The Woody Show December 5th 2024 Podcast

Redneck News, Best Glam Metal Songs, News Headlines & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It is a dune to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion is ad lies the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 5 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody.

Speaker 6 (00:47):
Today is Thursday.

Speaker 5 (00:49):
It's a pre Friday's December the fifth, twenty twenty four.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
Welcome to the Woody Show.

Speaker 6 (00:55):
Making our way through the week.

Speaker 5 (00:56):
Can't bring us down on a brief Friday to do it?
Are We're starting to be you know, I'm starting to
get to Friday vibe.

Speaker 6 (01:01):
You know you can't solve on. It's good, It's really good.
And thank you for being here. My name is Whatdody?

Speaker 7 (01:06):
That's Greg Gory. Hoywoo hoy Greg.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
There's menace.

Speaker 5 (01:09):
What is We got Gina grat Hey, Sea Bass. Good
morning to you, Sammy, good morning, good morning.

Speaker 6 (01:14):
We got bored.

Speaker 5 (01:15):
We got Caroline Morgan is here. She's our associate producer,
Von our video producer on the job today. And you
who could be a part of the show anytime you
damn well please by calling in as always the best
way to do it. Eight seven seven forty four, Woodie.
That's eight seven seven forty four, Woody. You can also
hit us up with the text this morning. Send your
text over to two to nine eight seven. Couple up

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for you today since it's also a throwback Thursday. You know,
we love going through these different lists. It'll be someone
will say, oh, it's the best soundtrack songs of all
time or whatever. We like going through and playing some
of the clips from those songs. Well, today the best
glam metal songs.

Speaker 2 (01:50):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (01:51):
Gina's all excited about it.

Speaker 5 (01:53):
I know that like hair metal, glam metal whatever, that
all gets a kind of a bad rap from some people.

Speaker 1 (01:59):
But I think it's fun. That's fun.

Speaker 6 (02:01):
Yeah, I think it's fun.

Speaker 5 (02:02):
They had a lot of they had a lot of
catchy songs back in that time. So we'll go through
some of the LISTI if you agree or disagree with
their take on the best glam metal songs of all time,
some of the trending news headlines, we're going to have
that for you. Also got a brand new redneck news
entertainment news Birthday's Porno Birthday all coming up here for
you today on the Woody Show. I've got some what

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do you show fun facts for you guys.

Speaker 6 (02:26):
All right?

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Excellent?

Speaker 8 (02:27):
Oh yeah, love fun.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
Because you know I'm a collector of these fun facts,
and I thought you might find some of them to
be fascinating, all right, starting with this one. Planters Peanuts
founded in nineteen o six, but the mister Peanut mascot
didn't come along until nineteen sixteen, when this fourteen year
old boy his named Antonio, he submitted a drawing to

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a trademark contest.

Speaker 6 (02:51):
He won a five.

Speaker 5 (02:52):
Dollars prize for his winning sketch, which would be one
hundred and fifty dollars in today's money. But then the
founder of Planters also paid for Antonio and his four siblings.

Speaker 6 (03:03):
To go to college.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
Okay, that's something now at those at those prices in
that time, that hadn't been at least three thousand dollars
huge for.

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Him and his four siblings. That's good price.

Speaker 5 (03:14):
So they're talking about what nineteen sixteen, he was fourteen?
College sixteen in nineteen let's called nineteen nineteen.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
Nineteen nineteen.

Speaker 1 (03:22):
Yeah, it's got to be less.

Speaker 8 (03:24):
Harvard cost. How much Harvard cost tuition two fifty the
minimum cost of a year, okay, one hundred and fifty bucks.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
I can't be right, Oh that could be right, right,
I mean, you could get a house for like five thousand, right,
not nineteen nineteen. Maybe less than this is before the depression.

Speaker 9 (03:45):
About four hundred a year is what I got average.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Damn? All right? Cool? Wells, I guess the house is
like twelve hundred bucks.

Speaker 5 (03:53):
Thanks for the sixteen hundred dollars. That's pretty good, all right.
How about this New York City has a larger population
than thirty eight states?

Speaker 3 (04:01):
I buy it.

Speaker 5 (04:02):
Yeah, more people in New York than in thirty eight
states their total population.

Speaker 8 (04:07):
But you know, it's worth it to live there, guys, totally.

Speaker 6 (04:10):
It's a great sitting.

Speaker 5 (04:11):
It's fun for ball busters, like for ball busters like
Greg and Sea Bass. People misuse the word podium. Podium
means a raised platform on the ground, the thing you
stand behind and you put your papers on. That's electtern,
that's right.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Yeah, but there's still a podium.

Speaker 6 (04:28):
That's an Yeah.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
The podium is the raised platform like stage. Yeah, I
guess right that the lectern then.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
Sip it on top of yeah lecturn.

Speaker 5 (04:40):
You're a lecture there you go, Oh, yeah, it makes sense.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Give a lot.

Speaker 5 (04:44):
I would have never thought about it, but yeah, that
sounds like it makes sense.

Speaker 1 (04:47):
All right.

Speaker 5 (04:48):
Eddie the Dog on Fraser made ten thousand dollars per episode.
His real name was Moose, and he died in two
thousand and six. He had made three point two million dollars.

Speaker 8 (05:00):
Yeah, yeah, all right, I'm firing that producer. That's not
cost effective.

Speaker 5 (05:07):
Well, aren't the animals part of the union too? And
it's got to be like some Hollywood animals union totally.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (05:13):
If I'm producing that, I figure something out.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
Yeah, but you got the trainer, that's what you're paying.

Speaker 8 (05:17):
Yeah, I'm not paying him three something million.

Speaker 5 (05:19):
Though Eddie was smart well over the course of the
Eddie was character.

Speaker 1 (05:24):
Yeah, yeah, I love that. Eddy was great.

Speaker 6 (05:25):
Yeah, I love that.

Speaker 5 (05:27):
The original Star Wars trilogy is three hundred and seventy
seven minutes long, but Darth Vader only appears in forty
four of those minutes, so less than ten percent of
the movie. He's only in eleven of the one hundred
and twenty one minutes of the first movie, fourteen of
the one hundred and twenty four minutes of Empire Strikes Back,
and eighteen of the one hundred and thirty two minutes

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to Return the Jedi Yoda even less. It's kind of
like Jaws, right, Like you want to see the shark
for a total four of the one hundred and twenty
four minutes The Jaws will.

Speaker 3 (05:58):
Yeah, it's not until like half way through the movie.

Speaker 5 (06:01):
You only see beetle Juice for seventeen minutes of the
ninety two minutes and the og beetle Juice.

Speaker 6 (06:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:05):
They were talking about that when they just did this
new one, because Michael Keaton wanted to keep it pretty
much the same, yeah, like about the same amount of
time on screen.

Speaker 1 (06:13):
They didn't want to make it so.

Speaker 5 (06:14):
All of a suddidle juice the guy Yeah, yeah, in
the majority of the movie. But I thought that was
pretty cool. Fascinating. A new survey as three thousand single
men and women how they'd feel about a fast food
first date. Fifty four percent of men would be into
it like menace, yeah yeah, And surprisingly, sixty six percent

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of women say that they would be down why.

Speaker 1 (06:38):
Way a fast food date.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
I am honest enough to say absolutely not.

Speaker 8 (06:42):
Have you ever even taken a girl to a fast
food restaurant? Ever?

Speaker 6 (06:45):
Not on a date?

Speaker 5 (06:47):
I mean context as part of an outing. Yeah right,
I'm a junior problem.

Speaker 6 (06:51):
We went to a fast food joint as a teenager
dressed up in tuxedos.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
That's it's quirky.

Speaker 5 (06:57):
Yeah, I mean I think like you go to a
movie and then you know, you grab some he grab
some quick food. You know, it's not like because everything
the whole thing is more casual.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
Well that's the thing I've gone to like diners and
that's kind.

Speaker 5 (07:09):
Of cute, but just like order, like you wouldn't do that.

Speaker 8 (07:13):
Yeah, I don't like thinking about it.

Speaker 6 (07:15):
Not a first day.

Speaker 8 (07:16):
I've only done it once and it's because she never
had Popeye's Chicken Menace.

Speaker 6 (07:20):
I've hot and ready for like little right.

Speaker 8 (07:23):
So like I was like and I just did it. It
was a novelty thing. It was not an actual tape.

Speaker 3 (07:26):
That's different.

Speaker 8 (07:27):
That's quite below me.

Speaker 4 (07:28):
Greg.

Speaker 5 (07:29):
Yes, I mean I know you're kind of uh off
right now with your sweet potato and caught a cheese dyet.

Speaker 6 (07:35):
But sweet potatoes and yam, well you fell off pretty hard.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
Thanksgiving God, I felt fat.

Speaker 5 (07:43):
As anyway, sweet potatoes and yams are not the same thing.

Speaker 1 (07:48):
They're always labeled differently are different.

Speaker 5 (07:51):
There are two different species of root vegetable. The US
government perpetuated the error by labeling sweet potatoes with orange
flesh yams, but they're still sweet potatoes. Yams are actually
uncommon in America. They're native to Africa and Asia, and
they have dark, almost black, bark like skin with purple
white or reddish flesh, and they can grow up to

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seven feet long.

Speaker 1 (08:14):
And they are not sweet.

Speaker 3 (08:16):
Yeah, yes, yeah, great, the branding is back or it's
on sweet potatoes.

Speaker 5 (08:19):
I mean I know that one because I thought that
was interesting.

Speaker 1 (08:22):
I've had more white and they're definitely not sweet. I
like the orange ones.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:27):
Well, and like if you're if you're like, you know,
more keto or with carb conscious, sweet potatoes good, regular
potato bad. Your brain doesn't comprehend that it's called a
sweet potato.

Speaker 5 (08:37):
There's a five star hotel in Ukraine still that used
to be a Nazi concentration camp. Not that this is
the best time to be, you know, vacationing in Ukraine,
but still interesting them you would stay the right.

Speaker 6 (08:50):
So I'm thinking, like it's hmm, creepy.

Speaker 1 (08:52):
I mean I guess some.

Speaker 6 (08:52):
People would you.

Speaker 5 (08:56):
It's like how they have to shut down certain like
you might be the shooting in Vegas, like they had
to shoot shoot, they had to shut down that whole
like room, or because people are like what they call
like tragedy toys, Like people just want to get they
want they have to tear down a building like from
a school shooting, or the apartment where Jeffrey Dahmer had Like, yeah,
I don't.

Speaker 1 (09:15):
Like what do they use that room for? Just storage?

Speaker 2 (09:18):
Now? Right?

Speaker 1 (09:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (09:18):
Probably like the hotel, Yeah, the Mandalay Bay. Yeah. In
twenty nineteen, the average person spend five and a half
hours away from home each day, but it dropped to
four and a half after the pandemic and it hasn't
bounced back yet.

Speaker 1 (09:32):
They say it's.

Speaker 5 (09:32):
Partly because most of us, well most of it, more
people work from home. But also, Greg, we're just less
inclined to go out.

Speaker 1 (09:39):
Yeah, you know who wants to go out? Yeah, I
mean people are for a job four and a half hours.

Speaker 3 (09:46):
How could you come with you?

Speaker 6 (09:47):
How can you do that?

Speaker 1 (09:48):
You think most people would be gone on average like
ten hours of.

Speaker 5 (09:51):
The Yeah, and I'll give you I'll give you one more.
You know how public toilet seats have an open front. Yeah,
the seat is more of like a horseshoe than an
oval that goes all the way. Well, apparently there's a
reason for that. It's to minimize the risk of coming
in contact with possible contamination from other people who sat
on it.

Speaker 8 (10:07):
Yeah, giant Wiener syndrome.

Speaker 5 (10:09):
Yeah, they don't want they don't want everyone's genitals touching
the seat.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
So I should tell my husband never to use those
closed toilet seats.

Speaker 8 (10:16):
Only the horseshoe kind Oh yeah, you have to talk otherwise.

Speaker 1 (10:19):
Yeah, but I thought it was because men won't be
mindful of it lifting it to pee. They'll pee with
the seat down, and then any dribble would just go
on the bowl as opposed to on the.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
On that front.

Speaker 5 (10:33):
Yeah, but guys, like so when you when you sit
down the number two, right, and there's always there's you
always got to pee.

Speaker 1 (10:40):
Too, yeah, always, Thank god it's not the other way around,
you know.

Speaker 5 (10:43):
Yeah, So you don't you don't like kind of push
your dork down. Are you supposed to do that, because
you got to aim it down to it if not.

Speaker 8 (10:53):
Long enough to flop.

Speaker 5 (10:54):
Yeah, okay, like, yeah, I got your day. Yeah, he's
like an anchor. He's got an anchor to the bob.
The ball is kind of cold.

Speaker 1 (11:02):
Guy, I just sort of pull up. But no, you
know what I mean, Yeah, I know what you mean.

Speaker 6 (11:05):
You gotta gotta you gotta.

Speaker 5 (11:07):
Like kind of like push your angle at the otherwise
your ball, the balls kind of prop it up, and
like you can end up like you ended up peeing
in that space between like the ball and the seat.

Speaker 1 (11:19):
Oh on certain toilets.

Speaker 3 (11:21):
If you were like really hot, like really hot outside. Well,
you know, I'll save this question for another day. What
do you mean how long do they get?

Speaker 6 (11:29):
How long does what get?

Speaker 1 (11:30):
Your balls?

Speaker 5 (11:31):
How they drop into the water very temperature. I'm talking
about dragging on the ground. Yeah, they can get like
where they drop away from your body so much like
it's just like we're talking like almost got like a
silk pouch compared to like if it's like a colder
kind of situation, it's almost like a leather pouch. Yeah,
it's great.

Speaker 1 (11:54):
After a hot shower, they're just pendulums.

Speaker 5 (11:57):
Exactly What show did you know? Fun tame night. We're
gonna take you a quick break. We got some more
what to show for your next hang on a show?
Wa show podcast listeners, Huge news?

Speaker 1 (12:10):
What's up?

Speaker 5 (12:10):
Everybody at venice?

Speaker 4 (12:11):
This Saturday, I'll be at Suavecito in Santa Ana, California,
from noon to three pm doing a bunch of giveaways.
They're doing a collaboration with Star Wars. It's massive. I'll
see you there, but if you can't make that, the
very next day, Sunday in Buena Park at Rock and Bruise,
I'm doing a watch party with TCL Televisions from five
to seven pm and I'm giving away a ninety eight

(12:33):
inch TCL television lost a ton of more giveaways. We'll
see you this Saturday, December seventh at Suavecito from noon
to three, and then Sunday for that massive TCL television
giveaway at Rock and Bruise from five to seven pm
in Buena Park, December eighth.

Speaker 5 (12:52):
This is the show, Hey more, and we are into
another new hour in activity, training for a politically correct
world on a pre Friday.

Speaker 6 (13:03):
It's a Thursday morning.

Speaker 5 (13:04):
Yeah, it is December the fifth, twenty twenty four.

Speaker 1 (13:09):
I was wondering, that's great gory.

Speaker 7 (13:10):
Good morning Menace, good morning to you, Good morning Woody.

Speaker 5 (13:13):
We've got Gina grand Good morning, Sammy is here, we
got Sea Bass. A lot of great feedback from Sammy's
uncensored Dice Day.

Speaker 8 (13:23):
Everybody, even on the censored Dice Day.

Speaker 5 (13:26):
Yeah, the time that we had, uh, like on the
actual FM version from what you heard yesterday, we had
that uncensored one. It's available on the podcast right now.
Well because everybody's doing their their Spotify rap or whatever. Yeah,
Menace sent some information over to everybody yesterday. Really interesting
and I guess the most commented uh, what do you Show?

(13:50):
Podcast of twenty twenty four was I think the first
uncensored podcast that we had done.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
In the while.

Speaker 6 (13:57):
It was October second.

