The Woody Show August 1st 2024 Podcast

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is the dune to the graphic nature of this program?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listen to this question.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Is it lies.

Speaker 4 (00:17):
The Woody Show?

Speaker 5 (00:24):
Is the Woody Show Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 6 (00:44):
Hey, good morning, everybody morning. Today is Thursday. It is
a pre Friday. It's the first of August twenty twenty four,
a new month, new month, already, a new month. I
saw that Sammy finally clean up her desk. There was
stuff all over there, like piles of papers falling over. Yeah,

(01:06):
and now she's got the calendar up on the wall.
But she's got to tear that that page off. Oh
that's always exciting. Yeah, I noticed this morning it's still
said July. So now you got everything kind of clean
up and organize. It's time.

Speaker 7 (01:18):
It looks so much better.

Speaker 6 (01:19):
But now I got to what's the like, what does
it have to get to a certain point before you do?
Because you let it get pretty discussed.

Speaker 8 (01:26):
The show, and it takes me one whole minute to
clean the whole thing, doesn't even I.

Speaker 7 (01:32):
Just I keep show schedules.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Yeah, I like to keep them. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:36):
I hoard them for like six months until they pile up, and.

Speaker 6 (01:39):
Then I just keeps track of everything that we do
every minute of the show. He like almost like help
people take minutes at a meeting, just in case we
ever have to go back and try to, you know,
find hey did when was that? Whatever it is. We
get a lot of those questions, sales, you know, different
things at the radio station.

Speaker 4 (01:54):
We get asked.

Speaker 6 (01:54):
Those questions comes in handy from time to time. Yeah,
there's no reason to keep those though.

Speaker 9 (01:59):
It is all stuff on your desk, yours, because that's
kind of a catch all space, Like people will just
dump stuff. The people delivery say you're a slob, right, Well,
no one used it for the longest time, that's true. Yeah,
what about your home? Is that queen?

Speaker 7 (02:11):
Very clean?

Speaker 4 (02:12):
Oh? Good? Good to know.

Speaker 6 (02:14):
Eight seven seven forty four. What is the phone number
if you want to call in today? Hit us up
with the text over to two to nine eighty seven.
Allow me to introduce everybody. My name is whatdy? That
is Greg Gory, Hi, Menace, good morning to you.

Speaker 4 (02:24):
Good morning.

Speaker 6 (02:25):
Sea Bass is here, right there is Sammy. We've got Bored,
We've got Caroline. They're in the Woody Show production department.
Morgan is here, she's our associate producer Vaughn. Of course,
our video producer. I'm sorry I forgot to introduce you
as the raining employee of the month. Sea Bass rights.

Speaker 4 (02:43):
Find that award. So it's Ashley Sammy vacated.

Speaker 7 (02:48):
Okay, here's a fun fact except a pity award.

Speaker 6 (02:51):
Here's a fun fact that I didn't know until yesterday.
So you had brought up when I announced that you
were going to be the winner of the Employee of
the Month, and then you said, much like Marlon Brando,
right and famously declined yes.

Speaker 4 (03:04):
And had that lady go up there.

Speaker 6 (03:05):
What was her name, something little feather or something here
Marlon Brando, Yeah, it was.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
His protest was that there was Native Americans are being abused,
therefore I can't accept an acting award.

Speaker 6 (03:16):
It makes sense, right, And so yeah, sent up this
very sad somber uh native American woman, little feather whatever.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
Little feather, You're right, little feather before littles were little.

Speaker 6 (03:31):
And she made this very I have been sent here
by Marlon Brando and you could.

Speaker 4 (03:36):
Put himself on the back.

Speaker 6 (03:37):
Turns out she wasn't even Native American.

Speaker 4 (03:40):
What, yeah it was. It was revealed some time later
that she identified.

Speaker 6 (03:44):
Yeah, I learned that yesterday time. Yeah, because what was
the name of that the chick that we laughed about
so hard Sea Basket World laughed about so hard. That's right,
she's she turned herself black. Remember she started I identifying
as black.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
Well, I get it was a very big thing and
very cool to have some part Native American, and it
probably still is to this day. But like I remember,
especially in the South and the like, it meant that
you were somehow more connected to the you know, the earth.

Speaker 6 (04:12):
Or whatever because people are trying to get like casino
money kind of stuff, or like there was a financial benefits.

Speaker 4 (04:17):
The badge of honor. Yeah, I mean look at chaer
sang a song half Blood or whatever it was, or
how I what about Tim McGraw's Indian Outlaw. Yeah, right,
oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (04:28):
Yeah, remember that song Samuel chalk takh sor right here
we go. She's one of a con.

Speaker 4 (04:36):
Since we have Sharon Studio. Your song was called half breed,
sorry half breed the song. But she had long dark hair,
she got a tan yeah, and it was all about
I guess like she wasn't accepted by either you know,
either race or whatever.

Speaker 6 (04:48):
Maybe it's a woody showed, did you know? Yeah, And
I did not know that yeah, some other did you
know stuff. A study found women, specifically between the ages
of twenty and fifty nine, who don't have sex at
least once a week, they're missing out on all the
heart healthy benefits and therefore therefore are seventy percent more
likely to die in the next five years. There must

(05:12):
be a guy behind this study. The study was published
in the Journal of Psychosexual Health. They also found that depression,
when combined with low sexual frequency, also resulted in a
higher risk of death. Well, someone's got to tell Morgan
she's been on a self imposed drought since March.

Speaker 7 (05:33):
I know, she claims she's never having sex again.

Speaker 4 (05:36):
That's what she saw please?

Speaker 6 (05:38):
Yeah, Well, you know what I had that thought back
since it is a throwback Thursday when that movie. There
was a movie that came out a long time ago
called Kids. Yeah, And the only reason I went to
even watch it because there was a song at the
time that was very popular on alternative rock grading fulk
Implosion natural one and oh it's from the movie Kids.
And every time somebody would mention that, somebody who was

(06:00):
with an earshot would go, oh God, and I was like, WHOA,
I wonder what this is about? So I watched it.
It's about all these like teenagers who end up like
getting aids or whatever.

Speaker 9 (06:08):
Because hating it. But I don't remember the movie.

Speaker 6 (06:10):
And they were all like banging and stuff, and I
thought to myself at the time as a young man,
I thought, man, I don't kill Yeah, I think I'm
just gonna abstain for life.

Speaker 4 (06:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (06:21):
Sure that was more effective than anything else because it
was so gross and watching the movie with a great song.

Speaker 9 (06:26):
Yeah, I remember being gross and unlikable that I don't
recall why.

Speaker 6 (06:30):
One hit Wonder from the from the nineties folk Implosion,
natural one like.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
The oh really, oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah her.

Speaker 6 (06:38):
It's like an independent film. I think it was like
some big studio.

Speaker 4 (06:42):
It was semi independent.

Speaker 10 (06:44):
I mean the other they the people that made that,
also made an independent movie called The Gumomo.

Speaker 4 (06:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (06:50):
I got in trouble for having a copy of from
my friend's parents.

Speaker 4 (06:53):
And what was that about.

Speaker 10 (06:55):
It was like about like rednecks and that, like huff
paint and stuff.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
Yeah. Yeah, it's like super cooty. And one of the
fun fact, one of the Gummo guys was in the movie.
I was they brought him in for a cameo really
for The Wild Western? No way? Yes, well the guy
who's I think he was a fan of all these
sort of movies, which is why a lot of these
people were in the movie. I was it. Does that

(07:20):
mean I'm one of these weird Probably?

Speaker 6 (07:24):
Let's see what a show did you know? The average
person skips three meals a week and eats three snacks
every day, chips and fruit being the most popular choices day. Yeah,
three snacks, that's a lot, a lot.

Speaker 4 (07:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (07:38):
Don't you think somebody snack start between lunch and dinner?
Maybe like three times.

Speaker 6 (07:45):
On warning, breakfast and lunch, right, yeah, snack between each meal,
I guess, get it depends on what you consider a snack.
So like again, chips and fruit, those are the most
popular crackers, necks, followed by our favorites greg cookies and
ice cream us. The average person can only remember fifty
seven percent of everything they ate just the last three days. Yeah,

(08:07):
I can't remember I had yesterday.

Speaker 4 (08:09):
That's why I say, if you're doing any kind of
dieting where you're logging food, you log it before you
eat it, because otherwise forget about it.

Speaker 6 (08:16):
Yeah, I have been logging on the weight watchers app again. Oh,
I'm back trying to do that now.

Speaker 10 (08:24):
Greg is shaming us now that he's all skinny. Oh
more than three times a day?

Speaker 4 (08:30):
Wow?

Speaker 6 (08:31):
Greg, you said you polish off a whole bag of
peanut butter on them, And that's certainly more than three
snacks a jar of uber gray.

Speaker 4 (08:39):
Don't you hate that? Though?

Speaker 10 (08:40):
Once somebody gets skinny, then they started yeah telling you.

Speaker 4 (08:43):
Yeah, yeah, the.

Speaker 6 (08:45):
Next I'm telling you what to do. All of a sudden,
they're better than yeah, yeah, wow, more than three times
a day?

Speaker 4 (08:53):
Yeah, yeah, I have.

Speaker 7 (08:54):
Three snacks at my morning snack time every.

Speaker 4 (08:56):
Day, pig.

Speaker 6 (08:58):
I know this was interesting. Donald Trump actually donated six
thousand dollars to Kamala Harris between twenty eleven and twenty thirteen,
when she was running for California Attorney general, which people
are trying to make a big deal about that, but
it's not really a big deal. Just funny now considering
what's going on.

Speaker 11 (09:16):
Well, he was.

Speaker 4 (09:16):
Also at Hillary Clinton's wedding. They used to be friends.

Speaker 6 (09:19):
Lots of wealthy people give money to anyone they think
can help them. Also, Trump donated mostly to Democrats until
around twenty ten.

Speaker 9 (09:25):
Exactly.

Speaker 4 (09:26):
I'm curious. He doesn't have businesses up in northern California though,
so I can see, Yeah, it's something going on.

Speaker 6 (09:30):
Maybe because maybe he was Yeah, maybe he was just
trying to, you know.

Speaker 4 (09:33):
Just just throw some money around, yeah, throwing people up.

Speaker 6 (09:37):
The AR fifteen is the best selling rifle in America.
About one and twenty adult to roughly sixteen million people
in the US own in AR fifteen.

Speaker 4 (09:47):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (09:48):
Is that that seems very high, doesn't it? It does
one in twenty people.

Speaker 4 (09:53):
That's a lot.

Speaker 7 (09:53):
We know someone that owns what I do?

Speaker 11 (09:57):
You do?

Speaker 6 (09:57):
I know two people now that I'm thinking about it. Yep,
I know at least two people. My buddy Matt and
my buddy Dan. My buddy Dan is like a new
gun enthusiast. This guy has a whole armory.

Speaker 4 (10:08):
Now.

Speaker 6 (10:10):
He's always sends me now like he used to be
just pictures of his dog. Yeah, I mean, and now
all of a sudden, all he's doing is sending me
pictures of guns, and he and his daughter going to
the to the gun range. Yeah. Yeah, he bought like
this little ruger. He just bought this one the other day.

Speaker 3 (10:25):
Greg.

Speaker 6 (10:26):
Oh, you know it looks like kind of like an
old time and like kind of German pistol.

Speaker 4 (10:31):
Yeah, really cool. Another thing is, let's say you love guns,
love love guns, you more than two or three.

Speaker 10 (10:37):
I have multiple family members that probably have over thirty guns.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
What like why I don't know that they like yeah,
I mean we go yeah, but yeah, but why though?

Speaker 10 (10:48):
When I would go to the range with them, we
would just like see which one.

Speaker 4 (10:52):
Was his daughter at the at the at the at.

Speaker 6 (10:55):
The shooting range. He said, is this one he sends
me now like all the time, it's just all yeah,
it's just all guns.

Speaker 4 (11:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (11:02):
Look here he just bought. He bought this one.

Speaker 4 (11:06):
Cool, and he just bought that. Look okay there you go.

Speaker 6 (11:08):
Oh wow, yeah, I mean this so this, well this
and this goes to over like all over like the
last like I would say nine months or so.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
So when when his house gets robbed and these guns
gets stolen. This is how stuff gets out into like
let's say, the streets of New York and Chicago and
LA and stuff.

Speaker 6 (11:23):
I don't know if he's home. He's the kind of
guy I think would end right.

Speaker 4 (11:27):
I understand what you're saying, but I'm saying, this type
of guy is how we have so many guns. How
do these guns get on the street. Aren't they illegal
in Chicago? Yeah, well because they bite people break in
the house and steal them and then out they go.

Speaker 6 (11:38):
I mean, I'm all for him having them. I'm really
surprised because the guy is like hardcore liberal and so
I just wouldn't expect it from him.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
Yeah, that's yeah, it doesn't make sense.

Speaker 6 (11:48):
It's like Greg being an environmentalist. You know, I wouldn't
necessarily expect that talking to Greg about it.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
But also like when.

Speaker 10 (11:56):
You say, like, oh, if somebody broke in their house
and I I would watch out for this guy. Uh yeah,
anybody that has a gun, I would look out for them,
like that's having it if somebody enters your home.

Speaker 6 (12:08):
Sure, but there are there are some people that just
are not equipped. Even though they have the gun, they
freeze up and they wouldn't actually be able to do
it in the moment.

Speaker 4 (12:16):
I'm not going to have that issue. Well I would either.
I told you I went to that gun safety class,
and to be fair, that was a gun safety class,
but two different people managed to manage to cut themselves
firing pistols like the hammer would get their finger.

Speaker 6 (12:30):
Between the fingers or you get pinched like right between
your thumb and your pointer finger on the slide right. Yeah, yeah,
that can happen, although I wouldn't uh, I wouldn't be
that nervous breaking into Seabass's house after watching The Woody
Show Olympics. Yeah, I have at least four or five
shots before.

Speaker 4 (12:47):
Well, see, but that was on a tin can from
a super close discal lum can. A person's body, it
tends to be larger.

