The Woody Show November 20th 2023 Podcast

News Headlines, Pie vs. Pie, Redneck News & More!

Episode Transcript

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is now in session. Good morning, everybody, Good morning Monday. It
is a Monday morning. It isNovember, the twenty twenty twenty three short
week holiday week. But here weare ready to get that week underway.

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We are the Woody Show. Iam Woody. That's raving. There's Greg
Gory. Yeah, h Menace ishere. He's our social media director of
final aspiments on any of the socialplatforms at the Woody Show. Right there.
We've got Sea Bass, Yeah,Sammy's here. Many Bort and Caroline
are here holding it down in theWoody Show production department. There's our associate
producer Morgan. We got Vaughn,our video producer. He's here, and

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the phones are open at eight sevenseven forty four Woody. That's eight seven
seven forty four Woody. You canalso hit us up with a text over
to two two nine eight seven comingup for you this morning. The Redneck
news playoffs continue. That gets whittleddown as the days go by here and
we'll eventually figure out who the redneck news story of the year will be

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We'll get you caught up on allthe trending news headlines. And with Thanksgiving
coming up this week, we havea it's called the survey game Pie versus
Pie. I'm excited for that.Well we get to talk about pie.
Yeah, yeah, where the samplesat right, where there's a real pie?
Yeah about pie? I mean somepeople are cake people, cookie people,
pie people like I will never turndown pie. It may not be,

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it may not be like if there'san option between two different things,
it may not be my first choice, but I have dude, I will
definitely eat some pie. I lovethat. Yeah, so big big food
holiday. It's really this is oursuper Bowl Yeah show on the radio.
That's right. This isn't like ajerky question. Just I'm interested. What

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dessert would you turn down? Idon't like coffee, Yeah, I don't.
I don't like meringue, like anythinglike lemon moringe also true. Yeah,
not a fan of those mochi Iwould throw that in the garbage belongs.

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Yea Mochi's gross, folks. Youdon't know. That is ice cream
wrapped in a like appliable flavorless ricemush cornt and then then cornstars, so
you get mess everywhere. Also,certain pastries, like there are certain pastries
that are just crazy, like drystones, skunk garbage, that's garbage.

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Use it as a doorstop. Yeah, it's so dry and so gross.
Yeah. So yeah, there's there'ssome out there. Yeah, few exist.
White chocolate, Oh, that's right. I know it's gonna piss off,
but any of that like Mexican sweetbreadstuff all dry with a layer of
dry, crappy yep, frosting ontop. Also agree. I have had

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some that are good, but themajority is like when I see them,
I don't know what they're called,but when I see them, I can
point them go nope, nope,nope, yep, absolutely nope, maybe
maybe right yeah eight seven four ofthe text over to two two nine eight
seven got some survey says normal bythe number stuff. Talking about different decades.

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My wife always says like she shouldhave been born in fifties. Yeah,
she she wishes that she could havelived in the fifties, right,
And I said, you are waytoo mouthy to have ever survived the fifties.
What do you wish is he couldlive in the fifties. Knock you
out? A little bit, andno, I mean times, shake a
real good. Times were more simplethan for sure, And I can see

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where people have a fascination or likethey romanticized, like maybe that era for
different reasons. Let it screaming,get hold yourself. Yeah you're losing your
mind. Shake you're circle. Yeah. No, but like like man,
just I guess if you were therebut had no idea what the future all

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as far as technology and things go, like, then maybe you wouldn't you
wouldn't want to be there. Well, they had TV in the fifties.
I had a check, so Ihad to minute google did they have TV?
You know? I know that becauseMarty went back to nineteen fifty five.
You remember Lorraine's parents had just gottenthe TV's, Like, yeah,
we got two of them. Youhave two television sets. He's joking.

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Nobody has two TVs. Right,If your wife was in the fifties,
you'd have to learn how to usea vacuum cleaner, you know, damn
Also true? Also true. Solet's see if we agree or disagree with
the majority of what people said herefor these different things. Best music,
what decade had the best music?Eighties? Eighties? For sure, I
agree I have to agree, becauseit was a good mix of everything you

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had of like every genre, alittle bit hip hop, electronic hip hop,
of far rock right right, yeah, right, yeah. I would
definitely say eighties followed by nineties ifyou're gonna ask me the well, I
mean, other than going back tolike the oh, like the swing twenties
era, you know, Prohibition eratype stuff, I would say the worst

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for me the seventies. Oh,it's all like garage rock, acid rock,
yeah right, exactly. Sixties isthe worst for me. Well,
yeah, Greg, oldies, thesixties fifty sixties would be like the oldies
stuff that you're about. Copper Yeah, yeah, yeah, So eighties,
eighties, eighties, eighties, eightiesperfect, nineties, nineties for Sammy.

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Yeah, late eighties, early nineties, early hip hop, quite frankly is
terrible. It kind of hit asweet spot late eighties. Yeah, nineties
and see that would be the sweetspot for me. I would say,
like eighty five to ninety five,if I just had to pick any kind
of ten year, you still havemetal, you still have para metal,
but you just brunge. Yeah,Like eighty eight eighty nine to me were
like the prime years, Like ifI if I find a playlist online that's

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eighty eight, eighty nine, alldifferent genres or whatever rules best decade for
movies ovies. Wow, that's Iwill also go eighties because again, favorite
movies are really from the eighties.Eighties comedies. I grew up on National
Imps Vacation obviously my favorite movie ofall time. Back to the Future,

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right, Yeah, I don't.I'm not a movie file. I would
say, like two thousand's tooth thousandsfor you rave. Yeah, I'm surprised
to hear you say that, becauseI definitely don't go back and rewatch a
lot of eighties movies. I'll watchseventies movies before I watch eighties movies.
Really. Yeah, Like eighties moviesto me are mostly all pretty dumb.

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I was a lot of seventies movies. They it was all that gritty horse
crap. I just watched something calledFat City recently. With Fat City,
well, I was recommended by BillBurr of all people, and it's got
very young and sexy Jeff Bridges aslike an amateur boxer. But it's all
like that. It's like taxi driver, like everyone dies at the end dog
day afternoon, like it's all thoseeverything had to be so pretty gritty and

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dark. It was all gritty allthe time. Ye classics. Yeah,
you know what. I I watchedthe end, I watched the first Police
Academy I ever watched. Bread.I think watching those now would be pretty
dumb. It was fun, mom, It was just pure nostalgia rule.

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I would say, right, saysthe early two thousand, two thousands,
two thousands, menace eighties two thousands, two thousands. I think, what
do you sold me on? Eighties? The comedies were dirties was fun?
Yeah, right, exactly, bestTV? Oh, nineties, I would
say nineties were TG TGIF Yeah.Yeah, I would say the nineties.

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Nineties that was the last time theyhad like appointment television. Really it's when
to watch twin Peaks, X File. Early two thousands you still had that.
Yeah, but like nineties it wasreally Yeah, but I mean like
Seinfeld, Fraser TV and events werejust a big deal, like when Ellen
came out and right the Seinfeld finaleand yeah yeah, nineties yeah, Hey,

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I forgot to tell you. Youknow what got the majority of votes
from music It was the eighties that'smost votes. Also the eighties from movies
for Best TV the twenty twenties.What it's kind of It's really good.
I feel like in a renaissance,you know, with streamings, a lot
of good stuff you gotta forget,you do forget. In the seventies and

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eighties, TV was looked down uponby actors like, oh, they're doing
TV now. Yeah, because becausethere was a lot of garbage TV.
Everybody wanted to be in movies.But yeah, for TV. It's the
twenty twenties, followed by the nineteennineties. Okay, they got the most
votes best fashion. I don't know. I would say nineties. I nineties
were a terrible time. No fashion. I mean for what I like to

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wear. Cargo shorts, Yeah,exactly, cargo shorts. Yeah. I
think you're going back to the fiftiesfor fashion. Yeah, I think like
sixties, seventies probably yeh bottoms andstupid flower I would say fifties because,
like, you know, if youhad if you had a career, you
would wear a tie. The womenalways look like movie stars, and that

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it was jeans and a white Tshirt and a white T shirt, cigarettes
and yours rolled up in the sleeve, right, and people made an effort.
They would say forties even dream ofgoing out unless you're all look at
stock, Like, look at stockfootage of New York City in the forties,
and everyone's in a nice coat.Everybody looks good. Women were in
those packs in the forties. Yeah, of course, it's all I'm saying,

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fifties or fifties. It's something thatyou could still wear today. Well,
the survey found the twenty twenties allright, profession and then when everybody
started just slob when sports bras apparentlybecame anytime anywhere, no matter how big
you are, you know, ona flight in pajamas. And then and
then the nineties, rely the nineties. Yeah, people in the second place,

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our days idiots, best books.I'll just tell you nineteen forties,
because I don't think anybody else doesany So, the majority of people said
nineteen forties, eighties, books inthe twenties. And they also asked what
what decade you'd most want to livein? Eighties and so for my wife
would be the fifties, going backto the eighties, going back to the
eighties. For Ravy Greg and myself, I would say the eighties as well.

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I will say fifties, because whatwhat big advancement besides, like cable
TV was there in the eighties,the VCR dude that like the mine cable
television special effects in movies. Butalso yeah again all the movies because I
love the movies. I love themusic, all that, all that stuff.
Yeah, everything everything. It waslike exciting, and everybody, you
know, wanted to do cocaine andtop popped their polo collars bands. You

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know, we're forgetting this quay ludes, big eighties drug that. I don't
know why they haven't brought those back. Yeah, come on, bring them
fast. It's like getting drunk withno calories. We should try it.
Yeah, some guys said the outlawedthem and then some day stopped making.
I don't wonder if we can makefentanyl, we can make quakes. I
wonder how many people are googling quaylouts right now? Get back on loot.

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I might have heard of it.You don't know what they ever know
what they are? Wall Street.We want to try one on them.
It's one of those things I thinkeverybody's maybe heard. You might have heard
the term ludes bro right, andthe people were like in a bad mood,
like what l just lude? Youcan loot it? Up for your
flights. What era sixties? Sixties? Men? That's what did you say?
I said, eighties, eighties?All right? Well, they ask
people what decade they'd most want tolive in. The twenty twenties got the

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most vote. Hell, no warand hell social media. Everybody's angry.
Yes, it's tense. Then itwent eighties, seventies, nineties, sixties,
and then the fifties, and thenanything pre nineteenth like all dead last,

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Like nobody wanted to go back tothat time. But yeah, I
would say like eighties, nineties andthen maybe like two thousand to twenty ten
fifties. That wasn't bad, right, that was all right, But anything
like pre social media and when yourparents couldn't get a hold of you,
that ripped. Actually, I understandwhat you're saying. You just don't know

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what the hell you're talking about.It's another new hour. I've insensitivity training,
prede politically correct world. It's aMonday morning. It's November the twentieth,
twenty twenty three, and like wesaid, it's like a Monday aka
Thursday. I love it at leastaround here, short week for a lot

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of people. Yeah, I hopeyou have that. I hope you're gonna
get to live that dream too.We are all. It's November the twentieth,
twenty twenty three on Moddy. That'sRavey, good morning. There's Greg
Gory, good morning. What Menaceis here? What is that? Woody?
Here's Sea Mass, We got Sammy, there's Born, there's Caroline.
Morgan's here, Vaughan's here. Phonesare open eight seven seven forty four,
Woodie, that's eight seven seven fortyfour, Woodie, give us up of

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the text over to two two nineeight seven. Yeah. So it's today
and tomorrow and then Wednesday, ThursdayFriday, we are gonna be off enjoying
Thanksgiving with our friends and family.Hopefully, like I said, you're doing
the same. There will be ashow on the air Wednesday, Thursday Friday.
It won't be a brand new show, but if you haven't heard it,
it's new to you. And thenwe'll be back on Monday morning with

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the this time next week with thebrand new show. I hope be here
before we know it. I know. I specifically remember last year when we
walked out the door for just acouple of days off for the Thanksgiving break,
and I'm like, man, that'sawesome. We got this big,
long, basically long weekend, andit went so fast it felt like a
regular weekend. And I remember thinkinglike, that's it because I had I

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had a very vivid memory of leavingwork that day, like pulling out of
the garage, and then before Iknew, I was waiting for the garage
to to open so I can pullin on that Monday afterwards. I'm damn
it, just here, just here, how much pulling pulling everybody else is
pulling out? Right? Yeah?I know, I know a lot of
doing it wrong. Yeah, Ithink I think we're one of the only

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shows that are on at all thisweek. Really, yeah, yeah,
we could run around the halls.You have very few. Take my shirt
up, bravy, take your shirt. That's new. Right, So Greg's
got some of the trending news headlinescoming up? Oh I I did want
to add a couple of things tomy list of annoyances. Oh my god,

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the list of things that don't annoyyou? Who are you to be
fair? Greg? Who is sheto throw stones at me? Taste?
Right? But that list doesn't increase, it does it's just cemented. No,
that's true. I have not broughta new annoyance to the table because
you don't talk about a laminated annoyance, but she doesn't talk about I make

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notes that I can bring it up. I had a new one, I
would bring it to the table.You know why, because it's relatable.
Say there's people that go, yeah, what annoys you know? Okay,
so there's a new restaurant. Mymy step mom and dad they're here,
and my stepmother loves Mexican food.There's a new Mexican place right by my

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house, right and I've heard I'veheard it's really good. But when I
said, is it like your standardyou know, like Mexican dishes, like
like the regular menu tacos and burritosand stuff like that, or is it
more like an elevated you know,because it looks on the outside, it
looks kind of like one of thoselike fancier places, you know what I

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mean. And I want to gothere because it's also like, as they
call it, tequila bar. Soit's a Mexican restaurant slash tequila bar.
I'm like, rip, yeah,okay, so leaves me. It might
be a little hipster, right,So I just want to see what the
menu is because I know like shejust wants like the regular stuff, you
know. And so I went ontheir website to look at their menu.
And I've seen this a number oftimes and it always pisses me off.

