The Woody Show July 30th 2024 Podcast

Morgan's "Bush or Bare", Employee of the Month Nominees, News Headlines & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is the dude to the graphic nature of this program?

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listen to this question. Is it lies?

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Shows.

Speaker 4 (00:24):
The Woody Show Insensitivity.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
Training Class is now in session.

Speaker 4 (00:43):
Hey, good morning everybody. Today's Tuesday. It is July the thirtieth,
twenty twenty four. Hello and welcome. Thank you for being here.
It's another exciting edition of The Woody Show. What that is?
Greig Gory? Hi wood Men, good morning to you. Good
morning Woody.

Speaker 2 (01:01):
How are you.

Speaker 4 (01:02):
I'm doing fantastic, Thanks you, Frank, Thanks Franz. Compelling. So
I'm throwing I'm throwing off. Yeah, yeah, that is correct. Yes,
we've got Sammy, Marny Bort is here, Caroline's here. They're
holding things down the Woody Show production department. Morgan, our
associate producer, is here, as is our our video producer, Vaughn.

(01:22):
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Woody hit
us up with a text over to two to nine
eight seven. Uh. Speaking of Morgan coming up on the show,
toy it's a brand new game that we're gonna play.
It was Morgan's idea when we had our brainstory meeting.
We have a little meeting every week to kind of
discuss what's coming up for some ideas for you know,
the shows that are coming up. And she said, I
got this game called bush or Bear. Yeah, and uh

(01:45):
so she'll go around and then she'll talk to different people,
different different women, and then we're gonna hear a little
bit about them and try to guess are they rocking
a bush or are they bear? Now, I do have like,
what if it's like a like what if it's like
an in between you know what I mean, like it's.

Speaker 5 (01:58):
Uh, you know, it would be bush, so partial credit
because it wouldn't be bear.

Speaker 4 (02:03):
Yeah, okay, Yeah, I meant to ask, uh yeah, I
meant to ask more flies bush not a tiny, little but.

Speaker 6 (02:12):
Shrimmed bear implies nothing.

Speaker 4 (02:15):
Yep. Okay. So even if it's like a landing strip,
that's still bush. That's still bush. We have a bush,
all right?

Speaker 7 (02:21):
All right?

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Well, anyway, we're gonna play for the first time a
little bit later. Also, we're gonna need your nominees for
the Woody Show Employee of the Month for the month
of July.

Speaker 5 (02:28):
Wait, what if the top is still a bear, but
like the bottom is all is like you know, the
goo cherry is all great?

Speaker 4 (02:35):
Yeah, what if they got like a hairy buddle or something.
What if they didn't, if the top's bear but then there's.

Speaker 8 (02:39):
No Brazilian right right out of control, right crazy?

Speaker 4 (02:45):
Yeah, that's a good one. Bort will be in for
the board report. He keeps track of all the dumb stuff.
He gets all the good gossip from around the building
about the dumb stuff that people do around here. And
so he's got that little game as to, uh, guess
what this stupid employee did. And he has been asked
to come up since we have the employee of the month,
who's the worst employee of the month and who best

(03:08):
to award that?

Speaker 9 (03:09):
Then?

Speaker 4 (03:09):
Bort? Yeah, true. So that plus some of the trending
news headlines, and we'll find out what's happening in the
world of entertainment. We've got the Birthday's porn of Birthday.
I'll come up this hour here on the Woody Show.

Speaker 10 (03:20):
Again.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
Phones are open if you'd like to call in eight
seven seven forty four. What he hit us up with
the text over to two to nine eighty seven. You
can find us on social media at the Woodies Show
and then of course email email at the woodieshow dot com.
Got a couple of emails here, starting with this one.
This is from Laney Morgan's Random Thoughts. So we just
had Morgan's random thoughts the other day because she has
a bunch of those. Had a few myself. So Sammy

(03:45):
is into astrology and mentioned that the eclipse would have
an effect for people from on people for months. Yes, Sammy,
did the Founding Fathers start wars because mercury was in retrograde?
Or they're because of their sign.

Speaker 6 (04:00):
Not because of mercury retrograde.

Speaker 4 (04:01):
It didn't affect anything back then because there wasn't technology.

Speaker 11 (04:04):
Well, but that's not how well, but it's that still
affects communication and.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
Stuff like that. Yeah, Tony express morse.

Speaker 12 (04:12):
Code right, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 4 (04:16):
Another one of Laney's random thoughts here and Halloween. When
someone's light is off, I immediately think they're a sex
offender because they're not allowed to pass out candy.

Speaker 8 (04:24):
I thought that hand out.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:26):
I don't know what happened to them being like old grumps.

Speaker 8 (04:29):
I know, yeah, yeah, no go straight to sex.

Speaker 4 (04:32):
This one said. I googled serial killer dwarfs and there
was one in Brazil four foot two, killed like twenty people.
They called him Chucky hmmm. I wonder how he pulled
that off. I'm four eleven and I would struggle with
every day and I just struggle with every day things. Also,
do you think a short person is the one who
invented stilts? I think I could google it, but I'm
just asking. That's from uh, that's from Laney.

Speaker 8 (04:55):
It's more fun to just wonder than to google something.
Thank you, Laney.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
How about this one hoy Woody show. This is from Kevin.
Since Frisco struck out with Sammy, I thought I'd take
an at bat and see what she thinks about me.
By oh good, she and the crew can all give
an honest rating. All right, So there we go. See
these guys are looking for honest ratings, so you can
be honest and then Greg, please I will be. I

(05:19):
don't know. I don't consider her to be a cougar.
That's where she got offended by that last time. Very upset. Yes,
I have a job. I think Sammy is incoherently hilarious
with her DUIQ and input to the show, and I
like how she has stuck to her opinions on things,
even though Sea Bass and others paint a perfectly clear
picture of reason on things. That's a great slam, sir,

(05:42):
I appreciate that. Yeah, let's see, I think you're funny.
Talk more some things about me. I'm thirty years old,
I'm five foot ten. I like animals. I grew up
a farmer, milking and raising cows for the family business.
I'm a UFC, MLB and NFL fan. I was a
Patriots fan during the Tom Brady Bill Belichick era, mainly

(06:03):
because they won and I bet with sports. I enjoy
sipping bud Lights on Saturday watching football and like to
go out with friends. I agree Glenn Pale looks like
a rat face smushed face.

Speaker 3 (06:16):
Bro.

Speaker 4 (06:18):
Yes, he's hitting you. Also, I think the astrological signs
are a sham. But for the record, I was born
in late July, so I think I'm a cucumber or whatever. See,
he's funny.

Speaker 6 (06:29):
Late July would be a Leah, he'sgging.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
I wouldn't be opposed to matching pajamas, but I'm a
boxers to bed kind of guy. My hobbies are golfing,
going to sporting events, putting my shopping card back, and
donating time at the local soup kitchen. All right, sorry,
I'm not a cheater, Sammy. That might be a deal break.
Here's some pictures, let me know, an honest rating. Thanks
that is from Kevin. Kevin.

Speaker 5 (06:53):
A lot of good nags in there, and he sounds
like a very basic, boring guy, which I do. I'm
not to say this is a slam, but I think
that is appealed the same.

Speaker 4 (07:00):
Oh well, looking at this guy. Okay, I'm gonna hold
my I'm gonna hold my opinion until.

Speaker 6 (07:03):
Okay, I'm gonna say.

Speaker 11 (07:04):
What I don't appreciate about already is that he was
a bandwag Patriots fan, and I don't like that. Oh
I was there for the Tom Brady period of time
and then I'm gone, and I wasn't there before that.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
No, thanks, Yeah, well that's why he's so basic. He's
basically Nomar Garciapara was, and he was like a major
figure in Red Sox history. That name went like right
and from like old timy days. That's from like the
two thousands prime.

Speaker 6 (07:32):
Yeah right, but I okay.

Speaker 4 (07:34):
Okay, right.

Speaker 11 (07:35):
I mean, so I have like sure periods of time
where like I can be really into the particular sport,
know everyone on the team, and then other periods of
time where I'm.

Speaker 4 (07:43):
Busy, for instance.

Speaker 11 (07:45):
Good yeah, anyway, okay, okay, okay, you're ready in my
life not.

Speaker 4 (07:51):
But all right, Greg, here we go, and I get
I have some thoughts about this one. That's him. Okay, yeah,
there toddlers with him. There's with kids.

Speaker 6 (08:03):
Show that that's one too hard.

Speaker 4 (08:06):
Here, maybe he's an uncle. Here's another one. There's another
picture of him right there, short brown hair, good thing,
he's a he's a pizza place here.

Speaker 13 (08:13):
Beard, he has five energy yeah, and the tops fading fast.

Speaker 4 (08:18):
Now I will say, go ahead, what do you think
before I say what I say? On a scale of
one to ten, he's asking for an honest rating.

Speaker 6 (08:27):
Oh yeah, five or six five or so?

Speaker 4 (08:32):
I thought she was gonna go four, four, five or
six five. I'll go five, ye, Greg, Gory for.

Speaker 8 (08:40):
Me personally, you know my motto. If he's brown, I'm
going down. Yeah, this guy is not not brown. Just
a standard for me personally.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
Well, you're working on he's working on the Pepsi truck here.
That's a better picture. But i'd go free Pepsi though
a better picture, Greg, Yeah, he does a bad job. Yeah, No,
I would go what do you think?

Speaker 10 (09:06):
For me?

Speaker 4 (09:06):
Personally?

Speaker 8 (09:08):
Kevin might be the nicest guy in the world of three.

Speaker 4 (09:11):
The three right over here, when you're using your own
personal taste normal, But I don't want to bang it.
But I can say regular. I can say he's a
five out of ten.

Speaker 5 (09:21):
Yeah, I think Kevin is Kevin is the definition of us,
of an average dude. He's a definition of right.

Speaker 4 (09:27):
He's not ugly. You know, here's the thing when I
when I look at him, I get I get vibes
of Sammy's ex husband.

Speaker 6 (09:34):
He does not look at my husband.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
Really, I don't know what I wish. I wish I
had a picture. Whatever picture my wife showed me. Of
course she's snooping this guy. Well, no, because she was,
you know, she was curious and.

Speaker 6 (09:47):
Showed I think I've shown her pictures of him.

Speaker 8 (09:49):
You ever watched Queer Eye for great guy. He looks
like the style guy, the guy that redoes the houses.

Speaker 4 (09:55):
Yeah, and he had a couple of cakes.

Speaker 11 (09:57):
But I think the point about this guy is he's
a five because he can go either way depending on personality.
Like he's very middle of the road, and then if
he has a good personality when you're hanging out with him,
it can bump him up. If he has a bad personality,
he can really bump him down.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (10:13):
Nice guy's like super fun to be around. Yeah, he
could maybe level up to a seven.

Speaker 4 (10:17):
Years he's JD vance kind of yeah, but candidate. Yeah,
round hair.

Speaker 5 (10:26):
He's living a married, suburban dad lifestyle. But he's not
married or he's probably suburban. He's not quite there yet.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
What Kevin summery buddy, Yeah, well you know what, he
he shot his shot.

Speaker 5 (10:37):
Yeah, you know, if he if he hit the gym
a little bit, I think he can get into Sammy's range.

Speaker 4 (10:43):
What was it about him? Was it his body or
his face? Which one was? Which one was less appealing?

Speaker 6 (10:52):
His body?

Speaker 4 (10:52):
His body? Yeah, I wouldn't hurt to hit the propiche. Yeah,
well do you have a guy? I mean, don't get
all right? Eight seven seven forty four Woodie hit us
with a text over to two two nine eight seven emails.
Clearly we get those email at the woodieshow dot com.
I hope these keep coming. We're gonna take a quick break. Yeah,

(11:14):
Greg likes all this rating. Stuff's fun. Yeah, more Woody
shows next, Hang up, the show will be right back. Hey,
it's Man's check out.

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Speaker 4 (11:39):
All right, so one person is going to be the
human cornhole?

Speaker 7 (11:42):
Is a human corn hole?

Speaker 4 (11:43):
Cocktail weenie?

Speaker 8 (11:50):
Okay, that one rolled off his chin off his.

Speaker 4 (11:53):
Face show and we're into another new hour insensitivity training
for a politically correct world. It's Tuesday morning. Yeah, it's
July the thirtieth, twenty twenty four. Woody Greg, Good morning Menace. Hi,

(12:14):
there's seed bass. We got Sammy phones are open eight
seven to seven forty four Wooding text two to nine
eight seven. So yeah. Team USA added eight more medals
at the Olympics yesterday. No Golds silver and bronze, and
skateboarding silver and bronze, and women's swimming to bronze medals
and men's swimming the bronze and men's fencing and the

(12:35):
men's gymnastics team took bronze in the team event. Ended
the day still leading in the overall medal count with twenty,
but sixth place in the gold medal count with three.
And that's your Olympic update. That's the most Olympic coverage
I've caught. You didn't mention whose number one in gold? China? Japan? Oh, Japan. Yeah, yeah,

(12:55):
you're gonna get the daily mission. So this French diver,
I figured you'd be interested in this man's actually Greg
Manas and Sam would be interested in this Jules Boyer.
He's gone viral and it's not to do anything with
his diving. It's the size of the bulge in his

(13:16):
swim trunks. His name is proper. I get see this lucky,
I know, right? Yeah?

Speaker 11 (13:23):
Do you think that's the reason he became a swimmer
just so that you'd wear this?

Speaker 4 (13:27):
I don't know. I would just be wearing a speedo
all the time. I know, yeah. I mean, so, Sammy
rate this guy on a scale one ten t he's
a ten even with the face and everything, Like, what
do you.

