HIGHLIGHT POD 30 MINS: The Woody Show October 30th 2025 Podcast

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Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's a dude.

Speaker 2 (00:03):
To the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 3 (00:06):
Listener discretion is advised.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
The Woody Shows.

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The Woody Show Insensitivity.

Speaker 3 (00:27):
Training Class is now in session.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody. All right, today is Thursday. It's
October thirtieth, twenty twenty five. Hello, welcome to My name is
what of? That is Greg Gory? Hi Woody. We got Menace,
Gina Grad Merchant. We just turned all the limbs out.
There's a Gina Grad, Sea Basses here. You've got Sammy

(01:05):
Morgan is here. She's our associate producer. Von our video producer,
is here. We've got Bored. We've got Benji in the
Woody Show production department. Thank you for being here. And man,
we're gonna have some fun today. We've got some good
stuff lined up for you. We are going to announce
the top two vote getters for the fly to Dubai promotion.
But I'm really looking forward to talking to Rich on tech.

(01:26):
I feel like there's a lot of cool stuff to
cover with him. Yeah, so we'll be talking to him
our official tech reporter. You also got Sea Bass and
this week in audio coming up for you today, turning
news headlines and all the other stuff. Like entertainment stuff.
Birthday is Morner Birthday. All on the way this morning
here on the Woody Show. It is a throwback Thursday.
And I saw something about a new Doctor Seuss book.

(01:51):
Now menace. I know it's a book, but it's Doctor
susy because yeah, he died. Yeah, got it. Yeah, So
it's expected to be really in June, just in time
for the United States two hundred and fiftieth birthday. It's
called sing the fifty United States. Gonna help teach kids
the names of each state with some help from the
Cat and the Hat. Now, this was written by Doctor SEUs,

(02:13):
obviously before he died, but it was discovered in the archives. Well,
I guess that's fair because maybe it's like an AI
or like the Doctor Zeus, the state allowed something to
I guess we have to think about that now.

Speaker 5 (02:26):
But depending on what year he wrote it, are all
the states going to be represented and updated?

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Well, he didn't died, He died died a Civil war. Yeah. Yeah.
So the CEO of Doctor SEUs Enterprises said that finding
the manuscript from Doctor Zeus is like finding a time
capsule of his imagination.

Speaker 6 (02:45):
Define Okay, hell, if you had his archives and just
no one looked at this one.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
Yeah, like what archives?

Speaker 5 (02:55):
And excuse me, Alaska Hawaii didn't become states till nineteen
fifty nine. Thank you, you died in what I have no idea.

Speaker 2 (03:01):
I didn't realize he died in the fifties.

Speaker 5 (03:02):
I have no idea I.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
Died in nineteen ninety one. Yeah, exactly, Okay, yeah, Toms, Yeah,
I'm sorry for asking questions others smart questions.

Speaker 5 (03:14):
There's not smart questions.

Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah, I mean, I mean the Doctor Shue stuff is
always so weird, but even as you know, I loved it.

Speaker 7 (03:21):
That totally cartoons, Yeah, the cartoons, like the nighttime versions
of the cartoon.

Speaker 2 (03:28):
Did we have Menacerita Doctor Who's book? At one point? Yeah?
Yeah yeah, I was still sitting over there.

Speaker 5 (03:33):
I'd like to hear that.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
Yeah, yeah, I don't think the book collection. Yeah, I
gave it a random It was like, yeah, oh the
places you go hop on pop like that who's the
other person I'm thinking about? Like old timy oh shell
silver scene like the giving Tree? Yeah, and that was
a sad ass book. Yeah yeah, that tree just kept

(03:55):
getting chopped and cut and boundaries and the tree. I honestly,
I do get them just a stump. I have nothing
more to give a little boy.

Speaker 8 (04:04):
Whatever was sad? Yeah, I just wanted to say, oh,
I give those as gifts. Every time I go to
a kid's birthday, I give that book.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
What the giving tree? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (04:14):
Sad?

Speaker 2 (04:14):
Yeah, yeah it's good. That's a good life. I'm saying,
you're given the book is kind of ironic. It's on
top of like something else. Yeah, all right, let's play
around of the Woodie Show original trademark copyright a game
Who Dish? Now? You don't? You don't get to play
very often Sea bass?

Speaker 6 (04:31):
No, it's usually part of my segment. So this is
sort of a thieving for me.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Is it thieving?

Speaker 6 (04:34):
It sounds like it's just blowing my work.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Or is it just kind of like a preamble? Yeah,
like a warm up. So this is a cover of
the classic Phil Collins song in the Air Tonight. Who
disn't waiting for this moment?

Speaker 5 (04:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (04:55):
I got it?

Speaker 2 (05:05):
I do like it. You can see that like use
this like in like some uh commercial for something like
trucks truck Yeah, how yeah see perfect? Yeah, it could

(05:28):
be slow mo racing. Who this jelly roll? Jelly roll
obviously a dark country version. A lot of people when
they hear it, they guess either Jelly Roll or Chris
Stapleton and this is AI. Oh damn completely AI generated.

Speaker 6 (05:49):
That's one thing I heard in the background that that
that AI still you hear that.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
It's like a buzzing sounds.

Speaker 6 (05:57):
It sounds almost like he's running it sort of through
an amplifier or like.

Speaker 2 (06:02):
Kind of the auto tune somebody. It's a little more.

Speaker 6 (06:04):
It's shagged all right now that being said, that is
slowly going away, Yeah, to the point where you can't
even tell it all.

Speaker 2 (06:11):
And here's the thing I said, I would Suggs that
I would listen to this maybe too, like yeah, I kind.

Speaker 6 (06:17):
Of like it shows you that, you know, five years
from now, who's going to need a musical artist? Because
if what he's going to listen to that, A lot
of people will say the same thing. They'll say, I
don't need people.

Speaker 2 (06:25):
Well, they they created that AI actress that they're they're saying,
like you're looking for representation, has an agent or something
like that.

Speaker 8 (06:32):
Or because that's why the prediction is Live sports is
just gonna become bigger than ever, like that will be.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Yeah, anything that's actual, like you can be in front
of it, you could see it.

Speaker 8 (06:43):
Yeah, anybody feel make their own TV show, now their
own movie and with any character they want.

Speaker 6 (06:49):
That's what I've been saying about live events, like I
see lines around the block for concerts and sporting events.
At every festival I've been to is sold out, and
there's more festivals than ever.

Speaker 2 (06:59):
Yeah. Did you see some of the things that pop
up on social media? Menace where people make their own
either South Park clips or they make their own Family
Guy the.

Speaker 8 (07:08):
Scene SpongeBob being pulled over by the cops and it
looks like Cops the TV show like.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
Things that it looks like it was taken straight from
a Family Guy episode, but it was just completely fab
People made their own thing as a joke to their friends,
like Greg and I could you know, have some kind
of inside joke between the two of us that none
of you understand, and I could create like in a
couple of seconds, just by a couple of prompts. I
love it, a complete South Park scene where Cartman and
standa whatever are acting out this little inside joke that Gregor.

Speaker 8 (07:34):
And again that's the argument. The argument is what you
can't recreate what that is live sports. So live sports
is just gonna be massive.

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Yeah, okay, I mean that's what the TV has relied
on for the most part as far as like, you know,
that's the only thing people are watching live.

Speaker 5 (07:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (07:50):
This is gonna make like everything else life so easy.

Speaker 2 (07:53):
You can make your own Brady Bunch. I can do
whatever I want. Yeah, there you go. You want new
Friends episodes, Greg Cool, come up with a storyline. I will.
They'll take fan fiction to like a whole new level. Yeah,
take them as they're like doing their own ASHDV show,
Bonica and Tayler's new House, you know. Yeah, so this
also means that we don't have jobs anymore. Very true.

(08:16):
Yeah all right, eight seven seven forty four Wooding send
us a text over to two to nine eighty seven.
We'll take a break. We'll come back medic gonna have
the latest in the world of entertainment to get in
the Birthday's porn of Birthday. Right after the break here
in the Woody Show, hang On show will be right back.

Speaker 8 (08:32):
What's up Woody Show podcast listeners, it's menace. Just a
heads up if you want to come meet myself and Borts.
We're gonna be at raising Canes the grand opening on
Sunset Boulevard November fourth. It's a Tuesday. We have a
ton of giveaways one pm to three pm. That's this
upcoming Tuesday, November fourth, sixty eight hundred West Sunset Boulevard

(08:52):
in Los Angeles. We'll see you there. In the meantime,
keep enjoying the Woody Show podcast show.

Speaker 2 (09:01):
He's gonna be at Morongo Charlie Sheen telling stories at
Marongo on Saturday. Tickets are on sale now if you
go to ticketmaster dot com. But just all the stories
of the chaos Charlie Sheen. Nice, he's got that book.
But he's really pulling back the curtain and you can
hear all about it. I don't care listening.

Speaker 10 (09:20):
As long as you're listening.

Speaker 2 (09:21):
This is the Lord Show, all right, Welcome back everybody. Yeah,
today October thirtieth, as I mentioned, Midshift night was the
night before Halloween, Devil's Night. Some people call it. Other
people have never heard about it at all. I think
it's just I don't know if that was like a
regional thing it is, or like a like a East
Coast Northeast kind of thing. You never heard of it. Now,

(09:43):
One thing I'd never heard of until I met my wife,
and until I lived in Saint Louis. Was his whole idea,
And it was so new to me that my wife
thought I was messing with her by saying I'd never
heard of it. Is that when kids come to the
door for trigger treating, they're supposed to tell you a joke. What. Yeah,
I remember you saying that. She told you that, YE
never heard. That was a huge thing in Saint Louis,

(10:05):
and all the kids when they would come to the
door when I lived, they all had jokes and they
had to give you a joke for them to get
a piece of candy. I would have never gotten trick
or treating.

Speaker 6 (10:13):
I'd been like, f this, it sounds like that sounds
like somebody tried to like dumb down trick or treating.
So to get away from the trick part of things,
you can just tell me what jokes.

Speaker 2 (10:21):
But she remembered doing that as a kid, like in
the you know eighties losers, So before all this time
of you know, being a pussy. What I'm saying, you know,
jokes like mischief night was, you know, like going out
and t peeing houses, the pumpkins and Megan houses and
doing stuff like that. Cough tires. Yeah, it's also haunted

(10:44):
refrigerator nights. It's Create a Great Funeral Day, so I
guess you're planning your funeral and they make it a
great one. It's National checklist Day today it doesn't have
a good checklist. It's National text your X Day, which
could lead to some mischief, don't. It's National treat your
pet Day every day, and today is National candy corn Day.

Speaker 6 (11:11):
Thank you, yes, please pre remember to throw it out.
Oh funny original jokes, best pre remember thank you.

Speaker 8 (11:17):
I was like looking up the origins of this joke thing,
and I said this joke thing, Louis, and they said
it was for anti feminemmenism movement, the anti what movement,
anti feminism movement.

Speaker 6 (11:38):
Enough again, it feels like an androdised Clay joke. That
would make sense.

Speaker 11 (11:41):
Little miss Muffit eating Wait, yeah, along came a spotted
down to what's in the bowl, bitch?

Speaker 6 (11:52):
Oh yes, I'll take a treat now.

Speaker 12 (11:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (11:53):
I don't know that. I don't even know how that
makes sense.

Speaker 5 (11:57):
Yeah, are in college used to say, I forgot this
is a feminist bookstore. We don't have a humor section.
Get can you say that in college anymore?

Speaker 2 (12:09):
No, Greg, It's like just to get out there and
make me as a big of a bake. Go there
and make me some bacon and eggs. Would agree. All jokes, ladies,
All jokes. If you need more, they're in the humor section.
Oh wait, hum this feminist books. What is happening in
the world of entertainment menace?

Speaker 8 (12:28):
Well, Disney and F one have announced that during the
Las Vegas F one races that they are going to
have a show called Spectacular Show at the fountains in
front of the Volagio. So just kind of like how
they do at all their parks with the water shows
and stuff like that and projections. They're going to be
doing that race weekend, so look out for that if

(12:50):
we're going to be in town.

Speaker 6 (12:51):
I'm supposed hasn't done any projection stuff thus far that
I've seen.

Speaker 2 (12:56):
I think they have.

Speaker 6 (12:57):
Maybe yeah, just see during.

Speaker 2 (12:58):
The day maybe.

Speaker 8 (12:59):
Wait, I think they did it when they did the draft,
like they did some stuff all the time. Also, just
like Hello Kitty section that they're having at the F
one race, there are gonna there's gonna be some Disney
packages if you want to purchase those to attend the race,
and then you'll get some special Disney merch as well.

Speaker 7 (13:16):
Okay, isn't it funny how in this day and age
where we have oh, I don't know, humanoid robots, as
humans were still impressed with fountains, you.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Know, yeas and for whatever reason, hot air balloon.

Speaker 7 (13:30):
Yeah, firework, fireworks, we're kind of part of humanity.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
Is still I did see there was Disney was actually
practicing in this uh like other like not in one
of the parks, like one of their new drones shows. Yeah,
it looks pretty cool, dude. Fireworks are so over. Yeah,
now setting off fireworks still fun. But the idea of
going to a place to go see just regular ass

(13:55):
fireworks that somebody else are setting off. These drone shows
crazy are so cool.

Speaker 8 (14:01):
I like the ones in China because it's just like
thousands and thousands of drugs.

Speaker 6 (14:05):
It's like the size of Godzilla walking through the city.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Yeah, and then sometimes they mess up and fall from
this guy that that Disney was practicing, yeah, or rehearsing
whatever it is. It looks super cool. It was a
couple of weeks ago that was making the rounds really cool.

Speaker 8 (14:21):
I can't wait all right, You're a big Paul Rudd fan, right, Greg?

Speaker 2 (14:27):
I love him the redness, the redness. He's He's gonna be.

Speaker 8 (14:30):
Coming out with a new movie with Nick Jonas, and
the premises, well, the name of it is called power Ballad,
and the premise is that Paul Rudd is past his
prime wedding singer or haven't you heard this before? And
Nick Jonas is a boy bander who's like fading out,
but they like meet up and then they have a

(14:51):
late night jam session and the boy bander helps the
wedding singer make a hit song and then weirdness ensues
after that.

Speaker 2 (14:59):
So that I've watched the hell out of that.

Speaker 8 (15:01):
That comes down next year. June fifth, twenty twenty six.

Speaker 6 (15:04):
Did you watch the Paul Rudd friendship movie?

Speaker 13 (15:07):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (15:07):
I did? With uh Craig Robinson.

Speaker 5 (15:10):
Yeah, I think you should leave?

Speaker 14 (15:12):
Yeah, it was the guy from I Think You Should
Live In It.

Speaker 5 (15:16):
It's it's it's funny.

Speaker 6 (15:18):
Did what do you think of It's it's an a
twenty four movie, which I should have realized upon seeing it,
which means it's gonna be always like going to be
unsettling and weird. It's weird in a predictable way.

Speaker 5 (15:26):
But it's it's funny.

Speaker 6 (15:27):
Yeah, it's it's all right. I mean it's who watched it?

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Comedyation? Oh okay, I saw the what do you call it?

Speaker 7 (15:32):
Thumbnail for that, I haven't I haven't checked it out.
I think I might have started it and stopped it.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Actually, yeah, I don't.

Speaker 6 (15:39):
Do you like these A twenty four movies which is
all like ooh, it's it's it's something, but it's a little.

Speaker 7 (15:44):
I always thought A twenty four did scary movies or
my okay, but I like it one like is that
the dude from Detroit's or just say that he's funny?

Speaker 2 (15:55):
But yeah, that this movie. I didn't get it.

Speaker 5 (15:57):
If you like his one note, you'll love this, you
know what I mean? Like it's like crazy dus.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
Yeah yeah, all right.

Speaker 8 (16:03):
Well, moving on to Chris Evans, he was, you know,
Captain America. He's also married to a woman named Alba
Baptista and they just had a baby girl. Now, entertainment
reports keep on wanting to point this out because they
keep on highlighting this while covering this new baby that
Chris Evans is forty four and she is twenty eight
years old. Nice woh yeah, brotio. Yeah, the baby's name

(16:29):
is Alma Grace Baptista Evans. Check that out, all.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
Right, check that out? Cool? Now is how hot is
the wife?

Speaker 8 (16:44):
She's pretty hot, she's pretty good, huge, she.

Speaker 2 (16:46):
Just like, oh she looks like that one actress chickface.
I don't know that one actress. Yea, yeah, all right.

Speaker 8 (16:52):
Uh Luigi Menajoni, the pharmacy killer who killed that.

Speaker 5 (16:58):
CEO for Little Healthcare Healthcare.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
Guys, zo guy whatever.

