The Woody Show August 7th 2024 Podcast

Cameo on the cheapo, News headlines, Redneck News & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Due to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion is it lies.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Shows.

Speaker 2 (00:24):
The Woody Show Insensitivity.

Speaker 4 (00:27):
Training Class is now in session.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
Hey, good morning everybody.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
Well it's Wednesday, midweek. We made it this far together,
of course. It is August the seventh, twenty twenty four.
Hello and welcome. We are the Woody Show. My name
is what that is great? Goryo. There is menacemask in
morning to you. Sammy is here. We got bored, We
got Caroline, we got Morgan. She is our associate producer,

(01:10):
von our video producer, is here. And Menace was actually
supposed to be out of town meeting with some kind
of client today. It was supposed to be like a
big business trip that he had. He said, no, I
don't care about that person. Yeah, like a one like
a one day thing. And so I went ahead and
I set up something, uh so that Menace would be
covered while he was gone. And so Gina grad is here.

(01:32):
Hey Gin, But as you can hear, Menace is here
and his meeting got rescheduled and then I forgot to
cancel with Gina. So here we are.

Speaker 5 (01:40):
Hey, I guess I win?

Speaker 3 (01:42):
Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, you get to win so much,
so much winning. Look at these little but again I
figured like, oh, well we showered, we put makeup on,
we made the trip in, so you might as want
you might as we hang out.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
So here's going on today, Cameo on the Cheap. Oh
so this is that that game that we do where
it's different categories. It could be reality show, could be musicians,
it could be sports figures, whatever it is. And then
there's all these people on Cameo selling those personalized greetings,
and so we're gonna have an option between two different people.
We have to try to figure out which one is

(02:17):
the cheaper get on Cameo and whichever one is the
cheaper get Sea Mass has procured, Yes, personalized greeted. It's excited.

Speaker 6 (02:27):
This this bit maybe going away in a while because
I saw a report recently that Cameo is losing a
lot of value, Like there's just not fun. It is fun,
but I guess all of these celebrities that they used
to have just aren't coming out. There's a there's a
New York Times article Cameo to the Moon and back.
The other one Cameo values plunging ninety down.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
Wow.

Speaker 7 (02:48):
Yeah, well it is like a lot of work if
you get a lot of requests at a cheaper price.
So remember our friend dil Dar, the alien guy, our
luck tilld are and you'll have like a guy you
have like sixy request if it's like cheap to do,
and you're like, oh, this is actually kind of time consuming,

(03:10):
you know, and the payoffice, Yeah, Bildar, like you know,
I'm gonna have to take it. I'm gonna have to
take a break from doing this.

Speaker 2 (03:18):
I'm too busy. I'm too busy, bro.

Speaker 6 (03:20):
And that's why you have to get the price set
just right, you know. Yeah, you're saying that's turning away celebrities.
That's why it's not a valuable platform as much.

Speaker 7 (03:28):
Yeah, it's probably not enough money for them to put
in their time to do it.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
Yeah, well their price is too low. If they have
that many requests, the price is too low. That's why
I got to try to find that that balance middle. Yeah,
between supply and demand. How much time do you really
want to spend?

Speaker 7 (03:43):
How much is your fan base willing to spend?

Speaker 2 (03:46):
Right? Yeah? Also I always kind of saw it as like,
I don't know, it's kind of like silly in a way,
Like I just I just feel like you're milking your fans,
you know. I mean, for sure they choose to do it,
you know, they don't want it. They won't pay for it, no,
I know. But like I kind of feel like if
you're the celebrity, like, yeah, I'll give you a greeting,
it's gonna be fifty dollars. You know, like if somebody

(04:08):
comes up to you and says, oh, man, I'm a
really big fan, I like to get a picture, that'll
be twenty dollars, right, Like, I'd be happy to sign
this for your child, but my autographee is fifty five dollars,
will be It just seems kind of douchey.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
I've been on cameo for a while.

Speaker 2 (04:23):
You have yeah around the room.

Speaker 5 (04:26):
Back in the day, Oh minimum, I'll pay you.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
Wait why though, because at.

Speaker 8 (04:31):
The time there were a lot of requests because I'm
very popular to thirteen.

Speaker 2 (04:36):
People, okay, and was this when you were working on
the Adam Corolla Show. It was okay.

Speaker 8 (04:41):
But if somebody would see me in person or I
kind of knew them and they'd ask for a cameo,
I'd be like, there's I can't. Let just give me
your phone I'll just let me do it for free.
I mean, because you do feel like a douche.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Wow, what a gracious person you are.

Speaker 7 (04:52):
Yes, I just let me do that.

Speaker 2 (04:54):
Let me do that cameo for free because you feel
like a Yeah, go sign into your website like.

Speaker 6 (04:58):
Now right, it says you haven't done once almost a year. Jeez,
I know how much were you charging?

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Whip around?

Speaker 9 (05:05):
Bro?

Speaker 5 (05:06):
It ain't expensive.

Speaker 2 (05:07):
You can't answer, Okay, what do you What do you say? Greg?
Thirty nine? Thirty nine dollars? I'll just say, like fifteen bucks.

Speaker 6 (05:15):
Cameo takes what menace? Forty? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Oh take a bite. Oh, I don't know, all right,
twenty bucks then, no idea.

Speaker 7 (05:21):
I was going to say thirty dollars fifty.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
Greg Glory almost nailing it on the twenty dollars.

Speaker 7 (05:28):
Wow, he explained, that's a robbery.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (05:33):
I started at fifteen and realized that might have been low,
went to twenty five, and I was like, let's see
what these people will.

Speaker 2 (05:41):
Put Wow, say milking.

Speaker 10 (05:44):
The you have to make it worth your while too,
and worth your time to do it.

Speaker 2 (05:47):
If you're ashes, it's all so how many? How many
did you actually end up doing it?

Speaker 5 (05:52):
Must say on there, I think I have like a
five star review.

Speaker 11 (05:54):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (05:55):
She has a four point nine eight very good.

Speaker 5 (05:57):
I guess I forgot it.

Speaker 6 (05:58):
Yeah forty four. That's forty four dude. Yeah so that
forty four plus she's done or did?

Speaker 5 (06:03):
All right, thank you, thank you very it's awesome.

Speaker 2 (06:06):
All right. Yeah, got the wheel spinning in Greg's head.
It's like, oh no, we've always talked about this, and
we always said, but you can do by yourself.

Speaker 5 (06:14):
I get to stoop so low.

Speaker 2 (06:16):
Yeah I was.

Speaker 6 (06:16):
I would say I was approached to do this and
I turned it down for that very reason.

Speaker 2 (06:20):
Yeah, class, Yeah, well you could probably do cartnark ones.
I'm sure that would be amazing.

Speaker 6 (06:25):
Why they approached me And I said, you know, cartnarks
and I haven't approached by to do different things. And
I said, cart narks is a free service. I'm not
even at well, thank you for not being a boon.
I'm not asking I'm not asking for money from anybody
at the yeah time.

Speaker 7 (06:39):
Now, there is a version of cameo that I do
like that the founder of Reddit started Alex the guy
that's married to Serena Williams. It's called intro dot Co.
And you basically just get like a one on one
Skype thing where you get to ask questions if you
want to know something about as certain industry. So you're

(07:01):
basically like, I don't know, asking for advice.

Speaker 2 (07:04):
So live directly with the Yeah, it's not super cheap.

Speaker 7 (07:08):
It's like I'm trying to figure out the cheapest one
on here is probably.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Like seeing ranging in the five to seven hundred dollars range.

Speaker 7 (07:14):
Yeah, maybe, And the cheapest one I see so far
is under Experts is three hundred bucks.

Speaker 6 (07:18):
And these are like founders of Casper Mattresses or next Door,
the next Door app right, et cetera.

Speaker 2 (07:23):
I'd rather just sell my underwear.

Speaker 3 (07:28):
Like spitting someone's mouth or something something classy all.

Speaker 8 (07:32):
Day as opposed to like running a masterclass.

Speaker 2 (07:35):
Oh yeah, underwear all day. Well, cameo on. The CHEAPO
is coming up a little bit later on this morning,
this hour, before the hour's up, we'll have the porno birthdays.
And of course some of the entertainment stuff for you.
Phones are open eight seven seven forty excuse me forty
four woodie. I've been doing that a lot lately, or
I was like choking myself. Send us a text over
to two to nine eight seven emails email at the

(07:57):
woodieshow dot com. You want to rate somebody else here? Sure? Alrightways,
all right? So this is Is this a date proposal?

Speaker 11 (08:05):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (08:06):
Yes, yeah? Yeah? So this is rank me please? Is
the subject from Joe, who writes in a what do
you show? I heard last week Sammy and the Gang
ranking a guy to see if he had a shot
with her. So I wanted to make the bold move
and ask you to rank me next. I've been in
a relationship for four years now, but just for fun,

(08:27):
I want to know if I had a shot with Sammy. Okay,
by the way, automatic point right there. Yeah. My name
is Joe, but most of my friends call me Joey.
I'm thirty. I'm from Boston, Massachusetts, but I lived most
of my life in the Middle East, so I'm an
American Jordanian kind of guy. I'm six foot two. I

(08:48):
work as a radio producer slash presenter in Dubai. Nice,
he says, no, I'm not loaded. I know how to
cook a few dishes, like spaghetti, meatballs, and some chicken
with rice. I love water, watching basketball goes Celtics. Since
I've been a pro baller myself. I also enjoy watching
real football, which is the American kind, and baseball. My

(09:10):
hobbies are shooting hoops, hanging out with friends in bars
and asking people how they are and not listening to
what they have to say.

Speaker 3 (09:17):
All right, I'm gonna pre rate this guy. He's already
at an eight. I think Sammy is hot and very funny.
She strikes me as a person who would make the reservation.
Make the reservation at the restaurant, even though I might
not have a shot with younger women like her. I
would like your honest opinion from everyone. Yeah, plus my

(09:38):
Instagram if you want to see more.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
Okay, well, okay, if I'm his girlfriend, I'm not happy
with this. Yeah, yeah, have a good one. That's from Joey,
by the way, says you guys are an inspiration. Been
listening to since twenty seventeen, and you're the reason I
started working in radio. That's awesome.

Speaker 6 (09:54):
I saw ads years ago for like these come to
the Middle East and do radio. Yeah, I guess this
guy took us. He probably buddy Chris Fade.

Speaker 2 (10:02):
Are you ready? All right? Here we go, Seoan, Greg
and Gina all Right, Okay.

Speaker 7 (10:08):
Okay, I'm Boston now I'm gonna sit thirty. Yeah, what's
going on with the hair?

Speaker 2 (10:14):
What is that?

Speaker 7 (10:15):
What is that?

Speaker 10 (10:15):
I think the problem is the picture looks like it's
cut off at the hairlines.

Speaker 2 (10:19):
I'll hold on, I'll show you.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (10:21):
Also, I already knew Samy is gonna be off board
because she wants a short king. She doesn't one of
guys six too.

Speaker 10 (10:27):
Okay, yeah, Seaba says it like that's like I say that.

Speaker 2 (10:31):
I mean they must be. Here's what's going on with
the hair? No, so he's got he's got full on dreads.

Speaker 6 (10:39):
He's not white guy dreads, but it's close. Oh he's
a Middle Eastern remember it's a Middle Eastern guy dress.

Speaker 5 (10:43):
Yeah, those are aggressive.

Speaker 7 (10:45):
I think you should clean that up. You know, he
probably looked pretty good if.

Speaker 6 (10:50):
He because we're dirty Sammy ad haters.

Speaker 8 (10:58):
Where there's a sack not being hackeyed. When I look
at that page, Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 6 (11:04):
I will say, if you wanted to get with Sammy
and not pissed off his girlfriend, you want to tighten
up that beard and go with the clean cut haircut.

Speaker 10 (11:10):
Yeah yeah, clean cut is very much my type.

Speaker 2 (11:15):
Okay, so do you think he stinks by looking at
the picture, he looks.

Speaker 10 (11:18):
Like he does because his shirt is also like it
was like an off white color, right, so it just
looks like it's dirty dingy.

Speaker 2 (11:26):
Yeah, okay, so on a scale of one to ten,
what are you giving this cut? Like a tool? A
too one that is like a never from Boston? He
has dreads? White? Okay, white guy with dreads, I judge fully,
anybody else gets kind of a break. Black guys get

(11:47):
full break.

Speaker 5 (11:48):
Oh for sure.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
Yeah, because it looks cool. But like, whenever I see
a white person with dreads, it is the dumbest thing
next to the face tattoos, Like I can't think of, Well,
you care about the facial piercing. I don't care about that, But.

Speaker 8 (12:01):
But what you have to do to get dreads is
a white man not great. The old boyfriend had to
put peanut butter in his Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (12:08):
You had a boyfriend who had in college? Yeah, I'm
not proud.

Speaker 2 (12:12):
See I had.

Speaker 10 (12:13):
Okay, So so my high school boyfriend later on a
little outside of college had.

Speaker 5 (12:19):
Dreads all of a sudden, and I ran into him dreads.

Speaker 10 (12:22):
And I would not go near him because it was
so gross. I was like, I'm not even gonna hug you.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
I don't know what you're doing here, and I'll see it.
What I'm just saying no, because normally I would have
been like, oh, hey, you gave him a one. You
give this guy one one? Greg? What are you giving him?
I mean, I want to be overly mean, but he's
not my type. Also one? Sorry?

Speaker 3 (12:43):
One? Okay, all right, but you reserved like the one
grades for white dudes?

Speaker 12 (12:50):
Well usually yeah, okay, two? Okay, he has potential?

Speaker 2 (12:54):
All right, what do you what do you think? Gina?

Speaker 5 (12:56):
I liked the email, so I'll give him a few
points email? Can I do? We do have three and
a half?

Speaker 2 (13:02):
He can okay? Yeah, sure, three and a half. All right,
Well there's the there's the latest to I love sucker.
What would you? What do you think? Could you do him?

Speaker 7 (13:10):
He's currently out a five, but he can glow up
to uh a seven or eight? You think, yeah? Because
the height if you like, clean, clean cut, cleaned up. Yeah,
he's seven or eight.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
The hair is a huge.

Speaker 5 (13:24):
He's trying to fix him already, like were you can't
fix him?

Speaker 2 (13:27):
This is who you see that kind of potential Seaster?

Speaker 6 (13:29):
Well, I see why men a set of five because
this could be like a friend of menaces.

Speaker 2 (13:33):
Yeah, true, that's true.