Speaker 6 (13:36):
Think you can't really see his face because it's like
from the.

Speaker 4 (13:38):
Side, he's not a bad looking dude.

Speaker 6 (13:40):
No, he's not bad looking.

Speaker 4 (13:40):
He's probably an eight, an eight, I think Greg I
think he's a nine.

Speaker 8 (13:46):
I would say between them, I would say nine point five.

Speaker 12 (13:48):
At nine point type though.

Speaker 4 (13:50):
Yeah he is. Yeah, yeah, just look up his name.
You'll see Jules j u l E s Boyer b
o U y e R.

Speaker 8 (13:58):
Let me see if that just comes right up Jewel yep,
and that comes bulge.

Speaker 4 (14:03):
I don't think you need to do that now.

Speaker 6 (14:05):
Yeah, he looks so young.

Speaker 4 (14:07):
He is.

Speaker 8 (14:10):
He's twenty two and you're cougar, way too young for you, Yeah,
way too young some of the Yeah, okay, that's I
see why that went viral.

Speaker 4 (14:22):
Who texted you that first? Was it Mike the show
killer or our boss?

Speaker 15 (14:25):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (14:26):
Yeah, check out this guy. Let's not give him the
credit of being our boss. He's I don't know, really,
how do we even indicate what he is? Uh? He's
the program director of one of our stations. Certainly not
our boss, but I mean he wasn't our boss when
he was the program director.

Speaker 8 (14:42):
Of ours real you know, but you're not wrong this guy.
I would wear a speedo too the office, Yeah, to
the grocery store to.

Speaker 6 (14:52):
Pick a profession that involves the speedo.

Speaker 4 (14:54):
Yeah, you will be a diver. Snoop Dogg's been everywhere.
He did the torch thing. Right now, he's uh doing
a lot of commentating, so people are sharing this video
of him. He's doing commentary during this badminton match between
the US and China. Here it is, Oh, I love
this badmint right here.

Speaker 9 (15:11):
This is a great rally right here between China and
the US.

Speaker 4 (15:14):
Right here. As you see it, don't stop to the
cash to drop.

Speaker 16 (15:16):
They rocket and rolling.

Speaker 4 (15:17):
Back and forth. Give me that, No, I need that.
Nope over here? No over there?

Speaker 16 (15:21):
What about over there?

Speaker 4 (15:22):
Nope? What about there?

Speaker 2 (15:22):
No, give me that. I need that that too. No.

Speaker 4 (15:25):
Sit absolutely, get out way up in the sky now
damn back up over there now over here, get out
the way I need that, dude. That was a good point.
This is a very different brand of badminton from what
I remember playing as a kid. I know. I actually
got an award in Pe for badminton. Yeah really, I

(15:46):
was a really good server master on the shuttlecock. Yeah.
I like people. Cann't like recox master menace. People can
respond to my serves. Really.

Speaker 17 (15:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
So did you see any video from this badminton mixed up?

Speaker 8 (16:00):
I've watched zero frames of the Olympics so far.

Speaker 2 (16:02):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (16:02):
I don't know how anybody uh well, I saw this,
I saw this clip, but I don't know how anybody
can return anything in badminton or like a you know,
a professional ping pong. It's so fast rules, dude, everything
in badminton is just like a slam for sure, and like,

(16:25):
I don't know how to keep any rally going.

Speaker 8 (16:27):
I have a terrible badminton memory. When I was in
eighth grade, I was we were playing badminton. It was
I think, is it always two against two? Is it
always double?

Speaker 4 (16:37):
Okay? So I was used to have more at the
family reunion, but you know, but like an Olympic stuff,
I think, Yeah, official was.

Speaker 8 (16:43):
Two on two and I was playing with my friend
Greg and I went for the shuttlecock as he was
going for the shuttlecock and I swung whacked him in
the face with the racket, and all of a sudden,
blood everywhere. It lacerated his eyebrow and he needed to
be taken to the hospital for stick. And I felt
so injured.

Speaker 4 (17:02):
A lot of people when they were young.

Speaker 8 (17:03):
Uh only him and my brother.

Speaker 4 (17:05):
Yeah, via throwing more than me, You guys, Bush seems
to be making a comeback. Who Yeah, I love that
band live. They're so good moving on from Olympic stuff. Sorry. Yeah.
Earlier this year at the Grammy's Doja Cat showed up
in this dress that clearly showed off for Bush. Oh

(17:25):
and then, uh, what do you think I was talking
about the Bandvin Rossdale. Yeah, they never went away. Yeah,
it's gonna bring up Bush the band randomly, way more
likely than I'm bringing up Bush as in Bush. Yeah. Bush.
Then a few months later, at the New York Fashion Wig,
Julia Fox wearing bikini bottoms of a quote hyper realist
labia and pubic hair whatever. What's hyper realist labia mean?

(17:48):
Hyper realist labia? Yeah, And now salon owners are saying
that more and more women are choosing to quote go
Bush or just requesting minor waxes or cleanups as a
posed to you know, full wood floors. H I wonder
And so we sent Morgan out there, and Morgan has

(18:09):
a game that we're going to do this hour. It's
called Bush or Bear.

Speaker 12 (18:13):
Yeah, you could say I went on Bush Patrol.

Speaker 4 (18:15):
Yeah, where she was talking to ladies and then you know,
asking just some random questions like we've done with some
of the other things, and then using our gut instinct
to that point, we've got to try to guess are
they bush or bear? Okay, okay, now for the for
the for the context here, what if it's in between, Yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:36):
I.

Speaker 4 (18:38):
Trimmed. Yeah, if there's anything there that's bush. Yeah, so
even like a landing strip, that's a bushy because bear
is nothing bear. Yeah, that's true. And any hair is
bush all right, that's yeah, fair enough. And ladies, just
in case you're wondering how his fellows like you to
keep your bush looking, here are some stats from a
new survey from a company called NADS. I've heard of nadwever. Yeah,

(19:01):
fort of men say they prefer a woman with a
Bermuda triangle, so that's trimmed hair and wax sides, okay.
Seventeen percent said they like a landing strip, fifteen percent
like a little heart shape, and twelve percent said they,
you know, prefer full on Brazilian like no hair at all.
Notice nobody said full bush. I know.

Speaker 8 (19:23):
See when I think full bush, that's just out of control.

Speaker 4 (19:26):
Yeah, right, it goes up to like the belly button. Oh,
I remember we watched that sex ed video in school
where they were showing a woman given birth and this
lady had a full bush. It went all the way
up to her belly button and then down past the vagina,
like all over the taint to the back door. Oh yeah,

(19:53):
yeah dude, it went all the way up.

Speaker 8 (19:55):
Yeah, yeah, sick. I think I almost fainted during that video.

Speaker 4 (19:58):
I think you also got to be like in your
twenty used to get away with the heart shaped pubes. Yeah,
that's embarrassing, right.

Speaker 3 (20:05):
It reminds me of those little stickers that well I
used to tan back in the days, that they'd give
you like ears or the.

Speaker 4 (20:11):
Little heart cool and yeah. Girls would put it like,
you know, just above their mound, like maybe on their
mound somewhere, and yeah, and then they go tanning and
then uh, you know when you see it, you're like, yeah,
it's like a cute. Yeah, bring that back.

Speaker 8 (20:28):
Yeah, if you have a heart shape, is somebody else
doing that for you? It seems like that would be
kind of you can own.

Speaker 6 (20:37):
That would be very hard to do, you.

Speaker 12 (20:38):
Think, I think, so, yes, well you make it back.

Speaker 4 (20:41):
You can't draw an upside down heart, like right now,
drawing upside down heart. I mean I could, but I
mean we're talking about with razors and you don't want
to go quickly, but if you have, I guess, but
I mean.

Speaker 11 (20:52):
Has bad eye looking more like a button than I anticipated.

Speaker 4 (20:59):
Upside on hard, just drawing upside down hard, right, yes,
all right, I'll show you.

Speaker 8 (21:05):
I think it would be difficult to do it on yourself.

Speaker 4 (21:08):
You're he you held up to me, So that's right
side up right, This is what it looked like. That's
what I'm looking for.

Speaker 8 (21:12):
Yeah, yeah, an upside down.

Speaker 4 (21:15):
So yeah, that was See that would work, It would
But I.

Speaker 6 (21:18):
Mean, would you if you saw a girl like that,
be like.

Speaker 12 (21:21):
Oh cute I.

Speaker 4 (21:24):
Turning that down. I'm psyched with pretty much anything within reason.
You know, even if it was full bush, as long
as it wasn't up to that belly button, that could
be fine.

Speaker 8 (21:34):
And I'm sure that's pretty rare.

Speaker 4 (21:35):
Oh yeah, I mean if it was like some hippy
dippy granola chick who doesn't shave her armpits or her legs,
full bush, just.

Speaker 13 (21:42):
Doing that as a statement, right right. I mean, but
if it's full like I mean, you power through, But
then there's definitely a conversation later.

Speaker 4 (21:52):
Like hey, you know what, So there's a guy in
the news. He's a retired art teacher. His name is Keith.
He's ninety years years old. Oh and speaking of bush,
she has maintained like a legitimate hedge. We're not talking
about pubes. This is like a hedge outside of his house,
shaped like a naked woman. Wow, he's even nay impressive.
He's had this outside of his house for twenty years, okay,

(22:15):
and he's named her Gloria. Gloria Gloria the Hedge, the
naked hedge lady, and people climb on her, pretend to
have relations with this with his hedge, and Keith has
just remained committed to his project. He says, I'm ninety now,
but fairly physically, okay, So I'm gonna keep her going.

(22:35):
She's not going anywhere. People just you know, like the
smile and take pictures when they see Gloria the Naked Hedge.

Speaker 8 (22:43):
I'm pleasantly surprised that neighbors aren't complaining.

Speaker 4 (22:46):
Well, I mean, he's been doing it for over twenty years,
and he's like the cute little old man's ninety, you know,
like great, I would think you would think it was funny,
but not in your neighborhood.

Speaker 8 (22:56):
Yeah, I mean, it's impressive to see I just looked
it up. Yeah, it's got sunglasses.

Speaker 4 (23:03):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (23:04):
In this one you can really see more of it,
and he's got a necklace on her.

Speaker 4 (23:08):
That one looks nice, incredible if you look it up,
look up, you know, look up a man shaped hedge
into naked lady.

Speaker 8 (23:17):
Yeah, I did retired art teacher naked Lady hedge. Is
it on the mirror website? It's on a ton of them,
but that's where I saw it. Okay, Yeah, it's on
a ton of them.

Speaker 12 (23:27):
Yeah, you can just hit Google image.

Speaker 4 (23:28):
Yeah, that's pretty good. Some of those guys are really good. Yeah,
that on the wood carving people. Yeah, not to use
like a super dated reference, but like remember in Edward Scissorhands,
Like the people in the neighborhood were really impressed by
Johnny Depp's Edward Scissorhand character, just you know, he was
able to some really cool, intricate stuff. Then he started

(23:49):
doing haircuts, right, yea super fast, you know, impressed really
really fast. All right, So, uh, Morgan, this game, where
were you that you were talking to these people?

Speaker 12 (24:00):
I was outside of one of my friend's apartment complexes.

Speaker 4 (24:03):
Just talking to random people.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
Yeah, I went outside of the apartment company the lobby area.

Speaker 4 (24:07):
Yeah, hey you if I talk to you about your
bush and I might.

Speaker 6 (24:11):
See you again next time I'm there.

Speaker 3 (24:13):
That's the problem is, I didn't want to ruin the
question ahead of time, so I'm just like, hey, can
I ask you some questions?

Speaker 12 (24:18):
So they didn't know, you know, the bush question was coming.

Speaker 4 (24:21):
Yeah, a little off guard there, but all right, so again,
well we'll get some We'll get some questions, and then
just using our gut instinct, we'll have to try to
guess are they bush or bear? All right, I'm looking
at this thing and somebody just texted us. I want
to say, this might help you out, Sammy. Okay, oh yeah,
look at this. Okay, so Walmart cells it's called go
FJ Women Heart Shape Triangle Pubic hair Shaver.

Speaker 8 (24:45):
So it's like a look at this thing, like a
little template.

Speaker 4 (24:47):
Yeah, it's a template and like you sit it over
your pubes, right, so it keeps it keeps the hair.
There's a bunch of different like a little like razor things,
so you can like cut around.

Speaker 6 (25:00):
It's kind of like a cookie cutter.

Speaker 4 (25:01):
Yeah, and it goes for fourteen dollars and sixty eight
cents at Walmart. The three different shapes. Yeah, the bikini
trimmer Intimate shaver tool. Yeah, look it up, go FJ
women Heart triangle shaped pubic hair razor, Bikini trimmer Intimate
shavor tool.

Speaker 6 (25:18):
I'm glad somebody made this. There was a need for it.

Speaker 4 (25:20):
Yeah, exactly, because I think Heart would be difficult. Walmart,
they got everything.

Speaker 13 (25:24):
Yeah, if you scroll down lower, there's actually like a
lightning bolt one Harry Potter and then a moon one.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
We'll play Morgan's bush or bear. What does a size
magrapher study the size?

Speaker 7 (25:40):
Yeah, migrapher, my mom, there's a job.

Speaker 4 (25:46):
He loves earthquakes and venuses, thinking about both constantly.

Speaker 2 (25:55):
Show.

Speaker 4 (25:56):
I will see how we do. Morgan was outside of
her apartment complex and she was talking to some of
the ladies, some of the residents.

Speaker 12 (26:07):
Yeah, creeping them out, basically.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
Creep them out away from the main office, come out
and be like hey, uh some calls.

Speaker 3 (26:14):
One of the ladies I actually spoke to was one
of the property people.

