The Woody Show August 15th 2024 Podcast

Best Movie Soundtrack Songs, Redneck News, News Headlines & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is the dune to the graphic nature of this program?
Listen to this question.

Speaker 2 (00:07):
Is it lies.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
The Woody Shows?

Speaker 3 (00:24):
The Woody Show Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody morning, Woody.

Speaker 2 (00:48):
Well, we're almost there. It's a pre Friday, it's a
Thursday morning. It's August to fifty oh payday. Nice worries
by stuff. Let's go buy thing, Let's go fast, I stuff. Okay,
you want to buy? Well, Okay, So I had to
do a bunch of research to find because you know,

(01:09):
you know, we go on that trip to Mexico, just
my wife and I know kids. Yeah, and I spent
a lot of time out in the water. And I
have this uh waterproof pouch for my phone, which there
are a lot of those out on the market, but
what I like about the one that I have is
that has a thing that you attached to it on
the inside of the waterproof pouch that then connects to
waterproof earbuds so you can take it out into the water, right.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
So I've been buying the same one from this company
called H two oh Pro or so whatever it is,
H two oh Audio for a number of years. They
discontinued that by them.

Speaker 1 (01:47):
Huh, why do you keep you saying you've been buying.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah ten years. Well no, because the seal at the top,
you know, the more you use it's in it's in
salt water and stuff like that, so they get you
kind of Yeah, I don't want to like risk. I
have a number of them. I have a number of them,
but every I would say, every two years, i'd buy
another one just to have a new one, a fresh one,
another one, another one, and they discontinued it. So I

(02:12):
had to go online and do a bunch of research
and it wasn't even even on Amazon and stuff like that.
But I finally did find this one company over in
Britain that makes something similar, and I ordered ten of them.

Speaker 1 (02:23):
Wow. Yeah, so if you ever need.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
One, yeah, it's a little bit different than the other one,
but I still have it because I can't just be
out in the water just like sitting there. I need
to be able to listen to podcasts and music and
stuff like that. Underwater headphones are pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (02:35):
Yeah, they're really cool, like.

Speaker 4 (02:37):
Whoa, and then they like don't even like go in
your ears. The ones that I have the kind of
like rest on the side of your ear.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Yeah, there are some, Like I think there are ray
bands that they're they're like a combo deal with Meta.
They worked on with Meta, and so they have cameras
in them and everything else and then so on the
you know, the the arms of your glasses, Greg, the
one the part that goes behind your ear on whatever
that bone is behind your ear, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:03):
Huh, just goes into your eye.

Speaker 2 (03:05):
So you can like be taking a phone call or
listening to something and other people won't hear it, but
you'll hear it as if you have earbutts.

Speaker 1 (03:10):
Yeah, that's super cool.

Speaker 2 (03:12):
Yeah, I try it out. It's pretty cool.

Speaker 5 (03:13):
I've been looking into those because I bought the first
version of those ray ban metas and I returned them
instantly because the video records. Yeah it's only thirty seconds,
but I hear it's way better now. The new one
is three minutes noise, which is much better for spying.

Speaker 1 (03:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Anyway, so a buddy of mine who's got those, he said,
what he would really like to see from them is
to be able to do it like so when you're
wearing them and you look at somebody, it'll tell you
who that person is. Oh, Yeah, that'd be awesome, but
I'm sure we'll get to that point. No, they're not
allowed to because he's got a he's got a friend
who's part of the development.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Team with these things in recognition.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Yeah, won't do it because it's a privacy thing. So
if you're out in public and it just can't tell
you who somebody is. Right, And they also have this
led like that blakes when you turn the camera, which
is Mega week.

Speaker 4 (03:54):
Yeah, but I'm sure you just buy one from overseason
it'll be fine. Yeah, but uh, you want to hear
what I bought. Well, we have these neighbors that have
a pool and then they have like some younger kids,
teenagers or whatever. And I'm sure they're just messing around.
But this happened one time and just for fun, I
bought this one item. They like threw like one of

(04:16):
the kids, like flip flops in like jersey over my
fence into my yard. Yeah, and it was just laying there.
So eventually, like later in the day, somebody hopped over
my fence and grabbed the grabbed the items. So what
I did was I bought this this loud ass siren,
so if I ever caught one of the kids. I
can just hit a button and the super loud just

(04:40):
for fun. It was like thirty bucks on a yeah,
and it was h yeah. And it's solar power too,
so I don't have to like do anyone and it's
crazy loud.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
You should also buy some barb bar I want them,
you know me, I want military grade stuff. Spikes.

Speaker 5 (04:57):
They have solar powered motion detectors. Where you're sprinkler. It's
designed to get rid of you know, dogs and pete
on your front yard. Yeah, you set that up near
the fence and then seeing something and not even just kids.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
But what do you mean solar power? You don't you
mean like motion sensor, right.

Speaker 5 (05:12):
But then that motion sensor has to have powered somehow
and it doesn't take much lights you stick in the ground.
Yeah no, I got to have that too, So ye
get that, and then it'll nail kids with the sprinkler
and like possums and yeah spring.

Speaker 4 (05:25):
Oh yes, I mean I do already have motion sensors,
so like the second summing gets close to the property,
I will be alerted.

Speaker 1 (05:32):
But like I wanted this siren, so got that. It's awesome.

Speaker 2 (05:36):
Well it's payday and menace is already figuring out how
to spend spend the money.

Speaker 1 (05:42):
My name is what that is? Great?

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Gory your menace, Sammy, Good morning to you have payday morning. Yes, alright,
So coming up for you on the show today. We've
been setting it up all this week. You guys have
been setting in your suggestions. One of the best movie
songs of all time. Like you hear the song and
you immediately think of whatever the movie is. It was
on the soundtrack. We'll be going through some of those,
plus a brand new redneck news for you today and

(06:04):
all the trending news headlines. We'll have some stuff from
the world of entertainment and the Porno birthday and'll be
here in this particular hour and whatever you got eight
seven seven forty four Woody, or you can hit us
up with the text over to to nine eight seven.
And I figured out, is there a better way to
start a show than with some mother fin food news? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (06:33):
You do that? That was an all right?

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Starting with this food news news from Chick fil A.
They're bringing back a couple of fan favorites. Number one,
the banana pudding milkshakes. I have not tried the but
I remember the last time whenever those were there before,
like people were talking about them and I wanted to
try them. And then, of course, like movies, I want
to see things, I want to do, it just never happened.

(06:59):
For it's their signature ice Dream dessert. Notice they don't
see cream with banana and vanilla Waffer cookie crumbles. Yeah,
those are gonna be back on the twenty six of
this month. And that's the same day as a new
variation of that honey pepper pimento chicken sandwich.

Speaker 1 (07:17):
That thing is so good. I forgot how good those.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Yeah, that's really good. So the honey pepper pimento chicken sandwich.
It's a spicy, filent, mild pickled gelapanos. Oh yeah, pimento
cheese and honey drizzle. It's on a toasted bun honey
drizzleheah oh. And they're they're also rolling out a new
banana frosted coffee.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
No, that's a Dodge banana coff coffee.

Speaker 2 (07:45):
Look, I'm just sharing the news. I don't make the newsws.
Cinnabon has announced a limited time collab with Warheads. I
can't imagine that'd be. Yeah, although I told you I
finally finished watching Better Call Salt, and all it's made
me do is think about Cinnabon constantly.

Speaker 6 (08:02):
Is there a lot about Cinnabon, Well.

Speaker 2 (08:04):
Especially toward the end, because you know he's uh, well,
I don't want to get it's kind of the whole
premise of this.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Right, and it starts with Cinnabon as well.

Speaker 2 (08:10):
And it looks and uh, somebody told me that Cinnabon
didn't pay a dime for a me, that they just
decided to use a Cinnabon. Well because as.

Speaker 5 (08:19):
Unlike what some people on the show will tell you, you
don't have to as long as you're using a trademark
in proper context and not defaming or disparaging the brand,
they're not going to care and you don't have to
ask permission.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Oh well yeah, but I'm surprised, like, you know, they
couldn't have found like somebody who would like kick in
like a product placement thing, because it's making me want Cinnabon.
It would have been worth every time.

Speaker 1 (08:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
I met the guy that owns the Randy's Donuts chain, Yeah,
it's the famous chain, and he said that they don't
really have to ask for permission, but politely they do.

Speaker 1 (08:51):
Uh, what do you think of this.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
Coca Cola has teamed up with Nabisco for an Oreo
flavored soda. Yes, I've been following this and Coca Cola
flavored cookie the beat. This doesn't sign, they described sound.
They described the soda as quote refreshing Coca Cola taste
with flavorful hints inspired by Oreos.

Speaker 1 (09:12):
It's a zero sugar, zero sugar. Now.

Speaker 2 (09:15):
As far as the cookie, Coke, I'm sorry, the coke
flavored cookie goes the oros go. They have the quote
Coca Cola inspired taste fans know and love. I love
that one side of each Oreo is red and the
white cream has these little red edible glitter things mixed in.

Speaker 5 (09:30):
And we've had that from Ario before. Those are typically
pretty good taste.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Like coke.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
But anyway, both are being rolled out the stores next month.
They're also gonna be selling a frozen version of the
drink Red McDonald's and at seven eleven, it's like hashtag
let's go, yeah, cookie drink, cookie drink. Here's something for gray.
Greg You love mayonnaise sounds like I have some in
my throat.

Speaker 1 (09:55):
You need your throat?

Speaker 2 (09:56):
Do you love mayonnaise this much? Helman's and best foods.
It's the same thing depending on where you live.

Speaker 1 (10:01):
So good.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
They partnered with fellow mayonnaise enthusiasts. And he's the quarterback
of your Tennessee Titan SeaBASS, Who is that?

Speaker 5 (10:08):
That's Drake May, Drake May the Patriots, I don't know.
It's it's a Bill Levis. You say that you're the
Titans because he's not going to be the quarterback for long. Also,
he's a dope who puts mayonnaise in his coffee.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
No, he really doesn't do that. Allegedly he said that
as a joke.

Speaker 1 (10:21):
He doesn't. He doesn't really do it anyway.

Speaker 2 (10:25):
It's the Will Levis number eight cologne based on the
smell of Hellman's mayonnaise.

Speaker 1 (10:31):
I'm done with because this is like the fifteenth brand
that's done something like this.

Speaker 2 (10:34):
Then they describe it as a quote. It combines the
hints of tart lemon, coffee, musk, vanilla in a whisper
of parsley. I absolutely love mayonnaise, and something they're calling
a mayonnaise a chord smell is not.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
I mean, it's not a terrible smell, but I don't
want to smell like mayonnaise. No.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
Now, he supposedly worked with him to develop this. He
does love mayonnaise, but that was again it went viral
when he said that he put in his coffee, but
that turned.

Speaker 1 (11:01):
Out to be not a thing. And with jokes, it's
just franking. There's a lot of things. Male Colonne is
a thing we like to eat, but I wouldn't wear
like pizza coloone or I mean.

Speaker 2 (11:11):
You can buy it at will Levis number eight dot
com for eight bucks a bottle.

Speaker 1 (11:17):
Do you know what?

Speaker 4 (11:17):
I see a megasale constantly now at Target and it's
like filled to the brim? Is the Remember when they
came out with the line of Girl Scout Cookie.

Speaker 1 (11:27):
Yes, champoo stuff like that cap like two years ago. Yeah, dude,
Like I see sale stickers on like every single Target.
I go conditioner. Dude.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
I contemplated buying it like four times and still even
when it's on.

Speaker 1 (11:42):
STA avoid eating it.

Speaker 2 (11:45):
Snickers Pecan is coming back after five years of being away,
and this time it's going to be a more permanent
fixture and the Snickers line up you guys. As a
Snickers spokesman and representative whatever says it's the perfect blend
of caramel, nougat and milk chocolate, but now complimented by
the savory sweetness of pecans. It has the buttery, chocolatey
richness you love from the original bar with a new

(12:08):
flavor and texture from the tree nut, almost like an
old fashioned turtle candy. Yes, that sounds awesome. Turtle candies
are really good.

Speaker 1 (12:17):
It sounds soad. You didn't grow up around Google clusters,
did you would?

Speaker 4 (12:20):
He?

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Oh, I know what those are. Yeah, I've had those.

Speaker 2 (12:22):
That's a Nashville thing, yeah, Tennessee. Yeah, but them are good.

Speaker 5 (12:25):
But them joints is basically like little turtle clusters.

Speaker 2 (12:30):
So Thomas's you know, the English muffin people.

Speaker 1 (12:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
They've announced a new line of mini bagels, which includes
a limited edition match up with fruit Loops. Oh never mind,
So the fruit Loops mini bagels they just hit stores nationwide.
It might be seeing them. They're only gonna be around
for two months, though, so don't go love them too much.
Great A bag of ten preslised mini fruit Loops bagels
will run you five dollars and fifty cents?

Speaker 1 (12:55):
Are you like my bagels? Savory? But I do love
the Simon bagel though.

Speaker 2 (13:04):
And finally, if you're traveling to see some football this
year and you end up in Phoenix. The Arizona Cardinals
have unveiled a cotton candy burrito just may make It
appears on the show during March Fatness. Instead of a tortilla,
it's sheets of cotton candy, and then the contents of
the quote burrito include cotton candy flavored ice cream, fruity pebbles,

(13:28):
fruit loops, marshmallows, Skittles, Mini em and ms, gummy bears,
and sprinkles. And they're charging fifteen bucks for that.

Speaker 1 (13:37):
I feel like.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
It's not just dissolved from the ice cream and stuff
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (13:42):
Favor also one of the dumbest things to put in
ice cream and gummy bears. They become rocks, rocks and
m and ms. Yeah, but at least legal rocks and Yeah, Sammy,
the ice cream is frozen. Yeah, you're holding it. Candy
would dissolve, She tries, Yeah, But as it is out
for more than two seconds, it's going to start to

(14:03):
melt like any other ice cream, So.

Speaker 6 (14:05):
You can't even hold it in your hand without it.

Speaker 7 (14:07):
Starting to right.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
It is all I'm seeing the guy make him. It
looks pretty bluish. Yeah, is it like that ice cream
that they pour on the cold surface and kind of
do the ice cream roll roll what he does.

Speaker 5 (14:17):
He rolls out a couple of things cut in candy
and then then puts all the little fixens and then
a couple of scoops just straight out of the tub
of ice cream, and then rolls it up and then
nothing dissolves.