Speaker 8 (17:04):
Luig, he's you know, he's in jail and he's one
of those inmates that gets like his own iPad, his
own tablet, and apparently he is writing back all his
fans and he's telling his fans that he is enjoying
Taylor Swift and Charlie XCX on his iPad.

Speaker 2 (17:22):
He's just trying to appeal to the chicks. Yeah yeah,
door hit him up like, oh yeah, I'm really enjoying
hey my demo. Yeah yeah, this this murder is really
getting down with some Taylor Swift.

Speaker 5 (17:31):
Yeah, put money on my canteen please, and thanks for.

Speaker 2 (17:34):
Being my fan.

Speaker 8 (17:34):
He do a leapy X yeah, like he's gone full brat.
So all right, inc masters everybody watching, yep. So on
season seventeen is gonna be debuting. They have their hosts,
they have three judges, and they have fifteen contestants who
are trying to compete to get two hundred and fifty
thousand dollars nowa. It is confirmed that Joel Madden of

(17:57):
the band Good Charlotte will be returning as hosts God.
He has been the host since season fourteen. Okay, so
uh tune in for that. Also check out check out
Good Charlotte. They're going to be at the Alter Ego Festival.

Speaker 2 (18:12):
Well, it's not a festival, it's a it's a show
Alter Ego twenty twenty six that we're hosting. We should
probably know what it's called. Yah, yeah, Yeah, that's going
to be coming up in January. It is completely sold out.
But what a lineup. And yes, the Madden brothers will
be there with Good Charlotte.

Speaker 6 (18:26):
I commend you because a lot people would throw ound the
road festival these days. It's not a festival, and it's
a nice line. It's a concert, I jam packed show.

Speaker 8 (18:32):
I agree with that one thousand percent. But I thought
we did call it a festival.

Speaker 2 (18:36):
Never not in the however many years we've been doing
Ago one night.

Speaker 8 (18:41):
Yeah, listed right here Alter Ego Festival right there?

Speaker 2 (18:44):
What's that say? It's our event? Is that from the
thing that they wrote up for whatever it is I
was on stub Hope says festival. Okay, yeah, well thats all.
Whats this? It is literally our show at Rolling Stone Festival.

Speaker 6 (18:58):
Yeah, we just call it Altere twenty twenty.

Speaker 2 (19:00):
But here at the company and the radio station that
is actually putting it on, and as the host of
the event, I can I can confirm.

Speaker 7 (19:07):
Yeah, it's It's.

Speaker 2 (19:12):
Just that I've never even heard it called the Alter
Ego Festival, not not once, Thank you, not.

Speaker 5 (19:16):
On that once.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
I'm not disagreeing with you. Thank you much. Well, maybe
time for your birthdays the Pornal Birthday Show.

Speaker 5 (19:27):
We're gonna shi, We're gonna sits.

Speaker 2 (19:33):
And you know you don't Dody, And we'll start with
the celebrities. Happy birthday to Gavin Rossdale from Bush. Yes,
first of all Bush right, he is sixty years old today,
So good. Henry Winkler, the fons Fonsie from Happy Days,
he was coach Kleine and the water Boy. Can we
get the Blue Family Lawyer Barry Zuckerhorn and so good,

(19:54):
Sucker Corner.

Speaker 5 (19:55):
Corn is so good in the Showberry.

Speaker 2 (19:57):
Yeah, how old is uh? Henry Wayne is maybe seventy eight? No, yes,
eighty really? Yeah, eighty years old? Today? Menace. Today is
Andrew Schultz's birthday. Oh nice, stand up comedian podcaster. He
co hosts The Brilliant Idiots with Charlottage, the god supporter
at the Saudi government at NIS. He's forty two years old.

(20:20):
He's in that paper Abanka Trump is forty four.

Speaker 6 (20:22):
Doesn't seem like a guy who really cares he did
the right thing by like not apologizing whatsoever.

Speaker 2 (20:27):
Yeah, he's not the guy He's gonna apologize. Yeah, Nia Long.
Who is Will's girlfriend? Lisa on The Fresh Prince and
she's on NCIS Los Angeles. She is fifty five. Actor
Kevin Pollock. Even if you don't know his name, you
know his face. He's been a billion things from me,
you know, usual suspects to the wedding planner, a few
good men, grumpy ear old men, nine yard.

Speaker 6 (20:45):
The whole night. Yeah, just state up comic as well.

Speaker 2 (20:49):
Kevin Pollock is sixty eight years old, his birthday next year.
To Right So Hot. He started as a stand up
and then Today's Porto birthday is Polly Pond's and today's birthday. Girl,
She's got to be a goblin for Halloween, you guys, suh.
And she's been Goblin Knobs professional in one and sixty
nine fine films, including Full Cavity Search Volume one. She

(21:11):
was in Banged Behind Bars, also Horny Sex Kitten Gets
Dirty with the Pool Boy. She was an Asian Babe
Loves Plumbers, Big Pipe, Sweet Asian Holes Volume one. She
was in Asian and Latina Lesbian Scissoring and while she's
she's Asian and French. Yeah, yeah, we we lesbian. And

(21:33):
then who can forget her un role in Polly Ponds
is a cream pie loving slut.

Speaker 5 (21:39):
I heard so it's written on the bathroom ball.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
That's a polypods. She's thirty four years old. Today I
met your porn of birthday, your celebrity birthdays, and that
is a Thursday morning. Look at what's happening around the
world of entertainment here on The Woody Show.

Speaker 12 (21:54):
Show.

Speaker 2 (21:55):
All right, welcome back everybody. Today's third day. Oh, I
forgot to say, I bought my tickets for Back to
the Future in Imax. Are you going with I'm going
with my wife and my daughter. My son has to work. Yeah,
we're going on Saturday. We're doing like a mathdee all fun. Yeah,
that's gonna be cool. And then Saturday night we've got

(22:17):
some some plans with some friends. We're going to dinner
with some friends. So nice. I am pumped for Saturday.
I mean everybody should be pumped for Saturday in general. Yeah,
it is a it is a pre Friday. We get
the pollones here at the Woody Show open at eight
seven seven forty four. Woodie set us a text over
to two two nine eight seven. You can find us
on social media at the Woodies Show. Oh well, you know,

(22:38):
so many times I've said, oh, I'm definitely gonna go
see that movie. Yeah, and then things happened, right, made
it happen because it's this is only yeah, the Back
of the Future. It's for their big anniversary and uh,
what you mua call it, it's only an imax for
like a handful of days.

Speaker 5 (22:53):
And Michael J. Fox's book about it just came out
perfect time, which yeah, you said, was great. Yes, I
listened to the audiobook. Just hearing him tell all the
stories was again.

Speaker 7 (23:01):
I don't know why I get the impression that your
wife goes to the movies a lot, though she was, Well,
maybe it's just the same movie.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
Maybe it's just you're thinking of how she has a
lot of free time. Greg. She will go to a
movie by herself, no problem doing that. She'll go to
a theater show by herself. You know what, I might
go to a movie alone. Wow, because it's not a
social thing really that I was thinking at all. People
see there, Greg, I know, but you don't have to
make up stories or anything.

Speaker 9 (23:25):
And it's in the dark.

Speaker 2 (23:26):
It's in the dark, exactly in the dark. A little
follow up to the birthdays around me. We have an
after hours voicemail that somebody left us at eight seven
seven forty four.

Speaker 4 (23:35):
Gina Morgan, Sammy Greg, today's my birthday. Guess how old
I am?

Speaker 12 (23:42):
Sixty nine?

Speaker 2 (23:43):
Yeah? Sweet, the rest of you can suck it, Okay.
There's way that he doesn't sound sixay, but then again,
sounds super cool. I have I have a friend he's
in his mid sixties, and you know you never have
a old voice. No, it's that my friend Mike, our
friend Mike. No, he is our old voice. Mike the showkiller.

(24:05):
Mike the Showkiller is also in his wad sixty everything.
How old is Mike He's in his mid sixties. Holy crap. Yeah,
I see That's what I'm saying. You would you would
never have to make idea. Maybe that dude is actually
sixty nine and if he is good for him?

Speaker 5 (24:18):
Yeah, more power.

Speaker 3 (24:19):
Good.

Speaker 2 (24:19):
My mind is blown. Here's another after hours voicemail.

Speaker 4 (24:22):
Hi, Woody show, I'm leaving a voicemail after dark sort
of for you at least, And it's for Greg because
I called in to get my balance for my checking
account and it was I guess it's Greg sixty nine
sixty nine, Yes, sixteen dollars sixty nine cents.

Speaker 2 (24:46):
I knew Gray would love that. I do. I love you,
Woody buy. I love it, but you only have sixty
dollars about you? But I love it. Are you need
fourteen year old bay? So we got We got a
couple sixty nine calls. Okay, the to the after hours voicemail?
Yeah eight four? What if you want to call in? Oh?

(25:08):
Here a little follow up. This is the girl who
said in the pictures of her bathroom renovation, right, yeah,
remember that we were doing a rate my reno love. Yeah,
there we go.

Speaker 10 (25:17):
It's Kelsey with Reno me still love you guys.

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Hurt my fear rings, it's all they I think you
guys are working on some bed.

Speaker 10 (25:25):
Cleaning pictures though, because you talked about like the green
pile in the shower.

Speaker 1 (25:30):
It's all blue. It's like white blue and gold.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
So well, by the way, you're the one that sent
the pictures. Yeah, sorry, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
Maybe just some pad bad pictures. But don't worry. You
didn't hurt my feelings. We do love it. Scrumba for
a long time was doing everything like.

Speaker 10 (25:44):
LANDI was great and timeless in classic good boring, and
I wanted to have something fun.

Speaker 1 (25:49):
We were spending a lot of money doing this, so
I went with fun.

Speaker 10 (25:53):
The thing that you guys could point out with the
shinks not being centered, that's the way the bathroom was
silk and it would have been.

Speaker 2 (26:00):
When you're remodeling, you can fix that. That's a lot
of excuses from you know, Ata, It's like God may
have given you a giant schnaz, But then when you
do some remodeling, you can fix that. Right while you're
under take care of the nose. So when you're tearing
up the bathroom and the sinks are at a don't

(26:21):
blame the house money to.

Speaker 10 (26:23):
Completely redo the whole vanity and shift the way that
plumbing in the archeoples behind the walls in the mirror.
So we had to come a taking shoes because we could.
We spent to rehouse dollars and we couldn't couldn't go
much above that.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
But don't worry me.

Speaker 4 (26:38):
Love and I love.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
Just hearing you guys talk about it and always being
the part of the show. That's been all.

Speaker 2 (26:45):
I mean. We love too, Yeah, we love.

Speaker 7 (26:47):
We just didn't love the remodel. Yeah, just because you
made massive mistakes because.

Speaker 2 (26:53):
We don't love it.

Speaker 6 (26:55):
Geez, Greg's that you don't have enough money to finish
I do a room, do you just do it half
ass and not right?

Speaker 2 (27:01):
Or do you wait? You wait to start that project
until you can do it properly? The part wrong, Well, yeah,
I could be rerouted. We'll just do the parts that
that you can as you can, you know, right, and
then uh, you know it's gonna take a little bit
more to shift.

Speaker 7 (27:15):
And with the bathroom if you're ripping it to pieces,
you don't want to just like, oh, I'm going to
redo the tile, I'll do the vanities later you will do.

Speaker 2 (27:22):
It all you wants to do it right? Yeah, yeah,
and credit cards just going massive death everybody. If it
looks good, it's all the matter. Breaking news. Greg Gory
had to take a major work. Not since the Fall
of Rome has there been this much devastation more death.

Speaker 15 (27:40):
Woody, Woody, and now back to the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Dude, Speaking of which, I was sleeping so good, you
know that, like, man, when you wake up, you're like, damn,
I was really deep in while. Yeah, but I woke
up having to crap my pants out there. Oh no,
but was falling out. You woke up midnight? I ate,
I made the mistake. I made some I ate some

(28:08):
pasta salad that my son.

Speaker 6 (28:09):
Made, suspect.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
Yeah, so I spent about thirty minutes at about one
in the morning on the can and then try to
go back to sleep for the hour that I had loved.

Speaker 5 (28:19):
Did you wake people up?

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Was it loud? No?

Speaker 16 (28:21):
No?

Speaker 2 (28:21):
I you know one of those like faucet situations.

Speaker 5 (28:25):
Yeah, you have to turn down.

Speaker 13 (28:26):
No.

Speaker 5 (28:27):
I sneak off into a another bathroom yeah yeah, yeah no.

Speaker 2 (28:31):
And I meant when it's just leaky, just just but
thank God for but washing toilet seed man, so so clean,
fresh and clean. All right, it's another new hour insensitivity
training for a politically correct world. Thank you for being here.
I'm whatody. That's great, gory, I got menace. There is
Sammy morning Sea Bass is here, Morgan's here, Gina Grant
is here, and she's got the trending news headlines.

Speaker 5 (28:53):
Well, prosecutors in Paris say that the two dudes they
arrested for the Louver heist have confessed and they're going
to be charged with organized robbery. They also say there's
no evidence that the whole thing was an inside job,
which is shocking since it was just so easy and quick.
And as we know, cops caught the suspects using DNA
they found on a getaway scooter on some broken glass
inside the museum. And meanwhile, five more people have been arrested,

(29:16):
but not surprisingly as men as predicted, jewels are still missing.

Speaker 2 (29:23):
Those are gone.

Speaker 8 (29:24):
I mean we've said this before that a lot of
security is just theater.

Speaker 2 (29:28):
Yeah it's not.

Speaker 8 (29:30):
There's so many social media videos you see the people
just sneaking into the world series.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Oh yeah, yeah, I just saw this guy. He pretended
to be part of like the choir that was performing
in Toronto, and he's like on the field mill, Yeah,
and he's like just trying to get the you know,
the the coordination of the choreographed parts, right, Ye, trying
because they're on these like roads around trying to do

(29:55):
the dance and yeah, and he was out there and
that's just just on the field. Back in the day,
when they first started doing some of these car alarms
that had the flashing red light, you could buy just
the red flashing light that you would stick under your
mirror rearview. Yeah, just the move just to make it
look like you're sticking on the dash to make it
look like your car had an alarm, but it was
not a real alarm, like you said theater.

Speaker 7 (30:16):
I did a more budget version of that at a
bar that meane like bud Light or Budweiser giving out
little pins and they had blinking lights and that was
my car alarm.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
I remember those. They looked like bottle caps, bottle cap
with a little light. I said, bud light, look like
a bud light bottle cap that had a little red
flashing light of dashboard. Rifty to mess with my car. Well, yeah, I'm.

Speaker 5 (30:37):
Making a prediction and saying that tons of adults that
think they're so clever are going to go as jewel thieves.
I don't know what that's going to look like, but
they're all going to do it.

Speaker 9 (30:45):
Oh for Halloween, Yeah for sure.

Speaker 5 (30:49):
The Blue Jays one game five last night, taking two
of three games in Los Angeles. Blue Jay's pitcher through
seven strong innings twelve strikeouts, led the team to a
six to one win.

Speaker 2 (30:58):
Dodgers are in trouble man.

Speaker 5 (31:00):
The Dodgers offense struggled ever since that Game three marathon
you know that went eighteen innings. Blue Jays are now
just one win away from their first World Series title
in thirty two years, and they're going to try to
finish it off at home in games fixed town.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
That's the best place to finish off, you know.

Speaker 5 (31:17):
Yeah, then you're on the road is Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:21):
I was driving yesterday and I passed the place. I
had to send the picture to uh, Gina and Greg immediately.
It's called box City. Box Yeah have you seen.

Speaker 9 (31:30):
That I have?

Speaker 17 (31:31):
Yeah, that's where close to where you fly right yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:34):
Yeah, but apparently I just.

Speaker 5 (31:35):
Saw like cardboard boxes for moving. I got a bunch
of stuff there when I.

Speaker 2 (31:38):
Moved it's a box store. Box store. I didn't think
there was such a Yeah. And then I told my
wife a bottle. She goes, Yeah, there's one, like right
down the street from here. I go. There's multiple locations.
There's multiple box City. I was just learning about that
first of all, Box City. I said, Hey, Greg, good news,
I made it to your mom's house. Says store. Yeah,

(31:58):
it is big. It's girth, he says. Store over two
thousand sizes, wholesale and retail. Box City. Yeah, I'm trying.
How do we get a box City sponsorship?

Speaker 13 (32:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (32:08):
Right, sponsored by box Citty. Do they take donations? I
could give them all the boxes I don't want. Yeah,
but what are the places you buy boxes? You buy
mitt Walmart, Yeah, U hauls I would buy.

Speaker 5 (32:21):
Yeah, yeahs. You just find boxes.

