The Woody Show April 22nd 2024 Podcast

Cameo on the Cheapo, Random thoughts with Greg, News Headlines & More! 

Episode Transcript

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Is the dune to the graphic natureof this program? Listener discretion? Is
it lies? The Woody Shows?The Woody Show Insensitivity Training class is now

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in session. Good morning, everybody, Well look at that. Thank god,
the weekend went by so quickly,Greg right, finally right, that
was our reward for such a niceslow week. Was the fastest weekend of

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life that I can remember. Rightback at it Monday morning. It is
April the twenty second, twenty twentyfour. Hello, welcome, We are
the Woody Show. Yeah, see, thought Braybe, you would thought like
after all that smoking and things wouldhave slowed down. No, like Will
Ferrell last tracks right in the neck, like, you know, six hours

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later and you're like, I'm reallyeating fifteen bags of chip? No,
bull, make it through one fullI can eat a full bag. No
way, Braybe, I've seen youeat. She takes six an hour to
eat three bites, right, andthen she takes three quarters of what she
ordered home, right and complain.You can finish a full bag of chips

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in one sitting, No, no, but in two cities yeap, crushing
Yeah it sounds more anybody else,Oh bag is a serving? Yeah?
Well anyway, beginning of a newweek. We are the Woody Show on
Woody. That is Ravy the Liar, Greg Gorgan Morning, Good Morning.
There's Menace. Find us and followus on social media at the Woody Show

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all the social media platforms. Menacewould love if you do that. Sea
Bass is here. We got SammyMorning. There's Bort and Caroline. I
see Morgan are current employee of themonth. Although we're getting down to it
now the twenty second. Yeah,so we're gonna have to nominate somebody else
for the month of April. There'sVaughan, our video producer. Phones are

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open at eight seven seven forty four, Woodie. That's eight seven seven four
Woody coming up for you on theshow this morning. Cameo on the Cheap
Oh right, Yeah, that's thegame where Sea Bass has put these different
people into categories, could be likeyou know, sports figures, musicians,
TV people, whatever, and thenthere's a choice between two. We have
to try to figure out who isthe cheaper get on Cameo. Cameo is

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that site where you got celebrities andthey're selling personalized greetings, So whoever is
the cheapest one? Sea Bass isgone out of his way to secure us
a personalized greeting. It's crazy becauseall these people on Cameo, all these
celebrities, they all love the WoodShow where their favorite shows, their favorite
Yeah, it's funny, they'd liketo watch it every day. Yeah,

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Cameo on the Cheap Boat today.Plus we'll get caught up in all the
big trending news headlines from over theweekend. Ravey's Got Nerd now the latest
in the world of nerds. That'llbe happening for the hours up along with
the birthdays and the Porno birthday.So the best airlines list is out.
Oh, if you're planning, Iknow my wife and I were starting to
plan around kids getting out of school, go visit her parents and you know,

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my parents a little bit later onin the summer. What we got
going on for trips here and there? But the nine largest US airlines in
one regional carrier. They were allcompared using thirteen different metrics, from the
number of cancelations and delays to lostbaggage, in flight comfort, and of
course safety. They also compared costin relation to inflight amenities. It wouldn't

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be really fair to compare, youknow, the no frills thing you know,
just straight up so that they tookthat into consideration, like the the
cost to the you know. Butwhen it was all said and done,
despite a door falling off one oftheir planes, Alaska Airlines was number one.
Yeah, and I've heard so manygreat things about Alaska Airlines. I've

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never I think I've flown them maybeonce or twice, but it was so
long ago, I don't even rememberthe experience. Planes are really nice.
For the door thing. Well,it used to be Virgin. I always
flew it when it was Virgin.I loved it. And then Alaska bought
them. And when they first VirginAmerica, yeah, because Virgin does the
international flights. And then they hadVirgin America and that got absorbed by Virgin

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America. There was a game change. Yeah yeah, so yeah, Alaska
took over and they were always goodbefore Alaska. So and then Spirit Airlines,
you guys, who I have hadnothing but great luck with. I'm
just talking it up to luck.They've been fantastic. They were third overall.
The second was like this regional skyWest sky West. Yeah, but

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overall Spirit was ranked as the safestand the cheapest, Okay, I'll go
always super nice, yeah, Imean they're clean and the people are always
friendly. Now I'm talking about pastngers. I'm talking about the employees. Ye've
done Spirit a few times, andthe planes all seemed brand new. Yeah,
knock on woodman, I've I've neverhad a bad experience with They are

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yellow, though I know you don'tlike I like silver planes. They don't
even have silver planes exist. Americanwas silver. Yeah, No, they
painted. They're like they're like agrayish color. Now once in a blue
moon you'll see silver American unicorn.I thought those are all those old MD
eighty planes, and I thought theyphased those all out. Those in last

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place, twelve out of twelve overallSouthwest Okay, okay, yes, yeah,
I mean got to figure they hada ton of those. Like delays.
Yeah, Southwest, I feel isalways running late. Yeah, And
I mean they're always known for beinglike a cheaper airline. They're not cheap
anymore with everybody else. Yeah,they really are. Speaking of traveling,
here's a list of items that hotelssay are the most commonly stolen by Guess

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and have you taken one of thesethings? Number one on the list towels.
No I have, Okay, Ihave never taken a room towel.
I have taken a pool towel.I have to because they don't really account
for those. I did it likeI was in such a rush. I
did it without even really thinking.We were leaving Mexico, the resort that

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we go to in Mexico, andwe were able to get some time in
in the morning before we had toleave, just like that's the worst period
of time. Yeah, so I, you know, and they allow you
to use their spa to shower andget change before you leave, and so
I did that, and so wewere in a rush. So I,
you know, got rid of thebathing suit, wrapped it in a towel,
just put it on the bench,through everything in the bag, meaning

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to take the towel out and thenput it in that repacked the suitcase.
I repacked the the because we hada we had a thing a bagged to
put like the wet swimsuits in completelyforgot about it by the time we checked
out, got to the thing,gotten it well. And then I got
home, I'm like, oh,I have a towel. Mine was not
accident, Like this is a niceit had stripes and everything. Taking bathrobes

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are second no way, they'll chargeit thousand dollars. Yeah, there are
very resistible. I mean like peoplereally love stealing those robes. Yeah,
but you'll get if the room hasthem. I haven't had a room with
a towel robe and agent. Inever see them stay in the nicest place.
I know. I guess not.Hangers never are next on the list.

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Now, I could tell you thatI know that hangers are a problem
because now when I go to hotels, there's two different kinds. I see
a lot. There's something that havea really tiny hook on the top,
like a little mini midget hook,right, because they put the closet bar
very thin. Because people don't havethose at their house, right, So
what what use is that hangar goingto be? Or the other ones?

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And I haven't seen these as muchas a little mini hook ones little clips,
Yeah, where there's like clips hangingfrom the bar and it's like a
little like you know, post withlike a ball point on the end off
and you got it and then yougotta and you just gotta kind of put
them into the little notch and thenthey hang in there. Yeah, sometimes
I have to request war hangers.Yeah, I've stolen a hanger. I've

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destroyed a couple of hangers because youknow, I will use a lot of
yep, I will use a lotof toilet paper. And what I'll do
is, you know, I'll takethe ones that hang, you know,
for pants, so it has thatwooden dowl, Yeah, that's on it.
I'll pull the wooden dowl off andI'll use that to kind of like
poke around into the toilet to loosenthings up. And it's just a toilet
paper. No turds in there atthat point, huh. I'm just kind

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of moving to the toilet paper.Yeah. But then but then I'll take
the wooden down, you know,I'll bring it. I'll bring it out
with me and i'll throw it awayin the garbage cans by the parking lot.
I'll do that. Pens, whichI always thought like they have a
pen in there, like I thoughtyou could take you I've taken a lot
of pens. I have so manypens. I know me too. For

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hotels report guests taking the pens,the ones with you know, the hotel's
name on them. But I alwaysthought that was like I thought it was
complimentary. Yeaheah. All right,now here's something you shouldn't be taking batteries
from the remote. How cheap areyou? Good? Hotels say they're constantly
replacing them, but like maybe,okay, so what if, like you're

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ready to masturbate, right and likeyour your vibrator just dies, you just
take the batteries right out of theremote, right, I'm not traveling with
Oh please, you'll travel with we, but noice correct. I believe you.
I can see where you were,like in a pin, you know,
I'm saying, Sammy, like ina pinch. Yeah, you're in

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a masturbatory pinch. You know.You just got to do it. Buy
toys once I land. Shampoo andtoilet trees they I heard, they do
want you to take that because theywill throw them away. Okay, but
after your stay is over even that. Now places are having the full sized
bottles in there because they're trying tophase out the little mini plastic ones.

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Thank god, I know, butthe full sized ones are like locked into
the shower. Yeah right, Silverwarelives, fork, spoons, I guess
the places they have like a littlekitchenette people taking a full set of silverware,
garbage, and then finally, thethings that are most commonly stolen by
the guests at hotels bed sheets andblankets. Take a blanket. Wow,

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you have a blanket yet, Ijust really liked it and I wanted it.
It was like a waffle type blanket. I found it very comfortable and
I wanted it. You didn't geta bill. No. Also, there's
something else that I took that wasn'ton that list, which was a bath
mat. There was a bath matthat I loved. It was all white

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and it had three ducks on it, like kind of imprinted, and I
was like, I need the duckbath mat. So where are you at
the Nickelodeon Hotel? What I'm thinking, like, what kind of hotel are
you staying at that has a duckybath mat? It was I don't want
to say the hotel, but itwas somewhat of a duck themed hotel.
Yes, duck themed hotel, allright, Right, high end hotels now

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are installing electronic tags into the sheetsand the blanket stuff to catch people before
they even leave the hotel. Yeah, it's that much of a problem.
If anybody I got believe you're soembarrassed, right, yeah, if anybody
believes society is not in a downwardspiral, yeah, oh, mega mega,
And do you even still have thatblanket or the ducky bath mat?

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Yeah, I've used that bath matfor probably eight years and I love it
all you and say, did youcheck her blanket? Yeah, nothing on
that blanket. I don't still haveit. But no no issues. I
mean I've ruined a comforter by spilling. Like Okay, So I was hanging
out with this chick, right Greg, of course, and nothing actually happened,

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you know that way. Yeah,But like she was sitting on because
it was one of those hotels whereit's like there was no couch, no
whatever. So we're both just sittingon the bed and talking and she had
we brought like the rest of thebottle of wine from the dinner that we
were at back to the hotel,and she, because she was drunk,
I guess, put the glass downon the on the and then yeah,

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I went to go adjust or whatever, and then the thing just spilled right
of red wine all over and therewas this really nice hotel. Yeah,
And I didn't say anything when Ichecked out, and I kept waiting to
get like the bill, waiting toget charged. Never got charged. I
did that with a red gatorade wholething. They never never charged it.
Yeah, never charged me good?Yeah lucked out? You had leftover wine

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at a dinner? What well,I don't drink the wo don't like she
was big in the one. Okay, phones are open eight seven seven forty
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is the Woody Show and we arein two another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. It's thebeginning of a brand new week. It's
Monday morning. It's April the twentysecond. I'm moring. That's ramy.
Hellos is menace? What is that? What there is? Sea mass Love
cameo on the Cheapo for us upthis hour. Samy's here phones are open

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eight seven seven forty four. Hehit us up with a text over to
two two nine eighty seven. Youcan also find us on social media at
the WOI Show on all social mediaplatforms. At least for now, you
know, maybe TikTok goes away,who knows. Look, there's okay with
me. So it's it's not goinganywhere. Congress threw legislation in with his
aid to Israel and Ukraine, sonow it goes to the Senate that could

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potentially ban TikTok nationwide. But thebill require TikTok's Chinese parent company to sell
off the US operations, and thenif they don't do that, then it's
a nationwide band. But here's here'sthe thing. Even if the bill is
signed in the law, there areplenty of legal challenges that's going to drag
this thing out for months or evenyears. So fear not tik tarts.

