The Woody Show December 5th 2023 Podcast

Morgan's Baby Bird Challenge, Sebas Tuesday Takeover, Redneck News & More!

Episode Transcript

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Doctor. It's due to the graphicnature of this program, listener discretion is
advised. My day, the WoodyShow. This is the Woody Show.

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Insensitivity Training class is now in session. By good morning everybody. Today is

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Tuesday. It's December the fifth,twenty twenty three. Hello and welcome.
Thank you for being here giving ussome of your valuable time this morning.
I'm wedding. That's Raby. There'sa Greg Gory, Good morning. Menace
is here? What is up?We've got Sea Bass, There's Sammy,
Bort and Caroline are here. They'rein the Woody Show production department. We've
got Morgan, one of the starsof the show today. Oh yeah,

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she'll be in a little bit laterfor Morgan's Dares for dollars. More on
that in a second. Vaughan ishere. And if you want to be
a part of the show, thetext is the best way to do that
this week, because we're here inthis auxiliary studio as they're working on the
remodel for our regular studio. Sotwo to two ninety seven for the text,
or if you want to you know, call in and you know,
leave your story or share something thatway. You could do that on the

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after Hoarvars voicemail, which we haveset up to be anytime you call eight
seven seven forty four whatody anytime thisweek, not just after ten, but
anytime this week. You can leaveyour thoughts and feedback there again two two
nine eighty seven for the text andeight seven seven forty four Woody to call
in. Yeah. So coming uptoday, we've got the dares for dollars,
the baby birning from MENACE's mouth ofthese different holiday themed items, which

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I don't know what those are yet, but we'll find out what those are.
Also, if she goes through andshe does what she said she's gonna
do, and now I accept thebaby burning, but also swallow whatever Menace
is offered up. Yeah, thenshe gets to spin the wheel. We'll
find out how much that's gonna be. The key swallowing. Yeah, you
gotta go through with the whole thing. You said you were gonna do it,
yep, right, Yeah, sothat's coming up. Also, it's

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the semi final week for the Rednecknews story of the Year. We got
a Tuesday takeover with with Sea Bassanything, Uh, can you give us
like a hint? At least I'mgonna take somebody down. He's gonna take
somebody down. Yeah, Tuesday takeoverwith Sea Bass this morning here on the
Woody Show, Rave's got Nerd nowcoming up. All right, So a

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couple of things that I wanted tobring up. I thought this was just
kind of funny. You know,everyone's got napkins in their cars. Everybody
keeps like a stashing napkin somewhere.You don't if I needed one, I'd
be in trouble real And I don'thave a Kleenex. I don't have a
napkin. I don't have anything.Are you serious? Something on your list
to do today? I guess someonewho has so much clutter at home that

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is surprising. Yeah, but isthis on purpose or not necessarily? What
do you do? Like what ifyou sneeze and like there's like, all
of a sudden your nose running,you know, super screwed. I really
never happened. I'm sure it has. Like I mean I have coughed and
coughed up something and basically just haveto wait until like the next red light

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or something, and then I openedmy door and just spit it out in
the street. Wow. You don'toften hear maybe talking about going through drive
throughs. Maybe that's why, andthat's where everybody gets there. Napkins.
It's extra stuff. Like when you'rewalking out of a restaurant, you just
grab a extra handful of napkins andthey go right in the car. None,
I have nothing. Sometimes I makea note before I go into a
place because I'm like, oh,their napkins are good. Some of them

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are so bad, like you blowyour nose into them and you like destroy
the whole thing. Right, itgoes right through other ones. They have
some you know this better, likehave more heavy, dude, put a
half to them. Yeah, likeSubway has terrible napkins and Subway terrible napkins.
One. Yeah, So Chipotle knowsthis. They've got a sense of
humor about it, and so theyadded a new merch item to their website.
See see what we was talking aboutit just talking about them. Maybe

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have a sting, all right.It's called the Chipotle napkin holder, and
it attaches to your visor like Greg'slittle CD holder used to. Yeah,
and they sell for thirty bucks,but they're already sold out. God,
now, Rebby, if you likethe idea of this, Amazon's got a
ton of tissue holders that can justput napkins in and you can get that
for less than ten bucks or likea third of them. Yeah, here's

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a this. This is what Chipotlethey put on their wo that's pretty funny
on their website. Oh okay,so it's an actual dispense. I just
keep I just keep mind the centercontopt exactly. Yeah, definitely not worth
thirty dollars. People are spending thirtybucks on this crowd, thirty bucks just
for the grammability. I don't wantto hear about inflation exactly, or I
can't get my rent and all.It looks like they just took any any

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of these ones, Like you said, they can get on Instagram, Instagram,
on Amazon and just put their logoon it. Yeah stupid. Yeah,
but like I mean, yeah,this is what people are spending their
hard earn money, right, AndI have a pile, like I don't
even know why I have so many. Well, this one for me and
I'll put them in my car whenwe leave the Seriously, when you can

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have some, because I've got aton of the good ones. Of the
good ones, yes that's true.The cheap sub one, the cheap ones.
Anybody who's listening right now. Whatare your favorite napkins to steal from
your car? What's your favorite brand? I need to know? Hit us
up on the text over to tonine eight seven. Another story that the
Raby might find interesting here. Amassive marijuana grow operation with booby traps was

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recently discovered in a Tennessee church.In a church and I guess marijuana is
still illegal in Tennessee, so inthe basement, I guess. So the
neighbors kept complaining about an unusual odorcoming from the church. So the police,
they worked with the Drug Task ForceOkay to get a search warrant,
and when they searched the church,they found over two thousand marijuana plants,

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both dried and live, as wellas multiple booby traps. Wow, that's
what I want to hear about.One person has been arrested so far,
please say they expect a lot morearrest is this was the largest marijuana shutdown
in the history of the county.You know a lot of people will say
to you know Zealots who are likevery anti pot, Well, pot is

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from the ground, from the madeby Jesus, and you know stuff like
that. You know nothing wrong withthat. Look, hey, I love
it. Yeah, and I'm withGreg. I would love to get caught
in a booby trap. Whatd youno need to booby traps? I wonder
what they had some elaborate like holethat you fall into. Yeah, that's

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a great question, like if thegoonies can survive it? Right? Or
one of those those rubs that youstep on it and it flings you up
by your leg. All right,Right, it was a scary one,
you know it something you tried tobuild as a kid. It looks like
the food you tied up in atree so the bears wouldn't get it on
a camping trip. The scary onesare those rednecks that put guns like to
doors for the door and you've crippedthe wire. Yeah, Raby luckin news

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guy in Raleigh, North Carolina's nameis Josh. He bought a lottery ticket
and he missed the jackpop by onenumber, well matched four out of five.
Probably gave up then, right,and he took home two hundred and
fifty bucks for that. But thena week later he bought another ticket and
this time mashed all five numbers wonsix hundred and sixty grand geez, which
after taxes, he took home fourhundred and seventy two thousand dollars, and

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he's planning to pay off his studentloans and to buy a house. Hell
yeah yeah. Meanwhile, the winnerof a massive one point three five billion
dollar lottery prize is suing the motherof his child because she told his family
about the win. In the lawsuit, he claims that the mother of the
child signed an NDA saying that shewould keep the win a secret until June

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of twenty thirty two, when theirdaughter comes of age, but the mother
let it slip by accident or deliberatelywhatever that if she did that she would
have to tell him within twenty fourhours according to the NDA. But according
to the lawsuit, the woman thentold his family anyway. It says that
she got on the phone, toldhis father and his stepmother, which soon

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led to several other people finding out, and so he's now asking her to
reveal exactly who else she told,with a penalty of at least one hundred
thousand dollars for each time that shebroke the NDA. Oh wow, damn,
wasn't there I mean there's got tobe. I mean, she's she's
benefiting from this, Like why wouldyou? And also because till the daughter

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became of age. So you're tryingto protect sure and look out stars.
Yes, have you ever thought aboutthat? If you ever got a windfall,
like what phone numbers you'd keep rightbecause you'd have to do so many
numbers like a windfall like that,Like I would not scream it from the
roofs, act normal. Yeah,it would be the benefit of screaming it

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from the rooftops. I don't know, I'd be too excited. You're going
to know anyway, I show upin a Rolls Royce. You want everybody
to know how rich he was.You know, I'm rich. I'm a
billion Yeah, go ahead and tryto kid at me. I have a
body guard. Would you like somecavia? It's all I eat. I
just you know, we brought thisup before, you know the states that

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have like where you have to comeout publicly and declared it's so dumb,
especially in this day and age,it's not safe. Yeah, I mean
people are doing dumber things to tryto get a couple of bucks. I
mean people are still robbing places thatdon't deal with a lot of cash.
They're holding them up, like whatare you going to get? Yeah for
like how much money is really goingto be there. And you know,
meanwhile, you know this person's gotyou know, one point whatever billion dollars

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just put scammers on their you know, target, They've got kids, they
got everything else, Like, whatare you doing? Yeah, my name
is James McCaffrey. If anybody everwant to know my real name, James,
Oh is that your real name?James McCaffrey. Who is James McCaffrey.
I don't know. Oh, okay, you just put James McCaffrey in
a lot of danger. Yeah,yeah, I know this. This happened

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last week, but I just heardabout it. Do you believe it?
Is the question? There's a womanwho is now one of the oldest women
in the world to give birth.She had twins at the age of seventy
nowhere through IVF Tell me what country? What country? Uganda? Okay,
So I saw a picture of thiswoman. I'm like, first of all,
if she's seventy, good for her. She does not look seventy,

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well, then no, I don'tbelieve any of that. Doesn't look seventy.
But didn't Jan Jackson just had toget like fifty something, right,
That's not seventy fifty even yeah,I don't buy it, no way you
want to look at I mean,because it's in a country that you can't
verify, an't talk to a doctora hospital, like who's going to go
to Uganda and really do the thoroughresearch. She also had a baby three

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years ago after thinking that she wasunable to have kids, So the hospital
that delivered the twins said, thestory isn't just about medical success. It's
about the strength and resilience of thehuman spirit. Why are we even trying
number one? Yeah for sure.Yeah, you don't think she looks seventy.
No, shes got like her hair'sall white almost. I think she

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definitely looks seventy. Look, yeahthat's seventy. I wouldn't have put her
at seventy one. I would neverbe that. I would look I'd be
terrible at that game with the fairYeah exactly. I was gonna say,
look at where her breast is,but ugh as her belly button. Yeah,
she's still out here getting it though, right, saying let's get out
here and get it lap. Yeah. Yeah, And I'll give you one

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more story because you said boobs,how about a story about story about vagina?
Okay, an illicit nineteen thousand dollarsshipment of injectable vaginal tightening gel from
Hong Kong. Oh okay, goodlord, ladies, would you ever let
that near you? Yep? Itwas intercepted by Federal Asians at the Minneapolis
Saint Paul Airport. The shipment ofover twenty five hundred pre filled syringes of

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vaginal tightening gel. It came froma Chinese city seized at the US border.
It was wrapped in pink packaging andappeared like it was just ready for
resale. And officials would like towarn the public not to buy products that
are unapproved just for the discount,because tightening jail in a preloaded syringe mixed

