The Woody Show November 10th 2023 Podcast

Friday Fails, The Duiq, Menace's Late Night Monologue & More!

Episode Transcript

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Speaker is due to the graphic natureof this program. Listener discretion is advise
no Woody Show. This is theWoody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now

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in session. Well, good morningeverybody, Marten. Today is November tenth,
twenty twenty three, and today isTrina. Yeah. I don't know
why. It's felt like three weeksin one. It was such a long

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week, dude. Yeah, yeah, yesterday went by pretty quick, and
I'm hoping today has that same kindof vibe up. Yeah, but welcome
to Friday. I'm wedding. That'sray lfg Ray, there's Greg Monday boards
here, Caroline's here, there's Morgan, there's Vaughn. Let's go. It's

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Friday, ray lfg Yeah, it'sthe Woodie Show. Now it's official.
It's a Friday, a busy Friday. As always, very excited for menaces,
late night monologue week in Review.We told you that was that was
gonna come up today. That'll behappening this morning. Also your chance to

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win some stuff We're gonna done ascontest the d y Q. Of course,
Friday fail stories rains got nerd outfor the hours up and it's the
final redneck news story of the weekfor the year because next week we're starting
the playoff round, so there's onemore spot in the playoffs. We'll have
all this week's stories had to headfor your votes, and you'll text over
to two to nine to eighty seven. Uh. You can also send your

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Friday check ins over that direction,your name, what part of town you're
in, whatever you got going onthis weekend. Anybody got any exciting weekend
plans? I have your favorite?Finally a no plans weekend. Oh yeah,
I feel like it's been two months. We had a meeting yesterday and
uh it was for the sales department. They actually they called it a mixer.

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It was a mixer. Yes,mix Oh sounds so old time,
doesn't it. We're having a mixerAnd they sent out these these questionnaires that
we had to fill out beforehand forthe brilliant time. Yeah yeah, and
uh, like what do you whatkind of car do you drive? Ov

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you into remember Sammy's like you seeus. You didn't fill out your mixer.
I'm like, I filled it outfor the past five years and nothing
ever happened. They don't read them, so it's not gonna it's worth nobody's
time. When and how did youstart, Like, in other words,
here at the station, I said, twenty fourteen. I was recruited.
How's that going to help anybody?Yeah, like personal faves, music,

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film, TV books, sports teams? Does this help you sell anything?
As part mixer was get to knowyou because they don't know us, because
we have so many new people herenow, Greg and Woody, do they
have Greg's suggestion of name tags?Oh no, they did not. We
need to wear name tags every minuteof every day. And then Greg,

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this is worried mind. What's yourperfect weekend? I said, no plans
or canceled plans. I think Iput something similar to that. Yeah it's
the best, but it had toinclude alcohol. Yeah, yeah it's the
best. Well, hopefully this willresult in just a lot of a lot
of shales leads, you know whatI mean. I mean it used to
be like, if we've mentioned aproduct on the show that we've truly just
you know, office coff, wedo it all the time, that we

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enjoy I would send that to thepeople here at the station. Yeah,
yeah, okay, this is okay. Some times and nothing happens, so
I stopped doing it. Yeah,but here we go. Categories that you
are most interested in endorsing, solike, you know, for people to
be sponsored the show, I said, you know, regular people stuff,
practical products and services. I'm notinterested in any type of lawyer, or
any type of snake oil product orsupplement, medications or anything people have to

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ingest other than food. That's helpful, right, helpful. I mean Sammy
brings up every once in a while, there's something about whatever. I go.
Yeah, that's something you gotta ingest. I'm not I'm not getting behind
it. Yeah, because that's thelast thing I want. I put down
Cardier, Cardio, Mez, anybodyelse. Anything fun? Yeah, I
got dumb before the movies. I'mgonna go see the Marvels obviously, and

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it's anything fun. I'm still deciding. Yeah, like stay home or turning
out of his route? Yeah,right at home? Yeah, he never
seen nobody believes that you're stay athome sea Bass have anything fun. I
have my nephew's three year old birthdayparty, little Jimberree on Saturday. Yeah.
Why are my old families coming totown? So? Yeah, okay,
so you're visiting with family. Yeah, yeah, it's not about that

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kid's birthday party. Oh, speakingof movies. Ghostbusters Frozen Empire is coming
out March twenty ninth. You couldcheck out the new trailer just came out.
Yep. I like that new Ghostbusters, the Afterlife one. It was
good. I like the news crew, but I don't know why they keep
bringing back the old crew. Well, I mean because they're all still around,

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well except for Harold. Harold,but let's push beyond that. Well,
because I do like the new crew, how do you get Woody and
his daughter to go to the samemovie you keep the old crew? Yep?
Well I don't. I don't know, Like because I watched the trailer,
I'm like, they're still here.Well, you know he's in it,
Paul Rudd, Right then he's oneof the new guys. Yeah,

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so Greg, you like that?I do, right, Yeah? You
know who else is in it is, uh Patton Oswalt. Oh about Oh
yuck. He should have been inthe Female ghost He may he may have,
just like a tiny little side hopefully. Yeah. Now, speaking of
the old dudes, Dan Ackroyd,he's going to be on the show Monday.

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Yeah. Yeah, so Dan aliving legend, I know, so
excited on the show Monday morning.He can't discuss this hit just because of
the way everything's shaken out, donningthe eyes and crossing the t's yeah,
ivializing everything. So even though theyhave an agreement, they can't talk about
it. We'll get the we'll getthe rules. The papers are signed.
They could talk about the old stuff, right, Like, definitely talk about

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the old stuff, like, dude, if you can't talk to about nineteen
eighty four's Ghostbusters l and all thosedudes, or the seventies snl right,
all those other movies, Trading Places, all these other great movies. He
was in cone Heads, but nothingthat's coming up. Do you know a
movie that he was in that Iabsolutely love, but he wasn't like the
main star. It was a supportingrole. It's The Great Outdoors with John

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Ky. Yeah, oh my god, I worshiped that movie. It was
a great movie. Worship John Candy. He was the best. Yeah.
Anyway, Dan a Road on theshow Monday, Greg Matthew Perry's death certificate
has been released. I don't Imean, but the cause of death obviously
been deferred depending all the toxicology testswhich take eighteen years ago. Yeah,

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I thought it was kind of rawthat so TMZ posted this. I don't
know if you saw ad manics youfollow all the TMZ stuff, but I
guess they were trying to keep youknow, Matthew Perry's uh, he's like
in a crypt or But what isit? What's the one where they put
the coffin in the wall. It'sa mausoleum, right, what's a crypt?
Then? Crypt is like that's agood question, a little like a

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little separate your own little house,concrete house. It's in the yeah,
in the cemetery, that's a crypt. Crypt is small below ground chamber.
Mausoleum is a large above ground structure. So they were trying to like keep
it under wraps exactly the location withinyou know, Forest Lawn Cemetery where he
was. But then TMC did likea big thing about like, oh,

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here's exactly where you can go,and they said the family was trying to
keep it quiet or whatever like andthey even said the family trying to keep
it quiet, but here's where itis. But his section is gated off,
so like John Q. Public can'tjust walk in. There's a gate.
Yeah, because he's near Carrie Fisherand Carrie Fisher and w reydlds are
publicly accessible. I've seen there andI went there with my mom. Actually
yeah, but apparently they had aphoto and it was like a little courtyard

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type thing with a gate. Okay, oh to be a dan Aykroy carry
and Carrie Fisher. Did you knowthat they were engaged? I didn't know
that. Yeah, dude, hewas you know what he was like the
Pete Davidson of his time. Hewas then l. Yeah, he was
an SNL like master swordsman at histime. Because it was it was Carrie
Fisher, it was Gilda Radner andthen Donna Dixon is that her name?

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Donna Dixon? Like that attractive?He was married her here that's where we
had all his kids with. Butyeah, he was married with her for
They just got divorced the thing lastyear. Wow. But yeah, like
dude, dan Ackroy, like youlook at the guy and you know it's
like Pete David and you look atthe guy, you don't think, oh,
this guy probably pulls a lot ofhot chicks. He was crushing it,
crushing it. Car but we're talkinglike, you know, Star Wars

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eighties. Carrie Fisher knew that.Wow, it said good for him and
Donna Dixon separate after thirty nine years. There you go, kids together and
everything. I didn't know he waswith Gilda Radner. Yeah, I was
married to Gene Wilder. Oh thatwas like a the Gilda Radner thing.
I guess that's when they were workingon SNL together and they really try to
keep it quiet and everything. It'salways weird. I don't want to bring

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that stuff up, Like when thoseguys come in, it's kind of weird
talking talk about your relationship, Likewhen when Derek from some forty one was
here, Like you know, alot of people I'm sure wanted to hear
about Avril Levine. But he's gotbut he's got another he's got another wife
now, Like is that gonna puthim in a weird position? So I
feel uncomfortable bringing that kind of stuffup. And what is he really going
to say to us? The best, you know, I tried to lead

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it down that road. I didask a question about like all these different
reunions that happened to when we wereyoung festival because she was there, you
know what I mean, like inme like, oh he said something about
Averrol one point he did he aboutlike the creepy stalker people and people threatening
him and everything else. But uhyeah, there's so much to talk to,
uh dan akright about. I thinkwe can find some other stuff.
I think so other than the newGhostbusters, right, and then one little

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last note here a Good Burger starKel Mitchell. I never watched that.
That was the one with Keenan keKeenan Thompson and yeah, kel Mitchell.
Anyway, Kel Mitchell has been hospitalizedand there seems to be no word why.
This is kind of like that JamieFox situation. But the hell happened
to him? Too much orange soda, Like I don't too soon. I

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don't understand that reference, because againthat that show was like I was too
old for that show by the timeit came around A Good Burger and orange
soda was like the main So thatwas just this thing it sorry, is
that a bad to another version ofSammy giving a big thumbs up on JFK's

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running into this where coming out ofthe gate with the jokes. Well,
that was his whole thing was thathe loved orange soda. That's the main
thing I remember about his character.We all hear that soda will kill you.
Yeah, I mean, come on, come on, you got any
more jokes here. Isn't that serious? Like he's we don't know, no,
he has he has posted these recoveringso yeah, we don't know why
you don't say it, didn't saywhat? And Good Burger two coming to

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Paramount? Oh noise? Oh yeah, well this is all it's all promotion.
Yeah, just ask medical take Yeah, it's all promotion. You know.
Good Burger two is killing promote properlyquite yeah. Yeah, So we're
gonna make that's a good about youbeing hospitalized dog, that's a pretty good
theory. We're gonna take it.Oh my god, why you got people?