Speaker 5 (13:58):
From October second, it was just a segment that we
had done on the air, which was when SeaBASS went
to the Folsome Street fair right right, And so we
did all the ones that we could possibly do that
he talked to though, we can even edit up and
get on the air, but there was one that was
so over the top shocking, filthy, disgusting.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
There was no way to even describe it.

Speaker 6 (14:20):
We couldn't even clean it up.

Speaker 5 (14:21):
So what we did is we just recorded it after
the show and we threw it on the podcast as
an uncensored and it became the biggest, the most commented
with reason Yeah, yeah, Woodie Show podcast episode of the year. Yeah,
So if you want to look it up October second, Yeah,
it has to do something with fisting, right. That's that's
that's really all I can tell you, very shocking. Can't

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give any more context other than that, but you get
the gist.

Speaker 6 (14:48):
But did you also like that the show's heard in
forty seven different countries. That's incredible through the podcast.

Speaker 5 (14:54):
Yeah, I mean it makes sense. We're on AFN. Yeah,
you know, so no matter where anybody's deployed on the planet,
so technical it's like one hundred and seventy some countries,
like every consulate, every embassy, every Navy ship, every base,
military base. We're on a FM, which is a service
available to people who are deployed. It gives them a

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little taste of home. And so on the rock station
that they have, we are the morning show, and so
the Woody Show has heard every morning six to ten
wherever you are, so like a little sense of like normalcy.
So they kind of time shifted. They do it really cool.
I mean, it's just really interesting the way.

Speaker 6 (15:34):
It all works. Countries Mexico, Japan, Australia, United Kingdom.

Speaker 5 (15:43):
Japan makes sense. We talk about them a lot. Australia
has their pie yeah, Puerto Rico, Italy.

Speaker 3 (15:51):
Yeah, so maybe they don't want to bring us out.

Speaker 5 (15:53):
I know, yeah, I mean I've heard from a number
of people who you know, over the years who have
said that, oh yea. When I was deployed, it was
kind of and didn't know about you guys because there's
from someplace that the show doesn't even air, right, And
then once they got out of the service and they
got home, they listened to the podcast. Yeah, yeah, nice. Yeah,
so it's cool and we don't make any money off
of that. This is just a we completely volunteer the show.

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It's just it really is just a great honor to
be able to do that and be given that opportunity.

Speaker 6 (16:21):
Another top area Guam Shout out to Guam, Shout out
to Guam. I hear there's a lot of snakes there.
There's a guy.

Speaker 5 (16:28):
There's a guy one of my first radio stations that
I worked at. He left the radio station because he
took a job at a radio station in Guam. Yeah huh.

Speaker 6 (16:36):
And I remember.

Speaker 5 (16:37):
Everybody thought that was really cool, and I'm like, where
the hell is gwam?

Speaker 2 (16:41):
Right?

Speaker 1 (16:42):
Yeah, really nice?

Speaker 5 (16:43):
And I hear it, dude, and I heard the ladies
are pretty freaky. Oh nice. Well, what else is there
to do?

Speaker 3 (16:54):
Live? Show.

Speaker 5 (16:55):
We're also getting good feedback on Greg's review of Wicked
Wizard of Oz fan fiction.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
I'm so glad that Chor is behind me.

Speaker 5 (17:04):
Somebody on the text brings up a really good question,
and we were talking about it off the air right
before we came back from the break seventy five. If
the Wizard of Oz was only a dream, how can
Wicked even exist?

Speaker 1 (17:16):
Hallelujah. That is the most mind blowing text I've ever read.

Speaker 5 (17:19):
It's that And at the end, because what's your name, Glinda,
the Wizard of Oz?

Speaker 6 (17:23):
Yeah, the good Witch.

Speaker 5 (17:24):
Yeah, you could have gone home miss whole time.

Speaker 6 (17:26):
It's like, bitch, I've seen you four times.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
Tell me she's a bitch.

Speaker 6 (17:30):
Why didn't you tell me that?

Speaker 3 (17:31):
Because she she needed she needed Dorothy to kill her enemies,
wiped out the Wicked Witch of the East West and
the Wizards. She's actually power, she's the evil one. Yeah,
but it wasn't a dream. It was it's technicolor whimsy,
and you guys had no magic in your heart.

Speaker 9 (17:48):
It was for sure a dream wakes up. The end
is like and you were there.

Speaker 3 (17:52):
It's a dream to every every farmhand who lives in Cpia.
Tone it's like, literally, there.

Speaker 1 (17:58):
Was a storm.

Speaker 5 (18:00):
I know, the window came out of the casing and
smashed her on the head. So thanks to her head injury, yeah,
she now has some appreciation and perspective.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
I get that. That's one way to boring ass for me,
Thank you concussion. But also, she really went and it
was almost time travel time traveling wormhole.

Speaker 1 (18:20):
Sure, oh my god, where but the kid who sees
dead people. You can't say, no, Bruce Willis was really
alive if you believe in magic. No, no, that's literally
the plot.

Speaker 10 (18:30):
And her whole family was surrounding her when she was
at home in Kansas. They saw her there, she didn't leave.

Speaker 3 (18:35):
I feel like you don't understand time jump could.

Speaker 5 (18:38):
Have been a follow up dream too. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:40):
I don't like to follow head injury.

Speaker 5 (18:43):
Okay, great, I just realized I don't like the You know,
people don't like certain words moist, right, whimsy?

Speaker 7 (18:52):
I love Sissy asked term whimsy.

Speaker 3 (18:56):
Whimsy.

Speaker 5 (18:58):
I don't like to ear field ever heard.

Speaker 3 (19:00):
It feels not being whimsical because you have I know, whimsical.

Speaker 6 (19:05):
I just don't know whimsy.

Speaker 3 (19:06):
Because you guys have no whimsy in your hearts.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
I think whimsy is the perfect word because it defines
what it is exactly. It's just whimsy.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
It's whimsy. It's like, it is kind of whimpy, wimpy whimsy.

Speaker 1 (19:18):
But to not agree with this dream thing about the
Wizard of Oz doesn't mean you don't have whimsy. It
just means that's the plot. Yeah, money grab fan fiction that.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
I agree, calling wicked fan fiction is the funniest, most
accurate thing.

Speaker 1 (19:30):
It was true.

Speaker 5 (19:31):
My wife got very offended when I said that it's true.

Speaker 3 (19:33):
That's for sure true.

Speaker 5 (19:34):
And she could well, she could start arguing about how successful.
And it doesn't mean it's not successful.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
It's what it is, light fan fiction or something I
don't like a thing or one of these like popular
things was fanfic? I mean just it is.

Speaker 2 (19:45):
It just is.

Speaker 5 (19:46):
Oh did your wife buy those dunks, those Nike dunk
wickeds that I center.

Speaker 3 (19:51):
Let me guess, I have no idea.

Speaker 5 (19:53):
Maybe she's bought I feel, everything they offer and she's
really jealous of these quote in fluence. So there's a
couple main accounts, these Wizard of Oz influencer chicks.

Speaker 6 (20:04):
Yeah, and she is so green with envy.

Speaker 5 (20:08):
Oh yeah, because they've gotten everything they got invited to
the Red Carpet premiere. They wanted all the pieces of merchandise.
They don't even really seem to appreciate what.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
By the way, I was thinking of fifty Shades of
Gray that was apparently fan Okay, people love that.

Speaker 1 (20:23):
I have a confession the way that Mena said he
didn't know the word whimsy. I have never fully wrapped
my head around what fan fiction is. Does they have
to be based on something else to.

Speaker 5 (20:33):
Be Yeah, so the fan writing their version version of
an existing story.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
This is originally published on fanfiction dot Net. This is
fifty Shades of Gray as Master of the Universe. This
Twilight fan fiction was later released as a traditionally published
novel in twenty eleven. I knew there was some weird connection.
I've never seen a Twilight movie anyone.

Speaker 5 (20:53):
No, no, no, I'm not remember I have no whimsy,
have no whimsy.

Speaker 1 (20:58):
We just established that.

Speaker 5 (21:01):
So if I just write a story, I don't live
in technicol windsor what the hell.

Speaker 3 (21:05):
You said, join us over here in Technicolor.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
So if I made up a story that's not fan fiction.
But if I made up like a version of Star Wars.

Speaker 6 (21:12):
But what if Leo really yeah.

Speaker 5 (21:14):
Right, okay, yeah, Tobacca grinder. Yeah, you could write like
Friends fan fiction or Brady Bunch fan fiction, like something
that you're really into.

Speaker 1 (21:27):
A different Yeah, okay, exactly, here we go, new career.
Come on, got a brand new redneck news?

Speaker 2 (21:34):
What do you show?

Speaker 5 (21:35):
You ever got a flat time on your house news?

Speaker 7 (21:42):
I went to go home and tell my wife that
Wicked is just all nonsense.

Speaker 6 (21:47):
It wasn't a dream. So what's not real? Wicked or
the Wizard of Ours? Which one?

Speaker 1 (21:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (21:54):
Was it not a dumb That is the most mind
blowing thought?

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Though?

Speaker 6 (22:00):
Are we high right now?

Speaker 3 (22:01):
You you with it right?

Speaker 5 (22:03):
I'll say's redneck news is about this thirty one year
old dude who got stopped by TSA because they found
weird clothing items in his bags, including a cow pajama onesie.
Oh and according to the report, he had checked a
pink suitcase which as they were searching it, they flagged
more than a dozen pieces of light colored clothing that
he had in there. One of the items was that

(22:24):
super sweet cal pajama onesie, and along with the others,
it was all like dried, stiff and covered in his
white residue, which turned out to be meth. So the
total weight of the meth caked clothes was about seventy
one pounds damn, and officials extracted more than two pounds
of meth from the clothes and so he was arrested,

(22:48):
hauled off to jail. He's looking at it ten years
to life in federal prison teams. Here's a picture of
the cow jammies that were caked and metal cow Jimmy Onesies.

Speaker 3 (22:58):
I mean, I like where his head's at, Like, that's
a pretty interesting idea. But the airporting fallen for it.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
So there you go.

Speaker 5 (23:04):
Thirty one year old dude got stopped by the TSA
with his cow Jammy Onesie and his pink suitcase and
clothes caked and meth.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
That is today's raid, Nick. But a man can't have
a pink suitcase?

Speaker 5 (23:22):
Question, Greg, is it acceptable for a man or an
adult forgetting men? Is it acceptable for adults to wear
footy pajamas?

Speaker 1 (23:34):
In my mind overall, I would say no, thank you.
That's kind of canceling my order.

Speaker 3 (23:41):
One of those like guys that like to be adult babies.

Speaker 9 (23:43):
Oh but what about just a one in general that
doesn't have the.

Speaker 3 (23:47):
Feet on it?

Speaker 4 (23:47):
You know what?

Speaker 1 (23:49):
I might still own ones Like many years ago, somebody
gave me like the full size warm weather pajama onesie
type thing, but I wouldn't even call it a onesie.
It's more built for really cold temperature.

Speaker 3 (24:00):
Does it have a trap door in the nice yes?
Oh wow?

Speaker 6 (24:02):
Wow the butt door night dress.

Speaker 5 (24:07):
I feel like I've only seen those in cartoons. Yeah,
it's got the door in the Wiener door, the window.

Speaker 6 (24:14):
We have the night dress though, because I like to,
you know, have it flowy?

Speaker 3 (24:17):
Do you really?

Speaker 1 (24:18):
He does?

Speaker 7 (24:18):
He's got like this big long night shirt, the.

Speaker 3 (24:21):
Night dress like Charles Dickens liked, Yeah, do you really
wear it once in a while?

Speaker 1 (24:29):
Do you go commando?

Speaker 3 (24:30):
Does that have ruffles?

Speaker 6 (24:32):
I don't go commando? And no it doesn't have ruffles.
I've posted photos.

Speaker 3 (24:36):
Of it where it does one procure a night a
male night Amazon? But in what section, like the male
night dress.

Speaker 1 (24:43):
Section section.

Speaker 6 (24:47):
Men's night shirt.

Speaker 3 (24:48):
I think it's the Han's You.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Should wear it no commando and just completely man spread
and your wife will go no, oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 (24:59):
Night long shirt Amazon?

Speaker 5 (25:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (25:03):
Oh the joints.

Speaker 3 (25:05):
Wow, the one looks like a polo but it's like
floor light.

Speaker 7 (25:08):
Why didn't need why does it need to be long?
Why can't you sleep in.

Speaker 6 (25:11):
A T shirt?

Speaker 3 (25:14):
Junk's not hanging out?

Speaker 1 (25:14):
Yeah yeah, underwear, it won't ride up as much.

Speaker 6 (25:18):
I would think of that.

Speaker 5 (25:19):
I would think because it's long, like that, you get
tangled up in it more. You know, like sometimes you
get you go to like turnover in bed and it
doesn't and you got to like move the sheets out
of the way.

Speaker 1 (25:28):
Because you know, kind of get stuck. You start wrapping
yourself up like a burrito. Almost.

Speaker 6 (25:32):
This one's look way.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
Cooler, and the T shirts can hike up and then
you see your fat rolls in bed in bed, I
won't care as much, but when you're watching TV on
the couch and you realize shirt's kind of sticking up
and rolls popping out.

Speaker 5 (25:46):
We got quick break and we'll come back get some
of the trending news headlines that will be next here
on The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (25:51):
Hangou on the show.

Speaker 11 (25:53):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (25:53):
I can't predict the future, but maybe it'll be something.

Speaker 1 (25:56):
Like, oh yeah, wow, it looks so much bigger or
something much darker.

Speaker 3 (26:03):
Shot a bit.

Speaker 1 (26:06):
Podcast, The Woody Show, Back in.

Speaker 5 (26:09):
A bit.

Speaker 1 (26:11):
Delete Show.

Speaker 5 (26:14):
And Gita Grad's got the trending news headlines for you today.

Speaker 3 (26:19):
United Healthcare CEO Brian Thompson was shot and killed in midtown,
Manhattan yesterday morning. It seems like it was a targeted
attack because cops say the gunman was lying in wait
for many minutes. Happened as Brian was on his way
to the company's annual investor conference. Cops say the shooter
also used a silencer and took off on an e
bike and was last seen around Central Park. Still looking

(26:41):
for him, but cops found words on the shellcasings that
say Deny, defend, and depose. And the Internet believes that
this is a reference to a book called Delay, Deny, Defend,
which is about the insurance claim process and its problem.

Speaker 5 (26:54):
It's the first thing I thought of. I'm like, well,
if this is a targeted thing, why would you target
the CEO of a healthcare company, insurance company. It's got
to be somebody who's pissed because someone's loved one got
denied coverage and ended up dying or something. And so
now it's like, all right, well, f these guys, and
you know they're gonna make a point about it. It
just seems to make the most sense. Yeah, And not random.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
His wife even said that they had been getting threatening calls. Well,
I'm sure so, yeah, yeah, so, I'm sure there'd be
more on that.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
It sucks.

Speaker 5 (27:22):
Man, he they were living in well, he lives in Minneapolis,
I guess was just in town for this thing. Two
young kids right before Christmas.

Speaker 1 (27:30):
I mean, it just sucks.

Speaker 3 (27:31):
It's not great.

Speaker 1 (27:32):
Yeah, so it sucks.

Speaker 6 (27:33):
And what's crazy?

Speaker 5 (27:34):
I think how they say that they have a lot
of very promising leads and tips and things on this
guy they're looking for. Man, you think about the Boston bombing,
or you think about this, or some guy just randomly
shoots some guy on the street in New York City
and then disappears in New York City. Yeah right, yeah,
and how do you find that person? I mean, I

(27:57):
wouldn't even know where to begin.

Speaker 1 (27:58):
It's incredible. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (28:00):
Yeah, they have to look through thousands of cameras.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
Yeah. Well, and if it was in the middle of
Manhattan during the day, then at least yeah, they're gonna
have access to some cameras. So we will definitely keep
you posted. Well. Houston Texans linebacker is ease al Shire
three game suspension for a hit on Jacksonville Jaguars quarterback
Trevor Lawrence is being upheld. The NFL cited al Shire's
repeated violations of.

