The Woody Show August 2nd 2024 Podcast

Fail Stories, The DUIQ, Judge My Baby, New Headlines & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's due to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion is advised. That's not all no Woody Shows.
The Woody Show Insensitivity Training class is now in session.

Speaker 3 (00:43):
A good morning everybody. Today is August the second, twenty
twenty four. Today is my daughter's birthday. You go birthday? Yeah,
I think we're doing McDonald's dinner time.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Wow, that's how it works in our house. If it's
your birthday, you gets choose where we go as a
family for your birthday.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
We're all very excited.

Speaker 1 (01:04):
Was she twelve? Yeah? Wow?

Speaker 4 (01:07):
I know, say, did she still get a kids meal
or she gets an adult meal?

Speaker 3 (01:11):
She asks for the kids meal all the time, but
she she out eats the kids meal, you know what
I mean. So it's like she ends up ordering other
stuff anyway. So now we moved on just to to
cheeseburger meal. Okay, yeah, I love that one, actually level
adult meal. But happy birthday to my little mouse, you know,
happy birthday.

Speaker 1 (01:26):
And everybody else you guys, Happy Friday. Yeah, well I'm Boddy.
That's great. Gory menis happy Friday to you? Happy Friday.
There's your employee of the month at Sea Bass Sammy
is here. May we got bored. We got Caroline Morgan's here,

(01:48):
at Vaughan's here, and you are vip our guest. Up, honor.

Speaker 5 (01:52):
Let's get through the morning into the weekend. Welcome to
the Woodie Show. All right, so here's the plan for
the show today.

Speaker 3 (02:03):
What we want you to do is buckle up because
we've got a very ambitious schedule to keep to today.
We're going to try our best. Here's what I can promise.
We're gonna do the Friday fail stories for sure. Yes,
also the duy Q Today's dumb Ass contest win a
prize with the duy Q just we can do every
Friday news of course, So keep you updated all the
big things. Something we have not done for a long time.

(02:26):
This is Greg is so excited. Uh, Sammy, you have
not been here for a round of this yet, have you?

Speaker 1 (02:33):
No?

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Okay, so it's been like, what almost two years since
you've worked here. Yeah, it's long. It's been at least
a couple of years since we've done today. You guys
judge my baby finally. Uh So, the way this works,
parents actually send pictures of their baby to us because

(02:55):
they're looking for uh they're looking for an evaluation. Right,
kind of like how it's worth keeping we've been Yeah,
it should have got to the baby box of the firehouse. No,
but kind of like how these guys have been sending
these emails, you know, asking, Hey, Sammy, let's get a rating.
What do you think on scale one of ten?

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Keep those coming.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
There are so many people out there, you know who
we're talking about. They got some muggly ass kids. We
have a coworker who works in uh at the building here,
who goes around showing pictures of his daughter all the time.
We've nicknamed her Hammerhead because it looks like a hammerhead
shark where there's like one eye like over here and yeah,
so Hammerhead, Yeah, poor little Hammerhead.

Speaker 1 (03:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
Anyway, so before you go showing these pictures around and
getting that reaction from people who won't tell you to
your face, you can kind of just float it to us.
Just know, we'll give an opinion. Yeah, we'll give you
the honest evaluation of do you have a cute baby
or not. I'm sure it's going to grow up to
be a fine person, for sure, but you know maybe
most likely, you know, probably. But what we've done is

(03:58):
we've got a little head start now if you our
Instagram at the Woody Show. I posted a couple of
the pictures that the mom sent in, and I'll read
you the email and everything else. I'll read you some
of the better comments that we liked that people left
on the Instagram, and then also go around the room
and give this woman the determination that she's looking for
Judge my baby. Exciting that is that is you. You

(04:19):
can go right now to our Instagram at the Woody
Show and you could check it out there.

Speaker 1 (04:23):
A couple are things going on.

Speaker 3 (04:24):
This chick in the news who used to be a
financial manager for the US Army. She got busted for
stealing more than one hundred million dollars. Damn, over the
course of six years.

Speaker 1 (04:37):
Took them that long to notice.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
Her name is Janet Mellow. She was just sentenced to
fifteen years in prison. She was collecting grant money that
was supposed to go to child and youth services, and
then she would deposit the grant checks into her own
personal banking account.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
That seems like I just said, yes, yeah.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
She spent the money on things like clothes and vehicles
and real estate, specifically eighty two vehicles, including a Maserati,
a Mercedes she about a nineteen fifty four Corvette, a
Ferrari motorcycle, and there was one day, a single day
back in twenty twenty two, she spent nine hundred and
twenty three thousand dollars on jewelry. Her lawyer says that

(05:18):
she realizes that she did wrong and she's very a
shaw just enjoing the fifteen years.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
Is there not one friend in her life, one relative
in her life that yaid, hey, you know what, where
did you get these Ferraris and gifting them?

Speaker 2 (05:34):
Right?

Speaker 6 (05:34):
Yeah, to drive them and yeah.

Speaker 7 (05:37):
There's a way.

Speaker 1 (05:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (05:40):
It reminds me of I was at an event recently
and they had the mayor out and the mayor was
like introducing all these people and then they go and
give it up for our treasurer. And the treasurer she's
one of like head to toe Fendi. She has like
eight thousand dollars Chanel Perse. I'm like, huh really saying

(06:00):
must pay really?

Speaker 1 (06:01):
Well, yeah, it's got unfettered access to the city. Check. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:07):
Some other news here. According to a new study from
George Washington University, there's a lot of chocolate out there
that has concerning levels of heavy metals, which could be toxic.
They analyze seventy two cocoa based foods like dark chocolate,
which I always say is healthy, and you know, obviously
control amounts, not the way that I eat healthy. They

(06:29):
found that forty three percent contained an amount of lead
that exceeds recommendations.

Speaker 9 (06:35):
Oh no, so I mean, nothing to be too concerned about.
But so again, will anybody do anything differently in this room? No,
of course no, I'll.

Speaker 6 (06:42):
Never think about it again.

Speaker 1 (06:43):
Exactly a phone, good day.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
I was just having a thought to myself the other
day about you know, I was talking to somebody there. Oh,
my dad. My dad still smokes. Quit smoking for a while.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
Quit Yeah, yeah, no, he did.

Speaker 3 (06:59):
He quit for a while, and then he started smoking again.
I'm giving him all this crap. I'm like, dude, what
are you do when you're killing yourself?

Speaker 1 (07:06):
He knows, because I think he was sneaking like a child,
hiding him from my stepmother and stuff.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
But only for a walk. Yeah, because I'm pretty sure,
because I told you he works outside of He trains
race horses, and so he's outside on the track and
outside the barn and everything, and that you can't smoke
in the bar in these days. He used to be
able to do that, but like, that's all those guys do.
It is like when they're h when they're hanging out,
you know, in between like taking horses out on the track,
they sit there and they chop it up and they smoke.

(07:33):
That's the way. That's my memory of my dad at work, right,
And uh so I think he was always smoking there.
I'm not sure he ever really truly quit. But I'm like, man,
you're killing yourself blah blah blah. And then I thought
to myself, well look at you, fat ass, and somebody
on the on Instagram nailed at the other go what
do you? I don't know why you even bother. You're
always going to be fat. I'm like, you know what,
you're probably.

Speaker 1 (07:52):
Righting the comments? Yeah yeah, yeah dude, No, no, I'm
not like I'm not living in the comments.

Speaker 6 (08:00):
But you have lost the weight before, so that's an untrue.

Speaker 3 (08:03):
No I have, but here it it's back again, right,
so goes that. You know what I'm saying, guys, right, yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Exactly, But you can do it what I have done it.
Yeah right, Paso, logically we all know what's bad for us.
Doesn't mean I'm ever gonna look at it. Everybody who
says there and goes, I don't know why you do that,
Like look at the stuff that they do. They're probably
like a heavy drinker. Yeah something right, Yeah, it's all
a bunch of hypocrites smokers. No, it's bad for them,
they know.

Speaker 8 (08:26):
Yeah, And he comes from an era where people rarely
died from smoking, you know, like.

Speaker 1 (08:31):
No for real, like some of those No, that's unsure.

Speaker 7 (08:34):
Yeah, Like, well here was he born.

Speaker 1 (08:35):
Like that's like to be on the old people that
he's born in fifty six, fifty six maybe a little bit.
That's not the old timing generation you're thinking of. Yeah, Like, yeah,
generation would smoke their entire life, quit when they were
like eighty seven, yeah, and live to be ninety nine.
So is that the nineteen thirties? All right?

Speaker 3 (08:53):
So like my dad's mom, she died of lung cancer.
She was a NonStop smoker. My grandfather, my dad's dad,
he died in his like early seventies. You know, he
was a Raleigh unfiltered cigarette smoker.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
Yeah, that's cool. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:11):
And here one thing we was talking about drinking is
of the popularity of non alcoholic beverages is on the rise,
and there's also more and more sober bars popping up
in cities all over, big and small, New York, La, Atlanta, Orlando,
and there's already a ton and growing. Many sober bars
do have alcohol, but they mostly serve mocktails, coffee, or

(09:35):
drinks made with CBD or like, was it kava?

Speaker 1 (09:39):
What'skava?

Speaker 8 (09:40):
I've heard it's a brand, a weed brandka brand.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
Yeah, they say it's like some kind of like psychoactive
root that can produce some mild sedative effects, according to
the article here, So is that sober?

Speaker 1 (09:54):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
That's not a sober bar for serving booze and kava.

Speaker 1 (10:00):
To elevate your mood and you're well being, I mean cool,
But you can be called a sober bar, right, Yeah,
I don't think.

Speaker 3 (10:06):
I think so.

Speaker 1 (10:07):
Like either way, I would never get.

Speaker 8 (10:08):
I know, the places that have the options are doing
really well with those drinks. But to have a standalone bar,
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (10:15):
But isn't that okay? So it just sounds like every bar.
The sober bar sounds like every bar they have, you know,
all these other So maybe they have a couple extra
things like coffee or some of the things that.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
A typical bar bar would have that. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (10:26):
Yeah, couldn't any bar just be a sober bar if
you go in there and don't order alcoholic drink exactly.

Speaker 1 (10:34):
Have you ever been to a sober wedding? Yeah, but
I brought alcohol, did you. Yeah, it's like an punishment
as I went to this.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
Night time wedding because you love the people involved.

Speaker 1 (10:46):
Right, it was a sober wedding. It was at night,
so they had a coffee bar. I'm like, oh God,
get me out of here. Bring your own bos.

Speaker 3 (10:55):
If phones are open eight seven seven forty four Woody
Friday check In, send those over to us. Tell us
who you are, give us your name, tell us what
part of town you're listening to the Woody Show this morning.
Maybe you got an exciting weekend plan you'd like to
share with us, Keep it positive, whatever it is. Yeah,
we got that Friday vibe, the Friday energy going. We
like to keep it that way. Right, No sober bars, right, yeah,
don't tell me about your going to sober bar. Yeah, yeah,

(11:16):
anyone anything you'd like to have us mentioned with that
Friday check in, just send all the information over to us.
Two to nine, eight seven. We're gonna take a quick break.
More Woodies Show next.

Speaker 10 (11:25):
Hang on, Hey, Henk Teddy, we just found a really
gross video on the internet.

Speaker 1 (11:28):
We got to check it out.

Speaker 10 (11:30):
More Woody Show next.

Speaker 1 (11:31):
Okay, please again.

Speaker 8 (11:32):
Hey everybody, I hope you're enjoying The Woody Show podcast.
It's menace. Are you gonna be in the city of Glendale,
California or near Glendale August tenth. Well, I'm gonna be
there from one to three pm at Fabletics at Glendale Galleria.
It's the grand opening. I'm gonna have a ton of
giveaways for theme parks, concerts, Woody Show merch mr So

(11:52):
come hang out with me one to three pm at
Fabletics in Glendale at Glendale Galleria.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
That's Saturday, August tenth.

Speaker 8 (11:59):
In the meantime, keeping joining the Woody Show Podcast, this.

Speaker 1 (12:07):
Is non.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
And we are into another new hour. Dude Diggers Insensitivity
Training for a politically correct World.

Speaker 1 (12:19):
Friday morning, everybody. Hey, it is August.

Speaker 3 (12:22):
The second, twenty twenty four. My name is Whatdy. That
is Greg Goring. Morning, Greg, good morning, and happy weekend
to you. Weekend menace.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
Happy weekend to you. Yeah? Are you excited? I am?

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Well, today's my daughter's birthday, so turn out.

Speaker 1 (12:38):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:39):
She wants me to pick her up from camp today.
All right, my wife normally does that before her birthday.
She goes, Daddy, I think you can pick me up today?

Speaker 1 (12:46):
Oh okay, make it's so special.

Speaker 3 (12:48):
Yeah I think I think you can.

Speaker 10 (12:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
I said I could happen.

Speaker 3 (12:51):
I said I can make that happen. I can have
a bad Yeah, So go do that. And she gets
to pick where we go to dinner.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Oh, is she getting up for a coat for a birthday?

Speaker 11 (12:58):
No?

Speaker 1 (12:59):
She wants all the old twelve year old girls. All
they want is makeup and skincare. That's the that's the
big thing because there because their complexion is so bad. Yeah,
so bad that my wife's like, you're twelve, what do
you need skincare for?

Speaker 12 (13:10):
Guy?

Speaker 1 (13:11):
So she gets early. It's all that consumer's craft from
your wife. So she doesn't.

Speaker 3 (13:16):
She doesn't from YouTube. It's all these kids on YouTube,
just get it from my wife. My wife barely wears makeup.

Speaker 9 (13:22):
I'm not not making specifically, but in general. Okay, you've
got such a heart on for my wife. It's really weird.
You're the one who could plays about the five hundred
dollars soap.

Speaker 1 (13:32):
And the chocolates.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
Oh yeah, anymore now it's just dove, oh little dove chocolates.
You know, there's a sea bask Good morning.

