The Woody Show December 1st 2023 Podcast

Friday Fail Stories, The DUI-Q, Nerdin' Out, Guess Whose Gas & More!

Episode Transcript

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Speaker's due to the graphic nature ofthis program. Listener discretion is advice.
That's not the Woody Show. Ibelieve this is the Woody Show. Insensitivity

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Training class is now in session.A good morning everybody. Okay that we

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have turned the page. It's abrand new month. It is December the
first, twenty twenty three, andyou guys don't look now, but today
is Friday, is the headline.Yeah, in the final month of the
slowest year for Raby. Great weekendis upon us. Thank you for being

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here, everybody. I'm bording that'sRaby. We got Greg Gory, manes,
good more to you, Good morningmoney, there's a sea bass,
You've got Sammy Morton, Caroline arehere, Morgan's here, Vonn's here.
It is Friday, espially a Fridayand once again another Friday action packed on

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the schedule with not one but twodumb ass contests for you today. Of
course we're gonna have the d uyQ because that's how we do on Friday,
but also radio's most immature game,Greg Gory. Guess who's goad?
Played that for four hours in arow like Yeah, bro, Morning Friday

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Stories. Ravei'es nerding out some ofthe trending news headlines and more for you
here on this Friday on the WoodyShow, phones are open eight seven seven
forty four. Woody looking for yourFriday check ins on the text over to
two to nine eighty seven. Tellus who you are, where around town?
You're listening to the Woody Show thismorning. Anything you got going on
this weekend? Something exciting? Maybemaybe nothing at all that sounds exciting to

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me, nice chill weekend. Whateveryou got someone something you'd like to have
just mentioned? Put it all inthat text over to two two nine eight
seven. Well, this was theweek it's the annual thing, and I'm
not getting into the whole thing.I'm just letting you know if you're interested,
it's out there. The true costof the twelve Days of Christmas for
twenty twenty three. Oh okay,you need to buy a billion birds that
comes out every year along with thewhole thing we talk about. You know

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how much a stay at home momwould make in salary if she got paid
for all the jobs that she does. A trillion dollars right, exactly worth
it? Yeah, But like youknow, who's out there pricing turtle doves
and stuff. Yeah, who right, giesa lang? Yeah, how do
you price out? And made ofmilking? Yeah, and you know people,
because that's milking cows, right,maids of milking. Yeah, well

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the maid's milk. So whatever thatcosts, right, like a farm hand
may buy drummers drumming. H yeah, if you're interested, it's out there.
This was the week that it cameout. Okay, So you don't
even have the price for us.You're just telling me out here, all
right, you're you're the one whois. I just want to know the
total costs, all right. Thetotal cost is let's play prices, right,
oh alright? Two hundred and eleventhousand, okay, is because there

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are five golden rings in there.Oh yeah, yeah, I'll say one
seventy five O see me, I'mgoing way higher, like five hundred thousand
SeaBASS? Do you already know?Ninety five? Okay? You uh,
the it would go. You've alloverbid Lowdney five thousand, forty six seven

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and twenty nine dollars and eighty sixcents. They have five golden rings valued
at twelve hundred dollars. Well,diamonds up in there, I guess yeah,
yeah, all right, turn yourfinger green. Probably middle of them
all stuff, let's buy all ofit. Yeah, I would love a
ton of birds around. Here's somethingthat you'll find fun funny. Okay.

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The Supreme Court of Ohio just suspendedthis criminal defense attorney for one year because
he threw a Pringles can filled withhis own poop into the parking lot of
the county's Crime Victim Advocacy Center.Oh my god, name's Jack Blakesley.
I know. He claimed that hewas not targeting anyone with his antics,

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but had a habit of placing hiswaist in Pringles cans and then randomly throwing
them from his cars he traveled downthe road. They call this trucker bombs
too. Yeah, jug yeah,pe yeah, this is this is a
whole new level anti tech missile dude. I got you, well, I

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mean, way to go. It'sgotta be awkward, yeah right yeah yeah,
Like, are you like bending yourhead around to kind of see if
you're like on target. I didsee this new thing online though, of
it's a new pea bucket for truckers. I like, yeah, there's truck
stops. Yeah, I get grossedout by you know that kind of stuff.

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The idea that you know that peoplethrowing these urine bombs and stuff out.
This guy, what's the commercial Iwas talking about? Uh, like
it keeps popping up on TV whilewe're here in the studio of the morning.
Oh I know what it is.Oh yeah, yeah, but it's
it's like it's not the diaper.They call it like adult underwear for you
know, basically like leakage. Yeah, and it's like they show like,

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oh god, they show bodies wearingone. Yeah, but then they show
that whole thing where they do thesame thing with the baby diaper commercials liquid
into it or whatever. All right, well it's like a gel of the
like, yes, absorbs it.Yeah, he smells it hopefully hot.

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Anyway, They said that he chosethat parking lot as his quote drop zone
to get a thrill from pranking victimadvocates who he admittedly had known for years,
in whom he would most likely beseeing in court fifteen minutes later.
Haha, and just dropped the pringlescan full of cockasis. Does he think
they're going to open it? Andthat's what you want to think and the
snake will jump out one of thoseold gags, you know, and that's

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who you want to target, victim'sadvocates. I guess when you're a defense
attorney, right, jerk. Anotherweird crime story in the news. There's
been a lot of that this weekbecause again people like to ask us if
we ever run out of stuff totalk about. The answer is no,
we got that guy out camp.Also, this guy Missouri, he was
caught speeding and he was hauling ahouse behind his truck. He was driving

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his truck. He's pulling his seventyfoot long trailer style house. Damn okay,
So the cops try to pull themover. He wouldn't stop. So
now to chase with towing a house. They even try to use the stop
sticks, but they didn't work.And one thing I didn't realize about these
stop sticks. I was watching oneof those like crime shows. Yeah,
and uh they said, oh,you know, when you use these stopsticks,

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it pierces the tire, but itdoesn't like blow them out right away.
You still have to chase them fora while because the air is kind
of slowly being released from the tires. It's not like they just blow them
up like they get shredded. Themedia. Yeah, it's not gets shredded.
Immediately. Yeah, it's like drivingdriving over like you know those things
you see like in a parking garagesome time back up. Yeah, yeah,
like the rental car return freaked meout like that. Anyway, he

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was arrested, taking the jail.No other details though, like why he
ran, don't know if he wasdrunk or high. Nothing else known about
this guy. Was this lethal weaponwhere they were fighting inside the Yeah.
Uh. There's also a story aboutthe salad chain Chopped. I don't know
if you've ever seen one of thoseplaces. No, yes, they've got
about eighty locations around the country.They could go in there and you get
to pick out what kind of lettucedo you want, what kind of you
know, fix whatever you want it. You can eat place. No no,

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no, no, sounds cheap,and it's real cheap. It's not
cheap. That's what I'm saying.It's like that doctor Rick commercial where they're
trying to order salads at that oneplace and like at the end they tell
him it's like nineteen right, He'slike, no, I'm just paying for
my own yeah, exactly. Well. Chopped the salad place being sued by
this woman in Connecticut who says thatshe was eating her salad, having a

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great day, when she started chewingon something weird and eventually realized that she
had been gnawing on a part ofsomebody's finger, a human And according to
the lawsuit, she's not making itup. Because the manager of the store
was chopping arugula lopped off a partof her index finger had to be rushed
to the er, but the storestayed open and they still serve some of

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the lettuce that she had been prepping. Oh my god, why wouldn't you
just throw that right out? HGod, that's gross. I didn't say
how much he's suing for. Ithappened earlier this year, and her lawyer
claims that his client has been dealingwith stress, anxiety, and panic attacks
since it happened. I mean,I don't know. I don't not believe
her. I wouldn't think about thatconstantly. I found a pen cap and

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some soup at one of those allyou can eat salad places, and I
was chewing, chewing chewink and itwas clam chowder. Minute. Yeah,
I thought this is a chewy clam. Chewed it forever and then finally took
it out of my mouth and itwas a pen cap. The manager didn't
believe me, you know, hardyou planned to convince somebody that you didn't
put something in there. Well,ever since that the person faked the whole

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finger and the Wendy's chili. Yeah, she ruined it for everybody. I
showed you, guys, and Iwon't mention when, when, where,
or how this happened, but Ishowed you that that metal bolt that I
found in it, right, yeah, like a rice bowl thing. Yeah,
that's crazy. Yeah, I meanit does happen. I mean it
does happen. But yeah, man, I mean they obviously got receipts if
she went to the hospital, right, true, you know, Yeah,
alright, we're gonna take a quickbreak. We're gonna come back. We

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got some more Friday Woody Show foryou next. If you want to be
part of eight seven seven forty fourWoody or hit us up on that text
over to two two nine eight sevenThe Woody Show. We'll be back in
a second. Hey, what's upeverybody. I hope you're enjoying The Woody
Show podcast. Hang out with myselfMenace in Palmdale at Raising Canes the grand
Opening. We have a ton ofgiveaways. Come hang out with me from

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three to five pm in Palmdale.Tuesday, December fifth, again from three
to five pm. I'm gonna havetheme part ticket giveaways, I'm gonna have
concert giveaways, and I'm gonna haveWoody Show merch again. Hang out with
me Racing Canes, Palmdale. I'llsee you there. It's another new hour.
I've been sensitivity training for the politicallycorrect world the first of December nine,

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but not the last of December.It just started. You guys right,
it's a twenty twenty three. It'sthe Woody Show. That's Ramy,
there's Greg GORYA good morning, Menaceis here? What is that Woody?
We got Sea Bass, We've gotSammy, there's Bored, there's Airline.
We've got Morgan here. Vonsie,our video producer. Phones are open for
you at eight seven seven. Youcan hit us up with a text Friday

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check ins. Please do let usknow that you're out there. It's got
this text from the six to one. Oh y'all are out of pocket this
morning and I literally wow, ohjaliterally, Well it's at Friday Vibe.
You know you can't bring us downon a Friday. No, Yeah,
So we got let's see d uy Q want to fore you this hour,
give you a chance to win somethinghere with the Dumbass contest, So

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we'll do that. And of coursewe got the Friday Fail stories. And
the singing of the Friday Fails songwas just recently captured and put on one
of our in studio videos, andpeople like I've always wondered what it looked
like. Oh yeah, I'm sureit looks for real good. I tell
you. People are impressed, really, I mean for what it is,
for what it is. All right, here we go Friday morning, laden

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having boys and girls time for yourFriday Fail stories. All these people thought
they had the perfect plan, theplanet could never go wrong. But then
somewhere along the line it went frombeing a great idea the one big stink
in Mega uber ultra Pretty good,I look at it. It's great on

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ours curve. You know, Menasis fighting a kidney stone. I know,
I'm saying, like Samy doesn't singMenas is fighting a kidney stone,
so uh, and SeaBASS of coursedoesn't participate. Of course, too good
for that. But what does thathave to do with us singing vail?
Well, there's only three of them. Yeah right, I wondered where you

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were going. Yeah, it's nota it's not a team effort as much
as it used to be. Yeah, it's all on our backs. See.
Yeah, we've cut out the wait, we know what it's like.
Starting with this story, there's aplace in Saint Louis called the Medium Security
Institution, which used to be acity jail. It was shut down last

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year. It's sat empty ever since, and these three guys decided that would
be a good idea to break intothe place. It sounds like they were
messing around. It didn't say buta lot of people will do that.
Yeah they'll yeah, just out ofcuriosity. But they accidentally locked themselves in
one of the jail cells. OhI saw that, and so they couldn't
get out. They had to callnine to one one. The police show

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up to rescue them from the celland then arrest of them for trespassing.
The cops are still investigating what theguys did. There could be additional charges,
you know, there's property damage,burglary, stealing. They were like,
you know, making their way throughthis place, but idiots, Wow,
I would panic. Yeah, imagineif they didn't have cell service.