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You know it is by it,just by by it. Yeah, it's
fine. So it's like everybody's freakingout about Red Lobster and that bankruptcy.
Everybody is freaking out. I can'twalk down the stream. That's someone screaming
at me more important to me thanpotential TikTok bank. Well, because I
keep seeing it pop up in socialmedia, like red Lobster is considering following

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chapter eleven bankrupt and all the compslike, yeah, well because they're not
closing down, they're going to stayopen during a reorganization. You know,
this always happens when like it's debtrestructure just went bankrupt, everything going away
if you were supported they had boughta ho ho in twenty years exactly.
Well, it's because the twinkies diddisappear for a minute. They were gone

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for what a couple of years?Three years? And then people always scream
on social media. Yeah months,when's the last time you had an endless
shrimp? You don't like me?People flipping out? Well, he's the
reason why, Like, I'm notsurprised at showing up in your feed and
not showing up. Well yeah,and SeaBASS is right. The reason why

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is because endless shrimp was too popular. Yeah, it was too Yeah,
led bankruptcy crushed it. Yeah,some people freak out, you know,
preemptively. It's just the TikTok thing. It'll work itself out. I'm sure
this is just one of those.I think it's a lot of posturing by
by politicians. I mean, Idon't care about TikTok at all, but

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I can't see that it would goaway altogether fail. It will just spin
off and be owned by an Americancompany. That's it and the story.
Yeah, if that push that isthat your prediction it is, They're not
going to take up like that.I think it just gets tied up to
I think it just gets tied upforever and we forget about it. Yep,

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and then they just kind of letit go. That on it the
next thing. So, how wasfour twenty for you? And? Uh?
And Ravy hell is sick this weekend. I'm still pretty sick. He
didn't didn't really celebrate really marijuana curiousdiseases. Right, yeah, right,
here's everything. I was at Coachellthe weekend two and yeah, I just

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I don't know. I ate likefour edibles, So I was good all
day. Why question whether Menace needsto go to a fifth music festival,
you know, in a couple ofweeks missing my party, he went to
both weekends of Coachelle. I'm sorryit hurts your feelings. I think it's
selfish. But I mean the lineupin a couple of weeks is the best
lineup out of anything he's going tosee. But he sees eight music festivals
a year. I don't think you'deven I think he just goes to go.

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Does it hurt your feeling? Yes? I told Hi, I'm sorry.
But don't you think it's selfish forhim to change his plans for for
you? Like, that's selfish onyour because I'm doing a group thing with
members of the show, which isbonding in fraternity thing is again his music?
Look at the food. Oh yeah, I'll have a terrible time.

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I regret it. I don't knowif you saw the story of a Week
and there was this cannabis grow house. Uh, it's a big warehouse in
Oakland, California, and caught fireon four to twenty at four in the
morning. What come on? Theysay that the fire started in this lived
in r V that was parked outfront. It spread to the gross site.

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I'll do it, damn it.The security guard on site said that
the owners were just starting out theirbusiness. Didn't say Anthony of it was
like a legal operation or smoke.Yeah, that sounds pretty legit and Uh,
you know what weed makes better?Greg? Everything? Life? Yeah,
that's right. Yeah, I'm gladyou picked up. That was a
trick question because it's everything, evenbroken bones. But according to some new

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research, cannabis can increase the frequencyand intensity of orgasms in both men and
women. Here been knowing that orgasmsare that everybody caught up, and for
dudes, it can help you lastlonger. He also found that it can
increase the release of oxytocin, releadingto a great her sense of intimacy and

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satisfaction. Yeah. I've been saying, Greg, is that why you're always
trying to get me high? Justone of the reasons I want you to
enjoy that? Oh right, otherwiseI would not. I mean, but
then you've got a weed. Ohyeah, we want to increase it weed.
Oh, I know, it's verywhat is it? Yeah, we'll

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all have it in a few days, so we'll find out what is Uh,
I don't know. Well, alot of you're gonna have a lot
of lung butter. Like I've beencoughing, coughing it up. You know,
you take a hot shower and it'sjust nonstuff. Yeah, coughing it
up, coughing it upfing. Yeah, very chunky. It's very very juicy
in there. Okay, so that'sit'll start off with the sore throat and

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then it will drip down right intoyour lungs. Well, she was doing
a lot of open mouth kissing atour party, I know, and that's
what I was saying. I'm like, I rejected ninety eight percent of the
hands that were thrust at me andI still got sick. Yeah, so
you know, so there goes thatstrategy. I know, you got to
you got to build up more ofa tolerance. I guess. So what
it is. I guess when youjust basically have joined Hermit at this point

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and you avoid crowds exactly, Yeah, you just can't handle it. You
need to expose yourself just to morecrowds, to more germs, the elements.
Yeah, you just got to getout there. If you Coachella for
two weeks in, yeah, youwould be just like everything wrong. My
immunity would be off the churts,much like my orgasms because there were thanks

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yes, yeah eighty four. Iwould think it would even make your orgasms
like lazy, right, No way, you think it makes everything opposite.
It would make I understand like,you know, dudes would last longer.
I think it would make everything slower, nor would be great in the Oh
yeah right, well, I meanyou know, if you're gonna have an

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A and it lasts longer, feelsslower, that would be crazy when it
comes to it. Like men said, it makes food taste better. I
don't think it wouldn't use it,You wouldn't be a more vigorous lover.
But I feel things more right,yes, deeper feelings. It's I think
it's great enough as it is.Yeah, it's not bad. Yeah,
but it's not enough of a salespitch for me. Oh but that's the

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same thing people like, Hey,you ever put clamps on your nipples?
You should try it out, Yeah, prostate play. Yeah, you never
have a finger in your butt?You never know, Yeah until you try
by a belt. And I'm talkingto myself like, yeah, things are
pretty great as I'll let you knowif I get to the point where it's
just not doing it for me anyway, hold on, Yeah, Greg,
what if you're almost about to divesphyxiationexactly, that's just hanging there on the

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verge of death explosive. I heardthe same argument from the circumcision guys.
They're like, you guys don't evenknow if you're intact, you're right,
and I will never have that,uh, that benefit of knowing because you
can't go back. But still prettygreat. Yeah, you know, it's
even more amazing for you. It'swonderful. I I you know, I

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don't know what that is. Butthen how do you know, how do
you know? Like, uh,it is not great for someone who is
or not as great. Maybe you'relike, you know what, there is
a bit of a difference, butI would say it's negligible. We have
one guy messages to he got alate I don't forget why, but he
got a late circumcision. Yeah.He's like, yeah, it's not saying
really, yeah, it's like Ijust look cleaner. Yeah it is.

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I don't have anymore. I don'thave to clean the hood anymore. I
understand that mode. The majority ofmen do not have circumcisions, and that
is the quote norm. But itdoes look weird. Sorry, yeah,
that's what I mean. We havea wiener guy. Yeah, I mean,
we have expert menace that on thestreets talking to people about uh,
circumcised uncircumcised. He's like but itlooks right. I mean, yeah,

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everybody agreed, but yeah whatever,Yeah, but what everybody agreed. If
you don't have one, If youdon't have one, who, I mean,
you don't know. That's what I'msaying. You can always go and
you can get a late in lifeone. I don't think why anybody would
be up for that unless they hadto switching religions. Yeah, I got
a late in life because, likeI knew one guy that got one late

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in life because he had a heartcondition when it was born so he couldn't
get one, so that he itwas like a teenager and apparently it sucked.
Well yeah, yeah, well it'sunfair. But like I don't remember
anything, you know, It's notlike I'm going, oh God, remember
when I got that circumcision the worsthad no idea. I would also imagining

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squeeze through a vagina sucks pretty hard. That's here be like kind of traumatic.
Suddenly you're breathing through it too.You go from breathing through your belly
button, right, so weird goingall of a sudden your head's becoming oval
because you're getting squeezed through some badge, you know, and then you can't
breathe, then you can't breathe,and then they whack you. You got

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this awful taste in your mouth.You're dragging your tongue on the way out.
You're covered in white goop, somuch goop. Gross. I mean,
you're tethered, you know what Imean? You sort of purple,
Yeah, really really ugly. Imaginethat's pretty dramatic, and you're super hanged.
Yeah, you're just disgusting. Andwe're gonna take a quick break and

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we'll come back. Came On theCheapos next. So there's all these different
celebrities on on Cameo. SeaBASS hasbroken them out into different categories like you
know, music or television or youknow, reality shows, whatever it might
be. There are two options forus to choose from. Whichever one ends
up being the cheaper option, wehave gotten a custom greeting from that quote
celebrity. They love the Woody Show. You always find that it's crazy things

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the Woody Show. All right,Cameo and the Cheapo. So Cameo,
as everybody knows, not just agroup from throwback right word up. Cameo
is a service where you can goand when this thing first launched them like,

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how long is this going to bearound? How many people are really
like this stupidest? Isn't it?Didn't it? I said the same thing
about the iPads, So what doI know? Ye go, nowhere wasn't
around. I'm like, it's justa giant version of your phone. I
already haven't I because when it firstcame out, all I saw people doing
with it was walking around holding itup to take pictures of stuff. And

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I'm like, you have a muchsmaller and more handy version of that right
there in your pocket, you know, And then of course you start seeing
it being used for all these otherthings. I'm like, okay, that
I got reading. Yeah, buteverybody was walking around like, all right,
never I get together and hold upa giant iPad them, what are
you doing? I see kids usingiPads more than anybody else these days.