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This is the show and we're intoanother new hour of insensitivity training.
Pretty politically correct world. It's Fridaymorning, Yeah, Rich, that's what
I'm thinking, right, Rich,Right, I'm LFG. It's novemb twenty
twenty three. I'm on. That'srave, Yes, great gory, we

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got menace. What's up? There'sa sea bass? Sammy Borton, Caroline
are here, Morgan's here, Vaughan'shere. Phones are open at eight seven
seven forty four. What he hasa text over to two to two ninety
seven Friday check in the same placetwo to ninety seven tell us your name.
Make sure you include your name andyour check ins. Please. Some
people send the check ins over andthey don't include the name. We want
to give you the proper shout out. We're trying to do things the right

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way over here, the easy way. Anything anyone he'd liked to have us
mentioned, weekend plans, whatever yougot, send them all over Friday check
ins two to nine eight seven,Well could have very easily been the lead
fail story of the week. Dude, what the hell is Jared leto doing
climb and everything? Yeah? Whatis this said that he's I watched the
interview and he said that he's justbeen really into climbing for years. Okay,

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so he, uh, he climbedthe Empire State Building, right,
yeah, the top of it.And yeah it was the first like league
legally, yes, legally climbed theyhad the permits. He went from and
not from the bottom. He wentfrom the eighty sixth floor observation deck to
the base of the antenna that's atthe top. And this is to promote
the thirty seconds to Mars Tour.Yeah, okay, all right, why

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why you know, because he saidthat he's really climbing, I know,
But Okay, so if you getthe opportunity to climb on the top of
the Empire State Building once you takeNo, it's not getting the opportunity there,
it's it's inquiring and making the opportunity. They're like, hey guys,
we're doing to climbing tours. ButI mean, yeah, I just like,
if you're that guy and you haveso much to live for manager,

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yeah, anybody, but he hassafety equipment. It's not like he's like,
sure he was he wasn't going tofall to his death. Yeah.
I mean you know. Still youhear about like window washers, they have
all kinds of equipment and they're tetheredand everything else, and everyone's one of
those things just go wrong. You'reJared Letto, you're in a band,
you're an actor, you're you livein a bubble. Yeah, you're rich,
Like what are you doing? Man? Maybe this is the money factor,

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Greg, Maybe this is another oneof those things where it's like,
you know, when you have moneyand you have fame and you have all
this stuff, like you got tofind something. Yeah. It's like how
Ravey's built up a tolerance to allthese drugs. She needs to do harder
and harder drugs just to get thesame high. That's why I'm on cocaine.
Now, cocaine, but you needthat. It's like adrenaline junkies that

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just doesn't like the regular stuff,doesn't do it for him anymore. So
now I'm gonna put on this wingsuit. I'm gonna jump off a cliff and
I'm gonna fly through the sky likea bird. Why or go to space?
Why? No, that'd be fun. No, that'd be fun.
You got the d U i Qcoming up for you this hour. We
do have the Friday fail stories readyto go here for you on this Friday

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morning. It is the Woody Show. All right, ladies and gentlemen,

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boys and girls, it is timefor your Friday fel storry. All these
people thought they had the perfect plan, the plane that could never go wrong.
But then somewhere along the line thatwent from being a great idea the
one big stake in Mega Uber Ultra. That's pretty good, Pretty good,

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guys. Read again, And sinceyou mentioned out of space, I'm gonna
start with this one. From outof space or an astro lost a tool
bag during a space walk, NASAsays you can actually see it just using
a pair of binoculars, because that'swhat they said. It's reflective enough to
see sunlight bouncing off of it,and they expected to burn up in the

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atmosphere within the next few months.But I'm imagining do they bring back up
tools, because it's not like youcan just run back to cape and get
some more. I would assume it'sthe whole process. Can you run on
down all right? Who's gonna makethe tool run? No? Can't you

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like send a space net, youknow, do the space You would think
you had to shoot it out.The tools would be to him. You
would think the tools would be teathered. Thank you. A security guard at
elementary at an elementary school in Texasto take a dump. So he hit
the restroom, He dropped the kidsoff of the pool, cleaned himself up,
you know, and then he wentback to his job. Well,

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he forgot one little thing. Heleft his loaded gun behind in the restroom.
Now it was in the teacher's lounge, but still that's a major violation.
So he was immediately fired. Kindof moral it would leave the gun
in the bathroom. Oh, wehad somebody here do at the radio station.
What kind of idiot would do that? Also got fired. Oh no,

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no, no, you know whatI actually inquired. I said,
was there anything like a fall offfrom other said, nope, nothing.
If Ravey left her gun in thebathroom, so fired. No, but
the big headline would be Ravey hada gun. It's true, you know,
that would never happened. She's soanti gun, you know. But
who would bring loaded to work?Well, you never know, Yeah,

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you never know who's gonna Yeah hereat the radio station. Here's the thing.
I don't I don't care if peopledo. If you have a concealed
carry whatever and you bring it towork, that doesn't bother me. But
don't be dumb enough. This personleft it on the toilet paper holder in
the men's room right down the street, right down the hallway from the studio
here. Yeah, just lost trackof it and then send somebody else down

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to the radio station to pick itup for them. Didn't even come down
themselves. I would be so mortified. I'd be so embarrassed. Yeah,
yeah, shay gun my face whoops. Yeah. But this security guy,
he got megafire. He was nowin Miami. There's this idiot named Jeremiah
Charles who decided it would be litto carjacket lift driver that lit the driver.

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A woman says that he started punchingher from the back seat until she
got out of the car, andthen he took off in her super sweet
Toyota Corolla. She called the cops. Really easy to find the guy.
Number one uber always knows who theircars are. Number two He booked the
uber under his own name, sothey arrested him at home and they found
the car just the block away fromhis house. So he was arrested for

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robbery and carjacking, taken to failjail not so lit. Yeah, damn
dog in Maine, you got thisforty one year old guy named Kevin Gray.
Kevin ordered a ride share to takehim to TJ Max. Let's go

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get them deals. Yeah so uh. Then he blabbed to the driver about
how he was planning to steal fromthe TJ Max, how he had warrants
out for his arrest, and thenhe showed the driver the drugs that he
had on him. So the driverdropped Kevin off immediately called the cops and
they knew exactly who he was becausethis was Kevin's twelfth arrest of this year.

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The year keep sending him back out. So he was arrested, taken
to fail jail, sailed for howlong? Five minutes? Come on,
dog, Wow, what are youdoing? Dog? That's not a fail
in his part, that's a failin the justice system. Yep, yeah,
that's a double fa. Just outhere crimeing fun. Yeah, dude,
he's just a straight keep me injail. Why would I stop?

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Stop? This is TJ Max crimebeing honest and upfront, and he's not
very good at crime in the parentnice he's getting. It's a terrible crimer.
Like you said, he doesn't Imean, but can't stop. Also,
yeah, are one of my favoriteour final story of the morning,
but one of my favorites of theweek. This is out of New Mexico.
You got this used car salesman whowas quote test driving a customer's Mustang.

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I guess they were either trading itin or maybe it got serviced or
whatever. It's good and got stoppedby the cops doing one hundred and three
miles an hour and a forty fiveOh no, now here's some audio from
the officer's body camp. You're doingone hundred and three miles an hour in
a posted forty five mile hours?Did you have your driver's license, registration

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proofinsurans. Yes, I apologize.I'm on the I'm doing a test starve
right now for the customer. I'mso sorry about that. I'm by the
way. I'm sure that's what thecustomer want. Uh huh hey yeah,
when you test drive it, canyou please like take it over one hundred
miles an hour? Yeah? Reallypunch it? Yeah, just yeah,
really really get into it. Youknow, sorry about that. I'm on
it. I'm on my job.I'm sorry. Here's my information out of

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here right now. You're under Iapologize. I'm sorry you're under arrest.
I call my boss to let himknow in a little bit, but not
write this norm about yeah eventually yeahno, did you not hear me?
I'm doing a test. Yeah,I apologize. I said sorry, sir,
geez so polite, Yeah, swipe, I apologize. What more do

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you need from me? Yeah?Yeah, by the way, so fired.
He didn't call his boss, andthe boss is like, you know
what, once you get out,don't bother coming back, idiot. Those
are your Friday fail stories. We'regonna take a break, we'll come back.
We got this week's dumb ass contest. It's the d u i Q.

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You guys know how this works.We need a contestant. If you
want that to be you and havea chance to win a prize, go
ahead and give us a call rightnow. We've got those phones cleared out
and eight seven seven forty four,Woody. That's the number, eight seven
seven forty four Woody. This timefor today's dumb ass contest, Same dumb

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ass contest. Every Friday, it'stime to play in the du You yeahs?
Feedback please. He's explaining the gameto everybody. I'm out on these
streets and I find someone who's niceand drunk. I asked them just the
nicest, easiest trivia questions that everyonehere knows. The question is, well,
the drunk person know it because they'reso drunk. Now, if you
can guess whether they know it twotimes out of three, did you win

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the DUIQ? All right, let'ssay hi to uh Chris. Hey,
good morning, Chris, Hey,Chris, good morning morning. All right,
so you're gonna be the contestant.You're the one trying to win a
prize here just by guessing whether thedrunk person, We'll get it right two
out of three times. And whois the drunk person today. See mask
is Drew. He's out you know, like all bros are pound of drinks

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looking for chicks. Well, heknows when to say when and when to
wrap it up and head home.And that's where I found Drew. Okay,
So we're going to use this firstlittle introductory clip so you can get
a better idea just how with itor not with it? Our friend Drew
is here. We go Drew andthe d u i Q. I am
so drunk that if it'd be aninjustice for me to go in any other
thing than a lift, which I'mgetting right now, let's do that,

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all right. I am drunk,is what we're saying, gittens by the
fact that I lost all that's notmy drink. That's my drink, okay,
And that's a great drink and youdeserve it. Which is a proud
sponsor of this podcast radio show andnot a sponsor, but I would have
set them as a sponsor if theydo. They are tasty, delightful drink

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that we all enjoy. Who couldn'tHe must be in marketing or something.
Very aspires to be in marketing.Now, Greg, is your gaitar going
off? No? Not at allinto hot chick little drunk kittens. I
am drunk, is what we're saying. Kittens give it away? What gave
it? A? Yeah? Allright, Chris, So that is the

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drunk Drew. That's who you're tryingto guess whether they know it or not.
Two out of three times would bethe winner of the d u I
Q. Are you ready for questionnumber one? Yes? Sam? All
right? We go. Terry Bradshawwon four titles with what team. All
right, Raby, what do youthink? Yes to Sammy and Menace?
No to Drew? Okay, Iecho the no on Drew. Uh.

