The Woody Show November 16th 2023 Podcast

Redneck News, Cart Narcs, News Headlines & More!

Episode Transcript

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Is it due to the graphic natureof this program listener discretion? Is it
lies? The Woody Shows? TheWoody Show Insensitivity Training class is now in

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session. Good morning, everybody morningand raby poof it's Thursday in there.
We're making it holy. But Charliejust well yesterday you seem to go by
pretty quick now or the start ofthe yesterday's show talking about Esday for sure,

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for sure, she's just so focusedon just having a few days off
really again next week. By theway, a couple of questions on the
text about our holiday schedule for Thanksgivingnext week. We are working Monday and
Tuesday, brand new shows Monday andTuesday, and then we're off Wednesday,
Thursday, Friday. But there willbe a show on the air as we
obviously if we haven't heard it,it's new to you. But Monday and

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Tuesday, new shows, Wednesday,Thursday, Friday, pre recorded stuff.
But you definitely want to be herefor Sea Bess being normal. Day's Tuesday,
that's Tuesday. That's the biggest dayof the year. Yeah, that's
this coming Tuesday. So we gotthat for anyway, thank you for being
here giving us some of your valuabletime. It is November sixteenth, twenty
twenty three. I'm Whatody. That'sRavy. We got Greag Gord, there's

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Menace. What's up? We gotSea Bass right there, there's Sammy,
there's Bord. We got Caroline.Morgan's here, Vaughan is here. Phones
are open at eight seven seven fortyfour Wooding. That's eight seven seven forty
four. You can also hit it'sup in the text over to two nine
eight seven. A couple things offthe text that I wanted to get to
at the end of the show yesterday. Somebody's wondering minus if you saw that

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they're opening a Toys r US theMall of America. I did is how
much you loved malls? And Mallof America is pretty cool. Yeah.
I don't know. You might havebeen out of town when I brought this
up. But they said that they'retaking over air Land and Sea with all
these new openings of Toys r US. So they're going to be opening Toys
r US in a couple of differentairports. What's air Land and Sea?

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What is that? A couple ofdifferent airports? So there's air Air Oh,
okay, so that's not a company. I thought it was like,
oh, they're moving into a bunchof old like JC Penny locations, like
you know what I mean? Yeah, Okay, I thought it was like
a like Z Gallery. We're talkingabout that recently, right, So airport
and c would be cru shit,got it? Yeah, and then these
locations like this right here. Ithink the first airport, which might be

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already opened is Dallas. Okay.So Toys r Us you know, went
out of business in twenty eighteen.Uh, but now they're opening up at
Mall of America. In fact,that's supposed to be I think maybe this
weekend's an eleven thousand square foot stores. So it's not like one of those
stores like they used to have.Yeah, but you know they're gonna have
nothing toys and video games. Also, there's gonna be an in house cafe

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menace and an ice cream parlors docome true. So this will be the
second standalone Toys r US store toopen After they went out of business.
They did open a flagship location atthe American Dream Mall in North Jersey,
just outside of New York. It'sawesome, but that plays up there outside
of New York, whatever that placeis, that's crazy. There was like

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indoor skiing. Yeah, oh yeah, all kinds of stuff that you can
do. But yeah, toys rus. I was thinking about that because
Target just sent out like their toycatalog, so it's all the stuff.
You know, Hey, have yourkids look through this and mark up you
know what they want. And Iused to love to do in that.
Oh my god, yeah this Yeah, And you knew you weren't getting everything,
so you had to really prioritize whatyou're gonna ask for because you don't

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want to put someff that you kindof wanted, because that would end up
being what you got. You wantto really put the things that just the
things that you really want. Yeah. Uh, here's one of the other
text messages, tell what he Becauseof him, I got inspired to get
on Mongovi from when he talked aboutozempic and I finally got approved LFG.
Let's go ye yeah, oh likeI did get knocked to the next dosage,

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so I'm now on the highest dosageas well. They called it in
I still have one more of theone that I've been on. We'll see
if that works. I've got ahigher work for you. Well, yeah,
because I've got to the point nowwhere it's like there's no more craving
control. I've really stalled out.Yeah, I've gone back the other way.
Not a ton, but enough whereit's annoying. Yeah, you know,

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because you're you're taking this stuff andI know, I gotta eat right
and I gotta do the do theexercise and what that was the time of
year to really buckle down, tye. I know, yeah, absolutely.
And somehow we were talking about DanielTosh. I'm like, he's still around.
Yeah, yeah, I wasn't aware. I hadn't heard his Yeah,
dude, I hadn't heard his namea little while. Yeah, he's always

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at the Mirage in Vegas. Willsoon to be hard rock shout out to
Daniel Tosh's new podcast, says thesix to oh three. Yeah, it's
just called Toss Show. They saidthey listened and they're excited to see where
it goes. That's cool. Iwas just reading about it, so you
haven't heard yet. I haven't heardyet, but our company has partners with
it, so that's what I wasreading about it. Yeah, yeah,

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I'll check that out. Oh herewe go. Guys. Church goers and
a small Mexican town say they witnessedthe statue of the Virgin Mary crying it
true service? Did it right?You might want to check for some tubes
running up the back the statue,a couple of little holes drilled in that

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thing. Make your donations. Iabsolutely love these. I will look at
the videos, I'll watch the stories, but I seldom believe them. But
they are fascinating. The experts saythis happens when moisture gets absorbed by the
poorest statues, right, and thenyou know you'll start getting like a It
just collects, It collects in likea condensation. Like yeah, but only

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in the eyes, sever the fingers, or like anywhere else. Yeah.
Yeah, But the hundreds of peopleso far have flocked to the church to
see the miracle for themselves. IfI was the nearby, i'd go.
You would, yeah, I wouldlook. I hate the ones where it's
like, oh, my toast lookslike Jesus. That's stupid. You'll see

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Jesus like on a fogged glass orsomething, or a cheeto. Oh that
you don't believe. That's silly,that's silly. But the church ones,
like I went down a rabbit holewhere I was watching all the church statue
videos where you kind of see thefinger move or they blank or something.
I'm like, this is crazy.I went one time when we were kids
because we were in the air thatwe went to see on a building or

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something. It might have been achurch with the Virgin Mary that had something
was on it. I didn't seeit. I remember staying there. Everyone
was like, oh, my gosh, can't you see it? Can't you
see him? Like no, Idon't know what we're talking about, and
I don't looking at Wow, Isee nothing. I still find it fascinating
though. Yeah, same here,Greg. I know you're all big on
the TikTok trends, very current onthem. Yeah. Well, people are

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swearing by a toilet paper hack thatinvolves sticking a roll of toilet paper in
the fridge as a replacement for soakingup smells with baking soda. So instead
of using like a box of bakingsoda that you put in the fridge,
it's supposed to you know, keepthe fridge smelling data. He can do
that. Yeah, you put aroll of toilet paper in there. They
say. The only downside is isthat it doesn't, you know, last

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as long as the baking soda does. And obviously they say you can't put
that same role back in the bathroom. I guess it, you know,
kind of get to like grow somewahy did you waste some tpe on that
I don't know? Also like veryunappetizing. You open up the fridge,
you see a rolling I do thebaking sort of thing in the fridge.
I don't know if it does adamn thing, but I do it.
Yeah, I do it as well. But you gotta be on top of

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swapping it out. It's only ghostthirty days. Yeah, Oh, mine's
probably been yell. That's what Idon't forget about it all. I use
it for cocaine. Dude. I'mbig on I'm big on keeping fridge smells
out of there anything, even ifit's a leftover that's in a container or
whatever. Oh I will put eventhat, like gladware or whatever inside a
ziplock bag. Yeah. The sourceof that smell, Yeah, I can't

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take it. Yeah, like itreally it bothers me. You open that,
It makes everything seem gross in there, like and it's just one thing
that's perfectly fine, but it's gotlike some real pungent uh, you know,
whatever the hell it is. Idon't think there's stuff long enough in
my fridge. Also, Greg,remember when the millennials started doing the duck
lips thing for every photo they posted? Yeh, yep, Well gen Z

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has their own. It's the scrunchface okay, and the scrunch face post
is over taken all the different socialmedia platforms as the most popular pose for
gen Z, and if you scrollthrough any gen Z social media apps,
you are sure to see these girlsscrunching their faces as they dance, or
guys squinting on the couch. Myson does a lot of these studio Yeah.

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Yeah, yeah, it's like,you know, every picture is like,
yeah, you just scrunch your faceup, like you just had a
sour lemon or something. Maybe theywant to look like they're going pooh.
Yeah. Uh face is one ofthe first facial expressions you learned as an
infant, so that could play intowhy it's so popular with kids. Yeah,
okay, how about it's just anotherYeah, how about it's just another

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trend? Yeah exactly, yeah,Oh my god, yeah like him,
I got to see this. Yeah. Like meanwhile, Greg's putting botox in
his face to not be scrunched.Yeah, to not have uh, the
opposite up to not have any kindof crinkles or wrinkles in there. Meanwhile,
they're all scrubbed the well, theygot elastic skin. You know,

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they're young, right and dumb,but I know how much again, you
want to be on top of allthe trends. Yeah, well from now
on you'll see. Uh, we'lljust be going now. The question is
will Menace adopt this because he usuallydoes have a lot of wide open mouth.
Yeah, well that he was doingthat for a while, but he
goes like the different phases of whatit was kind of like like you know,

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like like a referee in the inthe football games, like in the
field goal it's good. Yeah,he had like, you know, just
like his two arms up, juststraight up and on either side of them.
He would do that for a while. Then it was the arms folded
thing. Oh no, Then itwas the mouth open thing. Then it
was the arms folded thing. Maybenow it'll be maybe, dude, scrunch
I'm going to scrunch. Scrunch it. Scrunch face, Menace, now,
scrunch face face. It does looklet's see, let's let's try it.