Speaker 1 (14:26):
Here's your food news, everybody. It's just some sort of
chemical that I love it, right, Yeah, exactly. Well, it's
like those ice creams that don't melt right. The drumsticks. Yeah,
what are you buying?

Speaker 2 (14:36):
The drumsticks? The drumstick ice cream? You put them outside
and you're still there hours later. That's right, because I
know kids put stuff down forget about it. Took a
quick break. We got some more woody show. It's coming
up for you next.

Speaker 8 (14:47):
Hang on faster than the person in front of you.

Speaker 1 (14:50):
You can realize their blinker is still on, still on
right now?

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Speaker 9 (15:15):
I've had so many trees I could even tell you
what trees that high.

Speaker 6 (15:19):
I'm gonna double. Now it's a ray show.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
All right, We're into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world on this Thursday morning. It's a
pre Friday. It is August the fifteenth, twenty twenty four.
As we mentioned at the top of the show. Around
these parts, it's payday. Yes, so that's cool.

Speaker 1 (15:38):
Happy pay today.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
Am paid on the fifteenth and the last day of
the month. Noise, Yeah, rip, nipslip and shump exactly.

Speaker 1 (15:46):
A pay bills whatever saved coorse. Yeah, that's the worst
part saving and paying bills. Well yeah, most people would
say that.

Speaker 2 (15:53):
Yeah, you make it rain. Yeah, I'm that's great, gory menace.
Good morning to you, Good morning. We got sea banks,
we got Sami and I have that list of all
the different songs that people were hitting us up with,
right songs from movies that you hear them and you
immediately go, oh, you think of that movie and these
were all songs from the soundtracks as well, and I

(16:17):
was thinking about this. I remember because you don't really
see soundtracks much anymore. I mean, there's obviously music in movies,
but it used to be like, oh, the whatever soundtracks
out and had two really good songs, I got a
lot of air, you know, radio play and yeah, people one,
but you had to buy the whole damn soundtrack.

Speaker 1 (16:32):
If they're even making soundtracks anymore, I'm certainly not paying attention.

Speaker 2 (16:35):
No, So I mean, I'm sure there's like a Spotify
playlist yeah from.

Speaker 4 (16:39):
Yeah, But I will tell you this that it's been
years since I've heard about a soundtrack, and just recently
with Twisters, like people are actually talking about the whole soundtrack.

Speaker 2 (16:49):
Last one I heard anything about was the Spider Man
Spider Verse one that had that post Malone song. Oh,
I mean that one song Sunflower.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (16:57):
Yeah, I mean the Barbie movie had the song yeah, or.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
The one Fast and Furious but see you again.

Speaker 4 (17:04):
But you're talking about singles like when people are talking
about like a whole soundtrack album, I haven't heard about
that for years, and people are talking about Twisters.

Speaker 2 (17:13):
Yeah, there was original motion picture soundtrack and then the
other there there was another term they had for it,
like original motion Picture Soundtrack, which I think it was
more of the music, like the John Williams kind of
stuff they made for the movie. And then the other one,
I forget exactly what they called it, which is more
the popular songs uh huh, okay, you know, bands and stuff,

(17:34):
or they use somebody else's song for the movie.

Speaker 1 (17:36):
I think one of the one of the.

Speaker 2 (17:38):
Songs that everybody first came to mind, like when we
asked this question was Kenny's Yeah Footlood, but that wasn't
even his most popular When it comes to movie soundtracks,
of course, Kenny Mother, Evan Loggins and.

Speaker 1 (17:59):
Yeah, Red Red Song America Hell Yah?

Speaker 2 (18:11):
Or how about this one, of course, yeah from Rocky
nineteen eighty two. Although I think that I said this recently.
I can't hear this song on the radio Danger song,
Danger Zone. I can hear on the radio and not
turn it off. This one comes on, I immediately turn it off.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Yeah, So I like it in the context of the movie.
I don't like it outside of the movie.

Speaker 2 (18:34):
Outside Yeah, outside of the movie, I think it's just
been a replay.

Speaker 1 (18:39):
Yeah, yeah, all right, all right, how about this one.
This is yes from Dirty Dancing Bill Medley.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Okay, that was that was when I remember like this
came about nineteen eighty seven, and that's the one my
parents it's ran out and bought, and my sisters and
I just wanted to listen to it because it's called
dirty Dancing.

Speaker 1 (19:06):
And they were like, man, what's that all about? I
forbid it?

Speaker 2 (19:08):
Yeah, like oh boy, oh rip, all right, how about
this one?

Speaker 1 (19:13):
Oh yeah, banger?

Speaker 7 (19:16):
Can you call.

Speaker 1 (19:19):
Nineteen eighty four.

Speaker 10 (19:22):
In You.

Speaker 2 (19:28):
Afraid of No Ghosts? All right, I'll play the song.
You name the movie You're ready?

Speaker 1 (19:32):
All right? All right?

Speaker 2 (19:33):
All right, nineteen eighty five, get me very quick?

Speaker 1 (19:40):
That was very fast.

Speaker 6 (19:41):
I love this movie and the song.

Speaker 1 (19:43):
This movie rules. If you don't like it, you're weirdo.

Speaker 2 (19:46):
Yeah yeah about me, Greg, Greg.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
So good. I love that they offered that to Billy
Idol and he said not, I believe that's the lore
behind it. Yeah, put them on the mat, that's for sure.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
I would love to hear Billy, I don't do that,
whisper it to death. All right, I'll play this song.
It's a song I think everybody and here knows of course,
anybody listening to a rocker alternative station will know this song.
It was featured a bunch of commercials as well. But
what movie was this feature?

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Yeah? Credits? Is there a football movie? No Cruel Intention?

Speaker 2 (20:40):
Which we are just talking about off the air, because
it was like a brother and sister banging or something
like that.

Speaker 6 (20:46):
Something the kissing scene of the girls.

Speaker 2 (20:48):
Yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah cool.

Speaker 1 (20:50):
I used to remember the skinny dipping scene. But I've
mentioned this many times before on the show. This was
my junior prom song.

Speaker 2 (20:57):
Oh yeah, the theme of our prom remember it from
a from a Nike commercial?

Speaker 1 (21:02):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:03):
I was like showing people like working out, just do it.
And I was like, oh yeah, not doing it, that's right,
not gonna work on me. Yeah, not not working on
that one, all right. Uh, this one big song in
its own right. And of course he got featured the
movie and now everybody associates associates it with Wings World.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Oh yeah your favorite? Yeah like Queen, But I understand
this song. It's massive Bohemian rhapsody. It's weird. I used
to consider myself a Queen fan, and I think you
connced me. Why the way I ruined audis for you? Yes,

(21:43):
you ruined Queen for me and not belly buttons he
means the cars.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Still what Yeah, because I was looking at the one
outing I'm like, oh, it's kind of cool, and he's like,
you know, it's just a glorified Volkswagon.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
Right right, And you did that to me with Queen. Yeah,
how's he got you on board? Greg? Queen is just I.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
Mean, yeah, they creation are.

Speaker 1 (22:01):
But the way what he pointed out, it's basically a
musical Yeah, like.

Speaker 2 (22:05):
You put an album, it's all musical. Yeah, it's a band,
of course. What I'm saying, it's like theater musicals, musical theater.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:12):
All right, So the greatest movie soundtrack songs of all time.
I'm gonna play the song you name the movie you
Ready to Go?

Speaker 1 (22:20):
All right? That really Hills.

Speaker 2 (22:27):
The name of his song is axl f Axel Foley
Harold Fallmeyer.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
He was like an all instrumental artist. Yeah, yeah, Hills strange.
This was on the radio. Oh yeah, it's so weird.

Speaker 2 (22:41):
Also something about the family guy like yeah, yeah, Peter Griffin.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Sound keyboard. So did you watch the new Beverly Hills
cop thing? I did? I did too.

Speaker 4 (23:02):
It was very mid I think what ruined it for
me is that Bad Boys four came out just before it.
Bad Boys four was so good, and I kind of
compare the two and it was like a g rated
version Beverly Hills Cop four.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
I thought it was Bad Boys for I thought it
was really hokey. Yeah, it's like nostalgia for nostalgia's sake. Yeah,
I have some more.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
You want to do more and we come back for
the rest. Yeah, there's there's a ton you know, I
like guessing them. Yeah, all right, we'll do that for fun.
All right, we'll do that. We'll make it more of
a guessing thing.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
That's really great.

Speaker 2 (23:36):
I mean I couldn't do that the first the first
one I was gonna I thought like, oh, let's have
a guess. And the next song that I was going
to bring up is Ghostbusters. So what's that from?

Speaker 1 (23:46):
All right?

Speaker 2 (23:46):
So the greatest, the best movie songs of all time.
Thank you, by the way for all your suggests. We've
got a ton of emails and text and everything else.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
Hey, welcome back. It's the show, all right, So.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
With your help and all your suggestions that you've been
texting over the last few days, and email them to us.
Best movie Songs, Best songs from movie soundtracks, Songs that
you hear and you immediately go, I know the movie,
and so now we kind of turned it into a
little little game here. Sammy, by the way, is killing
rules fashion? And I didn't think, Yeah, all right, what

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movie is this? Song from?

Speaker 1 (24:35):
Ghost? Ghost? Nailed it? Nice? I can't remember the name
of the song, something wraps up unchained melody, unchained melody? Yeah, yeah,
it makes me want to do pottery, little wheel makes
me want to do Demi Moore? Right right? And what

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peg Goldberg was actually really funny.

Speaker 2 (24:58):
She's an annoying hen now but totally yeah, but she
was funny.

Speaker 1 (25:05):
This Oh you a danger girl? All right? I get
that right, all right?

Speaker 2 (25:09):
So that's an unchained melody from Ghost? Next song? Which
movie is this one?

Speaker 1 (25:24):
Garbage? Number one? Crush o God? Is it.

Speaker 2 (25:32):
The Reservoir Dots starring?

Speaker 1 (25:36):
Is it Buffy the Vampire Slayer girl?

Speaker 2 (25:38):
No?

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Why am I? Yeah? Why am I thinking of her?

Speaker 2 (25:42):
Then?

Speaker 1 (25:42):
Coco? I don't remember this from Funny It stars one
of your least favorite actors. You say he's a hypocrite
all the time. Oh, Leo, Leonardo DiCaprio, the world's biggest hypocrite.
That's a good version of this is it the Beach? No,
it's a Romeo and Juliet. Oh yeah, that.

Speaker 2 (25:59):
Came out what mid nine ninety six. I've never watched
that movie all really through like pieces of it. All right,
sounds like you guys, sounds like you guys need.

Speaker 1 (26:07):
A uh that was tough. Sounds like you guys need
a more.

Speaker 6 (26:10):
Of like a Ghostbusters option.

Speaker 2 (26:11):
Yeah, all right, which movie is this one from?

Speaker 1 (26:18):
Missus doutfire? No nice hairten on the Menace?

Speaker 2 (26:23):
Yeah, Anyti Mendace gets to do his uh missus doubtfire impression.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
It's a good day. It is there we go ready,
that's all I got. Word to your moms like rocks.
I got more ROMs and the Baba's got songs just
like the product. So our return any one second to me,
you'll get burnt because I got there and you weren't.

Speaker 6 (26:45):
Got can come your battle, bring your shotgun shot if
you do durable because I'll do the tip.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
So you're gonna take it last brok, click up this field,
Come get your pill because we're shoot shoot. I can't
get it down. I can't get it down to get down.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
I'most said the work an all right. How about another
easy one for you?

Speaker 1 (27:08):
All right? What movie is this one from? Back to
the Future?

Speaker 5 (27:14):
Thank you?

Speaker 1 (27:16):
How is missus doubtfire? This one? I know? Power Love
Back to the Future nineteen eighty five? Nice the power?

Speaker 2 (27:29):
All right, give you another another easy one?

Speaker 1 (27:32):
All right?

Speaker 2 (27:33):
Best movie songs, movie soundtrack songs. Next one up. I
expect menace to give this one immediately.

Speaker 1 (27:44):
By thank you? Oh wow, really great? No, he didn't
didn't hit me. I love a song.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Yo me. You know, I don't too well when I
put on the spot, I know, but I figured that
one would just jump right out at you.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
All right, Next one, here we go.

Speaker 7 (28:17):
Yeah, I missed you?

Speaker 1 (28:21):
You got mail? Is that reality bite? Reality bites noise?

Speaker 11 (28:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (28:24):
Yeah, you say, I only hear what I want to.

Speaker 1 (28:31):
I don't listen hard, don't pay attention to the distance
that you're running to anyone anywhere. I don't understand me.
You really care?

Speaker 6 (28:40):
I'm only here a negative?

Speaker 1 (28:44):
All right? How about what's your glitch? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (28:46):
That's a Lisa Lobe and nine Stories?

Speaker 1 (28:50):
Yeah? All right? How about this one? This is a
huge soundtrack, massive soundtrack? Is this pretty Woman? Pretty Woman?

Speaker 3 (29:02):
Noise?

Speaker 1 (29:04):
Pretty Woman? Which I rewatched not too long you did? Yeah,
did you feel pretty? I did you seen this movie?

Speaker 7 (29:14):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (29:14):
Okay, there was somebody in this room. I can't remember
who said maybe.

Speaker 1 (29:18):
I don't know. Yeah, I never watched it. Never watched
Pretty Woman. There's quite a few movies that we're talking
about that I have not seen, Like Ghost, Yeah, wow,
you've never seen Ghosts. We'll see that. Ghost is a
perfect movie for for great I think you're right. Yeah,
I should definitely watch and like.

Speaker 2 (29:34):
Miss Yeah, all that missing, all that crying, all that
kind of stuff. All right, movie soundtrack songs? Which movie
is this from?

Speaker 1 (29:48):
Location? Yes?

Speaker 2 (29:52):
Besides Back to the Future of the original? Uh naturally
impooning Vacation to go to Wally World. It's my second
favorite movie of all time.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
I wonder how many tars you've seen Back to the
Future over one hundred? God does it? It's gotta be close.
I want to watch it today. Yeah, all right, this
was a dead giveaway. What movie is this one? From? Guys?

Speaker 11 (30:20):
Back to.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Vegas Vacation? Tell ya damn toys? All right? That guitar
let's see where for all? I love? That was from

(30:50):
h from what Nothing? What'd you think? Huh? What'd you
get a joke. But oh, are you gonna make a
beaches joke? No?