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Their website has the menu as aPDF that you have to download, just
have the menu up there. Yeah, they make it too hard. Yeah,
dude, you're looking for the menu. It's like download the pdf of
arment. Why you have a websiteutit up on the website. All right,
So that's number one. Uh,I agree, right, okay,

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I totally agree. Is the hardestthing to find. Also, and by
the way, it's more of ahipster type Mexican establishment. Yeah, yeah,
of course. Yeah. Uh.And then the other the the other
one. I'll add to that,Greg, just because I know you agree.
And if you're still doing QR codemenus this far after COVID, stop

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it stop it. Just have likea regular menu. So many places still
do it. It takes so muchlonger to go through because like you're zooming
in, zooming out, moving over, zooming back in, zooming out.
Like it's awful. Yeah, sucks. I hated those from day one,
though, Yeah, I understood it. Greg was on board with Yeah,
like I understood it when it firststarted, but then you know, well

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remember how we all got COVID fromtouching menus, right, right? So
I was willing to put up withit just to be able to eat inside
of a restaurant. Yeah exactly,I love Yeah, but I get it's
probably a good way to cut expensesthough. Yeah, yeah, definitely.
And then number two, you know, I've already got people with their pronouns
listed on their social media and theiremail profiles on my list, but now

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I'd like to add people who haveall opinions are my own on their social
media profiles. Oh yeah, that'sa new thing. No, that's the
other thing. It just I realizedthat I've just noticed it more. I
guess I don't know, I knowit's been around for a while. Yeah.
Just people that work for companies,they always put that in there.
No, no, no, that'sthe thing. These people like, get

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over yourself. Unless your job titledCEO or communications or PR director for a
company, it's obvious and unnecessary.That's what I would think, opinion,
because I've noticed that ninety and theseare some people that I know. Ninety
nine point nine percent of people thathave this or people who have a job.
That's the equivalent like flipping burgers orworking in a cube. You're punching
numbers in the spreadsheets. Nobody isconfusing your take on social as McDonald's official

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position on a topic, right,nobody. And if I'm looking at it,
I'm assuming it's your you have thirtyfollowers. Yeah, nobody's confusing it
with the official position for anything otherthan your opinion. Really, yeah,
you think that, But people havebeen fired for less, right, Yeah,

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And I mean that is not becausenot because the company is like oh
well, uh, you know thisperson who's you've been representing on the janitorial
staff. Yeah, but it's confusingthe public with our opinion with their opinion.
Yeah, the janitor doesn't have thaton his soul. Oh you'd be
surprised. That's like a super basicbitch thing. Oh dude, maybe you're
just not noticing. Like I said, I know, it's been around for

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a while. I just noticed.And it doesn't protect them though, right
right, And that's that's the otherthing. That's the other thing. You
know, it's not gonna go well, you know, I did have my
profile said my opinions are not thatof my company. That I work for.
Oh, they're gonna go oh wellnever mind. Yeah, yeah,
Now I'm kind of like siding withravy. I don't know if I have

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new annoyances lately, annoyed by thesame right, plenty of annoyances for sure,
Yeah, but I don't know ifthey have any new ones lately.
I did have a QUI shouldn't freeyou guys, though, I told you
one of my annoyances is that myneighbors take their garbage out, yeah,

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and then leave them out days aftergarbage Day until the cans are out four
out of the seven days. Yeah, mega unsightly. So the other day
I saw my neighbor when I waswalking the dog and they were both on
a walk as well, and Inoticed they looked very angry at me.
Maybe they because I know that Igive them the stink eye when they get
home on garbage day the cans havebeen emptied, and then they just walk

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into their house. Come on,like, if you're going to do it,
at least be cool. You know. They didn't even say hi to
me on the walk, and Ithought the garbage cop a, I'm going
to be using that bin washing thingtoday covered in cobwebs and yeah, they're

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so gross. I don't even wantto they stink so bad from all the
dog ish Here's here's some fallout frompeople on social One would be Elon Musk.
Have you seen some of the storiesabout this. Yeah, I did.
There was a lot of advertisers thatpulled Yes a ton, so Disney
and ESPN went dark. Some othercompanies as well, Apple have stopped advertising

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on Yeah. So this is inresponse to Elon posting you have said the
actual truth in response to another postclaiming that Jews push hatred against white people,
and so that caused all kinds ofyou know, backlash about the anti
Semitic behavior from Elon Musk, andso now Tesla investors are calling for his

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suspension. Oh is it Tesla sucktaking a dump? The first American trust
ceo says there's no excuse for spreadingthe hatred by any CEO of any publican
trading company, and at the Tesla'sboard should place him on leave for a
month or two. Well, yeah, I mean, but it's Elon.
It's not the first time said stufflike that. Now, when Elon says

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something, I could see where thatwould like, you know, he may
post, not that it'll change anything. Now if he has something on there
like oh, my opinion is likethat's the kind of person I understand,
Like, all right, fine,has to have that, get not that
in the point that Menace made,Not that it changes anything. Even if
he had that, you know,Disney and Apple and everybody else would still
be uh, you know, I'msure pulling advertising right. Yeah, going

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back to what Greg says all thetime, like, you know, you
don't have to right every thought,share every thought. Even if you think
that believe that, what are youposting that? Probably because he's got billions
of dollars. He probably doesn't evencare. Why But why why put it
out in the world? Begin Yeah, why ruffle feathers when you know it's
going to be controversial ProAb because itdoesn't care, That's what I'm saying.
Like he doesn't even think about that. I don't even think he thinks like,

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oh well this could have Like youknow, I don't I think when
you're that rich sometimes or you knowthat he's so weird anyway, but I
think when you're weird and rich likethat, Yeah, it probably doesn't even
cross your mind. Weird and richshouldn't be an excuse for hatred like that.
Well, I'm just saying, like, I don't know why, you
know, you know people, Oh, I don't know why people would do
that. I don't know what werethey thinking, but they weren't true.

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Well half the time, like youhear these criminals or whatever. See,
I don't believe that. In thecase of Elon Musk. I think everything
he does is calculated. Yeah.Well, they also said there's this,
uh, these tech guys that havefollow I haven't read his book or listened
to his book, but they saidthat Elon Musk is definitely self destructive where
he needs to be in chaos.That's where he feels comfortable and he thrives

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in it because any time that he'slike doing really well, yeah, he
always up because you want to beYeah, okay, So the psychological part
of that I've I've heard before,Like I've known people who are like that.
This one person not a friend,this is just a person like a
former co worker. This guy wouldget fired every i don't know, six
months, he'd have like a newjob, and I'm like, man,

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what's going on with this guy?Of course, because he got fired so
many places at one point and Iworked with him and uh, somebody said
that he actually ended up going totherapy, and it was he was told
because this you know what you weresaying that whenever things are are good,
and I understand this part. Whenthings are good, you're waiting for the
shoe to drop, and he wantsto be in control of when the shoe
drops. So things go well,the new job's going pretty well, and

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he's like up and he pulls basicallythe ripcord and he does something to sabotage
or to test to see if itwill sabotage, because he figures it will
anyway, yes, And so hedoesn't want to be caught off guard,
so he does something even if he'snot like completely consciously thinking like this is
going to blow something up, hebecomes like destructive or like self destructive,

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like sabotage. Yeah. Yeah,you start pushing or testing limits because he
needs he needs that control. Hedoesn't want to be caught off guard.
I don't relate to that, don'twant to relate to that are good,
I'm just gonna mess it up becausethat's going to happen anyway. Yeah,

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that's weird. So what do youthink menis on Elon Musk. You think
he's truly hateful. Raby says he'shateful, that he's hateful. I didn't
say he's hateful. I just saidI think he's more calculated than you give
him credit for. Well, no, you did say something about that,
questioning why are you putting something sohateful out into that? He's like you're

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trying to basically, you're trying tosay that he's constantly push pushing an agenda,
yeah, which I kind of cansee that as well. I mean,
I think he has his own ideason how he wants things run,
and then he focuses on making thathappen. Steves is not in the room,
but he's also wedding on his cybertruck. So I don't know if

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he's the one thing. You wouldn'thave anything to say anything about Elon,
Yeah, other than he loves it. Literally, he's the best, your
best friend. Yeah, he wouldlove to Yeah eight seven, seven forty
four what he You can hit usup with the text over to too to
nine eight semisode. He said,I went to a restaurant. They had
a physical menu for the food,but the beer menu was a QR code.

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Why just have a physical beer menuas well. Maybe it just changes
a lot, probably changes. Yeah, yeah, it's probably their ID of
the week. But what did youdo before the QR code? You know,
he just printed out a piece ofpaper, usually like a chalkboard at
those times had the chalkboard, youknow, stuff like that. That is
that is goofy. Yeah, it'sprobably because it changes a lot. Back

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in the high This is a woodyshow. And as we move along this
morning, we look to Greg Goryfor some of the trending news headlines.
Well, former President Jimmy Carter hasoutlived his wife because former First Lady Rosalind
Carter died at the age of ninetysix over the weekend. Jimmy is currently
ninety nine. By the way,I mean he'll be dead within a couple

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of days, right, that's happened. Yeah, because I saw the mayor
for what seventy seven years? Wow? Imagine that, married to the second
person for seventy seven years. Yeah, what a nightmare. Everything runs its
course, right, and everything everythingruns the course at some point seventy seven

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years. Yeah, my good lord, we're married probably sixty seven years or
something like that. And once mygrandmother died, My grandfather died within six
months. Yeah, that's what I'msaying. Like, because Jimmy Carter,
he's been in hospice now for awhile. Yeah, he's been in bad
shape. So I mean this mightput that over the ed. You see
that stuff all the time. Yeah. Well, an official cause of death

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has not been released, but shewas diagnosed with dementia back in May,
and in her lifetime she was achampion of mental health advocacy and caregiving.
After being First Lady, she livedpretty quiet life with her husband, Jimmy
Carter, and enjoyed visiting her familyand friends. So rip Rosalind Carter.
She was the first first Lady tohave like her own staff and her own

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office really at the White Yeah.I thought that was and that seems almost
so late too recent. Yeah,yeah, right, Like you think there
was a process with like uh,I don't know Madison or something like that.
I forgot what president, But therewas a wife Kennedy or that wasn't
pretty much running everything because the otherguy, like I don't know, he
couldn't even Oh that was that wasa drunk history, you know what you're

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talking about, Like there was apresident who was basically incapacitated, but they
didn't want to tell anybody, sotheir wife just kind of took over.
Yeah yeah, and they would likefake him like movie instead. Really yeah,
I do recall that drunk history andCourtney Cox was the wife. Really
yeah. I mean what a lifethough, man ninety six years old?