Speaker 1 (13:42):
Sea basks. What kind of camp?

Speaker 13 (13:44):
Morning?

Speaker 1 (13:44):
What kind of camp?

Speaker 3 (13:45):
It's like, Well, they do some horseback riding. They have
like a like a little petting zoo kind of thing
going on. They got like sheep and.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Pigs and chickens, slash space camp, all all kinds of
stuff going on there.

Speaker 3 (13:57):
She loves it.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
I should have asked menace this years ago. But when
you have a little farm like your mom had or has, Yeah,
what is the point of sheep and goats? Like, if
you're not gonna what do they use them for? That's
a good question. I've never really known the goats.

Speaker 3 (14:11):
I think maybe goats to kind of help the fields
cleaned up.

Speaker 8 (14:14):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, milk. I guess I'm not drinking that sheep.
She has like some really rare sheep. I don't know,
I don't know. I think they're from like the Middle
East or something like that. And she uh designed.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Her she designer sheep.

Speaker 8 (14:29):
And she ended up selling them to some guy who
owned a Lamborghini dealership.

Speaker 1 (14:34):
I don't know what these sheep are for. That's what
you do.

Speaker 3 (14:37):
You have them just in case for some guy who
owns a Lamborghini dealership from the middle a.

Speaker 8 (14:41):
Middle maybe you like sheer them and hang on to
them and there's a special like for I don't know,
as that guy comes around.

Speaker 1 (14:49):
As you can tell, I'm not into it. So I
don't know that til she never like cheered him herself
and made her own whatever. I don't think. So now
she just like kept on. I like how you call
the grea, how they grow cotton. She's trying to chime in.

Speaker 8 (15:04):
Guys, she's trying, but yeah, I don't know what it's
really for. And then I mean she has the lama.

Speaker 1 (15:11):
What is that for? Yeah? Why do people have fitting?
I don't know. It does spit on her? Wow. Interesting.

Speaker 3 (15:18):
I think maybe because you have a certain amount land,
you feel like you're you're supposed to have animals.

Speaker 8 (15:22):
Animals, I means, what you do you know the chickens
makes sense? Yeah, And the chickens are cool because when
you open up the back door, they all come running
because then you like you just walk, you just walk
around in your backyard and then they just follow you.
Little dogs.

Speaker 1 (15:36):
Oh bit fine Bones are open eight seven seven forty
four Wooding.

Speaker 3 (15:40):
You can hit us up with the text over to
two to ninety seven Friday check ins like eight five
six Brandy from casec Bio clean Team listening from hoarding
job in a hoarding job.

Speaker 1 (15:53):
They're on they're cleaning it up.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
Yeah, they're in Pleasantville, New Jersey. They're on call this
weekend for any emergency I'm seeing or trauma response calls. Interesting,
like the clean up Greg, you would love to be
a cleaner, but.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
But hoarders never have working toilets.

Speaker 3 (16:11):
Oh yeah, there's a crew that keeps popping up on
Instagram and it's this woman. She loves it. She goes
into these houses where people haven't touched a thing in
years and they're living in there, in this filth, and
she does an amazing job cleaning it up. I mean
it never looks great, like, oh wow, I live there,
but the gun off of it.

Speaker 8 (16:29):
Yeah, I told you I've shared it on the show before.
But when I was a kid, I was friends with
these kids whose parents were hoarders, and the Greg is
exactly what you said. Uh So I was like, oh,
can I use the bathroom and go to the bathroom
and there's like just a hole in the ground and
a bucket, and their whole house is packed with crap.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
Got a text here goat and sheep mostly for weed control,
but they.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Know goats do rule for that.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
Yeah, rent them and oh yeah yeah yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:57):
And if you haven't heard before, my mom did have
a goat bumper, and it.

Speaker 3 (17:00):
Was always take menace out. He's very he was very
aggressive towards menace.

Speaker 1 (17:04):
Yeah, Bumper would sweep the leg on anybody.

Speaker 3 (17:06):
And if you'd just be on the grounds an abusive relationships,
go eat some weeds. Yeah, bump yeah, weed, man, don't
you have weed?

Speaker 1 (17:13):
You have a job to do. All right, Time for
your Friddie fail stories. Alright, ladies and gentlemen, boys and

(17:59):
girl send his time for your Friday fail story. All
these people thought they had the perfect plan, the plan
that can never go wrong. But then somewhere along the
line that went from being a great idea to one
big stake in nigga uber. I'll try pretty good, pretty good,

(18:31):
pretty good. Yeah, don't hate it, don't hit it. Yeah,
let's see. It was like a good one, all right.

Speaker 3 (18:38):
Starting in the story about this forty five year old
guy in Connecticut who was driving along sees a rattlesnake
in the middle of the road. Now, what do you
do most people this either go around and run it over, whatever,
get out and help it like a turtle.

Speaker 1 (18:50):
That's what he did.

Speaker 3 (18:52):
He stopped, try to get out of the road, but
in the process of doing that, the thing bit him
on the hand. His respiratory system start the fail. He
went into cardiac arrest. Somehow survived. But that's what you
get for caping for a snake. You see a snake,
you stop, why, get out? Realize okay, then once you

(19:13):
rise that it's venomous, then you turn around. Dude, no
good deed.

Speaker 11 (19:23):
Right.

Speaker 3 (19:25):
Earlier this week, an announcer for the Arizona Diamondbacks had
a menace moment. He saw this kid in the crowd
that was wearing a shirt said I can't I'm a moron.
So he pointed the shirt out and goes, all right,
I found my new favorite T shirt. Over you guys,
it's the kid on the right. I can't, I'm a moron.
The thing is start actually said I can't. I'm Mormon.

Speaker 1 (19:46):
Oh, I guess that means like I can't do any
fun applies both ways.

Speaker 3 (19:59):
Police in the RASCA they're looking for somebody who returned
a rental car but left some myth behind. And by
some myth, I mean they left behind nine pounds of meth.
Just they clearly know who rented the car, but they
are inviting whoever it is a chance to come forward.
They posted a picture of all the meth on their
Facebook page, saying, quote, feel free to stop by the

(20:19):
police department and speak with Officer Marquez. He's more than
happy to collect your information and take you on a
short walk across the street to the beautiful Hall County
Department of Corrections.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Oh you don't tell them that. Yeah, look they come
pick it up. But no. But here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (20:33):
I know this sounds crazy, but as someone you know
who's watched a lot of TV shows and movies, maybe
they would want to turn themselves. If there are some
drug boss out there missing nine pounds of meths, you
don't want to If you're the transport guy, you might
be safer in jail. I don't know how well connected
they are in the inside, you know, they get might
be in there.

Speaker 8 (20:52):
But yeah, I just might just say you got caught
or something. I think that would be better than you
forgot it in the rest?

Speaker 1 (20:57):
Right? Was mena excuses for this?

Speaker 3 (21:01):
Right?

Speaker 9 (21:01):
Because like they didn't see me with meth. It was
in a car that I've had it could it could
have been one of the workers at the rental spot
trunk open.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (21:10):
What I'm saying is you go back to uh you know,
Walter White, and you go, hey, you go back to
Gus Fring.

Speaker 1 (21:16):
You got to do sorry?

Speaker 3 (21:17):
Yeah, man, you know that nine pounds.

Speaker 9 (21:19):
But I think you just disappeared completely. Yeah, I mean
you forgot a cell phone and I did. That was
my own cell phone, Like I was, did you ever
get it back? Oh no, yeah no, they they reimbursed
me the money for it. I literally so I dropped off. Yeah,
it was with Alamo. I returned it to the airport.
It was sitting in the cup holder, and you know

(21:39):
they're right there at the door.

Speaker 3 (21:40):
I always feel so much pressure, Like I got a
rush because the person who's like scanning the car in
standing right there, and so like I'm making sure I
have you know that the keys are left there, not
in my pocket.

Speaker 1 (21:52):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (21:53):
So I get out and I'm getting my bag out
of the back seat, they're talking to me, do you
want the email receipt or whatever. So anyway, the bus
is there and it's about to leave. So I get
on the bus and no sooner was I on the
bus than I realized, like, ah, damn it, I forgot
my phone. So I'm with somebody, I'm traveling with somebody.
I did to find my phone thing and it was there.

(22:16):
It was still there. And then by the time I
got a hold of somebody because I I tried to
call somebody right away saying, hey, if I head back,
can I can I grab the phone?

Speaker 1 (22:26):
They go, yeah, we didn't find a phone.

Speaker 3 (22:28):
It's still showing up. It's there at the Alamo location,
and then all of a sudden it shut off. Had
my interest interesting, Now, this is years ago, it's like
two thousand and nine or something like that. But yeah, bastards,
I'm like, wait a minute, I said, literally thirty seconds
from the time I left the car walk the one
hundred feet to where the bus was, it just vanished. Yeah,

(22:51):
it was there, and then it wasn't there. I used
a GPS to get back to the rental car place.
Maybe I grabbed it, yeah, maybe maybe a burn if
I was meth guy in the rental car. That's when
you go to the dude with the vacuum cleaner store
and you disappear to a beautiful isolated cab.

Speaker 1 (23:06):
Can you get some plastic surgery?

Speaker 3 (23:08):
Yeah, here's another one involving drugs. A guitar ampus shipped
to a guitar center. It was a return. The employees
got it, opened it, and inside they found thousands of
dollars worth of drugs. This sender had just put the
guitar center address as the return address to make it
look legit, so when it didn't get to its intended destination,

(23:29):
it was returned to sender, which in this case they
just put the Guitar Center thing on there just for
legit purposes to make it look right. So yeah, the
cops are still trying to figure out who sent it
because they like to have a chat, much like the other.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Sale cops who are looking for the person with the
nine pounds of meth? Did that ever work?

Speaker 14 (23:46):
Like?

Speaker 1 (23:46):
If you could, you would it? Remember being poor as
a young kid, you would like, well, you can save
postage by put no postage on your letter address a
place you want to go? Oh yeah, oh yeah, EPs
or USP people. Yeah, was that real?

Speaker 3 (24:02):
Isn't somebody responsible for the postage? Then?

Speaker 8 (24:05):
Well but yeah, that's the thing, like when it shows up,
then they they would have to send it back cash
on delivery or something.

Speaker 1 (24:12):
Yeah, okay, yeah, I see what you're saying. Remember that
COD Yes, yeah, but you see those things on TV
call order it called the eight hundred number order it
it was like check money order or co D.

Speaker 8 (24:29):
I would actually like COOD these days, like on big
purchases online.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
Yeah, that'd be worth it for the retailer. I don't
know this big ticket items showing up and they're expecting
cash on delivery.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
They just get rolled.

Speaker 7 (24:41):
So how did that work?

Speaker 1 (24:42):
Was did like the take cash? And I don't know? Yeah? Right,
what if you couldn't take it or something like that? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (24:50):
Well, this is one of my favorite stories of the week.
And this one's got some audio. Let me get the
audio here for you.

Speaker 15 (24:56):
All right.

Speaker 3 (24:56):
So this story involves this guy. He's what you might
call a tesla enthusiastic, and he wanted to show how
tough the cyber truck is.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
Very tough. Oh, this is gonna be a positive story.
So he's shoot with a bunch of bullets and going
to bunce off right.

Speaker 3 (25:13):
No, so he walked on the windshield while taking a
video and talking a very big game about how well
they're made. And guess what happened to you guys?

Speaker 1 (25:21):
Everything was good? Yeah, I mean, oh, I know, Greg,
he left some shoe prints on the right.

Speaker 2 (25:25):
I know.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Why would you dirty up your own truck? Oh no,
he totally cracked the wind show.

Speaker 14 (25:30):
When you were literally out here driving the cyber truck,
the best truck ever. Y'all hate on this truck even
though this redefines what trucking should have been. Trucking hasn't
changed in years.

Speaker 1 (25:45):
This thing was built to last.

Speaker 14 (25:47):
So I'm literally walking on this thing right now. You
were going two.

Speaker 16 (25:53):
God oh no.

Speaker 9 (25:56):
First off, that's that's his problem. He shouldn't be walking
himself as a two hundred and forty pounds man. You
should have a hot chicken a bikinis.

Speaker 15 (26:05):
In years.

Speaker 14 (26:07):
This thing was built to last. So I'm literally walking
on this thing right now. We're going two hundred.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Oh.

Speaker 9 (26:15):
No, by the way, nowhere in the whole presentations that
I see Elon walking on the windshields.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
So no, he's just trying to broke cannonballs at the s.

Speaker 1 (26:27):
Yeah, that was unfortunate, but it was still still a bulletproof.
What's the status on your sea basket you getting? I got? Yeah,
they asked for my proof of residency and they say
it's that's it.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
So but they residency for what they can't sell it internationally.

Speaker 9 (26:42):
Insurance and stuff like that because they make you get
insurance because once the issue of vin once it's off
their production line, and then you'll have to get insurance
and they schedule it and.

Speaker 3 (26:51):
All this stuff was until like you went and signed
all the paperwork for the car, like you took delivery, right,
but you can pre get all that stuff round it
through the app.

Speaker 1 (27:00):
Will know like you know, no target date a date,
well the target dates to say in October through December.

Speaker 3 (27:04):
Okay, I didn't know if they moved up sometimes. So yeah,
I see all these videos of like there's all these
cyber trucks sitting in lots.

Speaker 1 (27:09):
God forbid that. Yeah, I can't you just say, hey,
now I see more and more on the road. I'm
a cyber Beast owner. I will be which is like
the three motor right right, right, right right, I'm gonna
get I'm getting the four motor one.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
Okay, well you might wait a little bit on that one.
That one's real special. Yeah, well, we're gonna have a
round of the d uy Q. That's today's dumb ass contest.
That'll be next. If you'd like to be our contestant
this week, go ahead and give us a call. Eight
seven seven forty four Woody is the number.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (27:42):
A Friday morning, A dumb ass contest for you to
win a prize here on the Woodie Show today.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
But this, gentlemen, boys and girls, it's time for the Yeah, yes, yes,
sto eight seven four. What he's the number?