Speaker 4 (26:18):
Really wow square.

Speaker 3 (26:20):
She didn't get on to me, so I don't know
if she came out because she was getting reports of
a creep in the lobby or what.

Speaker 4 (26:26):
Yeah, there's a woman in the lobby asking people if
they had the bush or they're there, Can you go
check on that please? I tend to go, you know,
pass our home to write exactly what.

Speaker 12 (26:36):
I can't do that outside of my apartment.

Speaker 4 (26:38):
I guess this is the new style of dude crapper
you eat kind of thing.

Speaker 12 (26:41):
Yeah, yeah, I traveled like thirty minutes.

Speaker 2 (26:43):
Story.

Speaker 4 (26:44):
All right, So just a bunch of random questions. Yeah,
we're gonna then use our gut instinct to try to
figure out if the woman that Morgan's been talking to
is bush or bear. Now, we determined, or we agreed
upon if they have any kind of evenif that's like
a trim or some kind of like a landing strip
or heart like we were talking about, that would count

(27:06):
as bush. It would have to be wood floors. Yeah,
for it to be considered bear, any hair at all
that you might think they have go bush? Okay, right, yeah,
all right, let's see. Let's go to the first person.
Who is this person?

Speaker 7 (27:20):
What's your name? My name is Laura.

Speaker 4 (27:22):
How old are you?

Speaker 7 (27:22):
I'm thirty eight, thirty eight. What do you do? I
am a property manager?

Speaker 3 (27:27):
Okay, what's your favorite thing to do on the weekend,
just chill.

Speaker 7 (27:33):
You know, after I run my errands, get grocery shopping done,
and you know, like to read a book, do a puzzle.

Speaker 1 (27:39):
I don't know.

Speaker 7 (27:40):
Are you single or taken? Take in for how long?
Long term?

Speaker 4 (27:44):
Short term?

Speaker 7 (27:45):
Short term? Okay? What's your favorite food? Favorite food? I
really like tacos. One last question for you? Are you
Bush or Bear?

Speaker 16 (27:54):
Down there?

Speaker 4 (27:55):
All right? Well, I have a thought because she doesn't
really do much and something like you goes out much. Yeah,
you know, books and what was the other thing? She
puzzle books and puzzles. So this is she really lets
her legs go for a while.

Speaker 8 (28:12):
Yeah, that's very analog.

Speaker 13 (28:14):
Yeah, but she's in a relationship, but it's still new,
like if it's if it was longer.

Speaker 4 (28:20):
Yeah, Bush for sure.

Speaker 3 (28:22):
But that's something that happens. Girls get more comfortable and
they get bushier as the real right.

Speaker 4 (28:28):
I think in general there's not as much effort.

Speaker 8 (28:31):
Exactly when you first meet somebody, you're doing your bad.

Speaker 12 (28:35):
Yeah, the heart seems to fade after time.

Speaker 4 (28:38):
Yeah, all right, let's get some guesses. Greg Gory Bush
or Bear for Laura.

Speaker 8 (28:45):
Yeah, I don't know why. It's given me a Bush
impression for the books and the puzzles. So I'm gonna
say bush, okay.

Speaker 4 (28:53):
Uh menace the slight vocal fry is giving me bear Bear.

Speaker 8 (28:59):
Yeah, there's a little bit kind of sounded like that
HG TV chip.

Speaker 4 (29:02):
She did what I was thinking too by a hair though, yeah,
not a whole no hair property man.

Speaker 9 (29:08):
All right.

Speaker 4 (29:09):
So Greg says bush, Mena says Bear. Sammy, I think
bear Bear. I'm going bush again. The books and the
puzzle thing. Yeah, that can throw you off though. She'll
just be saying that. Let's find out about Laura.

Speaker 7 (29:21):
Are you bush or bear down there?

Speaker 11 (29:24):
I mean bear some places and bush and others.

Speaker 7 (29:30):
Catch my drift.

Speaker 4 (29:34):
A heart, get something something. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (29:37):
And at that point she was a little taken back
by the question, like, oh no, I'm just going to
be my last.

Speaker 8 (29:44):
So what are we going with her?

Speaker 4 (29:45):
Then she's got some hair, okay, so it's bush. Yeah, Greg,
we got a point. I know we won that round.
Yeah we did sweet all right. This is bush or
Bear And this next woman's name is June.

Speaker 7 (29:58):
June.

Speaker 3 (29:58):
How old are you, Where are you from outside of Chicago?
What's your favorite thing to do on the weekends?

Speaker 18 (30:05):
Oh?

Speaker 19 (30:06):
I really enjoy writing, reading, sketching and being with my
boyfriend and watching. Oh I am on a big TBS
kick right now, and I watch a bunch of frontline documentaries.

Speaker 4 (30:17):
Obsessed, obsessed, lock me in already, Oh my god, the
most boring.

Speaker 12 (30:24):
They were walking through minute afternoon in the weekend.

Speaker 3 (30:26):
And she's very excited.

Speaker 6 (30:31):
You're so excited.

Speaker 4 (30:32):
About the average person lives menace not like this. I
don't know, think you'd be people. Please text me seven.
Our listeners are people?

Speaker 12 (30:42):
Yeah, stays home on the weekend.

Speaker 4 (30:44):
No, no playing puzzles. I'm saying I think No, I'm saying,
but I think the average person is a lot more
boring than you think.

Speaker 12 (30:51):
Yes, I think a.

Speaker 4 (30:53):
Person is not always at the club, going to concerts
and going on. I think the average person is way
more boring than you think. Because you can't sit still.
I think you are in the minority man.

Speaker 3 (31:05):
Although this girl was in her twenties though, so to
say that you read and write on the weekends in
the twenties, I get where you're coming.

Speaker 11 (31:11):
And she was also excited about it. It seemed like
she got energy from her PBOs.

Speaker 7 (31:18):
Your friend was saying, how long have you been with
your boyfriend?

Speaker 19 (31:22):
Over a year.

Speaker 7 (31:23):
Who's your favorite musical artist.

Speaker 19 (31:24):
On any given day be Nora Jones, John Prine, Johnny Cash,
bus Work.

Speaker 7 (31:29):
And then you said you're a writer, what do you write?

Speaker 19 (31:32):
I actually have a novel published. It's kind of like
a sapphic coming of age story that takes place on
the coast.

Speaker 3 (31:40):
Friend, Okay, can you define saphik for my coworker who
won't know what that means?

Speaker 19 (31:45):
WLW loving women type.

Speaker 7 (31:48):
Of you were so lesbian?

Speaker 13 (31:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 19 (31:49):
Well yeah, I mean I personally don't put labels on things.
I think people can just do whatever they want to do,
So I wouldn't say lesbian. I would just say there's
some a little bit of risque.

Speaker 7 (32:00):
Scenes in there. Oh okay.

Speaker 3 (32:02):
My last question for you then is do you keep
it bush or bear bush?

Speaker 4 (32:07):
Bush? Full Bush?

Speaker 8 (32:10):
How did I not know the words?

Speaker 12 (32:11):
I didn't either.

Speaker 4 (32:14):
She's she's an artsy person sketching. Yes, Bob Dylan. Bob
Dylan's one of her favorites. She's twenty seven. Yeah, this
is very kind of crunchy Vanola, that crunchy granola vibe
and getting a hundred. Yeah, this is Wolverine for sure.

Speaker 3 (32:30):
Yeah, team, which is crazy because she's a cute looking girl.
I would never see her in public and be like,
oh yeah, keep it hairy.

Speaker 4 (32:36):
You know what was her style? Like the dress wise, like,
was she trendy? Was she kind of?

Speaker 5 (32:41):
Not?

Speaker 2 (32:41):
Really?

Speaker 3 (32:42):
She had like beige colors on flowy you know, shorts
and a T shirt.

Speaker 4 (32:47):
So nothing special. Greg Bush Bush, Menace Bush, Sammy Bush
Bush Sa sweep for Bush on June. Let's see if
we're right.

Speaker 7 (32:58):
Do you keep it bush or bear.

Speaker 4 (33:01):
In general?

Speaker 19 (33:03):
We'll say bear what we can of a shrub in there?

Speaker 3 (33:07):
Yeah, so I think she just doesn't upkeep all the time.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
But she said general bear in general in general bear. Yeah,
that's a bear. We watch that?

Speaker 8 (33:17):
Yeah, damn it incongruous with her personality.

Speaker 12 (33:21):
H right, took us judging people by their love.

Speaker 4 (33:24):
Here's a tech seven three too. I'm the same age
as June. My ideal weekend is to be home with
my kids and my boyfriend watching movies. Have another four
one another one from the four one two. We are
all boring, man, it's lower your bar. How about this one?
Morgan found a twenty seven year old that's fifty. Yeah,
there's a Samy.

Speaker 12 (33:40):
You want to number?

Speaker 4 (33:41):
Yeah, six O three, says On average. I take my
wife out to eat twice a month, and we mostly
just hang out at home, watching HGTV and baking different breads.

Speaker 12 (33:49):
Oh yeah, she's Bush.

Speaker 4 (33:50):
This is the last three that just came through. I'm boring,
but I'm not playing that ish. We're always boring Team Puzzles.
I'm telling you people are a lot more boring than
you think.

Speaker 3 (34:01):
I don't know puzzles were a thing still, by the way, like,
oh yeah, that was for I think.

Speaker 4 (34:05):
Puzzles have become more popular recently. I thought they switched
to lego. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (34:10):
When I think of puzzles, I think of going to
like a lake house on vacation.

Speaker 12 (34:13):
Yeah, TV, Yeah, I think it like old folks home.

Speaker 4 (34:18):
Yeah. Say, let's do another one here, Bush or Bear.
This woman's name is Seymour.

Speaker 12 (34:24):
Seymour, how old are you?

Speaker 7 (34:26):
Forty two?

Speaker 4 (34:30):
That's forty two.

Speaker 3 (34:33):
She she had seen me just talking to a girl
before her, right, So, I don't know if she's giving
me a real name.

Speaker 12 (34:38):
First of all, more.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
Sounds like the real name. She sounds like a smour.

Speaker 12 (34:44):
Oh you heard that name before?

Speaker 14 (34:46):
And that more?

Speaker 6 (34:47):
Did she look to you.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
Two?

Speaker 12 (34:52):
Oh god, I'm she does fifties.

Speaker 4 (34:56):
Yeah, that sounds I mean by that voice.

Speaker 12 (34:58):
Like, yeah, a rough fifty Seymour.

Speaker 7 (35:01):
Seymour, How old are you?

Speaker 4 (35:03):
Forty two?

Speaker 7 (35:04):
Okay? What do you do for a living? I'm an artist,
like drawing or painting, painting? Okay. What is your favorite
thing to do on the weekends? Absolutely nothing. What's your
favorite type of food Mexican like in Toiladas, anything that's vegetarian?

Speaker 1 (35:20):
Okay?

Speaker 7 (35:21):
Are you vegan?

Speaker 1 (35:22):
No?

Speaker 7 (35:23):
One last question for you? Down below bush or bear?

Speaker 4 (35:27):
God watch, he's probably the hottest chick on earth. Okay,
all here is the voice though.

Speaker 12 (35:31):
You're like, you don't like that rasp before?

Speaker 4 (35:34):
No, I'm not a fan, as you know, Like that's
why I don't like Stevie Nicks.

Speaker 12 (35:40):
Oh yeah, you don't like Miley Cyrus.

Speaker 4 (35:43):
Hate Miley Cyrus. Did you do a hostel?

Speaker 9 (35:47):
No?

Speaker 3 (35:48):
Painting the apartment complex? I was that was not the
nicest one. I will say that.

Speaker 8 (35:54):
What is wrong with painting?

Speaker 18 (35:55):
Man?

Speaker 13 (35:55):
Nothing like, but like it just seems like all the
people that are talk to you almost I basically have
the same personality. So that's why I was thinking, like,
are you at a hostel co op or something?

Speaker 4 (36:07):
No?

Speaker 3 (36:07):
No, it just happened to be the afternoon on a weekend.
So these are the people that aren't out and about.

Speaker 4 (36:11):
It's so crazy. I'm going with the Texter here. First
one on Seymour says definitely Bush. Yeah, I mean definitely
going Bush. Definitely getting Bush energy. Yeah, big Bush energy.

Speaker 8 (36:23):
Even that's a fake name. Why would you pick seams?

Speaker 12 (36:25):
Well, maybe it's real. I've just never heard it.

Speaker 4 (36:27):
That sounds like it could be heard. Based on the
way she sounds. I would guess Seymour more than I
would like Jessica. Yeah right, yeah, man's what do you think?
Bush or Bear? Bush? For sure? Bush, Sammy Bush? All right,
let's find out Seymour Bush or Bear down below?

Speaker 7 (36:45):
Bush or Bear in between? Okay? Groomed?

Speaker 4 (36:53):
Oh god yuck? Okay, so the krusty the clown god
li yuck. Yeah, very she sounds fun. Well that's our
inaugural round of Bush or Bear. Everybody, guys, that was fun.

(37:16):
I like that life.

Speaker 12 (37:18):
How many people keep a Harry down there?

Speaker 4 (37:20):
And they answered you, yeah, it's the show Menace mentioned
something quickly about Japan earlier. Yes, they lead the metal town. Yeah,
they have the most golds, the most golds. Well, we
have the most metals total the United States has the
most metals total, but Japan leads with the most golds

(37:44):
over achievers. Yeah, there's your second mention of Japan for Dow.
It's huge. Another one here. Airports in Japan are cracking
down on the use of those rideable suitcases. Japan has
classified them as motorized vehicles, which means that they can
only be ridden on roads with the required safety equipment

(38:06):
and a driver's license.