Speaker 9 (32:24):
I was gonna say, I've never bought them.

Speaker 5 (32:25):
I had to find the store.

Speaker 3 (32:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:28):
Those are bad. There's like a lot of the banana
boxes and they have all the holes in the side,
all greasy. Yeah. Well, yeah, he had a loose it
works gross.

Speaker 5 (32:41):
Hurricane Melissa kept destroying everything in its path after hitting
Cuba yesterday. The storm is being blamed for thirty one
desks across Jamaica, Haiti, Dominican Republic, and it's caused a
ton of damage. In Jamaica, Loan seventy seven percent of
the country still has no power. A lot of the
streets just turned to mud pits, roofs rifted off, public shelters,

(33:02):
and things were almost as bad in Cuba, where officials
say there are seven hundred and thirty five thousand people
in shelters. Melissa has slowed down a little and has
been downgraded to a Category two storm, but still super dangerous.
It's heading towards the Bahamas and then Bermuda. And we
have an update on that missing reeseis monkey that we
talked about, you know, hopped out of a truck in Mississippi.

Speaker 9 (33:24):
Dangerous one.

Speaker 5 (33:25):
Okay, stories gotten even crazier. At first they said it
was just one monkey that was out there, but now
cops say three monkeys are on.

Speaker 2 (33:32):
The run it And.

Speaker 5 (33:34):
To add more mystery, no one knows who owns these monkeys,
who was transporting them where they were going. Cops did
say the money the monkeys had proper paperwork for legal transport,
but nobody knows why the car crashed. I mean, did
the monkeys like take over. I don't know, Yeah, they
took over. Cops also want to reiterate that the monkeys
are not infectious, but still need to be destroyed slash neutralized.

Speaker 9 (33:57):
That's what they said.

Speaker 2 (33:59):
Don't worry. There's other monkey news. This dude in Texas
he went to a Spirit Halloween store with his pet monkey,
and you know, it got loose in the spirit and
started climbing this pole and then started swinging through the
rafters inside the store. A lot of those are inside,
like you know, old bed bathroom beyond old toys r
ust locations like the one that's buy our Houses inside

(34:19):
of an old toys r us.

Speaker 5 (34:20):
No such thing as a new Spirit.

Speaker 2 (34:21):
Yeah, this this monkey swinging through the rafters. Like here
are some of the customers and the employees talking about.
They're on the local news covering this. In warning there's
a fun accent ahead. Here we go.

Speaker 8 (34:31):
My daughter looked up.

Speaker 18 (34:33):
She said, what in the world, And she's like, is
that a real monkey? And saw I look up and
I said, it's got a diapers.

Speaker 2 (34:42):
I guess it is.

Speaker 16 (34:43):
It was entertaining, and I was like, huh.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
A lot of people just stood and washed for like
thirty minutes, like the whole time. They're just bunky. They
go kids trying to catch.

Speaker 18 (34:52):
It, and it had jumped down on the floor and
ran past my leg and at that point I was like, okay,
I've had it done.

Speaker 2 (34:59):
Yeah so monkey, they called the cops, So I'm not
sure what the cops are gonna do. Yeah. Yeah, it's
not like you could talk it down. But the monkey
was loving a man. It was chilling. It hung up
in the rafters for a while. Eventually came down. Somebody
offered it a cookie.

Speaker 5 (35:11):
And oh, good cool, Yeah, that's nic which.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
I guess they tried it first and the monkey was
just having way too much fun and then finally he
was like, all right, I'll take you up on the cookie.

Speaker 5 (35:18):
But the monkey Monkey.

Speaker 8 (35:19):
I haven't been in a spirit in quite a while,
but I just went recently, and they have a lot
of stuff in there that are just not costume, the
costumes of like sweatshirts and merch and stuff like that.
It's really really cool, Like if.

Speaker 19 (35:33):
You want a rep spirit, yeah, it's like, oh, let's say,
he says, the girl with.

Speaker 5 (35:37):
A chili sweatshirt.

Speaker 9 (35:38):
Yeah, that's true, a good point. You know, it's just
Halloween stuff.

Speaker 8 (35:41):
It's just no like merch that's like themes for different
like say toy story or things like that. You're like
a cool jacket or a cool Hey my son works there.
He can get you a pretty fat discount. Nice hell
yeah yeah, hook us up.

Speaker 2 (35:54):
Yep.

Speaker 5 (35:55):
And dictionary dot Com revealed their word of the Year
for twenty twenty five, and it's not even a word.
The online dictionary announced that.

Speaker 2 (36:04):
Don't tell me, it's not.

Speaker 8 (36:08):
They're just doing that to get people.

Speaker 2 (36:13):
I'll admit I think it's kind of fun. Now.

Speaker 5 (36:17):
That's how you know it's over because it's.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
Like, no, it's because like my my daughter has such
a great time with it. I don't know, like I'm
happy for her. Does that make sense?

Speaker 9 (36:27):
You're proud?

Speaker 2 (36:28):
Yeah, because like I forget what my wife said and
it was the perfect opportunity and she jumped right in there,
did not miss a beach goes six seven.

Speaker 8 (36:36):
I'm like, all right, I don't know, do you, because you
know I love all this dumb stuff it's done, and
this one I can't get behind it.

Speaker 2 (36:42):
Yeah, the worst I think, you know why because it
is nonsensical, like it's not I want to meaning though. Yeah,
but here's the thing like some of these things, some
of these things feel like it's trying too hard, and
this one is just kind of nowhere. Yeah, it's just
like a thing. And I don't know, maybe the south
Park thing of it being I'm kind of cult involving
the number six and seven. It's so dumb. It's so dumb.

(37:08):
It doesn't make me angry. I don't understand. We will
get angry about it.

Speaker 5 (37:12):
Annoying. Well, people who are hardcore into the dictionary say
this serves as a linguistic time capsules.

Speaker 2 (37:18):
See, I'm more annoyed by that. Yeah, it also serious
and how meaning behind it?

Speaker 5 (37:23):
Well, and it's the first time that they've chosen a
not word.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Yeah, I mean it's a it's just a it's a
pop culture phenomenon, this phenomenon.

Speaker 5 (37:31):
Yeah, they absolutely.

Speaker 2 (37:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (37:34):
And she hasn't moved on to forty one.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
Not I've not really heard. I mean, I know of
the forty one response, but I have not seen it
in action.

Speaker 5 (37:42):
Okay, we've been getting that.

Speaker 2 (37:43):
Like with my my daughter and her friends. My son
is not engaged with the sixty seventh thing.

Speaker 8 (37:50):
Hold on, Yeah, this is the first time they did
a number like they haven't done sixty nine.

Speaker 2 (37:56):
No, No, I.

Speaker 5 (37:57):
Don't think that's appropriate for Dictionary dot com.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
I did see something pretty funny. So for all you
gen xers, we were all doing this back in the day,
remember the whole thing where you take like your your
your kind of karate chop pans down to your crotch
and like like we had that, Yeah, but at least
what we.

Speaker 5 (38:17):
Want you to suck.

Speaker 2 (38:18):
Yeah, but I'm saying, like everyone's just going around doing
that constantly, that at least meant something. Yeah, you're at
what you wants to. But I think that's part of
I don't know. I think it's mostly tied into my daughter,
and you know, she's just you know, so cute stuff

(38:42):
and she and she just gets and it's not even
like she gets I think pure enjoyment out of it.
And it's like she's really truly enjoying it. And I
get enjoyment out of a pony. She can't. You shouldn't
have caved. She can very upsetting. Yeah I'm not participating,
but like I watch it play out and makes me,
it makes me smirk.

Speaker 14 (39:01):
Like you said, it's a little bit more pure if
she was surrounding suck it off.

Speaker 9 (39:05):
What are we gonna do about this?

Speaker 5 (39:08):
That's what's going on with it.

Speaker 2 (39:09):
I thank you very much. Gina grad gets more. What
show coming up for your next hang on.

Speaker 16 (39:14):
Call?

Speaker 2 (39:15):
Late seven seven.

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Because you're gonna live in eternal life?

Speaker 2 (39:24):
And hell elly show. I feel like this is more
for people who the next step would be drinking hand sanitized. Yeah,
woody show. Well, the student Seattle hates fun You guys.
He saw a house with a bunch of Halloween decorations
out of the lawn, including a super sweet Bob Ross

(39:45):
skeleton now okay, and decided for whatever reason he didn't
like it and he destroyed it all. Oh no, ok
He just walking by sees this house. He goes, you
know what, I don't like that. This is too clever.
I'm in charge, that's funny.

Speaker 8 (40:00):
I was watching Inside Edition as I do, and there
was some jogger that is kept on stopping by this
these people's houses and like punching the faces of their
of their decorations every single time, and like Clark.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Briswold, like beating up on the reindeer and stuff. Some
random woman that kept on doing it. Well, here are
the homeowners talking about what happened to their display. On
the local news.

Speaker 20 (40:22):
Just started picking them up and throwing them in like
it was a burn barrel bonfire into the casket.

Speaker 2 (40:27):
Yeah. So he started a fire. So he there was
a casket out there, and he just started like he
lit the casket on fire and started throwing all the
crap into the fire, into the fire. Yeah.

Speaker 20 (40:39):
Yeah, just started picking them up and throwing them in
like it was a burn barrel bonfire into the casket.

Speaker 2 (40:44):
He had one burning there and another one burning over there.

Speaker 21 (40:47):
Then he kicked this coffin down and dragged the Bob
Ross skeleton into it, set Bob Ross on fire, then
began grabbing the little skeleton animals and throwing them in
there as well.

Speaker 20 (40:59):
But we're very very lucky because those bushes caught fire.
And it's right by the fence, right by the house.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
Oh what a cool guy, Yeah, super cool. It's Bob Ross.

Speaker 9 (41:09):
I know he already died.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
Did they.

Speaker 8 (41:12):
Have that auction yet where they were selling Bob Ross paintings.

Speaker 2 (41:15):
I was coming up.

Speaker 8 (41:16):
That'd be like one of the paintings I would want
see that.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
That's what I would want that one. I mean, no,
no offense to Billy Zane, That's what I want. Greg
is still trying to get himself a Billy Zay hunt. Yeah,
I should text him and menace.

Speaker 5 (41:28):
You can still do it. That's not for like another
week and a half.

Speaker 2 (41:32):
There got to be like a dumb number of Bob
Ross paintings out there, just because like he was doing
shows all the time, always doing.

Speaker 8 (41:40):
It would be three different versions of the same painting.

Speaker 2 (41:42):
It would be cool to have one, but I wouldn't
want to hang one in my house.

Speaker 9 (41:46):
I wouldn't fit not at all.

Speaker 2 (41:47):
Being a fun and Halloween. Let's take a little trip
back to I think it was last year that you
went to the Halloween store for morgasms.

Speaker 9 (41:56):
Yes, with my mother.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
Yeah, you know, we do this this segment from time
to time morgasms where she makes an awkward moment with
an employee, like with the ice cream store or places
like that, enjoying myself and and yeah, so she's just
having so good at it's like the the old movie
Sally where she's having the orgasm or pretending to have

(42:18):
the orgasm and the diner. Yeah, so Morgan goes in
there in this case it was a Halloween store and
has had some questions for the store employee excuse me?

Speaker 16 (42:27):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (42:28):
Uh, can I get your help?

Speaker 17 (42:29):
I want to get an animatronic that like jump out
at you, like just anything any of the animal. Okay, okay,
that's pretty scary.

Speaker 9 (42:42):
Do you have anything else like that?

Speaker 16 (42:46):
Yeah, but that'll okay.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
Thanks for helping me. Thanks your help. Appreciate that I
forgot about all of this. And again, let's see, that's
why we have something that's just so specific to one event. Yeah,
like this is we're gonna play in July now, yeah, yeah,
Halloween moorgasms. Yeah, and her mom was with her, and
her mom was with her in the Halloween store actually
sitting there doing this stuff.

Speaker 22 (43:10):
Oh yeah, yeah, and she was training me in a
car before you went it just like you gotta make
better moans like they all sound the same.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
Mortgeah, your mom's fun. You need to wrap it up.
This is what you do.

Speaker 9 (43:26):
I love your mom, maybe prouder.

Speaker 2 (43:28):
There's another employee at the Halloween store.

Speaker 9 (43:31):
Do you work here?

Speaker 17 (43:32):
She needs me and my mom are looking for like
decorations for Halloween, but like big scary animentronic stuff.

Speaker 9 (43:39):
Well, I can't say we have like bloggers stuff.

Speaker 13 (43:42):
That's I'm on the floor and I was pretty much
where we have all the animatronic stuff because okay, but
I'm a lectric between let's do so oh yeah, no.

Speaker 17 (43:48):
So I like the spider thing on the other side,
How does it work?

Speaker 2 (43:51):
Like you just whoa? I think it has emotions?

Speaker 13 (43:57):
H yeah, wow that scary that.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
This one trying to off.

Speaker 17 (44:11):
Oh yeah, that's a good try dismissing me.

Speaker 16 (44:18):
Okay, thank you, all right.

Speaker 5 (44:19):
Cool, thanks, you're like, okay, by.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
I love how it doesn't and he's just trying to
stay professionally like, oh god, this is probably one of
those secret shoppers the company sends in. So I'm going
to handle this freaking out spider.

Speaker 17 (44:33):
Oh god, yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 14 (44:37):
We're gonna have to know where are you looking when
you're making the sounds?

Speaker 9 (44:40):
Are you making eye.

Speaker 5 (44:41):
Can't on top of no?

Speaker 9 (44:42):
Oh god, no, I don't think there's with any of
these moorgasms.

Speaker 17 (44:45):
I don't think I've made eye contact.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
You'll get the cops. You're also going to get your
eyes rolled in the back of your head, right curl. Yeah, yeah,
so good. What about a price check on that spider
it's thing? Oh yeah, that one night there.

Speaker 17 (45:02):
So he's two sixty last it's two sixty nine.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
Yeah, we'll give me that's hot.

Speaker 9 (45:13):
And that was two employees because they had to get
help to get there.

Speaker 5 (45:17):
I love how you go back and forth like okay,
thank you.

Speaker 9 (45:21):
Part of me is like did I get enough?

Speaker 2 (45:22):
I'm ready to go? And again she's in there with
her mom. Man, you work here, right?

Speaker 9 (45:28):
How does this thing work?

Speaker 17 (45:29):
So normally he's like leaning over, but when you stick
your hand in it, since there's it, I like this one.

Speaker 20 (45:35):
Yeah, it looks like somebody may have broken him.

Speaker 2 (45:38):
Which typically maybe if you fond the land, is that
your mom? Yeah maybe fond don't talk.

Speaker 9 (45:48):
Mom, but she had to, which ticulally maybe if you
fond the lamb.

Speaker 5 (45:55):
But yeah, normally he's like leans over like this, we're
also right, yeah, but yeah, normally he's like forward a
little bit.

Speaker 18 (46:05):
So whenever you go to.

Speaker 17 (46:07):
Centrom' that's scared me.

Speaker 9 (46:12):
Okay, that was so professional. Nice tearing these back again.

Speaker 2 (46:19):
You pull these out when you need a good laugh. No,
I love it more shopping with mom?

Speaker 9 (46:26):
Well, do you have any other ones that like do
that kind of stuff?

Speaker 2 (46:29):
What other really scary?

Speaker 16 (46:31):
You do have to writer?

Speaker 9 (46:37):
Oh yeah that actually.

Speaker 2 (46:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (46:57):
Enjoyment of.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
Segment o God because it makes Greg silf warning, Now
she's reacting that way to a spider, Whereas we had
Greg's reaction to the cockroach that really brought a lot
of enjoyment to Morgan. She said she watched that about
I came a thousand times.

Speaker 9 (47:15):
And not the whole video either.

Speaker 17 (47:17):
I just rewinded to Greg's scream at the end over
and laughing.

Speaker 2 (47:22):
I saw where Greg had pushed his chair back. This
is when we had the cockroach in the studio that
Morgan kissed, which the videos on our instagram at the
what you show you can check it out from yesterday,
and Greg had pushed his chair all the way back
to the door of the studio. His hands were up
as if the cops are telling him to show your hand. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (47:41):
Am I embarrassed? Yes, but I can't lie that. That
is my visceral reaction to bugs. It's my number one
biggest error.

Speaker 8 (47:51):
Instantly dive you touched a bug or something?

Speaker 2 (47:54):
Now what what's what's morgasm? That's her reaction? You like, yeah, yeah,
one more store employee? Do you work here?

Speaker 23 (48:06):
Right?

Speaker 17 (48:07):
So trying to find an animatronic that like jumps out
and scares people. I can't get the clown to go off, though,
does it work?