Speaker 3 (28:05):
It's eighty seven seven.

Speaker 1 (28:08):
Feel good thing? All right, sea bask go ahead and
explain the way the game works, everybody.

Speaker 9 (28:12):
For I hit the streets to find someone drunk, and
then I asked that drunk person seemingly easy questions. But
oh did you forget that they were drunk? You've got
to guess whether this drunk person knows the answer to
these easy questions. If you can guess whether they know
two times out of three, you win.

Speaker 3 (28:27):
All right, So Morgan's joining us for the for the guessing. Oh,
because that's let's go to let's see Josh here on
line number two. Good morning, Josh, how.

Speaker 12 (28:36):
Are you goody?

Speaker 1 (28:38):
Good morning? All right?

Speaker 3 (28:39):
So Michelle, we're doing great, just trying to get through
this morning as quick as we can, all right. So Josh,
we're gonna get to know the drunk a little bit
better before we get to the actual questions that will
count towards you winning a prize or not. And who
do we have here, Sea Bass?

Speaker 1 (28:53):
This is Christian And as you're about to hear, Christian
is a mega bro and he checks all the broboxes.
So I'll explain to those.

Speaker 7 (28:59):
All right, how are you celebrating tonight? Christian?

Speaker 1 (29:02):
I drinking?

Speaker 7 (29:04):
What are you getting drink tonight? Christian?

Speaker 1 (29:06):
Jack and coke? Good old America. That's why I get
let's say, yeah, it's Tennessee, it's Atlanta, it's the South,
it's it's just America. Right, that's right.

Speaker 7 (29:16):
How do you drink regular coke or diet coke? Regular coke?
Because you're not a girl, right, brother, ladies treating tonight?

Speaker 1 (29:26):
That should answer it for you.

Speaker 7 (29:29):
That says there's that a laugh of pleasure and all
the numbers you've gotten. Yeah, that's right, that's right.

Speaker 3 (29:34):
Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 16 (29:34):
Bro.

Speaker 8 (29:35):
Yeah I didn't realize. Yes, Jack and Coke is a
really American dreams and.

Speaker 3 (29:40):
Yeah, did you get it in like a canned version?

Speaker 1 (29:43):
Now? Yeah, by the way, those are really good, really
really Yeah. They have a they have a diet one too.
They're not cheap.

Speaker 9 (29:51):
You know, you're gonna save a lot of money just
by you know, having the ability for convenience, you know,
right exactly?

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Do you want something in a can and take grab
and go there? Ready to go? They are super tasty.
I think I saw my target everywhere? All right, do
you y q? Josh?

Speaker 3 (30:02):
That is Christian? You ready for question number one?

Speaker 15 (30:05):
Yes, sir?

Speaker 1 (30:06):
All right, here we go, do y q?

Speaker 7 (30:08):
Charles Darwin wrote the Origin of What.

Speaker 1 (30:12):
I don't know? Do you know this one?

Speaker 15 (30:15):
Greg?

Speaker 1 (30:16):
I think I do. Yeah, I'm not sure, Morgan, do
you know this one?

Speaker 13 (30:20):
I think I do.

Speaker 3 (30:21):
Again, that's embarrassing.

Speaker 10 (30:23):
I want to ruin it.

Speaker 13 (30:24):
Well, you said you don't know it.

Speaker 1 (30:25):
I don't know, but it's embarrassing if we all don't
know it.

Speaker 13 (30:27):
Oh, I'm like seventy five percent sure I know.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
Yeah, I'm like, all right, fifty person, I'm gonna say yeah,
Christian does not. I will say that Menace does not.
All right, I sweep it for no, me too. First
first question out, I'm sweeping it. I'm sweeping it for no.
What do you think Morgan? Yep, sweep, no, sweep no, Greg, yeah, no, sweet.
What do you think about Christian you guys, do you
think he's gonna get it? No?

Speaker 1 (30:50):
I don't know. No, no, all right? What do you think? Josh?
Yes or no?

Speaker 15 (30:55):
Question?

Speaker 3 (30:57):
Yes?

Speaker 15 (30:57):
Sir?

Speaker 1 (30:58):
No, sir?

Speaker 7 (30:58):
All right?

Speaker 1 (30:59):
Question number one? Do you u?

Speaker 3 (31:00):
I q?

Speaker 7 (31:01):
Charles Darwin wrote the Origin of What Menace?

Speaker 1 (31:06):
Life and Death?

Speaker 3 (31:07):
Maybe life and death?

Speaker 1 (31:10):
All right, Sammy?

Speaker 3 (31:11):
Evolution, evolution?

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Morgan?

Speaker 13 (31:15):
Is it Darwinism?

Speaker 1 (31:17):
I mean, that's a ballsy move for your first book
to be like the Yeah, I'm assuming that's not the answer.
I don't know what it is, Morgan laughing at my answer. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dare was the worst answer. They all had pretty educated guesses.
Morgan's was the worst, though. Sammy's good though, la of

(31:37):
it's either man or species species?

Speaker 15 (31:40):
Greg?

Speaker 1 (31:40):
Yes, species. Well, now I know you guys, those are
terrible guesses. Yeah, you're in the wheelhouse. All right.

Speaker 3 (31:50):
Well, Josh said that Christian here will not get it right,
and if that is the case, he will be on
the board with his first point. Here in this round
of the d U i Q.

Speaker 7 (31:58):
Charles Darwin wrote, the origin of what.

Speaker 1 (32:02):
Gravity?

Speaker 7 (32:03):
What do you think is the origin of gravity?

Speaker 1 (32:05):
When I pull out my fall to the ground, Say.

Speaker 7 (32:09):
Isaac Newton saw an apple fall from a tree? No,
he just opened his pasts and this giant thing fell out, right, that's.

Speaker 17 (32:14):
Right, that's right.

Speaker 1 (32:15):
How big is it? By the way, ladies to know,
I didn't ask because I'm in gay or nothing in trust?

Speaker 3 (32:22):
Yeah? Sexual, all right, Josh, you're in good shape. You're
on the board, my friend.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
At one point, did I tell you he was a bro?
You did? You did? Now we know the real story
of Sir Isaac Newton. Yeah, how does gravity work?

Speaker 3 (32:36):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (32:36):
Oh? Zip?

Speaker 3 (32:39):
All right, Josh, here we go. Question number two for
the d u i Q.

Speaker 7 (32:44):
Oslo is the capital of what country?

Speaker 3 (32:46):
Oslo is the capital of what country? Christian, No, Sammy, I'm.

Speaker 1 (32:54):
Trying it well. I don't want to give it away.
With man's travels. Sammy has been watching a lot of Olympics.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
Oh yeah, that's right. It's a perfect time for this question.

Speaker 1 (33:03):
Man, is I don't know what do you think? Greg?
I'll come. I can't follow your lead. I'm kind of
thinking yes to Menace.

Speaker 9 (33:10):
But one thing we never Sammy, do we know how
much she's ever traveled? Like in her did she ever
douce study abroad?

Speaker 3 (33:17):
I know she's traveled.

Speaker 1 (33:18):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (33:19):
She told some stories about it's been Ireland. Oh yeah,
because she's like she kissed the Blarney stone or whatever
it was.

Speaker 1 (33:24):
Right, that's right. Yeah, I'm gonna I think I might
sweep no again. Yeah, it's kind of round leading. What
do you think, Morgan?

Speaker 13 (33:32):
I think Menace is going to get it, but Sammy
and Christian.

Speaker 3 (33:35):
Know, Okay, I will say no for Christian sweeping no,
no again, all three?

Speaker 1 (33:41):
No, what do you think Menace?

Speaker 3 (33:42):
Sammy?

Speaker 1 (33:43):
What about Christian? Will you get it?

Speaker 3 (33:44):
No? No, no, Josh nobrah no brah rah All right.
Question number two d U I q Oslo is the
capital of what country? Sammy?

Speaker 13 (33:56):
Germany?

Speaker 1 (33:57):
Germany? Menace Mexico, Mexico. So you feel better that you
were your guest was way better than medicines, Norway, Norway. Okay,
doesn't ring a bell in Norway.

Speaker 13 (34:10):
I didn't know it either.

Speaker 3 (34:11):
No.

Speaker 1 (34:12):
I thought Oslo New Mexico, and then I was like Mexico.
But I originally wrote down Amsterdam for some reason.

Speaker 3 (34:18):
That's a better So what are you confusing in New Mexico?
Huh roswell? Is it kind of the same maiden?

Speaker 1 (34:25):
No, I thought there was well, that would be New
Noso in New Mexico.

Speaker 8 (34:30):
I thought there was a little town called So then
I was like, okay, well it's not in this country.
So maybe it's Mexico. Maybe the capitol of Mexico, Mass
of Mexico.

Speaker 1 (34:42):
H Oh, that would be uh gt o what g
t g t o? He's trying to be cool.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (34:52):
Gualajara? Not just kidding?

Speaker 3 (34:55):
Oh, that's just kidding.

Speaker 1 (34:56):
So what is it Mexico? Oh yeah, Mexico City?

Speaker 3 (34:59):
Yeah, I screwed, just kidding. Wow, okay, wow, Josh says,
how was she chiming in?

Speaker 1 (35:07):
And she has like the worst answers?

Speaker 13 (35:09):
Hey, I didn't turn my mic on.

Speaker 7 (35:12):
I'll talk into it.

Speaker 1 (35:13):
I support medic on this, Like Morgan is sombrainiac ore yeah,
everybody else. I don't know right I'm saying, but like
it makes no sense that okay, But like in these situations,
like she's punched down on enough if she wants to
punch down in this situation. That's fine, pylon, Yeah, right exactly.
It's kind of what we do, even though it doesn't
make sense.

Speaker 13 (35:31):
Hey, I thought you were going to get that one right, menace.

Speaker 3 (35:34):
Yeah, she was the one that had some that's true.
You do appreciate, you do owe her an apology. Question
number two for the d u i Q. Now, if
Christian doesn't get it right, Josh is going to be
our winner.

Speaker 7 (35:44):
Oslo is the capital of what country?

Speaker 3 (35:47):
Italy?

Speaker 7 (35:48):
What do you know or like about Italy?

Speaker 1 (35:51):
The boot, the.

Speaker 3 (35:54):
Eiffel Tower, Yeah, in Italy. I well, hey, Josh, congratulations,
you're a winner on the d u i Q. Al right, yeah,
Noise is right.

Speaker 1 (36:09):
It's nice how they have the volleyball outside the Eiffel Tower.
That's a cool look. Yeah, yeah, visit it's a cool look. Right.

Speaker 3 (36:16):
All right, well, Josh, congratulations, Thank you so much for
listening to the Woodie Show, and enjoy your weekend and
hang on so we can get your information.

Speaker 10 (36:24):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (36:24):
You're welcome, all right by you. All right, so he
didn't need question number three, but we still have it here.
Question number three d.

Speaker 7 (36:34):
U i Q A hipot news is a part of.

Speaker 1 (36:37):
What let's sweep no again. Maybe he was quick on that.
I'll slow. Hipot news is a part of what nice
and slow there for you.

Speaker 7 (36:48):
A hipot news is a part of what.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
All right, I'm gonna say no for Christian and be
specific on this. Please for Sammy?

Speaker 1 (37:02):
What a yeah?

Speaker 4 (37:04):
No?

Speaker 3 (37:05):
Uh no for Sammy, No for met sweep it again?

Speaker 1 (37:08):
Oh, this is an over sweep we're going for here.
You know, well you were you were saying last week
that it was too easy.

Speaker 3 (37:13):
Well said, you're gonna step up. You're gonna step up
the question.

Speaker 1 (37:15):
Yeah, real tough. He had a correct sweep last week.

Speaker 3 (37:18):
So yeah, all right, gone to Greg.

Speaker 1 (37:21):
What do you think I'm gonna with Morgan? Uh, I'm
sweeping no again, yeah sweeping Morgan?

Speaker 13 (37:28):
Well, Minus is just so smart. So I think he's
gonna get it Sammy and Christian? No thanks Morgan, Gee.

Speaker 1 (37:37):
You go first.

Speaker 3 (37:38):
Do you guys think that christ will get it? Huh No,
you guys think christ will get it? No? No, no, no, okay,
all right, let's let's see how we do Question number three.

Speaker 6 (37:46):
A hip hot news is a part of what sam
It's part of a hypothesis.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
A hypothesis.

Speaker 1 (37:52):
Okay, good guess, good guess? All right, menace. An organ
from the hippo? What an organ from the hippo?

Speaker 3 (37:59):
Oregon from a hippo?

Speaker 1 (38:01):
What do you mean organ? Organ? Organ?

Speaker 9 (38:03):
So like like a body part, like yeah, their skin,
all right, yeah, hippop it's the noose of the hippop.

Speaker 1 (38:11):
Now we gotta go to an organ.

Speaker 13 (38:12):
I literally wrote down hippopotamus.

Speaker 3 (38:14):
Too, hippopotamus.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Like I can't even pretend this is high school level.
I know, like if you've even if you've seen the
Wizard of Oz, they even reference it. It's part of
a triangle.

Speaker 13 (38:26):
This is like, this is like fourth grade, third grade
maybe okay, but when an adult life would you need
to whip that out?

Speaker 1 (38:34):
Well, you don't have to whip it out anywhere, but
you just kind of have it implanted in your bath.
I don't use the word adjective very often, but I
know what one was. Yeah to it many times? A triangle.
Oh look at that hippopotamus. Yeah, look at the hippopoonymals.

Speaker 13 (38:49):
What part of the triangle is it?

Speaker 6 (38:51):
Like I know, like acute and of two angles from triangles.

Speaker 1 (38:54):
So this is the longest, like especially in a right triangle.
But a triangle would not have up to sangle, and
it would be the opposite the right angle. So if
you have a right triangle, it's the longest part because
it's connecting the two parts on the right triangle, the
right angle. I should say.