Speaker 8 (38:08):
Oh that's too strict.

Speaker 4 (38:12):
Because I guess it's like people are riding them on
sidewalks and everything else, not just through the airport. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (38:18):
How common could they be that they have to crack down.
I guess a lot of people have them there. Yeah,
that would be though.

Speaker 4 (38:24):
Yeah, they thought about it, but there's got to be
a weight limit.

Speaker 8 (38:28):
Ye yeah, I mean yeah, you wouldn't be embarrassed, huh
embarrassed to have one of those and ride it through
the airport.

Speaker 4 (38:37):
I don't, I don't care. I'd be so embarrassed.

Speaker 6 (38:39):
I wonder how fast they go.

Speaker 4 (38:41):
Dude, if I was concerned about looking cool to other people,
I'd never leave the house.

Speaker 8 (38:45):
I'm not saying look like I see.

Speaker 4 (38:47):
Myself in the I just look at myself in the mirror.

Speaker 8 (38:49):
I would just never leave. But riding a suitcase like
another word embarrassing, I know, but like how like if
it's not about other people, how would how would it
be embarrassing? Because you think that most people would think
how lazy can you possibly be?

Speaker 4 (39:04):
See you're talking about how other people will then view
are viewing you. You're worried about looking lazy exactly what
I'm saying, Like, who cares?

Speaker 8 (39:11):
Would it be fun? Yes, of course, be a blast. Yeah,
riding anything is fun.

Speaker 4 (39:16):
Looking up how much it sounds.

Speaker 11 (39:18):
Like everybody's doing it, so you would look cool and
be fitting it. And probably I've seen the ones where
loser walking.

Speaker 4 (39:25):
I have seen the ones Greg where it's a suitcase
and it's motorized, but you don't ride on it. You
just have like something in your pocket and it follows
whatever's in your pocket. Oh yeah, yeah, it's just following you.
Gabriel Glaziers has one, and he has like how lazy
he does like hand he does like hand motions. I
think it's just cool to have one. He does hand

(39:45):
motions that all like spin and stuff. Yeah, yeah, cool.
Entertained by your suitcase. It's like you're a magician like suitcase. Come,
I think that somebody who's walking behind you would just
take it and walk away with it because.

Speaker 8 (39:56):
You can just lower your hand and hold onto it.

Speaker 13 (39:59):
So the the writeable ones they go for about a
thousand bucks.

Speaker 4 (40:03):
Really, yeah, what's the weight limit? Does it say? Let
me see there are a thousand dollars?

Speaker 6 (40:09):
You would look rich if you were writing, because I.

Speaker 4 (40:12):
Like, wow, he must be rich. A good point, Sammy
good point doesn't say, I'll look it up. It looks
strong enough for who? For you? Yeah? Probably eight seven
seven forty four Wooding text us two two nine eight seven,
boy hattie. That's sure got a tasty kick to it.

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The Woy Show will be right back.

Speaker 2 (40:36):
It is.

Speaker 7 (40:37):
It's a Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (40:39):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training, free
politically correct world. It is Tuesday morning morning. It's July
the thirtieth, twenty twenty four. Whatding, that's Greg Gory my
Woody menace. Good morning to you. Good morning, Woody. We've
got sea bass. Oh yeah there is, Sammy phones are
open eight seven seven forty four. Hit us up with

(41:00):
a text over to two to nine eight seven. Before
I get into the nominees for the Woodies Show Employee
of the Month for July. I was reading about, like
because people talk about Amazon and the workforce, and like
you hear about like these crazy hours and how things work,
and there seems to be a lot of complaints about
Amazon and the right. But Amazon employees have two types

(41:25):
of unpaid time off they can take. One is the
normal they call normal unpaid vacation, and there's no limit
to how much you could take there a right unpaid vacations.
The other one is voluntary time off or VTO, where
your boss decides that they don't need as many people working,
and this VTO doesn't count against your vacation time. So

(41:48):
obviously there's a lot of competition for when those slots
open up, but they're hard to get, especially because some
employees have figured out how to use bots to grab
the spots, so they're gone in less than a second
after they go live. So the same thing happened recently
with some golf courses in Los Angeles because these bots

(42:09):
were snagging up all the tee times, and now those
courses they're charging ten dollars deposits to try to prevent that.
As far as the Amazon thing goes, it's not clear
what Amazon plans to do to address the problem. I
was just I just saw something. It's like one of
these like vegan hippie brands. I wish I can remember
the name of them now because this is like I was.

(42:32):
It was unbelievable watching these two guys, or the CEOs
of the company. They have like basically a five to
one rule at their company, where they were explaining that
the person who is the highest arm say, the lowest
paid vested employee meaning they've been there for at least
five years, lowest paid full time employee, that the senior

(42:53):
management salaries could not be any more than five times
what the lowest paid vested employees salary would be. So
let's just say it was whatever. Yeah, right exactly. So
then like the CEO and all the executive level people,
the most they could make would be five times that, right.
That's a good way to not get great CEOs. Yeah, well,

(43:17):
these are the guys who these two guys are like, look,
our lives are great, we have a good and so
what they do is they you know, whatever profits they
make or whatever they used to, you know, and reinvest
into the business and they take whatever's left over from
that and they give to the charities and the other
things that they Now, you would think that this would
be a great thing, and the comments would be filled
with like, oh my god, everybody, all the big corporations

(43:37):
need to do that. You would think, oh no, no, no,
it's never good enough. People are on there complaining. Yeah,
but this is how they get away with paying the
other employees like twenty thousand dollars a year because you know,
our CEO only makes one hundred thousand dollars, We're only
going to pay you twenty thousand dollars. They and these
guys that were actually replying back to everybody. Yeah, they
were replying back to everybody saying, well, here's all what

(44:00):
we do. They have like some crazy vacation thing. They
have one hundred employer paid healthcare. Wow, no deductibles, no
co pays worth two tons yeah, no nothing. They have
retirement in four to one k. Ten percent of their
salary gets automatically, you know, given to them in bonuses

(44:22):
every year. So these guys like they just seem like
old hippies. Yeah, and people are still crapping on them.
Of course, that's because you can't win on the internet,
so don't try. Yeah, and they are really trying. They're
they're going back and forth with all the with all
the idiots. Yeah that's the dumb part. Yeah, people would
like that idea eight seven seven forty four text over
to two to ninety seven eight votes for the WOODI

(44:43):
show Employee the Month for the month of July and
uh And so I'll go around the room and I'll
get you your nomination, sorry nominations, and I'll have the
decision for you tomorrow who will be the July employee
of the month. That person will get sixteen and a
really cool looking plaqu would Greg, you get to take

(45:04):
your employee of the month right plaque home? Just make sure
it has a really good prominent spot.

Speaker 8 (45:09):
I will find a great house, like writ in the
entry ray of the house will be nice, like as
soon as you walk in, it's yeah, like you have
like a little wall either like to the left or
the right of the front door, you like put it
there little entry area. Yeah, Greg, as the employee of
the month, who gets your vote? I think it's time
for Sammy to get her shine. She's super organized all
the time. And see best I don't need to hear.

Speaker 4 (45:29):
Well, that's her job.

Speaker 8 (45:31):
It is her job, but she does it really well,
and she takes initiative when not even asked. She kind
of coordinates a ton of stuff that doesn't even apply
to people who just happen to hear the show. But
behind the scenes she does so much. And then she
does little things like, oh, the coffee maker's broke, and
she knows one of us would want coffee, She'll grab

(45:52):
one downstairs. And that's very thoughtful.

Speaker 4 (45:54):
See best has that with the paper, the coffee paper,
and then he writes on the eye on the package.

Speaker 13 (45:59):
And she only does because I want coffee too, but
I don't get.

Speaker 8 (46:03):
Any It doesn't happen all the time out there. And
then and she also she took a bullet for me,
So yeah, I'm very I think that deserves.

Speaker 4 (46:14):
Show Olympics exactly. She volunteered that. It would have been Greg,
I know, so all right, voting for Sammy, Sammy, All right, Sammy,
who get your vote?

Speaker 6 (46:22):
Morgan gets my vote?

Speaker 4 (46:24):
Morgan.

Speaker 11 (46:24):
Morgan does a ton of work all the time, every day.
I mean, yes, again, that's her job, but she does
so much outside of the show and Oliver Bits and
Oliver audio and everything that she does.

Speaker 4 (46:33):
And I get a previous employee of the month.

Speaker 6 (46:35):
Yes, yep, but for me, it's Morgan again this month.

Speaker 4 (46:39):
All right, let's see, let's go to Morgan Morgan, who
gets your vote?

Speaker 3 (46:43):
Oh man, I want to go with what Greg said
because Sammy does need her time to shine. But but yes,
but I'm going Sea Bass this month. And this is
why because for people that think he's funny, like me,
he always brings good content, you know, it's bringing tons
of stuff in the show.

Speaker 12 (47:02):
And for people that.

Speaker 3 (47:03):
Don't like him, he was gone a lot this month,
so kind of, you know, well done on him doing
his own projects and stuff. Okay, I don't hear from him,
munch if you weren't a fan two days, So it's
kind of like a win win.

Speaker 4 (47:13):
Yeah, Like he he was gone a longer time when
he did that movie.

Speaker 12 (47:17):
Oh that's true.

Speaker 4 (47:18):
Yeah, but I'm checking mixed up. Yeah yeah, and he
was checking. He was checking in from that one.

Speaker 12 (47:24):
So I think he made happy this month.

Speaker 4 (47:26):
And he was gone during the super Bowl that week.
Oh wow, that's Jebruary.

Speaker 13 (47:30):
He was People blend months too much. I understand what
employee of the month is.

Speaker 4 (47:34):
Yeah, okay, my memory. All right, Sea Bass, you get
your vote.

Speaker 5 (47:38):
I was going to vote for Sammy, but Menace reminded
me with his coffee talk that she also we had
a food drop which is very good, which was lovely
great food, but didn't show up till ten fifteen in
the morning.

Speaker 4 (47:47):
Oh yeah, my fault. That was not her fault.

Speaker 16 (47:52):
You did.

Speaker 4 (47:53):
When someone says, hey.

Speaker 5 (47:53):
We'll be there ten to fifteen, you say not dog, No,
we would like it at eight fifteen or.

Speaker 11 (47:58):
I did's seven am.

Speaker 5 (48:01):
You can request and then there's getting things. Do you
know this actually reminds me speaking of Employee the Month. Okay,
and I was working at a grocery store Harris Teeter,
and I won Employee the Month actually, but I the
way are our front door broke, like the little sliding
door broke, and I was sea Bass, Little Sea Bass,
go get this fixed. And I came back to my
manager and I said, yeah, I called the guy and
he said he'd be here at some point. He's like, no, no,

(48:22):
we got customers out here right now. Our door's broken
right now. So you've learned a life lesson. Get him on,
Harris Teeter, Yeah, get him. We need something done today.
Don't don't accept a vague something or other from somebody,
because that's not what you need. And so take leadership,
take direction, take control. And so that's why I am
voting for Menace.

Speaker 4 (48:39):
Oh thank you so much. I appreciate it. That reminds
me why you're not voting for Sammy. But why are
you voting for Menace? Like what what specific goes? A little
buddy needs some shine? Oh thank you, I appreciate it.

Speaker 1 (48:49):
Now.

Speaker 13 (48:50):
It reminds me of that one time where we're like,
we had to go to this one concert and we
asked for plus ones. They're like, oh, you can't get
plus ones, and then we all said collectively, well, we're
not gonna go. That was the best time, and then
guess what suddenly that everyone got plus once. You know,
how the hell is just still take no for an
answer exactly?

Speaker 11 (49:08):
I know because I control the time the place opens
to make the food.

Speaker 13 (49:11):
That's okay, I'm hearing excuses me. I definitely wanted to
vote for Sammy this month. Sammy because she always has
her little reminders and stuff like that was very awesome
and very helpful, and she's constantly helpful. But I looked
at the content wise for throughout the month, and I
was reminded of the thing that Morgan did with the

(49:33):
feet and eating the peanut butter off Greg's feet, the moorgasms,
all that kind of stuff. So content wise throughout the month,
I'm going Morgan, I'm sorry Sammy and I.

Speaker 6 (49:48):
Sammy, except for like you could just say who you're.

Speaker 4 (49:50):
From this I feel I feel bad because I think
person some people graded based on overall works. Yeah, but
it's like some people are just on content. But no,
because I say, like, did you do your job and more? Okaye,
above and beyond? Yeah, all right, let's check in with
one of the most critical people that we have on staff.

(50:10):
Let's go to bort Hei mart who gets your vote.

Speaker 15 (50:14):
Well, you know, I also was thinking maybe Sea Bass
because of how brave he was to take time off
this month. You know, it's very hard for any of
us ask for time off, especially Sea Bass.

Speaker 4 (50:22):
Will pay off in the future.

Speaker 15 (50:24):
It's very brave for him to do such a thing. However,
I'm gonna go Sammy, Sammy. I was gonna actually hold
off Sammy until December because that's the month, but she
planned that. But Sammy stepped up in a lot of
ways this month, and she also did a surprise you know,

(50:44):
besides taking a shot for all of us here on
the show. Ye, she actually did surprise me and Caroline
could finish the rest of the story. But she actually
helped Caroline with a technical aspect, which blew my mind.

Speaker 4 (50:56):
Wait, so Sammy on Sammy provided tech support for anybody. Yes,
and that's why she is my nominee for Employee the Monent.
Yeah all right, so yeah, Caroline, who gets your vote?