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Boop yeah, boop face. Idon't recommend that men eight seven seven forty
four over the text over to twotwo nine eight seven show another how of
insensitivity trending for a politically correct worldon a pre Friday. It's a Thursday

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morning, November the sixteenth, twentytwenty three. Woody, Bravy, Greg
Bad, there's Sammy, We gotBort, Caroline Morgan Vaughan phones open eight
seven seven forty four. Woodie.That's eight seven seven forty four. Woody.
There are projectiles involved in this newround of what we show cart and
arks coming up for you this hour, just trying to get people to do

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the right thing and put the cartsback. Who are these people that just
leave them in open spaces and rightin the middle of the handicapped walkway,
Who are you their maniacs and animals, so letting them blow all over the
parking lots and one of other people'scars and inconvinced everybody else. Send the
people who even work there on awild goose chase chasing them all around.
That's not right. So agents ofash in the parking lots, enforcing just

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what should just be societal norms,socile norm the moral thing it is societal
norms in certain countries, well,cart and arks coming up for you this
hour here on the Woody Show.I do have the winner from your votes
yesterday for the Redneck News playoff round. This was the fighting bracket. There
was the woman she attacked her neighborwith that electric cattle prod. There was

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the other one, the thunderdome stylewedding brawl and Rhode Island. Six people
got arrested for fighting and kicking copsin the nuts. And then there was
the the woman who handed off herbaby, her little small baby so she
could jump into a huge fight ata grocery store. And ladies and gentlemen,
that was your winner. Oh nice. So also a Mother of the

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Year nominee. So there you go, you got that one. Moving on
to the semifinal round, and nowwe have today's bracket for your Redneck News
playoffs. It's the animal bracket.And so we had one, two,
three, four nominees. The firstone is from Milwaukee, forty six year

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old fellow Larry McAdoo getting complaints fromthe neighbors about the zoo's worth of animals
that he was keeping in his houseand on his property. And when Larry
didn't do squad about any of that. The neighbors called the cops, and
then when they stopped to check itout, they were let's just say,
blown away. Starting with the smellcoming from the place, according to the
report, a strong, overpowering odorof animal feces and urine. Oh yeah,

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and then the sheer number of animalsover one hundred animals taking from the
property. Twenty five dogs, twentythree birds, so chickens, ducks,
you know, parakeets, A turkeywas in there, I'm a caw.
Fourteen rats, eight hamsters, sevenheadchogs, six lizards, six rabbits,
two alligators. They also found chillingin the attic in a sixty gallon tank

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of filthy water. Oh, therewas a raccoon in their menace, three
snapping turtles, four chinchillas, fourcats, right kiss, a whole bunch
of other stuff too. So hetold the optioners that none of them belonged
to him, just animals that hetook in from other people to help him
find new homes. Doing a greatjob. And as far as the filth
goes, he says that was hiskid's fault because they just didn't clean it

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up. Oh. So he washit with multiple charge that's nominee number one,
the animal bracket for the Redneck NewsPlayoff Round nomine number two. From
Clearwater Floor to the cops, theywere up patrolling late one night and they
saw this one on a bicycle onthe street kind of all over the place.
She didn't have any kind of youknow, light on her bike,

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no reflective gear on, so theypulled up on her. She was identified
as forty three year old Lindsay Roadwaald. The cops could tell immediately something wasn't
right, so they asked the searchher. She complied, and when they
opened up her backpack and took alook inside, they found a raccoon in
their menace. Ah in that cutelittle baby, Yeah, sweetweetie, And
so come on, I mean,a grown ass woman riding around late at

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night on a bicycle with a raccoon, what's weird about that? Living life?
They also found a glass pipe inthe backpack, had a bunch of
residue all over, which turned outto be meth pipe. She said that
she they found math in it.She said that she forgot the pipe was
even in her bag. Yeah,and she said it was from meth that
she had done a few days earlier. Yeah, so she was arrested.

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The little raccoon friend was handed oversome folks who will make sure that he's
okay before they release him back intothe wash. Sure, probably make a
hat out of him. Probably healready did. Not Number two not number
three here in this playoff out ofthe Redneck News the animal bracket from Florida
cops contacted after the Florida Fish andWildlife Commission were alerted to a video of
this guy with a bunch of hisfriends and a baby alligator. They were

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hanging out in the parking lot ofa heart ease. They got the alligator
to bite down on a can oftwisted tea. Then one of them picked
the gator up with the can stillin its mouth, chugged the twisted tea
that poured from the gator's pierced can, and then the idion who did the
chugging name not released charged charged himwith removing the baby gator from its habitat

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without a permit. How are wedoing a badass of the year or yeah,
yeah, that's yeah. So oneguy holding the cannon tee, the
other one's holding the baby alligator.It bites onto the t to uh you
know, piercitting. No, butthen he just tossed the baby gator aside
gator abuse. Yeah, anyway,so the alligators okay, released into a

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retention pond alive and well it's notonly number three. And then nomin a
number four in the animal bracket fromArizona. The cops they pulled up on
this guy and uh, they sawsomething was going on, so they got
the car pulled over the side ofthe road, walk up to the driver's
side window. There was an owlsitting in the car next to him.
He told the nice officer that hehad stopped at a gas station. Some

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people in the parking lot had soldhim the owl for one hundred bucks and
when asked where they got the owl, he was told they found it on
the side of the road. Sobuying an owl, I guess is illegal
there. But also because he wasdriving around high on meth that was a
yeah. So he was it withthe dui the owl taking to an animal

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rehabilitation center. Excuse me, anduh released back into the walk all right,
right, excuse me. So there'snominee number four and those are your
playoff round nominees. Text your voteover to two two nine eight seven.
Text one for the guy in Milwaukeewho was keeping a Noah's Arc worth of

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animals in his dumpy house, includingthose alligators in the Attic one over to
two to two nine eighty seven.Uh Lindsey Roadwall there in Florida who's late
night bike ride around town with theraccoon in her backpack ended up there getting
arrested with a meth pipe. Texttwo over to two to two, nine
eighty seven. Text number three forthe guys in Florida who were using the
baby alligator to help chug cans withtwisted tea. I'm looking at the video.

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He didn't toss the gator inside.He placed it on the ground and
then parking lot of the hardy.We's got a lot of fake so badass
right exactly hard And then nomine numberfour the guy in Arizona high on meth
who got a duy after getting pulledover with the owl riding shotgun that he
had from a stranger at a gasstation. Text number four over to two
two nine eighty seven. So one, two, three or four textra vote

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over. We'll find out who's movingon into that semi final round, and
then when we come back from thebreak an explosive round of what he showed
cart and Arks, Oh damn projectile, that's what we were told. There's
a projectile. Heard, that's whatwe've heard the Woody Show. That was

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a very common collective reaction. Youknow, we hear a lot of those
type of reactions when Agents of Bastionis out in the parking lots confronting people
who are just leaving their carts allover the place, and we get to
hear about how that goes and hismission to get people to do the right
thing, and what do you show? Cart and Ards Cards, What you're
gonna do? What you're gonna dowhen they not on you cars? Cardnarks,

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What you're gonna do? What you'regonna do when they not on you?
Arks is filmed alongside the men andwomen of card Narks. List of
discretion is advanced. He's got hiswhole outfit going there with the you know
vest, looks like a security guard, says cart Narks across the Front's got
the bulletproof vest. Give me asuperhero, Yeah sure, super yeah,

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got the uh, the shades,the avia and the shades, the little
wand thing to people to let himknow where the cart corral is. That's
really the only goal here is toget people to like maybe reconsider their decision.
But people get so combative. Youwould think they would say, oh,
there's an authority figure, ill shoulddo what he says. Yeah,
But sometimes they do not, andunfortunately, so it's like, who do

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you think you are? A whole? Can't you tell a guy in charge?
So we're gonna have the account theexcuses episode of cart Narks, Right
would you be? R? Officials? Shs counter and also fun with accents
of So this guy, a littlemiddle aged dude, and here what he's
done is he's taken instead of walkinghis cart back to the cart return at
this warehouse club, he said,oh, look, the front of my

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car is right there. It's onlya few feet away. And people say,
well, oh, he puts itright between this spot and the other
spot. What happens when he doesthat is you now have no margin of
error for parking in that spot becausethat knocks out, you know, a
foot on each side either spot,and spots are tighter than ever now yeah,
compact nowadays, so I'll be oh, you could still get in yeah,

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barely. And once two or threepeople do that, then you can't
even open your door, and soon and so forth. It should be
an obvious solution to put your cartback. So I approached this guy politely,
point out what he's done, andlet's hope and pray. After one
excuse, he turns around, givea track grave. Ye okay, No,
can I get you to take yourcart back? Sir? Please?

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What can I get you? Notto leave your cart out blocking the spots?
What happened is this happened just afew seconds ago. Actually, this
guy looked a lot like you puthis cart out right here. Now it's
harder for people to pull in thesespot. What do you mean all the
way it's right there. You walkedpast that way to get in, you
walk past that way to get out. I know you're capable. People are
waiting. Oh so now they're waitingto pull into a spot where it's harder

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to get in thanks to you.Let's put this right here. The Oh
so there's two the game people peopleare waiting and too far way back there?
Yeah, too far is the firstone, right right? See,
yeah, it's all the way backthere. Once you don't need it anymore,
right, once you needed it,it was very easy to acquire.
That's when your legs top for yeah, exactly, so down you might hear

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that little slap. That's the satisfyingsound of justice of the cart Nark's magnet,
which in this case it's one ofthose I've got these giant ones that
are like eight ten by twenty inches. It's oh my god, damn,
that's new. That's a new totalof the arsenal. That's a few years
now. And so it's it says, I don't remember how we care like
a jerk, and this guy's gotwhatever, he's got an infinity. It's
fine, it's a ten year oldcar who cares. But ah, the

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ego. So now it's let's makeokay. Maybe he thinks, okay,
I'm being silly. I should stoptalking about people are waiting on me.
Blah. He could do that,or he could just call me every bad
name under the book. Sir.I'm not a nothing a hole. I'm
a Sweeney Pie. Sir. Doyou want to not talk about the cart
over there? Sir? You're notreally like saying anything but for insults.

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Sorry, that's not really nice thingto say. Here. You got right
there, garbage. The person wholeaves their cardout. Is a garbage person,
perfect, sir, why are youyoung, old man? And I'm
young and spry, and you knowwe're mounder effort garbage. Gotta be clearly

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he's a garbage person. And thenhe threatens ash and people ask me,
what's the demo of the people whofights you? And it's middle age men.
I'm going to punch your all balledup okay, buddy. So then
he takes the magnet that he's he'sthrowing it on the ground. He grabs
another one, so I have multiples, sure, and unfortunately he throws it
at me. Sir, please takeyour card back. I need to help

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with the translation. Anybody on thatone? You're working I work for the
card Arks. We're a sexy group. We're a sexy group of highly trained
oil agents. Sure, oh yeahsexy. There's a service online where you
could submit clips for people to translate. Yeah. No one has any idea
what that means. Oh wow,I got his own right, Yeah,

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soh yeah, he's he's now thinksI'm working on maybe maybe this is something
like from out of our universe,like maybe he's an alien menace person.
Yeah, so let's see if youmaybe have an idea. Oh, he's
like, I'm gonna beat your assspace style. I'm trying to think if

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he just maybe got like tongue tiedand so it maybe sounded like it was
gonna be something else, but like, you know what, could it possibly
my mother? My mother took meto Kuman all right, Yeah, now
he needed help with his math.I would throw that on the excuse pile.
I said, do you work here? Okay? Are also one more

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time? Sorry, I'm going tobeat your assouman Yeah yeah, other human
may just did grocery tropic human humanYeah back, got to go back.
I beat your ass. I'm makingChilian showed Carton arcs. So he's starting

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to beat me up. I madea bunch of names. He's now screaming
at me in his home home countriesright in a native language we can't decipher.
Unfortunately, I'm out of magnets atthis point. Because it's so I
have a technique for this is asI can. I called the fake out,
where I like, reach into mypocket or whatever, I pretend that
I have a magnet and I placeit in an area where he can't really
see, and if he falls forthat boy. Would he look dumb?