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I'm gonna say that Menace does notknow. I'll say Sammy does know.
Okay, So no to Menace andDrew. Yes to Sammy, Greg Gory.
I am going to start with atriple no, a triple no,
okay, Sammy and Menace. Doyou think that our drunk friend Drew will
get the answer? Right? No? No? No? All right?
Chris? What do you think?Yes or no? No way? No

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way? All right, let's findout question number one. We're gonna start
with the Menace and Sammy The duy Q. Terry Bradshaw won four titles
with what team Menace, the Steelers, the Steelers, the Steelers, Steelers
correct, all right, all right, I thought wouldn't know. Yeah,
Terry Bradshaw had a reality show.Okay, but I thought he would just

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figure he'd be like the Fox NFLguy. I didn't know he'd be able
to put together what team? He'sgot a very Fox NFL every time.
But I'm saying every time that footballcomes up, his only frame of reference
really is like either Joe Montana orJaMarcus Russell. Right, dicker the kicker

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right, totally references. Yeah,Cherry, Chris says. Chris says that
Drew won't get it. See ifhe gets on the board at the first
point here on the d U,I Q. Terry Bradshaw won four titles
with what team? Okay, Nowthis is a hate crime because you knew
that I wouldn't know football. Itwasn't a hate crime because it's gays in
football. I mean, the twinsshall never meet. Okay, Okay,

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can I think he's going to bea forty nine er? But is he
a forty nine? No? Heknew football exactly. You didn't even say
what sport? Yeah, and Greg, do you take offense to that I
do. I like football, football, and you're gay, right, I
mean I don't think that works gameright? Yeah? You show us doesn't

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work. Yeah, it's proven trueright here? Right? Only what sober?
Yeah? All right, Chris,you're on the board. Congratulations,
you got your first point. Onlyone more out of these next two questions
to win this round of the dU. I q Belcher family or the
stars of what TV show? Whatfamily? Yeah? I can Belcher the
Belcher family. I don't know whatthis is. It's not a woody show

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as a hand, Okay, Iwill say, God, I think I'm
gonna triple know this. This ismuch harder when you don't even know answer.
I don't know that I've only hadlike, I don't know what era
it is. I don't know.It's only still on the air, and
they've only had twelve seasons, soit's probably not gonna I'll give the safe
guests. I'll say triple no.Okay, triple no. Right, what
do you say, right, tripleno. But it could be a reality

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show, so maybe menas would knowa family point. I'm gonna say.
I'll say yes to Menace, noticeSammy, no to Drew. All right,
Sammy and Menace. Do you thinkthat Drew is going to get it?
No? No, Chris, whatdo you think? No? No?
All right? Question number two forthe d u i Q, Belzer

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Family or the stars of What TVShow? Sammy crystally knows best best wowing
to Odd Belcher, chrisly Hyphen Belcher. Yeah, Menace, Uh, Little
People, Big World, Little PeopleBig. What is it? It's one

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of Ravey's favorite shows, Bob's Burgers, Bob's I't that. Yeah, I
don't think of I think I sawlike the first couple of episodes, and
I was expecting to be funny.I'm still hanging on through fourteen season.
Yeah, it's popular amongst the nerdsslash theater kid. Yeah, there's a
lot of singing. Okay, ohwell, yeah, there you go.

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That's annoyed. Definitely, definitely notfor yeah, all right, well,
question number two for the d ui Q. If Drew does not get
this right, Chris will be ourwinner. The Belcher family or the stars
of What TV Show? It's MickaMorty, Mick and Morty. I mean
it's just a rip off of like, uh, back to the Future,
but an animated form with bad,worse with English Chief. All right,

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Mick and Morty, he was closerthan we were with Nick and Morning.
Chris. Chris, congratulations, youare the winner of My Friend of the
U. I q hi. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. I
wouldn't say Ricking Morty is a ripoff back in the future. It's more
of a homage too well, butin a very small part, because that

(29:18):
is another one of Raby's favorite shows. At least it was. I love
Ricking Morning. I think the newvoice actors are doing a really good job.
I've liked these first episodes out ofthe game. Yeah, yeah,
I'm into yeah yeah, Mcko morning. Well, Chris, congratulations, We
appreciate you. Listen to the WoodieShow. Have yourself a great weekend.
Okay, thank you you guys too. All right, thanks man. Hanging
on a second. We'll get allyour information and uh you handle that in

(29:41):
short order. Hey, yeah,we still have one more question. Do
you like question number three? Whenwas America's bicentennial? Let's see, I
will say no for Drew. Okay, no for Drew Triple No. Yeah,
I'm trips no in this with confidence. Then it throws me off with

(30:02):
a history thing. Really yeah,this was a big event Wiley celebrated.
Yeah, m hmm. If youknow what by centennial means, and you
know you pretty easily do the mathof that. I know what by means,
right, that's that's okay. Itmeans like two chicks at one time?

(30:23):
Hell yeah, yeah, okay,is that what that means? I
mean that's yeah, hey, Lawrence, yeah, the same time, man?
Yeah, this weekend? All right? So do you guys? Do

(30:47):
you guys think he's gonna know it? I know, no, Greg,
what do you think I'm gonna goextra crazy here? I'm gonna say yes
to Drew and know of these twothat isn't that crazy? That's insane?
Damn dude, dude, are youa maniac? Or there's nothing on the
line. I put it all inthe one. All right, here we

(31:10):
go. Question number three for thed u IQ. When was America's bi
centennial menace? Nineteen seventy four,nineteen seventy four, seventeen seventy six,
nineteen seventy six. What was yourmath on that? Yeah? Show your
work? Oh you think he didsome math? No? I just wrote
it down, But like, whydid you think that I knew it was

(31:33):
like sometime in the seventies, Ithink, yeah, I mean you're correcked
about that. So what like bysent tenda, what does it mean?
It means like if the my answeris is nineteen seventy six, isn't like
the two hundredth birthday? There yougo, Okay, all right. I
don't know if you thought like itjust swung both ways or something two chicks.
I didn't think you'd get it whatever, But can you take it back?

(31:57):
Yeah? Yeah, I mean youcan't lamus though, right, nuts?
Oh you can't. Sure question shedidn't know what DC stood for Washington
d C. That's what I gaugeall the history questions on question number three
for the d U. I Q, when was America's bicentennial would have been
in uh nineteen seventy six? Whoa? How were you many years from being

(32:22):
born? Bitch? And my daddy'ssack queen? Yes, I was throwing
around my daddy's job. Craig,Wow, Greg, I know that was
nuts? Yeah? How like howevery thought you were going like wild?
I know you really knew what youwere talking about, really knew except for
the savvy part The Woody Show medicine. Now you love Roeblot News yes,

(32:50):
give me the robots, l robot, especially when it comes to food.
Let's just well get it started already. This does involve a robot and food.
Raby's favorite food, vegetables. Ohyeah, it's a worker at a
vegetable packing company who got crushed aftera robot mistook him for a box of

(33:12):
vegetables. God, that's not therobot I'm talking about. That story was
said to me and a bunch oftimes. Yeah. So the the guy,
I guess he was checking the censorsand then pinned him against the conveyor
belt and then crushed his face andhis chest. What the hell manikes at

(33:36):
a vegetable factory? Nonetheless, rightright, I know there were so many
ravy angles to the story. Vegetables. Now, great King, this is
for us, okay, rip.The guy's name is Mitchell. Would first
of all, Mitchell, and he'sin Morgantown, West Virginia, and he

(33:57):
was driving back from a job.He noticed this massive cloud of smoke and
decided to take action with the propertyowner and fighting the fire. And so
the thing is this guy Mitchell,he owns a power washing company and he
had all his power washing equipment,so he put the fire out with his
power washer. Nice, that hadbeen so satisfying. I definitely I love

(34:22):
that actually, like a commercial gradepowerwasher. Damn, he's a hero,
so they said, unexpected hero.Wow. He said he always wanted to
use his equipment to put a fireout, yeah, attained. Yeah,
I hope help prevent the need forthe fire department and stop the fire from

(34:44):
spreading further. Cool. Nice.He said he saw a similar incident on
the news years ago, and he'slike, man, I would love to
have that opportunity. And so therehe was driving back from a from a
gig. Sure enough. Yeah,oh my god, I still want that
broomy type powerwasher. Oh yeah,you sent me. It's like on rollers,
you just push it. It lookslike a big floor squeegee kind of

(35:05):
you know, like a like abig leg garage push broom or those kind
of thing golf courses, but kindof fluff up. It's got wheels on
either side of it, so it'sbig and long and thin like that on
the end and it's got the wheelson either side of it. But the
powerwash, the spray, the watercomes out from the front of it,
and so you're basically sweeping forward soall the water goes forward and away like
rolling, yeah forward, because sometimesyou feel like you're you know, it

(35:27):
takes a long one step forward,one step back when you're doing the power
washing, because like the stuff startsrinsing the wrong you're trying to get it
to go down the driveway and outinto the street or whatever. That's borderline
sexual right there. Yeah, you'renot wrong. Gave me a boner.
I set it to Greg, right, check it out, dude boned?
Yeah, check out how hot thisis? Mega boner dude hardcore? Yeah,

(35:49):
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A two two nine eighty seven playthe will be right back. The show
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This is the Woody Show. Heybe the I still got a Woody

(36:12):
into another new hour Insensitivity Training fora Politically Correct World, Friday Morning.
Yah yeah, oh yeah. Novembertenth, twenty twenty three, Woody Bravy,
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(36:36):
on the Friday check in on thetext over to two to ninety seven.
What's you up to? Which guygoing on this weekend? Anything? Anyone
you'd like to have a shout out? Just include your name, what part
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seven. Brady's got nerd out comingup here? Just a moment Friday check
of what's happening in the world ofnerds. You're going to the Marbles today.

(37:00):
I am tomorrow night. Oh,tomorrow night, Okay, I'm looking
forward to that. Dude, Rabyis a bagel scooper and it bothers me.
I don't know why, so Idon't tell you what it's food waste.
I don't well, I don't careabout that. What's a Scooper?
I do care about food. Soyou get so you get a bagel,
you slice it in half and thenyou trench it out, so you have

(37:22):
like the half of the bagel inyour hand and you dig out the whole
middle chewi part of the bagels,so you like hollow it out. Yeah
yeah, but the chewi part isnot the part I like. It's like
the exterior. I said, whatare you doing? She says it's too
bready. It's like when Mike theshow Killer says that her sports are too
sportsy. It's a bagel. Yeah, it's been a thing for quite a
long time, but some guy pissedoff the internet, like right recently.