Speaker 2 (30:58):
No, no beaches. I would have thrown Okay, this next one.
I expect menace to get this one first.

Speaker 1 (31:05):
I can't. All right, dude, pressures on. Be ready, dog
be ready? All right, right, here we go. Oh they've
got a half of Wow. Sidney Laper would have never
gotten done. Really, No, the goodies are good. You haven't
seen goodies all the way through? Did you watch it? Finally?
All went through? I made it about halfway.

Speaker 4 (31:27):
There were still music videos for this stuff though they
could give away stuff. This was a good music video.
Had had the wrestlers in it, right, like all.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
The oh yeah w W wrestlers.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
And they were watching the video on the on the
TV in the living room before they went and grabbed
the map.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
That's so much fun.

Speaker 2 (31:48):
Yeah, all right, nippling buttolers. Ready for the next one.
What movie is this song? Featured in?

Speaker 1 (31:59):
Pretty Pretty in Paint Good? I never watched. It's like
damn dogs O m D Wing wall o m D
short four orchestral maneuvers in the Dark's right, Greg? I
thought Pretty in Pink was sixteen candles. Don you you

(32:19):
haven't seen Sixteen Candles. No, uh no, I like John Hughes,
but it was John Cusack in either of those movies.
He was in Sixteen Candles he was Yeah, he played
a dorky nerd. This one. Need to watch it. This one.

Speaker 2 (32:35):
I think it's gonna be a little bit tougher, you know,
I just remember.

Speaker 12 (32:38):
Man.

Speaker 2 (32:38):
The soundtrack was big and the movie was kind of disappointing,
but it was a big blockbuster kind of thing, A
big summer release on this one.

Speaker 1 (32:46):
So what movie is this from?

Speaker 13 (32:55):
Rage Against the Machine? No, Shelter, this food Dog, Saints Know, Godzilla?

Speaker 1 (33:08):
Godzilla? Godzilla? Yeah that alright, Let's see.

Speaker 2 (33:15):
I want to go to go with another classic movie.
Let's see. How about this one? What movies is from?

Speaker 10 (33:26):
Something about day Junkies, Sweet Jane's Forty Days and forty nine,
Requiem for a Dream, No More Guests, can Harley Wave?

Speaker 1 (33:43):
Natural Born Killers? Oh? Yeah? Did you see that? Yes?
It was the weirdest movie like life. Yeah. I liked it.
I thought I thought it was cool. It was very strange.
Never been kissed, Never been kissed? All right, how about
this one? What movie is it from? Barmageddon? Nope? Oh,

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Robin Robin Hood mother f n Brian.

Speaker 2 (34:13):
You know the men in tights one No Princess ebs.

Speaker 10 (34:21):
You.

Speaker 1 (34:24):
Oh yeah, this is a good winding cry song. Yeah yeah.
The Armageddon song is Chars Arrowsmith and you've never watched

(34:47):
on him again right now? Yeah, it's dumb. The premise
is stupid. I love it too long though.

Speaker 2 (34:54):
All right, let's see. How about let's see this one.
Let me let me turn it on the button.

Speaker 1 (35:03):
There are Terminator two, yes, right, Guns n' roses you
could be nine. Hell yeah, this is a great song.
I've seen Terminator two probably fifty times. Yeah, I love
that dude, Beavis and butthead do You America?

Speaker 2 (35:20):
Actually that was love roller Coaster by Red Hot Chili.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Pet's beavis and butthead it's more like the rule Monator.
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 14 (35:44):
Cocaine, So you get.

Speaker 2 (35:53):
All right, let's see you guys still having fun with this?

Speaker 1 (35:57):
Yeah? Yeah, we have time for just a couple more.
Do this all day? I feel like I could.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
There's just so there's just so many songs.

Speaker 1 (36:04):
All right? Uh? What movie was this song from? Sam?
You should go there? Uh? This is color me bad.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
I want to sex you up. Also on the soundtrack.
There were some songs from Icy T, who was also
a star.

Speaker 1 (36:25):
In this movie.

Speaker 6 (36:26):
Uh, I just want to say love basketball.

Speaker 1 (36:33):
New Jack City City? Yeah remember New Jack City? You
in this is Stinky Pinky Jam. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:49):
Somebody I saw a really funny meme O Day said
R and B died and they stopped doing the arms
reaching out in the videos like where it kind of
goes like, you know, like the chick on the front
of the ship in Titanic where it's like, yeah, that
to an R and B really died, or.

Speaker 1 (37:01):
Andy Defrayne when he breaks out of prison.

Speaker 2 (37:03):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, And they stopped doing that in R
and B videos when the genre just died.

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Man, bring it back. All right, here we go. What
movie is this? One? From? Movie with Jennifer Love Hewitt?
I believe Seth Green.

Speaker 7 (37:21):
Oh oh.

Speaker 6 (37:25):
There's no graduation party?

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (37:28):
Harley wait, yes, yes, alright it Harley wait? Yeah? You
want to go old score or something newer? Both newer?
Housing a little bit?

Speaker 2 (37:41):
What's newer newer? Alright, let's see how about.

Speaker 1 (37:46):
You going?

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Man, it's right up your alleys.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Lego troll troll control ye, set on fire, yep, trolls.
I can only do that once.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
Alright, what movie soundtrack was this one from.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Space Jamming Space jam I think about it every note and.

Speaker 2 (38:26):
This was a great sound Yeah, shout outs R Kelly, Right,
shouts R Kelly right.

Speaker 1 (38:31):
Jeremy Kelly, that's a bad guy, right, Sammy? Yeah, did
you say hashtag free? Kelly alright, says we're all like
sultry and sexy.

Speaker 2 (38:40):
Right now?

Speaker 1 (38:41):
How about this one? Yes? Oh my god, come on, man,
Beaches top Gun Beaches. Man, that's the second time I
thought you were thinking about beaches. Here you go. This
is Beach Titanic, bo is the this is the beat

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American History Act Shawshank Reduction, Yes, the Wi of cancerda h.

Speaker 2 (39:27):
I feel like this is a movie that maybe uh
Madison I talked about because my sisters and I.

Speaker 1 (39:32):
Love this movie when we were kids.

Speaker 2 (39:36):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Let's see here, here's there's I love this soup.

Speaker 7 (39:48):
To stop us.

Speaker 1 (39:52):
Kim Cattrell Mannequin.

Speaker 4 (39:56):
Yeah, we've talked about Venekan Di.

Speaker 10 (40:00):
Did you like that movie?

Speaker 2 (40:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (40:01):
I love Man again, Mannikin too.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
I could do without Yeah, Stars Starship, Nothing's gonna stop
us now.

Speaker 1 (40:08):
This song also gets lipsticks in a great movie with
Kristen Wig called Skeleton Twins.

Speaker 2 (40:14):
Well, there's obviously a ton more songs that we could
have gotten to from different movies.

Speaker 1 (40:18):
But there you go. Thank you everybody, best movie songs.
So fun figured that was just kind of fun. But
still I gotta say no James Bond songs. I'm surprised
even see what Cray?

Speaker 7 (40:30):
What do they know?

Speaker 2 (40:32):
What?

Speaker 5 (40:33):
Oh?

Speaker 15 (40:33):
See?

Speaker 1 (40:34):
Damn it? The wrong god?

Speaker 9 (40:37):
More?

Speaker 1 (40:37):
What the show's next? Hang on? You're wearing any.

Speaker 4 (40:42):
Look at me.

Speaker 1 (40:43):
He'll be right back. I'm the King, my guys from
the top.

Speaker 2 (40:48):
That's a pick. It's apt Tom and Nada like ich,
what's it there?

Speaker 1 (40:51):
You go back to the terminator, Greg, that's right, Rominator
love it. How about.

Speaker 2 (40:59):
I'm just going Yeah, I'm going through all right? How
about this one? There's a clue she was in the movie?

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Yeah, the Madonna movie. Not like a Virgin Desperately see
King Susan.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
Yeah, I don't know if I saw that.

Speaker 1 (41:25):
It doesn't seem like it would be a movie you
would watch. How about this one? Dangerous Mind? Dangerous mind?
All right? P Coolier, I know Coolio played one of
our wood Show parties.

Speaker 2 (41:39):
Yeah, so yeah, that was fun again, so it says
I can't believe you guys left this one out. I'll
throw it in there because we threw so many other
things in there. But what movie is this song from? Oh,
the Bodyguard? Out of Garden? Now that's what I never watched. Wow,

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it was this song that turned me off to it.

Speaker 12 (42:05):
Really.

Speaker 1 (42:06):
I love Whitney Houston.

Speaker 2 (42:07):
He's got a great voice, but it just seemed like
one of those movies trailer and then this song combined.

Speaker 1 (42:11):
I'm like, damn, no, knock here one? How about this one?
And I'm plown pixies? Where is my Mind? Movie fight?
Where is my Mind? Where is my Mind? Sammy has

(42:36):
found her expertise. She's good.

Speaker 2 (42:39):
Yeah, I don't ask her to spell the names. I mean,
all right, there's a ninety eight to seven?

Speaker 1 (42:46):
Did you turn that down just a little bit?

Speaker 5 (42:48):
But I was told that I could listen to the
radio reads volume, but I don't see why I should
have to turn down the radio b into a fifteen reads.

Speaker 1 (42:59):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (43:00):
All right, welcome back everybody, Oh lucky. We didn't really
miss any of the really good ones?

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Are the super the big one? I would say, one?
Which one? The olymp Biscuit Mission? Impossible one? Oh, yeah,
that one was really good. Yeah, that would come up
take a look around.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
Yeah, yeah, I like that.

Speaker 1 (43:21):
I had that on my original list.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
I guess someone got stood. I remember seeing that in Pearson.
After it came out, the crowd one nuts were how
about about this man six miles?

Speaker 2 (43:36):
Yeah, I made it was take the other day I said,
oh yeah, maybe six miles remember that.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:41):
It was one of the big battles of World War
eleven exactly. The other one I skipped over intentionally was
this one.

Speaker 1 (43:56):
Oh yeah, track, it's track yeah, yeah, my last hey
now hey, now, hey, now, what if you had to
pick a favorite? A favorite? Almost impossible? Yeah, I think
I have mine? Yeah? Which one? View to a Kill
by Duran Durant. I never saw any of the Bond movies,
are you kidding? Now? Never won? That is shock? Yeah,

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I think you would. I mean, how could you avoid him?
I know, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (44:25):
There's a billion of them, right, Oh my god? Eight
seven seven forty four. Wood He hit us up with
the text over to two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
Funny of them come in. Yeah, He's the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. So chree Friday's Thursday morning and
throw it back Thursday. It is August fifteenth, twenty twenty four.
At your service, Woody, there's Greg Gory hight Menace.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
Good morning to you. Good morning, Woody. We got sea bans, we.

Speaker 2 (44:55):
Got Sammy phones are open eight seven seven forty four.
Wood He hit us up with the text over to
We just got a text from Nick the nurse. Nick
the nurse says, morning, Woody show sitting here at work
about to send a patient to the operating room for
a rectal foreign body we cannot remove in the emergency department. Again,

(45:17):
if you can't pull it out, don't put it in
an He guesses as to what this person has stuck
in their ass.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
A children's toy, a piece of produce.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Okay, children's toy, I'll give you that. Adults sometimes have this, though, too,
sometimes sitting on their desk or just kind of sitting around.
Stapler stapler, No, not a not a staplorer, think more
fun A bell?

Speaker 1 (45:41):
A bell? Another?

Speaker 2 (45:42):
Good guess, Greg Gory slinky? Oh my god, can you
imagine somebody has slinky up there? No, it's a magic
eight ball.

Speaker 6 (45:50):
Oh, magic eight ball.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
Says, quote outcome not so good. Nick, the nurse good
check it in on the text over to two to
two nine eight seven.

Speaker 1 (46:01):
Thank you, Nick. That's a good story, Nick. Oh my god. Yeah,
that seems physically impossible. Got a couple classy stories.

Speaker 2 (46:10):
Nothing beats the official redneck news that I have for
you today, but I'll give you a couple of classy ones. Okay,
guy in Florida he drove a semi into the front
of a strip club because he was mad that he
gotten kicked out.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
Oh.

Speaker 2 (46:23):
This happened at the Emperor's Gentleman's Club in Tampa. Not
sure what he did to get kicked out, but has
little tantrum killed some guy, Oh my god, and put
two other people in the hospital. The police have not
released the name of the driver. All they said is
that he's a twenty five year old guy. He's been
charged with a firstgree murder, attempted first togree murdered, dy manslaughter,

(46:43):
vehicular homicide.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
He's probably drunk and got all handsy, you know, Yeah,
got kicked out.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
In meth news, more than twenty three hundred pounds of
meth were found hidden in celery at a farmer's market
in Georgia. I did hear about that, and they had
to throw away all the cellar.

Speaker 1 (47:01):
Because it's all meth coded. Yeah, but who the hell's
eating it anyway? Why would you need it? Would have
been safe.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
A charity working with homeless people in New Zealand legal
they unknowingly gave out candies filled with meth. Oh geez,
after they were donated by a member of the public.
Three people were hospitalized, later released. There's about another dozen
who are still awake.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
That's weird.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
They haven't they haven't slept hand there's some random can
yeah on a ConA all the met.

Speaker 1 (47:31):
Did we check on Morgan's sister because I know she's
in New Zealand? Oh, make sure have you heard from
Is she homeless? Is she good?

Speaker 7 (47:39):
Actually, technically she is, She's just living in hostels? I
know she okay, So okay, last night, she's good.

Speaker 2 (47:46):
Let's catch everybody up. So Morgan's sister, who's how old?

Speaker 7 (47:49):
She's six years younger than me, so twenty four.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
Okay, So he's twenty four years old, just decided to
up and move to New Zealand.

Speaker 1 (47:55):
No job? Oh she moved there?

Speaker 7 (47:57):
Yeah yeah, no jobson left.

Speaker 2 (48:00):
And just went nothing lined up nice, that's exciting. Wherever
the wind takes her. Why New Zealand, I don't know.

Speaker 7 (48:05):
She did some research on a bunch of different countries
and that seemed to be the safest and the most
friendly to Americans.

Speaker 1 (48:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:14):
I actually have a friend that did that, just went there,
up and moved and then they've been there for years now.

Speaker 7 (48:19):
Yeah, it's popular for people to come and go in
New Zealand apparently, and she just.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Left recently, like what yeah last week? Last week?