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with dragon bread, you never knowwhat you're putting into your body could be
deadly. It's like these people thatgo to these back alley places for like
a like the butted the butt injections, and they putosculpture, and they put
the yeah, like Greg wants todo, that's right on my bucket list,
and they put like fix a flatbutt, and then they kill you

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and then all places, just mostof them. Guys ever get one of
those ladies? Do you ever getone of those advertisements pop up on your
Instagram for the vaginal tightening gel believeit or not. No, no,
but I do know somebody that wentto another country to get Lasik eye surgery
and the own now they're blind.Oh that worked out? Well? How

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about that one is not hard toget? Not at all. Yeah.
Yeah, but I mean it's cheaper. If I want to go get a
new pair of glasses the other dayand she got them on goal. No,
I went to lens Crafters. Ohokay, one thing that's that changed.
Guess what lens Crafters. They're phasingout all their labs. No more
glasses in an hour, no,that whole thing. So they got rid

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of all the labs. I said, well if you yeah, if you
want that, they said, there'sone location that I know about this within
forty miles of how take seven toten days. Oh my god, but
that's just like all the other places. They said, well that's the typical.
Yeah, lens Crafters was the onlyplace left that you were able to
do that. What drew me in? And so they're like, yeah,
well you know, if you cango find it quicker somehere else, So

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I guess you could do that,but they cut down significantly on their costs.
I mean, I know, familyowned business, they'll still do it
in an hour. An hour?Yeah, nice. Yeah, I didn't
know that. I went in thereand I'm thinking, like, oh,
come back. So I went therefirst because I had a bunch of other
errans to run. I'm thinking I'llcome back pick them up up seven to
ten days. Who knew? Nowyou know? You know? Now I
know? All right, we gotsome more Woodies show for you. Next,
hang up the show. What's upeverybody? I hope you're enjoyed the

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It's a Woody Show. With that, and we are into another new hour
of insensitivity training for a politically correctworld. Yeah, good morning to you
everybody. Tuesday mornings to sever forthe fifth twenty twenty three. Whatddy that's
Ravy. Good morning. There's GregGory Hio Menace, good morning to you.
Good morning, Woody. Seebass ishere, you're out here. We

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got Sammy, there's Bour, there'sCaroline, Morgan's here, Vond's here.
Phones are while Yeah, it's theweird studio. So eight seven seven forty
four. What for the after hoursvoicemail? Or you can I hit us
up with the text that comes inin real time. We can see that
in the studio. I see ifas it comes in eight seven seven are
two two nine eighty seven for thetext? A social media of course at

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the Woody Show. So last weekwe got all your suggestions. We have
to open for a couple days forthe suggestions and then we narrow them down
and then your vote determined what wewere going to do here with Morgan and
her dares for dollars. So thebaby birding Lucky, the baby birding from
from Menace is is what you guysvoted on. Now, now that you've

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had some time to like really reflect, you had the whole weekend, yeah,
you had yesterday. How we feelabout this now? I'm feeling a
regret because I told her I waspregaming right. You should have seen how
happy Menace walked in this morning.He's so ready to go. And what
do you mean pregame? I hadthis huge bowl of nuts and I was
just eating it in front of her, and I was like, I'm pregaming

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for later, like peanuts. Hejust means eating, which is which is
what he's all You're doing and drinkinga lot of coffee. So yeah,
I mean, I mean, lookingback at h at everything, do you
wish you would have vetoed this overone of the other things we'll see.
I guess it kind of depends onwhat kind of food I'm getting fed through,
Miniso, because I'm looking back,it was it was the cinnamon challenge.

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I was some reason I have Ifeel weird and you vetoed that way.
Yeah, I feel like it's gonnaget in my baby birding, which
got all the boats, and thenalso drinking holiday creamers, which would have
been way easier, probably way easier. Whatever is it easier? I mean,
I don't I don't think it wouldbe easy by any means it'd be
easy, but I think what wewould have heard, just heard drink in

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the creamers and then nothing really happeninguntil maybe some vomiting. Yeah, isn't
it just like the mental hang upthe whole thing because you know it's coming
from MENACE's mouth. I don't evenknow what the items are. Yeah,
because we gotta we gotta get We'rein this auxiliary studio. It is very
cozy, like, uh, Morganand Raby are sharing a microphone here.

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I know, yeah, yeah,Hey, back in the day, used
to be ravy sharing a microphone withMenace. Morgan smells much better than Menace
ever did, live right, Butnow she's gonna be eating right from MENACE's
mouth. She's literally gonna take thefood right out of MENACE's mouth. I
know. I feel so bad forit. And I told her, I
was like, hey, look atthe shoes I'm wearing and I'll tell you
about them later, washable shoes justin case. Now, great, you've

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you've done this from Menace, notfor minutes, no from and okay,
we're staying. I thought at leastonce from Menace had that multiple times.
At least twice we did bagel andcream chees or biscuits and gravy and then
marshmallows, and both times were gross. And we're saying how grosseses that have
menas baby Bird you, Yeah,who on earth would you want to be

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baby Bird? From nobody regardless,what are you like? Even the hottest
guy out there. I was literallyjust thinking the hottest man in the world.
I would not who's the hottest guyin the world to you, like
Jason Momola for Raby, who isit for you? Jason Edderman for Sammy,
Julian Edeman whatever, this is ahot take. I'm really into eric
Andre eric Andre all right, hewould totally do it. Yeah, worse

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so eric Andre for folks who don'tknow. He's had an adult swim show
for a long time, and thenthere was Jackass film. He's not tall,
No, he's definitely not tall.So if it was, if it
was, but it's for her,but he's funny. Yeah, if it's
eric Andre and he had whatever holidaymeal in his mouth and he wanted to
it wasn't the thing like back inmiddle school, like you would like and

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people like swap gum or whatever itwas. Yes, yeah, yeah,
yeah, I was like that wasvery like eighties nine years you're in love,
yeah, right, right, Likeyou meet up with your girlfriend between
classes and she'd be cheating some gun. Next thing, you know, you're
chewing it. Wait what happened here? Like, oh babe chewing your gun?
And she thought it was like allcool and hot. It is hot.

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That's how you knew you liked.Right, if you smoked in high
school like I did, we wouldalso make out and then blow this from
mouth to mouth. It's like youtake a drag and then I'm gonna inhale
it from your mouth and then I'mbreathing out your smoke. All right,
DJ with Mario and vapes. Nowgreat, No he won't do it.
I should try that. Yeah,try that all right. So it's Morgan's

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dare for dollars. So this isthe baby burning from menaces mouth. We'll
find out what the items are.These are all holiday items and did we
decide that she's gotta swallow like whateverit has to go down has to go
down. And then we have thewheel, which we brought in from from
the regular studio. It is hereshe'll get to spin that. You're gonna

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make money after it's out, tofind out how much it's gonna be worth.
This dare So much he does becauseI know it's gonna get instant reaction,
which is awesome. All right,So Dare's four dollars the Baby birden
coming up next here on the WoodyShow. Hang u, well, it's
all come down to this boy,Morgan's dare for dollars that you guys have

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all voted on the baby bird.So Menace is going to is it just
a bite of each thing or amouthful? A mouthful I'm starving? Yeah,
well, I'm saying it's one mouthfulthat you're gonna transfer, but it
could be multiple items in that mouthful. Correct, Yeah, yeah, I
would like to point out as aBaby Bird alumnus. Yeah, it was
not a mouthful, It was amouthful huge. Yeah, Well, mama

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wants to make sure the babies eat. Yeah, gotta get a good chunk
in there? Can you make sureyou chew it well so I don't get
chunks like, oh yeah, Iwouldn't want. Why would you want?
Because then I don't have like chunkyconsistent. The more he chooses, the
more his mouth is then like mixedin. Look less you want to go,

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George Menace? Aliva, do youwant to scroll your Yeah? Got
all right? Then after she doesthis, then we get to have her
spin the wheel to find out howmuch it's going to be worth. Now,
let's go through and find out whatthe items are for the Dare for
dollars baby bird challenge. When hegot there to see that, well,

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I have the sort of the highlightthe end piece, which is a delicious
fruitcake. Oh yeah, with agingerbread mocha. All right, now,
we had talked about you had ahard time or somebody had a hard time
finding fruitcakes. Cake not available onstore shelves. It's just not and people
have made fund of fruitcakes for decades, but the numbers show it. No
one wants to buy these things,so I had to buy it online.

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But I did get a great oldfashioned Claxton fruitcake which has raisins, orange
peel. What's the green? Thoseare the those are the instead of like
Merchino cherries, they're green eat greencherries. Yeah, like a jellied type
cherry, pineapples, and my favoriteingredient, nut meats. You've asked you

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looked after the camera, kids,it looks like a turd. It does
look like a turd with like neoncherries. It looks like it's already been
in your mouth and out of yourbody. A menace and again the gingerbread
latte one of these seasonal selections,because you do want some fluid in there,
they keep things of getting too drug, So I think I'll take it
by that and then I'll do fluidlast. Yes, smart, We'll let

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you go over to where I guessit's kind of like you want to combine
the drug like you're making like anykind of like baking thing. You want
to combine the dry go and thenmix with the wet stuff I want to
consume right now, I don't know, go over to a Morgan there and
I'm just am I just gonna likeget down and like Morgan, wann't you
just go over there? Yeah,because he's already set up there all right

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and watch your Okay, So menacetakin a big old bite of the that's
a big bite too, Menace.How's the taste? It taste? What
is it kind of give? What'slike what's the forward flavor? Kind like

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a ginger a gingerbread? Okay,yeah, wow, that's how birds do
it. What's the matter? Like? She's like it's just really grossy food
falling out of his mouth and he'sjust folding it in there, letting it
so have you ever watched Menace?That's how I mean. That's a terrible

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day that ends. And why sohe's got a big mouthful of uh right,
and now we're going to chase itwith that Latte's going to be what
then? Yeah? Then then yougotta get some of the latte there.
This is nasty part of the liquid. Okay, what's the part you want

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to? Like? Nice and mixedin there with all the chewing? Oh
my god, it makes it start. It started disgusting, all right,
starting to ooze out of out ofMENACE's mouth A little bit. That's there
now that I'm thinking about it,it's been in his mouth a long time.
Can we go? Wait, he'sgot to what's the word incorporate in

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corporate? Yeah? Okay, it'sgot to be like any instructions I say,
fold in thee here, Yeah wegot okay. I don't think I
can swallow this. It's got oatmeallike consistency. By now I would imagine,
oh my god, here we go. This is how you do it
now? Standing up now is tryingnot to laugh. All right, Menace

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is hovering over more. You keepnice and going to the dentist, get
closer, Get down closer, getdown, Menace. We don't she moved.
She moved? Oh god, ohnothing even got in there. If

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there's more on the floor than thereis anywhere else, come on, Morgan,
Oh no, you pulled away.I watched it. I did you
pulled away? Was we did tellhim to get a little closer, and
he almost knocked you. Menace waslike Niagara falls from the level. He
was trying a baby. But Isaw me. I was, you gotta

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get your mouth like closer her mouthdon't. God, don't make out how
we did it multiple times? Iknow. And then also you gotta yeah,
I was stationary. Yeah, arewe doing this again? Oh yeah,
there's so much crap on her shoulder, it's all on the floor.
There's something in her eyes. Thoseare tears, tears watering. Then you

