The Woody Show December 4th 2023 Podcast

Who misses Flash Mobs, Nose Hair Waxing removal, Elf Fun Facts and more!

Episode Transcript

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Sleep is dune to the graphic natureof this program, listener discretion is it
lies the Woody Show? This isthe Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is

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now in session. Hey, goodmorning everybody. Good morning, Hey Monday.
It is December the fourth, twentytwenty three. Hello and welcome.
We are the Woody Show, abrand new week and a studio that we
have never worked out of before.Good luck to us. It's a it's

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right down the hall from the studiothat we're normally in our our regular studio
we show h Q. But assoon as the show is over on Friday,
like this team of engineers came instarted ripping out everything, equipment,
wiring. It's completely getting remodeled,ripped like from an engineering standpoints, getting
remold so we'll actually have stuff thatworks, believe or not allegedly. Leg

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Yeah, we'll see that one.We'll see. We'll see. But in
the meantime, we're down here inthis auxiliary. Stuart, does this sound
okay far to each other? That'swhat I mean. I don't know.
Yeah, I can't even see boredfrom morat because like Board's still back in
his room. Yeah, I can'teven get like a heads up. I

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think I know you do. Imean, Greg, you always look great,
they always sound great. Yeah.So so anyway, now this is
working a little bit differently on thephones as well, just because of you
know, we we can't we don'thave the abilities. Things aren't wired to
be able to for whatever reason,not wired to be able to take live
calls. So we're asking you tostill call in and you know, give
us your take or feedback or storythat you want to share as we're bringing

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up these different things on the show. But it's just a twenty four to
seven after hours voicemail because then whatwe could do is we can go to
the after hours voicemail, harvest thecalls from there, play them through the
computer, which we can play throughthe So it's backwards in year, but
we're gonna try it out this wayjust for this week while this is going
on eight seven seven forty four,Woody, you can also hit us up
with that text over to two tonine, eight seven. It is the

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semifinal round of the Redneck News Storyof the Year. It's gonna be very
quick to get to who ends upbeing the story of the year. We're
gonna have that, We'll get intosome of the trending news headlines and all
this stuff, Nerd, Now allthis stuff here today for you on the
Woody Show. So were every yearit's the I told you the list about
like how much the twelve days ofChristmas would cost or how much the stay

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at home moms would make if theygot paid for all the jobs that they
do. Well, you know everybodytalks about home alone this time of year,
right, and now is this gonnabe a new one that we have
to see every year? But Iguess maybe because like grocery inflation has been
such a big story, like thecost of groceries and how much that is,
but how much the groceries and homealone would cost in twenty twenty three?

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Yeah, okay, because I don'tremember that. You don't. He's
like, are you where's your mom? What you think my mom would allow
a nine year old? Ever,your boy here in the store by himself,
man that little market. Yeah,you got the toothbrush, No,
that's it's laundry detergent. It getsmacaroni and cheese. He has a Cooper
home and then his bags break.You got a pack of army men.

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It was such a big scene he'sstanding there in line looking through the magazine.
What did you see like one time? Greg, No, I've seen
it one hundred times. You thinkof the icon, you think of like
the bag breaking scene, is Iremember that huge? That's weird compared to
the paint can the Mandela effect,Like I don't remember a grocery store scene.
Uh. Yeah, So he gota TV dinner, loaf of wonderbread,

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a frozen mac and cheese, onehalf gallon of milk, tied laundry
detergent, toilet paper. Oh,Greg, imagine that embarrassing. He was
so brave, little Kevin. Ahalf gallon of orange juice, a pack
of army men, a pack Ithink of saran wrap, and some dryer
sheets. Four hundred and ninety eightdollars. Okay, Well, in the
movie he spent nineteen dollars in eightythree ci. Yeah, his pants are

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twenty with this coupon and he's outthe door. Yeah that would God them
were the nineties, the launcher detergentalone would be over twenty yeah right,
yeah, exactly, I'm saying nowadaysone hundred and forty five dollars. Well,
the Tide by itself twenty twenty threeaverage price, you know, from
prices across, got to be likeeighteen thirteen bucks. Okay, thirteen bucks.
And then if you add everything up. He guess what he would spend

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nineteen dollars and eighty three cents forback in the nineties in that scene.
How much would it be today forthose ten items? Ravate fifty five dollars?
Fifty five dollars, Greg Gory onehundred and sixty four. Maybe where
you shop at your way off?What kind of a billionaire place there?
You go? Quick? What kindof ten things? Places? Are you
wonder? Bread? Okay, maybeI didn't listen to the list very well.

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Seventy eight seventy eight dollars, menace, I'll go seventy five seventy five
bucks, Sammy eighty five, eightyfive bucks. Basty six actual twenty twenty
three prize for the ten times thatKevin McAllister bought a home alone would be
sixty three dollars and seventy three cents. Yeah, I guess we can look

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on. No, I was withgreat because I was thinking like a full
like like thing of toilet paper.Toilet paper is like twenty easily twenty bucks.
Well, because he wasn't buying likea four packah, which goes to
show you how big that seed wasit. Greg, Yeah, I thought
he bought all the Launders deturgent,all the toilet paper, laundry detergent is

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big, so that would be easilytwenty bucks. This person didn't want to
pay for anything. So it's atwenty six year old woman in New York.
Emery Thompson stole eight hundred dollars worthof Barbie toys from a Walmart and
then drove off word wow eight.So the police tracked her down, but
she refused to pull over because youknow, she was loaded up with eight

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hundred bucks worth of Barbie stuff.I'm not stopping now. It's like I
have the Hope Diamond in here.And she led them on a high speed
chase, speeds hitting over one hundredmiles an hour, so like they do
in a lot of places. Nowthey're like, all right, this is
getting too dangerous. They called thechase off, but they knew who she
was, so this went to herhouse the next day and they arrested her.
Oh okay, good, but nowyou're going to jail. Could have

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killed people, but I mean,at least they bothered to find out who
it wasn't bust them. Yeah,you know that's true, So I support
that. Yeah, I don't knowwhat are those protein bars? Is it
just regular granola bars or protein bars? Saming that you make a big noise
with every morning? That, yeah, the protein bars waking up peanut butter
and chocolate. That's just me.It drives everybody crazy. When does she

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do this because I don't feel likeI hear it usually. Okay, so
I am here, but you're distractedwith other things. But why she does
this is because she's eating it aboutit eighth at a time, right,
and so it goes back. Yeah, I don't know. I changed the
way that I do it, andnow I open the whole thing at one
time and I kind of peel itopen so that it's like a little plate
for me to be able to placeit back on. So much food.

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Yeah, when when she first becameaware of rabies or everybody's issue, I
guess with the the the noise thatit made, like she started like putting
it like in a ziploc bag.Take it out of doing that, and
she's like that was recommended. Butdid you get to the point, like
what am I doing. Yeah,yeah, I stopped doing that. This
is ridiculous, but she's horrible inopening that thing. So I don't know

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if this is what it is,but it's the triple chocolate Almond flavor Burn
boot Camp after burns. Have youseen those? Hell? Can we get
one? Double wrapped Burn boot Campafter burn? It's a it's a protein
bar. Sounds like fuel, butthey have been recalled because no parchment paper,
shring grab hairnets or whatever been foundin the in the bars. Yeah,

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they're kind of like in the Idon't know, the pharmacy pharmacy section.
Yes, yeah, yeah, soundsgross. I mean, so far
no injuries have been reported, butpeople have been finding these things. Here's
what's interesting thing because they always saywhen you read or the you know,
the nutrition or the diet tips orwhatever, stay away. But yet you

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see these people who are ripped eatingthese things, right a right, but
they're going to burn them off.They use that for fuel for their intense
workouts. But like these calorie denseyou know, protein bars or whatever they
say, people who ate one aday were more likely to put on weight
than people who didn't eat them atall. It makes sense, and I
guess because like Ravy said, Imean they're doing those burn them off crazy

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uh crazy workouts and stuff you dogains and stuff. Yeah, oh dude.
So I I've never really listened toJoe Rogan's podcast. I've never heard.
I mean, I've heard like clipslike that makes the news of oh
so and so is on there,and some said whatever it was right.
Elon Musk ends up ruling having clipsfrom the Joe Rogan pockets. But I've

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never listened to it before. Isit always like ninety percent about working out?
Well, that's where he takes it, That's where he takes the conversation.
Yeah, because I don't listen tothe whole thing either. I'll see
clips. Oh, I only gethighlights. I never listened to the whole
thing, and it's oftentimes it's youknow, it's his MMA buddies. So
that's what working out because like ultraathletes I put on. I'm like,
this is the first time I'm goingto listen to like an actual just because

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it's so big and it's so popular. Curious, I'm listening around like Ravey
told me about a couple of showsshe's listening to and whatever else, and
I want to go listen to thisJoe Rogan podcast, you know that you
know gets these huge numbers. He'sgetting a hundred million dollars, whatever the
hell it is, right, Yeah, And the first episode, the first
forty minutes, forty five minutes,it's just it was like all workouts stuff.

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And then I'm like, all right, so fast forward, fast forward,
fast forward, fast forward, Andit got like a little over an
hour, and finally they got tosomething that was like not working out,
Like, all right, well,then maybe it's just the one episode the
very next day. So the nextday or the next episode whatever. The
next one was another forty minutes ofworkout stuff right at the beginning of the
show, to the point where I'mlike, is this a workout show?

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And if so, how is itso big? How's it so popular?
And I know all these guys thatyou know, we love, love him,
and I love going on the show, So I figured like, oh,
there's gonna be a lot of cool, like entertainment kind of stuff on
there. I didn't know it waslike a workout show. Now there's like
channels that are dedicated like on YouTubeand TikTok that are just the highlights and
that's the kind of stuff that's whatI would make good because then I'm like,

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all right, man, I'm givingthis one more shot. The very
next episode, the first thirty fiveminutes workout was all workout stuff. Yeah,
I'm like, forget it. Iget I don't. I gave up.
I don't know how guys spend threefour hours multiple times a week with
that, because it is yeah,it's not it's not that interesting. I
just gave up, Like I wantedto hear what the hype is all about,

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because the clips that you get everyonce in a while, those are
good, you know, but it'sonly like, is there two minutes of
interesting stuff the entire like SNL,all you have to do is watch the
clips. Yeah, and I andI agree with Menace. I think,
you know, the way that atleast I get to use podcasts, I'd
rather just be like forty five minutestomes, you know, unless you're listening

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to like a like a full show, like you know, we have a
radio show. It's on for howevermany hours, and you listen to a
full show whatever. But like ifyou're just doing like a little like a
Joe Rogan type podcast or one ofthese other podcasts. Just give me the
forty five minutes, give me thirtyminutes, even thirty to forty five minutes.
That's good that that covers my drive, you know. Yeah, or
if I'm just sitting there in bed, you know, reading through, scrolling

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through some stuff before you go tohave a little podcast on before I nod
off. Yeah, thirty forty fiveminutes. It's either workout stuff or hunting
stuff, like the last moment.Yeah, there's a ton of stuff too.
In the test past, I've beentwo different bow hunters. Right,
awesome, you got the Rock inthere, so that's workouts. Oh yeah,
that was all work that okay,that was one of them. And
then like biohackers, so like alot of like nutrition and yeah, and

