The Woody Show November 13th 2023 Podcast

Dan Aykroyd in studio, Redneck News Playoffs, News Headlines & More!

Episode Transcript

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Good morning, all right, itis Monday. It is November the thirteenth,
twenty twenty three. Hello, welcome, It's The Woody Show. And
yeah, beginning of a brand newweek. But I am excited today.
We got a lot to get toI will I'll get to that in a
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media, finals, follow us anywhereon any of the platforms at the Woody
Show. Dude Dan Ackroyd is onthe show today. Huge. I'm slightly
nervous kinda because he's I can't remembera time in my life where he wasn't
mega famous. Yeah, oh yeah, he's been famous my whole life.

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It's been ruling my whole life.I mean, you know, because I
met him before. You know,I was just showing. I was just
showing these guys I went to.It was either a Costco or Sam's Club,
one of those kind of places.But and I don't know if it
was like for a book or thatvodka. He's got a Crystal Head vodka,
a Crystal Skull vodka, right anyway, So I took my son,

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who was really little at the time. God, he must have been four
years old. And that picture,that's the picture I just showed you,
Okay, yeah, I didn't thinkand he was so into Ghostbusters and uh
yeah, So I brought him tomeet Ray from Ghostbusters. Yeah, I'm
like, dude, it's Ray.He's like, wow, he was a
Ghostbuster for Halloween that year and everything. So it was like one of the

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first things that my son and Iever like kind of got to share that's
nice as far as an interest orsomething that we both loved, which was,
you know, the original Ghostbusters.Anyway, So dan Aykroyd on the
show this morning. Also today's datenumber one of the Redneck News story of
the year playoffs Playoffs. Ye,so yeah, we're gonna have that.
Also your trending news headlines where hewas got Nerd Now for the hours up

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all that more here on a verybusy, busy Monday on The Woody Show.
A couple things here for you.Cruises have made a major comeback since
COVID and fresh demand is sending ticketprices to new heights. According to this
article here, specifically Carnival and RoyalCaribbean, they've upped their prices more than

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forty percent and some tickets are evenhigher than they were pre pandemic now,
so they have definitely rebounded. Theaverage price of a five night cruise in
the Caribbean coming up next month isrunning people seven hundred and thirty six dollars
per person. That's forty three percenthigher than the same time in twenty nineteen,

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so before the pandemic. December's averagecruise also costs also mark a thirty
seven percent increase from last year.Wow, when cruises were still being shunned
as like super spreader gathered. Dude, I went to a hockey game last
week. Dude, the people withthe masks, what are the point?

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What's the point now? Because Isaw this guy he walked up the aisle,
had the mask on. As soonas he got to the top of
the stairs, then he took itoff. You're still in the arena,
dude, that's right. So,like that's the thing. I see people
that they're kind of wearing it hereand then like you know, but like
you walk ten feet over that way, then they'll like take it off.
Grocery store, I see that,like they've been wearing the mask, but
then they go to get on thephone, they pull the mask down,

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the walk the aisle with us withoutit on, Like either wear it or
don't. I don't care if youwear it, right, Like, what's
the point of like half asked doingit? But I guess people would make
the argument that we're half asking itanyway. I'm still convinced to this day
that all those years of wearing masksgave me a permanent ZiT on my nose.
Really, where is it? It'slike right here, it's hard to
see it. Yeah, you nevergot it. Really weird idiots. I'm

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sure it's like a cyst or something. I'm not sure. Have you gone
to the dermatologist? I have noneto skin now, I need to get
see That's one thing I got toget off of my ass. Get off
my ass about I got to makeit going in for a dermatologist map map,
yeah, and then the map mejust check out. I mean,
I don't know, God, Godknows what's going on. I could have

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all kinds of things happening. Idon't know, could and probably do,
because, like I just learned thatdermatologists not just for women. Yeah,
so weird. Yeah, in twentytwenty three, I learned that it was
not just alogist because I've have achicks with they're for facials. I thought
that's what it was. I mean, if you had like skin cancer or
whatever, that you would go toa dermatologist. But other than that,

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I'll be honest though, I justfor like regular checkups and mapping. And
I do hear women talk way moreabout dermatologists than yeah, because they care
about skincare. Yeah, oh didyou like you guys? Speaking of of
women and things that are exclusive towomen, like giving birth and having to
push a person out of you.Y. I finally saw, and I

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had heard a little bit about it, but I finally saw this baby,
this fourteen pound baby, saw thatkid that was whole hell. Can't believe
that was a vaginal birth for why? Yeah, it was it? It?
I thought. I thought she squeezedit out. I thought that's what
the story was, that she pushedthis child out. Let me see.
And I freaked out because there's noway that kid. Kid's ginormous. And

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I didn't think that was right either. Yeah, there's no fourteen pounds eight
ounce baby born in Canada, nearlytwice the size of the average baby.
Whoa the heaviest baby born at thathospital since at least twenty ten fifty five
centimeters long. How big is that? That's the thing? Give it to
me an inch and out. Ihate the sentiment that that's a first.

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That's what she said, give itto me an baby, right, that's
their oh no, no c section, thank god born. But like they
had to probably cut her from hipto hip all the way across to get
that kid out of there. Thatis a Thanksgiving turkey. Yeah, Okay,
So yeah, the mother has alreadygiven birth to three children before this
one. Two of them were overthirteen pounds and they were born whoa holy

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hell, that baby is all headOh yeahs like it's six months old,
That's what I'm saying. How almostthe dead? Like I don't know,
but I tell there's a picture ofhim sitting on a couch. I saw
this. I saw this baby.I showed to my wife and I got
like she got like a full bodyshiver out of it. Carrying that dad
looks thin, looks thin. I'mjust wondering to get really big kid is

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I don't know. Yeah, theyhad a couple of just really hearty Canadians,
the big kids monster. So maybeI saw something you might be interested
in. It's been when's last timewe went to a Walmart? Oh?
When I went with you when webought those Get out of Here that was
that's probably thirteen years ago. Yeah, that's the last time you stepped footing

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the Walmart? What I believe it? Yeah, I mean I understand like
you're like not a regular shopper there, but there's never been like, all
right, the Walmart's there, That'swhat I need. Something that I can
easily just walk in here again,you're that hard core about it. Yeah,
she hates China so much things fromChina, right, I know.
So it's it's ridiculous. No,not Walmart. I'm saying, like everything

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we consume anywhere, every store.Yeah, And I don't know why I
singled out Walmart. I know,right, because that's a huge American company
and I have stock in Walmart.Oh, so that's a complete hypocrite.
But the reason I don't go inthere is because it's way too crowded for
me. It's like a costco.Like there's okay, I agree, the

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parking lot is so packed. Okay, I'm just like, nope, I'm
passing. All right, So thisis this is what I've got for I'm
I'm glad you just said that,because I was going to compare it to
like your costco situation. She getsoverly stressed about it. Yeah, Well,
mar Walmart, they're trying to attractthe autism PTSD sensory disorder crowd,

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and so now stores nationwide they havespecial sensory friendly hours really from eight am
to ten am each day. Whattoday, and so the TVs now show
a static image instead of videos.They also leave the music off, they
lower the lights, and I guessthey tested this for like a back to
school season. Great success, really, And so a Walmart spokesperson softly and

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calmly said, we hope our customersand associates will find the stores to be
a little easier on the eyes andears. I mean cool, it must
be pitched black by the one that'sby the radio station. It's so dark.
Really, I wouldn't know. I'venever been into a Walmart that wasn't
lit up like you were on thestop. So I go to several locations

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of Walmarts, and this one that'sby the radio station. Man, the
lighting is terrible. But it wasconverted from an old sporting goods store into
a Walmart. So maybe that's there polar opposite. I think I'd rather
go to Costco than Walmart. Ohyeah, yeah, Walmart is what Costco
is to you for me? Okay, there with people, so many people,

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so many people will rip on Walmart. Walmart's fine, you know,
and there's wackos and there's weirdos everywhere. I understand that it seems like that.
Maybe because it is so good,there's just so many more people there,
That's what I'm saying. So there'sjust a higher chance I'm saying,
but there's just a higher chance you'regoing to get some crime and weirdos.
You're going to get some wacko behavior. Also, you know, it's a
it's a discount store for all,you know, sure for the sake of

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argument, you know, so you'reyou're just gonna have more issues more every
time I go by there. It'sjust like boopp. You know, I
might have considered it for a second. H I don't know, like nope.
Yeah. The only thing I don'tlike about it is if they don't
have quite the selection of you know, other places that I'll go, like
a grocery, I won't do agrocery shopping there. They don't have to

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say, at least mine doesn't.It's like some of these other ones I've
been into. They're really nice andthey like I would totally do all the
grocery shopping there, But like theone that closes to my house, it's
not like a super Walmart. Sothey have some groceries and stuff, but
it's not quite the selection, youknow. Yeah, but otherwise I can
I got no beef with Walmart.I ain't too good for Walmart like Rabias,
I didn't say it was too goodtoo. It's anxiety and dosing.

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Yeah, and here I'll give youone more story. This could have very
easily. I'm not sure what's goingto develop the rest of the day,
but just for right now, thisearly in the show, this is today's
douchebag of the day. It's astory about a restaurant in the UK who
caught a woman putting her own hairin her food just so she could get
a free meal. That bitch,and she got it. Wow. She

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was about halfway done with her mealand she started causing a scene because she
found some hair in her food andshe demanded the refund. It was like
sixteen bucks. So the restaurant Iwas like, okay, I'm really sorry
about that. Whatever. So theowner said, all the kitchen staff they
had their hair pulled back, theyhad the you know, hair covered and
stuff like that. So he decidedto check these security cameras once she left,

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and he clearly saw her on thereand he was showing it to the
to the prospect, to the newsand stuff. Clearly she's pulling her own
hair out of her own head andstuffing it down into the food. And
so by the time they realized whatshe had did, I mean, she
was long gone with her refund,so there was nothing they could do about
it. But at least he's puttingit out there, and you know,

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good, Let's see, this iswhat we keep talking about, like we
need to bring shaming back, Likeeverybody should know this woman, know her
face and know her name and whatshe did. Right, at least put
the video footage out. Definitely,Yeah, let's dox her do Let's find
her name and her phone number andher address and where she works. Let's
end her entire life as she knowsits her career. Let's get her family

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to disown her. Yes, well, she could have maybe got someone in
trouble back in the kitchen and ifthey thought them And yeah, I wouldn't
expect a free meal if I hada hair in my food. Okay,
dude, I have found plenty ofhair and whatever in meals. And I
don't send it back. I don'teven say anything to the waiter. No,
you just remove it. Yeah,I take the hair out of there.

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Yeah. No, here's the onething I can't I would send it
back, and don't you get hair, but I'm done eating. Yeah,
it is true. Yeah, don'tcontinue. Don't you get hair in your
mouth every once in a while,Like you go, you're picking, Like,
yeah, you're picking a hair outof your mouth. I find anything
in my food, it's over.I'm out. Do you send it back

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or just stop eating? I juststop eating? Yeah, me too,
I'm not going to send it back. And then wait, well, yeah,
you also don't want something from thatkitchen. I don't want sendything in
that kitchen and you ready to ruinmy meal? So you would you would
think that I would be the guywho wouldn't need it. I don't like
potlucks. I don't like where,you know, people bring in stuff from
home and like the you know,this time of year with the holidays and

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everything else, we're having a holidaypotluck and everybody from the office brings something.
Nope, not doing that. That'slike more food poisoning kind of stuff.
If it's just a hair, thehair, Like if I look,
if I found a toenail clipping,that's different my hair. I wouldn't continue
eating a dish if my own hairended up. And if there's a clutz,
it's just so gross. To me. If it looks like a bushel

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of pubes or something, that's alsodifferent. But if it's clearly like okay,
this is clearly it just came offsomebody's head. Big deal. Oh
my god, that's sod. Stopeating immediately done, all right, not
like a cigarette but or right ora yeah, you know, bloody thank

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you. All right, anyway,we're gonna take a break. Ironically,
I'm starving. And you know,every kitchen in America is probably yes,
they always say, like, gross, never tore the kitchen of your favorite
restaurant, You'll never go back there. Yeah. I do like the places
that have the open kitchen because Ilike to sit and watch when they're making

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stuff. That's told you. Ijust recently went to the Martha Martha Stewart
Martin Stewart, Stuart Martin Stewart.Yep, I went to her kitchen.
Yeah, and it's all open andgreat. Did you hear it looks like
the inside of her house? Yeah? I did. And I know what
that looks for. Martha Stewart.Martha Martha Stewart called the Bedford. Looking

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at the universe has a way ofleading you to where you're supposed to be.
Supposed to be there. The WoodyShow. Welcome back, everybody,
It is The Woody Show, andplease welcome to the studio. We actually
have a guest. It's Dan Ackroyd. Dan, mister Ackroyd. Only the