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Yeah. Where they have like theyhave like carriers for it where they can
oh yeah prop it up better restaurantand the right Yeah, the best so
came out of the cheap. Ohyou get to pay these celebrities for a
customized greeting. You send me informationabout like you know, who is it?
Four and everything else, And somepeople do a better job than others.
But we turned this into a game, and so Sea Bass has these

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celebrities into different categories, and sothere are two celebrities for us to choose
from. We try to figure outwhich one is the cheaper get on cameo
and then whichever one ends up beingthe cheaper Sea Bass has gotten us a
custom greeting noise rights to show youwhat's the first category? Well, Sammy,
you're gonna love this one. Oh, we'll pull up in that folder

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there what he Our first category isstars of the hit MTV show to Hit
the Music. But I never uh, I never never watched this show.
But okay, here we go.I thought it was just from like a
Doucher tampon commercial or something, right, probably I swear it was. I

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know the song is I've said this. This song was used in like some
kind of like one of those typeof lady product. You're trying to say,
Nellie Fertado singing the song this unwrittenby Natalie. Yeah, yeah,
that shows how I started bringing on. Yeah, they just used the song

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and anyone but you, so whatdo he to to get you introduced to?
Because I never watched it either,So I went on and I found
like the biggest clips. I wentto like, uh, these are the
biggest things in the Hills because AudrinaPatridge Partridge whatever Pridge Partridge and the Partridge
Patridge there's no rue. She's oneof the stars and she's on cameo and
I looked at like her biggest thing, like the biggest clip they had,

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and it was do you all rememberwhere you were when Arina got in a
fight with Low and Adrina told Idon't want to be your friend anymore.
I just feel like I have friendsthat actually treat me good and I feel
included, and it's like, youdon't do that. I feel like I'm
really making an effort and if youdon't want to, like put as much

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back. So it's just like Ijust don't care, will never be friends.
So I would a bunch of clues. That was the show. It's
girls fighting about who's like friends witheach other and who's dating whom, and
the launches into the and it longsinto something like soft rock crap are weird

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scripts, We're cycling together now.I was watching like, oh my god,
Sammy must have been addicted to thisshow. The Hills. Yeah,
the other cameo star from the Hills. Who's on cam on cameo is Heidi
Montag and she's best known from herformer cameo to The Woody Show. All

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right, yeah that's what sir.Yeah, I just want to send so
much love to my favorite radio show, The Woodsy Show. Yes, I
just want to say how amazing itis. I mean, there's so many
amazing parts of the show, butyes, it's Heidi here, and I
just want to say, you knowthat you guys are amazing, especially Woodsy,

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especially Woodsy. What was the differenceHeidi's blonde? Adrina was brunette?
What else? What was there bigdifference on the show The Hill? Everyone
else was blonde, but like lowwas I mean, she wasn't like a
main character. She was kind oflike the friend of the main character.
My question was about Audrina and Heidi. What was the difference between those two?
The difference, Well, Heidi waswith Spencer forever. Adrina didn't Adrena

(29:45):
steal Elsie's boyfriend. Yeah, sovery he neither turned to your left and
look right at Menace, and heHeidi was in a relationship with Spencer,
like the whole time. Nobody likesSpencer though, but they are married now.
And uh and Audrena dated a bunchof people. Okay, and Audrena

(30:10):
was at Woody's bachelor party, rememberwe went to that sitting right next to
me, and I texted somebody thatwas totally into the hills. I said,
we're sitting next to Audrey Partridge.I think you mean Audrina Patrick And
I said, no, I'm prettysure it's we're right here. Would you
recognize her? Do someone have totell you that? Somebody told me I

(30:33):
have that? You know? Shewas very nice? Yeah, well,
cameo who's cheaper? I'm assuming justwell, you know what I'm gonna say,
because we already have a cameo.It's kind of from the Heidi chick.
I hope he redeems herself with anew cameo. On the level of

(30:55):
fame, I would say Heidi ismore famous than Adrena on the fame level,
but Heidi and Spencer are known forjust being whorse for money that I
think they would keep it cheat justto crank them out volume. Yeah,
okay, good point. Yeah,I think I think it's a redemption too,
all right, Yeah, redemption cameo. I'll go with Uh, I'll

(31:15):
go with Heidi again. She wascheap ones, why wouldn't she be cheap
twice? Yes? True, I'mjust gonna my gut tells me Aldrina is
cheaper. Ninety nine bucks will getyou a Hatdie Montag cameo, these days,
fifty bucks will get you on Adrina. Patrae came Oh, she's as
good as her sister hid. Allright, let's say I am sending all

(31:36):
of my love to my very favoriteradio show, The Woody Show. You
guys are all incredible. I lovelistening to you guys. It's so entertaining,
and I'm just so grateful for allof you and all of your love
and support over these years. I'velistened to you guys too for a long
time, and so yeah, Iwould love to come on The Woodie Show
and just hang out and talk andjust catch up remotely or whatever. But

(31:59):
thank you again, wood you forjust for always talking about me and for
supporting me listening to the Hills Recap, and Ravy for reading my book that
makes me feel so happy. I'mso grateful. And Menace and Greg for
watching The Cupcake Wars and gosh,the Tyler Henry Show. I actually should

(32:19):
go on that show again. Butthere's so many different mediums now, but
I would love to come on andcatch up. Thank you guys again for
all of your love and support overthe years. And I know you're obsessed.
I stop talked about that she wasat your bachelor party. Yeah,
and she might actually, like atleast heard of the show because she was

(32:40):
backstage at our last event. Theseare the type of people that I heart
involved invites to all our job.And I'll say this, I looked at
Adrina and I watched she's damn hotthese days. Still way to go,
Way to go, girl, scaleyour damn hot. I'm sure that made
your day as a regular listener hearingthat on the show. See, yes,

(33:00):
I'm still hot. Have you beenfollowing Christian Cavalary, Yeah, she's
dating one of the Montana boys Oway. Yeah. Those. How about another
cameo on the Cheapo. Well,this is actually a redemption category. These
are people who have been on beforesomehow they didn't make it out of cameo.
They're still on the surface. Thoseinclude Mama June, Mama Cameo,

(33:24):
Hey y'all, what's up? Theyshow this is your girl, Mama June
and Sea Bay's reached at me becauseI heard I'm y'all's favorite reality star.
That's right up. Anyway, Look, Woodie, I heard you love my
recipe and I'm going to give youone for the boots. It's barbecue chicken
and rice. All you gotta dois you cook chicken breast and that thing

(33:45):
was a little bit about it andgets you a bottle of barbecue sauce,
put some rice, mix it allon them all time milk. Okay,
okay, yeah, very detailed.That is Food Network. I would have
never thought of chicken and rice withbarbecue with barbecue sauce on. Here's how
you make it, and you putit in the thing. Sure, but

(34:05):
pretty good. So it's either it'seither Mama June or still on Cameo Ravy
Andrew Dice Clay shout out to theWoody Show. There's a radio show out
in a Jersey. They're big fansand me Dicey dice nicey nicy twice as
Dicey nicey nicey. So anyway,wood he fancies himself like a look at

(34:31):
Jersey Guido. And then there's Raveywho would like to have sex with me.
I don't know if that's a chickor not. Maybe she hasn't heard.
I've been off the market for alittle while to do. Who knows.
If you're a chick and you wantto bounce your bulld eagle cutting down

(34:53):
on me. Maybe my beef kebabHarry clam Chop we'll meet one day,
Yeah, maybe maybe. Wow,he's the most famous comedian in the world
for about six months. That's thehumor there. Yeah, you don't care
if he's married. You were alllaughing at are not laughing? Seriously?

(35:14):
I feel like either one is awin. Yeah, I'd be happy to
have a return cameo. All right, I'll make this really hard for you.
Okay. One of them is twentydollars. Okay. The other one
currently is one thousand dollars. Ijust heard how she's in trouble. I

(35:36):
love DICE's thing that he's doing onInstagram, like on social media, where
like he just walks up to randompeople's like, uh, hey, so
are you are you Edith? Orlike he just comes up with some random
name. Are you the one thatwanted to picture with the face? And
he's like he just rocks up torandom strangers like, oh, you're the
one who's here for the picture,and just the awkwardness of the interaction,

(35:57):
of right, because he's coming uplike a crazy person on the street.
He's got the big glasses on,like a hat, scarf around his neck,
and dude, it's ravy. Sohe's out there just branking. Yeah
well yeah, yeah, but it'sharmless stuff. But the just the awkwardness
of the interaction for me is hilarious. I love it. Dicey, dicey,
Yeah, that's good stuff. Allright, here's Mama June. All

(36:20):
right, hey the Woody Show.What's up? It's your girl, Mama
June and Sea Bass. And look, Woody, it sounds like me and
you are on the same path.I don't know what, Goby, but
I'm assuming glue tie. I juststarted last week, so hopefully both of
our fat asses will loose some damnway, how about it? You know
what I'm saying. And Raby,thank you for being saying. I'm such
a model to older women. Baby, I am no model to anybody.

(36:45):
You are your own person and youare amazing. But look, also,
I heard that Menace loved eating chickenfingers and taco bell. See, you
need just slow down on that becausemy boy would he trying to weight and
we don't need no temptations. Butlook, Greg, you need to stop

(37:06):
all that damn gamb one at thecasino, baby, and start you're saving
some money. Y'na'll get me wrong, bitches. I like to blow a
lot of money when I go tocasinos. I spend way too much money,
knowing I need to back up offthat table, backup off that machine
and tape something home, but neverdo. But anyway, good luck with
the new show. I just wantedto say hello, good wishes to all

(37:28):
of y'all. And Woody, baby, we own the weight loss. We
don't. We will be skinny thickasses before soon, all right, all
right, skinny thick asses because shelost what one hundred We just talked about
it. She lost one hundred poundsand then she regained one hundred and thirty.
Yeah, I'm sad she didn't findherself on the show like Adrina.
I know. I love the chickens. I legitimately would love having Mama Junian

(37:51):
studio. Oh yeah, it wouldbe really good. Well that's up,
Cameo on the Cheapoa. You guys, I want to putting friends with her
and love her, Aaron can makethat happen. Greg thousand pound sisters.
Oh yeah, yeah, all right, welcome back everybody. So now the

(38:14):
jury has been picked. Opening statementshappened to say in President Trump's hush money
trial it could last as long astwo months, but the consensus seems to
be it's gonna be more like threeor four weeks. Really, they're just
gonna wrap it up. See howthat's how that plays out? How sad
is this? Miss Ai? It'sthe world's first beauty pageant for AI generated

(38:36):
models. Oh wow? Why thatcrazy? Yeah? The winner gets twenty
thousand dollars in prizes. Contestants judgedon their beauty tech and clout for the
chance to earn the AI Crown.How much is that one AI model that
we're talking about? She was makingper month? Was like, she's in

(38:57):
this competition? Apparently I really don'tcare one she was making like thirty five
grand a month. Yeah, she'slike, who can make the hottest AI?
That's so bizarres. And for today'smention of Japan, the first non
American to set foot on the Moonwill be from Japan. Sounds right.
The White House announced two Japanese astronautswill get seats on a future lunar landing

(39:22):
mission. Only twelve people have everwalked on the Moon, all Americans.
No one's been up there since nineteenseventy two. Wow. Do you know
what's kind of weird? When theyland their model t all on their surface?
All the moon footage like super niceand clear, and then the recent
footage like really crappy. It's likewhat we're talking about. We have HD

(39:43):
pictures from Mars the Moon, likefrom like videos the American Moon, Yeah,
like when we have the landers goon there, like yeah, no,
this is not clear. Really it'snot that strong. Did they damage
something on the way down? Beif we're getting HD transmission from from Mars,

(40:04):
like how the moon should be nothing? We should have three D from
the Moon. Yeah, I seewhat I'm saying. Actually, yeah,
this is from that that I amone moon. I'm not doubting. I'm
just wondering to do the camera getsomething because thedn't then something landed there recently
and it got flipped or something likeisn't it weird? How jaded we've become.
We can pictures of Mars and we'rejust like, well, there's how

(40:30):
people go up fake. Oh yeah, that's it. That's everybody's first reaction
to everything that fake. Mine isjust like, oh sand but yeah it's
it's not fake. It's just likeinteresting, like pictures of Mars, pictures
from Mars. Right, yeah,that's what I like, you know,
to be hyperbolic about it here.Right, people could be standing in front

(40:50):
of something that is burning. They'llfeel the heat on their face, they'll
be witnessing in person, go fakelike the like that's everybody's initial reaction everything
that's easy. But yet the moreridiculous something is they go, oh so

(41:10):
silly, look second date update,Cool, that's legit. Yeah, eight
seven seven forty four Wooding, youcan hit us up with a text.
Check in with us over to twotwo nine eight sevenous Can I offer you
a nice egg in this trying time? Good Woody show well, good morning

(41:36):
everybody, and welcome into another newhour of insensitivity training for a politically correct
world. It is Monday. It'sApril the twenty second, twenty twenty four.
I'm Woody. That's Raving. Hellothere, Greig Gory here, Good
morning Menace, Good morning to you, Good morning Woody. There's sea bass