(28:41):
First of all, you lived inninety six true, right, and then
for the majority of your life,I mean you were a former first lady.
I mean, how about just thefact you were the first lady of
the of the country, right,that's got to be pretty wild. Like
I'm saying, I always think aboutprivate moments and thoughts, you know,
like when you I mentioned this before, for whether you elected or voted to

(29:02):
elect the guy or not. What'sthe thought of the person who on election
night just won the presidency? Youknow, like when the parties are over
or whatever, and they're back attheir room and they're in bed, their
wife has already rolled over, whoeverrolls over and says good night, and
they're just sitting there and they getthat ringing in your ears from being at
a big loud event or whatever.What Like, what's that feeling, what's
that thought that nobody else knows youwere just elected president. That's got to

(29:29):
be so weird. And so fewpeople in the history of the country even
you know that feeling right president anywhere, I mean not just this country,
but just just anywhere. Like whenyou when you when you accomplish this,
or you become a certain person,but her ninety six years old. Like
if you were to sit there andthey say, your whole life flashes before
your eyes. Man, what alife? Right you were the first lady.
Yeah, that's not pretty wild.The president we're talking about is Woodrow

(29:52):
Wilson. Really he was the onethat was just wasted all the time,
just bedridden. At one point.Oh, I thought it was because he
was a mega drum. No,no, no, he was like he
was ill. He was ill,and then people were like, hey,
he can't we haven't seen him inpublic and bo yeah, and then so
they would like fake him moving inhis bed and stuff and pretend he was

(30:14):
fine pretty much like we can haveburn that stuff. Yeah, it's bizarre.
The one thing I remember is writinga report on President William Henry Harrison,
who died after I think it wasonly nine months or eleven months after
he became president. Imagine that youfinally get your maid, your position and
then boom, you're dad. Didn'tAlanna Sporset say something like that in a
song, like it's like winning thelottery, right and dying the next day?

(30:37):
Next y yane it is he waspresident for a month. It's a
free ride, but already came fourthto April fourth, eighteen forty one.
It's the good one. Yeah,like he got he got sick at his
inauguration, Like it was a rainy, cold, nasty day and he wasn't
wearing a coat and he got verysick. Got no great, did you

(31:00):
get a funny report? No?But maybe it was nine months after he
got elected and then waited for Ialways thought that was a myth, like
going out without a coat or whatever, like oh, it's gonna get you
sick. I always thought that waslike a myth. That was the new
way of thinking that being cold doesn'tgive you a cold, right doesn't.
It doesn't give you a cold,colds, a virus. You were probably

(31:22):
way more susceptible to stuff in eighteenforty one. Sure we're already dying,
right, But what I say wasit because like you went outside in the
rain without a coat. It wascold outside, like, oh, you
better put a hat on, You'regonna get sick, right, what back
then everybody got pneumonia though, right, polion killed polio and pneumonia they got

(31:44):
the polls. They were all therare edge back then. Uh, speaking
of people who passed away, ifyou're a Sopranos fan, you know who
Suzanne Shephard was. She played MaryDeAngelis, the mom of Edie Falco's character
Carmela. Suzanne died the other dayat the age of eighty nine. She
was also so Lorraine's mom and Goodfellas. She was in Good Fellas. Yeah,

(32:06):
she was in Requiem for a Dream. She was in Working Girl,
Mystic Pizza, and My Favorite UncleBuck. She was that Oh yeah,
that really mean school principle. Shesuffered from chronic obstructive pulmonary disease. So
Suzanne Shepherd gone at eighty nine.And then Thanksgiving travel might be really tough

(32:27):
this year because there's a storm it'smoving its way through the US this week,
and it started on the West Coast. It's bringing rain all over the
country this week. So today theysay there should be wet weather from the
Rockies all the way through the GulfCoast into the Tennessee and Ohio valleys.
Then Tomorrow Tuesday, the storm's goingto move east. Tomorrow expected to be
the worst weather day of the weekif you're traveling, and then Wednesday,

(32:49):
which is the busiest travel day ofthe entire year, that storm is going
to gradually move off the east coastand die out. I had a guy
last year. We had like itwas it Christmas or thanksg time, and
there was this big storm making itsway across the country, Like, what
do I care about this? Thisis not even gonna affect where I'm at.
I go, Well, dude,there's tons of people traveling, and
guess what your plane comes from somewhere. Yeah, exactly. Anytime you have

(33:13):
a big travel holiday, like abig holiday weekend of any kind, and
there's a big storm like that,we're gonna report on it because even if
it's not in your town, dummy, Or do you think all these Southwest
play they make seventeen stops from thetime they at airport waiting for you to
get on right exactly if you're ifyou're not on the first flight out,
Yeah, your plane's coming from somewhere. Yeah, it's nice to know that

(33:35):
there may be something to keep aheads up on, So just put it
out there. Don't get mad.This guy was so worked up. Is
one of those examples of like,dude, what is going on with your
life? What is happening? Doyou need to talk to somebody psychology today
dot com? Find yourself a goodtherapist. Maybe, Yeah, you're playing
a rage room or something. Oh, recommend that Highways you love that.
Yeah, your plane is coming fromsomewhere and your plane is probably tired.

(33:58):
It's been working all day. No, your plane wants to be to fly,
wants to be in the air.Hulk Hogan's son, Nick Hogan,
was arrested over the weekend for dUI. This Saturday morning, about four
in the morning. Nick was inClearwater, Florida, the same place that
he was arrested as a teenager forthat car accident when he was driving with
a friend who suffered a serious braininjury. Oh, I forgot about that.

(34:20):
Yeah. Nick pleaded guilty in thatcrash to reckless driving. He did
eight months in jail. That's right, that's a long stretch. That's when
that show was on too. Theuh the Hulk Cogan got rid of that
show Yeah, well that's for thisweekend's d u I. Nick apparently refused
to take a sobriety test a sobrietytest. This arrest is being treated as
a misdemeanor. The night before thatarrest, By the way, Nick was

(34:43):
at a bikini contest at Hulk Hogan'srestaurant. Oh good, doesn't that All
Tracks has a restaurant at said restaurant. There's a bikini contest, Yeah,
said restaurant. His drunk son allTracks, Yeah, Tracks. And then
see the photo of him. Lookup his photo. He has changed a

(35:04):
lot. Yeah, I mean thelast time I probably saw I haven't seen
this new photo, but the lasttime I saw him was probably his motion.
He got arrested the last time.Yeah, it looks like a different
person now. And then there's avideo that's gone viral on TikTok and involves
Sammy's Holy Grail the Stanley. Ohyeah, so this woman, Danielle,
she had her Keya just totally destroyedwhen it caught fire. So the car

(35:27):
is completely scorched. It looks likean empty tin can. And she posted
a video of the car burnt toa crisp. I did see the video
and inside as her. Stanley totallyunscared. I know I saw that.
I mean it's messed up. Butthen she shook it and you could hear
the ice still. So Stanley gotword of that video, and then Stanley's
president, Terrence Riley that mister Stanley, yeah, Sammy's hero. He got

(35:52):
out of his treasure bath to makea comment to the He said that they
were not only given daniel On somenew Stanley products, they're going to replace
her car. They're the best.They are the best. They've got to
sell like six Stanleys just to paythat pat in that car more like to
Danielle said she couldn't believe it,and she thanks Stanley for their generous offer.

(36:15):
I mean it's pretty cool. Imean I went through like an inferno.
Look at that car. How hotthat was? Like nothing less nice?
Still survived. Put that drink niceand cold. What a great way
to get a new car. Youset your current car on fire. Yeah,
you stage this video placement right,and then you know they're just going

(36:35):
to be so nice to give you. Well, he was pretty careful in
his speech, saying this is afirst and will probably be the last.
Well, yeah, right, soeverybody don't go. It's not a blueprint
new car life hack. Correct,here's how to get a car. Here's
how to get a new car,you guys. Ye on TikTok. Well
that's what's going on with all right, we're gonna take a quick break more

(36:57):
what he shows next, take afeet up the dashboard. Back in a
few I've got a normal by thenumbers question for you. This is we'll
see how you feel about a question, then you can see how comparison to
what the majority of people said ina survey. And the question was,
would you bail on the holidays totake a solo vacation that includes family and

(37:20):
friends? So you no family,no friends go with you, just a
solo vacation over the holidays. Heckyeah, I'm saying heck no, I
wouldn't do it by myself. Reallyno, not by myself. I'd rather
have somebody with me. But Iwould still do it. So I'm surprised
that Menace would go solos the samekind of like with Greg about not going
into a restaurant, eating a loanat a restaurant, so like, yeah,

(37:42):
you'd be forced to eat alone.It'd be you'd be checking in a
loan what does eat in my hotelroom? But yeah, yeah, it
would depend on like what city though, but you can choose at your trip.
Yeah, so yeah, I couldprobably says No. I'm surprised,
Ravey says no, Like you see, I'm kind of who would totally be
myself. I don't want to travelalone. Would you do it, Sammy?

(38:02):
No, not by myself. I'veI've ditched Thanksgiving once with a friend
and we went and traveled for acouple of weeks. But yeah, with
a friend, Yeah, I doit with a friend. Yeah, just
like wrong pipe some waterpe right incorrect? Oh yeah, In fact, I'm
thinking of doing one. Uh.You know, I've been wanting to go

(38:25):
to Oregon and like I've been toBend, Oregon see some of year old
haunts. Well, I mean,I just haven't been to that area since
I was in boarding school. Andwe have a station that we're on there
now in Bend one hundred point seven, which is the like the first k
i CE was the first very firstcommercial radio station I was ever on.
And now that station carries the show, which is pretty crazy. That's awesome,

(38:47):
and I think it'd be cool justto go back there. I also
want to drive by like the oldboarding school that I went to, and
my wife has no interest in goingwith me on that, so that would
really yeah, she doesn't zero Iwould love to think. I think that
would be I mean, I'm reallyinterested in doing that. We would all
go with you. Yeah, I'msuper interested in then yeah you can got
you can go. But that's whatI was thinking. I was again,

(39:09):
maybe I'll just go by myself.So weird that your wife has no interest,
but that the holidays. Not theholidays, but I'm saying, like
just solo trips. I got noproblem with solo trips and I would definitely
do it over the holidays. WhateverI would not, forty five percent of
people say they would's almost half.Sixty three percent of people say they would,
you know, rather travel with somebody, and most people will be traveling

(39:30):
with their kids and their partner,some will have other family members along.
And if given the choice, morepeople will prefer taking a vacation over receiving
physical gifts, which I agree withthat some other stats. Seventy seven percent
of Americans say that by the timethe holidays were all around, they need
a vacation. Twenty seven percent saytheir idea of a vacation is not traveling

(39:51):
with friends or family. In fact, forty nine percent of people anticipating we
need a break from their partner.Forty six percent say they need to break
from their kids. Them on thatthe show fucked. It's like just these
people standing there, Who are youfard knockers? This is the Woody Show,
be the I still got a Woody. We've got a story in the

(40:21):
news. A Japanese steakhouse. It'skind of like a like a bonzai the
cooking in front of you, thehibachi kind of place. Yeah, this
is in in Florida, and apparentlythey were serving food that was tainted with
meth. Oh by then see thatcoming. No, they were shut down
after investigations said that the found sevenpeople tested positive for amphetamine. Oh my

(40:46):
god, damn. Just trying tohave a nice night out of hibachi.
You know, I'm getting Yeah,and all of a sudden, nine days
later, you're wondering why you're stillaway. Right at the hardest time sleep.
Here are some of the customers whowere allegedly drugged. It took several

(41:06):
days for me to get a fullnight sleeping, and then I have nightmares.
We all tested positive for men amphetamines. Her ray spiked. I remember
seeing the Harry monitor at nearly twohundred. I was horrified of what that
meant. Two hundred. Yeah,no kidding Jesus what he was flipping out
when his pulse hit one hundred.That was resting two hundred. Oh my