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police call me mister and then notalways good to see you, one of
my crew. We never heard afull office here. What a desk right?
Yeah, it looks like and it'ssuper clean. Only the best around
here, Dan, Yeah, yeah, I have a mountain. We never
get living legends in here. Wellfortunate working actor for many years. Yeah,

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I mean I was thinking about it. You know, you're coming in
and you know, such a bigfan of so much of your work,
but I mean, what a whata life you have lived. I mean
all the way back with It SaturdayLive and all the movies and everything else
that you've you've done, not justlike as an actor, but a screenwriter.
Like the first screenplay that you wrotewas Blues Brothers. Like you know

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the band Bush, Yeah, JavinRossdale. The first song he wrote was
one of their biggest hits, comeDown. You know. The first screenplay
you write is Blues Brothers, Likedid that make you nervous? Like that?
That thing is such a big hit, and then you know where do
you go from there? Can youcan you do it again? Well?
You know, every every actor,every creator, when they're finished a project,
you know, looks into the abyssand figures out what's next. I

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suppose I've just been very fortunate.All of the projects that you've liked and
some that you may not have,we're result of kV really heartfelt collaborations.
You know, we don't do italone. I really am proud of a
lot of films I made Triple Aprojects. I'm proud of SNL and proud

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of the records that John and Idid in the Bank we put together.
But that's that's all with other genius, wonderful people, actors, writers,
and so it's a collaborative effort,and I'm just grateful. And I was
able to work with the best inevery discipline and skill, songwriting, dancing,
choreography, stunt driving, all theskills you've got, all the people

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you give. I mean in themovies, I mean whether it was Blueshie
or John Candy, Steve Martin,like Eddie Murphy, Eddie Murphy, Robert
Redford, Yeah, I'd say,yeah, you know, so I've been
so fortunate and uh and had youknow, I had fun doing ninety seven
percent of it, Dan. Iread a book you might have heard of
this called Wild and Crazy Guys,and it's about a lot of like the

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eighties and nineties comedy and they,I believe they said that you were kind
of more the like the avant gardeand weirdo creative force like you're saying you
other guys were kind of the Okay, let's rain this in a little bit,
but you were more of like that, let's let's kind of push the
envelope and that sort of thing.Well, I always thought, if it
made me chuckle and I tell itto someone else, and then someone else,
oh that's funny, and you're fivepeople and five five turns to fifty

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and five hundred and five thousand andfive million in terms of the movie.
So you have to just trust yourown instinct that makes you entertain. Yeah,
but God knows, you know,I had great people in the cast
and crew of Saturday Night Live therethat I got to work with, and
then what what came later with SNL. Look at look at the work I
know, geez, I mean,John Love, it's alone. I mean

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they're worth the price worth if youhear different stories about what it's like to
actually work on SNL, Like workingat SNL now sounds a combo of like
hell and frat life, Like there'sthese two sides of it, like one's
just this big party and then theother side you hear about it's like,
man, there's this infighting and there'sthis drama and there's things going on.
But when you were there, itsounds like it was more the the frat

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life stuff, the high jinks,the partying. Like were you sleeping there
at the at NBC for a while, Yes, I got a I got
them to put in bunk beds anda shower. As we used to write
the rite, write the show,you know, start writing the show Tuesday
night, Wednesday night. You'd stayover Tuesday night, Wednesday night. Uh.
It was it's very stressful still it'svideo Commando, you know. Uh,

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it's very high energy and uh andhigh focus. And you know,
it helps to have allies there,yeah, because sometimes there's where there were
forces working against uh, you know, within and and that. But but
ultimately in the end, each showcame out to h to where it was
either a jam or a Turkey,and but we got it done. You

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know, it came out, itwas completed, and uh, everyone was
a pro in the end of everyshow. Uh, at the end of
every show we did and then wewent back and did it all again.
But I think the show has greatcurrency and relevancy. Now I do watch
when I can stay up. Ilive, I have. I have a
very cool, very very quiet life, very slow. Would you like regular

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stream? Where are you living thesedays? Spending your time between Martha's vineyard
a little bit and then eastern Ontario, Canada, and then the road,
you know, with the with theproduct here, the which we are going
to talk about, Ry has aspecial went out and bought it damn special.
There's like there's clearer than there's thisere desert. Then there's a black

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and then there's a Pride uh bottleas well. I believe I had to
ask specifically because they're always damn Wewere talking about this off here. The
crystal head vockey is always behind lockand key. At least here in the
States, it is extra fancy andpeople want because you want the skull.
Yeah, no, I know that'swe're fighting that because in Canada there we
just tell U the government liquor storewill replace it, you know, and

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then and then we get a billfor them for the full retail price.
It's very popular. So I've gota lovely quiet life right now. Everything
good there. But the product thatyou have in your hand is our wheat
sunset wheat, and the notes onthat are pepper corn A niece that makes
it great, bloody mary at thebottle that is beautiful design by my friend
John Alexander. It's awesome. AndI just you know, I got got

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into this because I tasted other Idon't name names or other brands, but
a lot of vodka's out there.I tasted them. They smelt like nothing,
or they tasted like nothing and theyare they smelt like Channel number five.
Sure yeah, And I thought,you know, wait, how can
we change that? So we havea corn vodka and the clear that's a
peaches and cream corn from Ontario.So like, what causes that? Like

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what did you leave out of thisthat? I'll tell you. I don't
you know. I know we're thefirst people to do it. I don't
know, but he is doing itnow. But we certainly changed the fluid
in our bottle. What happens isthat a lot of these manufacturers, they
are afraid that the consumer is goingto open the bottle and it's going to
smell like ethyl alcohol. Wait aminute, hold it. Where we're drinking

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beverage alcohol. And if you doethyl alcohol right like we do from the
wheat mash, the corn mash wemake. The black is the agave.
We make a mash of what theymake tequila out of the blue ever agave.
We do a vodka distillation on that, and you open our bottles and
it's that sweet kind of smell ofalcohol. If you open other bottles,

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smells like nothing, tastes like nothing, smells like perfume. Because they add
the following things. They add glyceride. It's a cousin and cousin andy freeze.
Oh great, now they do itto produce a viscosity there. Now
they don't put enough to hurt you. And then they add solemonine. And
you've seen those commercials, but theytake citrus oil in a mustard jar and
to cut through the grease. That'scitrus oil. They add that to produce

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to mask the smell in scent ofthe alcohol. And then they put sugar
in there. Yeah, somebody wastelling me because I'm a I'm a tequila
guy, like tequila's and someone's like, what are you drinking? Like this
is like I didn't realize there,I mean really was, I mean there
was there's a difference in tequila,like some are smoother to me some other
whatever. I didn't realize there wasmuch in that, you know. And
then somebody told me and gave mesome of their their favorites of the the

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stuff that doesn't have all the additives. I guess right, And you can
definitely tell the difference. I don'tknow about the tequila business whether additives are
put in there, but they certainlywere, and there a lot of are
they really the few? Then they'recalled fusel oils, and fusel is the
German word for bad liquor, youknow. So there you go. No
lemone, no sugar. Zero addedthat we want metals all around the world,

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and does he wins with right?Such a winner, thank you.
I couldn't win a thing in highschool. Or I don't want anything around
here either, No, I wantI want an exit ticket to both institutions.
It's called Crystal Head Vodka and it'savailable now at your local liquor store.

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You can't miss it. It's inthe skull bottle and Crystal Head is
releasing some ready to drink cocktails anda whole bunch of other stuff too at
Crystal Head Vodka. There crystal HeadVodka dot Com. We got Dan Akroyd
here in studio. Yes, andsome more with Dan coming up next year
on The Woody Show. Hang onthe Woody Show. We'll be the one
the only dan Ackroid is here,legendary ghostbuster blues brother cone Head. I

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mean, you've had so many differentroles, all these different people you play,
Like, what role do you thinkis most like your real personality in
your alien you know, drawn cold, with drawn and cold. Ye,
you are super empathetic. In fact, I hear you in different interviews or
I've read different things. You areso sympathetic, empathetic. I think that's

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why so many people like you too. Like you're always looking out for There
was some story I heard about,like the crew on sn L and you
were coming to their defense. You'reone of the big star, you the
big star of the show and likeyou're you're coming to their defense because there
was just like so I can't rememberthe details. There are two stories that
you know, and I look backup my behavior in both those cases,
and I I regret being that heatedand out of control. Somebody of the

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stars are well days to the crewor you know, they don't give them
the time of day, but you'rethe guy who's championed. What happened was
the Q card crew was getting sostressed. That's what it was that they
were. They were getting changes aminute before we go on the air,
and you or even seconds, andyou know, talk about the pressure for
them because they know the actors can'tstand there without lines. The whole show
is read on cue cards. SoI uh, Lauren was in having a

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meeting and he hadn't come out,so I basically I kicked a hole in
the wall and between the dressing roomand his office to get his attention.
I was very mad about that.That's then at Paramount in the full cone,
I went off on the guard atthe date I went out there and

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I trashed the guard gase they weren'tletting my crew in after to park when
we're shooting at night after seven o'clock, making them walk through Hollywood. I
thought, these work for Paramount.These people are hair This is technical crew
hair and breakup. I want themto park you know, and they just
want to listen, listens. FinallyI went full cone, full con on

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them. Those I do regret,you know, regret that's fun. I
try to control my temper, butI do have the French Canadian you know.
Yeah, I'm so real for theparking gate guy though to this day
he probably talked about story. Yeah, dan An, Yeah, dan Ackroyd's

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here. His his vodka, CrystalHead Vodka is available at your local liquor
store. You can't miss. It'sin a really cool skull bottle of different
bottles, depending on which one you'regetting. Yeah. The reason I'm here
like to do this on the vodkais because it's gift giving time, thanks
That's why we had holiday. Wehave a spike in sales there. I
just want to tell people that itmakes a great gift of Christmas and Thanksgiving,

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made in Canada with beautiful land water, not made in another place in
the world. We try to stayaway from right now where a lot of
vodkas. You know, it justfun makes it makes a great gift and
I'm really having fun with it.Well, it's because you're probably drunk.
Most of the time. You gottataste it. I mean quality control.
You know what I well is CrystalHead vodka available at liquor store near you.

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It should be a big red buckingaround here. Some weaponism found it
The Woody Show. All right,welcome back. It is the Woodies Show.
Dan Ackroyd is here. We're justtalking about his vodka product, Crystal
Head Vodka. Before the break,We're also talking a little bit about sn
L, and I did have acouple more questions. You get bored talking

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about some of this, uh theolder stuff like the SNL. I do
not you have something, but youhave such a storied career. It's like
and people get this opportunity. LikeI'm sure people who are close to you,
they're like, oh God, Dan'stalking about sn L again, right,
But like you know, Lues brothers, I have. I have other
questions about other movies. But Yyou had mentioned, you know, having

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somebody who is an ally at SNL, and we've heard and I've heard so
many stories over the years about ChevyChase, but I know that he was
one of your champions. He waswhen you were on SNL and you had
a completely different experience. So what'swhat is it just that some people get
rubbed the wrong way by the guyor did something change? What is this?
What I mean? What was sospecial about you that you had this

(28:26):
well experience with him that I don'tknow, you know, I loved what
he did and he loved what Idid, and I don't know, we
came from kind of completely different worlds. Because he's one of those guys I
want. He's one of those peoplethat you see and you're such a fanily
like you want him to be awesome, and then you hear these stories and
it's disappointing. Well, I thinkhe's a little waspy, you know,
like you know, white angel sacksand Protestant. You know that he's closet,

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you know, kind of preppy,you know, huh. And you
know and if if you look likeanything close to like an idiot in front
of him, he's not going toput put up with that. Yeah,
you know, because he like smart, intelligent, accomplished people and uh was
damaged. Uh. You know,his mother used to lock him in the
closet when you go shopping that kindof stuff, so you know who stands

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before you. Also, he beata heroin addiction and painkiller addiction. So
he's been through a lot and foughta lot. But just to hang with
him, it's just so funny anduh so uh. Sometimes he can be
caustic and abrasive in that, buthe's really he's got a beautiful heart.
He's really a sweet guy and verysentimental. He's a spectacular jazz pianist,

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and he's just a good hang.Now. You got to remember that cocaine
was quite popular, and that couldbe for all of us, and it
was never my thing. I neverreally liked it, but I did.
I did do it a couple oftimes. The more like a drinker,
wheat smoker. I would say more, you know, white wine and and

(29:55):
you know, maybe some of thegreeny now and again. But but I
tell you that the coke would changemoods and it made people edgy. You
know. You might think we werehaving fun on it, but so I
think there were some interactions that Chevymight have had when he was on that
I eat with John and so it'sjust the currency of our time back then.
Yeah. Unfortunately, Yeah, directedhim in a nineteen ninety one movie