Speaker 2 (51:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 18 (51:07):
Samy voted for Sammy last month, and I'm voting for
Sammy again this month. Okay, but yeah, so yesterday, I
think it was my computer just stopped working. None of
the keys worked, and I couldn't even type my password in.
And she offered me her keyboard and it literally solved
my like all of a sudden started working. I don't

(51:28):
know why, but when she plugged in her keyboard, my
keyboard started working. So shout out to Sammy for being.

Speaker 4 (51:35):
Because she didn't fix your keyboard, she just helped you.

Speaker 11 (51:38):
Yeah, but it was very kind of her fix her
keyboard by doing that.

Speaker 18 (51:42):
Yes, say, it counts its.

Speaker 4 (51:45):
Slow in the text scale, but I mean try the
hard reset. That sounds Bill Gates. Wait plugging back in?

Speaker 18 (51:53):
Did you do that, Yes, and it didn't work really.

Speaker 4 (51:57):
Hard, all right, U Vaughn, who gets your vote? Yes?
My vote is between Minace and Morgan. Actually, okay, we
want some foot action this month. Oh yeah, yeah, but
I did that for pleasure, you know, that's not like
as I want to you know, do above and beyond stuff.
And you got food also, Oh yeah, true. So I'm

(52:17):
gonna go with Morgan.

Speaker 13 (52:19):
The foot in the mouth, the moorgasms, all the other
bits I didn't break this month.

Speaker 4 (52:23):
I'm going with Morgan, my neighbor, all right, So Morgan,
I gotta say, like, Vaughn's been a very busy guy
this month too.

Speaker 8 (52:29):
He's always always.

Speaker 4 (52:32):
Yeah, Vaughn's been doing a great job even like to
kind of jumping back and forth helping board out and
doing different things. So yeah, very ersatile. Yeah, nice work
on ver. There go, there's the there's the nominees. Who
do you think, as a listener, just from your perspective
and listening in, who do you think should win Employee
of the Month for July twenty twenty four. We're gonna
have the results of that, uh coming up tomorrow here

(52:55):
on the show, and right after the break we're gonna
check in once again with Bort his Bart report. Oh no, yeah,
like he he collects all these notes on some of
our I don't know, what do you want more kind
of challenged employees around the building.

Speaker 15 (53:12):
Challenge just straight up our word fellow employees in the
like hard R dude.

Speaker 4 (53:17):
I hope you bringing up one that I know about. Yeah,
So the board report on that, and we had an
idea since we're doing the employee of the month, who
should be the worst employee of the month. Oh no show,
All right, welcome back everybody. It is the Woodie Show.
It is Tuesday morning. Yeah, and turned the microphone on

(53:40):
their menace. Yeah, microphone, it's always on. Well turn it on.
You got one button over there. You can always just
try to make sure everyone's always lit up. But me,
because you know what I think, Greg always turns his on.
I prefer to do it myself. Yeah. Yeah, anyway, he's
a roady forty four wood He hit us up with
the text over to two two nine eight seven. We've

(54:00):
brought Bort in. Good morning, boor everybody. He's now in
our studio because he has the latest Bart report. Oh no, now,
Bort looking at him. You know you wouldn't think. You
wouldn't think he would be this angry, would you. Oh wait, oh,
he's got that, he's got that look. He's actually not
as angry as you would anticipate, but he does get

(54:22):
super annoyed with people constantly.

Speaker 9 (54:25):
Yeah, and so.

Speaker 4 (54:26):
This is a boart report, the listing of some of
the stupidest employees of the month. They like punk and

(55:03):
metal music, so try it. That'd be like a really
good thing to welcome Board in for the Board report.
These are all employees from around the office and the
radio stations, so we've been doing some dumb stuff that
Bord's been taking note of. And also Board for the
very first time ever, you will crown the worst employee
of the month. Oh and it's it's special guys.

Speaker 15 (55:22):
Yeah wow, possibly the stupidest person we've ever had work
in the entire company. Yeah, okay, okay, all right, right,
so we always get to guess on these different things, now, right,
who's the first one here?

Speaker 4 (55:36):
Board?

Speaker 15 (55:36):
This former head of an IT department was working on
a high profile host studio when the producer requested a
new data cable for their work laptop be installed in
the main on air studio. Seeing as the network wiring
came through the producer side studio. How did he decide
to install this cable from one studio to another? Did

(55:57):
he a run the cable through a data port outlet
kind of like a wall outlet, you know, it makes sense.
B Did he run the cable up through the wiring
conduits in the ceiling where all the other wiring goes
or see? Did he decide to drill a new hole
straight through the wall between both soundproof studios, completely breaking
the soundproofness and then decided to add its own patchworks

(56:19):
soundproofing job at the end?

Speaker 4 (56:22):
I mean I would go I would go number three.

Speaker 13 (56:27):
Yeah, I mean it was the other thing already outfitted before,
Like they already had the ports.

Speaker 4 (56:33):
So yeah, he had everything.

Speaker 15 (56:35):
He Yeah, he just thought this would be cooler, any
easier because you know, the shortest point between two areas
is just to go right on through power tools.

Speaker 4 (56:44):
Yes, yeah, so it was fun. It was the third one.
It was the third he drove right through the wall. Okay, fun.
Now there's got to be something in there about the
other thing that we saw this month, and I'm not
sure whose dumb idea this was. That's the one.

Speaker 15 (56:58):
Yeah, yeah, So the next one, this is from another
Woody Show city. A local board up had recently given
his notice and gave two weeks. You know, he's quitting
his job. A new board up to take it his
place to run the show, you know, play the music,
run the commercials, and on their first day there was
a cluster f of mistakes like you've never heard before.

(57:21):
Cut off commercials, jumping in out of music. The Woody
Show fee kept coming in and out. Seven mistakes in
three minutes. I'm really backing on Morgan now. What led
to this first day? Was the board up not given
the proper time to train in the previous boardups final
two weeks? B Did the boardop not reach out after

(57:42):
the first cluster f and ask for assistance on how
to solve the issue? Or see what do you like this?
Did the program director manager never inform us of the
change of board up, who the new board up was,
Did it confirm he was up to speed on anything
when the original board off left and wasn't around to
assist the new guy on the first day?

Speaker 4 (58:00):
That one? Can I say all three? Yeah, that makes
more sense. All three.

Speaker 15 (58:07):
We can go with all for three for this one,
but for added bonus, does anyone want.

Speaker 4 (58:11):
To guess who the manager was?

Speaker 13 (58:13):
The answer, Oh that, don't tell me, don't tell me,
no way. Yeah, Mike the show killer. So uh a
show killer, the show show killer.

Speaker 4 (58:28):
Yeah, it's true, it's true. What yeah? Better all that
time just to Killer's a lot of situations, as he
knows better.

Speaker 13 (58:38):
Dude, I was totally thinking of somebody else, was like,
could it be my joke killer?

Speaker 5 (58:42):
No, it's Mike's one of those situations where the buck
stops with here with the manager, and if he feels
like that he should be fired.

Speaker 4 (58:48):
Mike still hasn't told me that the first guy quit.
Yeah still.

Speaker 8 (58:52):
Mike kaplan dot com for more of his hilariousness everything.

Speaker 5 (58:57):
He's too busy texting mesas during the show telling him
what say yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.

Speaker 4 (59:01):
All right, So here we go the Bart report. What's next?

Speaker 15 (59:04):
Okay, So this is an office situation. Another team in
the office was dressing up for a speauwake, during which
one of the team members started a conversation with another
fellow young co worker in the office while dressed in
an animal onesie outfit.

Speaker 4 (59:18):
By the way, while.

Speaker 15 (59:19):
Standing, how freeing it felt to be in the animal onesie.
They mentioned to the young coworker how excited they were
to have given to have been able to gotten their
partner interested in dressing up as an animal with them
as well, and how much it made their tail waggle
with pure excitement. Okay, sense in the awkward silence in
the room, did they a excuse themselves quickly and quietly.

Speaker 4 (59:40):
And leave be the person in the get up right?

Speaker 15 (59:43):
Uh huh oh yeah, all right, be apologize for any
uncomfortableness for the conversation, or see double down to share
pictures of them dressed up happily with their partner in
their animal attires.

Speaker 4 (59:56):
Which one did they do? Once again, I'm gonna go
see ye see.

Speaker 15 (01:00:03):
See they doubled down and showed off pictures that they're
dressed up together in animal onesies.

Speaker 4 (01:00:07):
So there was no like a door at all, or
or like Olympics opening ceremony balls out kind of thing.

Speaker 15 (01:00:12):
Right, No, no, but there was definitely the awkwardness of Okay,
is this person trying to tell me something and they
tried to pull me into a weird thrupfle furry situation
that would have never happened if we weren't having a
goddamn Spirit week as adults. It's we're not in a preschool.

Speaker 4 (01:00:26):
I want to have a spirit Wait a minute, were
you just saying you were just saying, yeah, that you
were actually on board with people dressing up in costumes
and yeah, yes, right.

Speaker 2 (01:00:38):
Either.

Speaker 4 (01:00:39):
Look, I think it's dumb, but you know that goes
without saying.

Speaker 5 (01:00:42):
You know, when you don't make your sales goals, this
is why.

Speaker 4 (01:00:48):
You have another one there, bore, Yeah, I have another
one before the worst employee. Here we go, okay, quick one.

Speaker 15 (01:00:54):
A member of The Woody Show was asked to help
with a coworkers video project and hopes that it could
lead to additional compensation by sibly on the side, not
using his better judgment and listening to his wise fellow teammate.
After an hour plus spent working on the final video,
how was he compensated a return for all his hard work?
Was it a he was giving cash money? Was it

(01:01:16):
being he was offered a favor and return in the
future or see was he given a zip block bag
containing day old cold chicken strips? Bonus points if you
could guess which coworker on this show on the show
did the video?

Speaker 8 (01:01:33):
Fingers?

Speaker 4 (01:01:34):
Yeah, okay, fingers that, Well, how did it come from?
Menace was sorry? Sorry, sorry, the chicken did not come
from somebody on the show idea. I know who the
answer is? We all yeah, yeah, cold chicken, got cold
chicken strips. I want to guest Vaughan, Well he does

(01:01:58):
the video here? M yeah, don't know how to video?
All right, Well, for the first time ever, Bort is
gonna tell us who the worst employee of the month is.
We always do the employee of the month, but who's
the worst employee of the month.

Speaker 15 (01:02:17):
All right, Here's how it went down. Everybody, here's the
situation for you. This has to be the dumbest person
in the entire company industry wise, we already got double duty.

Speaker 4 (01:02:31):
Here's what happened.

Speaker 15 (01:02:32):
A faithful, hard working engineer was in the midst of
a brand new studio buildout when he had to take
some much needed pre scheduled time off. While he would
be gone, it was requested that new countertop furniture for
the upgraded studio be ordered picked up installed so he
could finish the boards wiring upon his return.

Speaker 4 (01:02:51):
The board is like ad control That's what I sit
in front of. It has all the buttons and the
controls all the different sources of audios, like a mixing studio,
the mixing board, so.

Speaker 15 (01:03:01):
Much like this studio when it was redone, we got
new countertops, new friendship put in. Everything has to be upgraded, right,
so go get you know, the new furniture installed.

Speaker 4 (01:03:09):
Right Yep?

Speaker 15 (01:03:10):
How badly did this go for the coworker By the
time he got back from his vacation. The furniture was
never ordered and they returned to an empty studio. The
furniture was ordered but never picked up. The furniture was
ordered picked up from three hours away, installed safety fastened
down to the wall, and had the new board placed

(01:03:30):
in with the wrong cutout measurements for the board resulted.

Speaker 4 (01:03:34):
At being laid in sideways into the table. So imagine greg, like,
so it lays out this way. Imagine if this was
turned this way and that's that's how they put it
in there, and nobody thought that was like weird making
it completely how you physically, Yeah, you'd have to like
see that, Like I guess if you were kind of

(01:03:55):
sitting parallel to the board, you know what I mean,
it'd be like putting a conference table in a conference
room sideways right holding your laptop side. Take your laptop
how you normally sit it right, and then I'll turn
it ninety degrees either left or right. Yeah, that's how
they install this control board. And they left it there
thinking I did a really great job. Yeah it was yep. Yeah.

(01:04:17):
And because of that, it was uttered completely useless. The
entire thing had to be ripped.

Speaker 15 (01:04:21):
Out redone reordered repaid for double the price because somebody
doesn't know which way a board is supposed to go.

Speaker 4 (01:04:29):
Oh my god, whose job was that? I can tell
you that his nickname is moose Knuckle. I can tell
you that. Well, I guess okay, moose Knuckle. There you go.
You are moose Knuckle. You are the worst employee of
the months for July and there. But as a gentleman
your board report. See you guys thought you were the

(01:05:19):
only ones who worked with idiots? Nope.

Speaker 15 (01:05:21):
And hey, would you like to post a picture on
the Woody Show dot com or at the Woody Show
on Instagram?

Speaker 4 (01:05:25):
I want to see it's it's something special.

Speaker 8 (01:05:30):
Show Greg the picture really quick, just so he could
see I know, because I can't even because.

Speaker 4 (01:05:35):
When it first happened, and he's like this, follow me.
You got to see this we walked down to this
other studio and I want He goes, what's wrong with
this in the media. I'm like, yeah, is that real?
Like a millisecond and walk in the room. You know
it's wrong? Right? Yeah? Here, show show Greg quickly what
this I mean? Like, who if you've if you've been
around a radio station, yeah, if you've been around a

(01:05:56):
radio station more than four seconds? This is the dumbest
like wow, wow, all right, quick break more what he
shows next?

Speaker 8 (01:06:04):
Hang up, bring me very quiet, don't say anything.

Speaker 4 (01:06:07):
So show the Woody Show. Hi, welcome back.