Speaker 8 (12:54):
Yeah, they're moving, they're running.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
Yeah, okay, you'll want to go to the range. We
can tell you no, we don't have to go to
the range. We can bring the same thing right in
this room. You guys can run around and move and
we'll see how well well you do. Okay, it's going
to the range.

Speaker 9 (13:09):
Range run around eight.

Speaker 4 (13:12):
Moving target.

Speaker 6 (13:13):
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Speaker 4 (13:20):
Hey, everybody, I hope you're enjoying The Woody Show podcast.
It's menace. Are you gonna be in the city of Glendale,
California or near Glendale August tenth, Well, I'm gonna be
there from one to three pm at Fabletics at Glendale Galleria.
It's the grand opening.

Speaker 12 (13:36):
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Speaker 13 (13:51):
Woody covered in the Woody Show and we're in two
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Speaker 6 (14:03):
Thursday morning of pre Friday. It's August first, twenty twenty four, Woodie.
That's Greg Gory. Hey, good morning, We've got a menace.
What hey, Mass is here?

Speaker 4 (14:13):
Sammy? Good morning to you.

Speaker 6 (14:14):
Good phones are open eight seven seven forty four, Woody
to be a part of the show this morning, topic contest,
whatever they like to be part of eight seven seven
forty four.

Speaker 4 (14:23):
Whatdy?

Speaker 6 (14:23):
You can send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven. Come up this hour, make it a
trip to the Woody Show Crossroads. Yeah, they gotta do
a purge every once in a while. Yeah, I've got
to go through and reconcile the roster of people who
are listening or allowed to listen. Sometimes a breakup is

(14:44):
what's necessary. Sometimes it's just a toxic relationship, and you know,
some people just gotta go. That's and that's fine. But
we'll see why. People will say they've listened for a
long time and they've just drawn the line. What did
all the things that have happened and been talked about
on the show? Where did they decide to draw the line?
Say that's it, that's it. Yeah, So I got the

(15:05):
crossroads coming up for you this hour. Let's see, there
was a store I was reading this morning. More scams
out there, scam news all the time.

Speaker 9 (15:15):
Scammers are getting clever.

Speaker 6 (15:16):
But this woman in Ohio, she fell for one where
the scammers convinced her to send them six thousand dollars
over the phone and to strip down on camera.

Speaker 4 (15:27):
Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (15:28):
Okay, so the call looked to be coming in from
her bank's customer service number. Now that right there. Once
they ask it a strip that's what you should be,
a big red flag.

Speaker 14 (15:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (15:40):
The guy in the phone told her there was a
fraudulent charge on her account and if she didn't move
her money to another account, it could be stolen.

Speaker 4 (15:48):
So she's like coo.

Speaker 6 (15:50):
So she was given the numbers to a debit card,
they told her to add it to her Apple wallet,
which she did.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
Oh god.

Speaker 6 (15:58):
And then they told her that she need to do
a full body scam to verify her identity, which she did.

Speaker 4 (16:06):
Oh my god, full body. Now she's out six thousand dollars.
Oh that's sad.

Speaker 6 (16:13):
Yeah, and six thousand dollars and you're like, oh my god,
did I really just stripped.

Speaker 7 (16:19):
To these people paid someone else to strip?

Speaker 3 (16:23):
Right?

Speaker 4 (16:23):
Yeah, it was fun.

Speaker 10 (16:26):
Yesterday in the office, I called a scammer. Vaughan was
there because I got an email saying, oh, you are
qualified to get debt forgiveness for your student loans, which
I don't have any debt dogs. Yeah, and you can
tell it was like a total scam. So I called

(16:46):
them and they immediately hung up on me, like when
I when I shared to talk to them, because they
could tell that I was messing with them. But look
out for that one because a scam.

Speaker 6 (16:56):
There's another one law enforcements talking about a scam, you know,
asking for political donations because the election theme stuff is
really big right now, so they'll they won't even ask
for money. They'll tell you to click a link and
then take a poll to earn a free gift and
then they say all you need to do is cover
the shipping and then that's when they get your credit
card and so like, well, look, if you want to

(17:19):
donate to a candidate, you can go right to their
official website.

Speaker 9 (17:22):
Yeah, not difficult.

Speaker 10 (17:23):
Yeah, I forgot what it's called, but my grandmother told
me about it. Where all the older people get together
and they learn about all the new scams like this
they should I think it's called like the Silver Report
or something like that. Yeah, and yeah, just so they
are they're aware of like what's happening out there.

Speaker 6 (17:39):
Also, I want to get your opinion on this is
a door dash driver got a job where the customer
ordered four bags of dog and cat food and the
driver refused to take it to the person's door, and
then she went on social media and recorded a video.

Speaker 4 (17:56):
I want to know.

Speaker 9 (17:57):
The question is are you on her side? So this
is the driver, This is the driver picked up the
order and then wouldn't put it at the door.

Speaker 6 (18:04):
Who picked up the order for four bags of dog
and cat food and then she gets to the person's
house and now she's not willing to take it out
of the car. Question is are you on her side?
Yes or no?

Speaker 15 (18:16):
When doing dordash, I never understand stuff like this because
I'm not caring in this for y'all. I'm not taking
it out of the car. I didn't put it in
the car the cash here did. I'm this is one
hundred and something pounds. I'm not I don't care. It's
too hot. I don't give a fuck because this one

(18:37):
two four bags of dog and cat food.

Speaker 4 (18:41):
Huh.

Speaker 15 (18:42):
And they're probably and I know that. You know, you're
not supposed to be looking forward to a tip or
whatever the hell like, Okay, cool, I get it, but
I knowing y'all not even about to tip me, and
I'm probably gonna have to walk upset. No, I'm not
gonna happen, not helping not happen.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
Are you left pounds? I don't know.

Speaker 7 (19:06):
I'm on her side.

Speaker 4 (19:07):
You're on her side of not carrying.

Speaker 7 (19:10):
In one hundred pounds of dog.

Speaker 4 (19:11):
Food, by the way, not all at once.

Speaker 7 (19:13):
Yeah, it's I thought it was one hundred pounds bag.

Speaker 6 (19:16):
Hundred pounds worth of stuff, so it's four bags. Yeah,
I think the heaviest bag you've ever seen any kind
of pet food is like maybe around fifty pounds.

Speaker 7 (19:24):
Yeah, really, because they can get really big.

Speaker 4 (19:26):
Yeah, the biggest one's like fifty pounds. I don't think
I've ever seen a hunt.

Speaker 6 (19:30):
But even still, Okay, so you say you are on
her side?

Speaker 4 (19:34):
Menace? Hell no, like you know what you signed up for.
That's the job, thank you, thank you? What that I was?
You can't pick and choose. You know they're wrong with
their clap talking. Oh oh yeah, the clap and you
know they're wrong with they decide to make a video
about why they're not wrong.

Speaker 6 (19:50):
Yeah, so sea best. That's to no, Greg Gory, Are
you on her side?

Speaker 9 (19:56):
Absolutely not. That's like you get a job as a
house painter and you refuse to pant a house.

Speaker 8 (20:01):
But it's so heavy I wouldn't be able to I mean,
let's say it's a fifty pound bag.

Speaker 7 (20:06):
I wouldn't probably be able to carry that.

Speaker 6 (20:08):
Well, then why would I just sign up to be
a delivery drive?

Speaker 4 (20:11):
Right?

Speaker 7 (20:11):
Because it's typically just like grossy do that?

Speaker 6 (20:14):
But you know there's other stuff that they deliver. If
it was a bunch of gallons of milk, yeah.

Speaker 8 (20:18):
Exactly, but those would be smaller. Just more trips, write
more trips.

Speaker 6 (20:22):
The thing is you're signing up to be a delivery driver.
You know, they deliver other stuff besides just you know,
fast food.

Speaker 9 (20:28):
And if you're legit concerned, she could go to the
door and knock on it.

Speaker 4 (20:30):
And she ended.

Speaker 7 (20:33):
Up doing though, just saying because she's not going to
carry him, she's there.

Speaker 6 (20:36):
Apparently she refused to do to deliver it.

Speaker 4 (20:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (20:39):
Oh, so she didn't even go and say, hey, I'm
really sorry, I can't live.

Speaker 4 (20:42):
She said.

Speaker 7 (20:46):
She's not going to happen that, she's not going to
carry it carry it up.

Speaker 4 (20:49):
I don't know.

Speaker 15 (20:50):
I'm not even about to tit. Me and I probably
had to walk upset, not gone happen.

Speaker 4 (20:56):
I'm probably about to have to walk upstairs.

Speaker 6 (20:58):
So she's not even trying to sell you really go upstairs.

Speaker 4 (21:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (21:02):
No, I'm not on her side.

Speaker 8 (21:03):
But if she's not even saying, hey, come get this yourself,
I'm on the side of you can carry up your
dog food.

Speaker 4 (21:09):
Yeah. I hate that. I like her though I like
her delivery.

Speaker 3 (21:12):
Hious.

Speaker 6 (21:14):
I'll be honest, I'm probably gonna take that little clip
off the end and use it for other things.

Speaker 15 (21:18):
Me and I probably have to walk up stick not
go he.

Speaker 4 (21:25):
Yeah. Wow, it's so good. What if it's an elderly
person who can't go down there and get it, and
now they're yeh can on the sidewalk, and then they're
fat lazy person won't bring it up. How do you
know she's fat? Menace by the breath? Play the clip.

Speaker 6 (21:43):
So question on the text are you on her side?
Just text yes or no? Over to two to nine
eight seven. We're gonna take a quick break. We'll come back.
We're going to make a trip to the crossroads. Next
on The Woody Show. Hanging all right, welcome back everybody. Hi,
we are the Woody Show. Phones are open eight seven

(22:07):
wood text to nine eight seven. Of those emails coming
to the play here in this next segment. Email at
the woodieshow dot com a lot of different ways to
be a part of the show interact with us, but
not all people are happy, believe it or not. When
they know way yeah, when they correspond with the show,
we get some you know text messages that that Greg
responds to this immature replies to text messages, and some

(22:29):
people just cannot be helped and they end up in
this segment, Ladies and gentlemen, time for the crossroads.

Speaker 3 (22:37):
Yeah, I know, so.

Speaker 6 (22:53):
All right, So we got a couple of things happening here.
We got some emails. We also get stuff that was
sent to the station feedback. But if you go to
the station website, it says contact us you can you
can click on that and it goes to yes, the management.
But it also then goes to the people who are
on the air, and so we all get to see

(23:13):
because a lot of times it's a request or something
like that, a question about it, maybe a prize that
you've gotten. And those people I like because they think
that they're narking me out to the management. But then
we see it and then we read it here and
so everybody knows what they're bitch about. These are people
we are sending on their merry way. This is part
of those toxic relationships that you hear about where it's
just best if we both go our each separate direction,

(23:35):
get the turns out of the punch bowl, as we
like to say around here. And uh, let's see this
first one. This one is is a little sad. Guys,
this person's upset station feedback from Isaac subject attention management
reply requests They always ask got to yes, yeah, I

(23:57):
want to hear it back from you for grown a doll.
The people who make up your morning program are very immature.
Are you legally allowed to employ children? I'm not talking
about laughing at farts, which I've heard, or the stupid
games where someone ends up with a toe in their mouth,
which I've heard. I'm talking about the show's weird obsession

(24:19):
with periods and tampons. This seems to be mostly greg
and woody middle aged men who find it so cute
quote unquote it is to shorten the words and constantly
call them peers and tamps.

Speaker 9 (24:33):
See it's and it makes it easier on the.

Speaker 4 (24:37):
Lad Are you kind of disproving your own point? But yeah? Yeah?
Are they fourteen year old girls? Grow up?

Speaker 6 (24:42):
It seriously creeps me out so much that I can't
even listen anymore.

Speaker 4 (24:46):
It's not creepy.

Speaker 6 (24:47):
As a man, it makes me uncomfortable. I agree with
Sea Bass, who says that couples should never fart around
each other, and I certainly would never allow my girlfriend
to talk to me about her period or to ask
me to buy quote tamps for her.

Speaker 4 (25:00):
Wow, good boyfriend. Yeah, go out to the desert for
three days.

Speaker 9 (25:04):
Right, get out of my sight.

Speaker 6 (25:06):
Let me know when your disgusting obsession is over and
you mature past the mentality of a fourteen year old.
Until then, I won't be listening you guys. We lost
Isaac Man. Damn Isaac, I know.

Speaker 4 (25:21):
Who. It is just a public service. Can we recover that?

Speaker 3 (25:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (25:28):
I mean I'm glad he agrees with me.

Speaker 6 (25:30):
Yeah, yeah, Isaac light and Isaac all right, See he's
on his pier.

Speaker 3 (25:37):
You know.

Speaker 6 (25:37):
Next one here, not the only one that we've gotten,
but inevitable that we would get these what you Show emails?
Where this one came into email the woodieshow dot com.
It's from Erica subject the Crossroads. The fact that you
all think that you could just replace Raby with Sammy
and Morgan without any consequences is beyond me. I have

(26:00):
more to say about Raby, but when it comes to
Sammy and Morgan, they suck. They're just young. Try hard
pick me girls who have no clue about life, unlike Raby,
who is full of wisdom and experience. I hate to
break it to you, but The Woody Show wasn't and
never will be about Woody or greg Or Menace. Of

(26:20):
the four original members, Ravey was the star the draw
for the show, and not only will it never be
the same without her, it won't survive. To say I
will never listen again as an understatement. I've shared the
news with everyone I know, and I've asked them all
to never listen to your show or this station ever again.
I hope you're already for your show to be canceled,

(26:40):
because that's the next step we will get justice for Raby,
and I hope you're ready to lose all of your listeners.

Speaker 4 (26:48):
That is from Erica.

Speaker 6 (26:49):
You guys, we've lost Erica and all her friends.

Speaker 4 (26:56):
Tell me.

Speaker 10 (27:01):
No, I mean, say what you want about Born Again
Sammy who cares but don't threaten me?

Speaker 9 (27:06):
Was sleep again?