Speaker 13 (48:13):
You know, we're sold out at this climate.

Speaker 17 (48:16):
Okay, would I be able to buy that one if
it's still working?

Speaker 9 (48:19):
No, it's just for show.

Speaker 17 (48:20):
Okay, I saw the spiders, but then I'm oh.

Speaker 16 (48:30):
That's scary. Okay, Okay, you're nuts.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
I love it.

Speaker 7 (48:45):
I love knowing that the employees went home that night
and told.

Speaker 9 (48:48):
The right I hope I made someone's.

Speaker 2 (48:53):
I make the customers so hard up.

Speaker 5 (48:56):
Are you scared for your safety?

Speaker 2 (48:57):
That's a complicated question. So being here today, if I
say the wrong word, I could be charged with That's
a complicated question. So being here today, if I war, technically,
it can be charged with mars. And now back to
the you know, speaking of people who just hate fun.
When we were talking about the dude in Seattle that

(49:20):
wrecked that neighbors Halloween decorations set up in there with
the Bob Ross skeleton and the coffin and the whole thing. Well,
in Florida, this guy pulls up to a target and
wasn't feeling very fessive, and he walked to the pumpkins
that were on display outside the store and went up
through on the ground smashed it, then proceeded to do
that about eighty more times, eighty pumpkins in total, smashed

(49:46):
him and this is about one point thirty in the morning,
so no employees around to stop him from what he
was doing this. They called the cops the next morning,
told him what happened, handed over the security video, and
the cops only had to wait a few days because
the guy showed up again, this time during the day.
The store called the cops back immediately. They arrested the guy.
He confessed and about five hundred bucks worth of pumpkins. Damn.

(50:09):
And it turns out this dude has a long rap
sheet that includes battery, trespassing, burglary, reckless driving. So he's
a real he's a real good time.

Speaker 5 (50:18):
Is it all produce based or yeah?

Speaker 2 (50:20):
I mean his battery trespassing, burglary, reckless driving.

Speaker 5 (50:24):
Battery like the broccoli off Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:26):
Yeah, speaking of getting things caught on video, whatever happened
is you you sent this to my wife last night,
and my wife's like, uh, should she be concerned about this?

Speaker 6 (50:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (50:37):
I'm at home alone and it's you know, dark out,
and I get this little notification on my phone that says, oh,
someone's in the backyard and I don't really think.

Speaker 2 (50:46):
About it because he just got cameras.

Speaker 5 (50:48):
Yeah, a little camera thing, and I don't really I look,
but I don't see anything, and I move on with
my life. Maybe it's a leaf that blew by. Then
my husband calls who's not home, and he goes, uh,
I just got a notification that someone's in the backyard.
And I just saw and someone's back there with a
light looking around, and I go, what what do you look?

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Greg? Look there there's the this is what damn that
h And by the way her house, there are kind
of taller stone walls go around the sides in the
back of the yard and then there are two there's
there's a gate, so you can't just it's not just
open like how people sometimes don't have fences like this

(51:28):
person went through the side gate onto her property specifically,
now is in the backyard? Is that with the flashlights?

Speaker 5 (51:36):
And so I'm so. My husband claims he did not
say this to me, but I heard it crystal clear.

Speaker 2 (51:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (51:41):
Can you can you just go out there and check?

Speaker 2 (51:43):
And right circumstane.

Speaker 5 (51:47):
He claims he didn't say that, but that I don't
know what else he could have said. So I'm in
the house. I'm like, can you just get home? I'm trying,
so I'm freaking out. I don't love it. I just
finished watching The Subs, which is not that scary, but
I feel weird. I turn off and I'm singing really
loud to myself. I could not stop singing. Crowded house.

(52:08):
I could not stop singing, don't dream It's over at
the top of my lungs. And I was like, I
gotta get quiet, and so I sat on the nose
on Greg's noset couch that I have now, and I
just sat there quiet, like watching the little camera.

Speaker 9 (52:20):
Did you like grab a knife or I just?

Speaker 5 (52:22):
I just I froze and I am strapped. So I
don't know why.

Speaker 2 (52:27):
Yeah, I never found out.

Speaker 5 (52:29):
We think we know what happened. So Andy gets home.
We go look around the back and we hear a
bunch of the.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
Smack him over the back of the head with his penis.
I just took his large club knocked the guy out
shoulder walking tall. What's that movie? The guy walks around
the two by four. It was the Rock.

Speaker 5 (52:48):
So we go outside. We hear a bunch of noise
and the next door neighbors. We kind of peek over
the wall and there's a bunch of teenagers like hanging out.
So my guess is they threw something over and we're so.
I didn't really forget.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
I didn't not but still I love that. Okay, I
didn't love it.

Speaker 5 (53:05):
But to get a notification not see anything.

Speaker 2 (53:08):
Especially a new neighbor, Yeah, you don't know these people,
like if I thank you. I've lived next door to
my neighbors for a dozen years now, same people, Like
I might go back there because they know me. They
would see me on the camera. Go, oh that's yeah, okay,
I would see them if they came in. Oh okay,
I'd never do that. Yeah, when somebody you don't know.

Speaker 5 (53:26):
It sucked hard getting shot you.

Speaker 9 (53:28):
Think it is. You didn't confirm that.

Speaker 5 (53:30):
No, that's what I think it is. And so that's
the thing. Like I get a notification, I look, I
don't see anything because the moment passed. Then talk about
horror movie. My husband goes there's someone in the backyard
and I'm home alone, freaking out. You know, it was
not great.

Speaker 2 (53:46):
They're not sneaking around looking like around the house. Part
they were clearly looking for something in the backyard. Looks
like they're on the ground. They have a flashlights. They're
not trying to stay off the radar, so to speak,
like they have a flashlight, so they're making themselves obvious
on in my backyard. I'm with you on that too.
I'm with you on that too, But that that would
have been one thing. I go, all right, Well, they're
not looking around the windows and trying to into the

(54:10):
into the house.

Speaker 5 (54:11):
That's why I think they threw something over or something
somehow gotten our yard. But I didn't like it.

Speaker 8 (54:15):
I had some kids just recently. They threw something over
the wall of my house and they jumped the wall
and came to the backyard and like, yeah, we did that. Yeah,
but I'm just like, dude, like I have dogs do anything.

Speaker 2 (54:33):
But like they don't. They don't, they don't know.

Speaker 5 (54:35):
Yeah, no one wants to knock on a door anymore though.

Speaker 14 (54:38):
Yeah, they'd rather just silently sneak in and out rather
than just be like, hey, at this flu, you're.

Speaker 5 (54:42):
Not sneaking between that and the tepeeing. We have cameras.

Speaker 2 (54:45):
I crashed a drone into someone's yard and I went
over there and I had the knock on the door,
go hey man, sorry, Yeah, I crashed like, okay, no problems,
have gotten my gun out. Yeah, I thought about it.

Speaker 9 (55:01):
I'm surprised you will just open.

Speaker 2 (55:02):
The door exact.

Speaker 5 (55:04):
That's how I got that impression.

Speaker 9 (55:05):
We just got there.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
Okay, Well, bad impression is protect yourself On their side,
they just went into someone's yard without permission, in the
middle of it when it's dark out.

Speaker 5 (55:13):
It was very dark.

Speaker 8 (55:13):
I want to set a standard like, don't come in.

Speaker 2 (55:16):
Yeah, yo, that bitch is crazy. Let the word get
around the neighborhood.

Speaker 5 (55:20):
That's true.

Speaker 14 (55:21):
And what is on the back side of your fence,
like where they could have been hanging out?

Speaker 9 (55:25):
It was another yard?

Speaker 5 (55:26):
Yeah okay, yeah, yeah it sucked. So Andy's gonna have
a word with the neighbors today.

Speaker 2 (55:31):
Well, you need to have a word with Andy. Him
saying go out there.

Speaker 5 (55:34):
He swears that's not what he said. But what could
he have said?

Speaker 9 (55:37):
Can you go check it out?

Speaker 5 (55:38):
I go no, absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (55:40):
Maybe he meant just look out the window.

Speaker 5 (55:42):
But that even wasn't gonna happen.

Speaker 2 (55:43):
You have an actual alarm system on your house. Yeah,
oh yeah, so I've heard. You know, when people get
into that situation, they recommend actually the the the if
you see somebody kind of lurking in the set your
own alarm off, Like so so the house goes what
I would have done, yeah, Like so you don't have
to that's what that panic button is for your car,

(56:05):
but you yeah, yeah, So if you see someone kind
of lurking around or like, you need to get people's attention.
And even if you just have that in you're pocketing,
you are an awkward situation. You can make the car
to start screaming.

Speaker 5 (56:14):
That's a good idea.

Speaker 2 (56:16):
If they're up to no good man, they're gonna high
tail it out there. They'll be out of there so fast.
I talked through my cameras all the time. You want
to hear my camera voice. It's up. I'm going to help.
You're going down. What you do? What you did that?

Speaker 5 (56:28):
I almost talked through.

Speaker 8 (56:29):
It, and I was like, just so you absolutely did nothing.
You have you have a firearm, you have an alarm,
you have a way to talk to people, and and
you made no noise and you say anybody, I feel
like no one was at the house.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
Well what's the would you say?

Speaker 1 (56:42):
No?

Speaker 5 (56:43):
But that's the thing, when when my alarm went off,
there was no one back there, so I'm just watching it.
It was like eight seconds before and Andy saw that one,
and then I went back and looked at it.

Speaker 2 (56:52):
I was like, I would have just definitely set the
alarm off.

Speaker 5 (56:54):
Yeah, okay, next time, I'm going to shoot him and
set the alarm off.

Speaker 2 (56:57):
Yeah, that's what you're supposed to say.

Speaker 5 (56:58):
Okay, we'll do it.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
Well, no, I remember you know the security company walking
you through different things that you could do, even if
like say you're outside of your house, someone strong arms
you back into your house, like, get you in the driveway,
get inside, turn the alarm off. You know, you can
punch in it. You have a panic code, Amy code,
there's a panic code that disables the alarm but still

(57:20):
sends the cops Like yeah, so it'll turn the alarm off,
it'll disable it, and so the person would think that
you just disabled the alarm, but the cops are on
their way. They've been alerted that there's a situation happening
in that moment and you're under duress.

Speaker 5 (57:37):
I love that because menace. Here's my question. I don't
have a shotgun. I have a I have a regular gun. Whatever,
what did you what? What shall I do with that?
In that situation, go outside and announce your racket.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
I entered the house.

Speaker 5 (57:52):
They didn't enter the house.

Speaker 2 (57:53):
I would have like an open window from the bedroom
or whatever, and then just like rack the gun a
couple of times. Yeah, okay, Oh, they would hear that.
Are you kidding? They would hear that. That's like a
dog whistle to bad people that they know that sound.
I told you. There's a guy buddy of mine runs
an audio visual company. Someone was in his work truck.
He saw it on the cameras. He ran out there.

(58:14):
Big Fatus runs out there, no shirt on, shotgun, puts
the barrel of the gun right up against the guy's cheek.
It's pushing his cheek up towards his nose and eye.
And he goes, I'm gonna blow your head off, mother,
And he goes get out. You get to get out
of here. And this guy spilits and the thing is

(58:36):
like he had stopped his car, got out of his
car to go rob my friend's car, and my buddy
ran out that right up against it. I saw the video.
It's amazing, that's what's up.

Speaker 13 (58:46):
Fan.

Speaker 2 (58:47):
I loved it. He knew I would love That's why
he showed it to me.

Speaker 7 (58:50):
And here's here's a good test from the nine nine
says the number Gina is nine to one one.

Speaker 2 (58:55):
Yeah, trying to.

Speaker 5 (58:56):
I think you guys are making a bigger deal out
of this than I did. Because the neighbor came.

Speaker 2 (59:02):
I wouldn't have gone out there where you didn't know
who it was. You still don't know.

Speaker 8 (59:06):
Yeah, I gotta take it, but don't be in my backyard.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
Dog ratings come out every week, and if they're not
good or good enough, we're gonna be talking to rich
Ded Murro rich on tech. We'll be giving us all
the things that we should know about in the world
of tech. But it's all like easy to digest stuff.

Speaker 5 (59:29):
But the rest of you.

Speaker 2 (59:29):
Might find very helpful for the common Mary. Yeah, at
least the very least interesting. Yeah, yeah, get that.

Speaker 23 (59:35):
So.

Speaker 2 (59:36):
Rich Dumuro joining us this hour here on the Woody Show,
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Speaker 5 (59:54):
Hi, Woody Show I'm Jesse. I've been a follower of
you guys anyway, Oh my god, people.

Speaker 2 (01:00:03):
Fuck.

Speaker 17 (01:00:04):
Why is it that they're.

Speaker 22 (01:00:06):
Complaining and itching about the taxes on a twenty five
thousand dollars flight?

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be able to take.

Speaker 5 (01:00:20):
And secondly, I agree with you guys on the whole
nine one one operator thing.

Speaker 10 (01:00:25):
Have you guys ever heard those messages where the people
or the operators get mad at.

Speaker 14 (01:00:30):
Those people calling.

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Very nice.

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I love her.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
We were talking. The most recent nine one one call
that we were discussing was the car thief that returned
the vehicle after spotting the toddler in the back seat.
And this woman's calling and the nine operator is just
almost like you got you interrupted her whatever she was
doing Oh my god, My god, I can't believe this

(01:01:27):
phone's ringing up. No, I don't.

Speaker 24 (01:01:37):
Help.

Speaker 16 (01:01:39):
He bought my car back.

Speaker 2 (01:01:40):
So yeah, her baby is in the backseat of the car.
They just got stolen. Ma'am, ma'am my kid. Anyway, well,
I mean, yeah, we we're trying to do a fun
thing with this fly to Dubai deal because Menace has
been wanting to do it for so long. But the
original plan it was just supposed to be Menace. Then

(01:02:02):
I said, you know, man, I'll go with you, right,
We'll make it into a whole thing because I just
wanted to see the plane. And then I'm like, you
know what, dude, that'd be even cooler. It's gonna I'm sure.
We've been talking about this for so long. Let's get
a listener involved. Now we can do one because the
tickets are super expensive, and by the way, I think
because of the availability and when we were able to

(01:02:24):
do it, I think it's closer to thirty thousand dollars
per ticket now, which is insane per ticket per first
class round trip. And it's going to be done in
the matter of like, you know, two days, yep, you know.
But we're just trying to do a fun thing, and
of course people that money would have been better spent

(01:02:46):
X Y Z, and that's that's always how it goes.
And so for those people or the people who would
bitch about the taxes, I mean, you know, what do
you want from us? We didn't have to invite anybody
at all. And it's a thirty think of it, like
how you go? But it was free shipping. What a deal? Yeah, Like, yeah,
you know, I got to pay the taxes, but like
I don't pay thirty thousand dollars for an experience that

(01:03:09):
would otherwise cost me thirty thousand dollars. It's like a
groupon right everything. Yeah, so we uh, we interviewed the
five semifinals. The one that we couldn't get a hold
of it was Erica. Yeah, we called her multiple times. Yeah,
we called her a couple different times. She never picked
up and so anyway, but we liked what she had

(01:03:31):
to say and she was in the running with Leonard,
who's the guy onecologist. Richard who's the aerospace engineer, Candace
who we talked about, she's the one that's the mobile
notary yeh. And then Gilbert Fernandez, he's another guy who
works in aviation. Yeah, I've been doing that for the
past ten years. And so then your votes were closed out.

(01:03:51):
And so now we know the two finalists, and then
Medice and I will we'll get together, will pow out
and we'll make the decision on who gets to go
between Ueen, Richard who's the aerospace engineer, Richard Lawson or
Larson and Gilbert Fernandez. Congratulations, fellas they must a hustle

(01:04:12):
and got those votes. The uh, the listeners narrowed it
down to you. We narrowed of all the people that applied,
We narrowed it. We narrowed it down to the five. Yeah,
a lot of reading. We got you guys involved. You
now have narrowed it down to two. And it's medicine
and my sole discretion? Is it medicine I or I
and me? And me and menace?

Speaker 5 (01:04:32):
Medicine my medace and my That sounds wrong because if
you take out of it, it's my sole discretion. So
that's how you know.

Speaker 2 (01:04:39):
But doesn't that sound wrong? Us menace in my and I.
It's menace and my sole discretion because we're the ones
that gotta be on a plane for thirty two hours
with you in the course of two days. So congratulations
to Richard Larson and Gilbert Fernandez. We will announce the
grand prize winner tomorrow morning here on The Woody Show. Awesome.

Speaker 8 (01:04:58):
I need to get their social media links. I can
tell if they're annoying or not.