(41:30):
gosh, that would shoot at thefour hundred immediately to explode the owners.
They released the statement on Facebook saying, we can assure you this was an
isolated incident that in no way reflectsour service as a whole. Isolated from
the moment we were informed of theincident, we closed the doors and cooperated
fully with the Sheriff's office, whichthey did say was true. The Sheriff's

(41:50):
office like they've been very cooperative,the Health Department, all the inspectors who
combed every inch of our restaurant andfound us in complete compliance with no violations.
We will continue to co op withauthorities to find out how this happened
and to ensure that it will nothappen again. We are open for business
today. Please come enjoy meal.That's how they That's how they wrap their
statement. I come and join me, not to lose all their business exactly

(42:15):
especially sucks. You know, inwhat point did the meth get in whatever
they were serving, you know,exact completely clean and has nothing to do
with them, but they're still markedas the Mets dealing a bunchie plus huh
yeah, and probably forever. Yeah, I told you there was that.
There was that Chinese buffet when Ilived down the Jersey shore Man, I'd

(42:36):
go there a lot. It waslike right across from the mall. It
was a great deal. And thenthey got shut down because they had like
dead pets in the in the refrigerator. They were they were never they were
never confirmed to observe them. Butthe fact that they found like cats and
other things, oh yeah in therefrigerator with all the other stuff. They
were trying to say it wasn't servedto the customers, it was for other

(43:00):
purposes, but like what people thepeople never got over that, yeah right,
yeah, like maybe I don't know, maybe it's for the family or
something. Maybe they were eating itor who knows, but they were they
were like jumping up and down.They did not sever to the customers,
but it didn't matter. You.Yeah, that got busted with you know,

(43:21):
pet meat. You're done in thein the walking You're done, it's
over. Maybe it was a formerpet and they were having one of those
debates of or what to do withit after it died, like James Brown,
Oh yeah, how he like case, Yeah, it's probably that.
Probably probably what are we to dowith Fluffy? Let's just keep Fluffy in
here? Although this this Japanese steakhouse, now they've just attracted a whole different

(43:44):
kind of clientele, people hopeing itis meth So I heard what a deal
of I get stinking shrimp and ahigh rip sign me up table for eight
right back. So you know Thursdayis Thanksgiving. Friday is Black Friday?
Did you know that In the worldof plumbers, Black Friday is also known

(44:07):
as brown Friday. It is thesingle busiest day of the year for plumbers.
Wow, they get fifty percent fivezero fifty percent more calls than the
average Friday. And it's not justfrom all the big dumps after the big
meal. They say a lot ofpeople just don't realize that they're plumbing is
partially clogged until guests arrive, andthen too many people can overwhelm the system.

(44:31):
So yeah, I mean there areclogged toilets and things like that.
But it has nothing to do withlike you know, larger than average dumps.
It's just volume of use. Andthen also like the bigger things are
like kitchen sinks, garbage disposals.Yeah, OK, so here's what they
suggest. They say while cooking.I thought this was just common sense.
I thought everybody just knew this.You don't pour fats or cooking oils down

(44:53):
the drain ever, because those solidifyinside your pipes, and that creates the
clogs. You don't put not inreal I did not realize this one.
You don't put starchy things like potatopeels in your garbage disposal. I thought
that for sure. If you can'tput garbage or potato peels down there,
what are you putting in there?My plumber said, what you should put

(45:15):
down the garbage disposal is nothing.Literally, then what happened? I agree?
But yeah, what I bought saidit will break down chicken bones nicely.
I tried it. It works.It comes to dumps. My friend's
brother like took a dump in theirhouse, and my friend has a very
large house. And for two dayshe never he didn't even go to that

(45:36):
side, and uh, he startedseeing water leak from his ceiling. What
is going on? And eighty thousanddollars in damage because he clogged the toilet
last year. If you're hosting people, don't offer flushable wipes. No,
And if you have a lot ofguests and your plumbing isn't great, like
people are staying over asking to waitten minutes between showers because it gives the

(45:59):
pipes more time to drain. Hey, do yourself a favor, even if
like myself or Samy's not coming overfor Thanksgiving. If you're hosting people,
do your guests a favor just incase. It's just a little insurance policy.
Keep a little plunger in there.That's it, all right, And
then any other time of the yearyou don't have to have it there if
you don't like. If you don'tlike it, it's unsightedly, Greg says.
But otherwise, like if Samy orI are clogging up your toilet,

(46:22):
which you will, which we willbecause we're using too much toilet paper.
We're trying to be clean. Foryou, Greg, oh, thank you
an expense of your toilet? Yeah, no, because it'll go down eventually.
Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. If you have the plunger.
Otherwise, I'm looking for things thatyou probably don't want me using to try
to jam into the toilet hole thattry to like shake it loose. Yeah,

(46:45):
and I haven't. I've considered alot of things. At one point,
I even put the liner of thetrash bag over my hand and reached
my hand down in there, becausethat's all I have. That's a pro
tipic work. It didn't work Friday. Oh yeah, you guys would just
high five during the whole body Yougot to call that the Eiffel Tower.

(47:07):
And then eventually you push the girlout of the way and just started,
Yeah, this is a girl doingbetween us. You get out of here.
Yeah, lead and we are intoanother new hour of insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. It's aMonday morning. It's November the twentieth,

(47:27):
twenty twenty three, and we areThe Woody Show. Good morning. I
am whatody? That is raving?There's Greg gor Hi, there's a menace?
What is that body? Social mediadirector you can find us. You
can follow us at the Woodies Showon Instagram and Twitter or on Facebook,
Facebook dot com slash the Woodies Show. We got Sea Bass, We've got
Sammy there's bored in Caroline, There'sMorgan Vaughn. Phones are open eight seven

(47:52):
seven forty that's eight seven seven fortyfour. Or you can hit us up
with the text over to two totwo eight seven. I have a social
media question for many one. Yes, are you active on Facebook at all?
On Facebook? Yeah, I meanliked listen to it. But have
you seen this thing going around whereyou're supposed to under somebody's comments or post

(48:14):
you write at highlight? Have youseen that going around? And then it
says you can see who's looking atyou if you write at highlight, And
I'm wondering if it's real or not? What he doesn't have Facebook? So
usually that kind of stuff is fake, just fake? Yeah, okay,
yeah, but what do you meanlike you can see who's so A claim
on this post that I've seen eightthousand times in the last couple of days

(48:35):
says if you write under my commentsection the at sign and then the word
highlight, you're going to see who'slooking at your Facebook page? Oh I
thought you did that anyway? No. No, Usually the place where you
can see people seeing your profile themost is LinkedIn or on your Instagram stories.
But what you're talking about. Theyalso say that on TikTok, but

(49:00):
it's just so they get more interaction. Oh okay, that's dumb. I
haven't done it, but I wastempted at one point. Is this real?
I didn't do it, but Iwas. I wondered because I've seen
so many people doing it. Wouldyou be interested? I mean, if
if you're Facebook friends with somebody,because again you don't have Facebook, but

(49:22):
you know, anybody could be lookingat your page. If you're not Facebook
friends with somebody, I'd be curiouswho's looking at my pages? Just random?
Well, usually when you're friends withthem, you can't see their whole
profile, oh like everything that's posted, so it'll be like normally just like
really old photos, right, okay, like basic information. Well, the

(49:42):
holiday coming up this week. It'sa big pie holiday. Yes, yes,
all right, dude, almost alreadykilled the punkin pie to myself.
You did? Yeah? My wifemade a punkin bread all right? That
sounds good? Yeah, a littlepunkin bread. Where's that at though?
At the house because my dad mightstep are there and my kids like everybody's
eating. She had she made likethree loads of it, like with the

(50:04):
intention of giving one to one ofour friends that's not happening, doesn't have
enough real damn yeah, because everybodykeeps picking at this pumpkin bread note that
us. No, of course notdude. I would have brought it.
But it was so good the cornbread that my wife made for we had
to get together friends giving, likea whole tray of it and it was

(50:24):
gone. Yeah, it was sogood. Like you get a good corn
bread that's not dry, it's alittle damp, you know what I'm saying.
Hit. So we got our surveygame, Pie versus Pie coming for
you this hour. If you likepie, I think you like it.
I find it interesting at the veryleast. We also got the Redneck News

(50:45):
playoffs, just a quick recap foryou. On Friday, the vote getter
moving on into the semi final roundfrom the Huffin bracket went to the guy
at the Low's in Delaware who stolea bunch of cans. Duster got high
whipped his penis, puked all overhimself, and then tried to fight the
cops and they showed up. Soyeah, that was the quote winner on

(51:07):
Friday. And now today we haveyour decision to be made in the gone
mental bracket of the Redneck News playoffs. So I listened to the three nominees,
then text your vote over to twotwo nine eighty seven nominee number one.
This is from back in March fromBurke County, North Carolina. But
the police they got a call wherea passerby had been flagged down by some

(51:29):
random fella who said that he hadbeen shot at and was being chased.
So the deputies they went to gocheck it out, and when they arrived
on the scene they met fifty twoyear old Ronald ray Stoope. He pointed
them in the direction of where hehad been shot at, which, as
it turns out, was his ownhouse. At Ronald's request, it had
a safety sweep of the property.No shooter was found, but according to

(51:51):
the report, they didn't find abunch of guns, which Ronald wasn't allowed
to have on a kind of he'sa convicted felon at all good. They
also saw several bullet holes in thewalls, which they came to find out
was from Ronald shooting his guns inthe house. Also during the search,
which again was at the request ofDonald. I'm sorry Ronald not McDonald,

(52:12):
they found that he had an activestill going in there. So he was
making some moonshine moonshine shooting guns inthe house. So he was arrested taken
to jail. This nominee number onenomine number two in the gun mental bracket
of the Redneck News playoffs from Middletown, Indiana. For this guy did met

(52:32):
for about four days straight, didn'tsleep at all, hallucinated that he quote
tiny man was hanging out in hiscar, so he tried to scare of
the tiny man away by setting hisown car on fire. All righty,
got you doing. The cops werecalled. By the time they got there,
the fire had already been spread toa nearby barn. The whole thing
went up. Now luckily nobody washurt, but it caused about sixty thousand

(52:54):
dollars in damage. Now the guylater identified his thirty two year old shit
Elson. He walked the cops throughthe whole thing, telling them that he
had poured a small amount of gasolineinside the car and lit it in order
to quote makey boom and scare thetiny man away. Okay, he told
him he was under let's say theytold him he was under arrest, and

(53:16):
that's when he decided to grab arifle from the police car. So not
only was he charged with arson andpossession of meth and for you know,
trying to disarm a law enforcement offster. So now he's looking at about twelve
years and but the tiny man's goneshort. But what is he ever there
in the first place? Right?No, probably, that's most likely.

(53:37):
That's nomine number two and not anumber three here in the gone mental bracket.
This is from back in February,also from Indiana, where there's a
story about this guy named Austin Bristow. The police they found him next to
a super sweet ninety eight Buick thatwas on fire. Austin told him that
it was his car and that hewas the guy who set it on fire.

(53:59):
Now again, and you got toask yourself, besides the tiny man,
what's another reason that somebody would torchtheir own car? Why? Yeah,
Well, the cops asked him thatquestion, and he said that he
sat on fire to discourage people fromstealing stuff from inside the car. That
makes sense because this is directly fromthe police report. Quote if there's nothing
left of the vehicle, then there'dbe nothing left to steal unquote solid thinking,

(54:22):
right, now. Oh yeah.At one point, the fire caused
a small explosion. Austin told thecops. I had hoped the explosions would
be bigger, like in the movie. Yeah. I guess what they found
when they searched them. You guyswhat bib Yeah, So he was arrested.
I charged with arson and for unlawfulpossession of narcotics. So that is

(54:45):
nominee number three. Those are yournominees. Here in the gone mental brackets
of the Redneck News story of yourplayoffs, you can text your vote over
to two two nine eighty seven.So text the number one for the convict
it fell into North Carolina who wasbusted with guns and moonshining during a search
for a non existent man who heclaimed had shot at him and it was

(55:07):
chasing him. You moonshining. Textone over to two two ninety seven.
Text number two for the guy inIndiana who went on a four day meth
bender and set his own car onfire trying to scare away an imaginary tiny
man, or none number three theother guy in Indiana who got arrested after
he set his own Super Sweet ninetyeight buick on fire to discourage thieves from

(55:30):
stealing from him. So that's thenumber three. So one, two or
three and get your votes over.We'll have the winner moving on into the
semifinal round as the as the questifyingthe redneck news story of the year continues
here on The Woody Show. Sowe're gonna take the break. We'll come
back with Pie versus Pie. Yes, so curious. Yeah, it's just

(55:52):
a game. So I have Well, i'll explain when we come back from
the break. It's an excuse totalk about pie, okay always, and
for us to pie. This isthe season for pies next on the Woody
Show. Hang on, you know, not that thought? Wow, anyway,
the wood Show will be right back. This is the show. Yeah,

(56:14):
this is the show. Yeah,I smart, well it's pie season.
Oh yeah, I mean I was. I was like a good pie.
Same. I'm not a post toh to a pie anytime. It's
not my first choice. But youknow, cake, pie, ice cream.

