The Woody Show August 9th 2024 Podcast

Wiener-in-Mouth Relay Race, News Headlines, Redneck News & more! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sleep is due to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listen to this question.

Speaker 3 (00:08):
Is it lies.

Speaker 4 (00:18):
No Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
I believe this is the Woody Show. Insensitivity training class
is now in session. Good morning, everybody.

Speaker 5 (00:46):
Good, let's see today is oh boy, look at that
you guys?

Speaker 2 (00:52):
What today?

Speaker 5 (00:53):
I don't want to start with you or surprise you
or anything, but Greg. Today is Friday, my friend.

Speaker 2 (01:02):
No, hell yeah, welcome chu it It is Friday morning. Yeah,
it is August the night twenty twenty four. Money is whatody?
That is great? Gory Man is good morning to you.
Good morning seas Happy Friday body. I'm like, what, there's Sammy,
good morning. We got bored, we got Caroline Morgan is here,

(01:23):
Vaughn is here, and you are Vip. Let's get it
the morning together into the weekend.

Speaker 3 (01:44):
Hop stop.

Speaker 2 (02:43):
Well that's official. It is Friday. It is the Woody Show. Again.
The mission today get through the morning into the weekend
as quickly as we can today on the show. Because
the closing ceremonies are on Sunday for the Olympics, I
think the person is gonna the most sad would be Sammy.
She has been the most enthusiastic and passionate about the

(03:06):
the Olympic Games. But today it's week number two of
The Woody Show Olympics. Nice. Yeah. Last week was the
Sharp Shooting. Yeah, that was fun. Our version of Skeet.

Speaker 6 (03:22):
We were the cool Air Pistol guy before the cool
Air pistol guy.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
That's right. I love that guy pocket.

Speaker 7 (03:31):
I saw this new video where he shoots the gun
and they use AI and then he goes to put
the gun back and it turns into a.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Beer and he drinks the beer. So that's the real
use for AI. Awesome.

Speaker 5 (03:44):
Yeah, Woody Show Olympics. So we're going to do a
relay today, which we'll explain a little bit later on.
Also the Friday Fail stories, we got some of the
trending news headlines, uh, some of the entertainment stuff and
the birthdays before the hours up, all that and more
today here on The Woody Show. Phones opened at eight
seven seven Woody You can hit us up with the
text over to two to nine eight seven Friday check in.

(04:07):
Just tell us who you are and then where around
town you are listening to the Woody Show. What kind
of a plans you got for the weekend, whatever it
might be. Friday check in info to too to nine
eight seven once that we brought up earlier in the week,
and I meant to get a follow up on it
and never did. Greg Gory had just kind of casually
mentioned about how his parents were friends with the band Rush.

Speaker 2 (04:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (04:27):
I can't believe I never told you this story. We
have brought it up, I had, like in.

Speaker 2 (04:31):
Passing, but we never really kind of heard this st
we'd never done a deep dive on it. Okay.

Speaker 8 (04:35):
So essentially, you know, when you well, you guys didn't well,
you didn't go to college Woody. But now when you're
in your early twenties and your college, either in college
or right out of college, you kind of have like
couple's friends, you know, so you have your best couple's friends.
And my parents had these best couple friends. Alex was
the husband and that I'm sorry no, Nick was the

(04:58):
husband Nick and they called him Nicky and they're a Russian,
so they're all, it's this fouresome and that's well.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (05:05):
So then they would hang out with Nick and his
soon to be wife at their place, and then they
would go hang out at my parents place, this, that
and the other. But every time they went to uh,
Nick and Sasha's house. Sasha was the wife. The little
brother Alex was there with his long hair. He'd be
hanging out in the basement and my dad would have said, oh,
he was kind of a delinquent type. So his name

(05:28):
is Alex turns out to be Alex Life's and his
real last name is not life Sin. It's some incredibly long,
difficult to pronounce Russian name, so I'm not.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Letters that aren't letters exactly.

Speaker 8 (05:45):
So for years they would all hang out, and then
Alex would come into the room and he'd hang out
and stuff, and they were doing this, that and the other,
and then sometimes you know, his friend Getty would be there.
And anyway, fast forward to let's say five years later,
his family has since moved to Canada. My family has

(06:06):
since moved to northern California. I'm about fifteen at this point,
and Nick comes to visit my parents. They haven't seen
each other in years, and then my dad out of
the blue said, hey, Nick, by the way, how's Sasha's
little brother Alex doing? And he said, you know what,
he's actually doing quite well, which surprised my parents because
he was always just kind of yeah, the long haired

(06:28):
hippie delinquent guy hanging out in the basement. And he said, oh,
what's he up to. He said, he's in a band.
It's called Rush, and my brother Rush for him is
depeche Mode. For me, my brother almost fainted, almost started crying.
Your your brother in law's Alex Lifson. Oh my god.

(06:49):
So then about a week later, we get these packages
in the mail from Alex with at the time cassette
tapes all the Rush tapes, with tickets to their show
that was upcoming, wrapped around with the Rubber band and
this written, Hey Greg and Mike, it's Alex and hope
you come see us.

Speaker 2 (07:05):
Say hi to your parents for me. I remember them
from when I was.

Speaker 8 (07:07):
A kid, and this and then we went to the show.
And so that unbeknownst to them at the time, they
weren't Rush when they were friends, but Geddy and Alex
were always there hanging out being quote delinquents together nice.
They were friends with their older brothers with roughly Alex's
sister sisters, right, and then Nick was the brother in
law to Alex life.

Speaker 6 (07:29):
Soon Wow, they're a lot of Rush super fans. So
your brother, your brother, right.

Speaker 8 (07:33):
My brother is a massive Rush, Mega ultra fan.

Speaker 6 (07:38):
You want to talk about a sausage party, holy Citrush concert?

Speaker 2 (07:42):
Yeah, I've been that was that was my first concert Rush. Yeah,
so that was Did you have backstage passes and stuff? No, really,
nothing like that.

Speaker 9 (07:51):
Did they sign like a set tape?

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Yes?

Speaker 9 (07:53):
Oh nice?

Speaker 2 (07:53):
Wow it was pretty. That's cool. That's cool. It was cool.

Speaker 8 (07:57):
But so, I mean it was it's how they had
a Rush connection. They didn't know them as the band, right,
They knew him as as a kid or as a
as the brother of one of their best friends, right,
so well yeah, and I don't even know how to
pronounce his last name, to be honest, it's.

Speaker 2 (08:15):
Well, my mom was friends with the wife of the
guy that made the song the Year of the Cat.
I remember that. What is it? I don't know, some
famous song, You're a Year of the Cat.

Speaker 6 (08:29):
We want to bet it's not in our system.

Speaker 2 (08:30):
I know it's not the system. I'm going right to
the internet.

Speaker 6 (08:33):
Al Stewart, you might want to talk to MENACE's mom's
girlfriend's wife or whatever the hell because Al Stewart many
years later wrote an entire album called Down in the
Cellar concept album, and the concept was why why.

Speaker 8 (08:48):
Just the term concept album. It reminds me of like
Grateful Dead b sides.

Speaker 2 (08:53):
We're very late. We got to take a quick break
more when he shows next? Hang on what show?

Speaker 10 (09:03):
Oh yeah, dude, I hope you're enjoying The Woody Show podcast.
Just heads up being Glendale, California, this Saturday from one
to three pm at fab Letics next to Macy's. Myself,
Menace will be there. I'm gonna have a bunch of
giveaways for theme parks concert tickets. What is show merch
in Moore once again? That's this Saturday, August tenth, from

(09:24):
one to three pm at Fabletics and Glendale at Glendale
Galleria next to Macy's this Saturday. In the meantime, keeping
joining the Woody Show Podcast, We're back to.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
The wood Show and we are into another new hour
insensitivity training for a politically correct world. It is Friday morning, everybody. Yeah,
August the ninth, twenty twenty four.

Speaker 6 (09:48):
Sea Basses getting some stuff set up over there anyway.

Speaker 2 (09:50):
My name is Whatdy. That's Greg Gory Highwood. We got Menace, Hoti, Sammy.

Speaker 5 (09:54):
There is Sea Bass Woody Show Olympics Week number two.
It's a relay. We'll tell y'all about that coming up
here in just a few minutes, such athlete as we're
getting some stuff set up here. Yeah, so the closing
ceremonies are what Sunday. Yeah, I believe so, Yes, I
think so Sunday. So I have been so tuned out
to the Olympics.

Speaker 2 (10:14):
That's how I am. I've heard.

Speaker 5 (10:15):
I feel like I've heard more about this Olympics than
I have any or any other Olympics of recent memory.

Speaker 2 (10:22):
Me too, of your Yeah, it did you go by it? Typically?
I feel like it drags on so long? Yeah, it
was quick.

Speaker 5 (10:28):
Yeah, I thought, uh so, got this story in the news.
This guy in Canada, he got attacked by this grizzly
bear and he punched it in the face and he
ran off. So he was riding his bike when all
of a sudden, you know, here's a bear. Bear sees him,
chases him, knocks him to the ground, and that's when

(10:49):
he punched that bitch right in the face and it
ran back off into the woods. Didn't get pissed and
tried to attack him anymore. It just ran back in
the woods. The guy had some minor injuries from the crash,
but wasn't hurt by the bear. Lucky, And I'm sure
the bear can with stand getting punched in the nose.

Speaker 2 (11:05):
Yeah, like a big ass bear like that good thing.
It wasn't a random man in the woods, good egg?
Oh yeah, what what was? What was the other? Let
me let me bring my friend on the line here.

Speaker 5 (11:14):
This is Mark Madden, Mark who does the afternoon show
on the EX in Pittsburgh where we are heard mornings
that Mark, Hey, what's up? So I was gonna I
was gonna tell this this story about the bear thing.
But Greg, what was it? Last week? You were saying something?
There was another story about a woman who got attacked.
She got well seas told me about it.

Speaker 6 (11:36):
Walking your dog in Alaska and grizzly bear comes out
of the woods. Luckily the dog she was mauled a
little bit.

Speaker 2 (11:43):
She's your arms in a cast, but she survived because
her her dog was able to scared off scars. So
it's just weird. She got attacked by a bear and
not a random man in the wood walking around. Mark,
did you hear that thing?

Speaker 5 (11:53):
That was a couple of months ago, like women were
asked like what would you rather? Would you rather have
be out in the woods? With a bear or with
a random man, and the majority of women said they
would rather be out there with a bear.

Speaker 3 (12:07):
Yeah, you can't negotiate with the bear. I know the
bear is gonna do what he couldna do, but yeah,
I'm not sure I would. I would prefer either option,
but okay.

Speaker 2 (12:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (12:20):
So now every time we have one of these stories,
we're like, well, thank god it was I know she
would have been dead. Yeah, but it reminded me because
we were hanging out recently and you told me this
really funny story about this guy. I think it's a
friend of yours who had a bear encounter. Do you
remember you remember the story I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (12:37):
Yeah, yeah, it's it's I believe the inspiration for the
Dewey the Bear scene in the Will Ferrell movie Semi Pro,
where Will Ferrell fights the bear.

Speaker 2 (12:46):
Okay, okay.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
There were these two basketball players in Pittsburgh, Gary and
Barry Nelson. They were identical twins. They played for Fox
Chapel High School, talking like back in the sixties and seventies. Yeah,
and they both wound up playing at my alma man
or came. Both went on to play a little bit
of pro but they were like you know, six ten,
six eleven, and they could play. They were they were
basketball players, but they were identical twins. So there was

(13:10):
a street bear a carnival in their neighborhood, and uh
and Gary Nelson, who I was friends with, who has
since passed away. Gary Nelson goes to the carnival and
they have a wrestling bear you could see, you know.
They they bring the somebody in from the crowd to
wrestle the bear, and if you can last how many
minutes with the bear, you get a prize, I don't know,
twenty bucks whatever the going rate was for wrestling a

(13:32):
bear back in the sixties or seventies, like.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
An actual bear. That's not a real bear, that's a
real bear. Rug to figure out, Yeah, real bear, right, actual.

Speaker 3 (13:43):
Bear declawed and muzzled and older, you know, but like
you know, still there, right. Yeah. So so Gary decides
to do it, and they tell Gary, listen, just wrestle
the bear, don't punch the bear, and especially don't punch
him in the note. So Gary figures, well, you know,

(14:04):
that must be his weakness. So the first thing, Gary,
that's just its just drilled the bear in the nose
and the bear goes down there, like goes down. The
bear's like stun knocked out whatever. I wasn't there, but
the bear went down. So the carnival officials are pissed
and they you know, hustle Gary out of there, okay,
and the bears like, just the bear's not out, but

(14:26):
you know he's found anyway. About twenty minutes later, Gary's
twin brother, Barry, who has no idea what's happened, comes
to the carnival and the bear comes to books at
Barry thinks it's Gary and just brushes Barry. And the
next thing he knows the bear who thankfully we can't

(14:47):
move to because it's pasting Barried down the streets in
this neighborhood called Subspurgh. And you know, luckily, you know,
Barry got away. And I mean this story has been
told to many times. This story is fifty years old,
but it's a great story. Yeah, and and and the
the great the great ps Is like back then, you know,

(15:07):
every local community had their you know, their local newspaper,
right the little like you know, their twelve sheet rags
that they gave out in the supermarkets and then in
the Sharpsburg or ascalon from it, with neighborhood in Pittsburgh.
The Daily Bugle or whatever it was, they had like
Barry's Barry shot from from either Fox Staffwick who can't

(15:27):
playing basketball?