Speaker 5 (28:24):
Oh dude, I saw like a montage of all these
different dirty hits, oh hits way out of bounds.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
Well, then you're gonna love what the coach says about him.

Speaker 1 (28:34):
Oh yeah, they took up for him.

Speaker 2 (28:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (28:36):
Yeah, this is CEO, the guy runs the team, not
the head coach. Yeah, president or chairman, yeah, whatever.

Speaker 3 (28:42):
The he's not a dirty player?

Speaker 7 (28:44):
Oh yeah, well not based on the montage of stuff
I saw, yes, yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:48):
Which led up to this concussion.

Speaker 1 (28:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
Texans coach Demico Dimiko or Jamaico. I hope I'm saying
that right. Ryan's defended el Shire, yeah, arguing that quarterbacks
slide light all the time and put to fenders in
tough positions. Ryan's praised I'll share a character and leadership
and says he's not a dirty player. The suspension will
keep el Shire out until the Texans final regular season game.

Speaker 5 (29:11):
Well, Tom Brady was on with Colin Coward and he
was suggesting penalties or fines against quarterbacks who slide too late.

Speaker 3 (29:20):
That's an interesting take for a quarterback.

Speaker 5 (29:22):
Because like it just makes it inevitable because when the
quarterback's running, they could be treated as a runner. They
don't have the same protections until they start that slide.
When they start the slide, you're supposed to pull.

Speaker 6 (29:33):
I thought it was so close on the video. Yeah,
and I'm like a late hit. It wasn't like super
apparent that.

Speaker 5 (29:41):
He with his forearm right to the head. Yeah, I
mean it was yeah, no speed. After the montage you're like, okay, yeah,
you know. Initially even that hit on Trevor well, because
Trevor Lawrence is so tall as well, like even when
he's sliding, it still looked like he was But.

Speaker 1 (29:58):
There was one there.

Speaker 5 (30:00):
There's one play in particular I'm thinking about when Kenny
Pickett was a quarterback for pitt and he did like
a fake who It made it look like he was
gonna slide, and so they pulled up and then he
just kept running.

Speaker 6 (30:10):
Oh can you do that? No?

Speaker 5 (30:11):
And so Patrick Mahomes, I guess does this a bunch?
There was video where they were playing the Lions where
the defenders looked they were like afraid to hit him. Yeah,
because he was running and he mocked like he was
going to slide. But then just kept going and he
squeaked out a few more yards in the place. So
what are you supposed to do? So that's that's why
Tom Brady suggesting like a fine or a penalty at
least for the quarterbacks who slide too late.

Speaker 3 (30:33):
And I understand that he's obviously not playing, you know,
actively in the NFL. But when somebody like he was
a quarterback, he was a star quarterback obviously, and he's
the one saying that this needs to be done, I
think you got to look into it. Yeah, you know,
because he doesn't benefit him.

Speaker 5 (30:48):
Yeah, he's well, he's taking up four defenders exactly, So I.

Speaker 3 (30:51):
Think that's what you do look into.

Speaker 1 (30:52):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (30:52):
Well, Bitcoin's value hit a record one hundred thousand after
President elect Trump announced a crypto friendly administration. Trump has
even launched his own cryptocurrency business called World Liberty Financial Noise. Yeah,
the crypto industry heavily back to his campaign, hoping for
some favorable policies, and Trump's SEC chairman nominee Paul Atkins

(31:14):
is expected to regulate crypto with a lighter touch, let's say,
than Biden has. But despite the enthusiasm, some financial regulators
are not really into this. The Federal Reserve chair comparing
bitcoin to gold rather than seeing is that you know
the dollar like a lot of people want to And
this is just the debate of everybody, right.

Speaker 5 (31:33):
I don't want it menace pretty easily and we'll be
accepted everywhere. Like if I want to stop in the
Comedian store, I can buy like I can buy that
won't work, That's what I'm saying, Like, how can people
just create their own I.

Speaker 1 (31:45):
Don't get it because they based value on the dollar,
not a dollar my brain.

Speaker 2 (31:53):
For us.

Speaker 5 (31:54):
And I'm very ignorant about it because I choose not
to be all that educated about it because I'm not
interested in it. I'm not interested and putting any of
my money into into that well.

Speaker 3 (32:03):
And we were having dinner with another couple one night
and he was like being like a real bro about it,
and I was like, okay, fine, just show me how,
and he logged me and I've spent like five dollars.
I've long since forgotten about that. It just doesn't hold
my interest.

Speaker 5 (32:13):
Sign the interest. But if it ever became to the
point where it was as common as whatever, and you know,
all the people, the people at Merrill Lynch that I
deal with. They're like my financial Yeah, they're not stuff
like that. They're like, no, dude, you got to dump
it all into doge. Yeah, if you want to do that,
that's fine. People take a lot of risky you know chances,

(32:36):
they take a lot of risk on things.

Speaker 6 (32:38):
Yeah, just not not my thing.

Speaker 2 (32:39):
No.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
Well, Iron's parliament has enacted a harsh new law called
the Chastity and Hijab Law, and it's waiting for the
President to sign it. The law will be a three
year trial of policies that would give much harsher penalties
for hajab violations and improper dress by men and women.

Speaker 5 (32:55):
Yeah, but America sucks, right, ladies. Yeaheah, it's terrible for women.
So rough here for women.

Speaker 3 (33:00):
And this is stuff like wearing tight clothes and outfits
that expose the body below the neck, above the ankles
and above the forearms. For men, any exposure of the
chest and above the knees and shoulders isn't allowed. So
in terms of punishment, the law has a bunch of
fines for your first defense. Multiple violations would come with
stuff like prison sentences, travel banks, yeah, driving restrictions and

(33:22):
even cutting off your internet access. Oh and if you're
a business owner who doesn't enforce the dress code on
your employees or customers, you can also be fined and
sent to prison. Bill is expected to start December thirteen.

Speaker 5 (33:34):
It could be so hard to be an OnlyFans w
horror there the woman who went to prison over her
had job.

Speaker 1 (33:39):
It wasn't even that she wasn't wearing it. It was
just slightly loose. It was a skewed Yeah, and then
she was in prison and then ended.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
Up dying and then exactly mysterious, mysteriously great.

Speaker 5 (33:48):
Didn't you support the driving restriction part?

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Of course, nothing to do with it. Yea.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Let me just quote you on social media. You mentioned
only fans, and I'm glad you, Diddy, because Sophie Rain, Yeah,
she's an OnlyFans top earner, and she says she's a
devout Christian and virgin. She's twenty and claims that she
makes forty three million a year for OnlyFans, all without

(34:18):
having sex.

Speaker 5 (34:19):
Yeah, she doesn't even doing what of just being her
pictures or show off like she nude. I don't know
about the new part. She's no way she makes forty
million dollars or she's not getting dude and not doing sex.

Speaker 6 (34:31):
One guy, there's one guy that has spent over four
million dollars alone on her only fans.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Okay, so I like, I would believe four million dollars.

Speaker 8 (34:40):
Is that your way of like making your reservation for
I'm telling you I've brought this up in the passing.

Speaker 6 (34:45):
You don't believe me. Some of these only fan chicks
are making like twenty million a month. I believe that.

Speaker 5 (34:51):
Yeah, but a lot of them are putting like in
like some of them are soda bottles up their butts, right, No,
those kinds.

Speaker 6 (34:57):
Of the ones that you you just mentioned that stuff.

Speaker 5 (35:01):
Those aren't the top earners. It's like the chicks that
are barely doing the classy ones. Yeah, but I'm saying, like,
you know, you get you get this chick who's a virgin,
not putting out allegedly right, allegedly, who knows if that's
actually true, but for the sake of the image that
she's trying to portray on OnlyFans, like she's not putting out,
she's you know, like a Bible beater or whatever, which

(35:22):
is you know, to another segment of popcast.

Speaker 6 (35:24):
All that is a good angle. You know, you get
a couple of hot photos of this church going chick.
Then it's a virgin.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Yeah, that's ash clothed to me? Hot ear you know,
a little headband?

Speaker 1 (35:38):
Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (35:40):
Oh man, I mean she's super cute.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
But what is she possibly doing? I have for forty
three million?

Speaker 6 (35:46):
And who paid?

Speaker 7 (35:47):
Might put my question is who pays for that? Maybe
it's random with her.

Speaker 3 (35:51):
She has ninety six million views, so people are definitely
checking her out.

Speaker 10 (35:56):
Are there like separate kind of chat things on OnlyFans
where she's like super serving the guy who's giving us
four million dollars or whatever?

Speaker 5 (36:02):
She's like, what are you doing for?

Speaker 3 (36:05):
She's posing in crazy tight clothes and has a huge ass,
But I don't have.

Speaker 6 (36:10):
To pay for that.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
You can see that she's going to be doing walmarts.
I see huge asses all the time.

Speaker 8 (36:17):
That's true.

Speaker 3 (36:18):
Well there is more to that because, like you, a
lot of people aren't buying it. You remember teen mom
Farah Abraham And yeah, now.

Speaker 5 (36:29):
That she's put in the work, Yeah that I can understand. Like, okay,
you can see where people would pay.

Speaker 3 (36:35):
Right to see that?

Speaker 1 (36:36):
Right?

Speaker 3 (36:37):
Well, she says, Sophe's lying about how much money she
makes and being a virgin just to get more subscribers
and other only fans. Girls aren't buying it either. They
think it's all a publicity stunt. But I mean it
sounds like jealousy because if it's working, it's working. If
guys are into it, who cares?

Speaker 1 (36:50):
Yeah, I mean she wasn't she is now because she's
gotten so much pub and just.

Speaker 3 (36:55):
To see, just to log on to see what she's into.

Speaker 1 (36:58):
Text here four to one says she only shows her
boobs and but oh.

Speaker 3 (37:03):
But like naked boobs.

Speaker 6 (37:04):
But I would assume.

Speaker 5 (37:05):
Yeah, I guess so because in.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
The pictures obviously that are on, like you know, New
York Post or whatever, they're just super teeny tiny Bikin.

Speaker 5 (37:17):
Today, everybody people talked about how how tight money is right,
and you're giving money to some chick, some virgin Bible.

Speaker 8 (37:23):
Beaten chick forty three million of forty three.

Speaker 5 (37:26):
Million dollars that you're taking out of the out of society. Yeah, Like,
stop crying about money. We have plenty of it, Like
what are we spending our money on concerts? But I'm
guessing these are not billionaires who are No, what's one
guy I'm saying? But what about the other forty four million.

Speaker 6 (37:48):
Volume.

Speaker 5 (37:49):
Yeah, just the volume of people going on the website.
See and Greg and I like, dude, I would be
showing anything. I'd be feet picturing that money. Yeah, yeah,
I'm of course I would have a cam in my bathroom,
would do the soda bottom on the bath why not?

Speaker 1 (38:04):
Of course?

Speaker 5 (38:05):
Who cares that you're judging me? Guess how much I
made this year? Yeah, I would have forty eight million
dollar carcam bathroom cam.

Speaker 6 (38:11):
Yeah, exactly. Do you want to watch me?

Speaker 1 (38:13):
Pe cool?

Speaker 7 (38:13):
Yep, no problem about Joe Yeah, power camp.

Speaker 1 (38:17):
Yeah, that's right. Forty three million bucks.

Speaker 6 (38:19):
That's right.

Speaker 5 (38:20):
We're gonna take a quick break. More Woody Show is
next thing.

Speaker 1 (38:23):
I'm gonna say no though, the Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (38:30):
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to win a ninety eight inch television. Yeah please, it's
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Speaker 1 (38:45):
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Speaker 5 (38:46):
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Speaker 5 (38:58):
We're talking about these OnlyFans chicks I was mentioning the
Greg said, you know, I feel like Greg and I
are on the same page, Like there will come a
day where we retire. Yes, and at that point when
I don't have to even be aware of certain things
because of this job, Like part of your job does have.

Speaker 6 (39:18):
A general awareness.

Speaker 5 (39:19):
I don't know anything a bad necessarily, but you have
to be aware. It's part of your job. I will
no longer know about anything. I have zero interesting. Like
there is one chick that manisters a jelly beans or whatever.

Speaker 6 (39:31):
Like, oh jelly bean.

Speaker 5 (39:32):
I don't even care who that person is, and I
like we might run into.

Speaker 6 (39:36):
Her, so we're excited. What the hell is a jelly bean?
She's an only fan chick, but she's really into into cars.
And then she's always like pissing off dudes because she
buys like Lamborghini's like she's buying a cup of water,
and she like smashes them and jumps on them and wows.
I don't get.

Speaker 5 (39:56):
So these parts of the planet, like I will no
longer have to even be aware of to be aware
of it.

Speaker 1 (40:03):
Absolute, It'll be great.

Speaker 6 (40:05):
It'll be great.

Speaker 5 (40:06):
I mean Greg, if he looked at her page, he
would rage so hard.

Speaker 1 (40:13):
Because she's destroying nice cars. Yeah, I don't think I
would rage, I would be envious. I don't rage. It's
not even jealousy. I just I don't care, Like, who
is this?

Speaker 2 (40:24):
Why do I?

Speaker 1 (40:25):
That's what jump down?

Speaker 5 (40:26):
And for me?

Speaker 6 (40:28):
All right, I'm right for me.

Speaker 1 (40:29):
It's kind of that age old thing where the celebrities
hate the national inquire for example, and paparazzi, but the
public creates the demand for it, so it's just never
end cycle. My issue is not even with this jelly
Beans chick. She can do whatever the hell she wants.
My question, it's not my rage, it's my wonderment. Who

(40:49):
watches this?

Speaker 6 (40:50):
Millions of people?

Speaker 1 (40:51):
No, I get it.

Speaker 5 (40:52):
I'm not asking how many people watch? Like why what
he rages? Hardcore in these people all the time live.
It's not raging. I just don't get it. But we
end up having to talk about this stuff because that's
part of like I said, it's part of the job.
I won't even be aware of this kind of stuff
because and I will. I will dismiss right now jelly
Beans to probably a very nice person. I have no idea,
don't know I heard about her today.

Speaker 1 (41:14):
I have no idea.

Speaker 5 (41:16):
But it's kind of like when we heard about The
Marvelous Missus Masel. I'm like, that's a show I'll never
watch just based on the title alone. Yeah, it was like,
it just seems like to try hard if that makes sense,
and it turns out because I feel like, you know what,
you'd actually like it, I go, I might. I can't
take the title, ye, like it's risk. So then I
watch it. I'm like, Okay, it is funny, and I

(41:36):
like the show Man. Is that title suck?

Speaker 2 (41:38):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (41:39):
So I judge I certainly, And you could say that
you don't and you're a liar. I judge books by
the cover all the time.

Speaker 1 (41:47):
The time. Most people don't admit it. There's another show
I won't watch because of the title. Bob hart Abashola, what.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Do you say?

Speaker 3 (41:58):
What do you say?

Speaker 2 (41:58):
Freaking ever?

Speaker 1 (42:01):
But it's been only Molly, Yeah, and it might be
the greatest show the show.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
Yeah Bob and then a heart heart symbol.

Speaker 5 (42:14):
Yeah, it's been on for a what it's done now?

Speaker 1 (42:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (42:16):
Yeah, No, it was very successful. So he's Bob and
she's a yeah, and I have uh, I have no
way of knowing that they were actually together, like they're
supposed to be married. Like, they barely had any scenes
together on this TV show. It was very courage it
was very frustrating. Works they were supposed to get like remarried.

(42:37):
They don't even kiss in the scene.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
They like it's like five seasons.

Speaker 6 (42:41):
Yeah, there was no chemistry.

Speaker 5 (42:43):
Yeah, And the only reason I ever heard about it
was they would advertise the crap out of it during
football and CBS.