Speaker 8 (01:06:17):
Hi.

Speaker 3 (01:06:17):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:06:18):
We're gonna do a round of the Wait Show Crossroads
this week. Okay, So these two because we've been asking
people for their votes for wood you show employee the
month for July, these two texts came in literally back
to back. My vote is for Sammy. I feel she
has stepped up her on air game this month. The

(01:06:39):
very next text, let's see and it came in right
at the same time. This one says, you guys forcing
Sammy down our throat. It's like Woody eating his fifth
hot dog. She's the most useless member and will never
be accepted. Wow, dear, I tell you what That's why

(01:06:59):
I like the Crossroads.

Speaker 9 (01:07:01):
Man.

Speaker 4 (01:07:01):
There's people like, dude, it's just a silly radio show.
There's no reason to get so upset serious about it, yeah,
or serious about it in any way, shape or form,
Like take it easy. You know, people talked about like, oh, well,
what's going on? And there's somebody that texted her like oh,
you know, social media people are just always like yeah,
because it's social media, They're like, what's going on with that? Yeah,

(01:07:23):
everyone's so cranky? Everyone so cranky? Well, yeah, it's social media,
that's what it is.

Speaker 13 (01:07:28):
People have figured out it's easier to get a reaction
using negativity online than it is to be positive, and
then so they use that to they say something negative online,
they get a bunch of a bunch of interaction, and
then that makes them feel good about them.

Speaker 4 (01:07:45):
I'm saying just in general. Do you know like how
sometimes we come in here and man, the text is
just buzzing. People seem to be in a really good mood.
And then there's other days for no real reason, sometimes
even late in the week, like on a Friday, it's
like this dark cloud and I'm like, why are people
so cranky today? I don't in general. So there are
guys like that. Yeah, take it easy, man, it's just
a radio show. Yeah yeah, just relax, Calm your your cans.

(01:08:10):
Almost said the T word, Greg, I know, I wish
we could we stay that off the air all the time.
Calm here, tease, calm your iddies, you know, all right?
Eight seven seven forty four, Woodie. If you want to
call in, you can text in sure over to two
two nine eighty seven. That's great, but we're always going
to hear your feedback. I thought it was funny how
those are the two texts right in a row.

Speaker 12 (01:08:29):
I know you can't win.

Speaker 4 (01:08:30):
I vote for Sammy. The next one you're forcing to
Sammy down our throats. Totally useless. All right, Text over
to two two nine eight The Woody Show. We're in
two another new hour insensitivity trading for a politically correct world.

(01:08:50):
Tuesday morning. It's July thirtieth, twenty twenty four. I'm Woody.
That's Greg Goryo. Menaces here, what is up? Sea masses here?
We got Sammy. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four. Wooding.
It's eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can hit
us up with the text over to tow nine eight seven.

(01:09:10):
It's got a bunch of random stuff for you this hour.
I just every day, it seems like this is like
an unbelievable reality. I know you know where you have
like weird people beefing with each other, like Venezuelan President Maduro. Yeah,
you read about how he's declared war on Elon Musk
beef because Elon posted something about the election that just

(01:09:32):
happened there, calling an election fraud, and the consensus is
this Maduro guy cheated. So now Maduro says that Elon
is now his number one arch enemy. Maduro thinks Elon
wants to quote invade him with his space rockets and
challenge him to a fight. Oh okay. Maduro posted a
message to Elon and social media saying quote, do you

(01:09:53):
want to fight, Let's do it, Elon Musk. I'm ready.
I'm not afraid of you. Elon Musk, Let's fight wherever
you want. You care to take this outside, Let's go bizarre,
so weird. Elon simply replied, Albero sabre musque Maduro, meaning
the donkey knows more than Maduro. Oh I called him

(01:10:15):
an ass right roasted boom roasted.

Speaker 8 (01:10:19):
Well, there's two different stories that the exit polls in
Venezuela showed that Meduro didn't win, and then there were
certain figures that showed he got over one hundred percent
of the vote. The thing is very strange.

Speaker 4 (01:10:33):
That'd be really impressive. Yeah, yeah, really impressed, yause all
those people in the streets didn't vote. Yeah, got some
bad boss news. This guy in Georgia, he got a
new job at a Chipotle and when he forgot to
take the trash out because he's new, he's still getting
used to everything. The manager got so mad that he
chased this dude and threatened him.

Speaker 8 (01:10:52):
With a gun for not taking out the trash.

Speaker 4 (01:10:55):
Yeah, because he didn't take the trash out.

Speaker 8 (01:10:57):
Tell him to do it.

Speaker 4 (01:10:58):
It reminds me of my parents, you know, growing up.
This is the employee Quinton Collins names talking about it
on the local news. You write a person up bit
forget to do that based from down a full of
gun ass of the world. They might have to give
me some medicine.

Speaker 7 (01:11:11):
They help me sleep.

Speaker 4 (01:11:12):
Because every time I close my eyes, I'm in that
moment where I'm staring at thish.

Speaker 2 (01:11:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:11:16):
Death. You shouldn't be staring at death when you're working
at chapoule. Yeah, that's very strange. Just tell them to
take it out. Yeah, my managers smoked weed. An Amazon
driver in Georgia got fired to somebody posted a video
of them doing thirty five miles an hour on the
sidewalk and a statement Amazon says, the driver has been
so fired quote this was reckless and unacceptable behavior. We

(01:11:39):
have investigated the incident. The driver's no longer delivering packages
on behalf of Amazon. I do have a picture and
uh so it made it really, I mean, look at this,
it's one of those big like how Ups has those
trucks the same trusts up? Theirs are blue yea on
the side. Wow, nowhere close. I thought's going on? That's
fun the road. They'll know the story behind it. But

(01:12:02):
maybe remember pre iPhones and you could just be in
work vehicles and just mess around, like when I worked
at the TV station, I would do burnouts in the TV. Yeah,
I know, it was so much fun with the good
old things. I want to throw this out there. Do
you have a collection. What do you collect? And something

(01:12:22):
kind of not typical like cards or action figures like
bort does say something odd, Yeah, like I'll give any
because the reason I thought about this, like, doesn't aready
have any odd collections?

Speaker 13 (01:12:36):
Yeah, I would just say. I mean people would say
shoes for me, but it's not on that. I don't
really keep stuff in my house.

Speaker 4 (01:12:42):
Let me give you an example of odd, because there
is a story about this seventy seven year old woman
in England who's been collecting bedpans for the last forty years,
and she's been trying to sell all one hundred and
sixty three that she has in her collection with no luck.
Believe it or not, hell would want that. She bought
her first bedpan at a Salvation army back in nineteen

(01:13:04):
eighty four, decided to keep buying more because quote, I
just wanted to collect something different and it's snowballed. So
she put them up for auction, not even a single bid.
I'm not surprised. She says they're clean, washed and in
fantastic condition. In case you're wondering, not that's really weird, just.

Speaker 8 (01:13:24):
Throw them out, very weird. I wouldn't say I collect them,
but somehow I've acquired a lot of salt and pepper shakers,
which I told you that my most recent one was
those antique ones. But I don't go out and look
for them per se. But then for some reason, I
do have a lot of different one like just attracted
fancy ones, the last ones you have every day once.

(01:13:46):
I have one shaped like a cactus. I have the
Christmas one. Well what makes you buy them? Just because
you have other ones and you want to add to
your collection?

Speaker 4 (01:13:55):
So maybe I do collect them. I think you do.

Speaker 8 (01:13:57):
I collect sounds like you have a collection, got them
very sporadically gets some spoons, like what the guy says,
on the hunt for them. If I see something that's unusual,
I would like them. Yeah, that guy says, I don't
have a girlfriend to go. Well, is there a toothbrush
at your house? Do you have other tampons in a drawer? Well, hey,
I hate to break it to you got a girlfriend?

Speaker 4 (01:14:16):
Maybe? Yeah? You have a salt and pepper sagar collection.

Speaker 8 (01:14:20):
I even have one that looks like a bucket for
sand and there's a little scoopy shovel and the salt.
See and it's tiny.

Speaker 11 (01:14:27):
See I would say I collect. I mean like Christmas
sweaters or ski sweaters. I am always.

Speaker 12 (01:14:33):
On the hunt for them.

Speaker 6 (01:14:33):
I can't stop buying them when I see them, and
I don't need more.

Speaker 4 (01:14:37):
No, because you only wear Joe Coy stuff.

Speaker 11 (01:14:39):
I know, but you always wear that's true. That's it
my sweaters. Yeah, and I just bought a new one
and it's July.

Speaker 12 (01:14:47):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:14:48):
Well, so what's a weird collection? That's weird? That counts?
I'll count that counts eight seven seven four what? He
will open up the phones? If you have a weird collection,
I mean, if nobody's got one that they want to share,
that's fine too, because I got some other stuff to
share with you when we get back from the break.
But yeah, do you have an odd collection of some
kind of like something like Greg you don't even know why?

(01:15:08):
Or I really don't eight seven seven forty four Wooding,
or you can always just text over if you'd like,
over to two two nine eight seven wood He sit
in the nineties chicken Nuggets somewhere in the studio.

Speaker 8 (01:15:19):
Can Menace find it?

Speaker 4 (01:15:21):
Before that?

Speaker 8 (01:15:22):
Never mind he found it?

Speaker 4 (01:15:23):
The Woody Show will be.

Speaker 2 (01:15:25):
Right back.

Speaker 4 (01:15:29):
A Woody Show. Somebody said they kept this is more
like a keeps say, because it's not a collection. But
somebody in the text that they kept the condom wrapper
from when they lost their virginity and they just can't
bring themselves to throw it away.

Speaker 8 (01:15:42):
That's a collection to sentimental.

Speaker 6 (01:15:44):
Yeah, mystery.

Speaker 4 (01:15:45):
I've heard of people collecting nutcrackers. I've heard that somebody
on the text sign too.

Speaker 13 (01:15:49):
Oh there's rocking horses from Hallmark that my mom loves
collecting since I was a baby.

Speaker 6 (01:15:54):
Yeah, Like are they porcelain like little ones?

Speaker 9 (01:15:56):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (01:15:57):
Yeah, little ones that are for a Christmas Uh we
have Heyeseus says he's a collector of coasters, but not
even fancy ones like the ones that you see like
in bars and restaurants. Like yeah, yeah, I mean I
don't have one hundred or anything.

Speaker 13 (01:16:13):
There was one that I forgot about that I have
because I'd never wear them for but I collect them
for some reason. But uh, jackets from restaurants so like jackets. Yeah,
they'll have like restaurant logos on them, like from donut
shop or like Jack in a box. They have a
Panda Express one Express ye wear that I know I

(01:16:36):
should rocket.

Speaker 4 (01:16:37):
I don't know they had jacket I know. Yeah, yeah,
I never when I worked at McDonald's, we never had
a jacket. No, it's like their merch Yeah right, Well,
there was a woman in the news. Seventy seven year
old woman she's been collecting bedpans for the last like
forty years, and she tried to sell her collections. She
had like one hundred and sixty some of them not
one bit on the auction. I'm like, what a weird collection.

(01:16:59):
Some people collect like old medical devices, yeah, the really
old one. Somebody texted into their boyfriend collects old laptops
and computers or just technology. So that's just clutter. This
is garbage. Yeah, and he tries to work on them
or something. Maybe garbage eight seven four Wooding hit us
up of the text over to two two nine eight seven.

(01:17:21):
Let's go to Joey here on line number two. Good morning, Joey, Joey,
Good morning. All's what kind of a collection are you rocking?

Speaker 10 (01:17:29):
License plates? So I I work in the I work
an automotive I work for a chech company, and every
state in which I traveled to support when I go
to a dealership, I asked for a license plate from
that state.

Speaker 8 (01:17:43):
That's coola like that. I once saw this piece of art.
It was made up of all the different states license
plates and then they cut them into the shape of
the United States.

Speaker 4 (01:17:52):
That made the map, and I said, that is the
coolest thing. They have one of those at a diner
by my house, do they I love that day? Yeah, rustic,
you know, yeah, like it repurposed license plates. I think
it's cool. Yeah, what do you plan to do with
all these? Just kind of hold on to them until
you die and let it be your kids problem or what.

Speaker 10 (01:18:09):
They actually line the wall of my home office. And
so right now I have a total of thirty three
thirty four including the state California in which I live.
So I've been to thirty three other states.

Speaker 4 (01:18:20):
Okay, wow, so will you get to different variations like
cause let's just say you already have like a like
a Pennsylvania plate for example. Oh yeah, well you get
one of the variations of that state's license plate or
are you just one from every state?

Speaker 10 (01:18:34):
So sometimes I get a variation, but I replace it.
And so the ones that I like are the ones
that have images. For example, Atlanta, Georgia, My apologies, Georgia
has a peach currently in the middle of their plate,
and so I'll get rid of one if it doesn't
have artwork on there. I like the ones that present Well, okay,
you need to.

Speaker 4 (01:18:52):
Get a dealer plate. All right, Joey, thank you for
the call. Appreciate you listen to show a great day.
See welcome. Let's go to Teresa. Good morning, Teresa, Good morning, Lissa,
Good morning. It's like, hey you okay, yeah, all right,
so weird odd collection. What do you collect?

Speaker 17 (01:19:13):
Okay, I'm not exactly sure when this started happening, but basically,
I have a fascination with collecting anything that comes off
of my body, whether it be scat fall off or
skin slaps or my hair. And I will take these
things and put them in little containers and hide them
around my mom's house in different areas. And usually I'll

(01:19:36):
let my brother know where I'm hiding things, just in
case if somebody needs my DNA someday to like clone
me or something if I'm not here.

Speaker 4 (01:19:43):
What so wait, that's the reason that you do it,
just in case they ever need to identify you.