Speaker 2 (15:28):
Right? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (15:29):
And the headline was local man as Celtic by bear. Like, okay,
how could you not read that story? That's what made
small town newspapers great. That's that's the historian and Gary
thinks past and I often wondered if that story was
embellished enough. But been like, having seen the the the

(15:53):
Will Ferrell thing, that circle down is from there? Yeah,
I think so.

Speaker 2 (15:57):
Yeah, sounds made up. Seize the brother brother since been
escorted out.

Speaker 3 (16:06):
To be fair, to be fair. I actually saw the
headline years later. Yeah, somebody had that newspaper showed it.

Speaker 7 (16:12):
To That's a great story, so Greg, I mean, you're Russian.
Don't they fight bears in Russia?

Speaker 2 (16:18):
They do.

Speaker 5 (16:18):
I've never understood that bears on tricycles. I love bears
in Russia. Love bears.

Speaker 2 (16:23):
Yeah, Mark, dude, thank you, thanks for the story. Man.
I appreciate it.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
I'm not I'm not fighting the bear no matter what.

Speaker 2 (16:29):
Hell up.

Speaker 3 (16:31):
But like I said that to Gary, you know who,
like I said, have since passed away, but it had
gotten to do with the bear.

Speaker 5 (16:36):
Yeah, you know what, I think I would rather take
my chances in the wilderness with a random h you
know what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
Yeah, I'll take my chances there.

Speaker 3 (16:43):
When Garrie told me still to Garry it was still
a bear and there you go. But then again his
brother had to take the brunt. So so that's that.

Speaker 2 (16:51):
Yeah. Yeah, Mark madd and everybody, Dude, Mark, you're the best.
Love the show. All right, there's a there's Mark mad dude.
He I love.

Speaker 5 (16:59):
He's a great storyteller and he's got some great stars
Vra especially like a classic rock guy wrestling.

Speaker 2 (17:06):
He used to write Bard He used to write for
like eight years. Was it a e W? Is it
w w w w w w W.

Speaker 5 (17:15):
Yeah, he was a writer for them and he's got
he's got some great stories.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
Wrestlers need writers. That's it, just all real, you know. Yeah,
coverage the same reason that h G TV needs writers. Seas,
how are we looking for the show Olympics? I think
you we need to bring Morgan in here. But we're
almost ready to go.

Speaker 5 (17:36):
All right, woody show lip is it's a relay, So
we'll explain and compete next after the break here on
the Woody Show, Hang on back, all right, Well, the
Olympics are wrapping up on Sunday. The closing ceremonies will
happen another Olympics in the books, something we had never

(17:57):
done before.

Speaker 2 (17:57):
What he show Olympics. Yeah, but we started that right
when the Olympics this year began and the first one
that we had did was the with the shooting. Yeah,
and we had those guns. What are those guns called again,
Sea Bass? The brand is Burnham Yeah, yeah, responsible, Yeah,
we had some we had.

Speaker 5 (18:14):
Some fans in the comments on on the Instagram videos,
I saw that.

Speaker 2 (18:17):
They are they are fun to play with. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (18:20):
Anyway, so there's that video. You can see a show
Olympics round number one. This is a round number two weeks.
Who I should say, there are two weeks of the Olympics.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
So what do you show? Olympics and Sea Bats it's
a relay. Explain how this is gonna well, much like
they do. They in fact have mixed relay races for swimming.

Speaker 6 (18:35):
For instance, I was watching one where they had it
was a lady dives in first and she does two
laps and then two guys and then a lady at
the end, and you know, it's whoever goes fast as win.
So I said, well, we could do that on the
Woody Show. We have guys and ladies here, but instead
of swimming and running and all that kind of crap,
let's do something more Woody Show theme. Let's do some food.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
Let's eat. Oh yeah, so I.

Speaker 6 (18:55):
Got I've got some giant wieners here.

Speaker 5 (18:58):
Okay, they aren't longer like bun lengths, They're like they're girthy.

Speaker 6 (19:04):
Agan do sausage. And so my thought was, well, what
if we could pass those wieners off relay style between
a mixed double a man and a woman, almost like
a baton, right, yeah, handing off the baton at the
end of the lap, you're handing off the wiener. You know,
you have to eat and swallow the winder, you have
to hand it off, and maybe the first to let's
say four successful handoffs between the man and the woman wins.

(19:25):
And I thought was, okay, that's great, but let's make
it a little more Olympic theme. Let's have them as
they are both, you know, mouth to mouth, not just
with their hands. You know, with their mouth you grab
in your mouth. Else their while it's in both your mouths,
you have to hum the Olympics theme and we're not
which we're not out of play. The next person would

(19:51):
take it and deposited in the trash or by the way,
did you know there have John Williams wrote that of
Starrs and Superman e T and he's he's written in
four different versions. Wow, yeah, wow, eighty four, eighty eight,
ninety six, and two thousand and so.

Speaker 2 (20:07):
Which is the one that we can't play? Probably all
probably all of them, but it changes. He I didn't
know it. I just looked it up. Maybe there's like
some teeny subtle it's.

Speaker 6 (20:18):
They're they're full on different variations. Searched John Williams. He's
done them a bunch.

Speaker 2 (20:22):
He's prolific, obviously, Just just just for clarification, is this
one of them? Is this one that is like the
twenty no I'm asking the question, Oh no, is this
is this John Williams as well? I believe that's like
the twenty twelve version. Help look at it right now?
All right, We've we've had that for years, but that's

(20:46):
the one we happened the nineties.

Speaker 5 (20:48):
Sixth was always too greg that's so weird all right,
so uh uh, what are the teams going to be?

Speaker 6 (20:57):
Well, in studio, we have Greg and Morgan and uh
Sammy and Menace. Okay, and there's already sitting next to
each other. I think these are too great team. It's
just too convenient.

Speaker 5 (21:05):
Okay, this, so we do and I do a demo
that's like how it works.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Okay, yet we only have the Wiener. Should we dump
them all onto a plate?

Speaker 3 (21:18):
That?

Speaker 2 (21:18):
Yeah, you put the wiers on a plate, the full number,
just like like one hand off or whatever. Right right, right,
I'll go over to where you okay, you come over
to don't have the glove?

Speaker 1 (21:27):
Yeah, those look good.

Speaker 2 (21:28):
Yeah, there's only eight package. Somebody use the smaller wiener,
is it?

Speaker 9 (21:32):
Okay, there's only eight in the package.

Speaker 5 (21:33):
Okay, So you're going to start with the Wiener on
a plate. You'll pick it up with your mouth.

Speaker 2 (21:39):
And then put it in your mouth. Yeah, no hand,
no hands.

Speaker 6 (21:43):
And then as soon as they both get in and
you hummed to seal the transfer, we'll go with the
smaller Wieners.

Speaker 2 (21:49):
So okay, so wait, but one one wiener? Yeah what
at the time?

Speaker 6 (21:54):
And then yeah, and then I would think first to
four it would be the winner.

Speaker 2 (21:57):
Okay, we're going based on time, right, so I would
go first. I would go down. The only the only.

Speaker 5 (22:02):
Person so the only person who has to who has
to hum the song is the person who's currently weianering both.

Speaker 6 (22:08):
As it's in both your mouths, you both hum. 's
some sexiness there, Okay, of course I go down, get
it into my mouth and get no hands.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Okay, okay, okay, Scott, wait, no, you don't do it.
He does it. You don't know. We both don't do
it until it's in both our mouths. See, this is
why I wanted the demo, right, okay, and I wanted
to get this close to sea.

Speaker 1 (22:34):
Best don't kiss, okay, okay.

Speaker 7 (22:49):
Or whatever, we do it, but we want to do
that as fast as possible.

Speaker 2 (22:52):
That was megasexual. Yeah, that's the closest I think I've
ever been. That's gonna be a great screenshop is so clarification.
Do we hum the way you guys did? You could
finish that first during the past, so you both in

(23:14):
your mouths at the same time, get to that, and
then you can put it down and then go to
your next one, yes, and then go the next one.

Speaker 4 (23:23):
All right, Greg, I have bad news. This is the
first TI I'm hearing about this song.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Okay, well, okay, yeah, we'll get it together. All right.

Speaker 5 (23:33):
So the competition is set and we don't use our
hand to put in our mouth. Correct, you got to
go down there with your mouth, with your mouth.

Speaker 2 (23:39):
The competition is set and we're going to compete next
Woody Show, Olympics, Week number two, the Wiener Relay next
on The Woody Show. Hang up, all right, welcome back,
Woody Show Olympics number two, Week number two. Yeah, all right,
So we went over the rules once again and Sea

(24:00):
bass and I if you miss that, I'm sure there's
gonna be again in the video as well. How demonstrating.
I see what the chicks see.

Speaker 5 (24:08):
Now, yeah, lucky we could have we could have done
butterfly kisses that lady like a little like.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
Nose rub I can't say, but you know, yeah, all right,
So what do you show Olympics. We have some some
wieners over there. Oh yeah, some some hot dogs. And
so it's gonna be team Menace and Sammy against team
Greg and Morgan.

Speaker 5 (24:32):
And so it looks like both both the guys are
going to be the ones who initiates.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
They'll both be going down first there's a table of wieners,
and then they'll grab the wiener with their mouth. They
will then go over to their partner. The partner will
have to then take the hot dog into their mouths,
so both of their mouths kind of like a double
ended dil though you know what I'm saying, sort of
in a very sexual way. Yes, right, because we're trying
to make it as sexy as possible.

Speaker 5 (24:58):
That's why we're doing it this way anyway, So think
of docking, yes, you know what I mean. So each
each person wants to be holding onto the hot dog
with their mouth at the same time. And then once
that happens, you sing the first little verse of the
of the Olympic tune du and then then drop and

(25:21):
then you drop it and if if it falls out
during the singing, which is part of the difficulty, but
it's doable, as you saw from I was on the floor,
I'll place it back on that plate and you gotta
go again.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
Okay.

Speaker 5 (25:32):
The scariest part is at them now. Okay, So it's
the first team to four dogs, right right, four dogs?

Speaker 6 (25:40):
If you run out of time, just whoever the farthest,
but I think we figured it out this four.

Speaker 5 (25:44):
We're all patriotic around here. Okay, oh that might drop
my humming. Ya, it's just for the beginning.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
Pladies and gentlemen.

Speaker 2 (25:52):
Welcome to the WOODI Show Olympics. Yeah, okay, all right,
the team's ready. Yes, are the receivers read? Yes?

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (26:03):
Okay, here we got alright, alright, alright, well there's a
lot to think about it. Is that a coordination for Greg?

Speaker 11 (26:09):
He is?

Speaker 2 (26:10):
Can you tap your head and rubbr belt at the
same time? I know?

Speaker 5 (26:12):
Okay, all right, here we go on your mark, get
set go all right? So Greg and Menace are both
you each have a hot now they're doc. That's one,
all right, so.

Speaker 2 (26:27):
Far as it's like menaces already got the second one.
It's in menaces as mouth. Alright, okay, okay, good, okay,
this is this is going a lot faster than Greg
and Morgan have taken back a lead. All right, all right,
I put it down. It fell, Greggs fell on the ground.

Speaker 1 (26:46):
Okay, that's.

Speaker 2 (26:49):
All right, I put it down. Put it down. Okay, alright, alright,
I call Garl my wader one. Okay, leave the Wieners
where they are one. Let me consult with Sea Bass
on this one. Now, see this was that was, by
the way, a photo finish, regardless of the Yeah, it

(27:10):
was a very close thing.

Speaker 6 (27:11):
I believe Sammy and Menace drop their wiener on their
plate first. However, Greg, he does bring up a good
preysical what's the word destruction?

Speaker 2 (27:22):
Debstruction?

Speaker 5 (27:24):
Yeah, look, there is uh, there is a definite inquiry
on this whole competition. Well no, okay, so here's here's
here's what I'm proposing. Because it also went a lot
faster than I thought. That was pretty good. A right,
So what we're gonna do now is uh just reverse it.
So now Morgan will have to pick up and Samu

(27:44):
will have to pick up and just go back to
the original table of winners.