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that I absolutely love, called Nothingbut Trouble. It was it was it
easy to do that. Oh,directed him in nineteen ninety one. Well,
of course, and he was inSpies Like Us too, you know,
and I love that movie. Andhe was really good in both of
them, and of course drove mecrazy the whole time. And you know,
but because he loved what he wasdoing there, and he liked the

(30:41):
scripts, and he liked the characters, you know, he came through for
me. Nothing but Trouble was ais a fun, very serviceable comedy.
It was not a hit at thetime because we were doomed on the weekend
that it opened. And I'll tellyou how here, I make this movie
for us, for the guys,you know, I saw you know,
or you know that audience like absurdistkind of out their humor. Yeah,

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And so two pictures open in themarketplace against us that weekend. One was
Silence of the Lambs. Oh,yeah, that's where it. Yeah,
that's right, that's what I'm saying. That's right. And then Julia Roberts
Sleeping with the Enemy. You canbe sure every woman in America told their
husbands or girl or boyfriends or youknow, we're going to see those two

(31:26):
movies. We're not going to seethat, so it didn't work in the
marketplacement. In retrospect, younger peoplelike yourself. You're late twenty two,
right, Yeah, a lot ofkids loved that that film. That's the
first time we saw Tupac in amovie. Yeah. Digital. Also,
I did have one other question aboutthe movie because in the the same year

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there was a movie called Doc HollywoodMichael J. Foxx, and they kind
of had like similar plot points.Did that annoy you? I got calling
it a little bit because it's likeabout people from the big city. They
get pulled over in a small town. Oh, I don't know with a
maniac was a bunch funder but I'vegot I remember, I remember you didn't

(32:12):
know about it, but now thenoisy Yeah they knows about it. Way
to go, man, parallel parallelthings running from the law. No,
no, but he gets pulled overin a small town and then he has
to do point those places exist inAmerica. Yeah, absolutely. That New
Jersey Pennsylvania triangle where Volcanvania County wasis in the in the story is a

(32:36):
real real you see you really dosee places like that. Yeah. Dan
Aykroyd is here and uh, speakingof difficult personalities, but good people.
Bill Murray and you were talking aboutlike working with Chevy Chase in these other
movies. I think one of myfavorite stories, and you'll tell it way
better than I do, is whenyou were making Ghostbusters. Obviously the role
was written for Belushi, and youknow he didn't have to be you know,

(33:00):
be in that movie, and soyou cast Bill Murray and not exactly
in the same role like I I, uh, not exactly the same one.
Billy came on and we rewrote itright, right, right, but
like anyway, so but we fixedfor him. Everybody was really nervous because
the first day of shooting and they'rewondering if he's even going to show up
because it was like the negotiation orsomething behind the scenes. Like I said,

(33:21):
you'll tell the story way better thanI do. But he, I
mean, Bill Murray is Bill Murray. He's like a mystery to so many
people. But you were wondering ifhe was even going to show up on
day one of filming. None ofus knew. And uh, you know,
everybody's there, there, everybody's there. It's a miracle. When he
does show up, he's there,he's it's it's as if a deity has

(33:44):
come down from the clouds now.Billy's great. He would give you not
only does a shirt, but hegives you the skin off his back.
I mean, is h he's reallyuh a great, great hearted person.
And uh again they'll like Chevy doesn'tsuffols, You're going to be you know,
you'll be batted out of the way. You know, if he sees

(34:05):
idiocy or medium talent there and whenit shows up, he's ready to go.
It's not like he's aloof and thenjust kind of like I'm here now
what you know? He shows upready for work, he brings his bags
packed. He always does the otherthing. I wanted to ask you what
some of the behind the scenes highjinks of SNL, like, do you
have a favorite story? Because youhear a lot of different stories, is
there one in your mind that sticksout like talking about you know, maybe

(34:29):
it's like one of the after partiesor just things that are going on while
everybody's sitting around writing. Well,sure, of course, you know.
February it gets quite cold in thenortheastern United States, and the windows at
Rockefeller Center today they open right up. There's no barriers or anything. The
windows open up and there. Youknow you're ready to look you can look

(34:50):
down or do whatever. Yeah,jump or do you want? We sut
pizzas out to freeze at Franklin andDavis's windows, and we leave them there,
make sure that they're and then wewould try to sail them out over
and see if we could get thering you see if it's and now this
is at four in the morning whenthere's no one around, but still like

(35:13):
checking somebody's head off. It isthis future Senator Al Frankin, by the
way, should run again and shouldbe re elected. Absolutely, So,
yeah, we try to get themjust out of the seventeenth floor and hooked
down so that they skid across thering. And I think a couple of
couple of times we were successful doingthat. That was one thing up one

(35:36):
of those winds. Oh yeah,yeah, we heard about that. Working
in that building was spectacular. Youknow, you had the beautiful you know
freezes, and the architecture of it, and the sculpting and the and the
depictions of industrial life and the insideit and the you know, the floor
polisher was always going right when whenI was there was a guy with a

(35:57):
floor polisher there no matter when youwent in. It could have been nine
in the morning, nine at nightand the morning. There's a guy you
know with the floor, same guycigarette ashes floor. And so Davis and
I Tom Davis and I used towalk around the building and kind of look
and go up and down in elevatorsand different you know, and kind of
check it out. And I eventuallyI accumulated a lot of keys, one

(36:22):
of them to the eleventh floor roofcoopp garden. You'd like, go pass
the secretary's desk high and then stepthrough a little half door and go there.
Uh, you know, sort ofkeys to get through different hallways so
you wouldn't have to go around andgo the other And so I had a
lot of keys. So one daywe're walking up on the sixty fifth floor
just looking at this endless hallway.What the hell's there's no offices up here,

(36:44):
there's oh, there's a few.What's this? And then we see
this black door on the left,you know, look at it and go,
what's in here's you know? SoI go through keys about the sixth
key, I hit it, Ihit it. Wow, this key opens
this lot. So I opened thedoor and I step into nothing. It
was a Shaft Way stories of Shaftand Davis realizes that I'm going forward,

(37:10):
he grabs me and he closed thatthing up. I put those That's insane,
but it was fun, fun workingin that building. And good thing
I wasn't for one of those afterparties. Yeah, we had them.
We had a we had a bardowntown, the Blues Bar, and uh

(37:32):
we would open up h after theafter party, like you know, between
like three and ten in the morning, and often I would find myself at
ten in the morning closing the armbetween between three and ten as well.
Oh no, the eyes were opened. We had great bands going there.

(37:52):
It's easy. Top and Bowie playedthere and wow, yeah, Keith and
what a life dude, man,it's so cool. And as you hear
these stories, it seems like Ireally missed out on like what would have
been like a great time to bealive, you know, like this,
like a lot of stuff seems likeit just doesn't it wouldn't happen now exactly.
We missed out. Dan Akroud ishere, everybody, Yeah, it

(38:16):
is the Woodie Show. A welcomeback dan ackroyd yes here. Yeah,
Crystal Head Vodka. I mean,dude, you are quite the business man.
We'll talk about the Crystal Headvoka herefor a second. Find your local
liquor store. It's in that skullbottle. They got some Crystal Head ready

(38:37):
to drink cocktails right that There arebeing released Crystalhead Vodka dot com for more
information about that. We were talkingabout that high quality ingredients, free from
the oils and the sugars and theadditives and all that stuff. So you
are an ambassador for us, right, Well, I appreciate you being here,
man. So we study up alittle bit to know what's going on,
like on the on the business sidething. You started hard Rock Cafe.

(39:00):
I mean not you solo, butyou were the one who U House
of Blues Blues. But was itthe hard Rock Cafe part? That's his
partner, that's correct. Isaac Tigritfound at hard Rock Cafe with Morton and
then and then Isaac came to Judyand I after John had died. I
met Isaac in London. Uh.Actually at the weekend I married. I'm
married. I was married to John. It's true to Belushi. We were

(39:24):
man and wife. Yeah, Iwas the wife and no when I the
day I interreed John. Then thenext day I went to New York.
It took the concord and turned rightover Martha's Vineyard to look down. From
forty seven thousand feet you could seethe whole island and there was my friend.
Goodbye to one chapter in my life. Met at the airport by Isaac
Tigrit because my friend Larry Bilzarian,who helped start House of Blues, he

(39:46):
said, you know, you've losta brother, Isaac lost two brothers.
I think he can help you withthis grief. So I get off the
plane in London and there's Isaac ina Damler stretch limousine with champagne and a
joint about seven inches long, andoff we go. And then from there,
you know, we just were greatfriends. And he said, I
think the Blues Brothers brand can berevived, and we started House of Blues

(40:09):
Wow in the nineties late nineties,and then Live Nation acquired it and folded
it into their organization. Can wesay it means you got a big fat
check out of that. That's nice. Mainly obviously, realistically it was they
bought it and we sold it becausewe were challenged by so many things and
we couldn't run the business without theresources of a major company, and so

(40:30):
in order to save twenty five hundredjobs, we decided to sell it and
get a company in there that couldreally grow it and take it where.
Yeah, well it's done very well. Yeah, they're cool, like the
House of Blue Chicago. Super awesomevenue. I've seen a lot of shows.
I missed the one in La herethat was my office. I love
that. Yeah, the book company, but also the other cool thing.

(40:51):
I thought I was pretty neat froma business standpoint. You're the guy who
got the distribution rights to Patron Tequilafor the entire country of Canada. Oh
wow, that's how I got intothis. I I that's why I'm here
today because I didn't, you know, it's not like I had many introduced
I'm on the show. Yeah,exactly, that not that. No,

(41:14):
I'm this is my environment. Ilike this in here. I want to
stay. No, thank you,I'll set up a cot under the I'm
here today because I didn't, youknow, have any desire to get a
be any more busy or do anythingelse. And look, but I just
wanted to get a better margarita atmy dock in the summer, and you
could only buy two types of tequilain Canada then I and they were both

(41:35):
inferior, and I thought, Iloved to trone. I'll see if I
can bring into my little government runliquor store in the village, maybe a
case or two per summer. AndJP, my friend J. P.
De Joy, he said, no, you have to bring it to the
whole country. Made me the importingagent, and we brought it in.
I know that guy, his sonwent to the same boarding school. I
oh sure, he was the mostgenerous guy. Paul Mitchell guy. So
like, yeah, like do ourwhole boarder school got outfit with all the

(41:58):
Paul Mitchell stuff. But he wouldlike he bought a really cool popcorn machine
for everybody. He owned radio stationsat the time. Uh, and so
like I had this like love affairwith radio already, so he would like
send me all this stuff from hisstations that that he owned and stuff.
It was. He's a very coolguy. He's one of the great I
forgot he was under the radar entrepreneur. Yeah, and he eventually sold Patron

(42:21):
to Bacardi and so we got outof it at that point. But it
sort of led me into what's thisisn't a fun business, So what what
else is out there? Well,tequila was sort of overdone at the time,
and I couldn't start another tequila businessafter that. Now it's vodka.
So I looked at vodka, CrystalHead vodka, and then smelled the other
vodkas that were out there and saidwhy I like them, and and made

(42:43):
something that I can be proud of. I think your words were earlier hideous
garbage. Well that's what they puta lot of a lot of manufacturers put
put hideous garbage in. I don'tI don't say who, and I don't
say but I know who right right, But I could say who you are.
Dan Ackroyd is here, everybody,the Woody Show. This show all

(43:09):
right, welcome back, everybody.It is the Woody Show. Dan Ackroyd
is here, the legend dan Ackroyd. Thank you for being here against her.
I really I feel like it wouldreally be a crime if we didn't
bring up ghosts while you were here. And I know we're running out of

(43:29):
time. Greg has always told usabout this ghost that used to haunt Yeah,
it was the former owner of thehouse that I bought, named Elmer,
who died in the house. Andthat's why I got a good deal
in the house, and he stayedwith me the entire time, like is
on and off, handprints on couches, papers, moved around, stuff that
was inexplicable. See he says,the stuff is thrown across the room.