Speaker 6 (27:09):
Yeah, you don't want to. You don't want to us
with a good time. Uh yeah, Hey, real quick on,
let me take a little tangent on this. I mean,
I've shared everything that I possibly can say that doesn't
include what is really Raby's personal business. I can say
there were no victims here. Uh, there's no justice to
be had. I'll share this. In the meeting where Ravey

(27:31):
was told that her contract would not be getting picked up,
she said, and I quote, I am not surprised.

Speaker 4 (27:37):
That's a quote.

Speaker 6 (27:38):
Even still, you know, I was able to get the
company to offer that other full time position, a job
that she alone decided to pass on. But other than that, man,
the details they're just not my People keep asking me,
when are you going to tell the story or whatever
I've decided, and I've asked a number of people about it.

Speaker 4 (27:53):
It's it's not.

Speaker 6 (27:54):
My place to share those details unless Raby's okay with
sharing them. It's her really her personal bi business, and
I know she's mad. I know she's out there hinting
around with some of the online conspiracy theorists and it
wasn't that there's no conspiracy here. But that's okay with me.
When things settle down, I think they eventually will that

(28:15):
her and I we could still be friends. But if not,
that too, like the job and some of the other
will be her decision. But at the end of the day, man,
my conscience is clear, and it was a mostly great
twenty two year run. I mean, you know, Raby, I've
always looked at her like a sister. I love her
and I wish her well, and that's all I can
really say, because, like I said, I think the rest

(28:36):
of the details at this point are Raby's business to
share and if she wants to do that, she can
and that's it. So to address the few, because there are,
It would be disingenuous if we did a crossroads segment
and there wasn't, like because of course we were getting emails.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
Weird.

Speaker 6 (28:54):
Yeah, it'd be really weird. And I said, you know, dishonest,
whatever whatever word you want to use. All right, moving on,
what show crossroads? This is another one sent to the station.
Feedback email from Nate subject the Woody Show, replied requested, no,
it says. I've been a listener of your station for
many years now. I was listening to the morning show.

(29:15):
It's called the Woody Show, it is, oh yeah, but
it should actually be called the Misogynistic Show.

Speaker 4 (29:20):
Oh damn, damn.

Speaker 6 (29:23):
I could not believe what I was hearing. They were
discussing the Olympic, the Olympic gymnasts, and at first someone
was heaping on a generous amount of praise for these
young women for their incredible routines and hard work.

Speaker 7 (29:34):
That would be me.

Speaker 6 (29:36):
But then one of the hosts, I forget their name,
all I know is he is a homosexual.

Speaker 4 (29:40):
Yeah, i'd be men. Yeah, yeah, what did you do
this time, do nothing. I love the team.

Speaker 6 (29:47):
It says he cracked a joke about their bodies, how
they're so small, they have no breasts and they look
like children.

Speaker 4 (29:53):
That would be great. That was a very inaccurate quote. Classic.

Speaker 6 (29:57):
Well what was the quote?

Speaker 9 (29:58):
Something about, well, we know they can't breastfeed because we
were wondering if they if they would get pregnant.

Speaker 6 (30:04):
And that's when the main host what he chimed in
with a joke and said, how does a gymnast know
that she is pregnant because all of a sudden, she's
got an a cup the milk, I say.

Speaker 9 (30:15):
It sounds like men.

Speaker 6 (30:17):
Instead of correcting him, everyone in the studio laugh, especially Sammy.
They must not have gotten the memo that locker room
talk is simply offensive and not funny whatsoever. This isn't
your locker room The show is nothing more than a
sausage fest and needs more female representation.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
Do better.

Speaker 6 (30:33):
That is from Nate. We've lost Nate way, Nate, Nates Yeah, Nate.

Speaker 4 (30:43):
Left right, like, get it right, Nate, Yeah. How do
you know Nate's pregnant? Yeah? He could be pregnant baby.

Speaker 6 (30:52):
Hey, by the way, uh for a misogynistic show. All
of the producers on this show are female. Go figure,
and they write all the scripts.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
So yeah, yeah, yeah, blame them.

Speaker 9 (31:03):
We just read the hand.

Speaker 6 (31:04):
Yeah, I'm not sure which one of those people wrote
the thing about how do.

Speaker 4 (31:07):
They know they're pregnant? Beyond that kidding? All right, here
we go.

Speaker 6 (31:14):
Oh no, we got another one Woody Show Crossroads. What's
Oh yeah, dude, we've got a We've got a solid
round today, This one from Nicole n I K O
L E. What do you show? Email email at the
Woody Show dot com, subject comments about swingers. Oh great,
I'm a swinger. I'm proud to be one. But one

(31:37):
thing I'm not I'm not ugly. Neither is my partner
or our playpals. You know what is ugly the Woody
Show's biased, stereotypical, closed minded, antiquated idea about who the
people the swinger community really are. They spend almost ten
whole minutes bashing the swinger community for the public to hear.
Just because someone on your show knew of some swingers

(31:59):
who were quote ugly, doesn't mean that's the standard for
an entire community and for your radio station to be
making extreme generalizations.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
Like that it's justificable, right.

Speaker 6 (32:10):
I have reported your comments to a number of the
online forums. Oh no, and I'm considering filing a complaint
with the Federal Communications Commission. Please please encourage the people
with access to microphones to educate themselves before you attack
the looks of an entire community, especially one like swingers,
who are all about love and inclusivity. Totally, by the way,

(32:33):
what I looked up with the members of the Woody
Show look like and with the exception of maybe.

Speaker 4 (32:37):
One of them, thank you.

Speaker 6 (32:39):
They are the ugly ones, and now with the word out,
even if they come around to the idea, it's too late.
We would not accept them into our community. So yeah,
you guys, we've lost the swingers. They're out, and more specifically,
we've lost the cult.

Speaker 10 (32:59):
There so many people throughout my career I've met many
a swinger.

Speaker 4 (33:04):
You're right, not all of them are ugly, but a
lot of dudes of ponytails. Oh yeah, got a great ponytails.

Speaker 6 (33:10):
Yeah yeah, you got the you got the ponytail crowd menace.

Speaker 4 (33:13):
You don't who gets really angry and writes emails when
they're called ugly? Super hot people?

Speaker 16 (33:17):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (33:17):
Oh yeah, they have all that extra time.

Speaker 4 (33:20):
Yeah, it hit home.

Speaker 9 (33:22):
Well, I got this modeling gig to go to, but
I think I write radio station.

Speaker 6 (33:27):
Okay, I'm gonna read one more. No, I have to
include it just because the irony. Alright, Okay, this is
a station feedback email from Tara l Era. Subject customer
service reply requested. Yes, oh yeah, it says I'm running
today so I can hopefully get some insight into this
station and in particular your morning team, The Woody Show.

(33:51):
After years and the customer service industry, one of the
cardinal rules is that the customer is always right. As
a radio station, the listeners are your customers. Isn't that right?
So that's why I'm confused as to why senior management
allows the on air host, in this case The Woody Show,
to read complaints from your listeners, your customers on the air.

(34:13):
It should be one thing if they were using this
as a constructive forum to listen, understand, and maybe apologize
that someone took issue with something on their show. However,
they don't seem to care. All they do is laugh
and mock them for whatever it is they're complaining about
before declaring them quote at the Crossroads. I'm a communications

(34:33):
major ooh, this is what you call serving the public interest?
Is this how you treat customers of your radio station?
Shame on you. I hope that the samail reaches someone
who understands what is at stake here and who can
facilitate a re education and some proper customer service training.
I look forward to your reply that is from TAR

(34:54):
to l you guys, she is a by the way taker. Seriously,
she's a communications major.

Speaker 4 (34:58):
You say, what is that? And what's in state?

Speaker 6 (35:02):
Well, I think what you're saying is that no one's
gonna listen anymore?

Speaker 4 (35:10):
Is wrong.

Speaker 2 (35:12):
There?

Speaker 14 (35:12):
It is?

Speaker 4 (35:12):
What do you show? Crossraws? Everybody?

Speaker 3 (35:15):
Good?

Speaker 4 (35:16):
What is the communications major? All right?

Speaker 6 (35:18):
So you know it's studying communications, right.

Speaker 4 (35:20):
You get communications?

Speaker 6 (35:22):
You can get your degree in communications?

Speaker 4 (35:24):
Right?

Speaker 6 (35:24):
And then she got she majored. Is also not just
a bachelor of science. She she got her major.

Speaker 4 (35:29):
So you might like be you might go work for
a pr farman correct and write garbage for garbage people,
or be me.

Speaker 9 (35:35):
And I got my degree in mass communications and I
still don't really know what it was.

Speaker 4 (35:39):
It's very general, very general, useful. It's like a business degree.

Speaker 6 (35:44):
Bit worse. Yeah, well, this could possibly ruin it for everybody.
Like Sea Mass there's been a custody battle going on
for the last like five years, and a judge has
just ruled that a lesbian mother has to give up

(36:07):
her nine year old son to the sperm donor father.

Speaker 4 (36:10):
What well, I'm sure they didn't do it. You're a
proper bank right, I mean there's no paperwork, right.

Speaker 6 (36:16):
So have you had any situations yet with the how
many twenty twenty three plus twenty three plus kids that
your sperm has provided life to have? I would say
no situations where you know, the mom or whoever is
hinted about maybe having more of a role in these
kids' lives. You've met a few of them, right, but

(36:37):
other than that, Like, no, there's the ones I've met.
Have maybe I have to catch with them every once
in a while. Yeah, yeah, I'll take her to the
American Girls.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
Stores, I know, something like that. I've never been inside
an American Girls store.

Speaker 6 (36:48):
I know what I haven't either. My daughter's twelve, So
I have.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
Not shocked. I've just funded it, that's all.

Speaker 17 (36:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:55):
Right.

Speaker 10 (36:56):
There's like a couple of story one in like New York.
Oh yeah, like cafe.

Speaker 4 (37:02):
Yeah, yeah, this was done not by the book i'm
seeing here. But yeah, as far as me, no, it's
I mean, I would say hi, but the people who've
talked to me are super beyond because it's a very
intentional process. Obviously, it's expensive, it says, you know, it
doesn't just happen.

Speaker 6 (37:16):
So how much is like a.

Speaker 4 (37:18):
Little thing of your just go for? Like is it
like a how much premium unit? Of course?

Speaker 6 (37:23):
What's a what's a standard price?

Speaker 4 (37:25):
That's the number that comes to mind, is like two
hundred something per per shot, because I'm getting I was
paid one hundred. I think's up one hundred and fifty.
Now okay, now I'm looking now, hold on, I'm seeing
well over one thousand. What well back?

Speaker 6 (37:43):
Okay, so yeah, premium, which I'm sure I would be
like high octane, you know, exactly, prime stock fuel. Oh okay, okay,
oh oh oh wow, this is a lot. So this
is these are today's prices, of course, so anonymous donors,
which I'm not obviously, those are twelve hundred dollars, eleven
hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (38:01):
Is there a limit? Can I go every week? Yeah?
They cut you off, and the I mean typically moms
don't even want it after forty, I would think after forty,
probably even younger, probably after thirty. Okay, but I just
say forty would be older than I thought. Yeah, they
don't want the old goo.

Speaker 6 (38:15):
Yeah, no, they don't want to they don't want any
dust in the sample.

Speaker 4 (38:19):
Well, plus there are is there's literally developmental issues that
can occur with older fathers. It's just not good.

Speaker 6 (38:25):
So this story that I brought up, it's a little confusing.
So the birth mother was this chick sex girlfriend. The
sperm donor was never listed on the birth certificate, but
he agreed to let them use his seed if they
agreed that he would always be involved in some way
in the kid's life. So this dude just knew these lesbians.

(38:45):
The birth mother was not the woman who ended up
with the kid, who just got the kid taken away.

Speaker 4 (38:51):
It's sounds like a stable situation.

Speaker 9 (38:53):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 6 (38:54):
So now so now he has custody and the two
lesbos each get to visit with the kid.

Speaker 4 (38:59):
But that's it. Wow, so confusing. And they're cheap less
post too, because for me, it would be twenty two
hundred dollars to get a non anonymous donor. Damn okay, damn.

Speaker 7 (39:09):
Girl and sea best. Why did you choose to be
non anonymous?

Speaker 6 (39:12):
It pays more money and also also has a good project.

Speaker 4 (39:15):
Yeah, mothers to be so because they like they can
get an anonymous donor and you know height way to degree,
et cetera.

Speaker 6 (39:21):
But when you find out it's sea best. Oh I
had to give them that joy.

Speaker 4 (39:27):
Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (39:29):
Imagine having without actually having to bang them bonus.

Speaker 4 (39:36):
And the only person know who I am before these
kids turned eighteen is thanks to all the twenty three
and me stuff that has come out since. Yeah, you
can reverse engineer that information because I didn't give this
information up, It just came out through math. That's how
they're catching criminals too, by reverse engineering the twenty three
and me stuff, ince not specifically those because that's a
that's a good point to bring up menace because a

(39:58):
lot of people, because they caught the Golden State killed
or some other people via DNA, they don't have access
to ancestry, dot com, twenty three to me, et cetera.
But there are open source DNA testing banks that people
volunteer for and that's where law enforcement goes for a
lot of this stuff, and not they don't because people
get worried. Wait the crimes I don't want to put Yeah,

(40:18):
yeahs remembering Greg, But weren't you asked to donate for
some couple or many years ago?

Speaker 5 (40:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (40:25):
Yeah, years ago? But yeah, and what is it the
gay dudes? Do they do the swirl?

Speaker 9 (40:29):
Yeah, which I thought was an actual swirl?

Speaker 4 (40:32):
Like I thought you.

Speaker 9 (40:32):
Combined the samples, you know.

Speaker 6 (40:34):
So the idea would be, let's say Greg and his
partner Mario wanted to have a baby, right, so they
would find, you know, some chick who would be willing
to carry the baby.

Speaker 4 (40:42):
Right, they would each you know.

Speaker 6 (40:44):
Dump goo into you know, like the sand ceremony at
a which is what I had a wedding.

Speaker 4 (40:49):
That's the medical term, by the way, right, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (40:52):
And so the you mix it and then uh inseminate
the mother, right, the one's going to carry the baby
with it, and so that way it was just it
was kind of like your credit card roulette when the
bill comes with your friends, right, you put them on there,
you tell the waiter to choose one, right.