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look at the floor, it lookslike the throw up on the floor.
Definitely from his mouth, all right, reloading, okay, menace, also
like maybe less liquid more like whereit's like the the consistency. Consistency was
actually perfect. He didn't, didyou, Raby. If you see what's

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on the ground, there's it's definitelyvery chunky mad. It's the perfect mix
of and let me know what you'reready For's okay? Ready, get down
there, menace like she's your child. Kiss there, you got swell,

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don't don't spin it out, justget it down, get down. You
don't think someone gave her commenting?Its still okay? What's in your mouth

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or out? Gotta go, gottago down, down, down, down,
down down, just back down.Do you want some of the latte
to help watch it down? Yeah? Some of the lat Sorry, come
on, Oh my god, Igot this again. Feel Oh my god,

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is more of the peppermint? Ohgod, you're like old faithful faith.
This is this is more coming outof a body here on the Woody
Show that we've ever had. Ithink. So this is somebody who got
taste and wasn't a big deal.Been like, why do you drink?
Then go right back to the trashcan. She's convulsing, all right,

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all right, wow, all right? Oh my god, Oh my menus
don't bark. Why are you barfing? Because O my god, because he's
weak. Why are you barfing everywhere? It does? Well? It is

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well, they're going to be soglad they let us use this all over.
They're gonna know what it feels.Oh look, it's all your shoulders.
That was from attempt one. Ohmy god, it looks like Morgan
got crapped on from like you whena bird flies over thrown up by a

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baby baby. Alright, So,Morgan, now that you've now that you
swallowed all that, So what describedescribed like what you were feeling. Described
the taste, Describe the sensation.Honestly, the the taste was terrible.
I tasted raisin and just a bunchof mush. Raisin was the only distinctive

(29:19):
thing I could taste, and itwas way too chunky, which is why
it's so gross to me, becauselike, I tried to swallow a little
piece and it's not going down becauseit's a whole chunk. Yeah, And
mentally I'm thinking, oh my god, missus, spit is in here.
Yep, it's discussion. Yeah,that's wrong. I get a girl and

(29:41):
it was like, oh god,I'm I'm surprised I didn't throw up on
y'all. I thought I was gonnaprojectile. That's the grossest thing I woul
think I've ever done. All Right, well, Morgan, you made it
happen. It took him. She'sgonna be worried and yeah, so we're
gonna have her in the wheel whenwe come back from the break. The

(30:02):
dare was decided, it was executed, it was regurgitated many times. It's
all over mo times. Yeah,and uh, she's gonna spin the wheel
to find out how much that wasall worth. We're gonna come back here
on The Woody Show. Hang on, Hello to the Woody Show. Chris

(30:22):
Barnell here with a video message.Hi, I'm Greg Wory. I love
respect and I'm quite jealous of SeaBass. Let's spend the weekend in Santa
Barbara. I have a wide selectionof cabernets to choose from. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, and it goesright into some depend It was just Chris

(30:45):
Barnell's I think fifty fourth birthday.Okay, so yeah the birthday. I
forbid you come in studio Chris andhang out with us every day. Yeah,
yeah, we do. We dolove him. He's right here,
yeah, yeah, Chris Parnell here. Yeah, all right, we're fresh
off Morgan's dares for dollars since shegot the holiday fruitcake with the latte,

(31:07):
the Holiday lotsd latte, and man, that that was a hard time going
down. How are you feeling Nowthat you've had a couple of minutes to
recover, I'm still really queasy.I feel like, yeah, wow,
damn, all right, well,uh that was that was Look you did,
you did what you said you weregonna do. Challenge. Yet,

(31:29):
for sure we do have by theway, we do have some other items.
Yes, Sammy has some more savoryedishes. Yeah, but first let's
let's have a step over to thewheel. Because she did what we asked
her to do and spend the wheelto find out how much this dare.
Remember you got to spend a counterclockwiseother way. Oh yeah, that way
right, she's got oh clockwise okay, to uh find out how much this

(31:49):
dare of the baby birding, ofthe holiday items, was it worth?
Well, let's find out was it? There goes all right, it's fair,
very good. That's wheel. Onehundred dollars. That's good. Five
hundred bucks almost twenty five, almosttwenty five. But five hundred bucks that's

(32:15):
good? Like that Is that worthit? No? I will say,
honestly, no, really no,wow, tell you a little piece of
my throat. Actually I'm trying toget it. That'll go away. So
if the wheel wasn't a factor,and we presented this baby bird thing with
without that, and what would yourdollar amount be? What? Five hundred

(32:37):
is fine. I would think likesix or seven hundred. But that's five
hundreds close enough. I don't thinkyou guys realized how disgusting that is.
The worst part of it, themental terrorism of knowing that, like in
other words, it had it beengreg right. No, the worst part
is swallowing. It doesn't matter whoit can. It doesn't matter who it
can. Yeah, it's the mentalaspect of like I have someone else's food

(32:59):
the mouth and I'm swallowing it.But just think about me. Somebody brought
this up. I think it wasa meme or something I saw. It's
like people say, oh, that'sgross, but then they do things like
in the bedroom sexually. They're like, oh, sure, yeah, no
problem, salad and ling and whatever, or clean it up poo. But

(33:21):
if it's your own kid's poo oryour own dog's poo, no big deal.
I was much better with the kidsdiapers than I am with any of
the dog stuff. Oh really reallyYeah, stuff can be heinous, yeah,
like man, but I'd rather dodog human kids. The dog did
that middle of the night alarm clock, like about a week or so ago.
The were you hear it coming?Oh yeah, and you come like

(33:46):
jumping out of bed. You're like, oh my god, thank god,
she puked on her own bed,Like I was the one that got up
and cleaned it up. But evenI'm going, yeah, so you know
what his wife feels like. Dogtook the hugest dumped the other day.
I'm like, you're just a littlesmall dog. She like dumped her own
weight. It was so big.But you have some savory items over there,

(34:09):
Sammy, are we gonna give Morgana check to make another five hundred?
Yeah? Well I have. Ibrought in chicken and gravy chicken like
a main course meal. Okay,So she just had breakfast with her fruit
cake and her coffee and now shecan have dinner. Excuse me, I
thought we were friends. Well what'sit? And so that that's the other

(34:32):
one. What's the other thing thatwe have? And then the other thing
that I have is More's dessert.So it is the receis trees all yeah,
and as Ravy recommended, the hazelnut coffee creamy all together, not
all together? I think it wouldbe what the chicken and the gravy,

(34:55):
right, like a three course mealthat Morgan recommended. Thank god? So
is this for another spin? Foranother spin? I will try you,
and I'll let you choose the course. I love money, and the course
is your choice. So it's chickenor or and hazel nut creamer, which

(35:17):
you know probably not bad with thepeanut butter of the chocolate, like you
might get lost in that. Hmmm. Actually I'm gonna go with the reeses
because that's already kind of a mushedup consistency. And the chicken. The
gravy, you know, that's realmoist. Oh alright, so she's gone.
All right, dessert alright, dessertcourse here Morgan's dare what a well
balanced me? So this is notfor five hundred, This is for for

(35:44):
another spin? Right, yeah,alright? Clear everybody's trees all right?
Oh wow, that's already a lotof stuff. Well you want to make
sure you haven't metas Yeah, no, hazel nut creamers never ate before.
Yeah you know what else? Thechallenge is to keep Menace from swallowing it

(36:07):
himself because those are so good.All right, So he's taking a sip
of the hazel nut creamer. Ohlook at his face Oh, you're not
supposed to drink creamer straight, especiallytastes like perfume, does it? Oh,
it's that's why you guys, that'swhat is already kind of gagging.
Men is h mixing it up withit in his mouth? All right?

(36:30):
Okay, thumbs up with good consistency. All right, let me know when
you're ready, menace. And thepose before was perfect. Here we go,
okay, here it is. Morgan'sready to receive h. Did it
make it into her mouth? Alittle bit huge jung one on the floor.

(36:50):
It was kind of like round oneof Une. I hate this game.
Did you swallow any Morgant? Itnothing to get your mouth of that
one? Stop reacting? She doesviolently react. Okay, wait, we
got more we do right here righthere, maybe not all at once,

(37:14):
like just to make one, justtake one. She's like jumping away,
so because I'm scared. Other word, it's like, don't got to get
it out quick. Don't dump itall out of your mouth at once.
You know you should have seen howit hit the floor. I'm not going
to move this time. Okay,all right, so you want me to
go slow, just release just aimand just kind of drop it in like

(37:35):
a bird. Would Yeah, begentle. You're not gentle. You're really
violent. I remember these are yourbabies you're trying to Yeah, okay,
he says, He says, he'sready. All right, chew it up?
Man? Is it chewed up?I still have a piece of foke.
You probably do. Well, that'sa logic free all right, here
we go, all al right,there we go. Oh that's a good

(38:00):
piece. That's a really good chunk. Okay, get that down, get
it down, Morgan, all right, yeah, that's that was a really
good bit of it. That wasa really good bit o wha, geez,
one chunk was flying though. Allright, Marian, did you swallow

(38:22):
some the big chunk of blue outof my mouth? I got a little
roomnits. I swallowed a little something, but it was not the whole time.
I think she gets a spin.I think she gets a spiny look
at that. I tell you what, here's the thing. I'll give you
a spin, but you did notswallow it. So I'll give you half
of whatever. That's fair. That'sfair. It comes up its five hundred

(38:45):
buck. Why would I give herfve hundred bucks? You didn't swallow,
right, I mean, minute skillmount. Yeah all right, Morgan,
give it a spin. Al right, okay, right now, yeah,
yeah, yeah, make more money. Come on, Morgan, half of
whatever this lands on, half ofwhatever lands on is what you get for

(39:05):
the attempt? Okay, big buddy, big buddy. Oh how much is
it? Menace? I do that? Yeah, Morgan, Chris Woody cry
six hundred and twenty five bucks.Wait to go, Morgan, who dare
for dollars? More? Woody Showis next? Happy Holidays? You bless

(39:37):
what you do? Is hing justchilling? True true? The Woody Show,
And it's another possibly less disgusting slashmessy our fingers cross fingers. We
don't know. Potentially we'll find outhere in a second. You'll understand.
Whine just a moment, But welcometo another new hour insensitivity training for politically

(40:00):
correct world. It is Tuesday morning. It is December the fifth, twenty
twenty three. I'm whaty, that'srady, good morning. There's a Greg
Gory, We've got menace, there'sa sea bass and Sammy, we got
bored, we got Caroline Morgan ishere? How you feeling, Morgan?
Now we're even further away. Yeah, I'm still a little queasy. My
stomach. Yeah, that bank account'sfeeling all right, Yeah, not too

(40:22):
bad. Yeah, the dare fordollars. If you missed it, it'll
be on the full show podcast thereat the Woodies show dot com. Come
up the after the show today andthen we got on our video producer phones.
If you want to get ahold ofus, you got to do it
on the after hours voicemail this weeksince we're working out of this auxiliary studio
while they're remodeling our other student.You see the picture on Instagram. Yeah,
that was taken on Friday by giveMe Anxiety within a couple of hours