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Oh, yeah, because they'd probablybe dead. Oh yeah, all that
concrete and stuff like getting the signalout of there. Yeah, freak out.
Yeah. So there's this British Ultramarathon runner, Josiah Zakerjuski yes bless
you, Yeah, who has beenslapped with a one year ban by a
disciplinary panel. It seems like oldJosiah here was busted using a car to

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ride along part of the fifty milerace, then still have the nerve to
accept a trophy for her third placefinish, a pure they admitted to high
in the car, telling the marshalsthat she was injured and no longer competing,
but like, it didn't stop youfrom accepting the trophy? Yeah.

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Yeah. She blamed it on notbeing able to think straight, having just
arrived on a flight from Australia.How's your pie the night before? Yeah,
dumbass, Yeah yeah, I wasplaying so my brain didn't work and
I got the car during a raise. This next door, his mother in
Florida, fell asleep on the couchin her living room. She was startled
awake by someone in the kitchen,and so she automatically just assumed it was

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an intruder in her house. Okay, So she grabbed the gun in her
purse, went into the kitchen tocheck it out, and as soon as
she walked into the kitchen, shewas caught off guard by this guy walking
out. So she fired two shots. One bullet hits the guy right in
the leg. Turns out it wasjust her son getting some snacks. Yeah,

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you don't live alone. You heara noise, right, yeah?
Yeah, So yeah, he wastaking to the hospital with non life threatening
injuries and police plus of course theFlorida depart but of children family, they
are investigating the incident. I was, that's not the that's not the person
that shouldn't I just got off aflight. Yeah exactly. A man in

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Phoenix was trying to break into someone'shouse and he thought, hey, just
like so many idiots before him,using the chimney would be a great way
to do this. So the firstthing I thought is, you know people
in Phoenix have chimneys. Yeah,that's a good point. Well, they
guess everybody. Yeah, winters,Yeah, we desert. It's cold at
night. I just feel like,you know, right in the dead of

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winter, like you're looking at thatnational map and it's like Phoenix one hundred
and two, right with the nighttimenight it's and he got to start a
fie in the woodburnning stall. Keepeverybody won tonight is in the forties,
Oh wow, Yeah, what's thehigh? And then what's the high today?
Sixty nine? Oh yeah yeah,perfect day's kidding out Sunday whatever anyway,

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so uh, yeah, the homeownersthey heard this guy in the chimney.
They called nine to one to one. Uh. The homeowner says that
they that the guy knew them,but unclear what their relationship was. Also
no word on why he was tryingto break in, but he had to
be fished out by the fire departmentand once he was out of there,
he was taken directly to of coursefailed jail man. It's the same,

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perfect excuse for me. I wasgoing to bring them presents. Yeah right,
I was trying to surprise. Iwasn't I was giving Yeah. And
finally, my favorite story of theweek, A cop in California noticed this
car driving around with a fake licenseplate. It's about one o'clock in the
morning, so they pull him overand uh. When the officer looked at

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the plate closer, they could tellit was obviously drawn by hand on,
just a regular white piece of papertaped onto the car with black duct tape.
There was even a fake expiration stickerthat they had drawn on there too.
Okay, the officer looked up theinfo on the vehicle discovered it was
reported from a nearby city, sohe rested the driver on two charges,

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took them to jail, and thatenough is enough for a fail. But
one of my other favorite parts ofthis story is that fake expiration sticker that
they drew on there. It wasa date that was already expired. They'll
never notice the difference. Well,those are your Friday fail stories, everybody.

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We're gonna take a quick break andthen we come back for the break.
See Bass has another drunk for usfor a round of today's dumbass contests.
In fact, we got two dumbass contests. One this hour the
Duyq, which is next, andthe next hour Radio's most immature game Guess
Who's gasp. Yeah, so wegot that coming up. You want to
be a contestant for the Duyq.Phones are open. We just cleared them

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out. It was a call iteight seven seven forty four, Woody,
that's eight seven seven forty four.Woody Show. It's a Friday morn and
it's time for today's dumb ass contest. And today's dumb ass contest is the
du IQ. Yeah, do youwant you give me a chance to win

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a prize? Phones open eight sevenseven four. What are looking for a
contestant? And uh, we're gettingthat person set up here. Sea Bass
wants you to explain the game toeverybody. Please. I find someone out
in the wild who's nice and drunk, and I ask them just the most
spectacularly easy trivia questions you could imagine. But the game of the DUIQ is
will the drunk person be so drunkthey won't know the answer? And if
you can guess whether they know theanswer two times out of three, you

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win the game. All right,let's go to Brittany. Hey, good
morning, Brittany, Brittany, goodmorning, good morning. Alright, so
you are going to be our contestanthere for the d u i Q.
Sea Bass. Just explain the waythe game works now before we get to
those questions account towards you winning aprize or not, We're gonna get to
know the drunk a little bit better. This way, you have a better
idea, Just with it or notwith it? They are? And who

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do we have today? Sea bass? This is Julian as you can tell
her to be able to tell.He's a very smooth dude. Yeah,
you know, and he's out there. It's a smooth operator. He's a
smooth operator, smoothly picking up chicks. So what are you drinking tonight?
Uh? Bumba jin jim. Yeah, he mixed that with a thing or
no, no, no, no, it's pretty hard cordious. Oh my,

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guys of fund my white accident.Julian, I'm actually wider than you.
Julian. What's your advice to guysout there trying to hug up with
chicks? You know, keep itcool, my boy, and just come
at him foul mean, come atI'm wrong, go to golots. Oh
you have a fab boody. Ohmy god, that's what has been saying.

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It's not yes, you said,you said right, But what he's
doing is being Yeah, there's that. This is what he is. Very
stupid, is I always? It'svery subtle. It's not like, hey,
Sammy, your face is gross,that's not right now, your booty's
fat? Yeah, that's that's that'sbeing vulgar. And unsophisticated. Okay,

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maybe you're taking it like super literal, but like your whole idea of negging
though, like you like, you'renot you're not being a nice guy.
He's hollering. You're being subtly jerky, right, you're being He's very subtle.
Like, uh, let's say SammyDyer hair, right, yeah,
like the other hair it looked yeah, yeah, yeah, but you don't

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say, but you don't say itlooks terrible. Right, It's like I
wouldn't go, I wouldn't Maybe medicsis also not quiet, but he's on
the right. Yeah, it's notextreme, like, oh, Sammy,
that's great. How long do youthink till it goes back to regular?
Yeah, indicating that you liked itbetter, lowering your self esteem. So,
Brittany, that is a little bitright back to that nice it worked,

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Brittany. That is Julian. We'regonna ask him some questions here.
You just got to guess two outof three times whether they'll know the answer.
Are you ready for question number one? I am so ready. Name
any example of a mollusc of awhat I don't know what that is?
Yeah, you never helped it?Well, okay, We'll just say you

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never had to help out your daughterwith homework ever in the past ten and
five years. No, it's themobs job, That's what I'm saying.
No, No, no, Ihave, I have, I don't know.
It doesn't ring a bell though.Yeah. I will get more into
because you're gonna have to help methough, because when they give the answers,
I'm not gonna know if it's rightor not. The question was any
type of mallic the example, anyexample of a mask, any individual thing?

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No, all knows, Greg Gory. Yeah, from what we just
witnessed, triple trip, I'll goquadruple. No, I'm hoping quadruple for
my own sake. It's triple now. Yeah, you're that'd be so embarrassing.
This guy knew it. I thinkthis guy might know it, all
right, Menace thinks that he mightknow it. Okay, Brittany, what

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do you think? Yes or no? Well, Julian get question number one.
Don't give us the answer if youdo know it, but just say
just yes. No. Do youknow the answer? No? I do
not. You guys are just smartypants? What real smarty pants? All
right? Question number one for thed U I Q many example of a

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mollusc, menace measurement tool an animal, but like specifically a what would be
a like a like a rodent mouse? Yeah, I can see where you'd
say that, what is it?Classically, most famously radiant Grays includes things

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like, uh, you mean likeshellfish, right, but that the ones
you think it says like an octopusis a mollusk, he technically a snail
before you just looked it up.I knew clams and scallops, but I
knew that, Like, there's probablya lot of them that I didn't know.
I wouldn't have known an octopus wasone. Your brain usually goes straight

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to clam, straight out particle.I have heard of clams and muscles.
Okay, good? Heard of aboutwhat I learned something new today? All
right? So Brittany says that Julianwill not know the answer to this one
question number one to see if she'son board. Name any example of a
mollusk, dolphin, intellect, individualanimals, all right, dude, he

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picks them from the ocean, soit is better than measuring. Yeah,
that's only like three fourths of thespecies on Earth. When I first saw
he, like I first saw inmy head a musket measuring all right,
Brittany, great news. You areon the board. You got yourself one

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point. You know I need onemore point in order to win here on
this round of the d U.I Q. All right, here we
go. I was thinking face mask, Yeah, measuring tool, haircut because
it sounds like mullet. Combine thatwith a dolphin, right, and what
do you got it? Right?Measuring tool? All right? Question number
two for the d U, IQ. What gas is used to light

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up neon signs? I know this, damn it. Don't tell them so
not quadruple know on this one.I'll triple no. I'm triple knowing.
Okay. I feel like I'm gonnabeing tricked. I think I know the
answer. I'm not. I'm notsaying have you ever played this game before?