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And indeed he did. He stopsbecause he thought I put a magnet on
the back of his car. Sorry, you felt for the fake. There's
no magnet there. See what Idid is I use your pride against you.
Oh now you always got to watchout when they reach it. Oh
what is that the projectile? Theprojectile that we heard about. So as
Ravie's favorite moves, he reaches intohis car. Yes, that is my
face, like he's grabbing something,you know, oftentimes you know, a

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tire r and whatever Greg's hoping for. And man, that's what he did
at this the store is he wentand he went to their food court and
he got their classic pepsi and hotdog deal. Oh sweet, it's you're
quite aware of the dollar fifty.And he takes that full full cup of
pepsi and just tosses it right atme refills. And now he's glittering,
right, but as he's a middleaged dude, and it lands harmlessly to

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the side. It didn't sound likeit got cuts to you. But also
what happened is because he threw itagain because he's looking at for the fake
out, he's across the car fromme. It opens up as soon as
he tosses it gets all over hiscar, all over his face by the
like oh like he does like menacedoes. Where you know menas drinks water
is crushing the body. He crushesthe for a grip. Yeah, well

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more too well, because it missedme and got all over him in his
car a little too much series,You can tell him very quick on my
feet and all you did was getpepsi on your own car. Why,
I'm not looking to fight. I'mlooking for you to put your car back.
This is not about fighting. Thisis about using the power of words.

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Say. The stupid person is theperson who has like a vocabulary of
four words, and all of themwere cusswords and other things that we don't
understand. So yeah, he thengoes in his truck some towels as he's
wiping his face off in his car. You boats, you come fight me
mother. From his voice, hedoesn't sound like he's ready for combat.

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Right, it's more time for training. Why don't you teach this manolescent?
And just slapping around a little bit. That is not the point of cartnarks.
Cartnarks is not to let bullies,and quite frankly car terrorists like this
guy win because these guys his wholelife, he's been you know, on
the and the Oh you want toplay with that's my one. I want
to play with your frisbee, yourfootball, your soccer ball. He will

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shove you on the ground, hewill fight you and take what is his
as opposed to you. Not onlythat, I don't even think that's the
case. I think this guy ismaybe uh. He's used this tactic before
where he threatens like he's going toget violent or he's going to fight,
and people that immediately back off becausethere's because again this is a bully.
And now he gassed and now he'ssuper frustrated because you are not given into

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that right. I am the bugsbunny to his extra frustrated, He's called
me every word in the book andwords and other books we don't know.
But he has one more up hissleeve, and it is the gay F
word. No, because I don'thave the balls to fight, and therefore

(28:00):
I must enjoy sexual related right withanother man called you a flamer. He
called me a flamer, but Ibleeped it. What does that have to
do with being the gay F word? Whether or not I put my in
other man's bulls. Has nothing todo but nothing with taking your card back.
So you're not addressing going to governmentplace and getting my taxis what Okay,

(28:22):
you're you're an F word. You'rean F word. Get a job,
which we that's one another one ofthe stop going to the government and
taking my tax So PEPSI said,tax taxes, stop going to the government.
That taking my taxes. The farmarksare like, we get government money

(28:45):
to do this, which would beawesome. I'll take it. Well,
I think again there he's so frustratedbecause he can't use violence, he doesn't
know where to go, and he'sjust he's lashing out in every single direction
he can in this day and age, calling somebody the gay. Well,
in the old country, what wouldyour mother think? She's probably dead.

(29:06):
But so again it's I don't knowwhat what to tell him at this point.
He's he's trying everything, and that'sit. He drove away, unfortunately,
covered in learning nothing out of drink. I think there was at least
five excuses in there. Yeah,the least you work for that, and

(29:26):
maybe one in a language that wedon't speak and Google can't translate. So
unfortunately, I did not reach him. He will continue to be a loser.
But I always I try to leavea little bit of brightness in the
world of card and arks. Anduh, we just had Halloween recently.
You wouldn't know by all the damnChristmas decorations that are up, but a
lot of people dresses the card ark. And one little boy he dresses the

(29:48):
cardnark, her little hat, littlevest he had, and he brought with
him a little tiny skeleton, alazy bone. That's clever. This is
a little teddy from New York.And what he did is he got his
He got his litt lazy bone skeletonyou put in the cart, and he
put the cart back in the cartretary while lecturing the lazy bone on what
you're supposed to be doing? Ohwow the concows, Hey lazy for the

(30:15):
concows. Very nice, The lazybone said to him, is this one
of your kids? Kids? Thatis so damn word the laviators on a
little like so yeah. While peoplesay, well this is are we just

(30:36):
going to go to hell as hellin a hand basket? Will we devolve
into some animal world some mad maxim? Yes there is, but there is
rays of Hope, our Rays ofHope and little Teddy, Little Teddy right
there. That's awesome. Alright,what you promise another explosive round of cartnards

(30:56):
on the show your favorite audio.This is the Woodie Show. Welcome Mac.
It's a it's always amusing, kindof like a crossroads. It's always

(31:18):
amusing where people draw their line likethat. All right, Yeah, I've
been hanging with this show for howeverlong, and they need to tell you
about it. Right, They're notgonna listen anymore. The latest one here
we're talking about. I said,hey, add to my list a job
I would never want therapist therapists andwe started talking about, you know,
therapy and blah bah blah blah.Somebody said, nine nine sorry you lost

(31:44):
a listener during that psychoanalysis discussion,I dialed out. I guess I chose
to quote move on rather than catchup, like what your experience with a
therapist makes them leave? Or yeah, just like we're wat I was saying.
I was watching that show with JasonSiegel and Harrison Ford. It's on
Apple TV Plus. It's called Shrinking. I thought it was a really good

(32:06):
show, and you know, kindof thought trained from there. But Yeah,
that did it? That was it? Zero contract? That's so random.
Okay, what I mean, whatare you gonna do? You win
some you lose them, you know, so weird. Thank you for I
mean, maybe it's a bad day, wrongside the bed kind of thing.
But again, interesting where people decidedto draw the line. Uh. The

(32:28):
other thing I brought up is Ihad an alert set for if ever my
grandma's house went on sale. Iwanted to buy it. Yeah, and
I wanted to, you know,do like a remodel on it and then
rent it out or I don't know, airbnb something, but just I don't
know. I think it'd be coolto have the house. This big part

(32:49):
of my my childhood memories, mygrandma's house. And as we were talking
about this recently, I went onto uh zillow and it said sold October
sixth. It just sold. Inever got the alert that it went on
the market. Yeah, that itwent on the market. How do you
set that alert for that. There'sa couple of different ways to do it.
You could do it through Uh.Sorry, Greg, I'm gonna butcher

(33:12):
the word real realtor dot com.He nailed it. Okay, he gets
mad. People say realatory, realtor, real what's a realtor? Person sells
houses? Somebody sells you love.I have no idea who that is anyway,
but well learned. So this thishas sparked, and so I was
so bummed out about, you know, missing out on this house. Guess

(33:35):
who got ignited by it, Sammy. This has become her pet project.
She has gone and done all thislike research and digging. She's made phone
calls. I did. Yeah,I looked in to find out who the
realtors were with this whole transaction,the person who bought it. I found
out she found the guys on Instagramwho bought it. Yeah, I call,

(33:57):
did you find the guy's instagram?Because just I think it was on
Zillow that said, you know,the buyer realtor and his name was there.
So then I googled his name andhis Instagram popped right up all of
his information. Okay, so itis not the homeowner's Instagram, right,
But when that house sold, therealtor posted, you know, a picture

(34:20):
of like, you know, justsold to my friend, you know,
and he said the name of hisfriend. Yeah, that kind of thing.
So so I reached out. Yeah, so so as grows over.
He already owns Yes, he does. How much? Did itself for one
nice one ninety? It listed forlike two fifteen or something like that.
I would have came in all cashoffer. There would have been no contingency,

(34:44):
none of that stuff. I wouldhave had that house. I'm so
bummed out. Is it completely done? The deal? The deal is done?
Yes? Yeah, So if youhave done like a Property Brothers thing
where you show up with the sledgehammerand try to like do repairs and what,
No, I mean I have ideasof like what I would want to
do, but I mean I guesswe could have made a web series called
Grandma's House. We talked about that, but I mean, yeah, not

(35:05):
that i'd be I really just Idon't know. There's something I don't know.
There's something that just like in myin my mind, like like you
feel it, like I just Ifeel like I need to own that house.
But we can still go in Imean much content. Yeah, I'm
like, you can still buy it. We can make it offer, but
you can make it. If thedeal hadn't closed already, it'd be a

(35:25):
lot easier. True, But itdoesn't mean like they've done anything yet.
They haven't done anything but moved in. Maybe tell the notes. If it
closed on October sixth, he's probablymoved in. Yeah, but if you
make it worth it for him tomove out? Yeah, but how much
is that? I mean, yeah, because you got well that's yeah,
so much. Okay, I'll tellyou. My mom did this with her
parents' house twenty years ago. Onething like to another. She doesn't talk

(35:49):
to her sisters anymore. So yeah, but did they go in on it
together. I think she bought andthen she was going kind of what he
was doing. She was like shewould go up there for weeks at a
time, dude models and sort ofthe thing. I think she gave it
to one of her sisters to livein. One thing led to another.
They don't talk to each other.No, see, I wouldn't. Yeah,
I'm not. I'm not talking aboutdoing that. Grant Chrissy could move

(36:09):
in. Well No. So thething is, I don't want to be
a landlord per se, Like Idon't want to do any of that work.
So I was thinking like my uncleTim, who's married to my aunt
Chrissy. He is a property managerand the building that he manages is literally
within walking distance of my grandma's house. What they're in Mount Lebanon. Do
it by it? But how much? Right? Like, because the guy

(36:30):
don't know until you call. Theguy was explaining, you know, the
guy got like it was it aVA loan or yeah? He he got
a first time home buyer loan.Oh okay, yeah, so there was
a lot of incentives with that.So obviously if he sells this house right
now, it's not going to behe won't be able to get a first
time home buy her loan. Again, I have written down somewhere for you