Speaker 2 (27:49):
Okay, all right, all right? So can we can we
declare that one that was like a that was a
push because it'd be one thing if it was Greg's
own fault. But Carol definitely was impeding our camera. No, everybody,
how do we know that Caroline wasn't paid off by

(28:11):
Menace and like cheters? Yeah, come on, that's a performance
enhancing staff.

Speaker 8 (28:20):
I had my mouth up to Morgan's mouth and we
were having our moment, and then I flipped around to
get my wiener. Yeah, and a person's right here, Caroline,
right in my way. It wasn't like right, It's not
like Greg stumbled.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
He could have been hurt.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Right.

Speaker 5 (28:33):
I think this is the most I think it's the
most fair thing to do. It's like a false start. Okay,
what are they doing? Okay, what are they doing in
the case of a false start? Looking track? Don't they?

Speaker 9 (28:43):
I just don't want to hear any complaining when we
win again.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
One wants to win again.

Speaker 6 (28:48):
Okay, So, yeah, Caroline was operating camera in room and
yeah that I don't know if I've ever seen Olympics
where the track and field where the guys running and
there's a camera.

Speaker 5 (28:57):
I have seen it in football where there was a
kick that hit the flying cam camera.

Speaker 2 (29:00):
Yeah, I think that that's a recent.

Speaker 8 (29:02):
Yeah, got messed up by a cameraman saying all right, are.

Speaker 2 (29:08):
We in agreement?

Speaker 6 (29:09):
Though there Sammy's trying to figure out which side which
who had which mouth on, which side.

Speaker 2 (29:15):
Of the wiener?

Speaker 9 (29:17):
Which side because you want to put him on.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
She's making sure she knows we needed the one side
is green. Now they they must come from a plate
and land on the plate. Greg, So yeah, they on
the plate on the floor. That stuff got it?

Speaker 6 (29:33):
Yeah, and they have the Greg has a difficulty. One
of his wieners was on the floor, so it might
be hairy.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
All right, Greg, know what here in all fairness, do
you want to move that chair out of your way?
You do have a chair in your way? Put it
off to the side, because they don't have a chair
in there, I know. But he's not anymore anything to
help them. No, I'm keeping because now I'm keeping all things.
Give me a break.

Speaker 8 (29:57):
Both of you appear you.

Speaker 2 (30:00):
You would be saying it's allreadynment. Yeah, the playing field
needs to be equal, you know how Like in hockey
the reps of the officials go out there and they
check the nets and they make sure everything is like
where it needs to be, and then they declare everything
is good right exactly? Yeah? The flight gate fan over here, Sammy, okay,

(30:21):
all right, so shooters, this is for all the wieners,
all right, WOODI show Olympics the hot Dog relay. WI
are in mouth relay. Wien are in mouth relay And
are you guys ready on your mark? Get set go
all right? So Morgan's already got okay, they they both

(30:42):
have the winners in the all right, now both transfer
to the table. A menace was the first to transfer to.
Greg had a little bit harder to Okay. Greg had
a great, a great make good. Okay, now they're back
to neck and neck. Greg goes behind, he's outside it
up there. Yeah, Morgan barely has her mouth on the
tip of that thing on the ground. We have one

(31:04):
on the ground. Don't touch a Caroline. All right, there's
three now Greg, you would have to pick that one.
That mess on the plate the plate, and it's on
the plate on your first win, your first win.

Speaker 6 (31:20):
What happened there is when Greg was transferring his third
Wiener on the he turned quickly, much like when a
receiver is catching a ball. But they turned before it
gets in their hands, and it tumbled off the plate
on the ground.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
He didn't focused on. We tried to. Yeah, and then
Caroline was gonna go pick it up for.

Speaker 5 (31:39):
Once again. I mean, I guess you gotta make goods,
like how a ref will make good. And yes it
was Harry, by the way.

Speaker 6 (31:49):
It was a good race won by both Mouth Wiener teams.
But yeah, that's little and it's technique. You gotta you know,
take care, take care of the basics.

Speaker 8 (31:57):
And I will admit on this second round. On the
first humming the graduation song, I went.

Speaker 2 (32:13):
The graduation e like yeah yeah, and I picked up
your wiener off the ground. Now, yeah, you can do it.
This is a good wieners.

Speaker 1 (32:26):
You can still I can boil those guys, leaving a
bad taste in my mouth.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
You do.

Speaker 5 (32:31):
You want to have a deep throat off between Greg
and Menace to see who can go deeper. They're equal wieners. Yeah,
deep throat off? Yeah, like like how like how far can.

Speaker 2 (32:42):
You get it in there? Right? So what you because
those those are good without without gagging eight and a
half nine inches. Yeah, we're going to keep an extra
sexy and just kind of use your finger to mark house.
Don't grab Menaces play one yeah, yeah, yeah, make sure
it's not the hairy one. Although yeah, Greg inspected like
a chick will and like just pick the little hairs

(33:02):
off it before you know, I don't know where which
one it is.

Speaker 5 (33:05):
Okay, this was well, you guys can go individually, Okay,
so Mena's go ahead first individually?

Speaker 2 (33:12):
Yeah, yeah, how deep you can go? Oh that's it.
Oh please, are you serious? That's all I can go? Yeah,
you got to market. You gotta mark where your finger Okay,
let's see. Oh god, okay, keep it, keep it there,
keep it there? Maybe three? Yeah, all right, here you go. Greg,
you're okay?

Speaker 1 (33:31):
You can Greg push yourself.

Speaker 2 (33:35):
That's Greg? Wow, Greg by, I mean by a pube.
I should I'm expecting great to take the whole thing.
To be quite honest with you, that's great too. Ye
are you over there? Morgan? Are you judging?

Speaker 3 (33:48):
I am?

Speaker 1 (33:48):
Actually? Are you really?

Speaker 2 (33:50):
You want to try it alright?

Speaker 10 (33:53):
On camera?

Speaker 1 (33:53):
I mean, this seems like a man thing that.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
They should be. Well, yeah, it does seem like a
man the internet as Yeah, that's all right, that's all.

Speaker 5 (34:02):
Right, all right, Well there you go. Woody Show Olympics. Everybody,
nice work, competitors you four years? Yes, all right, more
Woody Shows next.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Hang on, hey, it's menace.

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Speaker 3 (34:30):
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Speaker 2 (34:34):
It's a Woody Show and we are into another new
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You know we are the Woody Show, Woody, Greg Menace
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Speaker 5 (34:54):
Phones are open at eighty seven seven forty four. Woodie,
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Speaker 2 (35:02):
Oh yes, ladies and gentlemen, we are getting the morning
into the weekend as quickly as we can for you.

Speaker 5 (35:08):
It's already been a very busy morning with the Woodie Show,
Olympics and all. But normally that's the spot we would
have done the Friday Fail stories. And people were on
the text saying, Hey, did I miss the Friday Fail stories?

Speaker 2 (35:21):
Where didlip fails at? No, you haven't, You haven't missed it.

Speaker 5 (35:25):
You know my sister, the breeder, she and her kids,
like the kids aren't really allowed to listen to most
of the show.

Speaker 2 (35:32):
Oh well that's smart, but like my my sister will
have it on in the car when she's driving them
around stuff. But the one thing we always want to
tune in for the Friday fail stories. Yeah, yeah, it's
my nieces and nephew's favorite. Okay, Friday fail stories. Here
we go. All right, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,

(36:34):
it is time for your Friday fail story. If you
have thought to have the perfect plan, the plan that
could never go wrong with it, somewhere along the line, it.

Speaker 12 (36:45):
Wants to be a great ideas one big steakhare mega
uber ultra, not terrible.

Speaker 2 (37:07):
Little flat just sounded so much. Yeah, I mean, you
know it's not the worst we've ever done, not the worst. Look,
we can't go wrong. It is called the fail stories. Yeah,
it's not supposed to be. It's not supposed to be.
I mean, even though we are usually right. Yeah. First
story of the week.

Speaker 5 (37:24):
This is about this guy in Oceanside, California, armed with
sticks and stones.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Did he break bones? Nobody?

Speaker 5 (37:31):
Did break into someone's house through a sliding door of
the back bedroom, a hole. The people living there were home,
and when they came face to face, he drew his
weapons again, which were sticks and stones, sticks and stones.
He threw one rock at the homeowner, which hit the
homeowner in the face. And how does the old saying go,
I forget something along the lines of like never bring

(37:53):
a rock to a gunfight or something like that. So
the homeowner grabs his gun shoots the rock, throwing crook
in the chest.

Speaker 2 (38:01):
He was dead before the cops could even get there.
Number one dash, what's up? Number two failed? Sailed a
loss to society. I know what's up? Yeah, that's a
great story. God.

Speaker 5 (38:15):
Here's what about this couple, Brett and Sarah. They built
a homemade yacht and they took it out in the
open water. You guys, okay, homemade yacht. But it had
been a minute since anyone had heard from them, and
a month later they were found on a life raft
that had washed up onto Sable Island in Nova Scotia,

(38:38):
and they were dead.

Speaker 2 (38:42):
Sailed. The authorities think they're homemade yacht, might have gotten
hit by a larger ship or just took on water.
Homemade homemade, yeah, aid boy.

Speaker 5 (38:52):
This one is from San Rafel, California, where this loser
lit a garbage can on fire outside of a target store.
Seen on the security video trying to light a cardboard box,
but even that was not working as he had hoped,
so he threw the box into the garbage can, then lit.

Speaker 2 (39:11):
It on fire. But as soon as he did that, whoosh,
I mean, the whole thing goes up and he ended
up torching his own face.

Speaker 5 (39:19):
So much of that modeling career, you know what I'm saying,
sailed on the dumb ass. This one from New Zealand. Yeah,
group of teenagers broke into a race course in the
middle of the afternoon. Now, but here's what they didn't know.
They broke in while a bunch of cops were there
with their dogs for some canine officer training. So the

(39:42):
dog candors were like, oh, they were notified that someone
was in the building, and so they used this as
a training exercise. They surrounded the building and then slowly
moved in until the kids were cornered and they were
arrested without incident. But bad timing kids, but fail, Yeah, like,
oh great, you get to help the little duggins. Yeah,

(40:03):
little training, maybe your little train. How about this one
in New Orleans. This guy, he's want to be cop.
He was driving around town one night when he decided
that he wanted to pull somebody over. Okay, so he
flipped on the fake blue police slights that he installed
on his truck. He pulled up behind somebody and he
walked up to the driver's window, said he was a deputy,

(40:25):
even flashed his fake detective badge and a US Marshall
Service ID card.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
But guess who the driver was. You guys, who an
actual police detect are the chances?

Speaker 5 (40:37):
So he called it in and the silly loser playing
policeman was arrested and taken to failed jail.

Speaker 2 (40:43):
Sale. That's such a weird phenomenon. And uh, how about this?

Speaker 5 (40:47):
Actually, here, I'll give you I'll give you another one. Okay,
all right, since the Olympics are wrapping up this week,
I'll give you this one. It's about this chick. Anna
Tos is her name. She's a track and field athlete,
not in the Olympics, but she was competing and she
was almost there the end of the women's one hundred
meter hurdles semi finals. Right before the finish line, she

(41:12):
stumbled on one of the hurdles, ended up face planting
straight into the ground. The medical officials rushed out to her,
She's gonna be okay, but dude, she smashed her face hard,
and of course.

Speaker 2 (41:26):
She didn't sail. No ward for her, no no trophy,
no metal or nothing like them. And here, finally, This
one is about this couple in the UK who just
got married and they had this soup's cute idea, gray
to use an owl as the ring bearer. That's pretty
bad ass. Things did not go according to planned. The

(41:49):
owl flew off with the rings. The owls handler was
desperately trying to do anything to call it back, bribing
it with like pieces of chicken, but that didn't work.
But it finally did come back seven hours later. Oh
my yeah. So in the meantime they just went on
with everything else without the rings, not knowing if they
would ever come back, and they went on with the

(42:10):
reception and the whole thing. And then finally, like once
everybody I think, just you know, stop thinking about or whatever.
Then all of a sudden, the owl comes back. Sales.

Speaker 1 (42:19):
But like, wouldn't you.

Speaker 13 (42:20):
Think that's a bad omen Like when you're getting married
and being like I would talk about that was a
dumb idea.

Speaker 8 (42:26):
I would have thought about it first. You know, that's
kind of dumb. I mean, it's kind of as a
wedding guest. I would like to see it. I'm not
gonna lie. Yeah, that'd be pretty cool.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
I think owls are pretty cool. Owls are totally cool.
I think they're intimidating it.

Speaker 8 (42:38):
Af really shout out to owls because they're stealthy and strong.

Speaker 13 (42:44):
Their heads turned all the way around.

Speaker 2 (42:47):
Yeah, like the extracist shout out to owls. I think
they are. Like there's a lot of stuff going on
with owls these days where they're going to wildlife refuges
because I don't know, something weird is happening with them
where they're getting injured a lot, really, and like people
are saving them.