Speaker 7 (48:26):
So we're in our flight, jeez.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
Yeah, So she's staying in a hostel. That part I
don't agree with. Can somebody explain a hostel to me?
I mean, I have a general idea of what it is.
Is it it's especial hotel basically.

Speaker 1 (48:38):
But hotels have a separate room, right, You share rooms,
you share a bathroom, communal. There might be like six
people in a room.

Speaker 2 (48:48):
That's worse than a hotel where the door opens up
to the parking lot.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
Yeah, he's basically a boot camp, yeah, pretty much. And
what is it? Like, what kind of what do they
charge for that? Oh? So little money? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (48:59):
Way right now she's paying thirty bucks a night a night.

Speaker 1 (49:03):
Yeah, that seems pretty expensive.

Speaker 7 (49:05):
She might be in a nice one.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
I have no clue, hon, And so what's her what's
her plan?

Speaker 7 (49:10):
She has no plan. She's just gonna go out the.

Speaker 2 (49:12):
Research like potential jobs or anything like that.

Speaker 1 (49:15):
A little bit.

Speaker 7 (49:15):
But they're kind of strict in New Zealand. They have
only specific jobs for outsiders. They save all the good
stuff for the actual residence. That sounds a great place
to go, so she can probably work in restaurants and
stuff like that.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
Yeah, what was she doing before?

Speaker 7 (49:29):
She was working at a pharmacy and just didn't like it.
So I respect her for taking a chance.

Speaker 1 (49:35):
I think it's cool. Yeah, Now do you think she's
gonna make it? Do you think this will last?

Speaker 7 (49:40):
At first, I was nervous she was going to become
a documentary at one point, But now I think I
think she's in the right place. She seems to really
be thriving. It's good for her. She's very much a
free spirit and like she wants to live in a
van for the rest of her life and just travel.

Speaker 1 (49:52):
Wow, that sounds terrible differ for me. Yeah, so it's good.
I mean I admire that. That's pretty cool.

Speaker 4 (49:58):
Yeah, I did give her my friends number because I
was a little worried about the I was like, here,
make sure she comes back before she starts selling her
body or something.

Speaker 1 (50:07):
You know, is she good at making friends?

Speaker 7 (50:09):
She's very shy. Actually, she's complete opposite for me.

Speaker 1 (50:13):
The hooker thing is not going to work out. Then
scratch that off the potential list.

Speaker 7 (50:18):
So we'll see. Maybe this will get her to open up,
come out of her shell a little bit.

Speaker 1 (50:22):
She has to. That's exciting. How fun. People like, Oh,
I'm going to go backpacking through Europe? How do you
pay for that? I know, how do you do that?
It seems like everybody won the lottery.

Speaker 7 (50:32):
I'm taking a gap year, right, Yeah, she saved up money,
But I'm like, how.

Speaker 5 (50:38):
Do you do that?

Speaker 1 (50:40):
Yeah? How do you do that?

Speaker 2 (50:42):
You guys want to hear the red neck news that
I have for you. It's a doozy guys. This this
would be if we were still doing the competition for
the Redneck news story of the Year. This, I think
would definitely make it into the finals.

Speaker 1 (50:55):
Here we go, So.

Speaker 11 (50:56):
You've got to go outside to the bridge that is
written news.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
There you go, Morgan.

Speaker 2 (51:07):
Yeah, you're always a dumping on your self. Esteem someone say,
is it just me? But can we acknowledge how hot
Morgan's voices?

Speaker 1 (51:15):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (51:16):
Yeah, And I encourage you to read through the comments
on one of the most recent videos. There are a
lot of nice things being said about you, about how
real and authentic.

Speaker 1 (51:25):
You are and how much they like you and blah
blah blah blah blah. I encourage So I.

Speaker 2 (51:30):
Encourage you to go and check that out on our
Instagram at the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (51:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (51:35):
Now, people don't start being dicks now and putting ads.
Yeah pricks.

Speaker 1 (51:39):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 2 (51:40):
Well, today's redneck News is from Georgetown, South Carolina, with
the cops that responded to a call about a family
brawl that had broken out. Now, according to the report,
this fella, his name's Anthony Harper.

Speaker 1 (51:52):
He was cooking chicken when.

Speaker 2 (51:54):
His sister Hope asked him why he didn't seize it
so it could crust up. Yeah, he told her, quote,
I know how to cook and that quote, Granny was
gonna seize the chicken.

Speaker 1 (52:05):
Now, Grandma was in the other room at this point.

Speaker 2 (52:07):
Okay, so Hope called him a dumb dog, which prompted
Anthony to shove her into the kitchen table and then
he punched her in the face. Then someone else in
the house walked in and fired a gun into the
ceiling to break it up. Imagine two people in your
house are fighting. This is a sibling battle, and somebody
goes to break it up by shooting a around into

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the ceiling. But that didn't work, so then Hope grabbed
a steak knife started chasing Anthony through the house with it.
She finally stopped when Granny showed up, who was supposed
to seize the chicken.

Speaker 1 (52:40):
She starts swatting her with a broom. Oh my god.
But it still wasn't over.

Speaker 2 (52:46):
Anthony grabbed a can of raid you know, the bug spray,
and started spraying his sister in the face with it.

Speaker 1 (52:53):
She then snagged it from him sprayed him back.

Speaker 2 (52:57):
Someone finally called the cops, and once they sorted it all,
both Anthony and Hope are arrested and both are pressing
charges against the other one. So good times all they're
in a Georgetown, South Carolina. That is Anthony and Hope
Harper fired up a family brawl involving a gun, a knife,
a broom, and a can of bug spray.

Speaker 1 (53:19):
A finalist, if not the winner, that's what I'm saying,
and that is today's raid.

Speaker 7 (53:23):
Nick.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
We are answering the call of destiny. This is the
Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
I'll just look at a couple of the news headlines
this morning as far as what people are talking about.

Speaker 1 (53:39):
Man, there has been another massive data breach.

Speaker 2 (53:42):
Oh god, this time it involves everybody's Social Security number
and your physical address.

Speaker 1 (53:49):
Son.

Speaker 2 (53:50):
The group claims to have stolen two point seven billion
records from National Public Data, which provides personal information to employers,
private investigators, and others who are doing you know, background checks,
and that's sensitive identification information from everyone in the US,
the UK, and Canada. They've tried selling it, so some

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of it might have been leaked, but the officials are
advising people to monitor your credit report and to manage
your passwords effectively. It's not just oh it's just one company.
And you know, they're saying, everybody.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
There, you go. Fun it's the end.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
It's so funny because the latest thing online and I
mean it's not a new thing because it's been around
probably not funny, but yeah, since fight Club they're like, hey,
dear hackers, delete the debts.

Speaker 1 (54:43):
You know, right? How about that?

Speaker 2 (54:47):
You know, we gotta dask what's up? Oh, yeah, we
just got a request recently. The woman sent us an
email and she said, man, I need more dass.

Speaker 1 (54:55):
What's up? Story is what's up?

Speaker 2 (54:57):
So this armed robber went in to roll this liquor
store in minute soda, but was beaten back, not by
the employee, by the employee's eight year old daughter. She
beat him with a baseball bat.

Speaker 1 (55:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
So I guess the dad had punched him and then
he hit the floor, and then that's when she came in.
The eight year old came in with the baseball bat
and just starts beating the crap out of him. There's
there's video and everything.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
She got ice cream that day.

Speaker 2 (55:21):
Oh, the dad was so proud of her. This was
at a house for a business, a liquor store in Minnesota.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
Store.

Speaker 2 (55:27):
Okay, yeah, here's the dad and the girl talking about
it on the local news.

Speaker 14 (55:31):
I tried to plock to him and say, you know
what I got my daughter here.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
I tried to tell you a fun accent ahead.

Speaker 14 (55:36):
Yeah, I tried to plock to him and say, you
know what I got my daughter here? Can you just
please put the gone down a little away from her?
I will give you everything take everything. I'm not bad.
I'm not going to be led.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
That happened.

Speaker 14 (55:51):
So I'm so proud of her. So she's she's so
strong that day I would say, I I just want
to cry when I see the media. I don't expec
she did that.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
Yeah, it's one of the crack Yeah, I come through
the risk.

Speaker 2 (56:02):
Well not only does that rule, it's very emotional. Yeah,
that's incredible. Imagine you got your ass kicked by an
eight year old girl. I love it too, It's fantastic.

Speaker 1 (56:11):
Needy school supplies all the way. I know I'm buying her.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Is there a fund name Australia's official breakdancing organization? How's
their pie?

Speaker 1 (56:19):
Yeah? How's their pie?

Speaker 2 (56:20):
They're denying claims that Rachel raygun gun cheated her way
into the Olympics.

Speaker 1 (56:25):
Not buying it.

Speaker 2 (56:27):
By the way, breakdancing will not be a part of
the twenty twenty eight Summer Games in LA, so she
won't get a chance to defend her terribleness. Oh that
was the funniest I love all the I don't know
if you've seen any of the memes, because I get
a ton of dog memes, so I like so many
dog videos and everybody's just sending their pictures. You know
when your dog goes out in the grass and just
does that like yeah, like they're having a seizure in

(56:49):
the grass, and then they mash it up with the
uh with the breakdancing chick. It's really funny because that
it looks like exactly what she did. She looks like
a dog just rubbing their back in the.

Speaker 4 (57:01):
I'm usually the last to say I'm over this kind
of stuff, but I was kind of over it like
day one with the.

Speaker 1 (57:07):
Break dancing check.

Speaker 4 (57:08):
Yeah, because I didn't take her serious at all, Like
I would find it more funny if I thought, like
she legit thought she was a breakdancer.

Speaker 1 (57:15):
But I think she's been punking as the whole time.

Speaker 2 (57:17):
And if you're Australia, why don't you just roll with
like something, Just say that she cheated to get in.
It's better than saying like, oh no, no he sent her.
Yeah we're that dumb.

Speaker 1 (57:25):
Yeah yeah, I say we fell for it.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
Yeah yeah, yeah, exactly, You're a victim.

Speaker 1 (57:29):
Exactly, And then get back to your pie.

Speaker 2 (57:32):
Some sad news from the world of food. Oh Wally Amos,
the founder of Famous Amos Cookies, has died rip. He
was eighty eight years old. He passed away to his
home in Honolulu. He had been suffering with complications from dementia,
and the story was he turned a twenty five thousand
dollars loan into the famous Amos Cookies Empire.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
Yeah so awesome. Yeah, not bad. I liked his family's statement.
They said that please donate to the Alzheimer's Foundation, and
he would love it if you had a chocolate chip
cookie today. Okay, I'm no problem on her. I'll do that.
Those cookies rule. Yeah. Do you know who also vending
machine cookies? Got exactly that's the only place I get them.

Speaker 4 (58:16):
You know who also has a really cool story is
Missus Fields. Like she got her money because she was
actually the first batgirl in MLB. Dead bitch and uh
she was the first batgirl in the history. And then
so she saved money and then started the Missus Field
Cookie Empire. Yeah bitch, Wow, that's very disrespect. Where was

(58:40):
that energy when we were talking about Wally?

Speaker 1 (58:43):
Yeah? I love Missus Fields too. She thinks she was alive.
Yeah yeah, I'm looking her up right now. I remember her.

Speaker 2 (58:51):
She was kind of hot, right, Yeah, she was very hot.
I think she was like, yeah, model status.

Speaker 1 (58:56):
Let's see miss Field. Yeah, Missus Fields.

Speaker 2 (58:58):
Who's hotter? Miss Fields? Miss Butters are a little Debbie.
That's Mary Kill Yeah, a little Debbie. Yeah, a little
Debbie as an adult, missus Fields is very hot.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
Oh yeah, let's see. Well.

Speaker 2 (59:16):
I don't even think I ever knew that was a
real person. I kind of figured it was like doctor Petti.

Speaker 1 (59:20):
I remember when she kind of came to the forefront
and people didn't think she was real, and then when
you saw her, A you thought she's hot, and b
you wouldn't think.

Speaker 6 (59:32):
She is I thought it was an old lady. I
just Missus Fields to me, just sounds like it would
be an old lady.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
This looks like somebody that would be like Sammy. Sounds
like Sammy wants to listen to Billie Eilish's lunch.

Speaker 1 (59:43):
Why can I not? Oh, Debbie Fields sixty seven years old. Okay,
that only took me five minutes to look up for
Missus Fields and other food related news. Mars, you know
the YM and M, Snickers, Skittles, people, candy people, they're gods.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
Yeah, So they're buying a food company called Kelenova for
nearly thirty billion dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:00:04):
I didn't know they had it like that. God thirty billion.
Good lord.

Speaker 2 (01:00:09):
Now Kelenova has a ton of brands. Your favorites, Greg Cheese,
It's Pop Tarts, Pringles, Right Townhouse, Morning Star Farms, and
Rice Crispy Treats. Oh okay, So why would the Rice
Krispy Treats be different than Rice Krispies because Kellogg's has
Rice Krispiess. No, but I guess the Rice Crispy Treats
are Kelenova.

Speaker 4 (01:00:31):
Oh interesting, Well, maybe they need the sugar to the
marshmallow they put them together.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:00:37):
Oh but oh speaking about pop Tarts, foodbeasts dot com
it's a great food website. They had like a Pop
Tarts sent to them that was like the size of
a table and it looked like I did see that.

Speaker 1 (01:00:49):
It feeds like seventy two people.

Speaker 4 (01:00:50):
Yeah, yeah, I saw that massive What do you comes
at a huge like box that looks like a big
Pop Tarts box?

Speaker 1 (01:00:57):
Really? Yeah? Yeah, I want one. We just did some
food news at the top of the show. Yeah. So
I looked up Kelenova. I realized the k and their
logo looks like the Kellogg's k and sure enough Kelenova
Company formerly known as the Kellogg Company, oh and commonly
known as Kellogg's.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
Okay, I think they explain all this stuff in the
pop tart.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
Movie probably fair.

Speaker 2 (01:01:19):
The only person I know that is the pop Tart
movie Dog.

Speaker 1 (01:01:22):
Oh I watched, I think I watch jer Yeah, I
watched some of it. Yeah, but they talk about the
two companies. Yeah, yeah, they were the big rivals. So
did we see the food the taco bells bringing back?
We did well?

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
I did?

Speaker 1 (01:01:35):
Way is the street char Lupo one? What's the one
that you want to have come back? Menace?

