The Woody Show November 21st 2023 Podcast

Redneck News Playoffs, What Are You Happy/Thankful For?, Food News & More!

Episode Transcript

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See this is a dune to thegraphic nature of this program. Listener discretion,
is it lies the Woody Show?This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity

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Training class is now in session.A good morning, everybody, everbody.

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Today's Tuesday. It is November thetwenty first, twenty twenty three. Hello,
welcome, We are the Woody Show. Body. That's Raby, got
Greg Goring. There's a menace.Hiight, we got Sammy. There's Born,
there's Caroline Morgan's here, Vaughan ishere. And ladies and gentlemen,
today's a very special day. Todayis Sea Bass acts normal day. A

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gentleman there, Sea Bass, goodmorning. You know what I forgot to
ask you? How was your weekend? Oh? My weekend was great?
Thank you. It's really weird.I don't know I've ever heard him say
that before. I was it's likewatching a video of like little kids who
here for the first time, likealways brings a tear to my eye,

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Like how was your we It wasfine? Thank you for asking my uh
uh, I said, I shouldsay great? How the kids doing?
My my dad and my step momflew in. I would like to hear
more. Unfortunately, the Steelers lost. Oh yes, I to bring that
up. Yes, uh yeah,they but then the Penguins won. They
beat the Golden Knights, who area very good team. So that was
as a Penguin fan, this isso weird, it's almost happen. It's

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almost hard to have. It's almosthard to have a real conversation with the
guy. Just have a casual convent. Ye. Anyway, there is a
sea Bass and he has to actnormal today. Hello, So we got
the phones up at eight seven sevenforty four. This is our prize quote
unquote, yes we want from aWoodies Show family feud. He offered it
up. We came through with thevictory and now today is the day and
we asked you guys, what kindof things you would like to have us

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do on this day of Sea Bassacting normal? So we got some of
that. We're going to do around up what are you happy or thankful
for? That? He'll have toparticipate in. Also the Woody Show taste
tests today. With the holidays comingup, I mean green bean cast roll
is a staple a lot of yep, you know, Thanksgiving and Christmas and
we get together. Has never hadit until a couple of years ago.
Yeah, yeah, mess had nothad it, and he's so far he's

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not a fan. He has notbeen converted. I had a liquid version
of it last week. I mean, it didn't turn out great. It
wasn't terrible, but it wasn't likeI wouldn't say that's the worst green bean
castle I've ever had really easily,I wouldn't say it was a good representation.
It was definitely not drained, Likeyou didn't drain the beans. That
is critical to the making sure.I like my being strained. All right,

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So well, green bean cast rolethat rave prepared on the way for
menace to they We'll see how thatgoes. Some food news. We got
the Redneck News playoffs, and Iwant to get right into SeaBASS act normally.
One of the things that was requestedon the text was having Sea Bass
say something nice and sincere about eachperson you're on the Woody Show. So

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Seabaster, you prepared, I amprepared, Okay. He knew this was
coming. Yeah, so he didhave some time to put some some thought
into it. Now, this issomething that you actually mean. This is
not you acting correct like you actuallylike had to think about something that your
thoughts, real thoughts. We'll startwith menas well. Oh hkay, thank
you, Honor. You just sortof hit it at it right there talking

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about green Bean castrole menus. Iappreciate your ability and enthusiasm for trying new
things and participating in different show topicsand subjects. Thank you, you see
bass it's very nice. Yeah thatmess How does that make you feel when
he says something like that? Makesme feel good? Okay, all right,
next up? And Greg, Iappreciate also that you do participate a

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lot with your personal life and revealingintimacies about yourself and your your partner it's
soon to be husband maybe, Mario. And I really do think that's a
valuable contribution. Okay, thank youvery I appreciate that. Now, Greg,
this is the most tense relationship onthe show. Yes, really more
from you toward him. That wasnice and I believed it. Yeah yeah,

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okay. And Ravey, I doappreciate how you are willing to speak
your mind, especially and I don'tsay this ironically as a lady and a
lady of a certain age, andto give a honest and frank perspective to
fight against the stereotypes and prejudices thatthose sort of ladies deal with. Well,
thank you, Bass, very kindof you. You're quite welcome.