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doctors who talk about food, butwhich goes back to working out of course,
the one half of it. Andthen the comedians. Yeah, well
the one because I look for someonewho I recognize as a guest, the
one was the Rock with the Rock. I'm like, oh, I'll see
what the Rock's got to say.And of course, and that made more
sense because if you ever follow themon social it's all working out. It's
working out anyway. Yeah. Eightseven seven. Hit us up with the

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Texas. Now we're talking about workingout. Hell yeah, bro yeah,
look out for those those protein bars. Man. Mm hmm, I'm gonna
hair in it, shrink wrap andparchment paper. Jesus sounds delish, all
right? Or Woody Shows next,hang on the Witty Show. What's up,
everybody? I hope you're enjoying theWoody Show podcast. It's Menace Tomorrow,
December fifth, from three to fivepm. I'm gonna be in Palmdale,

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California at Raising Canes. It's thegrand opening. I'm gonna have a
bunch of giveaways for theme parks,concerts and Woody Show merch. So hang
out with me tomorrow, number fifth, in Palmdale at Raising Canes from three
to five pm. Everybody, shutup, Attention, attention everybody, The
Woody Show Man. We are intoanother new hour insensitivity training for a politically

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correct world. It is Monday morning. It's December the fourth, twenty twenty
three. We are the Woody Show. Up. I'm onding that's Raby.
There's Greg Gory. Good morning,Menace is here? What's up? There's
a sea man gets Sammy Fort,Caroline Morgan Vaughn everybody's here. Phones are
open, actually they're not open.I mean you can call in. We

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can't put you on the air becausewe're in this auxiliary studio that they're remodeling
our studio, but we can takeyour text. You can text over to
two two ninety seven. Or ifwe're doing a contest of some kind,
but how of the contest can choosea text number and call that maybe I
guess who cares? You know what, I'll tell you what if if we're
going to do a contest, willbe be caller whatever? Yeah, and

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and we'll just have to take that, you know, off the which most
of the most of the time doingold school like speakerphone stuff. All right,
so phones, no worry about that. Text two to nine eight seven,
that works, Yeah, text overemail, email to the wieshow dot
com, or on social media.All right. Uh, coming up,
Seaba says he has a a thingthat a Roden mail. We're going to

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find out more about that. Uhhe's issuing is it a challenge or they
just want to see if somebody wantsto does it work? It's you know,
it's it doesn't work. It reportsall right, So that's coming up.
We got the semifinal round that startstoday of the red Neck News Playoffs.
This is a very quick thing.I'm just going to give you the
nominees you text over. I'm notgoing to get into the entire story because

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we just went through the playoff rounds. So these are just a reminder of
who these people are. Only oneof these will move into the final,
which will happen on Friday. Ohmy god, So the final is happening
on Friday today. Your three nomineesfrom the Redneck News Store the Year competition.
Nomine Number one is that chicken Massachusettswho blew up her car when she

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tried to light a cigarette while shewas huffing, blew out all the windows.
Photos are so great. It lookslike a movie. Has very minimal
burnings. Sure, I mean eventhe cars around her were damaged. But
she's fou she's wiley. Coyote shouldbe famous. So that's nominee number one.

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Yeah, and this was this isnear the Walmart too. This is
from the Walmart bracket. Nom numbertwo is the running from the Cops bracket
winner in the playoffs, the methdealer in Colorado who ran and tried to
lose the cops by making a sixhour float away down a river. Yill
text two over to two two nineeight seven, and then nomine number three

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from the fighting bracket. This isthe woman who she handed off her baby
so she could jump into that hugefight at the grocery store. Boy,
this is where it really gets tough, I know, because only one of
these can move into Friday's final.So text your vote over right now over
to two two nine eighty seven.So I'm really gotta consider this. So

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the check who blew up her carwhen she tried to light a cigarette while
she's houghing, the guy who triedto lose the cops on that float away
down the river, or nom thenumber three, the woman who handed off
her baby so she could jump intoa huge fight at a graacery store.
I mean, I know who I'mvoting for, but it was tough.
Yeah, tough to say one,two or three. Oh hey, we

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don't know what what SeaBASS has forus yet. He's gonna go grab it
out of the office. But onething that I purchased recently is not a
sponsor. I guess they could be, but I've told you a number of
times like I had no shame inmy game here, like I have a
lot of gray like in my beard, and you'll see it if you go
through like all the videos from theshow. There's times like, oh,
wow, you're really great. Othertimes you're like, wow, you left

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it in too long. Yeah,there's one time I can't remember one.
You made it itch black. Yeah, well just because I left it in
too long, okay, lost trackof time. And but anyway, so
I've seen this. This is oneof those things that popped up on Instagram.
I kept seeing it, kept seeingit, kept real You're never going
to do that again, but Ididn't. I bought something else and it
turned out okay. But now Idecided to try this out on my gal

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It's it's hair color. Whatever,what can I lose. It's simpler hair
color. You might have seen itlike pop up in your feet, simpler
m P L E R oh theyuse all the vowels. Yeah, simpler
hair color. And what I likedabout it because I was using just for
men, which works, which doeswork fine. It's but like the fact

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that I'm doing beard and hair,like you can't do them both at the
same time, so it becomes morelike time exhaustive because you know, you
do the hair, then you gotto rinse it out and wash it whatever,
and then you can go do thebeard and then you have to get
back in the shower rinse all thatout and do all that stuff again.
Oh I didn't the simpler hair color, I like, I tried it out
and it works awesome. It's II used it right before Thanksgiving. It's

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it's what's still in there now orwhatever. But like you just put the
stuff. It's in one can ofcut. You put it on a brush,
and what I like to is itgets down deep, like all the
way down to like the uh youknow, to where the hair meets the
skin, right, and it's anice even thing. It's very easy to
apply. Leave it in for abouttwenty minutes. You can do both.
You have time, in other words, to do your hair and your facial
hair. Okay, it doesn't stainyour skin the way the other stuff does.

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Yeah does Yeah, so it won'tbe like kind of throwing me off
when you come in here with somethingreally dark. Yeah yeah, I mean
like you didn't notice it last week? I didn't, right, No,
superna like like just for men,we always notice yeah, right, yeah,
because that it lasts. Also,like I do leave it in there
a little extra long because I know, like it starts the minute you start

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washing it again or whatever. It'sdeceptive. The just for men sometimes turns
like white paste and you think thisisn't doing anything, and then a minute
or two later it's a really getsreally really really anyway. I like because
it also like if you have likejust a light stubble, you can use
this stuff and just put it onthe stubble like a five o'clock shadow and
it'll take care of that and it'snot like super staining or whatever. It's

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anyway, it's cool. We hada chance for Santa Claus Woody Beard.
We missed it that cause Woody Beard. Oh yeah, yeah, totally totally
that would have been awesome. Yeah, but yeah, Simpler hair Cut not
a sponsor. They don't spend adime with this show. They're not an
advertiser. But when we find somethingthat we think is uh cool or useful

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or whatever. And I know there'sa lot of dudes in our audience,
and you know, just in theage range of people that that this show
reaches. It's everybody from people whoout of even think have grown a mustache
yet to people who are losing theirhair like Sea Bass or have gone completely
gray. Yeah, yeah, simplerhair color. Yeah, check it out,
all right, don't get to whateverit is that you want us to
try out. Yeah, and thenand then we'll get uh, we'll get

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an idea what that's all about.All right, that'll be next year on
the Woody Show. Hang on,I'm showing that out there. Isn't too
good. It's pretty good. Ihope it's not too good, so I'm
thinking maybe it's not good the WoodyShow. All right, So, as
we heard before the break, SeaBass he got a new thing in the
mail that he wants to know ifanybody in the room wants to try out.

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All right, and what is theitem, Sea Bess. It is
for the recommendation of Greg Gory anose wax removal. Kid. Well,
yes, I'm down, Okay,good, so you are. Yeah,
I would love to do it.You don't me the two most painful hairs
to pluck, nose hair and pube. Oh yeah, well yeah I would

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hurt. I don't know why youwould pluck up peube when in your life
if you plucked the pube but likeyou never by accident, you mean,
yeah, like exactly, okay,Like I bought one of those Bandscape nose
trimmer things. I don't think I'mI don't think I'm really good at it.
How you are not good at it. I'm with you. I don't
think I get everything, like youuse those kind of go around the way

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you're supposed to. And then ifyou tilt your head back and look,
you're like, did I do anything? I do that, but you're tilting
your head back and look at.The whole point is so it doesn't stick
out right on the entrance of thenostril. I want it to because you
still need your nose hairs. Two, because you are often shorter than men.
When you look up, is itgross to see nose hairs? Yes,
yes, that's what says. Sowe're doing okay, but we're trying

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to make it better for you.Ray. But it's usually you know,
dudes who are eighty but that's whatyou guys when you see those. But
I'm talking with the ones that protrude, right, Like if you write up
somebody's nose, if you're looking upsomebody's nose, you're going to see boggers.
And get what you get right.But so when you say yeah,
it's gross, you're talking about theones that are like hanging down. Do
you ever get one of the onesthat are like it's like a piano chord,

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not in my nose. I getthose on my face, like in
my goateee or something. You justa sudden I look and it's the thickest
hair of life, and then whenyou go to pull it out it comes
out so easily. Yeah, it'sweird. It's it's really strange, like
like sometimes you get like a ticklebecause the nose hair is starting to come
out of my nose and it's like, uh, it starts like playing around
with one of the hairs on mymustache, and so they create that little

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tickle on my nose. I'll goand I'll pull it out like ye do
one of the which kills. Itmakes you tear up. It makes you
tear up. And this thing islike a piano string. It is the
like not all of them so weird, but it is satisfying when you get
one of those big, thick,heavy ones, so satisfying. It's so
bizarre. We've been pluck a lotof stuff though, you guys, play

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eyebrows, right eyebrows, a straightnose here here and there. Yeah see,
I bought one of those little trimmerstoo, but I use it for
like ears and nose, and I'llalso use it like to you know,
so you're you're supposed to have themustache, so it like doesn't really curl
over over your legs your top lip, although some people grow them out big

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and big and thick, but Idon't like that feeling either. It's I'll
use it for those three things.And this is like the one that you
bought menace. Is it one ofthose like where the end of it is
round like a circle or is itlike a saw? See, the one
I have is like a saw andthat works. That one works good for
the ear, yeah, way better. Speaking of mustaches, this nose wax
removal kit comes with mustache guards,stickers. With the mustache. It smells

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like you're gonna son or something perfect. That's the way you prepare preparing it.
They are like little mini chocolate chips, little beads that you throw in
a little wax cup on top ofa little sit colander. Create the steam
heat like a chemist, and itall goes in the microwave all those in

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the microwave, and I think I'vegot a pretty good wax solution. Okay,
okay, alright, man, that'syou ready? Yeah? What do
I do? Then I'll put themput the mustache by. The mustache's like
a little sticky fins, and thenand then sea bass can come over there.
You can be what do they callthat? What do they call those
chicks? Esthetician? I believe allright, sea basses. I don't know

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if that's good. It looks soour word insert me. Is it melty
enough here? Greg's got a goodpoint. Is might to be more like
nacho cheese. Well there's part ofit that is like nacho. Yeah,
that one that's oozing right now.It's not melting consistent. So you need
melted more. That's find out,all right, I tell you what.
Let's why take the bright an thewords we're wasting the wax. Yeah,

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put it inside. It's all sayingit's all stick chips. Well don't wait,
let's go. Well the biggest concernedminute. It looks so funny with
that that mustache thing. All right, so funny, so put it in.
I want for you to put itin. Menace kind of kind of
flare your nostril and stick it in. Make sure it's seek. Yeah,
now let now leave it in forninety to two seconds? Too many?