Speaker 2 (01:05:03):
You know what, we get to take all things into
consideration if you want to, if you want to check
it out. They do that for jobs. They look at
people on social media. All right, we'll get to your break.
We'll talk to rich on Tech next. Hang on to.

Speaker 6 (01:05:18):
Joe tore Blady.

Speaker 2 (01:05:24):
Gosh, thank you.

Speaker 8 (01:05:26):
This is.

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Like a welcome mac and please welcome to the show.
I think we have them all dialed in here. Rich Simiro, everybody,
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Speaker 5 (01:06:04):
Yeah, the good stuff.

Speaker 2 (01:06:05):
So this isn't like tech news for the people who
are already like super deep into the tech stuff. This
is just for like the average person, like you know,
everybody from Greg to myself or sebas like kind of
everywhere in between. And one of the things I saw
Rich when you went to New York, you got to
see this GM eyes Off Driving thing that escalate, which
I was talking about after I saw that you had

(01:06:25):
posted on your Instagram. This thing looks super cool. Yeah,
it is really cool.

Speaker 25 (01:06:29):
And so GM basically laid out their vision for their
future of cars, and that involves autonomous driving. They're calling
it eyes Off Driving, and it's going to premiere on
the twenty twenty eight Cadillac Escalade IQ. It's been trained
on a whole bunch of drivers using their Supercrus. Supercrus
has already built into a lot of GM cars, but

(01:06:50):
with that you have to keep your eyes on the road.
This new system will let you take your eyes off
the road. So the example they showed no joke, this
twenty twenty eight Cadillac Escalade had white Lotus playing on
the dashboard because that would be the reality.

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
So once you get on the Menesota to get the way,
being able to get in the car and like take
a nap, wake up, and then you're there.

Speaker 25 (01:07:13):
That's the dream and that's coming now this you know,
there's five levels of autonomous driving. This is level three. Uh,
you're probably talking more level four or five. Five is
when there's no steering wheel at all in the car,
which if you go to Vegas by the way, you
can try that out. They've got Zookes, which is Amazon's
self driving car that is already operating you know, limited

(01:07:33):
runs things like that, but you can try it out.
But all this stuff is going to take some getting
used to because this is your own car versus something
like away moo.

Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
And GM says they're using.

Speaker 25 (01:07:44):
Cameras, radar, and lidar to make this work, as opposed
to someone like Tesla that's just using cameras.

Speaker 2 (01:07:51):
And the other thing I thought was interesting is these
turquoise lights.

Speaker 25 (01:07:54):
So a lot of these automakers, you know, you have
to understand, like if you're a regular driver, a human driver, wait,
what's that car doing in front of me?

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
Why are those lights on? If you see these? Uh,
I think turquoise is what.

Speaker 25 (01:08:05):
GM is using, and I think that Mercedes is using
that as well, or some sort of blue light like
that that lets you know the car is in autonomous mode.

Speaker 2 (01:08:13):
So if you're driving along, you'd be like, oh, that
person's not even driving. The car is driving itself. Sweet
because you were you were saying like, oh, Tesla already
has autopilots.

Speaker 6 (01:08:23):
This made a lot of news. But all you have
to do is if you can trick your Tesla into
not knowing that you're not looking right there?

Speaker 2 (01:08:32):
Easy, Yeah, I say, but that's a lot of the
cars are they have, like you, that little camera that's
on the dashes looking at your eyes or well, I've
seen people hang things from the steering wheel, you know,
to make it it makes the steering wheel like sense
that maybe somebody's holding onto the steering Whe'm paying attention.

Speaker 8 (01:08:47):
Now, Seabas, you know, I'm a Tesla homer as well,
but there is a big difference with this whole light
ar thing versus what Tesla's doing.

Speaker 6 (01:08:55):
With Yeah, I've written in, I've written in I've used
myself driving in my Tesla, and I've also seen the
heads up or the display they show you in the
ways and the way mos are sort of next level.
But that being so test to.

Speaker 25 (01:09:06):
Do it, let's talk about well, let's put it this way.
Number one, you trick your Tesla into hanging something off
the string wheel. It's gonna trick you right into death as.

Speaker 13 (01:09:13):
Something you know.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
Believe me. I love the self driving on the Tesla.

Speaker 25 (01:09:19):
I think it's absolutely incredible, but it is not autonomous driving.
It still makes a lot of mistakes. It does chi
do you have to be careful, But yes, I do
think it's come a long way. I've used it now
for five plus years, and I will tell you the
amount of strides it's made in those five years is
absolutely mind boggling, and it just keeps getting better. But

(01:09:40):
this with the you know, GM is saying, since they
are using lidar and radar, they can see up to
four football fields ahead. They can see through rain, they
can see through fog. They can detect things that the
cameras can't and the human eye can't. So look, we're
at a war for who could do this the best,
but also the cheapest and fastest.

Speaker 2 (01:09:59):
So this thing might stop at school buses they're letting
kids off the boss. I've seen those videos too. Okay. Also,
we're talking cyber tructs here. We're talking with rich on Tech,
rich DeMuro. You can find them on social media at
rich On tech. Now this is not a gadget as
much as as like a piece of software. But you
were saying that you went on to open Table and
they have a new rewards program that you wanted to

(01:10:20):
tell people about because you were talking about like how
cool it is and how many things that you get,
like all these little benefits.

Speaker 25 (01:10:25):
Yeah, I just thought there was a couple cool things
about this. So obviously, if you're making reservations for restaurants,
you're always on open Table, like I am. My wife
loves open Table, and they've got this new loyalty program
called open Table Regulars. If you've used open Table in
the past, they've given you like rewards like points if
you make a reservation. I don't even understand what that
was for.

Speaker 2 (01:10:44):
Yeah, what do you mean? Now, I have no idea.
But now the points actually do add up. You can
get like Amazon gift cards and things like that.

Speaker 16 (01:10:51):
Oh.

Speaker 25 (01:10:52):
But the thing I thought was cool is that if
you make six reservations in a year, you get this
new Gold status, which, by the way, I already had
all to do is press except and this is the
best part. Gold members get priority Notify Me, which means
if you're looking to snag a reservation at a restaurant
and you set that alert, this will now alert the

(01:11:12):
Gold members first before regulars.

Speaker 2 (01:11:15):
So if a reservation opens up at one of those restaurants,
like you notificate good as a Gold lumber and I'm looking.

Speaker 5 (01:11:22):
For it right now. Apparently I have zero points, which
is very sad because I definitely use Open Table. And
then one will give you six months of Uber for free.

Speaker 2 (01:11:30):
Yeah, so if you have that.

Speaker 25 (01:11:31):
Gold status, which I which I had, I also got
six months of Uber one, but I already have Uber one,
so I said, sorry.

Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
You're not eligible, but if you do it, I guess
you know. That's That's that. What else do we need
to know about this week? Rich on Tech? Let's see. Okay,
so if you use Google, which a lot of us do.

Speaker 25 (01:11:48):
I always get questions on the radio show about people
getting locked out of their accounts, And this happens because
you no longer have access to your recovery email, your
phone number, you switch phone lines, whatever, and next thing
you know, you can't access your Gmail, your contacts, your photos,
and so you've got to have a backup plan. When
you first set up these accounts, they give you like

(01:12:09):
these recovery codes, that nobody ever keeps you just you know, says, hey,
make sure you screenshot this and you throw it away immediately.

Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
I've been getting a lot of things on websites right
now asking for me to set up a pass key. Yes, same, No,
which will use your facial ID, It'll use like face
ID thing, or you can set up something different. You
can have like an authenticat or things like that. But
I you know, I've noticed that that seems to.

Speaker 25 (01:12:29):
Be in the last but three weeks, they're really pushing
the pass keys set them up. The only thing that's
a little confusing about the passkeys is that you can
have a different pass key on your phone, on your computer,
on your tablet, all for the same website and all
using different methods, so you could. So it's a little
bit confusing because the past keys are just it's not
like totally standardized just yet. But if you set it

(01:12:51):
up and you use a password manager or you use them,
it works great. Just know that it's still a little
confusing even to someone like me who delves to this
stuff every day. Google is rolling out this thing called
recovery contacts. Basically, if you just tell them a friend
or family member that you trust. If you ever get
locked out of your account, they can send a one

(01:13:11):
time code to that friend or family member that can
help you get back into your account. So it's just
kind of a nice helpful way of making sure that
you never lose access to your Google account. You can
go to g dot co Slash Recovery Contacts to set
it up. I bet you a bunch of your pissed.

Speaker 2 (01:13:27):
Off ex girlfriends, boyfriends and stuff, because you're gonna be
You'll be the trusted person they when they when they
sign up for it or whatever forget. Yeah, and they'll forget.
And then the person who won't forget is the pissed
off X or someone who's just out to screw you
and then'll delete your account.

Speaker 25 (01:13:41):
H yeah, just to be clear, they do not have
access to your account. That would be super dangerous here,
but yes they can help you get back in. But
that would be really that would be see that could
be like a TV show where the X is like, oh,
I could help you get back into your account.

Speaker 2 (01:13:54):
You delete all the pictures of your new girlfriend. You know, now,
if you're paranoid about things like facial recognition or people
getting into your accounts or whatever, these new anti facial
recognition glasses. This is perfect for the criminal, I would assume, right, Rich, Yeah,
if you're trying to keep a low profile. I don't
know about you, guys, but I look at like every

(01:14:15):
bit of technology everywhere I go. So I've been at
like concerts, stadiums, You're on grocery store, You're on record everywhere. Yeah. Yeah,
Like I'm not kidding.

Speaker 25 (01:14:24):
If you look at these little signs they have placed,
it says things like we use facial recognition, we use
bluetooth beacons, like they have all of it listed out there.
Like the ways that places are tracking us is pretty wild,
and you just don't even realize that. Yeah, there are
cameras scanning your face, so they know when you come
into that grocery store, they know when you leave there.

Speaker 2 (01:14:44):
You go Greg. Yeah, so even if you try to
like sneak in, Greg got this paranoid that the employees
will notice that he's there every day. They are, but
they already.

Speaker 8 (01:14:57):
Yeah, but I mean I don't know, Rich, cause look
at the end to a dome where the Clippers play.
Everything's facial recognition. You just walk right in. Everything is
paid for through facial recognition.

Speaker 2 (01:15:08):
Well, I on night one. It didn't.

Speaker 8 (01:15:10):
But I've gone there multiple times and had zero issues
and said somebody was there, like a couple of weeks ago.

Speaker 2 (01:15:14):
They they were there, heard her girlfriend and they got drinks,
like they went to a show and they got drinks
all night. Never got charged.

Speaker 6 (01:15:21):
Sounds like it works, yeah, but never got charged.

Speaker 2 (01:15:27):
Yeah. Do we call them and let him?

Speaker 8 (01:15:29):
Like no, but it was but it's like, I don't know,
it's pretty seamless, so it's like you give and take.
I don't want this, you know, big brother thing. But
also it's pretty convenient.

Speaker 2 (01:15:40):
But how does it work? Is it just like uh,
like one of these masks were like connected to a
set of sunglasses and you put them on and hide
your face.

Speaker 25 (01:15:48):
So the lenses are treated with a special material that
reflects infrared light. So if you put these glasses on
and basically Zenny Op's called Zenny I d guards En.
He sells a whole bunch of glasses online. It's like
one of these online shops, but you can get them
treated with this new ID guard. So whatever glasses you get,
whether it's sunglasses, your prescription glasses, you get this.

Speaker 2 (01:16:11):
You add this on and now when you go to
use your This is the annoying part.

Speaker 25 (01:16:16):
Face ID will not work, Windows Hello will not work, Yeah,
because these rely on infrared. But the idea is that
any of these cameras around you that are scanning for
your face, number one, that's going to block that. Number two,
your eyes are actually blocked out because these lenses reflect
complete blackness to the infrared cameras, So if they try

(01:16:36):
to snap a picture of you, they can't get your eyes,
which I guess shields the biometrics. So kind of a
neat way to control your biometric data from being taken
and used and abused by all those places.

Speaker 2 (01:16:49):
Okay, so my wife and I anything with our name
address that comes in the mail, we tear that part
off and we shred everything. And yet your information, I mean,
no matter what you do, like so much information. Like
I kind of feel like you do something like this,
You're kidding yourself. This is just basically for your own
peace of mind. Yeah, that makes yourself feel better. It's
like a placebo. Yeah, when you trying to buy something

(01:17:10):
at the Hallmark store, they ask you for your email,
your phone number and everything. Yeah, like everything's out there,
and I always say no, oh, I know because I mean,
do you trust him secure?

Speaker 23 (01:17:18):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:17:19):
I agree. I I always try to say no to like.

Speaker 25 (01:17:22):
It's funny because we get caught up in it too,
Like you're in a transaction like okay, and I just
need your date of birth, your phone number, your email.
I'm like, wait, what to buy? I was buying something
the other day. I can't remember what it was, but
they asked for so much information. I was like, wait,
do you really need all of this for me to
buy this?

Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
I I forget where I was, and it was they
would not go on with the transaction unless I gave
them a phone number, and I go, no, it's a
kind of one. No, it's not for any kind of
marketing brod. It's just I'm like, no, I'm not well,
I can't. I can't ring this off. I said, you
can't sell me this item without me giving you an
I said fine, and I gave them the old the
TV number where I'm like six o nine five five

(01:17:58):
five one two one two, and they put it in there.

Speaker 12 (01:18:01):
What do you know?

Speaker 2 (01:18:02):
I checked out? Okay, it's just so dumb. Miracle. Yeah,
So they've got two tips on that.

Speaker 25 (01:18:07):
First off, eight six seven five three oh nine works
for almost any America.

Speaker 2 (01:18:12):
Yeah, that's Jenny. I'm not kidding. I've used it so
many times.

Speaker 25 (01:18:17):
It cracks me and my kids up every single time
we go to a store and we don't want to
sign up for the thing.

Speaker 2 (01:18:21):
We just use that for traveling. Ye number two.

Speaker 24 (01:18:25):
Uh.

Speaker 25 (01:18:25):
They will take whatever number you give, whatever piece of
information you give them, whether it's your email address, whether
it's your phone number, they will then take that and
put it into a database that then fills in all
the other information about you. So even if you give
them one little piece of information, they still It's called layering,
where those just take other database use it.

Speaker 2 (01:18:45):
You're filling the layered on top.

Speaker 25 (01:18:47):
It is oh my god, exactly, and it's truly like
let's say you're a grocery store. They'll take your phone
number and your email and then the'll layer on all
the things you purchase. Over time, they'll layer that into
the commercials you've seen on TV or listen to. It's
really wild, just how deep this goes.

Speaker 2 (01:19:03):
Or talking to Rich on Tech Rich DeMuro and you
can check out his nationally syndicated Rich on Tech radio show.
You can also find the podcast on the iHeartRadio app.
You could subscribe to his free newsletter. Rich on tech
dot tv is where you go for that Rich what's
your gadget of the week.

Speaker 25 (01:19:21):
So I can't necessarily call this a gadget because there's
no batteries or microprocessor involved. But I have to share
it because it is a game changer if you ever
want to sleep on a plane. It's called the Turtle
Travel pillow. And I bought this from my trip to
Japan Daily without the vowels, okay, so tr TRTL.

Speaker 5 (01:19:44):
I wondered about this thing.

Speaker 25 (01:19:46):
I do not use one of those U shaped pillows.
I've traveled for twenty five years. I've never used a
pillow on the plane because they do not work.

Speaker 16 (01:19:53):
This.

Speaker 25 (01:19:53):
I am not kidding. I have never slept better on
a plane, both to Japan and back. Really, I thought
it became a joke because I didn't even think I
could fall asleep twice on the same flight. I did, Like,
I got up, I ate, and then I fell asleep again.
I was like, this thing is absolutely wild.

Speaker 2 (01:20:09):
So Menace and I are doing an extreme weekend trip
to Dubai. So we're leaving on a Friday afternoon at
four o'clock. We're gonna fly the sixteen hours. We're gonna
land in Dubai. We're gonna be there for eight to
ten hours foret how much it is, and then we're
gonna fly right back sixteen hours, will land around two
pm on Sunday. We have to get to these pillows
menas absolutely Yeah.

Speaker 25 (01:20:30):
So it takes a little bit to figure out how
to put it on, but it's almost like a neck brace.
So that's the beauty of it is that you can
lean on this thing like in a way that you
can't with a regular pillow, and it just helps you sleep.

Speaker 2 (01:20:43):
It's so amazing.

Speaker 25 (01:20:44):
You have to wrap it around your neck, so you
do have to watch the YouTube video to figure out
how to do it. But and it is fifty dollars,
so it's more expensive than like your typical twenty dollars
pillow you might find at the airport.

Speaker 2 (01:20:54):
But I'm not kidding.