Speaker 9 (39:08):
It's like one of those maths like I don't use
the word dividend or divisor very often, but it was
implanted at such a young right.

Speaker 1 (39:14):
Yeah, but I'm not in drafting class. I never used pie.

Speaker 7 (39:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:20):
Yeah, it was the last time you calculated the area
of a circle?

Speaker 1 (39:22):
Greg, Yeah, eighth grade.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
I will question number three d U. I Q see
how Christian did a hip?

Speaker 7 (39:28):
Hot news? Is it part of what? But like a theory?
Do you know any hypot news is that you could think.

Speaker 1 (39:35):
Of in general science?

Speaker 7 (39:38):
Ky, that's a good hypot news. That's a good Yeah,
that's pretty good.

Speaker 1 (39:43):
Yeah. Well, like you're this is like a soulmate for Sam.

Speaker 6 (39:47):
Yeah, that was very similar.

Speaker 1 (39:49):
Yeah, exactly. This is the type of dude that Samy
would like to hang out with. Like he's a little
he's a little fat for you, but just from like
a lifestyle, he's your he's your type. Yeah, that's your boy.

Speaker 9 (40:00):
Yeah, boots on, he's a guy who he drinks Jack Daniels,
go to goes to Morgan Wallin shows doesn't think about
stuff too hard, texting over.

Speaker 3 (40:12):
It's also part of a hoo's.

Speaker 1 (40:15):
The bigger, the batter, my client, the big hoost.

Speaker 3 (40:17):
This is perfect, yeah, the house part of the hoops,
also known as a hoose.

Speaker 1 (40:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (40:32):
All right, So pretty wild fight with this guy, twenty
six year old dude. He had way too many weed
edibles before his flight, and he was so messed up
on the flight that he ripped off his shirt. He
started puffing on his vight pen, yelled at and then
hit a crew member, try to have sex with a

(40:54):
flight attendant, and also tried opening the plane's door mid flight,
so the plane made an emergency landing in Utah to
arrest him.

Speaker 1 (41:03):
Turn up, es alf. I don't get the violence part, right, Yeah? Wait,
so I mean the sexual part. Yes? Do you make
your horny? Yeah, of course everything does. Yeah, everything it
feels better.

Speaker 3 (41:20):
I knew that for like some some drugs, I think, yeah,
next or whatever, I thought, like, uh, for the most part,
we just kind of made you tired, unmotivated from pretty
much everything.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
It enhances all the feelings on the string.

Speaker 3 (41:33):
That's what I was gonna say, so, this guy, what's
this sativa or indica? Like Indica is in the cow mellow,
So this is clear like a sativa, like an upper
I guess, yeah, but it isn't like even sativa.

Speaker 8 (41:46):
But it's not even it's not really an upper. It's
not like it's coke or like a math energy drink
or anything. Right, it just makes you less tired than yeah.
Does sounds like he's out of his mind, though, Yeah,
it doesn't sound congruous when he'll be.

Speaker 3 (42:00):
Allowed back on a plane tomorrow whatever. These are the
people you put on no fly list so you can't
behave yourself on a plane, and it's for a certain
amount of time, like you're banned for all airlines, not
just the one. You're banned from all airlines.

Speaker 15 (42:14):
Minimum.

Speaker 3 (42:15):
I would say three months for a first defense this guy,
this guy, Yeah, several years. I'm saying for like basic stuff,
minimum three months. And it depends on what you did. Obviously,
you try to open the door, you're punching a crew
member or whatever. That could be a lifetime band right
off the bat, that should be lifetime, right, I'm surprised.

Speaker 1 (42:33):
Three months. I would say three years.

Speaker 3 (42:34):
For certain things. Certain things like let's say you leave
garbage in the seatback pocket three months?

Speaker 1 (42:40):
Oh even that, Yeah, that's a good.

Speaker 9 (42:42):
I like that because it's a good slap on the wrist,
that's a good. Oh hey, I can't three months. I mean,
how many people are really traveling every three months. It's
just the fact that you know that you can't. It'll
make you want to.

Speaker 1 (42:50):
And it's not difficult to behave for a few hours.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
Correct Now, if you want of these people to pee
on the seats, oh, that's at least two years.

Speaker 1 (42:57):
Lifetime lifetime for that. Oh yeah, do not fly list?
Why why would anybody in that? I don't know.

Speaker 4 (43:05):
Yeah, that's crazy. But I think opening the door is lifetime.
I don't know if puing on the seat is equivalent
to trying to open the door.

Speaker 9 (43:13):
Yeah, Greg in the sentencing, I'll take it a step
furthering on a seat lifetime, opening the door lifetime, and prison.

Speaker 1 (43:20):
And people are weird though death penally people suck. We
know you can't open the door, but just trying, but
just trying, even the attempt to do it exactly should
result in a lifetime ban.

Speaker 6 (43:30):
I mean, it's kind of like attenpted murder.

Speaker 8 (43:32):
Exactly the exactly you can open the door right at
a certain altitude if you're going, yeah, it has to be,
let's find out because didn't.

Speaker 1 (43:40):
That's how.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
It's the pressurization of the cab altitude.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Can you open it?

Speaker 3 (43:46):
Medica question on the text what are you smoking that
it makes you horny?

Speaker 1 (43:51):
I'll say in the code whatever.

Speaker 8 (43:53):
I'm not saying like overly horny, but I think like
if you're having a sexual experience, it enhance it would
enhance the experience.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Yeah, okay, says here.

Speaker 9 (44:04):
Mostly around ten thousand feet is when the air pressure
can possibly become low or high enough I should say
it to open the door.

Speaker 1 (44:12):
Okay, that makes sense, So you got it. Yeah, so right,
can't open the door? They open it at the on
the ground all the time.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
Man, Yeah, that's where it usually like you get that
initial ding and then they tell you like, well, we're
now reached ten thousand feet and you can you use
a proved portable electronic devices? Yeah, WiFi is yeah eight
seven seven forty four text us two to ninety seven.
Your Friday check ins, tell us who you are, and
then where around town you're listening exciting weekend plans? Let

(44:41):
us know again on your text your Friday check in
over to two two nine eight seven to stop kissing
and snuggling turtles.

Speaker 15 (44:48):
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got salmon millers.

Speaker 1 (44:54):
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Speaker 1 (45:15):
In the last moments, I would find one person who
I really can't stand and I would murder them because
I can never.

Speaker 3 (45:27):
I could never go to prison for it. I took
this lame person off the planet.

Speaker 1 (45:31):
With me the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (45:33):
Yet the question there was, it's your.

Speaker 1 (45:36):
Last day on Earth and you know this? What are
you doing? And you go straight for that? I gotta
tell you, man, Monday through Thursday this week, it was
very much in that mindset. Oh chay today, try to
bring me down.

Speaker 3 (45:48):
You can't do it.

Speaker 8 (45:50):
Try to be done.

Speaker 3 (45:52):
It is Friday, It's August the second, twenty twenty four. Whatdy,
that's great gory. Good morning, menace, good morning, and happy
Friday night. Happy Friday, would Sea mass heyday, phones are
open eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 1 (46:04):
He hit us up with the text over to two
two nine eight seven.

Speaker 3 (46:07):
You know how side all those prisoners that got released,
Oh my god, what a swap.

Speaker 1 (46:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (46:12):
So estually, yeah, Russia and the US agreed to release
these prisoners. It was like a multi country prisoner swap.

Speaker 1 (46:19):
Cool. Two American citizens that were being held by Moscow
and uh, the Wall Street journal guy Evan Gershkovich Gershkovich
and a former marine Paul Whelane. He had been there
five years.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
Yeah, I think another ten, including two miners. They were
transferred to Russia, thirteen moved to Germany and then you know,
in total, I guess three here to the US. There
was one guy that Russia really wanted, some hit mass
some like crazy hit man dude, and they weren't willing
to talk about anything until they got him these but
he was in Germany, so they had to get Germany

(46:54):
to agree to release this loser.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
We will give you a hit man.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
Yeah, that was a really good German accent. Thank you, Yeah, wow,
thank you. Hello, I am from Germany in exchange for
a reporter. We are the best. If you're new to
the show. We are really good at impressions and accents especially.

Speaker 9 (47:09):
It's like Russia is really good at this and like
kidnapping basically basketball players, journalists and then demanding more criminals
and hitmen in return.

Speaker 1 (47:16):
Yeah, exactly, didn't we give up like some crazy hit
man dude for what's that guy's name, some weapons dealer
expert or something. They're really good, They're really good. Yeah twist.
They got one guy, I'm an American and they told
him we know that you're a general in the army
and he said what what and he said, that's the

(47:37):
narrative they stuck with, and they just went all in
on it. You you are general, and.

Speaker 3 (47:43):
We know this to see video of you with bear
and tricycle.

Speaker 1 (47:47):
List we put you in prison, murderer dog a, Yeah,
I'm not general. They'll be like, well, we don't care.
We want outre criminals.

Speaker 3 (47:57):
And the US government did remind everybody there's a reason
why they have travel warnings and people still insist on
going to these places. Yes, I see, like stay out
of that what if.

Speaker 1 (48:08):
Okay, what if you really have to go? Fair? What
if you have family there? Okay, well they can come here? No,
why not?

Speaker 3 (48:14):
There's FaceTime.

Speaker 1 (48:15):
Yeah, if you have family, I'm not going there, even
if they're like take a risk like that. Nope, I
mean sorry, I wouldn't either, but I understand why somebody would. Yeah,
my friends, I think I mentioned this. My friends were
going to go to Colombia for a wedding and they're
going to bring their five year.

Speaker 3 (48:29):
Old, right, and I go, is that safe? And they said, oh, well,
we're going to have We've hired bodyguards. Like you're going
to a wedding. The wedding's not that important. Send a
gift exactly, you know, Like, why why are you going?

Speaker 1 (48:42):
My friend and his family just went, no bodyguards, nothing.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
I'm sure there are plenty of people who go and
nothing happened, but there's a reason why. It's mega dangerous
and they warn you and the fact that you have
to hire bodyguards just to go to a wedding.

Speaker 1 (48:54):
Travel warning on Colombia.

Speaker 3 (48:56):
Yes, Venezuela, I'm not going there.

Speaker 1 (49:01):
Uh, Columbia, I know that for sure.

Speaker 9 (49:03):
Yeah, says here, reconsider travel due to crime and terrorists
not a mile. Yes, think about it for a second,
sleep on it, and then you know your Olympic round
up for Friday. Simone Biles won the women's all round gold.
She's the oldest woman in seventy two years to win
the all round titles. She's twenty seven, that grandma.

Speaker 1 (49:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:22):
The US one silver in the four by two hundred
meter freestyle relay. It was Katie Ledecki's thirteenth career Olympic medal,
which means that she now has more Olympic medals than
any American female athlete in history. The US also won
Golden rowing, which is very exciting. Another big headline is
the chick boxing story, the Italian boxer who quit her

(49:46):
fight forty six seconds in because her opponent is allegedly
a dude really hard yeah, and had been disqualified from
last year's World Championships because quote, she didn't meet the
eligibility requirements to compete in a woman's event. Who knows
what's really going on there, but people are pissed because
it's litholy vivid.

Speaker 1 (50:04):
It's from some country that no one knows anything about.
I could not find one article that said, does this
person have a penis or not. Yeah, the people on
social skite, well she has a vagina, Well that could
be the case.

Speaker 9 (50:15):
It could be this is really an actual true intersex person,
because that does happen where they have a vagina and
maybe internal testees and no uterus or something. But the
internal testes leads to the super high testosterone which leads
to this Italian woman getting.

Speaker 1 (50:29):
Cracked in the head.

Speaker 4 (50:31):
And that's why they couldn't do the Olympics last year,
was because the testosterone levels were too high.

Speaker 3 (50:36):
And just a massive glatorus so they couldn't tell if
it was a penis or an actual glatorus.

Speaker 1 (50:41):
That's all it.

Speaker 3 (50:42):
Uh, Giorgia Villa Villa whatever just helped her team, Team
Italy score its first Olympic team medal in gymnastics since
nineteen twenty eight years.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (50:54):
No, here's my favorite part of the story. She is
sponsored by cheese. Oh, she's been sponsored by Parmjan Reggiano
since twenty twenty one, lucky, And that's your Olympic round.
So if we get that, I know we want to
cheese boss by Cheese. Yeah, and just the cheese farmag
right style of cheese. All right, so we're gonna take
a break, then we'll come back. Judge my Baby. It's

(51:16):
been a long time since we've done this. We had
a listener, her name is Autumn. She submitted some pictures
of her baby. She wants to know she's showing around
ugly pictures. Okay, all right, so we posted it on
our Instagram. A lot of people have been leaving comments.
We'll go around the room and find out, especially Greg.
He's very judgmental.

Speaker 1 (51:33):
I can't be.

Speaker 3 (51:34):
Greg, Menace, Sea Bass, Sammy Morgan, we'll all get in
on the Judge my Baby, which is coming up next.
If you want to see the pictures that we're looking at,
it's on our Instagram right now. Top post our most
recent post at the Woody Show on Instagram and Judge
my Baby.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
That'll be next.

Speaker 3 (51:50):
Hang on, Well, it's been at least a couple of
years since we've done a round up Judge my Baby.
This all started one of our co workers, not here

(52:13):
on the radio station, but just one of our co
workers in the building constantly posting pictures of their daughter
every day. It's like a baby but got nicknamed Hammerhead
because like the eyes could.

Speaker 1 (52:26):
Not be more for.

Speaker 3 (52:29):
Oh yeah, yeah, we didn't go, hey, how's Hammerhead? Although
you catch yourself sometimes because you say it enough and
you're like, oh god, it slips the shark of the
news the other Yeah. Anyway, Yeah, so it's it started
with just a bunch of judging by looking at this

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social media.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
Oh my god, look at this one, Like, God forbid
you say anything about it.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
Check out the checkout Hammerhead's new picture.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
I know.