Speaker 9 (41:07):
Although in our case, when the baby was born, we
know immediately.

Speaker 6 (41:10):
Exactly because you know, one's either going to look like
Greg and the other one's going to be right, you know, Mexican. Yeah,
a toasty brown.

Speaker 9 (41:16):
But I learned that the swirl doesn't mean combining them
before it goes into the birth mother. It's one at
a time, gets put in right. I always fun, It's
not as fun.

Speaker 6 (41:28):
Yeah, athletically you kind of pictured like one of those
old school beer helmets, pretty much a can of beer
on each side.

Speaker 4 (41:33):
And though you would.

Speaker 9 (41:34):
Combine them, like you said, make it all fun and
make a little ceremony out of.

Speaker 10 (41:38):
It, that wasn't the situation though. That's when you wanted
your own kid. But that but that was with a
lesbian Yeah. And then that's when we had that mega
shallow agreement that if it was a girl, she would
keep it.

Speaker 4 (41:52):
It was girls, yeah.

Speaker 9 (41:54):
Right, and if it was a boy who we didn't
deem cute.

Speaker 4 (41:57):
She would keep okay, and she agreed to that like agreement.

Speaker 9 (42:03):
Yeah it's a girl, You're you're keeping it all right?

Speaker 3 (42:05):
Morney.

Speaker 4 (42:06):
How much time on that, d like? Because maybies you
never know, you never know.

Speaker 6 (42:10):
Given a few months, Yeah, now we got some more
win to show next really.

Speaker 13 (42:14):
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Speaker 4 (42:16):
Hey, it's Manna's check out.

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Speaker 9 (42:33):
So they're now investigating this to sucking tournament. There's a
group of teenagers licking the feet in the toes of
this other group of kids smeared peanut butter on their feet.
They're licking it off.

Speaker 16 (42:43):
We show.

Speaker 6 (42:47):
All right, welcome back. It is the Woody Show. It's
Thursday morning. We were into another new hour of insensitivity
training for a politically correct worre else the first day
of August. It's August first, twenty twenty four.

Speaker 4 (43:00):
I'm Woody. That's Greg Gory Menace is here. What is that, Woody?
There's a sea mass.

Speaker 6 (43:04):
Arm emloyee of the month. Wow, jid what are you
gonna do with that sixty nine dollars?

Speaker 9 (43:09):
Man?

Speaker 4 (43:10):
I got it. I did get it. So that's great.
Graciou said you, Woody. And because I'm not.

Speaker 6 (43:14):
A hey, I read what you know.

Speaker 4 (43:19):
A re n worder. But that's not correct. Because I'm
a man of my word. I will be giving the
word to sam Sammy minus.

Speaker 6 (43:27):
Texas I don't accepta well, then it will be going
to Kearity No no, no, my food, my food.

Speaker 4 (43:33):
Okay minus, then I shall spread it by a food
to the whole crew.

Speaker 6 (43:37):
Owe like that.

Speaker 4 (43:38):
I don't know why you don't want to accept. That's fine.
Look at your award.

Speaker 6 (43:41):
There's Sammy Morning.

Speaker 4 (43:43):
I had the honorary Employee of the month.

Speaker 8 (43:45):
Apparently, I don't know how I feel like Beyonce when
Kanye stormed the stage, Taylor Swift like, I'm just an
innocent bystander and I don't know what's happening.

Speaker 6 (43:53):
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You
can hit us up with the text open to two
to nine eight seven. Speaking of food, Taco Bells expanding
it's roll out of AI tech and the drive through lanes.
They expect to have it up and running a hundreds
of locations by the end of the year. Taco bell
says it's going to improve your order accuracy, it's going

(44:14):
to speed up service times, and we'll ensure a consistent,
friendly service.

Speaker 4 (44:18):
Cool. Yeah, they said they already have it at one
hundred locations and it's been going well, yeah stop by.
It wasn't a talk about another place where it was
clearly AI. It did a find job or like two years.

Speaker 9 (44:28):
Then when you go through it, do you have to
annunciate very slowly?

Speaker 4 (44:32):
No, No, just talk normal.

Speaker 6 (44:34):
Wendy's and White Castle they've already started using AI in
the mix. And then McDonald's they just made an announcement
what a couple of months ago that their AI plans
are on hold.

Speaker 4 (44:42):
Oh yeah, they're like yet not ready for prime time. Yeah.

Speaker 10 (44:48):
I've definitely gone through some McDonald's right through and it
was AI. Oh yeah, the intro when you try to
talk to it, the intro and then they took it
over yea.

Speaker 6 (44:57):
And when you saw the screen, like as soon as
you gave the order like oh all have a whatever mcgriddle,
it immediately was up on the screen like populates.

Speaker 4 (45:05):
Yeah, it was that. You could tell.

Speaker 6 (45:07):
It wasn't like a person who had typed it in
that fast.

Speaker 10 (45:09):
Well yeah, at least you're gonna have more people though
to process the food orders in the back.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
Yeah, get food faster. And then White Castle was the
first one to get robots. Yeah, people for now, menace robot.

Speaker 10 (45:21):
Yeah, but then soon you're just going to show up
to a location and it's gonna be all robots.

Speaker 4 (45:26):
Yes. Yeah, Oh I had a on my cruiser were
a few months ago. Minutes. I had a robot bartender Caribbean.
Uh no, no, it had.

Speaker 6 (45:34):
One of those in the Royal Caribbean ship that I
was on.

Speaker 4 (45:36):
It was like a space space theme bar. Oh nice,
take forever, yes, depending on what kind of drinking it. Yeah,
there was.

Speaker 6 (45:44):
There's a limited menu also, real slow, yeah, real slow.
It's more about seeing this right, which I admit I
would do it once.

Speaker 4 (45:52):
I would use it.

Speaker 6 (45:53):
Yeah, yeah, just to see it, just to see.

Speaker 4 (45:55):
It in action.

Speaker 6 (45:55):
But then you're like, oh god, this could have been
so much faster, just like a person.

Speaker 9 (45:59):
It's like, get me my martini fast.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
Now.

Speaker 6 (46:01):
We got a brand new redneck news here for you.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
So what do you show if.

Speaker 12 (46:05):
You've got more dogs than tape?

Speaker 6 (46:09):
That's riddick news and today's redneck news. This one's from Indiana,
where this forty six year old broad who worked as
a nurse's aid got busted trying to smuggle drugs into
a prison.

Speaker 4 (46:23):
Where she worked.

Speaker 6 (46:24):
Her name is Regina Davis, and her plan wasn't all
that sophisticated, but the star of the show of her
plan was this frozen lasagna. And she was stopped at
the employee entrance. One of the guards saw the lasagna
thought something was suspicious, so they sent it through the
X ray machine and they saw that there was something
in there, and they dug through it and they found

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several packages that were wrapped in electrical tape, one of
them packed with almost two ounces of weed and the
other one was three ounces of cocaine. Okay, Now, at
first she tried to lie and say that she didn't
know about the drugs. She broke out the menace excuse
generator and said that she had been at her friend's
house getting a tattoo when the woman gave her the

(47:06):
lasagna to quote take home with her, which then she
brought to work with her for lunch.

Speaker 4 (47:11):
I believe it. But here's the thing.

Speaker 6 (47:14):
They look through her phone and they found some pictures
of the wrap drug packages that she had taken at.

Speaker 4 (47:19):
Her house earlier that same day.

Speaker 6 (47:22):
So she was fired, also arrested on felony narcotics trafficking
charges and now she lives at the jail where she worked.

Speaker 16 (47:29):
Nice.

Speaker 6 (47:29):
Check out her her mump shot there.

Speaker 4 (47:31):
Oh she's very pretty. Bags under her eyes for days.
That looks like a dude pretty much. That's a lunch lady.

Speaker 6 (47:39):
Dude kind of looks at your nuts afually been in
a pool in a while, right, Yeah, I think we
have an opportunity here, menace. We need to because yeah,
stuff in saran wrap and duct tape that looks like drugs?

Speaker 4 (47:48):
What if the drugs looked like lasagna like they do
with a cake? Is a cake? Is it drugs? I
like it? Right? I know a guy probably so that's
from Indiana.

Speaker 6 (48:02):
That is Regina Davis who got busted trying to smuggle
drugs into a prison using a frozen lasagna. And that
is today's read, Nicky.

Speaker 4 (48:13):
You can put it on that show. Is it cake? Right? Spinoff?

Speaker 9 (48:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (48:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (48:19):
If it is Druggs, you get to do them.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
Oh yeah, yeah, hey, welcome back.

Speaker 4 (48:35):
It's the Hoodie Show. Yeah, we were obsessed with that
kid for a while.

Speaker 6 (48:38):
Yeah, oh dude, one of my favorite things. Now. My
wife has a really good knack for finding these videos
where the comments kill you, Like the comments are so funny.
And this one video that she sent me yesterday and
I posted on our Instagram story at the Woody Show.
It's this woman. She's going on about God. Uh for

(49:01):
a second here, and she's got.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
These giant teeth.

Speaker 6 (49:05):
One of the comments says, teeth is Christ that dude.
The comments are so funny. I was crying laughing. Yeah,
and this is what she's talking about.

Speaker 16 (49:16):
But the thing about God is he's not going to
force you to have a relationship with him. So if
you want that relationship, you have to reach out and
ask for it.

Speaker 6 (49:26):
She's like all teeth, like like beaver, Bucky beaver, like
huge upper jaw, like these teeth just go for days.

Speaker 4 (49:35):
That just doesn't help that she has no lip, right, right, dude.

Speaker 6 (49:40):
So go to our Instagram, go to our Instagram story,
click on it, and then go directly to the comments.
Oh wow, dude, the comments are so funny. People are like,
oh my god, I was trying to go to heaven.
I'm trying to go to heaven, but because you can't help.

Speaker 4 (49:55):
It, laugh, Oh my goodness.

Speaker 6 (49:57):
And they're all at her expense.

Speaker 4 (49:59):
Big teeth, really big eyes.

Speaker 6 (50:01):
Yeah, man, some of these videos, my wife, she finds
a ton of them and it's it's killing me. It's
my new favorite thing on Instagram. It's like just people
winning the comment the comments section, right, teeth is Christ?

Speaker 4 (50:14):
Maybe there's there's there's a but I'm not gonna pile
on the body shaming. But my one comments is stay
away from my cheese. You I don't approve of that. Yeah,
that is just rude.

Speaker 6 (50:27):
See hey, by the way, feel free to uh send
me any of those that you find, like those Instagram
videos where the comments are just brutal, but brutal funny,
brutal funny. Send those over to me. Yeah, those are
relatively mild. Are you reading through?

Speaker 4 (50:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (50:46):
Like teeth is Christ, that's just funny.

Speaker 4 (50:47):
No, teeth is Christ.

Speaker 6 (50:48):
There's a there's okay, there's there's some other ones. That's
the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.
Come on, guys, beaver alone, get it ship every lip
reader's night.

Speaker 9 (51:02):
I think.

Speaker 4 (51:05):
It goes back and forth. So like, oh, like Jesus
loves you because talking about God stuff. Yeah, and then.

Speaker 6 (51:10):
Yeah you see on these kind of videos to see
these a lot like forgive me Father, I have teleported
directly into the comments.

Speaker 4 (51:17):
Be upset with God. If I had those teeth. That's
not nice. You should chew them out for giving you
those teeth. Come on, Wow, not cool? Nailed to the floss?
Do you think she can whistle.

Speaker 6 (51:30):
Tooth fairy be given hundreds?

Speaker 3 (51:36):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (51:37):
That's funny? Odof all right? Aren't you a little mad
at God?

Speaker 3 (51:45):
Again?

Speaker 6 (51:45):
It's on our It's on our Instagram. Go to our
Instagram story.

Speaker 4 (51:52):
Cool. She loves Jesus? All right?

Speaker 6 (51:56):
So your Olympic round up. Team USA won four more
medals yesterday, all by the women and swimming. Katie Ledecki
won the gold, broke her own Olympic record in the
fifteen hundred meter freestyle. Tory Husk won a silver in
the women's one hundred meter freestyle. Plus there was a
silver medal one the women's BMX and a bronze and
the women's canoeing EH. At the end of day five,

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the US has the most medals overall with thirty. Yes,
but when it comes to golds, China has the most
with nine, the US has five. And how dumb is this?
Simone Biles fans are roasting her husband over a picture
where he's wearing her gold medal, and the comments are
people saying stuff like that, Simon's gold medal not yours, my.

Speaker 4 (52:39):
Guy, what my goa? And that's your Olympic round up
for Thursday.

Speaker 7 (52:42):
Well, no one really likes Simone Bile's husband, I say,
is yeah.

Speaker 4 (52:47):
Yeah, there was something going on with him, but because he.

Speaker 8 (52:50):
He didn't know who she was when they first met,
and he had never heard of Simone Biles and then
was like, I think that you know, I'm the catch
in this relationship and we're like, no, that's.

Speaker 4 (53:00):
What he said.

Speaker 6 (53:01):
He said he was the cat. Yes, he does play
for the Bears.

Speaker 4 (53:04):
Still right, he.

Speaker 7 (53:05):
Does, but nobody knows him.

Speaker 10 (53:07):
Oh he's only a professional football play, yes, but a
slim chance to go pro.

Speaker 6 (53:12):
I don't know mister Biles exactly.

Speaker 4 (53:15):
I have no idea.

Speaker 11 (53:16):
The point.

Speaker 4 (53:19):
He's posing with her in the in the photos, it's like, yeah, stolen, dude.
People are dumb.

Speaker 6 (53:24):
Pete Davidson checked himself into a quote wellness facility so
he can focus on his mental health. No word on
how long he's going to be there, but he's canceled
all his comedy gigs, maybe to summer sadness, because last
year he checked himself into a place. Yeah, maybe he's
got that the reverse, how people get like really bummed
out in the winter seasonal effected whatever disorder.

Speaker 4 (53:45):
He loves Lona del rey Man exactly the.

Speaker 10 (53:50):
Sadness did you see at this On the same day
that Jacks from vander Pump Rules and the Valley, he
also did the.