(56:37):
Who could look at a pie andjust think, no, I don't
like that. I think I thinkthat about ice cream. But then my
wife is someone who's very much likeit's gotta be the last resort, and
that's how I look at punk andpie. Yeah, so you're gonna think
that if you didn't know we weretalking about as we go through this whole
conversation, you're gonna think they mentionedlike finishing over there. Oh yeah,

(57:00):
I had a situation at a gathering. You know, I ate a bunch
of pumpkin pie, but there wasa pecan pie there that I really wanted
to try. But it was inthat you know, clear plastic casing,
and uh, there was like tenpeople around in the kitchen, and I
really want to make a lot ofnoise. Yeah, And I was like,
oh, I didn't want to goin for it because I knew like

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once I tried to open the case, we would have started making a bunch
of noise. But and be like, oh, look at this fat ass
going in for more pie. Butthat's what it's there. Yeah, you
were there for a friends giving,like I were brought up to be eaten,
right, I know. And thatthat's what my friend was saying.
He's like, dude, just gofor him, Like, no for it.
But it was just I could justpicture it being so loud and no
one else is eating, and I'vealready ate a bunch of pie already,

(57:44):
and then I'm going in for somemore. That does not track. For
minute, I know I was justparanoid. Who cares I was paranoid?
Well maybe because I was high tooh, I was overthinking. That explains
it, all right. So let'slook at some pies and I have all
the stats here, which one's mostpopular? So I'll give you two pies.
You gotta tell me, according tothe numbers, which is the more

(58:05):
popular pie. Okay, okay,yep for yourself or we think well is
most popular. Then you can getinto your personal preference. But like we're
talking about, like by the numbers, by the numbers import because I have
the stuff that I get it.I'm competitive, I get it all right.
Pumpkin or Apple? Which pie ismore popular? I would say apple

(58:32):
overall, I would say apple personally, pumpkin, I say apple overall?
Apple is more popular? Yeah,for sure, yeah, I would.
I would say pumpkin for me personally, Yeah, that's the quintessential pie.
Cherry or pumpkin. Oh, cherryfor sure. But again I would pick

(58:57):
a pumpkin pie over cherry pie.I pick a cherry pie. But I
think pumpkins more popular. I thinkpeople will say cherry. I'm picturing like
a diner and then you end yourmeal with a slice of cherry pie.
I think pumpkin. Now, cherryis my number one favorite pie. Love
cherry pie, but the masses saypumpkin one. Right, yeah, yeah,
all right, right. I dolove a cherry pie, though,

(59:20):
it's really good cherry pie or keylime pie. Cherry cherry, cherry,
cherry, cherry, cherry, cherry, cherry, key lime over cherry cherry
is more popular a lot, reallylike one of those flavors so sour.

(59:43):
Yeah, but it's one of thosethings that it goes I think it goes
through phases, like where you seea lot of key lime stuff. Maybe
it's just the time of year,like summer, summer. I don't know.
I always thinking, like you know, when you the Hostess pies,
it's always one of the flavors applech And then every once in a while
you'll see a chocolate, chocolate orvanilla custard. All right, chocolate cream

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or banana cream pie versus pie.Wow, that's a tough one. Chocolate
chocolate, yeah, it be chocolate. It's more universal. I think banana
cream is really popular. I'm goingbanana cream, banana cream, chocolate,
chocolate. The answer and it's acrime against pie. Chocolate. Oh yeah,

(01:00:30):
banana cream all day over chocolate.Now, I do like the chocolate,
but the banana do The best bananacream pie you'll ever have is that
Any Emeralds restaurant, Emery Lugasi,He's got restaurants different. Yeah, but
any any Emeralds that you go to, he will have two things on the
item, the New Orleans barbecue trimpand he has his signature Emeralds banana cream

(01:00:52):
pie. This thing is so tallhe must have six bunches of bananas chopped
up all in there. So good. Yeah, all right, Pecan pie
or lemon meringue your favorite? Greatgross? I will say pekan peca.
I would say for the masses,lemon meringue, and then pecan is my

(01:01:14):
personal favorite. You just try itfor the first time. Was that your
first time trying it? Your friends? Your friends play what you're talking about?
Pecoon pie? Yeah, shovel theway you the way you said that
story is that you wanted to try. My head's like, oh you know
I was talking about yeah that I'veconsumed that night. Yeah, yeah,

(01:01:38):
Sammy, pecan, he can pecan. However, you saying that is the
more popular of those two poles.Yes, good, there is justice.
Yes, yeah, all right,how about uh mince or shoefly mince meat
pie. I'm definitely going mince meatpie, shoe mince meat mince there's a

(01:02:00):
difference. So mince that is apie containing a sticky mixture of small pieces
of dried fruit. Mince meat pieswill also contain meat, so like beef
suet, which is the hard fattypart of the cow that surrounds the kidneys
and around like the loins of thecarcass, currants, rump, steak,
raisins, brown sugar, brandy,candied citrus peels, lemon, juice and

(01:02:23):
zest, nutmeg and apples, ohgod. And then shoe pie that it's
it's similar to a coffee cake,but with like a gooey molasses bottom.
So it's got like a really richflavor, like gooey syrup, brown sugar
crumb topping. Some people also callit a molasses crumb pie. Loves a

(01:02:45):
shoe fly pie, That's what I'llgo with. I'll go shoe fly at
first. One sounds yeah, butthe other one has to be popular because
I think mince because that's just thefruit and the other stuff like but yeah,
the mince meats when they start puttingall that other Yeah, that sounds
I believe it's just regional, soit's not as popular. Shoe flies it's

(01:03:05):
more popular. They both sound awful. Sweet potato, sweet potato pie or
peach. Oh, peach pie isgood, man peach. I'm a sucker
for good peach. I love apeach pie. I think the masses would
masses peach. I'm going to gosweet potatoes. Sweet potato was the one
that they couldn't keep in stock,and that was all Sweet potato pie.

(01:03:32):
Peach more popular. And here I'llgive you one more. Banana cream or
coconut cream. That's my favorite.Coconut cream. Coconut cream is so good.
That is so good. Coconut creamis kind of like cilantro. It's
so divisive. It is you eitherlove it or you hate it. I
don't know if there's any in between. On coca I more than love it,

(01:03:55):
like I worship it. It's sogood. It's like cry good Cregg
is weeping. Like you look atthat. You take a bite of coconut
cream pie, you close your eyes. It's so good. Yeah, oh,
and you start to tear up.I forgot that that was like one
of great. Yeah, it's closeyour eyes good. Oh yeah, close

(01:04:17):
your eyes and rock your head backand forth. It's that good. But
it was Patty the Bell's pie thatwas that Walmart. That was like crazy.
All right. So banana cream orcoconut cream, which is the more
popular? I think the banana likebanana cream, banana it's actually coconut creamery
coconut cream. Wonder good. Allright, So let me give you the

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top twenty most popular. From numberone on down apple pie. Then you
got pumpkin pie, pecan pie,cherry pie, blueberry pie number five.
Yeah about blueberry yeah, I don'tknow that I've ever had a piece of
blueberry pie. You line pie numbersix, followed by lemon meringue, chocolate
cream, coconut cream, peach pienumber ten, strawberry pie at number eleven.

(01:05:06):
Strawberry pie is really good. Thenhe got raspberry pie, which I've
never tried. The rabbits. Ohoh, I've had ull trillions. I
love raspberries. Didn't we have OhTrader Joe's last year had a cranberry pie.
Yes, awesome, And that wasn'treally like your like your typical pie.

(01:05:27):
It was more like a like apie granola cookie kind of like like
short bread, almost like a pizzacrust, open face kind of rack Vantucket
styles. It was awesome. Andthen they had like crushed cranberries and stuff
on the top that was actually reallygood. That did not make the looset
raspberry pie. Number twelve thirteen isbanana cream pie, followed by sweet potato

(01:05:47):
pie, BlackBerry pie, rhubarb pie. That's what I've never had, is
that good mixed berry pie. Numberseventeen, Number eighteen peanut butter pie,
rip bull, Let's go really whohad the peanut butter pie that was so
popular? Was that? Was thatCostco? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,

(01:06:10):
hell yeah. And then the numbernineteen is that shoefly pie, And then
number twenty the mince pie. Yeahyeah, so those are the most popular
pods. You got shoe fly andthe mince sounds like something you would eat
during the depression, like you hadto, like you had that was the
only food. The shoe fly piedoesn't sound terrible to me. That mince

(01:06:32):
one is like the fruitcake of pies. And then the mince meat is even
worse because then he had all themeat, scratch all the wizards. Yeah,
the parts of the cow that nobodyelse wants to eat. Yeah,
it's like testicle pie, the beefsuet. Yeah, yeah, there was
a reason it sounds like beef.The hard, fatty part of the cow

(01:06:55):
that surrounds the kidneys and around theloins of the carget. This is what
I'm talking about. I say,we have evolved. We don't have to
eat this part anymore. We haveoptions. Now. All right, we're
gonna take a quick break. Somebody'strying to make an argument for cheesecake nominalism.
It's not pie. Yeah, it'snot pie. It's right in the
name cheesecake. I had some deliciouscheesecake yesterday. It was cheesecake. Yeah,

(01:07:18):
it's like this bright purple. Ohgod, so good. All right,
well, we're gonna get fatter bythe moment. As we take a
break. There more woody shows next, Hang on being very quiet show.

(01:07:38):
All right, welcome back, Itis the Woody Show. Uh. Looking
for something that's not a downer?All right? All right, how about
this one? How about a lifetimeban from Carnival cruises? Get that?

(01:08:00):
Yeah, so Carnival just banned aTexas mother for Life after she tried to
get on board one of their shipswith a pack of CBD sleep aid gummies
for life. Yeah. Yeah,because certain regions that they might be traveling
to, they're very hardcore about thatstuff. So it's not, you know,
because of America because we're lenient,but yeah, where they might be

(01:08:25):
traveling, that'll be a major issue. The forty two year old mom of
two said she was treated like acriminal by the cruise line employees and the
police when they found a bag ofCBD gummies while searching her backpack. They
immediately took her into a separate areaof the ship after finding it, then
interrogated her for two and a halfhours. She said she only brought them

(01:08:45):
because they helped her sleep, butthey didn't care. She was denied entry
onto the boat, so was herhusband and son. Wow, they were
not able to get on either.A refund no, wow, No,
they ended up wasting five thousand infive hundred and eighty six dollars on a
cruise they never got to take.Oh yeah, they go through your stuff.