(36:50):
exactly. I have it all writtendown. They told you all that well,
no, that was in his Instagrampost. I found all that out
from Instagram to begin with, andthen I just called him. It was
like, hey, I saw this, I know how people get scammed.
Yeah, they put out right then, I'm from the VA loan office.
She told me she came in allright, so I have some information.
I called the guy. I said, hey, I'm calling about the house

(37:12):
on Altunah and she's like, oh, John, where the guy's name was?
She goes, oh, yeah,yeah. Anyway, I was like,
are you like, hi, Sammyinvestigative work is pretty good. Yeah,
but if quick for one, Yeah, he's owned it for a month.
If I came in with an offer, because this would cover like closing
costs and everything else. If Igave him an offer of like, do

(37:35):
you think he accept two thirty?Maybe I think he would. That's about
break even though, because when she'scaught, you know, real real tour
costs and if you haven't lived therefor that guy, he didn't pay anything.
He's the he's the buyer. Hewill yeah, back end how much
we're talking about. We're talking abouta two hundred thousand dollars house, but

(37:57):
it hasn't been his primary residence fortwo years. Get screwed on tax right?
Really? Yeah, so maybe makehim an offer that in two years
from now you'll buy it, becausethat would be a big profit in two
years. Yeah. Wait, whywould he get screwed on taxes? I
thought that was only if you didn'tbuy another house right after. Well,
he's probably in the market to buya house somewhere your primary residence. Put

(38:22):
him in like an extended stay orsomething income income property. Yeah, let
me buy it now. You canlive there for the two years. Okay,
Oh, I see, like youknow, yeah, you can still
stay yeah, but we have anagreement that you're selling it to me in
two years like that way he can't. I don't know, I don't know.
I'm so pissed. That's stupid garbage. God Alert listening to about this

(38:52):
for years to some story about howsome woman had like this really prestige aartment
in Paris, and so this guywanted to live there and said, you
can live here for the remainder ofyour life. She was already like eighty
five, but let me buy itnow. And then she outlived him.
She lived to be like a hundred. So she lived there rent free for

(39:16):
like, oh my god, thisis gonna sound so dumb, but this
is the other part of it isthat my grandma didn't have a lot,
and she like first of all,was able to own her own home after,
you know, getting divorced at atime where it was very difficult,
and what she did for my momand for my uncles, and she took

(39:39):
such great care of that house.Like Raby was over there when she was
still living there, he would havechores. She she took such great care
of that house. And it bumsme out of the people who owned it
before were not because I drive byit every time, you know, I'm
in that area, and it bumsme out that, you know, things
got so out of control that Iwant to re to a place where she

(40:01):
would be proud of it and whereit could live on because she took such
great care of it. Like itmakes me feel good thinking about it.
We used to sit there and chatat that table while, but he would
cut the grass right, yeah,exactly, and as soon as I get
inside, all the leaves would beon the ground again. Anyway, I
took a break. That's what theshow's next. Hang, how dumb are

(40:23):
you on the Woodie Show. I'llget you right back. Shut up show,
and we are into another new hourin sensitivity, trending, free,
politically correct world. It is Thursdaymorning. It's November the sixteenth, twenty

(40:44):
twenty three. I have an ababe or eye roll? Oh really yeah,
excellent, And I just want tosee what you guys think it is
Sammy paying attention okay for once.Well, well, I you know,
I saw this and I'm like,hmm, there's going to hit her in

(41:05):
the field. I have a cliptoo, so I'm trying to find the
clip here. Okay, So here'sthe here's the deal. There's a fifteen
year old kid in Canada. Hisname is Alden Maxwell. Now he's on
the Spectrum. Okay. He setthe world record for stacking Jenga blocks and
forty of them all on one verticalblock at the bottom. Wow, wow,

(41:32):
how many one and forty of them? Oh my god, damn on
one block of them on one verticalblock at the bottom. How tall is
that? And Sammy, yes,he just got his own Hallmark movie.
What oh? I saw that?It's that. I just what just happened?
I just saw that on the movieon the Hallmark app yesterday because I

(41:53):
saw a Hallmark app. It's calleda world record Christmas. Yes, the
picture of them is with Jenga ice, okay, and they based it on
him and it premieres tonight on theHallmark Movies and Mysteries channel. Would you
like to hear the preview clip?Yes? All right, a babe or
I roll Charlie here is attempting tobreak the Guinness World Record for stacking the

(42:15):
most Jenga blocks on top of onevertical block. So I can show the
world that autistic people can do greatthings, and so my dad will be
proud of me. Did he leavebecause I'm autistic? Good? I just
wanted to be in a book.Wasn't in the psychology section, Charlie.
These books are about autism. Theyare not about you. A world record

(42:39):
Christmas on Hallmark movies and mysteries theofficially out of ideas. I'm for sure
watching it based on a true story. Come on, okay, a babe
or eye roll. I mean,I'm all babing it. I roll the

(43:00):
hell out of that, baby.I gotta keep it real with you.
Guys, got a plot question.The subtext of all these Hallmark movies is
that they end up hooking up atthe end, like the woman who's at
home in the hometown. But didn'tWe read recently that people don't want that
fall in love. Every Hallmark movieis So and so comes back to their

(43:20):
small town, the janitor or whatever. Maybe that's most of them. I'm
sure you have these little one offswhere the autistic kid makes jangle. I
mean, look, I'm happy forthe kid, it makes them happier whatever.
But it's a really cool record youmade a movie out of that.
That's what i'd I don't know.I'm also getting the very clear pandering vibe

(43:42):
from from This Too a world record, Christmas Get out of Here Red.
But that is a really good line. Those books are about autism. M
But why do you have those books? Because he's said, I wanted to
be in a book that has nothingto do with psychology. He wanted to
be in the Guinness Book of WorldRecords. And why tell Guinness that you

(44:05):
have autism? Agreed? What areyou going? You're a babing a babe
or eye roll? I mean,it's a cool record. I think placing
the autistic angle into it is shouldbe irrelevant. So I'm I rolling it.
I roll menace. Oh it's Iroll, But I'm gonna, you

(44:27):
know, get high and watch it. I'm never watching it. I watch
watched They already know what's Sammy thingsa babe and she's watching it tonight.
Sea Bass says someone on the spectrum, what do you think, dare you?
It's obviously an eye roll? Goodfor him. You know that wasn't
a joke. Sea Bass is trulyon you said no, I said,
it's potentially. I said that inthe way that Elon Muck's a Musk said

(44:49):
it when he was hosting SNL.It's kind of a like you know,
it's sort of a an Asperger's thingor whatever. Right, something like that
been diagnosed. Why do they makean Elon Musk Hallmark Hallmark movie? I
know that rule kind of movie.Can we make about Sea Bass? Oh?
That for chicks at the same time? Christmas? Yeah? Sure,

(45:09):
a merry muscular Christmas. Oh notso let's uh, let's ask the people
on the text go ahead, textover au babe or eyerol. Be honest.
You don't have to tell us thatyou're never gonna watch it. We
know that. Yeah, that shouldjust go without sayings. Can I offer

(45:31):
you a nice egg in this tryingtalk the Woody Show. We are so
pleased to be here with you thismorning. Thank you for being here.
It's the Woodie Show. It's aThursday morning, Greg Gory. What are
the trending news headlines? Well,you probably saw that President Biden and Chinese
President Xi jinping our meeting in SanFrancisco, where the Chinese president publicly rebuked

(45:54):
efforts to reduce US economic dependence onChina and says the US turning back on
is not an option. Oh okay, but if they say so, Yeah,
Beijing, they formally suspended the militarycommunication channel more than a year ago,
and even declined the Pentagon's calls whenthat Chinese spy balloon was found floating

(46:14):
over the US earlier this year.Yes, to do whatever you want.
We're just supposed to come crawling.Like I it's so crazy, Like you
watch like I don't know these newsstories in the FBI says, what's the
biggest threat out there? China?That's always their answer that they're always trying
to steal from us. Yeah,and no, you're not going to lower
it to us, and you're notgoing to lower your dependence on us,

(46:37):
right, No, right, Imean why would you want to be like
telling your kids like no, no, you're not could be independent and then
mean you're always going to be dependenton us. They're giving our military the
silent treatment. Yeah, I don'tunderstand. Like my favorite thing about this
country eating China so much is howthey cleared San Francisco's homeless in twenty four
hours before Xijinping arrives. So itcan be done. And like a lot

(47:00):
of this stuff, it can bedone everybody, you know, But in
my issue mostly, I mean,China's the government's rotten. We all know
that, right, all the humanrights stuff and all the other things that
they're behind the communists and story right, and so they suck. They're the
people of China. I got noproblem with them. It's a garbage government,
it's a garbage country. But whatreally bothers me is the constant boot

(47:23):
licking when it comes to China.Like if everybody said, you know what,
China, enough of your garbage.If everybody, like all the other
major countries said that, like,what would they do? What could they
do? Well, I mean theycould say that all day, but America
needs to invest in America agreed,you know, great, And so when

(47:45):
they're talking about lowering your dependence ona country like China and he goes,
oh, well that's can't do that, Well, that's not an option,
you know, because you know,I'm from San Francisco and reading the stuff
about people paying forty thousand dollars tohave private meetings with the president. Was

(48:05):
it talk about you know, businessdealings and stuff like that. It's crazy.
They were holding like a dinner andit was like ten thousand dollars a
plate, just the people paying upto forty thousand dollars to have a private
conversation with the man, Yeah,it's crazy. And then the memes that
are coming out of it are hilarioustoo, because you know how they yeah,
they cleaned up all the homeless peoplewithin twenty four hours, and they

(48:29):
go if he stayed for a week, and it looks like a pure paradise.
Oh yeah, the of the city, and like how it's totally remade.
Because again, they could fix theseissues. But there's a lot of
things the government could do, right, there's a lot of what's the world
could do. When the Interstate burnedup in Philadelphia, they had traffic open,
it wasn't you know, back tonormal, but it was the traffic

(48:50):
was back open within a week,you know, And now they just wrapped
it up and now it's back open, you know, within a matter of
like like the shortest amount of timeI think I've ever seen. It's almost
like government sucks and the privates rules. It's almost like so weird. Yeah,
it's almost like that. This isfrustrated. It's just frustrated. This
video was everywhere yesterday. A tourboat in the Bahamas, it was going

(49:12):
to Blue Lagoon Island, ended upgetting into choppy waters and it sank.
But before it sank the boat wascompletely tilted to one side, so all
the passengers are getting on the otherside of the boat to try to level
it out. But eventually everybody justjumped off the boat and got into rescue
boats except for one passenger, anelderly woman on vacation from the United States,
and she ended up dying. Thatsucks in that disaster. There was