Speaker 4 (01:01:40):
The four alarm double decker taco discontinued in nineteen ninety seven,
talking about if you're listening.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
Yeah, but that's not on the list, bastards. They're bringing
back a tostada from the nineteen sixties.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
Okay, cool, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:01:52):
It was available at their first location in nineteen sixty two. Oh,
they're bringing back in nineteen seventies item, which is the
green burrito. Oh, okay, so brito with bean and cheese
filling onions, the green salsa from you know, guys from
the from the nineteen eighties. They're bringing back the Mexi melt.
Here we go here Mexi melt.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
You guys have the Mexi melt. Yes, I do not.

Speaker 2 (01:02:15):
It's a folded tortilla. It's got the ground beef of
pico and then like a three cheese mix inside.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
Yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:24):
From the nineties, the beef Cordida Supreme. Okay, right, and
then from the two thousands the caramel apple empanada. Let's
get that me tell you after they bring back my
four alarm double.

Speaker 4 (01:02:38):
Decker Tacos discontinued in nineteen ninety seven because hot things
are popular people.

Speaker 1 (01:02:43):
If you want to make a billion dollars to talk about,
thank you and hate money yea.

Speaker 2 (01:02:48):
Also the rancho steak burrito perfection bring it back.

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
Well.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
Like I said, we started the show with food news,
and then all this other food news started coming out
since we first chatted this morning, breaking I know, breaking
food news more when he shows next, hang on, do
you hear that Chris Brown is selling his pit bulls?

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
He is, yeah, no, he doesn't want to live with
something that can fight back. The Woody Show will be
right back, don't this is show.

Speaker 2 (01:03:24):
There's another classic right there. My name is Doug Still
my favorite T shirt. Yeah, you still wear that shirt.
We had this guy we had signed on to We're on.
I don't know, man, it's what twenty seven to twenty
five radio sing like that that Yeah, it's more like
thirty something now. Anyway, we had signed on to this
news station. This guy was not happy Doug. And when

(01:03:45):
he called in and sound like his name was Dorg
and the King and we just had a field day
with that.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
And he's like, he gets you just necking laugh. He
just he sounded exactly like g dude. I always thought
it was a joke. But yeah, yeah he did call
back anytimes.

Speaker 2 (01:04:04):
Gig.

Speaker 1 (01:04:04):
Let's see great haters. I have it in the great haters. Yeah,
all right, yeah, all right, here we go.

Speaker 15 (01:04:11):
This is my name is Doug Scene since maybe eighty
seven day Morley took over and h yeah, very disappointing.
I'll listen after ten. Pretty insulting, you guys, But you know,
I know why you left your other station went live
one oh five or whatever it used to be. But
you know, it is pretty weird. You're pretty lame, and
unfortunately you probably will not last because you guys are

(01:04:33):
not going to boost the ratings. So we missed the
good music.

Speaker 16 (01:04:37):
But that's like piece.

Speaker 1 (01:04:40):
It was Doug. He gave us a very cool piece
on that. Yeah, it was very cool.

Speaker 2 (01:04:45):
Anyway, they ended up selling the big frequency, the big
signal that we were on, right. Yeah, and then when
they did because the company that owned the station was
strapped for cash, and so we got screwed on that
one big time. I'm sure Doug was psyched. Oh yeah,
but we got we got that. That wasn't that one
was not our fault.

Speaker 16 (01:05:04):
Yeah, Hey, it's Doug called before, never discared. I don't
understand why there's such promo all the time for this
witty show.

Speaker 15 (01:05:14):
Luckily we were spare spared from listening to it for
mostly this wonderful Sunday morning. I'm not having listened to
any of it, but it's pretty obnoxious.

Speaker 1 (01:05:23):
I never have to.

Speaker 16 (01:05:24):
I've never heard anything like this before. The promo, you know,
for a show in k Park, it's pretty lame, pretty lame, okay,
by lame?

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
All right, Yeah, so cool, it's all these prem Yeah,
we had shirts made up in the whole thing, all
the listeners.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
One of the Dirk shirts made a cartoon. Oh yeah,
that's right. Yeah, my name is Doug. Yeah, my name
is Doug.

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
Yeah, all right, what's a throwback Thursday and all movie
soundtrack songs.

Speaker 1 (01:05:52):
Metus brought this up when we were talking about it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
Yeah, the limp Biscuit song from Mission Impossible to soundtrack.

Speaker 1 (01:06:00):
Take a look around. There's another one.

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
Was that YouTube or Adam Adam Clayton or something that
they had one for a Mission Impossible?

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
Oh yeah, it was really popular because yeah, it was
too like in ninety six. Anyway, this one came after that.
Take a look around. Now, I know why you want
to hate me Dirty Dirt. Yeah, it's the one show
all the day the world today. What the dead comes
the bad, the bad comes the good. But I'm a
lip alife, like I said.

Speaker 2 (01:06:28):
I said, Oh, you want to play Psychokayer? Can I
be the helpless victim? No?

Speaker 7 (01:06:34):
Please don't kill me, mister ghost face.

Speaker 2 (01:06:36):
I want to be in the sequel.

Speaker 1 (01:06:41):
This is the wood Show.

Speaker 2 (01:06:45):
I thought, Uh, Greg was going to reach over and
smack Sammy. We're talking off the air and he said
something about or she said something about how she likes turbulence.

Speaker 1 (01:06:53):
I know, yes, on an airplane insanity. Yeah, so what
do you actually like it?

Speaker 6 (01:06:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:06:58):
I do because like it's like.

Speaker 6 (01:06:59):
We Yeah, it's fun, like fun something in my brain
everything's like, oh, we're going down, Like I'm not going
to go down in a plane crash like that, like.

Speaker 1 (01:07:09):
To live like that. Yeah. Greg just starts grabbing the
arm rest. Oh yeah, and.

Speaker 2 (01:07:14):
Then the flight attendant comes over and nows, hey, sir,
we're gonna have to move you because I'm just creeping
out the other passengers.

Speaker 1 (01:07:19):
True story. Just when you thought she was coming over
to you to say would you like a drink or
something or can I hold your hand? No, we're vanishing
you to the seat near the toilet in the very back. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:07:29):
I was on a flight the other day and I
was pretty empty, and it was kind of the turbulence
hit and it's like the tails like just going back
and forth.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (01:07:40):
Well, in the news, there's an Alaska Airlines flight that
was forced to divert because the pilot admitted that he
was not certified to land the plane at this particular
airport they were going to, which I think was Jackson Hole.
Oh my hole, And he admitted it while they're up
in the air. Yeah, so they landed in Salt Lake.
Another pilot had to re place him. And then they

(01:08:01):
carried on to Wyoming. So three hours later they land
in Jackson Hole. Well I really see a minute and true. Yeah,
but like, okay, so when you get on the plane,
they just kind of throw it at you at that point, like, oh, we're.

Speaker 1 (01:08:13):
Going to Jackson Hat. Oh guess what. Yeah right, I'm
not certified the land there.

Speaker 6 (01:08:18):
Yeah, let him know before you're up in the air.

Speaker 1 (01:08:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:08:21):
So the airline released a statement saying the flight was
diverted because the pilot didn't have the correct paperwork.

Speaker 1 (01:08:28):
I thought about that too.

Speaker 2 (01:08:29):
Remember I told you about my experience of the emergency
room where they're still running things down with pen and
paper and then going and entering it into the system. Like,
there's got to be a more efficient way. Bring an iPad,
bring a laptop, have people fill that, or have me
filled out with the iPad while I'm sitting there waiting
on results or waiting for someone to come help me.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
M let's do that.

Speaker 2 (01:08:48):
The paperwork for airplanes. We can't make that digital. Well,
they have to bring it from the opposite side of
the airfield. As soon as we get that paperwork, we'll
be on our way, folks. I don't know how about
you just make a digital right, text it to me work.
That's the biggest excuse that that's the new checks in
the mail.

Speaker 1 (01:09:02):
That is right, it really is.

Speaker 2 (01:09:04):
Whenever somebody has to delay it kick something down the road,
they go, oh, paperwork.

Speaker 1 (01:09:08):
Yeah. Don't you think overall being a commercial airline pilot
would get really boring? No, I think it'd be cool.
I think like, once you're up in the air, you're like, okay,
here we go again, and then you land and then you're.

Speaker 2 (01:09:21):
In an every job, you're sitting in a cubicle and
you're crunching you know, spreadsheet or.

Speaker 1 (01:09:25):
Well you're stuck in the small space like a cubicle. Yeah,
well true, but you can get up and walk around
and stuff. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
I don't know why it's different to me, but I
think driving for a living would be awful.

Speaker 1 (01:09:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:09:38):
Being a truck driver I think would be really hard
because everybody sucks. I mean, we drive around just to
work and people want to kill themselves exactly. Imagine like
that's your office. But that's something An airline pilot is
almost like a truck driver. It's like you're in this
small space. Yeah, you're not dealing with other I mean, yeah,
there's driver up there, but people aren't cutting you off.

Speaker 1 (01:09:54):
Yeah, truck drivers dealing with a holes like constantly true.

Speaker 2 (01:09:57):
Yeah, people in chargers and challengers, you know, in traffic
eight seven seven forty four, Woody, text us over to
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Speaker 1 (01:10:08):
Whoa yeah show, I'll be right back. That is beautiful.
My favorite radio show, The Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (01:10:18):
You guys are amazing, especially Woodsy The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
And we are into another new hour indectivity training for
a politically correct world on this Thursday morning.

Speaker 1 (01:10:29):
It is August the fifteenth, twenty twenty four. I'm Morny.
That's Greg Gory. There's menace seabasses here. Oh yeah, there's Sammy.
Good morning. Phones, they're open at eight seven seven forty four. Woody.

Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
Send us a text over to two to nine eight
seventh coming up for you here this hour, we're gonna
play this smart ass game. It's been a little while
since we played this smart ass game, trying to figure
out who's going to battle each other in this round
of the smartest Game. I'll explain how that works. And
we have a brand new and made a podcasts see
best tell us about that.

Speaker 5 (01:11:03):
Well, it's one in the growing series of times menaces
barfed everywhere, which is yes, it's such a.

Speaker 1 (01:11:13):
Coming.

Speaker 5 (01:11:13):
It's becoming an ensemble and like more of a just
or an anthology, I should say, yeah, this is Menace
at the pool, all.

Speaker 2 (01:11:20):
Right, Menace at the Pool, the Big Menace Pool Day
animated podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
I got up really early and very rare for me.
I didn't eat.

Speaker 4 (01:11:27):
I was just drinking and drinking and drinking. And I'm
in the pool and I go, oh, not feeling so hot,
So I guess should get out of the pool. I
cannot physically like crawl out of the pool. And then
I finally get out a little bit, and then I
crawl more, crawl more, and then I finally might make
my way to the bathroom inside the house.

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
I'm just laying on the floor in the bathroom and
I go boo. I pretty much hut the entire floor
of the bathroom. Oh wow, all liquid.

Speaker 4 (01:11:56):
And here comes the two dogs running in and they're
sloshing around. They're having their own pool party up in this.

Speaker 5 (01:12:03):
Do you tell your wife when this happens? Oh no,
she's there witnessing it. She sees me on the floor
clean up after you?

Speaker 6 (01:12:08):
Who clean it up?

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
I cleaned it up. Dogs.

Speaker 2 (01:12:10):
The dogs probably had to take And that's what she
makes her journaling over the day, dear diary.

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
I'm such a lucky lady, and always did I leave
out that I was naked on the floor even lucky?

Speaker 2 (01:12:23):
Well you can watch it right now our new animated podcast.
We have dozens and dozens of these animated clips from
from the show. From the podcast. It's just on their
YouTube page YouTube dot com Slash the Woodies Show.

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Speaker 2 (01:12:41):
How much puke?

Speaker 1 (01:12:42):
Would you say, Chimney and Cheerio, your dogs have eaten
in their lifetime?

Speaker 12 (01:12:45):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:12:45):
Mine? Gerald dumpstersful?

Speaker 2 (01:12:51):
More like who pukes in the house? More like on
the floors? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:12:54):
The dogs are you? Oh me for sure?

Speaker 4 (01:12:57):
But the dog did puke. I told you pukedn't mean
not too long ago. I was holding it like a
baby and right after at eight it was my bad
and I had her over my shoulder and I was like,
you know, penny in her and then I just heard
a blat.

Speaker 1 (01:13:11):
It's a baby. Yeah, yeah, good time over my front house.
Dog would do that Sunday mornings after parties you take
her out a while? Why is she over that? Patrick Grass?
Oh yeah, she has a hangover. And one more follow
up question? Who's Lucky're a lot of winner or your wife?
I would say a lot of winter? All right?

Speaker 2 (01:13:31):
Well, Greg, is this TACKI a couple of New York City.
They were planning their wedding and they said that the
price of the wedding was going to be around one
hundred and fifty thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:13:44):
Oh good god.

Speaker 2 (01:13:45):
So they passed their costs onto their guests by selling
tickets to their wedding. Well now, and they said that
doing this saved them around seventy thousand dollars, made.

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
Them seventy thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:14:00):
Yeah, well, because the cost was one hundred and fifty
it sounds like you could have just cut back on
the chair covers.

Speaker 1 (01:14:07):
Is that a little kaki? That is the tacky?

Speaker 2 (01:14:09):
Yes, The tickets were three hundred and thirty three dollars each.

Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
WHOA nobody should have gone here? They are on the
news talking about it.

Speaker 9 (01:14:17):
One hundred and fifty thousand dollars out of the gate.
That's the number that they were starting at. And I said, wait,
people choose to go to Beyonce's concerts because they know
that they're going to have an experience. Let's put the
stress on the guests, and let's so tickets for a wedding.

Speaker 1 (01:14:34):
I was like, Babe, people aren't going to come. Uh huh. Yeah,
now I'm going out of principle because.

Speaker 2 (01:14:45):
Then what You're also supposed to buy gift three hundred
and thirty three dollars for a ticket of these dopes wedding.

Speaker 1 (01:14:51):
There's no way. Oh you know they were expecting them though,
of course that is so awful. It was a twelve hour,
three hundred and fifty person wedding. I know she's shocked
at the price. You know, you don't have to go
down that road. Was there at least a performer I
know was actual Beyonce there? Who is the headliner? Yeah?
Bow wow.