Speaker 3 (42:48):
You never heard of it. It was on a major
network for five Yeah.

Speaker 6 (42:53):
Have you heard of the Neighborhood?

Speaker 4 (42:55):
No?

Speaker 6 (42:56):
Yes, it's like kind of like the same thing.

Speaker 1 (42:58):
I think I've heard of that.

Speaker 3 (42:59):
I think in that the.

Speaker 5 (43:00):
Neighborhood is actually London Seasons.

Speaker 6 (43:03):
It's a little more entertaining.

Speaker 3 (43:04):
Yeah, amazing.

Speaker 5 (43:06):
Here's a question. What is something that you have blown
off just because you didn't like the name? Yeah, that's good,
if you got one some way to text two two
nine eight seven. Don't get me hard, don't give me
don't get your hard, don't get started on.

Speaker 6 (43:23):
Hey, hey, guys, don't get.

Speaker 5 (43:26):
Well.

Speaker 3 (43:27):
That's the thing. I was named after my uncle Jean,
and if I was a boy, I would have been Eugene.
And I feel like a lot of people would have
blown me off for having the name Eugene. It's not
a great name.

Speaker 5 (43:36):
Was there like a band? Or is there a show
or a movie? You're like nope, Oh yeah, like the
name Brad I find repulsively.

Speaker 3 (43:43):
I heart Huckabees. Couldn't couldn't get involved in that.

Speaker 2 (43:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:47):
Yeah, now I'm with you.

Speaker 3 (43:48):
Still don't know, still don't care.

Speaker 1 (43:49):
Yeah, kind of like how you said you don't like
the word whimsy. I don't like using heart as a verb.
I heart you, my heart.

Speaker 8 (43:56):
You're here for the wrong company.

Speaker 1 (43:57):
Well yeah, well when you right, well okay, tu shit,
you have to like it.

Speaker 5 (44:04):
Yeah, So what's a What's something that you immediately judged
or decided not to watch, not to listen to, not
to read, whatever, just based on the name alone.

Speaker 3 (44:14):
Yeah, the title is no good.

Speaker 1 (44:15):
Hit us up on the text two nine seven.

Speaker 5 (44:17):
Yeah, team, when I sit down, I'm sit down when
I peace Sometimes, Okay, I'm not.

Speaker 3 (44:22):
I'm not less of a man.

Speaker 2 (44:23):
Because of me.

Speaker 5 (44:24):
I'm not less a man, just just sometimes.

Speaker 4 (44:27):
Like We'll be right back biology at Irvine Spectrum.

Speaker 6 (44:35):
What's up, everybody?

Speaker 5 (44:36):
It's a menace.

Speaker 4 (44:36):
I'm gonna be there December twelfth, from three to five PM,
doing a bunch of giveaways, and this time we're going
big by giving away a big screen television and so
much more. We'll see you there, December twelfth, Irvine Spectrum Biology,
three to five pm.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
Sorry, it's just that I couldn't breathe.

Speaker 5 (44:58):
So I mentioned, like, you know, these people spending forty
eight million dollars on this one chicks only fans. Yeah,
and people buying things left and right on Cyber Monday. Yeah,
as as we mentioned, yes, yeah, so everybody's got this money.
Apparently they're fluched with cash. But there was a thing
I saw recently that the housing market research the average

(45:21):
age of people buying homes now is fifty six.

Speaker 2 (45:24):
Wow.

Speaker 6 (45:25):
And I see it a lot.

Speaker 5 (45:26):
There's a lot of memes and a lot of people
posting videos on social media about oh, well, you know
your parents or your grandparents bought their house in whatever
year this much money, and they don't understand how it's
impossible now for people to buy a house, you know,
the sky high prices and crazy mortgage rates and saving
for the for the down payments. The other thing is
you got these older, cash rich buyers. They're able to

(45:48):
swoop in and buy up the properties left and right.

Speaker 1 (45:51):
And so yeah, they're swooping.

Speaker 5 (45:52):
You can't even you can't even get an offer in
there that's going to compete. Right. But then I think, okay,
well now people are certainly leaning into It's like Lizzo
or myself.

Speaker 6 (46:03):
You get to the point where you go, no, this
is beautiful.

Speaker 3 (46:06):
I mean, you know, you mean just being.

Speaker 6 (46:10):
Forget it.

Speaker 5 (46:11):
So you have to you have to define your happiness
or success in a different way and from different people.
Like Menace, his big thing was having that kitchen aid
stand mixer. That was the symbol to him that he
made it because he thought, you know, okay, well successful
people have this kitchen aids today.

Speaker 7 (46:27):
Yeah, so that's what he bought. For other people, it's
owning a home and.

Speaker 6 (46:31):
Also like I get it after, I mean, I have
perspective after owning a home. I'm like, oh, you know what,
renting actually wasn't that bad and I did enjoy having
extra funds to go do other things.

Speaker 3 (46:43):
Well, I'm happy to hear that because I've never owned
a home because I can't afford it.

Speaker 6 (46:47):
Yeah, you will, You'll be able to get a home.

Speaker 3 (46:48):
I'd love to sell.

Speaker 5 (46:49):
Whatever your happiness. But now people are saying happiness is
a bigger sign of success than wealth.

Speaker 6 (46:55):
I think so there's a lot of that.

Speaker 3 (46:58):
I have money.

Speaker 1 (47:00):
Yeah, we talked about that.

Speaker 5 (47:01):
Like one, it doesn't equal happiness, but it helps make
to it.

Speaker 2 (47:06):
The Woody shure.

Speaker 5 (47:10):
And it's another new hour insensitivity training for a politically
correct world on this Thursday morning.

Speaker 6 (47:16):
It's a pre Friday.

Speaker 5 (47:17):
Yeah, it's December the fifth, twenty twenty four, and you're
welcome in the Hello to you, thank you for being
here giving us some of your.

Speaker 1 (47:24):
Valuable time today. I'm Woody. That is Greg, Good morning, Menace,
what's up? Gina?

Speaker 5 (47:29):
Hey, Sammy c. Mass phones for you. Eight seven seven
forty four. Woody that's eight seven seven forty four. Wooding
hit us up with the text over to two to
ninety seven. It just kind of briefly to follow up
on what we mentioned in. Like I said, I'm very
much a person I will just judge a book by
its cover. And I realize that people do the same

(47:49):
to me, or same to the things that I like
or love, and they may not admit it because it's
not cool to admit it, but I believe that everybody
does it to a certain degree. It doesn't mean that
you're not gonna you know, yeah, you're not gonna you know,
give it a try, or give them the person a chance,
or watch the movie. Anyway, I mentioned the marvelous missus

(48:12):
Masoli and I ended up loving the show, but I
was so turned off by the name. We had mentioned
BoJack Horseman as we were talking about different things.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
There's a what was the other one, Cowboy Bebop?

Speaker 6 (48:25):
Cowboy bebo Is that for three year olds? Yeah, that
one didn't do so well.

Speaker 9 (48:29):
I felt that way about Lemony snickets.

Speaker 5 (48:33):
Them what is that?

Speaker 6 (48:34):
No?

Speaker 5 (48:34):
Yeah, like not not even interested. There was at one
point all these radio stations were adding this this group
whether they're not a band. I think it's more like
a peaking duck. It's like a like an E d
M kind of thing.

Speaker 6 (48:48):
But I didn't know the time.

Speaker 5 (48:49):
I was picturing a bunch of like see in my mind,
pea King Duck was a bunch of like hipster douchebags
and skinny jeans for sure. And the song at the time,
whichever I forget what it was called, it was actually
really good and I'm like, Okay, yeah, what the hell
is p King Duck? And I was I was expecting
like Hosier Right, yeah, somebody said bbadoobi or who but
do Yeah, it would be good on the Texas any

(49:12):
singer that has a stupid stage name or a band
name like hubadoob Bey, Bbadabby.

Speaker 6 (49:16):
I don't care what music they make. I have no
interest in hearing. I think she would agree with you too,
I can she kind of made that as a joke.
The name jokes not popular. The same thing with Chiles Gambino.
He ain'ts that name?

Speaker 3 (49:30):
It wasn't that. Wasn't that a name generator? Yeah, like
like one of the insane clown posse name generators.

Speaker 6 (49:36):
Yeah. I don't know if it was insane.

Speaker 3 (49:37):
I thought it was like the Juggalo one.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
Maybe it was. It sounds like something like, yeah, make
up your name.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
And exactly what about the super vague action movie names
like I ended up loving the movie Edge of Tomorrow,
but it sounded like nothing and I slept on it
for a long time, And like Quantum of Solace, like
shut up, what does it even mean?

Speaker 5 (49:58):
Those those don't bother I can say bothered me, But
those don't stick out to me as much as some
of the ones that you see where they do the
Oscar nominations, they go Film of the Year and it's
something you've never heard of, but it's a really weird title. Yeah,
and you're like, okay, well that's why I got the nomination.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
Having a slice of cheesecake on Mars right.

Speaker 5 (50:20):
And then Charles Gambino the name Generator is from Wu
Tang Clan. Oh got it? Yeah, Tex says I've never
watched Game of Thrones just because of the name. I
don't know why. That's just how it is. Anyone named
prince or king, even if they're a kid, like, no,
don't care to know you. It's like you were talking

(50:41):
about some chick that you and Morgan might meet. Yeah,
jelly beans. Jelly beans, Like anybody who's an influencer and
they have a name like that, don't care to know you.
You may be a great person, could be a Nobel
Prize winner, but not for you, not for me. Nine
one Squid Games. Won't watch it great?

Speaker 1 (51:00):
What do you got?

Speaker 2 (51:01):
You love it?

Speaker 5 (51:02):
That's the one I would have to read right dubbed versions.

Speaker 1 (51:05):
It's the darkest, most violent show.

Speaker 5 (51:07):
It is great. Never watch Snakes on the Plane just
because of the title egg Oh, worst name ever. Eggs.
It's not even a terrible name. And there's not it's
not even egg right, I mean it's it's just.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
A dairy yok in it. Maybe I don't know.

Speaker 1 (51:23):
I don't think maybe the o G recipe was.

Speaker 3 (51:26):
Maybe here's something I don't even know what it is
and I don't care to head. Cheese.

Speaker 1 (51:31):
Yes, it's disgusting.

Speaker 6 (51:33):
It makes Greig corny.

Speaker 1 (51:35):
It's neat, it's like all the varieties of.

Speaker 3 (51:40):
Post board. But it meets done.

Speaker 5 (51:41):
It's not It's not cheese at all.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
It's not even.

Speaker 6 (51:45):
It's meat.

Speaker 8 (51:46):
What about loaf?

Speaker 1 (51:48):
Yeah? What is that?

Speaker 3 (51:49):
Is that met pimento sliced into bologney or something?

Speaker 6 (51:52):
But cheese? Is it not cheese?

Speaker 5 (51:55):
I don't know, because they got me cheese because they
have that on that like vomit. Yeah, but they have
that on those Chick fil A sandwiches.

Speaker 1 (52:03):
And then the unappeal looking thing.

Speaker 5 (52:05):
But it's delicious, that Chick fil A sandwich. The pimento
really good. Do you ever google image that it looks
so gross? That looks good because I've had it and
I know it's good. I think there's like a cheese
like shop opening up down the street.

Speaker 6 (52:19):
I'm very excited.

Speaker 5 (52:19):
Oh you know what, I won't touch. I've never tried it,
refused to try. I don't like the name capers.

Speaker 3 (52:24):
Oh they're great.

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Oh they're good if you like pickles.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
What about like a couple of burglars get together and
like do a caper.

Speaker 7 (52:32):
No, it's not so old time. I don't even think
about that.

Speaker 5 (52:33):
Like yeah, like he says, oh, but the whole thing,
if you're reading the menu at the restaurant, could sound amazing.
It's like, oh that sounds good, that sounds good, and
it gets the capers. I go, nope, next, I'll find
something else. It looks like little seeds, right, yeah, little yeah, Yeah,
they are good.

Speaker 1 (52:50):
Lemon no.

Speaker 5 (52:50):
Text says I totally avoided Glee because of the name
and the first commercial I saw for it.

Speaker 8 (52:56):
I get that.

Speaker 1 (52:57):
Yeah, that's all I needed, was that one commercial. So
is it being yeah?

Speaker 8 (53:02):
Right?

Speaker 1 (53:03):
Traditional eggnog, by the way, is yeah, egg yolks.

Speaker 8 (53:07):
That's not how That's not what it is now, right,
I mean, I mean synthetic.

Speaker 1 (53:11):
I don't know, right, I honestly don't know. But it's delicious.
It's like drinking a melted milkshake. So how can you know,
Like Pimento is a red.

Speaker 3 (53:19):
Bell pepper pimento cheese. Yeah. Who, that's the worst name.

Speaker 6 (53:24):
I have a dog question. Greg is not supposed to
be warm or cold cold? I thought, yeah, war, I've
never heard of warm cold warm eggnog?

Speaker 5 (53:33):
Yeah really yeah, I have not had that. They sell
it in the refrigerated section like milk ice.

Speaker 6 (53:39):
Cold is not good, but warm is good?

Speaker 1 (53:41):
Really? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (53:43):
All right, So a couple of Hubas Stank agreed good
music another one another band hate the name.

Speaker 1 (53:51):
Boy with Yuke?

Speaker 5 (53:52):
Oh yeah, I don't know that. Somebody said, yeah, because
I've I've heard that before. I don't know what the
music sounds like. It sounds like twenty one Pilots, Boy
with You hate the name, but good music. It sounds
so much like text twenty one Pilots. I would think
it is the dude from twenty one Pilots because where's
a mask? See there you go? Uh yeah, maybe I
like because I like twenty one Pilots.

Speaker 6 (54:12):
Yeah, but Boy with.

Speaker 7 (54:13):
Yuke would get skipped. Oh a band name.

Speaker 1 (54:17):
I hate Goo Goo Dolls. I mean, I don't hate
their music with that name.

Speaker 5 (54:24):
So I remember the first time I heard the name
HOODI and the Blowfish go that's terrible. Yeah, And I
was picturing like some kind of like hipster or whatever.
It's so not right, but I remember they were going
to play like some it was the halftime of some
football game like NFL playoffs or whatever.

Speaker 7 (54:39):
Yeah, I mean obviously a billion years ago. When now
that early nineties.

Speaker 8 (54:43):
Is that when they came out or mid nineties CLO
mid nineties.

Speaker 5 (54:46):
Yeah, and then Fi for HOODI and the Blowfish people
are gonna start texting. I know, Boy with YUK is
not the dude from twenty one pilots.

Speaker 1 (54:53):
Yeah, he said, he sounds like he sounds like.

Speaker 5 (54:55):
Just to clarify, Just to clarify, all you Boy with
the UK fans eighty seven seven in forty four Woodie,
you can hit us up with the text. You can
send those texts over to to nine eighty seven. I
gonna take a break. And since it is a throwback Thursday,
I have this music list thing and we like to
go over these lists and people go, oh, these are
the best you know whatever songs of all time.

Speaker 3 (55:15):
I have to get mad about these, the best.

Speaker 5 (55:17):
One hit wonders of all times. We were doing like
a best of seven, but we couldn't row it down,
couldn't narrow it down. We're not very good at making
decisions like that, very indecisive. Yeah, but this one, somebody
came up a list of the best glam metal songs.
All right, and I love all this stuff, Yes, I
love it. We'll see if you like the songs on
this list next year. On the Woodies Show, hangout to you,

(55:38):
guys are worried about.

Speaker 3 (55:39):
The long terms, so stiller, but no one's brought up the.

Speaker 5 (55:42):
Long term effects of the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
There's no circulation to.

Speaker 6 (55:49):
Just a reminder of the men.

Speaker 5 (55:50):
It's gonna be out on Sunday, Yeah, Rock and Bruise
in Buyana Park five to seven with our friends from TCL.