Speaker 17 (01:19:49):
No, if they want to clone me if I'm not here,
if they miss me too.

Speaker 8 (01:19:53):
Much, wow, oh you know they will.

Speaker 7 (01:19:57):
But do you have to keep doing it?

Speaker 11 (01:19:59):
I mean, once you have some DNA samples, I think
you're good.

Speaker 4 (01:20:02):
Yeah, that's what's the oddest one. Okay, of all that
of all that stuff that's come off your body, what
what's the oddest one that you jarred up and kept around?

Speaker 17 (01:20:13):
Well, I mean, I've collected a lot of my hair
and stuff and I'll sneak them into like my boyfriend,
twitty jacket and all this stuff just in case he
needs it and then. But I think the biggest thing
was like my big tonyao just fell off.

Speaker 4 (01:20:25):
Okay, you know you sound nuts right, murder somebody before it?
This is what kind of job do you do? Do
you have a job I do?

Speaker 17 (01:20:39):
I just give me the industry.

Speaker 4 (01:20:41):
Don't tell me exactly where you work. Just give me
the industry, Like, what kind of work do you do?

Speaker 17 (01:20:45):
I work at a coffee shop? But I'm currently almost
done with nursing school.

Speaker 4 (01:20:49):
Nursing school.

Speaker 8 (01:20:49):
All right, Well you can get a lot of parts
full access, so excited.

Speaker 4 (01:20:53):
Yeah, all right, well, Teresa, thank you. I appreciate listening
to the show. I bet you her boyfriend's real satisfied.
Where they say the crazier they are. Yeah, it's very weird.
Let's go, jeez, let's go to Henry.

Speaker 7 (01:21:10):
Good morning, Henry.

Speaker 4 (01:21:13):
What's up? What's the what's the oddest collection you've got?

Speaker 9 (01:21:18):
I traveled around to different dispensaries and collect lighters like
big zippos, torch lighters, just any type of dispensary lighter
with their logo on it.

Speaker 4 (01:21:32):
So I guess they're all like logo. They have like
a like a logo on them, Yeah, to tell where
they're from. Yeah. People used to do that with match books,
remember Greg God, Yeah that was old.

Speaker 8 (01:21:44):
Timmy giant container of match books you did.

Speaker 4 (01:21:46):
Yeah, it was always like an I was old, like
old dudes like my grandfather. They would have just a
bunch of old match books from different places.

Speaker 8 (01:21:53):
And it was just part of the experience. On your
way out the door, you would say, can I get
a book of Matches's.

Speaker 4 (01:21:58):
Because you used to be able to smoke places exactly.
Now it's like, what do people need to have matchbooks
for it? Because you can't smoke in there anyway?

Speaker 16 (01:22:04):
Right?

Speaker 4 (01:22:05):
Lighting a cadle, I guess yeah. All right, Hey, I
appreciate the call, Henry, have a great day, thanks for
listening to the Wit show. Right, sportsman, lets you go
as be Let's go to Brian Morning. Brian, Brian, good
morning with you show.

Speaker 1 (01:22:19):
How you guys doing today?

Speaker 4 (01:22:20):
We're doing it great? I'm still thinking about the chicken
collects all that stuff that falls off her body.

Speaker 1 (01:22:26):
Yeah, I'm stillwhere near that.

Speaker 4 (01:22:28):
Yeah, what do you got?

Speaker 9 (01:22:29):
Or?

Speaker 1 (01:22:30):
For several years, I have been collecting American flags. I
prefer anything before nineteen fifty nine with forty eight stars.
But a few years ago, about five years ago, at
an estate sale, I came across an internament flag, which
is a flag that's straight across the soldier's casket after
they pass away. It turned out that there were no

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other family members to take that flag, so I purchased
that flag and put it in a special place in
my home. And since then I have now collected seventeen
and tournament flags.

Speaker 4 (01:23:02):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (01:23:03):
And then you just keep them in the frame and everything.

Speaker 1 (01:23:06):
Yes, I keep them inside the triangular point frame. And
generally inside each box are three spent bullet casings from
the twenty one gun salute. During their perier, they take
three of them because there are generally three soldiers who
fire seven shots each. They take one casing from each
soldier and they put it inside of the case as well.

Speaker 4 (01:23:29):
And what's your what's your endgame here?

Speaker 11 (01:23:31):
Like?

Speaker 4 (01:23:31):
What do you plan to do with them? Are just
kind of you not sure. I think it's a lot
of things with the collections, Like Greg's got these salt
and pepper shakers.

Speaker 1 (01:23:38):
Yeah sure, yeah, yeah, I'm too sure. I've contacted some
of the local bws to see if I could possibly
donate them to them where they could for them.

Speaker 4 (01:23:52):
Yeah. M interesting. So you always got some kind of
weird collection. It's interesting, all right, Brian, thanks for the call, man,
appreciate you listening to what the show. They love you,
I love you? Yeah, all right, baby.

Speaker 8 (01:24:02):
At Lisa, it's not scams. Yeahs fingernail.

Speaker 11 (01:24:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:24:06):
Let's go to Jamie. Good morning, Jamie, good morning, good morning.
So do you have like some kind of odd collection.

Speaker 16 (01:24:15):
I don't know how odd it is. I think maybe
I take it more seriously than other people who may
collect the same thing. But I have all of the cards,
birthday cards, greeting cards, any kind of card that I've
ever received from any humans, for myself and my son
for the past twenty years.

Speaker 4 (01:24:34):
Wow, that's great, I hear you.

Speaker 16 (01:24:37):
Email.

Speaker 4 (01:24:38):
Well Greg does do that with Oh yeah, Greg doesn't
do that with all the cards, Jamie. He only does
that with certain ones, right.

Speaker 8 (01:24:44):
Like the ones that have a sentimental message in there.

Speaker 4 (01:24:47):
I do every card I've ever given you, every card
you gave me I was, write a very nice note.
Have any card that I give and then I keep
them in a box. How many of my cards do
you have? I don't think I've ever gotten a card. See,
I know Greg likes card. So do cars are the best?
I swear I've given you cards? Yeah? And then what
are you just a you got them? I get a
box the closet like Greg does.

Speaker 16 (01:25:10):
Oh, well, they take up quite a bit of space.

Speaker 4 (01:25:12):
I'm sure.

Speaker 16 (01:25:12):
I also have like anything that I received, like a
nice text message. I'll even like email it to myself
and print it out. It now is like an entire
walk in closet, like notes that would have gotten passed around,
like when I was in high school from friends and

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stuff like just.

Speaker 12 (01:25:36):
I have a bunch of those.

Speaker 4 (01:25:37):
You do you still have notes from high school?

Speaker 11 (01:25:39):
He?

Speaker 6 (01:25:39):
Yes, I have a box.

Speaker 4 (01:25:40):
I probably really. Yeah, it's fun.

Speaker 11 (01:25:42):
Sometimes me and my best friend will like drink wine
and go through our notes and yeah, from high school, like.

Speaker 4 (01:25:47):
What are the notes about? Just anything?

Speaker 5 (01:25:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:25:50):
Anything? It could be like I'm so bored in math class?

Speaker 12 (01:25:52):
What are They're not that interesting?

Speaker 11 (01:25:54):
But then like some of them will be about boys,
and then we would have like code names for the
he's worse even now we're trying to figure out who
we're talking about.

Speaker 12 (01:26:03):
Yeah, ok, yep, all.

Speaker 4 (01:26:04):
Right, Well, hey Jamie, thank you for the call. Appreciated
listening to show.

Speaker 17 (01:26:08):
Thank you.

Speaker 8 (01:26:11):
This card and text thing reminded me. This is an
awesome tip for you. Mario gave this to me when
we first started dating. After our first date and I
went my way, he went his way, and on the
way home he texted me, you know, so glad we
finally met and blah blah blah, and it was a
very sweet sentimental text. He printed them out and framed
them in this cool frame. Now I have that first text.

(01:26:32):
So pro tip for everybody. If you go on a
first date you think it's going somewhere and it's going
to be an lasting, awesome relationship, print out the text
and put it in a nice frame.

Speaker 4 (01:26:41):
Ya not, yuck? What I meant? That was supposed to
be the awesome button.

Speaker 5 (01:26:47):
Sorry the text says awesome buttones I slipped.

Speaker 4 (01:26:53):
What about if it says you up? Yeah? Yeah, it
was the ween picture. Also in there to being that
in the frame thing too, The woody show. What's seventy
three minus four? Yeah, it's hot, all right. So we're
asking you look kind of a weird ass collection. Do

(01:27:14):
you have something not typical? I mean the only thing
that I have that I've collected really the garbage pail kids.
Somebody confused on the Texas said, well, what do you
collect cabbage patch? Yeah you do. No, I don't have
cabbage would be even though garbage pail kids, those were
uh spoofing cabbage patch kids and this one.

Speaker 8 (01:27:38):
You bust them out every once in a while or
not really.

Speaker 4 (01:27:41):
I look at them every you did recently because I
get the new ones. The new ones, I'll go through.
I'll get them, I'll look through six six one says
I work in HVAC and I collect old thermostats. This
one says I collect coffee bags from coffee roasters. I
plan to make a huge frame and open up a
coffee shop with that inside of it. Oh no. This

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one says I collect beer coozies. I got hundreds of them.
My odd collection is dry pasta. I have a container
of different shapes and colors of pasta in a jar,
and I would take a few from a box if
they have a special shape or a color, and I
just put them into my collection jar all right. This
one says, Hi me love, I adly have a collection

(01:28:23):
of buttons. I bought this antique looking box a long
time ago, like sixteen years ago, and it came with
a lot of different buttons in it. Since then, I've
always put my extra little buttons from the ones that
come with the clothing in that box, which now I've
acumulated over one hundred buttons. Okay, Uh. This one, Set
one five says I have a weird collection of old

(01:28:45):
wooden barn pulleys A right, the really heavy duty eighteen
hundreds types. Oh oh wow. I have no idea why,
but I just love old pulleys.

Speaker 8 (01:28:56):
That is insanely random.

Speaker 4 (01:28:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 18 (01:28:59):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:29:00):
I collect key chains. I'd pin them to bulletin boards
and I display them.

Speaker 11 (01:29:03):
Okay, I have a collection of key chains that just
seemed regular to me though, really.

Speaker 6 (01:29:07):
Yes, souvenirs and stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:29:09):
I collect maps and globes. Somebody collects old washboards. My
mom collects bird knickknacks and figurines little birds. Yeah, my
dad collects fortunes from fortune cookies. Someone else collecting floaty pens.
Those are the ones that have like I think you
get them like aquariums and stuffy kind of have like
or like a surfers in it or doll Do you.

Speaker 8 (01:29:32):
Remember the pens where you would click it and then
the ladies bikini would come off.

Speaker 1 (01:29:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:29:36):
Yeah, that was pretty cool. The one I always wanted
when I was a kid because all the teachers had him.
They had that pen. They had the different colors that
you could select, had like a white cap just like
push down the color that you wanted, pretty high tack.
You had like a blue shaft to it, like a
light blue, you know, in the white top. Yeah. Man,
absolutely odd collections. Thank you for sharing those. On the
text over to two to nine eight seven. We're gonna

(01:29:58):
take a quick break. Oh yeah, someone's like the funko stuff.
I understands the typical stuff. Someone says they've got about
twelve thousand who I would say, twelve thousand dollars worth.

Speaker 8 (01:30:10):
Oh okay, Yeah, you have to have a second house
for twelve thousand.

Speaker 4 (01:30:13):
Vegas casino ashtrays from like the seventies and eighties. That's
kind of that's cool. That's cool, all right. So the
Wood Show will be right back. So I'll be right
back it will happen?

Speaker 16 (01:30:22):
Or what do you show next?

Speaker 4 (01:30:24):
They're back, Sit on my face. It's the show, all right,
welcome back everybody. Hi, it is the Woody Show. It's
July the thirtieth, thirty one days in July, right, yeah, yeah, okay, yeah,
Thursday is August first. My daughter's birthday is on Friday.
Se I'm trying to keep it all together. Yeah, what's up?
What's the turn up? What's she getting? Yeah for her birthday?

(01:30:44):
Oh well, I'm not going to say that because then, uh,
you know, surprise, right. She just wanted to know. She's
getting four new horses. Yeah, yeah, horse. She owns zero horses.
She always well, I until she's an adult she can.
I'm not getting her horse. She's getting a boat slit
for her horse. No, I mean, dude, it's crazy. These uh,

(01:31:05):
these twelve year old girls. She's turning twelve. All her
little friends and everything are into makeup and skincare. All
these girls care nice. All these girls are asking for
Sephora stuff. Yeah, durable. Like if you threw out some
of the some of the names of some of the
trend of your like skincare stuff or whatever I can
tell you, is there something monkey or oh yeah, yeah

(01:31:28):
what what did do you know any think about that?
Sammy junky mo nkey Yeah, Dody junkie monkey. Yeah, I
don't know. Anyway, she's she's asking for that's and due,
that's the forest stuff is crazy expensive.

Speaker 5 (01:31:39):
Well, this is what Bethany Frankel was saying a few
months ago with Menace. She says she has a dissimilar
age daughter, and she said, my daughter's not getting Sephora,
you know, she's getting Kmart makeup because she's a little girl.

Speaker 4 (01:31:49):
And well she had names of all no, yeah, no makeup.
Like I'm fine with the with the lip gloss stuff.
Drunk elephant there, it is, drunk elephant. Yeah, that's what
all these twelve year old girls one, this drunk elephant stuff.
I don't even know what it is. It's like some
kind of like does she knows that the Rock has
a skincare line?