Speaker 8 (43:06):
Have you ever seen the photo of an owl where
they actually show you they lift their feathers to show
you how long their legs are.

Speaker 2 (43:11):
Their legs are like a foot long.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
Really.

Speaker 2 (43:13):
Yeah, it's luckily they have like a little stubby legs. Yeah,
their legs are and they're muscular. Oh yeah, I guess so,
because I've seen like a picture of an owl swooping
down and using its claws to pick up its prey. Yeah,
it's got it's got pretty big landing gear there. Yeah,
they can come down with their what do they call
them talons? Yeah? Is this owl news? Yeah, all of

(43:33):
a sudden, you know, owl news not to be confused
with raccoons. Yeah, but those are your Friday fail stories. Everybody,
We're gonna take a quick break. We got some more.
What do you show for you next? Hang up? Smoke
break that cigarettes with smoking hands. What you show returns
in a second? What is today's word of the day?

Speaker 3 (43:55):
Idio secrecy.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
In a seise? His idiosyncrasies are are multitudes?

Speaker 3 (44:04):
What what mul.

Speaker 2 (44:10):
Mult The Woody Show? All right, welcome back, Happy Friday,
everybody Friday, Woody Greig men in seaband, Sammy, we got bored,
we got Caroline Morgan is here. There's Vaughan, our video producer.
Funds are open eight seven seven forty four Woody Friday.

(44:31):
Check hands on the text over to two to nine
eighty seven. This guy in Georgia, he was just sentenced
to five years in prison for something that he didn't
work last year. He was working at the McDonald's and
he got overwhelmed by how busy they were, and so
he lit a piece of cardboard on fire, and he
threw it into the dumpster outside, and so the whole

(44:53):
thing went up in flames. The whole restaurant had to
be shut down until the fire was brought under control.
And not only did he do this, he also filmed
himself setting the fire. I mean he got to for
the grand Yeah. So he pled guilty to arson and
so off to prison he goes for the next five years.
Five years dumpster fire, which was pretty much a controlled fire.

(45:15):
He didn't burn down. How's that a controlled fire?

Speaker 6 (45:18):
It's in a dumpster duh yeah, box, yeah, okay, a
kind of control fire, I think.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
Yeah. Well, I mean I set the house on fires.
It was just contained to the house exactly right.

Speaker 6 (45:28):
Yeah, it didn't get in the woods or nothing. I say,
like two, I think I think he would have gotten
that if not for the videoing elements shows a lot
of premeditation speaking about not one to work.

Speaker 5 (45:39):
A thirty two one hundred year old Egyptian tablet that's
on display at the British Museum, Yeah, shows attendance and
work absences and uh, people have been just you know,
calling out from work for I mean, what three thousand.

Speaker 2 (45:54):
Dollars this tablet is showing. Yeah. Way, So the ancient.

Speaker 5 (45:57):
Additions reasons for skipping work include basic stuff like my
mom is ill, and then there's other excuses like the
guy who didn't come in because he was embalming his brother.
Another one was brewing beer. And some other poor bastard
was stung in the eye by a scorpion.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
Oh my god, person with.

Speaker 6 (46:18):
A head that's made out of a bird is hitting
me with a stick. By the way, I just realized
I did admitting I did not know this. Apparently the
Pyramids were not built by slaves. They would have had
to hire paid laborers who would just like, yes, it
was yeah, not so weird. That was always like the thing,
and people said that a built by slaves. That was
the idea that like the the Jews, the Jews, oh yeah, yeah,

(46:44):
we were we built the Pyramids because we were slaves then.
But actually, and they may have been slaves during that period,
but actually it appeared not to be slave labor that
built the Pyramids. It was paid laborers who called out
for scorpions.

Speaker 2 (46:53):
And then they peer, what are they carrier pigeon out sick?
Would he call?

Speaker 8 (47:01):
Like, tell them they send a messenger face to face
and then sleep again, and you tell the pigeon to.

Speaker 2 (47:07):
Like yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 5 (47:13):
People are asked, have you ever seen someone get fired
on the first day, and so what happened? Yeah, this
person says, new substitute feet the teacher fired on day
one for writing be quiet and sharpie on two kids foreheads.

Speaker 2 (47:25):
Oh okay, I like that when I was a kid.
That would not have gotten you fired. No, no, same here,
No way would that get you fired. Exactly. A teachers
threw stuff at at What.

Speaker 9 (47:37):
Did you do to have a stapless thrown at you?

Speaker 2 (47:40):
That's it? Yeah, see what you don't know?

Speaker 6 (47:41):
Samy's what. He was just a good kid. Understand talking
in class.

Speaker 2 (47:45):
Every kid talks.

Speaker 6 (47:45):
And then he went to he was sent to like
four different boarding schools out of state in the woods
because he was just a good kid who talked.

Speaker 2 (47:51):
That was all okay. Well I got kicked out of
the boarding schols for having sex with the girlfriends. Wow. Yeah,
as a teenage boy four times.

Speaker 5 (48:00):
A lot of people got erasers. And that was the
other thing too, because get back. But it was like
chalk and you're riding the blackboard and then you erase.

Speaker 2 (48:06):
They were full of dust, and so the teacher that's
a punishment.

Speaker 5 (48:10):
They'd whip the they'd whipped the erase ratchet and you
get smacked in the fine the chalk dust to be
all over.

Speaker 2 (48:15):
You're like, oh, quiet down, and how.

Speaker 13 (48:17):
Long were they telling you to be quiet for before
throwing something at you.

Speaker 5 (48:22):
Not long sometimes there was yeah, because the rule was whatever.
It was no talking, no jump, gum, chewing, no whatever.
And so like if you're doing something like that or
if you weren't paying attention, they kind of come up
and smack the desk as they were walking up behind
you and startle the crap out of you and then
throw the throw the the eraser, the staplear thing I

(48:43):
think happened maybe once.

Speaker 2 (48:44):
Yeah, but after.

Speaker 1 (48:45):
Slamming the desk, after throwing an eraser. It wasn't just me.

Speaker 2 (48:49):
It was like whoever's talking in class, that happened? They
or they throw chalk, they take like they all the time,
throw the chalk and you know, all the time, better
or worse these days to ask you worse worse? Yeah,
numerous videos any given day of students literally getting up
in class and fighting the teacher.

Speaker 1 (49:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (49:07):
Yeah, we never thought we were in control. I really
truly believe that the kids now think they're in control. Yep,
because they are.

Speaker 2 (49:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (49:13):
Yeah, gum mean, if you got caught with gum, you
had to put it on your nose for the rest
of Oh yeah, that's fun.

Speaker 5 (49:19):
Uh, this guy said the afternoon of his first day
as a developer, he was seen downloading the source code
of our main product app to a personal USB stick
and wanted to take it home to mess with it
in his spare time. This is after he had signed
the IT security policy to say that he wouldn't do that.
So first day on the job, I already fired this

(49:40):
person said I worked in chemical I worked in a
chemical plant or something. A guy working in production came
in for his first day. He took his break, He
lit a cigarette next to a ten thousand liters acidtone tank.

Speaker 2 (49:53):
He was out before I could even blink an eye. Yeah, yeah,
well those things never have warnings on on. Oh wait
a minute.

Speaker 5 (50:01):
I was hired for a temp for data input and
on the first day this guy pulled me aside and
said she can't be here. Apparently one of our full
time employees had a restraining order against her.

Speaker 8 (50:13):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (50:13):
I sent the employee home and I apologized, and I
called her agency and I told them that she would
not be welcomed back. Not sure what the order was for,
but my guess is stalking.

Speaker 2 (50:23):
That's clol. So, yeah, that doesn't really show up in
a job application. Do you have any receivs, right, Yeah,
because we don't know if we can send you here.
What's funny is like, you know, we don't drug test
around here or do anything like that. But man, before
they hire somebody, they do a pretty extensive background checking.
There's a lot of paperwork too. Yeah, and because I
was told that it's very thorough, I was surprised. Interesting.

Speaker 6 (50:44):
Well, and we as someone who's done some of the
stuff like this recently for other things, any public facing job.
Now they are super strict about that because they don't
want to hire the guy who had even maybe it's
done with, maybe.

Speaker 2 (50:55):
He paid her debt to society. They don't want that.

Speaker 6 (50:58):
True, So iHeartMedia somebody who.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
You know, Yeah, not good.

Speaker 7 (51:03):
We've had an intern that only last one day that
we let go. We did, we did go way back
in San Francisco. I didn't want to hire him. You
guys weren't involved. There was some other guy in the
office that said, no, let's give him a chance because
at the time we had to get interns to run
the cameras for us. Yeah, and we didn't have a
preview screen for the cameras, so you actually had to

(51:25):
know the show, so you had to know everybody's everybody's voice.
So we were like, oh, what he's talking, You hit
the Woody button. Greg's talking, You hit the Greg button.
And I know this guy was lying like oh yeah,
I know the show and I was like the question.
I'm like, no, this guy doesn't know it. And then
first day Mega failed on like one talking to hit
Greg and all this stuff like yeah, sorry started to

(51:46):
work out.

Speaker 5 (51:47):
This kid lied about his experience as a foreman and
drove a skid into the side of a house that
we were working on, straight into the siding.

Speaker 2 (51:56):
Was not good.

Speaker 5 (51:57):
Yeah, have you ever been fired or seen somebody fired?
On the first day, this person says, I was bartending
at a sports bar new guys training on the first day,
supposedly with several years of experience, attempted to shake a
jack and coke and of course covered the bar in
a mess.

Speaker 2 (52:13):
It was his first day in his lastime.

Speaker 6 (52:16):
Yeah you don't shake that, y menus.

Speaker 2 (52:17):
Why because the sodi? Yeah, the carbonation. Yeah, carbonorius got
to explode.

Speaker 5 (52:22):
Homeboy was allowed to play music on bluetooth for the restaurant.
On the first day, he went to the bathroom started
watching porn forgot he was still on the speakers hilario
and dismissal, and so.

Speaker 6 (52:32):
Why keep that person around because that's just that's so dumb.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
It's funny.

Speaker 7 (52:35):
I did walk into a Zoomies just recently because I
was buying some gifts and dude, full on because the
employees run the music.

Speaker 2 (52:43):
Yeah, just full on F word every other word, and
there's like little kids in there and stuff. Oh yeah,
I've noticed that a lot more recently.

Speaker 5 (52:50):
Like you'll go into a place where you think like, oh, okay,
and then because you notice it, it stands out very
rarely are you in public and you're hearing.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
Like wotton and yeah yeah, p words and all kinds
of stuff completely unrestricted. Oh yeah, and you're like, wow, okay, yeah,
all right, next thing, you know, after being thrown and
fing seeds and it was wow, it was yeah their

(53:18):
music not ours, but yeah it was pretty crazy. Yeah. Well,
at least I didn't say retardy, not I'd be out
of there.

Speaker 8 (53:25):
I never got fired from this one temp jop I had,
but I probably should have because it was for a
law firm and I literally had no idea what I
was doing. She told me on day one, here's you're
going to be doing filing, and they had one of
those banks of files where they even have cranks, so
the entire wall shifts open and.

Speaker 6 (53:41):
Closed, and you're like, you didn't know the alphabet, and
I thought, oh, that's pretty cool.

Speaker 8 (53:44):
And I was more obsessed with the cranky shelfing, and
I think I put files where they didn't belong. I'm
I really know what I'm doing, and I'm asking too
many questions, so I'll just pretend I probably put files
in the wrong places.

Speaker 2 (53:56):
Yeah that's all right, Well somebody will find them eventually,
because are going to go put something in that airing.
But this isn't supposed to be. Yeah, that's cool. People
you know got thrown in jail for life probably whatever.
They lost their lawsuit over it. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (54:11):
Have you ever seen somebody get fired on their first day?
If so, what happened is up on the text over
to two to nine eight seven. We're gonna take a
quick break more when he shows next hang on, we are.

Speaker 2 (54:22):
Answering the call of destiny. This is the show, all right,
following up on all started with fail stories. I was
telling you that guy who got fired the McDonald's. You
just got too overwhelmed it's so busy, I gotta say
it fire. And then we got into this question. People
were asked, have you ever seen someone get fired on

(54:44):
their first day, and if so, what happened? Some reactions
here fighting with a customer by getting in their face
and yelling at them. The dumb ass thought the company
owed him loyalty for being an employee, but it was his.

Speaker 5 (54:55):
First day was yelling at people. Wow, yeah, uh, he
was a a first day blackjack dealer. He took in
five dollars cash, exchange it for a five hundred dollars chip.

Speaker 2 (55:07):
Gay.

Speaker 5 (55:07):
The lady stared at him for a good twenty seconds,
picked up her chip and left the building.

Speaker 2 (55:11):
Gaming took his badge shortly after. Oh okay, if I said,
you'll just get hired off the street for that thing.
There's all kinds of training.