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How does that come across the sincereto you for being honest? Yeah,
one came across the least here becausemost of our opinions are on Seabast's side,
so I'm sure he appreciates it.Well, he's talking about like how
you guys tried to a couple ofweeks ago mansplaining my own experience with aging,
and I'm trying to do it wasGreg's like, I don't believe that

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You're like, I don't believe thatthat's not accurate. You don't even know
you're not a woman who's aging.You don't know my experience saying it was
your experience you were a woman's plaining. I was saying, from my perspective,
I don't see it like I don't. I don't feel like there's this
whole stigma with like women and men. I'm trying to tell you it's out

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there and you're shooting me down.And I was one hundred percent on your
side on that one. Yeah,I'm not saying your name didn't come up.
I believe I believe my uh myquestion on that was question your experience
with aging. My question for youwas, do you think this is something
that women have a heightened sense of, you know sense there's a heightened sensitivity

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to it because they feel a certainway about it. Because I don't know
a lot of honestly your opinion onthat. I thought you were just messing
around, like you're playing Devil's avenuethat How could you go through life with
that knowing that menon pause has lookedat as a negative thing, that ignorant,
insane? I mean, I thoughtmaybe that's more of an old timy
thing, like maybe that was likeI don't really kind of in my opinion,

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I did too, Honestly, Idid were unpunked. Ye gets in
to the point. I went homeand I asked my wife about it,
and she she didn't see it either. Well, she's not there yet.
That's the thing. That's why Ihaven't said anything, because I don't even
have the experience yet to know asmuch as Ravey does. Well, Ravey
is very experienced, you know it. Yeah, thank you, Sea Bass,

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You're welcome. That callback to howignorant these two guys were. As
much as that is, Uh,what's the equivalent of man's planning? That
is just woman mean because people havedifferent experiences. They're just they're idiots and
morons and bulls. And yes youhave that experience. That is so I

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have nice thing to say about whatwait so that, But I would also
say that you know when you knowbecause Greg says, Okay, well just
because I don't have kids doesn't meanI can't possibly whatever agree with that.
But it wasn't an opinion, youguys said. You were just telling me
how it was again menopause aging.Yes, you and your menopausal brain took

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it. I'm sorry you took it. Like to recap, I'm sorry you
took it. Check the tapes Oise, Why would Zebas bring it back up
again? So I thank you forbeing so patients. As much as he
is accused of not listening and beingmean at times, what pew people don't
know he does put a lot ofwork and time into this show and does

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a lot of things, especially withmanagement, that a lot of people don't
want to deal with. What he'sable to have those conversations and willing to,
you know, go out on dinnersand have meetings and things like that.
A lot of us that really don'twant to do, including everyday Sea
Bass acting, no problems doing thosethings. This version would be happy to

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do that with what if he everasked me to und state only only this
day of the show, only thisday. But what he does puts a
lot of time to that sort ofthing, and it's very helpful and for
the show in general. That isso true. That is very true.
And now Sammy she Is does ina similar vein does a lot of that
stuff, does a lot of theadministrative things, behind the scenes stuff,

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and does so as far as Ican tell, very well, meaning that
nobody else hears about it, whichis a good thing. And congratulations,
it almost feels like that was thebiggest struggle. Well, I've had less
time to observe her. Okay,that's fair, that's great qualities, which

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I'm sure are they now talk aboutperspective because at one point Sea Mass was
the executive producer of the show andhe didn't want to do that stuff anymore
because he hated it so much.Yes, it's very time consuming, especially
when you're doing other things right now, for sure. For sure. The
breaking point was, as I recall, normal Sea Bass was literally changing into
a dog costume so we could goget free tacos. And some normal sea

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Bass would say middle management our word, who doesn't understand anything, had sent
fifteen emails about a situation that didnot need fifteen emails, didn't need to
be solved that day, Like which, which would you want me to do
out here? Yeah? Is thatnormal sea Best did? Now regular sea
best to be happy to you both. Oh okay, that is so nice.
Do you have anything What about Bort? What can you say about because

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there's been some tension between you twoA different So for folks who don't know
what he does is he manages toget all of like every promo and like
schedule and all all the weekend shows. And it's not only for you know,
the show itself, but affiliates andthings like that. So that's kind
of his job. I would sayBort is very very well on time.