Speaker 9 (01:32:06):
Now?

Speaker 4 (01:32:07):
Oh really? Yeah, I'm sure that's what she wants all
the twelve year old girls.

Speaker 6 (01:32:10):
The raw drunk elephant is like a skincare line.

Speaker 4 (01:32:12):
Okay, but yeah, the lip class thing is fine. But
these girls, they'll go to these birthday parties for each
other and a gift will be a pack of fifty
different lip glosses.

Speaker 14 (01:32:23):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (01:32:25):
Yeah, it's insane.

Speaker 8 (01:32:27):
Do all your birthday shopping at CVS.

Speaker 11 (01:32:29):
Yeah, there's not really any cool like in between makeup
for teens now.

Speaker 6 (01:32:33):
I guess we used to have true colors.

Speaker 11 (01:32:35):
Everybody had that and it was all the different eye
shadows and everyone to get little packs and that's was
in at the time.

Speaker 4 (01:32:40):
But what's the age girls, Like, what is the age
like where it's appropriate for.

Speaker 12 (01:32:46):
Yeah, we were.

Speaker 6 (01:32:47):
High seventh eighth grade, about twelve years old.

Speaker 4 (01:32:50):
Yeah, just experience, you know what I'm saying, Maybe because
it maybe because of my daughter, just like like not yet.
Isn't color pop like super popular right now? I don't know? Man,
just finished should about this?

Speaker 16 (01:33:00):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:33:00):
This is your wheelhouse? Yeah yeah, but the skincare stuff,
I just I will check it out basics while we're
figuring me out. July thirtieth, Today is National Cheesecake Day.
Shut the cheesecake. It's an International Day of Friendship. It's
also National Father in Law Day. I'm lucky enough to
have a really cool father in law. It's paperback book Day,

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whatever that is. It's Share a Hug Day and one
of the most overrated activities ever, even though I love
the water and I love the beach, those kind of
vacations world Snorkeling day, you must make your case now. Yeah,

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I think maybe I'm like just because it's like the
Statue of Liberty trip to me, like go to see
the statud You get on a boat and you go
somewhere and you're kind of like there into like it'd
be one thing, and you go snorkeling, maybe like right
off the right off the beach. But any snorkling I've
ever done has been one of those excursions where you
get on a boat, they take you out somewhere. Right now,
I'm stuck out there, like once I'm done, I'm done,
I want to go. I want to go back to wherever.

Speaker 5 (01:34:04):
That's why you want to go on these private islands
menace because they have like they'll have the beach and
then there's a little snorkeling shack and they already have
stuff thrown out in the water.

Speaker 4 (01:34:12):
You statue, I think it's the best. I think it's
the aspect, Yeah, when you're actually doing it, fine, I
think it's the aspect of it. To me, it's like
a on a boat excursion. You're off somewhere, but I'm done.
I want to be done. Here's your flippers, here's your mask. Yeah,
that's it. The last place and I went in Honolulu.
It was like a twenty minute ride, a little a
little sock full of food.

Speaker 8 (01:34:31):
Get it when you're done. You're done. What do you
mean you would rather turn it in than just go
about your day instead of continuing on with the excursion. Correct, Well,
then you don't sign up for the excursion.

Speaker 4 (01:34:40):
That's what I'm saying. But then snorkel at the resort.
But I've never seen the snorkeling part of the resort.
I've always just seen it where it's like, to me,
I thought, that's just how I just thought, that's how
I went. I love it. Obviously, the Deadpool and Wolverine stuff.
Everybody's still talking about that. Everybody is super excited about
Robert Downey Junior going back to Marvel as a doctor Doom,

(01:35:04):
a new mask, same task. Okay, so you're all familiar
with that. It's been a year since Scenad O'Connor died.
The official cause of death is finally out. Everybody's thinking
that maybe she committed suicider. Yeah, it was respiratory issues
smoker chronic obstructive pulmonary disease COPD. That's how my buddy's
mom died, REALLYPD. But she was a heavy smoker. I

(01:35:26):
don't know about Snad O'Connor. Oh did you see there
was like some museum that did a wax figure of her. Yeah,
it was. Everybody was so pissed because it was not good.
Looked terrible. Cool to complain about these wax figures. No,
this one was pretty bad. It was bad. Yeah, I
did see a picture of it. It looks like a
little kid did it in like a computer program. It's

(01:35:49):
not very good. Michael C. Hall is back playing Dexter.
This is good because Dexter. So I think I'm that's
gonna be my next show. Really yeah, because I'm wrapping
up with Better Call. Harry gets weird at the end, Okay,
but uh, all these get it till it gets weird.
But that's definitely one that I've been interested in and
everybody talks so highly about it for so long. You're

(01:36:09):
running out of shows, aren't you. Because there's a new
Tulsa King season. Yep, I'm gonna watch that. That starts in September.

Speaker 5 (01:36:14):
But Mine's is over, right, minees is over obviously, Sons
of Any has been over, breaking bads over.

Speaker 4 (01:36:19):
Yeah, Yeah, I like the shows bringing the just started
over the I like the shows and getting into him
once they are over, because every time I get into
a newer show, like this is the way it should
have gone. Oh, Tulsa King, really cool show, one season done,
That's typically how it would go for me. Yeah, that's
how like a show that I really get into and
then they're done, and so like I I'd rather like

(01:36:41):
invest and know, Okay, there's four good seasons of this, yeah,
or there's you know whatever. However many seasons of Dexter
before I get into it. It don't stop. Sly. This
new series, Dexter Resurrection, not many details yet accepted to
follow up to Dexter new Blood, and it's set in
present day. He's also gonna narrow the inner voice of
the young Dexter in the pre cool series Dexter Original

(01:37:03):
Sin So Michael C. Hall, who is great and six
feet Under. That's a show you can go back and watch.
I really like that show, Greg. I think you love that.

Speaker 8 (01:37:11):
I think I've been meaning. I think it's on my list.

Speaker 4 (01:37:13):
Yeah, that is definitely a Greg Gory kind of show
for Sammy rat Faced Glenn palle Yes, he's going to
be a part of a family guy Halloween special. Saw
that Lady God Guys engaged or fiance is some guy
Michael Polanski. They've been dating for like four or five years.
He's an entrepreneur and a tech investor. Okay. A little

(01:37:34):
follow up after Cardi B criticized Popeye's new honey lemon
pepper flavor. You guys, they have invited her to come
to the company's test kitchen really to work on new flavors. Menace.

Speaker 5 (01:37:47):
You always want to go to a test kitchen every
birthday month October. Oh, I have already thought of some
and but it never happens. Why because you're too nice
and you beg You got to dis some what Cardi
B does.

Speaker 4 (01:37:56):
This is what Seba says about, like please stop doing
that not fun or entertaining anybody. It is not like
I don't it's kind of fun. Yeah, thank you, Sam.
She hasn't been doing for five years like we have
joy fun. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:38:09):
And then Cardi B also claimed that New York the
only twenty four hour Popeyes and of course she was
dead wrong.

Speaker 4 (01:38:13):
Oh she's oh yeah, that was her thing. She's like,
she was so proud of that, and it's just not true,
and so New York sucks. Here's the here's here's the.

Speaker 20 (01:38:20):
Already fumbled with this flavor because this flavor is not
it like there's lemon pepper flavor with honey or this
sweet taste on it. It's just it's just not good.
It tastes like a sprice soda.

Speaker 7 (01:38:34):
It's a dud.

Speaker 4 (01:38:36):
Now I'm mad, Yeah, now now she's mad. All right. Anyway,
so now she's gonna be going to the test kitchen.
That's kind of cool.

Speaker 8 (01:38:42):
I just prove them wrong.

Speaker 13 (01:38:45):
You have any requests this year because I have a
couple of ideas for test kitchen visits. Who uh, well,
there's pan Express, there's jacket a box.

Speaker 4 (01:38:57):
Pan Express, Fun Express. They don't want to come up.
But I don't feel like there's much innovation going on there.
Oh there is really Yeah. Think of pies. Yeah, pies, Yeah,
I feel like there are. You can do a lot.
They have so many ingredients, yeah, right, so many.

Speaker 8 (01:39:12):
They don't need to test them. You know they're gonna
be good. Release them.

Speaker 4 (01:39:15):
Yeah, do it all right, let's see, we've got some
birthdays and your porno birthday today, So now I'm thinking, like,
what kind of test could you gonna be fun to
go to.

Speaker 9 (01:39:27):
Show?

Speaker 6 (01:39:27):
It's Shimmy, We're gonna it's shimmy.

Speaker 4 (01:39:31):
We're gonna sit be, It's shimay.

Speaker 8 (01:39:34):
And you know we don't do birthday all right.

Speaker 4 (01:39:37):
Starting with the celebrities, Happy birthday to Arnold Schwarzenegger, who
is seventy seven years old today. That was I enjoyed
that documentary, Arnold. I love that. Yeah, I thought that
was It was way more interesting than I thought it
was going to be out in the woods inspiration. I
feel we've been talking about her a lot lately. Lisa Kudro,
it's her birthday. Phoebe on Friends, You're just sixty one

(01:39:59):
years old today. Laurence Fishbourne, right, Menace Fishbourne. Laurence Fishburne
is sixty three. Hillary Swank is fifty. Hope Solo the
Olympic and World Cup soccer chick, she's forty three. Terry
Crews is fifty six. Tom Green remember him, Yeah, loved
his show. Tom Green is fifty three years old. Today.

(01:40:21):
You got Vivica A Fox who is sixty, Jamie Presley,
she was joy On. My name is Earl. I like
that show back when it was on. She's been to
a bunch of other stuff. She's forty seven. You got
Avonne Strahowsky from The Handmaid's Tale. I think I'm saying
her name right. And we're just meent Dexter, she's forty two.
Christopher Nolan, the director, is fifty four. And William Atherton,

(01:40:43):
he was the EPA inspector, remember Walter Peck and Ghostbuster,
Shut it Down, Shut It All Now? And Richard in Diehard.
He's seventy seven. Today. Your porno birthday is Michelle Leigh
and she has been splattered with more DNA than a
crime scene. Two hundred and ninety six fine adult films,
and there seems to be a theme. Greg told a

(01:41:03):
lot of the movies that she's been in to see
if you can figure it out. She was in anal Olympics, okay.
She was also in Finding Tushy Land Volume oneh She
was in Meat Pushing in the Seat Cushion Volume three, okay.
Also Assault on the Rectum Volume nine, Take that and.

Speaker 8 (01:41:20):
Uh on the Rectum Rectum, Gonna assault it?

Speaker 4 (01:41:25):
And who can forget her unforget a role in your
mom's a slut and she takes it in the butt.

Speaker 9 (01:41:30):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:41:32):
That's Michelle la mom who's fifty five years old today,
damn girl. And that is your porn of birthday, your
celebrity birthdays, and that a little look at what's happening
in the world of entertainment here on a Tuesday morning
on The Woody Show. We're gonna take a quick break
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in a bit. Buila wouldn't approve the Woody Show. All right, Well,

(01:41:59):
that's gonna do it for two morning every about a
sweet ye just go to the Woody Show podcast and
give you a quick rundown of what you'll find on there.
Today it was Morgan's Bush or Bear game. Oh wow,
because apparently bush is back as we heard. Oh wow,
so that's kind of a new thing. But yeah, Morgan's
Bush or Bear, that's brand new. Also, the Woody Show

(01:42:21):
Employee of the Month nominees, you have until tomorrow to
get your votes over to us. Who do you think
should be the Woody Show Employee of the Month for
the month of July, and then we got the Bart Report,
always interesting stories about just the stupidity of some of
the people that we got around here. They're working in
different departments and some of the stuff. And he also
because Morgan had the idea we always do the employee

(01:42:42):
of the month, why not do worst Employee of the Month.
So Bort for the first month ever, gave out that
award today, plus the trending news headlines and a whole
bunch of other stuff. It's all there on the Full
Show podcast. Just hit up the woodyshow dot com. Coming
up for you tomorrow, Woody Show. So family feud, right,
and so Sea Bass's gonna give us a chance, I

(01:43:04):
think to maybe win something. I forget what the what
the offering up was last time because he did the
the the party. Well you recall last time Greg got
unbanned from my house. Oh that's yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:43:15):
Oh yeah, now Greg's now eligible to come to a
future I'm the luckiest. Yeah that's what it was. Anyway,
that's just that's just a little sidewager. The real fun
is the Woody Show Family Feud. I also announced the
winner for the Employee of the Month for July. That
and more tomorrow Wednesday here on the Woody Show. Anything
you got for us in the meantime you can leave

(01:43:36):
on the after hours voicemail. That number is eight seven
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Woody Show. Yeah, Menace, Sea, Bass, Sammy, anything you like
to add, no, Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.

Speaker 8 (01:43:54):
Yeah, next time you see somebody wearing Camo, just walk
right into them so they can feel like it's work.

Speaker 16 (01:44:02):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:44:02):
Greg as a big fan of CAM. I love it,
he does. Do you like the old school like Nom
Camo or do you like more desert storm Camo. I'll
go storm like duck Hunter Camo where it's like the
bright Oranges is featured.

Speaker 8 (01:44:16):
Let's go desert storm.

Speaker 4 (01:44:17):
I think the desert storm stuff is cooler too. Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:44:20):
Really, it's in a nice hue.

Speaker 4 (01:44:22):
Than like the old school you know, Vietnam Camo, right,
that's too dark? Yeah and dated? Yeah, totally so cooler.
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, thank you so much
for giving the show some of your valuable time this morning.
You know, we love it. Appreciate you for that. The
rest of you guys can suck it. Catch back here
on Wednesday. Have a great day. S M D double M.

(01:44:43):
I quit this bitch.