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I would say two minutes is toolong? Oh? Is that okay?
I see? Actually, you knowwhat, it smells like the woods,
so it doesn't burn that. That'sthe biggest concern and what I would do
having done this before, because ifit gets too hard, then it's I
get scary to pull it out.Wait until it gives a little resistance,
if you tug on it a littlebit. But I think you would want

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it like really to get everything,because other way you don't want to do
it again, right, you wantedto like really grip on there. Okay,
So then you leave that stick inand then you put a little bite
then yeah, yeah, pull ithard. It smells like you're in a
cabin. Is it in? Itlooks like it. It looks like it
looks like it's in. I meanit looks like yeah. And there's only
one of those sticks, so youhave to reuse the stick. There's lots

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of sticks. Okay, Yeah,you don't want to do both. How
long do you leave that in there? Ninety seconds? To man? Oh
you got one in there too,Okay, no longer the cool if give
it a little tugs when you didit, like yeah, okay, then
I will do it now. Don'twait too long because it's going to hurt.
Here we go, oh oh lookhow much came out? My god?

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Wow wow, you should probably doyour You gotta do it fast.
Oh yeah, it looks like whenyou drop a lollipop on the carpet.
Yeah yeah, one, two,three, yeah two painting? Oh damn,

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did you tear up? What isthat thing hanging off the end?
Is that a big giant booger process? It's part of the wack I did
trim mine maybe like two weeks ago. Let me see, how does it
feel now? Like when you putyour finger in your nose, like yeah,

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finger your nose. Oh yeah,I feel they now plug your other
nostril and take a deep like yeah, yeah there you go. Oh yeah
nice. Yeah, it's a lotbetter. How do you I know?
It's like very short, temporary,you know, brief pain. But like,
like what do you rate? Likeis it like a it's not crazy?
That's like like d like okay,it's not what we got on what

(26:56):
he's all like, it's it's hurtsso much when just know that when you
pluck a nose hair out that's totallydifferent hurts. And therefore he wouldn't do
it because for the fiftieth time,what is a puss? Well, just
do it. Yeah, I don'tcare, yore's me all day. I'm
not doing hit me with another one. Yeah. And now now he's now
he's addicted. Now it's like itjust like melted mazrella we do this week.

(27:18):
It's like you're at the salon.Yeah, you know, it also
hurts. Like Raybe and I wereworking at the station and they gave us
this. We were doing something withthe laser hair that sucks. Oh my
god. We went to what wewent to several Yeah what do you quit
before I did? Oh? Yeah, forget it, Like this is not
worth it. Okay, does itworkman? Yeah? You have to keep

(27:44):
it up. Yeah, it's notpermanent. It does last for a long
time. Have to keep going withthe same frequency. Right at first,
you gotta go like a couple oftimes a week, at least once a
week. But the thing is,like they asked at first, like,
oh, do you we can putthis like topical numbing kind of stuff on,
that'll help, and I go forI'm thinking, how bad can it

(28:06):
be? It's a laser thing orwhatever. So dude, it was like
somebody taking a really thick rubber bandand constantly pulling it back like a bow
and just bam bam, bam bam, and it's over and over on the
same spot. It's not even likeI could even deal with it. I
think if it went from like spotto different spots to different spot, but
they just kept hitting the same spotover and over and over again. That's

(28:30):
what I did on my face,and it felt like a rubber band.
I ever got the second nostril.Oh it's still stuckring of Yeah, like
a big wax booger. Yeah,I think, I see. I think
I messed up. And on theon the the mustache protector went deeper.

(28:51):
There you a little more. Butalso yeah, like a little candy cane,
like a little village. How muchto put one of these in your
mouth? Like? Not doing itlike a lollipop? No, I would
see. We should have had Morgan'sthere for dogs can't even look at it,

(29:14):
let alone put it in my mouth. Oh God, But I mean
we have the pack. We cankeep this on the list for we can't.
We can't. That's true. Perfect, it's making me want to sneeze.
Oh yeah, okay, five,if you touch with your hand,
I'm good, I'm good. Allright? So what is this call again?

(29:37):
On Amazon? Yeah? It's everywhere. I'm sure, like what get
the box there? Yeah? Theyfrom Amazon. It's the wording is half
English. Okay, well you knowI figured it out. I know about
for people who are now curious.Nose wax. Nose wax removal, those
hair wax removal. All right,cool on Greg's favorite website Amazon. If

(30:00):
you need help with it, letme know more. What he shows next?
Hang on, what exactly what isthis? What do you show?
And welcome back? So fresh,so clean. We got four very clean
nostrils, you guys, I loveit, and four disgusting wax ticks.

(30:21):
Why did I do this sooner?Yeah? Man, sitting in the trash
can like a normal bit that wedo. That's not the regular. But
that's that's not the right thing,the healthy thing, the recommended thing to
do. Right, let's they say, But because isn't isn't it like a
natural filter for like reason, theirhair is there and there's still hairs up

(30:44):
there. Why so okay, thentake out every single one. Why don't
we have pubes? Then, like, what's that purpose? What's the purpose
of having like a keep it warmbush? I would bet it is to
capture pheromones. Oh, you canhave the same thing. Why men especially
have hair on the other side,I don't know. Maybe that's to keep
bugs from growing in. I don'tknow, to keep it warm. It's

(31:07):
probably from the cave days warm.Yeah, let me see why the women
are the pheromones. You're saying,that's what I believe? Yeah, like
yeah, why did I get Okay? So all all hair has a purpose,
Like the ones in your nose aresupposed to be kind of like a
filter, right to filter out thestuff or whatever. There's a question on
on they why don't the you know, how to fish keep their eyes open

(31:29):
underwater? And the very obviously answerwas because they don't have eye lists.
Oh yeah, it's pretty easy forthem. Maybe that's why. And then
I guess ear hair is to letpeople know you're old. Yeah, the
ear hair. Yeah, so likewhat would that would the purposees that be?
I know that like the wax servesthe purpose purpose, yes, and
people maybe also people flush that outand removing the hair. Yeah, if

(31:52):
you found out why we have abush temperature apparently is part of it.
That's what I've been saying. Also, it helped us warm, that's what
was saying. Cuts down on bacteriaand micro organism transfer during intercourse. Yeah,
alright, less skin on which Ilove that that makes sense, and
also reducing friction. Yeah, that'srugburn. I guess it would be you

(32:15):
can't say Indian burn anymore, butthat would be you can't tell you.
And another another theory hypothesis is thatit's an outward signal that you are of
reproductive age. Interesting, these areall again we don't know, we don't
know. We can't go back.It was I d before he had ID.
Yeah, well that's make sure goto the cave. Bar is that

(32:36):
where grass on the field playball camefrom. I know it's different nowadays for
good reason. But that's why youknow Bar and bought mitzvahs are at thirteen,
because that's when you can start makingbabies. That's when you are technically
and you know people fourteen year oldbrides was not yeare a man now?
Though those were awesome, man,I loved going to bar and Bob mitzvahs.

(32:58):
Those were the parties. Dude.Yeah, everybody's trying to outdo each
other. It was so great.But back to Medison's original point, why
not have any he just once amonth an esthetician come in here. She
could do a hair tree salonyebro.Yeah, yeah, we do. So
we got this story in the newsand one of these stories. South Carolina

(33:21):
private school teacher arrested for having sexwith a teenage student in a Pizza Hut
parking lot. That's a class twentyseven year old teacher seventeen year old student.
That's what I was thinking. Yes, well, the age of consent
is different in different states. That'swhat I'm saying. I lost my virginity

(33:43):
at fifteen. What states? SouthCarolina? South Carolina by seventeen? Dude,
are you kidding a twenty seven yearold like Okay, so I was
eighteen and I had that that twentysix year old girlfriend. Okay, on
that girlfriend, but so sixteen sixteen, So she was sending this kid naked
pictures of herself for a while.Your kids have it so good? Fifteen?

(34:07):
Huh did it start at fifteen?She's no, it was seventeen,
So that caused rumors of their inappropriaterelationship to circulate around the school. Because
this guy's talking, bro, yougot to keep it on the loll.
Eventually the school administrators found out aboutthe rumors, they contacted the police.
The teacher was immediately fired and isnow facing two counts of sexual battery with

(34:29):
a child seventeen years of age.Now, okay, here's the thing.
The parents of the students say theteacher has quote ruined their son's life.
Disagreed. She's not bad lucking either. I don't know. Yeah, yeah,
story, but I disagree. Yeah, I don't even need to see
the pictures. Will I say thisas someone who was a seventeen year old

(34:51):
boy, he was willing. There'sno way he wasn't willing, No way
doing a thorty figure even hotter thatit is what makes it wrong. Yeah,
it was playing on somebody with yourwell, if you're an authority figure.
Yes, no, I see,I don't see it as I don't
see that. As prey, Iwould have rolled down a hill of broken

(35:14):
nails. Okay, this is andI understand. Okay, by the way,
this is a different conversation like betweenmen and women. It's a different
conversation dudes. We're looking at itfrom a perspective of a dude, and
if we were in that situation becausewe were a seventeen year old boy.
But and then you start flipping around, Okay, well what if it was
the other way? Like I can'tjust I know it's a double standard or

(35:36):
whatever. I can't speak to that. I wasn't a seventeen year old girl.
I'm talking about this situation. Ifmy that's the thing. At that
age, you were one like youwould lower your standards. And this this
girl is woman, this teacher,she's pretty cute. She's sending me naked
pictures and she wants to hook upwith a pizza lot. Uh, pizza
hut parking lot. I am athousand percent game a billion. You've ruined

(35:59):
my life, I know, Ithink so was he going to Harvard?
I don't know what's he doing?Maybe ruined his life in the sense of
everybody knows. Great, it's allover. So his wrist is all broken
from the high five. Yeah,I'm trying, you know, his pitching
career. Yeah, it's like it'slike that South Park club. It's like,

(36:20):
oh, well, where should wego bring this boy his luckiest Boy
in the World trophy. I thinkRavy's right though, that's probably what they
think. I understand it's illegal andeverything else. Again, as I'm kind
of putting myself back in that thatthat mindset of a seventeen year old boy.
She was a married mother of twoall in, yeah, what's wrong
with her. It's a problem thathappens. She's twenty seven, yeah,

(36:43):
and couldn't find a twenty two yearold. I mean, I'm taking more
issue with, well, how theirson's life. Maybe he's a hotty.
If yeah, he gets like fiveo'clock show, maybe all the girls look
at him now and be like no. And again, I had one teacher
my entire from student career, fromkindergarten through my senior year of high school,

(37:04):
I had one teacher who was underthe age of thirty. Right,
Oh, for sure. I didn'thave anybody under fifty. And you got
to remember back in the eighties andstuff, when I was in like elementary
school and what like, even whenyou were in your thirties. Look back
at the pictures of kids in highschool in the eighties, they all look
like they're thirty five forty, Soimagine what an actual thirty five or forty

(37:25):
years they all looked like, uhninety, they all looked ninety. I
know, I missed the coolest hadthe whole thing with the little chains on
her glasses that she'd wear down,and she had her hair up in a
bun. It was all gray.She wasn't send anybody any nudes. Everyone
in my elementary school teachers looked likethat, or it was a dude,
you know. Yeah, we hadalmost no men and just old ladies.