Speaker 2 (01:15:10):
More and more couples are trying to save money on
their weddings and some of the things that they're doing
greg to be more budget friendly, selling tickets to the wedding,
and that's like, so they're not the only ones doing this.
They heard it from someone else. They didn't come up
with it. Terrible or having a Monday morning brunch wedding.
I mean, I like a brunch wedding, but on a Monday,
getting married in an unconventional setting like a costco or

(01:15:33):
the talking about canteena in Vegas where a man's gotten married.

Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
Yes, dude, hundred bucks best money ever spent.

Speaker 4 (01:15:40):
Yeah, saved so much money because the initial place I
was gonna go I think it was just like the
last quote I got was sixty five thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:15:49):
For a day. Oh no, thank you, and then I
got it down to six hundred bucks. Yeah, your wedding
was fun. Oh wait, oh wait, we didn't go Oh
it's a middle pandemic. You managed to make it there.
We could have.

Speaker 2 (01:16:01):
We could have gone to the Taco bell cantina.

Speaker 1 (01:16:05):
Why what do you mean? Because I mean, what do
we Yeah, but like what else are we going to do?
We could throw rice at you. I mean, well you
can't do anything afterwards or anything like that. Nothing was open. Yeah, yeah,
it was open for you to be there. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:16:18):
And the initial plan, which you guys leave out all
the time, is I wasn't even I was like secretly
going to do that just so we can keep the date.
And then I was going to have like the big
So why hasn't that happened big wedding because I took
that money and I invested in something else, which is
way smarter.

Speaker 1 (01:16:35):
A house. Why don't we go to your house? All right?

Speaker 2 (01:16:39):
Anyway, welcome to go somebody uh oh by the other
one of the other ordering pizza Hut for the reception
and then swapping out real flowers for fake ones. Although
Greg will tell you, like the fake stuff is more
expensive than it's not going to save any money buying
fake plans.

Speaker 1 (01:16:52):
Well, can you rent the fake flowers? Maybe?

Speaker 2 (01:16:55):
Wonder you can rent like a really fancy looking wedding cake.
It's not a real car. And then when they bring
it to the back to cut it up, they just
start bringing out pieces of sheet cake.

Speaker 1 (01:17:05):
From the grocery store. Yeah. See, I wouldn't mind having
non fancy food, you know, like pizza's good. Who doesn't
like pizza? The whole reason I'm there? Who cares? I'm
there for the drinks? Yeah, hang out totally. Food is irrelevant,
is it? I mean, it's it's not. I sit through
all that crap so I could get a meal, and

(01:17:27):
if it's not good, what a waste? But have you
ever been to a wedding been like, Wow, that was amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:17:32):
I've been a decent food and I've been at weddings
where there was crappy food and ruined my night.

Speaker 2 (01:17:36):
I've had a good time at weddings. I never came
away going wow, that was amazing. Exactly really, I have yeah,
I have to what happened mage that had an animal chef.
It was a size Yeah. A buddy of mine had
one of those. Well, he wasn't his wedding. He went
to one and it was one of the iron chefs whatever,

(01:17:57):
rolling sushi at this It was a New York City
and god knows how much that costs awesome. Yeah, my buddy, Riz,
what a dream come true that would be?

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
Uh huh. I went to a wedding once. It was
an outdoor wedding at night, freezing cold and no alcohol.
I can't get out of here soon enough.

Speaker 2 (01:18:17):
Yeah, but it's just going back to like, don't waste
your money on this crap. Somebody on the text said
that they got invited to a wedding that's on September eleventh,
and they wanted to know if that was weird. They
kind of feel weird going to a wedding on that day, I.

Speaker 1 (01:18:30):
Mean after September eleventh. Yeah, Also it's that would be
Wednesday this year, very odd. Yeah, that'd be weird.

Speaker 2 (01:18:38):
Yeah, next year, but I don't think that's no they
said it's this year. Maybe it's a Wednesday. Maybe it's
a destination wedding, Wednesday wedding. At this point, I think
it's fine. I was weirded out by like when we
have to talk about a concert, it's like, oh, well,
go see the Food Fighters on September. I'm like, oh,
September eleventh, And it just felt weird saying that. Yeah,

(01:19:00):
you know for a while now, I mean, you know
what the day is, and yeah, I mean it's kind
of a weird day for a day of love. It's
kind of weird for a wedding, and Wednesday at that
this year.

Speaker 1 (01:19:11):
Yeah, screw Wednesday wedding.

Speaker 2 (01:19:13):
Yeah, eight seven four. What is the phone number? We're
gonna take your calls there, your texts to to ninety seven.
Of course you can always hit us up on social
media at the Woody Show, Well, take the break coord
and come back. We got a dumb ass contest. It's
called the smart Ass Game. This is an actual game
that you can buy like a Target or Amazon or whatever.

(01:19:33):
It's that who What Where right game? And so I
start with the clues that are very generic and then
they get more specific as the clues go on.

Speaker 1 (01:19:45):
You don't want to wait too long. It's two people.

Speaker 2 (01:19:47):
Yeah, you want to kind of balance it out because
if you think you know what the answer is, yeah,
you risk ringing in too early. And I have a
I have a new wrinkle on this. I think it'll
just kind of for the sound of it, I think
it will be kind of fun, right, and we'll figure
out who's gonna play. It's a one on one thing. Okay,
first person to two points is a winner, all right,

(01:20:07):
but we'll do that next year on the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:20:09):
Hang on show. We'll be right. This is the Woody Show.
Who wants to play the smart Ass Game?

Speaker 2 (01:20:25):
Yeah, it's it's just one of these party games that
you can buy, smart Ass Game and they sell a
bunch of expansion packs if you run out of the
cards and.

Speaker 1 (01:20:34):
It's broke into different category.

Speaker 2 (01:20:36):
You ever see bar trivia where they throw a question
up there and there's the four answers and then they
slowly start eliminating and the earlier you quick end the
more points it's worth. Sort of like that because the
clues they start very generic, and then as the as
the the contest or the clues go on, they get
more and more specific until it's like very what's the

(01:20:58):
fruit that begins with the letter A apple?

Speaker 1 (01:21:00):
H Okay? Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:21:02):
So that's that's how this game works. And did we
want to have who was going to be menace and Sammy?

Speaker 1 (01:21:08):
Is that what we decided?

Speaker 2 (01:21:10):
And that's that's always fun? Why is that just because
its fun? Rule? Great contestants? Thank Yeah, yeah, I appreciate that. Yeah,
you guys, I mean do u I Q cool? You
guys do a great job of that. So I have
the who what where categories in the case we need
the tie breaker. Uh, there's just like a couple of

(01:21:31):
individual questions. There's no clues for that, ladies. First menace, yes.

Speaker 1 (01:21:36):
Question though, Yeah what is the wrinkle? You said there
was some wrinkle? Yeah? Who? Water? Where? Where? Where? Okay?
Now menace? Yes? You love dogs?

Speaker 2 (01:21:48):
Yes, so you're gonna bark like a dog to like,
instead of going menace, you have to bark like a
dog to buzz in Sammy. We have to try to
think of a different animal for youse. You both like dogs,
but pick a different animal.

Speaker 6 (01:22:05):
I mean I could just be a cat, youth me
to mew, sure, that'd be fine.

Speaker 2 (01:22:10):
All right, Yeah, here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:22:12):
I would like for her to be a dolphin, but
I don't know if she can pull it off. She's
not really good at a dolphin.

Speaker 11 (01:22:19):
Actually, like like a cow or I'm trying to think
of like chickens, but I can't do a chicken. You
can't do a chicken, impossible. I could do a chicken, balk,
That's what are we gonna do? Also, the would you
agree on?

Speaker 9 (01:22:35):
I mean I just said, I mean like I can
do yeah, dolphin, cat dolphin, dolphin, dolphin.

Speaker 2 (01:22:40):
Yes, I just don't think that's as quick. It's yeah, yeah,
cats and dolphins, all right, they're they're competing like cats
and dogs here, okay, all right, so the where category
is first? Here we go first personally two points. Yes,
I am a European country, all right. I have had
a monarchy for a thousand years. If you speak my language,

(01:23:06):
lego means play well, menace, menace?

Speaker 1 (01:23:10):
No is that a dog?

Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
Oh? Our European country?

Speaker 1 (01:23:19):
You're come on? Wait wait we do that? Sorry Denmark?
All right for some reason you took me off.

Speaker 2 (01:23:25):
About the language. I was like, oh, what language do
they speak?

Speaker 1 (01:23:29):
Sorry?

Speaker 2 (01:23:30):
You speak my language? All right, men's got a point,
thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:23:34):
Look at that Denmark. Shout out to Denmark.

Speaker 2 (01:23:36):
Shout out to Denmark. No, big shout out to Denmark.

Speaker 4 (01:23:39):
What do they speak their menace? Yeah, that's what I
was like, what what language do they speak? Denmarchian?

Speaker 1 (01:23:44):
I don't know, Dutch? Sammy, pick a category?

Speaker 7 (01:23:49):
Who or what?

Speaker 10 (01:23:50):
Who?

Speaker 7 (01:23:51):
Who?

Speaker 2 (01:23:52):
All right, here we go, and remember you're barking like
a dog or yelling like a cat to to buzz in.

Speaker 1 (01:23:59):
Here we go. Who am I?

Speaker 2 (01:24:03):
I am a comedian and actor. My only oscar win
was for a serious role.

Speaker 1 (01:24:13):
I am the King of the Moon and a Terry
Gilliam move menace, menace. Sorry, I'm sorry, I get this, dude.
Wrinkle is confusing. There he is there?

Speaker 2 (01:24:26):
You go, yes, Jim Carrey, No, it's not Jim Carrey.
By the way, you can't buzz in and then stop
and think about it.

Speaker 1 (01:24:36):
I can't.

Speaker 4 (01:24:39):
I have the answer until you made me bark, and
then we go over how I didn't bark and like, yeah, anyways.

Speaker 1 (01:24:47):
Now you got to bark to China it's a radio show.
We're doing audio things, I understand. Yeah, for a decade
we've done my name. Okay, so horrid. So that somebody
get one free clue and used to you get the.

Speaker 2 (01:25:06):
Rest and you just get the answerer card. You want
to start over the.

Speaker 1 (01:25:13):
It's more exciting though, if he has a chance to
come back later. Yeah, that's a good idea. Okay. My
daughter Zelda is named after the video game. You don't
have it after that. One of the four Happy Days
spin offs was mine. Yeah, Robin Williams, Vin Williams, all right,
we are we are tied up, so we need to clarify.

(01:25:34):
If somebody rings in gets the wrong answer, does the
other one only get one more clue?

Speaker 2 (01:25:39):
Or are we doing the rest like we used to
because that's boring. Then it just depends on when they answer.

Speaker 1 (01:25:45):
Oh so, and then the other person is just back
in after one free one. I don't want to let
somebody back in.

Speaker 6 (01:25:51):
Well, then they just give them because that's the purpose
of not answering to early.

Speaker 2 (01:25:53):
That's one of the purposes. And by the way, you
can't just go now. I want to hear you, Sally Cat.
I want to hear like.

Speaker 1 (01:26:01):
Right, exactly, get it out. Remember now, remember the old
time radio days where they would do actual plays and stuff.
Yeah there, I don't want to do it with bringing
in with the park. I can't help it if both
people are retarded. What am I supposed to do with that?
I am offended and I'm leaving for the day.

Speaker 2 (01:26:24):
Why is that an insult because of the way you
used it? No, just you know, look, if you're slow,
you're slow the tape.

Speaker 1 (01:26:33):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:26:34):
Uh see, menace? What am I category? And it's tied
one point a piece?

Speaker 1 (01:26:41):
Here we go.

Speaker 2 (01:26:46):
Gravity holds me together. I'm an astronomical system. The solar
system is part of me. If you know the Greek
word for milk, you are close me.

Speaker 6 (01:27:05):
Well, I was gonna say milky.

Speaker 2 (01:27:07):
Way, milky ways. My local name is the same as
a candy bar. Menace, menace.

Speaker 4 (01:27:20):
I can't do the doctor.

Speaker 1 (01:27:21):
I'm sorry. All right, let's see if let's see if
if Gray can get this.

Speaker 2 (01:27:26):
Oh my god, I could be spiral, elliptical, lenticular, or irregular.

Speaker 1 (01:27:40):
Is it a galaxy? It's a galaxy. Ah, yeah, it's
a galaxy. All right. Well the cow thing really threw
me off.

Speaker 2 (01:27:49):
Yeah, Well, because he's not slow. Oh boy, wow, all right,
here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:27:55):
This made it not fun more fun. It's more if
you just stop complaining just because you can't master it.
All right. This is the question, the tiebreaker questions. See
if you can get this one. Here we go.

Speaker 6 (01:28:12):
What's the category?

Speaker 2 (01:28:13):
It's just a question. Let's see if either one of
you know the answer to it. All right, Which famous
ceiling did Michael Angelo pain startcasting?

Speaker 1 (01:28:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:28:26):
Yew, sammy, the sixteenth chapel?

Speaker 1 (01:28:30):
So close? What chapel?

Speaker 6 (01:28:34):
Sixteenth? Sixteenth?

Speaker 2 (01:28:36):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:28:36):
Not fienth sixteenth? Sixteenth? The fifteenth almost sounds like sixteenth, right,
all right, it comes after the fifteenth chapel? All right?
How about how about this question? All right?

Speaker 2 (01:28:54):
Which sinking European city is navigated primarily by black boats? Now?
Menace got VENs VENs Italy. I think that was just
as close as her sixteenth. What do you mean Venice.

Speaker 1 (01:29:13):
Putting some accident? All right?

Speaker 2 (01:29:18):
Mm hmm, Well congratulations, Menace, thank you you are a winner.
Wow that was a smart ass game.

Speaker 1 (01:29:23):
That was a tough road. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:29:25):
Okay, Speaking of which, how how trashy is the I
mean no offense the inside of the Venetian like when
people pose next to those canais.

Speaker 1 (01:29:32):
It's so sad like that's not a good photo to post.
That's the real one. Yeah, alright, so bad. You want
to do a great gory sea bass round? Yeah? Yeah yeah?
Pick an animal, all right, I will. That's a good animal.
All right? What do you want? What do you with? Beaver?

Speaker 13 (01:29:52):
No?

Speaker 1 (01:29:53):
Want something more fun? How is that? Okay?

Speaker 2 (01:29:55):
I'll be the dolphin. That sounds like you're just jerking it.
You're gonna be a dolphin?

Speaker 1 (01:29:59):
What's more fun than that? Okay, I'll be a lion.
Oh see that's good. Yeah, that's good. All right? Who?