Speaker 3 (55:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:17):
Yeah, first day it guy made his computer desktop wallpaper
a Facebook picture of a female co worker he had
just met. Weirdo, so I.

Speaker 1 (55:26):
Get to know her intereststization.

Speaker 5 (55:29):
Our town's mayor forced his spoiled prick son to get
a job at the restaurant where I worked.

Speaker 2 (55:33):
On his first day of training as a host.

Speaker 5 (55:36):
The kid sat in the waiting area looking at his
phone instead of standing behind the host stand greeting the customers.
The trainer tried to sort him out a couple of times,
but he would just greet one customer, walk back to
their table, and then go right back to sitting on
his phone. The manager came up to him the kids
side said I can't do this and headed for the exit.
They told him if he was going to walk off

(55:56):
his shift, don't bother coming back, and the kid just
wave on his way out.

Speaker 2 (56:00):
He only lasted a couple of hours, all right.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
Respect he didn't want that job job at the.

Speaker 2 (56:06):
Sam Goodie, the music storey. You know what this is
just I made it to the lunch break and that
was about it. It's not really getting fired either. I wasn't, wasn't.
It's a mutual. That's a party of company, party of
the company.

Speaker 4 (56:16):
That kind of happened when I worked at Sonic the
you know the drive in. This was at the time
where they were making people go on the roller skates. Yeah,
And it was this guy's first day and he was
like using cars to like stop himself and like spilling
drinks and like doing a terrible job and was.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
On his phone half the time. So they're like, you
know you want to go, and he was like yeah,
So it was more like mutual under Morgan.

Speaker 2 (56:36):
Have you ever been fired?

Speaker 3 (56:37):
No? I have not. Never.

Speaker 1 (56:39):
No, I'm a great employee.

Speaker 2 (56:41):
About sometimes you're a good employee and you know things
is sometimes it's not even your fault. You just get
caught up, It's true. No, but hold on, you've never
told us you've worked at Sonic.

Speaker 1 (56:52):
No, it's my first job ever. Yeah, I was a
car hop. Yeah I didn't.

Speaker 4 (56:58):
When I first started, we weren't doing the roller skates,
but then that was what year was it like twenty
ten maybe, and they were trying to bring it back.

Speaker 2 (57:05):
Like go back to the old if you legit didn't
know how well?

Speaker 1 (57:09):
I didn't, and they had to teach me.

Speaker 4 (57:11):
I'd already worked there for a year and I was
about to go to college, so I was like, you
know what, I'll stay here, let me just learn.

Speaker 2 (57:16):
How to do it.

Speaker 6 (57:16):
What was your favorite food item? So many questions.

Speaker 2 (57:20):
What was my They had a free toom pie at
one point. I love their chicken stuff that was really good.
You get free food during your shift.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
Yeah, I got free food. Slushies. I love slush the
real fruit.

Speaker 5 (57:30):
Hell yeah, how about that sugar free white raspberry slush
that was pretty good?

Speaker 1 (57:35):
Never had that. That was way past my time. Probably, yeah, to.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
Be a newer thing, because that was really really good.
Doesn't taste sugar free, that's for sure.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
I've never tried that.

Speaker 6 (57:43):
Well, you take Greg to prove that sonics exists?

Speaker 3 (57:44):
I know?

Speaker 2 (57:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (57:45):
Where it was really the one rock They're so good
in the corner the.

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Commercials every five minutes. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I heard it.
Which one did you work at?

Speaker 1 (57:54):
This was in Dallas text or stuff?

Speaker 2 (57:56):
Outside of which one?

Speaker 1 (57:58):
What like the number of the store?

Speaker 2 (57:59):
I don't know. You were like, what neighborhood?

Speaker 1 (58:00):
What Rockwall, Texas?

Speaker 2 (58:02):
Okay, sweet, that's nice. Hell yeah, j get.

Speaker 1 (58:06):
Fired, Sammy never no, never, never been fired.

Speaker 2 (58:09):
Did you have a sonic job?

Speaker 9 (58:14):
I worked at a restaurant I did. It's called Islands Place.

Speaker 13 (58:22):
I was a host slash busser, and they were trying
to promote me to Expo and then I was like,
I'm not that into it.

Speaker 9 (58:29):
I mean I was there for about a year.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
Oh okay, what's that that's between the past? Oh you
get the food there faster like you.

Speaker 9 (58:38):
Do Expo before becoming a server.

Speaker 4 (58:39):
Yeah right, you help get the food faster, yes, organized,
and the warders are coming up.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
You're checking things the waiter. Now, I thank you for
your service.

Speaker 1 (58:49):
I should have kept to his host though. You seem
like you would be a good host at a restaurant.

Speaker 3 (58:54):
I was. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (58:55):
Now, I don't see her being a good busser though,
because that was great, But that requires lifting heavy autumn.

Speaker 1 (59:00):
Yeah no, I didn't have to lift anything heavy.

Speaker 9 (59:02):
It was just cups, some blates.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
She's like, come get this. This is happy.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
I mean, yeah, Greg's been fired. I we fired. You've
been fired. Yeah, well okay, I speak.

Speaker 6 (59:10):
It's along the lines of this topic. So I've I've
for a couple of different bartending jobs, and there was
one in my neighborhood and it was great. I went there,
passed the interview, did like a test shift, and they
called me back.

Speaker 2 (59:22):
The next day said we don't it's just not working out.
And I figured out what it was.

Speaker 6 (59:28):
I knew it when it was happening. I didn't like
make a small talk with the regulars.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
I didn't. I didn't these guys like trying to start like, yeah, okay,
I thought you were a psychopath. I got some more
Woodies show for your next hang on, turn it up
up the Woody Show.

Speaker 13 (59:51):
My favorite radio show, The Woodsy Show.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
You guys are amazing, especially Woodsy Show.

Speaker 2 (59:58):
Well we are into another new hour insensitivity training, free,
politically correct world. Good morning, everybody, Good morning. All right,
So I got the Woodie Show, got the phones open
eight seven seven forty four Woody hit us up with
a text over to two two nine eight seven Footy
Greg Mena Sea Bass's Sammy Morgan is here, Mormon Now

(01:00:22):
a couple sexy things here. Research finding that there.

Speaker 5 (01:00:25):
Are benefits for women who pleasure themselves, benefits that yeah,
solo sex is a way for women to get in
tune with their bodies. In the show self Acceptance, women
also reported feeling joy and pleasure, having fun, relieving stress,
and helping them to experiment to find out what feels good.
Thank God for this service. I get your buzz on, ladies. Yeah,

(01:00:50):
that's good stuff. Now, As someone who has sworn off
sex for the rest of your life on.

Speaker 1 (01:00:58):
A day to day basis, yes, today knows sucks. Tomorrow
might be different.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
Okay, so you're not You don't have your mind closed
to it?

Speaker 1 (01:01:04):
No, I don't I don't want to prior, we don't
see it happening.

Speaker 2 (01:01:08):
We did that, well, well, because we did that, uh
why are you all laughing? But we did the sex
number thing where everybody put like how many days it
have been since the last time, And this one date
came out that really stood out because it was an
actual date. It wasn't like a number of days. It
was like March.

Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
Yeah, here's the thing in March right down the last
time you had sucks. So I literally wrote down the date. Yeah,
I didn't realize that. I guess I should have been
more specific, but.

Speaker 5 (01:01:35):
It was like, what March, March eighth, she remembers the day,
the day that will live an infamy, March eight. Then
we're like, man, who the hell has been since? Like
and a lot of people were surprised because you would
have been the last guess Oh.

Speaker 1 (01:01:51):
Well no, I mean I used to be yeah, yeah,
I like having sex a whole crazy or something.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
Yeah, well you were.

Speaker 4 (01:02:03):
You're a reform club rat too, right, I absolutely yeah,
So I've changed a lot in the past few And the.

Speaker 8 (01:02:08):
Reason I laugh was because you said, yeah, I don't
see it happening.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
Ever again, like, well, I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:02:14):
Weird, But I've honestly seen myself as someone that will
just be alone forever. So like these people have just
been random that didn't change.

Speaker 13 (01:02:22):
But now this part of me, like turning thirty, I
think so I'm just like you're still very young, Morgan.

Speaker 2 (01:02:29):
You are like Sam's getting the age where she'll be
alone forever. Yeah almost there, Yeah, play games with It's
like that that emailer said, like she's a cougar now,
you know, Now, do you think you'll be alone forever
because you don't deserve anyone's company?

Speaker 4 (01:02:46):
And no, no, I absolutely deserve it because I'm a great, funny,
awesome person. I just don't think anyone's going to be
interested in me because why watch too much?

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
I don't bum me out.

Speaker 1 (01:02:56):
I don't go on date, you know, I don't put
myself out.

Speaker 5 (01:02:58):
Okay, but so do you just agree with what we
always say, like if you're a woman, you can go
out today and get laid Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:03:04):
True today.

Speaker 1 (01:03:06):
If I want to lower my standards, I can.

Speaker 2 (01:03:09):
But how much do you have to lower your standards?

Speaker 1 (01:03:11):
I think a lot. Really, really, I don't think i'm
the standard visually appealing.

Speaker 2 (01:03:16):
My standard is very high.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
We've talked about this. Wow, I'm a standards are very high.

Speaker 2 (01:03:22):
Okay, Now is this based on and this is this
is a legitimate question. Is this based on the reading
comments and stuff on Oh yeah, social media? Okay, you
can't do that. People on social media go out of
their way to be dicks.

Speaker 1 (01:03:35):
I just it's not all that. I just think, you know,
a couple of years ago, I was hotter than I
am now.

Speaker 2 (01:03:40):
I mean, I'll admit it.

Speaker 6 (01:03:42):
It's not scientifically wrong. Most women peak at like twenty four.

Speaker 3 (01:03:45):
You see.

Speaker 13 (01:03:46):
Yes, first of all, anybody at any age looked better
two years earlier.

Speaker 2 (01:03:51):
So fast with these hours though, it puts five years
on your face.

Speaker 1 (01:03:54):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:03:55):
It's just not good.

Speaker 5 (01:03:57):
One comment actually made me laugh, and I kind of
felt bad for laughing at it. Somebody called you she Bass.

Speaker 2 (01:04:02):
I've got that all the time.

Speaker 5 (01:04:06):
I don't like I've heard like, oh, she's kind of
like a feel like I always always equated like a
female Sea Bass to being like she goes out and
she does these things right, me too.

Speaker 2 (01:04:14):
But they jit convinced that Sea Bass and Morgan are
brother and sister, and we just didn't tell anybody. Yeah,
but you know what did it was the name brand. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:04:30):
Notice that when Menace just said brother and sister, not
the father daughter. So that'll help you too. Yeah, I
thought that was helping you either either one was actually
either one, but Morgan, go ahead to I mean to
your point. Yeah, to get into entertainment, the only way
is morning radio. So keep these hours so sure I keep.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
You know, sucking on toes and doing things I'm doing.

Speaker 6 (01:04:51):
Yeah, getting a digital fit going only way.

Speaker 2 (01:04:55):
I mean, look, it's a fun job. Not for everybody.

Speaker 1 (01:04:57):
I love this job. I'm not complaining, I know.

Speaker 2 (01:05:00):
But like, so like, but are you just saying I'm
not interested anymore? Do you have no? I think is
there any drums? Different topics? Has that been?

Speaker 4 (01:05:11):
Like I think the drive is gone because I don't
I don't look at myself and be like, oh yeah,
I'm hot, So I automatically don't want to put myself
out there anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
You know.

Speaker 7 (01:05:19):
But that's it's to me, it's two separate topics because
she says that about her self esteem. And then the
other topic is you say that you have really high standards. Right, Okay,
what's the high standards part?

Speaker 1 (01:05:31):
High standards is a tall guy?

Speaker 2 (01:05:33):
Who tall? What's what's okay, like perfect, but I'm not
delusional about it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:43):
I'm very self aware that I can't get someone like no, no,
no for.

Speaker 2 (01:05:46):
So forget about self esteem. We just want to know
what you're you have? Yeah, do you have your age range?
Minimum to maximum?

Speaker 4 (01:05:55):
Minimum age would be thirty five, maximum could be sixty.

Speaker 2 (01:06:00):
That's okay, sixty five. Okay. Any race is fine?

Speaker 1 (01:06:03):
Okay, no, yeah, we'll say any races fine.

Speaker 2 (01:06:06):
So lying there.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
Wait wait, wait, I have a preference. I like darker men.

Speaker 2 (01:06:11):
All right, okay, Craig, but there's something only dark met Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:06:16):
Now okay minimum again minimum no, no, lower than what height?

Speaker 4 (01:06:21):
No, we're lower than six two six two, but preferably
like six five.

Speaker 6 (01:06:25):
Can they be This is literally a questioned can they
be obese?

Speaker 1 (01:06:29):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (01:06:31):
Bees?