(43:50):
He says, the stuff up andhim and like for you, this is
family tradition, right, I mean, like the family business. And I
tell you, I absolutely, I'mready to believe you, and I do
believe you. Why would you saythat? Uh? And it's just crazy.
It fits the unexplainable. Sometimes itseems crazy. But does this is
this this is a very similar storyto what I hear and I've read about

(44:14):
all the time. And you youwere able to identify who it was.
Yeah, absolutely, and uh andyou know and and see things that they
they did there was harmless more orless. But oh yeah, no,
the the the other side is veryactive, just as active as as we
are here in this ement on thesefour dimensions. For sure. Did you
try to eradicate it at all?Not at all? Borderline enjoyed it because

(44:37):
I still thought of it as hishouse. Sometimes I would yell like Elmer
Stopp flickering the lights and they wouldstop flickering. There was a lot of
stuff and we're limited time, butso much stuff that was completely unexplained.
My brother locked me out if Iwould go outside. Lock That happened to
a bunch of people. Oh yeah, well you hate that pranks. Yeah,
yeah, that's right, ghost prankster. My My brother lived in a

(44:59):
house on Selma Street over here inHollywood. He owned it for for many
years, and an opera singer haddied in the house and she had owned
it, and sometimes we'd all bethere and upstairs we would hear her going
through the scales. Oh wow,down like that. Yeah yeah, and
nice to stop as cold. No, for sure, that's ult sir.
H O l Z e R.Search him up in your search engine and

(45:22):
all his stories are there, greatghost stories and it's as real as Uh
that's what I'm what I'm touching hereat Dusty Tail. Yeah yeah, was
it the gatekeeper? The key master? Zeel? Like who, like,
who's in your house? Well,I mean have you ever had like yes,
we we uh we lived in ahaunted house uh in on Woodrow Wilson

(45:43):
Drive. It belonged to Mama Cassuh oh and we were in there and
raised three daughters in that house.And there was also the spirit of a
red haired man with a little redhaired girl that my daughter saw. And
the story went that there was aparty there in the sixties and a guy
died of a drug overdose and theyburied him in the hillside next to the

(46:04):
house. He was a drifter fromSunset Boulevard. He was up there partying.
And so maybe that was hymns,but things like, you know,
jewelry doing little dances and then youknow, a hand on the shoulder of
the StairMaster going up and down.So that house. Yeah, and now
the owner who lives there now,she says that it's still happening. Occasionally.

(46:27):
There's little stuff that goes on there, but nothing identifiable. And I've
never seen an apparition, although I'vetalked to people who have. What about
the one in the library, Ah, well, yeah, he's there.
That was pretty crazy, you knowwhat you know, you know what's neat
about Ghostbusters is that you were sayingyour son is into it, or now
you've got three third generation, you'vegot grandchildren of you've got grandparents bringing their

(46:51):
grandchildren to the movies and and andshowing them. You know, so it's
it's endured, certainly. One ofmy favorite moments of Ghostbusters is one that
I don't know if anybody ever mentioned. It's when you guys are in the
hotel trying to find Slimer who endsup sliming Bill Murray's character, and come
around the corner, it's the housekeepinglady and you blow her up. Go

(47:13):
onell you. To this day,I see that and I laugh out loud
every single time. The delivery onthat was Wow, it made it work,
was you know, Uh, thecomedy laired onto Uh kind of the
real vernacular of paranormal research. Whatare you thinking about Ray? Stay puff
marshmallow Man's My favorite thing about Bluein there. It was so subtle when

(47:37):
the lighting of the cigarette with thecar lighter and then throwing the car lighter
out the window. I well,Dan Aykroyd, thank you so much for
coming in. Appreciate you being here. It's a it's an honor to have
a guy like you here. Anduh, bro all as you can tell
big fans, and uh, Iappreciate you spending some time with us.

(47:59):
And you know, good luck withCrystal Head Vodka Crystalhead Vodka dot com.
You can find your local liquor store. And with the holiday season coming up,
it's a like you said, it'sa nice looking bottle. In fact,
if Dane autograph this, I've gotmy dad and my mom's Christmas present
ready to go. We're gonna sharethe bottle too strong? All right,

(48:21):
Dan akro everyone, it is theWooded Show. We will be right back.
Sign It's a Woody Show, TheWoody Show, Woody whiz back.
It's another new hour insensitivity training fora politically correct world of this Monday morning.
It's November thirteenth, twenty twenty three. What's good? What's popping?

(48:45):
I'm the Woody, That's the Ravy. The Boss is the Woody Show,
right, it is the Raby Yes, the Greg Hello, you buy Sammy
Boord Carolina, there's Morgan Vaughan.Phones are open eight seven and it's over
the text over to two to nineeighty seven. Some of the trending news
headlines coming up for you this hour, and the red Neck News playoffs gets

(49:09):
underway. So we got the youknow, the red Neck News, and
then at the end of the weekwe asked you to vote for which one
you things should move on to theplayoff round. Well, that's what this
is. This is the playoff round, trying to narrow it down to find
out who's gonna end up being thered neck news story of the year,
Massive pride, the Big Decision.You go, yeah, it is a

(49:30):
your life. Yeah, red Didyou go see the Marvels of the weekend?
I did see the Marbles, andI thought it was a lot of
fun. Yeah. It speaks tolike I've really enjoyed the chemistry between the
three leads. I thought that wasgood. Uh. It has an eighty
four percent on Rotten Tomatoes audience score. That's right where I'd be. I'd
give it like an eighty because it'sthe lamest villain in the history of time.

(49:52):
Yeah, but there's some parts ofit that are so much fun.
So why do they say good time? I saw the headlines? Why do
they say of flops only because itmade Yeah, it didn't make very much
money. It was number one ofthe box office because they I saw the
headline. I clicked on and said, well won the box office. I
go, well, how's that aflop? But I guess megaflop in terms
of Marvel movies, like the amountof money. Yeah, opening the weekend

(50:14):
the final number forty seven. Ithink, Oh so it was pretty low.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, theworst opening weekend for an MCU movie
ever. I had a really greattime though, and my screening was actually
really packed. It does have thefunniest scene in the history of Marvel,
and the mid credits scene blew mybrain. Why, like, oh my

(50:36):
god, way what I hate thatthey do that. I don't like if
they put stuff like after credits,that's what it up. And by the
time the movies I were like midcredits, you only had to sit through
half the credits. Why no,you know, keep it in the context
of, like, you know,after the previews, before the credits,
anything you want me to see,keep it in that. Honestly, I
don't like it anymore because there's somuch turmoil with Marvel or DC that the

(51:00):
end seeing credits usually like sets upsomething else, and some of this stuff
is not being made now, youknow, so you're set up cliffhanger.
Okay, there's this new movie onNetflix called The Killer and the opening credits
are so fast. Every movie shouldtake note of that. It's just like
act starring directed by, written byand they get right into it and it

(51:22):
gets right a lot of movies don'teven have opening credits. They just jump
right into it. I like that. Yeah, dude, must be nice
to be. Leonardo DiCaprio was gettingdown. It was a party for his
forty ninth birthday in Beverly Hills,and a ton of big names were there,
but the only two I care aboutat his birthday party, he had
Kate Beckhamsale and Punky Brewster Solemn.It was that lit my two girls.

(51:46):
Random. My god, what alucky bastard he is. It was a
big blow up. It's like KimKardashian, jay Z, Beyonce, Lady
Gaga, salamahayakh Snoop Dogg, LilWayne, al Pacino chanting to Adam Beck,
Chris Rock, Emil Hirsh, TobyMaguire, I mean, goes on.
But dude, Kate Beckhamsale and SollyMoonfry. Yeah it's the headline.

(52:08):
Obviously. Where's Winnie Cooper? Dude? Yeah, you have tried. She
was probably there, just not namedmaybe rip that would have been awesoer.
What's her real name? Uh,Danica Keller, Danica Keller from the Wonder

(52:29):
Years. I don't know if shequalifies as oh, kind of not yet
was the Wonder years. It wasthe late eighties early nineties. Yeah,
that's pretty old. That's awesome onthis show. Yes, I think about
the eighties that was, although shedoes an age at all, Winnie Cooper,

(52:50):
No, great, she's like abig brain chick too, right,
Like she's like, yeah, she'slike smart and stuff, like math,
right, smart and stuff. Butshe's like a like math or something.
I think. So. Yeah,all right, Red Deck News Playoffs.
We're gonna needt your vote over totwo two ninety seven, one to two
or three, and we break outthe weekly winner. So these again,
these are the ones that have wonthe week and now moved on to the

(53:12):
playoff round. And then your votewill a term who moves on into the
finals. And this is from theWalmart Drinking and Drugging bracket, so pretty
specific here, right, we havethree stories. This first one is from
Pennsylvania where the police reported this womanin the Walmart parking lot who was acting
suspicious and when they arrived on thescene, she was gone, but they

(53:34):
tracked her down to the parking lotof the nearby Burger King. That's where
they met fifty eight year old ConnieSue Maddox. She was sitting in her
car when they asked her what shewas doing. She told that she had
just finished running the Boston Marathon andwas on her way home. Okay,
clearly drunk her high on something.She kept asking questions and finally got to
the truth. She had been huffingfree on from the cars and the Walmart

(53:54):
parking lots. Oh my god,if you're not familiar, that's the free
On's the gas that's you to coolthe air and air conditioning systems. He
was arrested, taking the jail chargedto the duy. That's Nominey number one,
not a number two. From Richmond, Indiana, where someone called the
cops after seeing a guy on abusy road sitting behind the controls of a
motorized shopping cart. So the officerwas about to go check it out.

(54:15):
So the three he met this guynamed Jack Allen Junior, I mean,
nice enough guy. And when theyasked him where he was going, he
said home. Now, where's home? All the way on the other side
of town. It would have takenhim a while that motorized shopping cart ravy.
Was he drunk? Yeah, therewas a case of beer with two
empty bottles in there in the basketof that motorized shopping cart which he had

(54:36):
stolen from the Walmart. Oh.He was arrested, taking the jail charge
with theft at least for the shoppingcart and the drinks of course too,
and driving under the influence. Thepolice report says that the workers from the
Walmart came and collected the scooter goodokay and the NOMNYE number three from the
Walmart drinking and drugging bracket of theredneck news playoffs from Sturbridge, Massachusetts.

(54:59):
For the cops that got a callabout as possible vehicle explosion near the walmart,
and when they arrived on the scene, the car had all the glass
blown out of it. All fourdoors had been blown open, but they're
still attached to the car now.The woman who was in the car at
the time the explosion was injured,but she refused to go to the hospital
they spun to, you know,just questioned her, and you know,

(55:20):
she wasn't exactly forthcoming. Both thebits and pieces that she gave him over
multiple conversations. Along with the evidencethey collected from what was left for the
car, they figured out what happenedshe had been sitting in the car,
windows up, she was huffing,and the fumes just built up in the
car and the explosion happened when thedumb dumb went to go light her cigarette.
Geez, her car wasn't the onlyone to take a beating. The

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surrounding cars around her were also damagedin the blast. And so that is
a nominee number three. Olive wasa big question. Yeah. Nomine number
one was from back on January fourthof this year, Nomine number two was
from February the ninth, and nominenumber three was from July thirty. First,
those are who you're voting on.Only one will move on to that

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semi final round. Connie Suon Maddoxthere in Pennsylvania got busted huffing free on
from the cars there in the Walmartparking lot. Text one for that one.
Text number two for the guy whogot the dui after he was stopped
by the police behind the wheel ofa motorized shopping car that he had stolen
from the Walmart. And then nowto number three, that last one the
chicken Massachusetts who blew up her carwhen she tried to light a cigarette while

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she was huffing, So one,two or three. Only one of those
moves on into the semifinal round telswhich one it's gonna be by texting over
to two to nine, eight seven, and now begins the redneck news playoffs
here for twenty twenty three. Ohyeah, is that time of year?