(41:58):
Sammy good morning, we got bored. We got Cane. There's Morgan,
she's our current employee of the month. She's our associate producer. Then we
got Vaughn. He's our video produceron the job this morning, and you
as part of the show. Youcan call in if he likes the best
way to do it? Eight sevenseven forty four. What he to be
a part of any of the conversations, Give us your two cents eight seven
seven forty four what he or sendus a text over to two two nine

(42:22):
eight seven. Greg's got some randomthoughts for us this hour, sure too,
okay, because Greg's always good forthose It's good for Greg. It's
therapeutic, yeah, just like getthem out. Yeah, yeah, it's
otherwise Greg just simmers. Yeah,he's a sim he's a similar r Yeah.
Oh yeah, for sure. It'salways in my head big time.
So Seabas says that he throws coinson the ground to save time, right,

(42:45):
which is a waste of time,which we've never really understood. Yeah,
Like he refuses change, you know, like he gets change at the
store and then just throws on theground to quote save time, as opposed
to just putting it in your pocket. To the community, right, not
just putting in your pocket. Puttingit in your pocket, weighing yourself down

(43:07):
collecting it, weighing yourself down soheavy for such a strong person like yourself,
it was just physically superior to everybodyelse. It's funny, there is
like a new there's a new coffeelike this, like twenty two pounds.
But anyway, it's far back tothe change. Yeah, like then collecting
it in a jarge your house,dealing with that unsightly jarr because you got

(43:30):
to display, yeah, you haveto have it on your mantle. Yeah,
right, and then bringing that in, losing it, etcetera. Anyway,
Uh, the amount of coins toend up between couch cushions and that
land in the trash bigger than you'dthink. There's a waste processing company where
the workers they just load incinerated trashinto this industrial machinery stuff that just separates

(43:50):
sorts metals and then sends them toget hosed down. And since they started
doing this in two thousand and seven, the amount in dollars just in coins
that they have found in the trashguess how much since two thousand and seven,
this is like a nationwide number typething. Yeah, this is one
waste processing company twelve million. I'dsay three million, three million, one

(44:14):
million. Yeah, I was gonnasay around one forty ten million dollars.
Yeah, it's estimated that sixty eightmillion dollars in coins ends up in the
trash every year. Oh god,would you throw away sixty eight million dollars?
See, I mean to every personon the world on the one would
make touch sets? What because Icollected the coins that were just ended up

(44:37):
like getting changed. You know,not that anybody's really using cash anymore to
get changed with cash. Yeah,but every once in a while, like
you know, you have to likebumping ten years ago, I would have
this loose change. I would justput it into this one thing, and
I brought it to the grocery store. End up being like a few hundred
bucks exactly. Yeah, you know, so a few hundred dollars you would

(44:59):
just throw on the street course ofyears. Absolutely, Like you don't even
get changed anymore most of the timeat the casino, most places there's cash.
Like I tried to pay with cashat places, yeah cash free.
Yeah, we cash lists, right, but yeah, I'm still not throwing
them on the ground. Although peoplewill throw them in the fountains. Yes,

(45:20):
that's always it's okay if you're makinga wish, yeah, change them
for wishes. I did see something, uh menace. There was the whole
thing about why malls don't have fountainsanymore because they're they're too much to maintain.
The imagine the maintenance on them.And they used to bring in a
bunch of money, and now theydon't bring in money anymore because who the

(45:43):
hell has has changed? Who haschanged? To throw it into the fountain?
Did you see what happened to thefountain in your hometown? No,
at the mall? No, youdidn't hear that. What fountain? There's
a found there's a fountain outside themall and somebody put a bunch of soap
in it. Oh really yeah,we did flooded the whole area. We
did that at the old folks wereteenage. That just happened like they were
out there just pranking. There wasthere was a water feature there, but

(46:05):
it's got a bunch of turtles init anymore. Maybe they killed turtles up
too. I don't know about thatpart. Not with the turtles. I'm
hoping it's not the one that hasthe turtles, but I don't know if
there's any I don't know if Iknow any other water feature. And it
looks like a water fountain. Idon't know, I don't know, but
yeah, I mean if you goto like theme parks and you see their

(46:25):
fountains, they're like full of money. You've ever watched the show Weeds?
Uh, In the opening credits,there's like a you know, because the
where that show takes place is whereI live. They all the boxes on
the hills, little boxes on thehillside, little boxes made of tiki taky.
It's called a gras stick in theshow. But there's a big fountain

(46:45):
that they show in the beginning ofthe of the credits and it says agrestic
and that is a real fountain.And uh, people soap it all the
time. Oh yeah, yeah.They're constantly to the point where I'm like,
it look nice when it's functional,but they spend so much time having
to clean that. There's cameras allover the place and everything out. They

(47:06):
just don't do anything about it.Panking, Yeah, I guess prone to
soaping. I'm thinking maybe that's thefountain. You sure it's at the mall,
That's what I read from the headline. I don't understand why they had
to clean it out, just letit run. No, so eventually yeah,
yeah, burned off science. Yeah, it looks I think people miss

(47:27):
I mean, I was just postingabout a mall the other day and apparently
this mall had ponds at it,and people missed the ponds. Ponds.
Yeah, like a pond like inthe middle inside of the mall with corey
fish and stuff. Yeah, Idid. I remember, you know,
when I was a kid in PittsburghSouth Hills Village, they had like a
thing like that was a pond.There were ducks in there. Oh yeah,

(47:51):
yeah. And there was like alittle bridge and the bridge went from
like one you know, like uh, there's two you know, two sides,
like you know, left side andthe right side or whatever. So
it was it was split down themiddle with the pond. Or when there
would be like a little footbridge thatyou go over the other side and there
was like a Woolworth's or something onthe other side. And I always be
able to get like a frozen cokeat and that that was always like rip.

(48:12):
I was like a little kid,it was like four or five,
but I remember that I remember,like when you would rip for a frozen
coat. Yeah, I'm still rippedfor a frozen coke. That's just still
good. Yeah. And when you'reyeah, yeah, when you're a kid,
you rip out for ponds. Ohyeah, I do remember. There
was fun throwing sticks and stuff andother mall because then we moved to New

(48:37):
Jersey and the mall by our housethere a Quaker Bridge mall had this really
cool thing where the middle area,you know, between the two sides,
it was dug down so it waslike a pit, and so that's where
the kids that there was a kid'splay area. So the kids would walk
down the stairs and it'd be allkinds of stuff to climb on. It
was all completely carpeted, even upthe sides of the walls, but it

(48:59):
was here was it was dug outlike a pool, right, so kids
would like walk and there was norailing around the outside of it or this
is the right there was no railing, so like the kids, you just
like walking in and you could justjump directly down into into the play pit.
Right. Yeah. So many kidshurt themselves doing that because we would

(49:20):
just jump, you know, orkids, but you get little kids who
the parents aren't paying attention to justwalking the mall. Little kid just goes
right in, just falls right in. Now, Yeah, they eventually filled
that in them all. I'm allin my area, we used to have
like a bunch of like stone statuesof animals and stuff. But people kept
on taking so many inappropriate photos withthem. I think that they took them

(49:42):
out. Yeah, animal like,Okay, people are humping the animals,
but that's an attraction. Why wouldyou take that out? I want to
go there and take maybe bring thesethings back. Maybe malls make a comeback,
you know, Yeah, bring backthe pump because the struggles real for

(50:02):
the mall. Well, they've putthey're starting to put it in grocery stores
and gyms. I see a lotof the malls are taking spaces entertainment entertainment
areas, a lot of restaurants,yeah, but few and far between from
what it used to be. There'sno more like department stores that's going away.
Sure, Yeah, it's just toomuch space. I see a lot
of gyms actually, yeah, yeah, you'll see like some I don't know,

(50:23):
boxing type things. Yep, I'llsee those at a lot of malls.
Old Planet Fitness, Yeah, Ifeel like all I'm seeing every time
something opens up is like an Asianjunk store. You know, I know
what you mean. It's the outlet. Yeah, like that's it. That
are a place where you can likestick your face through something that looks like
you're on a bodybuilder's body, andyou can take pictures like little like instagrammable

(50:45):
type things. I don't know.The one mall I frequent because I like
going to this one restaurant there.It's always packed. Yeah that's what I'm
saying there, but they're few andfar between compared it used to be every
neighborhood at a mall basically, youknow, it was always packed, always
stuff going on. Now everything justanytime you see the anytime you see the
news about the oh there's something goingon with the mall, something's closing.

(51:07):
Well, the bad ones they don'tupgrade at all. And then the ones
that are thriving are the ones that, yeah they pay attention to now have
pickleball courts. Yeah, bad onesat a grocery store, Yeah there's ways
to eat, pickleball court, dialysisclinic. Yeah. Well the ones will
the ones that are usually on theirway out, they'll have a church inside

(51:28):
them. Sure, yeah, allright eight seven seven forty four, Woodie,
if you want to call in,set us up with a text over
to two two nine eighty seven.Random Thoughts with Greg. This is all
over the place, both unless Idon't know what what is this? A
lot of stuff I'm just thinking tomyself, obsessing over. Yeah, I'm
not really buying that. I'm notbeloking it. I was like, there's

(51:49):
a lot of times's just a bunchof random stuff that gregs well, some
astewing about thematic and then I threwsome randomness. Okay, all right,
all right, so random Thoughts withGreg will see how much you can relate
a lot of times like oh mygod, Greg, me too, baby
too, Yeah, the Woody Showand time to do a wellness jack with
Greg. Just overall, like howhow you've been lately? Yeah? You

(52:13):
feel you know what? Honestly Iwas thinking about it yesterday. Yeah,
I feel like I'm doing really well. Yeah yeah, I don't know.
Everything is just jelling yeah, yeah, so much, Gel. Just I've
been really in good spirits. Ifeel like life. Yeah, maybe you
hate yourself less. I hate myselfa little bit less and just you know,

(52:36):
sticking to it, Yeah, justwalking more and just I feel better.
In general, I'm not doing reallywell. But when I have downtime,
all I do is think and thinkand right and think, which is
what you've always done, right,which is how we've you know, figured
that. Every once in a while, it's really good just to check it
with Greg and his random thoughts.Also because it's damn entertaining, Like,

(52:58):
yeah, we get a lot outof it. I've always had like what
does Greg do when he leaves andhe goes home? Because you don't really
hear much about what Greg does,you know, so it's kind of like
a like a mystery. But yeah, he's just sitting there. He's on
the couch, he's got his handsfolded, waiting for Mario to come home
exactly, and he's thinking of it. And I think, right, and
one of the things I thought about. And you're going to disagree with him.

(53:20):
But I'm not buying it that youand every parent on earth who has
more than one kid doesn't have afavorite kid. I don't buy it.
I'm sure some parents do. Therehas to be and I would think if
you have multiple kids, every singleparent has leaning a tiny bit towards one
maybe they're not saying this is myfavorite. I love this one more by
a lot, but ever so slightlyleaning every parent's being honest with them saying

(53:45):
they have a favorite, not buyingit, I really favorite not buying it.
I don't know what I could sayor and you don't have to no,
but I honestly do not. Nowyou don't, but you think your
parents do. Uh let's see.Well, yeah, because every person I
know that has a brother and sister, they'll say it's my brother for sure.

