The Woody Show November 15th 2023 Podcast

New Headlines, Redneck news, Ideas for Seabas is Normal Day & More!

Episode Transcript

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See it is a dune to thegraphic nature of this program. Listener discretion,
is it lies? The Woody Showis the Woody Show Insensitivity Training class

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is now in session. Hey,good morning everybody. Today's Wednesday. It
is November the fifteenth, twenty twentythree. Hello, welcome were the Woody
Show Moddy? That's Raby. Hello. There's Greg Gord Menace is here.

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Hey, he is our so showmedia director. You can find us.
You can follow us at the WoodyShow on Instagram and Twitter or on Facebook,
Facebook dot Com slash the Woodi Show. We've got Sea Bass. Yes,
there is Sammy Bort is here.Caroline is here. We've got Morgan
Vaughn. The phones are open ateight seven seven forty four. That's eight
seven seven forty four. Woody.You can all set us up with the

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text over to two to nine eightseven. Come on it for you on
the show today. The Redneck newsstory that your playoffs continue. Also some
of the trending news headlines and UBravey's got nerd now at the latest in
the world of nerds. Plus wegot to start finding out, you know,
the the thing that we won fromWoodies Show family feuds twenty no sea

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bass being normal for today, yes, oh but priceless. Yeah. We
already talked about a little bit lastweek, and it's gonna be next week
before the holiday leading into Thanksgiving,and so I think it's Tuesday. It's
gonna be seed Mass has to actnormal day. It could be weird.
But you can't blame anybody else.Dude, like you're the one who offered

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this up, I know as anexcellent price. But I will say that
they can't just be you. Guysjust can't say anything like no, I
just like what like you can't justbe like, oh, he has to
give us all ten dollars every timehe meets us. Is that normal?
But I'd say that's an extreme situation. Yeah, as a Christmas gift,
I just want you to sing mea holiday song. Let's see stuff like
that a normal person when but Iwant to ask it repeatedly, just one

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time, that's normally, that's normal. That's why I agree with him that
that's not normal. That's why Iwant to put some parameters on it so
it's not just stunts and normal.But I might say, hey, see
bestays a favorite. Can you gograb something from the printer? For me.
Yeah, that's normal, but Iwouldn't turn that down normally, probably
wouldn't. Also, also, ourpunter never works, so it's a moot

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point. That's why you have togo to the far printer to get it.
Yeah, there's a printer that isright outside the studio door. And
there are people who will remain namelessin the studio who just insist even though
every day it has been working,even though every day, multiple times throughout
the day, it jams. Itjams. There's an error message. You
got to take the doors, yougot to open them up. He got

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to constantly hear crashing. Yeah,people, people are having to open up
the guts this thing. And bythe way, this, I mean,
this just goes to show how lazywe are. There is another printer,
multiple probably I don't know what wouldyou call that, fifty feet maybe fifty
feet directly straight down the hall attachedto it. Yeah, you have to

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be like, you have to getan engineer to come to sit up.
I could set that up right now. And then there's two other printer.
You got the one that straight ahead, there's two other briners just right there.
That's probably a twelve thousand dollar piece. Of equipment. How about that
works? How about that? No, that'd be great, and we've reported
it, but for whatever reason,they can't seem to figure it out.
I know the reason that there's thisplace is dysfunctional. Yeah, nobody's ever
come to take a look. Sure, the problem is it's at our station.

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Yeah, if it was the otherstation. Yeah, Chris Printer broke,
Oh my god, red alert.That's absolutely true. All right,
So fall's open eight seven seven fortyfour. What he hit us up with
the text over to two to nineeighty seven. Just don't ask us to
print anything. Uh, these arethe laziest dog breeds. Yeah, let

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me get the list is out.French bulldog number five on the list.
Five. I just yeah, I'mlike, I don't get it because these
bitches like sleep all day long.Yeah, and then at night time they
act like they're super tired. I'mlike, what did you do so exhausted?
Yeah? So my my wife ripson our dog all the time,

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like, oh, you're so lazy. But then we looked it up.
I mean not as much as cats, but almost. I mean dogs sleep
or they give us almost as muchsleep per twenty four hour cyclists as Yeah.
Like I get like, we havea lot of stairs and they do
go up and down the stairs.It's almost as if they're spines in their
weren't built for activity. Yeah,I thought I did think about that,

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Like, you know, wouldn't yoube less apt to go around? Like
if it was hard to breathe,you can't you can't breathe, you can't
walk. Which French bulldogs they haveproblems breathing. They're so happy. Well,
i'd be happy too if I wassleeping twenty two hours a day.
Yeah, all right, See,Frenchies are a number five on the list.
I thought you'd appreciate that. Ithought they'd be high. Yeah.
Number one is Pekinese pikinis. OhI would have thought Dane. Those are

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great. Danes are number four onthe list. Okay, then he got
number two. English bulldogs another onethat's hard to breathe, right, Yeah,
Pekanes are also flat smash face.But oh that is a smash face.
It's a little little long haired brownone wouldn't see Oh yeah, those
you do. Yeah. And whenwe interviewed the doctor who's dealt with these

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breeds for twenty years, Oh yeah, that bitch ass hater. What did
he have to say? He said, what what Menace is just saying is
because Menice just laughed and giggled andloved him. He says, we've bred
all these dogs to get rid oftheir snouts, which look like babies to
us. It's terrible for our health. Yeah, I should take advice from
a guy who says that French bulldogsonly live five years one mine are seven

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and eight years. Alf I wouldtake advice from a veterinarian who studied them
for twenty years and literally wrote thebook. Really no crap, because there's
always know how the lifespan works.There's always exception of the rules. But
I mean, you know yours areliving longer than expected, right, But
like, what's what's the average?It says your lifespan of a French bulldog

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ten to twelve years. Yeah,so we're gonna listen this dumb ass we
got on tape. He said,five years. It's some Pekinese number one,
English bulldog's number two of the laziestdogs. Also flat faced Bassett hounds
a number three, Great Danes numberfour, and then French he's at number
five. Lucky, Yeah, allone like a little baby. The other
night, the other thing I havehere. Forget what you have heard of

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this point everybody, because a newstudy at Michigan State has determined that having
pets does not make us any happier. My therapy dogs early in the pandemic
may have Twenty twenty researchers talked toover seven hundred and fifty people three separate
times to gauge just how well theywere coping and in general, pet owners

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said that their pets were definitely helpingby offering companionship and affection, but they
also mentioned the downsides, like youknow, cost and worrying about their pets
health and how they can't breathe becausewe've got a smash face, and how
they could be a nuisance while workingfrom home. In the end, the
study found it was a wash.People who didn't have pets were just as
happy overall. So it's not likeyour pets are, you know, bringing

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to your happiness, just creating becauseHAPs of time, it's just like you're
telling them not to do things right. Quote. People say that pets make
them happy, but when we actuallymeasure happiness, that doesn't appear to be
the case. They say it's becausepeople without pets fill their lives with other
interests, and that stuff might makethem just as happy as a pet would.
And I would imagine as I wasreading this thing, I was thinking,

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it's probably the same as could besaid about kids, right, People
like, oh, you don't knowwhatever. It's like, Well, you
just feel your life. People go, well, what are you gonna do
if you don't have kids and you'renot gonna have so many things? You
find the way more you find otherthings that fulfill you, or that that
make you happier, that occupy yourtime, don't train your bank account.
Yeah, I mean like one ofmy dogs, because every morning I have

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to wake the dogs up to gotake them to go to the bathroom,
and one of them I have tocarry down the stairs because you won't go.
Like that doesn't make me happy earlyin the morning. How long before
NATO's gotta like somehow transport you downthe stairs. I don't know, give
it five years, get one ofthose rule. Yeah, but yeah,

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that doesn't make me happy. Butthen when I get home and they're so
happy to see me, that doesmake me happy. So it's like burst
of joy, not constant joy.And then one final thing on the pets
here, while we're talking about.According to the Wall Street Journal, pet
psychics are slowly becoming more socially acceptable. Those who tell others about their speriences

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with the pet psychics say that theyare now more likely to be asked for
referrals than to be mocked. Peoplebook these sessions with animal communicators to unravel
like behavior issues, find out whythey're so lazy, menace, to learn
about preferences for their end of lifecare. See this is people say,
oh, because like the Samis ofthe world will say, oh, what
do you care if I bring mydog into the grocery store and I call

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it a fur baby and blah blahblah. Well, because it lowers the
bar for criticism, and that leadsto this to grind your social accessence when
you should be mocked for going toa pet So you're going to a pet
psychic to find about your animals preferencesfor end of life care. I think
that you should know that if you'veknown your dog their whole life all Culso
people are using to make sure theirpets are enjoying the afterlife. Oh see,

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as I think we set up shopat the next pet convention. Easy
outside that psychic the one woman whohas been an animal communicator for twenty five
years, says that she charges fivehundred and fifty dollars should be in day
for a ninety minute appointment, andshe's got a wait list of seventy six
hundred people love the dog. Iwas driving. I love listening to AM

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radio on the weekends in just thevarious cities that I mean. I was
in I believe somewhere ouse Oude ofSeattle, and there was a pet psychic
call in show. Dude, yougot to see if you can find some
audio online of that I would love. As Menaces pointed out, there's no
qualifications or a degree to be apsychic qualifications. Yes, you have a

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long lineage psychic. I think wehave a new bit for the Yeah,
see you can find some audio thatthat'd be hilarious. Look it up,
Menace. Oh, I got todress up like my favorite psychic, Gary
Spivey, who has the big whiteafro. I would love to do that.
It'd be awesome. Yeah, I'regonna say Miss Cleo Oh, I
love Miss Robot all right, Piah, I was impressed, though. Medicce

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and I were at a restaurant openinga few nights ago and people showed up
with dogs. One dog was ina diaper. There was another dog that
was just randomly on a leash.No go, thank you absolutely as one
of the kids menu with crayons.No little booster, seve for the dog.

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There's a reason it's against the HealthCode. Away. This is the
Woody Show. It's another new hourinsensitivity trading for a politically correct world.
Wednesday morning. It is November fifteenth, twenty twenty three. I'm morning.

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That's raving. There's a great coreman. It's good morning to you.
Good morning, Woody. There's asea bass. We've got Sammy, there's
Born, there's Caroline Morgan's here,our associate producer, von our video producer.
Phones are open for you at eightseven seven forty four Woody. That's
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two nine eight seven of course,find us and follow us on all the

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social platforms at the Woody Show.How's everybody feeling all good? Yeah?
Good? Feel all right? What'snew? What's happening? What's fun?
I feel like time is going backwards, time going back Superwhere what are you
talking about? It's just it's onlyWednesday, Like, can you believe that?
Like? I can't. It feelslike it should be Wednesday two weeks

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from now. That's how slow thisweek I started? Is that because the
holidays are coming up, and it'sjust like maybe got some time off you're
looking forward to. Maybe I'm justtoo excited to be off and I just
can't get that's going through molasses.I thought, maybe it's time to bring
back the paper chain. You knowhow I used to do a paper chain?