Speaker 2 (01:30:07):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:30:08):
Or where? Greg? Gry Uh, let's do where where? Okay?
Here we go, Greg and sea best.

Speaker 2 (01:30:19):
Cars use me, corporations use me. The Bill of Rights
was pasted here. No fooling, I mean business.

Speaker 1 (01:30:32):
Just dolphin.

Speaker 2 (01:30:36):
I'll say Wall Street, Wall Street is the answer.

Speaker 1 (01:30:40):
Greg. Unfortunately that's a repeater. This is why I got
it so recently. Remember that lacking. All right? Next one,
what do you would you like?

Speaker 9 (01:30:49):
Who?

Speaker 8 (01:30:50):
Or what?

Speaker 1 (01:30:51):
I tell?

Speaker 16 (01:30:52):
Greg?

Speaker 1 (01:30:52):
Cheers? How about what?

Speaker 4 (01:30:55):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:30:57):
All right? Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:30:59):
I a body part. The ancient Egyptians thought I produced mucus.
I am two percent of your body, mister Dolphin, I'm
gonna go with brain. The answer is brain, because how
did they how did they get the brains out of
the Uh.

Speaker 7 (01:31:20):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:31:21):
They cranked that little scoop boon up there and yeah,
and they pulled it out.

Speaker 2 (01:31:26):
Yeah all right? Should I open it up to all
the animals? Yeah, alright, all the animals, dog, cat, dolphin
and lion. All right, Sammy? Who what or where?

Speaker 1 (01:31:39):
Who?

Speaker 12 (01:31:40):
Who?

Speaker 1 (01:31:42):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:31:44):
I'm a famous Russian leader. I am female, mister Dolphin.
Catherine the Great, Catherine the Great. I don't see best
is good at this?

Speaker 1 (01:31:57):
Yeah? I'm really smart. Mm hmm. I mean I got
MENSA membership all right, h wow, it's cool. Man could start,
I got one too? Cool? Or where? Uh? Where? Where?
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:32:14):
I'm a place in Beijing mm hmm. I was originally
built in sixteen fifty one. Oh, Craig Gory.

Speaker 1 (01:32:24):
Square. Some guy got rolled over by a tank in me.
Oh yeah right, let's see sea bass? Who water? Where?

Speaker 13 (01:32:34):
What?

Speaker 12 (01:32:34):
What?

Speaker 1 (01:32:36):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:32:37):
I'm a fictional creature. I am always hungry but never full.
I may be somebody you once knew. In fact, I
may even be you, mister Dolphin.

Speaker 6 (01:32:49):
Zombie.

Speaker 1 (01:32:52):
Yes, it's a zombie.

Speaker 12 (01:32:53):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (01:32:53):
Wow, look at that sea bass is the winner of
this the all animal around.

Speaker 5 (01:32:59):
Dolphins are very smart animals. Dolphins are even if they
did beat me, because it was they're also rapers. So
luckily it was a female that beat me up.

Speaker 1 (01:33:08):
But right, thank god. Right.

Speaker 2 (01:33:10):
Otherwise, we're gonna take a quick break. We got some
more Winnie Show coming up for you next. Hang on,
I think before you're talking about that sensation, I don't
think the diaper makes it so that you want to pee.
I think it. I think there may be some kind
of effect where you know you've gone and I can
feel the warmth kind.

Speaker 1 (01:33:29):
Of like headed down toward my pestle. All right, welcome back.
So here you go, Greg.

Speaker 2 (01:33:41):
What a new TikTok trend and hack. It's a cure
for acne and it's called sunburn. So kids are intentionally
getting really bad sunburn on their face to make the
acne go away. Okay, so I mean no acne, but
now you got skin cancer. That's very awesome.

Speaker 1 (01:33:59):
Greater you have skin. Yeah, you still have thirty years
ahead of yes, yeah, meantime, you're good.

Speaker 2 (01:34:04):
According to the doctors, who obviously don't recommend this, but
They say that some sun exposure might help ACTE because
the UV rays they have an anti inflammatory effect, but
too much does dry your skin out, which then kicks
your oil producing glands and overdrive exactly and ultimately makes
the acne worse. This kind of reminds me of hair
of the dog. They say, Yeah, if you're trying to
get rid of a hangover, you have a drink, and

(01:34:25):
you're not getting rid of the hangover. You're just kicking
it down the road and you'll probably have an even
more intense hangover later.

Speaker 1 (01:34:30):
That's because I was always afraid of face lotion because
I thought it's going to be greasy and give me zits.
And then I didn't use it. My face was so dry. Yeah,
and I would get all oily.

Speaker 2 (01:34:39):
See, wasn't somebody arguing the other day that it's a
it's not the sun it's giving people cancer, it's the
sun's screen.

Speaker 5 (01:34:44):
Yeah that's oh wow, that's a conspiracy theory. But unfortunately
it's it's such a popular conspiracy theory.

Speaker 2 (01:34:50):
I'd never heard it before. Somebody texted it over.

Speaker 5 (01:34:52):
I have heard that before, and it's it's now that
it's gotten to the point it's sort of a QAnon
of skincare, Like doctors are having to say no, no, no,
please do just because people are living longer means they're
getting skin cancer because you have more of an opportunity
later in life.

Speaker 1 (01:35:06):
Okay, the correlation is not causation. People. What was the
argument that the that it was giving you skincare?

Speaker 5 (01:35:14):
They claimed that there's yeah, it's the same thing with
like the vaccines and mercury. It's like, well, no, it's
not mercury that's in the vaccines. It's a it's a
salt of mercury, which is completely and totally differently acting
in your body. So they say that certain chemicals in
the sunscreen whatever they are, illuminum or whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:35:30):
Used in salts. I don't trust what you're saying. Don't
worry sunscreen.

Speaker 4 (01:35:36):
No, I love sunscreen. There's a brand I love is
called Supergoop. Unseen Sunscreen, No, dude, is super great.

Speaker 1 (01:35:43):
I would hate.

Speaker 4 (01:35:44):
Wearing sunscreen because it feels so gross on your body.
But the Unseen sunscreen by Supergoop like.

Speaker 1 (01:35:51):
A million bucks, the best stickiness. Do you have the
spray kind uh? No, but you put it on and
it feels like silk.

Speaker 2 (01:36:01):
Supergoop, Super goop. All right, the best I've ever had.

Speaker 7 (01:36:04):
You just get it online.

Speaker 1 (01:36:05):
Yeah, and they do have a body missed version.

Speaker 8 (01:36:07):
Greg.

Speaker 2 (01:36:08):
Oh good, there you go, eight seven seven forty four. Woodie,
if you're calling in, you can.

Speaker 1 (01:36:12):
Send us a text over to two to nine eight seven.
We'll be right back, will be right back.

Speaker 2 (01:36:20):
Now was the time on this throwback Thursday that we
bring in He is the pride of Pacoima. He is,
he's senior vice president and managing partner of Club Turn
Up El presidente himself.

Speaker 1 (01:36:29):
It is DJ Tim mar teenage. Yeah, two weeks in
a row. I'm looking at that two weeks, two weeks,
two weeks.

Speaker 2 (01:36:41):
And he promised that even though he's going out of
town next week, that he will still make his appearance.

Speaker 1 (01:36:47):
That is, yeah, before he before he asked to leave.

Speaker 8 (01:36:50):
Yeah, before I checked my I checked my calendar. Uh
huh an outlook told me you are not going to
be in town.

Speaker 1 (01:36:57):
Yeah, so check it out. Forget the Woody show.

Speaker 2 (01:37:00):
So he will still be on with this next week
to go up in the Clark. Now, this is where
you guys are gonna get really jealous. I said, where
do you have to go to? He's going to Chicago.
Tell everybody what you're doing there.

Speaker 8 (01:37:13):
I am we're producing an event with Fits in the
Tantrum for the d n C. Yeah, I mean if
anything doesn't or that event. Yeah, I mean you're just
a hired gun. It's not like you're part of a

(01:37:34):
political party or no.

Speaker 1 (01:37:35):
No, no, that is accurate. I am a hired gun.

Speaker 2 (01:37:38):
He's an events producer, and so he's just kind of
told like, hey, man, you're gonna go here, and you
know you're gonna you're gonna do your thing here.

Speaker 1 (01:37:45):
Here are your marching orders. I'm so I'm just gonna march.
But you're not kiddingdy, I'm hell jelous.

Speaker 2 (01:37:50):
Now. Tim almost didn't make it on time today because
now that school is back.

Speaker 1 (01:37:54):
In this week, it's so bad. I mean l A
s D Like, oh yeah, why normally here like way earlier.

Speaker 2 (01:38:05):
And then today he called and he was like stuck
behind a behind a bunch of a holes, you know,
yeah for sure.

Speaker 1 (01:38:10):
I mean yeah, you guys.

Speaker 8 (01:38:11):
It takes me literally like max max max twenty minutes
from my door yeah to this studio.

Speaker 1 (01:38:18):
Yeah, fifty minutes.

Speaker 2 (01:38:21):
Wowah, was there an accident or no, it's kids trying
to get to school, mar Are.

Speaker 1 (01:38:27):
I don't know teachers are back.

Speaker 2 (01:38:28):
Like this slate huh huh, all right, that's kind of weird.

Speaker 1 (01:38:32):
Must be nice.

Speaker 2 (01:38:33):
By the way, back in the day, DJ Tim Martinez
he was an actual club DJ, and so we put
him in charge of selecting our up in the club
song our jam every week. And uh, I saw Vaughn
said today whatever the song we were talking about? He said,
that's a bop.

Speaker 1 (01:38:46):
Oh, yeah, a bob. I haven't heard saying that's what
they'd be saying. It's a bop. It's a bop. I
feel like that's like is that like, uh like I
brought back from like the fifties. Yeah. Really it was
the big.

Speaker 2 (01:39:00):
Bopper, Yeah, the big bopper at the hop ye.

Speaker 1 (01:39:05):
Cop. Yeah, yeah, socks. I had a lot of bops
at the sock Cop.

Speaker 2 (01:39:09):
Well, it's a it's the scene. The theme this week,
Tim is soundtrack song. I heard so movie soundtracks, and
I asked him just to come up with the song.
I gave him a couple of suggestions. But then, uh,
it was funny, Tim and I mind melded and we
I said, I got a suggestion, and then we both
had the same exact thought.

Speaker 1 (01:39:28):
What I mean, dude, you get me so first of
mine then the body. Yeah, yeah, that's exactly how it was. Actually,
I said, Woody, you complete me. Oh yeah, that's what
I said, You complete me? Please? All right?

Speaker 2 (01:39:39):
So for our soundtrack up in the CLERB song today,
what are We Going with Tim?

Speaker 8 (01:39:43):
We're in nineteen ninety three. If you don't know this track,
I have no idea where you've been living.

Speaker 1 (01:39:49):
And you can't help those.

Speaker 8 (01:39:50):
The same track was what is Love by Hataway A
Night at the Rocks Show.

Speaker 2 (01:40:01):
Yeah, yeah, you gotta do the you gotta do the
head bob, you know. Hell yeah, we're all doing it
up in the clurb Hadaway, What is Love?

Speaker 7 (01:40:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:40:18):
I love it up at the clurb everybody you know, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:40:23):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (01:40:25):
Yeah? So here's a fun fact.

Speaker 2 (01:40:27):
The only way I can ever get my nect to
crack is by doing that like kind of jerky like
I'm kind of like I almost like I'm trying to
get water water.

Speaker 1 (01:40:36):
That's the only way.

Speaker 2 (01:40:37):
If I try to do anything else my next crack,
I can't do it.

Speaker 1 (01:40:41):
I can't do it.

Speaker 2 (01:40:41):
But yeah if I if I do that, so just play.
So it was like Chris Catan, who is the other
the other dude. Now Will Ferrell, Yeah it was Will Ferrell?

Speaker 1 (01:40:51):
Yeah, suit?

Speaker 2 (01:40:53):
Okay, why I didn't commit that to the memory? I
have no idea now, Sammy, do you know it?

Speaker 12 (01:40:57):
I do?

Speaker 1 (01:40:58):
Yeah, that never happens.

Speaker 6 (01:41:03):
At the Roxbury.

Speaker 2 (01:41:04):
Okay, of course that's okay. Our soundtrack edition of the
Throwback Thursday had to wait? What is love up in
the clerk? Get before your trip? Yes, you gotta you
gotta find us before your trip. Okay, don't forget us.

Speaker 4 (01:41:22):
Doctors, lawyers, there's crackheads, there's clown.

Speaker 2 (01:41:28):
I welcome back everybody. Hi, it's a pre Friday at
Thursday Morning. We are the Woody Show. Today is August fifteenth.
It's National Lemon Meringue Pie Day, Greg.

Speaker 1 (01:41:39):
And gross because you don't like the meringue. It's not
the lemon parts the lemon meringue.

Speaker 2 (01:41:45):
I'm with you, so gross, there's something bitter about it
or yeah it's too airy, and yeah, how about you
just make a lemon pie and you just pile like
cool Whip exact or ready whip or something on the
on the top.

Speaker 1 (01:42:00):
But why has it got to be marine? And they
always scorch it?

Speaker 12 (01:42:03):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:42:03):
Thank you tell you is check the chip in your
pet day? Oh okay, Yeah, Like it'd be cool if
you can scan those with a phone or you know,
something like that your pets. Yeah, I mean like if
you download an app that would use the reader, I
could do it for like an Apple Pey or something,
just be able to do it that way.

Speaker 6 (01:42:24):
I think the information on my dog's chip is old
dogs updated.

Speaker 2 (01:42:28):
That's what today is a holiday for.

Speaker 6 (01:42:30):
Yeah, thanks for reminding me.

Speaker 2 (01:42:31):
Today's National Relaxation Day. It's also National No SpongeBob Day.

Speaker 1 (01:42:36):
No sponge Yeah? Is this something from an episode? I'm
guessing Yeah, I don't know. And Entertainment New is this?

Speaker 2 (01:42:44):
In a court deposition, Kevin Hart had to detail the
drug fueled night that he cheated on his pregnant wife
in Vegas. So he said that he had dropped some
Mollie No, but that a friend who he wouldn't identify
pressured him into it. And as far as the chick
that he cheated with, Kevin says that he brought her

(01:43:05):
in this other chick to his hotel room and eventually
the one chick left and then he and the other
chick quote fell asleep, but he says I did not
have sex with her that night. Then he said, I
had sex with her the following morning she woke me up.
You would think like you'd have a clearer like mind

(01:43:26):
the next morning. Yeah, right, and you got your pregnant
wife or whoever she was at the time girlfriend at home.
But there was an actual I guess camera hidden in
the room, which probably the first chick put there, which
then the second chick used to try to extort him. Yeah,
and then there was like a big fall out with
his buddy or something.