(49:36):
one video I saw from that.This chick was incredibly chill, younger,
you know, woman, probably inher early twenties. He's like, yeah,
the boat sinking, you guys,And it was just like that calm
and she's got her phone out.She's like, the boat sinking, you
guys, it's all tilted in thewater. Whatever. Yeah, right,
oh my god, jump out,all right, I mean get out,

(49:59):
yes, But I don't think i'dbe overly panicked. Like it's not like
you're in the middle of the Yeah, you can see land like the entire
way, but what if you can'tswim where you get the You gotta put
a light preserve on that old ladyin the video. Most people preserve is
on. I'm with brav I wouldn'thave been all that panicked. I mean,
I wouldn't be filming, right,but I wouldn't be free to be

(50:22):
filming and swimming, you know,making sure whoever I was with they were
good and let's jump off. Ialso got to do. That's what I've
been saying to my wife, becauseyou know, we take all these cruises
and sometimes you have to take someof those shuttle boats like tender. Yeah,
and I I always say, let'ssit right next to the exit so

(50:44):
you can get off the boat quicklyif something ever happens. She always and
she always makes fun of me forit's one of those people who can't swim.
Yeah, she's not a great swimmer. She can swim better now that
we've been together, because I forcedher to learn to swim. Swim,
or because we're always by the water. Uh, but yeah, she always
made fun of me, like becauseI refused to sit anywhere else. Yeah,

(51:05):
the exit. I've only been onone cruise my whole life, and
only ridden in one tender. Itwas like being inside a washing machine.
Yeah, it's it's scary. Speakingof cruises, man on a carnival cruise
to Jamaica with thirteen of his relativesis considered missing. The search is on
for him, but at first theythought he fell overboard, but now officials

(51:27):
went through surveillance video and they foundout that he jumped off the ship.
That's the update. Yeah, becausethe story broke a couple of days ago.
By this guy had gone missing,and then the update was they went
through the security video and they sawhim jump. He jumped. His name
is Tyler Bennett, twenty eight yearsold. He's got two daughters. Why
he jumped, nobody knows. TheCoast Guard is in charge of that search.
It did get suspended the next daywhen conditions got too dangerous. But

(51:49):
now they're searching again for that guy. And then remember back in January,
that six year old kid in NewportNews, Virginia brought a gun to school
and shot his teacher, Abby's werner. Now she survived seriously injured, though
suing for forty million bucks. Andnow the little kid's mom, Deja Taylor,
just got sentenced to twenty one monthsin prison for using marijuana while owning

(52:12):
a gun. So the interesting twistin this is that marijuana is legal in
Virginia, as is owning a gun, obviously, but prosecutors say Deja's chronic
and persistent abuse of weed had lifeaffecting consequences. So is there like a
line between like a federal charge andthen like a because if I would think
if it's like a state or alocal charge and it's legal, right,

(52:34):
that'd be one thing. But thenthey can get you on the federal part
of it because it's federally. MaybeI don't know, but it's weird how
they tied those. That's weird howthat came together into it. Yeah,
but that's what the prosecutor said.Twenty one months also a sheriff's deputy in
Arizona kind of becoming Internet famous.He's being called the cool Cop. His
name is Frank Sloop, the coolCop. He's been a deputy for twenty

(52:57):
one years. Like being a coolmom. So he's been showing up Yeah,
exactly how your friend's on over providescondoms, totally cool mom. Yeah,
you guys want to go smoke cigarettesgoing. So he's been showing up
on YouTube lately during his traffic stops. Even started a channel called Fridays with
Frank and people like him because he'sreally sarcastic. So in some of these

(53:20):
videos he'll pull people over who clearlyhave been smoking pot because he can smell
it, and he says, youpush that pedal on the right, you
do go faster, right, andyou know that right. And then there's
this other video where he's smelling weedin the car and says, yeah,
I can smell it. And youknow the other reason I stopped you did
you feel yourself drive over that curb? You know? So he's just saying
all these sarcastic connas to people whoclearly did something wrong. Frank totally fine

(53:45):
with weed. He says, it'sfine being legal, doesn't care if people
smoke it. He just likes bustingpeople from traffic infractions. Well again,
you gotta figure, man, howmany people are high behind the wheel,
Which that's a problem. Yeah,I mean I'm all for people smoking and
legal, never get high and drive. I just wouldn't do it. There's
got to be something at some pointbecause it's in pair of driving. Just

(54:07):
as much as you get I mean, as much as you can get a
ticket for, you know, you'reon some kind of medication that's making it
so you can't properly operate a vehiclesafely. Oh yeah, same thing.
Do get high all you want asmokes pot wild driving? Yah, it
makes me a better driver. IfI'm getting a ticket for being on my

(54:29):
phone completely sober, Yeah, youshould certainly be getting a ticket if you're
smoked out behind the wheel. Butlook up this guy, Frank Sloop s
l o up. He's got abunch of videos out there. Yeah,
he's famous for being the cool caupcoup. That's latest. Would all right,
thank you very much, Greg Gordon. More what he shows next?
I get the bloody bullet points?What show next time? I don't know

(54:52):
what that means. No one knowswhat it means. People, Well,
a real life wedding crasher is inthe news. I want to punch your
right in the face. Oh it'sa fifty seven year old broad name Sandra

(55:12):
Henson. She crashed a wedding inSeptember and got busted stealing from people.
She got arrested. She pled guilty. But she has done this, they
say, at least in three differentstates, Alabama, Tennessee, and Mississippi.
Same story, crashing the wedding,stealing from the bride, the groom,
and their guests. It's like shedigs through purses while the guests are

(55:34):
distracted during things like you know,going to take pictures or everybody's on the
dance floor, the cutting of thecake crap like that man discussating. Someone
told her the purpose of crashing awedding, as we do from the movie,
is to hook up with drunk bridesmaidsget laid. This thing's not hooking
up with anything. She's not gettinga room. You could get a drunk
yeah the night, Yes, shecould get grab a drunk uncle last day

(55:57):
there. Yeah, we're saying drunkuncle. So anyway, she uh,
she grabs presents off the gift tables. She's also made off with tens of
thousands of dollars in cash and creditcards and gifts. Demon what a punpet
right face, God, stupid oldfat face, I mean does for people

(56:19):
like that? That sucks. I'ma garbage human being. Garbage human being
dropping the douchebomb on you, yoursick old lady. God sake. Then
this isn't even anything they even haveyet, Know, how can they miss?
They can't miss what they don't have. True, Yeah, I wouldn't
be as mad just like showing upat the wedding, you know what I
mean? Yeah, Like if you'regoing for think you're going to meet somebody

(56:44):
to eat some free food. WellI mean, yeah, I mean that
sucks too, but like not notto this, to this let of course
now, but in this day andage, you know, with with crime
being cracked down on so hard,she's probably gonna be in prison for years.
She's probably home by now. Andthat's why I always go with the

(57:07):
clutch at a wedding, not likea big purse. You know. I
don't think you're stealing. Oh no, just so I can. Some people
don't keep it on my yeah,keep it on my person, you know.
Well, today only, Starbucks isgiven away free reusable red cups to
customers who order any size home.The free reusable red cup will be included

(57:27):
for orders placed in store, atthe drive through, and on the star
app voice and through Starbucks delivers.Have we talked to Sammy yet about the
Stanley collab? I know, yeah, no, no, I brought it.
I brought it up to you,Sammy. I show it to you.
You show me the Taylor Swift oneas the Starbucks. How did this
skip Sandy's radar? Yeah, wellyou're the biggest basic bitch. Things in

(57:50):
the world are colliding. Yeah,and Starbucks and and Stanley Cups insanely limited.
It's like a red sparkly one onlyavailable at like they're they have retail
locations apparently that are well their locationsapparently only get like two or three,
and you know the employees are takingthat. Yeah, it's selling them.
Yeah, I mean they retail fora very affordable like seventy dollars or whatever,

(58:14):
and then I've seen them on thesecondary market for twice that already.
Oh yeah, they are for onefifty right now. But that's actually not
uncommon for Stanley cups in general whenit's an exclusive color. So not only
is this exclusive color, it's alsoStarbucks. It's no way, Greg,
are you not getting? You're notgetting right now that they see the photo,
I'm getting it's a collector's I wouldpay two fifty, that's me.

(58:35):
I was in a Whole Food yesterdayand they have now dedicated like an entire
wing of an aisle to Stanley andhydro flats. Oh wow sweet. And
then minimum price is fifty dollars fora damn thermous cup. Wow, that's
really neat. Don't pay that.I don't have any yetti. That was
so big for a minute, itis, it's so big That's why I
say that anybody who claims they're doingthis to save the planet is lying because

(58:57):
in two years, guess what,They'll be a new cup and you brand
a coffe All these will be inthe garbage. That Stanley is far superior
to any other cup that's ever beenon the market. It has a straw,
unlike YETI and they got ravy bythe way, whoa Beau Stanley?
Yeah, Fau Stanley. I paidthirty bucks for this? Why do you
need that? And she has ahydroflask next to hers. She's got two

(59:19):
works, you know. Somebody tome, no wonder she's going to two
seconds. It's an Ahsoka thing fromcorkicle neat Well, why do you need
both of them? Yes, onehas coffee and one has water for Red
Cup Day day today though the unionizedlocations they're striking a yes, a no,
but today only Greg, what arewe gonna do? Awesome? Great?

(59:42):
Gory's awesome, You're awesome, Butyou know what it's You're back pretty
much. It's the Woody Show andwe are into another new hour of insensitivity
training for a politically correct world.Morning morning, Thanks for being here.
I hope you're great. It's awesometo see you. There's great gorg good

(01:00:09):
morning. Man's chewing on a bagelover there, don't mean to interrupt your
breakfast. There's a sea basso atin his mouth bagels. There's Sammy,
good morning, Sammy good boards here, Caroline's here. We've got to Morgan
and Vaughan the fall in ro openfor you to be a part of things.
At eight seven seven up of thetext over to two to two nights.