Speaker 1 (52:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:57):
And the thing is parents are proud and they'll go around,
they'll show those pictures off to people, and you know,
I get you're biased. They're your kids. Of course you
think they're gorgeous, But are they And that's what this
is all about. You should you should know, you should know.
And there are some parents who are brave enough to
send in their pictures. We have this woman, her name
is Autumn, and she sent them some. She sent us

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some pictures and she says, let me go to her
email here, let's see. Hey what he show. I love
you guys so much. I recently heard that Greg missus
judge my baby. I have identical twin boys that are
eleven months old. Obviously, I think they are the cutest
babies alive. But I'm biased. What do you think love
you guys, have a great rest of your day. It's

(53:39):
from autumn and she sent the pictures. Now you can
see the pictures. They're on our Instagram right now. It's
our most recent post at the Woody Show on Instagram.
You can see them there. And uh, you know, just
just some thoughts. I'll give you some of the things
that people are saying. Okay, on the on the comments,
all right, some of the the babies are cute, but
it's really hard to find ugly babies.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
And I said, it's really not hard. Yeah, good thing
your job doesn't drug test dude, Yeah, because you would fail.

Speaker 3 (54:07):
Uh. He looks like he gets a he also gets
Social Security already.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
But he's cute.

Speaker 3 (54:11):
I give it a five.

Speaker 1 (54:12):
Oh wow. Yeah. Like the hair looks a little often.
Do they have two hair like it's size and brown
up top? Yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:20):
Yeah, one kid's got a receding hairline already.

Speaker 9 (54:24):
People don't realize with babies you can tell how their
adult hair. Well, men, especially boys, you can tell their
adult hair with their babies because they'll have they'll have
the horseshoe or whatever.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
Their nickname should be, patches. Why because their hair is so.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
Okay, okay, Yeah. Picture number three of the kids crawling
on the grass, Chris says, that's a five. But other
than that solid eight kind of adorbs. Yeah, the head
looks a little big, like top heavy on that little alien.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:56):
Picture number two and that's the little baby pool. Yeah,
baby Pool one says has given me Jeffrey Dahmer vibes
rating seven.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
Well, the kid on our right on that one is
the dead eye look yeah right, yeah, a little femi
as well.

Speaker 3 (55:14):
Yeah, somebody did make a mention of the one kid
on the left in the pool. Yeah, it's kind of
got like a wonky left eye, like Sammy, does you.

Speaker 1 (55:20):
Know a little bit?

Speaker 2 (55:22):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (55:22):
And Greg, would it kill them to sweep their patio? Yeah,
I can't take a lot of energy and time, but
yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:31):
Again at the Woody Show on Instagram, you want to
see the other pictures that DJ Quall's looking babies here,
it says steven, Yeah, ten out of ten for sure,
these cutie patuities. It's the slightly receding hairline, oblivious and

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utter joy mixed with a slight gremlin.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
Vibe that does it for me. It's called propicia kids,
and it wouldn't look so bad if she would trim
their top like banks. I know mothers are absolutely paranoid
about cutting their kid's hair for the first time, and
then they let it get too long, and.

Speaker 8 (56:06):
Then your shirts of guys, you're not red. It's like,
just because I'm young, I can't have cool hair. Get
some swim shirts.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
You don't have enough hair.

Speaker 6 (56:13):
I don't think their heads are big, really normal size.

Speaker 1 (56:17):
Can I share my thoughts on each one?

Speaker 18 (56:19):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (56:19):
Yeah, first of all, just going to start with they
do not look like identical twins to me. This looks
like all different babies. Every picture looks really different baby
to me. That first picture, the very first one, where
there's a kid lying on his back in the grass
wearing a striped tank top Onesie. You guys remember that
scene and Vacation where the Griswolds visit the cousin at

(56:42):
their place in the desert and they've or oh no, wait,
which one was it? When they're maybe it was Vegas,
Vegas vacation, Thank you Vegas vacation, and they are wrangling
up snakes and all that. This kid looks like he'd
be one of their kids for some reason, And I
can't put my finger on it.

Speaker 3 (56:59):
This picture to me, the one that he's laying on
the laying on the grass, like the first thought of
the one says judge my baby on right.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
And my notes I wrote, I feel so bad for
saying it, but kind of like trailers. Wow, it's kind
of a trailer trash baby. They have small, small facial features, yeah,
skulls like just kind of like your generic trailer trash baby.
The next trailer trash from that one, the next one
joy prison in the baby pool. My notes were, they

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look confused and it looked like they have colds, Like
it looks like they're getting over a pole. Their eyes
are glazy. It is one thing if they're really getting
over colds. If that's their permanent look, you might have
a problem. Exactly nice farmer something. But then on the
opposite side of the spectrum, the one of the crawling
in the grass, I give this picture of this baby

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a ten. Really so cute.

Speaker 3 (57:51):
That's the one who's getting crapped on the hardest.

Speaker 1 (57:53):
I believe that's like Paswall just the does yeah, almost
like something that pat Oswall cracked. You know. I think
that is the cutest picture, the cutest smile a little
grin crawling just absolutely adore.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
By the way, these are all good pictures of kids. Like,
you know, you could tell like someone knows how to
frame a mob.

Speaker 1 (58:12):
Yeah, you know, like, yeah, I don't know. I think
on that picture of Greg where he's crawling, I don't
think the mom might have to pay extra for all
the bags he's packing. His eyes. I would give this
this baby a ten and looks again, nothing like the
previous pictures, the one in the chair.

Speaker 3 (58:31):
The one in the chair looks like he's probably gonna
be in the slow kids class kind of right.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
Maybe it's because his mouth's hanging open.

Speaker 8 (58:37):
I think that's the most like, I don't know, like
catalog worthy photo. Really, I think the one in the
grass and I know parents the one of the grass though,
I had on that dude, no way. Parents always say
they don't have a favorite. What he says, he doesn't
have a favorite either, But a word of advice to Autumn.
The kid in the orange chair make him your second favorite.
The one in the grass should be your favorite. So okay, cute.

Speaker 1 (59:01):
I mean he does have a toe that looks kind
of wonky as well.

Speaker 3 (59:04):
Yeah, the big toe on the right foot. I can
see it kind of makes a hard.

Speaker 1 (59:07):
Right, He's probably just stretching out his feet.

Speaker 3 (59:10):
Yeah, but definitely going to be in their remedial classes.

Speaker 1 (59:14):
Wow, Pat and Oswald.

Speaker 3 (59:16):
And see some of the other comments on our instagram.
I don't even like babies, but these kids are a
solid seven. They all look like they both look they
carried eight hundred plus credit score. Really yeah, yeah, so cute.

Speaker 1 (59:31):
My son was the og judge my baby with pictures,
happy to report that his head is still huge, but
he's a super cute six year old.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
To make it you yeah, well, you know, just to
swan up. He's already balding. So I would say seven
on the Instagram.

Speaker 1 (59:50):
And this one says I'd give Elmer Fudd here a
solid funow.

Speaker 3 (59:56):
I think that's the one crawling in the grass. Let's
say more than one. It looks kind of like Elmer
f that's the one that gloves.

Speaker 1 (01:00:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:01):
Now, if I had to say my favorite pictures like
the ones I think look the best, I would definitely
say the one that you like the best I think
is my least favorite.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:00:11):
Yeah, the one crawling in the grass.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
The picture gives me baby fever.

Speaker 3 (01:00:14):
Yeah, No, the first one, the one that was the
cover of the Judge of my Baby post the trailer
trash on his back in the grass. I think that
one is probably the best one, that's really yeah, followed
by the one in the chair, followed by the one
in the pool, followed by the one it looks like
elimber food.

Speaker 1 (01:00:29):
I yeah, from worse to first, Yeah, the grass picture,
then the baby pool picture, than the orange chair, and
then crawling on the grass is the best one. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
So overall for this round to judge my baby. And
again you can see the pictures. You can see these
kids that we're talking about, twin boys, Autumn's Boys. She
sent us the email with the pictures. You can see
it on our instagram at the Woody Show. Over on
a scale of one to ten, Greg, what are you
giving these kids?

Speaker 1 (01:00:56):
M I just don't know what picture to use to
judge by. But overall, overall, let's go all things consider
what do you give? Let's go six point five? A
six point five lower than I thought? All right, men, slower,
I mean this one brought it up because this is
a ten to me, okay, brought it up to wow, brutal.
Actually I was gonna as brutal as we were. I

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was going to give these two kids and eights out
of ten, eight out of ten.

Speaker 13 (01:01:22):
Yeah, all right, Sammy, I give one of them an eight.

Speaker 6 (01:01:25):
The one, the one in the pool on the left,
I think is an eight. I think it's the cutest one.

Speaker 7 (01:01:30):
And that's because I.

Speaker 6 (01:01:31):
Love that picture too. I think eight because it's a
much happier baby. You could see it in its eyes. Yeah,
he's very happy.

Speaker 1 (01:01:40):
This one is getting over a cold.

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
The one on the right, I give a six.

Speaker 16 (01:01:44):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:01:46):
Yeah, they don't look identical to me. I think the
one on the left is so much cuter.

Speaker 1 (01:01:50):
Okay, see now I'm looking over.

Speaker 3 (01:01:51):
I see what you see. So the kid of the
wonky eyes. Also the ones in that big orange chair, Yeah,
in all the remedial classes. But when when the when
the baby pull picture, the one on the right, who's
not the one in the chair. It looks like they
like that that look right there. Looks like they could
both be in special Heed glasses.

Speaker 1 (01:02:09):
I don't know. It looks like pictures of all different
babies sea bass. What are you rating them? Yeah, I'm
going with the six.

Speaker 9 (01:02:14):
The hair again, it may just be. The hair cut
was done very I mean, look, mom, you're terrible at this. Yeah,
what is it Jewish kids who don't get their hair
till their three But I don't think that's the case here.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
Yeah, but overall I'm giving them an eight. Okay, yeah,
I think you know.

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
These are these are pretty cute kids overall. Yeah, there's
some room to swann up. And you got to give
babies a pass with hair. I mean, yeah, hair, they're
still growing it in. It's not like a sea bass
at this point, you know, like where it's going the
opposite way. Yeah, give them some time. Morgan, what did
you say?

Speaker 13 (01:02:40):
I'm going with a seven.

Speaker 1 (01:02:41):
Seven.

Speaker 13 (01:02:42):
They just look kind of generic to me, you know,
nothing special.

Speaker 1 (01:02:45):
I know what you mean.

Speaker 3 (01:02:46):
Would you drop these kids off at the firehouse or like,
would you try to keep it?

Speaker 13 (01:02:50):
I would drop them off, But that's just me personally.

Speaker 1 (01:02:52):
See the kid crawling there, the mom needs to the
baby crawling on the grass, I would kidnap. Oh bit
so cute?

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
Yeah, uh, the first one looks like a baby Rodney dangerfield.
He says to end the five a six if.

Speaker 1 (01:03:08):
You've let your baby crawl on the grass, because that
they might get bugs. So many bugs and staying their clothes.
I probably would let them crawl in the grass if
I laid down a huge blanket or something.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
Says, Oh, I want to send in my cute ass kid,
but you guys are savage. I don't want to burst
my bubble. See, you've got to be strong. If you're
gonna send in, we're gonna you know, we're gonna be honest,
give you what you want. That's what this is for
parents who are looking for some honesty before you go
showing these pictures around the office, not really realizing because
you're buyas you're showing people a bunch of ugly kids.

Speaker 1 (01:03:39):
The one on the baby pool, I can't think of
who reminds me of an old timey game show host.
I can't remember who?

Speaker 3 (01:03:47):
All right, Well, thank you Autumn that appreciate that first
time in a long time for Judge My Baby.

Speaker 1 (01:03:52):
Hope you love the fee bash.

Speaker 3 (01:03:54):
If you would like to have your kid featured in
a future round of Judge My Baby, just send us
an email email at the Woodieshow dot com. That's email
at the Woodieshow dot com. Please also include a link
to social media and let us know that you do
own the pictures like these are pictures that you took
that you have legal copyrights too or whatever their personal

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social media which I had to follow over with Autumn
and she sent me back all that information. So anyway,
if you want to play, you're missing out. Just go
to our Instagram at the Woody Show. We are the
Woody Show. Anybody got any exciting weekend plans? I told
you this is my last kind of like low key
weekend for a long time.

Speaker 1 (01:04:35):
Kind of in the same boat because next weekend I
have it out of town friend visiting. So this weekend
I'm kind of just going to chill and take advantage
of that other than my daughter's birthday tonight. Yeah there's that.

Speaker 3 (01:04:44):
Yeah, and she's got a friend coming over tomorrow, So
I mean stuff like that, Like no, like craziness.

Speaker 8 (01:04:49):
I'm going with a bunch of our old coworkers because
I remember they're obsessed to see how crappy the eight
Randy Air Tyler, Wow, Eric the House I Rock. Yeah,
one of the first time got a new baby. Yeah yeah,
because they just they're upsessed to see how crappy the
A's stadium is.

Speaker 3 (01:05:07):
And I was like, if you want to go take
in a field trip.

Speaker 1 (01:05:09):
I go, let's go to Oakland. Yeah, where are you
gonna stay? And we're just going for the day. Oh yeah,
you're flying back at night. Yeah, it's like it's a
it's an early game, going to the game.

Speaker 3 (01:05:20):
Oh so there's a game.

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
Yeah, and into the airport's right next to that place.

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
Dude, I tell you what, man, that place is. It's
like a prison with a hot dog stand. Absolutely, stay
there after dark.

Speaker 1 (01:05:29):
In the neighborhood. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
Fun as an experiment.

Speaker 1 (01:05:34):
No, I'm good.

Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
Send us your Friday check in on the text. This
is the Woody Show, all right, So coming off a
round of Judge my Baby. If you want to see
the pictures that Autumn sent in of her twin boys,
you can find it on her Instagram at the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:05:48):
A lot of feedback on the text about it. I
think we're gonna get a lot of pictures. I think so.