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No, I don't remember, Grandma? What is that paper chain?
Is? Like? Time to bringit back. You get the construction paper,
you cut it into strips, youmake like a link, like a
link out of the construction paper stripslike this SeaBASS, and every day you
come in, it's like an adventcalendar and tear one off and the link
of basically, see how much closeryou are to time off? Can you

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just have that? I can thinkthe modern version that rabia is just an
app on your phone like a countdown. But wouldn't it be nice to just
turn your head to the left andsee a visual representation of how many shows
you have left till vacation? Thatmuch here? Not at all. But
it's like, yes, what isthat going to be? Why do I
have to hate my job to belooking forward to vacation? Right? I
mean where are you going? Justto visit family and stuff? Okay,

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I mean just look for the timeoff exactly. Menace, greg says a
time who doesn't like money? Right? Oh well you like money? Oh
yeah, this guy? Still enjoyyour job, but look forward to vacation.
Yeah, I do want to talkabout the really quickly. This funny
phone call I got from my mom. I told you about it, would

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he? Oh? Yeah, somy mom My mom listens to the podcast
and so she was listening to thepodcast last week and she called me.
It's quite concerned, she said,Renee. I hate it when she uses
my name like that. Renee.You know it's serious, right, I'm
very concerned about your relationship with Woody. Oh now, you've been friends for

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thirty years and I'm very worried.I'm like, what are you talking about?
What you guys used to do it? Where's the sexual And she she
said, she felt like you andI were in conflict last week and we
were arguing too much, and she'sshe was very concerned that it led over

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into real life and like show arguingabout things that we're talking about. Uh
huh, that's adorable, And thatled her to a concerned phone call to
make sure our friendship was fine.I'm like, Mom, what were we
even arguing about? Text me?I was trying to think of like what
it could have been. It wasjust the show. Yeah, I mean,

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you know, that's weird my mom. Anything's fine. Did anything stand
out? No? No, no, no, Like she gets mad at
me when I joke about, like, oh, well, Ray's gonna go
out and get her concealed carry sure. You know, she does get like
irritated by that. Or the otherthing I thought of is that she was
she was all worked up about whatwas it, oh, burning books or

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something. It's like right, right, people don't retire in Florida anymore.
But that wouldn't have even been somethingmy mom even heard, so it was
older. Yeah, I don't know. I could not figure out what it
was, but I to the show. Yeah she listens every day. I

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think they're secretly listening amongst parts ofmy family. Yeah. Yeah, I
think my mom from time to time, like if she's in the car,
you know, driving, she doesn'tmake up I don't think she makes a
point to listen to it. Ithink my dad and my step mom probably
listened the most. But I don'teven think they listen all the time.

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I think other members of the family, like I got my one uncle,
he listens all the time. ButI'm talking about just like moms and dads.
Oh, my mom's dedicated. Yeah, maybe that's the reason that Bravey
doesn't really share a lot, Likethat's in the back of my mind.
Yeah, she knows her mom's there, so you know, she's not going
to talk about like some you know, dirty whore weekend that she had or
something. You know, I don'twant to hear it from my mom.

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But she doesn't really bring up anyshow stuff, Like she's never brought up
You once picked up a guy atthe hospital after a stabbing, and we
brought that up on the air countlesstime. Well, I mean how many?
That was only the one time,right, I mean, but like,
how do you even bring that up? Would she say something to you

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about that? She did know aboutit, Well, she does know about
it, but she's never never saidanything. Yeah, what is there to
say? Oh, yeah, myparents certainly don't. Yeah, no,
mine don't listen, think ud no, do your parents know how to listen?
They wouldn't know how to podcast.Your parents practice driving to the airport.

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The one thing that's kind of irritatingthough, like I don't think my
mom's friends listen, but like theyfollow stuff online and then it's like a
game of telephone. Whatever version theysee online is like different, and then
it gets back to my mom andthen so it's a completely different story than
I have to explain things because likemy mom doesn't do any social media or

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anything like that. She just listensto the podcast. Yeah, people ask
me that from time to time,like does your wife listen? Your parents
or whoever family members listen, Likehow do you explain? Or like like
what do you tell them? Withwhat? I don't tell them anything,
you know, It's like, thisis my job, this is what I
do. I learned that lesson along time ago. I'm been doing this
long enough. I think I toldyou years and years ago. My first
wife, before we were even married, she would get mad if I would

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put like girls on the air,like female callers, so you're flirting.
I had them on the air abouta question or are they you know?
I put the request on the air, you're flirting with it. Get the
f out of here. I don'twant you putting women on the air anymore.
And I go, oh, good, a idiot. I was like
twenty years old and I didn't wantto fight or whatever. And then I
got about six months into that andI go, what I was? I

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remember where I'm sitting at work,sitting kind of like where I am right
now, behind all the controls andstuff. I go, what am I
doing? I just had this greatphone call that would have been an awesome
phone call in the air or whatever, and I didn't record it because it
was a female and it would know. It's just like, hey, so
what do you guys? Stupid likewhen you're a radio DJ playing music?
You know, like, hey,what are you guys up to tonight?
All right, that's a bunny saylet's go yeah, right, you know

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that kind of crap. Uh huh. And I didn't er it all because,
you know, my girlfriend at thetime didn't like it, and I
was like, I can't do this. So that's why I went. I
went back and I told her like, look, this is my job,
this is what I do. Ican't it's hard to Yeah, So I
threw yourself in the moment and thenyou're trying to edit your so he gave
it in. And then when itcomes to parents, can you meet her

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because she was a listener. Herroommate was a listener, and the roommate
didn't have the car. Oh,the roommate, this is the one I
just told the story about where wewalked in after having dinner one time and
she was having some kind of competitionthat she see if she can make three
guys finish within a certain amount oftime. Right, that was the person
who was listening, who had calledin or whatever. She knows that.
Yeah, yeah, I was onthis job sucked. It was. I

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was working six days a week fromseven to midnight. I'm a young guy
living in a place that I didn'tknow anybody, and so I had to
be on all the times when peoplewould be able to socialize and go out
and meet people or have fun,like I was like at the radio station.
So I got pissed one week becauseI just tried to get off,
you know, that Saturday night shiftevery once in a while, like can

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I have like a little bit ofa life at some point? Right?
And so I was like, whatdoie saw this guy. You guys know
this dude Mark Mark, you'll thenight gun. I don't have to so
no. Yeah. So so I'mlike, all right, fine, So
the guy who was uh, youknow, kind of like my intern or
whatever at the time, I justwent on the air, I go,

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you know what if I can't Isaw I was bitching about of the air
naturally, I go off, Ican't go out. I said, here's
whe the station is, doors open, come on in. We invited anybody
who was listening who wanted to comedown. There was food, there was
drugs, there were naked chicks,there were all kinds of stuff, anything
and everything that you can imagine thatwas. It was like it was an
open house party and it was aSaturday, yeah, and people were just

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showing up. Anyway. So thisuh, this girl, the roommate,
she she wanted to come down,but she didn't have a car. Of
course, she's a dirty whore.So she talked to her roommate, who
ended up being my future wife,into driving her down. My future wife
kind of stood in the back ofthe room like just ignoring everybody for the
longest time and like, what areyou doing? You know, and so

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we just struck up a conversation.But that's how that whole whole thing happened.
And I've heard thousands of these stories. Were not thousands, but dozens.
You never marry a fan, wellyeah, I have. Every radio
person I know who's done that hasdivorced. Yeah, well, I mean
she wasn't. That's the thing.Like, she wasn't like a fan.
She was the drive. She waslike the designated driver. She was not
participating in like anything. I don'teven think she had a slice of the

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pizza. Delivery drivers were bringing otherpeople's orders down. It was crazy.
We had beer, all kinds,you name it, every kind of liquor
you can think of, and dothat again. Yeah easily. There were
three hundred people packed into this Wheredid those days go? Dude? And
you know it's crazy. The programdirector loved it. Okay, good.

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They were going through people's desks andI literally just had the door of the
radio station just propped open, like, hey, here's the address, we
come on down. You do thatright now? Yeah? Yeah, times
are different now now we get megafired. But that's what these TikTok kids
do. There's like five thousand peopleshow up in Times Square. That's great.
Yeah, that's that's great for them. We'll still do that sort of

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thing. Yeah, if we dance, it's just a flash mob. Big
deal, big deal. That's oneof those things. Like when I think
about it now, I go,I can't believe I actually did that.
Yeah, get fired. Even whenyou had free time, is all you
wanted to do is be at work. Yeah, like I just never left.
I mean this one guy like projectilevomited all over the the like the

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office area sounds like what he usedto be. Cool. Yeah, like
after the because our radio station wasright by all the night clubs, Like
every Friday Saturday night, we justbring a bunch of people from the club
back to the radio station. They'relike hooking up in the bathroom. We
nicknamed one of our friends Tony thebathroom bannit because it was like having sex
in the bathroom with some club chick. And we're just just like drinking and

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stuff. A good time, manygood time every Friday Saturday. Yeah,
eight with the text over to twoto nine eight. All right, welcome
back. Phones are over at eightseven seven forty four, Woody. That's
eight seven seven forty four Woody.Hit us up with the text over to

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two two nine eight seven. GregGore's got the trending news headlines. Well,
police in England arrested Matt Petgrave,although they wouldn't say who their quote
suspect was, for the death offormer NHL player Adam Johnson. He got
last said a man, right,Is that weird? Yes? Is it
like some kind of like weird Britishthing or yeah, must be something like

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kind of like weird international news lawor something else. But that's how it
is in the police report. He'sthe only other guy involved. Yeah,
a man. It was one playerlegway up in the air like a karate
kick. Yeah, like he wastrying to kick him in the chest.
Day one. I'm like, dude, there's no way this is an accident.
I mean, I don't think heintentionally yeah to go that high up

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to his neck, but he wasdefinitely trying to kick him in the chest.
But those of you who don't knowwhat this so these you know,
this hockey game going on, andthere was an incident between these two players
where the one player kind of swungaround, but his leg came up way
in the again like you'd see likesomeone doing like a spinning karate kick.
Definitely, And you don't ever seea hockey player making a turn like that

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with his leg up in the airlike that, and it ended up slicing
the other player's neck and he died. I mean, he was like bleeding
out on the ice, right,but they got him to the hospital.
He died there. It was brutal. So Matt pet Grave like kind of
collided with somebody else and then that'swhen his leg went up and killed out.
Anybody who watches that video, youcan't tell me that that that was
like not intentional. No, Imean not again not I don't think he

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I don't think he meant to killhim, Yeah, but definitely injure him,
like hit him in the chest.Yeah. So he's been charged with
manslaughter. The Nottingham Panthers, whoJohnson played for, called it a freak
accident, but officials say they werepiecing the events together decided to make an
arrest for manslaughter. I mean manslaughter. I'm fine with second degree murder I
think would also apply. Yeah.He also had the most fouls in the

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entire league for the year. He'sa dirty, dirty play Yeah. Yeah,
it sucks. He just got astanding ovation the other night. Weird
because he returned to the ice ohand they gave him a standing ovation.
It was so inappropriate. But it'snot the first time the player has been
slashed, No, but every othertime it's been purely extract I've seen it

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before, where like somebody is fallingbackwards, they land on their back and
to their feet go like you know, they're like swept off their feet and
their feet go up in the air. And someone just happens to be in
the wrong place, wrong time.This guy intentionally spun around, I mean
put his leg I would say,I would say, watch the video,
but you're watching a man die.It's awful. It's I mean, the
amount of blood it would just brutal, super sad. Also brutal and sad.