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Yes, I'm not saying it youbasically did? I yes? All
right, great gory. What doyou think? Okay? Every week I
get crazy, you do? Ithink I might triple yes this. I'll
look at everybody, okay, yes, men yes, Sammy, No,
Julian, I'm not going to tripleyes. All right, I will go

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menace yes, Sammy, No,this is just based on facial expressions that
I'm seeing right now, I dohave a distinct advantage, right, all
right? And then Julian, butthis is also to maybe, you know,
yeah, help everybody else's playing alongat home. I will say no
for Julian. What do you guysthink menace? Sammy? Will Julian get
it? No, Brittany, thiscould be for the win. What do
you think? Yes or no forJulian? Question number two? No for

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Julian, No for Julian, allright? Question number two? What gas
is used to light up neon signs? Sammy? Nitrous? Menace? Ion
gas? It's neon? Right,Yes, I've never heard of that before.
You ever seen a periodic table?Have you ever heard this term neon

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sign about? Right? Question?I mean, I know, but I've
never of neon gas before. Signthe neon was the type of light bulb
too. How many points do youget if you get a three pointer?
Like? Yes? When do youthink about it that way? But also
there are things that like, youknow, maybe the guy who invented the

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neon sign using gas to make itilluminate like that. Maybe his last name
is Neon. We don't know.Maybe it was like Greg Neon yea called
the neon sign. The LED lightdoesn't use gas, right, because it's
a light emitting Thank you, right, So every light has gas. Now
if has a name? Now,if menace it said are gone, I

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would say, because that that does. It's not the same color as neon,
but it does light up like neon. I would have said, oh,
that's very smart if you but hewas nowhere near that answer looking for
it, said around a lot ofneon stuff as we're looking for his neon.
Question number one, I'm sorry,Question number two for the d U
i Q. And by the way, Brittany guest, no, and if
he doesn't know it, she's goingto win this round. Here we go.

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What gas is used to light upon science? Let me think,
I'm chimes that I can't think oftalking. Maybe nicrogen. No, it's
not, is that you? Oh? There you go. There's so many
people that I didn't know that.Well done. Yeah, I almost triple

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yes. Britney congratulations. Yes,and for these two anyway. Yeah,
that's a that's a solid win.Britney. Congratulations, and we appreciate you
listening to the Woody Show. Thankyou for doing well done, Brady,
way to sweat that out. Iwould, I would be butterflies in the
stomach. Really yeah, well,thank you, listen to the show,

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have yourself a great weekend, andhang on so we can get your information.
Okay, thank you? All right, can we rebound with question number
three? By the way, wehad someone text in yesterday. You know,
Samy's actually pretty good at the duNo, she's not for sound dumb.
I haven't been that bad. Imean I have some weeks where I'm
doing pretty well. But no,I thought I'm the same with my I

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thought neon was like the bulb orbecause it was lit up like I didn't
I didn't know it was yes today, years old when I'd be really interested,
Like if we ever had like,you know, SATs, remember when
what was it How to be amillion Who wants to be a millionaire?
Right? And they could like havethe lifeline where they pulled the audience,
you know, like if we hadlike a live show like that where everybody

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had the thing and we did thed uy Q and we can like see
how many people actually knew the answerwhere they had to lock in before we
started getting into it. I wonderwhat percentage of people would actually Yeah,
because people I can I believe theaudience knows mollusks for sure? Do they
if she knew it and she saidscience, Okay, it doesn't mean that

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people retain that. Ye grade wasso long ago. I don't think people
would retain it that way. Theymight like it, might like ring a
bell, be like, oh yeah, what is that? Let's see?
What about question three from first grade? Alright? Question number three? Name
any Disney princess that debuted in thenineteen ninety ninety easy, great, one

(30:08):
that I would probably not get.Dumb ass, This is actually Sammy's bread
daughter. Yeah, this is herDisney princesses. This one I know debuted
in the nineties first appearance creation.I mean, I'll have a guess,
all right, but what do youthink about everybody that we're guessing on?
Yes, man, yeah, he'sa Disney princess, I'll say yes.

(30:30):
Julian no, right, I'm withRavy on that one. I think both
Sammy and Menace will get it,and I think Julian will knock Greg Gory.
Julian no, Sammy Hiroshima yes,and Menace yes. All right,
what do you know do you guysthink for Julian No, No, nah,
not dog. Who hell's Raya?Apparently she's the newest Disney princess.

(30:52):
Yeah, Ryan, the last Dragon. Yeah, she keeps asked dude.
Okay. Question number three, nameany Disney princess that debuted the nine ten
nineties Menace Princess Jasmine, Jasmine,that's from what movie? Raby? Yes?
Was that in the nineties? Yes, yeah, yeah, for sure,

(31:12):
Sammy Belle Belle from what movie?Greg Bell? Is that beauty and
the Beauty? My guess would havebeen Little Mermaid? Is that a Ariel?
Is that a princess? Princess?Now? That was nineties? It
was, Yeah, naughties was agreat decade for Disney princess. Oh,

(31:32):
they crushed it was lit. Itwas still lit. Question number three,
Arial eighty nine. Sorry, yeah, okay, it was. And who's
whose areas still from Little Mermaid?Oh? I thought her name was a
Little Mermaid. That's an actual name, I argue, Well, that's a
fable from Iceland or whatever the hellit's from, kind of like Neon,

(31:55):
Greg, but in the movies totallylike long Roommate is named something else?
All right? Question number three,name any Disney princess that debuted in the
nineteen nineties nineties snow white, snowwhite, like the nineteen hundred, the
first one. Yeah, it's thefirst one. Okay, So wait,

(32:15):
Aurora is Cinderella another name now sleepingbeauty sleeping okay, whatever, but that's
Aurora. Oh I didn't know shehad again, her name is beauty Aurora.
I did not know that. Thankyou, thank you? What what's
his name? I thought his namewas the lion King. I couldn't tell
you his name. Merida, thisfirst great stuff, Greg retained this obviously

(32:39):
great stuff. They're shoe holding alot of girls in here who are not
princesses, like Mereda Meredah, yeah, yeah, that one is not a
princess. It's also is that thenineties? No, it's like twenty ten?
Oh what are the nineties ones?All right? So well we hit
them all. I think Jasmine,yeah, Ariel no, Aria was about

(33:00):
king? Yeah? Is Nala gonnacount? Geting? We just brought up
like Bulan was ninety eight and she'sapparently a princess now, ye okay,
Gianna when is that? Yeah,well that's probably been in the two thousands.
I think that was different literally calledprincess and fraud, right, yeah,
something. What's her name? That'sthe one that Tana. Her name
is princess, Princess today her nameis princess. We had three or four

(33:23):
and then you compound that first ofall, pound you know what I'm saying
for a show nobody asked for,it's not that. And so you know,
guess who's gas Radio's most immature game. This popped up on Instagram and
I thought this was funny. It'sa fun twist that you could do at

(33:43):
home, like a guess whose gas, because it's only that you and your
you know, partner or roommate,friend, whoever you're living with. You
go up to him, they go, great, guess my part I think
I saw this video and Greg wouldtry to have to guess like what it's
going to sound like and do yeah, and then then you fart and you
see if it matches, it's Victormature. Here. Listen, this is

(34:05):
this is was one of the videos. Guess exact exactly, nail it,
shut up. Guess my fart roundtwo? Wow, that's crazy. Hey
babe, I guess the son onmy fart to be wet, to be

(34:29):
wet? See, Okay, Sonow I'm getting so the other person has
to be annoying. So you're youhave one room, you feel like you're
just you're ready to go. You'reall cueued up, right, and I
would go menace, guess my fart, and then I go right, and
then I would let it rip.And if these people are very good,

(34:50):
they know their partners so well,it's incredible guess my fault. It was
also funny, like a chick doingit to a dude. That's kind of
false cross for divorce. But yes, it is what you get out of
here. Stop. They're gonna scanall the way for free food real quick,
and then we'll be right back thewood Show. No one has to
ask me about my weekend anymore.Assume it was fine unless you hear otherwise.

(35:15):
The Woody Show. Well, wehave a very ambitious schedule here for
this hour on The Woody Show.We've got Raby's Nerd. Now we're gonna
try another dumbass contest radio most immaturegames. Yes, who's gas? Yeah,
guess who's gas? Yes, that'scoming up, and then also readneck

(35:35):
News playoffs. This is the finaluh spot in the semifinal round. The
next part of this goes very fastbecause now everybody's refamiliarized with the stories,
then we can just kind of getto and figure out what the story of
the year will be. The allthree things this hour here on the Woody
Show, starting with Raby's Nerd NowShow presents Nerd Nut with Raby Bright's here

(36:00):
to tell us what's happening in theworld of nerds. Well, we're all
going to go together as a groupto go see Renaissance, a film by
Beyonce. Yes expected to win thebox office battle this weekend, but it's
not gonna get anywhere near what TaylorSwift's Era's Concert movie made in its first
weekend. Beyonce track in between twentyand twenty five million. Taylor Swift's movie

(36:22):
made ninety two point eight million inits first weekend. Though, Man,
it's where of Beyonce screw up becauseit seems like this whole new past year,
she's been after afterthoughts because she's notout there like Taylor Swift is.
You never you never see any interviewswith her. She's not like sweet public
anywhere. And this is alwaywice becauseBeyonce is a dumb person and can't talk.

(36:45):
Well, wow, that's on allsocial media. Yeah, so yeah,
I think it's just she hasn't beenout. She's barely smarter than Priney
spears she is. Wow, Idon't remember saying that. But who do
you think Menace dislikes more Sarahjessica Parkeror Beyonce? Wow? Uh? New

(37:07):
to streaming, I'm gonna start uswith HBO Max, which has the turty
has started in the land in chargeof it David zaslof this guy who put
a completed Batgirl movie on the shelfto never see the light of day in
favor of attacks right off, butgave the green light to the power duo
of Chuck Lori and Sebastian Manuscalco.Debuting today is Bookie, where Manuscalco plays

(37:31):
a bookie. I guess the familyof Bookies, right, He's he plays
a bookie in he drives around la collecting. You know his is big,
I guess or whatever? The hell? They look great smashed window but
playing Devil's advocate. That's the safebet over Batgirl. Well they haven't.