Speaker 3 (01:05:52):
I think because there's a lot of parents who are
now interested, and it's a lot of moms. You don't
see a lot of dad sending the pictures, and it's
a lot of moms.

Speaker 1 (01:05:58):
We got a text from a woman who's having a
baby in October. Can't wait to send us pictures.

Speaker 3 (01:06:02):
Oh yeah, we had an idea about that.

Speaker 1 (01:06:04):
Yeah, Like, send us a picture of your ultrasound and
we'll try to guess if it's going to be ugly
or not, just based on the ultrasound. Judge my ultrasound. Yeah,
I just looked up three D ultrasound and did an
image search. That will crazy. It's creepy. One is sticking
its tongue out. I didn't know they could.

Speaker 3 (01:06:20):
What creeps you out?

Speaker 14 (01:06:21):
More?

Speaker 3 (01:06:21):
Open casket?

Speaker 1 (01:06:22):
Oh good question. Yeah, like a wake or three D ultrasound.
That's a toss up because there's one where you can
see some disgusting like intestine looking thing on draped over
one of the baby's heads.

Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
This ultrasound or you know what the well, yeah about this,
but it looks Send us a video of your birth
and then we'll do judge my stretch.

Speaker 1 (01:06:45):
Judge, my king, my crown. I almost fainted when they
showed the birth video and sex.

Speaker 3 (01:06:50):
Hey, I'm the only person in this room that's witnessed
that live. I'm good man, the Miracleice, the miracle of
I know you're not you've seen it in person.

Speaker 1 (01:06:59):
Well, I'm all yeah, my youngest brother I was unfortunate
enough you saw your mom's box. It was only seven
at the time, O six, I was six. Let's include
sebastians into your brain, Like, could you picture your mom's
vagina right now?

Speaker 9 (01:07:17):
It wouldn't be that you just brought it back up,
but there it is because it was it was her
last she did the first three kids. We're all home
births and wise up until the fourth kid. Huh, And
so I was what was gonna do? Set us out?
So you saw, Yeah, it was a midwife there. I
think it was on the waterbed, which I think they

(01:07:39):
still have.

Speaker 1 (01:07:39):
And so no drugs. Am assuming your mom's kind of
hippy dippy right like I don't think so natural. So
I don't know if that's even allowed blood thinners or whatever.
But who don't know. Did you get to cut the
cord with my teeth? But honestly, did you get to
did you have you like involved in anyway or you're
just kind of there to I think there's enough going on.
You don't want a six year old poking w rent

(01:08:00):
Do you smell good?

Speaker 3 (01:08:01):
Not?

Speaker 9 (01:08:01):
I I think I gotta turn my memory going, yeah,
that's there's no I can't I can't think I smell.

Speaker 1 (01:08:07):
Thank god. I think probably the one that I saw
the placenta and the freezer with Yeah, and that old
like that old tupperware with the like the kind of
crinkly lid. Greg, you know, they could ride out.

Speaker 3 (01:08:19):
Based on what you remember, Judge her stretched I one
to ten.

Speaker 1 (01:08:25):
So what he shows me? Right back? I'm trying to
get ahold of the birthday or this is the problem
where she doesn't have her own phone.

Speaker 3 (01:08:33):
Hey, where's the birthday?

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:08:35):
There she is, Happy birthday, Happy birthday.

Speaker 3 (01:08:38):
We wanted we wanted everybody to be able to say
happy birthday to you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
Really.

Speaker 1 (01:08:45):
Yeah, yeah, we out here, Yeah, we're on We're on
the radio right now.

Speaker 3 (01:08:48):
And Greg says he's getting you that horse.

Speaker 1 (01:08:51):
Yeah, finally today it's happening. Yeah, and what are we
gonna name it? That's Sarah, that's alright. That was MENACE's idea.

Speaker 3 (01:09:01):
And uh yeah, so she is twelve years old today. Wow, yeah,
twelve years old. She's going to camp today and there'd
be some cake and presents. What kind of cake did
we settle on?

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
Yeah? From everything bunt cakes? Oh yeah, yeah so good.
Oh yeah yeah yeah not bunt cakes. Yeah yeah, that
place is so good.

Speaker 3 (01:09:24):
Well, anyway, I just wanted to before he went to camp,
tell you that I love you and happy birthday and
I'll see you later. I'm picking you up from camp. Okay,
all right there she.

Speaker 1 (01:09:33):
Is, Happy birthday, baby birthday.

Speaker 3 (01:09:36):
All right there, I go, oh, I just want to
catch her before she went to camp.

Speaker 1 (01:09:40):
Turn up is going to be real.

Speaker 3 (01:09:43):
Yeah, wast you ever need to waste it?

Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
And right yeah, shot shot.

Speaker 3 (01:09:51):
I think she decided on in and out too, because
whoever's birthday is gets to decide. You know where you
go to eat double with Kawami and uh, well that's
when my son shows.

Speaker 1 (01:10:04):
Oh that's right.

Speaker 3 (01:10:04):
Yeah, for the first time ever, like really owing.

Speaker 1 (01:10:07):
Up, no boom out though maybe totally.

Speaker 7 (01:10:20):
This is the Woody Show.

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Boom into another new hour Insensitivity training frame. Politically Correct World,
Friday Morning, Hallelujah, August.

Speaker 3 (01:10:33):
Second, twenty twenty four. Thank you for being here giving
us some of your valuable time this morning. I'm Woodie.
That's great gory. It's like, oh, there's like menace white. Hi,
we got the sea bank right there, sammy phones are
open eighty seven to seven forty four. Woodie, hit us
up text two two nine eight seven so I had

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a thought about a topic that we could do like
a Last Man Standing. This is one of those where
we open up the phone and we take your calls,
and then we hear your story, and then we take
another call. We hear that story, we decide which is
the better one that one moves on at the end
of the segment, whichever story is left is the one
that ends up winning a prize and the topic and

(01:11:17):
I'll tell you why here in a second. The dumbest
thing you've ever done on a dare?

Speaker 1 (01:11:22):
Good one.

Speaker 3 (01:11:23):
What's the dumbest thing you've ever done on a dare?
A lot of people have done something dumbest thing you've
done on the dare? Think about it. You don't go
to calling just yet. We'll be taking your calls on
that Last Man Standing. Best one will win a prize.
I bring it up because we finally and here's an update,
a Woody Show update. We have a date set for

(01:11:45):
Morgan to get her tattoo. Yes, yeah, right, it's go time.

Speaker 1 (01:11:51):
Yeah yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:11:53):
And we don't know how much is going to be
worth yet because we got to spend the wheel after
she actually goes through with it, after afterwards, So we
have the dates. It's what on the eighteenth? Yes, okay,
and she's gonna be going to the tattoo studio. Yes,
we've assigned for different reasons. I think Sammy's out of
town or something. And then Morgan's actually the one doing it.

(01:12:16):
Because of the area that the tattoo is being done, Pubis,
the Pubis area, we had to send a female representative,
and so we've we've asked Gina grad to do it
because Sammy's not going to be here, Caroline lives too
far away, and Morgan's the one who's actually doing the tattoo,
So we need someone on the to be like the
al Michaels of the situation, correspond the correspondent. Yeah, and

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so you're having second thoughts after, like you were talking
to Sea Bass the other day about the actual artwork.

Speaker 1 (01:12:47):
Yeah, we were drawing we could. We got some AI sketches.

Speaker 13 (01:12:50):
Yeah, and I don't like how they're morbidly obese men mopping.

Speaker 1 (01:12:55):
Just we're okay, the thing was a man mopping her area?

Speaker 3 (01:12:58):
Yeah, because she does hardwood floor down there.

Speaker 1 (01:13:00):
Are we getting it? So I asked AI draw me
the perfect tattoo for Morgan's Pubis, And there's just fat
guys with their shirts, all sweaty with a mop.

Speaker 13 (01:13:09):
And I loved it the words that you typed in
the search and you said morbidly OBEI literally wow.

Speaker 1 (01:13:17):
Well it'll make the guy who's down there doing stuff
feel better.

Speaker 3 (01:13:20):
And what were okay, what was the size that you
were proposing, Sea Bass?

Speaker 1 (01:13:23):
Uh? Well, to get the proper detail, I would say
six to eight inches true, people to really see it, right,
otherwise what's the point, Hm.

Speaker 9 (01:13:33):
We're going to see it either to that's too big,
but like you wear like you wear a nice belly shirt, like, Oh,
what's that guy's head doing?

Speaker 3 (01:13:39):
Oh yeah, that's the Oh. Sea Bass wanted the head
of the guy with the mop to be sticking up
above the like where.

Speaker 1 (01:13:47):
The it's called the conversation piece. Yeah. Yeah, So are
you having What were your thoughts on size small?

Speaker 13 (01:13:57):
Because all of my tattoos are.

Speaker 1 (01:13:58):
Small, okay, but small, relatively small.

Speaker 13 (01:14:00):
As in, you know, as if I was wearing a
bikini at the beach, you wouldn't see it because it's
mopping down. You know, it's not like my cubes go
to my belly button type of thing.

Speaker 1 (01:14:11):
I mean, I don't know, you can't get the detail.

Speaker 13 (01:14:14):
Of course, I wanted to be small, you guys, I'm not.
I don't want this tattoo either way.

Speaker 1 (01:14:17):
I was gonna say about the size, maybe a little
bit bigger than like a Lego figure. Oh god, like
a lego man.

Speaker 3 (01:14:22):
Yeah right, well little because no, you think about that
in it's like a scale like in relation to proportion
to her, especially that area. I think it's gonna I mean,
you know, if you're just holding up in the air,
it's not gonna look very big. But once in that
area I say four or five for fun, and it needs.

Speaker 4 (01:14:40):
To be specific to that area because if it is
too big, then it looks like a different type of tattoo.

Speaker 13 (01:14:45):
I want it to be in that area. Thank you
see me? Yeah, two inches sounds good to me.

Speaker 3 (01:14:49):
Are you trying to do it so that if you
do decide to grow pubes out all to hide it?

Speaker 13 (01:14:53):
That would be great? Although I don't see that happening
in my future. I don't see because you don't see
me switching.

Speaker 3 (01:14:58):
You don't any time. You don't see it, pube future, pup, No.

Speaker 1 (01:15:02):
Pubes in my future, because the tattoos she currently has
are about the size of a dime.

Speaker 13 (01:15:06):
I would say they're tiny, and I struggled with those.

Speaker 3 (01:15:10):
Hey, if they can write someone's name on a grain
of rice, they can come up with a man mopping
the floors. That's a little bit bigger than us.

Speaker 1 (01:15:17):
This is a good guy.

Speaker 3 (01:15:18):
So yeah, yeah, and we'll get the we'll get the
artwork together, we'll finalize it. We'll work with sea bats
and on the charge.

Speaker 1 (01:15:25):
Yeah, black and white.

Speaker 13 (01:15:26):
I don't want color.

Speaker 1 (01:15:27):
No color, yeah, no color. This is a black special Okay, alrighty, alright, yeah,
oh he's a black and white specialist. Yeah, I didn't
know that. Cool.

Speaker 13 (01:15:35):
Perfect, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:15:35):
Well, August eighteenth is the date it's set. It was
a whole thing trying to coordinate schedules and so we finally, uh,
we finally got that to gey. I just want to
give you guys the update, because I know it's been
kind of hanging out there for a while. Almost forgot
about it. Yeah, eight seven seven forty four. Woodie Hit
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Speaker 15 (01:16:06):
The Woody Show is back.

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
Last Man Standing. Here's the way it works.

Speaker 3 (01:16:11):
We've got the phones open right now at eight seven
seven forty four, Woody. If you get a busy signal,
give it a second try back, because we're going through
the phones as quickly as you can't, trying to get
to as many stories as we can. We're gonna hear
out one person story, then the second person story. Between
those two one we'll move on and at the end

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of the segment, whichever wants a King of the Hill
thing whicheveryone's left at the end will be a winner
and we'll win a prize. The topic for this round
of Last Man Standing. And we were thinking about this
after you know, morgana agree to get this tattoo in
our pubis it's just so regretable. What's the dumbest thing
you've done on a dare? What's the dumbest thing you've

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done on a dare? Eight seven seven forty four Woody
is the number will go right to the phones, and
let's say hello to Doug deg what's up, Doug?

Speaker 16 (01:17:03):
How are you okay?

Speaker 1 (01:17:04):
What's up? All right?

Speaker 15 (01:17:05):
So are you?

Speaker 1 (01:17:06):
You're the first caller? Topic again what's the dumbest thing
you've done on a dare.

Speaker 16 (01:17:13):
Dumbest thing done on a dare was I was going
to school down in San Diego. A bunch of friends
of ours went down to Santelpa and Mexico to have
a party for a weekend. At the end of the party,
there was a dare to get up on the motor
home before we went home and have some tequila shots. Well,
it moved on from there and the driver wanted to

(01:17:35):
get going, and we decided not to get down and
stayed on top of the motor home in at beach
chair for two hours while driving back to San Diego
the border, passing tequila shots back and forth with a
few buddies on top. Stood up to pass my bottle
of tequila to my friend. My beach chair flew away.

(01:17:57):
My buddy in the back caught it in midair and
ended it back to me, and we sat down and
kept going.

Speaker 3 (01:18:03):
Dumbest thing and nobody got hurt or pulled over.

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
Nothing team will.

Speaker 16 (01:18:07):
No casualties, no pullovers. There for two hours, got of
cam pass and keela back sixty five miles an hour.

Speaker 3 (01:18:15):
All right, Well, there's there's Dirk story. Yeah, all right,
hold on one second, ma'am. We'll move on to the
second call here. Let's go to John. Good morning, John,
Hey John, John, John, Hi John. All right, So, last
man standing, what's the dumbest thing you've done on a dare?

Speaker 15 (01:18:32):
The dumbest thing I ended down on the dare is
back in the high so I have a bunch of buddies.
That's some video cameras. They dared me to run through
our local shopping mall completely butt naked, nothing but a
parasox on paracks and the latex Jean Simmons masks.