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Never seen him be late or missingthat I'm aware of. So he's very
diligent in that respect. Okay.And not anything about Morgan. She done
hates her phones, and she's veryyou know, she's very tall. She's
tall, she's like five ten,which is tall for a lady. All
right, she has long hair,She's had some things that she's brought up

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or she's done on the show,and I don't know if it was like
the show's good. I think she'smuch like Menace and I said this normal
Sea best at this at the time. She is female Menace from ten to
fifteen years ago, came out ofthe same world. She has a potential.
Like people say that she's a femaleversion of Sea Bass. I don't
see that yet. She may oneday develop into that, but she has

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I think she's more energy and willingness, which is a good thing to have.
Okay, skills that'll be developed overtime hopefully. All Right, Well,
look, look we're off to agood start here with a Sea Bass
act. I hope it was sincere. It sounded thank you and it is
well. I mean he does takea lot of classes for you know,
like improv and acting and things likethat. So that's what Mena says that

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I can turn it on, yeah, parties one hundred times. I mean,
look at Greg, he's turned onand he turns by people have lost
their damn mind, lowers the barfor everybody. Woody everything sucks like their
Woody show. And we are intoanother new hour of insensitivity training for a

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politically correct world. On this Tuesdaymorning. It is November the twenty first,
twenty twenty three. It's a seabass acting normal day. How is
everybody today? How are you satto hear that you have been having any
change for a dollar? You knowwhat? I don't have my walle Yeah,
all right, that's be great.I'm whatdy? That's Raby, good

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morning. There's Greg Gory Menace ishere? What is that? Woody?
Here? There's a sea bass andhis nice quarter zip? Is that a
quarter zip it? I can't see. There's a very mister Rogers, except
it's in the dark color fancy.I could only wish one day to be
as nice as mister Rogers. Right, well, that's true. There's Sammy,

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we got bored, we got CarolineMorgan's here. Vaughan's heer phones are
open eight seven seven forty four.That's eight seven seven forty four. What
he hit us up with the textover to two to nine eighty seven.
So coming up this hour, we'llopen up the phones. What are you
happy or thankful for? What areyou happy about or thankful for? Sometimes
it's a it's good to have thatperspective. Oh heard a really cool quote,

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love good quote the other day Okay, lies take the elevator, truth
takes the stairs. So in otherwords, like the lies take off way
quicker than the truth does, butthe truth eventually gets there. Okay,
okay, interesting, right, liestake the elevator. And you know where
I heard that on the Million Vanillidocumentary Where's that? It's on Paramount Plus.

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It was actually really interesting, dude. I felt so bad for those
guys. They certainly got railroaded.They really did big time, big time,
pretty depressive. Everybody's doing what theiryou know now, yeah, yeah,
yeah they did back then. Ohyeah, and you know what,
and the producer who came up withthe whole thing, he had done this
already once before, like a discogroup that became really big, I forget

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the name of it. And itturns out that they weren't singing any of
their stuff either, but they werehuge in that in that time, and
then he wanted to do it again. But they were hot, right,
they were good looking guys, Theycould dance, they were dancers, really,
and then you know, put thiswhole thing together, and you know,
the songs were good. Yep,yeah, I had that album.
Yeah, back in the day,A lot of people I still like those

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songs and they come up like inone of those like playlists or a nineties
channel or whatever, eighties, nintieschannel, whatever. Yeah, like the
songs were good, it's just thepeople who had the actual talent that way.
He just didn't look that way.Uh. And it was the whole
thing. But again, manufactured popstars and everything that we see today,
what's the difference. But these guys, man, they got really they got

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really railroaded. And nobody wants tolook at an singing a song, you
know, right, got to behot. But yeah, I guess now,
which is great. But I mean, like, the whole story is
fascinating. If you have any interesta dollar, you'd watch it. But
it's a sad story. It's areally sad story because one guy, Yeah
right, yeah, he's gone.But uh yeah, I thought that was

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a good quote. I like it. Lies take the elevator, truth takes
the stairs from the I can't bewrong, but I think they're both gone
now. No, Fab still alive. Yeah, Rob, Rob died in
fact, yeah, Fabs all overthis documentary. He's But no, I
don't think you because at the endof it, it just came out and