(37:45):
Yes, Raby has always done thisand then and it annoys me the same
way that it should. I knowit shouldn't. It's dumb. It's is
one of those things that you seeand you have no real reason to uh
to have a well you can havean opinion, but like to have a
reaction to it. Tell like itjust don't get like, have half the
bagel if it's too much bread,because it that it's too much. I
know how you are with portions.No, it's just too bretty. Like

(38:07):
I said, I like the exteriorwhere you know, it's an everything bagel.
All the deliciousness is on the outside. And he asked me to comment
to and I and I agree.The other thing that really is triggering the
people who blot their pizza. Whysee I wouldn't do that. Why are
you doing that? Just like andthey immediately do it. It's like that,
Okay. Another person that annoys methe people who immediately salt their food

(38:30):
before you've even tasted it. Yeah, Hi, superfan, Gina talking to
you. My dad too. Mydad does that. I'm like, dude,
you haven't even tasted it yet,and he's like just killing it.
I mean, I don't bother youput salt. Taste it first. How's
his blood pressure? Question? Thatis a good question, superfan Gina carry
salt in her purse. Oh wow, I'm not even kidding. Wow,

(38:52):
Like what is happening? And itdoesn't it doesn't affect me. I shouldn't
get bothered by it either, butlike for some reason I can. I
Gough's surprising salt comes out of somebody'spurse. Att Yeah, yeah, And
I'm not even you know, it'snot like I cooked the meal or whatever.
I could see like where a chefwould be insalted, and and chefs

(39:16):
will say that that is in salting. When people immediately season the food before
they've even tasted sign of low classness, you know, throwing sauce up on
that immediately, especially when it's somuch. It's not even like it's a
pinch, like you don't know,maybe it's like you ever get something that
you haven't put salt on and it'salready super salty, and now you haven't
even tasted yet, and now you'vejust dumped an ocean's full of salt on

(39:38):
it. And I knew somebody likethat. They put salt on pizza,
pizza, salt on salad like garlicsalt, or just regular salt, regular
salt salt on salad, like apinch on salad. Yeah, we've talked
about that before. That's one ofthe things that makes them restaurants. Yeah,

(39:59):
okay, I put a pinch.Yeah, should I scoop out my
bagel? And not evenine other answer? So your every day diet and nutrition
questions. If you're worried about dietnutrition, you're not eating a bagel.
That's like you're eating pizza. Whyare you bothering with the the you're taking
the paper towel, you're smashing iton the top of the pizza. Why
And it's even more insulting or justridiculous me. See, dudes, do

(40:20):
it? You're a man, Yeah, be a man, Be a man.
You eat that pizza with the grease, You let it shoot out the
folded side on the bottom, ontothe plate like a man and onto your
shirt. Yeah. Not on theshirt. Yeah, no, on the
shirt because you're a man and youdon't care who eats like that. I'm
saying that's how you should eat ifyou're a man. Get the grease all

(40:42):
over here on your hands. Yeah, that's right, eat like a man
your pants. Yeah, like,excuse me, do you have any paper
towns I can blot my pizza?No? You eat the pizza like a
man. Be a problem. Youknow, pizza grease would not be a
problem, Greg if people would stopordering pepperoni on every damn slice. And
and that's part of the enjoy inthat. I'd like a slice of the

(41:02):
Basic Bitch Pizza place cup and charpepperoni. The grease collects in there like
a little jacuzzie. Most popular withbasic and children. Yeah that pizza,
Yeah, exactly, they hate it. Five yearls ever eat pepper never don't.

(41:24):
But like, dude, you gottaas a guy, has been to
a lot of kids parties, mykids parties and take them to their friends
parties. If it is a pizzaparty, there might be one pepperoni pizza
and then five or six just regularcheese pizzas. That's all they want.
It's all the leads you like,really, there's better pizzas. It's the

(41:44):
vanilla of pizza, pepperoni cheese pizza. Like, brabe, I say,
you eat your pagel however you want. She can. And again, I
know it's ridiculous. I'm sorry itbothers you. That behavior is not going
to cha. This is the ladythat cries when let's say, we've got
a McDonald's breakfast and they give usthat full breakfast platter with the pancakes,

(42:06):
too much food. She was justdoing it during this last commercial break and
she's finger banging the hell out ofthe out of the bagel, and she's
got both hands in there. Well, I just washed my hands like a
mechanic, got her of the hood, and she's got like all all ten

(42:27):
fingers are in that bagel. Ohelse do you scoop it? I bet
you they have a well, aspoon or something like a melon baller.
You don't scoop it. That's maybethe thing man as God intended bagels to
be. How else do you scoopit? A religious person? Amazon has
a bagel? Of course, theAmazon's got everything kind of a it's not
a spoon, it's sort of alike a double sided like very soft tipped

(42:50):
saw horseshoe loop with good men.Maybe I'll get one for home and work
side scoop. We got MENACE's latenight monologue. Yeah, week in review,
Menace, Are you ready? Yes? Okay, Well to all the
events of the week, Menace.As you know, he's been training and

(43:13):
he's been practicing because there was awriter strike for a while and the actors
strike. Both have seemed to haveresolved. Resolved, yep, been resolved,
and we're going back to work,going back to work. And so
now Menace, see, now you'reready to go. Yes, you are
ready to go because you've been gettingall this practice in yes. Hello,
Hi, all right, ladies andgentlemen, it's many. What's going on

(43:39):
everybody? Hi? How you doing? The Marvels and all female cast movie
is coming out this weekend and it'sonly expected to make sixty million dollars.
Meanwhile, the Barbie movie made onebillion dollars. And it's like what Ravey
always says, just shut up andbe hot. Why try to save the

(44:00):
world. That's see, that's toomuch forby hot. I see it's the
key to financial freedom. She saysit like Consolin, Yes, did you
guys hear the Colombian ship. AColombian ship that had twenty billion dollars of

(44:20):
gold was found that and it sankthree hundred years ago. It's crazy.
Now the Colombian government wants it back, but the treasure hunters are like,
nah, I ain't getting in itback. So I'm like, dude,
Colombia's relax. You have this thingcalled cocaine. Just make more of that.

(44:43):
Relax. Come on, Coumbia tococaine. Enough money, all right.
Rapper Eminem finally releases mom Spaghetti Saucein a jar at Moms Spaghetti dot
Com is sold out like crazy,but has everyone got about the lyrics?
The lyrics go vomit on his sweateralready Mama Spaghetti, right, Mama Spaghetti.

(45:07):
So everybody wants to buy jars ofvomit. I'm gonna stick with reyos
Y sickos God. Speaking of food, Heines introduced a pickled flavored ketchup,
and our friend Greg Gory responded,He's been enjoying piggles in ketchup for years

(45:30):
and I hate to and I hateto bring it to you, Greg.
But they're not talking about penis.They're talking about actual pickles, got it?
So you need to relax, willIt's not relax, It's not what
you've been saying. Yeah, youknow, also needs to relax. These
people that want to start Christmas early. We have this thing called Thanksgiving.

(45:54):
Give me thanks to a dinner thatwe had in the sixteen hundreds. But
it has been thinking like, howdope was it that America is still thinking
about a dinner that happened over fourhundred years ago? Was there like a
secret orgy afterwards? Or was thebison that lit? I don't know,
has he thinking that's been thinking?I like, how to pay off for

(46:16):
that joke? Is? I don'tknow? It has to be thinking thinking
like it must have been a reallygood dinner if we're still thinking about it.
Yeah, yeah, all right.We all know politicians are out of
touch. But the ones I reallydon't trust is the fat ones. Okay,
because it's like, hello, youhaven't heard of ozempic. Aren't you

(46:37):
in bed with big Pharma? It'slike, are you fat and stupid?
I should know I'm an expert inboth subjects. No, I don't trust
them, Yeah, don't trust them. That's it's like big pharma. Yeah.
So Patrick Dempsey is the sexiest manalive in twenty twenty three. And

(46:58):
if you don't remember who he was, he was the bird on Gray's Anatomy
anyways, he was what he was, the bird on Gray's Anatomy, Bird
anyways, the bird. Everyone says, he looks like an owl. It's
coming off the one that's that's stemme. Well, I forget his name.
What was the act that actor's name? No, he got it on.

(47:20):
Everyone said he looked like an owl. No, yes, no,
okay, cool, let's stop everythingdown. Anyways. Do you ever think
to yourself the world is crazy,yes, with all this insane stuff happening
all over it, And I thinkJane Eric Dane, no, no one
ever talks about him, all right, with all the insane stuff all over
the world, I think we glossedover the most insane part that happened.

(47:45):
Rapper Timberlin had to apologize the BritneySpears for saying that she was crazy.
So you know, the world's messedup if you can't acknowledge a woman that
dances with real ass knives on socialmedia and he is the person in the
wrong. What's next saying negative thingsabout nuclear war a genocide. Who exactly,

(48:08):
Yeah, thank you. In othernews, I threw up last night.
In other news, I threw uplast night, and I was thinking,
Pasha Dempsey is the sexiest man andhe looks like an owl. And
he looks like an Now it's crazy, all right. Robert Danny Jr.

(48:30):
Assistant No sorry, Robert De Niro'sassistant was Robert Danny Jr. Robert de
niro assistant was awarded one point twomillion dollars after he called her a brat
and asked her to scratch his backseveral times. And I'm like, Robert,
Bobby, Bob, call me abratt and I'll scratch your bat for

(48:52):
like two hundred thousand dollars. You'regetting ripped off. Oh jeez, you
know, don't even think it.Anyways. We have a great show for
you tonight. Patrick Denzil looks likeNow. We also have Doja Cat and
Tom Holland on the show. Wow, big show. WHOA I'm gonna stay

(49:14):
tuned. Yeah jeeah jen and uhAnd that's what I had to say about
that. And that's all that.We're gonna take a quick breaking and then
Rabies got Raby's got Nerd out comingup for you next hang on the Woody

(49:36):
Show, and moving right along hereon this Friday morning for you, Raby
is here. She's gonna tell uswhat's happening in the world of nerds.
Nerd outs, Well, The Marvelsis the big movie this weekend. How
much money is it or isn't itgoing to make? Is the big question
to split critics right down the middle. Sixty one percent on Rotten Tomatoes,

(49:57):
but it has an eighty five percentfrom the audience, which I think is
pretty encouraging. The through line seemsto be that the movie is fun and
fast. It's Marvel's shortest movie ina long time. It's under two hours,
and but the overall plots lots ofhits and Missus and the villain is
pretty lame. They say, butyou're gonna have a good time. The
curb said, it's Marvel's best andworst instincts all rolled into one movie.

(50:20):
The curb, you say, thecurb, I say, I love that.
I don't know. It's a sadon run Tomatoes. Aman Vellani,
she plays Miss Marvel, seems tobe getting the most shine as the scene
Steeler I said, I'm going SaturdayNight. The screening. I'm going to
pretty packed, So that's encouraging aswell. So last week they had that
big article in Variety, the crisisat Marvel, and one of the things
they pointed to is that Marvel headKevin Figey's just stretched too thin. There's

(50:44):
just two he can't be in chargeof it. Yeah, there's so many
projects. But one thing that's offhis plate his Star Wars movie. At
the premiere the Marvels, he confirmedthat it is not happening. It was
first announced in twenty nineteen, butreally never went that far. They did
have a screenwriter started working on ascript, but nothing's gonna come of that.