(37:47):
Yeah, like rip and none werea football. Yeah all right, I'm
sure that pissed some people up,but I'm just saying I didn't have a
guy teacher until high school. Andwhat if he sent you a dude,
you'd be like rip, right,it would have been like especially while no,
if you thought he was hot,you'd be fine with it. We
always talk about that depends if he'shot or not. Jason Momoa, professor,

(38:07):
Yeah, professor, yeah, professorMomoa right, picture story. Yeah,
look at that bush less friction.You better give it up. With
these pear shape men looking just likethe Moms show Man, we are into
another new hour of insensitivity training fora politically correct world. It is Monday

(38:29):
morning. It's December the fourth,twenty twenty three. Hello, welcome.
We are the Woody Show on Woody. That's rating, Greg Gory Boy Menace,
High Sea Bass, Sammy Borton,Caroline the Wooded Show Production Department.
Bort What kind of things are onyour Christmas list this year? What to
get? Bort Or? It wouldbe like one of those guys like I

(38:50):
figure he would have like all theTransformer stuff already. Yeah. I talked
to him a little bit on what'son his wish list and he said it
was something Star Wars really Legos,I believe, Starfighter star Fighter, star
Fighter Starfighter. Maybe maybe it wasn'tLegos or maybe it was like a Starfighter
maybe like a nice like Japanese dollarstore kind of place. Yeah, oh

(39:15):
Dio diso, Yeah, okay,Yeah, it's a board to me,
I think would be the hardest personfor me personally, Like maybe you might
be more in tune with it fromlike all the kind of nerd and I
would still stuff getting them a giftcard. Yeah, the geek stuff.
Yeah, he's also a big switchuser Nintendo. Okaye. Wow. They
give him some uh some pet supplystuff, like a pet supply gift card

(39:37):
or something like that. Welcome Yeah, there you go, Yeah, say
we got Morgan here, Vaughn's herephones are open eight seven seven forty four
hit us up with the text overto two two nine eight seven. So
the the movies that made us you'rewatching that on? Yes? The new
episodes? Where are you at?I know? I love so it popped

(40:00):
out. I already watched all ofthese. They did one for Home alone,
they did one for for Elf.I thought was really interesting. That
was because I love that movie.ELF's a great movie. But it's crazy
because I would have thought like thatwas like the the peak of Will Ferrell,
right, I mean this is whenWill Ferrell was at his most popular.

(40:20):
I would have thought that movie wouldhave a much easier time getting made.
But they really didn't know. Theydidn't have permission for like anything when
they started filming. It's crazy,so they were just like shooting sleep out
on the street. So we justsaw like, is that Will Ferrell in
a weird Elf costume or whatever?Yeah, and he's just like hopping on
the crosswalk or whatever. Yeah,no permits for that shot a totally different

(40:43):
ending. Yeah, it sucked.So they did the ending. So here's
the thing, it's the twenty yearanniversary of ELF. It does that doesn't
surprise me? Twenty years? Yes, what would you have put it at
or maybe felt that maybe fifteen?It doesn't feel like it was that long

(41:04):
ago, but I guess it was. The script. Here's a couple of
fun facts. You know, Ilove the fun facts, but all stuff
that you can learn if you watchthis the movies that made us stuff.
But there was a couple other onesI found too. The script, it
was written all the way back innineteen ninety three and they wanted Buddy to
be played by Jim Carrey. Idon't you can see him doing it,
and he agreed to it, butthen dropped out somewhere in that ten years

(41:27):
of ITOK to finally get it made, and that's when they got Will Ferrell,
and even he wasn't the first choice. But now it's you know,
it's weird to think that, youknow, it could have been anyone else,
like just I don't know, likeit's one of those roles, like
I know that they had cast what'shis name to be Marty McFly back to
the future. Well, well,they started filming with Eric Stolts Eric Stolts

(41:49):
and realized that he did not getBut can you imagine if there was anybody
but Michael J. Fox that'd beso weird. Also, Will turned down
and reported twenty nine million dollars tomake an Elf sequel because he was worried
that it would suck and that peoplewould accuse him of doing it for the
money. But James Kahn claims thatthe real reason was because Will and John

(42:10):
Favreau didn't get along. Oh no, really, Yeah, That's what James
con always insisted, is both thoseguys because I like both those guys.
Is Will Ferrell cool? Is JohnFavreau cool? Like? Are they are?
They? Like? I haven't heardanything about the necessarly being Will Farrell.
I've heard if he's cool with you, he's super cool. If he's

(42:30):
not, then it's all or nothing. He had that massive falling out with
his partner Adam McKay. Yeah,well, okay, now, but in
both those cases, I know fora fact a dick to guess, Like,
if you had to put odds onwho's the who's a bigger dick,
Favreau or Fararell, I would certainlysay Favreau. Really, I mean,

(42:52):
I've been to like panels where he'son, but nobody's a dick when they're
on a panel. But Will Ferrellis one of those guys that you you
really want him to be cool.Yeah, I want him to be awesome,
But I don't think that you're evergonna like, if you're Will Ferrell,
like, how do you win?Because I don't think you're ever gonna
be able to be cool enough thatpeople have already built it up in their
head. Well, he did showup in DJ his son's frat Parker,

(43:13):
Yeah, son's thing, you know, like radio station, and in the
room while he was doing an interview, and then off there he was.
He was cool, but he wasn'tlike, you know, silly, wacky
guy or anything like that. Imet him once and he was incredibly nice.
And then again that might just beduring an Internet Some other fun facts
about Elf. Buddy's character was originallywritten to be darker, but Jon Favreau,

(43:37):
who directed, wasn't interested until wasrewritten to be more family friendly.
Buddy's costume, of course, basedon the outfits of the elves war and
Rootolph the Red Nose Reindeer. WillFerrell. This is one thing I thought
was interesting. He really ate allthat sugar he did, including the maple
syrup coated spaghetti and candy. Thecotton balls that he eats in the doctor's

(43:58):
office. Those are undyed cotton candyballs. But like he ate his weight
and sugar take after take after take. Oh yeah, they didn't just have
a bucket there where he get MaybeI don't know, I don't know.
Buddy's fight with the fake Sanna playedby Artie Lang that was done in one
take because it took the Art departmentweeks to decorate the department store. We

(44:20):
were talking about that when one shotwhen Sammy mentioned how hideous the White House
looks with all the decorations this year, and we were talking like trying to
explain what it looks like in youknow, mena or menus. I'm sorry,
Stea Bass said it looked like somekind of like seventies, that kind
of eighties cond of tact I comparedit to what that department store toy section
looked like after Buddy got ahold ofit. So it took them weeks to

(44:44):
decorate that. Yeah, and Favreaujust told him just go nuts and wreck
it, which would have been Gregyeah, yeah, it would be so
much fun. And uh, finally, Buddy's twelve second burp was actually performed
by Maurice Lamon Marsh, who didthe voice of the Brain on Pinky in
the Brain. So a little stuntstunted the twelve second burp Buddy that had.

(45:09):
Yeah, now it would just beAi Stunt with his own voice.
That guy. All fun facts.Another other other movie that holds up all
the time is National Umpoon's Christmas Vacation. Watch that a Christmas story? Did
you are you aware? Old?I just saw this recently that there was
a Christmas Fate, not a Christmasvacation, but a vacation spin off with

(45:30):
Ed Helms and Christina Applegate. GOh yeah, loves it. I love
that movie. Ed Helms is rusty, right, Yes, he's a grown
up rusty because what's his face makesa appearance? Yes, yeah, right,
they're both. This is part ofthe vacation. Cannon. Oh good,

(45:52):
it's good. Is a p oS. I didn't agree with it
because I kind of knew about it, but I was watching it just came
on Hony Central. It's like,oh wow, this is Cannon. This
is a fish. The whole reasonI love it is because of the Gate
She's so funny and Christine Applegate.Yeah, God, she's ruled my you
know you like all that snow villagestuff. Yes, uh, my wife

(46:14):
found this stuff. It's uh theyhave the McAllister's house, the house,
they have the uh the Griz okay, and like there's a whole setup of
that snow village stuff. But it'sall And I think they actually do have
the home alone house probably, yeah, I think they do. They have
a Yeah, so it's all thistheme stuff. You know, do you

(46:34):
have it? No? Where's itwas going to be like the come over
and see Little Price is right onthe Griswold Holiday House. Ye. Well,
what's the brand? Are we realizingthere's all these different brands called Department
fifty six? Yeah? That's howbig? Is it? Which like a
dollhouse size seven eight by seven byeleven? No, it's tiny stuff.

(46:55):
It's like it's not smaller than theshoe box size to twenty five? Uh?
Is it discontinued or is it currentlyis available to purchase right now?
Okay, say one hundred bucks,two hundred bucks, Well, menace,
you're gonna get one hundred dollars offbecause it is exactly two twenty five,
you know, gonna build my pocket, right my mother and my mother has

(47:19):
a ton of this CRUs just fora little piece of plastic, isn't it
glass? I thought it was thatthere were whatever? Who can ramm ceramic
or yeah? Something? All right, we're gonna take a quick break.
More Woody shows next, hang upmore next. Maybe they'll hurt each other
in the hallway running for the bathroom. Maybe the wood Show. Oh no,
I think I'm about to have myperiod. It's a Woody show.

(47:43):
We're back, Welcome back, It'sthe Woody Show. Blue. Yeah,
random thoughts? What's on your mind? What do you got there? Anybody
got it? Who wants to gofirst? I have a mega random thought?
Okay, do you guys remember whenflash mobs were really popular? Yes,
I don't know what. Maybe youthink of this, but not flash
mob robber robbing that's still popular,yeah right, but actual like public performances,

(48:07):
dance. Yeah. I saw avideo recently, and I don't know
if it was a new one oran old one, but regardless saw it
and even knowing oh this is avideo of a flash mob, I was
still surprised watching it like, ohthat guy joined in, Oh that girl
joined in, And my thought wasflash mobs are so nice, They're so

(48:29):
friendly, fun, they're fun there. They are literally a group of people
strangers that agree to get together.They rehearse, and the whole point of
a flash mob is to entertain otherstrangers and make people say wow, I
wasn't expecting that, and then theywatch it, everybody smiles. They're so

(48:52):
nice, it really is. Butthat's for random thoughts, wance on your
mind, much more nice than aflash mob because it's literally just to make
people happy. Now, Greg,that being said, I know you'ren't a
James Cordon hater nearly to the levelthat I am. That's basically his whole
show was manufacturing those just like ohthis is a nice, fun thing,

(49:15):
right, yeah, but the musicalsthat break out in the middle of an
air that James are not involved in. But right, it's fine, But
these are just because think of allthe preparation, because it would require so
much rehearsal, and what you're notdoing it for money per se, or
at least I don't think that didthese people get together and rehearse or it's
just like all right, here's whatyou're gonna do unless they know a certain

(49:37):
dance. This one particular one,everybody was watching this one guy dance and
he was crazy good. So itkind of drew a crowd to begin with.
And the next thing, you know, the people that you thought,
oh, they're just part of thecrowd, they join in, they join
in. People from upstairs come runningdownstairs, they join it. I'm like,
oh, it's a flash mob.This is so nice. It's just