(56:44):
Guys? Nice speaking of a ohas you guys mentioned that wonder years and
talking about Winnie Cooper. Winnie Cooperqualifies like borderline. If you were a
in Sync fan back in the day, ask yourself how old you are and
the answer is old enough that JoeyFatonon is talking about how he went and

(57:05):
got hair plugs and got excess fatremoved from his chin and stomach. Here's
something called air sculpt That's the thingthat I was talking about, that true
body stuff. I thought that wasthe stuff that Greg tried. That he
said was soap cool skult thing,and it should be called cool torture.
It was the most painful. Don'tdo it. Yeah, this air sculp

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thing was the talk of Bravo kanReally yeah, he says, there's nothing
to be embarrassed about. He says, quote, I'm not trying to change
my look. I'm not trying tochange who I am, just trying to
edit a little bit, Okay,I get it. Yeah, but like
when the boy bands are getting hairplugs and fat sucked out, I think
Joey used to do Bosley the hairstuff. He used to endorse that hair

(57:52):
system. Yeah. Yeah, Sothat's that's how old you are if you're
an ENSYNCT fan from back of theday. Them and now the guys are
doing hair plugs and air sculp sculpting. Yeah, air sculpting. Hit us
up of the text, over totwo to ninety seven. We'll take the
break, and then Greg's got someof the trending news headlines. I think

(58:14):
there's some shenanigans going on. Hotthings are popular more than ever. If
you're listening to bring it back,The Woody Show is back. Welcome back,
everybody. I was reading start Rememberthat guy Brian Holberger, what's his
same the guy the coburger Coburger,Idaho, University of Idaho, the murders

(58:37):
there, right, oh yea andhis defense team says they're going to attack
the DNA evidence against them in thetrial. But the DNA's DNA, right,
the defense right right right, They'regonna owe Jay talk about the way
it was collected. It's not enough. But my my, because that's the
thing. Why why I was DNAlike not enough? Like they said,

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well, if we can get theDNA thrown out, we have a chance.
Well, yeah, because the DNA, that's what I'm saying. That's
what they did in the OJ trial. They attacked it procede. I don't
remember the full story. Didn't theyknow this guy and he was in the
house already or no, I haveno idea, or he was a random
guy. I have no idea.I don't think they knew him. Yeah,

(59:21):
as far as I remember, I'ma thousand percent confident that's the guy.
You can just see it in hisstupid face. He looks crazy,
right he does cold face killer.It looks like yeah, like I said,
cold face killer, he just lookslike the guy. Well, you
know, look, if we canjust get all the hard evidence thrown out,
then we just get rid of theDNA. And you laugh now so

(59:42):
many times. Yeah, that istrue. It's a great sense, not
a done deal. Yeah, allphones are up in eight seven, seven
forty four Wood, it is upto the text over to two to nine
eight seventh. Thank you your votesare flowing in for the redneck news story
to your playoffs, and as you'redoing all that, Greg Gory, he's
got the trending news headlines. Therewere massive protests against the Israel Hamas war,

(01:00:04):
both internationally and here at home.So in London over the weekend,
about half a million people were marchingand they were old mass signs saying free
Palestine, stopped the massacre. Otherswere calling for the total eradication of Israel.
So how many people on that bridge, It's got to be over the
weight limit. Unbelievable, huge,it is like packed. And then here
in the USA and they made thatbridge way too strong. Oh I'm sure

(01:00:25):
at bowed at least a little bit. Here in the USA, thousands marched
outside President Biden's house in Delaware andthey were chanting for a ceasefire, waving
Palestinian flags and calling for the endof what they call Geno sign So it
was a fun weekend. Yeah,he would you do this? Oh,
Mike the showkiller. God damn it, this guy. Oh what now?
So it's Friday night. He's sendingme all this stuff about Israel and Hamas

(01:00:47):
and everything out. Let's see whattime was that, Uh this was what
is he doing? This is Fridaynight at see Oh okay, like six
pm his time. This is likeprime drinking time for him, right,
vodka time? And uh what Isay to him? Where is it?

(01:01:08):
I said, dude, it's Friday, go watch porn or something. Jesus,
Like, what do you It's Fridaynight and he's texting you about what?
And add all the Israel Palestine,you know, hamas stuff. I
mean, it's Friday night, dogright, you know? And this is
what you're randomly texting me about.Does they think you're unaware of it?
I don't know. Don't you havelike something silly? Aren't you? We

(01:01:30):
have access to the information. Idon't know what else he would be.
Doesn't he go most of the weekwithout seeing his husband? Yes, we'll
spend some time with him, rightexactly? Do some mouth partying something?
You get a mouth party that'll calmme down. Yeah. Don't you have
like something else you could be thinkingabout? Like what the name the next
like big giveaway weekend? Don't youhave like a rhyming scheme to come up

(01:01:54):
with? Yeah? In this situation, you didn't engage, but you've engaged
in the has so he knows thathe can go back and forth. He
knows not to send that to mebecause I'm not going to respond right what
I'm like, Yeah, yeah,doesn't he have some alliteration to come up

(01:02:15):
with exactly? Like man just walkedin here during the commercial bag dude,
it's mad Christmas everywhere? Oh dude, Yeah, it's multiple Targets over the
weekend. Oh my god, it'sChristmas. What are you crazy to be?
But Christmas is six weeks away.I get it, But I've gone
to Target during Christmas time before.I just feel like they have gone above

(01:02:36):
and beyond this year with the amountof items that are available, like the
top of the Christmas tree, thestars, there's like a whole there's a
whole row this time. I thinkyou're there early and you're noticing early because
like this time there's always a tonof stuff. Once Thanksgiving hits, that
stuff is there's like half of whatwas there originally. Oh yeah, it's

(01:02:57):
gone before thanks Giving hits, mostof it the good stuff. So there's
a mad variety of stars. It'slike mad Christmas out So there's a variety
of tree tops. So I gotthis like almost like steel Matt black clear
star. It's steel, Matte black. It is very modern. That doesn't
make any sense. Is it's likesteel? Is it Matt Black? It's

(01:03:24):
like Matt Black line kind of line. Yeah, yep, okay, I
mean what else would it be madeout of? Fantastic? I guess I
get it. Of course, plastic. It's made out of steel. It's
Matt Black. It's made out ofsteel, Like it's gonna say Matt Black
and then clear. That's the partthat was like, well, the middle
part of the star is clear.Gotcha? Oh okay, I have to

(01:03:44):
see the star. I'm intrigued.Yeah, it's very modern. That sounds
lovely, dude, mad Christmas hardAnd then I went to the dollar store.
Dude, twenty five percent of thestores all Christmas excellent deals. This
one I find to be so gross. So there's this woman in Alabama.
Her name is Kelsey Hatcher. Shewas born with a very rare condition,

(01:04:06):
born with a double uterus. Sothat's when you have two types uteri,
each with their own cervix. AndKelsey is now pregnant with a baby in
each uterus. So would you havelike two period? But I guess I'm
what I'm asking not that, andof course you would, but I mean
at two different times. I wantto be at the same time. Don't
know her cycle anything about a doubleuterus. We have the same story last

(01:04:30):
year a woman just like that.I mean, it's not unheard of.
It happens that super common women witha double uterists usually have high risk pregnancies.
They can have successful pregnancies, forsure, but they are at high
risk of miscarriage and other problems.But for Kelsey, she is expecting two
girls, and doctors say this isso rare. They don't even know how
to consider these babies. Should theybe considered twins because they have you know,

(01:04:54):
it's so weird. She says she'slooking forward to having her daughters even
though they could be born ours,if not even days apart, and she
also says she knows her pregnancy willforever be a case study. Yeah that
sucks, isn't that weird? Imaginehaving two periods. By the way,
I found my star online. Rightthere, there's my stuff that's a matte

(01:05:15):
black frame and then there's the middleof it is kind of like it clear.
Yeah, I'll put it on ourInstagram story, please do. That's
two weeks after the month that she'sunavailable. Yeah, think of the tamp
budget. You know, Oh mygod, the tampon. But it was
astronomical with all the peers, youknow, super interested. I would love

(01:05:38):
to see like X rays and thephysiology so bizarre. Also, there's so
many tampons. There's a little seasidetown in Italy it's called a lot of
Oh yeah, and the residents therethey were in a panic because a lion
had escaped from the local circus.Oh did you see the pictures? Oh
so scary. This thing's massive.So the mayor of a lot of Spalling

(01:06:01):
told everybody in the town to stayinside while the circus staff and law enforcement
capture of the lion, which theydid. I checked this morning. They
did capture it after some very tensehours. Uh. The mayor is now
also saying that he hopes this isan example of why we should end animal
exploitation at the circus. Yeah.I can't close the gate. Circus still

(01:06:23):
has animals like this, me too. I thought that was over it different,
Yeah, because it's not America,it's Italy. It's not a Third
world cut cry or everything. Whogoes to the circus now? But there's
no elephants and lions stuff like thatwas just like gymnastics. Yeah, that's

(01:06:43):
called circus ola. Yeah, no, what it is? Yeah, I
don't go to that crap. Didyou see the story about the woman who
has bitten in the face by theshark? No? Yeah, she's in
Australia for and she is good.She was diving and she had to have
her teeth surgically removed from her skullfollowing the attack. Well not her teeth,

(01:07:06):
yes, I would think so.Yeah, well, well not so.
Thirty two year old was mauled bya pointer shark while free diving off
of a reef. She was swimmingwith her dive partner with the shark attack.
Thankfully, they were able to pushthe shark away from her and she
was able to get rescued into theboat and went back to the shore.
She underwent two surgeries where she hadto have some teeth removed from her skull.

(01:07:29):
Okay, yeah, so the waythey wrote that first, yeah,
like she bit herself. I wasn'treally understanding how that would be the case.
Yeah, I said, was bittenin the face by a shark while
diving and had to have her teethsurgically removed from her skull following the attack.
It's like, okay, yeah,that's what happens when you hire people

(01:07:49):
straight off the street. Oh wow, thankfully they were able to push the
shark. Blah blah blah blah blah. Suffered nerve jam damage and some other
injuries. But she's in the hospitalrecovering. Cool story. It is a
cool story. But does she getto keep the shark teeth problem. Yeah,
she's gonna put it like all Australians, they're gonna keep it around their
neck. You live in Australia andyou're going free diving. Why why don't

(01:08:13):
you know? There's big news inthe cancer research world, So it's potential
good news. Scientists at UC Davisthey've identified a protein that can basically program
cancer cells to die and self destruct. So they're calling this the cancer kill
switch. They hope this can sendsignals to CD and CD ninety five receptors
whatever those are, that the cancercells should self destruct. So this type

(01:08:35):
of thing has been tried before butit wasn't successful. But now they've identified
what's called an epitope and it's thetarget. There could be a path towards
therapy against certain cancers and cancer's tumors, so they'd be in an addition to
therapy against cancer. I don't knowwhat half that stuff means. All I
knows I've taken away from this.See if I got this righte Greg,

(01:08:55):
They can use this treatment and ittells the cancer cells to switch off exactly
right and kill your just self distrust. That's awesome exactly. The downside is
though, they say the therapy wouldbe expensive, obviously about half a million
bucks or more, and so farthey've seen only little success with treating solid
tumors. Wow, but potential goodnews there again. Great. I did

(01:09:17):
I read the article? Absolutely?Did I understand it? No? Not
really start saying the gist of itis like you said that, it just
tells the cancer cells to kill themselves. And then remember Kel Mitchell, the
former Nickelodeon star, was in thehospital recently. Didn't know why. Well,
he's now telling his story. Hesays he had started feeling dizzy and

(01:09:41):
thought maybe he was just dehydrated,But then he started going numb in his
arm and he couldn't lift his arm. So he went to the er,
thinking maybe I'm having a stroke.But as it turns out it was an
old injury that had flared up causeda disk in his spine to bulge,
and that rubbed against a nerve,hence the numbness. So just smoke weed,
right right, I mean, Imean, just plaz it? Is

(01:10:02):
that what you do for that?Come on, Ken, I have the
answer for everything. Is CBD creambred. It cures everything. It does.
He's out of the hospital now andis doing much better. I would
think it was a stroke too,or a heart attack or something. Mens
five or seven to five seven saysI found your star on Target. It's
really cool for the price. Yeah, yeah, I put a link on
our Instagram story at the Woody Showand then the one with the two uterses

(01:10:27):
wore one two says can you imaginethe menopause time for that woman's gonna be
also two one five unless she getsboth periods at the same time. Think
about what her pms must be like. That's what we were saying. I
wouldn't want to be around her duringthat time. Yeah, dude, that's
what I'm saying. Shark attack followup bad enough to have, uh,
you know, two babies at thesame time, two brand new babies.
That man and even doctors don't knowhow to classify them. God are they

(01:10:51):
twins? It said in one ofthese procedures for the shark attack woman number
one, pointer shark is a greatwhite shark, that's what bitter on the
face. And yes, shark teethhad to be removed, but yes,
she also had to lose some ofher teeth as well. Really yeah,
why doesn't really save? Why?But she they she's had a couple surgeries

(01:11:11):
now and some of her teeth hadto be taken out. Why? I
don't know. I need to followup dot com on this woman, Like,
just take out the rest get veneers, Like number one, why do
you call it a pointer shark.It's a great white freaking shark. The
better on the face. And whywould you have to get rid of all
your teeth give veniers. No,I'm just saying you're just going to take

(01:11:33):
out some of them. Just takeout the rest. Why a mashing teeth.
You can still do all that youwant to keep as many your teeth.
People like, uh, that's thething, because now you can do
these implants and stuff. And peoplego, oh, well, why don't
you just like just and so thatyou No, No, and I was
reading something about that, Like,man, anytime you can save one of

(01:11:54):
your teeth, you want to dothat, and it has to do with
the rest of your health. Ithas so many other health complications that you're
you're introducing by just removing teeth unnecessarily. That's why they do everything they can
to save whatever teeth they can.Now, if you end up having to
lose a tooth or whatever, likeGreg and the dental implant thing, you
can do that. There's so manymore. You don't really hear about the

(01:12:15):
fix it and forget it kind ofstuff much anymore because they can do all
these other kind of more permanent solutions. Now, Okay, but yeah,
you just don't want to just tearyour teeth out. And yeah, I
would love to see Greg with agold grill. Oh yeah, that'd be
that would look good. Yeah,I can totally pull that off. Yeah,
we're gonna take a quick break morewhat he showed next. Hang on,
so what do you go? Boys? Demon funny too. I know