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This tragic day in Licking County,Ohio yesterday, so at least three
people were killed and eighteen seriously enteredin a five vehicle crash. One of
those vehicles was a semi truck.Another was a chart that was carrying students,
and that bus had fifty seven peopleon board, filled with students and
chaperones on their way to a conferencethat got rear ended by the semi Yeah,
no word on the severity of theinjuries. There was an investigation trying

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to determine what caused that massive crash. Yeah, three were adults. Three
were students of the of the peoplethat died. Super sad. That's all
the all this, all the thedeath stuff, her on the bus not
surprising. People are pissed at MarkSanchez, the Fox Sports NFL analysts,
for what he said during the CommanderSeahawk too handsome. Yeah, it was

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during the detective the butt fumble duringthe third quarter and Seattle cornerback Trey Brown,
uh and then Washington receiver is itDiami Brown? Diami Brown? Is
that how you say it? I'mturning to Rava. So Sanchez says,
we got brown on Brown crime rightup top because both their last names are

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brown. Okay, so one ofthe Browns made a good play, and
people on social media are saying thingslike, we have what Mark Sanchez,
Mark Sanchez is brown and themselves.I don't care if both their names are
brown. That's just insane. Butalso that doesn't he have a pass?
Doesn't he have a pass? He'sbrown? No, No, just a

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dumb call. It's a dumb call. And they're both named brown. Is
it seriously something to be like upsetabout that? It's non fans on Twitter,
for people that don't even follow this. Well, I would agree with
minute. Yeah, we gotta stopmaking three people on Twitter a news story.
Yeah, people aren't uproar Like howmany protests outside of Sanchez's house?

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Ye? Well, I mean Iwouldn't be surprised if he ends up getting
suspended. You watch, let's takea sha What was the I got awa?
What was the other one that wehad recently? And I'm like,
you get it was the baseball guy. That's different. I'm not talking about
the Negro League Museum guy, notthat guy. There was. There was

(28:02):
a different guy. There was somethingelse. I forget what it was.
Oh, I know it's talking aboutit was. It was. It was
way less egregious than the Negro Museumor whatever the hell that one was.
That one was like, all right, I don't think he should have been
fired. I do. I mean, you know, but I could see
the suspension there Brown brown crime.Yeah, No, this is this is

(28:22):
gonna this is going to result Ithink in minimum and apology. Maybe a
week off swamp I'll take to twamps. Yeah, I'll twamp it. I
could see a fake apologies, fakeapology, but that's it. Well,
I mean, look, aren't allthe apologies fake because people are forced into
this one? But for whatever reason, even though you're a grown adult,

(28:45):
people people love the insincere apology.I just feel better that you apologize.
Well, it's completely sincere. Yeah, but you apologized, Okay, I
didn't. You could tell him youdon't even mean it. I'll be like,
that's good enough for me. That'swhat my mom used to do.
Don't come back to this room untilyou're ready to apologize. Then I would
apologize. That wasn't sincere. Goback to your room being sincere. I

(29:07):
just don't why. I just don'twhy people they quote demand an apology the
person doesn't mean it, Why doyou want it? I've had that.
Yeah, I had some DJ whoI said sucked to his face on the
air, and he got mad becauseit was on the air, and then
he made He pulled me in theboss's office and I could not leave the
office until I said sorry. Butbut I said, I'm sorry you feel

(29:30):
that way, you know what,He's probably so dumb. Then I got
to leave. Just thank you.I appreciate that. It's amazing how much
an insincere apology means to the dumbestpeople. They're like, thank you for
apologizing. I'm sorry that you suck, which I said to your face.

(29:51):
Just accept that some people aren't willingto apologize to you. Yeah, and
it's just going to take some time, and not everything is deserving of an
apology, right, maybe like thiscase, Yeah, this is super sad
but also kind of sweet. Sothis well, it's mostly sad. Seventy
one year old hiker in southern Colorado. He went missing back in August.
He had been hiking up on asteep mountain with his Jack wrestle terrier Finny.

(30:12):
But that hiker, you go hikingwith a Jack Russell Terrier, That
doesn't seem like the kind of dogyou go hiking with, right, they're
pretty active, it would I assumemaybe you have a backpack to run around.
It's a small little dog, sure, boundless energy. But the hiker
never returned, went missing for overtwo months, and his body was just

(30:33):
found by a hunter. So theman had died, But right next to
him was Finny still alive. Monthslater, Yeah, two months later,
because he on the guy right,he did not munch on the guy just
staying by his side had been deadfor who knows how long, So Finny
had lost about half his body weight, but they say otherwise he's in good

(30:55):
shape. And people involved in theoriginal search for rich Moore say the fact
that Fitning was still by his sidebrought them to tears to see just the
loyalty of the Dukens. You're rightright, that was a hilarious story.
Hilarious that sound clip, I said, Sad, I see, like,
how did dog survive? But Iguess Jack whistles. They were like they
were designed to be rad hunters.Yeahs so he probably orange. Yeah,

(31:18):
the rats and rabbit dead baby rabbitsall over the place. You know,
they found the man the dog,And I don't believe you didn't chew on
that generation of the generation, atthe generation of these of these dogs.
I'm sure he's like, you knowwhat, my ancestors, the dog is
out there, like my dogs areconsidered ratters, Dude, they'd be like

(31:41):
dead in ten minutes in the forest, right, marshmallow trees. Yeah,
where's and then we'll end on asuper classy one out of done it done
Dune Eden Florida, done Eden,Florida, fifty five year old and a
sixty year old guy. They werespotted completely naked having sex right in public

(32:02):
in front of the group of people, including children, and when they got
busted, the woman, Sarah,she told the cops that having sex out
in public had always been a dreamof hers hashtag goals, you know.
And then the guy Meanwhile, Robertdidn't seem remorseful at all. He said
the kids, they should have beenhome, not here. He was charged

(32:25):
with the loot and lascivious acts.That beautiful lady was charged with exposing herself
and for having prescription meds in anAltoyd ten. It was just a dream
of hers. Okay, well,good for you. Achieved. Achieved.
That's the latest one, dude.So remember we were talking about the I

(32:45):
forget that it's a relay device thatpeople are using to steal cars. Yeah,
it looks like a big goofy homemadeMC whatever. Yes, I just
met somebody who that happened to.Really, Yeah, we just heard about
it two weeks ago. We sawa photo or like, what if they
have this giant like old timey TVantenna. Yeah, it looks like something
you used to have on your roofto get to the local channels, right,

(33:08):
And these guys they walk around betweenyour house and your car and they
wait to try to hope to capturethe relay signal between because your car is
constantly looking for your fob like yourkey, and your key is constantly looking
for the car, and so thisthing just tries to marry those two signals.
So if you have your key inyour house, it's trying to capture

(33:30):
amplify send it to the car.That way, the car thinks that the
key is already in there, orthat you're close enough that you know it
would unlock the door. You canget in there and just start the car
and drive away anyway. So itwas all captured on there. They have
like the surveillance stuff, the camerasand their driveway and stuff. And so
I saw the video and it wasvery similar to the one that we that

(33:52):
we saw. This was smaller though. This wasn't like this big these guys
in that first video that we saw. This thing was like yeah, this,
I don't know, maybe two feetjust like on a broom handle.
And they're just walking around really andthe car opens up, they get in,
they drive it away. They droveit right to some place they stripped
it of like everything, and thenjust left it there. Oh after we

(34:14):
talked about that those stories, Ibought one of those little boxes. Well
that's what they're saying now. Theysay, you know, you need to
keep your key, your fob insome kind of like metal ten like you
know, like these old out Thealtoid thing reminded me that, yeah,
like some kind of like metal body. They sell these things like on Amazon.
Yeah. Yeah, and so youkeep your key in there, just

(34:34):
put it in there and then blocksit from being you know, from the
signal being able to get out.So like people can't use these antennas just
right outside your house to steal yourcar, because if you were walking around
the neighborhood with an antenna, youcould say, I don't know, I'm
hunting for treasure or something, notreally breaking into a car. Yeah.
Well so yeah, so these guysthey pulled up, you know, and
then the one guy gets out ofthe car with the thing, and as

(34:58):
soon as the thing lashes, theother guy, the driver of the car,
who's like waiting just in case theyneed to make a quick getaway,
he then throws it in the park, gets out, gets in the car,
drives the other one away, andthen dude with the antenna thing throws
it in the back seat, getsin the original you know car. They
pulled up in and they're gone,wow. Yeah, And it took all
of thirty seconds. Wow. Andthere's no break in the glass. There's

(35:22):
no It's it's crazy because the thingsyou're walking around with are not illegal.
You've got an antenna and you've gotyou know, like we talked about flip,
just an antenna. I just gota little ir Yeah. Oh dude,
those are cool. May does yourgarage is it manual or does it
automatic? Door manual? Okay.Also, there's something going on every time
I visit a certain city, likeI would say, like a week later,

(35:46):
there's like weird signings into my socialmedia, like there's some somebody somebody's
using like some kind of ray onmy cellphone or something. I don't know,
because you know, there's those rayguns that can take your that can
take your retard information. There isthere is, I swear anyway, Anyways,

(36:07):
anytime I go to this certain cityand then I leave, there'll be
like weird sign ins on my socialmedia. But I don't know how it's
happening. Are you using public WiFi? And when you're there, do
you hear? I think it mightbe signing into public Wi Fi somewhere right,
because what they'll do is they'll fakelike a fake Starbucks and then you'll
say, oh, I know Starbucks. You'll log in. Yeah, alright,
I just have my Wi Fi on. I should have it off.

(36:29):
Yeah, but yeah, it's prettybizarre. Sounds like Detroit. That sounds
very Detroit, you know. Yeah, it's so easy not to be paranoid
these days. People can steal yourcar with a stupid yank antenna. Weird.

(36:50):
And I've got a story here,you guys, involving a fun access
I know, we love these.She was about a woman in Australia she
had to call into work when thethirteen hundred pound elephant seal blocked her car
on animal encounter rules. Her nameis Amber Harris, and here she is

(37:15):
talking about her experience with the localTV news. I heard a noise outside
and I thought that somebody was tryingto break into my car. And then
next minute I've got this big steallooking up at me in my bedroom window,
and I was like, oh,well, I think it's going to
go in the books. That's thebest excuse in history of not to go

(37:35):
to work. I'm like, yeah, I'm not going to work today.
Hey dude, I didn't know this, but I saw a video of a
seal ripping a sharking hat. Isaw that video. That's rule. Yeah
the seal. Yeah, I'll putit on her Twitter. But oh,
I didn't think it was impressive.Yeah, I think they did that.

(37:57):
I didn't think would have a chanceagainst the shark of any This one made
that shark at dinner. Yeah.Wow, go to the Woody Show on
Twitter. Elephant seals are they are? They're massive. The total noise outside
and I thought that somebody was tryingto break into my car, and then
next minute I've got this big deallooking up at me in my bedroom window.
I was like, oh, what, how's your point? I know,

(38:22):
elephants hend I couldn't take my ride. EATO my job, eat eight
seven seven forty four, Woodie,that's eight seven seven forty four. What
we're gonna take a quick break?More Woody Shows next, The Woody Show,
The Woody Show. Yeah, it'sanother new hour. I've been sensitivity

(38:45):
training for a politically correct world onthis Wednesday morning. It's November the fifteenth.
The payday sure is November the fifteenth, twenty twenty three. I'm oddy,
that's Ravy. There's a great gory. Boy would not sure reminisces so
unusually. Look up and see him. He's usually back on time. There's

(39:07):
sea baths you got Samy phones areopen eight seven seven forty four Wooding.
That's eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You can hit us up with the
text over to two two nine eightyseven Grady with some very upsetting news.
Yeah, breaking news from the NFLDeshaun Watson, who's a contract with the
Dodo Browns fully guaranteed over two hundredmillion dollars, deservedly so, and probably

(39:30):
nothing bad lever come of that,right there? Nothing bad. It's having
season ending surgery. Oh no,it's a broken bone. You won't be
available this weekend. Growing shouldered.No Steelers fans are knocking. I forget
who the backup guy is. Whata bust? Yeah? Oh yeah,

(39:51):
I give dumb money too, That'swhat I'm saying. Like, fully guaranteed,
it's the first time that ever happened, and everybody was like, hey,
that that contract that the Browns gavethe Shawn Watson Raby what is that
well worth it? Pj oh that'sright, pj oh, d t R.