(54:07):
Yeah. Well I'm my mom's onlychild. She's got two step daughters,
so that doesn't really count the samefor my stepfather, of course,
you know it's going to favor kids, right Uh my dad, my my
my dad and stepmom adopted another son. I don't know what they would say,

(54:30):
so he's definitely not the favorite.Yes, I think it's almost the
opposite. And they chose him becauseyou pour it, you pour it on
heavier, you know. No,But for me, honestly, I can't
say that I do. It's it'swe'll ask. I just don't. I

(54:52):
don't know what I not that Ineed to convince you guys, but I
consider, honestly and tell you guysthat I really, that's that's nice say
that. I don't that's nice tohear. I mean, we'll take you
at your word, right, buyingnot buying it? Manas you have a
sister, do you think she's thefavorite? Oh? Yeah, for sure.
Really she spends more time with thefamily. Yeah, she goes to
events with them, and yeah,it does a ton of stuff. So

(55:15):
I can see why she's favorite.And I don't hold that against her.
She deserves being the favorite. Takeit. Yeah, you spend all the
time with mom and dad. Hasshe given them grand babies? Yes,
and that too unlike unlike me.Yes, you've deprived them, deprived of
love. But I every time around, I make sure that they have a
good time. Okay, it's notlike they don't like having me around.

(55:38):
Well, sure, exactly. Itdoesn't mean you're not loved. Recently,
when we took some time off andwe got back, there were remodeling the
studio next to ours, and itlooked even though we had been gone for
a week, it looked like theyhad made zero progress. Right, And
I said to Ravey, I'm like, hey, have you checked out that
other studio we were gone for aweek. It looks like they haven't done

(55:59):
anything. She's like, oh no, I think they made great progress.
There was tools everywhere, there wasI mean, things were ripped apart.
It looked like they had done nothing. And she and I thought, not
buying it right, not buying itnothing right because they were delayed because they're
putting, you know, like anew board in there, and what they

(56:20):
found was like like like a poundof spilled liquid in the bottom of it.
So like the cleanup of that boardtook longer than they thought. So
it did put them behind on puttingthat studio together. Because I thought you
were just being really sweet to theengineers. I was like, it was
great. I'm like, they've donenothing. They were in there every day
they are, but when we gotback, it looked like they had done

(56:43):
nothing. I also don't buy thatravy, you know when you bag on
me for my movie taste. Yeah, and all I think about is how
you like get Out, And Ithink that makes it null and void that
you can I don't buy it.There's no you don't buy that. Do
you think she was told to likeget Yes, critics and all the praise
and worships, Well, I've gota lot of right, because spoiler alert,

(57:05):
don't forget the end of the movie. It turns out it was all
brain transplants. Absolute stupidest thing I'veever seen. I'm not buying that Rave's
mom loves black licorice. I justdon't buy it. Nobody can. It's
that I have to have money's inthe house when she comes to visit.
No, she has a little she'spocketing my mom not even eating them.
Gets a mom's thing. Not buyingit. Maybe she has one in front

(57:29):
of you, just you know,keep the story. You know who's like
like black licorice and uh black jellybeans? Is my son? Really?
Yeah? Loves it, hates peanutbutteanut butter cups, and yet he's your
favorite. That's weird getting that wouldbe a reason he wouldn't be my favorite.

(57:50):
That's okay. I say, Idon't hate black licorice, but I
would never reach for it. No, never, Now this this could be
fall under the category of unpopular opinion. I don't believe. And there's a
reason I've been thinking about this.I don't believe when people say, you
know, you can't be addicted topot, See how you can? You
can be addicted to anything exactly.But that is like the number one talking

(58:16):
point of hardcore stoners. You know, it's not addictive? Uh, sure
argument. We know people that can'teven function without it the first thing they
do when they wake up. Yeah, and I don't know how they do
that, right, But all youhear all the time from the the pot
proponents not addictive. Sure it is. I don't buy it everything exactly.

(58:38):
Everything can be addictive. And Ialso don't buy that people in general like
vodka. I think they tolerate vodka. I think they like mixing, using
it as you know, to mix. I could drink Tito straight, no
problem, But you like it oryou to like you sit think this taste

(59:00):
to this is the nectar of yourpeople. I agree, and I will
once in a really blue moon havea martini and I power through it like
it's a chore because it's gross.Oh yeah gross. I don't think anybody
actually likes it. I think theytolerate it, or they like using it

(59:22):
to make mixed drinks. Well,I think that about all alcohol, to
be honest. Well, yeah,people actually really love the good point.
Yeah, I mean I love thetaste of beer. Well, beer is
one thing. Have you ever triedbrandy? Oh, yes, have you
ever had tanga rat? It's legalhairspread? Absolutely hate jin it's so gross.

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We're just tuning in. We're rightnow listening to random thoughts with Greg.
One of them is back to Woody. I don't I choose not to
believe that you have the low selfishdame you say you have you know and
I and I wow, life asevidenced by certain tone that you use that

(01:00:10):
I think requires confidence. See,I think your I think you're confident.
For example, like based solely onwork stuff. Let's say you're waiting for
me to send you headlines or whatever. You'll just be like, where's my
news? Whereas somebody like myself wouldbe like, hey, if you get

(01:00:30):
a chance, still wondering if youget these headlines and when can you send
them to me? Just but it'salways where's my news? Or at work?
Like hand me. That's it comeswith like a confidence or a rush.
Like it's more like a rush andit gives you a rush. No,
it's just like yours his zone.I need this right now. Giving

(01:00:57):
it's not concerned about your feelings.I love the power. Yeah, yeah,
it's more being in a zone.I also think you can be confident
at work but still be a selfloathing person. M Maybe I'm just hoping
that's not the case. People don'thear this on the air because it involves
costs words. But what he'll screwup something off the air. Oh,

(01:01:19):
that's true to himself. Harsh internaldialogue which we get to hear. That
is true. That is true.I guess I'm just hoping it's not true.
Stupid, just some really random thoughts. Not that I'm not buying it.
If you have friends on social mediathat you either follow or let's say
Facebook specifically, I realize you mighthave a thousand Facebook friends and you've never

(01:01:40):
even heard their voice. Isn't thatweird? That's a high thought. That's
weird. Hell awares, don't evenknow. Do an impression of this friend
that you have, Yeah, I'venever heard them speak near them on your
Facebook? Right now? Describe thepicture me, yeah, okay, tells

(01:02:00):
what they're doing. Let's see thefirst random person. Oh, it's the
Woody Show group and let's scroll pastthat rhythm. Okay, some guy named
Larry. I don't even know whothis is. But Facebook friends. Today,
I was chatting with the college graduatewho is currently working. He was
excited because the old man wants hisstudent loan to disappear. Wait, is
this Larry who used to be marriedto our program directord Dave. No different

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Larry, And I don't even Idon't know what he sounds like. Guy,
Yeah, Larry looks like he probablyhas a gruff way of speech.
He does, but yeah, it'sweird. I was talking about Facebook film.
I don't know what Facebook friends soundlike. Another trip you thought I
had. Everyone in traffic is goingsomewhere. Where are they going? But

(01:02:46):
where are they go? Why?Like when you'll be sitting in traffic and
think, Okay, I'm off workand I'm going home. Where are you
going? Are you? Why areall these people on the road? Right?
So what are you doing on theroad? Yeah? I know if
it's menace on a Sunday, he'sgoing to get some chicken. Yeah,
everybody get chicken. Well, there'srandom thoughts with gregor so you're thinking about

(01:03:10):
Greg and what is he doing?This is what he does. He sits
around, has a bunch of randomass thoughts and down and he writes them
down like a weirdo like this one. I wonder if dogs wish they had
a warm meal. Yeah, everythingwas given him as call, why is
anything so cold? She wants ad and she's going to get one the
Woodie Show. So we had feelingsor random thoughts with Greg grand All congrensome

(01:03:37):
dude I had I would call weirdempathy. But this is something I wouldn't
normally have empathy for. Okay.I was reading about how Surrey Cruise,
that's the daughter of Tom Cruise andKatie Holmes. She looks like a miniature
Katie who who just turned eighteen,by the way, but she won't have
anything to do with her dad,Tom Cruise because of his in scientology,

(01:04:01):
and it really bummed me out forhim. I felt well out for him.
Yeah, I felt really bummed outfor Tom Cruise. Are they say,
I think that's an interesting spin.I think it's probably the other way
around that he doesn't have interest,right, because really, scientology has this
thing what did they call him anor something like that where clarity is part

(01:04:28):
of it. But if there arepeople in your life that don't believe in
scientology, you're supposed to cut themout. Suppressive person, suppressive person.
So I believe Tom Cruise cut hisdaughter out of his life because she's and
she and Katie Holmes are considered suppressivepeople. Huh, well, then forget
it. I don't feel bad forit all. I feel bad for her
that her father's not in her lifebecause of scientology, because I think it

(01:04:54):
worked like that. Tom Cruise andNicole Kidman adopted two kids together, and
I don't I think Nicole has muchof a relationship with the daughter because she's
big into scientology the daughter, okay, And so Nicole is considered a suppressive
person that she's not supposed to haveany interaction with. Got it, Okay?

(01:05:14):
I feel bad, And that's youknow, A big through line with
scientology is about people lose a lotof people in their life because scientology says
you can't be around them anymore.Huh all right, well, then forget
it. Don't care about Tom Cruiseat all. I never really did.
I don't. I don't have anopinion really one way or the other about
him. I think it's cool thathe flies planes. I think that's pretty
cool, and I've liked a lotof his movies. But yeah, it's

(01:05:36):
not like I'm simping for Tom Cruiseor you know, anything like that.
I thought like, oh man,that sucks. As a good dad,
you know, your daughter doesn't wantto have anything to do with you because
of this other thing. But ifthat's the case, I think I think
it's probably I do feel bad forher. Now there I'm switching empathy.
Okay, good, my empathy hasbeen swatted right there. That sucks.

(01:05:57):
I mean that scientology stuff is reallyweird. It's beyond weird. I don't
even pretend to understand what it islike. You know, someone tried to
explain it to me a couple ofdifferent times, the clarity thing, and
then I saw what the point isall the other goofy stuff like the right
right, I mean part about howthey believe that aliens are in your bloodstream,
right, thetans are attached to you. Yeah, it's fast, yeah

(01:06:28):
yeah. And then you got thatal Ron Hubbard guy. I remember seeing
the commercials on TV as a kidfor Diynatics with the with the exactly what
this a religion? I thought itwas some guy pimping his book, some
science fiction writer guy. Yeah.Not until I got older I found out
it was a religion, because Ithought it was a book that was to
write book being sold on tell Ihad no idea. Kept seeing the commercial

(01:06:50):
all the time during you know showsI'm trying to watch. But he gave
it to me for my graduation.Oh yeah, were they a pusher of
scientology? Yes, gave me diyanaticsthat you would like to read this book
because it seems very popular. It'son TV all the time. Awesome as
seeing on TV show back in themid and now back to show and we

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are into another new hour. Hecan sensitivity training for a politically correct world.
It is a Monday morning. It'sApril the twenty second, twenty twenty
four. Were welcome you, thankyou for being here giving us your valuable
time today. I'm Woody right thereis Raymy. Hello there. Then you
go around the room. We gotthe Greg Gordon, Good morning menaces here
you good morning wood We've got cMass, We've got Sammy. We got

(01:07:34):
the phones open forty at eight sevenseven forty four Wooding. You can hit
us some of the texts over totwo two nine eight seven email email at
the Woodieshow dot com. Also findus on social media at the Woodie Show
on the social media platform of yourchoice. You know. Greg was sharing
some of his thoughts with us thingsthat he does not buy. Greg,

(01:07:59):
tell me if you buy this,okay. Tom Selleck right says that he
has never used email or sent atext. I I don't. I'm not
buying that at all. I don't. I don't see how that's possible.
Maybe the email, but there's noway he hasn't texted. You've never sent
one text? Right, I don'tbuy it. How old is Tom Selleck

(01:08:23):
by the way, but he's stillin seniors to get a reverse mortgage?
Oh that's right, yeah, rightewow. But no, in that line
of work, he's probably in touchwith his agent or whoever. You've got
to Yeah, not buying it fora second. Whether you like texting or

(01:08:45):
sending an email, No, youcan't avoid that. It's like Mike the
Showkiller claims that he's never once masturbated. Give me a break, there's no
chance, no way. Everybody onthis planet. Yeah, I think even
the Pope is knocked one out.Oh, you know, like everybody.
I don't believe that there's one personwho he's the unicorn, right, he's

(01:09:09):
the never never once. Kelly Osbournesays that she did not take ozempic to
lose eighty five pounds do you buyit. I feel like her weight loss
came before the ozempic. Yeah,they're accusing her. They're accusing Sharon taking
accusing accused. Scott Dissick is goingto stop taking it after realizing quote he

(01:09:36):
looks too thin, Lucky. Ohwait right, you look Yeah that's the
dream, right, Greg. Iwant people to be concerned for my health.
I'm that thin. Yeah, becauseI look. You look at him,
he looks homeless. He looks yeah, yeah, he looks club.
Oh that's not good then, yeah, his eyes are super sunken in.