(51:05):
Marvel also made some moves pushing backsome movies. Captain America, Brave
New World, and Blade have beenpushed back nine months. Brave New World
that stars Anthony Mackie and Harrison Fordthat is now your Valentine's Day movie in
twenty twenty five five. Make someplans for that, planning your route to
the movie, where are you going? All this? Going to the movies

(51:28):
for Greg is a very big ordeal. It is he gets stressed out by
the way that Ravey gets stressed outgoing to like a costco great to get
stressed out, like the idea ofgoing to a movie, where do you
park? What? I want toget there? How long are the right?
Even though already right? And thenthe movie starts like forty five minutes
after the time. Uh yeah,how much I know? Let's just forget

(51:49):
it blade. Meanwhile, it hasbeen bumped back to November seventh, twenty
twenty five, six years after theyannounced this movie at Comic com So as
it stands right now, Deadpool threeis the only Marvel movie on the calendar
for twenty four. New to streamingNetflix has David Fincher's new movie The Killer
that stars Michael Fassbender. He's anassassin on an international man on has an

(52:13):
eighty seven percent from critics and eightyone percent from the audience. Sea Bass,
Are you interested in the curse?What the curse? What I mean?
This is on Paramount Plus with Showtime, so you have to have showtime.
This is the show starring Emmastone andNathan Fielder. Oh in that case,
yes, he co created this show. It's about how an alleged curse

(52:35):
disturbs a newly married couple's relationship asthey try to conceive a child while co
starring on their problematic new HGTV show. This is what he had his hand
up. I was gonna say thatwhat you're really holding now for is that
new show Bookie. Did you seethe trailer for that? I did.
That's what Sea Bass is really holdnow. Well, dress Rabi's point first,

(52:59):
the Curse star's nation or who isa national Treasure International tri international?
But this is his first non realityOkay, yes he's acting, and he's
acting, so I'll give it.I'll give it a look. And to
what he's point, the book helooks decent. Like if I if I
saw it with no sound on anddidn't see Sebastian man Scalco in there,
I think Sebastian Manscalco and Charlie Sheen. That one's still a few weeks away,

(53:25):
but the trailer's out now, Yeah, you want to hear a little
bit of the trailer. Well,let me just finish this up. Say
that. I know it's your segment. You got to talk about stuff.
I know, I know a lotof conversation finished up. The Curse does
have an eighty five percent from critics. All right, swait, yeah,
all right. Nathan Fielder widely low. Now let's bring everything down with Sebastiman.

(53:46):
All right, no, I lovewhat if I make this right with
some baseball memorabilia. Guys, I'vegot Bame moves autopsy. I'm gonna tell
you some then. I never toldthe client ever on sports. Oh care

(54:06):
what the biggest story of the week. Obviously, James Cordon has his new
gig lined up. Oh, he'steaming with Serious XM for a new show,
This Life of Mine with James Cordon. Have to re up my subscription

(54:29):
to that. And you said mynews is going to bring everything to at
least I don't. We don't haveany James Cordon audio that Yeah, that
until we get to play those episodes. Well, guys, This Life of
Mine will feature in depth conversations withthe world's biggest stars as they discuss people,
places, moments, and memories thatmade them who they are today.
Yeah, that's what his big commentwas. It's like I really wanted to

(54:49):
do in depth interviews. Now.The president of Serious XM says, James
Cordon is an incredible talent, isalways pushing the boundaries of what it is
possible. I never watched the frameof this guy. What does that even
mean, I'm going to take apicture page from Mike the Show Killers text
handbook and how to do Radio.I think James Corden is incredibly talented.

(55:12):
He's fun, he's whimsical. Youunderstanding, like, Yo, you've never
You've never just sat there and justenjoyed a carpool karaokes, never once a
practice smile. I tried to Janeyou, guys, James Cordon the boundary
pushing. What if you were doingmusical but it was in an intersection exactly

(55:35):
something you wouldn't expect. That's asurprise. That's boundary pushing. Yeah,
you know what. He's not mean, and he doesn't know. No one
never gets angry on this show.He just like he seems like just a
big teddy bear. You know,I mean hate James Gordon. I don't
know. You guys are just abunch of haters. My show got canceled
on CBS. He was so funbecause he wanted to move on to thank
you pushing the bound joined fun dude, thank you are hen of something.

(56:00):
I can't wait to listen to WhatNow with Trevor Noah, which is a
Spotify video exclusive launched this week.All these guys are getting paid. Okay,
I'll take the I'll take the Devil'sAdvocate like the show killer. Want
it that way, Trevor Noah,It's nice to see a man of color
getting an opportunity. And you knowwhat, maybe he's not the funniest person

(56:22):
you've ever seen, but I thinkwe need to support him and others like
him. His first guest, bythe way, is The Rock. And
if you're sitting there thinking what nowis poised to be just another outlet for
a list celebrities, Trevor Noah says, think again. Okay, it's not
a list celebrities. We're having alist conversations. Then why have the Rock

(56:45):
on the Yeah? We also hebrings an international appeal. Sure. He
says he wants to book scientists,CEOs, politicians, athletes so long as
they're interested me. Yeah, what'sthat podcast us that at has our favorite
on it, Greg that we're talkingabout Jason No no, Jason on his

(57:07):
podcast and it was all celebrities.And then the day that they put onto
side, Yeah, people got somad. You're just fagging on debait for
bringing them on. Yeah. TrevorNoah says he also wants his podcast to
be timely, and he's going totake these interviews as close to a release
date as possible to ensure the timelinessFor Trevor. I'm just glad that we

(57:29):
don't to see another white guy inone of these positions. Good. You
know what. Congratulations Trevor. I'mglad you moved on from The Daily Show.
So the video is exclusive to Spotify, but you can get the audio
version of the podcast wherever you getyour I would love to see the cost
per download on that, like theamount that they're paying them and how much
it costs for every single time amI doing so far? By the way,
on this cycle, it's so good. All of this goes back to

(57:52):
the article that's behind men is howto increase your podcast listenership by already being
famous? Sometimes he even be famousdoesn't work. That's true enough, true
enough. I'm raving for more nerdstuff. Check out the Nerd Not podcast
at the Woodi Show dot com.All right, thank you very much,
Nerd. We got some more FridayWoodie Show coming up for you. Next

(58:13):
hand, Bring me very quiet,don't say anything. We'll be back soon
sort of so soon. Show thatis, how many bones have you broken?
Like with all the skateboarding stuff.I mean, I know you cracked
your head open. I know I'vecracked several bones, but I never went
to the doctor for it. ButI did break my arm and I had
to get a cast for that,and you've only been in a cast it

(58:34):
off. Yeah, yeah, whathappened is I missed the appointment to get
the cast taken off, so Iwas at work and I took some shears
and I just cut it off inthe bathroom and I never went back.
But my hand doesn't right, armis messed up. Yeah, yeah,
that's right. Yeah, but Ibroke it skateboarding. Have you guys ever
broke a bone before? I havenot no broken arm, wrist, two

(58:55):
fingers, and a rib. Whatthe hell were you? Uh? Arm
from falling off a jungle gym,wrist jumping onto a bed, finger playing
basketball, finger playing football, andrib getting a massive hug. It broke
a hug. Yes, it wasso mad. Did somebody come running across
the room. That's a that's athat's an adult one. All those other

(59:17):
ones kids? Yeah, yeah,like up to teens. I know you
broke it back right, well,yes, it was a fracture spinal fracture
and a spinal process fracture. It'sthis little tiny bone on the side.
Is is that a fractured's break?Right? No? No, because it
was it was still kind of attachedto I wouldn't a break break. It's
it's amazing. I've never broken anything. I've taken some really crazy hard falls,

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but I've never broken anything. Iswore to God I broke at least
a toe, like smashing my foot, like you know, I'll be stumbing
on the corner or something or whatever. Nothing you really do about it.
But yeah, forty people have brokena bone. The most common ones.
It's a tie between greg arm andfinger, okay, the rest of the
top ten foot, hand, leg, wrist, rib, collarbone, and
nose. My my daughter, she'sonly eleven. She has broken her collarbone

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twice. Crazy the most common causeof breaks. Tripping and falling down.
Sports injuries ranked pretty high. Todude, my buddy, he was playing
golf and he was like bending overto like on one foot, you know,
to put the t in, andhe lost his balance and his finger,
like yeah, all the way tohis body came down to his finger.

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It looks I would have taken thatas a Bean. This is the
show. Yeah, this is theWoy show. Yeah I smart. Somebody
had to texted over about this andjust reminded me that I had this story.
It's from the Woody Shows follow upnewsdot com. Det love that all
right. A few months ago weheard that story about that guy who robbed

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the McDonald's at knife point had thethree parrots on his shoulder. It kind
of looked like the Hamburgler because hehad this big hat on he had these
like parrots and stuff. Yeah,so bizarre. Well, he's finally been
arrested, no kidding. His nameis Hector Rios. It's unclear why it
took the cops three friggin months totrack him down. Guys stood out a

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little bit. Yeah, but theythey finally got him. No word on
where the birds are, but yeahthey so they got that guy. And
then, uh, Greg, oneof your favorite kind of stories over in
France. This guy just found amessage in a bottle that was thrown into
the ocean twenty six years ago.That's cool in Massachusetts, whoa and he

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found it In France, a fifthgrader did it as part of an assignment
for his science class. Oh mygod, ah Bed Hey, for science
class kids, no litter in theocean. Greg, it's all bab No,
it's not. Yeah, it's not. That is awful? So was
it was? It proved like thatI got a message from somebody and it
floated there to go about twenty sixyears later. Dude, I mean,

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Greg, message in a bottle,you know what that means? Great,
that means that means that there's thirtyother messages in a bottle that like that
didn't make it. Yeah, justtrash exactly. Yeah, Greg, I
don't think it's plugging up some whalesblowhole or something. I don't think I
ever told you, But we mygrandfather and I we found like this balloon
thing that had a note on itthat was we were out in like a

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state park. Oh great, andyeah it was like ten balloons all together.
That's colflated. It's really It wasfrom a class that was like one
hundred and twenty five miles away.Wow, I found it. We picked
it up. That's the one thatmade it to you. Yeah, so
cool. The other ones got tangledup in power lines or or choked that
person. Yeah, they're back sittingon my face. It's a show man.

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We are into another new hour ofinsensitivity trading free clinically correct world.
It is a Friday morning everywhere.It is November the twenty twenty three.
We are the Woody Show. Wody, that's rape, got Greg Gordy,
Good morning, Menace is here.We got Sea Mass, we got Sammy.