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
Like it says, excluding you're that tall, Oh how much
would ob s be? Okay, I'm talking like four hundred
pounds or something best obese?

Speaker 2 (01:06:39):
Yes?

Speaker 13 (01:06:40):
No, bees is not what you think most of the time,
like someone who looks like a regular person, they're like, oh,
actually they're obese, and.

Speaker 6 (01:06:46):
It makes case thirty year is ob So hold on
one second. For six foot two, I'm not your math here.

Speaker 2 (01:06:53):
Overweight?

Speaker 1 (01:06:54):
Yeah, like big men.

Speaker 4 (01:06:55):
Okay, So that that's okay, that's like, that's not bad.
That's like forty, that's not that's not that's that's super fad. Okay,
that's fine, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:07:01):
So okay, and minimum no lower than minimum income.

Speaker 1 (01:07:06):
I really don't care about income. We could say one
hundred thousand.

Speaker 2 (01:07:09):
Well, because that was going to open the door back
up if you were going to say, yeah, well.

Speaker 1 (01:07:22):
My first thought was fifty because.

Speaker 7 (01:07:25):
You know, not a lot of tall guys are that
have a lot of money because shorter guys work harder.

Speaker 2 (01:07:31):
Okay, So yeah, for real, it is it is, it is?
Are them like real numbers? Yeah, that's real numbers here?
What's that? So okay, we're just given those And by
the way, any marital status, you don't care if they're
married or not or not married. Let's go all right, right,
so the probability is one point seven percent, So that's
that's not bad. I mean for really, that means that.

Speaker 6 (01:07:53):
Means you're in a state of football stadium that that
there's you know, a couple hundred guys in there that
are okay, all right, meet your pup.

Speaker 5 (01:08:00):
Yeah, so you get somebody said, oh, there's a one
percent chance, you like, forget it exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:08:05):
That's why I'm like, let me just focus on myself.

Speaker 7 (01:08:08):
Yeah, but you're talking about a football stadium full of people,
and that's what a lot of people go to. Like,
if you keep on seeing the same people each day,
you're never going to have opportunity. So you have to
change your routine on where you hang out and who
you are around to find these six foot six year
old I mean, yeah, that makes twenty thousand.

Speaker 6 (01:08:28):
Honestly, I would go to a pickup basketball game with
the Y and oh, yeah, guys play basketball. Old guys
go to the Y. Yeah, and so there's your there
it is right there, pick up basketball.

Speaker 2 (01:08:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (01:08:41):
I mean I would go to Equinox at the grocery
store like messages chicks picking up dudes before my men's
brings up a good point Equinox like a two hundred
and fifty dollars a month gym.

Speaker 6 (01:08:51):
Good good place to start. Also, my friend pointed this
out years ago, and I don't know why girls don't
do this. Go to the cafeteria at the hospital. Guess
who's eating lunch there?

Speaker 2 (01:08:59):
Doctor? Yeah and smart, smart about to be widowers.

Speaker 1 (01:09:04):
I was just guys that are listening their lives.

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
That's right. Yeah, yeah, I mean they're gonna need to
be consoled.

Speaker 1 (01:09:13):
At hospitals to my list, because.

Speaker 2 (01:09:18):
Anyone in there into the Yeah, I mean, Sammie, where
are you going? What do you mean when am I
to meet people?

Speaker 9 (01:09:25):
I don't go places?

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:09:27):
You are doing like an app kind of thing. Nothing
at all. Just well girls my life.

Speaker 6 (01:09:32):
Girls don't have to because guys will hit on them.

Speaker 2 (01:09:34):
I'm saying, but you're not.

Speaker 5 (01:09:35):
You're not out there like uh, trying to date anybody.
No looking for or looking for a relationship. Well, you're
gonna play games with so do you these games?

Speaker 1 (01:09:43):
But I don't like it's the same thing. It's like,
I do you see yourself being alone forever?

Speaker 2 (01:09:47):
Like when is that gonna?

Speaker 1 (01:09:48):
I hope not? But when are you going to go?

Speaker 13 (01:09:51):
It's weird because it's just as you get older, you
don't meet new people. When you're younger, you go to
parties or you know, friends are having runs over and
other things like that.

Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
Don't you know? But Mammy raises a good point. Yeah,
those general like your general social stuff does not exist
after thirty.

Speaker 7 (01:10:08):
That's why I got to join run clubs because they're
saying that run clubs are actually this secret dating club.

Speaker 1 (01:10:13):
But then you have to date someone who runs.

Speaker 2 (01:10:16):
Yeah, screw that girl, I get it. Yeah that's right.
All right, Well we're gonna take a quick break, interesting
insight into into Morgan. Got to know her a little bit. Yeah,
it kind of bummed down.

Speaker 1 (01:10:28):
Oh it's not a sad thing at all.

Speaker 2 (01:10:29):
Well, everything makes my self esteem is too low and
I don't deserve the people. Don't think alone forever.

Speaker 1 (01:10:36):
Yeah, I'm a cool person. I'm just not a supermodel.

Speaker 3 (01:10:41):
Is what it is?

Speaker 5 (01:10:41):
Sexy time fun facts? All right, I'll throw this question
out there. What's something that looks sexy in movies but
isn't great in real life? Okay, good sexy time fun facts.
We'll get to that next year on the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
Hang on, this is the Woody Show. Okay, changing gears,
no offense, Morgan, I was, I know, I was loving it.
Yeah I was. I was fascinated. Book.

Speaker 1 (01:11:05):
We can talk about it.

Speaker 2 (01:11:07):
Yeah great, Oh dude, she'll share, yeah a little too much. Yeah,
she'll share a lot. I think the two the two
females that I know that overshare the most would be
you and our friend Gina. Grat okay, or she's saying.
The other day, she said something about she was talking

(01:11:29):
about having a tampon, was.

Speaker 8 (01:11:30):
Talking about but it was like it was like she
had been sitting for so long and then when she
stood up, but.

Speaker 5 (01:11:36):
She was talking about how like whatever the particular tampon was,
it was like some kind of work she.

Speaker 11 (01:11:41):
Had, like a natural one, and it felt like a
pine tree in there, really dry, and it was just
like during a commercial break or something, I'm like, holy hell, wow,
this is we know, this is new news.

Speaker 5 (01:11:54):
Tamp new Yeah, all right, So things that look sexy
in movies but not in real life.

Speaker 2 (01:12:01):
You see these things, You're like, huh, all right, it
looks hot, Yeah, it looks hot.

Speaker 5 (01:12:04):
I mean, everybody's got something that maybe they they saw
somehow some way hurt like oh that's sound, And then
you do it. You're like, yeah, like this person says,
in my opinion, sixty nine, ing is the most garbage
position ever created.

Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
Just fun to say. You're you're both too focused on
each other's pleasure to enjoy your own. Nah, No, Girl
on Top sixty nine is a plus. Yeah, I agree for.

Speaker 4 (01:12:30):
Y'all, but I think the girl on Top is very
you know, trying not to squish you and yeah, thinking
about how.

Speaker 6 (01:12:36):
She's not a monster.

Speaker 2 (01:12:37):
Yeah, big back.

Speaker 1 (01:12:40):
I don't know who you're That's.

Speaker 2 (01:12:42):
What I'm saying about.

Speaker 9 (01:12:43):
Yeah, that is true. Morgan's right.

Speaker 1 (01:12:45):
You know, if you're on top, you're just going to
be a little more are You're going? Well, yeah, but
you have to.

Speaker 13 (01:12:51):
Kind of like you're in a more awkward position, right,
guy's just laying there, you are not and have to
be aware of central position.

Speaker 1 (01:12:56):
Blinking a little bit.

Speaker 6 (01:12:57):
Yeah, but you're also do that doggie style.

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:13:03):
Anyway, So okay, so the room's kind of split on
how does that work for you? Can can what you're
going to ask if dudes can do it? Of course
no they're not.

Speaker 2 (01:13:13):
It's against the law off the buildings because you can't
do it in the traditional sense.

Speaker 5 (01:13:19):
What do you mean, because the exact same thing, because
one one person's head is against the bed and if
the other person has their thing.

Speaker 8 (01:13:27):
There like yeah, on their knees though, what do you Yeah,
a lot of sex confuses you.

Speaker 5 (01:13:34):
No, I'm just trying to on earth, would that not
be popped? Like maybe if like you're on a side
by side position on your side, that guy. If a
guy and girl can do it, why couldn't a guy
and guy? Yeah, well there's a rod there, but isn't
that much fun.

Speaker 13 (01:13:48):
But it's the same thing of just on top needs
to be aware of their position, Yeah, the same as
we have room over here on the floor.

Speaker 2 (01:13:56):
The top would like, yeah, would also assist with their
hip through. Okay, how was he? Greg? Let's show him.

Speaker 5 (01:14:09):
What's something that looks sexy in movies but is in
great in real life? Any penetrative sexual act in water, pool,
hot tubs, shower over agreed.

Speaker 2 (01:14:17):
I was going to say bathtub, Yeah, everything anything water.

Speaker 8 (01:14:21):
Last summer at a hotel, I thought, oh, that's the
only time out of ten years, like once every ten years,
I'll take a bath at a hotel because I figured,
you know, big soaker tub, take a bath together.

Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
It was crowded, it was boring.

Speaker 8 (01:14:35):
Uh, and then mariole painted because we were day drinking,
and then it was so damn hot, stood up and
went fainted, like smacked. If you hear the sound of
a body with dead weight onto a tile floor, it
was a panic. Jumped out, almost slipped, and I like lift,

(01:14:58):
I'm like, do I touch him?

Speaker 2 (01:14:59):
Do I not?

Speaker 8 (01:14:59):
Touch them, he breaks his neck. I thought he broke
his back and it was horrendous. Are not sexy? Yeah,
I'm supposed to pass out?

Speaker 5 (01:15:09):
Yeah, I mean you see stuff about, you know, to
always trying to make it really romantic with the candles
around the tub and the whole thing.

Speaker 8 (01:15:16):
And so here's my question. The way that you just
asked the dumbest question in the world. When it's straight
sex guy girl and in the movies the guy like
lifts the woman up off the floor and holds her
up against the wall, is not even remotely possible. Yes,
but I'm sure it's possible. But it's possible. But if

(01:15:39):
you're not as long as you know, with a big
beast right like exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:15:42):
Yeah, yeah, it seems uncomfortable for men to be doing it.

Speaker 7 (01:15:45):
Yes, no, it's possible, but if you're not in shape,
it's not sustainable exactly.

Speaker 8 (01:15:49):
And to put this g rated for the radio insertion
is not as easy as it looks on film. Like,
it's not just like, oh, we're looking at each other's eyes,
we're making out and then lift you up against the
wall and boom, we're doing it.

Speaker 5 (01:16:04):
I mean, like that the way they do it in movies,
it's like ziping. You're in exactly and it's like, nah,
it ticks a little bit more. She's really into you.
It is getting get it andy for you guys. Yeah,
this one says as a guy reverse cowgirl feeling my
dingus is going to snap because the angle just ain't working.

Speaker 2 (01:16:26):
Not so nice.

Speaker 6 (01:16:27):
Yeah, we talked about that that's the most injured sex
position because they tend to lean forward too much and
guys that way.

Speaker 2 (01:16:35):
Yeah, I'll agree on that. Visually, it's stunning. Yeah, I
mean look so cool.

Speaker 5 (01:16:44):
Well yeah, and then yeah, well the person here agrees
with you, Greg, saying you're putting most of your energy
into that instead of the sex itself.

Speaker 2 (01:16:51):
Yeah. You know, Now if you're completely suspending somebody up
out of the air, now there's another thing, like somebody's
up like a against a wall, like maybe you're holding
a leg, or maybe she's sitting on the counter or
or or something or something like that.

Speaker 6 (01:17:03):
If you're holding them, it's they're not moving as much.

Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
It just sounds counter is much better, sounds not relaxing.

Speaker 5 (01:17:08):
Something looks sexy in movies but isn't great in real life.
Sex on the beach.

Speaker 2 (01:17:13):
Yeah, not good. You know what they call sandpaper, sand paper,
like straight up on the sand, no blanket.

Speaker 1 (01:17:20):
Even Still, yeah, the bank is not really everything.

Speaker 2 (01:17:24):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:17:24):
Uh, car sex often turns out to be not as
great as you'd hope agree.

Speaker 1 (01:17:30):
Yeah, I thought that was like a high school thing
to go.

Speaker 6 (01:17:33):
But as far as things that you see in movies,
it's all the time true.

Speaker 5 (01:17:37):
Uh, this is one like I don't even know why
you try this hammock sex getting a hammock alone. We
thought it would be sensual, rhythmic and tropical. It's really
just being like two dolphins awkwardly trapped in a tune
in that.

Speaker 2 (01:17:52):
Yeah. No, No, the way to do it is she's
in the net and you are standing. That's then it
becomes almost like a sex weight exactly, not both at
the same time. Now, what's something that looks sexy in
movies but isn't great in real life? Threesomes are in
my experience, disappointing and fraught with jealousy.