(37:53):
They havel was done. But howmany feels has Chuck had Laura? Well,
look, I don't know. Here'sa review blurb from Roger Ebert dot
Com. And this couldn't explain betterhow I feel about Chuck Lory quote Manuscalco
pushes his way through some awful writingin the premiere of Bookie. A half

(38:16):
hour of television that could be downrightarchaic in its sense of humor when it's
not just being lazy. Sounds likeChuck Lord to me. And and they
did not put it out there fora bunch of reviewers to consume. There's
still ratings of any kind up onrutt. So it's a series for a
movie. See it at eight partYeah, short series. I know that

(38:37):
he did that. I like bothshows in their time. Two and a
Half Men, which I'm not watchingreruns now, but like when that show
is gone. I liked it,and then of course Big Bang Thory,
which I can watch any time wheneverit's on. I love that show.
I like Kaminsky Method. Don't knowif I ever watched that, loved it.
The Bob iyb a Shola show.I just don't understand, just they

(39:00):
just can't well not can't we.I guess this next season is gonna be
the last one. Yeah. Yes, he's supposed to be in a relationship
and I'd never even see them havinglike scenes really together. And then there
were I did see an episode wherethey like were supposed to renew their vows
and then they even kiss. Likewhat is going on? Were you in
a hospital bed and like shackle toit that you're watching all shut off boards?

(39:27):
Uh le best friend? Great guy? Great guy? Oh? I
did like Mike and Molly that wasalso a was it? I don't know.
Probably I'll put this on your radar. This is on Netflix May December.
Yeah, and it stars Julian Mooreand Natalie Portman. And Julian Moore's
character was like a Mary Kay Laturno. She had a relationship with a very

(39:52):
young dude, went to prison forit, she got out of prison,
they got married. But now NataliePortman's character is going to play her in
a movie, so she's like researchingtheir past and everything and a lot of
stuff gets stuck up. Critics giveit a ninety two percent and a ninety
three percent from the audience. I'mcurious about May December. I might try

(40:13):
it. We'll see. Mike andMolly was a chuck Laurie, Yes,
okay, good news for you.Winnie Kelsey Grammer was talking with Entertainment Weekly,
and he says he has several friendswho are spiritualists, and one of
them talked to him recently about JohnMahoney, who played Mark Martin, the
dad in the Fraser, and thisspiritualist told Kelsey that John is very happy

(40:36):
about this reboot. Okay, cool. I thought Kelsey Grammer a smart character.
Yeah, assumed he was smart too. You take the good reviews where
you can get him. Hook christI tell you the new Fraser. I
enjoyed it, but I mean I'mgoing to be I'm going to be an
apologist for anything Fraser, the waythat rabyans for all the superhero stuff.
Like what would he say? He'sashamed of you as happy. He's very

(41:00):
angry. The spiritual has talked tome. He's like, we're not going
to debate whether or not die Hardis a Christmas movie, but I will
tell you die Hard will be backin theaters for a week December eighth through
December fourteenth. The other dumb internetthing that is happening now Sea Bass that
people are debating are you supposed toeat a candy cane hook side first or
straight side first? Whatever? Itdoesn't matter, right, Okay, I

(41:24):
figured out the reason of all thisstuff and why this stuff again? Go
watch the reviews. When Diehard cameout in July of nineteen eighty eight,
no one mentioned it was an actionmovie. I was under action and once
said Christmas anything, and Bruce Willishimself said, it's not right, but
it's it's it's people who think thatthey're being funny and clever. Look what
I did, guy, huh.And that's for all this crap, whether

(41:45):
a hot dogs, a sandwiches,cereals talk to me for ten minutes.
It's basically what it is. Here'ssay, hey, but you didn't think
of that. Yeah I did,and you're an idiot. Okay, okay.
Sonl announced that Adam Driver is goingto host for the fourth time.
That's December ninth. The musical guestwill be Alviya Rodrigo and Kate McKinnon is
going to make her hosting debut onthe sixteenth with musical guest Billie Eilish.

(42:07):
She hasn't hosted. She hasn't hosted. This Saturday, Emma Stone is hosting.
I really do want to check outthat show, Seebouster, Are you
still watching the Curse? Curse?It's good. It's not you know,
it's not laugh out loud funny likeNathan Fielder's previous projects. Right, that's
good. Yeah, I want tocheck that out. She's also coming out
in this movie called Poor Things,which I'm super interested in. She plays

(42:30):
a character who tries to enter herlife by jumping off a bridge and she's
resurrected by a mad scientist played bywill and Dafoe who puts an infant's brain
in her. Freak it. Itlooks super weird but super fun but done
by the same guy that did likeThe Lobster and Killing of a Sacred Deer.
Then those are faeries, so weirdodd movies, and Poor Things is

(42:52):
going to be really odd and Ican't wait for it. We also got
the first trailer for Furiosa, theprequel to Mad Max, where Anya Taylor
Joy plays that character that Charlie's thereand played in Mad Max. Looks badass,
and comes out in May of nextyear. I'm ready for more Nerds
stuff. Check out the Nerd Notpodcast at the Whity show dot com.
Nerd I thank you very much,Raybolds shot it dump I saw like I

(43:15):
guess. Jodie Foster upset the nerds. Did you say anything about that she's
just being an old crank about superheromovie? All right? Well no,
And that's the thing. I thinkthey took part of it out of context
because she did say, okay,so agree or disagree, they're talking superhero
movie. Asked her about the superheromovies, and she said it's a phase

(43:36):
that has lasted a little too long, and she hopes that people will be
sick of it soon. But shealso said that she does like the good
ones, like iron Man. Shementioned specifically like she does like that and
that she does enjoy that, butshe just said that's not why I became
an actor, and hopefully they'll beroom for everything else. Like she's just
hoping like this, okay, likeall right, we get it, you
know yea. So I think peoplejust took that one thing about you know,

(43:57):
it's lasts a little too long,and now they're all hate an honor
or. She did say, likeshe said some of the Marvel stuff,
the Iron Man. She mentioned BlackPanther that she thought was really good and
she thoroughly enjoyed it. She's gonnabe in the next season of True Detective
because I saw that I'm like thetrailer. I'm like, is that Jodie
Foster rip boy? Get some postmetal apostle ladies up in here. Hell

(44:22):
yeah? All right, Well we'regonna take a break and then we're gonna
play I play Guess Who's Gas?Also, that is coming up for you
next, Rado's most immature game.If you want to be a contestant,
and we need more than one justin case it's the first person to get
it right. So, uh,we're gonna need some people lined up on
the phones. Morgan, if youwant to get going on that, you
can start calling in now. Eightseven seven forty four Wooding. That's eight

(44:45):
seven seven forty four Wooding. AndGuess Who's Gas? Greg? Your favorite
game? You do? Everybody shouldlove it? Okay, this guy seems
cool, probably won't murder me.Yeah, this is the Woodie Show.
Oh are you guys just for atreat? Right because here today, ladies
and gentlemen, we have another dumbass contest our second dumb ass contest of

(45:08):
the day. Boy, oh boy, is that exciting? And not only
do we have a second dumb asscontest for you, it's Radio's most immature
game. Greg's favorite dumb ass contestthat we do. It's time to play
Yes, Who's yeah? Start.It's like a little just kind of one
off, you know, awkward whatdo we call those, like awkward segue

(45:30):
moments. Yeah, we were talkingabout something like super serious, big thing
that was in the news or whateverwas I don't remember what it was,
but anyway, like, wow,let's get back to fun and light and
whatever light in the mood. Andso I just happened to capture a pretty
good fart. Yeah, he hada fart on his phone on my phone.
Well, because Greg always got akick out of like the sound of
fart, like as most people do. For great, I've said I've sent

(45:54):
him worse. Yeah, And Imeant to play it for Greg and that
I hadn't done that yet. Andso I'm like, all right, we're
gonna play little game here, Guesswho's gas? And I played the clip?
Is working this time? And they'rein this dumb ass contest. I'll
play the clip and then you,as the contestant on the phone at eight
seven seven forty four, what justhave to be the first person to correctly
identify whose gas it is. Ifyou do that, we're gonna give you

(46:15):
a fries eight seven seven forty four. What go right to the phones and
say hello to Patty. Hey,good morning, Patty, Patty, good
morning, good morning. All right, so radio's most immature game, Guess
whose gas? When you're ready,say hit me, hit me so forceful,

(46:37):
right, oh yeah, it's alittle bit right, Yeah, Patty
needs to hear that again. Right, all right, Patty, one more
time and then we'll get then we'llget you get us. Well. Also,
it's the first contestant, Like,I think you really need to you

(46:59):
have too many. As we goon, you know, it's it gets
easier, but yeah, really reallysoaking it all right, Patty, Guess
whose gas? Woody Ravy, GregMenace, sa Mass or Sammy Menace show
me Menace. Sorry that is notthank you, Patty, appreciate you listening

(47:28):
to the Woody Show. Let's goto Michael. Good morning, Michael,
Michael. We're playing guess whose gas? When you're ready, say hit me.
You know it is it's almost likeyou know, when you let the
air out of balloon. It's likethere's too much air, there's too much

(47:49):
force. But like the the escapethe places escaping just isn't large enough to
accommodate the amount of force. It'sa little squeaky. Yeah, So it's
like at the end there. Allright, So Michael, we have menace
off the table. So your optionsnow for guess who's gas? Woodie,
Ravy, Greg, Sea Bass orSammy? Can I get it one more

(48:13):
time? Please? Absolutely? I'mgonna go with Bass show me Sea Bass.
All right, Sorry about that,my register, but I probably wouldn't
go that short. Go to Andrew. Hey, good morning Andrew. Hey,

(48:34):
guys him. All right, sowe're playing Guess Who's gas? When
you're ready say hit me? Hitme? What's funny about Greg? I
always love his reactions and stuff anyway, But like in this game in particular,
we already heard it. How manytimes do you think? Ten?
Yeah? Okay, it's it's newto Greg every time hearing it for the
first time. Every time, it'sstill new. It's just because you know,

(49:00):
I can't explain it, Like I'mjust thinking of other radio shows.
What are they doing and they're notdoing this? Yeah, there was about
Warren. One of the stations inour building was doing like a children's hospital
marathon the other day, and wewere talking about like deep fisting or something
that something not on the air.Was it off the air conversation? But
I went into the restroom and Icould hear the other show and they're talking
about like, you know, children'shospital and the other thing. I'm like,

(49:21):
wow, right, we just hada conversation about deep fisting like misty
more like fisty. All right,So, Andrea, I guess whose gas?
Your options are? Woody, Ravy, Greg, sam Sammy. I'm
gonna go with Woody on this one. Show me Woody, and I appreciate

(49:43):
your listen to the Woody Show.Let's say hi to Chris Hey. Good
morning, Chris Hey, good morningguys. Morning. All right, when
you're ready to say hit me,all right, hit me, guess whose
gas? Your options are? Ravy, Greg or Sammy? Sounds kind of
tight, so I'm gonna go withSammy, show me Sammy. All right,