Speaker 4 (53:56):
Same thing, talk about who the hell is that?

Speaker 6 (54:00):
Let's yeah, let's say I met Jacks. I could say
I had no idea who this person was nu until
I met them.

Speaker 4 (54:04):
I think you've actually met Jackson. Now does this make
Pete Davidson and also Jacks hotter? They can't do drugs.
He's clean, so he can't claim drugs anymore to be
like all mysterious. But now he could be like, oh,
I'm I don't think so.

Speaker 6 (54:18):
I thought this was interesting, though. There was some research.
Columbia University did it and found that celebrity suicides can
lead to a surge in suicidal thoughts and behaviors with
the general public. And so they looked at a bunch
of different stuff, including the number of calls to suicide
hotlines and you know, the nationwide suicide data, and they
found a significant rise in suicidal thoughts after like Robin

(54:42):
Williams died or Anthony boor Dane Kate Spade. There was
a thousandfold increase in the likelihood that a person began
to contemplate suicide after Robin Williams died specifically, and the
number of actual excess suicides meaning like over the number
that's considered to be the baseline, nearly doubled and the

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spike lasted for about two weeks.

Speaker 4 (55:05):
Well, this is what we've didn't talk about, menace, is
that the more people think about and dwell on something,
the more likely Oh maybe I should Yeah yeah, And
it's it's the overton windows, like, well that's they could
do it. I can't. Yeah. I mean Robin looked like
he was happy, yeah, that one. That one. Yeah yeah.

Speaker 6 (55:24):
And people say, you know, these people they don't know
you or care necessarily or whatever, but uh, you know,
Robin Williams is.

Speaker 4 (55:31):
One of those dudes. So like, there's always this thing
is so funny.

Speaker 9 (55:34):
I see popping up online that it always resonates with me,
that it's always a photo of Robin Williams and the
caption always says people don't fake depression, they fake happiness.
And it always hits me so hard. That's so powerful.

Speaker 6 (55:46):
The three idiots who masterminded the nine to eleven attacks.
They cut a deal to plead guilty in exchange for
the death penalty, and uh, you know that's being Yeah,
I'm saying no, that being taken off the table. So
they plead guilty. And I thought these guys weren't afraid
to die. I thought the whole thing was so it's
just you got a life set and sure, but if
i'm them, I want my virgins.

Speaker 4 (56:07):
Oh, the people who aren't afraid to die. We're on
the planes.

Speaker 6 (56:10):
Meanwhile, the lead idiot of Hamas was killed by an
air strike while he was sitting in his bedroom. They
were talking about this precision strike. Dude sitting in his bedroom.
How dope is that?

Speaker 4 (56:19):
It's pretty awesome.

Speaker 6 (56:20):
That's pretty cool. Shout out to law enforcement in San Diego.
They busted up some sex trafficking at Comic Con. Big story,
so I see it on all the news headlines this morning,
all the news sites. Ten sex workers, including a sixteen
year old girl, rescued thanks to the sting operation last weekend.
The underage girls were being forced to work as prostitutes

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for all the sexless dorks that were attending Comic Con.
But here's the thing, like no traffickers were arrested, but
they weren't able to lure out and arrest fourteen Johns.

Speaker 10 (56:51):
Well, probably later on they'll find out who was in charge.

Speaker 6 (56:56):
Right, Yeah, yeah, menace, are you all excited about football season?
I am.

Speaker 4 (56:59):
I'm making sure excited.

Speaker 10 (57:00):
I think there's like there's been so many changes, uh
before the season has started. I'm really excited. Like Kirk
going over to Atlanta goes somewhere. We're going to see
where Russell Wilson is.

Speaker 4 (57:13):
Going to be at Steelers. Yeah, and then uh, you
also have how he's going to alert Yeah.

Speaker 10 (57:21):
And then Aaron Rodgers to see if he's going to
do anything with the Jets.

Speaker 4 (57:26):
The new kickoffs format mat ye right, and then that's
what I'm harbaugh over at the Chargers. It's gonna be cool.

Speaker 6 (57:32):
And also they're doing that with an eagle eye technology
instead of having the chain gang for the first downs. Oh, so,
like how they use it in tennis and they can
see like if the ball even gets a piece of
the line years ago, and I guess they've had it
kind of the background for a while, but this is
the first time they're test to get using in the
actual game, like the preseason game start today.

Speaker 9 (57:52):
Yeah, that technology seems like something they would have done
fifteen years ago right now.

Speaker 6 (57:56):
I guess the only thing they would have to determine
using video replay would be all right, stop it there,
like in other words, where the knee hit the ground
or you know, because that's where the ball would be dead.
And at that point they could see where that ball
exactly was, you know, because just the ball stopping doesn't
necessarily mean that's the spot. So if someone's running, their
knee could have hit the ground, but yet they still

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advanced the ball forward, So you can't just go by
where the ball stopped. You'd have to still see someone
who still have to spot and see like where the
knee went down, where the players officially down, and then
at that point you would determine where they were and
where exactly.

Speaker 4 (58:30):
The ball was. Yeah, that's gonna be crazy.

Speaker 6 (58:33):
No, I mean it's still easier, it's still better than
what they've had.

Speaker 4 (58:37):
Are you excited for the season.

Speaker 6 (58:38):
I'm always excited for the season. Yeah, this time of
the year, well not now that camps are back in,
but like before camps go back in is the worst
you're stuck with baseball, which fine.

Speaker 4 (58:50):
I don't hate baseball a huge use.

Speaker 6 (58:53):
I used to be over the top about it, but
I lost a ton of injuries so slow. I do
like the pitch clock thing. That makes it a lot better, especially.

Speaker 4 (58:59):
In persons making. It's something they should have done years ago.
Right now, are you sad that the Steelers win totals
at eight and a half?

Speaker 3 (59:06):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (59:06):
No projected. I should say no, because that's about what
I think it's.

Speaker 4 (59:08):
Going to be too.

Speaker 6 (59:10):
I go in anymore, no high expectation.

Speaker 4 (59:13):
Yeah, that's true. You know, you don't know. I mean,
he is.

Speaker 6 (59:16):
But if they let Russ cook, oh oh god, that's
the I hated that when he was on the Seahawks.
I hated that when he was on the Broncos. Just
let him cook?

Speaker 9 (59:27):
You hate?

Speaker 4 (59:27):
Yeah, I don't. I don't like that at all.

Speaker 6 (59:29):
But the judge for that class action lawsuit against the
NFL by the Sunday Ticket subscribers says the jury didn't
follow his instructions when it came to determining the damages.
They just came up with their own calculations, which means
the judge could order a new trial altogether. You know,
that's happening, of course, because I'm sure he got greased
by the NFL somehow.

Speaker 4 (59:51):
Somehow, he's in a bunch of sweets.

Speaker 6 (59:52):
He's like, wait a minute, are we sure they followed
my instructions? Let me go back and take a look
at that. Let's go under the hood. Let's take a
look at that.

Speaker 10 (01:00:03):
Review to see if they're at the fifty yard line
at the Super Bowl.

Speaker 4 (01:00:06):
Yeah, right, exactly the whole joy.

Speaker 6 (01:00:09):
Meanwhile, Washington, DC's Attorney generals suing stub Hub, saying they're
deceptively hiding mandatory fees and failing to properly explain what
they're for until the end of the checkout process. So
the claim is that StubHub uses drip pricing, which means
they'll advertise this extra low price just to get you
onto the site. So it's a fake sense of urgency,

(01:00:30):
like oh, you got to do this right now. Yeah,
and then by the time it's all the fees obvious
things would they don't disclose exactly what those are for.
It's what you would for clicking this mouse with what
you would say anyway, So if the lawsuit works, stub
hub would have to make changes and then also pay
out over one hundred million dollars in damages.

Speaker 10 (01:00:50):
Look, I used the stub Hub app. I like it,
and I understand that that stuff's going to happen. But
I do love the Game Time app because all that
stuff is upfront on the pricing, so you don't have
to like go through the whole process and figure out
what the price is going to be.

Speaker 6 (01:01:04):
But anytime I bought a ticket, whether they talked about
this with airline tickets or concert tickets, sporting event tickets,
like I never just see like the price, you go, oh,
that must be the price.

Speaker 4 (01:01:13):
I always know, like, all right, well let's see what this.

Speaker 9 (01:01:15):
Ends up being in different industries. Yeah, airlines, hotels as well. Yeah,
I mean it's gonna be times three.

Speaker 4 (01:01:20):
It's great.

Speaker 6 (01:01:21):
Like I see now where you book a I've seen
a lot with rental car companies. If you go book
a rental car, it'll say, you know, it'll give your
estimated total based on how many days, and that's what
the taxes and the fees and everything else, so you
can see before you even click on it. Like that's cool.
I wish it would be like that for everything. But
it's fine.

Speaker 4 (01:01:37):
But I'm also not like going weird a minute.

Speaker 9 (01:01:39):
Yeah, there's a lot of other places that do the
same thing. Yeah, you go to check out of the hotel,
you find fees that you didn't know going into it.

Speaker 6 (01:01:47):
Yeah, forty four Woodie. If you want to call in
text us over to two to nine eight seven. Will
be right back coming up the next.

Speaker 3 (01:01:55):
On the Woody Show. I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:01:57):
I can't predict the future, but maybe it'll be something
like the Woody Show back in a bit. Welcome back
to the show, all right, Always so much stuff to
share with you guys. Share Share, Share Share we do

(01:02:22):
fashion news. Okay, Lululemon, they have pulled their new Breeze
Through leggings out of the stores and from online because
you ladies were claiming that they gave you long butt.

Speaker 4 (01:02:37):
Yeah, that was the one I was talking about the
other day. What is long? But I hate so it
just kind of like SAgs instead of lifting and perking
it says they have a V shaped back seam which
rises up from the seat of the pants all the
way up to the lower back, and a lot of
women said they were unflattering, which is not why you
wear those pants, although some people wear those pants and

(01:02:59):
it's unflattering. Well, the owner and creator of Lululemon didn't
like that they sold over like size twelve, and he
was correct. Is that true? Oh he got fired from
the company for doing that.

Speaker 6 (01:03:09):
Yeah, okay, yeah, so it says, uh, they didn't have
a cup to hold your backside and give it a
desirable shape, so it kind of looked flat. It was
hard to tell where your ass ended, so.

Speaker 4 (01:03:19):
It was more realistic.

Speaker 6 (01:03:20):
Other chicks just didn't like the prominent seam, and a
rep for Lululemon says they are reconsidering the design.

Speaker 8 (01:03:28):
The seam is weird because it's the triangle. It looks
almost like thong underwear that's like on it.

Speaker 7 (01:03:34):
On the outside, it looks very strange.

Speaker 6 (01:03:39):
So big news you guys.

Speaker 4 (01:03:40):
Are you still wearing Lululemon stuff Shorts? I have moved
on to I have them and do periodically, but I've
moved on. What are these glory because they are more
of a They're more easy breezy. Oh it's a The
liner is more like a boxer brief as opposed to
an impression short.

Speaker 6 (01:03:57):
Ever tried bird dogs.

Speaker 4 (01:03:58):
I keep getting ads for bird dogs. I've got a pair. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:04:01):
Are they comfortable?

Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:04:02):
They're fine. They're just pants with the liner in them.
So yeah, they make like shorts and stuff too.

Speaker 6 (01:04:06):
Yeah, so I've got the talks about like how I've
talked to a couple of people say they like them.
I don't know if you got it, but it seems
like you were kind of style at that liner. Right,
But I don't need to have shorts. They're like khaki shorts.
I think all kinds of stuff gains. But I have
their pants.

Speaker 4 (01:04:23):
They're fine. Yeah, bird dogs, bird dogs.

Speaker 6 (01:04:25):
They sound comfortable because you can also use my guess, uh,
you know they're shorts.

Speaker 4 (01:04:29):
That's a swimsuit. Okay, you know, I know what you're saying, right,
That's why I'm using it for either. Right, That's why
I like these shorts because I couldn't they are swim compatible.
Where would you get out? You're you're not showing the world.

Speaker 9 (01:04:41):
Nice because you never know when you're just gonna spontaneously swim, right,
wear shorts? So, oh my god, a pool it would.

Speaker 6 (01:04:49):
Be nice for like, you know, like a vacation kind
of setting. Yeah, right, you're jumping the water at the beach.
It's just like an every day setting. Maybe not so much, but.

Speaker 4 (01:04:56):
Yeah, I'm changed right away. Just wait for it to dry.

Speaker 9 (01:04:58):
Then you get all chafeye.

Speaker 6 (01:05:00):
Sorry ladies, sorry about the the breeze through leggings or
actually good news. I guess right.

Speaker 4 (01:05:04):
They pulled them.

Speaker 7 (01:05:04):
Yeah, they pulled them.

Speaker 4 (01:05:05):
Yeah, probably flattering.

Speaker 6 (01:05:07):
Oh no, eat seven seven.

Speaker 9 (01:05:09):
Never understood about bras. Once you find a broad that
works for you, just keep getting it. Why go bra shopping?
Just get the one you like and get ten of them?

Speaker 8 (01:05:17):
Well, because sometimes things that you love they stop making.
Maybe there's someone out here who loves the long but
now they're gone.

Speaker 6 (01:05:23):
So why Because I do this with stuff that I
find that I like. Once I rise, I like something
because it might eventually go away, I buy like six
of them.

Speaker 7 (01:05:31):
Yeah yeah, I do that too, but it's still only
going to last you so long.

Speaker 9 (01:05:35):
Have you ever been with a woman bra shopping? It
takes no all day?

Speaker 4 (01:05:38):
Yeah I haven't.

Speaker 9 (01:05:39):
That fits because.

Speaker 8 (01:05:42):
I've never found a brad that I'm like, this is
the one for life, because none of them fit.

Speaker 7 (01:05:50):
I know you brought that up before, but I have not.

Speaker 4 (01:05:53):
This is a problem with women because it's not like
there aren't women owned and designed bra companies out There's.

Speaker 6 (01:05:57):
Got to go for a fitting or something.

Speaker 8 (01:06:00):
Realistically, every single person should be getting custom bras made
just for them, but it's expensive to do. You're crazy, Yeah,
so it's not realistic. So you have to just go
with the general.