Speaker 7 (55:56):
They're giving away a ninety eight inch TV, which you
don't have to take with you.

Speaker 6 (56:01):
From the event. A little cumbersome. We'll have a bunch
of giveaways that day, but yeah, that is one of
the big prizes.

Speaker 5 (56:10):
That is this Sunday at Rock and Bruise in Buayne Park.
Disgusting the Woody Show. All right, Well, for this week's
throwback list, it's time to get out your hairspray, your spandex.
Because we were talking the top glam metal songs of
all time, according to the nice people at Ultimate Classic Rock.

(56:32):
You've probably heard about that website before if you're paying
attention to rock music at all. I will make it
note here there is no Van Halen or Guns N'
Roses on the list because they consider they explain this
in their right up, they consider them to be traditional rock.

Speaker 3 (56:46):
I totally agree.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
Yeah, I totally agree.

Speaker 8 (56:51):
On that list.

Speaker 6 (56:52):
But but here's what is on the list.

Speaker 5 (56:53):
You got definitely heard photographed, great song, I'm.

Speaker 3 (57:00):
The left Heeady.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
Oh dude, God, they ruled. I told you.

Speaker 5 (57:04):
Zeph Leppard was the first CD I bought that nice
and that was Hysteria because Pour Some Sugar on Me
was the big song of the time.

Speaker 1 (57:12):
Pyron, great song.

Speaker 5 (57:16):
You got Molly Crue on the list Kickstart but.

Speaker 3 (57:22):
This got me so much Crew on this list, all right.

Speaker 5 (57:27):
So there's Molly Crue also on the Best Glam Metal
Songs of All Time.

Speaker 6 (57:33):
The band is Rat Round and Round.

Speaker 1 (57:38):
I had a rat on my.

Speaker 3 (57:40):
Way's your mouth love? Are you serious?

Speaker 5 (57:44):
I worked at that that record store one of my
first jobs, and the assistant manager that I answered to
all the time, his name was Matt Huge rat fan
and l guns.

Speaker 3 (57:58):
Ts.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
Yes, yes, yeah, another.

Speaker 6 (58:01):
One of my favorites.

Speaker 5 (58:02):
I know, polarizing because he became, you know, an old
guy and yeah whatever, but then in his day Bob
jol I mean, undis beautiful, a life shaver as well,
odds right, Yeah, talk that person off the bridge.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
I got a lot of crap for this song growing
up because Gina works the diner all day.

Speaker 6 (58:27):
Oh yeah, why would you get crap for that?

Speaker 3 (58:29):
It goes through your work a diner, old, that's it.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
That was it.

Speaker 1 (58:33):
It's all about Johnny and Gina.

Speaker 5 (58:34):
Yeah, like all this he worked on the dot, I know,
but he's references those two names and a lot of
his songs. Story also on the list from Ultimate Classic
Rock of the Best Glam Metal Songs of All Time Poison.

Speaker 3 (58:47):
Yes but a good time. So don't.

Speaker 7 (58:53):
Say just raise your hand when you recognize any of
these songs.

Speaker 1 (58:55):
Songs, yes, you know, you know all these songs.

Speaker 6 (58:58):
Yeah, she used to work out a butt rock station
and she was forced to be exposed to them.

Speaker 5 (59:03):
Okay, see that's a that's another term I've never understood
butt rock. Butt rock.

Speaker 6 (59:07):
Yeah, like why like why butt rock?

Speaker 5 (59:10):
Like butt rock to me would be something like indie alternative,
skinny jeans dudes, kind of like, you know, you.

Speaker 6 (59:16):
Never heard of butt rock. I heard the term butt rock.

Speaker 3 (59:18):
Yeah, yeah, repetitive lyrics and heavy guitar riffs, it says,
but yeah is late nineties to two thousands.

Speaker 6 (59:26):
Butt rock.

Speaker 7 (59:27):
Also on their list Aerosmith Loving an Elevator.

Speaker 3 (59:36):
That's glam rock. I would, yeah, in the seventh I.

Speaker 6 (59:41):
Understand visually they looked kind of girly, but I don't
see like glam. Like glam I.

Speaker 1 (59:47):
Think is like white snake and totally poison.

Speaker 7 (59:50):
I mean, I could see the argument either way, but
I think because of Steven Tyler.

Speaker 1 (59:55):
Yeah, definitely it would.

Speaker 3 (59:56):
When he did this thing with run DMC, that's pretty
glam rock.

Speaker 5 (01:00:00):
There's another disagree other def Leppard on the list, Yes,
at number seven, happened to.

Speaker 8 (01:00:07):
Buy that cd hell yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:00:12):
Yeah? And then Quiet Riots.

Speaker 2 (01:00:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:00:22):
That was the other post where I had did you
really next to my rat post?

Speaker 5 (01:00:26):
Right?

Speaker 8 (01:00:26):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:00:27):
Quiet Mother Up and Riot amazing.

Speaker 5 (01:00:31):
I was like how they spelled they spelled it c
U M on Feel the Noise. Yeah, so you're you're
apparently dumping one on Feel the Noise? Okay, Twisted Sister
on the list. This reminds me there was a movie
that came out late eighties early nineties.

Speaker 1 (01:00:50):
It was Iron Eagle.

Speaker 3 (01:00:53):
Is that what lewis?

Speaker 11 (01:00:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:00:55):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and uh, this is one of the
songs that the kid and I forget his name, The
kid was gonna go bust his father out through the
terrorists had him hold, yeah, held hostage, and he was, yeah,
he's flying the play, but he had that he would
put a walkman kind of like on his like strap
to his leg while he's like, you know, busting assise. Yeah,

(01:01:16):
and this and this is one of the songs that Yeah,
another Motley Crue song there at number ten on their
list live Wire.

Speaker 6 (01:01:33):
All these songs you do cocaine too?

Speaker 1 (01:01:34):
Oh yeah, totally.

Speaker 3 (01:01:35):
If that song's on an Unskinny Bop, isn't, I'm gonna
throw something through the window, dude.

Speaker 5 (01:01:39):
Unskinny Bob is a great song. Yeah, I love Unskinny.

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
Bob and the video was awesome.

Speaker 7 (01:01:44):
Also on their list, And this is a band I've
never been able to stand.

Speaker 3 (01:01:48):
Kiss Oh God, I've been to six kiss Oh my god.

Speaker 6 (01:01:52):
I hate kiss im.

Speaker 1 (01:02:00):
Lick it up, Surprise you don't like that? Yeah, I
hate them.

Speaker 5 (01:02:04):
Shows there I think because I hate Gene Simmons so
much and Paul Stanley, I hate them both.

Speaker 6 (01:02:10):
Yeah, well, because Gene Simmons.

Speaker 1 (01:02:11):
Is a dick.

Speaker 7 (01:02:13):
He's just a dope. He takes takes himself way too seriously.

Speaker 6 (01:02:18):
Part of the see like that an actors.

Speaker 5 (01:02:22):
He really works.

Speaker 6 (01:02:23):
Man, did you uh did you mention White Snake?

Speaker 8 (01:02:26):
I did?

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
Here we go again, Ellieah, yeah, I still have.

Speaker 6 (01:02:43):
A beef going back to Erow Smith. I don't think
Aerosmith should be on this list. I'll take it up
the Ultimate Classic round.

Speaker 5 (01:02:49):
Yeah. I think Sticks should be on there more than Stick.
I think Stick should be on the Glamor.

Speaker 6 (01:02:54):
Because they're very dude.

Speaker 5 (01:02:55):
They had sticks on ice, dude. There's a couple o
very glammy. There's a couple of skid Row songs on
the list.

Speaker 6 (01:03:03):
In Yeah, She's Gone Wild?

Speaker 3 (01:03:08):
Oh yeah, I forgot about this song. Totally forgot that.

Speaker 5 (01:03:32):
I don't know that man, y, Yeah you remember You've
Gone Wild? I do not. You had to remember this song.
This song was huge from them eighteen and nine.

Speaker 1 (01:03:43):
Eight Oh yeah, chat so dramatic, nice chat.

Speaker 5 (01:03:58):
Hell Yeah, that's it on there. But I do like
Nelson didn't make the list. You made the list, a boy,
Let's see what else would you like on here? Rocky

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like a hurricane.

Speaker 3 (01:04:22):
He's like, yeah, that's what I call rock music.

Speaker 5 (01:04:25):
Hell yeah, you can get it on six this time.
Not music exactly, it's all this number now, A cool
pair of fuzzy diys.

Speaker 3 (01:04:36):
Hey man, yeah, man.

Speaker 6 (01:04:41):
Warrant Cherry Potts.

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
Yes, obviously.

Speaker 1 (01:04:48):
He's so good.

Speaker 3 (01:04:54):
I remember the video I probably made you a man.

Speaker 7 (01:04:59):
I great, that's a great song. I see what else
saw a winger seventeen.

Speaker 3 (01:05:15):
They loved teen girls about it.

Speaker 7 (01:05:19):
It was cool like the younger. They were like the
biggest stud you were, you know.

Speaker 5 (01:05:22):
Yeah, oh dude, you nailed a fourteen year old sweet
bro let's sing about it.

Speaker 1 (01:05:27):
Yeah yeah, they love that. Back in the midt write
a song about it.

Speaker 2 (01:05:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05:31):
Did you say Nelson made the list?

Speaker 6 (01:05:33):
Was it Nelson? Nelson did not make the list?

Speaker 3 (01:05:35):
I was like, I thought After the Rain would be
on that and.

Speaker 1 (01:05:37):
Even didn un skinny bop, which I really find interesting.

Speaker 3 (01:05:40):
I call foul.

Speaker 6 (01:05:41):
Yeah, I mean where it's like Damn Yankees.

Speaker 5 (01:05:43):
Oh, you're like high enough, dude. Again, this is ultimate
classic rock. They're the ones who came up with the
with the list. They had a couple other Aerosmith songs,
and they're including dude looks.

Speaker 6 (01:05:54):
Like a lady.

Speaker 2 (01:05:55):
I mean this.

Speaker 1 (01:05:59):
Is traditional old rock.

Speaker 5 (01:06:00):
Yeah, I'll call it like kind of pop rock. It's
just you know, honestly, put on the list too, was
called fire Woman as glamorck.

Speaker 3 (01:06:11):
No, I don't know about this.

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
The gas lighting people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, let's throw in
a few that don't below.

Speaker 6 (01:06:19):
I think that's every list that comes out these days,
that they have to throw something in there crazy and
get people to talk about the list. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:06:25):
I mean these are all great though. That's you know
why I like it so much. Fuddy Ye speak.

Speaker 5 (01:06:47):
There there's the glam metal songs according to Ultimate Classic Rock,
like most of them.

Speaker 1 (01:06:52):
So funny.

Speaker 6 (01:06:52):
Doug Masters, thank you textures. Doug Masters was the name
of the.

Speaker 1 (01:06:57):
Kid in Iron Eagle, his dad.

Speaker 5 (01:07:01):
Hell yeah, the Masters.

Speaker 6 (01:07:02):
What he showed next?

Speaker 1 (01:07:03):
Hang up after these the Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (01:07:13):
All right, So my buddy Tony, you know Tony whipping
Boy legendary legends.

Speaker 7 (01:07:19):
Yes, yeah, I caught two great words.

Speaker 1 (01:07:23):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:07:24):
Anyway, he is a big student of all that music. Yeah,
and I know because I've heard this before, and I
think he is right about this. But he says, and
he texted, he said, I think the term butt rock
came from radio stations that claimed they played nothing butt rock.
So there were other radio stations that would come along,
like eventually alternative stations would come along, and they were

(01:07:46):
trying to differentiate themselves at that time. So I do
remember that story. The alternative stations were coming in and
some of them were playing like there was very few
of the new wavy kind of alternative stations. Alternate stations
really popped up as a thing when Grune hit, right, yeah, okay,
and so on. Guns and Roses was huge until Nirvana
came out. Nirvana killed Guns and Roses and all that

(01:08:07):
hair metal stuff like Poison, all that stuff was done
after that. And so yet you have these two different
kinds of rocks. Three really, because you had your traditional
rock station, you had a classic rock station, and you
had these alternative stations, and how do you differentiate these
stations that were playing nothing butt rock, it became a
term butt rock. That makes a lot more sense. Yeah, sure, yeah, anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:08:32):
Yeah, the Google says that it's uh stuff like Creed
Nickel backing three Doors Down.

Speaker 5 (01:08:36):
That also, Yeah, that also because I remember when that
stuff started too, like it's the butt rock station that
plays Yeah, yeah, thank you Tony Yep. Anyway, let's see.
I think Tony should be excited because is it weird
now going on?

Speaker 6 (01:08:55):
Yeah, he's huge.

Speaker 5 (01:08:59):
Wood and yes on the text is butt rock is
hard like Nickelback and stuff like that. Yes, that is
also true. But they were using it even before those bands.
That was the term before that. I remember like ninety
six ninety seven, but that's way before it. You know,
Nickelback was like what ninety eight, ninety nineteen nineties. You
know the term butt rock is. I remember they were

(01:09:19):
using that for a radio station that was our competition
in Portland, Oregon.

Speaker 1 (01:09:23):
Oh wow, KUFO, it was the butt rock station.

Speaker 6 (01:09:26):
Yeah, brother, that's what that's what we would have to call.

Speaker 5 (01:09:28):
We were kN r K, which is the alternative station,
and they were the butt rock station. Hell yeah, KUFO.
I can handle twelve men at once.

Speaker 6 (01:09:37):
I don't think it's appropriate even if I'm small.

Speaker 5 (01:09:39):
I can handle count tense ten.

Speaker 6 (01:09:44):
That's how you played the Dirty Mines game.

Speaker 2 (01:09:46):
We know who you are.

Speaker 5 (01:09:48):
Show, and we are into another new hour insensitivity training
for a politically correct world.

Speaker 6 (01:09:55):
It's a pre Friday.

Speaker 5 (01:09:56):
It's a Thursday morning, December the fifth, twenty four.

Speaker 7 (01:10:01):
I'm hoodie. That's Greg Gory minutes. Good morning, Good morning, Woody.

Speaker 1 (01:10:05):
There's a Gina.

Speaker 5 (01:10:06):
Hi.

Speaker 7 (01:10:06):
There we've got sea mass There is Samy returned.

Speaker 6 (01:10:10):
Mic on his buddy.

Speaker 1 (01:10:11):
All right, okay, yeah, okay.

Speaker 5 (01:10:13):
Phones are up at eight seven seven forty four. Wooding
text us over to two two nine eighty seven. This
one has came over random thought. For years, I thought
Greg was the most attractive person on the show. But
I just saw a picture of Gina, and holy cow,
that lady is a smoke show.

Speaker 3 (01:10:27):
Thank you. I feel like a smoke I mean obvious.
You guys are having a hard time keeping your hands.

Speaker 5 (01:10:32):
Off of me.

Speaker 6 (01:10:32):
It's absolutely you know it.

Speaker 3 (01:10:35):
Yeah, I mean it's I got a good beach all
off with a bat?

Speaker 6 (01:10:39):
I saw you got it?

Speaker 3 (01:10:40):
What? Oh it's a term beat all off with a bat?

Speaker 1 (01:10:45):
Gotcha like?

Speaker 8 (01:10:50):
Oh wait a minute, okay, yeah, all right, if you're
if you're offering.

Speaker 1 (01:10:53):
For that kind of thing.

Speaker 5 (01:10:54):
I guess you know it's been since high school, all right,
But you know, I was watching one of our videos
that we post all these videos on our YouTube, our Instagram.

Speaker 1 (01:11:04):
It's on Instagram.

Speaker 5 (01:11:05):
It popped up and we always Menie and I always
talk about, like, dude, the posture in this room is
the worst.

Speaker 6 (01:11:11):
Because here's the thing.

Speaker 5 (01:11:11):
I never think about the cameras unless we're doing something
like the Glory Whole Challenge or something that you know,
we know but like it just in a regular conversation
or a regular seconds.