(01:03:09):
There's Bort, Caroline Morgan. Wegot von our video producer. Phones
open of course eight seven seven fortyfour. Woodie. They're gonna take full
advantage of being able to text overto us at two two nine eight seven
because we're about to recap, goback and hear about this week's redneck stories.
They're gonna go head to head foryour votes here. You're gonna send

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your vote over on the text betweennow and Monday so we can find out
who moves on into the playoff roundand who will be the redneck news story
of the week. Blam and allwe ask is that you hear all the

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nominees first before you start texting yourvotes. You're gonna have plenty of time.
Yeah, we whit your votes anytimebetween now and Monday. You're gonna
text him over to two to ninetyseven Monday, we will close out the
votes and tell you who wins theweek moves on into the playoff round.
Okay, all right, here wego. Nomine number one is from Sacramento,
California. Where's some cops spot ofthis dude driving a forklift down a

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very busy road? Fun and whenthey tried to stop him, he refused.
So now it was a slow speedpursuit you guys, Oh good,
Yeah, that's blown. Yeah,he's clearly right gonna stop. So I
guess we'll just let I appreciate.I'm going about ten miles an hour?
And what's the industry standard run timesfor a full tank? On a fourth

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question? Not very long? Notvery long? Okay, why is this
so winded? So the guy navigated, Well, it's all that adrenaline we're
going about. While the guy navigatedoff the main road, took the chase
through a residential neighborhood. It wasjust before at midnight. To the sirens
and the flashing lights had all theneighbors coming outside to see what the commotion

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was all about. Everyone watched asthe driver ram through a chain link fence
oh, and then continued down abike trail where he eventually got the forklift
stuck. They pulled the guy offthe driver's seat. They arrested him.
His name Wayne Mathern, and theyasked him, man, what do you
think and he said, I don'tknow. Let me asked him where he
got the forklift. He says,I don't know, I don't know.

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According to the police report, they'reguessing it was stolen. No, and
he was charged with evading and resistingarrest vandalism and he was taken to the
county jail. Okay, so thereyou go. That is nominee number one
for your redneck news story of theweek. Nominee number two. This one's
from Somerset County, Pennsylvania, wherehe got this fellow. His name's Mason.

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Jack and his old man were ata relative's home where they were helping
clean out the garage and doing someyard work, the great's favorite thing.
And at some point, according tothe report, the two began arguing over
some lawn equipment, specifically a weedwhacker that wasn't working, and things got
so heated that Mason just quit,got in his car and went home.
Okay, but his old man gotin his car followed him there, and

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so now they're fighting at Mason's house, body slamming and repeatedly punching each other
in the face. And then thingsreally went south. They both pulled out
handguns that each had holstered and engagedin a brief standoff before they allegedly reached
for the other's gun and a struggleensued. Geez again, this is all
over some yard equipment. Long storylonger. Mason ended up shooting his dad

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in the abdomen had to be lifeflighted to the hospital. The cops arrested
Mason hit him with two felony accountsof aggravated assault. His old man ended
up with multiple abdominal injuries to hisstomach, wall and to his colon.
Ooh yeah, he's gonna live.But you know what the real tragedy is
what we'll make the holidays very awkward. Wow, the holidays are going to

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right like damn. And that isnomine number two. Well, your redneck
news story of the week nominey numberthree. This is from Montana where a
cop he was doing that thing wherethey sit in the media of a highway
monitoring traffic. Yeah, when henotices one pickup truck basically slam on the
brakes when he saw the cop car. So oh yeah, people do that.

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So now that in itself is nota crime, but the officer was
a little suspicious, so he pulledup behind the truck, noticed a broken
tail light and the fact the guywas swerving clearly distracted. So the cop
hit the lights to pull him over, and that's when the driver hit the
gas and took off, So nowthe chase was on. In the process,
he managed to dodge two different setsof spike strips that they laid out,

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but eventually lost control of the truckand crashed head on with another police
car that was involved in the chase. Now, luckily nobody was hurt,
but the driver, thirty eight yearold Charles ross Laddin. He was pulled
out of the truck and placed underarrest. Turns out he was high on
meth. They also found some fentanylpills in the truck, and when they
searched him down to the jail,they found another bag of fentanyl pills that

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Charles had stashed up his butthole.Oh okay, well, no wonder are
you swing So he was probably tryingto stuff him up there, That's what
I'm saying. So he was hitwith five felony charges and was just sentenced
to ten years in prison. Man, Wow, that gone. That's nomine
number three for your Redneck news storyof the Week, and finally nominy number

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four. This is from Kiske Township, Pennsylvania, where a man opened his
door and saw a six foot alligatorright there on his front porch. Oh
boy, he called for help,and that's when they figured out that this
little fellow belonged to one of theneighbors, this guy named Dominic Hayward,
who it turns out had another ninegators at his house. Nine yeah,

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so total attend He was arrested forimproper sale and transportation of animals. All
the gators were rescued by the PennsylvaniaFish and Boat Commission. The neighbors knew
about Dominic and they all figured itwas just a matter of time before one
of the gators got loose. Buthe didn't exactly keep the place tidy,
you know. According to the police, the gators enclosure was filthy broken and

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they were climbing all over the residents. One of them even had its mouth
tape shut. The largest of allthe gators they found was this one named
Thor. Okay, but this dudeis huge, and Dominick just let him
have free reign of the house.How was he alive? I have no
idea. God, Now, FYI, Pennsylvania has no state permit requirement to

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keep gators. Really, the stateof Pennsylvania does not regulate reptiles. And
that's just fine with one of theother neighbors who told the news quote,
we moved to the country to livein the country. We don't need any
more rules and regulations here. Andat last check, by the way,
Dominic was locked up with the ArmstrongCounty Jail on a parole violation. Jeez,
though, there you go. AndI'm sure this guy is one of

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more rules and regulations until he getseaten by a gas Yeah. And that
is nominee number four and your nomineesthis week for your Redneck news story of
the week. The voting is nowopen. You're just gonna text the number
of the nominee that you think shouldwin the week over to two two nine
eight seven. We're gonna be thevotes open until Monday morning, so everybody

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listens to the podcast, there's achance to get their votes in. You're
gonna text the number one that storyout of Sacramento, Wayne Mathern, who
led the cops on that slow speedchase on the forklift. Text one over
to two to two nine eighty seven. Text the number two that story about
the dude in Somerset County, Pennsylvaniawho shot his dad during the argument over

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lawn equipment worth that's two over totwo to two nine eight seven. Text
number three for Charles ross Laden therein Montana who led the cops on that
high speed chase. Probably it washigh on meth that bag of fentanyl pills
up his ass. That's three overto two to two none eight seven.
Or text the number four were Dominicthere in Pennsylvania who had one of his

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pet alligators get loose there in theneighborhood, and nine others were back at
the house just crawling all over theplace, so crazy. That's four over
to two to nine eight seven.We're really voting open until Monday morning.
Monday, we'll have the announcement whowins the week and moves on into the
playoff round of the competition. We'vegot some more Friday Woodies show for you.

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Next, hang on, don't goanywhere. The Woody Show will be
right back. Hey, I'm afraidI've got some bad news. Boy,
there's no Christymas party this year.Everything that we had lined up fell through.
So then we went to Plan B. Everything with that fell through.
In fact, the person that wehad lined up and we got everything done

(01:11:46):
and then all of a sudden,their doctor's like, no, dude,
you've got to have surgery. Thisis the date that I have available.
And it was like the day beforeour event. So like we're, yeah,
you know what, hey, bestof luck to Edge Sheer. It
is right right right, Yeah.Plan A was Taylor Swift and then Plan
B was ed Sheer and so yeah, so anyway, what we're doing because

(01:12:10):
next year is our ten year anniversary, stop it here at all ninety eighty
seven, which that is insane inthe brain, you know what I'm saying.
We're trying to trying to get crazywith essay, don't you norm Look
that is crazy. So we're planninga lot of stuff next year. There's
gonna be a lot of parties,a lot of cool stuff. I apologize
for the Christy Miss news this year. I know a lot of people are

(01:12:31):
looking forward to it, but dude, we got you. I got you.
Next year it's gonna be uh,it's gonna be awesome. It's the
Woodie Show. It's all ninety eightseven Happy Friday, and dude, I
got a bunch of well here,let me start with this. I got
a story involving a fun accent.Yeah, that's really good, always good.

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I like this song. By theway, love Joy is the band.
The hell's the name of this song? Stand by love Joy? Normal
people think that is what it's called. Yeah, normal people thinks is the
name of this song. It's reallycool. I'm trying to think of who

(01:13:17):
it reminds me of, like KennyHoopla slash like she wants revenge. Yeah,
you gotta you gotta like. It'sa cool song. Okay, love,
I see what you're saying right here. All right, So here we
go. Uh. Story involving infun accents about this guy, and there's

(01:13:40):
so many wrinkles to this. ColinDevereux is his name. He lives in
Australia, so that's fun. Andhe survived being attacked by a crocodile.
Hello, it's like crying, Ohmy god. Yeah, suffered a gnarly
leg injury, but he had surgery. He's on the mend here he is
talking about it me and it wasa big grab SOLDI. He shook me

(01:14:02):
straight away and shook me like arag doll. He took off in the
water about three meters. I jumpedin the air and kicked him in the
ribs behind the French own him andmany said, I have a bike.
And then I actually missed most towhen I was biting that. It was
all heavy head, heavy bone,and the taste slipped up and I got
all of the images and I jerkedback on that and had about a second

(01:14:24):
go past, and he let goOh my god, wow crazy right,
Oh my god? Yeah? Whyyeah? How about a heart attack?
How about this farmer he was bittenby a ten foot saltwater crocodile. That
was he bit him on the eye. Yeah, like no, like the

(01:14:47):
guy bit the Yeah, sorry sorry, I see yeah, bit that mother
effort right on the eye. Damn. So that was pretty cool. Git
back yeah, yeah, uh so. Mowgli. This is a cat that
was missing for six days, foundrescued from a one hundred foot mine shaft
thanks to the heroic actions of adog named Daisy rescued. Yeah. Let

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this be a lesson to people whojust can't get along. From two different
worlds, dog world, cat world. Look, he sees this stupid cat
down there. It's like, well, does it just walk or you know
whatever? No, doesn't walk.It saves the cattle waiting. Yeah.
So Mowgli's owner had nearly given uphope, but then Daisy led her to

(01:15:34):
the mine shaft. This is likeLassie, I totally is. Yeah.
And despite the initial failed attempts bythe fire and rescue folks, they eventually
rescued Mowglian reunited him with his family. Yeah, Q tuxedo kitty see it?
Yeah, Daisy Q two sweet?Well another best buds. So there

(01:16:00):
was a this husband and wife inScotland. The wife heard her husband shout
from upstairs the parrot's out the Yeahso, uh, I guess Albert.
That's the parrot apparently picked the lockon its own cage, got lose,
escaped from the home. Oh that'sso cool. Four days later, somebody

(01:16:21):
found Albert thirty miles away sitting ona car. Oh nice, Oh my
god. And then he goes backhe oh, man, did you see
this is uh at least a fewweeks ago. Now, did you see
that one story about men as youlove monkeys? Yes? A group of

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wild monkeys rated at seven to eleven. Did you see No, I didn't
see that. I would have lovedthat video. Yeah, they made off
with just a you know what theytook was having a bunch of bananas they
did. Oh yeah, that's typical. Take some alcohol too, once they
get a take. They love alcohol, do they Yeah. Would you hang
out with a chimp? No,no, I would rip you apart.