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at the end of it. Theydid have like a memoriam thing for for
Rob and one of these other guysthey featured the documentary. But yeah,
Fab is still with us, stillbreathing. Yeah, he seems like a
really cool guy. Seems like reallychill just got caught up in this whole
and you can't blame him either.They were like two like, uh they
you know guys out there. Theywere hustling and trying trying to make some

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money. Yeah, exactly, oneof the entertainers and the whole thing.
Anyway, I thought that was areally good quote. Love it. There's
a similar quote our buddy Sean Remainethat God says all the time. It
says the the lies way more entertainingthan the truth. Yeah, you know,
there was a there was a specialon HBO a long time ago.
We had him in. Remember rememberthat show, Arles. Yeah, uh,

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the guy who played artist Robert Wall. Yeah, I remember when we
had him on, And yeah,he came in and he was doing this
thing where he was going around tocolleges and everything, and he was talking
about the difference between what we knowis history and what actually happened. Yankee
Doodle Dandy and all these other thingsand like, you know, like the
true story behind Yeah, and againlike the the lie, the story the

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song that came from. It wasway more interesting than the actual chain of
events. It was pretty I wonderwhere you can find that now? It
was on HBO, but I meanis it on the Max? Yeah?
Thank you. That's so nice ofyou to offer that s the fastest in
the room. He is, Yeah, he is. But I thought that
was pretty interesting too. Forgot aboutthat guy? Yeah, yeah, me

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too. Hey. With a fewdays off, man, I'll be watching
all kinds of documentary. Well that'swhy I have a list of things.
Oh yeah. The the disco artistback or the group back of the day
was Bonnie m bo anyone bo ne y m Bonnie m and assumed the
position with mister wall. Oh yeah, yeah, assume the position. Yeah.

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Is it on the Max? Itwas a two part of the HBO.
Yeah, it's cool. It was. I mean, it's really interesting.
You probably find it on YouTube atthe very least. Yeah, I'm
imagining. All right, so wehave what are you happy about? Are
thankful for? You'll be able tocall in with that. It's good to
keep some for some perspective. Igot to slow down every once in a
while and remind yourself of it's notall bad stuff. There are some good

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things. I have to do thatall the time. Sure. And then
the Redneck news playoffs we have.We have that for you today and it's
the Private Parts Edition, the PrivateParts Bracket, all right. These are
weekly winners from earlier in the year, from January and also back in April.
They won their weeks and only oneof these can move on into the

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semifinal round. Your vote will determinewho that is. And Private Part Bracket
number one is from Clearwater, Florida. You got a fifty seven year old
hotty name Carmela Ann Mains who waspicked up by the cops up she failed
to show up to court to facesome shoplifting charges. Man, that's how
long ago this was. That's whyI still arrested people for shoplift. Yeah,

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she's got a pretty pretty long rapsheet with priors for fraud, battery,
battery, you can't speak, disorderlyconduct, and for feeling to show
up the court of course. Anyway, they got her down to the police
station. As they were processing her, they noticed something was going on in
her genital area. Upon further reviewaka strip search, they could see that

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there was something sticking out of hervagina, and when they asked her about
it, she pardoned the punts,snatched it out of her body, threw
it on the floor, and thenstepped on it, trying to destroy it
out work. This obviously led tosome more questioning, and that's what she
tried to explain, that it wasjust a sex toy that she was storing
up. There was a big deal. Keep it. That's where you keep

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it, right, ladies, allday every day. It turns out,
though, that it wasn't a sextoy. It was a crack pipe.
Yeah, she's a liar. Soshe was hit with a number of charges,
including tampering with evidence. I hopeshe gets the help she needs.
Very nice of you to say thatyou're welcome, all right. Not a

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number two from the private parts bracket. This is again back in April from
where else, Florida. That's thecops who got a call from people at
a speedway convenience store about a nakedguy who was yelling at some chick on
the side of the road. Thisis on a Sunday morning, by the
way, so you know, maybethey're on their way to church maybe who

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knows. Yeah, So the officersthey arrived on the scene, they immediately
recognized the guy in question. Sureenough, he was naked. It was
their old buddy, Jason Roach,who they had numerous interactions with in the
past. In fact, they haddealt with him on two separate occasions.
The previous day alone, he hadbeen questioned about masturbation incidents at an Arby's

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and at a wah Wah convenience store. In both instances, they questioned him
and sent him on his way.But this time, according to the Polish
report, a witness said that theyhad seen Jason near the Speedway store quote
naked and touching himself in the motionof masturbating. And for his part,
Jason explained that he was quote havingissues with his rectum and in order to
get rid of the pain, hehad to ejaculate. Well, we don't

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know, it's medical, yeah,I mean, you know, that's how
you get that to go away.You relieve it through ejaculation. Interesting unfortunately
for him, And in order toget rid of that pain, I mean,
you know, he did what hehad to do, but that got
him arrested, and so he hadto go to the short cart part.