Speaker 1 (01:18:08):
You're losing it must have been a girl typing that.

Speaker 2 (01:18:10):
Yep. Yeah, I mean again, I have regrets for not
not capitalizing. I have the opportunity.

Speaker 4 (01:18:17):
I've never been in one, but I always thought as
a girl, you'd really have to either not know the
people or be so confident and not get jealous, Like
I don't get how emotion cannot be part of it, right,
or you're not like, oh, you're paying attention to this
person too much.

Speaker 5 (01:18:32):
What if you're just like a casual thing, like a
friends with benefits thing with some dude and then just
some other chick is there.

Speaker 4 (01:18:38):
Right, I mean if it's Rando, that's what she's saying. Yeah,
And every of the three times I've had a threesome.

Speaker 2 (01:18:45):
Every single one is either involved, like Morgan is saying,
so you really don't know, or they didn't know me, right,
I knew that I knew one where the two knew
each other really well, but they didn't know me.

Speaker 6 (01:18:58):
And then there was one with some profession so that
doesn't count. There a professional adult, a v and award
winning performers. Yeah, performers.

Speaker 2 (01:19:04):
So that's kind of their business.

Speaker 5 (01:19:06):
Yeah, that's what they do for a living, just another job, professionals. Yeah,
this person says anything incredibly. Bendy is thrilling for a
couple of seconds, but gets uncomfortable pretty fast. The classics
are the classics for a reason. Bendy bendy, Yeah, like
behind your head and shout out bendy.

Speaker 2 (01:19:25):
I would also say, uh, stuff involving like food like
whipped cream or you know like U candles, chocolate, sawces
drizzled like you like, yeah, gets messy cheese, pizza like
a tarp down on the bed. Remember, like you never

(01:19:46):
had some pizza while receiving? What was what was the
what was the move? Friday night Lights or bikini? Yeah,
Varsity Blues.

Speaker 5 (01:19:56):
Okay, so when Varsity Blues came out, there's this whole
thing about, you know, whipped cream.

Speaker 2 (01:20:00):
It's like his whip cream. The whiped cream bikini really
kind of took everybody by wow, okay, got their attention.
And so there was this whole thing about like oh yeah, uh,
you know, incorporating whipped cream like on on the body
and then just like eating it off the other person. Dude,
the body heat with whipped cream is not a good
It like liquefies almost immediately and then it is like

(01:20:23):
gross melty whipped cream. That's why you got to use
like mayo or something. Yeah, yeah, that sounds that sounds
anybody got any other one to add?

Speaker 3 (01:20:34):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:20:34):
I But to answer Menister's question, I've never eaten pizza
while I've done I've never eaten while receiving.

Speaker 2 (01:20:41):
But I've VAPD drank the phone the phone, Yeah, driving
somebody who did that once I was on the phone.
I was on the phone my parents nice, I've probably
done that already on the phone and it's already on
the phone. Yes, okay, yeah, I mean everybody's done that.
But try food, Greg like a lobster to get crazy food. Yeah, Chili.

(01:21:09):
If you guys want to add to the list mile
high clubs on there. That sounds terrible to me high
club because no, it's not. It's terrible because of the
cramp space. Yeah, depending on your jet, my friend. Yeah,
and it means you're not safely seated.

Speaker 5 (01:21:24):
Nis and I were on a plane recently, had the
double aisle, right, and the bathrooms are kind of like
in the middle of the plane. They had some in
the middle, like the middle galloy of gall that's what
you and that's like a handicapped bathroom.

Speaker 2 (01:21:36):
That thing was big. Yeah, should give five people you
want overnight international flights, we could origin there. That's what
that's what you need. That's or a plane that has
the more on it, you know, like you doesn't use
that there? Yeah, all right? More what he shows next?
Hang up? The route was show I'm enemy of English?

(01:22:06):
All right? Following up after the sexy time fun facts
the conversation with Morgan, she was saying that she might
stay sexless now for the rest of her life because man,
who's gonna won her? You know, I mean yeah, yeah, yeah, elderly. Yeah,
but if you are unattractive, you could be living longer.

Speaker 5 (01:22:31):
So bad news for Greg okay, correct, so bad news
for Uggos though, Like this news study says that your
high school yearbook picture could help predict your longevity. So
they study people who graduated back in nineteen fifty seven.

Speaker 2 (01:22:49):
It's really not that ald. They monitor them into old age,
and the.

Speaker 5 (01:22:52):
Uggos students who were considered unattractive at a higher mortality
rate than those with average and high attractiveness by like
almost seventeen percent more. But there's no difference between average
looking people and attractive people.

Speaker 2 (01:23:07):
I wonder who is the judge of that, though.

Speaker 1 (01:23:09):
Right, And imagine you live longer because you're ugly. Doesn't
that suck?

Speaker 2 (01:23:13):
Like bad quality of life longer, misery longer?

Speaker 1 (01:23:17):
Don't you know that?

Speaker 3 (01:23:18):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:23:20):
Yeah? Want to be gone. It would be better for society. Yeah,
I thought about that. I thought, like, you know, how
would my life be different if I was like an attractive.

Speaker 4 (01:23:30):
Guy right or even no, you know what I mean?
Confident in your looks? Yeah, life would be It's one.

Speaker 5 (01:23:36):
Thing to be confident your looks and your ugly. It's
like these people who are confident they're weight, they're huge. Yeah,
that's like take lizo right way.

Speaker 2 (01:23:43):
You won't.

Speaker 6 (01:23:43):
You won't care that you're disgusting, right.

Speaker 5 (01:23:45):
I'm saying, But like I wonder, as a guy, how
different my life would be if I was like an
attractive person right right?

Speaker 2 (01:23:54):
Like it doors open up, you can, you know, figuratively
literally if you're a you could be hosted or show. Yeah, yeah,
like what would like yeah, like what would that be like?
Would be crazy? Tell us about a Greg or what
about a grandpa? What would it be like to just
be like rapped and thin? You know, have a V

(01:24:14):
Yeah you're thin, No he's not, he's not the V
point yet like pounds away from it all that that's like,
that is Greg's dream wants the V like the pub V. Yeah,
I used to have.

Speaker 1 (01:24:28):
You used to one.

Speaker 2 (01:24:29):
Then it's the Penis pointers. Yeah, yeah, that's right. Do
you have any high school photos you can? Morgan can
Joe too. I probably have one when I met Mario.

Speaker 8 (01:24:39):
We uh send each other photos and I think if
memory serves, which usually does it? I think I had
on uh like what they used to call wife beater
and jeans, and it was I was kind of I
had my hands in my pocket, so the jeans were
kind of pulled down a bit and you can totally.

Speaker 2 (01:24:57):
If I could find that photo more.

Speaker 8 (01:25:00):
The show time, yeah, akah, And I was mega depressed,
so I was so skinny smoking. I was like a
total that for the Instagram page because our uggie phases
aren't getting more followers.

Speaker 2 (01:25:19):
Woodie and it's with the text over to two to
nine eighty seven, will be right back. Wood Show.

Speaker 5 (01:25:29):
Just another reminder that Menace Tomorrow one to three pm.
He's gonna be at fab let X, Yes at the
Glendale Galleria right next to Macy's. He's gonna have a
bunch of theme park tickets to give away, concert tickets,
gift cards, some Woody.

Speaker 2 (01:25:43):
Show merch and more. It's tomorrow with Little Buddy. That's
the That's the so Cal Community calendar, right there. I know,
come hang out.

Speaker 5 (01:25:51):
I want to go see Menace. He'll be at fab
LETICX tomorrow from one to three at the Glendale Galleria.
What's your favorite place to eat there? Menace at Glendale Galleria?

Speaker 2 (01:25:58):
Oh, I mean they do.

Speaker 7 (01:26:00):
You have a Kua Sushi there, but they also got
to be they also have a Denti funk there.

Speaker 2 (01:26:06):
It's really come up. I'll go to Denti. Yeah, I know.
But Greg just went, was it last weekend? Yeah? He
went with his partner Mario and combined for the two
of them, they got eight plates. What was that the
appetizer They charged you by the plate. It's just like
a couple of little pieces.

Speaker 8 (01:26:27):
So between the two of them, we did get a
special order of like potstickers or something like that.

Speaker 2 (01:26:31):
That's like, huh okay, love that place. Oh man medicine.
I went and dude, we pilot up place. Yeah. Oh yeah.
They had to go that's very easy and wash more plates.
So then Greg had those those plates and it wasn't
just eight for Greg, it was four split between the two.
And then the next day, what did you say, you

(01:26:53):
hit one thing all day.

Speaker 8 (01:26:54):
Long and it was it was half a sweet potato
and a little bit of peace God, because I felt
guilty in Printon.

Speaker 2 (01:27:00):
That's so funny. Are you in Guatamo or are you
are you yeah? In in cubes? Whatever it's called. Is
the Woody Show. It's the Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (01:27:19):
All right, Welcome back, everybody. It is Friday morning, really
getting into another weekend. Phones open eight seven seven forty
four Woody text us over to two to nine eight seven.
We got the birthdays and the Porno birthday coming here
in just a couple of minutes. A couple of entertainment

(01:27:42):
things for you. Uh So, Keith Urban bought Nicole Kidman
the Lamborghini suv, but she.

Speaker 2 (01:27:50):
Refuses to drive it. I'll take it.

Speaker 5 (01:27:52):
She prefers her Subaru, so she drives that. And now
he is quote stuck driving the Lambeau.

Speaker 2 (01:28:00):
Poor at menace on Instagram. I'll take it off your hands.

Speaker 8 (01:28:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:28:05):
Well, did you see they gave somebody gave Trump cyber
truck lucky. I was all wrapped like a flag. And
do you think he's ever gonna like, no, he.

Speaker 2 (01:28:18):
Drove a car. Personally, I thought about that. I'm like, wow, yeah,
I'm sure he'll do a photo op with it or something.
Oh yeah, but he's not gonna He's gonna keep it right.

Speaker 6 (01:28:26):
I saw the really good idea for how to wrap
cyber trucks like a Tron light cycle. You gotta get
led strips on.

Speaker 2 (01:28:36):
Maybe I'll just give it to his son, all right?
Who said it? Quote? If I wasn't a musician, I'd
be a virgin? Was it Lenny Kravitz, Ed Sheeran, John
bond Jovi or Jene Simmons from Kiss and.

Speaker 1 (01:28:51):
Got to Be look at it?

Speaker 6 (01:28:53):
Well, it makes sense for Ed Sheeran, But then.

Speaker 2 (01:28:56):
Right away, probably throwing off prick question all of the
above the above, the correct answer is bon Jovi. Correct
answer is Ed Sharon Gene Simmons. I mean Gene Simmons
is the most obvious answer, but I'm saying bon Jovi.
I think the most obvious answer would be Ed she
Sharon out of that one, Well, you don't don't think
that Ed Shearan's hotter than Gene Simmons.

Speaker 1 (01:29:19):
Ed Cheron looks special.

Speaker 9 (01:29:21):
No, he's more attractive.

Speaker 2 (01:29:24):
He's glowing up. Sure, Okay Simmons f Mary kill, Ed Sheeran,
bon Jovi, Gene Simmons.

Speaker 6 (01:29:34):
But in their height like Greg just second, bon Jovi's
old now.

Speaker 5 (01:29:37):
To all of them, all of them there, prime f
Mary kill, Ed Sheeran, bon Jovi, Gene Simmons, Glenn Simmons.

Speaker 2 (01:29:46):
Gens Glenn Simmons. Look, Gene Simmons was not hot. Let
me look many Yeah, but he's like a rocker dude.
And yeah, Greg, what would you say, f Mary killed
for those Let's say I will.

Speaker 8 (01:30:05):
Hmmm, I'll kill Gene Simmons, Yeah, I will bon Jovi
in his day and then Mary.

Speaker 6 (01:30:13):
Uh, that's the obvious answer because bon Jovi back in
the day was pretty much a woman, right the hair.

Speaker 1 (01:30:21):
He doesn't look bad now.

Speaker 5 (01:30:22):
I almost thinking Gene Simmons is the most annoying out
of those three people. Yeah he is, you know, like
I think he's just be insufferable.

Speaker 2 (01:30:29):
Uh. And then Ed Sheeran just seems like a real sweetie.
So like he's more marriage material, you know for sure,
and his.

Speaker 1 (01:30:35):
Songs and everything.

Speaker 9 (01:30:36):
You want to marry that guy?

Speaker 2 (01:30:37):
Yeah, yeah, is that your same order?

Speaker 12 (01:30:39):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:30:41):
Yeah. And Gene Simmons young just looks like Gene Simmons,
that's true, Yeah, getting different. He was like a younger
Gene Simmons. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:30:50):
Yeah, he's gross, all right, So this other thing I
wanted to bring up is something I know Menace watched
the New Roadhouse, the remake of Roadhouse.