(40:12):
Dorian Thompson Robinson what a ball?Okay for my socks. So really
disappointed to hear that. I wishnothing but nothing but great things for you
know, the Doodoo Browns and theBengals and the Ravens rap Birds. Isn't
that the Thursday night game this week? What's that Ravens rat Birds bungholes?
Oh? I think there might be, yeah, like an actual interesting Thursday

(40:34):
night game. Yeah, I doremember seeing that on Sunday. I'm like,
wow, that's probably the best.I'm not on paper, you know,
it is Thursday night though, thosegames, those games that always seem
the most probably, Oh man,I gotta get home, got to make
sure I had that game on.And you're like, okay, this is
as Yeah. Someone on the textwants to know if that was his raping
shoulder and he's having surgery. Isaid it was just throwing shoulder. I

(41:00):
know, but is that the sameone. Is that the that's not what
he did? Yeah? Yeah?What well? I mean he was that
one. Yeah, Deshaun Watson wasthe guy was getting all the extra attention
or whatever from the massage people.Sure, yeah, about thirty of them.

(41:23):
Well that's how many came forward.How many it actually happened with?
Who knows? Right? Red NeckNews story of your playoffs, the winner
from yesterday, we had those twonominees for you from the running from the
Cops bracket. The first one wasthe guy who was chasing people down in
the parking lot with that super sweetJohn Deere tractor, let the cops on

(41:44):
a slow speed chase. And thenthe other one and the winner moving on
to the semifinal round, was themeth dealer in Colorado who ran and tried
to lose the cops by making thatsix hour float away down the river.
People loved the float away guys,old time, he's so badass. Yeah
it's bad to stop because yeah,people that rarely have just boats on hands,

(42:07):
right, yeah, right. Wellto today's Redneck News Store of the
Year playoff bracket is the fighting bracketand these are all again weekly winners.
So these are the ones that allwon year votes in the previous weeks throughout
the year, and now they're goinghead to head only one here from the
fighting bracket, will move on.The first one was our story from back
on February the first, Clearfield,Pennsylvania, Please Stay, arrested a lady

(42:30):
named Bobby Sue Yatsko for attacking herneighbor with the electric cattle prod all right,
happing around one o'clock in the morning. The argument was about a party
to the neighborhood had. Sue didn'tlike whatever he had to say, so
she hit him with the cattle prodmultiple times in the chest and in his
face. Geez, oh, Dennis, you have that whole problem now because
you got you got now your footsall mass. I know. Imagine getting

(42:52):
tased in the face. I've tasedmy tongue before. Wait, before the
Jackass movie. Thank you. Yeah, ten years ten years before. You
wouldn't say they copied, but I'vedone it. Do you remember as a
kid testing nine volt batteries to seeif they I remember testing a nine volt
battery like a week ago. Yeah, imagine doing that but with that taser.

(43:13):
Yeah. Anyway, So the neighborwas taking the hospital checked out.
Bobby Sood taken to jail, andaccording to the police report, she's got
a history of incidents with the neighbors. That's a nomine number one, the
fighting bracket. She needs to relax. Red Neck News playoffs nomine number two.
Rhode Island, where we got anotherwedding brawl. This time it started
with the cops getting a call abouta group of people fighting outside of a

(43:35):
restaurant, which, as the articleput it, quote, escalated from a
tense interaction to straight up combat.Wow. And there is a video of
this one too. Half a dozenmembers of the wedding party were seen,
you know in like guys, girls, I mean, punches, kicks everything.
This one woman later identified as AlexandriaFlattery, is seen kicking one of
the police officers right in the nuts. She was arrested. Another woman from

(43:59):
the from the wedding got knocked outcold. According to the report, the
woman later identified as rachel O Nickwas reaching for one of the cops guns
and so he turned around. Hepunched that bitch right in the job.
And then once she regained regained consciousness, she was arrested. And the whole
fight started because Rachel's husband, Nick, he threw a fit because he was

(44:20):
denied entry to a bar because hewas already drunk. So he threw hands
of the employees and that's when thecops were called. And when they arrived,
they went to go talk to him, but his wife interjected herself into
the conversation. That's when all hellbroke lose. Nick also arrested. There's
also another guy in a full onsuit and tie who punched one of the
officers in the face. His nameRobert Nash, also arrested. So when

(44:40):
it was all said and done,three men, three women, all taking
the jail. So worthy happiest dayof their life. Have you ever been
ejected from a bar? No?I have. I turned my shirt inside
out thinking they wouldn't even know whatit was, and I tried to go
back in. But why did theymake you leave in the first place?
Oh? Because too drunk. Yeah, that's mainly why you usually get it

(45:02):
ejected or fighting, I don't know, you're not to throw up or yeah,
you know, maybe falling. Nominenumber three in the Fighting bracket of
the Redneck News Store of the Yearplayoffs from a grocery store where a fight
broke out between these two chicks.No awesome. First it was yelling and
then they started punching each other.At that point, A couple of dudes

(45:23):
jumped in the mix. The fightwas moving through the store, picking up
more people along the way. Oneof those people seen on video handing off
her baby to someone so she couldjoin in, where she punched one of
the ten other people in the fight. That's a what you show Parent of
the Year material right there too.Bottles of say fight, other items are
flying through the air, more yellinghere. One of the men shout out,

(45:45):
we have a kid. You seeword. It was all real classy
copture called post. Everyone involved hadsplit by the time they got there.
They haven't said what you know originallystarted the argument in the first place.
The two chicks that nomine number three, and those are your considerations. We
need one of your votes. Whichone do you think should move on?
Of that semi final round? Textone for Bobby su Yatsko, who was

(46:09):
arrested after she attacked her neighbor withthe electric cattle prod during the argument.
Text one over to two to twoninety seven. Text number two the thundered
home style wedding brawl and Rhode Island, where six people got arrested for fighting
and kicking cops in the nuts.Text two over two two, nine eighty
seven or text number three the womanwho handed off her baby so she could

(46:30):
jump into the huge fight at thegrocery store. Yeah responsible, Yeah,
so one, two or three textyour vote on over And while you're doing
that, we're gonna take a quickbreak and then we're gonna come back.
We have a question for you.We need your help on this. Sure,
we won the competition, but thisis for everybody, so you guys
should have a say in this.And it's the Sea Bass Acting Normal Day.

(46:53):
Yes, so that was one ofthe prizes that we got from Woodies
show Family Feud. What prize andhe offered the prize up. So it's
a whole day where he's got toact like a human being, like a
normal person. Like if we saygood morning, he has to say good
morning, right, how are you? I'm well, how are you?
He's got to be normal? Whatyou do? Are you gonna have a

(47:14):
reaction though? Like, well that'sand so yeah, so we'll discuss because
he's got some because I don't wantyou guys like parameter. I want to
make sure that you guys aren't makingunreasonable expectations and are making no fun.
No, I'm just it's fair.Thank you, Yeah, it's fair.
But we're gonna we're gonna talk about, uh, you know, some ideas

(47:36):
on man, this is our thisis our opportunity to witness what could be
yea an everyday thing and normal humanbeing. We'll talk about when when we
come back. I questions, butyeah, if you have ideas for what
maybe we should do since we havethis at our disposal, Sea Bass acting
normal day like a real person,that right, Sea Bass acts normal day?

(48:04):
What should we ask him do?What are the parameters? Sea Bass?
Once you just before you start shootingeverything down, Yeah, just give
us your basic parameters. Well,I think it's from your side. Most
of the things you guys complain aboutwhen someone said for greeting everyone, maybe
even unsolicited greeting and not just respondingHey helloa, you be the first.

(48:27):
Yeah, I see you first.I'll greet you first. I'll be thrown
off on that one if I sneezeor someone else's sneeze. I'm really hoping
for. I know, bless youand I thank you. If you say
bless you, now, will yousay excuse me? I already say excuse
me because it's my fault. Okay, because I'm I'm disrupting your piece.
Yes, I don't know. IfI ever caught that, pardon I'll get

(48:51):
a pardon me or something like that. Okay, you know, going out
of my way to chit chat.Like let's say you're at the refrigerator,
I'm grabbing something, You're going something, Oh, how was your weekend?
Nice? And having a conversation aboutthat, listening and not just blowing him
off. Okay, how about lookgive us an example of something that you
think is off off limits. Yeah, like that you think that's what I

(49:14):
need so I can hear this.This is what I had. This is
why I wanted to have guidelines,is we had a text make him open
his d MS. This is nota punish sease. I knew people would
take it that way. They say, oh, let's just screw with him.
That's what I did request normal,that's not extreme like that like oh
love for Christmas, for you tosing me a Christmas song? And he
said, no way, but hewouldn't do that. Normal. But when

(49:34):
would nobody, nobody, you know, in this office would go around.
I mean, we have one guyin this building that would all right,
So that's just not a that's nota a fine a regular thing. Go
ahead, So things like holding anelevator door. There you go. I
was going to say, SeaBASS sawme coming towards the elevator the other day
by because normally that I expected himto. I knew he was a exactly

(50:00):
exactly like damn, because I normallyI have a technique which I really think
I've perfected this where if I'm gettingin an elevator, I know there's someone
you know, and there's no wayhe didn't know I was coming right behind
him. Well I'll do. Iwalk in the door, I don't turn
around to face the door elevator allwith like all sideways, tap the button,
and then very slowly make a slowturn as I'm headed to the corner

(50:21):
where they're like it's likely to seeme. And by the time the time
I actually turn around, like oh, it's too late. Yeah, you
know that sort of thing. Mmhm for you? Is that what it
gave me? Isn't that more effortthan just just holding it for me?
More effort but less time because I'mnot waiting on somebody to then get it
in the elevator. Small talk,People already know what you're doing. It's
definitely not more effort. I kindof do the same thing because it's because
when our lobby with all the glassdoors and then there's three elevators, I

(50:45):
make sure to stand where the sightof the blind spots vision. You won't
see me, and that way,if they're opening the glass doors, the
doors are already closing. I guessmost people do that because someone was shocked
the other day because I was inthe elevator the doors about to close,
and they were walking through the firstset of double glass doors, like from
the studio side, not even inthe lobby yet, but I could see

(51:07):
them. I held the door forthem. They're like, oh my god,
thank you so much. Around here, that's very rare. There's also
stuff that you guys won't even probablysee, but it will be like the
door, like the guys who can'ttalk, the dumb death mute and blind
guys up front. Yeah, butI'll say I'll say goodbye to them as

(51:28):
I'm leaving. And but like onthe show here, how about this,
let's see on the text, Isuggest not correcting anyone in fact checking what
somebody says. The minute that theysay something going to Google, he has
to admit if he doesn't know somethinghimself. Yeah, that was legit on
my list, like stop bickering andshutting everything down the minute it starts.