Speaker 7 (01:06:11):
Stomps and it doesn't fit.

Speaker 6 (01:06:12):
No, no, forget the custom made stuff. Like don't you
go into i don't know, like a victorious secret place
and they can do like a like an official like
you used to do at the shoe store, that silver
thing with the slidy thing on it. Yeah, put your
foot in there and you stand up straight.

Speaker 4 (01:06:27):
One of those let's put your cans.

Speaker 8 (01:06:30):
If you do that, you get measured, you find the
best one for you. But it's never walking out going.
This is the best bra I've ever had. This is
the bra for me for life. That's never happened.

Speaker 6 (01:06:39):
Maybe yourtations are too high.

Speaker 4 (01:06:41):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:06:41):
All I need to do is hold your cans right.

Speaker 9 (01:06:43):
But if I was a woman, i'd be angry that. Okay,
we have the Mars Rover, but we don't have good bras.

Speaker 7 (01:06:48):
Yeah, Greg, it sucks.

Speaker 9 (01:06:49):
I can imagine.

Speaker 4 (01:06:51):
Damn Well, you know, just go braless.

Speaker 8 (01:06:53):
Yeah, I would love to do that too, but really
appropriate in most situations.

Speaker 6 (01:06:59):
What sorry, sorry to hear about your hardship. Yeah, off problem.
Morewoody Shows next, backing a.

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
Bit The Woody Show, and we begin another new hour,
Insensitivity Training for a politically correct World.

Speaker 6 (01:07:19):
August first, twenty twenty four. Welcome to it. We are
The Woody Show. I'm Moody. That's Greg Gory minutes. Good
morning to you.

Speaker 4 (01:07:27):
Good morning Woody.

Speaker 6 (01:07:28):
You got Sea Bass, you got Sammy phones are open
eight seven seven forty four, Woodie. That's eight seven seven
forty four.

Speaker 4 (01:07:34):
Woody.

Speaker 6 (01:07:35):
Hit us up with the text over to two to
nine eight seven. It's all about the week in audio.

Speaker 4 (01:07:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:07:43):
Sea Bass has a lot of different things to share
with us, starting with what We've got a lot of
Hollywood news.

Speaker 4 (01:07:49):
Greg Gory, of course, is a lover of all things
Christine Applegate. I do love the Gate Do you not
listen to? But do you listen to her podcast?

Speaker 3 (01:07:56):
I do not.

Speaker 4 (01:07:57):
Well, I've got a clip for you here because Greg
does he love also plastic surgery.

Speaker 9 (01:08:01):
Yeah, I only read the headlines. So she's got one
procedure right.

Speaker 4 (01:08:05):
So now we will reveal this is know what it
is exactly. So this is from her podcast called Messi,
which she does not with Lionel Messi, but a girl
from Jamie Lin Sigler from Sopranos. There's an interview Perry
care All before so Christina Applegate on her plastic surgery.

Speaker 18 (01:08:20):
At twenty seven years old.

Speaker 4 (01:08:22):
I was on a show. One of the producers.

Speaker 18 (01:08:24):
Said, Hey, we're having trouble lighting under your eyes. Your
bags under your eyes are so big, and now that's
a hereditary thing. And he goes, I suggest you get
them removed. And you know what I did.

Speaker 4 (01:08:37):
You got him removed.

Speaker 18 (01:08:38):
At twenty seven years old, I had the only plastic
surgery I've ever had was to remove the bags under
my eyes.

Speaker 4 (01:08:46):
Okay, look good.

Speaker 11 (01:08:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:08:48):
I know people have done that, especially if that was
done in the nineties.

Speaker 9 (01:08:51):
That's pretty Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:08:52):
I know a dude he got his chin done right.

Speaker 14 (01:08:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:08:55):
But somebody telling you to do that when you're very
when you're young.

Speaker 4 (01:08:59):
And that's your Yeah, it kind of worked out. Ye,
someone tell you something that helps your career seems painful.
Af Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:09:10):
I was reading something about Nicky Glazer and she was
talking about like how she has to get in this
crazy mindset to do these roasts and she had to cleanse.
She says when she writes for a roast because her
mind goes to a bad place. And she said, I
don't know why anybody signs up to be roasted, but

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she was roasted, and she got really affected by a
joke that Sybil Shepherd made about her at the Bruce
Willis Roast, and she says, quote, I saw Nicki before
the show. I walked into the bathroom. I saw her
from behind it and I go, oh, my god, look
at this model. And then she turned around and I go, oh,
she's a comedian. And Nicki Glazer says that really stung

(01:09:54):
because I have so many insecurities about my face and
that it's not good enough. And that's why I'm a
comedian is because I wish I could just be pretty.
After the roast, Dicky says she got into a ton
of stuff being injected into her face and to laser
stuff to quote fix what Sybil saw.

Speaker 4 (01:10:13):
Well and what did she get from all that? She's
the star of the Tom Brady Roast. So again, so good,
I think, chick.

Speaker 6 (01:10:23):
We forget the fact that she's like really skinning scout
legs for days. I'm saying, like she's pretty, like when
you see her, she's got a pretty face.

Speaker 4 (01:10:29):
That's all. Okay, here's what I we should do as
a show. We should all get one plastic and then
reveal it when like over over Christmas break penis all right, okay,
I will? I man, I know you probably want bags,
like Christine applege. You would like that. Yeah, that would
be all about it. But you say bags, but you
don't wear glass. I wear glasses cover. What if both

(01:10:51):
medicine I both did bags.

Speaker 9 (01:10:54):
I want to do the thing where they suck out
your neck fat too.

Speaker 4 (01:10:59):
I would.

Speaker 17 (01:11:01):
I would.

Speaker 8 (01:11:02):
I mean, it's not even a fun game for me
because I've never thought I would never do plastic surgery.

Speaker 4 (01:11:06):
Yeah, not even the sake of the argument. If we
all did it and it was like we're now, no
one's going to be a shame because we're all doing it. Open,
we'recing it.

Speaker 6 (01:11:16):
But I don't have that high opinion of yourself.

Speaker 4 (01:11:20):
Perfect guys, go around the room and give her some suggestions.
Just fixed.

Speaker 6 (01:11:24):
You have done botox though, right, Yes, okay, so that's
that's all I would do. That's not plastic surgery.

Speaker 7 (01:11:30):
It's not plastic surgery.

Speaker 8 (01:11:31):
No, there's nothing that I I mean, to be honest,
I don't pick myself apart.

Speaker 3 (01:11:36):
In that way.

Speaker 7 (01:11:36):
I just don't think for you.

Speaker 4 (01:11:39):
Just leave Instagram comments. Podcast fairly worked out pretty well. Yeah,
you talked about that all right this week and audio
also in Hollywood News. Men as you are our official
Tyler Perry correspondence because he's so great, you know well
menics and Tyler Perry both yes and Menis has always
said the media movies are great. The problem is the

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general public hates, not the hates, but craps on them
for quality wise. I mean, he's made plenty of money,
people go see his stuff. Fine, but his newest movie,
which is out now called Divorce in the Black, officially
has a zero percent for the critics. So he is so.
Tyler Perry went on Key Key Palmer's podcast, which everyone
has a podcast, and talked about them haters.

Speaker 15 (01:12:22):
I love that you've never allowed that criticism to stop
you from being able to have your authentic voice as
an artist, because it does get really difficult.

Speaker 4 (01:12:30):
Yeah, but why no, no, no, no.

Speaker 19 (01:12:31):
You got to drown all of that out because if
you let somebody talk you out of a place that
God has put you in, you are going to find
yourself in hell. M Yeah, I mean like words of wisdom?
Is he not right on that? Because I think he's
super successful no matter what people say.

Speaker 6 (01:12:48):
Oh yeah, but he's can to take away his success, right,
but he can't hide behind like he makes crappy movies.

Speaker 4 (01:12:52):
They are bad, legitimately bad. And now he's hiding behind God,
like God got zero point zero. And then he says
again he gives after his He says his critics don't
really respect how all his fans? All right, well you
do have that? Yeah? And then also, I mean, is
he crying that he doesn't have an oscar?

Speaker 3 (01:13:11):
Uh?

Speaker 6 (01:13:11):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:13:11):
Is that is that true?

Speaker 13 (01:13:12):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:13:12):
No, I'm just saying, is he doing that? Then? Like
what's the point?

Speaker 14 (01:13:16):
Well?

Speaker 6 (01:13:16):
No, I mean that's the one I've always respected about
comedians and have been envious of, is that they just
have to go out there and super serve their fans
and that's it, and they can have a crazy successful,
wealthy life and they don't have to worry about sponsors
or corporation that they work for anything else like that.
They just go out there and as long as they're

(01:13:37):
super serving and given their fans what they like, they'll
sell the tickets, they'll sell out the arenas.

Speaker 4 (01:13:41):
Yeah, they'll they'll do all that kind of stuff.

Speaker 10 (01:13:43):
So ur Chs his podcast talks about all the time
how people constantly say he's unfunny and stuff like that.

Speaker 4 (01:13:49):
But yeah, we're at Arenas with him and they're still now.

Speaker 6 (01:13:52):
Yeah, So I mean Tyler Parley on that, like, you know,
who cares about the critics as long as the fans
are digging what he's doing.

Speaker 19 (01:13:57):
So you've got this high brown negro who is all
up in the air with well, well, well.

Speaker 4 (01:14:02):
He could say that.

Speaker 6 (01:14:03):
Is he allowed to say that?

Speaker 4 (01:14:05):
Yes, Okay, his nose up looking at everything.

Speaker 19 (01:14:08):
And then you've got people like where I come from
and me, who are grinders who really know what it's like,
whose mothers and were caregivers for white kids and were
maids and housekeepers and all of these beauticians that don't
don't discount these people and say that their story don't matter.

Speaker 4 (01:14:24):
What he's doing there is he's saying that people don't
tell stories about blue collar workers, which is not true,
and all the critics are saying, we.

Speaker 6 (01:14:30):
Had the whole story about the the spicy friedo guy
whatever the but he's hiding behind that jer man.

Speaker 4 (01:14:39):
He's not addressing the fact that his movie suck and
either terrible. I've been on the set of Apparently you're
not a fan of Apparently a lot of people aren't
fans on a kind of zero percent. Anyway, speaking of entertainment,
news menace, are you still excited about the Richard Simmons
Poly Shore movie? I mean, is that happening. Here's what
Polly Shore has to say about it. According to TMZ all.

Speaker 5 (01:14:58):
They wanted me to do it. I know he wanted
me to do it. I don't even know if that
was him tweeting the whole time to be.

Speaker 6 (01:15:04):
I was going to ask you that.

Speaker 4 (01:15:06):
I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:15:06):
I don't know who that was, because he was posting
on stuff. I don't think I was a bone in
my body.

Speaker 6 (01:15:12):
I'm not quite sure he wanted you to do it.

Speaker 4 (01:15:14):
But no, there was this whole thing that Richard Simmons
came out and said that.

Speaker 9 (01:15:18):
He changed his mind.

Speaker 4 (01:15:20):
That part wasn't He never said he wanted po Shore
to play, never said he wanted his version of the
story now.

Speaker 6 (01:15:26):
Because then there was that whole thing about maybe he's
working on something on his own exactly to do his
own version of it, and what he was involved and
not the poly short version and.

Speaker 4 (01:15:34):
The family has completely shut down. What Polly Shortes said,
I think poll show wants to do something.

Speaker 9 (01:15:39):
So here's a dumb question when they say is it
going to happen? I thought it was already made.

Speaker 4 (01:15:44):
No, he did, like U they short They just did
the trailer like a student film sort of thing.

Speaker 9 (01:15:49):
So that was like to tease what could be right, right,
I think I.

Speaker 4 (01:15:54):
Thought that it was probably like a proof of concept.

Speaker 6 (01:15:56):
Okay, yes, God, this weekend Audio menace as our tech expert.

Speaker 4 (01:16:02):
Are you Are you aware of this new item? Friend, Friend,
it's a little pendant. We'll play a little bit of
the trailer. Wait, friend, was that the AI pendant?

Speaker 3 (01:16:11):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:16:11):
Okay, yeah, so you are familiar with this? All right,
let's see what this is all about. The lady who's hyped,
I don't know how to woo.

Speaker 4 (01:16:33):
So her friend. The idea is you wear this pendant
and it'll listen to you. And so, like the friend,
the pendent then texts your phone and tells you you
know something about what you just said, like, oh, you're
not a good woover having a conversation with you. It
has conversation with There's no audio component to it, just
texts you it's bases as you heard right there, and
then it'll be like this, man, that was pretty funny. Dude,

(01:16:56):
God is so dumb and stupid.

Speaker 10 (01:17:02):
Day I think, yeah, uh yeah, I'm not into this
one that it's vibrating. I want to talk back and
forth with it, which is a lot of people are saying.

Speaker 3 (01:17:10):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:17:11):
People are doing it because they're lonely and it's working
that it's we're basically living in the movie Her Her.

Speaker 6 (01:17:19):
They don't have they tried leaving the house.

Speaker 9 (01:17:21):
Right or just not living without it.

Speaker 4 (01:17:23):
People don't want to do that. They don't This is easier.

Speaker 9 (01:17:26):
So they'd rather just talk to this pendant thing.

Speaker 11 (01:17:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:17:30):
So if I'm wearing pendant or friend friend, yes, and
then I whatever had a great day at the pool,
it would go, hey, wasn't that a good day at
the pool?

Speaker 6 (01:17:39):
I think you would have to initiate, right, because you're
for you. Yeah, it's listening for you to do or
say something like this chick hiking.

Speaker 9 (01:17:46):
And then it basically text goes.

Speaker 17 (01:17:47):
What your little friend, let.

Speaker 19 (01:17:58):
Me show you how to game bro?

Speaker 4 (01:18:04):
Serious, come on, man, I hate this again. Friend will
say like, oh you suck or you're great or Hey,
let's get some pizza.

Speaker 7 (01:18:17):
Yeah, we don't want anyone to be able to just
be alone.

Speaker 4 (01:18:20):
With themselves whatever.