Speaker 6 (13:34):
Yeah, but no, he's we haven't mentioned the body. He's
just very ever like the generic skinny h Yeah no.

Speaker 2 (13:40):
No, yeah, tall slender, but yeah, I'd say the the
the Dreads show they did, they reveal something about his
personality which is very negative. So he needs yeah exactly
going on there. I'll say a solid four. Yeah, we
can glow up. You guns have an email email at
the Woodieshow dot com. We're gonna take a quick break
more than what he shows.

Speaker 13 (13:59):
Next.

Speaker 2 (13:59):
Hang up, They're gonna scan all the way for free
food real quick, and then we'll be right back The
Woody Show.

Speaker 7 (14:04):
Hope you're enjoying The Woody Show podcast. Just heads up
being Glendale, California, this Saturday from one to three pm
at fab Letics next to Macy's. Myself Menace will be there.
I'm gonna have a bunch of giveaways for theme parks
concert tickets.

Speaker 2 (14:19):
What do you show?

Speaker 7 (14:19):
Merch In Moore once again, that's this Saturday, August tenth,
from one to three pm at Fabletics and Glendale at
Glendale Galleria next to Macy's. This Saturday in the meantime
keeping joining The Woody Show podcast.

Speaker 2 (14:35):
The Woody Show is that, and we're into another new hour,
insensitivity training for a politically correct world. Midweek Wednesday morning.

Speaker 3 (14:44):
It is August to seventh, twenty twenty fourth, and a
good morning to you.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
I'm Mondy. That's Greg Gory. Good morning, Woody Menace, Good morning,
Good morning Woody. Are you tering on a gindr? No,
I can hear it. It's clock. It's wow, it's not
It's not a ginder. Yeah, it's just like an impediment
of some kind of genders are different. Genders are like
big old, like boulders of stuff impediment. Yeah, all right,

(15:12):
still waking up, man, there's a sea bask in morning
Sea Bass. Sammy's here, and Gina grat is here.

Speaker 4 (15:20):
Jay.

Speaker 2 (15:21):
Now, Menace was supposed to be out of town like
a business thing today. He was just going to take
a single day off. He's a businessman. Yeah, he is
a businessman. I had a briefcase.

Speaker 3 (15:30):
Yeah, I moved it to a couple of weeks from now.

Speaker 2 (15:34):
Yeah, So then they got moved rescheduled. But then we
forgot to tell Gina that she would not be filling
in for Menace.

Speaker 8 (15:41):
Yeah, with popped in eyelashes and freshly clean air.

Speaker 2 (15:45):
Oh good for radio. That's right for you people, phones
are open eight seven seven forty four wood. He hit
us up with the text over to two to nine
eight seven. Cameo on the cheapot is coming up for
you at the hour. We'll do that.

Speaker 14 (16:00):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (16:00):
Your Olympic round up for Wednesday. Team USA finally took
the lead in the gold medals yesterday two in track
and field one and women's wrestling. A triathlete from Switzerland
got a stomach infection after the men's event and the
scene river on Wednesday. The International Olympic Committee is getting

(16:21):
a lot of stuff saying, man, you guys don't care
about the health of these athletes. Having him swim in
that river, I think is very clear they don't. Colin
Jost is done with his Olympic coverage. He was sent
home thanks to his infected toes. He's a wreck. So
he scraped his foot on a coral reef and it
got so infected that he got staff. Yeah. Yeah, so, uh,

(16:46):
there's that I didn't know you can do just by
scraping up against the coral reefs. I mean, I guess
it'll cut you the infection. Maybe he dipped it in
the scene river.

Speaker 5 (16:56):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (16:59):
Yeah, he was covering all the stir Also, this sounds fun.
A British swimmer says that the food is so gross
in the Olympic village and that some of the athletes
have literally literally found worms in their fish. Really they
debunked that. I think, like they said, there was no
truth to those claims who said that the cafeteria probably
the cafeteria's death.

Speaker 5 (17:19):
But they said there's no proof. There's no pictures or anything,
there's no proof of it. But between the cardboard beds
and the worm fish.

Speaker 8 (17:25):
It's like these are supposed to be the most celebrated
athletes in the world.

Speaker 5 (17:28):
We don't care about them at all at all.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Basketball Team, the Basketball Day, fifteen million dollars crush cardboard frames, right, yeah,
that has got to be reworded.

Speaker 5 (17:38):
But it's still a cardboard bed for she would.

Speaker 2 (17:40):
Okay, it could be MDF, it could be Iron, it
could be Would. I'm the only person in this room
who knew what they were talking about when they said
cardboard beds, that it was just the frame. These guys
are all picturing like like hobos. Yeah, sleeping on cardboard.

Speaker 6 (17:56):
Because people are using it to claim shoddy now because
the correlation of the whole bed, not just the frame.

Speaker 8 (18:04):
Yeah, but that doesn't mean they're getting some beautiful like
beauty rest pillow top.

Speaker 5 (18:07):
They're still getting like crappy.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
A Filipino gymnast, Carlos Yulo getting a lot of perks
for winning two Olympic gold medals. I know, it's pretty awesome. Now,
this is a big deal because in one hundred years
of competing in the Olympics, the Philippines only had one
medal to this point. This guy has brought them two more,

(18:30):
so they're psyched. So he was given a condo that's
worth four hundred and fourteen thousand. He also got ten
million Philippine pesos, which works out to be one hundred
and seventy three thousand dollars US. Not even the best
part yet. And then he was given a lifetime supply
of ramen.

Speaker 7 (18:46):
Yeah there we go.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
Also unlimited entry to a local buffet lucky, and twenty
thousand dollars to a department store that's greaz So, I mean,
Philippines making a rain on this guy. Great a karaoke
not great at olympick ing. I would think they'd be
good gymnist because they were kind of, you know, small
people coming into today. The US led with twenty four gold.

(19:10):
Stupid China had twenty two. I thought, garbage China. We
also moved and extended the lead in the overall medal council.
USA has eighty six and then garbage China has fifty nine.
The setter Olympic round up for Wednesday.

Speaker 7 (19:22):
The track and field was really cool though. I actually
with our friend Temar were watching the race and because
like some other countries, they were talking a lot of
smack on how they were gonna win, back and forth.
That America just came in and just crushed it.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Yeah. I saw that one guy man, he like he
turned on the after burners. I saw like some clip
on social yeah. Rule. Yeah. By the way, today is
supposedly the most dangerous day of the year to drive
oh now, based on data from the National Highway Traffic
Safety Administration. So random, but sixty two percent of drivers
say that the roads are more dangerous today than they

(19:59):
were five years ago. They feel that way, And as
far as what people are worried about, two thirds worried
about distracted drivers, and then it's a road rage, getting carjacked,
and then theft or break ins. Okay, no, I'm saying
so there's multiple stats here. So today, apparently, due to

(20:19):
rex and fatalities, is the most dangerous day of the
year to drive for whatever reason. So stay home. Like
what happens?

Speaker 8 (20:28):
It was after daylight saving the same yeah, same, Yeah,
because you're missing an hour sleep?

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Oh man? Yeah really you know you like that've gone out? Yeah.
I went to bed two hours later than I normally
do last night, and boy, am I really screwed up.
I gotta tell you I can't drive, but I went
to bed like an hour or so early the other night.
So man, I'm all confused. Yeah. Well, and then everybody
and then we have that a clip. Is that your

(20:55):
normal life is? Does everybody have like this completely regimented
life where there's no there, there's no give take on
your schedule ever? Huh? Yeah? So, like, how is it
that I've always wondered, how is it that that one
it's one hour it's almost liked fly from one.

Speaker 5 (21:11):
Coast to the other until it happened to me.

Speaker 2 (21:16):
Over a one hour Yeah, one day, and Billy Bean
is not my Lover, former MLB outfielder in the league's
special assistant to the Commissioner, has died. He had an
eleven month battle with a cute Mylloyd leukemia and he
was only sixty years old. It was billy ball, right, Yeah,
I think he was responsible for billy Ball, wasn't That
was the movie billy Ball movie, yeah, money moneyball, Yeah,

(21:41):
but that was about billy ball. It was about like
this analytics. Yeah, like the structure had a cheap out
and yet guy and you'd still get Yeah, billy bean.
But I think there's two billy beans. There's two billy beans.

Speaker 7 (21:56):
Yeah, I think so we're not talking about moneyball Billy Bean.

Speaker 2 (22:00):
That's what I thought.

Speaker 7 (22:01):
Yeah, this is this guy like invented some kind of.

Speaker 5 (22:04):
I think he was the first openly gay MLB player.

Speaker 2 (22:06):
Yeah, I believe we are right. There's two billy beans.
What the chances of that? Yeah, V E A N. E.

Speaker 5 (22:15):
And the other one doesn't have any at the end.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Right. The one who died was the E. A N. Right,
And he was the one of the first I guess
openly games. Really he's a almost well it was I
was years old when I heard there were two Billy Beans.
What a unique name they have, like two people both
in baseball, right, that is weird. That's really weird. Yeah,
min Wow, Semmy, thank you for the information that you're

(22:39):
welcome coming and Clutch.

Speaker 10 (22:41):
Well, I was looking it up yesterday because I thought
it was the Moneyball guy too, Billy being from Moneyball,
but it was not.

Speaker 3 (22:46):
Wow and by the way, the one who cares Yeah, exactly, William,
that's why.

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Family cares well. Sure, But how did they make the
news because he was one of the first openly gay. Yeah,
in the little the little blurb that came up about it,
not one mention to that. Are you serious? Yeah? The
one that I saw, like a little blurb just enough
about like, oh wella Bean died Moneyball Because it doesn't
really matter, Greg, sexual stop focusing on it. Here's what's crazy.

(23:16):
I mean, ironically, he was an outfielder, not a pitcher
or a catcher. Greg James j espn Bean sixty openly
gay ex player.

Speaker 6 (23:23):
Yeah, dies, people, Billy Bean, second major league baseball player
to come out as gay. Dead, they're right news quote
unquote nouveaus stories what he's reading, but they're not gay enough.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
Yeah. I didn't get it from the lgbt the website.

Speaker 9 (23:37):
The.

Speaker 6 (23:38):
LGBTQ website, people dot com.

Speaker 2 (23:42):
Eight forty four. He is the phone number if you
want to call in. Hit us up with the text
over to two two nine eighty seven. We're gonna play
Cameo on the Cheap. Oh that will be nice. So, uh,
this is where all these different celebrities are on cameo
and we put them in the categories based on, you know,
whatever they're famous for, TV, movies, music, whatever. Baseball could
be yeah, gay baseball. Yeah, the theme could be gay baseball.

Speaker 6 (24:06):
I booked these things, you know, quite a bit ahead
of time, and gay baseball just coincidentally, just in case.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
So today we're playing gay Cameo on the Cheap. So
it would be two out of the closet baseball players,
and we have to try to guess which one's cheaper
to get on cameo for a personal message. Yeah, it's
the Billy Bean category. Have you ever been geeked out
by one of our cameos?

Speaker 15 (24:30):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (24:32):
I got legit excited at the Chris Parnell one and
then the dude from Chips, Oh my god, he said
our name, Chris Parnell one was all about great. I
mean that one was cool because I love Chips as
a kid. Me too cool show.

Speaker 5 (24:43):
Do you guys don't care about Morgan Fairchild?

Speaker 2 (24:46):
No? Yeah, I mean I didn't get that geeked out,
even though she was Chandler's mom. It's tough to get
geeked out on the kind of we're paying them, but
it's still fun to hear. Yeah, the whole principal care
who is from cocoon?

Speaker 7 (25:02):
I really liked that one.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Oh, I didn't get dry wilf.

Speaker 7 (25:09):
Do the guy from academy?

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Oh Gutenbergberg, that was cool. That's your fever efforts on
Steve Guttenberg.

Speaker 7 (25:18):
I mean that's true, that's true all.

Speaker 2 (25:20):
The Yeah, I mean, yeah, baby, but I would say
mostly police Academy.

Speaker 14 (25:24):
Right.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
Are you sure you're not thinking of Billy Bean? Get it?
That is a bitch wood He's a bitchis a bit
saves a bitch, and therefore, until further notice, they are
all banned. I hate the way that you walk, the
way that you talk, I hate the way that you dress.
I hate the way did you sneak this the five
Chest Flight? It's gonna beat the Ray the Woody Show. Well,

(25:47):
good news, we have since worked our way off that
band list because of the mistake that Sea Beast made
in that last round of Woodies show Family Fuse. Some
say it was intentional by me, just how to get
you over. Oh yeah, it was an intentional mistake. Uh
huh Yeah, it doesn't make any mistakes. Yeah, you know,
that's the room ever, not technically a mistake without it
being you know, a plan, right yeah, Woodie, Greg Mennet,

(26:08):
Sea Bass, there's Sammy Gina grad is here this morning,
and we're gonna play Cameo. I'm the cheap Oh so cameo.
You can get some personalized greetings from celebrities from the
A list all the way down to the Z double
Z list sometimes down to never heard of them down
had never heard of them? Right and uh and so
we have these different categories, So the celebrities are putting
in different categories. We have to try to guess here

(26:30):
which cameo is the cheaper get, and whichever one it
ends up being, we have a personalized greeting from that celebrity.

Speaker 3 (26:38):
What is the first category? Sea Bass, Greg, these are
people you love? Really, this is the Greg Gory category.

Speaker 6 (26:46):
So our first person and I had to kind of
guess at this one. But Greg loves HGTV.

Speaker 2 (26:51):
We all know it does more than anything. Gina, is
it true that you didn't even know that HGTV was
a chant like an actual channel.

Speaker 5 (26:57):
Oh, I didn't know it was a channel with lots
of shows.

Speaker 2 (26:59):
I knew that.

Speaker 5 (27:00):
I thought it just got piped into the dentist office.

Speaker 7 (27:04):
It was a real TV like some.

Speaker 2 (27:06):
Of those channels you see, you like bars and stuff videos, right.

Speaker 5 (27:12):
You've seen my car? Does it look like I watch
hg TV?

Speaker 2 (27:15):
No, Okay, can you not? Greg?

Speaker 6 (27:18):
I know Flipper flopp is. I guess they probably made
three thousand of those episodes. And Tarek elmos He is
on cameo. I'm not surprised if you've never.

Speaker 2 (27:29):
Seen or heard this. I guess Flipper Flop is where
Tark and I guess now his ex wife, yeah, Christina,
they who's been married what three times since tar?

Speaker 11 (27:39):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (27:39):
Wait since Tark twice? Yes?