Speaker 25 (01:20:55):
I had this thing in the back of my car
because I still had it in my trunk after my
trip and I was picking up my kids from school
and I had like a half an hour in between
the kid and I just was like, I wonder if
I could take a nap here.

Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
I fell asleep, so fast in my car. I was
so embarrassed because I'm like, oh my god, now I'm
using that. That's all the car. Yeah, what does his
world come to? Yeah? So t R t L turtle pillow.
We'll we'll definitely check that out.

Speaker 13 (01:21:20):
All right.

Speaker 2 (01:21:20):
Well there he is, La gentlemen, rich on tech out here,
check him out on social media at rich on tech
budd He I always had a great conversation. Thank you,
and we'll talk to you next time. All right, have
a fun trip to Dubai. Ain't nothing but a jap
bang bang eint nothing but a sports dag with the G.

(01:21:40):
Jeff Garcie. Thanks, Good morning, Jeff G. Good morning Woody Show. Well,
last night sucked again.

Speaker 26 (01:21:49):
You kind of knew it was going to be a
bad night when Blake's now gave up two home runs
on his first three pitches. Dodgers lost six one to
the Blue Jays. Blue Jays take a three two lead
in the World Series. You know, Dave Roberts shook up
the lineup, but it didn't help at all. Dodgers' bats
were quiet again. But you got to give credits some
Blue Jay's rookie pitcher Trey Savage twelve strikeouts last night.

Speaker 2 (01:22:09):
Here is Freddy Freeman. They just played a better game
than us tonight. Balls and thirds they are on guys,
this cor position they're getting them in. Just you know.
They just pitched really good too, so they just help
played us today.

Speaker 26 (01:22:19):
Dodgers one through four hitters only had one hit last night.
Here's Mookie Betts taking some responsibility.

Speaker 10 (01:22:24):
I've just been terrible.

Speaker 1 (01:22:25):
I've been terrible, and there's no uh.

Speaker 2 (01:22:27):
I wish it was from that good effort.

Speaker 1 (01:22:30):
I really do, but it's not.

Speaker 2 (01:22:31):
So yeah, I don't have any answers.

Speaker 26 (01:22:33):
So the Dodgers hopes of a repeat rest on Yoshinobu Yamamoto,
who will start tomorrow night's game in Toronto. Good news,
Dodger fans. Yamamoto has pitched two straight complete games. He
has been our stopper man. If the Dodgers can eliminate
stupid mistakes and get some hits, will force the game.

Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
Seven man. Now, let's get on to some good news.

Speaker 26 (01:22:52):
Austin Reeves stayed hot last night.

Speaker 2 (01:22:54):
Reexplix the defense, the floater in the pant Thanks God,
that's a fuzzer. As doesn't again.

Speaker 26 (01:23:01):
Dude has been amazing with Luca and Lebron out Ar
had twenty eight points. The Rabia had twenty seven points.
Lakers beat the Tea Wolves one sixteen to one fifteen.
Lakers and Grizzlies tomorrow NFL. Tonight, we got Ravens and
Dolphins hockey at Crypto dot com Arena.

Speaker 2 (01:23:16):
It's Red Wings and Kings and.

Speaker 26 (01:23:17):
Last but not least, Happy birthday, Wouldie hope you have
a great day.

Speaker 2 (01:23:20):
I'm Jeff G and that's your SoCal sports babe. Thank
you very much. Jimmy, he doesn't know the rule. My
cans are around my Do you feel each individual pump
pump snacking on a Ritz Cracker. It's a Ritz fudge

(01:23:43):
covered limited edition crack broke them up? Oh, I literally
just had it one. Yeah, yeah, I went too. Yeah
I thought you just had one.

Speaker 5 (01:23:53):
No, I went for bee.

Speaker 2 (01:23:55):
So yeah, I'll explain that second. These are like a
limited word. You get him as target. They look good,
So I know people used to make these. They get
the Ritz crackers, they melt chocolate, they put a few
drops of mint in there, and you start up and
then you dip the crackers into the chocolate and you
can make your own. Because the consistency and everything is
a thin man like girl scout cookie thin mint.

Speaker 5 (01:24:18):
These are so trashy, but they're so good.

Speaker 2 (01:24:20):
I wish that was a semi sweet chocolate ins instead
of a milk chocolate.

Speaker 7 (01:24:23):
Yeah, that's good, like the little hint of salt buttery.
I do like the ritz Cracker though, ritz Cracker covered.
I would like a little more fudge though, Yeah, a
little more fudgy flavor.

Speaker 2 (01:24:36):
Mint thing you're talking about. I love that well, the
thin mints. I mean it tastes just like a thin
mint because you get that same that same consistency. It's
so good, so good. Another one. No, Greg's been such
a whale an such a damn menaces birthday month glory.
It was so I thought that you broke into them

(01:24:57):
because Gina said she had a headache. Of course, I've
got like pocket drugs.

Speaker 19 (01:25:01):
He does.

Speaker 2 (01:25:02):
I always have, like, uh, advil. I usually carry advil
and emodium.

Speaker 5 (01:25:08):
Just they were body temperature whatever. They're nice and warm.

Speaker 2 (01:25:13):
You're welcome, I appreciate, Okay, then we go, Sorry for
thinking about very nice. Came over to gave her a
couple of these advil. Anyway, I forgot about this. She's
like a child, Greg, like she can't. And she's like
a dog when it comes to true. She can't. She
can't swallow pills without like if she said she prefers

(01:25:35):
tablets to capsules, because the tablets, she can cut them
in half, and you.

Speaker 5 (01:25:39):
Can't just swallow them like a like a some sort
of animal.

Speaker 2 (01:25:43):
Well with water or some kind of drink like you
put in you put, I can yeah, and the pinch
I can do that. Yeah, you just kind of swish around.

Speaker 5 (01:25:51):
Everybody knows the proper way to take a pill is
to eat some food and pretend like you're not going
to take a pill, and right before you swallow, throw
it in really fast and trickery with dogs.

Speaker 2 (01:26:00):
Yeah, peanut butter or cheese exactly. So, Greg and I
are hardcore judging. It's so weird to me. Not being
able to do that is right up there with adults
who can't swim. There's certain things or like if you're
an adult, you don't know how to ride a bike.

Speaker 5 (01:26:14):
Sorry, I have a gag reflex.

Speaker 6 (01:26:16):
Since when you've told us about your husband, you just
talked about like, yeah, different context, and sheer in to
the base, right, I believe that.

Speaker 2 (01:26:25):
But a hill a little tiny.

Speaker 5 (01:26:27):
Advil I can't do it. One time I actually swallowed
in an ice cube and I thought I was gonna
die and those melt on the way down. Yeah, what
what is it? I don't know I have. It's just
a weird it's a hang up. I know people my
mom and friends who can take a handful of pills
and a gulp, and that's that they're called. That's insane.
I wish I could do it.

Speaker 2 (01:26:48):
There's no way you'd swallow food. Yeah, you can't. You can't.

Speaker 5 (01:26:53):
I've tried it, and it always like I always end
up spitting it into the kitchen thing. It feels like
a mental thing to one hundred percent one hundred. Now
I can take a cholesterol pill because those are tiny.

Speaker 2 (01:27:04):
I'll give you. Hold on, I'll give you another advil.
Let's see you with the water bottle. Let's see it now.

Speaker 5 (01:27:09):
There's first of all, I'm gonna take three advil, the
one that you gave me.

Speaker 2 (01:27:14):
Yes, you could take three of those. They're not look tiny.

Speaker 5 (01:27:19):
That is you, guys the size of Okay, Yeah, there's
soft I'm gonna puke.

Speaker 2 (01:27:26):
You won't try it.

Speaker 5 (01:27:28):
We want we want to see Okay, I mean I'm
gonna puke, with you.

Speaker 2 (01:27:31):
You can do the cheerleaders. You can do this all right,
So what now? Maybe you're doing it wrong.

Speaker 5 (01:27:36):
How are you supposed to do it?

Speaker 2 (01:27:38):
Put it down towards the back of your tongue, not
way down there, so it's falling down your throat, like
right behind your body, front teeth. Hold no, hold on,
hold now, before you and when you take a sip,
have the liquid in your mouth and then swallow the
whole com with what you do with the food. But
it's all the same time.

Speaker 6 (01:27:54):
Do you put the liquid in first or second second,
because the liqu will fall out, or you just put
it in your mouth.

Speaker 5 (01:27:59):
And that's insane.

Speaker 14 (01:28:01):
Once the water's in, if you fill your mouth up
enough to make sure that the pill is not on
your tongue and floating.

Speaker 2 (01:28:06):
In there, then you swallow like you want anything else.
Try it, You got it? Try it? Not being a baby.
I know myself and I can't believe you're not four
years old. Of the we're changing life right now. Go ahead,
put in your mouth. Yeah, towards the back of your tongue.
You're to the front.

Speaker 5 (01:28:23):
You told me to.

Speaker 2 (01:28:25):
Put in your mouth. Okay, there you go. No, take
a big sip.

Speaker 26 (01:28:28):
Of water.

Speaker 2 (01:28:28):
Yeah, big sip of water. Lots of water, A lot
of water. Take a big like a big sip. Okay,
now is it floating? It's off your tongue. Now, just swallow?
M hm, just swallow. What do you mean you did
the right thing. How would you swallow if you just
took a simple water? You just swallow it? Right, just
swallow it. What do you mean you can't? Yes, you can.

(01:28:48):
You know what you're saying. You can geh till you're back.
Just swallow, swallow. It's water, it's just water. It's a
simple water.

Speaker 9 (01:29:00):
In her face, she's having a seizure.

Speaker 22 (01:29:04):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:29:05):
I don't understand.

Speaker 8 (01:29:07):
I don't understand one of those radio shows where we're
faking something.

Speaker 6 (01:29:12):
That's why I wanted to see it, because my tongue
locks up like in the back.

Speaker 5 (01:29:17):
I can't do it. I can't do it.

Speaker 2 (01:29:19):
Yeah, you tuck your chin into your chest.

Speaker 5 (01:29:21):
When everyone's giving me opposite advice. Greg says, put it
behind my teeth. You say, put it back my tongue.
Sammy says, put your head back. They're saying put your
head forward. Which one is it?

Speaker 2 (01:29:31):
I just think you stop being a little bitch about it.
I can't do that.

Speaker 12 (01:29:34):
You do it?

Speaker 2 (01:29:35):
What you did? You put the pill here? I got
my imaginary pill. You put it in your mouth, I
do imagine, and then you just like you're taking a
simple water.

Speaker 5 (01:29:43):
Here's the thing, though, I can't take shots. I've never
taken a shot.

Speaker 2 (01:29:47):
Really, yes, I think.

Speaker 6 (01:29:48):
It's the same, like I can't.

Speaker 2 (01:29:49):
I know people like that, you know they can't. Yeah,
it's not opening your throat shots.

Speaker 5 (01:29:57):
I can't. I can't throw it back.

Speaker 2 (01:29:58):
Okay, Well, sorry to disappoint all of you. I know
we were working with a legal child child. I had
more fun talking about how fat Gregory is. I did not.
You know, it's just hard to believe that the grownd
adult can't do something like that. This is not a
giant big I understand, like some of those medications that

(01:30:21):
you get like a you get like a like an
antibiotic sometimes and those things are massive, right.

Speaker 3 (01:30:25):
You know, But.

Speaker 2 (01:30:27):
A little tiny, little tiny advil that wasn't it was.

Speaker 7 (01:30:32):
That was Getting the flu shot is vastly different than
getting the gonea shot like.

Speaker 2 (01:30:36):
To direct different. Oh, it's like a sledgehammer, right, greg
sledgehammer to the butchy And he knows that from personal experience.

Speaker 5 (01:30:42):
I'd happily take a shot like an injection. Over all, we.

Speaker 2 (01:30:47):
Got that more show coming up for you next eight seven,
seven forty four. What he's the phone number you can
hit us up of the text over to.

Speaker 15 (01:30:53):
Two to nine eight seven, right back, No Woody show
text inven.

Speaker 2 (01:31:09):
And we're gonna go right into it Sea Mass And
this week in audio, ladies and guys, how pumped were
you for the variety Power of Women events? I loved it.
I miss well.

Speaker 6 (01:31:23):
As a feminist, I of course was all over this.
Now a lot of people are talking about Sidney Sweeney's dress,
which was a silver chain mail, a completely see through
like it look good though, I, oh it sure did.

Speaker 3 (01:31:37):
Uh.

Speaker 6 (01:31:37):
But you know so, I'm here. I'm here to try
to listen to the speeches, trying to get learn about
with the power of women. Everyone is like, check out
Sydney Sweeney's boobs. Look there they are. Yeah, And this
is a little bit from her speech to get you
guys back on the right track.

Speaker 27 (01:31:49):
I know what it feels like to be underestimated. Every
one of us has our own fight.

Speaker 23 (01:31:56):
Even right now, my own dress is fighting to hold
up my massive luscious cans and you can see them
through my dress.

Speaker 9 (01:32:07):
Pretty awesome.

Speaker 6 (01:32:08):
Right, Okay, you're supposed to be the youth here.

Speaker 2 (01:32:14):
That's amazing, refreshing. Yeah, very honest. She knows what she's doing.
What was the American? American?

Speaker 6 (01:32:27):
I mean, look at the picture. I don't care if
you I care if you're driving for my ability sakes.
And they say it's not used for good, But that
was for good. Look at that dress, beautiful dress.

Speaker 27 (01:32:38):
You know what it feels like to be underestimated. Every
one of us has our own fight.

Speaker 23 (01:32:44):
Even right now, my own dress is fighting to hold
up my massive, luscious cans. I mean, you can see
them through my dress.

Speaker 5 (01:32:55):
Pretty awesome.

Speaker 2 (01:32:57):
High fives.

Speaker 9 (01:33:00):
Actually said that kind of.

Speaker 2 (01:33:01):
Cool, kind of cool.

Speaker 8 (01:33:04):
She actually does stuff like that, so it was kind
of believable.

Speaker 2 (01:33:08):
That's been awesome this weekend audio.

Speaker 6 (01:33:10):
All right, so this has been going around for a while.
This is the audio from a bunch of guys who
were just pranking. They got on a bunch of scary
Halloween masks. The three of these dudes walked up to
a house and said this to their doorbell cameras. This
is from maybe seven ABC News.

Speaker 2 (01:33:23):
Three people wearing Halloween masks, terrorizing a family in Alexandria, Virginia.
I said happy Halloween. When they first came and asked
them to get off the property, she says, they made
their way to the backyard, destroying her fence and the

(01:33:46):
screen to the back door. They came through there and
that's how they instance it gets to our door to
be able to knock on the back door.

Speaker 6 (01:33:51):
Uh huh, that's how they would. There's a twist to it, Greg, Yeah,
here's the thing, Greg, it was just a prank. It
was family members.

Speaker 2 (01:33:59):
Yeah, her family.

Speaker 6 (01:34:01):
Yeah, she apparently there was a gun in the house.
When you're breaking into back screened in porches and screaming.

Speaker 2 (01:34:09):
I'm getting the gun. It was her cousins.

Speaker 6 (01:34:12):
Who were teenagers, but they were encouraged and videoed by
a group of adults, well videotaped by the ant and
some other people who are.

Speaker 2 (01:34:19):
In the car waiting in filming the whole thing. Well, ant,
hey look at my kid gets shot here right. Well,
the homeowners decided not to press charges, but the cops,
they say they spend about one hundred hours investigating this
and so just franking. Yeah, relative, they could be on
the hook for that. Yeah, hell no, dumbasses. Lucky to
be alive.

Speaker 6 (01:34:38):
Right this week in audio gots uping for Woody as
a aviation expert. Here, this is a United flight seven
sixty seven. It was supposed to go from DC to
a Row. Now it had turned around like half hour
into the flight around the room. Why would you turn
a flight big of transatlantic flights, Why would you turn
that flight around?

Speaker 2 (01:34:56):
It could be anything? Toilet, yeah, nowadays it could be
an odor. Yeah, a fire in a garbage can wasn't
there naked a fire extinguisher didn't have the proper sticker
on it, and they realized that they had to turn
around because they weren't allowed to fly without it.

Speaker 6 (01:35:09):
Oh, we had a we had a one bathroom syning
didn't work properly one time. That was like an hour
and a half lay on the grounds. Wow, well, let's
so we got the We got the audio here. This
is a United A seven sixty seven. Why they had
to turn around?

Speaker 12 (01:35:20):
We're going to have to uh get a clearance to
return to dull it.

Speaker 4 (01:35:24):
We have a finder situation.

Speaker 12 (01:35:26):
Here with a passenger who has somehow dropped a laptop
that was on down that side wall into the cargo
pit area.