Speaker 3 (01:11:19):
A bunch of us, I'm never thinking about.

Speaker 5 (01:11:22):
I'm never thinking about the cameras. I think if I did,
i'd probably sit up better. But like I'm looking at
myself and yuck, it's I look like a bag of laundry. Yes,
I was like, oh my god, what a frumpy dumpster
of a person. Well with the hoodie, especially that the
hoodies also extra Yeah, I love giant hoodies. So as

(01:11:45):
a giant person wearing a giant hoodie, it looks like
one of those commercial laundries, like those big bags ye
like you'd see like in a hotel, has all the
sheets in it. Yeah, it's just sitting there and it's
got asses on and a hat.

Speaker 8 (01:12:01):
Charges by the pounds.

Speaker 1 (01:12:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:12:02):
Also, the lighting doesn't help.

Speaker 6 (01:12:05):
And I've been battling the lighting.

Speaker 3 (01:12:07):
The lighting, I've given up. No, the first thing I
said when I got here, was can I bring a ring? Lights?

Speaker 1 (01:12:14):
We're not? No, Greg?

Speaker 6 (01:12:16):
Should we be?

Speaker 8 (01:12:16):
Should we be acting as if there's a string pulling
our heads up to the ceiling the.

Speaker 1 (01:12:20):
Middle of your hand, Yeah, learned, but yeah, shoulders back
and then you pull them down like there's a string
attached to her button.

Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
I used to have one of those.

Speaker 1 (01:12:26):
You remember to do it like what for about thirty seconds?

Speaker 3 (01:12:29):
Yeah, and then I should give you guys those for Christmas,
those back harnesses to please.

Speaker 1 (01:12:34):
I got one of those recents. You didn't do anything?

Speaker 6 (01:12:37):
Come up this hour? We got this week in audio.

Speaker 1 (01:12:44):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 6 (01:12:47):
That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
Yeah, what was my uh? I came up with like
a rock DJ name? What was the oh you did?

Speaker 11 (01:12:58):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:12:59):
Oh, I have to know.

Speaker 5 (01:13:00):
I don't remember. We were like playing these songs and
like I was talking about a good old school rock
DJ djure the it's the doctor something I don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:13:10):
I was thinking about that this morning. Your memory and
my memory are polar opposites. You have the the best.

Speaker 6 (01:13:16):
Now I have a good general.

Speaker 1 (01:13:18):
You do have the worst. So, yeah, did we come
up with the name? I don't know? Yeah, the bone doctor.

Speaker 3 (01:13:24):
Yeah, he coming out.

Speaker 5 (01:13:27):
Just the bone Doctor's two for It's the bone Daddy,
the bone Daddy. That sounds.

Speaker 1 (01:13:34):
Yeah, a bone daddy.

Speaker 7 (01:13:37):
It's just what the doctor orders. A little feel good.

Speaker 5 (01:13:41):
It's the bone Daddy. Women out Wednesday, Yeah, show us
your cans. And that is because that's what happens when
you put a bumper sticker on your car. They just
can't help themselves.

Speaker 1 (01:13:53):
You like to rock, and then you have a women.

Speaker 5 (01:13:56):
Well Wednesday sticker on your car. They're just gonna show
you you can just by law, yes, how it works otherwise,
classy ladies showing off the mothers baby.

Speaker 3 (01:14:07):
Yeah, okay, alright, does that hurt your throat? No?

Speaker 5 (01:14:13):
Okay, no, couming the wattage to your cottage, spending the
bladders that matter.

Speaker 7 (01:14:20):
Calling the bone phone, yeah, called the bone bone.

Speaker 5 (01:14:22):
Here's some bone joby, oh my god, coming up, some
ozzy oz.

Speaker 1 (01:14:26):
Bones the oz bone.

Speaker 5 (01:14:28):
Yeah, bone out, that's right, it's bone out bone don't harmony.

Speaker 1 (01:14:34):
Yeah, that wouldn't be on that kind of station though.

Speaker 5 (01:14:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:14:36):
Yeah, that's a remax.

Speaker 2 (01:14:38):
All right.

Speaker 5 (01:14:38):
So this weekend audio, what do you got for a
sea mass? You know, we got a new rap beef?

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
Oh we do?

Speaker 5 (01:14:43):
You know?

Speaker 8 (01:14:43):
I love cool hip hop news. Yeah, it's cool hip
hop news. And I don't know how serious this one is.
This is our our friend Dave Blunts. We talked about
a while, but before a long ago, I should say
he was performing. He sees five hundred pounds. First off, Yeah,
he was performing at the Juice World concert.

Speaker 6 (01:14:58):
Oh I saw okay, Yeah, see this guy. He's on
a couch. Yeah, he's an assistance.

Speaker 7 (01:15:04):
He's gone from like stool miracle couch with oxygen.

Speaker 8 (01:15:08):
Oh, by the way, Greg, you're exactly right, because he
said on his Instagram Dave Blunts did that like a
week before the concert. His doctor wentes for a check
out and his doctor said, you need to be in
the hospital. He spent a week in the hospital. Yeah,
this guy's massive.

Speaker 1 (01:15:20):
Huge, I mean, kudos for actually going out and.

Speaker 8 (01:15:22):
About I guess and he got on most people's radar
because Stoop dog was making fun of him and Bowe Bone.
Dave Blunts had this to say on stage in Chicago. Yeah,

(01:15:42):
get off my d snoop Doggy Dave Blunt, if you
could get to it, get He's most famous for his
song The Cup, which is about drinking from which is
about abusing prescription drugs.

Speaker 6 (01:15:52):
And it does use the gay effort in there too.

Speaker 8 (01:15:55):
Song he has a noose single Dave Blunts does on
his Instagram called has been Wah.

Speaker 7 (01:16:01):
Guess what that's about? Classy family.

Speaker 8 (01:16:05):
That's about what he's gonna do to his family and
all the bitches and stuff of that nature.

Speaker 1 (01:16:09):
That's a good question though, Woodie, you said, how if
you can even reach his d how how do you how? Okay, oh,
it must be so muddy down there.

Speaker 5 (01:16:17):
Look okay as a fat guy who's not like this guy, no,
I but when you see somebody who's got like a
huge tank ass, you know the ones that are like
they're jiggling, just walking and put your beer and then
is there like back and forth as it goes the
wattles right, and it's level on the top. And I've
thought to myself, how do you line up to take

(01:16:39):
a dump? Like if you go to sit on a toilet, like,
how like how can you even feel enough around?

Speaker 2 (01:16:44):
You know?

Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
How do you know that you're at the of the toilet?

Speaker 5 (01:16:48):
Is there enough space for you to spread out so
you can like log out long enough?

Speaker 2 (01:16:53):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:16:53):
Well, that's where you get a stick in a rag
that's what I've heard.

Speaker 1 (01:16:57):
Those people, how like two hundred pounds ago? Did you
not think this is an emergency?

Speaker 3 (01:17:01):
Yeah, that's always the question. How did it get to
where it got to the.

Speaker 5 (01:17:05):
Six hundred pound life people or the people that end
up on pimple popper.

Speaker 1 (01:17:10):
Like you didn't realize that half a goiter ago.

Speaker 8 (01:17:15):
So yeah, Dave Blunts beefing with Snoop Dogg. For as
long as Dave Blunts is going to be alive, which
again for someone who's abusing down, he will die in
his sleep, if he keeps drinking scissor up.

Speaker 5 (01:17:23):
He'll die on stage stage. He's on stage sitting on
a couch with an oxygen tank.

Speaker 1 (01:17:28):
You'll probably die if you just fell down.

Speaker 8 (01:17:29):
Get off his yeah, guysoop.

Speaker 5 (01:17:32):
Yeah, they should put him one of those cable things
like they put pink on to fly around.

Speaker 11 (01:17:37):
Right the aerial and just have this giant like you,
I can't in a rick, right, yeah, the power of
that cabling.

Speaker 6 (01:17:46):
Oh yeah, here's one of his.

Speaker 2 (01:17:49):
This is his.

Speaker 3 (01:17:51):
You know what I like?

Speaker 8 (01:17:54):
I like his terrible vocal styling, and I like how
he sings raps. Whatever you're on, Collins, how.

Speaker 2 (01:17:59):
About what he is?

Speaker 8 (01:18:00):
The gay effort in this song is that he says,
I love all my n words, but I ain't a
gay effort.

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
Who cares? Who cares? Okay, we don't want you.

Speaker 8 (01:18:09):
Much like Juice World, he will be gone about the
right time.

Speaker 3 (01:18:12):
Magazine is an allergy medicine.

Speaker 6 (01:18:15):
It's mixed with it's mixed with Yeah, it gets you
messed up and then eventually start having seizures.

Speaker 5 (01:18:20):
Eventually you stop breathing. Yeah, all right, today an audio
all right.

Speaker 8 (01:18:24):
Guys, a little bit of masked singer which is going on.
And I was pleasantly surprised by the guy who dressed
up as goo.

Speaker 6 (01:18:32):
What is good?

Speaker 8 (01:18:33):
It's like kind of a green amba sort of thing. Okay, yeah,
this is his song.

Speaker 5 (01:18:38):
Alright, it's you singing Goo Goo doll. You're getting, Yeah,
I'm getting.

Speaker 3 (01:18:52):
It's really good.

Speaker 2 (01:18:53):
It's it's not good.

Speaker 3 (01:18:57):
People get a giant, you know suit when you're not
you're usually not a singer, right, you know that.

Speaker 8 (01:19:03):
Is that's good church singing.

Speaker 3 (01:19:07):
That's good at Karaokay, yeah, which it is. It's like
a professional singer, all right.

Speaker 8 (01:19:14):
That is Kobe Turner, who is the defensive tackle for
the l A Ramshsive.

Speaker 6 (01:19:22):
That's awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:19:22):
Yeah, that's like, that's that's church singing, that's you know,
I like it what I got.

Speaker 8 (01:19:27):
I was pleasantly surprised, you know what I mean, for
it for not only not only an NFL player, but
no one's ever heard of him NFL.

Speaker 5 (01:19:32):
Right, So my favorite thing about the when you see
the people unmasking on masked singer, people pretend like they
know who that is.

Speaker 8 (01:19:40):
Yeah, yeah, Jamie McCaughey doesn't know who the DT for
the La Rams is. Yeah, exactly this week in audio
speaking of singers, Okay, you all you free Britney people.

Speaker 6 (01:19:50):
Where are you now?

Speaker 2 (01:19:51):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:19:51):
You were a couple of years ago.

Speaker 6 (01:19:53):
Were you for birthday?

Speaker 1 (01:19:54):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:19:54):
Where were you for her birthday?

Speaker 8 (01:19:55):
When she said she was one of the way she
was turning forty three, But she said, no, no, no,
I've got a little I guess joke for you about it. Okay,
it's my birthday.

Speaker 12 (01:20:03):
I'm not turning forty two. I'm turning the five this year.
I'm turning five years old and I have to go
to kindergarten.

Speaker 1 (01:20:14):
What a whack job.

Speaker 8 (01:20:16):
So she got her free she got her own birthday. Yeah,
she got her own birthday. Wrong, she was actually turning
forty three, and then I guess she kind of made
a joke about it. But now she speaks in like
a gardly baby voice.

Speaker 1 (01:20:26):
And didn't she move to Mexico?

Speaker 5 (01:20:28):
You're right, she doesn't need any supervision.

Speaker 8 (01:20:30):
No, her free with a lot of money.

Speaker 9 (01:20:33):
Yeah, people are allowed to be crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:20:34):
It's not that's true.

Speaker 9 (01:20:35):
Don't lock people up because they're just crazy in the.

Speaker 8 (01:20:38):
Yeah, yeah that's the point. You should, Yeah, you should.

Speaker 3 (01:20:40):
She's not hurting anyone though. She does have two kids, Yeah,
all the kids.

Speaker 10 (01:20:45):
Plenty of crazy people who you don't know about, who
have kids who are allowed to just live.

Speaker 8 (01:20:50):
Thank you, Free Brittany, right, yeah, hashtag free Brittany.

Speaker 3 (01:20:55):
Between enslaving her and making her work for free or
they're going to lock I.

Speaker 11 (01:21:00):
Don't know.

Speaker 1 (01:21:02):
She was a slave for you.

Speaker 6 (01:21:04):
Yeah, she's saying a song about it.

Speaker 8 (01:21:06):
Yeah, I'm just saying she needs somebody looking after her.

Speaker 3 (01:21:09):
Well, she has the gardener or the super whatever he is.

Speaker 8 (01:21:12):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 9 (01:21:13):
There's plenty of people out there just like Brittany.

Speaker 8 (01:21:15):
You just don't know about him, and they need help too, Exactly.
They end up being hoarders or living in piles of
poo or.

Speaker 6 (01:21:23):
This week in audio.

Speaker 8 (01:21:25):
Guys, this is a breaking scandal here speaking of people
who are idiots. The Hawk to a girl, I would
not bring her up other than she released her own
version of bitcoin called a meme coin.

Speaker 1 (01:21:37):
How that goes?

Speaker 2 (01:21:37):
Well?

Speaker 8 (01:21:37):
Here she is pumping it up on her social media.

Speaker 1 (01:21:40):
My hawk, mame coin is L.

Speaker 2 (01:21:42):
Yeah, coin is L.

Speaker 8 (01:21:48):
Do you think this twenty one year old our word
from Nashville knows what any of that is? No, but
here's what happened. There's a scandal that is developing as
we speak. Is somebody or some people held up back
a bunch of that coin, that bitcoin. They said, we're
going to put you know, ten percent of this out
for people to buy. It's going to be pumped up
by that right there, The Hawk to a girl publishing
it on our social media. Here's what happened is with

(01:22:12):
bitcoin type things or e theory and whatever you want
to call it, you can see where all the accounts
are like, oh, and people notice, hey, wait, ninety something
percent of the accounts are just holding onto their coins.
While as she's pumping it up, the price is going
up and up and up and up and up and
up and up. Well, a few hours after that clip
right there. All those people who are holding onto it
sold it so pump and dump. So now they're probably

(01:22:35):
not her because she's too stupid to know what's going on,
But she has some handlers whoever sold her this bitcoin project,
this mean coin project, right, so these Securities and Exchange
Commission will be coming for her and all those people,
and there are federal charges pending. Now she I'd prove
it's your fault. You're dumb enough to buy the hawk
to It chicks meme coin. I agree, And the people
who are buying it are on you. Yeah, you know,

(01:22:57):
young bitcoin bro idiot types. And again with these gammers,
what we've been saying is all this stuff is trackable, right,
because that's what that's what people do. Because that people
it was trackable, so they saw, Hey, what's.

Speaker 6 (01:23:08):
Going on here.

Speaker 8 (01:23:09):
I don't think there's any victims here. Oh no, nobody
you'd care about.

Speaker 1 (01:23:12):
You know.

Speaker 8 (01:23:12):
It's like your grandmother's putting.

Speaker 5 (01:23:14):
Her pension in the Yeah, like you spent your money
that you went to work for betting on this, did
whatever job for. They took taxes out of it, and
you took whatever's left of the government got their hands
on it.

Speaker 6 (01:23:25):
And you go, you know I'm gonna do with this.

Speaker 5 (01:23:27):
I'm gonna go on the hawk, TU mean coin coin.

Speaker 8 (01:23:30):
I'm buying the HOWK to a disney Bucks.

Speaker 5 (01:23:32):
Yeah, like you might as well have just set it
on fire, like it wasn't gonna be worth anything anyway.

Speaker 6 (01:23:37):
Can I buy that on coinbase?

Speaker 8 (01:23:39):
I know they woul they wouldn't list it, but I'm
sure you can find it somewhere, because you know, give
me your Salona.

Speaker 3 (01:23:43):
Wallets open them up.

Speaker 5 (01:23:44):
Now.