(01:00:30):
So when these bagels got delivered downSteve Yes, I want to talk
to door dash drivers. Are youwhen you see a pin and it shows
the exact location where a person is, is that just to be disregarded completely,
Like you can see where you areand you can see where the pin
is, and you can just seeright there that you're not in the right
place. Does door debt because wehad the one delivery a couple of years
ago. They went to the zooten miles away. Yeah, yeah,

(01:00:52):
but like so our back area here, not the main area out front of
our back area, there's no trafficin the morning at all. Zero That's
where I place the pin. Andthat's because it's an easy pickup. I
can walk down to the delivery door. I'm the only guy standing on the
street and holding his phone. Shooreally around the block, and who comes
back the exact same car, Like, what do you are you? What's

(01:01:15):
confusing about? What? Exactly?What's confusing about who I am? And
that happens fifty percent of the time. Where again, I go back there
at the only place I'm looking atmyself? My pin is where the little
home icon is that he says,that's where this is to be delivered.
Shoo, DoorDash drivers? What's goingon? Maybe they need the Domino's one
because they say that their pin issuper accurate. Well, but everybo that

(01:01:36):
pin is accurate. I'm looking atthe pin. By the way, Look
who the name of my door dashdriver was? I should have shown menace.
He can't read. I can't readGregory? Is that a no?
I read? I read above itand it says your your dasher? Yes
again, I should not be showingnames your you're dasher? The big goals

(01:02:01):
they made it, Yeah, didbazza? Lack of spread though, there's
right there with this one. Allright, dude, you're always bitch about
food. There's food here, don'twe have some other stuff? That's still
in the fridge in the look forit is out there. Okay, Well
it sat out for days, soit got thrown away. Yeah, we're

(01:02:22):
strong. Maybe not maybe not Raby'sstomach, but the rest of us are
strong. Way to go. Itis time to look at some of the
week in audio. A few messeshere with some clips to share with us.
My favorite game that we play onthe air. You wouldn't know this,
but it is can we Make RavyCry? And I think I got
a really good candidate is ok Americanair So what he's gonna hate? This

(01:02:45):
American Airlines pilot names Jeff Okay,so he gets up and his unfortunate name
for a pilot fell fell. Buthe's retiring and he gets up and he
did the thing where his family thereand say, you know, we're on
the flight, and he addresses theplane usly. First of all, I

(01:03:07):
like to take just a few momentsof your time before we take off to
Chicago tonight. And I'd like toknowledge a group of very important people to
me on board the flight. Mostof them are in the back of the
airplane and they're the majority of myfamily, and they who have come along
with me on my retirement flight.Yeah, they're on board with me.

(01:03:34):
Sure, I'm on retirement flight afterthirty two years with Americans. Thank you
all for coming along with me tonightand celebrating this very memorable time in my
life. We have to play thewhole thing. That's really n it's nice
and I'm going to be so distractedthat probably this is one of those things
where it's like, man, wherewe are all is this at the gate

(01:03:58):
or is this on the plane?It's just given the whole like, hey,
here's the weather coming in. Andthen he's, oh, I've got
well, if you'll give me amoment, I need to cry in front
of my need to get very chokedup. Yeah, dude, I like
it when they keep the announcements toa minimum, you know what I mean,
because, uh, it's just toomuch. You're a you're a you're
a captive audience. This guy's upthere blubber like one time to feel like

(01:04:21):
comfortable with this guy flying the plane. This is not some Southwest person giving
their a little cute funny wrapping rappingversion of the same one time in his
thirty two years. I mean,you're on board with this? Yeah?
I like I don't. I wouldn'tmind. You're okay with I'm surprised,
but this is again, this isthe one time that this one guy and

(01:04:44):
he's going to be, you know, leaving for this I I'm into it.
I would have liked it if itwas on my phone. Well the
other thing they did for this guyapparently I didn't realize this, but they
when they have one of these youknow, flat and you know, end
up call last flight things. Yeah, they get two fire trucks and spread
the water. Oh he drives theplate. Right, that's a badasso's to

(01:05:09):
watch all this doucha waste water.But if I'm definitely on my own island
here, because if the plane wantsto make any announcements, then if they
want to read the phone book,go for it. What else am I
doing that's sitting there like up notalking some time? Who if it's the
gospel singer, like who cares me? Because I don't want to listen to

(01:05:29):
it. If it's a gospel singer, that's one thing. But if it's
the crew and they're doing funny announcementsor just going just give me the stuff
I need to know, okay,And then the men get to work me.
This guy sucks on the tech sevenone four. I finally witnessed a
flight attendant singing. Immediate eye roll. Yeah, because I witnessed the like

(01:05:50):
cute like I mean, gay guyslove this because they love being sassy,
but like the the SA like ifyou, if you better not come to
me because I'm gonna be doing thisand that and you know eight o five,
huge eye roll, keep crying,dude, wow ship Alright, here's
one nine to five on what you'resuch a dick. I hope when your
dad retires and he invites you along. Yeah, the back crying, I

(01:06:15):
think he's going to crash it.That's what the Texas the co pilot.
Yeah, you Finally from my wonderfulwife Julie, who has been at my
side for the majority of my thirtytwo years at American. She has been
the rock, the solid foundation inour lives. She heard this. She's
like, man, now I'm gonnaspend all day every day with this guy.

(01:06:40):
He said the majority that they tooka break. Yeah, all right,
this weekend audio, can we makeGreg cry? Probably so. Just
just recently, the Cast of Friendsposted their tribute to the department. Matthew
Perry on their Instagram where you dothat sort of thing, and Jennifer Aniston,

(01:07:04):
besides sharing some photos, she sharedshared a clip from the show Friends,
Greg, I just her and MatthewPerry having this exchange. Let me
just say something because once we getinto this, I'm gonna get all uncomfortable
and probably make some stupid joke.I just want to say that I love
you and I'm going to miss you, and I'm so sad that you're leaving.

(01:07:30):
Oh you know what, let's notsay anything else. I love you
not so tight. First off,excellent humor. Yes, Greg, what
was that episode was happening? Isone with what Rachel got the job in
Paris, and so she was goingto go take the job because yeah,

(01:07:55):
and then she was waffling shit,I go Sha Nako, and then she
eventually got off the planet. Itwent back to Ross. So all the
goodbyes were for nothing. But Iwill say this about the Friends casts that
are now posting their condolence as there'sthey're private posts. Courtney Cox did not
make me even remotely sad. Hewas funny and kind like a third grade

(01:08:17):
book report. It was so notemotional or yeah, Matt LeBlanc. Right,
his was really nice. This isthe only one I didn't read.
Jenniferanniston's was really nice, really nice. Maybe she didn't have a good experience
of them maybe, or maybe she'sthe most upset and can't even bring herself
much right now. He was kindand funny. That's good. You know

(01:08:39):
what that pilot should take notes.Shit, Wow, that's it by some
brief That was be kind and funny. I mean, that was the end
of it. She did write morethan she hade. I'm retiring thanks to
my parents and my wife. Wham. All right, so we're taking out
off. Everybody, put your tradetables up and your seat backs up in
their right position. So what doyou take off when? What he retires
from this show was that's our lastshow. Don't be any lead out.

(01:09:01):
The won't be sent off. Won'tbe like a month long thing. But
nobody's a captive audience here except foryou guys. I don't care about you
guys. Anybody else can punch out. That's another clip. Sure this weekend
audio, can we make sea Basscry good luck? This is every every
week Ravy comes in here. Sowe got to play this clip from Jo

(01:09:23):
Joe Rogan's podcast. Yeah, andlike maybe he gets plenty of press.
We are playing this clip because JoeRogan had the rock on Nice and Joe
Rogan's talking about is Tesla and howElon Musk brought a cyber truck to Joe
Rogan Studios. Yes, and howcool it was. Oh my god.
Everybody who I talked to as aTesla loves a Tesla. Great. Is

(01:09:45):
there an suv available? Yeah,they have an suv and they have the
cyber truck. Elon brought one herethe other day. It's bad, but
when you're physically there and you lookat it, you're like, oh my
god, this thing is so coolbecause it doesn't look anything like any other
car. It's bulletproof. By theway, it's also arrow proof. I
shot an arrow at it. Hetold me it was. Yeah, I

(01:10:06):
pull a arrow back and I launchedit into his door. But he said
he'll stop a forty five slug.Wow, I go, why because it's
cool. I'm just gonna ask whybecause it's cool. That's okay. So
here's what it's gonna be. That'sgoing to be. It's going to be
for criming. Yeah, Oh,you could smash through anything. Yeah,
it's it goes. It's like allteslas goes zero to sixty and no time.

(01:10:28):
It weighs a vehicle for for criminals. It weighs about four times as
much as any other car. It'san instant battering rand that's bulletproof. Yeah,
I understand, but it's crazy trackable, Like you're not gonna go use
it for stealing? Well, whatyou do? You could kind of,
I don't know. He's one ofthose antennas we're talking about. Yeah,
I mean, Elon's probably figured thatproblem out. I do that with those,

(01:10:49):
But imagine that Elon Musk, theRock, Joe Rogan, Sea Bass,
I'll tool around in a cyber track. Oh yeah, I'm sure you
Right now, it so horny exactly. We're gonna take a quick break.

(01:11:10):
We're gonna everybody collect themselves emotionally.Sure, there's too much emotion right now,
and we'll come back. We've gotsome more of the weekend audio next
on The Woody Show, Hang Upis back, and we're going through some

(01:11:30):
of this week in audio. Thisclip has been national news for how mature
it is. Oh god, it'sa senate here, Yes, what he
was talking about just from that,Oh, yeah, yeah, that big.
I mean, I know what he'stalking about. But oh yeah,
yep. So Mark Wayne Mullen,Yes, Mark Wayne, his name,
his name is Mark Wayne all together. He's a senator from Oklahoma. He

(01:11:56):
was doing there's some BS committee hearing, but they have a president one of
the teamsters is there testifying. Yeah, these are the people in charge,
folks, right, And apparently thesenator US senator has been having beef back
and forth with the boss of theteamsters, to the point that it recently
the teamster boss tweeted something and heshowed a side view of Mark Wayne out
of debate. And they had givento make Mark Wayne as tall as the

(01:12:18):
guy next to him, to givehim a litle apple box, and he
like circled it his team. Butthen the teamsers boss has to be in
his sixties is a big old fatthat big old fat Union guy. Classic,
like he's the most prototypical Union dude. You gotta dinner, Yeah,
oh definitely, Mark Wayne. Hedidn't like that. And Mark Wayne just
fear for everyone's reference. Has anamateur MMA career behind him. He's fought
five times and one he says,oh, and and he does not like

(01:12:42):
the teamsters attitude. On Twitter,you tweeted at me quit the tough guy
act in the Senate hearings. Youknow where to find me any place,
any time, cowboy. Sorry,this is a time. This is a
place. If you want to runyour mouth, we can be too concent
and adults. We can finish ithere. Okay, that's fine, perfect,
you want to do it now.I'd love to do it right now.