Speaker 6 (01:35:37):
So how that happened maybe like a little panel was
loose on the wall and they were putting they were
moving things around the laptop down the side of the
plane into the cargo to the car and just because
you can't find it, which by the way, if you're
that person, like what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (01:35:50):
Number one?

Speaker 6 (01:35:51):
But he got it because it's a lithium ion battery
and that could.

Speaker 8 (01:35:53):
Take Yeah, that sucks. Have you seen that Spirit Airlines
is flying a room now? Like I did to realize
that they're planing to go that far?

Speaker 2 (01:36:02):
What do you mean they don't?

Speaker 8 (01:36:05):
Yeah, they they like started advertising that there have flights
to Rome.

Speaker 2 (01:36:09):
I didn't think, like they stop.

Speaker 8 (01:36:12):
Yeah, I thought, I guess it depends on from where
or I just thought they like flew, you know, state
to state.

Speaker 6 (01:36:18):
Right, you want to be over the ocean.

Speaker 16 (01:36:19):
And the Spirit.

Speaker 2 (01:36:23):
Went to Hawaii. Yeah, they went.

Speaker 6 (01:36:25):
Well, they started going to Mexico a while back, and
I was like, okay, well they're gonna bring drug running planes, right,
that's nice. Yeah, yeah, with Menus, that's okay.

Speaker 2 (01:36:34):
We had a we had a co worker I'll do
it a couple of years ago, Lisa, who works down
the hall the other radio station. She dropped her keys
at just the right moment and went down the crack
between the floor and the elevator, and then she ended
up waiting downstairs for three hours because she couldn't go anywhere,
three hours until the building people were able to get

(01:36:56):
the elevator people to go in. And uh, yeah, and
I want to get I found down there. Oh my god,
I'm sure they found a bunch of stuff garbage people
drop down there. Yeah. I always hold things tight when
I walk, But.

Speaker 6 (01:37:11):
Then I think, like, oh, if I'm holding it too tight,
am I gonna overhold it?

Speaker 16 (01:37:14):
And done right?

Speaker 2 (01:37:15):
It's convenient if you do have like a snack wrapper
or something, you can just like throw it down in
it's a nice garbage camp. Yeah, have you ever done it?
Like where there's something that just kind of like hangs
on the edge, I kick it down in there, because
if it's not not my garbage, Like I'm saying, there's
a piece of something right there, I can't just have
it sitting there, but I'm not going to pick it up.
So I kick it into the crack.

Speaker 7 (01:37:33):
And I think only you would appreciate this, what ay
my latest? I don't want to call it an obsession.
But what I do when I get to work, you know,
we walk up the stairs from the garage and it's
one of those stairwells where you can look from the
very top all the way to the Yeah. So at
the top of the di stairs, no, even better, at
the top of the stairs, there's those trees and they
drop those weird odd things like pine cons. So I

(01:37:56):
go to the top of the stairs and I drop
it and I try to make it go all the
way to the him before it hits lands on another floor.
It's really funny. I was a kid, spit like, oh yeah,
I just like watch it kind of. It's like stairwell
when I was a kid.

Speaker 9 (01:38:12):
Oh okay, it's fun to buildings.

Speaker 2 (01:38:18):
Yeah. And sometimes you get to work and they use
the leaf blower and there's no pods in the ground.
You weren't you just yelling at somebody about littering.

Speaker 7 (01:38:27):
Oh yeah, well I saw somebody litter And I don't
think dropping a tree thing is littering.

Speaker 2 (01:38:35):
Because then trees litter all the time.

Speaker 7 (01:38:37):
Yeah, exactly, and they should be fined. I was driving
just the other day and this dude on a bike
was over on the shoulder riding his bike and he
was drinking out of a plastic water bottle. He's done
with his water, so what does he do with the bottle?
Throws it on the ground.

Speaker 2 (01:38:51):
I don't care where should support him? So I drove
right by, and I almost thought, what would see that?

Speaker 7 (01:38:57):
Should I have yelled at Should I have slowed down,
rolled down the passenger window and yelled at him? And
then I thought, do I really want to engage with him?
But I wanted to be a litter narc.

Speaker 2 (01:39:07):
Yes, I don't know what to do in those situation spokes.

Speaker 9 (01:39:12):
I didn't have a stick, a bicycle or a motorcycle.

Speaker 7 (01:39:15):
Bicycle, oh easy, and just riding along takes the final
sip and throws it right on.

Speaker 5 (01:39:20):
The say anything, I'm shot.

Speaker 2 (01:39:23):
I know that surprise. I kind of regret it.

Speaker 6 (01:39:25):
Here's what okay, ideal world on him? We have done
pulled up alongside the cyber truck and then he didn't
even stop, being like, well check.

Speaker 2 (01:39:31):
That out, cool guy. I hope he rolls the window
down so we can get a look this cool guy.

Speaker 6 (01:39:37):
I mean, that's that's pepper spray able. I would say, like,
that's that's a shot in the face.

Speaker 2 (01:39:41):
Pepper spray.

Speaker 6 (01:39:42):
Yeah, you think he's gonna learn.

Speaker 2 (01:39:45):
I agree with that. Otherwise the rest of his life
is just being a burden on society. Okay, but you
don't have a stick, you don't have pepper spray. All
you have is vehicle. I mean you can just hit
him in the car. I could have done run off
the road or break check.

Speaker 9 (01:39:57):
I'm just tap him.

Speaker 7 (01:39:59):
So if you see some be littering, are you going
to be a litter arc I know, see, I know.
I kind of regretted not yelling at him, But then
what if.

Speaker 2 (01:40:06):
He was a psycho? Right?

Speaker 5 (01:40:08):
You can just drive away?

Speaker 2 (01:40:09):
Drive away, Greg, Yeah, but the bolts are pretty fast.
Get a gun and is like cycling leotard? Is that
bike bike suit?

Speaker 8 (01:40:20):
In high school, I yelled at a guy on a
bike and then we got caught at a red light
and he punched the window.

Speaker 2 (01:40:25):
But he's a puss. He couldn't break it. Hey, just
because uh, you ride a bike doesn't mean you have
to wear one of those Lance Armstrong suits. Yeah you're
just yeah, just just f y. I saw a guy
the other day. I'm like, man, I didn't know they
sold it in that size. It was like those bike
suits when you're that big, like how much how much

(01:40:45):
wind are are you able to cut through the slipstream?
But is mostly for like chafing and stuff.

Speaker 6 (01:40:51):
No, well that's why they shaved their legs, allegedly for chafing.
For wellclist swimming swimmers. Cyclists do it. Cyclists do it
because the hypothesis is that if they get any kind
of nick or cut on their leg, you don't want
the hair. You don't want to deal with the hair
and when you're cleaning up your big gaping wound. Okay, okay, yeah,
I just admit you want to shave your legs exactly.

(01:41:14):
And but yeah, if you're that large, if you're any large,
if you're old, they shouldn't sell those bike suits.

Speaker 2 (01:41:21):
What are they call it? Bike? Yeah? You know what
I'm talking about. A wetsuit looks like you you go
in the ocean with. You couldn't pay me all the
money in the world. This guy, this guy is bigger
than I am, and he had one of those things
out I like, Oh god, yeah, make T shirts and
Lance Armstrong, Charlie Sheen and Marango, which is coming up

(01:41:48):
on Saturday Saturday Night for the first time ever. In
his own voice, his own words. Charlie's talking about all
the stories and stuff hookers and blow and all the
good stuff. Yeah, all the Charlie Sheen stories. But yeah,
no PR teams involved, there's no spin. It's just him.
He seems to be on this, not redemption. What would
you what would you call it? Sea bass? Like where
he's just out.

Speaker 6 (01:42:07):
There and listen is at this point it's more of
a uh but that thing when you're like you love
the old, the past, nostalgiat.

Speaker 2 (01:42:15):
Nostalgia, the good old day store. But like I've seen
a bunch of the interviews. I've not watched the documentary,
but in a lot of the interviews and stuff, it
seems like this is a therapeutic process for him in
a way.

Speaker 8 (01:42:27):
Also, like I will say the new thing, transparency is
the new currency totally. Yeah, So like the more transparent
you are like people, Yeah, good?

Speaker 2 (01:42:39):
Is that the way it works? Good are bad?

Speaker 12 (01:42:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:42:43):
I've always felt that way. That's why I always felt like, hey, man,
like just I will shoot you straight. I may lack tact,
but you'll always you'll always know where I say, you're
looking at it different.

Speaker 8 (01:42:52):
They're talking about transparency with in your own life and
things that things that you have done, not like vulnerability, yeah,
not your opinion on something right, not.

Speaker 5 (01:43:01):
Like spinning something for the public, but just to celebrity
being open.

Speaker 2 (01:43:04):
Yeah, just kind of open about your own life. But
I would think that would go in all you know,
that was all different area. But no, I think that's
why he was so likable. When I watched that documentary,
I thought, Wow, he really is just talking about everything.

Speaker 5 (01:43:16):
Yeah, yeah, society doesn't any I mean, I appreciate it.

Speaker 2 (01:43:19):
I use that example for I mean people that work
with the show or on the show all the time
about you know, vulnerability, you know, because that's that's the
real stuff. I've always said to people, Man, if you
hesitate before sharing something on the air, because we've all
done this for so long, and you don't get nervous people,
aren't you nervous going on talking like no, because you've

(01:43:40):
been doing it for so long, that part's easy. But
when after doing it for that long, if you get
that that butterfly in your stomach or that little kind
of like, oh, man, I don't know if I should
share this? That's probably the best stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:43:51):
Yeah, Or if you leave the show going, should I
have done that?

Speaker 2 (01:43:54):
That's that's probably the best stuff, and that's always the
stuff that we end up hearing the most about from listeners.
I called the connective tissue absolutely, you know, because we
could anybody can sit here and talk about, you know,
whatever whatever is going on in that that news cycle
that day. But man, you share something that's close and
personal and vulnerable like that. And that's what he's doing.
And I think he's he's getting a lot from it.

(01:44:16):
It seems it's the good stuff. Yeah, and so he's
gonna be a morongo doing that on on Saturday nights.
So tickets are on sale ticketmaster dot combo.

Speaker 28 (01:44:23):
Also in the news, sources say there's a possibility of
Woody's hemorrhoid being back on this development and give he's
the latest updates one available now more of the Woodie Show.

Speaker 2 (01:44:37):
And right back into the week. In audio.

Speaker 6 (01:44:40):
We are still doing a zoom court these days, Remember
how we used to we had.

Speaker 2 (01:44:43):
To do Oh I know who I do too.

Speaker 6 (01:44:48):
I don't know why they're still allowing people just to go,
you know, from your car from the airport. Well, that
applies not just to defendants and plaintiffs, but to people
like the police. It might be witnesses out of de
Troit where a man he showed up as the officer.
I guess he witnessed her was part of the arrest.

Speaker 2 (01:45:04):
And I think because because it is his job, and
I think they should have to actually show up to
court that I don't think they should be able to
zoom in because I think because we rely on as
the public, we rely on you not showing up. Factly,
that's what we all form.

Speaker 6 (01:45:15):
Also, I believe a textas cent and if we're wrong,
but I believe you get paid. That's part of your duties.
It's not come off. So this this police officer in
Detroit said, I don't want to go into court. I'll
zoom in. And not only do I not want to
go into court, I'm not going to fully clothe myself.

Speaker 2 (01:45:29):
But he did like the the the news anchor thing. Yep, yeah,
you know, so he looked like a police officer from
the waist up. But you know, Jackson, good morning to you.

Speaker 1 (01:45:38):
Can you put your appearance on the record, please? Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:45:42):
Off the Jackson bath him at thirty nine nineteen out
of a twelve precinct. All right, do you got you got?

Speaker 23 (01:45:52):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:45:52):
Sir, no, no, sir no, I couldn't tell if you
had underworld. Yes he did.

Speaker 5 (01:45:56):
He had like kind of bike short like black underwear.

Speaker 2 (01:45:59):
But you can't see because you like what you're showing
is on your screen as well, but you you can't
see that. You can actually see your legs.

Speaker 8 (01:46:06):
Dude, he's not paying attention. Also, what you see is
also a very small photo.

Speaker 6 (01:46:11):
Crops thumbnail because he had his camera or his phone
vertically and I think that's what led to the exposure
of the Yeah, this weekend audio other other pd audio here.
This is audio from a Seattle police department where they're
just rolling down an alley in Seattle, and as you
do when you're there, you see a man who's a whole,

(01:46:33):
whole lower half of his body's on fire. This is
just you know, generic generic meth head there in Seattle.
But they see this and will help out.

Speaker 2 (01:46:48):
Hey, what happened? Are you good? You got fire on
the way, don't move, okay, just breathe Yeah, cheese, I
spelled burning pubes. He's like that about.

Speaker 5 (01:47:08):
It sounded at one point like they were shooting at
the fire.

Speaker 2 (01:47:11):
Well that's how you put it out right. We like this,
what do we A lot of cities have this problem.
What do you do with these guys?

Speaker 6 (01:47:18):
Because that guy, you know, he's cute with his legs
on fire, you know, and whatever. Yeah, but he's gonna
cost it's gonna cost us five grands into the hospital,
get all that treated, toss him out the street the
next day.

Speaker 2 (01:47:27):
And just you know what, maybe just put him down now.

Speaker 12 (01:47:29):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:47:30):
Is that what you're advocating.

Speaker 6 (01:47:32):
I'm just saying, maybe someone.

Speaker 9 (01:47:35):
A good business plan.

Speaker 2 (01:47:40):
You know, sometimes life's not for everyone, right, I didn't
choose to be born.

Speaker 6 (01:47:45):
Yeah, I don't do fen. I don't want to be
live this week in audio more a police audio here.
This is a teenager nineteen year old. He was driving
down a highway or bridge in Florida to go no,
I don't know, one hundred and six sweet yeah, pretty
bad ass. The cop pulled up to him in Fort
Myers and told him, Uh, not only are you getting
a ticket, but there's a new law in town.

Speaker 2 (01:48:05):
What's your deal? I'm so sorry, Sarah.

Speaker 25 (01:48:08):
I was.

Speaker 2 (01:48:08):
We were just in their bridge and we had to
My mom was kind of wishing me to go take
go and take him home.

Speaker 24 (01:48:13):
Had one hundred and six miles an hour. She wants
you to drive one hundred and six, one hundred and
six miles an hour down a bridge.

Speaker 22 (01:48:19):
Sit.

Speaker 2 (01:48:19):
That was completely my mistake. That's why I was slowed
down when I was getting Joy's un report.

Speaker 24 (01:48:23):
It doesn't matter, you're not supposed to be doing one
hundred and six anyways, I'm very sorry about that. So
you know what that means, right, you get caught doing
fifty miles over the posts speed lumber on any roadway
in the state of Florida. Yeah, it's an arrestable offense.

Speaker 2 (01:48:37):
Now, wait, so where am I going to Lee County Jail?

Speaker 6 (01:48:40):
I'm pretty serious.

Speaker 24 (01:48:41):
I'm thousand percent. You know you'll be able to bond out.
It's probably about four hours.

Speaker 2 (01:48:46):
But yeah, there you go. Yeah, it's not life in prison.
But I happened to a friend of mine. He doubled
the speed limit and got arrested.

Speaker 6 (01:48:54):
Wow, good to know as an excuse generator, my mom
wanted me to get my brother home early.

Speaker 2 (01:48:58):
Wasn't a great excuse.

Speaker 5 (01:49:00):
Where's that fall?

Speaker 6 (01:49:01):
Yeah didn't instantly?

Speaker 2 (01:49:02):
So what would you have gone with? Menace?

Speaker 12 (01:49:04):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:49:04):
He needs insolin. Also, the danger behind the wheel you
should have pulled over the brother would have been even
more dangerous. The brother that brother does.

Speaker 6 (01:49:17):
Yeah, wouldn't the move. There'd be like get him a
get him a sweetheart or something.

Speaker 9 (01:49:21):
Yeah, candy needs some sugar.

Speaker 6 (01:49:23):
No, he needs like the shot and stuff. Oh, he's
his blood sugar is too hot.

Speaker 2 (01:49:26):
And if your.

Speaker 5 (01:49:26):
Brother's cool, he needs to pick up what you're putting
down and start like seizing.

Speaker 2 (01:49:32):
Those videos where you play a prank on your parents
and you go, Dad, I'm on my way home. I
told the person, you know, blah blah blah blah blah,
that you were having like some kind of like you
hurt your leg or you were having and so when
I pull up, I need you, I need you to
like and so they show up and then the dad's like,
oh my god, my leg. Yeah, thank you for helping.