(01:09:09):
They don't go through my backpack.Well, if there's taking weed gummies,
I've taken CBD gummies, I've taken, oak taken, bricks of cocaine
taken. Cocaine breaks also established thatyou are the luckiest person on earth and
not everybody stopped right exactly. Now, do you have them in their original
packaging or do you put them insomething else? They're hiding them Sometimes I

(01:09:30):
do hide them because this woman probablythought it was no big deal. But
the last time they were just intheir packaging, packaging, says CBD sleep
Gummy were like right on them.Well, well I didn't get but like
the problem for me, like placeslike Bermuda, like it's like zero drug
policy. You can get like tenyears like that, But what's the two

(01:09:53):
and a half hour thing? I'mwondering. And you're at a place where
it's not that big, like yousaid, it's America. They're in Miami,
they're going through this, not thatbig a deal, just like you
can't break. This is where wedon't hear both sides of the story,
Like from the cruise line. Sureit might have been who knows, but
I mean, you think it wouldbe a two minute in one minute,

(01:10:15):
maybe it was kind of for individualsale. Maybe she was handing out there,
planning to hand out business cards onboard saying, hey, if you
need your CBD sleep gummies. Right, No, No, we don't know
the other part of the story.This is what I'm thinking happened. They
automatic said, oh, you can'tgo on the cruise, and then they
argued for a couple of hours.That's probably what happened. I mean I
would argue, but I'm with Ravee. I would even if I was that
woman, I would just say,okay, throw them away, sorry and

(01:10:36):
let me on. Sorry, Ididn't realize. I have a question about
meds. If you have prescription meds, like I take a daily prescription pill.
If I'm going on a trip forjust two days, I'm not going
to take the whole bottle. Ijust take a couple of pills out put
it in another Is that illegal becausethey could say, oh, you have
meds without a prescription? Yeah,I mean it looks weird have a prescription.

(01:10:58):
I just don't have it on me. They look like access like with
an app or something to see yourlist of prescriptions. Probably they ever stop
you. But even if you don't, like, haven't I put them in
you know, pill cases and stuff? Right, Yeah, that's what I'm
thinking. On Monday Thursday, sayoh, you don't have a prescription.
Well I do, I just don'thave it at that bottle it came in.

(01:11:18):
I don't know if you're supposed tocarry around like a wondering thing.
It says, okay, you know, but Ravey's right, like you can
go on you know, your Walgreensor your CBS app or whatever, have
your list. Yeah, it'll show. That's technology, Greg. So yeah,
that's what I Woody Show. Yeah, we are into another new hour

(01:11:45):
of insensitivity training for a politically correctworld. Thank you for being here and
giving us some of your valuable time. Everybody, it is the Woody Show.
I'm Whatody, that's Ravy, Thereis Greg Gory, Menace is here.
What is up? What he there'sthe man himself. There's a sea
bass. Hello, we got Sammy. There's Born, there's Caroline, we
got Morgan, we got Bond.Got the phones open for you at eight

(01:12:06):
seven seven forty four warding and it'ssome of the text over to two two
nine eight seven Uh coming up thishour. We've only played this game once
before, but it was a greatsuccess. As Moore, I would say,
the guests your body count game.That's fun. Yeah, so you
be calling as a volunteer, andwe would get to ask you a bunch

(01:12:27):
of different questions without straight up justasking you, like how many people have
you been with? I know youhate that term sea bass, but body
counts. Body count, Well,it's just it's my traditional hate at slang
that's necessary, right, It's notthis in particular. It's just one of
those things, one of the many. Yeah, progression, so we'll oh
yeah, progression, progression. No. One that I saw one I saw

(01:12:49):
one over the weekend was Selly,Sally greg yourself out of context, Sally
Selly is it's one of those incell type people incorrect. Well, before
it would be your I mean,like in the early days, that would
be your cell phone. Correct.I'll give you a clue. Is in

(01:13:09):
the context of sports. So andthey're Selly, Oh it's something you're I'm
sure your son will come to youwith soon. Wood. It is celebration.
Oh don't and you had a Lebronhad a Selly? Oh jeez.
Is progression? Well, saying brationtakes so long. That's what makes like

(01:13:32):
so cool. G Yeah, it'spretty cool. Yeah, it's always changed,
so much time saved. Although Ido appreciate the Breeve. Yeah,
it just depends on what it Is'dbe a hypocrite if I said if it's
like total there or if it's reallyhey, but maybe maybe not so much.

(01:13:57):
Well, my argument to them isit has been always is. You
weren't saying that two years ago,and now it's every other sentence out of
your mouth. So anyway, that'show language works. I'm not sure how
I first heard about this show,but there's a radio morning show in Australia.
It's called The Kyle and Jackie OhShow. Have you ever seen anything
about this, Stevens. I thinkwe've brought them up before. What we
have. I don't remember why.Kyle. I remember why because somebody had

(01:14:20):
sent it to us. The guyon the show, Kyle, he does
half of the year from America whenit's winter in Australia, so he does
half the year, like you know, he's just anyway, they got a
really nice high production show, likethe video and everything that who you're talking
about now, Yeah, yeah,I mean they're all over. I mean

(01:14:40):
they're they they are the show forthe country. They're very popular on TikTok
as well, so I've seen someof their videos online and like I said,
they're set up's really nice. Anyway, there was a little right up
about them recently and this dating segmentthat they did where they're looking to set
up one of their listeners on adate. A single women tuned into the
Sho Show to see whether they likethe sound of Jason or not. That

(01:15:02):
was his name to go on adate with him. He was in studio
there. Now there's also that whateverpodcast have you ever seen that? We
played clips? That's MENACE's favorite.That's that's where they had that. They
kept car like like the job ofthe hut Chick. I forgot they get
the gargantuan the Destroyer Warlock, yeah, destroyer, Yeah, yeah. He

(01:15:24):
always has like all these chicks onthere. Maybe in a couple of his
friends. They're always talking about hisdating or sex stuff or whatever. Steve
Will Do It just gave Warlock arange rover. Oh really Yeah? Do
you know what any of those referenceswere? Ye? The way that would
be described it. I know whatyou're talking about. What about Steve will
do It? I don't know that. I don't know who that is,
but I the Warlock, the Destroyercheck helped start well. He's very popular

(01:15:47):
the line, but he also helpedstart the Happy Dad beer brand as well.
So anyway, on the The Kyleand Jackie O Show, they were
talking about this and the same kindof thing comes up on that whatever podcast.
But this guy, Jason, he'sgot a job, he's a truck
driver. And as they're talking tohim about like what some of his dating

(01:16:08):
turnoffs are, he said, I'mnot interested in a girl with a high
body count that is proud of it. And the two chicks who were on
hold hung up, So that wasit, Like they they're like, nope,
I'm out, I'm out. Sothe chick who wrote the article,
her name is Mary Magnin. Shesays, quote when two women promptly hung

(01:16:28):
up the phone, likely because wearen't in the nineteen fifties and a woman's
number of sexual partners should have noweight on how she's seen valued or Judge
Casanova, Jason remained unbothered and saidwe weeded out two tarts, so that
is good, and that comment leftthe female producers on the show visibly shocked.

(01:16:49):
Jason then revealed he is a manwith standards. My question is for
the ladies out there, like what'swrong with that? Like if this is
a pro slut piece and I'm guessingyou know thisrr uh check her out.
That's like she's got a high bodycount and she pretends that she is proud
of it, but really isn't,which is why she was triggered. That's
just a guess. But like,why is that a bad thing? Like

(01:17:09):
if if you knew there was aguy who was like just a total player
or whatever, and you're like,yeah, that's a turnoff for me.
Is that a bad thing? Likesome guys won't care if you have a
high body count. It just dependson the person and you're super proud of
it or whatever you're out there hornaround or whatever. Like there's a lot
of guys who probably wouldn't care whatit, don't want to be with a
slutty dude, while others think,oh, well a lot of experience here,
Yeah, probably be a pretty goodrole. Look look at Adam twenty

(01:17:31):
two greg right, oh, hiswife just thinking right? The professional porn
stars both of them, right,But is that my so my question is
that, well, because why isit a big deal right out the gate?
I guess I don't understand why thatwould be one of his big breaking
points for this whole bit is like, well, her body count is the

(01:17:55):
biggest thing he cares just talking aboutit. Wasn't like the number one Hey
brought that to No, they're justasking him questions and yeah, like what
are you into bringing it up onhis own? That's a list of turnoffs.
But like I can totally see andI would agree, Like if someone's
out there like just like you know, loud and proud about like you know

(01:18:17):
what the hell they are? Yeah, I think like on both sides,
men are or women shouldn't be likeout there celebrating it. And if they
are, they will still find amatch. Sure, Yeah, that wouldn't
I mean, that wouldn't fly.I would I wouldn't be like, oh,
yeah, well this is definitely thegirl for me, right because but
that's you, that's your own personalright. Yes, but but no,

(01:18:40):
what case would that be a positive? There's got to be something right Why
would that? Why would that bea plus? Yeah, we get that,
whether you care or not. Howcould that ever be spun as a
plus? I don't know why theyare if I can't speak for them,
but once you get to ten,you know you know how to do it
right at that point, you're notgaining better experience, not like a true
a zen master. What would bewhat would be the plus side of that?

(01:19:05):
Other than hey, she's not intocommitment, which is not a good
sign. Right, she takes potentiallyreckless in her behavior not a good sign,
right, Like how's how how isa high number a positive thing?
I don't have that outlook, soI don't know. You'd have to ask
somebody into it. Yeah, yeah, I don't get it. So if
somebody wants to explain it, texttwo to nine eighty seven phones eight seven

(01:19:27):
seven forty four, although we areabout to open the phones to get a
volunteer. Now, this would besomebody who has no shame or has no
you know, problem in admitting whatthey're uh what their sex number is?
Sleep number however you want to putit, so it doesn't you know,
annoy people who aren't into current slang. By the way, we are getting

(01:19:48):
texts, the correct name of thisperson on that that podcast is gore Lock
the gore Lockstroyers. Yeah. Yes, it was a really funny actual edit
where they like the first five girls, hey, I'm so and so yeah,
and then they put in like alittle and very cruel max saying no

(01:20:10):
way she volunteered into Oh yeah,we'd luck just again. Just got a
raindrober out of it. Yeah,I think girls doing fine. Yeah,
all right, So we're looking fora volunteer when they cut her feet off
in two years some diabetes, rightmuch? Hey, I got this rain
rover right, pink one too.So we're looking for a volunteer for guess

(01:20:30):
your body count. So we're justask a series of questions without directly asking
you. Uh you know what thatnumber is. We'll see who can get
closest, and we're gonna give youa prize. Whoever you pick as a
volunteer will set you over the prize. Eight seven seven forty four, Woodie.
That's eight seven seven forty four.Woody. You can hit us over
the text over to two to nineeight seven and we'll do that next tour

(01:20:55):
The Woody Show. Hanging all right, we're all gonna give this sectomies,
yes, even Raby. Hey listen, we're a team here, pull it
be right back. Yeah, Ilove that. Wow, shut up jobs,
you're so cringe the show. Allright, welcome back, everybody,

(01:21:19):
uh cold piece of feedback. We'retalking about the guy who was doing that
dating bit, and he said hewasn't interested in a girl with a high
body count that is proud of it, and then cue of the chicks.
So I guess we're you know,and shouldn't talking to the guy immediately hung
up and then so like we weretalking about, like you know, what's

(01:21:41):
good or what what's the positive?There's never a positive with that conversation.
When you have that conversation with aperson that you're dating, why would you
even talk about that? Hey,so was so, what's your number?
Because you're an idiot? But yeah, what good? What could come to
that? Was? You know whatSeabash is saying before the break And but
at the same time people are like, oh, this guy's a dip,
this guy Jason what an a holeor whatever, like that's just it's important

(01:22:03):
to him. It may not beimportant to you. Yeah, but he's
also saying if you're proud of it, which kind of is saying that you
should feel shame if you do havea high body count, which and that's
for him, so you know what, he's not the guy for you,
but so what that's what I mean, Like that's his thing, the same
way you might have some goofy thing. But I mean that's also perpetuating the
double standard. Okay, I shouldfeel shame and men should be high fiving

(01:22:25):
each other. But see, it'snot a double standard because the average woman
can go out and get sex todaysure anytime she wants. The average man
cannot. Yeah, that is true. It's not an accomplishment, I think
in my opinion, like I thinkboth I could see where like a woman
be like huh, no way,and a guy with a woman with a
high body a count going ugh,no way. And that's just a preference.