(50:00):
so pure friendly. They're just sonice. Yeah. See when when I
see that stuff, I go andI don't care like that they're doing it.
I just think, like, whohas time for this? Yeah,
Like, I mean there's that elementto it, like if somebody said,
hey man, we're gonna do aflash mob, like if I'm going to
block out any of my time.But I think if you wanted to do
a lot of it, you wouldblock out some time. Yeah. But

(50:22):
that's what I'm saying. I thinkthe same thing about any kind of any
kind of protest that you see orwhatever. I'm like, that is who's
going down the Michaels getting their cardboardstuff and signs together, Yeah, and
then going out there and like Idon't know, ye like I care,
I don't care that much, right, I would totally do a flash mob.
I think that would be so fun. It's a shock. The group

(50:44):
that organizes a lot of these thingsis called Improv Anywhere Everywhere excuse me,
out of New York City, andthey they got him like their first one
was years and years ago where theyall went into a Best Buy dressed in
khakis and a blue shirt, whichis fun because it's like chaos. And
but since then they've they said,that's a little too mean. So now
that's mean because because you're causing confusionand customers, and the customers don't want

(51:07):
to talk who to talk to?But there are the people who also,
as we've done on this show,are they hanging out there all day or
is it just like they come inand then they try to filter. So
when I worked at a grocery store, my friend worked at another store across
the street, and I'll go visitthem, and then people would stop me
in that store and ask me wherestuff was, and I would just like
point to random places. This isthe same group that does the no Pants

(51:30):
subway ride. Well, it's justfun and whimsical. Where I infiltrated that
several times before the pandemic to crapmy pants. But they also do a
lot of this stuff where like alike a parade will just burst out of
nowhere and they'll and they'll find somerandom and say, hey, we need
a parade later, here's your hat. Would you lead our parade? Teas?

(51:52):
See the thing that the reason Ithink it's so nice is because their
motive is not to block traffic.Their motive is not too disrupt your day.
Their motive is not to make youangry or scared. It's just to
entertain. Does it mean that Ilike the best Buy one better than I
like the people just breaking down todance in the middle because you know what
it is, and best Buy oneis actually funny, right, t do

(52:16):
the other ones aren't just nice?Yeah? Like if I was at a
mall having an antis pretzel and aflash mob broke out, also, I
gotta say watch. But if I'mthe Best Buy employee and I got my
legit blue shirt on my khakis andI saw that, I think that's pretty
funny. I would think like,oh my god, I know what to
talk to you about. TVs.It's like what I do that's like when

(52:39):
I do the steal a taco thingwhere I'm dressing up is fifteen different characters,
right, and we find the Everyonce in a while we get the
employees like, no, you gotto get out of here, right right?
Why not just end your day?Exactly? Fun? All right?
Random thoughts? What's on your mind? I have a question for because you
guys all have dogs, I havecats. Go after your plants? No?

(53:01):
No, no, because I'm like, why is Sydney's Why does she
not have the ability to learn ifyou munch this, you will vomit?
Yeah? Like it's not toxic.I'm very cautious about making sure I have
plants that are not toxic to cats. But there's one that she always goes

(53:22):
for, and I'm like, well, gonna be cleaning that up and inevitably
probably within the half an hour.Two thoughts. Number one, Maybe it's
one of those things, you know, like a dog's weak grass if they
need to throw up. Maybe sheeats that. Yeah, like because there's
something that doesn't feel well and wantsto throw up. Number two, born,
I'm gonna need that clip. Youmunch this, you will throw up.

(53:44):
Yeah, I'm gonna need that clip. Just wondering if like dogs went
for plants, Sydney always goes forthis plant like Crosby doesn't bother but inevitably
there will be a barf in thehouse. Like my dog. When she's
outside, she won't anything in thehouse like that. But when she goes
outside, like there's like you know, landscaping and stuff in the yard,

(54:05):
she will go. We call her. She goes landscaping, like she'll go
find any dead anything, stick,leave, branch, whatever. She'll find
it and she'll drag it out inthe yard and she'll like start chewing it
into a million pieces. She doesn'teat it, you know, but she
just like tears it up. Ididn't even know it was there, Like
it didn't look like there was anything, but she found it outside. She
does that kind of stuff inside.Yeah, doesn't touch anything, although she

(54:27):
is kind of a pantyhound. Yeahyeah, and not like and not seriously,
not my son's or my underwear.It's only my wife's or my daughter's
underwear. If it is like anywherewithin her being able to get it,
she will grab those panties. Andthere's got like there's got to be something
to that. My dogs are obsessedwith my socks. Yeah, oh yeah,

(54:50):
I mean socks and stuff like that. But she's a pantyhound. You
think a dog wouldn't even know thedifference, poon Helden. Yeah, and
lesbian and lesbian yeah, eight seven, seven forty four, and it's some
of the text over to two tonine eighty seven. More Woody shows next,
hang on, you got the people. This is the Woody Show.

(55:17):
I'm back, it is the Woodyshowy Yeah, yes, menace yeah.
Oh. So we were talking theother day about bar soap and Ravee was
like, who is this bar solap? Barcos stupid? And I got some
the other day and I was like, oh, it's smells so nice.
What can't you get the life is? Uh, it's good at something.

(55:37):
It's at Target. I don't know, some line that starts wuld probably couldn't
gather Yeah, maybe store brand hatemaybe, I don't know. But it's
smelled awesome. So I was like, okay, I'm gonna buy it.
So I'm in the shower the otherday and I'm thinking of Ravy and I
was like, Raby stupid. Thisbarslap is awesome. It smells great.

(55:59):
I feel is great. And thenit slips out of my hand and I
go to grab it and I smashedmy hand against the wall super hard.
So that's what's hurting is my handbecause pretty much broke my hand now because
of bar soap and like man bendingover to get a bar soap. No,
no, as it was fallowing,I was trying. Yeah, you

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know, because that was smart.I don't like bar soap because I feel
like it doesn't rinse off like Ifeel like it's a film. No,
I feel like it rinses off likewhere your skin is almost squeaky because there's
bar soap. Well, I don't. If there's bar soap in like a
hotel or whatever, I won't useit because I travel with body wash because
I'm not bar soaper. Yeah,you need forty gallons of body wash for

(56:45):
yeah, one bubble, six gallonsto get one bubble a shower poof which
you say is like steel wool,which is crap. Use the bar soap
do you use like a like awashcloth or you bar bar bear bar like
crazy? Yeah? Its awesome,good fellow, good it is yeah,
SeaBASS is right. It is goodfellow. And it's kind of scratchy too.

(57:07):
It has like like flavor crystals.Yeah, flavor crystals in it,
and it feels good. It smellsnice. But gist about that. A
while back, like these soaps andwhatever, they had the little beads,
these foliating beads because it was basicallyplastic, right, Oh is it like
little beads of plastic was getting likemelted into the It's almost like little shards
of glass almost. Yeah. Ido finish my showers now with the sugar

(57:30):
scrub. Scrub? What is that? Not? Freaking love it? My
skin has never been softer. Howlong is your shower now? Like seven
minutes? It used to be fivestep eight. People waste so much money,
like I love a sugar scrub.They waste so much money on all
this skincare stuff. But that ison grit. That's got to be a

(57:51):
racket, right, I mean,well, shampoo is a racket. And
I learned this from Ravey's Hero whenit was on the Oprah Show. That
all shampoo is liquid soap. Itdoesn't matter if it's eighty dollars or one
dollar, right, it's just liquids. And they say absolutely don't rinse so
you can hear squeaky clean. That'sa misnomer and that is hair injury.

(58:12):
Hair injury. It's breaking down ifyou if it gets to that. But
I feel like women are the oneshave been suckered so much into all this
like skincare stuff for anything, thescrub go for it. Like how many
Okay, I know, Raby,how many things do you have? Oh?
I don't have a ton, butI do have you know, uh,

(58:34):
face lotion and then body lotion,and then obviously shampoo and conditioner and
body wash and face wash. Notmuch, those are basics. What do
you got? I have all thatstuff, but I also have a foot
cream that I use to keep myfeet soft. And do you have like,

(58:57):
are there like any like oils orwhatever that you put on your face?
Of course you know you have to. Well it is she's living proof.
Her skin is really good. Yeah. Yeah, she just lucked out
because there's plenty of other people thatdo that stuff that don't end up with
with rabies and they spend a billiondollars on it and walking into a woman's
showers always. But I mean,I don't spend billion dollars on my stuff

(59:20):
either. It's all just reason pricestuff. I have the bar soap and
then I've I've got the biggest bottlethat they sell of it's I think it's
old spice. It's like a threein one, so it's shampoo, body
wash, and face wash. Youuse the one thing for all of it,
just what Gregor has been saying.Yeah, because it is the same,
smells lovely. I wash my hair, wash my beard, rub it

(59:43):
all over my face and then Ican use it. Like. You know,
your skin is turning leathery. That'snot true. No, I could
see it from here. What doyou mean leathery? It's turning leathery.
That's strange because you're not caring forit. My face looks leathery, your
arms look leathery, elbows, you'reall leather You do same for Greg Greg's
leathering up. I use it likelike a Saturday Yes, makes me more

(01:00:07):
made right. Harry's Razors is mostlythe stuff that I use, but I
will keep it real. And Ihave mentioned on the show. I do
like the Ariana Grande face missed ifit makes you feel fresh. And I
do have some Kylie Jenner lotion.But Greg, what's that crap that your

(01:00:28):
partner Mario buys. It's like sixhundred bucks or something or seven hundred.
It's some face cream and ye,I would never be about the size of
a toothpick. Doesn't like baby putssent in it or something. I better
have liquid diamonds in it. Idon't know, I don't know what.
Yeah, you got you gotta lotionup. I keep telling you guys,

(01:00:50):
your skin is begging for morst.I do every once and the most basic
things will work. It's true.I didn't use the veno. That's stuff
that doesn't smell. I'm a victimof s. I think face cream is
going to give me acne because there'snone. They're so greasy and cover up
like makeup, cover make stuff specificallyfor your face. See, your face

(01:01:14):
just sucks it in because it's desperateto hydrate. Yep, grace paranoid and
looking shiny. I don't want tolook shiny. You won't look shiny,
Yeah I will if I use moisturizer. Well, people, but people say
that all the time about the uh, the lotion. They try to get
me these different lotions and like,no, this doesn't have any scent at
all. Talking about they all do. We did a test, right,

(01:01:38):
and what did you smell? Nothing? I mean, there's there's still a
scent that dissipates after thirty seconds.I like it. My favorite scent for
hand lotion is it's called oatmeal.It smells so good using that of a
man. You know what I'm saying. How does the lotion know it's your
hand, your face, your elbow? Does it your foot? It's not

(01:01:59):
about well that's a good question.Though. My foot lotion is pretty light
thick. You couldn't go like aroundbarefoot after you. I think you're all
getting scammed if you have any morethan like a bar soap and body work,
sugar sugar crystals and seven dollars facecream. I do need some healthy
that ariana grande face miss. Ohit feels good, boy, so would

(01:02:23):
water. I do need some helpthough. With the hair. I feel
like my hair is super dry andlike because it's going great, dude,
yeah, conditioner when it goes great. Yeah, it's a different feel too,
fiery. Yeah. What do youdo? Guys? Just get all
no, like, what kind ofhow do you make it softer? Conditioner?
I get back time, my friendgo for a three hundred dollars haircut.