(51:50):
Don't shut stuff down, but Iwill let slide. It's wrong. It's
people don't understand this. They think, oh, he you know, he's
always right, which is true.But they they think I'm They think I'm
googling every sentence out of every person'smouth. No, okay, what if
you mess something up because someone inthe text says there should be a consequence

(52:13):
or punishment if sea Bass doesn't actnormal, like if you don't do something
there, well, then maybe youdo have to open up your d Here's
what I or sing menaces, stupidChristmas. Here's what I've thought of.
I thought about that, and Ithought, well, give me first off,
I'll get one chance to correct theerror. Maybe it was accidental or
impulsive. But if I don't orcan't correct the error, then I'll give
you an extra Oh I don't know, hour of normal time. Oh,

(52:37):
I see greet everybody with a handshakes. Well, I know, but that's
that's common you know, that's that'scommon manners or whatever. Like well,
for instance, like if we havea guest, and they'll often shake hands
and Raby and myself will try todo they're like a salute or a fist
bump. I just but like peoplein the office, like people on the

(52:59):
show, you would not normal someonehere on the Tech seven two four says
he should open doors for other people, do that. He should have to
say something nice about each person who'son the show like that. I kind
of like made this pitch to doit Thanksgiving week that maybe we could have
a legitimate list of stuff. TheSea Bass was thankful, Well that's actually

(53:20):
since yeah, not like slams.Yeah, we always do like and ask
the Woody show thing. What ifit's like an ask Sea Bass anything.
But he's got to give honest answers. He's got to be like a normal
person. He's got to be like, you know, give a sincere answer
to something that could be on thelist. And I think what Ravey's saying
is the thankful stuff. But thenyou could to combine it with the text
his request what are you thankful forabout Greg? About menace? And you

(53:44):
have to be sincere, right right, not like oh well this one time
I was looking up these two chicks. Yeah, right, and I gave
them time. But just thinking aboutGreg's flabby belly and I looked at my
asss I was thankful. Look likesixty six says compliment Greg all day?

(54:06):
Now, is that too? That'snot normal? Yeah? Yeah, that
wouldn't be normal. But if itcomes up naturally Sea Bass host for the
day. Uh. Someone said,the Sea Bass normal day is like the
SpongeBob episode where squid Word dares SpongeBobto be normal. It's exactly like that.
It is just like, they'll befun, they'll beat SpongeBob and be

(54:28):
a good time, right, bea loser, right, I am planning
to make menace a green bean castlethat day. So oh and tip and
tip and dip so compliments to thechef. I would think normal, Well,
I mean it's worth it. That'swhat a normal person does, is
they don't crap on stuff even,right, this is great. But if

(54:53):
the idea is for him to beauthentic and real and honest, it's not
to be quote normal, which isthat crap? Yeah? Correct? The
problem norms would be like, oh, this is really good. This is
the problem if society is like,don't be a dig Yeah, I am
right. I am honest. Yeah, k, you should be polite,

(55:15):
okay, the whole constantly. Yeah, but if the whole idea was to
be able to ask, you know, things or whatever. He's got to
give an honest answer to you.That could be part of the day.
Yeah. He doesn't have to sayit's good though, but he can say,
oh, thank you Rayley for makingthis. I appreciate that. Appreciate
Normal people are honest, but theymighte lie it. Yeah, for sure.

(55:37):
Have him go through a psychological evaluation. This person is just genuinely curious.
If you have anything that might begoing on there, it's called brains,
look into it. I want wewant to say that on normal day
five six says I just like tocorrect something. Nobody thinks, Oh he's
always right. People don't. Butto finish that, no, I don't.

(56:00):
I'm not sitting here googling everything.But when I hear someone say something,
I'm like, oh that doesn't makesense, then I will google it,
look for reference. Then I'll beproven right. I'm not googling every
single thing. Everyone says, Okay, well that's uh. That's some of
the thoughts for Sea Bass Act.Normal They would you looking forward to this
is on the schedule for what nextTuesday? Tuesday? All right, so

(56:20):
this coming Tuesday, we'll have seabass a sea bass acting normal as a
prize. We won installed douchey,right like, as a prize for you
guys. Me. Yeah, Iwill act normal for one day. Well,
the first prize was cocktail reception.I just play. Yeah, that

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was nice. What's lovely? Andit was you know, Greg tried to
crap on it. It was nice, Yeah, it was. It was
very nice. Well, he didsay he had to walk through many flies
to get to the cocktail party.That's all right, that's not you said.
I told people there was free pizzatoo much? Okay, I'm sorry.
Mind to race though? Is thatI don't remember that? Is that?

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Is that a party? See noneof this, Greg? Is that
a party hosting faux paul? Likeyou're not supposed to offer it? Is
there like a limit to how muchyou're supposed to say eat? No,
of course you're supposed to do thatas a host, But are too much?
Yeah, you point out look atthe variety of beverages I got.

(57:30):
Look at all the pizza that Irealized. You give a gift to somebody.
I see I'm saying, how great. I realized why Greg picked up
on that and why he's totally wrongabout that is I had waves of people
coming and Greg was the Greg andRady were the first wave. So he
heard it a bunch of times,but he but stupidly didn't understand that I
was telling it to each here becauseI'm a blithering idiot. None of this

(57:54):
exactly, You're just stupid. I'mjust dumb. Boys more what he shows
next time? Right back a Woodyshow some Raby luck in the news.

(58:14):
Sixty seven year old guy in Michiganrecently hit a lottery jackpot he didn't even
know that he had entered into becauseapparently Michigan's lottery site has online games that
you can play to earn entries intotheir second chance jackpot give. So the
guy just like to play the gameskind of and reminded me of Greg.

(58:36):
And what's that game that you play? You play like some spots him jack
Party every day. He just pressbuttons. But yeah, you don't actually
win anything. You win zero thatall I don't get kept. So that's
kind of like this guy. Hejust liked the games. He had no
idea that he could actually win somethingfrom playing them. So he got this

(58:57):
email one day saying that he hadwon four hundred and sixteen thousand dollars,
and so naturally he thought it wasa scam, of course, But when
he called the Michigan because they're like, oh, it's the Michigan Lottery,
blah blah blah, you won thismoney. So he's like, okay,
alright, cool and I'm calling you. So he looked up the number for
the Michigan Lottery called them and they'relike, yeah, dude, legit,

(59:20):
you won four hundred and sixteen thousanddollars. Ooh, yeah, that's pretty
cool. That is beyond cool,dude. There was this one time there
was this one station man I reallywanted to work for, and the station
I was already working at. Thisis like my dream station right right,
big Market, really uh, reallycool station. I really wanted to work
there, and the station I wascurrently at was trying to get me to

(59:43):
sign a contract, but we couldn'tcome to terms on different things. I'm
like, look, guys, Isaid, I'm not going anywhere, you
know, I'm just gonna you know, I'm gonna stick it out here.
And I just don't feel comfortable signinga contract or you know this whatever.
So the only the only phone callthat I would take. I'm not looking
for and not sending out demos whoever. The if I get a call from
that station, then I'm out.That's different. But other than that,

(01:00:06):
I'm not going anywhere. Two weekslater, phone rings. It's the program
director of that station. He goes, is this Woody? Hey, Man,
it's you know, his name wasSteve. Hey, it's Steve Kingston.
I go, get the f outof here, Okay, Steve.
I thought someone was message because Ijust sent down it. Two weeks O.
There, I go, all right, hang on, man, I
said, I'm gonna hang up.I'm gonna call you back at that station.
I said, uh, yeah,we'll see. I thought someone was

(01:00:29):
dicking with me. I hung upon the guy. I called the station,
the actual station. I said,yeah, Steve Kingston place, Woody.
I go, and then and thenI ended up leaving that station and
going to work. Yeah. Likeit was so weird because I hadn't sent
him anything. He was just coldcalling me. And it was it was

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like my dream station at the time, my goal station, you know,
like someday I want to work atthat station, right, and I just
the timing of it. So,hey, man, someone says you going
four hundred, especially now with allthe scams that you hear about. All
right, so him like just callingthe place reminded me of that, right,
that program director story. Well,recently I got that jury duty summons

(01:01:10):
and they called me to leave avoicemail signing, right, don't have to
come in. I didn't even believethat, right, Yeah, So I
called them back just to make sure. Yeah, and it was legit because
I could totally see me getting introuble for not going to jury duty.
Dude. I mean, so thenumber of scams through the roof on endless,
every level, scamming for everything,emails, texting, nobody knows what

(01:01:34):
to believe, what's real, what'sfake, what's a scam, what's legit?
Sorry to tell man when it comeswith these scammers, Like what's the
angle? Are you getting money toretire? Money? No? Like I
hit it, get that, No, but I am not getting I'm not
getting. I understand you get money, but the angle, like I always
hear, like, you have agood five years and then you usually get

(01:01:57):
pops or something. Well, alot of time but if there's all these
India call centers, it's just likea day job for them, and there's
you know, a whole office fullof people. You've seen the videos.
Yeah, yeah, it's just likeit's it's you know, it's the day
job. It's you know, I'llget paid ten bucks an hour whenever,
or maybe they're like, all right, so I'm gonna do it for X
number of months or years, seewhat I can get in that time.
Hopefully don't get caught, and atthat point I'm out. But I would
assume it's kind of like gambling.The rush, the rush you're chasing,

(01:02:21):
you know, and then that's whenyou end up getting busted up. But
I wonder how many people have scammedcollected however much they were, you know,
thinking like all right, and thenlegitimately walked away and that and then
that was it because probably done,Greg And I always say that was you
know when we watch the movie Blowor yeah, I mean you run out
of America physical room for your money, not room in the walls anymore,

(01:02:44):
right, retire, that's it.Yeah, you're done. It's addicting,
I guess, right, And you'rejust like winning at a casino it's what
gets people in trouble. Very true. Woody, hoody, hoody, what
show? We are into another newhour intensativity, trending for a politically correct
world. Thanks for being here.I'm Whatody, that's Ravy, there's great

(01:03:06):
Goran, Good morning, Menace missing. He's really bad lately, diarr he's
running something else. What are youdoing? Man? Just the second time
I look over there and you're uhand you're not there? Yeah, all
right, menis seas Sammy, Caroline, Morgan's here, Vaughan's here. Phones
are open eight seven seven forty four. You can hit us up with the

(01:03:28):
text over to two two nine eightyseven. So I have I've had a
job to the list of jobs thatI would never want, okay, and
that would be a therapist, therapistor shrink. I'm watching Shrinking on Apple
TV Plus with What's his Name?From How I Met Your Mother in Harrison
Ford Jason Jason Seagull. Yeah,yeah, never remember that guy Jason Siegel

(01:03:52):
in Harrison Ford. It's good.I like it. I do too,
are on it. I thought itgot better as it went along, like
I didn't at first. I thoughtthis is okay. I like the first
episode I thought the writing, thepacing of it is really good. I
just don't like Jason seagull. Iwish they had somebody else in the lake.
He doesn't bother me. I don'thave a problem with him. But

(01:04:12):
yeah, I thought the show waspretty good. But like there's a and
this is not going to ruin anything. The guy Jason Seagulls a therapist,
and the guy who's like one ofthe main dudes at the at the therapy
it's a you know, like alike a law firm, it's like a
firm, a clinic. Yeah,there's multiple therapists or whatever, all working
in this office space in Harrison Ford. Is one of them. But he's
the the guy's been there a longtime whatever, kind of the fatherly figure

(01:04:33):
of of like the work like thework dead meant. Yeah. So,
and Jason Seagulls going through some stuff. His wife died, you know,
so he's trying to get his life. His life's a mess, his daughter
kind of hates him, and thisis just a lot going on there.
But anyway, in the beginning ofthe show, they're showing like, you
know, these people are coming inLike so, I had a problem again

(01:04:54):
with bla blah blahlah blah. I'mthinking, oh, can you imagine listening
to that, listening to people's stupid, petty problems. I understand, like
the you would want something more ofsubstance. You would want something like really
good and you know, something youcould dig into, something something juicy,
not like like high school, likea bicker fight between you know, a

(01:05:15):
couple of people. But you gottaimagine that's a lot of what these people
go in there with this nonsense stuff, which is I guess nonsense to them,
not to them. But when you'resitting there going, oh, good
lord, and then there's another sessionthat comes in, it's another one of
these things. You got to hearthese people out all day. That's gotta
suck. It's a tough job.That's gotta suck. And then and then
you're dealing with people who have likelegit trauma it would abuse or you know

(01:05:39):
whatever that they've that they've endured,and so you're hearing about all that.
That's gotta suck. But yeah,the show is good shrinking, but that's
on the list of jobs I wouldnever want added to, like mover.
Yeah, think that I have ahard time with therapy is not that I'm

(01:06:01):
currently going, but kind of likeI said about psychics, even if everything
they said was true, like ohI think you had a mother named Linda,
Oh my god, I did.Like, okay, cool, I
already knew that. With therapy,I think a lot of times they go
backwards. Let's see why you feelthis way. Yeah, okay, great,
let's say they figure that out.Oh that's because in fourth grade Ravey
pulled your hair? Okay, cool? What do I do with that?