(01:09:59):
That's all right, Dallas. Buyer'sclub is not a good look. But
you're wearing like a medium shirt.Okay, he looks sick. But yeah,
what's your waist size? Yeah,Lucky, I ask what I'm thinking.
Okay, here's one picture where heOh wow, that's bad. I
mean, I wouldn't want to looklike we have three donuts. So it's

(01:10:21):
like Christian Bale in the machine.Yeah that's true. Who was I just
reading about. There's another guy,another celebrity who lost a ton of weight
and had the gastric bypass talked aboutit, and people are like, I
have no respect for people who don'tdo it the right way. Okay,

(01:10:44):
okay, whatever, Greg and Iare willing to get you know, tapeworms
from Mexico worm the Yeah, notthe gastric bypass. But the sleeve is
that what it is? Yeah,sleeve would be cool. Balloon would be
the Da Vinci. Yeah, balloonwould balloon would be good at all.
I don't think the balloon works becausethey take it out Billy Gardell. It

(01:11:04):
was on Mike and Molly's and DaveHearts or whatever, Bob Hart, yeah,
something, so they lost respect forBilly and Billy by the way he
said, he went from being likethe new Jackie Gleason to just looking like,
who's the guy with all the saladdressings and stuff? The old Uh.

(01:11:25):
Yeah, when you look at him, you're like, he looks completely
different. He doesn't look like PaulNewman. I don't know when because he
got that like you got that likemustache, and he's got the way he's
wearing the glasses like that. Hedoes look old timing have fat ass to
like a really handsome guy. Soone of the most handsome men to ever
live. But yeah, like Ihave no respect for people to like who

(01:11:50):
cares how they do it. Agree, whatever care if they're using ozempic,
big deal. Yeah, oh youcheated? What is this? So is
this a race? Is this somekind of competition or did you just like
lose a bunch of weight and nowyou feel and look better and yeah look
at the end result. Yeah,well that's what that whole Oprah special was
about, destigmatizing however you end uplosing with. Yeah, about five years

(01:12:12):
ago, this guy in Atlanta,he weighed four hundred and fifty pounds and
he had all kind of like healthrisks. So his cardiologists recommended that he
got some weight loss surgery, andso he went and got it done in
April of twenty nineteen. He lostover two hundred pounds, and he transformed
his life through like you know,eating right and doing some exercise, including

(01:12:34):
he ran a marathon in twenty twentytwo. God, and now he is
looking to complete one hundred half marathonsin all fifty states and d C.
And he's inspiring others with his quotejourney and newfound passion for healthy living.
But now this guy's just running likea crazy amount of marathons four and fifty

(01:12:56):
pounds. Yeah, yeah, thata respect running. He's doing it the
wrong way, right, Like whatever, I had to do it. I
had a friend who did one marathona week for a year. He did
fifty two marathon. Yes, ohmy god, because he quit smoking and
changed his whole entire lifestyle. We'lldo that, dude, we're we're working

(01:13:19):
for a guy on a whim.It was like a Wednesday, Hey,
what are you going? What doyou got going on this weekend? And
go, I'm thinking about going towherever the city was and doing the marathon?
Huh, nope, have you beentraining? No? But he would
run like he loved it, fifteenmiles every day just for his daily run,
just for yeah, and so hecould run a marathon like on the

(01:13:40):
spot, like, hey, canyou run a marathon today? Yeah?
I guess sure. You had thatmuch time to do fifteen miles a day.
Yeah, lucky. That's why hewas always digging out right. Yeah,
right, phones are open eight sevenseven forty four. What he you
can hit us up of the textover to two to nine eight seven more
what he shows next. But I'mglad I got this email. I think

(01:14:12):
I might have forgotten otherwise. Yeah, we did that here to defend yourself
segment with the pharmacist Frankie the pharmacist. Yeah, and so you know,
Menace and Greg, we're kind ofgoing after pharmacists. Yeahs and so you

(01:14:32):
know, like, oh a bigdeal. It wasn't a pharmacist really do
you count pills and whatever? Andso people will say, oh, well
that's not really fair because they're notin the studio with you guys to defend
themselves who are pharmacists about what theyreally do. And so we opened up
and told people, hey, callin, text in says an email.
And then we found somebody, inthis case Frankie the pharmacist, who answered

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a lot of our questions. Now, whether you left that conversation having any
more spect whatever for pharmacists, thatremains to be seen. Well, we
did learn that Frankie can count fivepills at a time. Yeah. Anyway,
Uh, now the next one becauseI want to do the same thing
with chiropractors, because like, itjust seems like such a joke to me.

(01:15:17):
I want to do it so badand people ever since Okay, Audi's
were the car those were ruined forme by Greg. I think they were
pretty cool. I'm like, oh, these are pretty cool. You go,
you were thinking about getting one.I was. I was considered,
and and Greg said to me,he goes just to glorified Volkswagen. I

(01:15:38):
got. And then all I seenow every time I see an AUTI Volkswagen.
Just get a Jetta. Shattered dreamwasn't a dream. It was just
you know, but you were I'mjust gonna switch it up. You're real
close to getting one. That's whyI ended up with the Tesla. I
was dumb. Yeah, you'd havebeen better off with that Audi. I
would I would have been. Iwould have been. Yeah. And then

(01:16:00):
chiropractice were ruined for me because Iwas like, oh, because I love
cracking my back. Yeah, myknee cracks really well. My chest pops,
and it's like I love it,but it is satisfying. Your knee
cracks really well. It does likeI'd be like I could be like laying
still in bed and I can justmake it like it's super loud. My

(01:16:23):
wife goes, is that your knee? I go, yeah, oh my
god, that's fine. My ankles, everything, my nose Chiro because somebody
said, why are they always instrip malls? Yeah, you know,
right next to the pizza place,you know, like, is this is
this what you want? Like goingthere and have the guy next to the
pizza place crack your neck. You'rein like a really for me, a

(01:16:46):
really bad spot. I'm still I'mback on the fence again about but should
I go to a chiropractor just tocheck it out? But Melissa sends this
email, Hoy, what show.I was wondering if you guys have done
the defend your segment for chiropractors yet. I hope I'm not too late to
the party. My dad has beena chiropractor for over forty years, and
I'd love for him to be ableto participate in the segment. I grew

(01:17:09):
up with chiropractor being a thing abig part of my life, and I
know that some of you have beeninterested but skeptical. I just know he'd
be the best person to represent chiropractorsfor you all. Let me know.
Hope to hear from you soon melove. That is from Melissa. Wow.
And so that's that's what we're doing. I'm opening up two chiropractors to
call in. Not right now,We'll set it up so we can get

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like a time that works for everybodyand defend our skepticism or against our skepticism
about chiropractice being chuackro practice. Nowwhat I will say, it's kind of
like how Greg was laughing, youknow at the pharmacist because like, well,
I'm basically a doctor. Yeah right, you know, like that's the

(01:17:50):
thing. Like chiropractice is like massagetherapist. I don't see them as being
like medical professionals, right, don'tthey have a doctorate of chiropractic doctor of
chiropractics yea, yeah, Okay,they're chiropractic doctors. They're not like doctor
doctors, right. I think itkind of cheapens. It kind of cheapens
the title of doctor. I seewhat you're saying. So for that reason,

(01:18:15):
I go like, okay, likeyou're trying to you're trying to play
yourself off as like a doctor.And some of the stuff they say that
you know, chiropractic can our chiropraction, but chiropraction chiropracty can cure. There
we go, seems silly. Well, it releases toxins exactly. So I've
always wanted to try it. Myskepticism is based in fear because I as

(01:18:40):
much as I like to crack myneck, right to have somebody else do
that for me frightens me from acommon sense standpoint, that just doesn't seem
smart, right, Like I like, I know that you're back. It's
the same thing. And Sam isgoing through all kind of like back issues,
yeah, you know, like yourback and your neck, although those
would be the most satisfying it wouldyou know. And then I've heard that
you, for lack of a betterterm, get quote addicted to it.

(01:19:03):
But yo, you feel good fortoday, but you got to go back
next week. My cousin is afterthat, you just have to keep going
love the chiropractor for decades, butshe's had like hip issues and finally transferred
from chiropractics to physical therapy and nowthat's what has finally worked. Yeah,

(01:19:23):
like she says, like, forchiropractics, you'll get relief, but it's
temporary, right, and then itslips right back out right, And that's
why you have appointments over and overand over again. But physical therapy will
actually give you the tools to buildmuscle earth right well, because it is
about the muscle. When when achiropractor adjusts, they adjust your bones so

(01:19:45):
they can adjust it into place.But if the muscles are out of place,
then your bones will run back exactlyto the way that they were,
which is why you need to buildup the muscle surrounding your bones for it
to stay in place. Any professionthat the second you walk in the door
they're trying to gets you on atwelve week payment plan, that's a bad
sign. And let's not forget it'sbeen a few years now. But uh,
I no offense and other fans.But the guy who walked in here,

(01:20:09):
the doctor who walked in here witha brain sleeve to create all right,
that's right, doctor so and so, and we put this sleeve,
like this compression sleeve on medicine rightto fix his brain. Yeah, like
it was like you're supposed to besmarter or like your brain's supposed to be
sharper because of like yeah, letus right in the eye and told us

(01:20:30):
that he says it works. Likethey did a nail word of the day
that day that that quote doctor wasa chiropractor. So it's not shocked.
Well right now to see what yougot to do to have a doctorate in
chiropractor and uh it's four years youhave to study biology chemistry. Uh,

(01:20:54):
that a bachelor's degree and that's notlike, that's not like an additional four
years after your bachelor's degree. Correct, you're just like me during I have
four years in undergrad ediucation. Okay, that's a regular like bachelor. Well,
I'm not saying. We're not sayingthey don't know anatomy, right,
they just we're just saying that Texassays as a chiropractor broke my grandpa's neck