Speaker 4 (01:43:45):
And yeah, yeah, there was like and he made it
like a halfway movie out about it. Yeah, and he
made a ton of money.

Speaker 5 (01:43:53):
He who thing like normally you cheat on a him,
He did it. Tom Brady did it, by the way,
years ago, cheated on a pregnant Just that there's certain
guys that he can just get away. Marshall Lyndz has
like five U eyes that he skated on. Some people
are just likable, hey, I mean.

Speaker 2 (01:44:10):
I mean how many people as Chris Brown beaten women
guys every like? You know, people still are like, oh
I love them. You made some women You've never made
a mistake. Well, this guy's constantly I know, we've just.

Speaker 6 (01:44:21):
Gotten told for that again a couple of weeks ago.

Speaker 2 (01:44:24):
Yeah, this is sad. I know Bort knows more about this.
Rachel Lillis. It was the voice of both Misty and
Jesse on Pokemon lost her battle with breast cancer. Oh wow,
super sad story. She was forty six years old.

Speaker 12 (01:44:39):
Yeah, she really didn't. Uh, she hasn't really appeared in
the public eye. She hasn't done much voiceover in the
last few years. She just kind of faded off at
the distance to kind of battle this and sadly she
passed away. But Misty and Jesse are the two most
iconic voices in all of the Pokemon franchise. So if
you name those characters, anyone who's watched the shows, play
the games, they know that voice.

Speaker 1 (01:44:59):
And it's a very sad story. Yeah, that sucks man
forty six years old. That blows so yo.

Speaker 2 (01:45:04):
Yeah. A little follow up from D twenty three Frozen
three Sea Bass on Eric Sided. It's gonna be in
theaters on November. In November of twenty twenty seven. Already
building a stomach. Yeah, there's a trailer route for Chestnut
Versus Kobayashi Unfinished Beefy, which will be live on Netflix
September second from the hyper X Arena at the Luxe
or in Vegas at the.

Speaker 5 (01:45:25):
Rex source the hyper X Arena, Oh yeah, that's where
you us. They're taking over to Carra Tops Arena.

Speaker 1 (01:45:30):
I guess. So wow, there's only one arena that are
aware of the.

Speaker 2 (01:45:33):
Trailer for season four of Only Murders in the Building
is also out if you want to see that. Yes,
the Golden Bachelorette cast has been announced. They're all between
fifty seven and sixty nine years old. There's a firefighter,
a salon owner, a caterer, an er doctor, and just
a ton of retirees hot. The Golden Bachelorette will premiere
on Wednesday, September the eighteenth on ABC, which means we're

(01:45:55):
going to have more of Sea Bass talking the old
webcam ladies.

Speaker 5 (01:45:58):
Hell yeah, I correct. The Hyperex Arena is separate from
the character that's where they do all the like the
e gaming stuff, right yeah, Okay.

Speaker 2 (01:46:08):
Sports doctor Dre said he is quote dead ass serious
who asked about competing in the twenty twenty eight Olympics
and he wants to compete in archery.

Speaker 1 (01:46:17):
Okay, yeah, you got to pick that or the air pistol.

Speaker 2 (01:46:20):
Well, he was on a team back in junior high school,
which sounds very gangster. Okay, but I guess he does
a lot of this at his house. A friend of ours,
big Boy, who does a Big Boy's neighborhood. He's friends
with Dre, And I remember watching something on his Instagram
not that long ago where they were over at Dre's
house for some kind of party or something and they
were all doing like bow and arrow stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:46:38):
Oh see.

Speaker 2 (01:46:39):
Yeah, so he's got like a whole archery set up
like at his house. So it's probably does he hold
the That just goes to show that he's dead ass serious,
you know. Yeah, he's gonna be like the the shooter guy.
He just had his hand in the spot. He'll be
all cash bow, will be sideways. Yeah, yeah, awesome U.
A former employee says that mister Beast knowingly hired a

(01:46:59):
red sex offenderes that he knew the person's history and
that they had done some not so great stuff to
some underage people, but mister Beast hired them anyway and
just made them put a mask on while they were
on camera. Now, the perven question, I guess no longer
works there, but when he did, he went by the
name Delaware if that means anything too.

Speaker 5 (01:47:21):
People were coming to mister Beast hard and fast these days,
and I think part of that is just hater's gonna hate.
You get big enough and people are going to take,
you know, take shots out.

Speaker 1 (01:47:28):
It's just not his time right now.

Speaker 2 (01:47:30):
Hey, some more bad news you guys. Boozy Badass was
supposed to headline a car show in Nebraska with a
bunch of muscle cars and drag races, but it was
canceled after a shooting left two guys dead. Details super unclear.
But another cool hip hop news, yg and Sweety got
into a huge fight at their home that a neighbor

(01:47:51):
called the cops. It didn't get physical, but the police left,
I guess after everybody had calmed down. So that's your
hip hop update. That bitch is regular now if you
want to rock, Avenged Sevenfold and Pantera both announced one
off club shows with low ticket prices. That sounds pretty cool,
And Blake Lively's feud with her it never ends with
US co star and director Justin Baldoni what lives on

(01:48:15):
social media after this video of them on set got leaked,
So Blake looks super annoyed at Justin and Wile. I
don't know either one of them. I believe that she
is the problem. Ask me why, wow, wow? Because she
has made this list of actors who are a pain
in the ass to work with. Oh really yeah? According
to workers on film sets, here's what they had to

(01:48:37):
say about Blake Lively quote most entitled, snobbyist and rudest
person to deal with. Would throw tantrums all the time.
Other people on a set list set list. Other people
on this list from being pains the ass on the set,
Scarlett Johansson. They say it's very high maintenance, demanding things
left and right, Ben Stiller and John Cusack, very entitled,

(01:48:59):
exactly what you expect from them.

Speaker 1 (01:49:01):
I wouldn't expect that, not Cusack. That's my dog.

Speaker 2 (01:49:05):
Well that's when people who work on the sets say,
Russell Crowe, that's what this anonymous list is. Yeah, Russell
Crowe super arrogant and self important.

Speaker 1 (01:49:12):
I've never heard a good word about him. James Cordon
on the list, how anonymous list.

Speaker 2 (01:49:18):
He won't talk to anyone except the most senior crew,
and he thinks he's above everybody. Your buddy doctor Phil
also made the list. He has a no eye contact rule.
One of the nastiest, most self absorbed people.

Speaker 5 (01:49:29):
Someone who has someone who has sat down and had
eye contact with doctor Phil that rule did not.

Speaker 2 (01:49:34):
Apply maybe for the people who worked there. I mean
you were you were a guest.

Speaker 1 (01:49:37):
On people talking to him? Is that real? You hear
about that all the time. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:49:43):
And then he got Michael Sarah, who's on the list
huge fing a hole and somebody says, Chris Pine's a
massive douchebagh.

Speaker 4 (01:49:50):
Yeah, no, I think Michael Sarah is just honest. I
had a conversation he I like ran into him in
a hallway. Yeah, he was just a little bit awkward.

Speaker 1 (01:50:02):
Yeah, and what was the It ends with us. Oh,
this ends with us.

Speaker 4 (01:50:07):
So it's a Blake Lively thing, right, Yeah, so this
ends with us. It was a huge movie over the weekend,
and there's apparently that's what it was. It's like an
adult movie, like not like but like it's a movie
for adults. Yeah, it's about domestic violence. Apparently it was
a huge book. I didn't read it, but what yeah, kidding,

(01:50:27):
But apparently there's drama between the director, who's also a
star in the movie, and Blake Lively and the rest
of the class.

Speaker 1 (01:50:34):
They don't follow each other.

Speaker 2 (01:50:35):
That's what we're talking about, beef. And there's a video
online in the whole conversation.

Speaker 1 (01:50:39):
All that kind of stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:50:40):
And but the crazy thing is like this movie was
so big that when I looked at the theater times,
they were showing it like every half hour. So then
Spike sey Nascha went to go see it and she
said there was like ten year olds and twelve year
old girls.

Speaker 2 (01:50:58):
Yeah, young girls are going to see this movie with
their Yeah, with their parents. And again it's about awkward
domestic violence.

Speaker 1 (01:51:05):
That's so weird.

Speaker 5 (01:51:06):
I've seen parents bring kids into the Joker movie, the
original Walking Phoenix one.

Speaker 1 (01:51:10):
Yeah, parents are just lazy. There are bad parents out there.

Speaker 12 (01:51:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:51:15):
I don't know why you bring your h your young
daughter to that movie. I don't know a ton about it,
but I know enough where it's like, yeah, and probably
I got a twelve year old daughter, I'm not bringing
her there.

Speaker 1 (01:51:23):
But not in mine. To all this who's who is
difficult to deal with? We have to give them all
a pass because guys, they're only making tens of millions
to be an actor. Well, they're very stressed. We're very
we were.

Speaker 2 (01:51:35):
We just heard about Kit Harrington Game of Thrones was
talking about they were just they were so tired that
you know, they were whatever.

Speaker 1 (01:51:42):
I give them all a pass because they have to
act for a living. Yeah, that's right. Well, time for
your birthdays and your porno day show. It's it's shim.
We won't sit be it's and you know we don't do.

Speaker 2 (01:52:00):
And let's start with the celebrities. Happy birthday to Ben Affleck.
Is he spending his birthday alone today?

Speaker 1 (01:52:05):
Probably? He's fifty two years old.

Speaker 2 (01:52:07):
You got Jennifer Lawrence from The Hunger Games and then
mos Stuff who's thirty four. Anthony Anderson is fifty four
years old. He got Deborah Messing from Will and Grace
who was fifty six, Joe Jonas from The Jonas Brothers
thirty five.

Speaker 1 (01:52:23):
And Tom Calicio, the bald judge on Top Chef. Do
you watch that? Greg? I think I used to sit too.

Speaker 2 (01:52:32):
Today's part of birthday is Lily Raider and today her birthday,
This birthday Girl. She is mastered the art of leg
spreading in two hundred and ninety four fine films, including
Lust in translation. She was in Home Wrecking Babysitters four
She was also in Be a Slut, Do whatever you want.
I agree with you one now, if you like, if

(01:52:53):
you like Full Bush. She was in something called Harry
af also Dear Diary, I want to be bank Hard
and who can forget her unforgettable rollgreg in Butthole Buffet
Volume two Menace.

Speaker 5 (01:53:07):
I'm on the Lea Raider's Amazon wish list. Yeah, and
she could hang out with you. She has a Domino's
gift card on our list. Also an Ultra Beauty gift card.

Speaker 1 (01:53:15):
Oh I am an Ulta guy. Oh yeah, I like
that Domino's gift Alta go great. You could buy that
for her Alta over Sephora.

Speaker 2 (01:53:25):
Let's go at your parta birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And
that is a Thursday morning. Look at what is happening
in the world of entertainment Ultimate. We're gonna take a
quick break more what to show his next hang on.

Speaker 13 (01:53:36):
Bob Mountain can be difficult, but look at our two friends,
the bear Cuts have a little tussle in the long grass.

Speaker 1 (01:53:43):
Maybe that's our cue to take a break the show.
Buila wouldn't approve the show, and that's gonna do it done?
To wrap up? Okay, pre Friday Thursday in the books.
You know what that means? What well?

Speaker 2 (01:53:59):
I mean, you know, I don't want to just jump
to the headline right away. I'm gonna tell you first
one you can find on the Thursday podcast. Just go
to the Woodieshow dot com. We went down that list,
very fun, the best movie songs of all time and
thank you for all your suggestions and all that stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:54:14):
That was a lot of fun.

Speaker 2 (01:54:16):
Also brand new redneck news on the show today, all
your news headlines, porno birthday, entertainment news, all that stuff
and more on the full show podcast.

Speaker 1 (01:54:25):
Make sure you subscribe to our podcast. Do that.

Speaker 2 (01:54:27):
Never miss an episode of the Woodie Show. Just go
to the woodieshow dot com for that. Now, the headline
that I was alluding to Greg is that tomorrow is
Friday and then another week, and we're gonna get through
the morning as quickly as you can with the Friday
fail stories. Also our dumb Ass contest it'll be the
d u i Q. And because tomorrow is Tell a

(01:54:49):
Joke Day, Yeah, I thought it might be a good
opportunity for a round of Friday Dad jokes.

Speaker 1 (01:54:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:54:57):
That and some news headlines plus whatever you got for
us on the after hours voicemail between now and tomorrow
morning when we hit the air, leave it eight seven
seven forty four, Woody, that's eight seven seven forty four, whatdy?
Or find it's on social media the social media platform
of your choice at the Woodie Show. But yeah, that's
the plan for tomorrow Friday, as we get through the
morning and into the weekend as quickly as possible.

Speaker 1 (01:55:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:55:19):
Uh, Menace Sea Bass, Sammy, anything you like to add, No,
Greg Gory parting words of wisdom police.

Speaker 1 (01:55:25):
Yeah. I always remember that it's cheaper to rent than
own anything that flies, floats or f's. That's what the
experts says. That's what the experts.

Speaker 2 (01:55:36):
I feel like there was another one flies floats, fs
or oh drives.

Speaker 1 (01:55:44):
Yeah, oh or drives.

Speaker 6 (01:55:46):
Yeah, but that doesn't serve with an S it doesn't.

Speaker 1 (01:55:48):
Yeah, that's that's fun. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:55:50):
I remember hearing that on Entourage. Actually, oh really, it's
like Vinny, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (01:55:54):
Ari? He's like, what are you doing?

Speaker 2 (01:55:56):
He goes if it drives, flies, floats or f's, you
lease it, because he was like falling in love with
some chicken.

Speaker 1 (01:56:05):
It's like, what are you doing?

Speaker 9 (01:56:06):
Man?

Speaker 1 (01:56:06):
There's got to be an F word for driving, right, Yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:56:09):
Well, I thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you
so much for giving the show some of your valuable
time this morning. You know we love to appreciate you
for that. The rest of you guys can suck it
and we'll catch you back here on Friday. Have a
great day. SMD double M.

Speaker 1 (01:56:22):
I quit this bitch.