(50:10):
Chris, thank you for the call. Let's go to Alberto. Hey,
good morning, Alberto, Berta,Alberto, hooy to you, sir.
It is you know, proven tobe pretty difficult this morning on guess
whose gas? When you're ready tosay hit me, hit me, are
your options this point are Ravy orGreg Gory? Guess who's gas? Uh

(50:34):
vy, show me ravy good one? Yeah, nice, honest a sushi
far I'm looking at I just saidthis, Uh wow, this one is
like a year old said a yearago. Yeah, I just labeled the
angry fly. Yeah, that's allright. Well Alberto, congratulations and thank

(51:07):
you for playing Guess Who's gas.We'll be right back. So, Joe,
I am absolutely a big plan ofthe Woody Show. You know,
I read news all kinds of greatsegments, quit segments worthy, w o

(51:30):
O d y. This is thecan I give it to from s up.
I mean, I've got something elseto share about the Golden Bachelor Jerry
Turner. Okay, misogynists. Well, we were talking about how he's not
all what the story leads you tobelieve about leaving the restaurant industry in two

(51:52):
thousand and six. Now, lasttime we worked at a restaurant was nineteen
eighty five. And oh, hehasn't dated since his wife died and that
was however many years ago. No, he had some girlfriend that he met,
like he was working a maintenance jobat a nursing home, which what,
you don't take that job unless youhave to. So he's not like
this, like you know, welloff, you know kind of guy,

(52:15):
which is fine, but like that'snot how they're promoting it. And then
he dumped her because she got fat, too fat to bring to a high
school reunion. She gained ten pounds, and then he forced her to move
out, and I guess as shewas moving out, she fell down some
stairs broke her foot, and hestill made her leave, Like nope,
see, but he made his choice. If you haven't watched it and you're

(52:40):
interested, he did make his choice. And apparently they're getting married on a
live televised special January fourth. Setyour alarms, Okay, make a program
though. Sure. All right,So that's not the story I wanted to
share. So one of our friendsheard us talking about that other stuff I
just recapped for you, and they'reSo goes to Indiana University, and so

(53:01):
the son, he's a sophomore,came home for Thanksgiving hanging out with the
family. A commercial for Golden Bachelorcomes up on ABC and he goes,
I just met that dude. Oh, and the wife our friend goes,
what do you mean you just metthat dude? Where he was at our
frat party? Hell? Yeah,showed up to this frat party and nobody

(53:25):
like, and he goes, yeah, all the chicks wanted to take pictures
with him, exactly right, sweet, but you got to figure, like,
what is this dude? However oldhe is, He's the Golden Bachelor,
so old, Like, what isthis dude going to an Indiana going
to a frat party? You strikewhile the iron is hot, it's what
you do. Yeah, right,but dude, apparently you've you've fallen in
love and you're going to be gettingmarried on a live televised special. Like

(53:46):
what are you doing going to afrat party? Maybe he's visiting a family
member literally a bachelor party. Actuallythis is Matthew McConaughey. All right,
all right, oh right, bad, yeah, and he goes, yeah,
it was really I had no ideawho he was, and you know,

(54:07):
uh, you know, I tooka lot of pictures though for chicks.
Every twenty one year old girl does, yeah, the other fifty years
younger, so like it's so weird. Oh random, Yeah. Yesterday for
the Redneck News playoffs with the WhiteTrash bracket and the winner moving on to
the semifinal rounds. The Mother ofthe Year nominee Blossom Kirby sentenced to that
year in prison for riding around townwith her kids in a crate that was

(54:29):
bungee courted to the front of herbike. So yeah, so the semifinals
is next week. That's going tomove very quickly because now we've all been
refamiliarized with the stories and it's justabout a vote to figure out who's going
to be the story of the Year. But I do have one more spot
in that semifinal round, and it'sthe stealing bracket today. So you're gonna

(54:50):
listen to these nominees and then afterthat we're going to text your vote over
to two two nine eighty seven.Again, only one of these can move
on to the next round, allright, So now a number one.
This is from back in August.It's from Georgia where you got this porch
pirate named Robin Swanger. Not youraverage porch pirate though you remember this guy.

(55:12):
He's a little bit different. Here'sa report from Fox five Atlanta with
more on the story. Kawena Countyman is accused of being a porch pirate,
literally stealing a porch from a neighbor'syard. Investigators say it happened on
Clement Harris Road in Armco, andalthough the property has the appearance of being

(55:32):
abandoned, they say the stuff onit was not up for grabs. For
one thing, there are no trespassingsigns up, and investigators say Robin Swanger
blew past them when he helped himselfto a wooden porch left on the property
when the home was taken away.So it's a full size, like ten
porch. It'd be what goes ontoa house for entrance and exit of a

(55:53):
house. Pretty well constructed. You'revery well constructed, like top of the
line the lumber on building that porch, I stay. At some point during
their investigation, the porch reappeared onthe property, dumped upside down. Yeah,
so they end up getting it back, but dumped That does sound like

(56:15):
something I would have done with myfriends in high school. I still like
if we noticed the porch just lookedfor like days, weeks whatever. Right,
So, as the cops are closingin on this guy, he was
fighting with his wife, throwing rocksat the house and so on top of
all of the stuff for the forthe stolen porch, she was also hit
with some domestic violence charges the rockthrowing, all that kind of stuff.
So that's nomine number one here inthis stealing bracket of the Redneck News Playoffs.

(56:37):
Nomine number two Monsey, Indiana,where this woman had a problem.
She needs to get from there inMunsey to Indianapolis for a job interview to
be a dancer at a strip club, all right, but she didn't have
a way to get there. Sowhat to do? What to do?
She thought on that for a bitand then came up with a plan.
She went to a car dealership,asked to look at a super sweet twenty
thirteen Kia Optima they had there onthe lot, and she just asked to

(57:01):
take a test drive. So theygot everything together and that she was about
to go on this test drive,but she just grabbed the keys while they're
doing some last minute of paperwork,jumped in the car and took off.
So they called the cops, butthey knew who they were looking for because
I guess she'd already filled the formsout and stuff, right. But by
the time the cops had figured allthat out, she was already had ditched
the car I guess, in amall parking lot with the keys in it,

(57:22):
where it was again stolen by somebodyelse. And then later recovered in
a different talent altogether. Cops showup to her house. She initially tried
to lie about her identity, toldthe cops, you know, like,
I don't know what the big dealis anyway, because it was returned the
car whatever, no order. She'dnailed that job. Interview nomine number two.
We got the stealing bracket here fromFlorida. Nomin Me number three.

(57:43):
This woman who scaled a fence atthe Saint Pete Clearwater International Airport and stole
a tricycle and rode past no trespassingsigns at Terminal A of this very busy
airport right into an active taxiway.And I know because I heard tricycle and
I was picturing one of those littletiny red ones of the kids right around
in This is one of those adultsized ones. They use it to move

(58:04):
tools and equipment around the airport.Fun They also use golf carts, credit
podcasts, but they also have thesetricycles and stuff. Why they're so happy.
So she eventually ditched the tricycle,tried to get into a US Coast
Guard aircraft, and then she gaveup on that tried to board an Allegian
airline flight to Argentina, but wasstopped for that, and finally the cops
were able to get her under arrest. It's nomine number three. You're in

(58:24):
the stealing bracket. I want agolf cart so bad. And finally nomine
number four. Western Pennsylvania, wherea father and son had been arrested for
robbing four dollar stores in Beaver andAllegheny Counties. First of all, Beaver,
not Beaver. The first one happenedto the Dollar General and Raccoon Township
Menace. They walked in and Dadasked the cashier if they could make change,

(58:45):
and when they opened up the drawer, the son came up behind them,
pushed the cash here to the ground, stole the money from out the
drawer, and they took off.Next up as a Dollar General in Finley
Township, they walked in. Thistime they held two employees at gunpoint,
made off of some cigarettes. Fourdays later they rolled into two more,
a family Dollar in Midland Borough anda Dollar General in Green Township. You

(59:06):
know, just your average father sonbonding stuff. Let us spree. So
the police finally caught up with themand they were arrested and taken to the
Beaver County jail, and that isnominee number four and your final round of
the playoffs. To figure out who'sin that seventi final round, so text
your vote over to two two nineeighty seven. You're gonna text the number
one for mister Robins swanger there inGeorgia who stole the neighbor's porch literally after

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they towed their house away, andthen got in trouble for throwing rocks at
his wife. Text one over totwo two nine eighty seven. Two for
the chicken Indiana who stole that Kiato drive to her job interview at the
strip club. That's two over totwo two nine eighty seven. Three for
the chicken Florida who scaled the airportfence, stole the triscule and rode it
across the active taxiway on our wayto try to hop on a flight.

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That's nomine number three. And thenfinally nomine number four, the father and
son duo who enjoyed some quality timerobbing dollars ours together. Bless you Sea
Bass Goodness. That would be adog all right, texture boat over more
Woodie Show next. Hey, TheHoodie Show will be back in a sec

(01:00:13):
if they ever pulled our internet historycontent. Head on over if you want
to see more. How do youpromote your only fans? That would really
be for me and ready would repeaton my face go into my mouth.
That would be fantastic. This isthe Woodie Show, right into another new

(01:00:35):
hour of insensitivity training for a politicallycorrect world. Good morning, everybody,
and thank you for being here.I'm one. That's raby. Good morning
Gory, Yeah, high would wegot menace? What's up? Sea Bass
is here somewhere You're gonna have youmy month? Yeah, we got I
got something. I want to gethis take on cock cock cock Probably it
is a damn fall. Remember somerunning? Yeah? Maybe Sammy? Good

(01:01:00):
morning, Sammy, we got bored. We got Caroline. There's Morgan and
Vaughn. Phones are open at eightseven seven forty four. Woody. That's
eight seven seven forty four, Woody. You can hit me up with a
text over to two two nine eightseven. This is uh while we're waiting
on sea best as random. ButI thought of you, Greg. I
know how much he hate the nameof the band Goo Goo Dolls. It's
just not the cool name. Youknow. Well, you know who agrees

(01:01:21):
with you is Johnny Resnick, Ohreally okay? Of Goo Goo Dolls.
He says that he still hates theband's name. He was on some podcast
and he said he wishes the bandwould have had, you know, considered
some other options a little more beforelanding on that name. I agree with
him. They used to be calledI guess. The first name for the
band was sex Maggots Noise. Ohthat's awful, And that started out as

(01:01:45):
a joke, you know, andthen they changed into Goo Goo Dolls because
they had this gig coming up andthey didn't have a serious band name picked
out yet. And Johnny Resnick said, I wish we would have had ten
more minutes to find a cooler name. Goo Goo Dolls. What a random
to land on. I kind offeel that way about, you know,
Woody, I've told you that before. At this point, I'm stuck with

(01:02:05):
it, really, yeah, becauseyou know, the show's been on so
long. Yeah, I mean,it's what they call it branded, it's
branded now. I've been doing thisso long. But at the time when
I got that name assigned to me, it's because the program director didn't like
my name. Jeff didn't think thatwould be you know, catchy yeah,
and that's when that trailer has I'msitting in the office. I just wanted
this job so bad. It's sittingin the office and this is like a

(01:02:27):
ninety five I think it was,and Money Trained with Wesley Snipes and Woody
Harrelson. Trailer came. We gotengrossed and watching that, this little black
and white TV sitting on top ofhis filing cabinet, and at the end
it goes Wesley Woodie. It flasheson the screen. He goes, how
about what, oh fine, ifI get to work here? Yes,
yes, Raby already worked at thisradio station. I was so jealous.