(01:21:17):
in two spots a few months ago. The other thing is too, is
like my white trash neighbor I knowis a chiropractor. Yeah, and if
that white trash neighbor can be achiropractor, that also doesn't help. No
way, here's a good point.What do you think of dentist's offices in
a strip mall? I wouldn't goto that dentist really. I recently I
recently changed dentists because their their officewas so dumpy, and I was like,

(01:21:43):
I just looked googled some dentists hearand be like, oh that looks
nice. That's a nice office.Was it a clinic or was it like
but what happened is the first officeactually was close to here and it was
okay, And for some whatever reason, he has two offices and they sent
me to the second one to dolike some some procedure. And I got
there like ooh, already, stopstuff on the wall. They had an
in room, a AC unit withlike the ones that you run the Yeah,

(01:22:08):
not a dog. I go tothe second dentist and they find this
like abscess at the first dentist didn'tnever care about you. They're like,
geez, we need to get youinto an oral surgeon or something to get
just looked at. And they shallbe pictures that I was like, oh
god, Yeah, the other guyjust didn't want to deal with that.
Yeah, he's like, yeah,it looks good too, busy posting of
old Christmas cars on his bulletin board. Well, we do have the call

(01:22:30):
out now to all chiropractors if youwant to call in and defend the the
profession, defend being a chiropractor orpeople going to chiropractors to us because some
of us aren't getting and they arethere. It's very cultures too, like
they they very much indoctrinate you asa chiropractory. Yeah that you got to
find a good one. I thinkthat goes for anything. You got to

(01:22:54):
find a good painter. You gottafind a you gotta good mechanic, crappy
right to sign me up. Thepoint is, like, you know,
the ones that don't make wild claimsor get you on a weekly plan or
sell you several visits at once,you know, but they all do that
saying if it's such a great profession, why is so many? This one
says, I've got one that fixesmy back when it goes out, It

(01:23:14):
never gets better until I go seethem. I've walked in bent over,
come out, walking straight up anddown. I've seen those videos. I
absolutely believe that. Yeah, butthe underlying problem is not being fixed.
It's being fixed in the moment.Sometimes take that back to go out.
What's causing you to walk over bentover? What's that underlying cause? And

(01:23:34):
if you can google like the historyof chiropractic and like the weird and wild,
and you can say this with regulardoctors too, is that he used
to, you know, let bloodand use leeches and all kinds of stuff.
But the origins of it, theact, the origins of it are
very as the kids say, susall right, So if you are a
chiropractor, not somebody who knows achiropractor or whatever, you are a chiropractor

(01:23:56):
and you like to call in.We gave Frankie ample time too, We
wanted to hear his I'm really interestedbecause I am on the fence. I'm
thinking like I would love to goto a chiropractor, but then I have
all these other intruding thoughts and physicaltherapists that get me. They get me
off board. But you can giveus a call, Morgan, we'll get
your information eight seven seven forty fourWoodie. You can also send us an
email if you'd like to be thatperson who calls to defend the profession.

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Email at the Woodieshow dot com isthe address. Email at the woodieshow dot
com, or you can just hitus up there on on social media at
the Woody Show on the platform ofyour choice, and then here on a
show sometime of the next week wheneverwe can get really somebody lined up and
see what the schedule is all about, we'll have them call to defend their
practice. Very good, All right, All right, So we're gonna take

(01:24:44):
a quick break. We've got somemore Woodies show coming up for you.
Next hang on the Woodie Show.Be back back back back in a bed,
wacome back it show. I wasjust telling everybody in the studio this
weekend doing something my wife's phone andit was acting a little slow. So
I want to go just close outthe tabs on Safari. You know you

(01:25:05):
open up Safari in the bottom rightcorner there. Yeah, it's the little
icon you push and hold it.Five hundred and forty two tabs open.
That is a crazy amount of taps. Like what five hundred and four?
So what are you doing? Shegoes, I don't know. I never
just think. I just never thinkto close them, even even stuff that's
running. Like if you know,you go to your you go to like

(01:25:27):
the main page, like your mainright right, uh huh where all the
icons are, and you swipe upand you can see all the open things.
Like I'm constantly I always clear thatall the time, clearing that stuff
out. I never clear out tabseither. I have five hundred open right
now. You have five hundred Yeah? For what purpose though? Because I
never think to go and delete them. And then sometimes there's a couple that

(01:25:48):
I want to go back to,fine delete them, then delete them right
now. Yeah, I know I'mhoarding tabs right now. Yeah, order,
there's no reason to have them openlike that. No, there's not
no. And if there's something thatyou need, like, I'm sure that
you know where to go. Oh, come back. What's the first one?
How do I? Oh? Yeah, it's number one tab? Well

(01:26:10):
number one tab is a kid's likegranny square sweater. Then I'm like like
looking at the pattern too. Yeah, so sammy, you open up a
Safari right in the bottom right handcorner. So there's like a little two
box. Yeah, just push andhold that. You push and hold that.

(01:26:30):
Yeah, push and hold it.And what did it say? I
should say delete it? Five hundredtabs? Oh close all five hundred there
you go, hit it, doit, do it? Do it now,
You'll never crouch it. Yeah.Wow, five hundred and forty two.
A lot of tabs. I havelike twenty tabs now okay, oh

(01:26:51):
my gosh, everything's gone now nowjust like this one. Yes, so
clean. So the next thing todo is then you go into your history
and used delete all the history.That's the next thing you do through your
settings, really clean everything up.Just am I hiding something? Why do
I have to delete everything the time? Anyway? I keep a lot of

(01:27:13):
emails because I'll go back and I'llreference them. My wife doesn't know how
I do that. I'm not oneof those people, by the way,
who has like four thousand unread emails. You see those people are Yeah,
gives me anxiety. Ten thousand,but ten thousand? How many ninety thousand
unread emails? No? You don't? Yes, Oh menesa, take a
look at the red number. Isthat what it says? Yeah, ninety

(01:27:36):
thousand, two hundred and thirty nine. Why because so many of them are
junk that I just scroll past junkones and then if I see one that
I actually need, I open thatone. And then it's easier to find
the ones that I actually need ifI go back, because when I scroll
through it's an opened email. That'seasier. I scroll the past three thousand

(01:27:59):
there the open on the email.Unopened? Oh zero zero five emails connected
to this. So letting it staycluttered like that affecting you and your mental
health more than you realize. Apparentlythat's what science has found. At least
I would be stressed out. Accordingto the research, people who let emails

(01:28:20):
build up or use their inbox likea to do list are more likely to
forget about stuff and let it followthe wayside for stuff you need, anything
I need. I see. Acluttered inbox can leave you feeling flustered and
disorganized all the time, and that'sa problem, especially you know, when
it's something like paying a bill,you can be costing you hundreds of dollars

(01:28:42):
a year in unnecessary late fees.That said, fifty two percent of people
with cluttered inboxes claim they like theway they do things and don't need to
change anything. But this is reallykind of like a hoarder's mentality. You're
right, it's hoarding. Okate,you're wondering. Seventy one percent of people
say they belong to the inbox zerocrowd, like Menace does. Yeah,
I try to keep it at zero. Yeah, I try to. If

(01:29:03):
I have one that I need toreference, I'll leave it. I still
try to keep my text messages atzero. Oh see, now I have
you keep every text. I've keptevery text. But I can't tell you
how that is coming handy in manydifferent ways because just because you can easily
uh reference something right, and they'relike, oh my god, I know.

(01:29:25):
Okay. For example, I wasbooking, I was booking some flights
for my parents this weekend, andI know I have my parents frequent flyer
numbers because it has all their tsapre check crap in there, yep.
And so without having to make acall or text anybody else, I just
went in there and I went frequentflyer number and then popped right up that
text my mom from six years ago. Nice popped up and I had that

(01:29:47):
see you. Pretty convenient. Thatis pretty convenient. That part's but those
weren't on read text message. No, No, they weren't exactly. That's
a big difference, right. Andso my system for work, because there's
a ton of work emails, isat the end of the week, before
I leave here on Friday, Igo back through everything. It's still in
my email box, going back tothe previous Sunday anything I don't need anymore.

(01:30:10):
Delete, delete, delete, delete, delete, and I go through
everything or put something if it needsto be organized into a folder that I'm
gonna have to reference later, thenI could do that. But like by
the end of the week, there'sonly like maybe four or five carryovers into
the following week. So you justdevelop a system with it and then nothing
is forgotten. Someone says, say, have four hundred and nine and eighty

(01:30:30):
seven unready emails. There's another oneseventy six thousand, four hundred and forty
seven emails. I don't think youhave to sit through the crush. You
just hit delete all and start again. You can, right, you can.
I did that with a Gmail atone point, Yeah, because I
knew there was a couple of emailsthat I were saving, but they were
like way at the end. SoI hit that box. It like checks

(01:30:53):
everything scrolled, scrolled, scroll tothe very end, save those last few,
and then anything else. I justtook a I just took a flyer
on. Yeah, and then justdelete and I'll go, Well, I
guess I'll figure out later if Iever needthing. And you know what,
I've never needed any of it.It's like any clean stuff out of your
house. Yeah, you don't.It's like what am I holding on to
this? Right? Why do Ihave all this stuff for you? Even
have I haven't used this in eightyears? Yeah? And if you need

(01:31:15):
whatever it is, I'm sure youcould find it. Yeah, you found
it before you can find it again. My boyfriend has over seven hundred unread
text messages and it drives me crazyto dump them. Yeah. He's a
psycho. Yeah, yeah, andhow do you find the one tab,
Sammy that you want to look atin five hundred tests? Right, you
got to scroll going through most ofthem, like maybe the bottom three are

(01:31:38):
the ones that all kind of goback to, and the rest of them
I forgot they existed. Yeah,all right, it's crazy stuff. Well
you've purged now, yeah, yes, how do you feel better? No,
it makes no difference to me.I never looked at the tabs.
I never cared about how many tabsthere were the tab Let's do the emails
now. I'm not doing the emails, and why not? Because there is

(01:31:59):
stuff in my emails I'll go wantto go back and search for to find
and if I delete everything, Iwon't be able to get it. Maybe
delete eighty five thousand of them,but that's what I'm saying. I still
would have to go through to pickthe few emails that I want to keep,
and I'm not going through ninety thousandemails just to find a certain amount
I want to keep. We'll readyour email, go through, like,
what would you want to keep?Three hundred a day? Oh, show

(01:32:19):
open one up, tell us example, there's emails that have pictures and stuff
on it. And then I alsodid, like genealogy stuff that all of
the documents and stuff were in myemail. I can just search for that
and just other random things. Socouldn't just search that stuff, put in
a save folder and then the restof it? What about the things that
I'm not thinking of right now?And then it's gone forever. I have

(01:32:39):
some thoughts that you could put itin a cleanup fold all those emails and
a clean up folder. Leave youractual inbox clear, right, and then
just as you think about stuff,take those things out of the folder that
we created with the to kind ofgo through and start through. I would
do that, except for and thengive yourself like three months. I don't
care. It's something that doesn't affectme. I don't think about it,

(01:33:01):
I don't notice it. I don'tcare. What do you think our house
looks like? Greg? Email boxesthat clutter. I think she keeps a
neat house. I've seen some photoshere. You can come over right now.
It is very clean. You heardit more? He shows next,
Hang on, Raby, she's hotwith help buy her voice alone, absolutely

(01:33:25):
gorgeously. I'm okay with simple stdshow. Welcome back everybody. Yeah, it's
the Winding Show. And then somenews for you before we get to Ravey's
Now report. So another couple hascome forward claiming they have snapped pictures of
the lock Nest Monster. Oh arethey clear, brainy and blurry? Harry
and Hannah Malm they were on avisit to the area when they saw something

(01:33:49):
mysterious in the water, and theysay, I was a total skeptic before,
but now I think there must besomething. There must be. Yeah,
they said they spotted the black headof an animal bobbing up and down.
They thought it was driftwood at first. Perry says it looked like a

(01:34:11):
head above the waves. But youknow, with ongoing debates and sidings,
the mystery of the Locked Nest Monstercontinues to captivate people around the globe.
I am captivated. I told youI was water skiing and I thought I
saw a Lockednest monster. But itwas actually a deer swimming across the lake.
So it looked like the Lockness Monster, like a beast. Yeah,

(01:34:33):
and I'm talking a giant lake andthis deer is swimming across. That's weird
in Michigan. Yeah, it's inthe middle of the lake swimming. It's
crazy. I mean it's only lockednest, like this would be the only
one on earth, and it's whatdoes it eat? We don't know.
If it's only one, then whyaren't there lockedness spottings like in other places

(01:34:57):
like in Minnesota. This might bethe only place that survived. M M.
I mean, like the Amazon.They find crazy stuff in the Amazon
time, I'd see some other stufffor you. Netflix. You know,
they made the decision to crack downon password sharing, right and that has
been a great success. They justhad their latest earnings call, first quarter
earnings, and they announced an additionof more than nine million subscribers and that's

(01:35:21):
a five hundred percent increase from thesame quarter last year. Yeah, what's
the what's the lowest subscription cost forNetflix? Because there's with ads or something
Yeah, yeah, I forgot.Oh that's right. They had with ads
one now yeah yeah. And thenthere's also one like based on number of
devices that or a number of differentpeople can be streaming at the same time.