Speaker 6 (01:30:59):
Who's if they were in a band they couldn't get laid,
would they be a virgin?

Speaker 5 (01:31:02):
I'm sorry, ed Shearon, Sorry, he's right, ed Shearon. You'repp
who had someone hook his Nintendo switch up to the
big screen of the stadium so he could play Pokemon
Stadium before a gig.

Speaker 2 (01:31:15):
And so he's like saying that he was he's a nerd.
He's like, if I wasn't a musician to be a virgin.

Speaker 5 (01:31:22):
But I mean, I mean, I think going back to like,
let's say he wasn't a musician, he just looked the
way that he looked, right, Like, what about that?

Speaker 2 (01:31:28):
Who's that other guy? Looks like Lewis? Lewis, he's a guy.
Where's the helmet? Ed Shearon? In a blender at a buffet.

Speaker 1 (01:31:41):
He makes jokes about how he looks, so they have
to he hasn't blown up by now.

Speaker 9 (01:31:47):
I don't even know that being a musician gets.

Speaker 2 (01:31:49):
Lewis told you, Sammy saying the truth.

Speaker 5 (01:31:58):
Yeah, so the Roadhouse thing, Yeah, the director of the
remake is upset because fifty million, five zero fifty million
people streamed it and he and Jake Jillenhall didn't see
a dime from.

Speaker 7 (01:32:11):
That, Yeah, because it was supposed to be actually a
theater release and then he got really about her when
it was going straight to streaming by right, So yeah,
so he probably didn't get any back end because it
went to streaming.

Speaker 5 (01:32:24):
And also didn't they pay him to do the movie? Yeah,
but I'm or was the whole like the whole thing paid.

Speaker 7 (01:32:30):
This is what happened with what's her name with Black
Widow Is because of the pandemic, it went to streaming,
and Scarlett Johanson didn't get any back end because.

Speaker 2 (01:32:41):
It didn't go in the theater. So then she they
paid her whatever was to film the movie and no
bonus was to I'm trying to understand.

Speaker 7 (01:32:47):
So like, yeah, they paid her to do the movie, obviously, gotcha,
but the contract was to get back end, right. Then
you don't get that back end, So that's why they're
but hurt by.

Speaker 6 (01:32:57):
It, right, And also fifty million people would not have
gone to see Roadhouse in the.

Speaker 2 (01:33:01):
Way that movie was.

Speaker 5 (01:33:03):
Yeah, it was shut up. We did have a question
for Menace. Menace I want to know if you've been
watching Surreal Life.

Speaker 6 (01:33:10):
Yes, everyone, okay, this is how are you watching it?
Because I can't find it anywhere because it is it's
not on Paramount.

Speaker 2 (01:33:19):
What happened my watching? It is on the Lifetime app,
isn't it. I don't think so. Oh no, that's what
I'm watching.

Speaker 7 (01:33:25):
I'm watching h Gypsy Rose is on the Lifetime okay, yeah,
but where.

Speaker 2 (01:33:31):
Am I watching? I think it's on Hulu.

Speaker 1 (01:33:33):
I did Prime Prime?

Speaker 2 (01:33:36):
No, have you watched it? I have watched it. I've
watched all that, but it's out. But I was trying.
I don't remember what I watched it on it? Which
is what based on YouTube TV? Maybe maybe it.

Speaker 1 (01:33:46):
Says Amazon's channel.

Speaker 2 (01:33:48):
What's your review? I love it. They're in Colombia, so
you have what excuse me? She's looking at the wrong one. Okay, yeah,
she's looking at the all the one.

Speaker 1 (01:34:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:34:01):
So they're in Columbia. Kim zolzacs on there? Which sea Bass?
Didn't you like hook up with it or something?

Speaker 6 (01:34:07):
I I followed Kim Zolciak back to my friend's house
to videotape Heer and him making out in the front
of his SUV. They knew this and and try to
sell it to TMZ, but but they said it was
too dark and blurry.

Speaker 2 (01:34:20):
Okay, So anyway, so I'm burying the lead because yes,
Chat Hanks, Tom Hanks's son v H one is it's
gotta be twenty twenty four Villa of Secrets, Okay, yeah, okay,
and then chans so yeah, ot Gens is on it.
I'm in love with the Cocoa guy, Johnny Weir's on it.
Hell yeah, Greg and Macy Gray. Yeah. So yeah, it's

(01:34:43):
a Paramount plus. I don't think so.

Speaker 6 (01:34:45):
It says right here, that's the old one.

Speaker 2 (01:34:47):
Direct now it's.

Speaker 9 (01:34:49):
Twenty twenty two to twenty twenty four, is paramount is?

Speaker 8 (01:34:52):
Where can I watch th Real Left twenty twenty four?
And that says direct to the Paramount plus Roku channel?

Speaker 6 (01:34:57):
Thank you guys, the video road And I've looked at
all this stuff.

Speaker 9 (01:35:01):
Yeah, but I did click on it and in saying
only twenty twenty two for Paramount plus.

Speaker 2 (01:35:06):
Centence runman, Right, that's the old one. Why are we
arguing about that? Because we're trying to watch satellite. You
can watch the show live or on demand. You can
buy it Filo free. Trust that's it Filo. That's where
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as Direct TV stream, Fubo TV, Filo, Hulu Plus Live TV,

(01:35:29):
which all offer free trust Okay, So, or you can
buy episodes on Amazon. Yes, you could buy it and should.

Speaker 7 (01:35:38):
As we already know this, Ched Hanks is actually the
coolest one. He seems the most down to earth out
of all of them. To be honest, He's very honest
with himself and like he was he was trying to say, like, hey, yeah,
you would think that I would think that I'm the
ish because I'm Tom Hanks's son, but actually that.

Speaker 2 (01:35:56):
Makes you yeah, no, no, no, just make me awesome.

Speaker 7 (01:36:00):
You would think that because of other celebrity children. But no,
he goes, I absolutely feel worthless. I felt like garbage.

Speaker 2 (01:36:08):
And he also revealed that he was sent off the
boot camp when he was a junior in high school
and he was gone for like a really long time.
He said, within the first month he was begging his
parents to go back, and he said, I'll be good,
I'll be good. But the people at the camp are
like every kid says that Tom has listen. Okay, the

(01:36:28):
important question is is he shirtless in the show?

Speaker 3 (01:36:30):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:36:31):
Shirtless a lot. But then Kim Zoziak didn't know who
he was. Kim Zoza, by the way, she's from Real
Housewives Atlanta. She also had her own TV show. But
then she didn't know who he was, and then she
facetimed her daughter, and then the daughter told her and
then Kim started like trying to hook up with them.

Speaker 2 (01:36:52):
So this was they filmed this now they filmed it recently, right, Yeah?
Because when did he quit doing cocaine chet haanks chat. Yeah,
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (01:37:02):
Yeah, because check come back to the as.

Speaker 2 (01:37:06):
I will talk for your birthdays and your porn of
birthday show. We're gonna it's shivery. We're gonna sit like
it's shy, and you know, we don't do all right,
starting with the Friday celebrity birthdays. Happy birthday to Dion Sanders.
He's still the only guy who have played in a

(01:37:27):
World Series and a Super Bowl. Pretty awesome? Is that show?
Like Coach Prime? Is that still unt know? Is that
going to be a thing again this year?

Speaker 3 (01:37:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:37:36):
Because it was a big deal. I was like, oh yeah, yeah,
they didn't do so hot. Yeah. Deon Sanders is fifty seven.

Speaker 5 (01:37:42):
Sam Elliott, who was Wade Garrett and Roadhouse, The o
g Virgil IRP and Tombstone Virgil. He was the stranger
in The Big Lebowski and Shares biker boyfriend.

Speaker 2 (01:37:52):
Gar in Mask, the Guy the Jacked Up Face. Yep.

Speaker 5 (01:37:56):
Sam Elliott's eighty years old. Moti Blage Hoda Cobb is
on The Today Show How.

Speaker 2 (01:38:03):
He's sixty years old Today, Cottbae cockber Hoda cockbe Cottby
cot By.

Speaker 5 (01:38:11):
Amanda Beers, who is Marcy Darcy on Married with Children.
She's sixty six. Anna Kendrick Starr the Pitch Perfect Movies.
She also did the voice of Poppy and the Trolls movies.
She's thirty nine. Julian Anderson, Agent Scully on The X
Files is fifty six. Thomas Lennon Lieutenant Jim Dangle on
Reno nine one one fifty four Today, Jessica Capshaw, doctor

(01:38:33):
Arizona Robbins on Gray's Anatomy and is also like I
want to say, like Steven Spielberg's niece or really, oh
maybe wait, look of her relation to h He's married
Apshaw Saw Capshaw something Steven Spielberg. Yeah, maybe maybe it's
his stepdaughter.

Speaker 2 (01:38:49):
I can't remember.

Speaker 7 (01:38:50):
She's looking up the other day on the show that
it's pitch Perfect, not pitcher Perfect, not pick.

Speaker 2 (01:38:57):
Pitcher Perfect, a movie about singing called pitch Perfect. How weird.

Speaker 9 (01:39:00):
Yeah, yeah, he is her stepdad.

Speaker 2 (01:39:02):
Oh cool, that's a cool.

Speaker 3 (01:39:05):
Wow.

Speaker 2 (01:39:05):
You lucked out in the step parent Olympics. I wonder
how she got into the industry.

Speaker 5 (01:39:10):
Kevin McKidd doctor Owen Hunt on Gray's Anatomy. Also, if
you're a Call of Duty fan, you'll know his voice.
He's fifty one and Bill Scarsguard, Penny Wise, The Clown
and the remake, The Shawshank Prisoner, and Castle Rock. He
was also in some other thing called Hemlock Grove. He's
thirty four Bill Scarsguard is today your porn old Birthday
is Lily Starfire and she has spent more time on

(01:39:33):
her knees than a carpet installer. Ninety one fine films,
including thirty four Double D's Meets twelve Inch.

Speaker 2 (01:39:41):
She was in Lily's Husband Gives Her a White Christmas
All Right. She was also in Pile Drived by Her
Big Boobs, Breast Worship Volume seven. She was in Who
Can Hump Their Pillow? The Longest Volume one Fine, And
she was also in Squirt, Shout and Let It All Out.

Speaker 5 (01:40:00):
That's a Lily Starfire who's twenty three years old today?
And that is your porn of birthday, your celebrity birthdays
and that little Friday. Look at what's happening around the
world of entertainment. You're on The Woody Show. We're gonna
take a quick break more Friday. Woody Show is next.

Speaker 2 (01:40:15):
Hang on back in the bit Buila wouldn't approve the
Woody Show. Well, that's gonna do it for this hour.
That's gonna do it for today's show. That's gonna do
it for the week everybody time to weekend. Let's do it.
Hell yes, yeah, let's do it all. I tell you

(01:40:35):
really quickly so that we can leave where you can
find on the full show podcast Today, Woody Show, Olympics
Week number two, The Hot nog Relay, So much fun.
There'll be some video on that. It's up on our
social media's and on our YouTube page YouTube dot com
slash The Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (01:40:53):
Also today the Friday Fail Stories. I mean, there's just
a bunch of stuff on there.

Speaker 2 (01:40:56):
So you don't have to do Just hit up the
woodieshow dot com and check out the full show podcast
coming up on Monday. Our friend Gina grad will be here.
Oh good, so she'll be sitting in with us.

Speaker 5 (01:41:07):
For the weekend cheers and jeers and then also some
hypothetical questions. Greg's been dying to do this Hypothetical questions
with Greg and Morgan.

Speaker 2 (01:41:17):
Yeah, exactly. I love these so yeah, individually, it'd be
kind of interesting to see what each one of them
come up with. But when they put their two heads together,
look at those two together. Very interesting. So that and
a whole bunch of other stuff Monday on the show.
Anything you got for us in the meantime over the weekend,
leave on the after hours voicemail eight seven seven forty
four Woodie. Maybe it's whatever is happening drunk style voicemail.

(01:41:39):
Or you're listening to the podcast getting caught up and
you have a topic that you want to chime in on.
That's great. You can also find us on social media
the social media platform of your choice at the Woody Show. Yeah,
that's all I've got, Menace, Sea Bass, Sammy, anything you
like to add, No, all right, Greg Gory parting words
of wisdom please. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:41:59):
Doctors say that read to about six glasses of wine
per night greatly reduces your risk of given enough. Friday
has that same effect. I know we hit Friday about
the nine o'clock hour on this show.

Speaker 2 (01:42:13):
He's like, deuces, Yeah right, so true. Yeah all right, well,
thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much
for giving the show some of your valuable time this week.
You know we'd love it to appreciate you for that.
The rest of you guys could suck it. We'll catch
you back here on Monday. Have a great weekend, SMD
double m Great Friday, Mother,