Speaker 10 (01:18:21):
Not everybody could be the life of the party, like you, Greg,
You have all these friends.

Speaker 6 (01:18:26):
Have real life relationships with people. Yeah weirdo, yeah, so strange.

Speaker 4 (01:18:31):
How does talk to people? It's so weird, I know.
But there's millions of people who don't have a lot
of friends. They are lonely. Yeah, loneliness is like, I mean,
what did Tom Hagster when he was alone on the
island made up? What happened in the last minut on
Earth Manes?

Speaker 9 (01:18:48):
Yeah he talked to balls as well.

Speaker 6 (01:18:50):
Yeah yeah, eight seven, seven forty four Woody text us
over to two to ninety seven. Any kind of thoughts
you guys. We do have a couple of Tyler Perry
fans on the text.

Speaker 16 (01:19:00):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:19:00):
Hey, look, Adam Sandler makes terrible movies too. Yeah, people
like them, not all not all like butt grown ups twos.

Speaker 6 (01:19:07):
This one says, Yeah, Divorce to the Black is his
best film. Don't sleep on it, all right, check it out.

Speaker 4 (01:19:13):
I might have to do a review, Yeah maybe it
might have to watch it all right.

Speaker 6 (01:19:16):
We got some more of the weekend Audio Body Show,
and we're getting back into this week and audio. What
you got for us next?

Speaker 4 (01:19:28):
Here Cevez another thing to see if you guys buy this.
Obviously you're very vocal about the fake foreign accent syndrome
as we call it. There's a lady Sarah Gan and
she claims that she has a different type of synesthesia,
meaning different you know, different senses blend together, she says,
and every time she sees or hears a certain words,

(01:19:49):
she actually has a specific taste happened in her mouth.
Huh oh, interesting here is telling us about some of those.

Speaker 14 (01:19:55):
Okay, the word trouble tastes like a cherry airhead. The
word mask like candy corn. And I don't know, this
is probably some sort of like Halloween thing in my brain,
but even talking about face masks for COVID, I've always
just tasted candy corn when I hear a mask. Well,
the word office taste like water. The word teacher is

(01:20:15):
wild berry skittles, and the word capable is apple sauce.

Speaker 4 (01:20:20):
It sounds awesome to me.

Speaker 6 (01:20:23):
Would that be over menace with like words?

Speaker 3 (01:20:25):
Then?

Speaker 4 (01:20:26):
Yeah, wouldn't that be overwhelming? Like you couldn't you be
walking around like, yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:20:29):
Have a million flavors in your Oh yeah, So I
mean do you buy it? No, not for one second?

Speaker 4 (01:20:35):
The bass of science of science. Yes, Uh, I think
with all of the synesthesia I've had, I've got to
see the good science on. I get to see them
actually showing, you know, through MRIs and brain scants. Okay,
this is the exact thing that's lighting up here because
because your brain doesn't just have it's not a bunch
of wires, it's it's pretty well defined. And of course
they are anomalies naturally. But yeah, I don't buy it.

Speaker 6 (01:20:55):
Yeah, Uh, tell us about how their cob are.

Speaker 4 (01:20:58):
Okay, Now this is uh somebody who has been arrested
and the name there's no audio for her, but there
is some old audio for her. She's a newscaster who
was arrested for getting in a fight with her boyfriend.
This is uh.

Speaker 6 (01:21:13):
You had a couple of clips here, they're just they're
not playing.

Speaker 4 (01:21:15):
Go back to go back to the today an audio folder.
I got one in their clip ten? Uh what where
were yeah? So, so what she did is she got
to a fight with her boyfriend at a like a
text max place in Texas where she now lives drinking
some Margarita's and beat him up and she got arrested. Well,
she's a weekend anchor, and she was a week in

(01:21:35):
anchor in Albany. Yeah, and Greg one day she got
really drunk. Oh that's the same ship. Yes, I love her, chick. Well,
I think what he sent me this list an article
which didn't have any audio in it. So I had
to go ahead and pull yeah, because the.

Speaker 6 (01:21:51):
Thing was so their weekend ancher, this Heather cob Ar
chick got arrested for the incident that sebast just told
you about. And they had the report. Yeah, they had
the report on their own anchor getting arrested. So the
news station had this is a kind of funny that
was current that that part was current, this happened. But
how do we know how their COVID which I never

(01:22:11):
I didn't put that together. This is never seen chick
from Albany.

Speaker 7 (01:22:15):
Oh God, what in Albany?

Speaker 16 (01:22:17):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:22:18):
Yeah, find out? Okay, So she did the morning news
on the weekend. Then she went out to the street festival,
got I believe, absolutely bombed.

Speaker 9 (01:22:26):
She was drinking wine all day during the.

Speaker 7 (01:22:28):
Day in Albany.

Speaker 4 (01:22:29):
This is the right, Yeah, yes, yeah, because there's no
there's no news that, there's no new audio, it's just
the print version. So she got bombed, came back for
like the five thirty or six o'clock news and told
us all about the street festival.

Speaker 7 (01:22:40):
So well, hello, good afternoon.

Speaker 11 (01:22:42):
Like I was telling you this morning, if you watched
us this morning, starting at six am, seven am, I
told you, you know what today, what a beautiful day outside.
It is just amazing and so a great time for
outdoor music. The Power Spark concert series kicking off this afternoon,
and we got there early because they started at two pm.

(01:23:05):
And so, like I said, it is just so amazing.

Speaker 4 (01:23:11):
And so she didn't just give us a report on
she wanted to talk about like there was some violence
and someone get murdered.

Speaker 7 (01:23:18):
Yeah, well she was a professional.

Speaker 6 (01:23:21):
So she got canned from all but he moved to Texas.

Speaker 4 (01:23:25):
Yeah, I know, she did that every night. I know.
Apparently she's still on the sauce because she fought her
boyfriend and got arrested there after a couple of marks. Yeah,
I want the lookout. She the last time I saw
her on the air, because I did a search for her.
She did like some report about the movie Twisters. Actually, yeah,
pretty recent. But she didn't get to talk to what's
his rat face? She just talked like some stormchaser.

Speaker 9 (01:23:46):
So this might be the end of her then career.

Speaker 4 (01:23:49):
Wow, she still has a little more in her. I mean,
I hope it's not well to be fair greg like
all but the pretty small city Dallas pretty damn largely exactly.
She's doing weekend you know, filling and shifts.

Speaker 9 (01:24:00):
But still, I mean, that's a good gig.

Speaker 4 (01:24:02):
Yeah, but I hope this didn't ruin it for no.
We love her today and audio. All right, speaking of
ladies getting nasty, this is something a parking lot encounter,
which I am no stranger to with parking lot encounters.
It's a lady, her name is Dime, and she cut
off a person in line somewhere somehow, we don't know exactly,
you know, pulled around somebody, probably waiting for a spot,

(01:24:24):
something like that. Well, that other person got out and
was mad with Dime. Problem is that other person tried
to open Dime's door, and Dime did not like that.

Speaker 9 (01:24:31):
All right, You know what, car, I'm not playing with Q.

Speaker 7 (01:24:44):
You cut me off.

Speaker 4 (01:24:45):
That's what's wrong with me. My face now, I'm not
in your face.

Speaker 9 (01:24:49):
Go back to your car.

Speaker 4 (01:24:51):
You tout my car again, you'll get your ass.

Speaker 6 (01:24:56):
Wow, that's nerved by the way you walk up to
somebody else's. It's one thing you walk up and you
yell something, but car, Yeah, but like you walk up
and you open their door.

Speaker 7 (01:25:06):
That's crazy.

Speaker 6 (01:25:07):
But you're asking a good shot. Yeah, or as you
just heard, get her, get her mother, get your whole ass.
Beat was not messing around.

Speaker 4 (01:25:17):
And let me let me give you a little because
I've I see this all the time. Little pro tip here,
wait until dime parks and then do whatever the hell
you want to hurt car vann vandal. Don't go and
open well here's here's I would say, because they have
cameras out there. Go park like down the street, get
a hat or something, walk back to the park right

(01:25:39):
then carry wags in.

Speaker 6 (01:25:45):
I did see some kind of road radge video recently
where this guy he thinks he's all bad.

Speaker 4 (01:25:49):
He gets out of his car. He's got a pistol.

Speaker 6 (01:25:52):
He walks up to the other guy's window and he's
like kind of brandishing it. He's not like he hadn't
shot it yet. But as soon as the guy saw
that he had a gun. This guy unloaded on him
with his gun, and that's it. Yeah, Like, you walk
up to this person's car with a gun, whether you
use it or not, you don't know what you're gonna do,
Like you're asking to.

Speaker 9 (01:26:12):
Die your you have your gun. The driver had the
thought that he was intending to use it.

Speaker 4 (01:26:17):
This week in audio a Sea Bass original game, how
do they out? You know, audio clip, but don't tell
you anything else, and you the audience, guess how this
person hurt themselves?

Speaker 20 (01:26:28):
Okay, okay, here one more time.

Speaker 4 (01:26:47):
Very specific. Great.

Speaker 9 (01:26:50):
As the garage door is closing, she walked into it.

Speaker 4 (01:26:53):
Oh so you heard the garage door.

Speaker 6 (01:26:54):
Maybe I'm thinking, like because it sounds like she maybe
like uh, fell into some like toys like kids toys
like baby stepped on the lego that buckled her her legs.

Speaker 10 (01:27:04):
I'm thinking she's like trying to hang something on the
ceiling and then falls.

Speaker 6 (01:27:08):
Oh yeah, that could be good too.

Speaker 8 (01:27:09):
It kind of seemed like she like walked into a
wall and something like a shelf fell on her.

Speaker 9 (01:27:13):
Oh yeah, but then the what are you doing implies
that she's doing something that normal people wouldn't right.

Speaker 10 (01:27:19):
Oh wait, is this that video where there's a whole
bunch of legos on a shelf and then the kid
like touches it and they all fall.

Speaker 4 (01:27:25):
It's not that video, menace, but Greg Gorey, you know
your garage door open? Her sad She had parked in
the driveway because you got to swap her garage is
full of garbage, and it was a little bit rady
outside it. She didn't want to get her hair wet,
and so as the garage doors opening, and she didn't
let it open all the way, and she walked in
running covering her head because if her hair gets well,

(01:27:45):
I guess she'll die. And then of course cracks her
face right into the garage door.

Speaker 9 (01:27:57):
Only there was a way to clean out your garage.

Speaker 4 (01:27:59):
Actually, Mark, it's possible.

Speaker 6 (01:28:02):
G show next, hang on, Funnidia, it's the one show. Okay,
did we use all your clipsy bass or do you
have anything else for us? You gotta watch venue. Another
little fact, another one, how you talk to it old

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bonus Today.

Speaker 10 (01:28:24):
Dogs they're great, They're dumb as hell, and they're basically cats.

Speaker 4 (01:28:29):
They sleep all day. Two French bulldogs. Well, this is
an English bulldog that's the bigger, fatter, is a slobbier version.
I would love to have one, but the slab rig
is too much for me. I lived with a couple
of these things, and they are slabber machines. Well, this
one has a special talent besides that it can sing
along the songs. Okay, do enjoy?

Speaker 11 (01:28:48):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:28:49):
This is an English bulldog in England, by the way,
so it's a fial. You didn't make.

Speaker 21 (01:28:54):
It right, Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:29:22):
I've heard that there are certain people veterinarians. You say,
these dogs shouldn't even be on the earth, haters, but
they aren't listening to that, no, and they are just haters. Yep.
All right.

Speaker 6 (01:29:32):
This week in audio, I think we did talk about
the story about the guy who is uh. It was
in Venezuela. They had their election, right Maduro. Yeah, we
were talking about that, and like you know, by all accounts,
there was some lot of drama. Yeah, there was some
election nonsense going on to in a communistic mush called

(01:29:54):
it out.

Speaker 4 (01:29:54):
And so I thought that one guy got like one
hundred percent of the vote.

Speaker 6 (01:29:57):
Now they're they're over one hundred percent. Yeah, and now
and now Elon Musk had said something about it, and
now this Maduro guy he's got a beef with Elon
says he's his number one arch enemy.

Speaker 4 (01:30:09):
And not only that, he'll beat him up. Okay, here
is you can translate for this. Okay, So I love
the way he says.

Speaker 10 (01:30:24):
He's like, yeah, called a fat piece of crap and
meet me wherever.

Speaker 4 (01:30:30):
Cat catch me outside.

Speaker 10 (01:30:33):
But like I don't know, Greg, and I say this
all the time, Like, dude, Elon, you're the richest person
in the world. Why are you getting involved with like
beefing with these randoms constantly? Like why create more and
more enemies? Like when you go outside you don't.

Speaker 9 (01:30:48):
Know the danger.

Speaker 4 (01:30:50):
It is a weird world.

Speaker 6 (01:30:52):
I mean between stuff like this and then you got
you know, Hulk Cogan at the Republican convention, and then
you had what's her name, Twerking for the Kamala Harris thing,
like their thing. It's like this is a lot of
these things are just supposed to be like like legitimately

(01:31:14):
what we do is not important? What like, uh this
is going on? You know with this it's it's supposed
to be a little bit more ReSpectacle. Yeah, it's like
now we're we're threatening to physically fight each other. Yeah, uh,
you know, we're twerking. We're ripping our shirts off wrestlers.

Speaker 4 (01:31:31):
It's not forget. Amber Rose was also at the public
convention with face tattoo.

Speaker 6 (01:31:35):
Yeah anyway, eight seven seven forty four Wooding text us
over to two two nine eight seven. They're back, Sit
on my face. It's the Hood Show, all right, Welcome
back everybody. Thursday morning, It's the Woody Show. Phones open
at eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, you can hit
us up with the text over to two to nine
eight seven. Yeah, just to clarify, you know what we're

(01:31:57):
talking about. Like my buddy with the guns and everything else.
I mean, I'm a gun owner. I love going to
the range and everything else. I would not hesitate if
somebody broke into the house or my family was somehow threatened.
I would never hesitate about that. I'm a Second Amendment
guy for sure.

Speaker 4 (01:32:12):
So I'm I.