(01:13:03):
We'll stand you, but you standup. But okay, right by
the way, throw down full ofone hundred people. And the best part
about it, oh, the followup is the oldest most geriatricist, Guyney
Ernie Sanders. Hold on every buddy. Wait, he's this whole thing,

(01:13:26):
so he has to keep order.Everybody will stop it. So no sit
down? Okay, you know yourUnited States Saturday. Okay, sit down
please all right? Can I respondit? Hold it five minutes So Funny
got the whole video and Mark Wayneis still in down. Mark Waye would

(01:13:49):
have demolished the Union guy definitely,and he knows that. That's why he
challenged him. This is an officialmeeting. You will be quiet, keep
your bros. Save it for JoeRogan's podcast, but for the streets.
I don't know how embarrassing embarrassing youwant to commit me? Bro? Yeah,
alright this week in audio. That'sa menace news. I'm sure menace.

(01:14:10):
You can help us out with this, all right, Dwayne, who's
this Dwayne guy who had sex withWill Smith? Oh? The actor?
Yeah, I just start following thisstory. Okay, So this guy who
was part of like he's been witha bunch of celebrities kind of in their
realm. I don't know exactly whathe did. Hanger on kind of guy.
He's sort of a hanger on sortof fella. He was on a
podcast, and everyone has a podcast. Now, this is a Natasha Key

(01:14:33):
show. We all know that onewell, of course. And he says
that he brother Ballall is the guygiving the interview. Here. He says
he walked in on this Dwayne characterhaving sex with Will Smith. I think
here's his story, opening door todwayne dressing room, and that's when I
see Dwayne having sex with Will.There was a couch and Will was bent

(01:14:57):
over on the couch and Dwayne wasstanding up killing you murdered like murdered,
So Will Smith, he's saying,it's a ravenous bottom yeah, right right,
yes, he's behind him, willspent Over murdered killing. He was
murdering there even when I was withthe Darren Here lights. And I finally

(01:15:18):
said, oh, uh huh,that's a guy who's another celebrity hangout around
called brother Ballal and this other guyDwayne what's his face Martin or whoever?
I think it's yeah, yeah,And so that that's been going. I
thought this was a huge menace news, very interesting. Yeah, I just
started breaking. But that's sort ofbeen a thing about Will Smith for years,

(01:15:38):
or like like the Tom Cruise rumors, like oh he's right right,
he's so goodie goody two shoes,but actually behind the scenes he's a raving
his bottom. But now Shada saysthey're going to sue this guy. That's
the clip my hair. I'm beinghonest, out I look at Will Smith
or whatever, I would guess he'sprobably tasted the penis before, right,
you think based on what he lookslike, No, just that you vibe.
It's like, you know, I'mnot saying he's like full time gay,

(01:16:01):
obviously not. I think, youknow, bye, like one of
those like whatever whatever happens in themoment, whatever it seems to not getting
that vibe. No, not really, but I mean that has been a
rumor. Yeah exactly, I couldsee it. So Jada pigging it.
You want to see it. Iwant to see it. Yeah, as
Greg says, Jada's response is you'resuing over some allegation. That's how you

(01:16:28):
and it's we're suing. Huh,that's how you try to get people to
shut up who want a big didn'tCardi B win a lawsuit against like a
blogger? She did because this bloggersaid that I don't know she had diseases
and like all this crazy stuff aboutit. I could see it. Yeah,
allegedly, but she just has thatlook. But what's awesome is she

(01:16:48):
did win the case and then youknow, I think it was like two
million dollars something crazy she's never gettingbut she said, hey, I don't
care if she has twenty dollars onher account. I want that one.
Because there are the two thoughts here. One is ignore this guy, this
brother ballall or whatever. It'll goaway, because if you do sue,
that could keep it coming up andcoming up and coming up. The other

(01:17:09):
thought is the Cardi B thought isyou know, I want justice but it
also looks like you're denying it sohard that maybe it's true, right,
you know, like you're like,why can't you just say that didn't happen?
And if you think it does,oh well yeah, see you letter
I'm gay? Great if not?If those are fighting words, Greg,
you know, and it's it's nobodyon a nobody podcast The Sweek and Audio

(01:17:30):
Speaking of great menace things. Didyou see OJ was on a podcast?
Which one? Is this? Theit Is What It Is? Podcast?
Yeah? With mosted by Cameron andMace Nice. Yes, I know this
one. Okay, by the way, of all the terrible people that menace
loves O J, h J Andwhat's the other one? No, just

(01:17:51):
on your behalf because I know youlove man just for you. That's why
F Mary kill Kanye O J andKim Kim F Mary kill Mary kill Damn.
That's a hard one. Yeah,I'm over Kanye, so I guess

(01:18:14):
he's out. He's dead. Youwould kill him over Kim John because the
biggest coming back is not coming backwith access to nukes? Who's a psycho?
Yes, I'm marrying OJ and thenno, no, no, I'm
having sex with OJ and then marryingKim because we run an entire country want

(01:18:41):
starving people. Okay, but thenyou like, I don't know, you
can leave the country and travel andstuff because you're like, you know,
you can go. You can goto Russia and Venezuela and Cuba, the
cool places. I would say theI would say, the most logical one
be to kill Kim Jong right ridthe world and back. I would say
millions of lives. Yeah, andyou would f Kanye that's one and done,

(01:19:05):
and then he's out of your lifebecause he's never coming back. And
then you would marry OJ. AndI'll tell you why. I want to
know why, because he's going todie any minute. This guy's not living
much longer, and then you'll bedone with him. Kanye's gonna outlive OJ.
That is true, right, Well, this you be out of all
I think OJ's marriage track record.I agree, But what's the chances of
lightning striking twice? Yeah? Well, here's another reason you may not want

(01:19:27):
to marry time Mary Ojay is becauseon this clip again from the Everyone Needs
a Podcast These Days, he saysthat he's still at the age of seventy
six, is on South Beach pickingup chicks, who have this sort of
issue. You'd be surprised how manygirls got father issues and granddaddy issue.
And there are thousands of like manwho if you want you watch any oh,

(01:19:56):
if you watch any videos of likehim walking around back in the pop
day, not a day, that'swhat That's what this whole interview is about.
Today he will go out on softbeach, people will flock to him,
Okay, but that's not the hookup with him. That is like,
oh my god, let me geta picture from Instagram with percentage of
them want to hook up with oneof one hundreds? All you need,
bro, bro the numbers game.I mean that makes sense. Like there's

(01:20:18):
all these women that you know writethe prisoners and stuff, right, and
you just get some dumb, dirtyslut. Yeah, and there's a new
one every day, and he saysthey're down. I just can't believe seventy
seven, seventy six seventies looking good, grosser than who are you going with
Greg Mary Feeling? Let's kill Kimmy. Yeah, let's for world security.

(01:20:43):
We'll bang. OJ just want anddone to get it over with Mary Kanye
even though he's not coming back.YEP, that's fine by me, okay,
yeah, but think of all thestyle exactly you wear plastic bullets,
yeah, weird things over my face, and you will be allowed to talk.
Right. There's a there's a trendyward that I haven't heard for a
while, drip all right, Yeahthat was everything for a while. Now

(01:21:06):
it's like, when's last time youheard that? Only losers say drip anymore?
Right, So old and white andoldheads say that, we're gonna tell
you take a quick break more whathe showed next he show back in fear
and now back too, and thisweekend audio Loser County, Florida is where

(01:21:27):
we go next where the sheriff isreleased on their YouTube page. One of
the things I love the most,which is a sovereign citizen interaction And we
were actually one of these guys doingright. These are folks. They think
that if they like sign some documentsand they can like make their own license
plates and their own they don't belongto any country limit and when the cop
pulls him over, they don't doanything with them. So what this guy

(01:21:49):
does. He's been pulled over becausehe's crazy. He made his own plates
and he won't talk to the cop. He gets his crazy sovereign citizen girlfriend
on speaker phone, and here's sheis trying to talk to the police officer
about why none of them they haveto talk to anybody a right man.
If he refuses to identify himself fromthis traffic stop, there's going to be
an issue, sir, utral powerstates you know. Okay, By the

(01:22:23):
way, if somebody ever starts withdid you know, as you know,
whenever comes next is total bs.First off, why am I talking on
a speakerphone to a person who's tellingme about a sovereign blah blah blah?
Did you know it doesn't matter whohe identifies as he's operating a murdered vehicle
in the state of Florida. Man, well, that's fine. He doesn't

(01:22:47):
necessarily have to talk to me,but he does have to obey my lawful
commands, sir. As you know, sir, yeah, idiot, keep
going wow that Geneva, the GenevaConvention, and he's like handed the cop

(01:23:12):
these like fifteen pages of sign likehe like they're gonna read. The they
do is they drop trees between themselvesand like the World Health Organization and like
the port of a call in Dubaiand they play blah blah blah. So
he gets arrested. She shows upand starts mouthing off to the cops.
They say, get out of thecar. She says, n uh.
And this happens. Unlock the storenow, no, I'm not gonna hung

(01:23:34):
up you get out. Open thedoor now, get up, now,
get out, get out, getout of the us CO two forty US
code. Okay, they're fine.So yeah, if you ever run into
somebody who starts spotting off stuff abouttrees and conventions and sovereignty, yeah they

(01:23:59):
they you know their man. Well, she wasn't even there and then she
goes there and doesn't all yeah,causes, but they made it easy with
the broken window to get out.It's nice, very easy, convenient.
Get one more clip this week inaudio. All right, this is a
one hundred and six year old grandma. I love this lady. This is
from the account Blackpill reacts. Okay, yeah, old people one hundred and

(01:24:20):
six with her like thirty six yearold granddaughter. And she is told people
and young people like young kids,like they have no filter. They'll tell
you that you're true. They'll tellyou true or this case, they'll tell
you you're unmarried thirty six year old, that you're a slot. He's not
enduring life. Yeah, oh,grandma very disappointed in her granddaughter. I'm
thirty eight and never been there,no killing, nothing you should miss Anne.