Speaker 3 (27:41):
And and Josh John going through a divorce.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
Right now, this is very I thought there was another
guy though, I thought there was a third guy. Now,
I mean, she might be dating somebody new.

Speaker 6 (27:51):
But I think it's like this could be a whole
show so if you're not familiar, I guess this is
a clip from earlier when Tarak and Christina were still
together and they walk into at homes and they, I guess,
manufacture a problem. Manufacturer problems in not only the house
but between the two of them, such as how much
they're going to pay contractors.

Speaker 14 (28:07):
I think this will opened up, would actually create a
love sid.

Speaker 2 (28:11):
I'm sure that's what you think.

Speaker 12 (28:12):
That is what I think, and I'm always right.

Speaker 2 (28:15):
Oh, Tark's always right. Please. I knew he was going
to try and nickel and die in this house.

Speaker 10 (28:19):
This kitchen is tiny, and if we're going to get
top dollar, I've got news for you.

Speaker 2 (28:23):
Size matters.

Speaker 14 (28:24):
A Christina thinks problems can be fixed by throwing money
at it. But we've only been in this house for
a couple of minutes and we've already been hit with
new windows and air conditioning. So to make a profit
on this one, we have to be cost efficient. And
to be honest, she shouldn't know this by now.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
It's flipping one on one.

Speaker 6 (28:39):
Yeah, yeah, Christina, Yeah, he is really natural and not
at all repeating things His producer.

Speaker 7 (28:47):
Smile on Brake's face when that audio is playing so.

Speaker 2 (28:51):
How can you not love that show? Yeah, and I
hate watching them because I don't like either of them
as people, but I love neither show. I hate her
more her He's he's annoying, but I hate her more.
I hate the way she talks. She has mega up
speak and then every everything that rhymes with you, like
she goes thank you, thank you, and talk about a

(29:13):
person who looks completely different without making makeup enhances. But dude,
she completely You would think that she had like some
Hollywood magic going on there where like they take Ryan
Reynolds and turn him into Deadpool. Actually you know some miracle. Dude.
It's crazy. I mean she's not like unattractive, she just
looks she's completely different. She does completely different thing about

(29:36):
what he is. He gets super into these HGTV things.

Speaker 6 (29:40):
But not only that, all the who's he turns, they've
been married, they look different makeup.

Speaker 2 (29:45):
Because I'm just surprised, Like I've always hated her, and
so the fact that her relationships keep failing is like Shodenfreud,
you know, where it's like, uh, clearly it's her right,
you know, and it just it valadates my own feelings
about her.

Speaker 7 (30:00):
So I just googled her without makeup, and I was like, oh,
she looks.

Speaker 2 (30:04):
Like us that makeup. She looks like Menace. But she
has a person coming to her house to do her
makeup every day. Okay, so it's a tark though. Rek
is on Cameo. Okay.

Speaker 6 (30:16):
The other thing that Greg watches all the time besides
HGTV is the is GSN Game show Network. Greg, would
you believe on Cameo available right this second? John Michael Higgins,
No way.

Speaker 2 (30:28):
Really.

Speaker 6 (30:30):
He's been in literally one thousand sitcoms, one hundred different
movie movies, and he's hosted five hundred something episodes of
the game show America says, which I've appeared on GINO.

Speaker 2 (30:41):
Have you another person for Greg to be jealous of? Okay, Cameron,
who used to work here, went on that show while
working on this show and knowing that Greg loved that show.
I'm the one that brought the show to his attention.
And then he went on there with some like dorky
friends of his.

Speaker 6 (30:55):
A replacement guy had nothing to do with his team.
Theme to go on is like hey where the kickball league?

Speaker 2 (31:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (31:01):
Him his dumb wife, and then this friend right, and
then some chick not you no, And then I said, well,
why didn't you?

Speaker 2 (31:09):
Just so bummed? I was mad for him. Oh, well,
we're supposed to all be couples. I'm like, oh, because
I can't lie on TV and just go with this
chick and go, yeah, she's my girlfriend. Super like they
do some sort of FBI background checks. Give me a
if you're not familiar with John Michael Higgins.

Speaker 6 (31:24):
Here he did a little thing for Game Show Network
where he answered questions about his personal life.

Speaker 15 (31:30):
We asked, America, what do you guys want to know
about John Michael Higgins?

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Oh that's me, all right? How many suits do you out?
I don't know in any suits?

Speaker 2 (31:39):
I stealed them from ward? Number two?

Speaker 1 (31:41):
What's your favorite hobby?

Speaker 2 (31:43):
I wrote? Vocal arrangements?

Speaker 11 (31:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Number three? What's your favorite song?

Speaker 2 (31:47):
Ever? It's the Drive?

Speaker 1 (31:49):
What is your secret for a successful marriage? Shut up
and listen. Thank you to all of our fantastic viewers
for submitting such inquisitive question. I even learned some thing
about myself there. I can't remember what, but I'm sure
it was good.

Speaker 13 (32:05):
You like this guy?

Speaker 2 (32:06):
I do. He's funny and he's actually not gay.

Speaker 6 (32:08):
That's shocking, shocking because he talks like Paul Lin's.

Speaker 8 (32:12):
He's in all the uh you know Christopher, Yeah, Christopher
guest movie, right.

Speaker 2 (32:16):
He's a very good comedic actors in show. If you
don't mention it.

Speaker 7 (32:20):
I don't know him from but the Bad Teacher. I
know his Yeah, I know his face.

Speaker 2 (32:25):
I said he's been. He's had two guest spots on
every single ticom ever existed. That's right existence. So he
used to forget. This is the like, the best one
ever talked to. It's great.

Speaker 6 (32:33):
So yeah, one John Michael Higgins from a gameshore network.
Tarak al Musa from Targa takes himself way too seriously.

Speaker 2 (32:40):
Why would he if he's such a real estate mogul.
Why is he on camp right? And he's always trying
to portray himself as a megaballer Yeah, yeah, which he
probably is, no, but he goes He's one of those
guys who goes out of his way to make sure
that his watch is in the shot, right, Like he
could have long sleeves on and he'll pull it up
and just kind of tuck it behind the face of
his watch, make sure that over the cuff or whatever.

(33:02):
It reminds me of that story that you told about
your one friend when you guys went to uh tell
that story for anybody who doesn't remember.

Speaker 12 (33:08):
Friend of mine bought these new Parragamo shoes, blue suede
Faragama shoes. And we go to this restaurant and we
sat at a booth. He was sitting towards the wall,
and within about five minutes he had this massive revelation.
He went, Baby, we need to switch seats. I said why.
He's like, I need to be on the outside so
people can see my shoes, crossed his leg and pointed

(33:32):
his foot out so people can see.

Speaker 2 (33:36):
You don't care about you. Yeah, that's that's Tarak Elmusa.
It is. It is.

Speaker 11 (33:40):
Oh.

Speaker 12 (33:40):
I have the most embarrassing story. I was driving with
my parents one vacation and we drove, we googled, and
drove tarakol Musa's house. His kids were playing up front,
and as I'm driving by, my mom said.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
Stop the car so I can take a picture. I'm like, Mom, no,
his kids are out there playing. Stop the car going
around the block. And I refused, and she got so
mad at me for I'm proud of you. So your
mom's a giant TV fan. She makes Woody and I
look like novices. Greg. Let's have like a weekend with
your mom and a tour and just do like an

(34:17):
HG TV marathon.

Speaker 12 (34:19):
Let's, oh my god, best weekend ever. I know that
we can do the stalking tour. Yeah, we can stalk
them all. I want to meet Hillary, all right.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
So I'm saying, uh, cheaper, Okay, can't. Yeah, I'm gonna
say the Game show Network guy's cheaper. I'm gonna say
Taric he's more of a whore. Yeah, quite Frankly, both
these guys should should have a lot of money. All right.
Now you have no frame of reference on this, really, Gina.
But who he thinks cheaper?

Speaker 10 (34:44):
Uh?

Speaker 8 (34:44):
Well, everything you said about this Tark dude sounds like
he'll soak you for whatever you got, turn you upside down,
empty your pockets. So I'm going John Michael Higgins.

Speaker 3 (34:52):
All right, who's the cheaper get four hundred dollars? Hundred
dollars for yes, Taric all news?

Speaker 7 (35:02):
Was it hard to win those commercials?

Speaker 2 (35:04):
I'll buy your house, yes, like tarkbuyshouses. I believe, really,
seventy dollars seventy we'll get you. John Michael Hagen's great Gory.

Speaker 15 (35:16):
Hey, this is John Michael Higgins sending a big fat
kiss to my favorite radio show, The Woody Show. Yeah, Greg,
I know you're the host.

Speaker 2 (35:24):
I'm a host too.

Speaker 15 (35:25):
We have host vibes together, I think uh SeaBASS tells
me that you are a big fan of my show,
America says, which I appreciate. He also says that you're
in actual romantic love with me. I wouldn't suggest it,
and that he would that you would faint if you
met me. I'm married and my wife does faint when

(35:47):
she meets me almost every day. Not a good faint. Hey,
It's not the faint you want. And I'm sure that
if if we ever had an opportunity to meet, you
may be fainting more like my wife does, which is
like kind of a medical faint as opposed to a
romantic one.

Speaker 1 (36:08):
Anyway, I do appreciate that you're a fan.

Speaker 15 (36:11):
I love to have fans, especially fans with a radio
show and a sense of humor. Anyway, Sea Bess sends
you his regards as well, and let's keep going with
that Woody Show. It's fantastic And if you would just
wish me a little bit more of America says I
would appreciate it too anyway, Greg, nice to meet you,
and a big pile of love to the Woody Show.

(36:34):
Everybody watch it, listen to it. Don't watch it it's
on the radio. It would look weird. Buy everybody.

Speaker 2 (36:40):
Okay, that was awesome.

Speaker 7 (36:44):
I finally figured it out. Why I know him? Yeah,
picture perfect? Okay, Yeah, he's like the commentator that pitch perfect.

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Pitch perfect picture Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought that might
have been a thing me too.

Speaker 6 (37:00):
Yeah, Greg, you might have caught a clue in there.
I don't think they've produced me New America says it's.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
So maybe that's why he's wishing. Maybe that's why he's
on cameo too, wishing for more America. So that was awesome.
Thank you for that show coming up for you next.
Hang on, I think what you're talking about that sensation.
I don't think the diaper makes it so that you
want to pee. I think it's I think there may
be some kind of effect where you know you've gone
and I can feel the warmth kind of like headed

(37:29):
down toward my pestle. Welcome back. After a thrilling round
of cameo on the.

Speaker 3 (37:37):
Cheapo, what was the best ever where Greg got his
personalized greeting.

Speaker 2 (37:44):
John Michael Higginsjohn Michael Higgins as to me like he
would really want to come in studio and hang out.
Hasn't he been in here before? No? No, no, no, okay.

Speaker 3 (37:54):
I thought there was another guy who was the other
guy who worked on Craig Ferguson did all the impressions
and stuff. Is another guy who uses all three names.
You can see it, right, we get confised, that's right.

Speaker 2 (38:07):
So Sammy hint, hint, John Michael Higgins, robot dentist. Anybody
maybe I would love this. I think would be kind
of cool. By the way, I'm not one of these
people very scared of the dentists. I don't mind it
at all. It's like I signed up, like, oh I
got a free day, what should I do? I wish
I was going to the dentist today, but I don't

(38:28):
freak out about God. I love Nova Kane. I love it,
oh man, I love well. These robot dentists are about
to become a thing. I saw video on it too
this morning. This AI company, they just pulled off the
first fully automated dental procedure, or they shaved down this
guy's tooth for a crown Jesus and getting a crowd

(38:49):
normally requires two visits one hour each, but they say
they can do a full crown procedure in about fifteen
minutes using this thing. So what it does at three
D maps the inside of your mouth. This is the
part that sounds a little like yeah, okay. It clamps
onto your jaw and then uh, and then this drill

(39:10):
moves in circles to grind the tooth down. And they
still say it's about five years away from getting FDA approval.
But then after that the plans to have medental offices
all over the country. Think about how many how many
more patients they can see It take fifteen minutes as
opposed to an hour. That sounds amazing. The video is
pretty cool.

Speaker 6 (39:29):
And the question is how do you like if it start,
let's say it finds start shaving you down your gums
right how quickly?

Speaker 2 (39:35):
I mean the stopped, I mean the dentist is still there,
But like, how could it stop a rope blot? It's
very strong. It's like I'm sentient. Yeah, there's only those
buttons on escalators that stops it. You know, if there's
a big red button or that if there's a fire
at the gas station, there's that like emergency pump cut
off or whatever. I'm all for.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
Just tested it out on prisoners for yeah, without yeah,
I know, yeah it kind of looks like I mean,
you see those things at the engrave like little dog
you know, dog identification.

Speaker 2 (40:03):
Tags and stuff, pet smart or home deep things that
cut keys. Except it's in your mouth and it's.

Speaker 7 (40:11):
Crazy, and I'm all for this stuff. But I'm like,
I'm must see bast Let's do prisoners first.

Speaker 2 (40:16):
It'd be great. Hey, look, as long as you give
me enough novacate, I'm good. Yeah, like novakate, not nitrous. Yeah,
I'm not a fan of that. The nitrous actually gives
me a tummy ache, I know, my little belly.

Speaker 5 (40:30):
You don't mind the like droopy mouth and the spitting
no look.

Speaker 2 (40:34):
Because I have because I have the facial hair, the beard.
Like I love touching the side of the face where
the novacan is, like oh wow, it's almost like touching
a different person, you know, and your arm falls asleep
or your hand falls asleep, and and then you touch
your own finger or your own hand. It's like you
can't feel it, but you're like when you're touch it
feels like I could they can like a different person. Yeah,

(40:56):
I mean crazy. You think I'm high when with the
marijuana doing this the beer? Yeah, get high? Yeah, but no,
it doesn't even feel like your face. It's like joeing
with your other hand. You know, I'm a stranger. They
call that. Yeah eight seven seven forty four wooding. You
can text us over to two to nine eight seven
still woody. Feel will be right back. Hey, it's menace.

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Speaker 2 (41:35):
Hey, look how people with food poisoning feel because it
has a woody shoe. All right, welcome back, hey, in
to another new hour in sensitivity training for a politically
correct world. Wednesday morning. It's August the seventh, twenty twenty four. Woody,
that's greg gory, menace. What is the menu? Sammy Gina

(41:55):
grad is here today. The scheduling mix up. Menace was
supposed to be.