Speaker 3 (01:23:46):
I do agree with you, coin Is. I do agree
with you that no one's gonna go after her because
she has no idea.

Speaker 8 (01:23:52):
Yeah, she'll get I mean when this gets settled a
year from now, it'll she'll get, you know, some slap
on the wrist.

Speaker 2 (01:23:57):
But she is.

Speaker 8 (01:23:58):
I mean no again, Yeah, don't don't buy these stupid.

Speaker 3 (01:24:00):
They told me it was legit.

Speaker 6 (01:24:01):
They told me this week in audio, Greg, I have.

Speaker 8 (01:24:04):
A question for you, Okay, do we need another catty
real estate show?

Speaker 1 (01:24:08):
Yes, we do.

Speaker 6 (01:24:11):
Netflix.

Speaker 7 (01:24:12):
It's called Selling the City.

Speaker 8 (01:24:14):
It's about a bunch of beachy hot It's about a
bunch of beachy hot girls in New York City selling
like these giant condos. And I pulled up the trailers.
I knew Greg love these things. I wait, and I
do like I like fancy real estate, but apparently from
the trailer at least it's ten percent real estate, naughty
percent of cat fights.

Speaker 7 (01:24:30):
I am a top real estate broker.

Speaker 3 (01:24:32):
It's aug bost Ellman, and I just had one of
the biggest years of my career.

Speaker 2 (01:24:36):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:24:36):
Now I'm starting my own team choice.

Speaker 9 (01:24:40):
I'm going to hold all the cards in my deck
until I explode.

Speaker 3 (01:24:44):
Yeah, I am not doing that.

Speaker 9 (01:24:45):
If any of the hairs, I will sue every single
one of your app.

Speaker 6 (01:24:51):
Oh yes, like all the other ones.

Speaker 1 (01:24:54):
It starts about maybe sixty percent real estate, then it
goes to about seventy percent just the drama. Then it
goes to about three percent real estate and drama.

Speaker 6 (01:25:04):
You still want to see the house?

Speaker 1 (01:25:05):
I still put it on.

Speaker 3 (01:25:06):
I just have no interest in that, and I like that.

Speaker 6 (01:25:09):
I do have a question, though, because I've been dying
to ask Woody and you, Greg, are you excited because
next year on ABC it's back Extreme Homemakeover.

Speaker 3 (01:25:19):
Oh I love that.

Speaker 6 (01:25:20):
I loved that.

Speaker 3 (01:25:21):
I do love that.

Speaker 1 (01:25:25):
To that guy. Two chicks this time, I will definitely
watch it then, Yeah, chick if Tie is out, I
will be Is he just too like he's too peppy
for you? He can't talk with absolutely yelling.

Speaker 3 (01:25:38):
Yeah he got Harry's stuck in it together. Oh my god.

Speaker 5 (01:25:43):
We're going to take a quick break, and then we'll
have some more of the weekend audio that's going up
next on The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:25:48):
More of the Woody Show, more more. If you know
what I'm saying, I'm not even gonna pause the wood Show.
He'll be right back.

Speaker 6 (01:26:04):
Brought back into this week in audio.

Speaker 8 (01:26:07):
And if you're gonna make money as a woman, you
could either sell a fake mean coin. You could sell
real estate and cat fight or greg. There are two
words that you could say as a woman to make money.

Speaker 1 (01:26:18):
Those words are I do.

Speaker 8 (01:26:22):
And Jennifer Tilly, who was said for she's a real
house right now of all realize, oh yeah, are you serious?

Speaker 2 (01:26:28):
Are you?

Speaker 6 (01:26:28):
Are you about to break down?

Speaker 8 (01:26:30):
How I do has benefited her, so, Jefferi, I always
enjoyed her as an actress, but again I didn't realize
that she hasn't really had to work very much at
all because she was married to somebody named Sam Simon
who died.

Speaker 5 (01:26:43):
The Simpsons got co creator of the Simpsons.

Speaker 8 (01:26:45):
Here she is on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Speaker 5 (01:26:48):
I'm so excited when we got to force.

Speaker 12 (01:26:50):
I got a piece of the Simpsons in the Door Settlement,
and nobody knew that The Simpsons was gonna go on
for trillions of year.

Speaker 1 (01:26:58):
So every day, honestly every day, I'm like, thank you.

Speaker 8 (01:27:00):
Sound.

Speaker 2 (01:27:03):
I have your life.

Speaker 3 (01:27:04):
It's so I can afford to play poker every night
in Vegas.

Speaker 6 (01:27:07):
Well, I think she gets like six she gets like
six million a year from saying so I do. Yeah,
I mean she the sketches.

Speaker 5 (01:27:17):
She must have created something with the Simpsons, right, it
was the meaning Hold on, she's a chalented voice. Oh wait,
she just sucked the d of one of the guys. Wow,
who's responsible for the actual work?

Speaker 3 (01:27:29):
It is just knowing whose dus uck. Maybe I'm the genius,
not the anxiety.

Speaker 1 (01:27:35):
You are a genius.

Speaker 6 (01:27:37):
You did your work.

Speaker 2 (01:27:38):
I did my job.

Speaker 6 (01:27:39):
They did call it a job.

Speaker 3 (01:27:40):
That's hand, It's that's exactly right. I did my job
at reaping the benefits.

Speaker 1 (01:27:44):
Baby, way to go.

Speaker 5 (01:27:45):
Sam Simon got around, didn't he like give Pam Anderson
like a million dollar ring as a gift or something
like that?

Speaker 3 (01:27:52):
For him. He was very philanthropic. He had that like
mobile animal vet, like you're super in animals. This week
in audio, next up, we have some audio with a
follow up news dot Com. The woman who got on
the plane stowed away from JFK to Paris on the
delta right, and they tried to send her back. And
apparently the trick to not getting extradited is to just

(01:28:16):
yell and scream. As we have some audio that now, okay, the.

Speaker 1 (01:28:23):
United State that broke my leg.

Speaker 2 (01:28:25):
The leg.

Speaker 6 (01:28:29):
You're not state.

Speaker 8 (01:28:31):
She is Russian, as we had covered earlier, and apparently
she didn't want to go back to the US didn't
have to, at least it at first because at some
point that we.

Speaker 1 (01:28:39):
Broke her leg as a country.

Speaker 8 (01:28:41):
This weekend audio, Okay, this is a little boner time
for a woodie. There's another lady who she's she's a
deputy with the Vlucia County, Lucia County Police Department, and
there's this d UI hit and run carjacking suspect. He's
got all the bad stuff going for him. Well, what
he did is he forgot to sinch up his pants.
He wasn't wearing a belt, so he kept as he's
running from the deputy who butt no offense to to

(01:29:04):
Deputy Darcy. But she's not very fast. She doesn't have
to be, because this guy keeps tripping on his own
pants and slows down so much, eats so much of
his own a that he is in perfect position for
Deputy Darcy to take it.

Speaker 1 (01:29:16):
Yeah, yeah, but stop, okay, stop, all right?

Speaker 3 (01:29:32):
Twelve twelve, I think I unloaded.

Speaker 1 (01:29:35):
He's got like ten probes and yeah, where was.

Speaker 2 (01:29:40):
It?

Speaker 8 (01:29:40):
It was being covered by the bleeping of the of
a disappointing.

Speaker 1 (01:29:47):
Little noise.

Speaker 5 (01:29:47):
You gotta yes, love it. That's some good stuff here.
I actually I have a clip that was going to
play for this week in audio. So if you don't know,
I guess the cast members on NSL SNL they don't
really get paid all that much.

Speaker 8 (01:30:02):
I make like two high ones low two hundred thousands, because.

Speaker 5 (01:30:06):
Many of them from current past seasons. They were asked
by New York Magazine what they bought with their first
SNL paycheck, and here's some of what they said, beginning
with Pete Davidson and then Julia Louis Dreyfuss, Rachel Dratch,
and then Jason Sudeikas is who you're gonna hear here my.

Speaker 7 (01:30:23):
Biggest indulgence after my first SNL paycheck.

Speaker 1 (01:30:25):
Do you guys know what they pay us? It's like
three grand episode. I think I got dinner. I bought
a pair of shoes.

Speaker 3 (01:30:32):
They were seventy five dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:30:34):
Probably getting an apartment.

Speaker 8 (01:30:36):
I mean, that's so boring, but that's the real thing.

Speaker 1 (01:30:38):
Well, I mean, you don't make enough money to make
big purchases. So I think New York rent was probably
the biggest purchase I made after writing my first year
on US.

Speaker 5 (01:30:46):
Now, so if it's like three thousand dollars an episode,
how many episodes a year in any day?

Speaker 1 (01:30:51):
Twenty? Yeah, so sixty grand a year or so.

Speaker 5 (01:30:55):
Yeah, we were taking nowhere near you're brand new, Yeah,
like nowhere near what you think they would make.

Speaker 1 (01:31:00):
A lot of their first purchases I was reading were couches.
Bought a new couch?

Speaker 6 (01:31:05):
Yeah, like ELM was it like ELM CB two?

Speaker 3 (01:31:08):
And excuse me, Greg, you're not really a mathematician. Twenty
three times three is sixty nine.

Speaker 8 (01:31:14):
I said to Nice, Oh, Nice, Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:31:18):
Heidi Gardner, that's a current cast member.

Speaker 6 (01:31:21):
It's been around for a Yeah. She was just like
in some architecture udio video or something like that. And
she lives in Kansas City.

Speaker 3 (01:31:31):
That's a good light.

Speaker 1 (01:31:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:31:32):
What else now really does is it opens you up to.

Speaker 1 (01:31:37):
It's a launching pad. I will thank you very much.
Sea baths.

Speaker 6 (01:31:40):
Yeah here, now back, what do you show?

Speaker 1 (01:31:44):
Welcome back everybody. Yeah, it is Thursday morning.

Speaker 6 (01:31:48):
It's a pre Friday.

Speaker 5 (01:31:50):
Got some entertainment news coming up here in just a second,
along with the birthdays and your porno birthday. It's December
the fifth. It's International Volunteer Day. Oh, I'm getting that
confused with whatever Tuesday was. That was giving Tuesday volunteer Like, geez,
sounds kind of redund When does it end so many

(01:32:10):
days of obligation this time of year. It's also International
Ninja Day, Oh sweet, National blue Jeans Day. Cool, it's
a national communicate with your kids day. Yuck them. They
got why it's bathtub party day? And we had uh

(01:32:31):
when we had Adam Ray in here and he had
mentioned two girls one cup. Yeah, maybe that's a bathtub party.

Speaker 3 (01:32:37):
Is that what that means?

Speaker 1 (01:32:38):
Like lemon party?

Speaker 8 (01:32:40):
Was thatn't that tub girl?

Speaker 1 (01:32:42):
Top girl? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:32:47):
Google tub girl. It might give you like a warning
about like, uh, there's a new there's a new blurs everything.

Speaker 8 (01:32:53):
Oh, there's a bunch of references from pop culture, but
to find the original one, I.

Speaker 1 (01:33:00):
I'm not gonna look.

Speaker 6 (01:33:01):
Did you find anything?

Speaker 3 (01:33:01):
Well, yeah, I don't know if this is it.

Speaker 8 (01:33:04):
You know, it's very obvious this is not her.

Speaker 6 (01:33:07):
No, okay.

Speaker 3 (01:33:08):
Tails from the Internet.

Speaker 5 (01:33:10):
Today is also celebrate Shelter Pet's Day, Greg which seed Bass.

Speaker 6 (01:33:15):
What does menace all the time?

Speaker 8 (01:33:17):
Well, Meds says, and he's absolutely correct. You shop, you
don't adopt. Yeah, he's most likely to keep it right exactly.
And why not why worry about like getting clearing the
shelters or anything, because you don't have.

Speaker 5 (01:33:28):
Any skin in the game, so to speak. Right, Like
if somebody just like he went and adopted a path.
But if you went to a breeder and you spent
really good money, yeah, and a breeder like, you're gonna
you're gonna keep You're gonna hang in there.

Speaker 1 (01:33:40):
You're gonna keep that unless you can look at the numbers,
unless you get the perfect dog like I did at
the show. Well, all right, she's perfect.

Speaker 6 (01:33:46):
Another thing that SeaBASS brings up all the time. If
you just eradicate a certain species of dog the shelters.

Speaker 1 (01:33:52):
Would be wouldn't it be nice if you could talk
about dogs without the breeders for just one second?

Speaker 8 (01:34:00):
One You can make up all the fancy terms you want, right,
The fact is they kill people.

Speaker 1 (01:34:04):
The number.

Speaker 6 (01:34:06):
Yeah, I'll tell you what.

Speaker 5 (01:34:07):
Let's combine that breed with the prisons. Right, so instead
of them being at the shelter, we'll lock them up
with the prisons, and it might take care of part
of the prison problem, and they'll also have more space
at the at the shelters. You go do that, you
know the other one if you speaking of prisons, do
you hear this term they call it? Is it called
a booty glock?

Speaker 2 (01:34:28):
Where?

Speaker 8 (01:34:29):
Yeah, buddy, what's his face from drinking and smoking? He
was telling about how the idea is you basically, you
take a hack ha and various other fluids you can
get it from a body, put it into plastic bottle,
cap it, and then you have that ready anytime you
know stuff pops off.

Speaker 1 (01:34:46):
Oh, kind of like pepper spray.

Speaker 3 (01:34:49):
Yeah, I've I've heard of something similar to freeze it
and it's called an Alaskan pipeline.

Speaker 8 (01:34:57):
Right, but you freeze it and have sex with oh, yeah,
I could beat somebody with it.

Speaker 3 (01:35:03):
By the way, I'm pretty sure I found tough girl.
Yeah you know when you see it, Yeah, like a
are we talking like a fountain?

Speaker 1 (01:35:09):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:35:09):
Yeah, that was tough stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:35:11):
She was legendary. I see some entertainment stuff. Billboard has
named Beyonce the greatest pop star of the twenty first century, Yes,
even beating out Taylor Swift.

Speaker 6 (01:35:26):
Thing is you look at the numbers because Beyonce was
having a tour just before Taylor Swifts, right, and the
numbers were not nearly as close as Taylor Swift's numbers.
What do you mean said?

Speaker 1 (01:35:39):
Taylors were much bigger.

Speaker 5 (01:35:41):
Yeah, which is trilliant.

Speaker 8 (01:35:42):
We mentioned the time because I remember every Taylor's Swift
stop there was a new story and that there was
just nothing for Beyonce.

Speaker 6 (01:35:48):
It's too much prior. Yeah, record breaking. Yeah, so I don't.

Speaker 7 (01:35:51):
I mean, I know that everybody love to, you know,
worship at the altar of Beyonce.

Speaker 5 (01:35:57):
But if you're gonna tell me the greatest pop star
of the twenty first century, and I'm not a fan,
but I would say it's hard to beat Taylor Swift.

Speaker 6 (01:36:04):
I will tell you this because I just go by numbers,
and I'll say Taylor Swift is bigger. But I did
see Beyonce at that Coachell performance that she did, and
it's one of the greatest performances I've ever seen.

Speaker 1 (01:36:16):
In mind, no one's saying that she's bad.

Speaker 6 (01:36:17):
It was really really good.

Speaker 7 (01:36:18):
I mean, no one's saying she's dead. I think she's overrated.
It doesn't mean bad.

Speaker 5 (01:36:22):
Yeah, I don't know what they're going off of.

Speaker 8 (01:36:25):
And Meta says that Beyonce was did a great performance
even for a fat chick, which I remember.

Speaker 1 (01:36:29):
That you had. She said, chunky.

Speaker 6 (01:36:35):
I mean, I don't remember such a fatty. I think
that was the question.

Speaker 8 (01:36:39):
You see such a person like that?

Speaker 3 (01:36:41):
Why God?

Speaker 7 (01:36:43):
I don't think it was a nice work, Fatty. I
remember that.