(40:45):
after the show was over, Likethey have that thing out. It's so
crazy and so dusty. Will therebe a vacuuming yes or no? Oh
yeah, yeah, we'll be clean. We you didn't think we give this
everything that has been brought up everyreaction from sea. He asked the question
because he gets the answer, andhe gets because we've been the rumor of

(41:07):
a new studio has been literally afive year and by the way, this
is not a new studios. It'slike because we're eventually getting a completely that
eventually I would put everything I ownedon the fact that that would never like
eventually, this is a remodel,meaning that we've had a bunch of equipment

(41:29):
that just hasn't worked, yeah fullyfor a long time. And so finally
h they have some equipment that they'reinstalling in the That's true. That is
absolutely true. And they got itfrom like one of our stations. And
no, this stuff that we gotis it came from Houston. They drove

(41:50):
it from Houston here so that wecould install. They had to then clean
it up and whatever. But Itell you what, even that stuff is
way better than the sty use itin Houston, you know, I don't
know, good fifteen years Yeah,I don't know, but all knows is
better than the stuff that we hadbecause then they in Houston just got those
studios that we'll never see. Yeahyeah, yeah, I have a better

(42:13):
chance of becoming president idiocracy, right, Yeah, that is actually possible.
That as possible. All right,So we got the the Tuesday takeover,
which we'll have saying, you know, I don't know if it's going to
be less messy or less disgusting becauseit's Sea Basses Tuesday Takeover today that's coming
up for us this hour, andthe Redneck News semi finalists. All right,
so we want you to coen coon. We want you to go

(42:37):
on and tell us you know whichone you think should move on into the
finals. And so that's what we'regonna have for you here. We don't
need to go through all the differentspecifics. Yeah, we don't need to
go for all the yeah. Yeah. So I'm just I'm just gonna give
you, like just a quick littlereminder, okay, of the ones you're
gonna vote for. Text one fromthe animal bracket, the guy in Arizona

(42:59):
high on meth who got a duiafter getting pulled over with an owl that
was riding shotgun that he had boughtfrom a stranger at a gas station.
As we do, so you're gonnatext one over to two two ninety seven
to put that one in the finals. You're gonna text number two from the
gone mental bracket, the guy inIndiana who won on a four day meth

(43:19):
bender and then set his own caron fire trying to scare away an imaginary
tiny man. All right, Texttwo over to two to two nine eighty
seven from the weapons bracket. Nominlynumber three, mister Clinton Collins there in
Oklahoma who stabbed a guy through thehead with the flagpole during an argument in
the parking lot at the Sonic DriveIn Yeah text three over two, two
seven or nomine number four from theWhite Trash bracket the Mother of the Year

(43:45):
nominee Blossom Kirby, who was sentencedto a year in prison for riding around
town with her babies in the cratethat was bungee corded to the front of
her bike. Yikes, So one, two, three, or four,
only one of these will move oninto the red next News Story of the
Year final Sophie's choice here. Well, at this point it's an impossible decision,

(44:06):
but the only one name to bemade, only one, only one
name gets to get etched in onthat beautiful trophy that is still in the
other studio collecting now construction dust.Yeah yeah, yeah, so Sea Bass,
What should we know about this Tuesdaytakeover? You guys will probably want
to have some sort of beverage tochase this with, all right, and
that means everybody, okay, allright? Does it have to be a

(44:30):
flavored beverage because it doesn't matter anyflavor anything you like soda water like Morgan
hasn't had a tough enough day excused? All right? All right, okay,
all right, So the instructions areto get a beverage, right,
want you want something to swallow this? All right? Sea Bass is Tuesday
takeover coming up next you're on theWoody Show. Hang on, this is

(44:57):
it's a Tuesday morning time for aTuesday takeover and Sea Bass is in charge
the Tuesday takeover. Now the rulesof the Tuesday takeover. You just can't
get us fined by the FCC.You can't lose us any advertisers, right,
you know what companies suck? Listof most hated company and these are

(45:22):
all popular ones. Yeah, I'mgonna use all seven of the words that
you can't use them all these subscriptionsanyway. So it's a segment that maybe
you've always been wanting to do,but you didn't get the clear not a
clearance, but you you didn't getthe support of everybody else in our regular
planning meetings, or maybe you haven'teven brought it up yet, just something
you thought would be fun to do, and so this time it's Sea Bass.
And the only other thing that weask is that you do it for

(45:44):
a reason that you think that thelisteners would be interested or intrigued by.
This is very much for the benefitof the audience. Now, what's something
I hate? Okay, So Ipsychic cards, all that kind of all
the lying liars and that oil peoplevery close and you're hitting it right on
the head. What do you have? A very close cousin of psychics is

(46:05):
the supplement industry. And in thissegment, I am going to destroy the
fifty two billion dollars supplement industry forgood. They won't be able to come
back from this. Okay, Becauseunless your doctor specifically prescribes recommends you something,
it is a waste of money anda waste of people. What do
I What do you care if Itake a multi vitamin? It's a waste
of money, waste of time,vitamin see all that stuff. So what

(46:27):
I've done is I've gone on Amazonand I've got you should take a multivitamin,
right, I mean nope, absolutelynot even a Multivitacay's. That's the
thing is they did I study vitaminIt is a big supplement. So my
centrum for women is doing nothing unlessit's from your doctor specifically. Because my
doctor did recommend taking a daily multivitamin. But that like they've never said,
hey, you know you need totake you need to take echnasia,

(46:49):
you need some of this other stuff. They've never said aying like that.
Yeah, there was a doctor actuallya study of done by doctors on doctors
with multivitamins, and they they foundlike they were checking for heart, does
ease you know, aging, allthat stuff, and they found minor,
minuscule benefits in a few small categories. But in general that's the bare minimum.
Mind or I do take a multivisi. That's about it. I am

(47:10):
as far as my health goes.That's all I do, but probably probably
a waste of time and money.So I have a couple categories, and
these are things that are sold andI think they should be illegal, and
I think they are making just absolutelives as far as statements go. And
did you buy this from gas stations? Not on Amazons? Is not you
know, the rhino pills at yourgas station. I like the I separated

(47:34):
them into categories, and I gowith the way this will work is I'll
give you the two products, andI'll read this description some of it,
and then you guys will guess whatthe product is and which description that product
goes with and then you will takethat product. So like the sum you
just told us not to take,take it to prove that it's worthless.
But like we we'll get like anI mediate erection or we'll find out.

(47:55):
First category is women's supplements. Ihave natural breast and Argent formula which it
should be illegal to sell this,and Pink Stork fertility gummies. So this
is for because Raby obviously is pastthat time. This is for Morgan and
Sammy ale at Morgan, since youuh just endured some stuff. I'll let

(48:16):
you choose. If you get thisright, you get to choose which one
to give Sammy and vice versa.So here are again. This is either
these fertility gummy or the enhancement pillsfor your boobs. This supplement contains folic
acid in USTA tall bottom and Bsix bottom and B twelve and other vital
women vitamins. That's what it says. Option one had to do it,

(48:38):
so he doesn't does. I'm takingout the one keyword there. Option one
is that Morgan okay. Option two, finally, every woman's nightmare can be
put to an end. Supports healthy, balanced metabolism and a natural blend that
supports vaginal health. That's option twois so which of those matches up to

(48:58):
either A the those are the twofor those right right, So breast enlargement
or fertility gummies. So the firstone is the breast enlargement, I believe
you think so, I think so, And the second is fertility. That
was gonna be my guess. Yeah, you are absolutely wrong. I would
around ye too, because once saysthe nightmare is over. You want bigger
boo, but the other one likevaginal so I feel like that was more.

(49:21):
By the way, the breast enlargementthing also says it that's a bird
fit. Yeah, it's just aside be It prevents sagging boobs toogal to
say this. So now, Sammy, you get to choose. You get
to take either the breast enlargement,which I would recommend, or the fertility
gummies get the big boobs. Getthe big boobs. Ah. And notice
what I just did there? Yeah, I noticed what you did. But

(49:44):
you know what I think I'm goingwith fertility. That's how dig that's how
nagging works. Even see it blewright over. But but it's stud her
psyche. So you're gonna get thefertility gummies. Sammy and Morgan, you
get to try the breast enlargement pillsare coming up. I would have taken
whichever wanted you to swallow hole.And by the way I was when I
was looking for these, I alsofound a fertility bracelet online. You don't

(50:09):
talk about snake oil. Let's sayMother's Day on it, Mother's ray.
It's a fertility thing. You shouldhave this one, a fertility gemstone bracelet.
A green adventure is about to begin, right, So it's green and
she's supposed to wear that when shetakes the supplement. So here's the description
of this gemstone fertility bracelet. Naturalhealing crystals Okay, plastic buzzword healing.

(50:31):
One size fits all. I musthave for women with IVF needs is that
it includes ruby, Zoi site,green, advertarine moonstone. Verybody knows who
that is and Unkyte should be prosecuted. You guys, what I'm saying.
I know people who have got theseon their fertility journey, and I'm not
saying that it was but they didget pregnant. So what did I know?

(50:57):
Yeah, I think it was allthe bottlet. I just got a
solid shot of seamen. That iswhat they got. It's how they got
pregnant. It wasn't the bracelet.The bracelet help. The bracelet helped.
Morgan. Did those what I gaveyou, the breast enlargement pills? Yes,
well, I'm I really got totake these. It's you know what
it is, it's sawdust. Quitefrankly, it's like it's garbage. You
can read on the back, butthere's got ingredients on it. Yeah,

(51:20):
you've put you've done drugs, right, yeah, I'm more dangerous things.
And now Sammy, as you takethat, you got to be really careful.
Now you got to like double protectionbecause you have the bracelet, you
have the gummy. Yeah, noaccidents, Okay, I'll make sure to
pull out, get it. Getit? So are you chewing the gum
over there? Yeah, it's delicious, strawberry flavored, so good. Okay.

(51:42):
And the number one thing to lookout for on all of these products
is it's anything that says this statementhas not been approved or by the FDA.
That's all supplements, that's exactly.That's a red flag that it's absolute
garbage and you're wasting your money,wasting your time. Also, they all
say uh in an FDA approved labmeaning that it would pass the standard test
for like, if the FDA camein, it's not poison, it's going

(52:02):
to kill you. Where the gummiescome from. The breast enlargement came from
Israel? Oh yeah, you havea country of origin, and greg On,
it's from the brand Prenk pink Stork. They taste good. That's like
ooh candy. I'll leave it allright, Tuesday takeover SeaBASS is trying to
take down the supplement industry st Augustine, Florida. Okay, okay, So

(52:28):
the next item I have actually doeswork. So this is an actual thing,
an actual chemical you know that works. That is caffeine, right,
you know caffeine works. So I'mgonna bring you this to you and to
menace. I have two two caffeinejunkies, two caffeine junkies, and I
have two different types of caffeine.So this is again first hype of products
garbage caffeine. You know, that'sa thing you know that works. I

(52:51):
have Bump, which is powdered caffeine. You go to want to bump dot
com and it is intentionally designed tobe taken like cocaine up your nose.
Greg what other drug. Did yousnort that one time? Ecstasy? Ecstasy?
Yeah, and I saw the typicalway that you take ecstasy. Right,
No, but I was megapoor andwe only had one shared it by

(53:13):
chopping it up. And they evenwant to bump dot com. They even
sell fake hundred dollars rolled up billsto snort your But here's the thing is
they do dive into the the supplementarea as well, because besides caffeine,
they add inocetol, which you mightremember from your I believe the breast enlargement
things. Yes. Is they findthis one thing, like you said,

(53:35):
ginkgo baloba or something that has onestudy that kind of did something for and
it just toss it and everything elsebecause it's good for boobs and energy.
Right Exactly is that it's so versatilethey think like it supports healthy blah blah
blah, but it doesn't. Butthey because one ingredient kind of did something,
but they have no study on theirproduct that proves any of this.
The other thing I have is calledhis azz pzas and it is a spray

(53:59):
caffeine. Oh what weird? Likebanaka? This is a cinnamon flavor o
God, remember a weird. Sothen as you're obviously getting that one,
Yeah, do you remember doing thething with your friends with banaka to see
like how many sports you could take? I remember because it burn it up.
It would just it would burn sobad. Like I'm still going.