Speaker 3 (41:59):
Out today and so I went ahead and set up
a Gina to fill in for him. And then men
has changed his plans or the meeting got rescheduled that
he was supposed to be at today and forgot to
tell Gina that the meeting was a rescheduled.

Speaker 2 (42:14):
But anyway, it starts. Great to have you here. Yeah,
so Gina Gret all right, we got some new stuff
to get to. We do have a little follow up.
We were talking about the robot dentist thing. If you're
just tuning in, I was talking about it. I watched
a video on this this morning of this AI company.
It's a fully automated dental robot, so it shaves down.

(42:38):
In this video, this guy's tooth for a crown, which
normally is two visits an hour each, but this thing
does it in fifteen minutes, maps out the inside of
your mouth, clamps onto your jaw. That's the part of
this sounds a little rough. Drill moves in circles to
grind the tooth down, and they say it's about five
years away from getting FDA approval. But after that you

(42:58):
got to believe. I mean, if that much more efficient
for the dentists, well, fifteenosed to an hour.

Speaker 5 (43:04):
And if you are afraid of the dentists, like so
many of us, I'd rather spend fifteen minutes there than
two days there.

Speaker 2 (43:09):
True, exactly, it's better for the patient as well. Yeah,
and somebody on the text made a good point. The
robot dentist won't judge you.

Speaker 5 (43:15):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (43:16):
I'm they won't ask you if you fly. Let's say,
how to brand in everybody?

Speaker 3 (43:21):
Hi?

Speaker 2 (43:21):
Brand?

Speaker 11 (43:23):
Hey, what's up? Guys?

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Good morning, good morning to you are what you got
for us?

Speaker 16 (43:27):
What up?

Speaker 9 (43:27):
Man?

Speaker 11 (43:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 16 (43:28):
So, my my fiance worked through a dental office and
about six months ago they tried that. The doctor got
with a company and they selled it basically, it's like
a it's like a robot arm and they had a
whole training team come in and kind of show the
girls how to do everything. I mean, they had like
a two week training on it, and oh my gosh,
it was like before each surgery they do. It takes

(43:48):
about an hour to set it up. It takes about
two to three people to work it, and then the
thing kept overheating. There's a there's a kill switch. So
in the middle of the surgery, there's a kill switch
you're supposed to hit where it'll kind of shut down.
And in one of the trainings, thank god they weren't
working on anybody, the kill switch wouldn't work because it

(44:08):
was too overheated.

Speaker 2 (44:09):
Oh god, that's good man.

Speaker 16 (44:11):
So what happens is the thing just gets stuck. So
then they have to basically oh you know. The guy
was like, because she had videos of the trains, she like, Oh,
don't worry about this happens every once in a while,
and you're like, what if it's in someone's mouth. They
had to like unscrew a side bracket to take out
something so they could loosen up the grip and take
it out if it got stuck. Yeah, they talked to it. Yeah,

(44:34):
so in their training they talked about, yeah, it'll cut
back on time. But my fiance was like, yeah, but
it takes us an hour or two hours to set
up something that takes us usually five minutes.

Speaker 2 (44:44):
Yeah, and then able to run it. Yeah.

Speaker 7 (44:46):
But the arcle we read said that this thing was
like five years away from FDA Improved working out.

Speaker 16 (44:53):
Yeah, they're running them to work out the kinks, but
the problem was is that there's so much going on
with it that it takes you know, one person has
to be working the hand while the other one's adjusting
like the work I don't know, yeah exactly.

Speaker 3 (45:07):
Yeah right.

Speaker 2 (45:07):
So where these automated dentist arms or whatever will it,
uh will pull your pants down and fondle you while
you're under like the real dentist.

Speaker 16 (45:15):
That's the selling Well, that's that's the selling point.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
You know, give me more gas. It's like a more gas.

Speaker 16 (45:21):
This Yeah, this thing, this thing costs a doctor. I
think she said it was about five hundred thousand. He
wound up having to just give it back.

Speaker 2 (45:28):
Wow, that's why they charges so much for that crap too.

Speaker 3 (45:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (45:31):
Yeah, because they paid five hundred ground for it. They
got to get their money back on. Yeah, it's like
putting solar on your house.

Speaker 11 (45:36):
I believe.

Speaker 16 (45:37):
Yeah, they were. They were disappointed. She'd come on every
day from work and she's like, yeah, what and she
told me the training video. I'm like, man, that's oh
my gosh.

Speaker 2 (45:45):
Yeah, that's a dirty ass job. Man, that's a dirty job.
Like you're going to people's mouths. That's one I wouldn't want.

Speaker 7 (45:50):
Well, I'm sure eventually, like all this will improve, like
the fat removal robot, the Da Vinci. I'm sure it
wasn't perfect when it first launch.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Wait, what's this the Da Vinci that got question? You
say that, like we all know what it is.

Speaker 7 (46:07):
Yeah, yeah, they talk. There's like TV commercials for it.
There's rares all the time. Yeah, the Da Vinci. You
sit in there and yeah, it's a robot that it's
like sucks out of all liposection. Yeah, and like and
then well and then also like does that thing where
it makes your some stomach smaller.

Speaker 2 (46:24):
I'm not first time hearing it. Yeah, I've not heard
about it. Yeah, how where can I buy one?

Speaker 14 (46:30):
Yea?

Speaker 2 (46:31):
Is it only running during like the Real Housewives shows?
I've not seen that radio and all the time? Do
you know anything about it? Now? I'm looking at it.

Speaker 6 (46:41):
So it's a divinual robot is like it's like tiny
little micro pincers and they use it for all kinds
of stuff, not just fat.

Speaker 2 (46:47):
Yeah, but mainly that would what we would use it for.
Oh wait, so it's not like a thing where you
stand in it.

Speaker 7 (46:55):
Down on it and then like all these like robotic
uh like kind of pinched Okay, Yeah, this is so
whenever you see like robot assisted surgery, this is what
they're taught.

Speaker 2 (47:04):
You have seen this before like on my Center, or
they can do it remotely, right, isn't that what these
were kind of created for. It's not just for fat though,
that's I think that and a da Vinci robot. It
so just like more like a minimally invasive kind of thing.

Speaker 6 (47:17):
It's like super teeny You've seen like the teeny little people, right,
little little crab hands.

Speaker 5 (47:23):
Yeah, and it sucks your fat out.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Yeah, I mean that's one thing one of the things
it does. That's the main thing that it does. In
my world, that's the thing that we would need it for.
I'm not getting one. They're two million dollars, oh damn.

Speaker 7 (47:35):
But I'm just saying, like I'm sure when that thing
launched it wasn't perfect. Eventually they they figured is that
with all things? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. So give
that Dennis time. Yeah, I know, like people freak out
it didn't work exactly how it was supposed to be,
Like what a first launch of course, Like that's what
everything all?

Speaker 2 (47:54):
Right? Well, I look forward to having my very own
fat sucker robot. I would lie down by the time
it's available to have like a penis enlargement feature. Yeah, yeah,
take the fat out of here, put it in there. Shocked.

Speaker 7 (48:08):
You never heard of the division? Like there's commercials running for.

Speaker 2 (48:12):
It where.

Speaker 6 (48:15):
I listened to a lot of radio all over the
I've never heard and who would radio listeners please text in?

Speaker 5 (48:23):
Yeah exactly who. I only ever hear about the navage.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
Yeah, or the temporal thermal thermometer like I've heard about that.
They're trying to sell the Da Vinci in these ads.

Speaker 7 (48:35):
No, they're trying to get people to go to offices
so they can use the Da Vinci on them.

Speaker 6 (48:41):
It's used for bariatric surgery, like to help staple up
your stomach y, like just suck fat.

Speaker 2 (48:46):
You never heard of it? Okay, all right, well, hey,
you know what, I'll keep it. I'll keep an ear
out now, all right, apparently I'm missing now it's all
I'm gonna hear Da Vinci.

Speaker 12 (48:53):
Yeah, let's get menaced the one touch pancake maker and
we'll get you and I would even.

Speaker 2 (48:58):
We'll split it. We'll go have this, all right, let's
do it. More woody shows next, Hang on, how dumb.
Are you on the wood Show? We'll be menace Saturdays.
Could be up the new Fabletic store at the Glendelle
Galleria from one to three. Be there should you be
so inclined to stop by and say hi, You can
win some concert tickets, theme park tickets, Woody Show merch
as well this Saturday. It's happened, Valley Dumb. Nice back

(49:25):
to the Woody Show. Hey, another thing, going back to
the AI dentist robot thing, since kind of in the
same umbrella topics neuralink. Yeah, that's incredible. They've implanted another
brain chip second patient. Now, apparently this second patient has

(49:47):
a spinal cord injury similar to the first patient who
was paralyzed in a diving accident. And Elon his whole
thing is that he wants to be able to make
it so like these neuralink things, and you know, help
these guys have better lives. You know, eventually it could
end up being where they'll they'll be able to walk
again and do different things. And yeah, pretty cool. But

(50:10):
Elon said that so far, of the four hundred I
guess of the implants electrodes on the second patient's brain,
they're all working and the brain chip designed to give
parallels paralyzed patients. You know, you can use digital devices
now just by thinking alone. So you trying to move
a mouse or do anything like that. That's pretty cool.

(50:30):
It was mind boggling.

Speaker 7 (50:31):
Yeah, I wonder if the long term goal is to
actually pair that with stem cells, because I'm like, how's
it going to repair the body? Yeah, you know, I
mean against that's above my pay ground.

Speaker 2 (50:44):
It just takes the place and does the function of
whatever is not working.

Speaker 8 (50:47):
Because like with Stephen Hawking, like, wasn't there a device
in his mouth or something like we won't even need
that now, isn't that how he Yeah, he.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
Did his I think it was through eyesight. He like
typed hmm, he typed it. I don't know. I thought
that was pretty cool.

Speaker 7 (51:02):
Yeah, I think there was. I think it's like there
was eye contact on the screen or something like that.

Speaker 5 (51:08):
Combo.

Speaker 2 (51:09):
Kamala Harris chose her running mate Minnesota Governor Tim Waltz,
and the Internet has already decided that Steve Martin should
play him on Saturday Night Live. Okay, so you know
some news out of Australia. This guy he was with
his wife when they fell into some crocodile infested waters.
The river bank they were camping on collapsed. The wife

(51:33):
started sinking, so he tried to help her, and that's
when the crocodile came up and snatched him. So he's dead.
The wife survived. Wait what collapse the ground that they
were saying? Yeah, this the river bank that they were
Oh my god. Words. And also another reason never to
go camping. If they a middle school in Texas, they've

(51:58):
banned all black clothes. This is bad news. Man. You
would not be allowed to go to this school. Why
would I wear because it's associated with depression and mental
health issues? Oh whatever, it's Classes start at Charles Middle
School now Passo on Monday. The new dress code will

(52:18):
be in effect day one. A rep from the school
says that students can wear black shorts for pe, they
can wear you know, whatever they want on free dress days,
but they cannot wear it from top to bottom. Now
some parents they're bitching about it. One says, quote, wearing
a different color it is going to magically make them
into a different person. Another person says, quote, the color

(52:39):
of clothing has nothing to do with your ability to
do anything or feel any emotion.

Speaker 3 (52:44):
This is discrimination against all goth people out there. One protest,
but the school doesn't care.

Speaker 2 (52:50):
They say that any parent who is upset needs to
read the dress code policy very very carefully.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
This sounds like a big, big religion against possible Satanism
out there.

Speaker 2 (53:01):
Religion.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
I'm claiming that this is probably set up by some
religious person that hire up in the school board.

Speaker 5 (53:07):
So you think this is like, we don't wear the
Devil's color exactly.

Speaker 3 (53:11):
And I know because I went to a Religiou school
growing up and they also did not allow black clothing.

Speaker 10 (53:15):
This is Abercrombie was back in the day too. They
wouldn't sell black clothing and if you work there, you
weren't allowed to wear it.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
Oh my god, religion. There's an Amber Crombie fun fact
right there. And the devil color should be red, not black.
The devil's red. Everybody knows that. Gangs claim that, so sorry, Yeah,
bad news. Do you own any clothing with coloring? Yeah?
Get all like what like gray, red? Red? You know,

(53:41):
wear it at home.

Speaker 7 (53:42):
I got him a misfit shirt that had color in it.

Speaker 2 (53:45):
No, not color, but it was the base color black,
Like was it a black shirt?

Speaker 15 (53:48):
No?

Speaker 2 (53:48):
No, I'm talking about do you all like a red shirt,
a blue or a red shirt like they were the
bass colors? Black?

Speaker 3 (53:54):
Yeah, yeah, I own a red wrestling shirt, a blue
wrestling shirt, a green wrestling shirt. If it's a rustling
shirt that you So I have a different.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
Color, yeah, I mean like my wardrobe from what I
wear most of the time is black and gray. Here's
the thing I do have. I do have a bunch
of different color you know, polos or T shirts or
things like that, and I'm not skinny enough to wear them. Like,
the size of the shirt is fine, the shirt fits,

(54:23):
feel me on this, on this, on this whole thing
with it, because the black is skinny, right that like
that'll that'll be slimming. So even if it's like a
big shirt. But for fat people, hear me out on this.
Tell me if I'm lying. Certain colors when you wear
them make you look even bigger. Yeah, they're not flattering.
You know, any kind of light color it makes because

(54:45):
anything I think that you want to be able to
fade more into the background, it enhances, like every little
dull it does because it's a it brightens you up
and so like like all of a sudden, you're glowing,
and if it's red.

Speaker 5 (54:57):
You're gonna feel like you're the kool Aid man, like
smash into the room.

Speaker 2 (55:00):
Yeah, I have red doesn't work. I can get away
with every once in a while, you'll see me wearing
like a like a darker blue, right, but nothing super light.
I do own shirts that are light, but I gotta
get skinny here for Yeah.

Speaker 7 (55:10):
I know I have this white shirt that I bought
like six years ago that I really.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
Want to wear it. But yeah, yeah, Oh, I had
my doctor's appointment yesterday. Oh you'll be happy to know
once again, my blood pressure is perfect. It was Uh
it was one seventeen over seventy six. Wow, that's incredible.
Most of the time I go, it's literally like like
one twenty over seventy nine or something like that. I

(55:36):
take a picture of it. I send it to my
wife every time, and she gets mad. How cow. I'm like,
aren't you you're supposed to be happy? Wow? Yeah, get
angry about it. Yeah, well there goes your blood pressure.
The other test, Uh, they did the panel of blood test.
It was a follow up because I've been on the
goov so long. Yeah, and we're switching it up really goodbye.