Speaker 1 (01:18:46):
Stopped in the second.

Speaker 15 (01:18:47):
Part, did a little did a little jig and took off,
running right out in the backguards, hopping a car and
the oh.

Speaker 3 (01:18:53):
Never got caught, No never. That's a lot of penis confidence.
I know, I admire that, and I are both of like, wow,
this guy, that's so cool.

Speaker 1 (01:19:02):
Streaking used to be just fun, I know, it's all
And when you're throwing socks in a Jeene Simmons mask,
it's hilarious. John.

Speaker 3 (01:19:13):
I know we're all wondering, are you well, hung man,
We're all wondering.

Speaker 15 (01:19:17):
I'm definitely a grower, not a show grower, not a show.

Speaker 1 (01:19:22):
That's why he wanted the mask kidding.

Speaker 3 (01:19:26):
Yeah, all right, John, hang on one second, whose story
do we like?

Speaker 1 (01:19:30):
I'm gonna vote for John? Yeah, John, I appreciate that.
The prank nature of it. Yeah, fun. Okay, the first
one is just cool.

Speaker 15 (01:19:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:19:39):
Number one is not really a dare. Yeah, I mean
I would do that one. I wouldn't do the streaking one. Okay,
so we're all agreement. John, all right, thanks, Doug. Appreciate
you man, Thanks for listening the Wood Show. All right, John,
hang on, you're still in it. Let's go to Kelly.
Good morning, Kelly, Hid all right, last man standing. What's

(01:19:59):
the dumb thing you've done on a dare? Oh?

Speaker 17 (01:20:03):
My god. Me and my brother were little, and he
dared me to drink soda that was in the refrigerator,
knowing that I don't like souda, But he dared me,
and I did it and it turned out to be
his pea.

Speaker 16 (01:20:14):
And set it all out.

Speaker 17 (01:20:18):
Now that's some sibling stuff right there, wed sibling wars.

Speaker 3 (01:20:24):
But he told her it was an old soda, which
is I guess how he got around being open. Uh huh, Yeah,
Dare and dare drink this old soda turned out to
be his peace. So it's a dare and a prank
at the same time. Dude, that's the same time that happened.
In high school with a group of friends of mine.
We had a a guy named his nickname is man Dick,

(01:20:46):
and dude, he did the same thing. Yeah, yeah, because
they thought it was mountain dew.

Speaker 1 (01:20:50):
Oh my god, same here, mc manness. What in school
told the kid? This local bully said, hey, Jimmy, drink
this mountain dew. And it was peak, really apparent comedy.

Speaker 15 (01:21:03):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:21:04):
I took a sip out of a dip cup once.
That wasn't a while nocause I was sitting there and yeah,
I grabbed the wrong thing. Oh god, Yeah, that was foul.
What would you rather drink?

Speaker 1 (01:21:17):
You know, in a way, I'd almost rather pee. It's
gonna be cleaner, cleaner, right, interesting? All right?

Speaker 3 (01:21:26):
So whose story? John running through the mall butt naked
or Kelly who drank her brother's quote old soda.

Speaker 1 (01:21:34):
I'm totally over analyzing this, but I'm still sticking with
John because Kelly's was a dare to do something that
if it was a soda, not a big deal. There. Yeah,
that's not a dare. It was a prank exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:21:45):
Okay, Wow, I was going to vote for Kelly's everybody
on John. Yeah, all right, Kelly, thank you for call.
Yeah yeah, you set your mouth on fire.

Speaker 1 (01:21:55):
I'm assuming.

Speaker 3 (01:21:57):
Let's see, let's go to uh Ben Hey, good morning.

Speaker 1 (01:22:00):
Ben Ben, Good morning, Yo morning.

Speaker 3 (01:22:03):
All right, So last man standing, what's the dumbest thing
you've done on a dare?

Speaker 2 (01:22:09):
Well?

Speaker 12 (01:22:09):
First of all, I can't say I want to brag
about this or I'm even proud about it. But everything
starts when you're drunk. Now, No, absolutely not. I'm at work.
Everything bad, I guess in my life. Long story short,

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in high school at a party, big party, lots of
cars in the parking lot. Guy ends up eating a
tequila worm. That guy was so passed out. Somebody dares
me to jump up on his car and like, do
a dance, put some dance in the hood, which I

(01:22:54):
gladly did. Like, oh you dare me to do this,
I will show you how drunk and stupid I can
be so his car. Oh yeah, he didn't deserve it
at all either.

Speaker 1 (01:23:07):
Like, is that why you became an alcoholic? Because you
got this this guilty? Is that why you're drunk right
now every second?

Speaker 12 (01:23:18):
Yeah, can I tell you that I actually was an
alcoholic but being recovered for ten years? Yeah, look, have
no effects. I'm not don't even know we weren't.

Speaker 3 (01:23:31):
All right, Let's see Ben's story or John story.

Speaker 12 (01:23:36):
That's just kind of stupid. Like I said, I'm sorry, I.

Speaker 1 (01:23:41):
Can yeahs feel bad about it. I get it.

Speaker 3 (01:23:43):
I can hear the regret and the alcohol in your breath.

Speaker 1 (01:23:46):
Just let it go. I'm kidding, I'm dding.

Speaker 3 (01:23:49):
It's jokes man, joke.

Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
My boss is not right now, it's just all right.

Speaker 3 (01:23:55):
So, uh, what do you think Greg?

Speaker 1 (01:23:56):
Whose story? I sense Ben's more so, I think it's genuine.
I'm still sticking with John streaking on the story, yeah,
through the mall because Ben was just being Yes, I'm
much of a dare hey go go don't. It wasn't
dangerous to him. It may be a dick. Okay, all right, Ben,
thank you for the call, appreciated, Thanks for being a
good sport. Let it go, bend you all right, Thanks Ben.

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Let's go to uh Travis say, good morning, Travis.

Speaker 18 (01:24:26):
Good morning, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 3 (01:24:28):
All right, So what's the what's the dumbest thing you've
done on a dare.

Speaker 18 (01:24:32):
I've done quite a few, had time to think about
it listening to the others, so one of the ones
I could think of the dumbest there I did. I
believe I was in the fifth grade. I was known
as probably one of the class clowns. So it was
after lunch. I was after lunch and a couple of
friends were like, I dare you to make a scene
in the class after lunch. I'm like, okay, so thinking

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about it, thinking about it, we go to class. We
sit down by five minutes in and the teachers like, like,
this is a time when the wooden desk, you know,
you could open it and close it. Yeah, So the
teacher was like, what's that smell? Why does the smell
like smoke? And everybody's quiet. I'm sitting quiet, and you know,

(01:25:17):
a couple of seconds passed by, you see smoke coming
out of my desk. So he obviously sees it. He
comes opens up my desk. Flame just come bursting out
of the desk, Sprinklings go off everywhere. Everybody evacuates the classroom,
and how much trouble you. I got suspended for.

Speaker 1 (01:25:36):
A couple of days. I'm sure what did you do
Tom create this.

Speaker 18 (01:25:41):
I set my homework on fire.

Speaker 8 (01:25:42):
Okay, all right, okay, somebody dared you to make a
scene and you went straight to fire.

Speaker 3 (01:25:55):
Beyond Yeah yeah, all right, really taking the door serious
seas will start with you.

Speaker 1 (01:26:01):
This is this is actually tough because that's good. That's good,
and it's very it's not smart, but it's very, very aggressive. Yes,
but I'm still going with the streaking because it's just
such a classic look.

Speaker 3 (01:26:11):
Okay, and penises and penises and the mass is hilarious.

Speaker 6 (01:26:16):
Sammy, I'm going with Travis the fire starter.

Speaker 3 (01:26:19):
Yeah, menace.

Speaker 8 (01:26:20):
Yeah, I mean the fire starting is pretty extreme, but
I'm going with the hilarity of the wiener and the
kiss mask.

Speaker 1 (01:26:28):
Greg Gory, Yeah, this is tough because this is quite
a scene. I think the scarier, riskier one is fire.
So we have a tie would and there's there's no
way you're getting away with that either, Yeah, because it's
your desk. Yeah, it's such a risk. Yeah, I'm going
to fire. What you asking did you have a lighter with? Like?

(01:26:49):
How did you how did you set the homework on fire?

Speaker 15 (01:26:52):
Yes?

Speaker 17 (01:26:53):
I did have a lighter.

Speaker 15 (01:26:54):
Grag.

Speaker 1 (01:26:55):
I'm supposed to hit the spring lightsous. I thought it
was a big deal just to get your hands on
matches at.

Speaker 3 (01:27:02):
That age, Like there was a danger, but not just
danger for it was just danger for himself that'd be
one thing, but danger for the entire class, for the
building and everything like so.

Speaker 1 (01:27:11):
And potentially having to like redo the class. I'm gonna
go with the one.

Speaker 3 (01:27:14):
It's a little bit more silly and only really you know,
something that would be a consequence to that person. So
I think I'm gonna go with John on that.

Speaker 1 (01:27:21):
It's tough. Yeah, that's a tough with Travis. Thank you
for the call.

Speaker 3 (01:27:24):
Thanks, I appreciate the call.

Speaker 1 (01:27:26):
Story.

Speaker 3 (01:27:28):
Let's go to Sammy. Good morning, Sammy, Sammy, good morning,
good morning. All right, So what's the dumbest thing.

Speaker 1 (01:27:35):
You've done on a dare?

Speaker 11 (01:27:38):
Well, let me start off by saying, my sister is
meaner than all four of my brothers put together. So
eight years old, I'm playing truth or Dare with her,
and my dumbassy is dare. So she makes me lick
the bottom of my shoes from beginning and who knows
where those shoes have been.

Speaker 3 (01:27:56):
Yeah, that reminds me one time we were doing like
this event at a dive bar Menace licked a stripper
pole from the very bottom of it to his high
up on that stripper pole as his tongue could reach
while standing.

Speaker 1 (01:28:07):
I like to entertain listeners bad and and he was saying.

Speaker 3 (01:28:10):
That because he was say I don't get sick ever. Yeah,
so I here look this dirty strip on. He did
love doing it. And then guess what happened. I was
after eating the tissues, he got sick.

Speaker 15 (01:28:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:28:22):
Yeah, the the pole is fine.

Speaker 3 (01:28:24):
Okay, Yeah, there were some snotty tissues from another co
worker and he ate those and then he got sick
and he enjoyed that too. All right, So Sammy or John,
what do.

Speaker 1 (01:28:32):
We think for entertainment purposes? It's a good there. I
like that one. Look the bottom of your shoes.

Speaker 3 (01:28:36):
Yeah she didn't top the bottom. I'm gonna stick with streaker.

Speaker 8 (01:28:41):
Streaker, Yeah, I guess licking of the shoes is not
even shocking anymore of these days.

Speaker 1 (01:28:47):
Okay, streakers, More people are involved, a bigger audience, yes, yeah, yes, okay,
all right, well Sammy, thank you very much for the call. Well,
ladies and gentlemen, that is all the time we have,
so I do believe we have a winner. And that
would be John. John Congratulations, Oh yeah, you are the
winner of this round of Last man Standing.

Speaker 3 (01:29:10):
Awesome, congratulations, and it's part of your reward.

Speaker 1 (01:29:13):
Greg's going to recreate your prank. Yeah right now, right now. Yeah,
he's the Hall of work.

Speaker 3 (01:29:18):
He's a grower, not a shower, right Greg, guys correct? Yeah,
all right, well John, hang on second, we'll get all
your information. Thank you so much for listening to the
Woody Show. Everybody else who was on hold already, I'm sorry,
we just simply ran out of time. We got to
take a break. More wood He shows next.

Speaker 1 (01:29:34):
Hang on, we'll be right, be right back.

Speaker 10 (01:29:40):
I've had so many treason I didn't even tell you
what trees I've had.

Speaker 1 (01:29:44):
I'm gonna double now is a show, all right? Some
uh other people that were texting over couldn't call in
for our Last man Standing. Dumbest thing you did on
a dare?

Speaker 3 (01:29:57):
This one says I was trying to impress these two
girl in a pool, and I dared them to kiss
each other, which they did. Yeah, all right, yeah, but
then they dared me to streak around the apartment complex
that we were, where the pool was, where we were swimming.

Speaker 1 (01:30:13):
I did it.

Speaker 3 (01:30:14):
When I came back, they were gone, and so were
my clothes. Mistake I can't call, but I was there
when I was a kid to get someone to eat
animal poop. So I took a Tutsi roll, ate the
actual Tutsi roll, and then replaced the Tutsi roll with the.

Speaker 1 (01:30:29):
Poop and gave it to another kid. As a kid,
I was dre to.

Speaker 3 (01:30:37):
Lick the floor of the boy's bathroom and I actually
did it. Let's see, dummis dare involves a lighter and
a game of Chicken. Ended up with a burn scar
on my palm, a melted pen scar on one wrist,
and a cigarette burn scar on the other.

Speaker 1 (01:30:53):
Just a fun story. Yeah, I d it longer. Yeah,
my brother dared me to jump out of our second
floor window so he would rent me a WWE video game.
I landed in a hole, snapped my ankle basically in half.
I had to crawl around the house crying for my
family to find me. I did get the game though.

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All Right, I'm not going to call on this one.
But my dumbest are was I put a fart bomb
in a church seat during service. Yeah, a fart bomb.

Speaker 3 (01:31:27):
That's a place stink bomb. Yeah, you gotta really love Jesus.

Speaker 1 (01:31:31):
To hang in there. Yeah, you can find those anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:31:35):
Thank you for your calls and for your stories. If
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Speaker 1 (01:31:52):
Show.

Speaker 2 (01:31:53):
It really grows.

Speaker 1 (01:31:55):
You don't want to go on there. This is The
Woody Show, all right, Welcome back Friday morning, August to
second International Beer Day is today?