(54:22):
I have a question for Sea Bass. Would you be worried about this bump?
No? Because what they show youthat the entire vial, it's a
little tiny vial like you get drugsin and they say the whole vial itself
is like two days of caffeine.So if you're just doing a bumper a
little line, should I put itout and then snort it off this thing
or off whatever surface you have amirror or perhaps some ladies boots, I'll

(54:42):
do it right off the packaging theradio station. You think we have like
an old timey CD case around here, especially this old stew that we're working
in right now. Greg. Yeah, I also recommend because it is it's
basically it's caffeine a la cocaine.Rabies boobs are an all time yeah right
here for you, buddy, No, I'll try them. Okay, all
right, you know, here's mirroredsurface like a you want to make a
look all official. Yeah, starface stuff, but it's better for If

(55:06):
I'm gonna do it, I mightas well be cool and then get your
driver's license out and make sure youget a nice clean line. Don't spill
any Okay, all right about it? You want a straw, I can
cut, Yeah, a pre rolldollar bill. It's only a one,
so it's not really baller. Heregoes Greg. I've only spawned thing once
in my life. I don't knowwhat I'm making A nice big whiff.

(55:29):
Oh yeah, that's surprisingly easy.I could get into that, dude.
That's why losers can do it.Breag. Are you getting an energy jolt?
That's what they say was immediately naslednasal taking of any kind of drug.
It's supposed to be like the fastesthit besides shooting in your bloodstream eighties.

(55:53):
Do one more big ass bump too, and I'm hooked, all right?
He has the pizaz again. Thisis a sprayable caffeine with a peppermint
in your mouth. Yeah and yourtongue, like just your mouth, it
smells like like fireball. Yeah,oh, your favorite I kind of missed.

(56:15):
How do you miss? No?He said, missed? No,
Oh you did miss here's his mouthfrom an inch away. Yeah, I
gotta put like, yeah, thereyou go, Morgan can attest his aim
is terrible. Yeah, oh that'sawful. What does it taste like?
It tastes like it just stastes likecleaner or something. Do you feel buzz?

(56:37):
I don't feel buzz? I feelBernie? Try it skin? Try
it? What see if I missput on your face too? How much
energy do you have? Now?Could you run a marathon? It's weird.
I don't know if it's the tinglingof the cinnamon. Cimmon, sorry,
yeah, it does taste it smellslike cinnamon. Take some of the

(56:59):
side of my mouth in my mouth. Okay, I don't feel because you
weren't supposed to spray it on yourface. You're supposed to go in your
mouth. Yeah. I can't recommendit. How's that coin? Though?
On the other hand, a kite. I couldn't be a coke attic because
I can still feel like the weirdtingling in my nostril. But it is

(57:19):
a uh what's how do I describeit? An easy avenue to ingest something?
You know, it's supposed to justdrinking a cup of coffee exactly,
This is way easier thinking about howmuch easier it would be if you just
have a big long nail like onyour pinky or something that I could grow.
It's the Sea Bass Tuesday Takeover.We're gonna take a break. You
got something else over there, right, I've got something that enhances the flavor

(57:39):
of your seamen. All right,all right, We're gonna take a quick
break. More Tuesday Takeover is next. Hang on in the meantime, have
an existential crisis. Oh you wantto play psychokiller? Can I be the
helpless victim? No? Please don'tkill me? Mister ghost face? Want

(58:00):
to be a sequel? This isthe Woody Show. Morgan making an appearance
in that one too. Yeah,because today was Morgan's Dare for dollars.
That was in the last hour.It's gonna be on today's podcast. Just
hit up at the woodieshow dot ComTuesday Takeover. SeaBASS is trying to bring

(58:22):
down the supplement industry. It's aviral takedown, as any YouTube video will
tell you. Elli and we hadwe had two different things so far.
We had Morgan and Sammy that hadthe women's supplements. One was to hopefully
be more fertile, and the otherone was to hopefully then have bigger breasts.
Oh, by the way, youcan scan the back of the fertility

(58:44):
bracelet that uh sammy gut. Yeah, and they will send you fertility blessing
affirmation cards. Okay, Oh that'sso nice and encouraging. Yeah, that's
great. It's all gonna work.I try to be a feminist, but
this makes me think all women arevery stupid. Well, anybody who falls
for it, well you don't knowwhat it's like to try and get pregnant
and not be able to and justneeding something encouragement along. That's the point.

(59:07):
The whole is taking advantage of somebodyand it works. It works on
supplements. It works on because wewill say the same thing about psychics,
well they missed their relative. Thatgoing and have someone lied to you about
your relative is not the way toactually fix the problem. Yeah. Anyway,
I've got more self fertile now.Yeah, and Morgan is going to
come in here like leading by breast, Yeah, maybe to shame truly.

(59:30):
And then the other one we hadwas the the energy one, so the
caffeine supplements one would work. Onethat was called the bumper. It's called
bump bump, Yes, snortable caffeinetried like cocaine, and yeah, I
gotta say, I'm not really feelingany different. Yeah, because the point
that ce Best is making it's allscam. Yeah right, yeah. And

(59:51):
then Menace had the ones. It'skind of like a banaka, like a
breath, like a breath freshening spread. It does work as I mean,
I'm sure we have fresher but morechemically breath. Yeah. But again,
gum, it's fine. Yeah,it doesn't smell great. Yeah, And
I tell there's like some kind ofcinnamon aspect, but I don't feel any
energy at all. All right.And then you have another item here.
These are just for fun and Idon't know quite quite what they do.

(01:00:14):
This is sheep placenta complex. It'sgot a picture of two sheep on it
and it says the only thing thatsays here is sheep placenta is a natural
source of vitamins and bioactive substances.Is it anti inflammatory? Anti inflammatory and
anti aging properties as well? Antiaging? Yes, So Menace, why
don't you take it all? Youhave it? Greg, here's some sheep

(01:00:35):
percent See. That's the thing is, they'll say Okay, I'm sure sheep
placenta has all kinds of vitamins andminerals because it's a placenta. Every percent
says that. But see they usethat. That's that's the little wedge they
use to lie to you, essentiallyto get you to believe, oh,
this is legit. Oh yeah,I need cheap placenta in my life.
Dude, grade straight took it tothe house immediately. That's right. Again

(01:00:55):
is again Chinese newspapers sawdust. Now, Greg, I don't know if you're
gonna want this one as well.This one's called Seaman Hans Semen Hants,
Seaman Hans Salmon Hans, Taste yourBest. It is a Seaman flavor enhancer.

(01:01:15):
Now do you get to choose yourflavor? It does? It comes
with what they say. The ingredientsare are pineapple, heewe bee paul and
royal, jelly, banana, strawberryand celery stocks. Oh okay, so
just to sweeten it up. Butthat's the way Greg will tell us how
sweet it is. I'll taste himself. Well, I'm sure he can find
a willing volunteer. But the thingis like, at the point that you're

(01:01:36):
drying up all those things and puttingthem in a pill. Just eat the
damn fruits. Which, by theway, we've been told that that's kind
of a pineapple. Okay, Greg, have you ever tried Sammy Raby manace?
Okay, so we've heard about thatfor years. Like, guy,
it's a bunch of pineapple. Whatever. Have you ever been on the experimental

(01:01:59):
side of that, like where someonehas tried to see if it was true?
Not because I haven't well, Ihaven't been on the receiving end,
but I also have never tried tojust eat a bunch of pineapple trying to
do that. I have not anybodyI was gonna say, like again,
it's an old wives tale. Isyou do get those sort of compound We
talked about it before. If Ieat drink a lot of coffee and nothing
else, I can smell that inyour urine right right, you know,

(01:02:22):
I eat one bowl of honeynut cheerios. My piece so good. It smells
like that, But it goes througha disparate system than does the seamenhance right
rights the same way, right exactly. That's again they used that confusion to
sell this. By the way,that's the most expensive one that was fifty
dollars of what we're talking about.It has never ever ever had a different

(01:02:49):
flavor. It tasted differently good orbad. It's just really I'm sure like
some extreme health condition could cause that, but a pill isn't going to change
it one way or the other.Please stop buying these things. We have
the supplement that more than one dudetried which was supposed to increase the volume.
Yeah, it was called a jaculoidejacular. That did not work for
you, Greg, did not,but it works for another guy. Right,

(01:03:12):
it worked frighteningly well. Our friendTony tried it. I wanted that
just and to the point where hestopped taking it because it worked too well.
Get scared him nothing, But Greg'salways drained. So that's why also
true that lement. Real quick,I have something called Major Load, which
is got a picture of a guywith a machine gun on it, and

(01:03:37):
it says it has all to say. It says ready for duty with natural
ingredients. You know. The bottlesays take me seriously, Reach of children.
Yeah, it doesn't really say anythingelse. It just says Major Load
Ultimate perform these things like performance andenhancing and those like right. Yeah,
so that's a bigger taste of yourload between the guy. I'm saying,

(01:04:00):
if you take the two, he'sjust taking everything. I got placenta,
I got major load. I gotsam enhanced. And I don't know if
you're accomplishing your goal. If anything, you're creating more curiosity Sea Bass.
But yes, the whole strikes endeffect is don't look at this stuff,
and everybody looks up. Well,nice work, Tuesday, takeover. We're

(01:04:23):
gonna take a quick break. I'llreport favor and please more Woody Shows next.
Hang up, and we're into anothernew hour of insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. Morning, andthank you for being here giving us some
of your valuable time, ever yourmoney, I'm oning that's Ramy morning.