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I mean they're super cute, butthat's scary. Well, there is video
minutes if you want to see it. Yeah, you see, they're just
like ransacking these plastic crates looking forfood and they found they found it,
and they just took as much asthey could and they just ran little thieves.
Yeah, I love it. Welljerk monkeys, well, jerk monkeys.
Yeah. And then I guess thesemonkeys in this particular era, this

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is in Thailand. Uh, they'reknown for sealing food right out of the
tourrest's hands. Oh yeah, yeahslash Yeah. And I guess Thailand's been
struggling, man with these like thisepidemic of wild monkeys in the cities lately.
They're they're pretty big. They're inIndia. Yeah, you grab anything.
Yeah. When I was in Honduras. They're like, yeah, you
got to put your stuff away becausethe monkeys will just like rip off your

(01:17:50):
hats and your glasses and the runoff with them. Saw this one thing
where along those lines they will themonkeys have become so smart. They'll grab
let's say, your phone and thenthey'll run with it up a tree and
stay near you because they're expecting youto give them food. And then the
change so they lay the phone downif you give them food. They're so

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smart. Ransom, I know,it's pretty pretty interesting. Huh, it's
interesting. There's an Australian porn star. Yeah, her name is Danny Debllo.
I'm sure messed up. It's prettywrecked. Opened up about a story
a traumatic incident where her giant petsnake attacked one of her male scene partners

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right in the penis. Oh no, yeah, Betty, is this eight
foot long python's name? Damn,that's Danny's pet. She said that she
never had an issue with the snakebiting people until the one day she was
finishing up filming a scene with thisguy. He asked, hey, can
I hold the python? So she'slike sure, she walks out of the

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room. Here's some scream walks backin to the room. The snake is
holding onto this guy's penis and hecouldn't shake the snake off. Yeah,
she said, there was blood everywhere, and then after pulling the snake off
of his penis, she checked tomake sure there were no little teeth left

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in there, because pythons sometimes leavetheir teeth and things after biting them.
Probably now it's a porn star.This thing is probably the size of another
snake, so probably thought it waslike, yeah, protecting its territory or
something like, Yeah, do youthink of like bite my penis? Hell
no, but that's not threatening anybody. That's not a meal. Yeah,
please, As Greg would say,it's probably like a portion of Panda Express

(01:19:43):
exactly. Mosquito, I couldn't filla gnat. I cannot imagine having a
snake as your pet and loving it. Dude. An ex girlfriend of mine,
actually you know, end up beingmy first wife. She had a
snake, a Colombian redtail. Ido not know this. You always bag

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on reptile people. Yeah, getrid of it. Colombian red Colombian redtail
boa. She picked over the snakeand then she had a roommate at the
time, and the roommate would bathewith it. She'd be taking a bath
and this like snake would be likecrawling all over and she said it felt

(01:20:27):
awesome. This chick was a whoreto This is that same chick, not
max wife the roommate check, thisis that? This is that same check.
I told you that we went outto dinner, my ex wife and
I we're dating at the time,went out to dinner. We came back
to her place. We walked inand the roommate was doing like a bj

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like like a not a dare,but like a challenge, where the challenge
was, I bet you can't makeall three of us finish within a certain
amount of time. She's like,I bet you I can't. And she
did it. Good for her?Yeah, for no money, just pride.
I guess challenge accepted. Yeah,dude, she was a slut.
Pride is the word I would use. Yeah, pride, that's true.

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She sounds fun right, just livinglife. And he guess what her name
was? Brittany? Okay, Mandy, I don't know, Rachel. What's
a good slut name? Crystal,Kiki, Crystal. I think I said
Brittany, but Brittany, I thinkmaybe it might be Heather. Heather,

(01:21:33):
Wow, many many it was anAmber, Oh, Amber Amber. I
almost want to renee. That isnot a slut name. That's a name.
That's the name of a person whocraters out there. Bagel. Yeah,

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I had a roommate who had apsycho a tarantula for a pet.
How did you deal with that?Not? Well, I figured that'd be
like a deal breaker for any friendship. And he kind of like, well,
he certainly, and he kept itin a you know, whatever that
matter, terrium. He would bringit out for you. What would that
matter? It was horrific. Yeah, gave it kisses and he tried to

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give it a kiss. He's like, look, it's super friendly. Look
and he put it up to hisface and it bit his lip. His
half his head swelled the size ofa watermelon. Show disgusting hot dog.
In another animal story in the news, this guy taking the hospital after being
surrounded and attacked by a herd ofcows and one bull. Authorities confirmed the

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incident, saying the man had asustained had sustainety blow to the chest and
was also in shock. Yeah areall bulls? Oh get it? This?
The article says they really had beefwith this guy. I guess get
it because they're cows. Was catastrophe. Great bulls are? Are they all

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that way? I wonder like whyare they so agro? All right?
Are there any nice bulls? Wellyou gotta figure, like you know,
like humans have really kept these bullsoppressed. They're in like you know,
these like cattle farms. They knowthey're gonning to be in burgers and steaks
and things like that. Like whywould they like us? That guy should
have I'm sure great, goddamn Ican't handle it. I know said you're

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on fire. Bulls get more aggressiveas they get older and can attack anytime
anyone. Wow with old people ingeneral, that's true. They're like humans,
just crazy. And finally here,the Humane Society has named Maverick,
a one hundred and fifty pound Europeanblue grape Dane. It's a therapy dog,
as the recipient of the twenty twentythree Hero Dog Award. Yeah.

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Maverick works with the United Service Organizationsthe USO. They're at the Fort Leonard
Wood and Missouri, assisting troops andtheir families, escorting kids to military funerals,
and helping individuals cope with trauma.He will be honored alongside other hero
Duggans the finalists at the thirteenth AnnualAmerican Humane Hero Dog Awards in Palm Beach,

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Florida. Yeah, it gets atrip to Florida. That's awesome.
This dog is huge. Yeah,he's a legal horse. He's a pony.
I have always wanted a great Dane, but they don't live long.
The Great Day I think lived eightyears maybe short wow, and I think
that might be long for better.Yeah, that's what it is. They

(01:24:38):
were. They'll give a guy crapand so it didn't live. Bless what
you do it nothing just chilling truetrue The Woody Show. Well another eye

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animal story for Raby. Another catstory. Jenny Joshua Smith lives in Oregon,
found a straight cat back in twentyseventeen. So I took the cat
in named him Frank Frank. Twoyears later, Frank goes missing. Oh
no. But josh had a feelingthat his landlord had stolen his cats.
What So he eventually got his landlordto confess to stealing Frank and taking him

(01:25:21):
to a shelter, so he suedhim that horrible. Typically in these cases,
the animal owner could only recover theactual value of the animal, which
is, you know, it's acat, next to nothing. The jury
awarded Josh one point three seven fivemillion dollars. Okay, so Raby one

(01:25:45):
point three five million dollars for oneof the cats. You take it?
Hell yeah? By which one?Which one? Guy? Sydney or Crosby?
Oh boy, I would say Crosby, Yeah bye, because Crosby Crosby.
Which is the one that's smaller.Crosby Crosbie. That's the one that

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she loves you. But she always, you know, jumps on the bed
and wakes me up. She lovesyou. Yeah, it's especially annoying on
weekends because we don't have the sameschedule on weekends. She wants to be
with you, but like, yeah, the one that loves me, I
hate it. Get rid of it. Sydney loves me too, but not
as aggressively. You know. Itsucks Greg. I get home from work.

(01:26:30):
My stupid dog Cassie. She comesup. She's got to toy in
her mouth to greet me, andshe goes like she can't contain herself.
The tail the tails wagon so hardthat the whole butt is moving until I
give her any kind of intention,I go, what are you doing?
You baby? I missed you today? What do you do that bitch?
You got? Shut up? Yeah? What about about two point three five

(01:26:56):
million dollars? I hate it?No? What the dog stays? Yeah?
Really for real? For one point? For one point you'd say,
no, ask if it's thirteen million, what is it thirteen million? Well
let's say two point three five million? No, see I believe that.
No, three point I've seen inFrench then yeah, three now three and

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a half. Now, but atfive million, you were getting rid of
her five million, I mean notthe cutoff. Yeah, I mean used
to be. I mean yeah,yeah, I mean I'd consider it if
it depends on what year is this? How you know she's five now?
Right? Three years from now?I mean the number goes down every year.
Yeah, is based on life expectancy. Right, I'm happy to hear

(01:27:41):
that. Yeah, But anyway,I anyway, long story short, I
hate it when she agrees to melike, yes, sus sounds exactly what
ray are a little effort, Ithink we can up our liability. She'll
be right back fast. We'd bettergive it up. With these pear shaped
men looking just like they all right, Welcome back everybody. Yeah, it

(01:28:04):
is Friday morning. Brave's got Nerdnow coming up here in just a minute.
But it's the world with the Nerds. We got the some fun facts
and then check in on the WoodyShow mail call. We're gonna need your
help on something here. Greg gotan email specifically for you. A couple
of holidays today. It's November thetenth, today a lot. You know,
Veterans Day is coming up tomorrow.I guess this is like I saw

(01:28:27):
my my Apple calendar. It didsay that today is the substitute Veterans Day,
So I guess, like because itdidn't fall on a weekday just in
case you needed it for like yourcompany's day off or what you could do
it like on Friday or a Monday. But tomorrow's actual Veterans Day. But
today it's Marine Corps Birthday. Congratulationsof the Marine Corps. Also forget me

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not today, and it's International AccountingDay. That's very very exciting. Rib
Yeah, parties, it's sets MeStraight Day, It's Area Code Day.
And on the food tip, it'sNational Vanilla Cupcake Day. Oh yes,
I mean you love vanilla. Ido. It's my favorite flavor. So
I mean boring. It's delicious flavor. I don't mind like vanilla cake,

(01:29:15):
love it, you know what Imean? But like just playing vanilla ice
cream. You gotta punch it upa show, you gotta doll it up
with that's different. Well, Imean that's my favorite bass flavor. Yeah,
bass flavor. All right? Soafter ours voicemails eight seven seven four,
that's eight seven seven forty four.What well? Start with the voicemail
And this person has been looking intosomething that Sammy had said on the show

(01:29:36):
here recently. Hello, what heshowed? I'm thinking it's now time that
Sammy needs a nickname. What amI talking about? Particularly, I'm talking
about the segment where Megan Morgan wasgiving the guy a chance and you guys
were all trying to determine whether ornot Morgan's date was Jay Or and then

(01:30:00):
Sammy spears out the statistic that twinsare more likely to have one of them
being gay. I've never heard ofsuch a thing, so I looked it
up and I couldn't find any evidenceto support her claim. So she must
have just heard this from somebody andthen spears it out as fact. But
the bottom line is is uh,Sammy needs a nickname. You know,