(01:06:24):
Now? You know what I mean? The end of working backwards, Let's
work now and forwards. Well,the idea is that would be the bandid
in the situation, as opposed totreating the root of the issue. Right,
And is it posing? You know, it's band aids sweeping under the
rug. Yeah, you know,like coping things are one thing, but
like understanding where it comes from isa completely different thing. I have actually
kind of fallen out of love witha therapy thing. Really. Yeah.

(01:06:47):
I think there's a lot of peoplejust not honest with themselves. To be
completely honest, it's just like,why do I act this way? Well,
you act this way because I don'tknow, you're a dick and you're
a dick because you're angry about something. That's kind of what this whole show,
like this, this shrinking show.Jason Siegel, like all of a
sudden, he has like this kindof realization if he's just honest with these

(01:07:08):
people, he's like leave your husbandtoday, and if you don't, dropping
you as a patient. And he'sfinding he's having like way more success with
these patients breaking through and whatever.And that's the kind of stuff that I
want. But you know, Imind after myself here more recently, and
I'm still I'm still a supporter anda big proponent of you know, I

(01:07:28):
think everybody could benefit from therapy,not necessarily, yeah, not necessarily like
a shrink or whatever. But like, I mind after myself because I'm thinking,
like people don't care. This istotally a job. Like once you're
not making that appointment anymore, they'renever thinking like, gee, I wonder
how Greg's doing. You know,they're never going to follow up with you,
like you can have been working withthem for a decade. They're never

(01:07:51):
going to follow up with you andgo like how things going, Like you
did some great work together and youhad all these breakthroughs and you're in a
really good place in your life andthen later they don't care, and so
that that's like, well, whyam I wasting my time with people they
don't even care breakthroughs with them thatthey do care. I didn't have it.
I didn't have like this last personthat I had, you know,

(01:08:12):
there was no breakthrough. But likethe one the one chick that I had,
the therapist that I had that Ilike the watch, she ended up
moving. She abandoned you. Yeah, she moved to a different city to
be closer to her daughter who justhad a baby. No, it's great,
but I you know, there's athere is a there's a different and
the other thing. Like I don'tunderstand why people believe And I'm completely open

(01:08:32):
book, honest, uh with mostthings in my life in general. But
when I go to like a therapistor whatever, it is absolutely one thousand
percent. Otherwise, why are yougoing there? So many people go to
the doctor and they lie to thedoctor. Yeah, why you're wasting there?
You are so wasting your time,Like if you're worried about what this

(01:08:56):
person's going to think of you orhow they're going to judge you based on
the something that you did or youthought or you experienced or whatever, and
you're there trying to get help withwhatever the issue is. Why are you
even there? Don't book the appointment? Right, you're way Greg, tell
the story about how you got busted. Yeah, you always think about that
at least a lot of my doctorbecause you know, I have a desperate
need for people to like me.And he said to me, what kind

(01:09:18):
of exercise do you get? Oh, I walked the dog. And do
you take your phone with you whenyou walk the dog? Sure? Do,
And then he said give me yourphone. Like, what does this
have to do with anything? Hepulls up the health app looked at my
steps, like, I don't seeyou walking the dog that much. You
know they can't help you. Yeah, that's hold me now, I'll go

(01:09:41):
in and tell them everything. Yeah. Question for what are you on the
text? What's the website you recommendedto find a therapist? Oh, that's
the other thing. It's a pain. He asked to find somebody psychologytoday dot
com is the website that, bythe way, that was a suggestion from
a listener that was very helpful tome. I found a couple therapists.
One was great, the other onewas eh, it's Okay, nice guy,
just I just you know, itwasn't get anywhere, and then he

(01:10:03):
stood me up on an appointment likethat. I'll let you know if I'm
ever going to reschedule another appointment.I haven't. I don't know. I
feel like therapy just doesn't get anywherefor most people outside of like actual like
I don't like for real trauma,right, Yeah, I thought of like
the actual super serious cases because peoplego for ten fifteen years and they're the

(01:10:25):
same person. Oh, dude,I know famously in the radio, famously
Howard Stern's been going for what twentyfive years, and to me it makes
him worse. Yeah, well itmakes you more like overly psychoanalytic when you
shouldn't be. Dude, that guyhe goes like three times a week.
Yeah, and what did they gethim? Right? Three times a week?
That's way too much. Three timesa week, I'm sure according to
a therapist. It's just yeah,three times a week for how twenty thirty

(01:10:48):
years whatever it's been. Yeah,and that's and that's uh. And that's
the other part. It's just Ithink after a while or like, what
are you talking about? After awhile you're saying I read somewhere, And
I don't know if this is true, that you're that therapy is not supposed
to be a long term thing.You're not supposed to do it all the
time. You're supposed to be therefor whatever kind of thing you need for,

(01:11:11):
you know, however many months ora year or whatever, and then
stop and if you need to goback for something, you go back again.
But that it shouldn't be just likea continuous lifelong thing. Yeah,
I mean again, I see thebenefit of having like a third party unbiased,
although they're probably biased because you're paying, you know, But like,
if you find like somebody really goodthat you jive with, it's good to
have a person that you can justgo in there and you don't work with

(01:11:34):
them, you're not in a relationshipwith them, you know, you have
no outside life for this person,and you can just kind of like unload
on them on different things. Justget a perspective that your friends aren't going
to tell you, or that yourcowork or your boss is certainly not gonna
appreciate or you know, something likesomething along those lines. I could see
where that would be good. Andso maybe you go once a month,

(01:11:55):
right, even if there's not likesomething really pressing. You go like just
once a month as like a youknow that makes sense. That is the
way you go get your oil changedor something. It's just a maintenance thing,
you know, something like that.But yeah, I mean I thought
the I thought the website was reallyhelpful because you could put in just your
your zip code and it'll give youpeople around your area profiles on them contact
email, like you know, youcan look into it, uh psychology today

(01:12:19):
dot com. I mean, Ishould definitely get back in there for sure.
I've been spiraling lately over what it'sjust. I mean, we always
asked you and then you said everything. You like, I'm a physical mess,
I'm a I'm a I'm a mentalmess. And where do you think
that comes from? Oh dude,I got it. Yeah, no,
but got But I should definitely getback into it. But I did.

(01:12:40):
I didn't mind that for myself onthat whole thing. They don't care,
don't care. Yeah, whym notgoing. But you know what I think
part of that was. You know, if I got to go back,
I think it's because the guy stoodme up on that appointment. I'm like,
I'm making this difference on this time. Get out of work at a
certain time so I can make thisappointment and I'm there and then he's not
there. I'm like, they don'tcare. Well, it goes back to
what I'm saying. I think youtruly do know the root of it.

(01:13:02):
I know part parts here and there, but yeah, not a complete like
because you know, Greg even saidin his his ten to twelve minute Variety
Hour thing. Yeah yeah, likeI'm just yeah, but I mean,
you know, there are times,yes, there are times, and it
does on paper, doesn't make anysense. Like my my, my life
is great. I got I gotthe job I've always wanted. You know,

(01:13:24):
I got a great family, greatcoworkers. Yeah, you know,
I do work. I genuinely loveall of you, I really do,
and I love this job and everythingelse, like everything should be great.
But for whatever reason, man,and I think it's just all me.
It's it's nothing to do with youguys. There's nothing to do with anything
else. It's just it's just allme. And it has nothing to do

(01:13:45):
with money. It has nothing todo with anything else. So like all
that other stuff could be so greatand nothing to do with it, but
a man, I wish I couldfigure that out so that I can't At
the end of a therapy session,does she give you something like, okay
for the rest of today. Sometimeswork on this, yeah, this,
and report back to me with thissometimes such as like say hello to your
wife or yeah. When you notice, hey, when you start to notice
that you're you're starting to spiral alittle bit, what were you doing?

(01:14:10):
You know? It's kind of likeif you like how you try to figure
out like a food allergy, whatwas your last what was your last meal?
You know, what did you eatin the last twenty four I was
keep a food log. They'll they'llsay, like, you know, write
down or keep a note of likewhat you were doing or whatever. I
just noticed that I started, like, dude, I was housing eminem's nice
right, housing them to the pointwhere I felt like God. And it

(01:14:30):
wasn't a ton, but just alittle bit of eminems will make me start
feeling sick. But I didn't evenrealize that I was eating them. And
it's because I was like obsessing aboutsomething with work, and I was it
was something that it was like upsettingme right that I put on myself,
and before I knew it, Iwas eating these stupid eminems dumb. It's
so dumb, and then I getmad at myself, you idiot, blah
blah blah blah blah. Yeah,and then that's a shame spiral. Yeah.
And then that's where you know,I come off as maybe grumpy or

(01:14:53):
whatever. It has nothing to dowith anybody else or anything else. It's
just projected ready to kill myself.Oh you know, not not literally,
but you know, it's like,God, what I keep doing that.
I have a Twitter account that Ilook at like once every couple of weeks,
and when I am looking at it, I realized this is putting me
in a terrible mood. I thinkmaybe you should take I don't know,

(01:15:15):
take a three hour break Twitter duringthe day. You know. Oh,
I'm not on you believe it ornot. I really am not on Twitter
or on my phone all that much. I'm really not. Someone says,
just beat off, broka, giveme your phone, give me your phone.
That's good, you can your screentime. Let's get one of those

(01:15:36):
pinches. Yeah, no problem apouch. Yeah, and it'll yeah,
it'll show you, like you knowwhat. Most of my stuff is like
the Heart radio app to be honestwith you, Okay, Yeah, I
will maybe that's you, and thenmaybe that's the root. Yeah yeah,
uh, I'll grab that and everything. Okay, so check it out.

(01:15:58):
This is from the That's what Ravey'sbeen saying. She's got something to share
with us. She brought audio kIPSand everything. Yes, yeah, I
just want to tell you what's comingup next. I'll do this, but
let me let me tell you what'scoming up next to me. Take the
break and get the Raveys thing here. Mm hmm. That's what Ravey's been
saying. Yep, anything you wantto tell us. Before the h I've
been saying that somebody sucks at sportsannouncing, and now everybody has come to
my side. Everybody's come to yourson or you're trying to make a case

(01:16:21):
for receipt receipts. Okay, allright, boom, all right, that's
next year The Woodies Show, hangout with the Woody shown week. We'll
be right burn The Woody Show isthat three hours, it's back and a

(01:16:42):
lot of that. I would sayan hour plus that every day is right
before I'm looking for stories for theshow. The next day before I send
a bunch of supper bars and outrage. I guess. Yeah, it's going
for a bunch of news done onehour and forty seven minutes, hour and
forty seven hour and forty five isplaying those slots? I looked up.
We're looking up this screen time forhow much timer's been on our phone in
four hours, stuff like that.Yeah, I'm at three hours, four

(01:17:04):
hours. Yeah, damn girl,WHOA I would have guessed that I'm like
following sports all day, all night. Yeah. Yeah, I'm at three
hours and fifty four minutes. Youshould be proud. Wow, you should
be like six Yeah, that's crazy, but I turned off all the notifications.
Yeah, I'm at two and ahalf hours and a half hours.
Yeah. All right. So Raveysaid she's gonna make a case for why

(01:17:27):
this is the worst sports announcers.She hates this guy. That's what Ravey's
been saying. I've ever been afan of l michaels Over. I've always
been a hater. My favorite announcersright now Joe Buck and Troy Aikman.
Joe Buck, they do a greatjob on Monday Night. I think he
gets more hate than he deserves.But I wouldn't put him up there with
a faite Tony romo. I likethat team is annoying. I'd like Chris

(01:17:51):
Vowler and Kirk Herbstreet calling college games, but I hate Kirk Herb Street with
al Michaels because Kirk herbs Street istoo like Wnchal, like you've got to
get in there and help him becausehe's got dementia or something like al Michaels.
He is losing it completely and he'sgetting paid fifteen million dollars to suck.