(01:04:45):
There's a great gory. We gotmenace. What's up? He would kindly
encourage you to find us and followus on all the social media platforms at
the Woody Show that that would makehis holiday something special. Yeah, there's
a Sea Bass Sammy and we gotbored. We got Caroline there in the
Woodis Show production department. We gotMorgan and Von and the phones are a

(01:05:06):
little goofy this week because we're workingout of this auxiliary studio. So if
you want to comment on anything thatwe're doing here on the show, you
want to share your story, whateveryou got, you can do that.
It's the after hours voicemail, whichjust set up permanently, you know,
at least for this week twenty fourhours. Usually it's just after ten am
that you can leave a comment orwhatever there. But John, do not
disturb eight seven seven four. That'seight seven seven forty four. What do

(01:05:30):
you do that there? Hit usup in the text? We still see
those coming here in the studio inreal time. Eight seven seven forty four.
What after hours voicemail two two ninetyseven for the text, We're gonna
try out something new this hour,and we're gonna see how Sammy does with
a round of basic Bitch trivia.Just wow, she loves all that,
like just you know the stuff thatwould be considered basic. Ugs Starbucks so

(01:05:53):
you have to all day cups,you know, the crystal yeah, the
Hallmark movies, Hallmark Yeah, yeahyeah. So Sea Bass has prepared some
some questions and we'll see just howwell. And a lot of this stuff
is new too, so like whenwe go to Menace for you know,
stuff from the streets. Right,This is the way we can keep abreast
of the newest basic bit trends.Okay, I'm good. Yeah, but
with Bravo, I'm kind of awareof them too. So can I as

(01:06:15):
you may assist many Well, no, you can't. You can't go in
there just throwing the answer. Youwant to see what uh be? Like
a lifeline, we'll supplement not alifeline. We can go with him afterwards.
We can see if he knew theanswer, gotcha right? All right?
Yeah? What if I'm not basicenough to get these questions right?
That would be so embarrassing. Iwould be embarrassed for you. Yeah,
something tells me that's not gonna bea problem. I mean, no offense.

(01:06:38):
It's like every time every time wethink, oh, that's something in
the background, you'll hear here,Sammy, go just here's the thing.
It's just what you like, right, it's what you're into. Raby loves
all the nerds stuff, right,Greg, and I love all the h
g t V stuff. And youknow we could we could talk about that
stuff, right, and I won'tapologize for it? Yeah? No,
should you right? But you knowwe would I would fail the HGTV quiz

(01:07:00):
of course she would fail the nerdquiz. I expect to not know anything
in this basic bitch quize. Idid have a holiday themed story. You're
not gonna like it, Sammy,but it is a holiday themed story.
This family in Kentucky. They areupset after somebody gunned down their inflatable Sanna

(01:07:21):
in their yard. Oh like likenot even not even just took it out,
like gunned it down drive by shootingstyle. Jeez, wow, kids,
right, you would have done that. Well, what we what we
did do is we would take people'sinflatables and move them to other people's yards.

(01:07:43):
Yeah, but to just destroy it, to destroy it kind of sucks.
Well, here's the husband telling thestory on the local news. And
my wife were sitting on the couchwatching TV and heard a kind of like
a small bang or whatever. Soshe asked me to take a look.
And when I looked out the frontdoor and we saw that the inflatable had
fallen over. I went back andlooked at our whole security camera and it
actually showed a vehicle turn around inthe court and a sound that sounded like

(01:08:05):
a firearm shoot it. And assoon as that noise went off, the
inflatable fell down. Me and mywife are sitting on the couch watching TV
playing Okay, well that sucks.Yes, six bullets. Incredibly irresponsible obviously,
like ravees. I mean, thecommunity is very concerned because this happened

(01:08:27):
very close to everybody's houses. Thepolice are investigating. You're not sure who
the shooter was. Nobody was hurt. That's good, except Santa is gone.
The Santa was brand new. Justwhat they spend on the Santa the
inflatable one, Yeah, two hundreddollars. Dude, Greg, have you
ever seen an inflatable that looks good? They're also Charlie Brownish. Yeah,

(01:08:48):
I'd rather just do lights. Butsome people in my neighborhood have gone hammer
at these inflatables. Yeah, andthat when is that many? It looks
kind of cool. There's one that'sa giant Wiener dog. During the day
when they're not inflated. Oh,it looks so bad, like you just
got garbage. You have dead spotsin your grass because it lets sit there

(01:09:08):
for weeks. And as crazy asmy son goes for Halloween, he there's
like two things out front, really, yeah, two small things. Next
that's and that's more. My wifeand daughter, Like, he doesn't get
into that stuff the same way.He's just all about Halloween. But I
don't know if we could have survivedinto today's ring camera age. Oh no,
no, exactly. How kids?How kids? How are you pranking?
Stick? I mean, well,that's why they're not just pranking.

(01:09:30):
They're out there just shooting. Asalso people who are doing things that are
illegal just in general. You gottafigure you're always on camera. I can't
tell you. Uh, I knowof a situation where somebody did something so
blatantly illegal, threatening and everything elseand they did it right on ring camera
as they they even looked right atthe ring camera, and they still went

(01:09:50):
through with them. I'm gonna killyou. Yeah, you stupid idiot.
How dumb are you? They don'tcare about yeah, about the ramification.
You have a just figure at thispoint we were always on camera, Yeah,
always sure. I watched that documentaryabout how they caught the Boston marathon
bombers. Was so good. Wasn'tthat insane? It was insane because they

(01:10:12):
collected all these bits and pieces ofvideo from the different stores and whatever that
were just all around the city,people's cell phones, Like, hey,
if you were in this area whateverto send us whatever you got, and
they puzzle pieced it all together andthey were able to follow those two guys,
you know, the two brothers orwhatever, like just walking right down
the roofs. Yeah, it was. It was crazy. That was twelve
years ago or so. Yeah,that was that was a long time ago
at this point. Yeah, that'sa fascinating watch. Yeah really uh really

(01:10:36):
interesting. So just figure like you'realways on camera. Okay, another holiday
thing. This is going back toThanksgiving, but we heard about this story
out of Michigan police there they're investigatingthis thing where everyone in this house overdosed
on drugs on Thanksgiving. Oh tenpeople found unresponsive. What a bunch of
losers. So the emergency responders theyburned through some serious amounts of narcan,

(01:10:59):
but they were able to rescue allof them, so nobody died. Okay,
I'm sure they're all going to contributevery well to society and they have
backpack. The The health department saysthat they were all doing cocaine nice as
a family, and it was lacedwith fentanyl and they were also drinking,
which didn't help. No other detailsof the people involved other than they all

(01:11:19):
survived. What a bunch of loserswith your families, right, imagine that
Thanksgiving get together? No way,just doing co Come, where's the coke?
Yeah? When's the coke? Doingit together? Right? Hold on,
I'm busy lacing it to be outin a second. That's how much
do you love? We've had thousandsof these stories, both famous and not

(01:11:41):
famous people. What are you doing? People? Dude? It's everywhere in
anything. Yeah, And I hatethat term, and I know people get
mad at me when I say itaccidental overdose. Well, considering you're supposed
to have zero of this in yourmouth or in your body, or in
your veins or in whatever, like, it's not accidental. You put it
into your body, it's not anaccidental Well they they the the feedanyl parts

(01:12:04):
the accident. They didn't either,They didn't know the fednel was in there.
Yeah, you're only supposed to doit. But even still, it's
like, uh, you're doing cocainewhich could kill you, right, Yeah,
definitely can so accidental overdose. Ijust I don't I don't like I
don't like that. Maybe you wantedlike a tiny bump the same way.

(01:12:25):
I don't like the phrasing of notguilty by reason of insanity. No,
that's the reason that you're guilty.Huh Yeah. Also, who called nine
to one one? If everybody waslike bombed out, maybe like another guest
showed up. It was a twelveperson. They're like they passed out and
I'm gonna do this. Came over? Who was that person? All right,
we're gonna take a quick break.We're gonna come back. Basic bitch

(01:12:46):
trivia. We'll see how u howSammy and Menace do with these, with
these questions all in the world ofjust basic stuff that pretty much like anybody
that's got like one of those,Like you know, it's not even the
signs anymore, do you see I'veseen like when they go into some of
these houses Greg on house Hunters,people used to have a sign that would
say like family or whatever. It'snot even a sign. Now they've had

(01:13:10):
it painted like a mural on thewall and like a calligraphy font or whatever,
like you actually painted that, Likedoes it get any more basic than
that? Like it says eat inthe kitchen. That's another one of Greg's
favorites. Laundry, laundry, Oh, is that where I am? Pats
in the garage. Yeah, terrible, We'll take a break or what he
shows next? Hang up more next, maybe they'll hurt each other in the

(01:13:32):
hallway running for the bathroom. Maybethe show. All right, we have
something here that we're gonna play calledbasic Bitch Trivia. No offense, Sammy,
no offense Vennis Again, you're justyou're you're into what you're into,

(01:13:56):
right right. Yeah. I likehaving one of these in around us so
we can like we've had their rain, We've never other than Menace and his
reality shows and stuff like that.But like on the other side of things,
like we've never we've never had someonelike Sammy. It's like having on
orangutan in captivity. Yeah, like, oh, we just never had one
of our us. That's fun.I mean you hear them all day on

(01:14:16):
the pop stations right right right,well, and you know just in general,
like you know, like people yourfriends or other co workers and stuff
like that, but we've never hadaccess to one on the show like this.
I mean I see them all thetime in the dating apps. I
love traveling dogs, right, great, I do love traveling all right.
So, so basically bitch Trivia,these are just a bunch of questions that

(01:14:36):
Sea bass. We're gonna see howmany of these that that Sammy knows,
and then we'll see if Menace willkind of like a head to head,
we'll see how they do. Yes, yeah, as an air prize.
By the way, is it redforty out Starbucks editions Stanley Tumbler. We
discussed this when it came out.He sell out, sold out instantly,

(01:14:57):
of course. Currently the secondary marketis over one hundred fifty wow for a
cup. Right, and by theway, I have been seeing now what's
like one of those things where yousee it once, now you see it
everywhere. Yeah, every gym I'min, every girl has a Stanley tumbler.
Most common color I see is thelight pink. Oh say me,
won't you slide over? Because youand Manister are both going to answered questions.

(01:15:17):
You can share that microphone, giveGreg that mike. We're in this
auxiliary studio. Oh yeah, allright, So what's one around about my
breath today? First category Lululemon.Okay, Lululemon has just released a one
and forty eight dollar velvet corduroy versionof what Special style of their oversized hoodie.

(01:15:38):
So Lululemon they have a whole lineof this type of hoodie. Okay,
very well known amongst the Lululemon crowd. Okay, they have one hundred
and forty eight dollars velvet corduroy versionof this hoodie. Particular style. I'll
give you a clue. It's also, uh has to do with the water,
Okay, this style And yes,all right, Sammy, even understand

(01:16:00):
the question, like what's the nameof Right, there's a very there's a
line of Lululemon that they had isthis name and they just released a new
hoodie that's velvet, that's velvet corduroyfor a hundred hundred fifty bucks and it
has to do with water, rightthe name does that's your clue? Oh?
The what suits? What the sweat? It is? The scuba suba,

(01:16:23):
the scooba. You just don't knowwhat it's called scuba? Oh my
god, boy, oh my god. So the reason they call it the
scuba you know that, No,I was gonna think tight I Okay,
Well, can they call it thescoa because the zipper goes like way up
to your chin, right, soit looks like a scuba suit when it's
all zipped up and over your head. All right, and she has too,

(01:16:45):
of course, how did you notget that? I don't know how
much do they cost you? Yeah, they're about one hundred and fifty worth
forget Walmart, same thing fifteen.Very good quality, I would hope.
All right, Question number two,All right, this is a little easier
one a minute. You probably knowthis one. The trend of wearing what
item with a belt and pretending itis a dress became popular in twenty twenty.