(01:02:45):
You'll come out of their very softand some of the text out to
two to nine eighty seven will beright back. They can invite all kinds
of negative, demonic influences if you'rein the know above emails and they're influence.
Yeah. So Woody Show, Hey, we're into another new hour insensitivity
training for a politically correct world.We are the Woody Show, yees owning

(01:03:09):
everybody, Woody, Bravy, GregMena, Sea Bass, there's Sammy.
Got the phones open at eight sevenseven forty four, Woody, you can
hit us up with a text overto two to two nine eight seven coming
up this hour and got the WoodyShow family feud. Yeah, yeah,
I'm gonna find out what kind ofprizes up for grabs. That's how we
won Sea Bass being normal for aday. And it was the best.

(01:03:31):
Yeah, lightful, it was delightful. It was a Woody Show family feud
coming up a little bit later onthis hour. As you notes, usually
with the family feud, a bunchof different survey questions and things like that.
And uh, finally, and Iknow Sea Bass is gonna hate this,
but finally someone the side of thesea where people land on some of
the Internet's most cliche slash divisive questions. God, every single one of these

(01:03:52):
Sea Bass hates it's a hot dogsandwich this debate, he's above him,
but they died you twenty five thousandpeople to give ann it's or one way
or the other. So it's likea normal by the numbers. Pineapple pizza
good? Okay, do you wantto start there. I'm sure it's on
the list. It is that peoplehave these all the time, right,
and it is good. Yes,pineapple belong a pizza. I like it

(01:04:14):
around it. Well, it's aneven split bleue out over twenty five thousand
people, and it was a fiftyto fifty yes and no. Yeah,
so device it's a hot dog ofsandwich, right, you brought that one
up to Yeah it is meat betweenbread, but eighty one percent said no,
due, Okay, it's not it'sa hot dog. Is Diehard a
Christmas movie? Oh no? Iblocked that one basic place. I've blocked

(01:04:36):
that out of my brain. Ididn't even think that would come up because
I hate it. So how manypeople think it is? Fifty five percent
said no, thanks, So thatone's pretty close to you a little bit,
yeah, leaning normal? Uh?Sea Mass could Jack fit on the
door at the end of Titanic aboutthat one too? Because if I see
that, I figure, oh,it's so tired and old. Now there

(01:04:58):
is an actual answer already, thescience. Well, the science says yes,
right, the science says yes,they could have both fit. Yeah.
Seventy nine percent said that they could. They they can both fit.
Does a straw have one hole ortwo? One? Sixty one percent said
one. Thirty nine percent said twoholes, one on each end. This
is another one where where science haschimed in and according to science, one

(01:05:23):
hole, one hole in the straw, one hole. Maybe. Is it
okay to wear socks with sandals?Yes, and preferably for most people.
Yeah, I would. Yeah,this is this is more of a actual
question that has an answer, andthe answer is yeah. Answer is no,
because people's cream are discussed. Imean, the answers to any of
this stuff doesn't really matter my feet. Well, then wear shoes, But

(01:05:45):
I want to wear sandals. Why, now, Greg, you're a sandal
guy. Yeah, but you youwould never wear that right? No.
And one time I had I waschasing after my dog for some reason.
We had a video of it andI was wearing flip flops and sow and
Ravy bagged on me for that.Wow, they're wearing socks with the flip.
Here's the actual answer is that,no, socks do not go with

(01:06:06):
flip flops. But also flip flopsdo not go out into public places on
them, right, I mean,and you're running around in your backyard or
the beach, okay whatever, butafter you're going to the pool on an
airplane. Of course, if you'rewearing sandals, you assume it's sandal weather.
Why would you wear socks? Right? How trashy fifty? Don't think

(01:06:29):
it's a good idea. Don't thinkit's a good look because the top of
the sand will cuts your foot.Which Brownie is better? Edge piece or
middle piece? Edge? Middle?Really like? I like them like.
I like the cookies like medium edge, moist f vote the edge winds.
People are weird. I don't likethat that one Brownie pan that they sells

(01:06:53):
the ad scene on TV one.It's like a serpentine shaped pan, so
you get like every every edge.I would throw that in the garden.
Brownie should be nice and chalky.Yeah, and Chris, you don't want
to bring your teeth, No,but it makes they're not They're chewy.
I want nothing but middle and slightlyunderdone. Do you like pizza cutting the

(01:07:16):
squares too? No? Those arethe awkward pizza you know, no handle?
Yeah right, yeah, exactly.PlayStation or Xbox maybe you've had now
experienced with both. I know hewas a big PlayStation person for the longest
time, big Xbox person. Ijust got my first PlayStation and I do
love it. But I mean I'mstill an Xbox person at heart. But

(01:07:38):
that is shifting. PlayStation got sixtypercent of the vote. Okay, we
are settling some of the Internet's mostcliche and divisive questions with the results ever
talking about it again, Yes,right, that's what I figured that would.
You're right, because the right youcan talk about it and then the
normal the number is exactly right.What's the best day of the week,

(01:07:59):
right, Friday? Yeah? See, I originally thought Friday, and then
you changed it to Saturday. Ichanged the Saturday. Saturday is like the
one true full day off, surethat I've got to work with. But
Friday, if you can just Fridayand just a great vibe, I give
less f's on Friday. Saturday,I'm like, I should get something done.

(01:08:20):
I mean, you're still exhausted fromyou know, working that morning and
then you have a little little afternoonnap, You're good to go. Saturday
got forty six percent of the vote. Friday close second of thirty seven percent.
Monday voted the worst day of theweek. I will make the argument
for Tuesday. I remember one pointthere was something that that we had that
showed that Tuesday was the most depressingday of the week. Maybe that's not

(01:08:42):
like least favorite, it's just themost favorite depressing. It's not. But
I understand, I understand the reasoningbehind, Like why people say that because
you were just to work the daybefore, you still got the long week
ahead of work. Like at leaston Monday, you're coming off of a
weekend. Where how does that message? Good? Oh good, the weekend's
over. That's good. Cool becauseat least you just you just had a
day off. Maybe you have alittle weekend high still. I mean I

(01:09:04):
have a lot of high still leftof my system. The ones we brought,
probably say the most ridiculous one forlast is cereal soup. What what?
No? Yeah? Yeah percent sayno cereal nuts soup. That is

(01:09:26):
atomic eight seven seven forty four woodyeight seven seven forty four wood. If
you want to be a part ofthe show. Hit us up with the
text over to two two ninety seven. All right, so see settled,
learn it done forever again. We'refiling that one right there. We're gonna
take the break. We got WoodyShow Family Feud that's coming up for your
next turn in the Woody Show.Hang on, baby's jake up a conversation

(01:09:49):
with the person next to you who'salso second traffic. How's it going?
We'll be right back. Area areareola? Areol? They're probably the circumference
of our Orioles show. All right, welcome back everybody. It is the

(01:10:09):
show, and as promised, we'vegot wo to show Family Feud. Now
if you remember somewhat recently, becauseit took us a while to cash in
that that prize. Days normal day, there is always a prize on the
line for us here on the show. As we played this game somewhat like
Family Feud. So why don't youexplain the way the game works, Sea

(01:10:30):
Bats and then tell us what we'replaying for. Well, you're gonna be
matching answers to common questions, justlike on Family Feud, but instead of
one hundred people, no, no, just one person. Just one person'll
be introduced to you in a moment. They're usually nuts. And if I'll
get each one in this studio willget one chance, and if you match
just two out of five, lessthan a half, you will get something
you've been wanting forever. Menacing Gregwhat personal chef's studio? No way,

(01:10:58):
no way. You need everybody toconcentrate, Okay, you guys, Medace
needs it, like I need youto think that you're this person answering.
Okay, Oh is that how itworks? I didn't know. No,
don't answer as myself. Nope,because sometimes you do and it's wrong.
It's one of those things where wecould make the argument that if it was
that important to you, it wouldhave already happened by now, that's true,

(01:11:20):
would have paid for it. Yeah, like if it was really super
important that way, let's see themore fun when it's free. Yeah,
when it's free. Oh yeah,she with today Ravy. Yes, Aunt,
I found Ant. He was againlike I found all these guys just
on the street hanging out a littledifferent with Ant. Those that he was

(01:11:40):
carrying around some crystals and some papers, and he was wanted to tell people
about what's on these papers. Uh, and he's actually got a very important
message, so we'll get no ants, so maybe your matching will be a
little easier. We're trying to getinto the mindset of ant Okay, all
right, here I'm sharing information aboutthe what's actually called in global warm and
it's granted, so as a lightlet fracks and shines through granted. You
know, it's everywhere on the sidewalks, the buildings, the graveyards. It's

(01:12:04):
causing ions, and there's more ionscreated daily than the ion sphere can sustain
over a long extended period of time. That's one of the many things that
I'm trying to teach people that areabsolute, essential imperative for the continuation of
the humanity. Pretty much, allright, let's do some family few questions.
Ready, it's causing ions. Well, this guy is super smart on

(01:12:28):
a sphere, We got it.We got to cover up all these gravestones
he was wearing when I met him, a green measure that where his nipples
were protruding. Oh wow, Soreally we can blame global warming on h
G t V. Greg remodel,every flip, every everything is always put
granted in, right, thanks alot house hunters. Everybody wants granted countertops

(01:12:51):
and now I'm showing you his Instagram, which I'm not going to share online
because it has his phone number onit. It's like the world's most boring
photo. It's just it's just ageneric sort of hit. Look on a
flower. Here's like some tree roots. Is there a picture of him?
Yeah, it looks like it kindof looks like David Koresh. The David
Koresh is a good Yeah. Thatguy would definitely shoot a place up.

(01:13:14):
I think he has that look,doesn't he? Dare you? It's just
a very description. Yeah, youmight join a cult at some point.
He's a joiner, not a leader. He looks like some tech do sure
that's at burning Man a little bit. Yeah, all these things apply.
Y, alright, Yes, you'reinto feud, Yes, all right,

(01:13:36):
so uh let's play the family feud, all right, and remember to think
like him. I'm getting into Ant'sbody right now. Once you start with
his mind. He says global warmingis caused by stones. Yeah, all
right, man, it's here wego. All right. What's something you

(01:13:56):
might eat with a hamburger? Somethingyou might eat with a hand, I
mean eat with a hamburger either hasa side a top. His answer,
Yeah, because I'm trying to think, is it is he thinking of something
inside the burger or on the side, like French fries or something. Something
came to me immediately too, wellyou talk. It came to me immediately,

(01:14:19):
was he would never eat a burger? Right, exactly, all offended
that you even asked, So nothing, I don't eat burgers. But he
might say. If he says somethinglike that, he goes. But if
I had, like say, aveggie burger or whatever, I would have
with that, I'll always if theytry to shut me down, I'll ask
you, you know, some kindof follow up to answer. So he

(01:14:39):
can't answer, So he can't wouldn'tneed a burger, right, he's not
that. There are no trick questions. So I would go the most basic
thing, which would be fries.And that's the first thing everybody would think
of. Everybody eats a burger andfries. Everybody, even this guy,
say catch up, I'm saying,lettuce let us like, what are you
think a salad or whatever? Youthink? I get what you're saying.