Speaker 6 (01:32:13):
I guess sometimes I come across as like being somebody
who's against it. I was just surprised with my friend
because of how many guns he's accumulated in such a
short amount of time. But he's discovered a passion and
he is like he's really going for it.

Speaker 4 (01:32:27):
But is he one of these Civil war guys.

Speaker 6 (01:32:29):
No, like, no, no, he's not. Honestly, I'll tell you
what it is. There was there was an issue in
his neighborhood. And he's a Jew in New Jersey and
the neighbor is very, very hostile, and it got him nervous.
His wife's very nervous, and so he's like, you know what,
maybe we should have something to protect ourselves. He had
never had guns before, and so he went out and

(01:32:51):
he got this gun. Then he went all in, yeah,
and then he went to the range and he said
that was it. Like the minute he went to the range,
he said, he discovered a passion thrill.

Speaker 4 (01:32:59):
And now the guy you know is the same guy
that didn't leave his house for five years because yes.

Speaker 6 (01:33:04):
Yes, and whose wife never shaves her bush.

Speaker 4 (01:33:07):
All right, somebody's getting hurt. There will be an act.
I mean, I'm glad that he's you know, doing you know,
practicing and stuff like that. But this, this is the
recipe for a disaster, you.

Speaker 6 (01:33:16):
Think, But there's the reason, because there's too many the
it's the reason you get a gun is to protect yourself.
And then if there if there's like what could be
an imminent threat like this this neighbor is nuts.

Speaker 7 (01:33:26):
Okay, is there paranoia at place?

Speaker 4 (01:33:28):
Exactly? You are more much, much more And I know
the odds are weird, but you are much more likely
likely to hurt yourself or your family than hurt an intruder.

Speaker 6 (01:33:35):
Yeah, but also I think it makes you feel better.
I know it does, right, you know, like you know,
knowing that you are prepared and from what he's told
me about what's because not there was an interaction between
this neighbor and another Jewish family on the street and
uh yeah, and it made him really nervous. This guy's
nuts and nobody's doing anything about it, and so yeah,

(01:33:55):
so he just wants to be prepared, that's all. And
I could see where that would that would bring him
some comfort. So anyway, that was that. Today, August first,
it's Homemade Pie Day. Change the subject. It's also National
IPA Day.

Speaker 4 (01:34:09):
Menace.

Speaker 6 (01:34:09):
I know you're much into IPA's National Raspberry Cream Pie Day.
It's a National Girlfriend Day. And for the parents out there,
it's Respect for Parents Day and International Child Free Day.

Speaker 4 (01:34:26):
Perfect, that's how you respect him.

Speaker 6 (01:34:29):
Patrick mahomes quarterback for the Chiefs. He is eleventh on
the list of the highest paid quarterbacks. Did you see
that deal that they gave a dude on the Packers, No,
Jordan Love, he is now the highest paid quarterback in
NFL history, more than Mahon based on like eight good games.

Speaker 4 (01:34:47):
The salary cap keeps going up.

Speaker 8 (01:34:49):
Yeah, I know every year there's a contract now to
make sure that he's the highest paid again.

Speaker 6 (01:34:53):
Well, no, so he's tied at eleventh with Kirk Cousins.
That guy has just stepped and crap his whole career.

Speaker 4 (01:34:57):
I think Kurt his stuff is way mo a crazier.

Speaker 6 (01:35:01):
So he' said eleventh with Kirk Cousins. They both make
Greg forty five million dollars a season.

Speaker 4 (01:35:05):
It's okay.

Speaker 6 (01:35:07):
And does Mahomes care about this? He was asked about it,
he says nope. Asked if he feels underpay, the answer nope,
he says, quote, I think it's a very cool answer.
He goes, I'm doing pretty well myself. For me, it's
just about going out trying to win some football games,
trying to make money for my family, and at the
end of the day, I feel like I'm doing a great.

Speaker 4 (01:35:24):
Job of that.

Speaker 6 (01:35:25):
I'm winning.

Speaker 4 (01:35:27):
He's doing okay totally. Plus he's got all that state
far money about shoulders was way more endorsements than the
other guys. Oh, of course, and I know PBS doesn't
pay him a lot for being on Sesame Street.

Speaker 10 (01:35:37):
But yeah, well do you see that whole thing? I
don't think we talked about it with the Raiders. They
had that krimin de frog.

Speaker 4 (01:35:44):
Uh that was given to them. Yeah, that was on
Oh yeah, I did see that. Supposed to be Mahomes.
You're still the Raider.

Speaker 6 (01:35:51):
Robert Downey junior star this year's Comic Con in San
Diego is reportedly getting one hundred million dollars to play
Doctor Doom.

Speaker 4 (01:35:58):
Yes to act?

Speaker 3 (01:36:00):
What is it?

Speaker 4 (01:36:00):
What is it?

Speaker 6 (01:36:01):
Three months of filming? Well, and then on average.

Speaker 4 (01:36:05):
Probably I think you got to go back for a
couple of voiceovers.

Speaker 6 (01:36:08):
But the long day is it's called six months, and
I think million dollars for six months.

Speaker 4 (01:36:12):
I think Doctor Doo might be a lot like Thanos,
where it's mostly CGI.

Speaker 9 (01:36:16):
Yeah, imagine doing that just for like one hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 6 (01:36:19):
Rip Now one of your favorite bands, Greg green Day,
I love them. During the show, Billy Joe Armstrong held
up a Donald Trump mask with the word idiot written
on the forehead and the people are comparing it to
what Kathy Griffin did that essentially ended her career. It's
a little bit different, but you know, people aren't taking
it that way necessarily. If you're if you're a fan

(01:36:41):
of Abbott Elementary, Quintin Brunson says that they're doing a
crossover that will quote change television as we know it.

Speaker 4 (01:36:49):
And the only thing I.

Speaker 6 (01:36:49):
Could think of is like maybe always Sonny like somehow
because they're both Philadelphia based, right, so like, you know
what would be another comedy?

Speaker 4 (01:36:58):
Yeah, comedy, No.

Speaker 6 (01:37:01):
I'm of a change television. I think I'm trying to
think of like what a crossover would be.

Speaker 4 (01:37:05):
I would think it would be extremely different. It's abcver
in FX, although they're both on Hulu now, so yeah,
like yeah, it would have to be something that's like
where was Community comp NBC? But it's all but everything's
on Hulu now, so you'd think they.

Speaker 8 (01:37:20):
Could well, yeah, the Goldbergs, it was also based in Philadelphia.

Speaker 6 (01:37:24):
Speaking of Philly, Travis and Jason Kelsey, they're trying to
lock down a deal with Amazon for their new Heights podcast.

Speaker 4 (01:37:30):
Oh I heard about that money deal.

Speaker 6 (01:37:32):
It'll be reportedly worth somewhere around one hundred million dollars.

Speaker 13 (01:37:35):
Damn.

Speaker 6 (01:37:37):
I remember when Matt Healy, he's the lead singer for
the nineteen seventy five Remember when we kissed that guy
on stage and one of his bandmates.

Speaker 10 (01:37:44):
Whole festival Malaysia. Yeah, Malaysian Music Festival.

Speaker 9 (01:37:47):
It was like buying.

Speaker 6 (01:37:48):
Well, now that festival is suing the band for two
point four million dollars.

Speaker 9 (01:37:53):
Wow, just throw the lawsuit in the garbage, right. Yeah,
they're in Malaysia And I'm.

Speaker 6 (01:37:58):
Not sure if you saw it yet. See basketball, there's
a promo out for the Golden Bachelorette.

Speaker 4 (01:38:02):
Oh, I've not seen that.

Speaker 6 (01:38:03):
The old slut looking for love? Is this sixty one
year old broad Her name is Joan Vassos.

Speaker 4 (01:38:08):
Joan.

Speaker 6 (01:38:09):
She was one of the contestants on The Golden Bachelor.
Now the show starts on Wednesday, September the eighteenth, which means, so,
will Woody show a Golden Bachelorette we.

Speaker 4 (01:38:20):
Meet other ladies? Yeah, and that.

Speaker 6 (01:38:24):
Was one of my favorite segments that has come out
of the last like twelve months of this show. It
is so funny and a.

Speaker 4 (01:38:30):
Lot of folks ask where can I go find these ladies?
Guilf dot Com.

Speaker 6 (01:38:34):
Yeah, it's like these old lady like you know, camgirls,
but they're like all these like really old grandma's and stuff,
and I don't know, it's just the interaction between sea
bass and his voice.

Speaker 3 (01:38:45):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:38:45):
My favorite is when I pull up one of the
one of their rooms and they're just asleep. Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (01:38:52):
So I'll be looking forward to that so depressing. They're
literally passed out one of these stage you're gonna to
punch in and they're gonna be dead.

Speaker 3 (01:39:02):
Shiday, We're gonna It's Shiversday.

Speaker 4 (01:39:07):
We're gonna sit It's Shiversday, and you know we don't
do what all right?

Speaker 6 (01:39:13):
Some birthdays starting with the celebrities. Jason Momoa, Aquaman himself
is forty five today. Chuck d from Public Enemy is
sixty four. Tempt Bledsoe, who is Vanessa Huxtable on The
Cosby Show, She's fifty one. Adam Durretz, the lead singer
of the Counting Crows. He was a master swordsman in
his does smell his fingers felts because he used to

(01:39:33):
date Jennifer Andison.

Speaker 4 (01:39:34):
In her prime. Hell, yeah, sixty years old today.

Speaker 6 (01:39:38):
You got Joe Elliott, the lead singer for def Leppard,
who is sixty five, and Sam Mendez the director. His
first movie was American Beauty and he also directed the
James Bond movies Skyfall, Inspector. He's fifty nine years old.
Your pornod birthday today is Paige Owens and today's birthday Girl.

(01:39:58):
She's also going to school the fun fact not a joke.
She's also going to school for electrical engineering.

Speaker 4 (01:40:04):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (01:40:05):
And she recently tweeted that she got all a's last semester.

Speaker 3 (01:40:08):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:40:09):
And she's a selest.

Speaker 6 (01:40:10):
It's just for her, but when she's on the set,
she's making her parents proud. Horn it up in six
hundred and seventy eight fine adult films. Oh, she was
in a League of their moans. She was also in
All He Wants is Bush Volume one, That's All He
Wants Yep, she was fantastic and wreck My Holes also
not he made cod Masturbating Yes and Greg who can

(01:40:32):
forget her unforgettable role in PERV City Department of Double
Penetration Volume four.

Speaker 4 (01:40:37):
Oh Wow, they're working hard on the local government.

Speaker 6 (01:40:40):
Really hard rock card. That's pai j Owens, who is
twenty six years alday twenty six in six hundred and
seventy eight films, Y and going to School. That's a
busy girl, overachiever.

Speaker 4 (01:40:51):
Yeah, and that's.

Speaker 6 (01:40:52):
Yourparno Birtday, your celebrity birth days and a Thursday morning. Lookal,
what's happening with it? Just a few things, entertainment, news, whatever.
Here on the Woody Show. We're gonna take a quick break.
More Woody Shows next, hang on, well, be right Backbuila
wouldn't approve the show? All right, tat to wrap up,

(01:41:14):
Get the hell out of here, everybody. Let's do that
your pre Friday a Thursday morning morning part of their
day out of the way Full show podcast. We've missed
anything available before you if you go to the woodieshow
dot com today, Yes there was a brand new Redneck
News and yes we got you updated all the trending
news headlines. But we also had to bid some people
a farewell. Yeah, we met some disgruntled listeners today at

(01:41:37):
the crossroads. Yeah it's all right, but I feel so
much lighter again. It's like taking a nice healthy dump.

Speaker 9 (01:41:42):
Do you like that?

Speaker 6 (01:41:43):
You have so much more, so much more room for activities.
You know when you hurt those turns out of the
punch bowl. So that and a whole bunch more waiting
for you on the Thursday podcast by going to The
Woody Show dot com.

Speaker 4 (01:41:55):
Tomorrow's Friday Guys. Hell yeah, another week.

Speaker 6 (01:41:58):
We're gonna wrap it up, but the Friday Fail stories
also a dumb ass contest. It will be the d
u i Q and I got a special treat for
you tomorrow. We just got an email the other day
and I figured, hey, why not, it's another round of
judge my baby. Finally, we've had a couple of those
emails where people have been fired on Sammy and saying, hey, Sammy,

(01:42:18):
rate me tell me on a scale one to ten
where I fall you would have?

Speaker 4 (01:42:23):
I know, Greg loves it. It's fun.

Speaker 6 (01:42:24):
So people for the longest time, we're sending us pictures
of their babies. And because there's a thing you go
around new parents do it all the time and you're
showing off pictures of your baby. Is your baby ugly?
You'll never see it as a parent, But do you
really want to go around if the majority of people
think your baby's kind of funky?

Speaker 4 (01:42:42):
I don't want to see pictures of your kids. Yeah,
I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 (01:42:44):
Yeah, So what we'll do is I'll have menas post
a couple of the pictures on our Instagram and people
can get started on the comments. So we already have
like a headstart people. Then you tune in tomorrow and
then you can see, Yeah, you tune in on Friday
and you could see what our thoughts are and then
we'll read you some of our favorite comments. So again,
make sure you check our instagram at.

Speaker 4 (01:43:06):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 6 (01:43:07):
Okay, so be excited, Greg, I know you've been dying
for that to come back. Absolutely, that and anything else
that we can do to get through the morning into
the weekend as quickly as possible. It's happening Friday on
the Woody Show, right Menace, Sea Bass, Sam, anything you
like to add no Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.

Speaker 9 (01:43:25):
Yeah, we may never know why purple hair makes women fat.
We probably will never know.

Speaker 6 (01:43:37):
There wants to be a lot of calories in purple
hair dye. Thinks that's one of my favorite ones in
recent memory. Greg, excellent, I get ready for a crossroads
email on that.

Speaker 4 (01:43:50):
I'll take it. Oh man, that's good.

Speaker 6 (01:43:54):
All right, Thank you very much, Greg Gory, thank you
so much for giving them what he show some of
your valuable time this morning. You know weovi it appreciate
you for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
We'll catch you back here on Friday. Have a great day.
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