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Can I get you some water?Yeah? Thank you? A red Bull
maybe? Yeah. So now he'salso doing court on the previous charges for
petty theft, violating a protective order, burglary, grand theft, and filing
false documents, resisting arrest, allthat stuff. So he's a very he's
a very busy boy, very busy. I like, even if his medical
condition was real, you have toejaculate in front of people. Yeah,

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you do have the wall wall outon the street. Yeah, it's why
not part of the deal, Greg, I'm gonna knock that out right here
at the wall wall, all right. So you're going to text the number
one for that hottie Carmela and Mainswho got arrested for skipping out on a
court date and then in more troublefor that crack pipe that she had hanging
out of her vagina. You're gonnatext one over to two to two ninety

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seven for that one, or you'regonna text the number two for the guy
in Florida who told the cops thathe was having issues with his anus after
getting busted masturbating at an Arby's ahahwah, and a speedway convenience store,
all within a twenty four hour period. Wow, So text two over to
two two ninety seven to voth forthat one. Only one of these move
on into the semi final round.Your vote will determine who that is.
And while you're doing that, we'regonna take a break and if you got

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something that you want to share withus, we're asking you the question.
We want you to call in toeight seven seven forty four Woodie and tell
us what are you happy about orthankful for? Yes? Right, well,
I am happy and thankful that itis Sea Bass acting normal day.
Sure, thank you. So Iwanted to ask a favor of you,
Sea Bass, Yes, because weare coming up on the show today taste

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testing green bean cast right, andwhat he suggested we probably shouldn't leave it
out, So I was, so, it's in the fridge right now,
That's what I said. I said, Hey, you want to put that
in the fridge and I said no. Initially no, she said no,
and on further consultation put it inthe fridge. And so would you mind

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putting the illegal oven on a warmingsetting so we could just put that in
the oven and just leave it warming. I'll be more than happy to do
it to tease. That was whenI was walking over body the illegal oven
this morning and I noticed that theoffice, our office here had some sort
of big Thanksgiving right, and sadlynobody apparently was in charge of cleaning up,

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because there are full trays mashed potatoes. No way, I don't want
to blame anybody, because that's notwhat this is this time of year,
but there were They could have usedsome frigeration, and we have a giant
refrigerator back right, yeah, rightin front of it, but there are
multiple refrigerators around. The arm hasto be two one hundred and fifty dollars

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worth of perfectly good food sadly wasleft out. We're not here to point
fingers, of course, but Ireally would have wished that somebody had just
taken a few moments to put thoseback in the fridge, because there is
the danger zone between forty degrees andone hundred and forty degrees, which room
temperature obviously falls in see where bacteriadoes grow. You're right, I apologize
she was snapping. What was shenot, Craig, You're sitting right here,

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am I snapping? Yeah? Yeah? Her usual baseline when yeah,
she was about anything. So Isaw the green beans sitting there, and
I said, hey, you wantto put those in the fridge for for
later? No, no, no, why they're cooked? I go,
yeah, but they're you know,I think we see it now for a
little bit here and a typical responseyeah, and she goes, no,

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it's fine. A quick other questionagain, and then she then she consulted
with quote Gina, whoever the hellthat is? You know, super fan
Gina do it? She's expert apparent. I know her many times. I
know who Gena is. This isjust me being snarky because she apparently outranks
me as far as food consultation consultation? Can I ask what and how were
those screen beans prepared to get?Not to be blame more the blaming here,

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I put them in the oven thismorning, okay, all right,
so they're perfect fresh, Yeah,yeah, excellent, yeah, which I
don't doubt that. I'm just saying, like, you know, rather than
have them sit there but in thefridge, and then that's why we have
the illegal office oven. So Ifigure if we put it on a warming
temperature, that would be nice andwarm and perfect dipped. All right,