(01:22:48):
Like anything else. It's a youknow, it doesn't work for you,
that's fine, you move on.I don't think there's any necessarily even
shame in saying that. It's justit's just not for you. Another one
say it's bs. I didn't meetmy husband until my late thirties. If
I had one or two boyfriends ayear from the time I was eighteen,
doesn't mean I'm a slut even thoughmy body count is high. Screw that

(01:23:10):
guy, well again, then maybeyou're not the person for him, right
opinion? Ye, right, you'rea different guess scenario than the average person.
And I realized there is that doublestandard. But for me, I
think it's unappealing either way, dependingon the person. Like, I'm sure
there's some women who like they don'twant to think that this guy's been with
every person in town. Same way, there's a bunch of guys that don't

(01:23:30):
want to think, oh, shejust went and slept with anybody that she
that she saw. I get it. It's just like anything else. Well,
people, I know, but it'slike, especially in this instance,
there's nothing to be offended about,right exactly. Some people won't state reference

(01:23:51):
because they're a vegetarian. They won'tdain a meat eater, Like, is
that person like a bad person?No, it's just that that's it's just
another preference some people for Burnett's overblondes or whatever. There's no doubt that's
fine. Yeah, eight four Woodie, we have a female ravey as they're
being on the screen, that wasI didn't come up with that, and

(01:24:13):
they're virginal. Okay, all right, zero. This is the this is
the guess your body count game,And so the way it's gonna work is,
uh, we're gonna ask questions,trying to figure out without directly asking
how many people they've been with,and then we're gonna see who can get
closest to that number. And again, all we ask is for honest answers
from our volunteer. By the way, it's not like we dragged anybody off

(01:24:36):
the street and put a gun totheir head and said you're gonna plue this
game. Some people get offended bythat. I can't believe you played that
game. Well. Talking about sothis person wants to identify as female rave
noice, good morning, female raby, as opposed to we're quite not sure,
sometimes sometimes not short raby. Okay, good morning, female ravey.

(01:24:58):
How are you? I'm good.How are you? We're doing great?
Are you? Are you on speakerphone, by the way, in a bathroom?
No, I'm in a bathroom though, okay, and she's hiding from
everybody else. All right, Sowe're going to ask you some questions.
All we ask is that you giveus an honest answer, and then we're
going to try to guess and uh, all right, here we go.
Who wants to ask the first question? I do? All right? Have

(01:25:20):
you ever had sex in a publicbathroom? No? Do you have tattoos?
Yes? Do you smoke weed orcigarettes? We wait, Okay,
do you drink very rarely, veryrarely. Really? Okay? Did you

(01:25:44):
go to a private school or apublic school? Public? Public? How
old are you two? Who isyour favorite like hot male celebrity. Who's
the hottest guy that everyone would knowthat you like? I think Tom Cruise?
Oh Tom Cruise, not cocktail Tom? I think you missed or Tom

(01:26:11):
Cruise? Mission impossible, Mission impossible? Okay, all right? Have you
ever had sex with somebody on thefirst date? Yes? What's the longest
relationship you've ever been in? Like? Five years? Five years? How
and how old were you when youlost your virginity? I was fourteen fourteen

(01:26:36):
o two. Do you have siblingsyes? Are your parents still married?
Yes? Mhmm. Would you sayyou grew up in a strict household kind
of yeah? What do you dofor work right now? Oh? Great

(01:26:57):
question? Thank you. I'm gonnabe counseled. Okay, interesting, all
right, see that believe about thatactually helped? Thongs or boy shorts?
Sorry? What was that? Thongsor boy shorts? Songs? Do you
have any gay friends gay mail friends? I should say no? Yeah?

(01:27:23):
Sorry, Oh my god, Craig, are you in the going out to
clubs? Not? Really? I'mmore of a homebody. I'm already locked
in my hands. You're locked inyeah, all right. A couple more
questions. You said you have tattoos, Like do you have sleeves or just

(01:27:44):
like one here there? So Ihave like a patchwork arm, So I
have multiple on one arm? Patrick, Do I have around seventeen like Patrick
from SpongeBob. No, patchwork thatis so common these days. It's I
call it the school note tattoo design, where it's just like something here or
something there. Yeah, it's likethe symmetrical do you have Okay, do
you have any piercings beside your ears? Yeah? I have three? Three

(01:28:12):
nose hell yeah, Greg yo.I one more question, Sammy got any
questions? What? H thank youSammy? All right, all right.
The question that I had was alreadyanswered. That's why does your do you
have relatively natural hair color? No? I'm interested, like Ravy and Sammy,

(01:28:38):
like from the female perspective, likewhat kind of stuff they're asking,
especially when it's a female. Idid want to know the longest relationship she
had been in and how much shedrank. Yeah, okay, some of
the common ones did. And shewent to college. She's an accountant.
So yeah, okay, college ora trade school. So I went to

(01:28:59):
college for like two years for somethingcompletely different. Okay, now beside your
five year relationship, all I guesseven in the fight, have you ever
lived with somebody like cohabitated with apartner. Yes, I'm currently living with
my boyfriend. Okay. Have youever cheated on anybody? Ooh, good
question, Greg, thanks for me. Yes in high school? Okay,

(01:29:24):
high school? Yeah? All right, Well, I think I have my
guest down here. Raby is workingon hers. All right, So,
mattas you were the first person lockin. What is your guest here?
I'm going not with the high bodycount on this one. I'm floating between
five and six. I bought five. I'll stick with five. Five yeah,

(01:29:45):
Greg Gory. For some reason,I immediately thought four. I'm going
four. Four, I went withten. Ten. I'm closer to Raby.
I went twelve. I went twelve. The fact that she started early
fourteen, right, cheated and cheatedand h five year relationship. But I

(01:30:05):
think maybe unless that five year relationshipjust ended, or maybe she's in it
that I'm not sure I should havedone a follow up question on that one,
like if there's been like a yearor two after that big five year
relationship. She could have gotten nuts, but then she has like boyfriend all
that, right, Yeah, yeah, all right, Sam, you want
your guys eight? Eight, andthen uh I was also four like great,

(01:30:27):
but for variety, I'll go threethree, all right, So what
is your body count? But wewere all very close? Yeah, because
so the after the five year relationship, how long has it been since that?
Are or are you still in it? So we broke up like maybe

(01:30:50):
two years ago? Oh okay,well so yeah, I would have stuck
more with that answer if it wouldhave been like, oh, a couple
of months ago we broke up.That's not time. I mean, it
could be a couple of months.God, you can do some real damage.
Yeah. Well, hey, femaleRaby, thank you so much for

(01:31:11):
very nice. Appreciate that. Well, we're gonna set you up with the
prize, and I appreciate you.Listen to Wood Show, hang on,
okay, all right, thank you. What's the standard? Seven? Women
will typically say that that's my number. Yeah, they'll have say seven,
six or nine eight somewhere like somewherein that ballpark. You know. It's
when within a couple either either way, I never ask. We're talking about

(01:31:35):
greg I inflated it show every morning. I said, my man, come
on really, so do you guyslike the guests your body count game?
Yeah? Always good. Yeah itwas hard, so she said, so

(01:32:00):
texting over says, listen to theshow about body count. I'm a thirty
eight year old female who has azero bodygun. Really, thirty eight year
old virtue, Like, there's neverbeen a curiosity there. I mean thirty
eight years you're like, let's giveit a let's give it a go,
just to see what it's all about. Is it religious or yeah? Maybe
yeh? Saving yourself sexual? Yeah? Were you born without a vagina?

(01:32:24):
I think it's one of those situationswhere you just if you don't do it,
you've gone so long like might aswell. And it's like me with
my Facebook at this point, I'venever had a Facebook. Why why starting?
You're like just like that, yousee it's not the same thing.
But like a six hundred pound personhe's to be cut out of their house
at what point? Right, likewhen you hit three fifty, what didn't
you say say, oh we didn'tstop, but you keep going. Or

(01:32:45):
hoarders they it's like Yeah, there'sa stack of newspaper now it's five six
ten. Yeah, it's fast foodwrappers everywhere. So Greg Gory loved his
experience going to one of those ragerooms. When you said it you have
something for me, that was Iwas in love. That was probably one
of the greatest days of my life. It's it's where you can go and
you could pay to destroy stuff withyou know, baseball bats and sledgehammers,

(01:33:08):
a crowbar. Do you have acrowbar? Set a crow bar and baseball
bats, sledgehammers, and then thestuff we got to break an aquarium,
glasses say, it's everything from dishesto the top big screen TVs cars.
One time I did a car.Yeah, that was a dream come true.
What was about to start crying?What was the best part about it,
like a big stress reliever or justthe fact that you got to break

(01:33:30):
stuff and there was no consequence.I mean, I've always had that weird
fantasy as a kid, like Iwish I could go into a department store
with the baseball bat and just breakstuff. It's just so much fun.
And then to do the aquarium witha sledgehammer dream come true. Well,
according to a new report, moreand more couples are engaging in naughty behavior
at these raige rooms, despite mostof them having cameras. Doesn't matter.

(01:33:51):
It's not stopping people. I guessit just makes them horny. They're having
sex there. Yeah, make youhorn Yeah, you are on camera.
One and the article says he seesquote heavy petting and intense makeout sessions about
twice a month. People even strippeddown to their underwear sometimes that's the quote.
Really. The owner of this placein Vegas even watched a couple laid

(01:34:12):
down on a floor that was coveredin broken glass. And employees of this
rage room on Long Island say they'veseen people getting it on the parking lot
after their session get all horned up. Okay, that I could see.
But when you're at the rage room, not only are you on camera,
put gloves, goggles, I don'tknow what you call them, those zip

(01:34:33):
up suits like an excriminator would wear. Smashing, leading to smashing, And
according to psychologists, it's because you'redoing something that is normally not allowed.
It's naughty. Greg I like thatcan lead to wanting to be bad in
general. They also say that watchingyour partner be in control can be a

(01:34:55):
turn on for some people not tomention all that increase in blood float all
your parts or your body, plusthe adrenaline boost. I mean, look
at me, Boner, Oh yeah, pretty much pretty much. You're raising
that car. Oh my god.What's your favorite thing to break? Did
you go home and Mario afterwards givehim a thrashing? Well, obviously,

(01:35:16):
did you destroy him at the regularrage room? My favorite thing was the
aquarium. It was a fish tankand put it on the floor and swung
at it like a golf club butwith a sledgehammer. Rap. And then
the other rage room I went towas just with a car and it was
in pretty good shape. I wassurprised it was at the rage room and
it got to just break every windowwith crow bar. So much fun grip,

(01:35:43):
you know it was, and it'sit's just a dream. I'd be
more in the dropping things off oflike a high that would be cool too.
Yeah, yeah, just watching itcrash down below exactly then swinging like
a sledgehammer at it. That wasmy favorite David Letterman segment. When they
would do that kind of originated thatit was awesome, or like blowing stuff
up, that'd be fun. That'syou you're a big fan of the explosions.