(01:02:47):
I have never asked, though,Ravey, when did you decide to go
by Ravy? Because it is yourlast name. That's all I've known Ray.
Yeah. But I think I justhad friends that started calling me that,
and it just kind of stuck inall my just because I don't really
have friends from when I was younger. Yeah, so like my friends that

(01:03:07):
I've had have just always called meRavy. And that's just how it happened.
Like there wasn't any kind of likethought process behind it. I just
that's how I was used to respondto people. I worked at a place
where we had three mics and twoJason's, so everybody just went by their
last names. Gotcha. Yeah,there wasn't really any thought behind it.

(01:03:27):
And Jason menace. No, that'show it works. No, no,
everybody you were one of the Jason'sright, No, No, I was
just talking about And when I workedat a TV station there was three Yeah.
Yeah, but it didn't really andno program director I ever said hey,
I don't like it, change itor anything like that, so we

(01:03:51):
always just stuck. So Matt Rife, the comedian Matt Rife, who we've
talked about here Sea Bass, Wereyou pooping? That was an extra long
one? Wow? How was itlovely? I had? Uh? You
know, well yeah, I shouldn'tsay what I had anyway. So,
Matt, do you like Matt Rife? Are you a fan or no?
Not a hater? Not a haterof Matt Rife. I wasn't a hater

(01:04:11):
either. I think he's fine.I think he's obviously overhyped because of his
looks. But he's okay. Yeah, but is he funny? He's all
right. I want to watch thenew Netflix special just because it has so
many people pissed at. There's somebacklash, a little dark. What's like?
What like? Yeah, well whatwas the like? What were some
of the topics did you watch it? I've read I listened to some feedback

(01:04:32):
about it from another comedian, andyou know, mostly his audience is female,
and she said that the special ishim like getting a little edgy because
he wants to win over some males. So he's trying to impress the male
audience, but by doing that heis alienating, upset some of his females.

(01:04:55):
Dude, I'm telling you, asyou know, for what we do,
even it's a it's it's a it'sa delicate balance, sure, you
know, and you would obviously loveit to be you know, fifty to
fifty or whatever, but it's it'sit's tough, it is, is he
I think it's easier now than itused to be actually, because you know,
people have this idea that you know, women didn't like certain types of
humor or women like in general.It's like you had to subscribe to whatever

(01:05:15):
that was, and you know,women like South Park, women like you
know, politically incorrect stuff or fartjokes, not as a whole necessarily,
but there it's not just because you'rea woman. You can't laugh at that
stuff or think it's funny. Peoplelove to put groups into it. They
have one minselt oh. Greg getsthat all the time. For all you
know, Greg's gay, so thereforeyou must like this has to love stuff.

(01:05:36):
Anyway, back to Matt Rife.He was on this podcast called Canceled
and he was talking about his humblingepiphany that people only hate him, and
he figured it out, like,what the reason is that people hate him?
Here he is on this podcast.Now he got super sick burned by
the chick who hosts the podcast.I don't remember her name, but uh

(01:05:57):
yeah, here listen to the clip. Here's a very humbling epiphany that I've
had recently because so many people hateme for really no reason. People only
hate somebody they're jealous of. AndI've been I've been guilty of hating people.
And when I really sat back andthought about it, it was because
I was jealous of where that personwas in their life. I thought like,
maybe they got an opportunity that Ishould have gotten. That was a

(01:06:18):
really, really good, well roundedanswer. I'm trying to wrap my head
around. Do you think people whohate Osama bin Laden are jealous of him.
He's funny. That was respect.That was so quick, so witty.
That's so funny. That's funny becausehe's basically he's giving thee they hate
us, they hate us because theyhain'te us lying. Yes, yes,

(01:06:39):
yeah, both could be true Ranco. Yeah you think, well, like
I don't hate, like, youknow, James Cordy because I'm jealous.
Why I am jealous that he gotmoney, but I hated it because of
how influential it popular he is andlack of talent that he had. Yeah,
I mean I go through that fromtime to time. Well, what
he was talking about, we're like, man, because you know certain people,
like there might be somebody that youwork with, you whatever industry you're

(01:07:00):
in, there's that person that youwork with, the coworker who puts a
fraction of the effort in that youdo, or other people around the office
do. They're not even nearly asgood when they are doing whatever they're supposed
to do, but somehow all theopportunity seems to fall right in their lap,
like they can't even avoid it.Well, they're just getting smacked with

(01:07:21):
it left and right, and you'relike, wait a minute, aw as
Greg says, well, there's oneof the ways, and we're seeing it
right here, is being a charmingand or good looking. Yeah yeah,
and that helps males and females helpsyou in ton. But oh, it's
like, dude, there are afew shows two think off the top of

(01:07:43):
my head. I won't I won'tname them, but you know, it's
like people in our company can't waitto knob these people every opportunity to get
and but what's interesting is then whenyou hear them talk about these people are
shows. Outside of that moment,it's just NonStop complaining about like how difficult

(01:08:08):
they are to work with and likewhat a pain they are on different you
know, and you're art about howwe had to like start begging them to
come in to do the show livethis week. They just wanted to tape
out like four shows in a rowbecause they wanted to go do like let's
do that. What are you talkingabout? But that's not what you were

(01:08:28):
hired for that and that's not thejob. But they just decide that they're
gonna go or they just up andthey decide, you know what, They're
never gonna run about it. They'rejust gonna up and move and go live
wherever like, and they just doit. And this person like it every
but every meeting, every time there'slike some kind of public facing thing,
they can't wait to knob these peoplethat they otherwise just keep bitching about shoes.
And then that drives me nuts becauseyou know, we're getting here at

(01:08:48):
two o'clock in the morning and we'redoing all this. We're trying to do
things the right way. Nobody knowsexactly. But you know what you said
before about the you know, peoplegetting an opportunity and you feel like they
don't deserve it, and you know, kind of jealous of that. Joe

(01:09:10):
Rogan was just talking about that,and he said that when he finally let
that go because he would see thatwith ed their comics, that he was
like really happy. But yeah,comparison is the thief of joy. I've
got I've got a little a summaryof what is pissing people off about Matt
Rife. I'll be somebody said,okay, tex He says, I just
googled Matt Rife and he is nothot. He looks like he thinks he
is, though, Well, whythat's why people find him like punchable.

(01:09:33):
I think Matt rife is very popularbecause his crowd work is the funniest.
I'm not seeing a special, butyou know a lot of stuff that he
posts on social Okay, with thatcrowd worked pretty good. So what was
it? So at the beginning ofthis newest special again this is you know,
a summary, not exactly how hetells it, but he says,
they read a quote Ratchet Baltimore restaurantand they saw that their female server had
a black eye, and they say, well, why wouldn't she work in

(01:09:54):
the kitchen to keep her in frontof you, out in front of her
customers? And then he h thejoke is, yeah, but I feel
like if she could cook, shewouldn't have that black eye. Oh and
then he was said, I wasjust I opened with that joke to see
how cool you are as an audience. Okay, some people say he stole
that premise from Ralphie May, butI mean maybe I mean a hard joke.

(01:10:15):
I have seen that on the internetquite a bit, that he is
a thief of Ralphie May. Igot a question, a legitimate question,
and you know, probably should asklike Joe or Bird one of these guys
about it, But like, doyou think there are any truly just from
the ground up, completely original thoughts. It's maybe just a different take on
another idea. Yeah, that's nota hard joke to make, right,
So, like, yeah, andI would think it'd be so hard because

(01:10:38):
I know it's like, I mean, a lot of areas so looked down
upon in the comedy world, especiallythat you're a joke. That Carlos Bincia
got crucified for all this stuff.And I'm not at Carlos, I'm not
you know, defending him necessarily,but it's so looked down upon in that
in that industry. But don't you, like me, man, Like,
are you supposed to be able tolike research and find every little comic who's
ever made like a joke and thengo, well, nobody's ever done that,

(01:11:00):
Like, isn't it possible that youreally didn't know? But it's just
it's a relatable topic that you're tryingto make a joke about, and you
were in a similar lane. Well, Bill Pirer has said he doesn't watch
other comics just for that reason.Yeah, because that woul get in your
head up to says the same thing, But go ahead, minute. Sorry
to be fair to Matt Rife,though he does shout out Ralphie May a

(01:11:21):
lot, and I think they likeknew each other when he was coming up,
so okay, it was probably influencedby Ron. That's what they say.
If you're more of a storyteller comediankind of like Bert is, you
don't have to worry about that,right, because you're just telling it's your
life something else, but possibly yeah, your personal experience, right, and
you know that joke, while certainlypolitically incorrect, and I could see where

(01:11:41):
people would bitch about it, especiallyif you want him just be cute and
talk about relationships personally, in thecontext of comedy, none of that stuff
bothers me. Like I actually kindof like cringe, you know, we
believe it or not right, butlike I, you know, I like
in the context of comedy, becauseit's under the umbrella of hey, we're
making jokes here, there's a youknow, I don't I don't know the

(01:12:01):
word I'm looking for, there's athere's an implied context or yeah, I
would think so, yeah, you'reat a stand up show, it's all.
It's also who's telling it, youknow, Gilbert Godfrey could have told
that people that's what they go therefor so, why would they not have
her? But if she could cook, if she could cook, it's all

(01:12:23):
what, it's all what you're expecting, right if you don't got Allen's generous
for that sort of stuff. Hey, one more, one more clip here
for you. This is a femalecomedian. Her name is a Caitlin Riley.
And I mentioned female comedian for areason here. It's because she's been
getting a lot of views on thisvideo that she did where she's pretending to
be like a like a Matt Rifetype comic, a male comic doing a

(01:12:44):
Netflix special. Greg, You're gonnalove the title of her video, successful
male comedians for some reason. Okay, all right, it's like when people
go that whatever though drives Greg nutsthough. So yeah, it's a successful
male comedians for some reason. Let'ssee what you think. How's everyone doing
tonight? Sick? All right?All right, settle down, settle down.