(01:12:49):
it's not Friday, it's only Monday. It was a weekend fail. Thirty
seconds left from the third quarter Saturdayafternoons college football games. This is so
imagining Huskies Utah quarterback Bryson Barnes waspicked off by the Huskies linebacker. His
name is Alfonso to Patala, andthe ball was tipped. He had a

(01:13:13):
wide open path to the end zonefor an easy score, but he started
a celebration about a half yard twodrops the ball. You watched in slow
motion, yeah, yeah, Andthen the two other teammates sprinted right past
the ball to start celebrating with theend zone. And then Utah's guard realized

(01:13:35):
what happened, ran toward the ball, fell on it before Uh, you
know, they can come make aplay on the ball. Dude, it
was right there. So dumb.And here's the thing now, dude,
stupid. You're going to see thatfor the rest of your life. Oh
yeah, you're that guy that's thebutt fumble with Sanchez. That is that
is every super dumb thing that's betweenthe legs. Yeah, Bill Buckner,

(01:14:00):
Yeah yeah, every You are justpart of that now, yep. Idiots
so stupid. Oh so dumb.Also, how cool is this this woman
in Virginia. She was in lineat a seven to eleven. The person
in front of her, I guesshad issues paying a card, wasn't working
or whatever. It was one ofthose like really frustrating situations. So this
woman's really cool. She's like,don't worry about it. I'll pay for

(01:14:20):
it, okay. So she paysfor this woman stuff who was having a
you know, difficult time. Andthen she bought herself a lottery ticket and
won one hundred and fifty thousand dollars. Ainston karma. She took a photo
of the five dollars scratcher right aftershe won. Because here's the thing,
and if you see the photo online, go and look at this. You

(01:14:41):
look up in the sky and there'sa double rainbow. It was like Hannah,
double rainbow. So it's like supergood karma. She pays for this
woman's stuff. She bought the lotteryticket. It's one hundred and fifty thousand
dollars. Really, she won,took a picture of the scratcher, double
rainbow. Shit crushed it, right, that's so much. And then he
unicorn trotted by. Yeah, somuch winn Ago. And then somebody came

(01:15:03):
by and handed her more money.I thought that was super cool. That's
nice. Yeah, into another newhour Insensitivity Training for a politically correct World.
Thank you for being here giving ussome of your valuable time today.
I'm what e. That's Ravy.Hello, Greg Corey, Happy new hour,

(01:15:25):
Happy new hour to you, Greg. Thank you. There's Menace.
What's up? He's our social mediadirector. You can find us. You
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can hit us over that text overto two two nine eight seven. Greg

(01:15:49):
thinks it's weird that no matter whatyou go to the doctor for, they
always want to get your naked.So you're yeah, a broken finger,
Yeah, just take your clothes offto it be in a minute. I
told you my ex wife was toldby her lady doctor that she had a
quote cute cervix and that was itwas a dude. The doctor was a
dude. That's I mean, it'sweird. I think either way male or

(01:16:11):
female doctor like, oh you're soweird, it's so cute. Yeah,
it's just a weird thing to say. You do know what I realized,
I hate I love massage, likelegit spa massage, even the non legit
stuff like where you go to themall and there's those guys set up right
in the middle of the mall withthe chair, with the chair and everything.
I'll go there too. I knowthey have no idea what they're doing.
I won't go there. Yeah he'slying because I've seen him do it.

(01:16:33):
Yeah as well, Yeah, I'lldo it. And man, he
used the deepest pressure. They puttheir elbow on it. I start.
I love it anyway. I hateit when you get like one of these
massage therapists who think they're a doctor. Like you like massage, Yeah,
I do least one a month,But I've never had one that has given

(01:16:54):
me health advice or anything like that, Like the only advice, Like I'll
ask, like, oh, isthere anything I can any better stretches?
For example, my left hip isalways really tight. Is there any better
stretches than a pigeon pose? Oryou know, I'll ask pigeon pose?
Yeah, what is that? Pigeonis a is a yoga post that stretches
out your hip. But I waslike, but nobody's ever like offered.

(01:17:17):
Yeah, this chicken is like blue. Uh, she's given me this massage.
She goes, do you have acurvature in your spine? I go,
not that I know of, Likenobody. First of all, noway's
ever said that. It turns outI don't. Okay, But like,
like she's talking throughout the entire thing. How much water do you do you
drink? I'm like, oh mygod, just shut up and give me
the massage. Yeah, what dothey care? That's a new added to

(01:17:41):
the list, a new pet peeve. Oh boy. Yeah, But like
she's everything she was saying was likeand then you know, this guy was
talking to a doctor. It's like, you're a massage therapist. Just give
me the massage. I'm here torelax, don't Now you got me thinking
I might have a curvature in myspine. Oh great, that's what you
need more bories about all stuff.Yeah, that means time to see a
chiropractor, all right, right,which I did think about again recently because

(01:18:03):
of a friend of mine. Hiswife is going on and on about the
how great it is. I wantto go for it. And I watch
all these like, you know videos, I'll see videos that pop every once
in a while. Yeah, there'sa ton of social media. Yeah,
people love watching people get their cracked. There's starting to be a pushback though,
of people making fun of those chiropracticchiropractors. Yeah, because there's charlatans

(01:18:24):
and scam artists, right, That'swhat we've been saying. Well any time,
and this is really very very keyto chiropractors. Is any profession or
industry that up front has to reallyrope you in and sell you on a
payment plan is a bad industry.See time shares, see chiropractors. See

(01:18:44):
any you know weirdo who comes tothe front of your door selling door to
door stuff anytime where it's not justlike, oh hey, come in when
you feel like it, when they'repre selling you packages twice a week.
But what about like sport clips.I try to sell you like a five
pack of the m VP haircuts,and I'll do that because I know I'm
going back for another. Uh.What difference is port clips You can very
easily just go once and be done. Yeah, But if I did with

(01:19:06):
a chiropac well that's you say,money, that's great, But with chiropractors,
that is part of the thing.They won't get you addicted to the
service right after the first like youknow, whatever compensation fully healed. I'm
saying I understand that. But theyto go there and you like it and
you find it like you like howlike I go to a massage and I
go, oh, that was great. I'm gonna definitely go back to that.
You become addicted to how you feelor whatever, whether you're actually doing

(01:19:30):
anything. You know, Uh,it's not healing. I'm I wouldn't go
there saying, oh, well Igot an alignment and therefore you know my
cancer is gone. How some peoplelike they say the toxins, right,
but see the chakras by not goingyou don't know that. That is every
chiropractor is. That's that's they dida little hooking. It's never a one
off see me when yeah, they'realready setting up for the next thing,
right, It's that that's the onlyway you get to go is to go

(01:19:53):
on a six month plan or whatever. But well they uh, they're not
breaking you just to fix you.But they're not sewing you. They're not
really helping you. Right, Buta big crack it just sounds cool.
That's the thing that gets you.It would get when I do crack my
own back you do that like twistor whatever, like when that perfect crack

(01:20:16):
or like sometimes my knee will dolike this really loud pop by all the
other one. I told you,I love the most of them. If
you do a certain stretch like these, like every once in a while,
my chest will craw the Yeah,I feels so good. I could see
getting addicted to if you had likea legitimate issue like Greg, you said,
you've been thinking about going for monthsphysic You need it, physical therapist.

(01:20:39):
Actually what you need? You know, somebody they can give you the
exercise to heal what's really bother menace? What was your deal? You said
you had something like, oh,yeah, so messages in some kind of
thing. Yeah, when I gotshocked here in the studio, I guess
I fell weird or something on myfoot in my ankle, and it's been

(01:21:02):
like killing me ever since. LikeI'll be laying in bed and it feels
like it's broken. So it's broken, Yeah, my ankle, the top
of my foot like something is likeit cracked or something. So I did
see a doctor and she like tooka look at it and she's like,
you might need to go to aphysical therapist for it. Really didn't make

(01:21:23):
the pain go away. But luckilyit's finally starting to feel a little bit
normal. There's still a little bitof pain. But you fell. I
wonder what happened. Yeah, Idon't know, like dropped right to the
ground right and it felt like aweird way or something. But like for
ever since that happened, it feltlike my foot was broken. Yeah,
but I'm starting to feel a littlebit fine there, but I could just

(01:21:45):
you know, as far as Yeasonknown for eating that type of food.
Also, uh, like I'll sayabout two weeks ago, you know how
vond our video guy and I sitlike really close to each other after the
show, Like I put my armin between both of our chairs and it
got like scrunched and pinched. It'sbeen killing me for like weeks now.

(01:22:10):
Is there any physical evidence on yourarm? No, but just constant pain,
that's all. So the pain juststays with you. Yeah, the
pain just stays dang man. Yeah, so that hurts menaces falling apart all
of a sudden, my left eyekind of hurts a little bit. Left
eyes really red. Yeah, Sodamn, that's the kind of stuff that's

(01:22:31):
been hurting because a buddy of minehad an issue with his foot, like
his foot swelled up bad. It'snot swollen, which is good, and
they thought it was infected, right, so they gave him some stuff,
antibiotics. They gave him some painpills, which he didn't take. He
was he's one of those guys gettingtoo scared. Yeah, so he just
gets drunk instead, you know.But it turns out it's just gout.

(01:22:53):
Yeah. My mother had gout onceand said it was the most painful thing
she's ever experienced. Which what isgalla exactly? I mean, I've heard
of it, but it is itjust like a It is like a collection
of crystal right in your big toe. Yeah's your big toe because it's like
whole ankle slash foot was all Yeah, no, I think it starts in

(01:23:15):
the toe. But like normally ithappens because you're eating like organ meats and
things like that, like a Baltictype diet. Really yeah, that's how
it usually happens, which is likepeople I thought, you know, my
mother, she's the opposite of fat, true, and she'd they have no
idea how it happened to her calledbig foot swooen that's crazy, insane ouch

(01:23:41):
damn. Yeah, but she itwas so she could be she could barely
move around. You can't walk,so you have to go to physical therapy.
While they were saying you should goto physical therapy because you got tased
in the studio. Yeah, canthat be like a part of like workmen's
comp kind of thing. We haveto put up the zero days since a
maybe, oh yeah, I getsigns right now, let's get one.

(01:24:05):
It's the next number of days andsome kind of like incident, whether somebody
threw up from eating the food.So people was hurting right now. Maybe
when you fell forward, your footwas just planted on the floor and you
kind of bent forward forward, probably, but I wonder why the top of
your foot herds, Probably because itwas bending forward. I don't know.
Maybe he's been like practicing we tietoo hard? Maybe true? Yeah,

(01:24:26):
but then yeah, but then andthen the arm thing, the pinched arm
that would have lasted like one minute. Yeah, this's been hurting me lately.
This you're getting older, buddy,I know. I usually, like
you know, from all the yearsof skateboarding all that kind of stuff,
pretty quick recovery ud like injuries isa couple of weeks. I was thinking,

(01:24:48):
Uh, you know, there's thosedays after I cleaned up the garage
that one Saturday. You know there'sthat uh, that soreness that people get
after they do like a cleanout likethat. I'm thinking, Man, if
I'm in this kind of shape now, you know, just with like a
garage clean out or just other basickind of stuff, Dude, we're screwed

(01:25:08):
when we're old people menace. Yeah, dude, we're not. Like we're
gonna have to use one of thosemobilized like carts. We're gonna have.
That's why we're gonna have to havescooters. I know, like sometimes you
give me crap for like doing allthis traveling, and I was like,
dude, I need to do itwhile I'm young. I can't wait till
I retire because it's over. It'sjust Netflix for me when I retire,

(01:25:30):
Like, is get on one ofthose cruises like that Australian couple. Yeah,
that way you're in a one roomby yourself. Yeah, but I'm
gonna like slip on the floor.Can eat it. Yeah, But yeah,
man, is there anything bothering you? Greg? You're usually injured,
well usually you know, like I'mat the point where I'm climbing roofs and

(01:25:51):
using chainsaws. Now I'm at thepoint where I just pulled some weeds and
my lower back is killing me fora week. I feel like an idiot.
It are they're pulling weeds tools youcould use. I like to do
it by hand, more effective.And then I moved what three years ago

(01:26:13):
now? And I did mostly stillsore. My right shoulder has been I've
never recovered. It's never recovered.I wonder if I have a torn road.
And the thing is we tried totell him physical therapy, dude.
Before the move, we tried todo, don't move on your own.
Why are you doing this? I'lljust do one more on my own.
I can do one more eighty loadslater. I get it if you had

(01:26:36):
to, but when you don't haveto, and why would you after you've
already had all these other things.And the shoulder thing is so bad that
it's affecting my sleep now because ithurts. Oh well, guy had back
pain. His doctor said, well, yeah, you're tall. So he
asked him, am I going toend up being a hunched over ninety year