(01:15:00):
Yeah, I mean, you knowI could answer, let's uh, let's
find out what's something you might eatwith a hamburger. So what's in a
vegan loaf? Just tofu with theseason. He would eat vegan loaf with
a hammer. So, you guys, that's the basically that that is the

(01:15:24):
burger, that's a loaf. That'sthat is a true question, because that
is the meat of the burger.For your question, that's that's weak.
Yeah. I think you managed toget a point for them because fled and
I said nothing because that would havekind of worked. You threw him off
saying it wasn't a true question.I asked you like this, if you

(01:15:45):
said it wouldn't be a burger,I don't eat burgers. Would question was
the side? Because I really hesaid, well he would eat what's something
you might eat with a hamburger withwith with man? Right? And he
said he would eat a vegan loafwith a hamburger on that your question,

(01:16:10):
name a rigged greg, Name areason you might get rid of an old
family heirloom. Name reason you mightget rid of an old family heirloom.
Oh my god, this guy.Yeah, it has eye on franchise's solid.
Uh, it's not environmental. Yeah, it's not good for the environment.

(01:16:31):
Yeah yeah, yeah. If it'snot good for the environment, you
dispose of it. It doesn't likego to like a line through love that
they like to repurpose things, getrid of things. They want to repurpose
things so they don't end up inour plan. Something like that. One
of the posts from ants Instagram isan ad for He'll cleanse your chakras.

(01:16:51):
That might help you, guys inyour good God. Okay, yeah,
then maybe haunted. It's haunted hauntedOkay, Okay, I'm gonna stick with
its content, all right. Questionnumber two, what do you show family
feud? Name of reason someone mightwant to get rid of an old family
heirloom could be haunted, you know, ghosts, gody ceremonies to get rid

(01:17:14):
of the good doctor ghosts, doctorghost, ghostess, FuG proper ilications,
devocations, and use things like boneset, haunted dead on. Also you
heard there he ghost inducted ghost Heknew exactly how to get rid of ghosts.
Yeah. Smart. Bone set,by the way, is like just

(01:17:35):
a generic white like middle little flower. That's it's bone. It's called people
use it for garbage, you know, get rid of spirits. I actually
looked up the scientific stuff about boneset, as it says here, if
you has no properties. Obviously peoplejust see it's around. But if you
make a tea of bone set uh, it may cause diarrhea. Oh okay,

(01:17:58):
And in other news, we wouldhave had a in studio show.
I know, if you hadn't screwedmenace Like you got one of the questions,
So fill name another word for bookname, another word for the book,
like would he say to yes,script, that's what I was thinking

(01:18:23):
script? Novel? I mean likesomething maybe that's something we had novel,
I was thinking novel. Is therelike a hippie tippy thing for for book
kindle? Yeah? Yes, scrollanother word like an e book that's kindle,

(01:18:43):
environmentally friendly. You got to makethat biography forever chemicals and those novel
autobiography. I mean Samy and Iboth have the same thought initially with script
script scripture another word for book.Do you think all books are bs?
No? He was handing out notpamphlets, but like printed sheets with all

(01:19:06):
this information about grand All right,what's your what's your answer? I'm gonna
go with script. Yeah, allright, we already have one point,
should have had more, but we'llsee. In question number three, what
do you show family feud? Nameanother word for book magazine, magazine excellent.

(01:19:27):
Do you have books that you pointpeople toward to learn more about your
the things you're teaching. Uh,pretty much received direct information of higher dimensional
planes because of the higher dimensional meditationsbuilds that I got a new meditations and
that's not really available in most books. In other words, no, it's
not available in any book really becauseit's not real. Were you guys like
talking inside of like a barrel orsomething. Yeah, I had a problem

(01:19:48):
with my audio equipment and battery issues, and then yeah, I didn't work
out so hot. He may knowif you had like a hidden mic or
something, so yeah, he hegets all his informtion from interdimensional meditation,
as we all do. Tour chanceshere going on a woody what's something you

(01:20:10):
haven't done since gym class? Climberrope rope rope climb A rope is a
good one, swatch ball is agood one. Yeah, kick the ball,
haven't done? Although those showered adultbaker, how is this guy showered
with other dudes thirty used a lockerroom? Oh m hmmm, gone into

(01:20:30):
him push ups? Since gym classjust worked out this way? These are
perfectly menace had a food question Greghas a decoration question. Yeah, I
like climbing, maybe books mine,you know, gym class. Well,
things you haven't done since you haven'tdone since class? I would say,
go into a locker room, showerin a lockerwer and a locker football.

(01:20:54):
Yeah, climber rope locker room iskind of good unless he goes to a
gym. Yeah, because that's theonly place showers. Yeah right, I'm
just guessing. Uh man, howabout just do sports? Play sport?
That's actually really good. I likethat sports. Yeah, play sports.

(01:21:15):
I'm gonna go with play sports.Just f y I and the actual family
Feud. No one has a bellon stage, so we could probably cut
that. Oh we've made it ourown. It's the wood Show family few.
Yeah, all right, here wego. Question number four, what's
something you haven't done since gym class? Pull up? What do you do

(01:21:38):
now for exercise? I walk aroundteaching folks about and such. Yeah,
I was on the right track,like climber rowe pull ups, remember,
like the presidential shower run or thatpeg board thing. Yeah? Yeah,

(01:21:59):
hated all it. God, Igot one more chance. What do you
show family feud? Sammy? Namea liquid in your kitchen? You hope
no one accidentally drinks. I guesslike a cleaning liquid because so sure,
but yeah, so light sool orsomething. Yeah, does he have like

(01:22:25):
environmental you would have, but canyou say cleaner? Cleaner is really generic?
I would want something a little moremaybe dish so everything every everything?
Bleach? Maybe is bleach natural bottlingoil my kitchen? Yeah, veterans.

(01:22:46):
Maybe he's a hardcore non drinker.Maybe he would say alcohol. You know
what, I'm gonna go with bleach? Okay, all right, I don't
know if I'm to keep that intheir kitchen makes too much sense. But
well, if you want to wipedown, if you have like a cutting
board or you know whatever, Idon't keep bleach in my kitchen. Do

(01:23:08):
you a sink? Where do youkeep all your stuff? Not under the
kitchen sink, over the laundry laundlike we have like like bleach wipe type
thing like those Clorox disatecting I havethose things. Do you think light or
something would be better? You don'tthink he's going to have anything like that?
Are you going bleach? What areyou going with? What's your final
answer? I'll go to bleach bleachbleach question number five, What do you

(01:23:31):
show family feud? Name a liquidin your kitchen? You hope no one
accidentally drinks pnemmonia. When I wasyounger, I thought the skull and the
call spoons on the bottles of giveme superpowers. I never drink any poisonous
chemicals, but you know, Ijust thought it was kind of funny.
Pneumonia had a seamats not screwed uson question number one. Yeah, miss

(01:23:57):
Leading, I totally agree with you. But he didn't say lettuce, so
it wouldn't have mattered. Yeah,all right, Well that's how you play.
Damn it. Does that point carryover to our next time? You
know what I would like? Hedoesn't. Yeah. Maybe. But here's
another thing. This guy doesn't seemdangerous, does he. No, we

(01:24:18):
have his Instagram info. Yeah,let's set him up with Morgan. No,
learn more about him, couple.That would be her worst day.
Yes for him. Come on,we've got some more woody show for you
next hang on, will be rightback. Don't hit me. I'm not

(01:24:43):
gonna hit you. See his lasts, I'm gonna throw him on the ground.
This all right? Welcome back,everybody? Yeah, all right,
so we've brought Morgan in from theother studio because at the tail end of
that Woody Show Family Feud segment youheard SeaBASS made a suggestion and he goes,
well, you know what sounds kindof safe, interesting, that's interesting.

(01:25:05):
Don't have an ancho monitor like thelast sot to talk about you're always
looking for mister right, you're alsoa person who's very open to giving a
guy a chance. Now, justto catch everybody else up if you're just
tuning in, now, this isants who we just had for the What
You Show Family Fuse. I'm sharinginformation about the what's actually causing global warman.
It's granted, so as the lightrefracts and shines through granted, you

(01:25:30):
know, it's everywhere on the sidewalks, the buildings, the graveyards. It's
causing ions, and there's more being, more ions created daily than the ionis
spear can sustain over a long extendedperiod of time. That's one of the
many things that I'm trying to teachpeople that are absolute, essential, imperative
for the continuation of the humanity.Pretty much, all right, let's do
some family few questions ready, andhow we learned that he had, like

(01:25:53):
what what was the that wasn't theburger that is eating. He was eating
the vegan. I guarantee you helives either in his car or trailer.
Yeah. A reason to get ridof a family hair little would be if
it was haunted. Haunted. Yes, we also learned that the last thing,
but the thing he hasn't done sincegym class in school was a pull
up. Yeah, and then wehave to work for the book is magazine

(01:26:15):
magazine and then yeah, and thenuh liquid that you wouldn't want to drink
from something that's in your kitchen,he said, answer. Yeah, so
you have the picture there. Yeah, I'm looking at his Instagram and you
see some of the stuff that's likethat. He's also posted there on the
back signed from the street, somethingabout opening his chakra. You know,

(01:26:39):
go on a date with this guy? What do you think? I don't
want to. But but I'm alsoyou know, thinking of content here and
giving a guy a chance. Uhhuh. You would never give this guy
a chance, right, Oh no, absolutely not. What I like,
just looking at him, forget thatyou even heard that stuff there. If
you're just looking at that, like, what would be there some of the
reasons, like he looks like hehas not showered in three months, maybe

(01:27:01):
four he does, I don't thinkit has access to a show. And
he was just he he had somecrystals and some rocks in his one hand.
On the other hand, he hada bunch of pamphlets. He's not
a first impression segment. Was healso dragging all his belongings behind him?
Look at a shopping cart or somethingat all? I mean, just well
his hair here, I mean itjust looks like Jesus hair. He might

(01:27:23):
not have anything. He might havebeen carrying all of his worldly possessions.
He gave all his crystals of theearth and just hearing that small clip before
he even got to the family feudquestions. I mean, imagine sitting at
a bar or at a coffee shopwith this guy. He's not going to
shut up about crystal chakras, andyou're paying for whatever you do. We
know that Morgan is just like Ravyand prefers the bad boys, right,

(01:27:48):
I want to I want somebody who'sthis guy who's concerned about the environment.
Yeah, probably has a job.All right, Well, hey, we
put it out there. We tried. I guess, man, that's another
swing a miss. How tall issix five. No, really, he's
like five nine. You want tohave me there. It's a woody show,

(01:28:12):
and welcome back everybody. It isMonday. Raven's got that Nerd Now
report coming up here in just amoment, you know that is it's the
world of Nerds, and we'll hearall about that. We'll check out on
the after hours voicemails eight seven sevenforty four, which, by the way,
is you know all this week becausewe're in this you know, auxiliary
studio. That is the way thatyou can leave your phone messages or be

(01:28:33):
a part of the show through thephones. You leave a message there,
then we have to go through andget it off the computer where it shows
up and then we could play itthrough that so as you're responding to different
segments. We don't have the abilityin the studio to put a phone call
live on the air, which islike telling a radio person that you can't
do caller ten. That's so weird. That seems like one of the more

(01:28:56):
basic things, like all right,guys, we're put in the studio.
There's just no microphones. Yeah,it's good luck. That's the way it's
working this week. So, uh, you can still get ahold of it
that way. Now in real timethe text those show up, we see
those as they come in. Uh, that still works just fine to Maybe
you're gonna hate this week so much, I know, right, yeah,
hates it a couple of the holidays. For today, it's December the fourth,

(01:29:18):
and today is National Cookie Day.Rip cookies, especially as we get
into like the holiday cookie season.My step mom she just started her her
Christmas cookie baking. You know,she makes, dude, hundreds of cookies
and she did say she will sendsome. She did, she said she

(01:29:41):
said she would send them. Runningout times running out. She just started
making them. Dude, where's thetins at? Where are my favorite?
My favorite ones, like the peanutbutter cookie that you like kind of like
just dip on the crystallized sugar,you know, and then you put the
the Hershey kiss right in the middleof it. Oh yeah, like that.
You have a favorite? Like eyes, the buck eyes. All those

(01:30:05):
are so good. Yeah, Ilove that one. It's like a ball
of peanut butter just covered. Itlooks almost like an acorn. Yeah,
you know, because then the outsideis covered in the chocolate. Those are
so good. Joints. Yeah,yeah, yeah, My Stepma makes both
of those that we just mentioned.It's Denise is working on it, dude,
hurry up. Okay, Santa's Listday is today, Greg, It's

(01:30:28):
Cabernet Frank Wine Day. What isthat? Cabernet Frank front? What is
Frank wine? Uh, it's justyet another blend cab But thought I thought
Cabernet was the blend. No,that's yeah, you know that's my favorite.
Okay, Cabernet Frank is just ared wine. I drink it.