Speaker 3 (01:32:05):
I care also National ice Cream Sandwich Day. Dude.

Speaker 1 (01:32:10):
I bought some ice cream sandwich joints recently. It was a.

Speaker 3 (01:32:15):
Box his store brand, and it was mint chocolate chip
ice cream sandwiches. Yeah, perfect amount of melty. So it
wasn't like, uh where, it just like kind of snaps off.
It's like the ice cream starts to push out the
sides a little bit without going everywhere. Dude, it was
so good, Gray, What could be better than that?

Speaker 1 (01:32:34):
That? Or cottage cheese?

Speaker 3 (01:32:36):
Yeah, his cottage cheese and beats.

Speaker 1 (01:32:39):
So what was that one where you're talking about recently? Oh,
fat boys? Everybody on earth. Who makes ice cream sandwiches
be like them? Yeah, perfect thickness.

Speaker 3 (01:32:50):
Have you had the one that's like, uh, the chocolate
and chocolate I forgot what that flavor is called.

Speaker 1 (01:32:55):
Dude.

Speaker 3 (01:32:55):
It's almost like they got like a little like the
ribbons of caramel in there.

Speaker 1 (01:33:01):
It's so good as you're gonna bring up the DJ khalidvid. Yes,
I knew it. I know so this one.

Speaker 8 (01:33:07):
Yeah, this just went viral in the past couple of
days where Dj Khaled opened up his refrigerator and showed
every single uh ice cream sandwich and every piece of
ice cream that he had.

Speaker 9 (01:33:19):
He has like a giant, thirty thousand dollars freezer that
is just for ice cream novelty.

Speaker 8 (01:33:24):
It has every single one he can think of. And
at that very end he's like, oh, which one should
I pick? And then he picks an Oreo one And
then as he's doing that, somebody's handing on some Fat Boys.

Speaker 1 (01:33:35):
Ribbon all day right here it is.

Speaker 3 (01:33:37):
It's the fat Boy Cookies and Cream cookie sandwich with
caramel indulge in a decadent fat Boy Cookies and Cream
cookie sandwich featuring cookies and ice cream with a scrumptious
sea salt caramel ribbon. There it is ribbon between rich
double fudge cookies. Each bite delivers the artisanal quality of

(01:34:00):
ice cream that has been celebrated for its smoothness and
creamy texture since nineteen twenty five.

Speaker 1 (01:34:08):
Look at my eyes, do they look a little Yeah?
That kind of started to make me cry. The sandwiches
furry enhanced by a topping of short bread cookies, adding
a delightful contrast to the velvety ice cream crafted with
care and tradition.

Speaker 3 (01:34:23):
Just the words, I know. It just makes want to
tugt normal right.

Speaker 1 (01:34:29):
Look at this DJ college video. Lucky bastards. That's why
you try to be a successful life. And look out,
thin Spelthy that's his kid.

Speaker 3 (01:34:38):
All National Coloring Book Day. I think it's weird when
adults are in the coloring books. National Water Balloon Day
is today as well. A couple of the entertainment headlines.
This guy, his name is Hector David Rivera. He played
the Green Power Ranger and the police they're looking for
him after he got into an argument with some old
dude who had a walker. This is in a parking

(01:34:58):
lot and the Green Power Ranger shoved him to the ground.
And then drove off after he did it. So the
cops say he's supposed to make an appearance at Magic
Valley Comic Con this weekend, and if he shows up, oh,
they're gonna arrest him.

Speaker 1 (01:35:11):
Oh what a douchebag. Haven't all the Power Rangers been
in trouble Like the Mellow Ranger.

Speaker 8 (01:35:18):
She died in a car accident. Yeah, and I think
the original Green Ranger he did die, and.

Speaker 1 (01:35:24):
Then the Red One had something. I don't know. They
all seem to have problems.

Speaker 3 (01:35:27):
The numbers are in and while Dead Pull and Wolverine
uses the F word a lot, specifically one hundred and
eighteen times, it's far from a record. People like, oh,
it's a record for movies. No, The movie with the
most ever F bombs the Wolf of Wall Street. So
Dead Pull and Wolverine one hundred and eighteen F bombs.
Wolf of Wall Street five hundred and sixty nine, Yeah,

(01:35:49):
sixteen nine Ye. Casino used it four hundred and twenty
two times, Straight Out of Compton three hundred and ninety
two times, Pulp Fiction two sixty five, Big Lebowski, which
I would have put up there. I was like, Hey,
what movie do you think is used at the most
of any movie. You've seen Big Lebowski two hundred and
sixty and then Scarface, one of the worst.

Speaker 1 (01:36:07):
Movies of all time. So that's a stupid movie two
hundred and twenty six times. That's the kind of movie
that you'd wait your whole life to see. You finally
see it and you're like, why, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:36:15):
Now, Sammy, Yes, this is what we've all been saying,
and you refuse to get Before she was famous, comedian
Tiffany Hattish used to sell her used panties on Craigslist.
We're just talking about like pictures of feet. We're not
even talking about panties, just a picture of feet. Yeah,
And she used a fake name. She called herself Rosalinda,

(01:36:38):
and she said that she was Halle Berry's maid no way, yeah,
so like she was trying to insinuate that these were
halle Berry's. All right, So let's go around the room.
How much do you think she made per pair on Craigslist?
On Craigslist, Tiffany Hattish selling her used panties back before
she hit it big, early to two thousand, Okay, per

(01:37:00):
pair a hondo maybe fifty fifty bucks, hundred bucks, forty
forty bucks. Would you say, menis hondo hondo? She was
selling them for three hundred dollars a pair?

Speaker 1 (01:37:12):
Damn Yeah, but how many customers did she? Is she
selling them? I bet you she did? God, yeah, that's
a question next time. Imagine going through life as a woman.

Speaker 3 (01:37:22):
We see like Joe Cooi, because they're really good friends.
We could be like, hey, ask people just want to
throw money at you.

Speaker 9 (01:37:28):
But all the time, are you selling more than one
a day? Because otherwise that's your business? Like I would
do nothing else full exactly.

Speaker 6 (01:37:34):
But then she has to meet It's craigslist. You have
to meet up with the figure out ship.

Speaker 1 (01:37:39):
On Craigslist. You can just say, hey, what's your address?

Speaker 3 (01:37:41):
Yeah, you can okay, see or you could send somebody
else out to make the delivery and just cut them
in on here you go. I could handling, leave it
behind a book in the library.

Speaker 1 (01:37:51):
I will deliver it.

Speaker 3 (01:37:53):
Some TV news, there are a bunch of clips from
the upcoming season finale of House of the Dragon that
have leaked online. Dunt dunt dum HBO has been scrambling
trying to get them all removed.

Speaker 1 (01:38:04):
Good luck with that. Good luck.

Speaker 3 (01:38:06):
I've never had a problem with spoilers. Half the time,
I'm looking up as I'm watching a show because I
want to see what's going to happen. But then to
me they go, oh well, people say to me, well
that ruins everything. It doesn't ruin it for me. I
still want to see how you get there. Like I
know where it's going, but I want to see the
process of how they get to whatever it is because
I think, oh my god, there's no way Walter White's

(01:38:29):
getting out of this situation, just as an example, and
I look it up and go, oh wow, he did.
But then I want to see how he did it.

Speaker 1 (01:38:37):
He said.

Speaker 8 (01:38:37):
I mean, I'd rather be surprised, but I mean I
don't get upset if something get spoiled.

Speaker 3 (01:38:41):
Also, you had to know this was happening. Maya Rudolph's
coming back to Saturday Night Live to play Kamala Harris
for the shows that are leading up to the election
in November. Also Menace Cobra Kai maybe ending soon, but
the creators they want to do a Mister Miagi prequel series.

Speaker 1 (01:38:55):
Okay yea. The US Army wants to.

Speaker 3 (01:38:58):
Recoup millions of dollars from the Rock and his United
Football League over a recruitment campaign with the league that
was basically a bust. So they got like nothing out
of it, and so they want they want their millions
of dollars back.

Speaker 6 (01:39:12):
But isn't that the risk? Yeah, like, if you can
get results, that's kind of on you, right.

Speaker 3 (01:39:17):
Country singer Chris Stapleton was doing a show in Seattle
a T Mobile park that's where the Mariners play, and
while he was doing one of his songs, a song
called Parachutes, there were free hot dogs floating down from
parachutes from the sky. Now, Chris cannot take the credit
for that idea. I guess it's something they're known for.
They're a T Mobile park. They do it during the

(01:39:38):
Mariners games because their hot dog partner or whatever they
want to do something a little bit less traditional. Yeah,
so because they have like an open roof at that
stadium and so the people are like sitting under you know,
the top of the it's open in the middle, but yeah,
like the parts that are around the outside is still
hang over the crowds. They got people up there who

(01:39:59):
are dropping these these like hot dogs with parachutes on
them down, yeah, down into the crowd. And while we're
talking country, Carrie Underwood's joining American Idol as a judge
next season. She's replacing Katie Perry.

Speaker 1 (01:40:12):
Well, that's official.

Speaker 3 (01:40:13):
Yeah, she was the winner of season four, so it's
full circle for her. Next season won't air until spring
of twenty twenty five.

Speaker 1 (01:40:20):
That's just still on.

Speaker 3 (01:40:22):
I know, like, who's watched that thing? I don't know
if Ryan Seacrest is listening. I totally watch it all
the time.

Speaker 1 (01:40:29):
It's Shimay, We're gonna it's Shiversday. We're gonna sit page
It's Shivers Day. And you know we don't do birthday
all right, some birthdays starting with the celebrities. Happy birthdays
to our close personal friend, director actor Silent Bob himself,
Kevin Smith. Then, did you see the trailer for your
movie came out Woodie? Yep, I did.

Speaker 3 (01:40:51):
Yeah, it's gonna it's gonna be out the next month.

Speaker 1 (01:40:53):
Nice.

Speaker 3 (01:40:54):
Yeah, he's doing a day debut. He's doing a premiere
I think on the twenty fourth at the podcast will
sin him as there in New Jersey.

Speaker 1 (01:41:01):
Sweet.

Speaker 3 (01:41:02):
Yeah, Kevin Smith is fifty four years old today. One
of the shows I love so much, remember that show Weeds. Yeah,
Mary Louise Parker, she was the pot selling mom. Nancy
Botwin on that show, the main character. She's sixty years
old today. Oh, I know Bory was excited about this one.
Edward Furlong, Yes, yeah, Terminator too, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:41:22):
J these days Terminator two. Yeah, he looks so good.
And and he was also the fourth Crow, oh from
the Crow.

Speaker 3 (01:41:30):
Yeah, The Crow four with Your Prayer, the greatest yet
most horrible movie ever. Yeah, I absolutely love it. I
haven't seen Crow one, so I'm a little behind.

Speaker 1 (01:41:38):
I'm a little behind.

Speaker 3 (01:41:39):
David borrianis Terry Reid deadis Hopper?

Speaker 1 (01:41:41):
It's amazing.

Speaker 3 (01:41:41):
Edward Furlong is forty seven years old today. Charlie XCX
is thirty two. And I just read something where someone
said that Charlie XCX's song, whichever that one is, that's
out right now. They're calling that the official song of
Summer twenty twenty four. It's called von Dutch it is. Yeah, yeah,
it's a show. Sam Worthington and the Avatar Movies is

(01:42:04):
forty eight. Jabari Banks Will Smith on that Bell Air
remake is twenty six and butch Patrick Eddie Munster from
the Monster is still alive seventy one years old today.
And your porn of birthday is Dante Collie and today's
birthday boy has done more plowing than a farmer in

(01:42:24):
nine and thirty eight fine films, including Damn It's Big
Volume six. He was in butt Sex with My Buddy.
Also Longest Direction of My Life Volumes one, two, and three,
he was in Beating My Meat at thirty thousand feet.
Also Chocolate on the Bottom, Vanilla on the Top. I

(01:42:45):
wonder what that's about.

Speaker 1 (01:42:46):
I have no idea.

Speaker 3 (01:42:47):
And who can forget his unforgettable performance in the holiday
film Stuffing My Cousin for Thanksgiving Last Nice. That's Dante Collie,
who was thirty years old today and as your porn,
your celebrity birthdays and a Friday Morning look, see what's
happening around the world of entertainment.

Speaker 1 (01:43:05):
We got some more Woodie Show.

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Speaker 3 (01:43:35):
Anything you missed on the show, like the Friday Fail storage,
you can go back here that or Today's Dumbass Contest
d U i Q and something that we haven't done
for a long long time, but it was back today
and you guys did a great job, and I think
we really helped, you know, give an honest opinion to
a mother out there who wanted us to judge her baby.

Speaker 1 (01:43:55):
So fun.

Speaker 3 (01:43:55):
Yeah, we have the picture for you. It's on our
Instagram story. And yeah, we took some of the comments
and everything that people were leaving, gave some of the
best ones there. And then also if you would like us,
you know, you don't want to go around showing pictures
of an ugly baby to people. If you'd like us
to judge your baby, you can send us an email
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Speaker 1 (01:44:22):
See coming up for you.

Speaker 3 (01:44:23):
On Monday the weekend. Cheers and jeers and we will
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(01:44:44):
like to add, No, Greg Goory your weekend parting words
of wisdom please.

Speaker 1 (01:44:48):
Yeah. Well, if you think that drinking too much on
the weekend is bad for you, stop thinking. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:44:55):
It's like if you don't want to get COVID, don't test.

Speaker 1 (01:44:58):
Yeah, and then you'll never have COVID. Yeah, you'll never know.

Speaker 3 (01:45:02):
Easy, Just stop thinking about it, precisely all right.

Speaker 1 (01:45:06):
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much
for giving the show some of your valuable time this week.

Speaker 3 (01:45:12):
You know we love it, appreciate you for that. The
rest of you guys can suck it. Catch you back
here on Monday. Have a great weekend.

Speaker 1 (01:45:18):
SMD Doublem Bye, great Friday. You mother,