(55:57):
Wgovy really hello, uh zep something yes to repeicide.

Speaker 5 (56:07):
It's not a segue tide.

Speaker 2 (56:08):
It's like the it's a different active ingredient. Yeah, And
so my understanding.

Speaker 7 (56:14):
So the two point five five point zero.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
They start you kind of like you have to with
the goov. You start to But the thing is you
can go up to a way higher dose than whatever
w goovy goes to. But the other big difference is
that I've learned because uh, the zep tide is the
weight loss equivalent of what's the manjaro or whatever. Monjaro
is meant for people with type two diabetes, kind of
like o zepic is meant for people with diabetes. We

(56:38):
goovy is meant for just weight loss, so only that
you need to qualify for, and by qualifying, it's just
for insurance coverage, which our insurance doesn't cover any of
it anyway, but if your insurance did cover it, to
qualify for a w goov, you just have to be
over a bmi of whatever it was, and it's not
something super huge, greg, even though you would not qualify
especially now for no for wa goovi or for zep bound,

(57:01):
I thought you had to have like prove that you
have diabetes or something.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
No, they won't don't need uh No, you have to.

Speaker 2 (57:10):
There's qualifications for each. So let's just use zet Bound
and Manjarro. For Manjaro, yes, your blood work to get
covered needs to be like where your type two diabetes
got it, or you have some kind of like you're
pre diabetic to a set whatever it was, some kind
of count, right. And then for the zet Bound that's

(57:32):
the same drug, but it's just meant for weight loss
and for that to qualify, you have to have just
over a certain bm I.

Speaker 5 (57:39):
Oh I see, so did you qualify?

Speaker 2 (57:42):
Well, I qualify for the bm I thing. But the
thing is, our insurance won't cover it either way. So
like the doctor can prescribe it to you for whatever,
you have to pay for it. Yeah, but you just
got to pay for it fully out of pocket.

Speaker 7 (57:51):
But I know the company zet Bound, they'll have like
some rebates if you go to certain places.

Speaker 2 (57:57):
You had to get like one of the prescriptions, discount
card or whatever. Well, it depends. It depends. Like I
know with goov without the coverage was twelve hundred bucks
a month and I paid that for a minute and
then all of a sudden, like and I was using
the discount card and then all of a sudden it

(58:18):
went down are you ready to nine to fifty? And
then after that it went down again to about seven
to fifty. Now people people pay, It's like airplane seats.
The person sitting next to you paid four times. Things
like that. Now, Greg, just because you're interested, I know,
I know, I'm jealous. What the difference is between with

(58:42):
GOOV and zepbound is that apparently there are one there's
one pathway with with with govy with the semiglue tide,
there are two possible paths to accomplish what you know,
these drugs are supposed to do with ze bound with
zet bounds, so you have a greater chance, like your
body isn't as we spawned, as you know, well, to

(59:02):
w go be, you're probably gonna do way better with
the zep bound. Interesting, And because it's two different things.

Speaker 5 (59:10):
What about like a compound pharmacy, can you just go
the cheap o'.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
Route and that I don't know, I have the Yeah,
that sounds safe.

Speaker 7 (59:17):
And don't buy this stuff from Mexico if you're listening, please, yeah, please,
I don't want you to die.

Speaker 2 (59:21):
Somebody said, I just started zet bound, I've already lost
ten pounds in one month. Wow, yeah, awesome, Yeah, bm
I is it?

Speaker 3 (59:29):
B M I over forty something that might be that
might be right, that actually might be right. Okay, yeah,
but anyway, so that's that's new. Cool, that's awesome.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
Yeah. So my cholesterol and my blood pressure fantastic. That's
totally not expected. Just fat, It's just yeah, just fat,
that's all. And now and now on zet bound, I'll
let you know how that goes.

Speaker 5 (59:53):
Yeah, side effects.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
So I'm back to eating right. I've been doing that
since we got back from fourth to July. Yeah, you know,
and that that's been going well. Back to eating boring,
no eating so boring. So yeah eight seven seven food.
You could text us over to two two nine eighty seven?
Oh what is a muck bang streamer? I meant to
ask that question? Do you know what this is? Yeah?
What is it?

Speaker 8 (01:00:15):
Speaking of which they're like chicks who just binge eat
crazy amounts of food on carn dudes love it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:24):
Okay, cuz this one died. Oh this muckbang streamer? So
again Extreme Eating Challenges. Yeah, she was on there for
ten hours straight doing this. Oh my god. And doctor
said that her stomach had become deformed and packed with
undigested food. Oh no, sick.

Speaker 5 (01:00:46):
That's a horror movie.

Speaker 2 (01:00:47):
We're classifying that as a fail. Right, how did you
do that? Just keep on eating?

Speaker 1 (01:00:53):
How could you do that?

Speaker 5 (01:00:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:00:56):
I probably pretty easily if you do this consistently.

Speaker 10 (01:00:59):
Yeah, yeah, I would think you would vomit at some
point though, like your body would try to get it
all out.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
But are they big? Huge people?

Speaker 8 (01:01:07):
Sometimes they're tiny people, like like some small Asian.

Speaker 2 (01:01:11):
Girls Widow what was her name?

Speaker 7 (01:01:14):
To the competitive In Asia, they are usually skinny, but
in America they're pretty large.

Speaker 8 (01:01:20):
Yeah, we go big, hairy, the butter flume and just
just suck it all down.

Speaker 2 (01:01:25):
It's disgusting.

Speaker 17 (01:01:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:26):
Yeah, there's one dude who did this and you can
track his progress. I don't know.

Speaker 7 (01:01:30):
Yeah, they show him on the internet all the time.
Games he started doing this. He was a normal, very
skinny and now he's just mega. Everyone's kind of waying
for him to die. But yeah, they they kind of
the tide has kind of turned on all this kind
of stuff where other people on the internet they'll like
highlight all these people who everyone celebrates for eating this

(01:01:53):
much food and then they're like, oh, yeah, update, this
person's dead.

Speaker 2 (01:01:56):
Well yeah, no, kidd it's a freak show. Yeah, that's
why the dude from Man Versus Food to quit. Yeah,
you have to stop doing those eating challenges Adam Rickman Richmond. Yeah,
something like that. Oh boy, yeah, yeah. A lot of
questions on the text already about the is that bound
because that's the big thing now everybody wants to get

(01:02:16):
you know, we'll go be or extrammand. No, and somebody
on the text misheard. It's not seven hundred dollars per week.
It's it's for a month's supply, so it's once a week.
It's a self injection, which is super easy. I know
people get freaked out about that. It's a pen. Basically,
you don't you don't even see the needle, right, yeah,
you don't see it at all. Right, it's like a pen,

(01:02:39):
like just the idea of it. It's like taking this
sharpie and just pushing it against your skin. That's all
you do. It goes click and you wait for it
to click again. The first click is to let you
know that it started. Second clip click, and then you're done.
Throw it away and you're good to go. Does it hurt?
What's that? Does it hurt? No? You don't even feel.
It's like an elephant skin over here, dude, so fat? You

(01:03:00):
don't do you feel?

Speaker 7 (01:03:02):
Reddit has different threads for every single drug that you know.
It just has people like constantly giving updates on them
taking it and.

Speaker 2 (01:03:10):
Somebody posting how long before it goes political? What do
you mean just like the Reddit is the cesspool of
the Internet. Oh no, no, that's Twitter, that's x whatever.
But Reddit's Reddit.

Speaker 7 (01:03:24):
I mean Reddit is negative like all the other I've
ever seen, But no, like on Reddit, it's a Twitter
for a holes, and it is kind.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
I would sell you like, it's another one of those
places we could totally do a zero to political for
any anything posted on Redd. I end up there a
lot because if I have a question about, you know,
whatever it is, I'll type it in there, and sometimes
there's a Reddit thread that pops up and inevitably I'm
filtering through a bunch of crap, or people have got
completely off topic, gone political, or just start trash talking

(01:03:54):
each other.

Speaker 7 (01:03:54):
If you get into those like threads where they're just
like about Manjaro or ze bound or whatever. Yeah, people
are usually pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (01:04:03):
Apparently there's one of these muck bank chicks who dips
everything in cane sauceman. Oh, you can search for her
after the sales department takes their monetary piece of flesh
and blood. So Woody Show back in a bit. We're back.
This is the Woody Show, all right, making our way

(01:04:23):
through a Wednesday morning. Here. We got some good suggestions,
we told you for that week of Labor Day, that's
my annual I where my wife and I we go
to Mexico. You're yeah, no kids, trip grit and yeah.
So we have all this material from the last ten years,

(01:04:44):
ten plus years at this point that we're going to
put into the vault because you know, there's been enough
changes I think over those ten years, different people whether
it was Randy or most recently Raby Cameron, whatever, who
are not part of the sh show anymore, that we
just didn't have enough material yet because you know, it

(01:05:06):
takes time to kind of build that that that library up. Sure,
so we figured it might be fun to get your
suggestions on some stuff. It could be anything from the
last ten years. Maybe it was the thing that you
heard that made you a fan. Of the show. Somebody
said one of the spicy rounds of Weakest Link where
Cameron hosted, and he almost quit because he would get

(01:05:27):
so mad. I thought that was that was pretty fine.
I mean, Bart's going through a lot of the stuff.
We have a whole day. We have a whole day
of menace puking.

Speaker 18 (01:05:36):
Oh yeah, I know we did get We did get
requests for the Papa John's garlic sauce thing that you
and Randy did.

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
Oh yeah, yeah. Also some of the Randy movie reviews.
Oh yeah, what will ran? Yes, Randy's millennial movie review.
We have a request for the Batman eighty nine. Yeah,
also goonies, I think Wayne's World. We have a lot
of Sea Bass requests. Sea Bass on the streets? Will
they pee for twenty bucks?

Speaker 14 (01:06:07):
Sea?

Speaker 3 (01:06:07):
Best of the Reborn Doll Convention? Oh, that Reborn Doll
Convention was some weird stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:06:12):
I saw some of the pooping and studio after he
got tased one.

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
Oh yeah, Sea Bass getting tasted. Ye I forgot to
get movie reviews. What a what a regret. I was
not here that day when Sea Bass got tased, although
I missed out. I mean I was, I was on
the show. But I was in some other city dialed
in from there, but I missed out on was this
the studio Reeking of cocka he really.

Speaker 5 (01:06:39):
Went to brown Town?

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
Yeah? Well, well he got hit the ones that have
like the leads that go into your skin. Yeah, actual
taste work. Yeah, shoot sounds got the wires attached legal
actual taste. Yeah. And man he went right down and
then ended up crap in his pants. I mean, we
still have it, right, We could try it again, let's created.
That's one thing I would never want to. If I
was curious to try it, I would try it, but

(01:07:01):
then I would never do it again. Never. I don't
think it's a revisit or we can do what Taylor
Swift has done. We'll just recreate the Yeah, we can
just recreate it. Se I like it.

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
Yeah, we can recreate all the hot seats And who
moved Greg Stapler around and had to recreate the freakouts?

Speaker 2 (01:07:25):
What about the blatant radio ripoff segment where the good
news fairy.

Speaker 7 (01:07:30):
Yeah girl says she was getting married and then she
was pregnant.

Speaker 2 (01:07:34):
So the whole bit was there was another because there
was this other show that was like talking about like
how everybody just steals stuff. And so we did a
bit called blatant Radio Ripoff where we just took a
bit from their show. We didn't we didn't name the show.
And there was this thing where people would call in
and they would have a piece of good news to

(01:07:55):
break to a friend or a family member and it
would surprise him on the air with this baby. You're like, oh,
this sounds so dumb. And so we did it. And
the first call that we got was this this girl
and she wanted to tell her mom that she was
getting married. Now what we didn't realize that she was
like eighteen boy. And then also we find out later

(01:08:18):
that she's pregnant because the mom's kind of like huh.
The reaction and we're all sitting in her mouths are
just like it was not straw on the ground, and
we're like, well, this is the one and done, because
it doesn't get bigger than that.

Speaker 3 (01:08:33):
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Speaker 2 (01:08:52):
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that begin with just a whiff of our pretzels. They
get you every time when you walk by. I know
we've bottled that moment. I'll do a pretzel. It'll be

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Speaker 7 (01:09:28):
We were more of a Westle pretzel guy.

Speaker 2 (01:09:31):
I think it was for Father's Day. I got a
uh white castle candle one year and I was all
excited about because the man, I do love the smell
of a white castle, and that was so disappointing. It
was not powerful enough. Yeah, what was the smell like
straight chemical? You're supposed to smell like the caramelized onions. Yeah,

(01:09:51):
and you know, like like Whitey's cooking.

Speaker 6 (01:09:55):
Tell them that they didn't perfect the white castle candle
before they shared out there.

Speaker 2 (01:10:00):
I mean it came in a really cool you know
how they'll put the white castle sliders in that little
box like individual they don't care about the earth at all.
They'll choke the hell out of it. Each individual slider
comes in its own cardboard pouch. And so the candle
looked like a slider. Well, yeah, it looked like the
power Yeah, and then inside was just the wax and stuff.

(01:10:21):
But so it looked cool. It looked super cool. It
was just very disappointing when it came to how it
actually smelled. That's too bad. Letdown. I know. I would
love to get an onion candle. I would love to
get a candle if I can like any scent. I
think if the one scent that I would really like
have nostalgia for, like people were talking about all the

(01:10:42):
zanny Ann's and just a whiff of our pretzels, these
memories and experiences, if I could get a candle of
my grandma's house, like the smell of my grandma's house,
it was so unique. Really Yeah, And it turns out
it was really kind of a combination of smoke. I
was just say, did she did? And then sandal would

(01:11:03):
like a combinations secondhand smoke and sandal wood. If somebody
can formulate that it's kind.

Speaker 7 (01:11:08):
Of mascul Do you have any of our old items
that my mom might?

Speaker 2 (01:11:12):
But at this point, I mean she's been She's been
gone long enough that I doubt she has.

Speaker 7 (01:11:16):
There's places in Dubai where you take it there. Yeah,
you can take any item anything and they'll make a
colonna perfume.

Speaker 2 (01:11:23):
Do you ever see the guy on on on social
where people bring him something to match the paint that
would be the paint. Yeah, they'll bring like just a
sample of something and he'll like, you'll eyeball it, He'll
eyeball it and all of a sudden he's mixing up
like paint and he gets it like exactly perfect.