(01:18:13):
Dude, al Michaels, there's somethingcomforting about him calling a game.
That's you like to fall asleep duringfootball games? What's happening? He was
accused last year of being completely disinterested, and he clapped back saying the games
weren't that interesting. I'll give himthat. And they made some changes so
not every team now has to beon a primetime game, but you know,

(01:18:38):
you're still throwing your chips in theair. The Jets have a ton
of primetime games. Aaron Ers isgoing to be the quarterback, right,
but this really the fire. AlMichaels really gained traction with his call of
the game winning field goal of theJaguars epic playoff comeback against the Chargers.
Now, the Chargers were so offsides on this play that you could see

(01:19:00):
it from space. Okay, sowhen the kick was good, it's obvious
that the Jaguars won because that's howoffside the Chargers were. Right. So
here's the al Michaels call of anepic playoff comeback for the winner. Got
it, but there's a flag down. There's a flag down as everybody's running

(01:19:20):
out onto the field, but there'sa penalty market and they call it on
the defense. Okay, this isa game winning kick of an epic comeback,
and all he refers to is theflag. Just for reference, here's

(01:19:40):
the Jags call. And see ifyou hear them talking about the flag that
you can see from space. Isthis a fair comparison because you're taking I'm
just saying this is kicking. Anational broadcast. Also have the Chargers call
alight, Patterson's kick is up thefield? Though? Is good? Good?
Good? The jagg jack see Iexpect that from the local call.

(01:20:04):
She said she had the Chargers here. The Chargers call, kick is up,
kick is good. The Chargers areout of the playoffs. Pandemonium at
t i AA Banks Stadium. Thisis going to be a long flight home.

(01:20:26):
It's a clever. It's that's howyou should call games. You're painting
the picture, al Michaels, you'retalking. Okay, there's two there's two
two things. Two things. Iknow. I'm like defending al Michael's here.
Okay, that's the TV call,radio calls. Yes, you're supposed
to paint more of a picture.There is a picture when it's like a
lot of times that I've heard thesports announcers, not al Michaels in particular,

(01:20:49):
they say, especially these TV broadcasts, And Joe Buckett said this like
he likes the moment to carry itself, like when you watch something, they
don't need to be talking completely allover it. Let the moment play out,
all right, or just keep sayingthat there's a flag on the field.

(01:21:09):
Okay, let's let's press on,all right. This is a clip
from this year's Jag Saints game.It is a Christian Kirk touchdown. It
is a touchdown on the field.It's obviously a touchdown, but this is
the way al Michaels chooses to callit. That's caught on the run,
Christian Kirk inside the twenty. Hegoes and Christian Kirk takes the ball all

(01:21:32):
the way to about the yard line. They're gonna spot it as he thinks
he scored the touchdown, and theygotta call it a touchdown. Now,
yeah, because there's a touchdown.He didn't go close to going out of
bounds. What are you watching?He's riddled with dimensions, all right?

(01:21:57):
If anything, I think that callmade it slightly more interesting. Well,
because you're hearing a guy with dementia. Okay, I love it. This
is the Buccaneers Bills game. There'sa hell Mary at the end of the
game. And if you see thisplay, it is within a pube of
Chris Godwin catching it. If he'dbeen looking in the right place, he
would have caught it. It wasso freaking close to being a successful ham

(01:22:21):
mary. Would you know it?Based on the call? Mayfields all around,
thrown as far as you can throwit, jump ball, covin,
crazy stuff side okay, crazy skull. All right, maybe that was the
best example that you've brought. Allright, But you're also watching it so

(01:22:43):
you see that. I mean,but what like, what do you need
like, Oh my god, Oh, look at how closed this game to
being successful. Look at Godwin.If Godwin had been looking just a little
bit to the left. He wouldhave got it, have some emotion,
a little bit of something, allright, Texagan said, you're reaching dog
well on that last one was themost like. It's hard when you're when

(01:23:03):
you're going up against a legend likethat and you're saying that that's what I've
been saying. He sucks, right, you know to some of that people
think of as legendary. We're talkingabout how comforting, you know? His
Yes. I remember going to bedas a kid and leaving my door open
when Monday Night football was on becausemy dad was watching it. I would
hear out Michaels and I would think, this is so awesome. What's the

(01:23:26):
one? All right? I've gottwo more. These are both from the
Steelers Titans game. In this firstclip, Titans quarterback Will Levis is nearly
crushed to death by the Steelers defense, manages to get the ball to Derrick
Henry, who then runs for thirtyyards. It is an amazing play,
but here's the horrible call. LookOut gets it away and it's caught.

(01:23:49):
Derrick Henry and Derek Henry Smith camein that time. Dereck Henry rumbling down
the field for like thirty plus yards. Uh, it's called as just like
a normal place, Derek. Okay, that example was also pretty good.

(01:24:10):
This is what I call the mostegregious example out of everything we've heard.
Well, I think the JAG's callis worse because of the magnitude of the
moment, But from this, thisblows my mind. Steelers defender TJ Watt
has his helmet ripped off. Hishelmet is off, he doesn't stop and

(01:24:30):
still sacks to quarterback quarterback down hishelmet off. Okay, pretty intense.
I've never seen that very rare.Jack got this call, Love, that's
well, what else is doing?Another flag down? He goes what knocks
him down? He got a penaltyagain? TJ. His brother's in attendance

(01:24:51):
tonight, JJ looking on no mentionof the all of his helmet being ripped
off. The flag was for illegalhands the face. I believe on that
one because that's helmet. The helmetwas because the yeah, the helmet came
off. But he's still said,did we hear that one one more time?

(01:25:12):
Ye? Sorry? Love? Well, what else is new? Another
flag? And he goes, whatknock him down? And he got a
penalty again, DJ, his brothersin attendant tonight Jay J looking on.
Okay, that's the best example,because then he said what else is new?
I would say, you want toknow what's new? The guy's helmet

(01:25:35):
came off and he still tackled theguy Herb Street. Where are you there
at least to enter Holy crap?His helmets off? That's a good example.
But I still suck. Well,you haven't swayed me. Well,
Michael's love that Michael's He's gonna doit again next year. His contract was

(01:25:58):
for three years. I would betthere's no chance in how Amazon brings them
back. Oh they will, forsure. I'll take that bet right now.
I'll put a Hondie on it.Oh, he's a menace tactic.
It's al Michael, it's al Michaels. They're not going to do They're gonna
let him like. So, doyou agree with Ravae al Michael sucks?
Yes or no? And about hisoverall career I am talking about right now.

(01:26:21):
I've never been a fan, butI respected him to a point now
I don't even respect So do youthink that do you think that Raby's right
that al Michael sucks? On ThursdayNight Football on Amazon Text? Yes or
no? Over to two to nineeighty seven. That's yes or no over
to two two nine eight seven.When we returned, find out which member

(01:26:42):
of the show has the slowest metabolism. Spoiler alert, it's all of them.
The show will be right back theshow. Going through some of the
feedback on the text from Raby's argumentabout she says, al Michael sucks now.
Oh she's never really benefit you neverknow, but I mean he does

(01:27:05):
have like people are citing do youBelieve in? Miracles call, which is
an excellent example. It's from nineteeneighty number one, and because a lot
of people are like, you don'tneed him to be excited, you're watching
it. I was watching the Miracleon ice, and yet there was extreme
excitement right in the do you BelieveIn? They liked it then, but

(01:27:28):
they don't like it now. Whenit fits their argument, ra it's weird.
It says he doesn't suck. He'sgreat in the same way that you
know, old timey stuff makes youfeel a certain kind of way. All
right, I love Raby, butno, he doesn't suck. Raby,
it's just started becoming miserable, lady, What do you mean starting I say
he sucks now? He had waymore energy before. Raby. You won

(01:27:49):
me over just a little, justa little. The only thing coming out
of this conversation looking lame is Raveyhashtag reaching m. I don't think so
on that one. I mean solike, uh, it definitely seems to
be more more of the nose thanthe yes. Would you agree? No,
I think it's fifty to fifty.You're just you're just reading what he's

(01:28:11):
famous cherry picker. Yeah, Iagree with Ravy. He's He's another one
of the examples of old men whothey don't know when to say when,
and no one near them knows whento tell them. Hey man, right,
I think that is a good one. I think when guys like al
Michaels get to an age seventy ninewhere they can't process information as quickly,
then they should go to the backuprule. Like he shouldn't be the lead

(01:28:32):
voice. He could still be around. Yeah, you can chime in.
You know who does the good jobwith this is sixty minutes they have everyone
there is a thousand years old,right, but it's all pre taped.
So if they're old and slow,I say yea, I will say that
I still love el Michaels. Ithink he's great, But the audio that

(01:28:53):
you brought to the table, itdid paint a pretty spleek picture. Well,
you want to talk about cherry picking. The guy calls game every week
they go for three hours. Well, I mean I get it off a
podcast who's dedicated to not just outMichael's but it's called awful Announcing. I've
seen that. Yeah, it's theHelmet one was the best. Yeah,

(01:29:14):
we're gonna take a break. Wegot some more Woody showed next, hang
on, Yeah, this is theWoody Show. The universe has a way
of leading you to where you're supposedto be. You're supposed to be there
the Woody Show. All right,welcome back everybody. It is a Wednesday

(01:29:39):
morning. We've got nerd Now comingup here in just a few minutes later
in the world of Nerds, Brady'sNerd Now. Also, uh, it's
a WOODI show. Mail call mighthave a solution for not a solution,
but some some clarity for Greg Okay, something that he brought up here recently,
and we'll get to that here injust a couple of moments. I'm
intrigued. Is November fifteenth, Todayis Botox day. Wow, rip,

(01:30:05):
I love it. Yeah. When'sthe last time you got an injection?
Probably been almost a year. Ican tell you too long. I know,
I can tell it's really worn off. Look yeah, garbage face like
line face. Thank you? Agreed? Today is National clean out your Refrigerator
Day. Oh I should do that. It's National bunt Day like bunt cake.

(01:30:29):
Oh heck yeah. On the foodtip, also National Raisin Brand cereal
Day too. Stoops. I loveraisin brand. Yeah, raisin Brand's although
my son has gotten into a habitof going in and just digging out all
the raisins. What yeah, soI've just left with brand he doesn't want.
Don't you buy sugary raisins? Now? Well, we talked about that.