(01:17:09):
So a trend of wearing what itemwith a belt and pretending that item
was a dress became popular in twentytwenty big on the gram amongst all the
basic bitches and and celebrities too.You would just wear this item with a
belt and that's your out, thatwas your dress, and my god,
it was so cute and funny.I'm like, oh man, a sheet

(01:17:31):
A sheet menace? I have aguess, Well, I see a lot
of it where it's just like acollared shirt. It would be a pillow.
You take a pillow. What whatGreg nos that you put the pillow
on? It's the belt And you'relike, right, you say, like
a dress, like one of thosedresses with what do you call those dresses?
That had like the big floopy thingson them, sloopy dresses, sloopy

(01:17:55):
a floopy d All right, well, you guys are not doing so hot
so far. We'll see. Theseare both like fashion things. Right,
do you have anything about like,you know, basic bitch TV shows or
have something about basic Well, I'vegot one about gemstones, very basic bitch
thing. According to cause this fromCosmo magazine. By the way, what
crystals are you supposed to give asa birthday present to an Aquarius? Name

(01:18:16):
five? And if they match itall you get points Aquarius? Though I
think it's Aquarius a blue color,the light blue. This is why one
of the this was the one ofthe main articles on Cosmo dot com.
It was like gifts guide for theAquarius in your life. Here are the
gemstones you should buy that. Ibelieve March is light Blue's birthday, right,

(01:18:39):
this is right? They might bethe auburn because this is like right
in your wheelhouse, like you're intoall this crap. But I really only
know mine unless I need to lookup for somebody else, Okay, because
that's if someone gave me this formy birthday, I'd be so mad.
Somebody gave somebody gave me a book, right, okay, when you throw
this in the trash for you see. And I also think it's interesting how
women have the Unkennedy ability to knowwhat month is for what sign like oh,

(01:19:02):
I'm a Sagittarius. Oh what,they're also born in whatever month that
is, but yeah, because youwouldn't know down in the middle of the
month, like, oh that's theyou're on the cust You're a Libra,
right right, So, by theway, the answers are moonstone, floor
right, quartz, rose, quartz, and amethyst. Okay, do you
know all the signs, Sammy?Like yeah, I know, yeah,

(01:19:23):
the sign but like no, butI mean if I told you I was
born March eleventh, you would knowthat's what uh March eleventh is that?
Yes? It is, all right, you got it. The only women
can do that. So I'm stilltripping off the pillow thing, like I
totally missed that. But you've seenit now, right, I know I
didn't even search pillow dress. Yeah, I looked it up, but I've

(01:19:45):
never really I didn't see it atthe time at the time, you're not
on basic Instagram well basic bitsh rightnow is no pants look out for that
I do. You have one fora Yeah, I do about movies,
poddy. Okay, what actress madeher comeback in the twenty twenty movie Falling
for Christmas, where she plays arich heiress who gets amnesia after a skiing

(01:20:06):
accident and then falls in love witha handsome cabin owner. Easy heard of
this? Low hand? Yeah?You know? Okay, that's the right
answer. Okay, now, yeah, Falling for Christmas? Have you seen
it? Yes? And I wanther praise ski blue sweater. It's so
cute. We want the Mean Girlscomeback too, right? Wait? Yes,

(01:20:29):
okay, so like this movie?Is this one of those Hallmark movies?
Netflix? But it was done inthe Hallmark style for sure? Right?
Okay? Did you guys watch theMean Girls Walmart commercial? Yet?
Sure? Have no? Alright,only I know it's out there, but
I didn't feel a need to lookat us. You have you even heard
of that movie? Mean Girls?Yeah? I've no no Falling for Christmas?
Okay, that's all right, I'vegot one for Menace and Sammy.

(01:20:53):
Here. There are five different typesof Pomeranians. Name any two. So
a blank Pomeranian A blank Pomeranian.Number one basic bitch girl dog Pommeranium,
the red Pomeranian, right, they'dbe the fox faced. Oh you guys
are knowing, So I'm gonna gowith teddy Bear. I want to guess

(01:21:15):
is one pocket they have teacup andTeddy Bear was just how the haircut was,
not the dog, not the breeze. It has to do more with
the shape of their snouts and theirsize because they also have a baby doll
and a miniature yeah, oh mygod, princess. All right here he
is more of an open ended question. All right, your best friend is

(01:21:38):
both hotter and taller than you.Where do you place her in your wedding
party? Oh? Hotter? At on the end? Up? Weird?
Not made of honor? Right?Well, if she was made of
honor, then right next to me, but I mean mostly, but don't
make the pictures need to look youwould need to put her on the end,
but you wouldn't make her made ofmetrically, right, even if she

(01:22:01):
was your best friend at the end. Alright, another open ended one here.
Okay, Given these options, whichis they prefer Halloween costume? And
why Playboy Bunny, Harley, Quinn, Barbie or something actually original and interesting?
Barbie? I would assume interested.But what uh girl power cutest clothes?
I okay, she saying a lotof the songs. Now attention to

(01:22:28):
question. So if you have theseoptions, which would you choose? And
why? Playboy Bunny, Harley QuinnBarbie or something actually original and interesting Barbie
because she's so in right now?Okay, manas do you agree? Uh?
Duh? I guess which which Barbiewould you be? Because there are
a bunch of different Barbies. Iwant to be that weird Barbie. I'll
be Malibu Barbie. Okay, what'sthe weird bar that mne whatever? She's

(01:22:54):
fun? All right too, well, you have time for one of the
last one here. Okay, wegot time for one there. In the
basic bitch trivia, explain from anastronomical point of view, what exactly mercury
and retrograde means and how it causesanything at all to happen on earth.
I'm not even going near this becauseyou brought this up so many times,
like I don't even have any moreto say to you. You should have

(01:23:16):
prom because we asked you what isit actually? Because you say it causes
communication problems? Why yes, Sammy, how do you not research this?
So you don't just have those bullets, That's what I'm saying. Well,
she's too busy doing Christmas Hallmark movies. Yeah, crap, I can't read
well. I mean that's the thingis that they have each like mercury retrograde.
Yes, but all the planets representcertain things, right, so this

(01:23:40):
is the category that mercury. ButI'm saying if astrology wise, yes,
So like there's no way for meto explain astrology to you because you're just
gonna say no, scientifically no,and it doesn't represent these things. And
that's not that so like it's nota conversation, like what are we even
doing here? Every time this comesup, Samy's voice goes into a different
register and it's almost like I can'thear her. What is what is Taylor

(01:24:00):
Swift's Instagram handle? Oh uh,just at Taylor Swift. I follow her,
but I guess I've never been heard. It's like swift something with the
numbers and at Taylor Swift. Allright, yeah, just the basic okay,
the basic things. All right?Are are you familiar with the exchange
policy at Forever twenty one? Yes? I am. And it's a bass

(01:24:25):
it's that you it's store credit only, so when you buy stuff in your
return stuff, you can only gether credit. You never get your money
bag whatever. Alright, well there'sbasic trivia everybody, Yeah, whatever,
whatever more what he shows next?Hang on, We're gonna take a little

(01:24:45):
bit of a break in the meantime. Please lower your standards. It's the
show's show, and welcome back.It is the Woody Show. Just did
some basic bitch trivia, and Ithink once you got most passionate about was
the do you know are you familiarwith the exchange policy at Forever twenty one.

(01:25:10):
I can't tell you how many timesI've got the gift card from Forever
twenty one, because that's the onlyway you get your money back. And
then you're like, well, Ihave this gift card to Forever twenty one
out of my own money, thatI whatever, whatever, I'd being ready,
I don't dropped there anymore because ofthis. All right, So here,
I'll give you a couple more questions, man as you can chime into
what type of scarf swept Instagram intwenty fourteen fourteen, twenty fourteen, I

(01:25:36):
would say, I mean the mostfamous scarf is Airmez. I mean that's
the scarf that people that's the credto Like kram I'm looking at the answer,
I'm like, I don't even knowwhat the hell this is. Really
it's called a blanket scarf. Oh, there's sagantic ones. What is it
again? It's really huge? RememberI think most famously somebody photographed in one

(01:25:58):
was Lenny Kravitt. It looks likethey're wearing Lenny Kravitz one for sure.
Half a couch exactly. They're socomfortable though, and they keep you very
warm. Exact think what I wouldthink. It's a blank all right,
Okay, basic bitch trivia. Whodoes Carrie Bradshaw get proposed to but eventually
turns down? Oh that would begood? Is that big Menace? It's

(01:26:26):
a question for Woodie. No,no, it's that guy that went to
go live on a ranch. Bigleft her at the altar. Right,
you're telling us like we don't know? All right? Uh, who was
Gossip Girl? Who was which?I mean? I mean which version the

(01:26:50):
the O G? Because I watchedthe new one and the new one was
the teacher I mean I was agroup of teachers. Is got to be
the O G? Right? Yeah, I would imagine right, my best
friend who doesn't know she's my bestfriend? Who was gossip Girl? Do
you know, Sammy? I actuallydon't know. Oh my god. I

(01:27:13):
mean in the show, but thevoice is a famous actress. Well,
the answer is Dan Humphrey. Whatoh you also accept lonely Boy for an
answer here. I don't know whatany of that means. I don't either.
Kristen Bell was the but I don'tknow, like what's the what's the
angle or the twist on the showor that he was. I don't know
because I didn't watch the og butI watched the reboot on HBO Max and

(01:27:36):
it was all the teachers that werethe gossip girl. All right, what's
the premise. So the premise ofthat show is someone is gossiping. They
all get text messages from quote gossipgirl, right, so it's all x
oh gossip Girl also was so maybethe gossip girl was sending the text.
Yes, yeah, so it turnedout to be a guy. But the

(01:27:57):
whole time, you don't know whoit is that's it was. It turns
out it wasn't a girl at all. It was a dude. It's Dan,
a lonely boy. If I couldhave made a show that would be
addictive to stupid women. It wouldbe about an anonymous gossiper. Yeah,
the new version. It's an Instagramaccount that all the teachers contribute to because
they overhear all the students talk about. All right, let's see. What

(01:28:27):
does hashtag m c M mean mancrush Monday, Man Crush Monday. Come
on, all right, I didn'tknow I'm looking. It's also a clothing
brand too, m c M.Oh okay, I actually knew that one.
Well, yeah, okay, whatis see? I'll give you one

(01:28:47):
more. What does a N TM stand for? What does a n
as a Nancy t M as inMary stand for? Oh? Wow,
I don't I've seen this? Iknow, I feel like I know it,
but it's not and TM that wouldbe America's next top model. You

(01:29:13):
hear it. It's like, whatdo you What is O O T D
stand for? Oh O T D? Yeah, like I might take a
photo of myself and write, ohO T D. I have no idea?
Uh do you know that one?Sammy? I don't? Oh menace
like for like no having no makeupon, no filter? No, what

(01:29:35):
is it? Outfit of the day? He would I know that egg on
my face. Sure more when heshows next. Hang on, take your
feet up on the dashboard. Backin a few The Woody Show. They're
back. Sit on my face.It's The Woody Show. Welcome back,
everybody. It is Tuesday Morning.It is The Woody Show. Very much.