Speaker 7 (01:11:41):
Same with the perfum and COLOGNEA yeah, yeah, he just
he smells it himself and he's able to Like.

Speaker 3 (01:11:47):
You should have a signature set for your home. Yeah, cool, awesome.
I know there was that.

Speaker 2 (01:11:54):
Hotel something website where my wife because I like the
smell of the aria, you know, and resort in Vegas,
they have a signature smell and you walk in there
and she went on there and she got me some
of that. It's the oil that you put into the
diffuser yep, and that was great.

Speaker 5 (01:12:11):
Oh you got the actual as.

Speaker 2 (01:12:14):
Yeah, yeah, that's really They sell candle too, but they
also do it for like all these other places. If
it's a place that has a signature scent. They'll sell it.

Speaker 5 (01:12:22):
I love that.

Speaker 7 (01:12:23):
I'll get the name of it. I did that with pillows. Yeah,
pillows dot com. They have like every single hotel really
on there.

Speaker 2 (01:12:30):
Yeah. So if you go a place and they like
the pillows, you can they can go on the website
and front.

Speaker 7 (01:12:34):
I did that, But then I fell in love with
the Kirkland. The Kirklands. Yeah, all right, eight seven Wooding
hit us up of the text over to two to two.
Nine eighty seven, will be right back. All right, It's
got some some fashion news here for you. Starting with
all right, how the reports that ankle socks were dead

(01:12:55):
greatly exaggerated. Turns out ankle socks are still a big deal.
Sixty one percent of people prefer them over no soshat
a no show socks, quarterlank socks, and cruise socks. The
show your socks thing is only big with the gen
Z fetuses, right, Yeah, according to Yeah, because everyone'say, wait
what I carry the socks down on the food.

Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
These are these are out?

Speaker 9 (01:13:17):
What?

Speaker 2 (01:13:17):
Yeah? Never for me. I will only do the ankle
socks or the no show. The other thing here is
if you wear high heels to go out, you are
officially old. In fact, according to the Young'ins, no one
over the age of thirty Morgan would be caught dead
wearing heels to go clubbing. Sweet wow, so I would,
what do you wear? Jeans, a nice top, comfy sneakers.

(01:13:41):
According to the retail numbers, sales of flats and low
heels have stored here in recent years, but the sales
of the high heels have plummeted.

Speaker 7 (01:13:51):
Yeah, I love that.

Speaker 2 (01:13:52):
I have a hypothesis. It's a fatties.

Speaker 4 (01:13:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:13:55):
It's been a discussion on the internet for the past month.
This girl started it. They call it the Ring the
Green Dress Girl, and she was calling out all the
young women that don't wear heels the club anymore. And
it might be Sea Bass's theory, but yeah, I think
it's like.

Speaker 5 (01:14:11):
A pandemic thing.

Speaker 10 (01:14:12):
No one had to wear them for so long that
then after having to go back and wear them again,
you just don't want to.

Speaker 2 (01:14:19):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:14:19):
It's also like trendy for girls to wear those white
Nike shoes, but they never clean them, so they're always dirty.

Speaker 10 (01:14:27):
But dirty is also a trend too.

Speaker 7 (01:14:32):
Yeah, the younger kids don't keep their shoes super fresh
and clean.

Speaker 3 (01:14:36):
Dirty and sloppy. Yeah, that is Gina's love language. Oh
this is awesome in more ways than one.

Speaker 2 (01:14:43):
Holy crap, this facility show.

Speaker 3 (01:14:46):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity Training for
a politically correct World.

Speaker 2 (01:14:53):
Wednesday morning. It's August the seventh, Greg Venice, Sea Bass.
There's Sammy, Sammy, Gina grad is here. Hey, I've got the.

Speaker 3 (01:15:03):
Phones open for you at eight seven seven forty four.
You can send us a text over to two to
nine eight seven if you like.

Speaker 2 (01:15:11):
Like to hear from you. And we're gonna want to
hear from you this hour because it's been a minute
since we've done this. And people always like getting to
share their good news, so we call it brag like
Sea Bass. So you get to call up and whatever
it is that you are proud, excited, whatever about, you
can call it and you can share, you know, like
Greg shared his big exciting news with us here recently

(01:15:34):
about how he bought another property. You buy a second property?
So excited about it? Yeah? Close today? Oh do you
really know? Like, yeah, it's just a it's a small
little condo, yep, you know, but he's really excited about it,
like a very small thing. He can Airbnb and like
uses a weekend get away from times, he loves real
estate and HGTV. What can you say addict it to it?
Now there are people who will say, oh, well, Greg,

(01:15:57):
you just keep that to your shelf.

Speaker 3 (01:15:58):
Man.

Speaker 2 (01:15:59):
Not everybody has the luxury. And that's how it goes. Now.
When people share anything good, well, if you keep your
mouth shut, you're supposed to not feel.

Speaker 3 (01:16:06):
You know, uh uh, you know, proud, good or proud,
because not everybody shares that same experience, not just Greg's typifica.

Speaker 2 (01:16:15):
It could be anything yeah, oh you know, which is
so redundant, you know, because that just pointing that out
makes sense. Not everybody has what everybody else has. I mean.
But what we have found is that when people share
these things, the segments get really good feedback. It's like, man,
it's good, I'm uplifted, Like people find it inspiring, yeah, motivational.

(01:16:38):
You're hearing good stuff that's happening to people as opposed
to bad stuff all the time. So braglike sea bass.
Think about what you're all happy and excited about, and
you would like to share with everybody, quote screaming it
front like an oh babe, scream it from the rooftop ah, babe,
and then you'll be able to call in text in
two two ninety seven to text eight seven seven forty four.

(01:16:58):
What are you to call? Speaking of ababor eye roll,
we had one here recently, just kind of like a
little one off. Yeah, but we haven't done a full round.
We need a full round of Greg gory a baber iroll.

Speaker 11 (01:17:08):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:17:08):
Greg sometimes can be very tricky. Sometimes you're thinking like,
oh man, I think the only person who's gonna find
any kind of empathy or whatever with this or getting
emotion will that will be Greg? And then all of
a sudden he's like, ugh, eye roll. So we turned
it into a game I have. These are all good stories.
All of them are good news stories. What we're trying
to guess is what are we gonna get out of

(01:17:30):
Greg' We're going to get an a bed or are
we going to get an eye roll? First story about
how two cops in Texas rescued a cat after it
managed to get a jar stuck on its head. Oh,
I think it's a raccoon. And there are some chesscam
footage of the whole thing from the officers that helped out.
They got the jar off of its head, got it

(01:17:50):
to a vet. They nicknamed it jar Jar. Here's a
little clip of them rescuing the kiddy.

Speaker 3 (01:17:56):
You want to go, is it a glass or plastic?

Speaker 11 (01:18:05):
Okay, get a.

Speaker 2 (01:18:09):
Baby A babe? Yeah? So, uh a babe or eye roll?
What do we think we'll start with? You menace?

Speaker 7 (01:18:16):
I roll as a cat. He's gonna say cats are
diamond dozen. Also, it got its head stuck into cool
people got the jar off of it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:24):
Okays, yeah, because it's I will still say a babe though, man,
because I hear all your arguments.

Speaker 2 (01:18:31):
They are accurate. Uh huh. But the cat didn't do
anything wrong, and you know it was It wasn't like
somebody did it just for social media. And it's not
a bug, you know, any kind of like bug. I
think he would obviously with eye roll whatever story was
this what I think I'm going all babe think's barely
an off an a babe.

Speaker 10 (01:18:49):
I'm gonna say ie roll because it's a dumb cat
that got its head stuck inside.

Speaker 2 (01:18:53):
Is that how you feel?

Speaker 9 (01:18:54):
No?

Speaker 2 (01:18:55):
Okay, she said it away or like what else? Such conviction? Yeah,
so you're going I I roll, Gina.

Speaker 8 (01:19:05):
I would say I roll because I I do think that.
You know, you're a dog guy, but when a cop
does something like, you know, help a kitten.

Speaker 6 (01:19:14):
Oh well, Greg, Greg legitimately hates police officers. Okay, and
not only just that, any police officer ever, Greg hates you.

Speaker 5 (01:19:23):
I didn't realize that. I'm just you know, I'm just
here for the day.

Speaker 2 (01:19:26):
But he's got a problem with authority.

Speaker 7 (01:19:27):
Okay.

Speaker 8 (01:19:28):
Well, it's nice to see these, you know, big Burley
dudes helping a hell little helpless kid.

Speaker 2 (01:19:33):
You mean big Burley Nazis.

Speaker 6 (01:19:35):
Yeah, our star right, yeah, to try to I'm.

Speaker 2 (01:19:44):
Glad that you guys are introducing me to Gina in
such an accurate way. We'll play the audio. Okay, So
your guess is I think, Babe, Greg gory or I
roll that is a nuclear a babe, I cannot find
an eye roll component. Okay. The cat wasn't being dumb.
It's just a cat. Okay, all right, how about this one? Now,

(01:20:07):
this chick in England was getting married and she surprised
her fiance and the wedding guest by singing herself down
the aisle. She did a song You're Still the One
by Shania Twain, and by the way she sang the
whole damn thing, not even like a part of it.
She sang the whole thing as she's walking down the aisle.

(01:20:36):
All right, not a bad singer. But is it an
all babe or an eye roll menace? Say I roll?
I'm going all babe because he's such a romantic. Yeah,
but I think this could be like their song, right,
Greig would.

Speaker 7 (01:20:48):
Want to setting where there was a singer off to
the side as they were walking down the aisle together.

Speaker 11 (01:20:54):
Romantic.

Speaker 2 (01:20:55):
You're your poker. Your poker voice is not very good.
We know you know the great things here. No, I'm serious.
I think No, I think because it's there's the romantic
aspect of this, the wedding, and how's that's love? What
do you mean she's by herself, she's singing to him
as she's walking down the eye I'm still going legitimately
a babe on this, really?

Speaker 7 (01:21:15):
Yeah, that's my faults and narcissistic.

Speaker 6 (01:21:20):
Yeah, I want to pat myself on the back for
creating poker voice.

Speaker 2 (01:21:24):
Yeah, copyright trade marksy best. Okay, we're guessing for Greg, right,
I'm not saying for me. I had stumph. Yeah, I
hate it all. I hate everything about it personally, I'm
thinking for Greg, I mean.

Speaker 7 (01:21:35):
The event is all narcissism. That's taking it to an extreme.

Speaker 8 (01:21:40):
Yeah, there's nothing more distracting than singing yourself down the aisle.

Speaker 2 (01:21:44):
I mean that's ridiculous.

Speaker 8 (01:21:45):
And I would be offended if Greg thought that was
a good.

Speaker 2 (01:21:49):
Okay, Greg a babe or I roll? That is an
eight point three on the Richter scale of ie roll.
I totally get it if during the reception she surprised
her her now husband with a song, A romantic song.
Just sing yourself down the aisle is the ultimate look
at me. I mean, she is the bride, I know,

(01:22:10):
but any hardcore look at me? And I whiffed on
that one embarrassing to begin with, and then you sing
yourself down the aisle, that's kind of desperate. Yeah, Okay,
she did have a good voice. A husband in Missouri
bought a lottery ticket, only scratched off the bar code
to scan it, found out it hit for one hundred
thousand dollars, did not tell his wife nice He left

(01:22:33):
it for her to scratch off so she would get
the full experience of hitting the jackpot. Au babe or
eye roll menace.

Speaker 7 (01:22:42):
I think it's fun, so I mean, oh, but I'm
thinking about in Gregg's point of view, he doesn't like
the other people getting money, so.

Speaker 2 (01:22:55):
Well, he doesn't get happy when other people win.

Speaker 7 (01:22:57):
Yeah, you know what I mean, like because it's never Yeah,
that's why I'm seeing, like if Mario.

Speaker 2 (01:23:01):
Did this for him, right, yeah, so he would have
the excitement. I mean, look at all the money, the
actual money he spent on that game.

Speaker 7 (01:23:07):
But again we're not talking about him right, talking about
other people getting money, which he is not a fan of.

Speaker 2 (01:23:12):
So I'm saying iron Yeah, but what do you think, Sammy,
I'm gonna say a babe, A babe Sea Bass. Yeah, man,
that's you're trying to you. This is an all babe
for sure. Yeah. Again, I'm going to a babe on
this one, because when you hear a story like this,
I can I can see Gray. If it's just a
guy winning one hundred thousand dollars, I don't think, you know,
he'd be more jealousy pissed than anything.

Speaker 14 (01:23:32):
Cool.

Speaker 2 (01:23:33):
I think it's the aspect of the fact that he
left it for her to have that experience for me.
For me, I think it's uh ababe personally, Gina, I
don't know.

Speaker 8 (01:23:44):
I mean, I might be projecting too much onto Greg,
but I think too much can go wrong. Like what
if you get in a fight and she's like, this
is my ticket I scratched off and you're like, oh,
I like you.

Speaker 2 (01:23:55):
Okay, I don't like it.

Speaker 5 (01:23:56):
I don't like it. I think too much can go wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:23:58):
Okay, I roll eye roll, Greg gory a babe or
eye roll as eye roll as that singing lady was.

Speaker 2 (01:24:04):
This is equally a babe. That is so sweet. When
you said he didn't tell his wife, I thought, oh
he was, where's this gonnacket it?

Speaker 12 (01:24:13):
And then he wanted her to have the excitement of winning,
knowing it would win by doing the barcode thing. That's
so clever and generous and nice.

Speaker 2 (01:24:22):
Thank you sweet?

Speaker 9 (01:24:23):
What if.

Speaker 2 (01:24:25):
She won't? That's so sweet? Menace. You want to look
up a SCONECN what those were good? We got more
Woodie show brag like Sea Bass is coming up after
the break. If you want to call in you got
some good news you want to share with everybody, go
ahead and call eight seven seven forty four Woodie.

Speaker 3 (01:24:48):
This is the showy.

Speaker 2 (01:24:51):
Al wants to brag like Sea Bass?

Speaker 9 (01:24:54):
Do it?

Speaker 2 (01:24:55):
Sea Bass? Not a shame? You want to get yours
out of the way. I'm sure he got something, a
small one. It's it's cryptic, right, we got a small one.
But I was offered.

Speaker 6 (01:25:05):
I was offered to come back and do something very
high profile and potentially very lucrative.

Speaker 2 (01:25:11):
But I was like, I'm tired of that. I'm not
gonna I'm not gonna do that. What do you mean, Well,
that's why I'm saying. It's got to it's kind of
cryptic because of certain non disclosure agreements.