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excited, thank you? See messis being all nice and helpful. Raby
on the him being her typical snappyself. You know, it's early in
the morning, guys, let's notblame all right, We're gonna take a
break and then we'll go to thephones. If you want to call in
share us. What are you happyor thankful for? Today? Eight seven

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seven? I know some of yourprobably looking at your radio, going,
are you serious? We are,yeah, but no, like, legitimately
tis the season and it really isimportant every once in a while to stop
and slow down and actually say somethingnice or have a acknowledge something good or
something that you're thankful for. Absoluteyeah, so legit all joking aside for

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like, I don't know, maybeten minutes, okay, and then we'll
take your calls. What are youhappy or thankful for? Eight seven seven
forty four Woodie the Woody Shore?Pretty pretty good? I got to talk.
I gotta tell what up to?All right? What are you happy
about or thankful for? We figuredthis would be appropriate going into the not

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just holiday season, but Thanksgiving inparticular. It's always good and legit,
we're trying to do this, youknow, keep it since here, I
will give you one funny one thatcame through on the time from Dan in
Pittsburgh. Okay, I'm thankful Idon't have a medical condition that requires me
to ejaculate in public in order towrite myself with rectal pain. Be thankful
for that. That is something tobe thankful for. That's true. Yeah,

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yeah, now Sea baths since itis Sea Bass acting normal day and
we have tried to get actual youknow, since here responses from him in
the past on these types of segments, what are you happy or thankful for?
Well, mine's gonna be fairly generic, but with a twist. I
am, of course for healthy friendsand family. But I found out just
yesterday. Actually that's my Thanksgiving withmy mother, father, brother, sisters,

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niece, and nephews. Will includeone of my donated offspring. This
is the one I've already met,though, happens to have family. He
does, this teenager who is aresult of my genetic donation to a lesbian
couple. Nice. Apparently they havethey we knew this. They do have

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family in the area around my family, so they'll be making a stop off
one of the days just to sayhi and meet my my immediate fan.
I forget, would you be there. Yes. Oh okay, okay,
I forget. Is this teenager fullyaware that you are the donor? Oh?
Yeah, because we met he metat one of his right. Yeah,
I know you met, but Idon't know if it was discussed.

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It was discussed, and you arelike looking forward to this excited about it.
He's nice guys. You know,he's into sports, he's doing well
in school. Hell yeah, bro, your mom must be really excited.
She's very she's very much into genealogy, family trees, that sort of thing.
So, yeah, she actually putall this together byby I believe Are

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you going to bring him like acart Knark shirt or something, or like
what a good idea? What doI So? You know, I hadn't
even thought about a gift, andI really should because you don't want to.
That's that's one thing. You dowant to stay distant, not distant
but right because you're not their parent, right, So you don't want to
be too over the top of gift. Yeah, but obviously the mom wants
you to be not involved, butlike, you know, it's open to

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you meeting, saying hi, gettingto know you know where he came from,
that sort of thing, right,Right, baseball and throw the ball
around. Yeah, go for thehall Sun, Let's go play some ball.
Yeah, Greg rule all right,eight seven seven forty four. That's
eight seven seven forty four. WhatAi, What are you happy or thankful
for today? I'm gonna go rightto the phone and say hi to Tara.

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Hey, good morning, Tara,Tara, Hi, good morning,
good morning. All right, Sowhat are you happy or thankful for?
I am thankful that today I havean amazing job interview? Okay, what
kind of what kind of work youdo? Like? What industry? Yeah,
I've been a nurse over twenty years, and over the past year I've
been working three jobs and this wouldgive me the opportunity to just have one

(28:44):
job. Yeah, amazing opportunity.Yeah, it's a big seven nursing man,
that's a that's a good field tobe and there's a lot of opportunity.
Yeah, oh yeah in nursing.Yeah. All right, well,
Tara, good luck, thank youand appreciate you listening to what the show?
Happy you see, that's how itworks. You guys, what are
you happy or thankful for? We'llgo to Menace. I am happy and