(01:13:13):
I haven't even started telling jokes yet. Have you guys ever heard of
this thing called astrology? Who thefuck is not about? Could just be
crazy, I'll say it, I'llsay it. I struggle with mental health.
Yeah, yeah, thank you,thank you. I do. I've

(01:13:36):
had depression in my day I have. I've had depression in every day.
That ends in why I Love women. I love women. I'm a feminist.
But if we're dating for like threemonths and you don't know how to
make a sandwich? Next, pleasethe way I mean, I'm calling you

(01:14:04):
when I see it, okay,and that's what I'm all about. I
call it like I see it.If you don't like it, there's the
door. Sorry, not sorry,but listen, seriously, all jokes aside.

(01:14:25):
I think that the most beautiful thingyou can be in this world is
yourself. It's true, it's true. I did serious try it, try
it. Yeah, she kind ofnailed it. That's great fun. She
did like a she painted on likea five o'clock shadow, had a hat
on backwards like a flannel over aT shirts like, oh yeah, it

(01:14:47):
was pretty pretty accurate. Her nameis Caitlin Riley. And again the name
of the video if you want tolook it up successful male comedians. For
some reason. That's so funny.We're going to take a quick break more
what he shows next half. Iknow we haven't done the first world problem

(01:15:09):
segment for a while. Yeah,maybe it was just kind of go,
what do you want to tell everybodyabout your first world problem. I have
a first world problem and it isannoying me. Okay, so I use
YouTube TV. I don't have cable. I use YouTube TV, and I
really do like it. But Iusually watch sports or Food Network or animated

(01:15:34):
shows and you know, stuff likethat. But I am watching and loving
this new season of Fargo, andthat is on FX and it is three
episodes deep. So watching something onFX on YouTube TV is so freaking compressed.
It's like watching freaking pixels. I'mlike the uploading for me, this

(01:16:00):
blows so hard. But can't youwant don't don't you have Hulu? Let
me continue trying to help them.When he gets ahead of the game,
I'm trying to help immediately. Ido have Hulu, but Hulu is bundled
with Disney Plus and ESPN Plus.So when you bundle it like that,
you have to have the commercial version. So now I'm seeing excellent picture quality

(01:16:25):
of Fargo season five but with commercials. First world problem, Yeah, but
like, what are you doing YouTubeTV? Like this? Like ass?
And so I went to the Internetand they're saying, yes, FX looks
like as t n T looks likeASS. Like when they put together these

(01:16:47):
shows that are supposed to look awesome. Mm hmm. But Fargo season five
comes with my highest recommendation. Johnhamm is incredible in it and his nile
well that you look, that's whatyou're talking about. It's got fake nipples,
didn't or something? Maybe I've seenhis butt? Nice. I saw

(01:17:08):
a headline. You got like alegendary penis, right, and that's what
I saw the headline. Yeah,that would be shocking. You've seen his
butt. Joe Keery's in it,Steve from Stranger Things, He's a revelation
in it, as is Juno Temple, who you guys know from Ted Lasso
now Menace. I may have mystory wrong here. You are the wiener
experts here on the show. ButI don't want to I want to say

(01:17:30):
that John ham there was no nakedpenis that you saw, but like it
was like one of the he waswearing like shorts or something that basically showed
the whole thing. Yeah, no, it's and so people started talking about
how you know how big is dongis penis has been legend in Hollywood for
quite a few years and he doesn'ttalk about it. Yeah, that would
suck the opposite of Greg all Italked about is what I hear. Uh

(01:17:53):
he does have a sex scene inthe Morning show on Apple Tea. Yeah,
braby. I On the text,someone says, you can still upgrade
the Hulu in that package to getrid of the ads. That's what I
did. You gotta I guess itsays you got to call in, though
I guess there's probably no way todo it. The other the other first
world solution I was gonna suggest you. I've done this before, the same

(01:18:15):
type of situation. I'm like,ah, I would need to have like
Hulu Live TV or whatever the hellit was to be able to watch whatever.
So that I've gone on you knowthe Apple where you could buy individual
episodes of TV shows. That's afirst world solution. You're yeah, no
commercials, but you've paid. You'vepaid, and it's not like it's like
two or something like that. Yeah, something like that. But he would

(01:18:38):
be good quality and hopefully you lovethe episode because now you have it forever.
I have decide you don't know it, you're exactly The solution is you
just find on LinkedIn who does thefile compression for YouTube TV and tell them
fix it. Oh, Okay.What you do is you go LinkedIn,

(01:18:58):
you type in YouTube and you'll seea billion workers and just find their title
and then reach out to that.Hey, that's better than half the customer
service stuff. That'stomer service, evenif they have a number. Now it's
someone who seems to is this yourfirst day, right? Or the newest
thing is oh click here to chatwith one of our our experts. Yeah,
it doesn't. The chat go well, and it takes forever because you'll

(01:19:21):
sitita answer fifteen questions yea. Orsend us a text. That's another one
I've seen send us a text,Well, we'll hit you back right away,
and they don't. Or there's acouple of people like Aura, who
I have you know this ring?This o U are a This monitors a
bunch of stuff in sleep. Iuse it for the sleep tracking stuff.
But man, I had a questionfor them because I wanted to upgrade to

(01:19:43):
a different ring. But you havethis other subscription thing. That's I just
had a simple question. I couldn'tfind the answer to it on the website.
All they wanted was an answer.They make it impossible to find anybody
to get any kind of customer servicenow, I'm Google searching them. I'm
the next step is private invest,SI, Gator, somebody. These companies
make it so hard to get aholdof anybody. And then went through an

(01:20:03):
email like I couldn't find an email, and then what happened? The menace
went on LinkedIn and he found somebody. I'm not even kidding. He's exactly
what he just told me. Don'tcare about your because he was at the
car complaining about it, and Iwas like, let me do it here,
complaining about you're not in the car. Let me add to the paramount

(01:20:27):
plus on Amazon TV? What doI got to do? It works fine,
desktop works fine, Firestick absolutely soevery other show. What what is
it? Paramount plus on what onthe Amazon Prime fire Stick? That sucks?
Okay, it's it's the same sortof thing where some stuff that worked
just fine, and then you goover to like a new episode of you
know, Babies Butttheat or whatever itis. It's called get Apple TV.

(01:20:50):
Yeah. It's another thing that I'vebeen telling you for years when it comes
to this Android stuff. It's asecondary thought when building apps. That's what
it is. Well, by anyAndroid, it's Amazon, It's it's a
pretty big company. You think youthink there's quite a few of us out
here. First world problem, Oh, for sure. I almost threw a

(01:21:11):
remote control across the room. Andit's like one of these universal deals where
I had to have like a companycome in and set it all. So
it's supposed to be like this reallynice thing where you can just have everything
in a rack somewhere and is signwhat you want to that TV and it
becomes the remote for whatever that you'vedialed into. Right, it's cool,
Greg, I gotta take like fourhours off the air to explain it to
you. I'm just watching you guys, so right, But like, for

(01:21:33):
whatever reason, it's called the it'sgot like control four something like anyway,
So I go to like just hitlike the I know the channel number,
of course, it's a you knowtwo two nine h g GV. It's
like I hit two nothing human twoagain nothing. Then it goes channel two.

(01:21:54):
No, I want channel two,yeah two. Now I'm hitting delivery
two two, not channel twenty two. No. Right, I almost threw
this thing that I spent really goodmoney on. So dumb. First world
problem though, for sure, weknow what they are. We're just saying

(01:22:15):
mm hmm, yeah, it doesn'tmean it's not frustrating. I will tell
you. On the Apple and AppleTV, the YouTube TV, I really
like how they bundle all the thegames if they're playing at the same time,
like they'll just make it channel.If there's two football games going on
or even four, you can watchLike yeah, I do like that a
lot too. I think you don'thave to set it up at all though,
just have a channel. Ready,I thought you did that direct TV

(01:22:38):
stream. No, I got ridof that along till you did. Okay,
the TV rule rave. While Fargo'splaying, click the three dots and
then click on the quality and thengo to like a seven to twenty p
at least. Okay, I'll lookright too. Well, I mean it's
got to be better than pixelated garbage. Maybe we'll not stand for it.
No, no, absolutely not.This is not the quality. This pixelated

(01:23:03):
stream looking garbage on my TV.As I'm trying to watch Sogo, we'll
not have it, will not haveit gets hot and then there's one of
Joe and the next thing you know, well, this is a first world

(01:23:28):
problem in a way. In away, I mean it's a legit problem
too. It could have been wayworse. But this is over in China.
This guy was taking a nice dumpand all of a sudden his butt
washing toilet burst into flames. Ohyeah, he says. It started with
him smelling smoke, then he sawwhite smoke started to come from inside the
toilet bowl, and that's when hestood up, and even before he can

(01:23:50):
pull his pants up, the toiletexplodes and just starts burning. Here's a
he took a picture. Look atthat. Wow, Yeah, my god,
damn. They said it was probablydue to a short circuit. Yeah,
he's okay, but the toilet that'stoast. Probably not a high brand
blood washing toilet. Well, I'mlooking at his his bathroom. He's got

(01:24:11):
like some really high end finished stuffin here. I don't know if he
would cheap out on the on thetoilet U. Yeah, but I mean
that'll get you off the toilet.Yeah, hot lava. Yeah, and
I'd be continuing to poop myself asI ran for the guys. When you
think about standing up and trying topee it out like I would, but

(01:24:32):
I probably would have exhausted my peaat that point. You at least think
about trying, though, right,And it would be fun that's all right,
I got it, guys, justpeed the fire out. No worries.
It's coming up next on The WoodShow. I don't know. I
can't predict the future, but maybeit'll be something like, oh yeah,
wow, it looks so much bigger. What the is the introduction to this

(01:24:56):
pile of dog It's The Wood Show. Welcome back, everybody. It is
still a Friday morning. I thoughtfor sure I was gonna wake up and
it was just gonna be a dream. Yeah. No, no, no,
no, it's actually Friday with Reddy's. Got a nerd now coming up
here in just a few moments,the latest of the world of nerds.
A couple of things here for you. First, we got the holidays.