(01:26:58):
old. Then the doctor just laughedand said, you're not going to see
ninety, Like, can you imagine, like you're done, and when you
go to the doctor and they saythat how many tall year old do you
know they're away? They're always grandmother's ninety six? She semi sized.
Yeah. This doctor, uh askedif asked his chick if they could show

(01:27:20):
people pictures of the tonsils because theywere quote the most disgusting tonsils they had
ever seen. Oh oh gross,Hey thanks doc, Yeah, thank you.
A nurse was putting in an ivyand said, don't worry. I
used to be a heroin addict,so I'm good at this. Oh my

(01:27:40):
god. Speaking of strangest or funniestthing that a doctor has ever said to
somebody, I want to hear anotherone. Yes see, somebody thought they
had the flu. Their doctor walkedin the room eating a bowl of cereal
and said, do you know whatAIDS is. It's a virus and there's
no cure. But you have adifferent virus that's much more treatable. Okay,

(01:28:03):
doctor's got jokes, a weird wayof delivering that news. But the
good news is you don't have AIDS, So like that's great. You know,
went there and said what it waslike, maybe you'd be right.
Maybe it'd be a little bit moreupset because he went in there said,
Hey, you know what, atleast it's not every doctor should do that.
You think you broke your arm,they take the X ray. Hey,

(01:28:24):
bad news is it is broken.But but no aids, no aids.
You know you need you need oneof those like copper bands like Brett
Fark. Yeah, you need likeyou just like put like a copper sock
on. You need a better balancetiger bomb or I gotta get one of
those those things they sell that hasthe red flashing light. Oh yeah,

(01:28:45):
yeah, and that heels that I'veseen commercials for that too. Just stick
your foot in it you accidentally getsome icy hot on your nads. No,
dude, never that happen. Don'tdo it. We'll be right now,
Joe. People on the text sharingsome things weird things they heard from
a doctor. I was sharing thestory about I was with the the spot

(01:29:10):
for the massage messuse yesse yeah,a legiti missus, not like one of
those happy Rubin tuck places, becausethat's what I thought. Well, I
mean, I'm not against that.If that's what you need in your life,
that should be legal. Like couldgo someplace to Yeah, who cares?
Quick, rubin tuck? What EV'sBut yeah, I'm at a legit

(01:29:32):
place and this person like, I'mhere for a spat experience. I'm here
for a nice massage. And allthis person wanted to do was talk to
me about water and how much I'mdrinking or not drinking? Uh? You
know? Oh, do you sita lot for your job? Or do
you stand? I'm like, doI look like I stand much? Yeah?
And do you do you have acurature in your spot? I don't

(01:29:53):
know, Like he got me likethinking about do I have a curvature in
my spine? Really, it's atest for that in school. You you
go into the nurses office, theyhave you bend over and touch your toes
scolios scoliosis. They probably just wantedkids to bend over. That's crape.
Here's a text from seven. Oneforces my doctor said I was healthy for

(01:30:13):
a Hispanic All right. I asked, well, how healthy was I for
an Asian? Oh my gosh.Another one says my Ghano asked if I
was sexually active. When I toldher not really right now, she said,
I can tell the clamp isn't goingeasy like other times it makes sense.
I don't think that. Why wouldyou say that? Well, she

(01:30:35):
probably going into the Ghino should havebeen upfront before they tried the pap smear
and said I haven't been sexually activerecently, which would lead to like a
smaller instrument for the pap smear.Are you supposed to say that? Yeah,
that's one of the standard questions,I believe, right Rabe, Yeah,
for sure. Yes, that's definitelynot weird at all. Huh So

(01:30:56):
which one do they use for you? They use the tiniest one, just
a little cute. It was justjust just bigger than a post hole digger.
Yeah, you know all the seamaster. You're like, oh yeah,
because women talk, I listen,okay, but speaks actually actink. It's
one of the main things because theywant to know should we be on the

(01:31:17):
lookout especially things? Yeah? Right, is painful. I mean they shouldn't
be. But like you said,didn't tell her about the right instrument?
This text who the wrong instrument?Here's what I said. A woman didn't
recognize her old gynecologists when she walkedup to her at a store, So

(01:31:39):
a little too loudly, he said, I'll give you a hint last time
I saw you, your ankles werein the air. Said yeah, yeah.
During a woman ce section. Thedoctor leaned in and said, okay,
we got past the part where Ihad to watch YouTube. Luckily she
got the joke. Okay, that'skind of funny. Yeah, that's funny.

(01:32:00):
Yeah, okay. Doctor randomly asked, are you okay with your face
being so asymmetrical? The person saidthey never noticed, but now they can't
unsee ith. Yeah, we areyou okay with that? I could fix
it? Yeah. Somebody went infor an STD check. The doctor listed
every possible disease before saying, youdon't have any of those. See,
that's kind of like that other onethat we heard. It's hilarious for the

(01:32:20):
doctor walked into the room eating aball cereal and said, do you know
what AIDS is. It's a virus. There's no cure, but you have
a different virus that's much more treatable. Just situating upon it jokes. Yeah,
I mean, dudes have the prostatecheck thing, which I have not
had to do yet. I've neverdone that, but man, the gynecologist

(01:32:42):
just seems so uncomfortable. I wentto the gynecologist once and they were doing
an ultrasound up there checking for cysts. So she's looking at the monitor and
she's doing the ultrasound, and thenwhen she's done, she's like, oh,
can I have this back now?I'm like, I'm not myself,
take it out. Oh. Soit's like a it's a wand to do

(01:33:08):
an ultrasound? Can I have thisback now? No, I'm going to
keep it. At least it wasanother chick. Honestly, I would never
have a male guyino. I neverYeah, I don't know how women do
that, Like I'm uncomfortable enough.If it's like a female nurse or a
doctor, I'll do it. Idon't care if I'm a doctor, I
mean i'll do it. I won'tsay absolutely not whatever, But it's it's

(01:33:29):
gotta be so awkward as a womanif you have a male ghano and you're
going in there. What if whatif it was a guy he made that
joke, That'd be weird. Thatwould be weird. But I've had a
male guano who was very professional andI had no issues with him, and
I thought he was a really gooddoctor. That's good, But I would
never do it. I would nevergo if my doctor was a male,
a female doctor in general, guy, doctors always dicks many nice now getting

(01:33:58):
a prostate check and just before Iaccidentally farted, doctor said, that's just
my size, and he laughed,what just my size? Just my size?
Oh, I don't know. Maybemaybe because you dilated a little bit
made it easier to get a fingerin there. I don't know. A
nurse apologized to me for her shortfingers when checking my service during labor.
Oh let's see, I went fora maternity massage and the Messeus was complaining

(01:34:23):
the whole time on how I madeher miss her daughter's parent teacher conference the
most unrelaxing hour ever. Sched Ihad a messuse going to religion and why
people should be married after talking aboutmy kids without a wedding ring on.
Because missus is on the very lowend of the medical spectrum. What do

(01:34:44):
you even call that medical? It'smedical adjacent. I mean they do have
to know, you know, it'sbasic anatomy and stuff. Yeah, you
just think, like, you know, I don't know, maybe you get
so bored because you have the sameappointments all the time. So okay,
so the whole like, hey,you know what AIDS is, and you
maybe that it's not that like youknow, okay, but like these other
things like why like just shut up, and you know people want to get

(01:35:04):
in and out of there, especiallywith something embarrassing or you know, something
uncomfortable, like you're up in someone'sguts, you know, with a pap
smear or something like that. Justshut up, do your job, take
your sample or your swab, whateveryou need, and get out. Yeah's
chit chat? Yeah, like that'snot a yeah. But I go in,
which I will. I'm not goingto be one of those people who

(01:35:25):
avoids going in for like a prostateexam or colonoscopy or whatever, which I
got a schedule, But I don'tneed the chit chat. Have you guys
not seen Patch Adams with Robin Williams. Yeah, love and joy. So
that's a good Kidah, that's goodwith his balloons and his red nose,
right jokes. Eight hit us upwith the text over to two two nine

(01:35:45):
eighty seven. This is the WoodyShow. I don't even have to ask.
I know who this is the questionis do we make a sea Bass
douche bag of the day? Oh? Are you the one? Okay?
So somebody texted in saying it's incrediblehow much I miss my pet that just

(01:36:09):
died. I'm sorry, I knowit's not the best subject and all I
know, I can't see what somebodyreplied with yet. But somebody replied,
and then this person wrote back tous, and that's collectively the Woodies show
running back. You shut up,mother effort. You got jokes? Yeah,
clowning me because I missed my pet. That's cool, thanks, not
me. Really. First off,I'm you guys argue on the text more

(01:36:30):
than I do the whole person,not that this person needs to be argued
with. I have a suspicion thatthis person might not be I think it
might be nobody. I think thetexture might be a little unstable. We've
had those before in the past,because I'm not seeing any response exactly well,
because they don't show up a lotof times right away. Somebody else

(01:36:53):
might be a minute or two.I agree. I think we have an
unstable Are you saying that you didn'twrite I did not write back, you
know? In fact, I thinkhold on, let's I think I wrote
a nice thing back initially, Yeah, like like you can do it or
and then you retract stick with it. Parentheses JK I. Well, then
I take it back. I'm seebat. I'm sorry. Maybe they got

(01:37:15):
that automatic stop thing. I'm sorry. Could be or they could just be
again. People with meth have phonesmenace. Yeah, oh I don't believe
me. I see them on thestreet. All right. We've seen these
people text before too. Yeah allright, Well how about this. I
got a douchebag of the day,A legit one bag all the day.
It's this guy in Maryland who wascaught on camera destroying a McDonald's and harassing

(01:37:40):
the employees all through the drive throughwindow. I saw that he walked up
a walk We used to hate that. Oh, we'll try to walk up
or bike up. We hated that. So he walked up to the drive
through window. He's wearing a beanie, a blue polo shirt, sunglasses on
his head. Real douche. Throwsopen the drive through window, reaches and
it starts yelling and tearing up theplace. Here's some of the audio from

(01:38:03):
the video that somebody captured. Sothey ended up giving him a bag of

(01:38:25):
food, but that wasn't enough forhim. He wanted two bags. Wow,
So they gave it to him.He snatches the bags, calls the
employee a stupid fing whore and screamsother insults before and yelling just f you
all and then slamming the drive throughwindow clothed. No word on whether he's
been arrested or not. They havenot said if he's been arrested. He
doesn't look No, he doesn't lookon me. He just looks like a

(01:38:46):
douche on house neighbor. No,They've got very clear pictures of this guy,
very clear. Somebody has to knowwho he is. Ye to start
to give every employee pepper spray andstop. Yeah, sorry, we're making
it like now, no dog,So that is today's douchebag of the day.
Go ahead and drop a douche bombon it. We got more Woodie

(01:39:11):
Show coming up. Hanging coming upnext on The Woody Show. I don't
know. I can't predict the future, but maybe it'll be something like oh
yeah, wow, it looks somuch bigger or something much darker The Woody
Show. Back in the bit.The Woody Show is that Monday morning,

(01:39:36):
and uh, the votes are infor the final Redneck News Story of the
Week playoff Round of the Year.Because now, well, no, I
should I should I should word thatdifferently. It's the last Redneck News Story
of the Week competition because now wejust started the playoff rounds today of the

(01:39:56):
weekly winners going head to head,So now there's this one final spot that
we need to figure out who moveson there. We have those listener votes.
Now I just want to recap toeverybody, let you know who you
were voting for, and get thevotes around the room. Nomine number one
mister Wayne Matherin and Sacramento who ledthe cops on that very slow speed chase
on the forklift. Nomine number twois the guy in Pennsylvania who shot his
dad during an argument over lawn equipment. Nominally number three that guy in Montana,

(01:40:23):
Charles ross Laddin, who led thecops on a high speed chase high
on meth with a bag of fetanylpills up his ass. Over those and
then nomine number four the dude inWestern Pennsylvania who had one of his pet
alligators get loose in the neighborhood whilenine others were back crawling all over the
house. So only one of thesecan move on into one of the playoff

(01:40:45):
rounds, and we'll start with you, Raby, who get your vote?
He has got to be number four. Gator guy. Gator guy, gater
guy there in Kisky had a tonof gators. Yeah, and there's been
a big issue around Kiskey this pastyear. Will be this guy like alligators
ending up in like the river andlike you know, people like I think
I saw saw gators. Gators aren'treally like a native to western Pennsylvania.