(01:30:00):
Looking forward to Dares four dollars.Yeah, me too. Yeah,
Morgan's gonna be in here. She'sgonna and the spin in the wheel.
Should she go through with the babybirding thing, which I'm sure she will.
She ain't no punk not you knowwhat I'm saying. Yeah, so,
uh yeah, we got dares fordollars coming up. Ravey's got nerd
now coming up here just a fewminutes. The latest in the world of
nerd, so dude Discovery. Asyou know, Ray Rave's been complaining about

(01:30:24):
this for a while. Ye mergedwith Warner Brothers. Oh yeah, I
mean that as of January first,you can't watch their stuff on Sony's PlayStation
anymore. So people are starting tocatch on that if you quote own a
digital copy of a song or analbum, a movie, or in this
case, a TV show, whatyou thought you actually own is nothing.

(01:30:45):
Right on yours five, which wetalked about before. Yeah, so PlayStation
users are finding this out because thereare tons of shows from Discovery that are
being yanked from their libraries even thoughthey quote unquote purchase them. So you
can like pay to watch it,or you can oh, there's the buy
option, but then you bought it, but now you're not gonna be able
to watch it now. The showsthat are disappearing as of January first,

(01:31:06):
I think said, there's a biglong list of them, but I'll just
give you a couple MythBusters, WhatDirty Jobs, Shark Week. So if
you bought these, oh yeah,okay, I was buying MythBuster Cake,
Boss Menace, Here comes Honey,Boo boo, what Deadliest Catch? How
it's made? Dude, I willget caught in a vortex of how it's

(01:31:28):
made. I do like, yeah, but you're not buying episodes. No,
I'm not buying episodes you liked,Well, here you go, my
six hundred pound life. Damn.So this affects zeros and zeros of people.
Yeah, I wonder how many peopleactually bought those other than the people
that were on the show. Butwe have talked about this before, like
this has happened, This has happenedto me where like I go to watch
I forget what the movie was.But I bought a movie my kids wanted

(01:31:49):
to watch it. I went togo find it. It wasn't available anymore
off of iTunes. And so eventhough it was a movie that we purchased
for twenty bucks or whatever, itwas, now I no longer had access
to Hey, so lame. Andthen the other one that was a real
eye opener for me was, youknow, you have your Apple account,
So if you've purchased movies or whateverand they're already on you know, like

(01:32:12):
you've already paid for them, youstill have the connection through the Apple TV
to be able to see your moviesand you go to click on it.
But because the card associated with myiTunes account was expired, like you know,
the cards come up, I wasn'table to watch all the stuff that
I already previously purchased until I hada card up there. I wasn't trying
to buy anything new. I wasjust trying to watch something that I already

(01:32:33):
purchased, and I couldn't even accessit until I had put the new card
information in there. Oh okay,like classic Apples is that weird? Yes?
Like what does it matter. I'mnot trying to buy anything. I
just want to access what I've already. It's almost like it's a shady company.

(01:32:56):
Never still like it. I'm sureit's in print somewhere. It's all
that was that whole South Park episodeabout nobody reads terms and conditions. Yeah,
some of the holidays. For today, while it's National Microwave Day,
men, it does not like microwaves, no, but it's a National Gaspacho
Day? Love what exactly gaspacha?Is this cold soup? Cold tomatoes,

(01:33:19):
old tomatoes so good? Is itjust tomato or is it like any kind
of cold? Because I know thatthey do, Like there's like a cold
I want to say, there's acold pea soup. There's a cold potato
soup, which is vic swall,you're so fine and fancy, Greg.

(01:33:41):
National Miners Day, as in likeyou go in you're mining for some kind
of stuff. National pawn Broker's Day. It's put on your own shoes Day,
which as we get fatter, mightbe harder and harder at some point.
That's a chore that I hate.And and today is Saint Nicholas Day,
which I had never heard of untilI met my wife, and so
my wife a couple of like littlesmall gifts for the kids this morning,

(01:34:03):
Oh that she left out for SaintNicholas Day. Like as if there's already
enough pressure and obligation this time ofyear, now we're adding this whole.
I'd never heard of this. That'sgood because your kids don't get enough.
Yeah, it does sound like somethingthat board housewives make up just to have
something else to do. It mightbe from overseas, though, because overseas
has a bunch of different ones likein Britain. Yeah, yeah, I

(01:34:23):
just I just never heard of it, like and like she had it growing
up, and she grew up inthe Midwest, so I don't know if
it was like a Midwest thing.The other thing that was I had never
heard of before I met my wifewas on I think I told you,
guys for Halloween, when you goto the door to door, you don't
say trick or treat, like youring the doorbell and they go, oh,
look at you, guys, Andyou have to tell a joke in
order to get a piece of candy. That's weird. So all the kids

(01:34:45):
come to the door. So Iremember the first Halloween that I'm I'm living
in the Midwest and ding dong.They go, oh hey, and they
start telling me jokes. I'm like, huh. And the next batch you
kids start telling me jokes. Iwas so confused happening here? And my
wife comes up, she's, oh, I missed it joke. I'm like,
what do you what's happening? Youwant to tell me what this is?
I never heard of that. Onekids said, do you like nuts?
He goes, how about these?How about these nuts? Yeah,

(01:35:10):
dude, I'd never heard of youthat before. Apparently, say, Nicholas
Day is what Christmas used to be. It was like the actual original religious
day. And then eventually we justkind of took it over. Oh it's
Jesus Day. Yea, yeah,all right. Uh So the phone number
that you call eight seven seven fortyfour what he becomes the after hours voicemail

(01:35:31):
normally after ten o'clock, but sincewe're working in this auxiliary studio, it's
really the only way that you cancall in and be a part of the
show this week. Now we areworking in the studio, our studio will
be back up and running and thenwe'll have full access to be able to
put callers and whatever and do differentgames that involve listeners and stuff. But
here's one of the messages to theafter hours voicemail. Good question here too,
Hey show, I'm a truck driver. I've been listening to you guys

(01:35:54):
for a long time and just finallyran out a podcast. So I went
back to actually December of last year, December one, and you guys were
talking about which would come first,you guys get in a new studio or
the cyber truck being released. Ithought that was so funny because a couple
of days ago you had had inthe same day you had cyber trucks being
released in Dallas, and you're gettinga new studio. Which one actually came

(01:36:17):
first? Settled a bit? Allright, all right? But wow,
interesting teddyly cybertruck first. The studiowon't be really available to us until yea,
yeah, right, So not thatanyone was really getting a cyber truck
outside of those first ten people.I did get my I did get my
cyber truck email. It said,Hey, you're you're in the queue.
Okay, you already knew that,Yeah, exactly, And while you're waiting,

(01:36:39):
here's the link to go Lisa Tesla. It says. It says it's
going to be a while because becauseyeah, they knew people like me who
actually have a reservation would be curious. Hey yeah, like what's so?
Hey, we still got you atsome point in the future, who knows
when. For the meantime, buyour car eight seven seven four when you
leave your after hours voicemail show.This is nerding Out with Rava and what's

(01:37:06):
got you all nerdy on this Tuesdaymorning Rave. So over the weekend there
were two comic cons happening, onein Los Angeles and the other in Brazil.
And the one in Brazil is huge. Everything in Brazil is huge.
And we had a ton of trailersdropped. Hopefully you guys have had a
chance to check them all out,very high profile stuff like the first trailers
for The Boys season four. Uhyeah, wing no idea when that show

(01:37:29):
is going to drop Mega Uber Ultraswee season two of House of the Dragon.
Oh, now you're talking, Ray, There's going to be so much
bloodshed coming at you in the summerof twenty twenty four. Most talking heads
are predicting early June for House ofthe Dragon. There are some other trailers
including Godzilla Versus Kong, The NewEmpire final season of Star Trek Discovery,

(01:37:53):
and a couple of trailers for HugeGames, Halo season two on Paramount Plus
and Fallout on Amazon Prime. Peoplenot big fan. I hate it Halo
season one. I didn't even makeit all the way through, but season
two promises a lot more action thatseemed to be what was missing. There
were tons of panels as well,including one for Dune two with all the

(01:38:13):
major players there, Timothy Chalamez andDan Lawrence Pugh, Austin Butler. So
then when it's over, everybody goescenter stage for a picture and somebody threw
something. Uh oh, and it'shit Florence Peugh right in the face.
Oh my, what do we knowwhat it was? She said, ow,
and like bent down to inspect itand uh no, we don't know
anything other than that. But thisis a growing and troubling trendy Harry Styles

(01:38:36):
hit right in the face in Julywhen he was performing in Vienna. In
June, somebody threw a phone atbb REXA and it hit her and that
person was charged with assault. They'regoing to eventually just have to put up
netting the stage, you know,and then people will complain about it.
You can't see. Yeah, wellyour fault stop throwing stuff. Won't stop

(01:38:57):
throwing stuff. Yeah, I'm Arabian. For more nerd stuff, check out
the Nerd Not podcast at the WoodyShow dot com. Nerd all right,
thank you very much, Rabels,you got it. We got some more
Woody Show for you. Next,hang on the Woody Show. We'll be
back in a sec. And that'sgonna do it for a Tuesday morning everybody,

(01:39:17):
Right, A quick rundown of whatyou can find on the Tuesday podcast
is going to the woodieshow dot com, The Dare for dollars today, the
baby birding good that happened. Itwas very messy video and more ready to
go to. Also, you cancheck out at the Tuesday Takeover Sea Bass's
Tuesday Takeover. Uh yeah. Basicallyhe was trying to take down an entire

(01:39:40):
industry. Today. I think itwas successful. One complete. That's the
supplement And although we won't know,like Greg can come back tomorrow and tell
us like, oh my god,guess who tastes great is now lit?
I took all of them. Gregis eating all of them. Read that
news, semi final, that andmore. Find it all on the Twoesday
podcast. Just go to the woodieshowdot com. Coming up for you on

(01:40:04):
Wednesday, We've got Woody Show aGolden Bachelorette. Oh boy, you've heard
so much about the Golden Bachelor here. Yeah. Yeah. Plus eight Rome
from Sublime with Rome will join us. Nice. Oh cool. Yeah,
he's he's calling it about something thathe wants to share with us. That
and more coming up on Wednesday.In the meantime, you can leave whatever

(01:40:25):
you got on the after hours voicemaileight seven seven forty four Woody. That's
eight seven seven forty four Woody,or find us on social media at the
Woody Show on all social media platformGreat Raby, Menace, Sea Bass,
Sam anything you like to add,Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please Yeah.
Mark Zuckerberg was nineteen when he startedFacebook. Steve Jobs was twenty one

(01:40:46):
at the start of Apple. Sogive up it's too late for you.
Yeah yeah, Well then there's otherstories about like was it Steve Harvey?
I think it was one the guysstarted super late late is the one I
always have a reference to. Formost of us, it's way it's way

(01:41:08):
too late. But there's also peoplethat win like these, like billion dollar
lottery jackpots, so you know,yeah, there's there's really a chance overall,
just give up. Thank you verymuch, Great Gory, thank you
so much for giving the show someof your valuable time this morning. You
know we'd love it, appreciate youfor that. The rest of you guys
can suck it. We will catchyou back here on Wednesday. Have a
great day. S M D doubleM. I quit this bitch.