(01:49:56):
I'm really sorry. I had to call you. And it's like, Dad,
I'm just pranking just to see if you're If your
parents are like hardcore, mine wouldn't.

Speaker 5 (01:50:03):
Yeah, yours what you wouldn't either?

Speaker 9 (01:50:04):
Wood he would.

Speaker 5 (01:50:05):
My dad might, but you wouldn't as a parent.

Speaker 2 (01:50:08):
No, absolutely not. Well, it depends on what they were
trying to avoid. Is something of a legal consequence. If
it's just like trying to get out of something like
with a friend or whatever. I might help him out
with that because I don't care about their friends. Yeah,
but yeah, nothing legal. I think my dad would, my
mom my mom. My mom wouldn't do it, and she'd

(01:50:28):
be a terrible actress. I think my dad could probably
pull it off.

Speaker 3 (01:50:32):
Ye.

Speaker 5 (01:50:32):
I think both my parents would, and they'd end up
getting in more trouble.

Speaker 2 (01:50:34):
They're bad at it.

Speaker 6 (01:50:35):
I like the scissure thing because with insulin, the cop
could say could say, well, why doesn't he have his
blah blah blah, and and he could that's find out
able that the person isn't diabetic.

Speaker 2 (01:50:42):
But seezuars could happen to anybody, Thank you. Yeah, this
weekend audio.

Speaker 6 (01:50:46):
Another month Menace legal news and also a Florida News
and some of this. Uh spider monkeys.

Speaker 2 (01:50:52):
Yeah, there's a lot of monkey news.

Speaker 6 (01:50:54):
Mens wants Menace wants a finger monkey, not a spider monkey. Yeah,
but spider monkeys are very similar and easier to get,
quite frankly, and you can buy him on TikTok.

Speaker 8 (01:51:02):
Now.

Speaker 6 (01:51:03):
Oh, Inside Edition foun out about this and set up
a sting with some spider monkey dealers.

Speaker 19 (01:51:09):
He calls himself Max and says for six, five hundred
dollars cash. We can take the crying, two pound two
month old female home, I declined, and then told him
we're from Inside Edition.

Speaker 9 (01:51:25):
Max covered his face and drove off. These are classified
as wild animals. They should not be pets.

Speaker 19 (01:51:31):
He wouldn't tell us where he got the baby spider
monkey from.

Speaker 7 (01:51:34):
If you're paying cash for a spider monkey in the
parking lot of a big box store, there's something wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:51:40):
What I'm good advice?

Speaker 6 (01:51:43):
Yeah, but menace in his dream of having monkey.

Speaker 5 (01:51:47):
These finger monkeys are pretty freaking cute.

Speaker 23 (01:51:49):
I know.

Speaker 8 (01:51:49):
But Greg and I we went to a sanctuary where
they had them, and they keep like crapy.

Speaker 2 (01:51:55):
So is the spider monkey dream over?

Speaker 13 (01:51:57):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:51:57):
Because of the poop.

Speaker 6 (01:52:00):
I forget the welfare of the animals. They belong in
the water with their mothers. Traffic care of them and
care about the point is not that. The point is
how many died on the way to get you that one?

Speaker 2 (01:52:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:52:08):
Yeah, making up some backstory you don't even know.

Speaker 2 (01:52:14):
You know they could have.

Speaker 8 (01:52:16):
If you're buying monkeys, they're getting trafficked.

Speaker 2 (01:52:19):
If you's store everything on it.

Speaker 6 (01:52:21):
If you're buying monkeys and a Walmart parking lot.

Speaker 2 (01:52:23):
Something went wrong, right, they all smuggled box man, It's
just fy if used the insulin thing. Uh textas came
over menace. I'm a type one diabetic. You could be
high all day and not die. The low glucose level
that sugar before you go, use that, that whole thing.
Officers like a diabetic expert. They probably do. They know

(01:52:44):
maybe some emergency medical stuff. I don't you know, I do?
Who knows?

Speaker 25 (01:52:47):
I know?

Speaker 2 (01:52:48):
File that in there so you have it to it.

Speaker 8 (01:52:51):
Out there and then and then you go, oh, I
meant the other thing right, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:52:59):
It's his look and jumping right back into the week
in audio.

Speaker 6 (01:53:09):
Might have some beef ru in between Justin Bieber and
our own Sammy. Sammy of course very pro cheaters, pro
cheating well well established on the record, finds it to
be an admirable quality.

Speaker 2 (01:53:21):
I didn't even care what she got you and not
be a bad person.

Speaker 6 (01:53:27):
Justin Bieber has a little bit of a different take
on this. Apparently he's gone to like a live he's
a live streamer now. He just live streams his life. Okay,
talking about what even constitutes cheating.

Speaker 29 (01:53:36):
If you even think of a woman with LUSS, it's
the same thing as actually doing it.

Speaker 2 (01:53:42):
Is it?

Speaker 9 (01:53:45):
He's very he turned very Christian.

Speaker 2 (01:53:49):
Faith.

Speaker 8 (01:53:49):
Is that part of it?

Speaker 5 (01:53:52):
To think of it?

Speaker 30 (01:53:53):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:53:54):
Yeah right, yeah, because you you wouldn't even want to
have those thoughts because you're so in love with your wife.

Speaker 29 (01:53:59):
Even think of a woman with LUSS. It's the same
thing as actually doing it, and it's committing you don't
shrew whatever, Like it's the same thing.

Speaker 2 (01:54:09):
So it's like, it's like.

Speaker 29 (01:54:10):
If it even just crosses your mind for one second, Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:54:13):
It doesn't sound like his wife's sitting there with him.
Sounds like some other dude. His wife is clearly the
sitting right there.

Speaker 6 (01:54:19):
Yeah, she's off with the new baby.

Speaker 2 (01:54:22):
She walks out and he winks. Well that's what crazy
and secure people will say. Yeah, right, you know, which
is exhausting. Anybody's ever dealt with someone like that, it's exhausting.

Speaker 5 (01:54:34):
Yeah, I'd say he sounds like he's going through something,
but he always sounds like he's going through something.

Speaker 2 (01:54:39):
But somebody, you don't want them to care. You want
them to care, but like a little bit, yeah right,
what meaning like you only want them to have thoughts.

Speaker 5 (01:54:46):
That's crazy.

Speaker 2 (01:54:47):
No, I want them to care.

Speaker 5 (01:54:49):
Like if you don't want to be a little like
if you like only I troll it.

Speaker 2 (01:54:51):
You better not even think about another guy. You know,
all you say is okay, I won't and breaking up
with you wink wink. But yeah, you want them to
care a little bit. You don't want them to be like, oh,
I don't care what that person does or who they're
thinking about, what they're out there doing. Go through here
a little bit, like just just not to where it
hits that crazy possessive Yeah, controlling controlling level. Yeah, like

(01:55:15):
you could watch Sydney Sweeten or her new in her
silver to Sea through dress. Sure appreciate it for what
it is, but yeah, lust after it. Yeah, exactly right.

Speaker 6 (01:55:22):
This week in audio, all right, this is something you
I bet you didn't know you had to be pissed
off at. There's something that in the new Pokemon game
you have to be pissed off at.

Speaker 2 (01:55:30):
Oh guess what? Okay, first off, guess what.

Speaker 6 (01:55:31):
It might be something in the Pokemon game, which is
one of those things where you kind of walk through
the world and you find monsters.

Speaker 2 (01:55:36):
We would be upset by that. Well that that a
person is not we No, no, no, no, it's got
to be something political.

Speaker 8 (01:55:42):
Right, Wait, hold on, is it a Pokemon fan that
would be upset?

Speaker 2 (01:55:48):
Just a person, just a person in general.

Speaker 6 (01:55:49):
A person in general.

Speaker 2 (01:55:50):
Yeah, it doesn't have to do with you're in the
whole Pokemon thing. Do you know what people are mad
about right now?

Speaker 6 (01:55:54):
I know they're upset about a lot of the dialogue
in it seems a little more adult esque.

Speaker 1 (01:56:00):
Game.

Speaker 2 (01:56:00):
I did not hear that. I think it's humorous, so
I think it's fine.

Speaker 6 (01:56:03):
All right, all right, So you're an adult playing the
Pokemon game. You come up prom you come upon a
bench in a park, and you notice that bench has
handrails on it, like handyrails in the middle.

Speaker 2 (01:56:12):
So nobody can sleep on the bench. My god, yeah, this.

Speaker 31 (01:56:19):
Is a guy.

Speaker 2 (01:56:20):
Make it stop.

Speaker 6 (01:56:21):
This is an adult playing Pokemon and he notices this.

Speaker 2 (01:56:23):
Wait, aren't these like homeless bench like the benches to
prevent homeless people from lying on the benches? Why the
they put that in a Pokemon game? Why the anti
in a pokemonkey?

Speaker 6 (01:56:38):
Why are you an adult man playing Pokemon?

Speaker 2 (01:56:41):
Give a second thought? Playing Pokemon? Yeah, well I'll tell
you why, because I've not seen one of these benches.

Speaker 7 (01:56:47):
Whoa so you have a regular bench and then right
smack dab in the middle is yet another armres Yeah, just.

Speaker 6 (01:56:55):
Lay down on because it's technically it's functional, but also
it keeps the homeless from staking up your park.

Speaker 5 (01:57:00):
Well, it keeps people sitting upright, not laying down.

Speaker 2 (01:57:03):
A bus stop. It's like a article, like regular bench,
like the seats at the gate at the airport, right
right exactly.

Speaker 6 (01:57:09):
On account I don't want to go there and have
someone camp, especially with your kids. I got it or
your Pokemon this week and audio uh oh another new
podcast alert, guys, I know we all want to listen
to more podcasts.

Speaker 2 (01:57:20):
Yeah, here it is.

Speaker 6 (01:57:21):
It's about family matters, Steve.

Speaker 26 (01:57:27):
It.

Speaker 6 (01:57:27):
As with all podcasts, it's the people who can't get
work anymore.

Speaker 31 (01:57:30):
On each episode of Welcome to the Family, will share
personal reflections about making the show our favorite episodes and
wacky characters and all that good.

Speaker 2 (01:57:39):
That's the moms, you guys. Tell me that it sounds
like the mom, Miss winslow right, it does sound like that.
Sounds like that sounds like the mom. Years later, it
could be the daughter.

Speaker 31 (01:57:50):
Maybe it's about making the show our favorite episodes and
wacky characters and all that good.

Speaker 2 (01:57:55):
Crazy stuff.

Speaker 31 (01:57:56):
Yeah, we'll even bring in part of the cast and
some other special guests to join in the fun and
spill some tea.

Speaker 2 (01:58:02):
Oh that's maybe that's the mom one Laura, Laura and Harriet.

Speaker 6 (01:58:07):
Remember it is Laura Winslow, the middle daughter Laura Winslow
and aunt Rachel because Laura is the one that Urkle
had the crush on.

Speaker 2 (01:58:14):
Right, good god, how do you guys know that I
watched the show. It's been a billion years. Oh, Greg,
you and the Brady Box really well, I know one.

Speaker 5 (01:58:22):
Person, Arkle, Yeah, Helma Hopkins and Kelly Williams.

Speaker 2 (01:58:25):
Laura was the one that Urkle had the crush on,
right Yeah, Hi Lara, what was this catchphrase? Greg tell
us les Yeah? Uh did I do that? Got it?

Speaker 3 (01:58:38):
Good?

Speaker 2 (01:58:38):
Goodool, good job this this Grady podcast.

Speaker 6 (01:58:42):
I'm just funny. I'm hosted by iHeart Media. How much
are we paying these people?

Speaker 2 (01:58:46):
Nothing? Yeah, we're not. No, you're not now. Yeah. They
moved on from the guarante. I just heard about this.
They moved on from the guarantee where they were given
all these people a ton of money, and they moved
on from that and now it's just like a straight
rev Share. It puts it on that to be out
there and promoting it and doing things. And then whatever
they bring me in as far as listeners and streams,
and that's down the model things. And that's a new

(01:59:07):
model with a lot of companies, which should have been
since the beginning. Exactly right, that's what we've been safe
for years, exactly right. Like they gave I forget how
much they gave Will Ferrell for that Anchorman and the
Ron Burgundy podcast. Dude, I heard about one.

Speaker 6 (01:59:20):
Tell you tell me the number.

Speaker 2 (01:59:21):
Don't tell me the name. Yeah, don't don't get to
the name, just give us the number. Oh was it
a reality tell us? What kind of person was it?
Was it a reality TV person or an actor? Actor?
And okay, hey, all you radio people about one? It
was okay, nine hundred thousand, like a guarantee, nine hundred thousand.

Speaker 5 (01:59:37):
That's insane.

Speaker 8 (01:59:38):
And the like I looked at their views for their podcast,
it was like four thousand views.

Speaker 6 (01:59:44):
Let's see, Wow, just be famous people.

Speaker 12 (01:59:47):
So what is that?

Speaker 2 (01:59:47):
Like cost per were they acquisition on those per per perd?

Speaker 23 (01:59:53):
Right?

Speaker 6 (01:59:56):
I can't wait for like ten years from now when
the documentary is about the podcast explosions of the mid
twenty all.

Speaker 2 (02:00:01):
The money by we're waiting on your math. All right, well.

Speaker 8 (02:00:07):
Okay, and the industry should be six cents.

Speaker 2 (02:00:11):
One more, one more clip for this week.

Speaker 6 (02:00:14):
In audio, I was checking out FRANKI McDonald, who usually
screams at you about the weather. Now there's a there's
a comment that just came by the All right, the
Earth that we're on.

Speaker 2 (02:00:21):
Yeah, we heard from that one guy. He's from Harvard
whatever it was. Yeah, we're supposed to get the the
alien visit guy, this guy three I Atlas alien technology.
You can't do the calculation of the mass sings get
from Germany.

Speaker 30 (02:00:34):
Space because this object is targeting the inner Solar system
and you know it will pass closest to the Sun. Now,
it could be a mothership that releases mini props, you
know that they come to Earth.

Speaker 2 (02:00:46):
Yeah, it could be. It could be don't know, Yeah,
more comic, they said, But the size of Manhattan. That
could be either common or a mothership. It didn't hit
or didn't drop off on the alien. So I was curious,
what is Frankie McDonald, who screamed at you about you know,
be prepared. What is his warning when there's nothing to
be worried about. Okay, the asteroid Atlas is headed towards here,
but the asteroid Atlas is gonna bypassed here. If it's

(02:01:08):
a clear sky day, Nike, you have to look up
in the sky, make sure to find one. Okay, be prepared.
All right, all right, thank you, thank you, Frankie. All right,
Well that's uh, that's this weekend audio you guys need.

Speaker 23 (02:01:24):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (02:01:26):
Show is next hang ontologies man, it's season ology show.
It's it for Thursday. To set up the full show podcast.
Get caught up in anything you might have missed today.
Go to the woodieshow dot com or wherever you get

(02:01:46):
podcasts other than Spotify. Just saw another comment and our
Instagram about like, hey, guys really missed the show. You
guys haven't what's up with Spotify? I haven't been able
to hear the show in months. So they see us
on Instagram, but because it's not on Spotify, they haven't listened.
It's on every other podcast platform. Just try any of

(02:02:08):
the other ones and if for not on that one,
let us know. We'll get on that one. But for
whatever reason, the Spotify thing is is still in the shoe.
But whatever, let's go to the Woodieshow dot com. It's
always there. On today's show, rich on Tech, we talked
to Rich about all things tech. You can check him
out online rich on Tech dot tv. You can find

(02:02:28):
him on social media at rich on Tech. The Weekend
Audio Trading new headlines, that and more. It's all on
today's podcast there at the Woodieshow dot com. Tomorrow is
Friday of another week and it's actual Halloween, you guys. Finally, Yeah,
so it's all treats, no tricks, d u i Q.

(02:02:49):
We're gonna do the grand prize announcement. Who gets to
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(02:03:11):
parting words of wisdom.

Speaker 7 (02:03:12):
Please, yeah, never take criticism from somebody you wouldn't take
advice from.

Speaker 10 (02:03:18):
Now.

Speaker 2 (02:03:18):
That is just some old timey, old timey like tried
and true sage advice. Yea that I need to follow. Yeah,
It's always funny that you see like a fat physical trainer, yeah,
you know, how does that work? Or doctors who smoke. Yeah,
like you want to take advice from the fat chef.

Speaker 5 (02:03:36):
Not the skinny shact they've experienced.

Speaker 2 (02:03:38):
Right, all right, thank you very much, Greg Gory Woody,
thank you so much for giving the Woody Show some
of your valuable time this morning. You know we'd love
it to appreciate you for that. The rest of you
guys can suck it. Catch back here on Friday. Have
a great day. SMD double M. Quit this bitch,