(01:41:09):
Just this guy. It's got tobe all his Yeah, there's not multiple
people. There's no way they survivedthe winter. Yeah, I'm not sure
like they're done, but I meanhe's got the ball in his house.
Yeah, house is warm. Yeah, what's the one that but what he's
throwing them in the river. Well, well I don't think he even threw
them in the river. I'm surethey escape just wander. Yeah. Oh
yeah, they said they found theone, the biggest one, four huge,

(01:41:31):
and he had like just free reignof the house. Yeah. People
were rules like dude, are youin there with this thing? But death
wish? Yeah, this Greg Gory. Yeah, gator guys four menace.
I mean, it has gators forme, anybody going anything other than gator.
I mean, it's been a whilesince we've had somebody with stuff up
there butt. But okay, gaterguy's so strong. Yes, Also,

(01:41:53):
wouldn't you be like super nervous witha bunch of like fentanyl, man,
like such a small amount? Likewhat if that gets out and now it's
like right in your because it's rightthrough the butt. If you're I mean,
I can point in your life.I don't think you care. Yeah,
if you have it in your butt. Yeah, I'm voting for nominee
number four as well. But asyou know, our votes they don't carry
the way that yours does. Asa listener, you design who moves on

(01:42:15):
into the playoff round, and thefinal spot in the Redneck News Story of
the Year competition Ladies and Gentlemen goesto nominee number four, the canter.
So, congratulations, I do havea name, Dominic, Dominic Hayward is

(01:42:36):
his name? All right? They'rein Kiske Township. Congratulations, Dominic.
Your name goes right here on thiscertificate and we will send it out in
the mail letting you know. Andthe good news is you won. This
time of year, the rest ofthe people all the year, they have
to wait around for the playoffs tobegin, but we have already started.
This week is the first round ofthe playoffs. So congratulations, Thank you

(01:42:57):
everybody for your votes, and we'regonn take a quick break and we've got
some more Monday Woody Show coming upfor you next. Hang on, what
the is the introduction to this pileof dog? It's The Woody Show,
all right, Welcome back everybody.Hey, it is Monday Morning, The
Woody Show. Dan Akroyd on theshow this morning. I'm gonna keep betting

(01:43:18):
that until it holurs, and thenI'm gonna talk about it forever. Guys,
we had dan ackroid on. I'mpeeking out pretty cool. Phones are
open eight seven seven forty four.It's up with the text over to two
to nine eight seven. Ravey's gotnerd now coming up here in just a
moment, the latest in the worldof nerds. A couple of the holidays

(01:43:38):
for today. It's November the thirteenth, twenty twenty three. Today is World
Kindness Day, Bay and let's seethe only food related holiday I have.
It's National Indian Pudding Day. Nothanks, I don't know that is no
idea and no thanks. No youmight love it, Nope, new favorite.

(01:44:00):
If it was that good, Ifit was that good, you would
have heard of. Maybe it's new, Yeah, maybe it's new. Okay,
it was brand new. It waspudding. What is it America's oldest
dessert. It's baked custard with milk, butter, molasses, eggs, spices,
and corn meal. I might beon the naw dog train. It's

(01:44:23):
so like sixteen hundred. Do youlike? Do you like rice pudding?
Love it? Yeah? I dotoo. It's got to have the right
amount of vanilla in it, though, like the right amount of vanilla,
and you gotta like hit it withthe cinnamon. That is gross rice pudding.
Yeah, rice pudding. Yeah,that's no dog. Tapioca I find
gross. Throw that in there too. Yeah, but then you like boba

(01:44:45):
the right But I know mochi,but it feels when then balls hit your
mouth. What do you think it'stapioca? I just swallow them. I
don't chew them. You swallow theballs, Yeah, you don't spit.
I don't spit because you know,literally is the same thing that the balls
are just bigger than the tappy.Okay, I'm just making sure because you

(01:45:05):
just said take both of them.That makes no sense, doesn't make it.
Yeah, because I don't chew it, I swallow it. It's like
saying, man, I like water, I just don't like ice. You
don't. You don't need to chewTabyoka balls you can see, but when
you don't chew him, you don'tget that that. Yeah, man,
it's also like a flavor that Yeah, the mochi. Yeah, like,
dude, that's like having ice creaminside of a condom, right, how

(01:45:28):
can we ruin ice cream? Putit in a weird gelatinous yeah, glob
not on board with that, butcorn stars not on it? Yeah,
so weird? Yeah not and notall rice pudding is good. I just
going hard for rice platers. Yeah, what's that met? What do you
say? Boards in there? Ye? Fromchi for which one? Okay,

(01:45:50):
sport's another one of those guys.Anything that's like Japanese or Asian or whatever.
He'll be an apologies for He lovesall that stuff, so I do
too, but not mochi. Myniece was so excited to try mochi because
she's a big ice cream head likeyou, and couldn't wait. Couldn't wait.
She took her first bite and thelook on her face was like surprise
and disappointment. I don't like sushiand and stuff like that, but like,

(01:46:14):
uh, it's not is it right? Not rice paper? What's the
one? It's almost like a cleartransparent rap of like like an egg roll
kind of rap, but it's it'sclear. Uh, and it's like,
dude, it's like, seriously,is this a trojan? It's so direct,
Like what am I like? It'susually some kind of spring roll but
like, dude, gross, butdude, yeah, because it's soft and

(01:46:36):
chewy and uh, usually filled withlike that that always comes with some kind
of like mint inside of their liketo have like vegetables and chicken and mint,
and yeah, there's usually a mint. I can't I don't know.
I don't know if it's rice,it might be who know, I know
sounds to vegetable. Also today SadieHawkins Day. What the hell is Sadie
Hawkins? That's when Sadie Hawkins danceWhen the girl asked the guy, Yeah,

(01:47:00):
it's like cool, that's way lesspressure. I'm down for that.
Are you going to the Sadie HawkinsDays? Yeah? Yeah, hockeys.
I went with Alan oh Alan andhe got that night. It's Anti bullying
week. You guys take note everybodyaround here who bullys around here we read

(01:47:24):
that's true. We read, yeah, that's what it is. Ribbing guys,
right, just playing who's serious?Who's serious? I'm serious? Who
was like seriously bullying anybody? Well, maybe maybe I think Sammy takes bullying
on. I was going to sayon the daily, on the minutely from

(01:47:45):
Sea Bass, it's been and he'sto the point where it's like, know
where he's disturbing. Somebody did textin, uh was that last Thursday or
Friday? And they said with theamount of teasing as they called it,
didn't say bullying. The amount ofteasing that SeaBASS does of Sammy, it's
like elementary school crush. Yeah,like flirting. Yeah. I don't know
if you get that from him atall, heart no, but I I've

(01:48:10):
learned to somehow tune out a lotof things that he says that I don't
know that I'm doing it until avideo hits Instagram and then I hear something
that I didn't even hear in themoment, and I'm like, oh,
I didn't even notice that. Yeah, Well, it's kind of like if
if you're like living on a busyroad or next to the train tracks,
like you just don't hear the trafficor the train. After a while,
Yeah, I think I just don'tlisten when he talks. Yeah all right,

(01:48:32):
yeah, Now are you as dumbas I am? Like, if
somebody is flirting with you, doyou know can you can you pick up
that? Vite? I was awfulat that. So even if he was
flirting with you, do you thinkyou'd be able to pick up on that?
Because he does talk about that either, because that is his strategy,
he says, he negs, Ohthat's yes, and he's constantly trying to
age me for some reason, he'sobsessed with it. And yeah that wouldn't

(01:48:55):
that be a form of the nextgame? Yea? Interesting? Well,
well have to let him know whenwhen he comes back in the studio.
It's anti bullying Week. Yeah,learn it because I love all you guys.
I mean, you know, webreak balls and stuff like that.
I mean, we totally do.It's not really bullying in today's definition of
bullying sucks. Yeah. We maybully other people, we don't bully each

(01:49:19):
other by today's stand by today's standards. Oh yeah, straight up A yeah,
we can go to prison. Thisis out with Raby alright, Monday
morning, I'll let you learn outabout today. So Stephen King's novel Kujo
came out forty years ago, andnow he's written a sequel. It's coming

(01:49:43):
out this spring. Now it's notanother demon dog story. This one is
called Rattlesnakes. That sounds fun.It's not a novel. It's part of
a new short story collection. It'scalled You Like It Darker? Yeah,
you do. I've never seen Kujo, but I thought it was like a
movie. Yeah, it's a superfun dog. Yeah, I didn't know.
I'm being honest. No, it'sa dog that's attacking Yeah, mother

(01:50:05):
and son and murdering and they're stuckin a car. Yeah. Now,
this one, Rattlesnakes, is abouta grieving widower who travels to Florida for
respite and instead receives an unexpected inheritance. This inheritance has major strings attached,
and the widow in question is VicTrenton. He's the father of Tad.

(01:50:26):
That Tad's the boy in the movie. But Tad in the book died.
Oh, Tad in the movie doesn'tdie. Mother and son survive. Tad
in the book died. So that'swhy you might be confused. So it
all just ties back together with Kujo. This one's called Rattlesnakes, So look
for it this spring. Ryan Murphyis expanding his American series. We have

(01:50:47):
American Horror Story, we have AmericanCrime Story. We're about to have American
Sports Story. And the first oneis going to focus on Aaron Hernandez.
And they have cast Josh Andres Rivera. He's in this upcoming Ballad of Songbirds
and Snakes, which comes out thisweek, the Hunger Games movie. Rivera
will be playing Hernandez. It's goingto be based on the Boston Globe and

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Wondery podcast Gladiator Aaron Hernandez and FootballIncorporated. It's going to be telling the
story from multiple perspectives. And ifyou've never seen it, I think it's
on Netflix. Killer Inside The Insidethe Mind of Aaron Hernandez. I did
watch that. Yeah, that's likea three part doc. Disturbing but super
interesting and not making any excuses forwhat he did. But they studied his

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brain and said they'd never seen cpeadvanced in somebody that young wow before.
So uh you check on his brothertoo, Yeah, well check on him.
Yeah, his brother's throwing bah stuff. Yeah, well that's not Yeah,
I'm Ravian. For more nerd stuff, check out the Nerd Nott podcast.
It's Whatdy show dot com. NerdAll right, thank you very much,

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Ravels, thank you, great gory, it's been a while. More
Monday morning. Would he show comingup for you next? Hang up me?
Very quiet show in sensitivity training fora politically correct world show. I
don't care about your feelings. Allright, we are wrapping up getting out

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of here Monday in the books.Yes, and boy, how cool was
it to have dan Ackroyd on theDude We just call him D now the
D man. Danny can call himd'red. What's ub d the money?
Yeah, anyway, dan Ackroyd CrystalHead Vodka is his vodka brand. And

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of course, uh go watch oneof his movies, you know you want
to. I saw that trailer forthe New Ghostbusters last week. I do
like that new that new Ghostbusters franchise. I do I like the crew.
Although he couldn't really talk about thatyet because all the eyes need to be
dotted, the teens need to becrossing that on that new deal, so
we were kind of limited to whatwe get asked there. But man,

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we talked all about like the oldsn l stuff and all these other movies
and things that he's done. He'squite the life. Yeah, such a
nice guy. Thank you again todan Ackroyd being on the show today.
Also, we kicked off the RedneckNews Story of the Year playoffs, so
your votes of course very much necessaryas we try to get down to crown

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the Redneck News Story of the Year, trending news headlines, and more,
all on today's podcast. Just hitup the woodieshow dot com coming up for
you tomorrow? It's the Tuesday Takeover. Greg Say is a little anxious about
it. I always get so stressedabout it on the show every day.
I'm just saying, like somebody likeVaughan or someone who's not in the studio
every day, I can't even beginto express the level of stress that brings

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me. What is your Tuesday Takeover? I'm calling it the Greggory Variety Show,
all right, the Greg Gory VarietyShow for the Tuesday Takeover Tomorrow Tuesday.
Here on the Woody Show. Anythingin the meantime you can leave on
the after hours voicemail eight seven sevenforty four Woodie more fun. It's on
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c Bats, Sammy, anything youlike to add, no great Gory,
parting words of wisdom please, justfor Ravey. Instead of focusing on artificial
intelligence, we should really do somethingabout natural stupidity. All of them.
Was that. I kind of feellike that was like directed at maybe certain
people in this room, and I'mtaking offense to it. Really that was

(01:54:34):
I didn't get a dig from that. I think it's just hashtag facts,
no dig at all. It's maybegets so triggered by like if I don't
know something, or Menace isn't knowsomething, or Raby doesn't are sorry,
Sammy doesn't get triggered. Yes,if it's like something I've known since grade
school triggered and I'm saying, mensay hey sorry, like to retain all

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this useless crap from elementary school.It's not crap, it's knowledge. Thank
you very much, great gory.Thank you so much for giving the Week
Show some of your valuable time thismorning. You know, we love it,
appreciate you for that. The restof you guys can suck it.
We will catch you back here onTuesday. Have a great day. SMDBM.
I quit this bitch,