(01:30:49):
Like when people talk about wines andstuff like that. This must be what
Greg feels like when people bring uptech. Not really, because I'm not
overly knowledgeable about it. Like whenpeople talk about it, they have like,
you know, they talk about this, this, this, It just
seems so complicated. It's overly complicated. But yeah, it's the type of
wine, and this the style ofwine. As if it's a blend,

(01:31:11):
the venge the wine. Yeah,dude, it's just drinking. Yeah,
they all taste exactly the same afterit. Cabernate Frog is very similar to
Cabernet solving, y'all. Yeah,Okay, it's International Cheatah day Chetah Yep,
it's it's said Cheetahs Cheatah Cheta CheatahChesster Cheeto. It's Global Fat Bike
Day, Fat Fight Fat Bike Day. I don't know what that is.

(01:31:35):
Oh? Is that the fat tirebikes? It's National dice Day Day?
Hey, guys, I would beremiss if I didn't mention that it was
extraordinary work Team Recognition Day. Howyou going? How's it going there?
Team? All right? So someof the after hours voicemails eight seven seven

(01:31:55):
forty four wood That is a eightseven seven forty four Woodie. Uh,
this is a question more of likea request for Raby eight seven seven four
Just what do you show? Hey, it's Josh giving you guys a call.
Listening to the podcast here later Den, I'm away home from work,
Raby. Is that time you admityour bias and splat out love towards Sea

(01:32:19):
Bass? As I was listening tothe guy correct tea bash like always delivery
and he's a douchebag or something likethat. Nope, pretty sure you're just
in love with Sea Bass and prettymuch come to his defense. That's all
times love to show me love.Yeah, it is really time that Raby
just admits her love for Sea Bass. I don't love it's just pure lust
or lust, love or lust?Have I denied this? No, you've

(01:32:43):
denied the love. I don't thinkyou've denied the last I've denied this.
Yeah. So do you have athing for Sea Bass or what? Well?
I mean I like his maximum rightness. That's what I like. Using
your brain people, do you guys? Do you guys have like some kind
of like off air agreement, likedid you guys get together in an alley
somewhere in all? Right? Look, it's us against them. Anytime I
say something, even if you hateit and disagree with it, you are

(01:33:05):
to agree with me. There's aline greg said the same thing the Sea
Bass said. You'd be like whator menace or me? Yeah? You
no, No, whenever I saysomething this is Sea Bass. Never I
say something, you agree with it. By was like okay, and the
same with me. It's like youwere right there. I know this is
my last object, Gregory is mylove object? Oh? I like that

(01:33:27):
better? Eight seven seven forty four. What are we were asking for?
Your your feedback? Your show feedback, things that you like or you want
to hear more or less of?I got this? Hey, what do
you show? What he was askingabout suggestions about what to bring back to
the Woody Show or what do wewant, what do we want to see?
Well, I'm going to make thissimple. You need to bring back
the insensitivity training for the politically correctworld, because that is how your show

(01:33:50):
got to me where it is today. I missed Freak of the Week,
that's gone. I missed bitch feettripping. Although those old school things that
you guys had before, you guysjust kind of let it fall to the
wayside because of advertisers. There bringsome of that. That's what made the

(01:34:13):
show great and funny. I lovethe Crossroads. I think you should do
that at least once a month everymonth for the rest of eternity. That
is a fantastic segment. Thank you, Bye bye. All right, Well
I can I can promise you this, sir. There has never been one
time where we have discontinued a segmentbecause of advertisers. Ever. Ever,

(01:34:40):
never we had any complaints from never. Yeah, I believe it or not,
we really haven't. The things likeFreak of the Week we gave a
rest to because we were doing themso much. And we've already talked about
this, but we will be bringingback some version of the freak of the
week. So take that like alike a newer, kind of like reimagined
version just where at least doing ita little bit differently. Yeah, you

(01:35:00):
know, so it's not the sameold thing. Uh, we'll do that
next year as we get back fromthe holiday break and everything. The bitch
be tripping thing is great, it'sjust I think we got to kind of
like reset it up again, likewe we talked about like different ways as
we've described it to like trying tomake it easier to digest people like their
blonde moments or like the you know, what's the dumbest thing you know where

(01:35:20):
you couldn't even believe it yourself thatyou said it or they did it right.
But those stories still come up andthey're branded that way. Yeah,
yeah, we still Yeah the termine, That's what I mean. So it's
not has nothing to do with advertiseor anything. We just try to I
just get pair, I just getparanoid of complacency and doing the same you
know for years and years and years. Also, where we're changing up breadneck
News for next year, I'm makingthat announcement We're still gonna be doing redneck

(01:35:44):
news. It's just gonna be againkind of done a little bit differently.
So it's the show that you love. It's just you know, we're always
trying to freshen things up. Ifyou got some ideas, we'd love to
hear them after ours voicemail eight sevenseven forty four. Whatdy, it's eight
seven seven forty four what he setsus an email? Email at theoodieshow dot
com or you can also just hitus up on social media at the Woody
Show on all the social media platforms. Right, all right, the Revy

(01:36:08):
You ready to go? Yep,nerd out time to the Woody Show.
This is nerding out with Ravy,all right, Monday morning. What you
nerd out about? So it isnot the easiest thing for a movie to
get to the billion dollar mark atthe box office, especially post pandemic,
and only two are going to makethat mark this year, Barbie and the

(01:36:30):
Super Mario Brothers movie Rush. Butthe big story last week was just how
many movies Disney released in twenty twentythree and billion just used to be their
baseline. Yeah, that was justlike whatever another day. Well, they
didn't have any movies that got evenclose to a billion dollars. Yeez,
Guardians three sniffed it eight hundred andforty five million dollars almost. But think

(01:36:54):
about this, pre COVID, Disneyhad seven movies in twenty nineteen that hit
a billion dollars. Now, theydidn't have one billion dollar movie in twenty
twenty two that happened to be slightlyhuge. That was Avatar The Way of
Water, which grows two point threebillion. But Disney was really looking forward
to this year, right because it'sthe one hundredth anniversary year, But they

(01:37:17):
really didn't release anything that connected withcrowds. So they find themselves at a
crossroads. But one reach Sirchuer saidit's Disney's own fault, and Bob Ayger
acknowledged this as well in his earningscalls recently that Disney Plus kept people at
home, and now Disney Plus justkeeps people there. People are on their

(01:37:39):
couch. I'll wait and I'll seeant Man when it hits Sure Plus or
the Marvels when it hits Disney Plus. They're saying they've got nobody to blame
but themselves. And Paul Rudd,speaking of Disney, he was on the
Off Menu podcast and he talked abouthis diet when he plays ant man,
and it's so restrictive that sparkling wateris considered a treat that sucks. Even

(01:38:01):
flavored sparkling water, just like apellegrino or something like that, is a
treat. And Paul Rud's like,I put all of this energy into my
diet for the Avengers, and thenI'm standing next to Chris Emsworth. I
think, what's the point of thissparkling water? I'm having a treat man.

(01:38:21):
I wish I had that discipline,I know, right, I certainly
don't either. I'm Rabian. Formore nerd stuff, check out the Nerd
and Out podcast at The Woody Showdot com. Nerd All right, thank
you very much, Rabels. Yougot it, Dug More Woody Show is
next. Hang on. The showreturns right after these messages. It is

(01:38:42):
sensitivity training for a politically correct world. The Woody Show. I don't care
about your feelings. I will timeto wrap up and get out of here.
Everybody, Oh do it. That'sit for Monday. The studio is
not bad. I mean he madeit work. Feels weird. Yeah,
it's weird. It's certainly weird,but not crazy about It'll be better to

(01:39:02):
get into our nice new remodel studio. It's gonna look mostly the same.
It's just gonna have some equipment thatactually worked. Yes, we made this
work. Today on the Monday Podcast, Just Sit Up the woodieshow dot Com,
the semifinal round of the Redneck News. This is it. We're selecting
the finalists. So we had thatfor you. Also talked a little bit
about some Christmas movies and I likethat show the Movies that made Us as

(01:39:25):
a series on Netflix, and theywere doing like a whole bunch of holiday
movies. This came out like ayear or two ago, but I had
some lf fun facts for you today. Oh well, yeah, I forgot.
We tried out those nose waxing thethings that Sea Bass found great success
and so fresh, so clean,rules, so smooth, hardwood floor is
going up, and then those thenostrils. Yeah, so that more on

(01:39:46):
the Monday Podcast, Just hit upthe woodieshow dot Com Come up tomorrow.
We're very excited. Dares four dollarsSo Morgan is gonna be baby birded from
Menace a holiday eight feast Lucky.So yeah, we're gonna we're gonna have
that for you tomorrow. Here onthe Woody Show plus anything you need in
the meantime, leave on the afterhours voicemail at eight seven seven forty four,

(01:40:09):
Woody. That's eight seven seven fortyfour. What do you really?
You can use that for everything,even during the show this week because we
can't take live calls, right whatwe can, but we just can't put
them on the air. So toget you involved, to get your feedback
on some stuff, you can leavewhatever you got on that after hours voicemail
eight seven seven forty four, Woody. All right, baby, Men of
Sea, Bass Sam, anything youlike to add, Yeah, Greg Gory

(01:40:29):
parting words of wisdom please. Yeah, it's hard to get buns of steel
when all you want to do iseat buns of cinnamon dot dot dot from
Costco. Yeah. Oh man,yeah, we had some of those yeah
last week. Right, they're religiouslike it's you go to heaven when you
eat them. What do you callit? It's what oh Stevie Wonder gave

(01:40:53):
me Wonder good because you're two ofthem and you close your eyes and rock
your head back and forth. Sothat good. Thank you very much,
Greg, Thank you so much forgiving the Woodie Show some of your valuable
time this morning. You know,we love it, appreciate you for that.
The rest of you guys can suckit. We will catch you back
here on Tuesday. Have a greatday, s MD Doblem. I quit
this bitch.