Speaker 1 (01:36:48):
Oh, I recall.

Speaker 5 (01:36:49):
Apple Music has released their year end charts. Who was
shocked Taylor Swift the most streamed artist of the year.
She also had the most streamed album, The Tortured Post Apartment.
As far as the top five songs of the year,
Number one Not Like Us by Kendrick Lamar, of Course,
Beautiful Things by Benson Boone was number two, Espresso by
Sabrina Carpenter number three, number four A bar Song by

(01:37:13):
Shaboozie and then number five Cruel Summer by Taylor Swift,
And speaking of Sabrina Carpenter and her boyfriend Barry, I
know a guy named Barry. Yeah, on a break. I'm
bringing it up because it just keeps popping up everywhere,
and I figure somebody, maybe my daughter only, but I
don't know that somebody cares.

Speaker 8 (01:37:32):
Very Kegan, he's a famous actor.

Speaker 1 (01:37:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:37:34):
And impression about this guy because he does have like
a rat face.

Speaker 5 (01:37:40):
He does Sammy see maybe because the thing I saw
just said her boyfriend Barry, And maybe everybody's assumed because.

Speaker 1 (01:37:47):
They knew about that, and I have.

Speaker 3 (01:37:50):
Tons of stuff, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:37:51):
Because everybody is all familiar with Hell, she's so Sammy's actor,
rat face not taught.

Speaker 9 (01:37:57):
I don't think he's attracted.

Speaker 3 (01:37:59):
He kind of looks like if you were going to
construct a face out of Plato.

Speaker 9 (01:38:03):
Yeah, it's kind of rough. I don't know if it's
scarring or what's on his face, But I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:38:08):
Great actor alady enough.

Speaker 8 (01:38:10):
Maybe that's toy nose and whiskers.

Speaker 5 (01:38:13):
Greg, Who are you being like over the critical of
the other day you said to somebody a bunch of
pock marks uh.

Speaker 1 (01:38:17):
Oh, Brad a late Raliota. They could have had a
puk off.

Speaker 3 (01:38:23):
Both very good looking, No they're not.

Speaker 5 (01:38:26):
Hey, Greg, people have said about you for years, look
like you look like a young radio and I always
took it as a severe in city.

Speaker 9 (01:38:35):
It's way more attractive than Ralio.

Speaker 1 (01:38:37):
Thank you so well.

Speaker 5 (01:38:38):
Later in life he got puffy. Yeah, he looked really
weird before.

Speaker 3 (01:38:42):
With those chant Ex commercials.

Speaker 5 (01:38:44):
Yeah. Now was that from a condition or did he
have like bad plastic surgery?

Speaker 3 (01:38:48):
I mean both age things happened.

Speaker 1 (01:38:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:38:50):
Oh by the way, Comedian Matt Rife says changes to
his face are due to late puberty, not classic surgery.

Speaker 3 (01:38:57):
Say that for a while.

Speaker 8 (01:39:01):
Because because there was hard because he was he was
around when in his teens and then around like age
twenty four, his jaw got super defined shard and his
cheek bones that all ChIL got perfect.

Speaker 5 (01:39:12):
Well that you know how he did. But for the
jaw line, was he doing that gum that they were selling.

Speaker 8 (01:39:18):
He was mewing oh hard, yeah, chewing bricks of wood, yeah,
like y leather.

Speaker 7 (01:39:24):
Yeah, like all these kids were you know, chewing that
gum or doing these different things.

Speaker 6 (01:39:28):
There was like this rubber device that yeah, people were
chewing on to like make their jaws.

Speaker 3 (01:39:33):
That doesn't doesn't give yourself lockjaw, right, and it doesn't
do anything to.

Speaker 1 (01:39:36):
Your bone, no, right, right exactly. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:39:38):
Anyway, that's what's going on in entertainment. You got your
birthdays and your corner birthday here on this Thursday morning.

Speaker 1 (01:39:46):
It shiverday. It's Shiversday. We're gonna sit because she was like,
it's shivers day, and you know we don't do.

Speaker 8 (01:39:55):
All right.

Speaker 5 (01:39:55):
Starting with the celebrities, Happy birthday to Frankie Munez from
Malcolm in the midd Now.

Speaker 7 (01:40:00):
Is what a race car driver?

Speaker 3 (01:40:01):
That's right, he's pretty good.

Speaker 5 (01:40:02):
He's thirty nine years old today. Margaret Cho is fifty six,
Johnny Resnick, the singer for the Goo Goo Dolls, is
fifty nine, Nick Stall, John Connor and Terminator three is
forty five. And Brian's backer Mark Rattner from Fast Times
at Ridgemont Hunter right sixty eight years old to match
in the party next year.

Speaker 1 (01:40:23):
Great, Oh, it's gonna be huge.

Speaker 5 (01:40:24):
And your porno birthday today is Victoria Fox. I'm sorry
vox vo xxx. She has a tenure on Santas Naughty
List thanks to her work in three hundred and thirty
eight fine films, including Down the Hatch Volumes twenty nine
and thirty. She was in It's Okay, She's a Squirter

(01:40:45):
Volume two, she was fantastic and I caught my daughter
banging my boyfriend Volume five.

Speaker 3 (01:40:51):
I hate when that happened.

Speaker 5 (01:40:52):
She was in anal for the shy Wife and who
can forget her unforgettable role in best part of the
day is putting that thing in my butt. She looks
forward to it all day. That's all she can think about.
Yeah when I get home. But yeah, that's Victoria Vox,
who is thirty years old today. And that's your part

(01:41:14):
of birthday. Your celebrity birthday is his dad Lill Thursday morning.
Look what's happening around the world of entertainment.

Speaker 1 (01:41:20):
You're on the Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (01:41:22):
We're gonna take a quick break more Woody Show.

Speaker 7 (01:41:24):
Next, hang on.

Speaker 2 (01:41:29):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (01:41:30):
We are on the final hour of the Throwback Thursday
edition of The Woody Show. Today, we thank you for
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Where we welcome in. He is the pride of Pacoima.
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Club Turn Up Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls.

Speaker 1 (01:41:54):
I give you DJ Tim Martenay.

Speaker 2 (01:42:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:42:02):
December December.

Speaker 5 (01:42:05):
Yeah, man, we are so we didn't see you last
week for Thanksgiving, but now here it's we got this
week and we have next week and then and.

Speaker 1 (01:42:14):
That's it for the year.

Speaker 8 (01:42:16):
Crazy, Wait, you guys are done.

Speaker 7 (01:42:17):
Yeah, December thirteenth is our last live show of the year.

Speaker 5 (01:42:21):
Wait, I mean, I'm I'm happy for you, guys.

Speaker 1 (01:42:23):
Technically, here's the thing. Here's the thing.

Speaker 5 (01:42:25):
Today is what the fifth Yeah, so yesterday, December fourth,
was the last day of the year that the ratings count.

Speaker 3 (01:42:34):
That's crazy, we can.

Speaker 1 (01:42:39):
Yeah, we are in an.

Speaker 5 (01:42:41):
Unrated period, so nobody cares right now. We are on
an unrated period for the next handful of weeks. And
so that's why like radio stations start playing like all
Christmas stuff. Okay, that's when people start going on their
vacations because people are scattered, you know, crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:42:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:42:59):
So yeah, so we're here, but we're just not sweating anything.
So you know, we're just ca Yeah, we're just like
not caring. So so we can just play an hour
of freestyle music.

Speaker 6 (01:43:10):
Doesn't even matter.

Speaker 1 (01:43:11):
Oh, you're the thing.

Speaker 7 (01:43:12):
We don't want to disappoint the audience. I mean, which
we would never do.

Speaker 5 (01:43:18):
No, I'm saying so anything as long as it wouldn't
upset the audience, we could do whatever the hell we want.
And I would like to ask Woody specifically. We're in
December now, yes, are the holiday? Is the holiday decre Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:43:33):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:43:34):
Did we not cover that?

Speaker 1 (01:43:36):
Yeah? Holiday? That stuff went up the weekend before Thanksgiving?

Speaker 6 (01:43:42):
Wait Thanksgiving?

Speaker 7 (01:43:43):
Yeah, they went up the weekend before Thanksgiving.

Speaker 1 (01:43:46):
We fought this.

Speaker 5 (01:43:47):
We fought this back in early November, and I.

Speaker 7 (01:43:49):
Brought it up on the air. We had a conversation.

Speaker 5 (01:43:54):
Wait, I love that about you, well, Softy, Well, because
it makes sense. There's one less week between Thanksgiving and Christmas,
and we were out of town. We were out of
town for Thanksgiving last week. We went we went to
my in laws, and so we weren't so even if
like typically my wife would decorate, uh you know, the

(01:44:15):
day of Thanksgiving she started getting some stuff out. I'd
have to pull down all the stupid bins and and
things like that. That's which is my only responsibility in
this arena. But then the day after is when she
put the tree up and everything. But because we were
out of town and because it's a week later, she
made the argument. I go, look, all right, I'm not
an unreasonable man, the strict.

Speaker 6 (01:44:39):
But fair and I and I allowed it. I allowed it.

Speaker 1 (01:44:43):
It went up the week it went at the weekend
after Thanksgiving.

Speaker 3 (01:44:46):
Nice, no, But for Thanksgiving, I'm sorry.

Speaker 7 (01:44:48):
Before Thanksgiving my bad.

Speaker 6 (01:44:50):
Yeah, well, I am very proud of you.

Speaker 5 (01:44:53):
Like anti Christmas, I'm anti having to do it number one,
I'm also anti charge of it. I'm also anti too early.
And to me, the Christmas season doesn't begin until Santa
has come. Sene comes down the Thanksgiving Day parade route
for the Mason Thanksgiving Trade and ushers in.

Speaker 1 (01:45:14):
Yeah, that ushers in the Christmas season, Thanksgivings, loot, and
then we'll all cave and all my beliefs go out.

Speaker 9 (01:45:20):
The window and we all get happy a little bit earlier.

Speaker 7 (01:45:25):
And this is why I can't win, guys, Because you can't.

Speaker 5 (01:45:27):
I can't because I'm told sometimes i'm too much of
a hard ass and I'm not flexible and whatever. And
then when I am flexible Christmas starts. When it comes down,
I agree with that. Well, I'm not the only person
that lives in my house, so I got this. Being
the king of my castle, I bent a little bit.

Speaker 9 (01:45:43):
I support this.

Speaker 7 (01:45:44):
I'm not a very flexible person. Uh literally and figuraly.

Speaker 1 (01:45:48):
Well, now we just know that your morals are very flimsy.

Speaker 5 (01:45:52):
Tim, Tim put all his crap up November November, you
know this, going up to the club here on a
throwback Thursday.

Speaker 6 (01:46:02):
What you got this week? Tim?

Speaker 11 (01:46:03):
Nineteen eighty seven? I was in seventh grade. Anyway, we're
going so many stinky pinkies. Oh god, my god? That what?

Speaker 1 (01:46:18):
So many? That's for sure. In nineteen eighty seven, just
a few, we look at them.

Speaker 7 (01:46:23):
We're doing the hair back then stop it a picture
of Tim with hair?

Speaker 5 (01:46:26):
Yeah, dude, we need to post we need to post
a team ar photo with yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:46:34):
While the while the song's playing. Okay, because I know
I have them in our text. I know I have, Yeah,
so I to see that.

Speaker 1 (01:46:39):
I'll have to. I have to show you guys, all right,
what do we got we got? Nineteen eighty seven? Pump
up the volume, Mars, Oh yeah, day, are you home
boys out?

Speaker 11 (01:46:53):
Nail.

Speaker 6 (01:46:55):
This one's for you, all right, up for the club?

Speaker 1 (01:47:00):
Yeah, mars.

Speaker 7 (01:47:01):
Do you guys remember that movie with Christian Slater.

Speaker 1 (01:47:05):
Pomp up the volume and fifty times.

Speaker 7 (01:47:08):
Yeah, and he had a he had a pirate radio
station and nobody knew who he was.

Speaker 1 (01:47:14):
It was so cool.

Speaker 2 (01:47:16):
Good.

Speaker 7 (01:47:16):
Now, did Sammy know the song? Let's take our guesses.
I think she had to have heard this.

Speaker 3 (01:47:22):
I think I'm going to say yes on this one.

Speaker 1 (01:47:24):
I'm going yes.

Speaker 7 (01:47:24):
It also seems like something there might have been like
some kind of like like a jock jam kind of.

Speaker 1 (01:47:31):
Cheerleading thing.

Speaker 5 (01:47:32):
Yeah, there has to be some cheerleading remix.

Speaker 1 (01:47:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:47:35):
I was gonna say no, but it could have definitely
been a cheerleading song.

Speaker 7 (01:47:38):
Okay, so you're going yes, yes, yes, yes, Sammy.

Speaker 6 (01:47:42):
Do you know that song?

Speaker 9 (01:47:43):
No, there's a chance I've heard of But no, I
don't recognize I know.

Speaker 8 (01:47:50):
What you do.

Speaker 5 (01:47:50):
I don't know what she cheered to. Then I know
I have a picture here of a young let's see
Tim Martinez with his wife now wife Veronica. Yeah, this
is something they they posted on what that Tim posted
on her fiftieth birthday? Look at these sexy people? Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:48:13):
Hair, So you get it.

Speaker 2 (01:48:15):
Damn.

Speaker 1 (01:48:16):
That's a great Tim Tim got it, Tim, Tim got it.

Speaker 5 (01:48:23):
I was gonna say, this is that's around the this
is around the six Flags time.

Speaker 7 (01:48:28):
Really, this is when you were in Master swordsman. Oh yeah,
oh you could tell.

Speaker 3 (01:48:35):
Yeah. You can see the little twinkle in his eyes.

Speaker 7 (01:48:37):
Like bourbon dude, like dude he was he was slaying.

Speaker 3 (01:48:42):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:48:42):
So yeah, I mean there's hair full hair, there is
DJ Tim Yeah, yeah, I just got to see it. Tim,
one more week, Let's do it. I see you next week.

Speaker 1 (01:48:56):
Boila wouldn't approve the show.

Speaker 7 (01:49:00):
Well, let's wrap up and get out of here. I'm
gonna make this quick, Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:49:04):
Thursday Morning Podcast it's available for you on the woodieshow
dot com. You can check it out there for Throwback Thursday. Today,
we went over that list of the best glam metal songs,
not our list. We were just kind of going over
it and see if we agreed or disagreed with a
lot of fun songs in there.

Speaker 7 (01:49:20):
You guys always love these music lists that we go.

Speaker 5 (01:49:23):
Through, training, news headlines, brand new, redneck news, that and
more on the Thursday Podcast. Tomorrow is Friday, came on
for you Tomorrow. We've got the fail Stories. Also the Duyq.
That'll be our dumbass contest for your chance to win
some stuff. Anything that we need to do to get
through the morning into the weekend as quickly as possible.

(01:49:44):
And I got a flight to catch, so that will
happen for sure. All Right tomorrow Friday here on the
Woody Show. And if you got for us the meantime,
you can leave on the after hours voicemail eight seven
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(01:50:04):
words of wisdom, please, Yeah, when in doubt, just look intelligent.

Speaker 3 (01:50:11):
Yeah, fake it.

Speaker 5 (01:50:12):
I mean a lot of people do the fake it.
Ty you make it dressed for the job you want,
not the job that you got.

Speaker 1 (01:50:17):
Yeah, that's a thing.

Speaker 5 (01:50:18):
Yeah, there's all kinds of tricks to make people think
that you're cooler than you are. We employ those every day.
Yeah around here. All right, Thank you very much, Greg Gory,
Thank you so much for giving the Woodies Show some
of your valuable time this morning. You know, love it,
Appreciate you for that. Rest of you guys can suck it.
We'll catch you back here on Friday. Have a great day.

Speaker 1 (01:50:37):
SMD double M.

Speaker 3 (01:50:38):
Quit this bitch.