(29:07):
thankful for kind of what Seabas saidwith all friends and family that are close
to me are happy and healthy rightnow. No one's really struggling. But
I don't know if I revealed thison the show or not, probably not,
but my sister is having a baby. And the exciting part is every
time I'm at the mall, Iget to buy like little shoes. So

(29:30):
I buy like a little Nikes,those restored ins and ye pair of Vans.
You what that is that stuff thatthe parents will not buy on their
own. Oh yeah, I buythis like every time I go to the
mall. Now just pick up alittle pair of shoes. Yeah, it's
really fun. I thought about Ithink about my son, like one really
cool pair of shoes like that becausethey matched mine, I thought that was

(29:51):
kind of cool. Oh maybe liketwo weeks yeahs And that's the reason I
think I've bought over like twenty pluspairs already in different sizes though, right,
yeah, I just ran on signsof them like, oh these look
cool. You know whatever size theyhave the smallest size, just and don't
ye keep buying them like an increasingsizes. Yeah yeah, right, I'm

(30:12):
just because those a last Yeah,we have different shoes through different stage.
There's different days. Dude, you'rethe same shoe every day as exciting.
Yeah, all right, Greg Gory, what are you happy or excited about
or thankful for? Kind of likeeverybody else. But I'm incredibly thankful that
my parents are joining me for Thanksgivingthis year, and because I am obsessed

(30:34):
about the days that that won't bethe case. And then work wise,
I'm really thankful Woodie that you andI I think this year something just clicked.
We had a renaissance this year.We did, I think so.
We had so much one on onetime in my favorite setting of bars,
right, We've had great conversations,lots of laughs. So it's been I

(30:56):
think it's been a good year.It's been a slow year, but yeah,
oh I'm thankful that the year isalmost so because God, this series
felt like a decade, Greg,thank you my pleasure. Let's say hi
to Travis. Hey, good morning, Travis, Travis, Travis, are
you there? My that's my bad? Hold on there we're go, Travis.
Hi, Hey, good morning?What do you show? Good morning?

(31:18):
All right? So what are youhappy or thankful for? I am
super thankful for family, for forsure. I I just spent like ten
grand on a car two weeks agoand if the engine blew upon me and

(31:38):
I couldn't really make it to workunless might go afford to fix it,
and I couldn't really do that,And they totally helped pull me out of
the hole. So still drive into work today. And yeah, super
thankful for that. That's awesome.So you're, yeah, your family's helping
me out. Man, that sucks. Man, you just bought that car,

(31:59):
but oh oh yeah, yeah,I apparently didn't check the car fact.
You know. All right, Travis, thank you for the call.
Chachs the Woody Show. Uh well, I will be more specific on the
friends and family tip because my mother'sdoing excellent and she had emergency surgery this

(32:21):
year. Like I spend a lotof time this year very nervous, quite
afraid, and she's doing great nowgood whew. I'm like super thankful for
that, uh all. And Iknow we make fun of them a lot,
but I am, legit super thankfulfor my cats. Oh it's cut.

(32:42):
It's just really sweet. Like whenI get home, they're waiting,
they want screeches, they want riches. I'm like, give you a little
back screech, give me a littlescreech. That's what do you think about
that? I think that's lovely.After ask I haven't heard it about Sydney
and crag Be here are they greattabbies? Is that right? Raby?
Yeah? They are gray and brownlittle tabby sisters. Came from the same

(33:06):
litter and uh. I'm also verythankful that they have no interest in the
Christmas tree. Got a brand newChristmas tree from Balsam Hill and I thought,
oh, this is the one they'regoing to be jumping in. Yeah.
Interest. Yeah, thankful for thekiddi witties. Let's go to Arion.

(33:28):
Hey, good morning, are on? Good morning? Good morning?
All right, so what are youhappy about her? Thankful for I am
super thankful that I actually found asurgeon this year and May who gave me
a hysterectomy that was long needed.So I eated the okay and no more
periods, right ran, No moreperiods, no more pregnancy. Fantastic.