Speaker 6 (01:25:20):
I was offered to come back. They liked, they liked
what I did so much the first time. Apparently Doctor
Phil they want you to host.

Speaker 2 (01:25:28):
That's a possibility because he's got that new version of
his show. Now, wait, is it the blind Side too?
When you were in.

Speaker 6 (01:25:38):
A role where they dubbed my voice over with somebody
else's role, So they have to pay me as a
police officer. But it's something else I can't, unfortunately say.
But well, we'll be talking about.

Speaker 2 (01:25:46):
Other things about it.

Speaker 5 (01:25:46):
But you're saying no.

Speaker 2 (01:25:47):
But I was like, yeah, no, no, no. Interesting. They
wanted me so bad, and I was like, yeah, all right, exactly.
I thought for sure it's gonna be something about like
chicks slamming something.

Speaker 9 (01:26:00):
It is.

Speaker 7 (01:26:02):
It's the green door too.

Speaker 2 (01:26:04):
Yeah, somebody told me that you have like a somewhat
steady girlfriend. Now, but who told you that? I heard it.
It was a little little birdie tweeted on my tweet
in my ear that you have like some steady somewhat said,
not like a but like a somewhat steady girlfriend. Like
that wouldn't be the first time that we've met people. Yeah,
well I'm saying no, we've we've met people that you've

(01:26:25):
had like not just a slam, but like an ongoing Yeah,
like an ongoing thing. I mean that's I mean, I
have sounds like you're fishing for something. No, I'm not.
I'm just telling you I've heard I haven't heard a
lot about slams lately, and I'm thinking maybe that had
something to do with it. Again, fishing, So it's not
okay anyway, there's literally it's literally nothing could be further
from the truth. Yeah, that's why I've been fishing. I've

(01:26:47):
heard of this. Yeah, this is better at this than
you are. Yeah. Yeah, I'm pretty good. Sea bass braggle
like sea basses go to uh Kathy, Good morning, Kathy.
Good morning, dy show, Good morning. So what do you got?
Bragle likes sea bass.

Speaker 19 (01:27:05):
Okay, that's what's directed almost directly at Woody. My son
Ryan is a twenty three year old. He recently became
a commercially licensed instrument rated O TI engine rated pilot.

Speaker 1 (01:27:18):
Nice, that's awesome, and so three.

Speaker 2 (01:27:21):
Wow, that's awesome. When did he start flying?

Speaker 19 (01:27:25):
He skipped a year, so he started like eighteen and
a half.

Speaker 3 (01:27:30):
Okay, And what is he going to do? Is he
gonna fly for an airline or is he going to
do like well business thing is?

Speaker 19 (01:27:36):
The next step for him is to learn to be
a CFI certified flyde instructor because you have to have
so many hours in the air. He could apply to
be a pilot right now, Delta American wherever. Yeah, it's
just he doesn't have enough time in the air. You
have to have fifteen hundred flying hours in the air,
and he's at like five hundred right now. Okay, So
that he went to in North Dakota, they smack a

(01:27:57):
five hundred off son. He only has to have a thousand,
so he's about halfway to be coming to be able
to apply.

Speaker 2 (01:28:03):
That's cool.

Speaker 3 (01:28:04):
I watched so many flying videos on Instagram of these
people just flying place.

Speaker 2 (01:28:09):
When does your wife and lets you take a lesson?
She says, I can do it, But I don't trust
that she's authentic about it. I think she's wie when
I said, yeah, you go do it? Go ahead, like again,
try that? How that works out? One of those kind
of things.

Speaker 19 (01:28:19):
Try you'll have that no time.

Speaker 2 (01:28:22):
Yeah, well, I just want to know how to do it.
That's all. I'm not planning on doing really anything with it.
Tell your wife to her whipped yeah right, yeah, all right, well, Kathy,
thank you for the call. It's very excited. That's awesome
and cool. Thank you, Kathy than all right, bye, let's go.

Speaker 5 (01:28:38):
But how scared would you be if you were getting
on a plane that was a twenty.

Speaker 2 (01:28:41):
Three year old piloting? Oh, I've seen there's a kid
I just read about this morning who's like got like
it's his solo around the world, and he's like sixteen
or seventeen or something like that. I saw seventeen. You
see that story I did. Yeah, I saw eight year
old landa plane on yes too. Yeah, it's like a
kid's in a booster chair. It's pretty cool. If I

(01:29:02):
get my license. Would you fly with me? Probably because
I've driven with you and I think you're an exceptional drive. Hey,
thank you. A little bit reckless, but fast, but very fast.

Speaker 7 (01:29:14):
You don't think he's not gonna tilt the plane?

Speaker 2 (01:29:17):
No, I wouldn't do it. I think if Greg went
up in a plane like that with somebody like me,
I think it might help him in his other flying.
Maybe let's go to Elizabeth. Good morning, Elizabeth, Good morning
everyone Me loves we love all right, brag like sea bass?
What do you got?

Speaker 9 (01:29:38):
I like Sammy and an old lady? And I make
little a roomy.

Speaker 19 (01:29:43):
Crochet craft nice and.

Speaker 9 (01:29:47):
I was recently invited to sell them in a local store.

Speaker 5 (01:29:51):
Oh nice, good for you.

Speaker 2 (01:29:53):
That's cool? Like U like, what what kind of money
can you make doing that? I've seen stores like that,
and I've always wondered, like how much do they really
sell consignment stuff? Yeah? Do you know what? Do you
have any kind of numbers on that?

Speaker 3 (01:30:04):
I do?

Speaker 9 (01:30:05):
I'm so surprised i'd make these little I first did
it with some little cactuses, and I was selling them
for fifteen dollars yeah, and the store sold them for
thirty five.

Speaker 3 (01:30:14):
Okay, Wow, that's cool for crochet cactus.

Speaker 9 (01:30:20):
Yeah, and they're not that big there, maybe about six
to eight inches my favorite.

Speaker 2 (01:30:27):
Can you send one to Gregs who can put it
on his coffee table? Yeah? Are the credenzo?

Speaker 9 (01:30:31):
I absolutely cared.

Speaker 2 (01:30:34):
All right? Hey, Elizabeth, thank you such a shape and dance.
Let's go to Chris. Hey, Good morning, Chris, Chris.

Speaker 11 (01:30:45):
Hey, good morning guys.

Speaker 17 (01:30:46):
What's going on?

Speaker 2 (01:30:46):
Oh? You know, bragging like sea bass? What do you got?

Speaker 14 (01:30:50):
So?

Speaker 17 (01:30:50):
Ten years ago when I first heard about you, guys
have been listening to the radio since I was broken
in debt. And now my wife and I are on
our third property.

Speaker 2 (01:31:00):
We have Dave Ramsey pay cash for all your investment properties. No, no,
we did one bedroom and that's great.

Speaker 17 (01:31:09):
Moved on from there.

Speaker 2 (01:31:10):
No, that's awesome, man. And so what's what's the plan
with all this? Just to rent them out and just
keep just keep buying more.

Speaker 17 (01:31:17):
Hold them, hold them and then eventually, you know, try
to turn them over to our son.

Speaker 2 (01:31:21):
Yeah, okay, all right, cool man. Always hold all right, Chris,
thanks for the call, appreciate you're listening.

Speaker 11 (01:31:28):
Thanks.

Speaker 2 (01:31:29):
It's like let's go to Amy. Good morning, Amy, good morning,
good morning. We are bragging like Sea Bass. What do
you got?

Speaker 19 (01:31:41):
I got a huge race at work recently.

Speaker 3 (01:31:45):
Same place or do you have to go to a
different place, you know, doing the same thing to get
more money?

Speaker 9 (01:31:51):
No, it was the same place.

Speaker 19 (01:31:54):
Yeah, I brought in a huge account.

Speaker 2 (01:31:56):
So yeah, did you ask forded? Did they surprise you
with it?

Speaker 9 (01:32:03):
No, it's like an annual thing where you know they
do annual.

Speaker 2 (01:32:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 16 (01:32:09):
Yeah, Well all.

Speaker 2 (01:32:10):
Right, what do you what are your plans with the
with the extra money?

Speaker 11 (01:32:13):
Now?

Speaker 19 (01:32:15):
Well, since I've already been to Japan, hell yeah, I'm
hoping to go to Costa Rica.

Speaker 3 (01:32:23):
Okay, we know some people that live there. Yeah, our
friend Steve Mann Ball's Masters lives there.

Speaker 2 (01:32:30):
You've got a buy and uh and Jason who used
to work next door. Oh yeah, that's right with the
other radio station. Yeah, he lives there now. All right, Amy,
thank you for the call. Appreciate listening to the show. Congrats, congratulations,
that's awesome. All right, let's go to Robert. He Robbie, Robert,

(01:32:52):
All right, Robbie, what do you got back? Leg Sea Bass?

Speaker 11 (01:32:56):
You know, our twenty three year old son was working
for or was working at the water park during the pandemic,
and he decided to go work for Chick fil A
and uh now twenty three, just got promoted a general manager.
So he's running that store.

Speaker 2 (01:33:11):
Oh wow, I think generally those uh those positions pay
for are you, well, Chick fil Ay, don't they think
they do?

Speaker 11 (01:33:18):
Yeah, maybe I should increase his rent.

Speaker 2 (01:33:21):
Still lived at the house, flucky, Yeah, he still.

Speaker 11 (01:33:25):
Lived at the house, and uh, kick general manager. Maybe
I can get a free uh free chicken sandwiches.

Speaker 2 (01:33:30):
That's all I was gonna say. Chicken run off of me. Yeah, Robert,
let me ask you a question, how long and you
have this nonsense a limited the house? Continue twenty three?
Yea twenty three on a good job like that. I mean,
he's got a fly man.

Speaker 11 (01:33:43):
You know, he's he's working on his master's degree, so
he's he's doing good things with his life. So we're
fortunate enough that we can afford to support him at
this point.

Speaker 1 (01:33:52):
But yeah, for little while, let's home.

Speaker 2 (01:33:56):
I support him.

Speaker 7 (01:33:57):
He's getting his masters a GM stea basketball to know
what kind of master masters and what?

Speaker 11 (01:34:03):
Yeah, masters and leadership, which I think he's gonna own a.

Speaker 2 (01:34:08):
Chick fil A, So we know a person who owns
a Chick fil A too. We do the one right
down the street from the radio stage. Hell is the
Masters in Leadership Management Business or Business Management? Yeah, I
look at all right, Robert, thanks for the comments. I
think changing for the one show. Congratulations to your son, Robbie. Robbie, alright,

(01:34:29):
you're welcome.

Speaker 7 (01:34:30):
This is not like an art masters.

Speaker 9 (01:34:31):
Hear that.

Speaker 2 (01:34:32):
And also if he's got free chicken minutes, where do
food at?

Speaker 7 (01:34:34):
I know, Dad's like, oh, maybe I can get a
chicken sandwich.

Speaker 2 (01:34:37):
They're not there daily. All right, let's go there. Let's
go to John. Hey, good morning. I'm totally to take
John's call next after that, Robert call, good morning, John's John?

Speaker 11 (01:34:45):
Hey, what do you show?

Speaker 19 (01:34:46):
How's it going?

Speaker 4 (01:34:47):
Guys?

Speaker 11 (01:34:47):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:34:48):
Bragle like sea bass? What do you got?

Speaker 11 (01:34:50):
Man?

Speaker 13 (01:34:50):
I got four daughters all just then. They're all out
of high school now. No more high school, no more
back to school nights, no more open houses, no more
going musicals.

Speaker 2 (01:35:04):
Do you sound twenty? Yeah? And what are they what
are they doing with their life?

Speaker 17 (01:35:08):
Dude, I'm forty eight?

Speaker 2 (01:35:11):
And what are they doing? What are they doing with
their life?

Speaker 13 (01:35:14):
One works to Disney yeah, and married, one is uh
working at a T mobile store?

Speaker 2 (01:35:21):
I think right now, Okay, are they living? Are they
living in your house? I guess they're getting at.

Speaker 13 (01:35:26):
They are, and three of them are, unfortunately, but here's
where it gets good.

Speaker 17 (01:35:30):
Ready, hold on, hold.

Speaker 2 (01:35:31):
On, all right, all right, all right, I'm following, John,
I'm following. I'm here for the journey. Go ahead.

Speaker 13 (01:35:36):
Two of them are twins.

Speaker 2 (01:35:38):
Okay, so that was the big payoff, they go.

Speaker 13 (01:35:42):
Hold on, hold on, hold on. They both just graduated. Yeah,
one of them is already half water or aa just
after graduating high school.

Speaker 10 (01:35:50):
Oh nice, So she takes classes at like the college
or something during high school.

Speaker 13 (01:35:55):
No, no, she was dueing roles at her school. Actually
they do it, probably do it in the long junopid.

Speaker 3 (01:36:02):
All right, twin all right, John, thank you, thank you
for the call. Congratulations, man, was.

Speaker 2 (01:36:07):
Very suspenseful as your two nights.

Speaker 7 (01:36:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:36:14):
Yeah, hold on, let's go, Terry, Terry, Hey, Terry, Hello,
good morning morning.

Speaker 2 (01:36:24):
All right, Bragle like sea bass. What do you got So?

Speaker 19 (01:36:27):
Our daughter is a dolphin trainer and we are moving
her from Hawaii back to San Diego. She just got
a job at Sea World.

Speaker 2 (01:36:36):
What dorable love that? That's cool?

Speaker 13 (01:36:40):
Hawaii have her back?

Speaker 7 (01:36:42):
Yes?

Speaker 19 (01:36:42):
Yeah, all right, Hawaii I'm being back home.

Speaker 2 (01:36:45):
Okay, all right, will Terry, congratulations and uh hey that's
a that's pretty cool. Dolphins are radophin.

Speaker 19 (01:36:53):
Yeah, she's going to be working with the sea Lion
and I'm sorry the wallases and the bluega whale.

Speaker 2 (01:36:59):
Oh nice, all right, well Terry, thank you for listening
to show. I appreciate that day. Alright. That's how you
h that's how you bragg like sea bats. Everybody anybody
else think When he was telling that story about his
daughter and going to a A, I thought like, at
first I heard alcoholics anonymous? Am I the only one?

(01:37:19):
Sammy's the only one that Yeah, wait, wait for it,
here's no alcoholic more. What show next?

Speaker 3 (01:37:30):
Show back in a few.

Speaker 2 (01:37:35):
We love him, but he's a monster. We don't care
what he looks like.