(01:30:21):
you guys were referring to dumbass Tyler. Well, how about stupid Sammy?
Does shed Jay like to her onher you know, to her credit here?
Maybe it was on The Gilmour Girlsor something like maybe that's like one
of the conversations happened like on OneTree Hill or it was not on one
of those shows. No, which, by the way, if there's someone

(01:30:43):
who hears things and repeats them withoutany kind of critical analysis on this show,
that is Woodie, Oh for sure. Historically all right, like do
you not agree with that one?Well, no, because I talk opinion,
Like what are you talking about?Like just like that stuff exactly,
like for exa urban legend things.I'm trying to think specific Like you repeated
the Amazon thing that Amazon to thisday loses money. I was like,

(01:31:04):
well, no, they haven't lost. They've been gaining lots of money,
making tons of money for years now. It's kind of this one like little
kind of anecdotes and things off thetop of his head. Was that like
on a fun fact, But likeyou know, you'll see something on Twitter
and then like just as like god, but I'll bring it up and we're
having a conversation, like if webring it up in a conversation they have

(01:31:25):
you see this, and you bringit up and you see it in print
anywhere, it's never happens you willlike run with it, or like as
if anybody in the middle of conversation, anybody out there, if you want
to text in something about the topic, what he will repeat that forbatim without
any like oh, I don't know, or maybe not, or somebody said,
wow, I mean I can't disagreewith that. I'm not going to
stop everything down as we're having aconversation on the show. I can't stop

(01:31:48):
everything down. Hold on, guys, we got this text, let me
google it. I'm trying to getthe interaction from the audience on the air,
not how you present it. Youpresent it as well. Actually,
I mean maybe I don't know.I can't think of anything in that in
particular. Yeah, okay, we'regonna have to. Yeah, But there's
a lot of times like we'll bringsomething up for discussion. I and Greg

(01:32:10):
and I we talked about this everyonce in a while, where like,
you know, something will come upin conversation and then immediately it's just like
it's not for the purpose of conversationsand it's like somebody was just stating or
like you're just saying something and it'soh, it's fake or whatever. Yeah,
I do think though that what heyou're the first two. If we're
all having a conversation about something andwe're laughing and having a great time,

(01:32:30):
if one person hates it, youthink, oh, that was a stupid
segment, you know, like,well, that's my own. Yeah,
whenever we have guests, I worreif people are having a good time,
do they like being here? Sure, that's usually what I'm thinking about,
like while the the interviews or whateverare going on, right, Yeah,
I mean that's just as the hostof the show. That's my my man,
like, oh man, are people? Are people engaged in the conversation

(01:32:54):
anyway? But there you go,Sammy's gay twins statistic. Who knows where
it came from? Yeah, Imean I did hear someone did like a
report on it in college or something, and that's where I heard it.
But it wasn't sorry for not googlingbefore that you were googled it is that
you came out with it. Well, guys, did you know what about
all the because I did think thathow many times have we gotten Sea Bass

(01:33:15):
like people sending us an email whatever? Actually Sea Bass is wrong. Almost
never. Actually they always the majorityof those emailsmails with completely. By the
way, twin Love, the TVshow reality show on Amazon dropped November seventeenth.
I'm very excited for it, veryexciting. A right, Greg,
here you go. This is anemail email from Chris, who writes in

(01:33:35):
subjects straight talk for the gay folk. Hy what the show is? Catching
up on some of the recent podcastsI enjoyed queries for straight guys. I
had a question from a straight guyabout gay guys for Greg. I hope
I can answer it. I absolutelycan't. I've always wondered, outside of
gay bars or websites, how doyou pick up other dudes. Let's say

(01:33:56):
you are in a store or atthe gym. Do you rely on gata
and hope for the best or doyou have like some sort of secret handshake
to know if another guy is gay? Thanks me, Love, Chris.
What a fantastic question. Thank God, I'm not in that world. I
met my partner online, and thenprior to him it was all online as
well, so I've always wondered thesame thing. I think it would you

(01:34:21):
know, you would have to dependon a gay bar type situation, because
otherwise what are you gonna do?Go into a grocery store like Morgan does,
see somebody find attractive hit on themonly hoping that they're gay. But
isn't that what all the paranoid straightguys think, Like, oh, man,
like, because just because that guy'sgay and I'm another guy think I'm

(01:34:42):
hot, he'll look at me,he'll check me out. Yeah, that's
the misnomer as a faux gay guy. My friends tell me, it's just
a look out in the wild.Look. Yeah, there's a certain like
eye contact that happens, and thenyou know the other guy's gay, and
then it's okay to a roach.See, my gay up is utterly broken.

(01:35:03):
Greg, Like, listen, Greg, if you were out in the
wild and I were, I wouldn'tknow if you were gay necessarily. But
there are guys that it's not aquestion. So if that's your type of
guy, right, it's super easy. It couldn't be easier. And that's
like in my early dating days whenpeople said, you know, I when
I came out to my parents,I'm like that fire hydrant knows you're gay.

(01:35:27):
But if that's not your type ofgay guy, if you don't seen
sen your FLAMERO right, And itwas much more difficult for me because that
is not my type. So Ijust you know, I prefer the guy
that just happens to be gay asopposed to the guy who makes it his
mission and make sure everybody knows exactlylike vegans exactly like you just know,
like twirling behind him everywhere you go. Right, But the online dating thing

(01:35:48):
made everything ten thousand times. Shoutto Sniffy's Sniffy is the app yep face
is just junk. That is okay, man, that sounds like your dream
such. We brought this up recentlywhen I was out there doing an interviewing
should be the Leamie Show. Fulldisclaimer. I did not google or do

(01:36:21):
any kind of thorough research on these. I subscribe to, uh this service
that just sends you like it's anaccount that just sends you a bunch of
like random fun facts and I go, oh, that's an interesting one.
I put it on the list,all right. Full disclaimers, see all
right. The opposite of deja vuis jah vou. It's the experience of

(01:36:43):
feeling unfamiliar with something that is actuallyvery familiar to you. Never had that
happen. I did have deja vuthough, Uh. Just recently when I
was at Bravo Con, I waslike, man like I was looking off
into distance. I'm like, Ifeel like I've seen this atmosphere before.
Yeah, this jamevou thing like thathappens to me when we get back from

(01:37:05):
if we have a good not acouple of days, but if we have
a full week off. I'll comeback in here sometimes and I'll be sitting
here at my chair behind the consolehere, I'll go, what what do
I press? Yeah, it's likea billy Joel sat at the sat at
the piano and went like what doI do now? Like you do this
every day. You're fluent in it, and then you got to like stop

(01:37:26):
and think about every little movie youmake, Like I would say, that's
kind of like a U you knowthat's an example of that, right,
Yeah? Sure, yeah, whatdo you show? Fun fact number one?
Fat fun fact? This is forbored. Did you know in Switzerland
born it's illegal to own just oneguinea pig. You can't have to because

(01:37:47):
guinea pigs are such social creatures.One guinea pig would get lonely. So
Switzerland considers having just one to beanimal abuse because they're lonely. Because they're
lonely. It is because there's suchsocial animals. And here, I'll give
you one more. I would loveto go to space, you know.

(01:38:08):
Ye oh man, that'd be great. That sucks. There are only six
hundred and forty four people who haveever been to space the entire time we've
been doing this. Only six hundredand forty four. Now, the definition
of being in space is at leastfifty miles above the Earth. I don't
want one of these cheap just barelyqualify space trips. I want like actual
trip to space. What if youhad to, let's say, spend a

(01:38:30):
week in another country that you've neverbeen to before to you know, do
astronaut training before they let you goto space. Yeah, oh, and
you have to backpack through that country, stay to hostile. Is that is
that part of the training? Yeah? Yeah, oh then yeah, I
guess yeah, state of hostile.Yeah, because I really want to go
to space. Like if you're saying, wow, hey, you know this
like a valuable vacation time that you'veearned by going to work every day in

(01:38:54):
the middle of the night. Yeah, anywhere you want to go. I
would not choose that to use tospend my time. But if at the
end of that was oh, goto space, well then yeah of course.
Okay, Yang, Yeah, wego back to this game real quick.
Oh yea, let's go back tothe gate. So go back to
the game thing. Maybe yeah,maybe what Sammy, you're thinking? There
was a study I just looked atthis up. They showed it in the

(01:39:14):
New York Times that if you havetwo identical twin brothers, let's say,
if one of them is gay,fifty two percent of cases, so more
than half of cases the other oneis also good. Okay, I'm also
seeing so it's not that more likely, right that if one of the twins
is gay, it's more likely thatthe other one will also begin being a
twin. But just being a twindoes make you more likely to be gay.

(01:39:36):
Well, now I know, thankyou, there's someone who's going to
chime in with that one. Right, that's what get some heavy breather to
call in with a four minute voicemailabout that, right, This is nerding
Out with Raby Friday Morning. Braby, what's nerd out about today is the

(01:39:59):
act strike is coming to an end. Sony officially pushed Venom three from summer
twenty twenty four to November eighth,twenty twenty four. They did start production
in late June and Spain, butonly got a few weeks into it because
then the actors went on strike Julyfourteenth. But pushing that date to November,
you know, gives them more timeto finish it up and puts less
stress on the VMX or VIA.This affects people, Yeah, we get

(01:40:26):
it. It also guarantees that Venomthree is gonna get IMAX screens that weekend.
It's way harder to get on Imaxin the summertime. And as you
guys know, Venom is part ofthe storyline in Spider Man two, and
that would have been the best Venommovie of all time. Why are like
the game storyline so good? Andthen you go to the movies and you're

(01:40:47):
like, eh, all right,and is it gonna be PG again or
PGG? Yeah, probably PG thirteen. That's the road they started on.
We've been getting a bunch of newteasers this week, as we mentioned Hsbuster's
Frozen Empire, which shows New Yorker'sgetting frozen to death in the middle of
summer that's coming out at the endof March. Got one for Inside Out

(01:41:08):
two, which introduces a raw newemotion that would be anxiety, which is
pretty relevant teenagers today. Inside Outtwo drops in June and come into Apple
TV Plus in January. A limitedseries Masters of the Air that stars Austin
Butler, and it's about the BloodyHundred, which did a bunch of bombing
runs over Nazi Germany during World WarTwo. That one's produced by Steven Spielberg

(01:41:31):
and Tom Hanks. But there issome juicy tea or a rumor if you
will, about Inside Out Too,going back there. Bill Hayter and Mindy
Kayling are not back to voice Fearand discuss, and the rumor out there
is that Amy Poehler was offered aking's ransom to come back and voice Joy
and that Hater and Kayling were gettingtwo percent of what Amy Poehler was Offhoo,

(01:41:57):
that's the rumor too. How muchis that? Uh? I think
they offered Amy Poehler like five milliondollar come back. That's all the rumors
that are. That's the tea that'sout there. Yeah, But Bill Hayter
and Mindy Kaling are not coming back. I'm rabiing For more nerds stuff,
check out the nerd That podcast atthe Woody Show dot com. Nerd all

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