(01:36:06):
They're okay. I would rather physicallydo it your I would rather just
throw stuff out windows onto the ground. I love shooting stuff and making them
blow up. That's pretty that's cooltoo. That's why they need a TV
network on this yep, eight sevenseven forty four it it's over the text
over to two to nine eight sevenwill be right back. With a little

(01:36:27):
extra effort, I think we canup our likability. The Witty Show will
be right back fast. Oh no, I think I'm about to have my
period. It's a Woody Show,all right. Welcome back everybody. Eight
Monday morning, a short week,yes, kind of like a Thursday.
Really likeday. It's a it's aThursday Monday. Love it? Yeah,
welcome back. It is the WoodyShow. Raby's got nerd now coming up

(01:36:50):
here in just a few minutes.Latest in the world of nerds. We've
got a Woody Show mail call.We'll check in on that. And today
it's November the twentieth, twenty twentythree. Today is National Peanut butter Fudge
Day. Hell y yeah, yeah, and see now, baby, you

(01:37:11):
don't like fudge? I direct Ilike it's too rich, that's what you
would say, right, Yes,but man, you get like a good
piece of fudge with a big oldribbon, a peanut butter through it.
Run That is so good. Todayis International hug a Runner Day, Okay,
which is absurd. Oh can Italk about that real quick? You

(01:37:32):
guys don't see this, but there'sa hugging runners. There's a guy who
I see once a week at foursomething am, and he will not run
on the sidewalk around. It's inthe neighborhood, around the radio station.
He's got a light on, okay, but he insists on being in the
actual street. Yeah, there's aguy in my neighborhood does the same thing.
I almost because I'll come around acorner and not only is this guy

(01:37:56):
running in the street, like he'srunning, you know, in the direction
where traffic is coming from, youknow what I mean. So like I'm
you know, he's he's on myright on the on the passage against traffics
and we can see you better.Yeah. Yeah, but he but when
you come around this one corner,I'm like, dude, this is not
compound that and it is during theday, but compound that with the fact
that he's pushing a baby stroller,so he's definitely got his kid there in

(01:38:17):
the street and the dog is ona leash and the dog and the dog
is swung out into like the streeton the street side of the sidewalks.
Open sidewalk, big open sidewalk,and they just by the way, they
just readd all the sidewalk parts thatwere like uneven or broken or so.
The sidewalks are in perfect condition.They just did that like a few months

(01:38:39):
ago. Why are you running thesh this guy here? I the other
day I pissed me off so muchI honked at him. Oh show,
and he likes the middle aged doings. There's no one on the sidewalk.
Show what the light is? Hewearing them on his forehead. No,
it's it's like one of those thingsis like a chest light as it's like
blinking or whatever. So he's he'svisible. But again, you solve ninety
nine percent of your problems by gettingon the guy. Darn sidewalk got the

(01:39:00):
darn side gosh started. Yeah,peanut butter fudge day, Oh yeah,
put those places where they'd make fudgein front of everybody. They had him
out of the mall every once ina while, or the tourist city like
Gavinberg and whatever, those you knowtourist trappee. Yeah, like the fudge
factory. There's only one places that'sright, I would ever get fudge ever

(01:39:23):
in It's Disneyland on Main Street.Yeah, yeah, fudge fact. They're
just honestly, as a kid,that's the only place you got fudge.
Yeah. I just remember the placeof the mall, and there was like
a place within walking distance of theradio station. At one point. Can
we talk about how Bucky is thegreatest gas station in the world. Yeah,
they have a dedicated fudge counter,so that nice station. Yeah,

(01:39:46):
that's cool. Yeah, they gotout a box in here at fudge one
time. Bucky is expanding. They'removing from Texas and they're now in Tennessee,
u Mississippi, Georgia, those areas. It's expanding. It's kind of
like taking over the WORL World.In and Out, the Burger place.
In and Out is expanding. They'rein Texas. Yeah, I forget where.
They said they were just going tobe opening up New Mexico, Mexico.

(01:40:08):
They're already in Utah all unfortunately,think in and Out it's going to
lose a lot of their luster whenthey expand, people will be like,
Okay, it's good. The friesare garbage. Fries a garbage. The
fries are the worst. When itwas just California, they had an advantage.
Oh you don't know, you haveto come. You're just not doing
animal stuff. Yeah, you haveto smother it in crap, order them

(01:40:31):
extra well done. Animal style isgood. Animal style is like a thousand
island dressing, rilled onions and slicesof craft American discuss delicious. The delicious
fry enhances it. Yeah, anyway, what do you show? Mail call
email at the woodieshow dot com EvaEva, Sea Bass acting normal days tomorrow,

(01:40:53):
Yes, thank you and uh thisis an idea from uh from Linda
who says, give Sea Bass somechange coins that he has to put in
his pockets and he can't throw iton the ground. None of the beeswax
all the time. He'll waste withthat. But just knowing that he's got
to change in his pocket might beannoying enough to annoy him. Greg,
I will, yeah, because everytime he walks, you can give him

(01:41:15):
like a handful of able to talkabout how I'm annoyed either, I'll have
to be polite. Yeah, yeah, I'll bring him some change, but
now again normal, a normal amountof change. You can't give me your
whole jar, and I'll give mesome quarters and dimes and nichols. A
petty for your thoughts. There wasa follow up to something that we were
talking about on the air on theafter hours voicemail. Correction to what Sea

(01:41:40):
Bass said on the air about let'sgo to the after hours voicemail and see
what we got here is, Hey, guys, how you doing This?
Is a doll croaks, longtime listenerjust wanted to call and give some feedback
regarding a mistake that Sea Bass madeon air. And I love your Sea
Bass, but I just wanted tocall you out. And it's pretty petty,
but I know this is something thatyou would actually call somebody out on

(01:42:01):
as well. So, when youguys are talking about the Deshaun Watson season
ending surgery that he has to have, you went our little tangent about his
extracurricular activities with the massage therapist,And when Wody was looking for the right
word, SeaBASS interjected and said,oh, the massurs, which actually is
incorrect. Because from what I read, Deshaun Watson had all female massage therapists.

(01:42:27):
When it's female massage therapist, it'sactually massusis not messieurs. I was
in a SPA for about six yearsas a general manager, and so definitely
matters when people are making appointments andthey want a specific gender to be this
therapist. So I can I willargue, like, and I hate to
use a menace argument on this.You know what someone's asking for, right

(01:42:50):
Like if you if you say,can I get a female messuse or a
male masseuse, like like that's interchangeablewith therapist or you know, people get
an upset about Stewart stewardess or flightattendant, right like, you know what
people mean. I don't know ifanybody means anything. Stewardess would mean woman
steward. I think what the callerstrying to say is if somebody else made

(01:43:12):
that comment, Sea Basket would havecorrected, it would have jumped all up.
Yeah, No, he is accurate. He is the man sewer,
like Steward is the male version.Messus is technically the female version. I
was just being fancy with my verbiage. Oh is being fancy rhetorical effects being
fancy. However, I do appreciatehis pointing out the difference in gendered language.

(01:43:34):
Yep. And she would know thesedays that's the damn latin X yep.
Well, because people are trying toeliminate gender and languages. They're trying
to write Latino Latina. Yeah,which, by the way, so it
actually and guess who hates it.Folks who speak Spanish, Yeah, Latinos
latinas they they hate LATINX. Yeah. The people that every time that runs

(01:43:57):
in a commercial we get texts arenot fans of it. Yeah, it's
ridiculous. Although I will I appreciatehis call. Yeah, yeah, But
what we were talking about something else, you know, where it's like,
you know, everybody knows what youknow, what people are asking for,
you know, like when half aMENACE's argument was spelling. No, I
know, I know, but I'msaying, but like, well, you
got to stop every stop the wholeconversation. Well, actually, like,

(01:44:20):
okay, I'm just trying to makean appointment, you know what I mean,
Right, But I mean I agreewith the overall premise of that,
But in his context, I getit. If you're calling and you want
a man to massage you, Youwouldn't say messus. Yeah, that's what
I said. The hottest man youspeaking, which I had the worst damn

(01:44:41):
massage from a mas sewer. Hedid this thing where he like grabbed the
back of my head and was likepushed towards his crotch. But like it
was that man. Yeah, hewas like stabbing it with his fingertips,
not hitting any kind of muscles andjust like shake jostling me around. Really
was it was a strip ball.Well there you go, get you with

(01:45:01):
the actual mall, right, themall to the chairs, but the first
strip mall go there because you walkin anytime you want, and it's cheap,
and I got what I paid for, unfortunately, And I tried to
give him the signal by like reallyscrutching my face like this is not right.
Oh, he kept barreled right offthrough. Yeah, well you're supposed
to lift your hips up a littlebit so he knows to make you finish.
That's the other signal. Right,how good at that? Yeah?

(01:45:23):
All right? Time, do seewhat's happening in the world of nerds show?
This is nerding out with Ravy.Of course, if you want to
leave us a message email email atthe woodieshow dot com anytime after ten am
on the after hours voicemail eight sevenseven forty four, Woodie, it's Monday
morning, Ray, what you nerdout about? So? Office showrunner and

(01:45:45):
co creator Greg Daniels address these recentrumors about the Office revival, saying quotes,
I don't like to think of anythingas a reboot because I feel like
we ended the story beautifully, thecharacters had closure. He did say,
though, he might be interested indoing something along the lines of the Mandalorian,
as in a brand new show inan existing universe. So he's like

(01:46:10):
something like the notion of this documentarycrew doing a documentary about a different subject.
So it doesn't sound like he wantsto do anything involving the characters of
the Office, but is interested inanother mockumentary. He also co created Parks
of Wreck, which is another mockumentary, but not on the level that The
Office was like The Office. Thecamera's actually kind of like a character,

(01:46:31):
and it really wasn't that way inParks of rec I'm not sure they never
really got the mockumentary style down likethat on Parks and Rec, which I
still love, but Okay, soGreg Daniel's still interested in the format,
but not necessarily interested in bringing backto the office. Speaking of reunions and
revivals, remember Jerry Seinfeld said recentlyhe and Larry David were working on something

(01:46:55):
Seinfeld related. Well, this isnews to Jason Alexander, who was asked
about it, that no one's calledme. Apparently they don't eat George.
He also said he's been talking withJuliet Louis Dreyfus recently and she has no
idea either, so he said theymay not need a lane. There's none
of the other cast members know anythingabout it, but we just talk.

(01:47:17):
Yeah, there's no way they coulddo anything Seinfeld related and not bring back
the cor cat either getting something togetherbefore they present it to the other people.
Yeah, and I'm sure they're like, these people are not gonna say
no hell no, especially Michael Richardsto probably use the work. I'm Rabian.
For more nerd stuff, check outthe Nerd Not podcast at the wordieshow

(01:47:38):
dot com. Nerd All right,thank you very much, Rabels. You
gotta dog gets some more Woodies showfor you. Next, hang on,
they're gonna scan all way for freefood real quick and then we'll be right
back show Sensitivity Training for a politicallyCorrect World, The Wity Show, I
don't care about your feelings. Well, that's gonna to do it for one

(01:48:00):
of the two days that we're actuallyuh here this week. It's gonna be
exhausting. Monday Morning in the books. Hit up the woodieshow dot com for
the Monday Podcast. And today wehad another round of the Redneck News playoffs.
Thank you for your votes, youcan keep those coming in. We'll
select one of the people today tomove on to the semifinal round. Trending
news headlines, raveis nerd out.Also the survey game Pie versus Pie?

(01:48:24):
Well, so hungry for pie now? But hey, you know what,
this is a good week for pie. A lot of pie options out there
this week. So that and moreI'll waiting for you on the Monday podcast.
Just hit up the woodieshow dot com. Hey, coming up tomorrow.
We've been looking forward to this fora long time. It's Sea Bass Acts
Normal Day Day. I think it'sgonna be weird, right, It's definitely

(01:48:45):
gonna be weird, so weird.He's got to act normal, Yep,
He's got to fight that urge justto be strange just to be himself and
he's got to be normal. Wehave a couple of things planned for this.
Uh, you're gonna be able tocall in and uh share any kind
of like maybe questions that you gotfor him, but also what are you
thankful for going into the Thanksgiving holiday? What are you happy or thankful for.

(01:49:09):
We're going to have that opportunity.But he's got to share too.
Yep, that's it, and hecan't go well, you know my head
right, So we're gonna have thatfor you. Also a Woody Show taste
test. M h I. I'venever been in a situation where it's been
so divisive. Green Bean Cassero,No, it's good love green Bean castrole

(01:49:29):
MEAs hates it. Ravy's making herown. I think we're going to have
another one too. There's gonna bea couple of different green Bean castroles in
here. But I kind of wonderas Menace going into this with stinking thinking.
He's determined and it was terrible.Great, Yeah it wasn't drained or
something before the bean it was too. Yes, we'll have we'll have that
for you tomorrow Tuesday here on theWoody Show. Anything in the meantime you'd

(01:49:53):
like to leave for us, youcan do that on the after hours voicemail
available anytime after ten am all theway through the following morning until we hit
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You can also send us an emailemail at the Woodieshow dot com or find
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Raby man Is sebast Sammy. Anythingyou like to add Greg Gory parting words

(01:50:15):
of wisdom please, Yeah, thereare some days where your greatest accomplishment is
not saying what you're thinking out loud. Like Greg says all the time,
you don't have to post every thoughtright that you have. That's his best,
that's his best social media advice.Right, You don't have to post
everything you're thinking. You don't haveto. I mean you can. It

(01:50:36):
could get you in trouble, itcould and then you think that, hell
did I post that? I thankyou very much, Greg Gory, you
do it. Thank you so muchfor give it the Woodies Show some of
your valuable time this morning. Youknow we'd love to appreciate you for that.
The rest of you guys could suckit. We will catch you back
here tomorrow. Have a great daysmdam quit is bitch.