Speaker 6 (01:37:40):
This is the show.

Speaker 2 (01:37:41):
Some follow up bragg like sea bass text messages. This
one says, I'm a single woman and I just signed
documents on my new condo.

Speaker 3 (01:37:49):
This has been a long term goal of mine. Nice, fantastic,
I'm this one bragging. Uh that as good as what
he is with driving and texting. I'm bet her my
peripheral vision is legendary. Oh wow, way to go earlier.

Speaker 2 (01:38:06):
How about this one. I just finished my electrical apprenticeship
and I got a ten dollars an hour raise. Sweet
great this bragg seed Bass. I've been sober from alcohol
for three weeks now, hardest yet most rewarding three weeks
of my life.

Speaker 11 (01:38:20):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:38:21):
I'm the halfway point of my paralegal studies in college
and I have a four point zero gpa. Damn excellent
this one. Nine on nine. My wife and I bought
a house last September using Dave Ramsey's plan first time
home buyers. Nice. That's the plan for my brag, Like
Sea Bass. My daughter got diagnosed with leukemia two years

(01:38:43):
ago when she was five, and today we ring her
survivor bell because she no longer has cancer and she
beat cancer's ass. That's what Sam did. Yeah, Sammy ring
a bell too. Oh wait oh yeah, that was at
her physical therapy bell graduation. Asked me, I didn't know
all you guys. I just don't know who. I'm happier

(01:39:06):
for my back and I got to ring the bell
after I did some stretches.

Speaker 9 (01:39:16):
It.

Speaker 2 (01:39:16):
Wow, she says me. Love, love all you guys. You
guys have helped me through a lot of my problems
during this long two years. So thank you for being
as real and as positive as you can be. Awesome
this one. I'm getting a new car today. I just
got a big promotion to work three times my current
salary and more free time. I bragged like sea basses

(01:39:38):
that me and my wife we got over a bump
in our relationship and now my self esteem has reached
new heights and our sex has been on fire. It's
like we're dating all over again. There we go. Thank
you everybody for sharing yours. We appreciate that boy Hattie
that sure got a tasty kid doll.

Speaker 3 (01:39:55):
Be right back.

Speaker 2 (01:40:05):
Show, all right, welcome back everybody. Hey, it is Wednesday morning.
We got the birthdays for a birthday coming up here
in johnsin Moman. Today is August seventh. It is National
Raspberries and Cream Day, which is better than fresh Breathday.
As we learned yesterday. Uh, it's National Sea Serpent Day.

(01:40:28):
Shout out to menace, shout out. And today Greg, today
is particularly preposterous packaging Day. Particularly preposterous packing day. Packaging
day that happened to us the other day. We ordered
just some curtain panels, just like just one thing, and

(01:40:50):
it came all wrapped up in paper, all bubble wrapped
in this massive box. It was about the size of
a small pair of shorts when it was folded up.
The most superfluous packaging of life for something that was
not even fragile. I just thought about Greg when you
know something comes in from Amazon and they've gotten a
little bit better because they have those like packages now

(01:41:11):
that are kind of the the envelope packaging kind of stuff. Yeah,
but they used to, like you'd order like one pencil
and they send it a giant box, uchbox filled with
all the other bubbles, bags, airbags. It's so stupid. They
used to drive Greg crazy. It still does. Let's see
some of the entertainment stuff in case you were curious.
We now know what happened to zach Aafron in that pool.
We do. He dove hit the bottom and his lungs

(01:41:34):
filled with water. Damn. So that's so dangerous.

Speaker 7 (01:41:38):
His face swelled up too, well, getting I think, well,
conspiracy is like, oh this is getting give him an
excuse to adjust his jaw a little.

Speaker 2 (01:41:45):
Bit to go to the knife. Yeah, he's looking so weird.

Speaker 6 (01:41:48):
He did it in a ford and abtha right, yep, rules. So, yeah,
that's a good, good thing that he's out of the spotlight.

Speaker 7 (01:41:55):
Yeah, in Europe you can get crazy ass surgery.

Speaker 2 (01:41:57):
Okay, it's pretty cool. Cool, No surprise here. Fans are
whining about the season two finale of House of the Dragon.
Asked me why, Well, here's what the Hollywood Reporter had
to say. Quote. Season two led up to a great
battle of control for Westros, a war potentially fought on
several fronts, with massive armies, impossibly high stakes, and fire

(01:42:19):
breathing dragons galore. And to see it, you're gonna have
to wait a couple of years for season three, since
the season two finale concluded moments before the action was
seemingly about to get under. Number one spoiler alert, Yeah,
number two.

Speaker 6 (01:42:35):
I completely one thousand percent agree because I was kind
of watching in the background the other day and I
and then it ended right before the battle started, and
then I was like, okay, next episode, right season finale?

Speaker 9 (01:42:45):
What? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:42:47):
Well, apparently now I've read only a couple things because
I didn't do a deep dive into the House of
the Dragon news, but it was like a production cost
resources thing, and so to do it to the scale
whatever that everybody's anticipating. Uh, they didn't have that kind
of budget or resource available to them for season two.

(01:43:08):
Well that does still cost money. But yeah, that's that's
what they're saying.

Speaker 5 (01:43:11):
Does anybody care about that? I mean after Game of Thrones,
did we all move on?

Speaker 2 (01:43:15):
No, because people will do. People do whatever it is
that comes out next, Like you know, something's big enough. Yeah,
they take all the like John Wick for example, to
see there's a sequel series in the works on Keanu
Reeves is going to produce it nowhere if he's going
to be in it. Although if you watched the last
John Wick, I mean, I mean, I guess anything's possible.

(01:43:36):
Anything's possible. But uh, CBS is developing a new workplace comedy.
It's called DMV, So I'm I'm guessing it's like I
said of thunder Mifflin, it's people working at the DMV.
That doesn't sound like it has staying power. Suge Knight
thinks the reason that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez are
divorcing is because the FBI showed Ben some videos of

(01:43:57):
j Lo doing freaky things when she was dating Diddy
twenty five years ago. Videos is supposedly got when they
rated his mansion. And if you're wondering how all this
got out, he said it on his podcast, which he does,
which he somehow is allowed to host from prison.

Speaker 5 (01:44:13):
I try about that.

Speaker 2 (01:44:14):
He's serving twenty eight years from manslaughter.

Speaker 7 (01:44:16):
But it has a podcast. So he goes to show
you everybody has a podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:44:21):
Everybody, even people in prison, like, yeah, what can't you
do in prison?

Speaker 4 (01:44:24):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:44:25):
I know, sounds great. Also, he's divorcing her because she's
a raging sea. Wow, he left.

Speaker 6 (01:44:33):
But if you're dating Jennifer Lopez and she's been doing
she's been, you know, with the Laker Girls for thirty
five forty years, you know she's done a lot of
things with a lot of people, you gotta be okay
with that.

Speaker 2 (01:44:44):
Jelly Roll really is everywhere.

Speaker 3 (01:44:47):
Fans.

Speaker 7 (01:44:47):
Sorry, I was a fly girl, fly girl and let
me call you're thinking of.

Speaker 2 (01:44:52):
Paul Abdul, You got all right? I know I was
thinking like something I didn't know about her. I didn't
same thing. Yeah, it legally the same. Wrestling fans like
Born already know this. But Jelly Roll showed up at
Summer Slam this past weekend and got right into the action.
He choke slammed Austin Theory. He did a good job,
and then he went off the ropes. He did a
shimmy and then dropped another punch on him. I mean,

(01:45:13):
the crowd went wild.

Speaker 11 (01:45:15):
And job.

Speaker 7 (01:45:25):
Kelly Rolls kind of chairing Austin Theory just s somebody's
same b.

Speaker 2 (01:45:31):
We used to got Jelly roll here to say today
Kelly Rose swinging chairs around Cleveland, job Water, mud fisted
Michael Cole. That somewhere real jelly. Okay, So when I
was a kid, I used to really enjoy it. But
then I hear clips or I see clips and I
go dude, bored. How how adult? How as an adult

(01:45:55):
are you still this into it? Well, it's not every
single part of wrestling. You can be in.

Speaker 3 (01:46:00):
You can have your favorites and you go for the
one to suspend your disbelief for one moment.

Speaker 2 (01:46:06):
I gotta have to watch without the announcers.

Speaker 3 (01:46:08):
I think, oh yeah, yeah, it's a pizzle of the announcers.
I mean that whole section of the the paper view.
I kind of tuned out because it was that logan
Paul machine gun. Kelly showed up out of nowhere.

Speaker 2 (01:46:20):
I was I was out for that.

Speaker 3 (01:46:21):
But Dirty Dom Live Morgan, Oh man, that's telenovella at
its best.

Speaker 2 (01:46:25):
That you're soap, Obera. It's great all right? Well, Jelly
Roll taking the WWE world by storm. People are like, oh,
is he going to get into wrestling?

Speaker 14 (01:46:32):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (01:46:32):
Y'all on a more regular basis now, but probably not.
A director, David Lynch has been diagnosed with emphysema thanks
to a lifetime of smoking greg No. He says he
can't leave his house now because he's afraid of catching
COVID and if he ever does direct another movie, he's
gonna have to do it remotely. Yeah, we won't quit though,
worth it? Keep going, tell your side till Saint Peter

(01:47:02):
the Golden Gates. You hate to make him? Wait, that's right,
I gotta have another, to have another. That's right, to
get it. We still remember that we haven't played that
in a long Hosts. What song is that? I don't know?
It's called smoke, smoke, smoke cigarette. Okay, puff until you
puff yourself to death, that's what it's called. All right,

(01:47:25):
time for your birthdays and your birthday.

Speaker 8 (01:47:28):
Go show this shivery.

Speaker 2 (01:47:30):
We're gonna it's shiversday.

Speaker 1 (01:47:32):
We're gonna sit bea She's like, it's Shiversday, and you
know we don't do.

Speaker 2 (01:47:38):
And we'll start with the celebrities. Happy birthday. This Charlie's
there on she's forty nine years old today. Wow.

Speaker 14 (01:47:45):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:47:45):
David mccovney from The X Files in California Casion, he's
sixty four. Newman on Seinfeld, Wayne Knight, also from a
Jurassic Park. Guess hold he is Greg. Let's go with
sixty sixty nine years old. Mike Trout from The Angels
is thirty three. Michael Shannon, Dude, this guy is a

(01:48:06):
kick ass character actor. He was a general Zod and
man of steel. But dude, I loved him In Boardwalk Empire.
He played this crazy prohibition officer Nelson van Olvios. He
had that crazy look. He was like, dude, I'm telling you.
That was such a great Yeah, that was such a
great character.

Speaker 5 (01:48:26):
It was how I think most of us were introduced
to him.

Speaker 2 (01:48:28):
Yeah. Abby, he's fifty years old today. Abby Cornish, John
Krasinski's love interest in Jack Bryan that series forty two.
Maggie Wheeler, who is Janis on Friends Probably that's right,
is sixty three. And Ruce Dickinson, first of all, Dickinson
from Iron Maiden. Yeah, sixty six years old today and
today's partner birthday is Rebecca Moore and she's been in

(01:48:51):
bed with more people than a politician in two hundred
and two fine films, including Sherlock Bones. She was in
three Horny Maid's Milk Hotel. Guest, what's that about? She
was in The Great British boink Off also Slutty Wife
Equals Happy Life Volume six. She was fantastic and just

(01:49:13):
one click away and who could forget her unforgover role
in Downtown Grabby Right, that's because she's British. That is
a Rebecca More. It was forty six years old today
and that is born of birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And
that's a little look what is happening in the world
of entertainment on this Wednesday morning here with the Woody Show.

(01:49:37):
We're gonna take a quick break. More Woody Shows.

Speaker 1 (01:49:39):
Next, Hang on Sight, next The Woody Show. Buila wouldn't
approve the Woody Show?

Speaker 14 (01:49:47):
All right?

Speaker 2 (01:49:47):
Well, time to wrap up, get the hell out of here, everybody, Okay,
Wednesday show in the books. Hit up thewoodieshow dot com.
Check out today's full show podcast Gina grad sorry for
the confusion.

Speaker 7 (01:49:59):
Hey, my win.

Speaker 2 (01:50:00):
Yeah, so we mentioned a couple of times this morning,
but Menace was supposed to be out, like out of
town to go meet with a client today, like a
business thing, and so we had asked Gina to come
in and fill in, like she's done already a couple
of times last for Sea Bass, and so she shows
up this morning, but here's Menace. Hi, And it's because
the meeting got rescheduled for a while, like a couple

(01:50:23):
of weeks from now, right.

Speaker 13 (01:50:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:50:24):
Yeah, So anyway, we figured out Gina, since you're here
and you already showered, did you make up? You might
as well? You must well hang around and you smell
all night. So anyway, thank you for being here this morning.
Hope you enjoyed cameo on the Cheapo all the way.
You're just tuning in now you can go back hear
that on the podcast Trending news Headlines, also the porno birthday,
celebrity birthdays, all the entertainment stuff, that and more. I'll

(01:50:46):
waiting for you Wednesday podcast at the woodieshow dot com.
Tomorrow is a pre Friday, It's a Thursday morning. It's
gonna be the Woody Show Freak of the Week Hot.
So we have a new freak to introduce you to,
plus a brand new neck news, some food news, Oh yeah,
for a tomorrow and a Woody Show Taste drive some

(01:51:07):
items that men is found at the retailer formerly known
as Burlington Code Factory, Yeah, now simply known as Burlington
the place to go for food. He has to go
for food. Yeah. So that and more tomorrow Thursday here
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(01:51:27):
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the Woody Show. Yeah, all right, Greg, you ready to go?
I am mena Sea Bass, Sammy, Gina, anything like that.
That's it, Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please. Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:51:41):
I saw this quote and it had Woody written all
over it. If you're not willing to work for it,
don't complain about not having it. That is super true.

Speaker 2 (01:51:52):
I heard another one too, like if you ever want
to get to a point in life where you don't
have to look at the price tags, stop going to
world looking at the clock.

Speaker 11 (01:52:01):
I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:52:02):
Oh yeah, I can watch the clock if you don't
want to watch the price tags on stuff like stop
watching the clock. I guess I'll forever be looking at
price tags, all right. Thank you very much, Greg Gory,
Thank you so much for giving the show some of
your valuable time this morning. You know we'd love it
to appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys
can suck it and we'll catch you back here on Thursday.

(01:52:24):
Have a great day. S M D double M. I
quit this bitch.