(01:25:18):
Today we've got the It's National ChristmasLights Day. It's also National Peppermint bark
Day. That's one thing I've neverbeen a fan of. I love you
do. Yeah, I'll eat yourshare. Yeah, peppermint bark with dark
chocolate. Yeah, yeah, youknow what, because it's I like,

(01:25:39):
well, I can't I can't reallysay that because I like mint chocolate.
But there's something about the pepper mint. It's the like the I'm thinking about
those Garadeli ones that have like thepeppermint in it. Yeah, pretty much
candy canes in them. Yeah,yeah, exactly, Yeah, I'll to
that. Yep, we can't together. I feel about candy canes the way
that you guys feel about like,uh, candy corn or circus a terrible.

(01:26:02):
I don't eat a straight up candycane, but I will eat that
peppermint bark because the flavors good.A little mini cane. You know.
Trader Joe's has those, uh thoselike holiday version of the JoJo's. Those
are good. That's essentially peppermint bark. I know, I can't explain.
You're weird, Yeah, weird becausethat's like that's a mint chocolate thing.

(01:26:25):
But like I don't get a lotof the peppermint ea. It's more just
like regular mint and chocolate that peppermintbarks maybe because it is like chunks of
candy cane. You know what,I'm going after work getting those JoJo's.
You forgot about them? Right?Yeah? Those are good. I'll bring
you some bark. Today's eat ared apple day? No, thank you?
What's wrong with the red apple?I prefer apple, but I'll eat
a red apple. After talking aboutTrader Joe's JoJo's or yeah both and uh,

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Seabats. I know you probably knowabout this as the well you know,
you are the lead feminist on theshow. Do you know what today
is National Women's Day? It's NationalWomen Supporting Women Day. Yeah, so
as an ally of women, Iwill step aside and let them support each
other. Oh thanks, that'll needvery generous. That's so kind. Yeah.

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Is it Seabats being kind day allover again? I know, right?
Greg? Check this out. Thiswoman in the UK, she's wondering
if her phone is haunted. Allright, maybe it is. It's an
iPhone and this alarm goes off everyday at nine to twenty five in the
morning, even though she doesn't havean alarm set, and she says it
just randomly started one day. Thisis about five years ago. It's gone

(01:27:36):
off every day since. Is thisGreg Gory makings crazier? Like? She
claims that her alarm only wrings herphone is not on silent, what she
said is not the norm, youknow. But on top of that,
the alert only sounds once instead oflike the normal function like going off until
the user press a stop or asneeze or whatever. But apparently she's gotten

(01:27:56):
more than one phone, and everytime she gets the new phone, it
starts doing that too weird. Here'sa little clip. Basically, I have
an alarm that goes off. Ishould have warned you. It's a you
know, involving a fun actual action. Yeah. Yeah, every morning at
nine twenty five am, without fail, every single morning. And I do
not have an alarm set at ninetwenty five, nor have I ever had
an alarm set at nine twenty fiveam. This alarm has transferred through phones,

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so every time I because when youget in your iPhone, you can
transfer your day to it. BecauseI don't want to start fresh my alarm,
My nine twenty five alarm comes withit, and it's the most stressful
thing. And I'm also convinced thatI'm going to die at nine twenty five
in the morning at some point,and it's like a prediction of my death.
See that's how I feel about nineeleven because I always notice the clock

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when it's nine eleven, it's eleveneleven. And the thing about it is
that I like, maybe I'm tryingto fall asleep. I'm having a hard
time falling asleep. You know what, I'm going to look like, and
I'll sit there for forty five minutes, an hour or whatever, you know,
a time. I always will popmy head up to see what time
it's nine to eleven. It's likeif you're constantly looking at the clock,
that's different. I could see likewhere you would a lot of times just

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happen to look. Yeah, butit's like, after not looking at the
clock for however long, not evenknowing really what time it is at all,
you look and it's nine to like, son of a bitch, what
is it? What is it tryingto tell me? Is this what I'm
gonna die? Yeah? Am Igoing to die out? Am I going
to die at like, you know, not eleven in the morning or at
night or whatever? And soon?Yeah? Most likely? Yeah? Probably.
I was gonna say, if she'djust get a new phone, but

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she's already tried that it still happens, then her haunted theory probably accurate?
Or is the movie? Was ityour favorite one? Greg Jenski, oh,
Jexy jack Zy? I think itwas jet Ski. Maybe it was
just no ifs to Greg, Butyou and I have seen Jack X starring
what's his face? On Netflix sohard that you just can't say, it

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is probably one of the worst thingsI've ever seen. Oh my god,
are you serious? It is not. It's not it's not three times?
How many times you watch it probablylet's say five, three of those five
right in a row. I didn'tmake it through through, I questioned Greg.
Sometimes I love most of his stuff, makes sense his likes and dislikes,

(01:30:10):
but don't waste your time with Jackson. Watch it formulaic so good?
Like I watched it once. Iwas like, Okay, I was like,
did Chuck Lri write this good?So bad and unfunny? Wow?
Like is this a Chuck Lori specialfailure? And then I thought, is
Greg just punking us? Like ishe straight up lying to us? The

(01:30:31):
rewatching? I don't get, butit wasn't a bad one I do.
It's bad. Greg will get ona well, it's like you know what
medicine's like you when you get ona kick of like some place that you're
eating. Like, he'll find aplace that has whatever it is, right,
he'll go there of it. Yeah, but and then I'll burn himself
out on it, and then hewon't go back there for a while.
And then I watched Jackson realized Ilove it, watch it again until you

(01:30:53):
get sick of it. Second watchingloved it, Let's watch it again,
rules three times. It's really bad, it's really great. Don't listen to
like I for comedies. I wantcomedies to be funny. I want you
like to get out and I thinkyou're punking us saying that, yeah,
it's great break. I don't knowif we've ever asked, like officially,
it seems like a lot of thestuff comes from the Amazon Prime. But
is that like, when you wantto sit down and watch a movie,

(01:31:14):
is that your go to? Like? Do you go right to Amazon Prime?
For some reason? My habits areNetflix first, I'll just quickly check
it out. Yeah, then Amazon. But lately I've been on Hulu most
okay, because I'm watching Old Frasers. Now, do you perssonally look for
the worst rated movie? Just doyou want to to have an audience score

(01:31:35):
of fifty year below. I lookfor what it appeals to me, and
then I end up liking it.Menace great, I should say. The
Outlaws also stars Adam Divine, alsoa comedy, Pierce Brosnan, and Oh
I watched that, I liked it. Oh gosh, I watched it.
It was also because basically the plotis that Adam Divine's in laws are actually

(01:31:56):
like the law exactly. It's alsoterrible, but really mildly amusing on Adam.
He was no, it was noJackxy, but I you better believe.
You better believed. I saw thethumbnail and watch the hell out of
the like instantly. Yeah, he'sthe best divine all day, all day
watch game. It's so good.Do you remember the video stores back in

(01:32:18):
the day, they would have likethe staff pick section or whatever. I
guarantee Gregs would have always been instop because, like you know, Dave's
section was always like picked over andthere would be greg section. It's like
there's a there's a movie behind everyone of those boxes. I've got.

(01:32:39):
I did work in a video store. We didn't have that section in Sadly,
I couldn't impart my brilliant taste.I've got all these divine comedies pulled
up here. Yeah, but thisis the IMDb ratings. Jax six out
of ten should have been ten,but that's fine, which is bad.
By the way, it'd be likea seven or Outlaws five point four out
of ten should have been like aseven. Game over Man five point four

(01:33:00):
out of ten. Yeah, tenout of ten. I get that movie.
I know Adam Devine seems like anice dude. I think he probably
be fun to hang out with,but he makes trash comedies. Were amazing.
Thank you. You guys are throwingout things that I have never about.
Mike and Dave. Is that whateveryou said that we heard when we
first met rom com It is aI don't like. I don't consider those

(01:33:24):
comedies when we first met. Igot to write that down. And I'm
watching that tonight about times in arow. Yep, if I like it,
it might be four we plans cancelingall plans. It's Adam Divine weekend.
Red leave us in af drivers voicemaileight seven seven forty four. You
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Ravey's ready to go with NERD Nowshow. This is nerding out with
Ravy. What you nerd out abouttoday? So if you have a spare
two hours and forty eight minutes Ido, you can go check out Renaissance,
a film by Beyonce. Oh intheater. Oh wait, no,
I'm busy. That is her concertfilm. Though it's a bit different from

(01:34:10):
the Taylor Swift concert film because Beyonceshas more of what's going on behind the
scenes, so there's a lot moreediting. I think Taylor's is more of
a straight up just concert movie.Yeah, but Beyonce's has a lot more
behind the scenes if you're interested inthat. Now, men, as you
could speak a little bit to this, because you and I were talking about
it off the air. The firstDoctor Who's sixtieth anniversary special, which is

(01:34:33):
on Disney Plus Now. I lovedit because I love David Tennant as the
Doctor. His return, along withthe return of Catherine Tate's Donna Noble,
just kind of stroked me in allthe right ways. Right. But ever
since it was announced that Disney wasgoing to be the streaming home for Doctor
Who and would have some creative input, that has made fans very concerned because,

(01:34:58):
as we all know, let's faceit, pretty woke company putting out
pretty woke product. And this firstepisode features a non binary character. Oh
no, yeah. Listeners started textingin about it. They're like, how
do you feel about it? Igo, well, I don't watch Doctor
Moves, so I have no feelingson it. But let me ask Raby
It's sent social media also into afrenzy. Now, the majority of people

(01:35:24):
that were posting I saw were likeme, like, oh, Doctor Who
is back, this is awesome.But then there was also the others who
were just bashing, just bashing this. And now there's another concern about Doctor
Who. With the infusion of Disneycash, Doctor Who looks too slick for
some people. Oh really slick.Yeah, Like Doctor Who always has kind

(01:35:46):
of had like a little campy feelto it, but now with an infusion
of Disney cash, it looks likea movie. Oh oh no. That
has people concerned that maybe Doctor Whowill lose some of its creativity because now
it looks awesome. I kind ofagree with that. Sometimes I forgot what

(01:36:10):
happened. But the later episodes ofScrubs later season, yeah, like they
got better cameras or something, andit just looked too high quality for Scrubs.
Well, people have that concern nowabout Doctor Who. I'm raving for
more nerd stuff. Check out theNerd Now podcast at the Woody Show dot
com. Nerd Right, thank youvery much, Rabels, you gotta dog

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exclaim talking to myself? When Isay it again, we are always running

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fell the thrillers, thriller, alwayspushing up the tail, searching for the
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no one wants in front of me. I say He'll be founding me,

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love changing all the time, settingthe freedom wedding me is fucking all the
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(01:50:08):
is how it should come. Ishould say strong, but it is all

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