(01:30:50):
Yeah, I said that would belike a billion dollar idea. Wait,
what's the situation. Does he likejust eeing the raisins by themselves?
No, he puts some extra raisinsin the bully pour R's a lot of
effort. So then the ratio isoff for anybody. The ratio is off.
Oh dude, I love getting raisingran super soggy like a mush Let

(01:31:11):
it sit. Oh yeah, I'llpour it out and then I'll just let
it sit for a while. Soit's just I don't want it that much.
Oh so mushy. I don't likeit where it's like cutting up the
roof of your mouth or whatever,but also like not where it's complete,
just mush Yeah, that's MENACE's version. And dude, I usually eat probably
two and a half bowls. Ilove it so much. I have bawls,
not bat Yeah. Patience, Imean it's like it's a bucket size,

(01:31:35):
but it's like a probably six statedough Boy swimming pool and you have
you have the patience to wait forit to get to mush for I do
because I love it so much.I love it so much. Speaking of
food, this is a joke,but Minnesota's next state flag says the headline
might feature a casse role because theyask people to submit their ideas. They

(01:32:00):
got about twenty one hundred new flagdesign ideas to the State Emblems Redesign Commission,
and they debuted them all on lineto see what the people like.
And you know a lot of themhad stars and trees and fish and stuff
like that. Water was also acommon element. A lot of kids submitted
stuff, and one in particular featuresa casse role. And so the commission

(01:32:21):
is going to narrow the concepts downto a five finalists and then move toward
a single design in December. Buthere's here's the one that got pitched.
A Minnesota flag with the with thecast role, which I know, you
know SeaBASS calls trashy trashy food.Why are they getting a new flag?
Does they say, I don't know? Whatever is to update the flag?

(01:32:43):
Yeah? For marketing purposes, yes, because because it makes me I'm going
to make my vacation choices. Well, it's like how sports teams do.
They always put out those new jerseysso people have to buy the new one.
Everybody already had the existing flag theircity color. Yeah, they had
all the existing T shirts and everythingwith the Minnesota flag on it. So
I'm sure they just want to dosomething something different. Big flag, that
is big flag. Yeah. Ohso I saw this recipe that I thought

(01:33:06):
Greg would like. It was onInstagram and it's for like this cheesy chicken.
But it's you use the the crockpotfor this, all right, So
the only thing you have to dooutside the crockpot is boil a box of
like pasta, like like quiggly pasta, and so it's called the crockpot creamy

(01:33:30):
chicken pasta. So you just geta pound of chicken breast and then you
salt and pepper each one, butjust throw it into the crockpot. And
then you get a twenty four ouncejar of Marinera sauce and a fifteen ounce
jar of Alfredo sauce. Yeah,which I thought. So you put that
one cup of shredded mozzarella cheese,right, and a table spit of mince,
garlic, some pepper flakes Italian seasoning. You throw it all in there

(01:33:53):
and you you cover it on lowfor four to six hours. Then you
take the chicken out. You cubethat up and it looks like when it
comes out of there after being inthere with that, with all that stuff,
the cheese, and it looks likea like a chicken palm. It's
really good. So you cut allthat up and then you stir in the
the one pound box of the pasta, and dude, it looks so good,

(01:34:14):
really good. Look at that.Oh doesn't that look awesome? It
does? Yeah, But that's mykind of meal. You know what they
use. They use the raos jarredalfredo sauce, and I'm thinking for you
because you like that alfredo and youdon't want to make it at home.
But that rail's got to be prettygood too, because their sauces are good.
Great. Yeah, I saw that. I saw that one. I'm

(01:34:38):
saving recipes. I got to yourboard. No, I do save them
though on the h on the Instagram. Yeah, I'll click. Say.
The other one I saw was youget some some Brussels sprouts and you cook
them about halfway so they get alittle bit of they get a little soft,
and you cut them in half lengthwiseand you put them onto a like
a cookie tray and you smash themdown to the come like a little more

(01:35:00):
flat. Yeah, And then onanother cookie tray, you sprinkle some parmesan
cheese and you put that on topof it, and then you bake them
until the parmesan cheese becomes crispy andcrusts up, and they're like little Brussels
sprout parmesan chips. They look sofriggin good. I'll show you a picture
of those. But yeah, wellyeah, look at those crisps, Greg,

(01:35:24):
look at that good like the cheeseis all. Yeah, save the
recipe. Don't look at me.Yeah, well it's got a vegetable Raby's
not gonna eat it still went onthat dip braby. That's right, you're
supposed to bring in I will.Yeah. Anyway, uh eight for the

(01:35:51):
after hours voice smeles here you go. Greg, you were talking about that
permanent pimple. Oh yeah, it'slike some weird bumpy idy type thing that
is that is on your nose.And this person thinks she knows what's going
on. Hey, witty show.I was listening to the podcast heard about
Greg's permanent pimple on his nose.It might be something called I think it's

(01:36:13):
pronounced familia. You can probably goto a dermatologist or not position to remove
it, but it looks like apermanent white head growth. Anyways, love
you guys. Bye byead at BumpAnd we found out dermatologist is only for
women, right, that's what allow. That's what I thought for the longest

(01:36:35):
time. Nothing like cancer. Yes, it's just for a lady doctor.
Oh yeah, yeah. See thatwas the other one, Greg, somebody
hit us up. Let me uh, let me go. I think I
saw that text, yeah, becausethat's my mom had that what's it called
again? Do you remember the nameof it's a it's a old that Basil

(01:36:58):
sell. Yeah, Basil Carcon.That's definitely something that is definitely something that
you should that you should look into. I will. I got to get
a dermatologist. Yea and Skinde Yeahsimilar. Yeah, here it is uh
eight o six, Greg Gory,go get that nose that checked out by

(01:37:19):
dermatologists. I had a similar thingand it was basil cell carcinoma. And
I'm way younger than you are.That's what saying pastimes. I've gone to
dermatologists, they say, I asked, should I be concerned about this?
Keep an eye on it. Ijust keep an eye on it. Yeah,

(01:37:39):
keep an eye on it. Yeah. But they'll dig those out right,
you know. Cool, then I'llhave a big hole in my nose.
Yeah, well, I mean youknow fell it villain. Yeah,
Greg, would you be willing tohold on to something cancerous like that just
so you wouldn't have a hole inmy nose, the scar, the hole
in your face, death or haveada. I'll take the dent. I

(01:38:00):
don't know. I mean that wasgonna be a toss up for me.
I'm not sure Greg's all about astudy? Greg would be suicidal. Greg
wants to live to one hundred,so I think you'll get his nose cancer
cutout daily band aid Michael Jackson joinedand then never leave my house like a
clip one. But you'll live toone hundred. Yeah you know, but
just have a fake note, justhave a nose dent. Yeah, you'll
be fine. Why am I laughingsolitary but awful by himself for the rest

(01:38:26):
of us. If this is whatscience can be able to grow your new
nose, hit us up with anemail email at the Woodeshow dot com after
ivers voicemail on the time after tenam eight seven seven forty four show.
This is nerding out with ravy.Greg worries about potential cancer. Yeah,
let's check in, or what ahole in his face might look like one

(01:38:48):
that's not already there. Let's checkand see what Ravey's got for us in
the world of nerds. So Davidzaslof My Enemy hb I C of Warner
Brothers was prepared to Batgirl the completedmovie Coyote Versus Acme Now. This is
a hybrid live action animated movie cowritten by James Gunn in which John Cena

(01:39:12):
and Will Forte are duking it outover a lawsuit filed by Coyote against ACME
because none of their crap has everworked for him to get road Runner right
well, Zasdog declared they were scrappingit for a tax write off like they
did with Backgirl, a completed picture. Oh weird. Now here's the thing,

(01:39:33):
because there are way more powerful peopleinvolved with Coyote Versus ACME. They
all went to social media and zazzhas reversed course. Director David Green is
going to be allowed to shop themovie to other potential distributors for theatrical or
a streaming release. So Warners isstill not going to release it, but

(01:39:53):
they're not going to see block thedirector from trying to find somebody else to
do it. That's what they werecalling on that to do for Batgirl,
like give it to somebody else,Yeah, sell it, let somebody else
release it. But they wouldn't dothat. But this time around, Coyote
Versus ACME is going to be shocked. I mean, I think it's a
clever you know, TV Roku soundslike a clever premise for a movie.

(01:40:19):
So we'll see who picks it up. Now. During football over the weekend,
the games on Fox. They werepimping We Are Family, which is
this game show in which contestants aresupposed to guess what famous person this other
person's relating to. Right for alittle while. Okay, well, it's
hosted by Anthony Anderson and his motherDoris Bowman. They're taken over for Jamie

(01:40:44):
Fox and his daughter Krine Fox.Okay, so have they done like Jamie
Fox versions in the past. Oh, I know this has been a premise
for a show for a couple ofyears time, because Jamie's continuing to recover
from his medical emergency that he washospitalized for earlier this year. So now
it's going to be Anthony Anderson hosting. I think that is a clever premise
too, But we'll see if theycan pull it off, because these primetime

(01:41:08):
game shows are so hit or missthese days, and mostly miss true or
maybe this is a different version.I don't know, because it was kind
of like a reality show. Okay, the ones that I watch. This
is a game show going to beon Fox premieres on January third. Jamie
Fox is still an executive producer.Jamie and his daughter were replaced by Nick

(01:41:29):
Cannon and Kelly Osbourne for the summerrun of Beach Zam because he wasn't able
to do that game show either.I'm Rabian. For more nerd stuff,
check out the Nerd and Op podcastat the Woody Show dot com. Nerd
all right, thank you very much, Rabels, you got a dog.
We got some more Woody show comingup for you. Next, Hang on
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(01:41:56):
I don't care about your feelings,all right, Well that's gonna do
it for Wednesday, everybody. TheWednesday Podcast waiting for you if you go
to the woodieshow dot com. Wediscussed some ideas for the Sea Bass Acting
Normal Day, which is coming upnext Tuesday before the Thanksgiving holiday. Account

(01:42:18):
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This, this is something to witness. If look, if you're just
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(01:42:39):
after hours voicemail eight seven seven fourWoodie also the redneck news story of the
Year. Playoffs continued the trending newsheadlines raves nerdount that more on the Wednesday
podcast. Coming up for You tomorrow, Agent Sebastian in the parking lots,
trying to get people do the rightthing and return those cards for some Woody
Show cart and Arc. How wouldyou rate this next episode of Carton Arks,

(01:43:02):
Well, I'll give you this.It involves projectiles. Projectile explosive.
Yeah, explosive. Sounds pretty explosive, that sure does. Yeah, So
Cardon Arks tomorrow and more pre Fridayat Thursday morning, you're on the Woody
Show. Yeah, Braby man aSea Bass, Sam anything you like to
add, you know, Greg Goryparting words of wisdom please. Yeah,

(01:43:24):
life is pretty boring when you don'thave any packages on the way. I'm
a new Amazon addict. We don'tknow what that's like at our house.
Likewise, gets stays to getting delivered. I can't remember the last time we
didn't have Honestly, I don't knowif I can remember the last time we
didn't get at least one thing.Wow. Really Yeah, So basically daily

(01:43:45):
it's yeah, it's always something andIt's not always something like you know,
big, it could be something reallystupid and cheap and almost like his wife
loves wasting money. No. Andyou know what's interesting about that is like
she's very rarely getting anything that's quotefor herself. It's usually something that either
we need or that we're using kidsprojects. Always something, I mean,
if stuff for other people. CanI give her a list? Yeah?

(01:44:06):
Sure, you know medics always gota list. All right. Thank you
very much, Greg Gory, Thanksso much for giving the WOI Show some
of your valuable time this morning.You know, we love it, appreciate
you for that. The rest ofyou guys could suck it. We will
catch you back here on Thursday.Have a great day, s MD double
M. I quit this bitch,