta get her pants on.
Speaker 8 (29:22):
I'm good.
Speaker 3 (29:23):
Okay, really she got she could candle that all day.
Speaker 1 (29:26):
Okay, now, okay, got do jumping jacks. No, but she
could over the tarp.
Speaker 6 (29:32):
I guess I do feel like I need to take
a massive dump. I'm not gonna lie.
Speaker 2 (29:35):
I want you to go do that.
Speaker 6 (29:36):
Okay, all right, well we did it good.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
So the experiment work boat.
Speaker 3 (29:43):
This is fun recreating real.
Speaker 1 (29:45):
Oh well, it's funny you say that because there is
a an old news report that I found where parents
are very alarmed.
Speaker 2 (29:51):
Let me get this clip here.
Speaker 5 (29:54):
Yeah, snorting vodkas, snorting shots.
Speaker 3 (29:58):
Even more graphic anal beer bongs, and soaking tampons in vodka.
It's quicker absorption.
Speaker 4 (30:04):
It's it's it's hidden, and it's new.
Speaker 7 (30:08):
And for females, I mean, they're damaging their reproductive systems.
Speaker 3 (30:12):
But that's not all. If you think your kid is studying,
look a little closer at their highlighter. It too becomes
a pipe.
Speaker 4 (30:20):
I had one of those. Yeah, yeah, and it was
called the high high lighter.
Speaker 1 (30:24):
Yeah okay, yeah, that's why somebody said, look up one
thousand ways to die vodkaz on the list that this
is just we had. I think the one that she
did was just the butt light.
Speaker 3 (30:34):
Yeah, and then Menace did the heine kit, and I'm
going to try like old school through the mouth. Yeah,
let's try it to see it's different. I think I
prefer the butt Now, who am I?
Speaker 2 (30:49):
I am a body part.
Speaker 6 (30:50):
You can use me to fill your big crack.
Speaker 3 (30:53):
The ancient Egyptians thought I produced mucus.
Speaker 2 (30:56):
Woody.
Speaker 6 (30:57):
After you get me up, you should tie me down.
Speaker 3 (31:00):
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