(01:35:44):
Then there's also one I think forfour K or yeah, there's different
mean either I signed up for it, I've left it, I haven't touched
it. Oh, I have anew thought on those because they all do
it? Are you still watching?Right click? Yes, you hate that.
I hate it so much. Andnow I have another reason to hate
it because last weekend we were allhanging out together and I put the TV

(01:36:05):
on for my dog, but godforbid, it plays more the next amount
of episodes, and then my dogcan't watch TV because they're asking, are
you still watching? Well? Leaveit going? You got to train.
You got a trainer to go overthere with the yeah, push it?
Yeah, well didn't we see likethere was some They did a study on
our dogs even watching or doing anythingwhile you're not, and they watch for

(01:36:27):
it the most to watch like threeminutes. That's really yeah. Yeah,
that's two and a half minutes longerthan my dog will Then they go off,
they go do something else. Ipass out, blood dog. They'll
just watch TV forever. Yeah,and then well your dog will throw the
numbers way off, yeah yeah,and watches it. One thing I have
noticed that I hate about Netflix isif you're watching something so I'm currently doing,
you know, better call Saul onNetflix, and for whatever reason,

(01:36:53):
like it'll say continue watching, andit goes right right back to the episode
I already watched. I go no, no, I want to go the
next one. From the clicking onthe already watching, like, hey,
watch the next episode thing, there'sno way to get to the page where
it shows all the seasons and allthe episodes. So I had to go
to scroll up. I have togo to search totally. No better calls

(01:37:14):
all yeah, yes, I thoughtif you just hit pause, one of
the options is episodes. No thatif you click into the episode from the
quick start where it says continue watchingright, whatever you're currently watching on Netflix.
If you start from there, itdoesn't give you those options. Even
if you hit pause, right,you have to go out right yeah search,

(01:37:34):
go into the series and then findthee find Yeah, it's actually pay
ask. What I do is fastforward through the credits so that will hit
me to the next one or otherway you can do that, yeah,
or you can do that. Huluhas the best. You can start the
episode over. You just toggle downand then go start from beginning. HBO
Max you have to manually rewind atthe start of this time. I know

(01:37:57):
it sucks. That's a way totoday's April twenty second. It's the beginning
of passover, you guys, Okay, so happy to passover it's an Earth
Day today, Greg April Showers Day. Oh, we've had enough April showers.
Bring May flowers. That's what theysay. Today is a National jelly
Bean Day. And it's also AllergyAwareness Week. I think if you have

(01:38:17):
allergies, you're aware of it.I think, yeah, because you feel
like you're dying. They show presentsnerd Nut with Ravy all right, raybells.
Yeah, what is happening in theworld of nerds? As I mentioned
a gazillion times, I love goingto the movies. I love the theatrical
experience. I'm an amc A lister, so that is the chain that I

(01:38:42):
go to. And that stopped herfrom theater hopping. She used to do
a lot of that, thief.Yeah, but it's like all included right
now. You haven't been able totheater hop since seating has been assigned.
Yeah. That's what ended theater hoppingis somebody will come up to you and
be like, hey, I boughtthis age twenty one. Why you're sitting
here? I didn't think you wereshowing up, so sorry, Yeah,

(01:39:06):
I mean, I'm not trying toencourage your rotten behavior. Butt Well,
she did it a lot for awhile. The AMC's I go to,
they have those like the beverage machinesthat have all the options, the three
styles. Yes, so you justgo and fill it yourself. Yeah,
I love those. I guess theydon't have that. It's cinema lawsuits,
because there has been a lawsuit filedin Texas against Cinema Okay, yeah,

(01:39:30):
cinemas, yes correct, alleging thattheir twenty four ounce cups aren't true to
size and can only handle a maximumof twenty two ounces of liquid. Thank
you, looking up for the consumereverybody. It claims the alleged deception is
quote part of its systematic packaging andpricing practice. Yep. So for theaters,

(01:39:59):
about half them money from ticket salesgo to the studios, while theaters
keep all the money from food andBEVs. So obviously the concession standard is
expensive as health you know it is. You're gonna buy popcorn and a drink.
I'm spending fifteen to eighteen Bucks's honest. I don't know why they wouldn't
even have more options if they're makingall right, that's that's how they're making

(01:40:21):
all their money in this movie house. Is they make money from the snacks.
But I'm saying have more snacks,like there's chicken nuggets, there's pizza,
there's pretzels, there's dogs, there'snot jokes. The candy section should
just be endless. Yeah, alwayslike a surfing movies, so chili and

(01:40:42):
bread bowl, you know. Becauseconcessions are so expensive, Cinema and twenty
twenty three did record its highest everconcession sales up all time noise. So
part of this complaint is that theargument is that consumers believe they're getting a
better deal by buying that twenty fourounce cup, when in reality, the

(01:41:04):
actual better deal is that twenty ouncecup. Because the twenty four ounce cup
can only hold twenty two ounces ofplay, well, this should get what
you pay. This is a classaction that is making claims of negligent misrepresentation,
fraud, unjust in Richmond, andit's a violation of the Texas Deceptive

(01:41:25):
Trade Practices Act. Aggressive they're angryover two ounces. So far Cinema has
not responded to this get a newcup vendor. I guess so Law and
Order SVU been on the air twentyfive years, so star Mariska Hargatea knows
a thing or two about playing apolice officer, and she's so damn convincing

(01:41:48):
that they were recently filming an outdoorscene in a park at a young girl
came up to her seeing her badge. Because the young girl and her mother
got separated somehow in this park,so she was lost. Ends up talking
to Mariska Hargita, ignoring cameras,ignoring, iced tea, ignoring like everybody
that was around, so stopped.We're shut it down, and they found

(01:42:13):
the reunited mom and daughter. Oh, I know it isn't that cute.
Beautiful has been playing the character sincenineteen nine. Are you choking up?
Story? Not a good story?No? No, I have a little
bit of weed hangover, A littlebit of weed hangover there. I'm ready.
In for more nerd stuff, checkout the Nerd Not podcast at The
Woody Show dot com. Nerd.Thank you very much, Raymonds, done

(01:42:40):
done. Thank you to her.It's shim We're gonna it's Shimmy. We're
gonna sit with it's shi and youknow we don't do all right. Starting
with the celebrities, Peter Frampton isseventy four today. Oh, they got
Jack Nicholson, who's eighty seven.He's kind of like staying out of Yeah,

(01:43:02):
he's disappeared. Is he healthy oris he just like old and doesn't
want to go out the old?Yeah? I think it's dementia. He
doesn't do any more movies, goto Laker games. Yeah, wow,
Yeah, he's not out and aboutmachine gun. Kelly is thirty four today.
Got Amber heard she's fun? Yeah, she's thirty eight. You got

(01:43:23):
Jeffrey Dean Morgan. Oh you're walkingdead? Yeah? Yeah, who's fifty
eight years old today? Sherry Shepherdis fifty seven. You got Chavo from
System of Down. They're bassist.He is fifty years old. Daniel John's
another throwback birthday silver chair singer.Oh right, I know he was married

(01:43:43):
to Natalie Imbrulia. Yeah, Ididn't know that. He is forty five,
and he got Ryan Styles, thatlanky like six foot something man he
was on. Whose line is itanyway? Samic Okay, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, he's very verytall. Your porn of birthday today
is Brian Benson, and she's beenridden more than a city bus in four

(01:44:06):
hundred and nineteen fine films, includingTwo Chicks Same Time, not just Volume
seven, but also Volume nine.Let's watch It. She was also in
another one Bites the Pillow that Rules. She was in Banging behind Bars Volume
one, Joring. This one's foryou bras panties and scissoring. Yes she

(01:44:31):
was an eager Beaver's Volume seven,Made of No Honor. Also born for
porn, Yes she was, andwho could forget her unforgettable role in Doctor's
Not In But You're in Me now. That's Brian Benson. It's forty years

(01:44:51):
old today, But you're in menow. Met your porn of birthday,
your celebrity birthdays. And that isa mon morning look at what's happening in
the world of nerds with your nerdsout reports. We're gonna take a quick
break. More Woodies Show, that'snext, Hang on, More Woody Show
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(01:45:17):
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Waiting there for you with Cameo onthe Cheap Oh love it. So
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couple of those today from people whoended up being the cheapest and they're given

(01:45:38):
category. Those are always fun,so cameo on the Cheapo. Also,
Greg just had some random ass thoughts. Always under the umbrella. He's not
buying it, So you may bepitching it or selling it, but Greg's
not buying it. Yeah. Andalso we have the trending news headlines,
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your choice at the Woody Show.Yeah, Raby Manae, Sea, Maass
Sam. Anything you like to addGreg Gory parting words of wisdom please.
Yeah. Today we have some financialadvice for everybody. Okay, work until
you're ninety seven and then just enjoythe sixteen minutes you have left in life.
See that seems to be okay.I don't know how it is in
whatever industry you guys work in,but they in radio, they say never

(01:46:49):
buy a house because the minute youbuy a house, that's when you end
up getting fired. Yes, death, yea right. Like for example,
my wife, she worked in radio. It's how we first met. And
she's a model employee, you know, like she never creates any waves,
she's very pleasant, she's a goodworker. And she bought a house and

(01:47:11):
it was fired within six months.Yeah, yeah, god, and that
was just that's that's the old curse. Yeah, you know. And it's
the same with with this. Yeah. People can retire at ninety they die
two weeks later, or they couldretire at fifty five and all of a
sudden, it's like they're dead withina year. Why does retire it just
mean death? So afraid to retire, It's like I would think that something's

(01:47:34):
up if I didn't know anybody Iknow. All Right, thank you very
much, Greg Gory, Thank youso much for giving the Woodies Show some
of your valuable time this morning.You know, we'd love it, appreciate
you for that. The rest ofyou guys can suck it. We will
catch you back here on Tuesday.Have herself a great day. SMD double
M. I quit this bitch.