(01:24:45):
Why do I have to get marriedand have kids to have a good
life. You have no good line. I don't go somewhere I do.
I just step that from a trueNow you have no name. If you
don't have no name, you ain'tnothing. Really, I'm not nothing without
a million. Yeah you know Ihad the day dad, I still have

(01:25:08):
six. I know you do.But that's that, right, that's dry
around like sleeping around like a slut. Yeah, that's right, thanks Gramma.
Hey, old and wise. Youknow, right on the Woody Show,
they want to like smell my feetand lift my feet. Oh,

(01:25:30):
got hurts to smell The Woody Show. Welcome back everybody. Yeah it is
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(01:25:51):
We've also got a couple of thefun facts coming up in the holidays today
for November the sixteenth, twenty two, twenty three. Today is Use Less
Stuff Day. Oh. I supportthat. We just recently cleaned out our
garage at the Hoose and Man.We spent about three hours and we went

(01:26:12):
through everything. We had a giantpile of just throwaway stuff. That's great.
And when you finally make the decisionlike, look, I haven't seen
or thought about this stuff in solong, you're like, maybe no,
just get rid of it. Closeyour eyes, push it out there.
I used to to everything. Yeah, and get rid of I've been.
Today is the Great American Smokeout.Oh yeah. The American Cancer Society challenging

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smokers to give up cigarettes just fortwenty four hours. Can you do it
for smokers? It's tough. It'sa National Button Day. And if you're
giving up smoking, maybe just takeup a new advice. It's National Fast
Food Day. Oh yeah, youreplace you know, one thing with another
thing. It's National Fast Food Day. After ours voicemails eight seven seven that's

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eight seven seven forty four. Whattime after ten am you could leave us?
A message there if you have somethingyou want to share, part of
one of our topics, or youknow, whatever the case might be,
or some feedback on the topic thatyou already heard. That's what this one
is. It's something about Greg's TuesdayTakeover. Yeah, Greg Glory. That
Variety show was epic. It wasperfect. Can we get Greg Glory to

(01:27:24):
do a Thanksgiving roast like Brandy usedto do? That would be hilarious.
Thank you, love you, cregOh, thank you. Wasn't that you
just kind of did the roast?I know, yeah, that's what it
went for another occasion. Yeah,it wasn't. I was just talking about
coworkers, not necessarily you guys.Okay, because I name names, you

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didn't name any names, so Idon't know. Yeah, Like, I
didn't roast anybody, So you didn'tmean any Is that what you're saying?
Oh? I meant all of Yeah, I met all of it. I
meant all of it, Harsher,I just roasted new people. Yeah.
Hey, this person, you know, keeps their tree up all year long.
We're talking about like how soon istoo soon? I go whatever?

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And yeah, here listen to listento this one. Hey, what a
show long Time listener. You knowyou're topic about Christmas tree keeping them up
year round. What a great idea. We tried them, kept it up,
turned it into a New Year's treewith classic campaign glasses and decorations and
party horns, and we turned itto Valentine's in February. Then we moved

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right into Saint Patti's Day. Thenwe did an Easter tree with plastic eggs
and whatnot, and then all throughthe summer. It was easy to do
red, white and blue theme tocover Memorial, Fourth of July and Labor
Day, and then turned it intoa Halloween tree and then to fall in
the autumn, and then right backinto Christmas. The kids hated it,

(01:28:56):
but we loved it. I'm gladto hear many of you have that holiday
spirit. Interesting. Yeah, that'snot a terrible idea. Here's an email
email at what He Show dot com. We had the fun fact about how,
for like, when they first startedPirates of the Caribbean at Disney at
Disneyland, they actually had on loanI guess from U C l A or

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u SC one of the two universities, actual human bones, skulls and stuff
like that. Because all the artificialstuff, you know, just didn't look
realistic enough, right, So,and then there was a rumor for the
longest time, even up here recently, that there was still one one set

(01:29:38):
of crossbones, you know, withthe skull on the two Yeah, like
the bedroom scene where the skeletons layingin the bed at the Anyway, so
somebody on the show I believe wasmaybe it was Menace, said that like,
oh, how would you be ableto tell, you know, bone
from like real bone from Oh?No, I said, I would be
able to. You would be ableto? Said, wouldn't know? Yeah,

(01:30:00):
I wouldn't know. I've never handledany actual human bone, never held
a skull, I mean animal bones, Like if you got like a tomahawk
steak or whatever, like that's abone or a drumstick or whatever. Right,
But Emily writes in Hey, guys, wanted to throw on my two
cents on the bone situation. Wouldyou be able to tell that bones were
real? Yes? Absolutely? Thetexture for one is totally unlike anything else.

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Also with the skull, specifically,the jaw would be difficult to keep
attached without cartilage and what not keepingit together, and additionally, without any
tissue, the pores of the boneas well as the holes where the skull
fuses as a young child would beextremely noticeable. I just thought I would
share. Weirdly, I agree withMenace. Also, I know these things

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from grad school. I got mymaster's in anthropology. I work as an
archaeologist, and I've had classes examiningreal human remains. That is Emily in
Atlanta. Yeah enough, you wouldbe able to maybe if you did a
side by side. Sure, poorlittle holes, little holes. It would

(01:31:08):
be quote dry, you know howthey do that? What? What?
What's that exhibit? The like humanexhibit or whatever it's like, isn't it
just called humans or something something likethat? But they have all the skin.
Raby, Raby's gone that. Now. I will click and I'll watch
the most brutal videos. I'll watchany of these toe uh toenail clipping videos.

(01:31:29):
And people don't have like massively messedup feet, pimple poppers and any
of that stuff. The idea ofgoing to that exhibit body body, just
the idea of going to that creepsme out. Anatomy, it's physiology,
it's science the whole time. Iwould I could probably go, but I

(01:31:50):
would just be thinking about the actualperson. Right, No, that was
a purse. That was a personthat they had all cut up and on
display. I have been out ofcollege where they had all the bodies and
like they were working on somebody's neckand they were like pulling on the arteries
saying like this is this My god, it's vain, And I was like,
why as cool as hell is it? Yeah? Couldn't do it?

(01:32:15):
Yeah, that's check for bodies andbraies backyard. It's knowledge. It's just
it's super interest. It's how youwork, you know. I think it's
super cool, super weird. Yeah, yeah, and it just just creates
me out. I think the samething I started thinking about, like the
person, that person had a family, Yeah, I wonder if they had
a pet, Like who are theirfriends? They live? Yeah? What
was their favorite food? Now lookat them? But then that's a great

(01:32:38):
glory way of thinking. Like ifhe puts on the Golden Girl, so
watch and think, well, they'reall dead, that's right all I think?
Ye, not what a great thisis? You know it's weird.
Though then I can look at livingpeople and not care or even think twice
about it. I know, soweird? Is that weird? Yeah?
And like fifty years from now willbe gone. Somebody else will live in
our house, right, everything wedo won't matter. Yeah. I think

(01:33:00):
about like, man, this whateverit is. I think it's like a
material thing like this table or whatever. This is gonna like be around so
much longer after I'm gone. Yeah. Yeah, someone else is going to
live in your house. Yeah.Your car will be in landfill. Yeah,
someone's gonna go. Oh my god, this house is crazy old.
Yeah and you lived in it.Wow. Sorry to be jumping around so

(01:33:23):
much, everybody, random thought time. Okay, I was watching HGTV and
it was house Hunters, and itwas like this young couple, super young
couple, and they're like, e, I don't want to see any houses
that are older than we are.It's built in ninety seven, which I
would consider brand new. My wifeand I looked at each other. I'm

(01:33:45):
like, are you kidding me?She's like, iw, my house is
built six. I mean, I'mwith them, but yeah, I mean
again, I like new stuff too. But it was just so funny,
like this house is. You wouldthink it was like a mid century like
a Brady Bunch house or something likethat. Now, dog, yeah,
ninety seven, I can't get it. Oh no, she wants stuff meg

(01:34:10):
old. Yeah. Oh that's truewhen it gets in houses, you like
old stuff. My house that Ihad was older than me. But yeah,
I think most houses. Yeah everywhere, Yeah, everywhere. Yeah,
all right, time for Raby's nerdNow show. This is nerding Out with
Ravy Hiram. Let's got you allnerdy and tingly on this Thursday morning.

(01:34:33):
Well congrats to Switch users. Ittook long enough, but Hogwarts Legacy is
now available for Switch. And ifyou ask me what my favorite game of
the year is, it is HogwartsLegacy because I'm just such a homer for
the Wizarding World and I thought thestory was super interesting, though it did
not get nominated for Game of theYear at the Game Awards. Whatever nominees

(01:34:58):
are Alan Wait two, Ball Elderskatethree, Marvel, Spider Man two,
Resident Evil four, Super Mario,Brothers Wonder and Legend of Zelda Tiers of
the Kingdom. So I've played SpiderMan two and Tiers of the Kingdom,
and I would probably go with Tiersof the Kingdom, though Spider Man two
absolutely rules. Now. There wasa trailer attached to the Marvels that I

(01:35:18):
saw over the weekend. But nowThe Fall Guy starring Ryan Gosling and Emily
Blunt, is being delayed just alittle bit. It was scheduled for March
first next year, but is beingpushed to May third, which is a
higher profile date, and it wasavailable because Deadpool three vacated that date and
moved to July twenty six. SoDeadpool three, much like this year's Guardians

(01:35:41):
three, probably going to be immunefrom Marvel fatigue. Speaking of Marvel,
we got a couple of new trailersfor Marvel stuff. We got the first
trailer for Adam Webb starring Dakota Johnson. That's part of the Sony Venom verse
that is scheduled to hit theaters onValentine's Day, but I think that might
be a little bit fluid, dependson whether they get all the special effects

(01:36:03):
done in time. And we gota trailer four season two of Marvel's What
If on Disney Plus. I loveseason one of the show. Season two
starts rolling out December twenty second.I'm Rabian. For more nerd stuff,
check out the nerd no podcast atThe Woody Show dot com. Nerd all
right, thank you very much,Rabels all right, thank you. Gregg

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cracks himself up. Man, We'vegot some more Woody Show coming up for
you next. Hang on. Forexample, the first thing that we make
now, instead of a cuckoo clock, see this is a poopo clock.
And what we did seees, wetook them turns and we crammed them in
between the number there. So that'sone, thirty, two, thirty,
three, thirty. The Witty Showcreating awkward moments between Uber drivers and their
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right, we are wrap it up. It's gonna do it for Thursday,
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into a weekend, knowing that nextweek's a holiday week. Cool Tomorrow Friday
fail stories. So we're gonna havethe duy q for your chance to win
some stuff there. The Redneck Newsplayoffs continue. And how about some Friday
Dad jokes. Never a bad time, especially on a Friday, for some

(01:37:57):
fun Friday Dad jokes and anything elsethat we can do to get through the
morning and end of the weekend asquickly as possible. Oh, we'll do
it Friday on The Woody Show.Yeah, Raby Man, Sea Bat Sam,
anything you like to add, youknow, Greg Gory parting words of
wisdom. Please remember that the mostdangerous canoes on Earth are volcanoes. It's
a spelling jokes that works really wellon the radio. You just think about

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it. Just think about thanks Rave, just think about it. Come on,
all right, Thank you very much, Greg Gory Volcanoes. Thank you
so much for giving the Woody Showsome of your valuable time this morning.
You know we'd love it, appreciateyou for that. The rest of you
guys can suck it. We willcatch you back here on Friday. Have
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