(33:53):
See Okay, now I can andI can just be reckless, right and
oh yeah yeah that's Texas great.Yeah, no no worries there, It's
just a win win, all right. Thank you so much for the cop
appreciate Listen to theoies show, whatabout you, Sammy, I'm thankful for

(34:13):
I know it's very generic to sayfamily, but I really am thankful for
my family. As I get older, I realize how nice it is that
I love spending time with my familyand going to see them and visit them.
And I know that a lot ofpeople maybe don't have that relationship with
their family or don't like to hangout with them, and it's very like
obligatory. I am appreciative that Ilove hanging out with my family. That's

(34:37):
nice. Yeah. Thomson Girl's wifedisposed a video said, hey, look,
you don't have to go to yourplace of origin if you don't enjoy
it, Like it's not mandatory togo hang out with your family. If
your family's you know, treats youlike crap, you don't have to do
it. Yeah. Yeah, Andshe said that it took her a while

(34:58):
to realize that. Yeah. Ialso think that some people give up too
easily, though. I think somepeople like they're like, yeah, they
have one rift or there's one yeah, and that goes on and then all
of a sudden they're like again,yeah, yeah, And I can agree
with you on that, and youcan do that for a lot of things
in life. I agree, liketo a certain point on that, but
when it comes to your family,I think, you know, we'll see

(35:20):
that that's happened in your family,right, Yes, my mother and her
two sisters are not on speaking termsright and real quick, man, it's
not to shame you. But hername is Christina Pojetski is Toom Saker's wife.
Yeah, and she is. Youknow, she's a comedian. As
we all know, Radie, womenexist outside of their marriage. I'm sorry,
I don't know much about her,so all right, I wish I
knew her. A fun fact,hysterectomy is from the Greek word hustera meaning

(35:45):
woom an act to me, ofcourse, to cut off. Thank you,
that's fun. Let's say hi toMelissa. Good morning, good morning,
good morning. All right. Sowhat are you happy about or thankful
for. I'm super thankful that Ihave my own with all my pictures of
family members on it. I've recentlylost a few uncles and I have all
their pictures and it's it's crazy thatI can look back anytime I want.

(36:07):
Didn't see them, Yeah, Ihad that. I had that thought recently
about the people who are no longerwith us, you know, and it
was like, man like that,the list gets longer and longer, right,
I mean it's how life works,right. But then you know you
start wishing for you know, makelike can you go back, like it'd

(36:28):
be great to be able to goback and have one last conversation or and
being a guy who's not big onpictures, I don't have a ton of
pictures. I got to rely onpeople like my mom or other family members
that have those pictures, and itis nice to see them every once in
a while. So as much asI dog on my mom or other people
who are like taking pictures like crazyat every little thing, yeah it is

(36:49):
I'm with you, Melissa. Itis nice, uh when you can like
when you can go and you know, see those pictures whenever you want,
Okay, definitely. Yeah. Itis weird though, either try to remember
how somebody sounded, oh really likea like a family member. I'm like
I was, I was trying tolike hear their voice in my head,
and I was having a hard timebecause it's been so long since they had
since they had been gone, whichis why I think it'd be cool.

(37:13):
Raby, Like, I know youdon't like it, but like when you
have those like not the holograms necessarilyan echo you can put their voice in
it. Stuff like that, orlike where people get like the stuffed animals
that have like a recording of theof the person in there. I don't
want that, but I think it'sI think it's pretty cool. You can
have a teddy bear rave I know, be your mom. Well, I
mean, the anniversary of my dad'sdeath twelve years is coming up on Wednesday,

(37:38):
and I am glad that I don'thave like a bear with his voice
in it or anything like that.But I have like my memories and I
can recall any sounds, and Ihave a lot of great pictures and yeah,
you know, things like that.But I don't need I don't need
that bear. Mine is And I'mkind of like Raby I was. I
was having this thought the other day, like, dude, super thankful for

(37:58):
that dog. Well it's well,yeah, I didn't want the responsibility of
a dog. I've always loved dogs, just like how some people feel about
kids. Not one of the responsibilityof kids. They like aunts and uncles
like that role as opposed to youknow, being a parent. But there's
some negatives with dogs, but yeah, the love is worth it, dude.
Like I'm looking at her and I'mthinking, like I actually had this

(38:20):
thought by like what did I everdo without you? I'm just looking at
her, like she brings so muchcalm and peace in those moments like where
and I if she get her avest and your therapy dog in in full
disclosure, like I don't know whatit is about this year. I've had
a really like rough year, likementally and emotionally and everything else has been

(38:42):
a really rough year. But inthese like high stress moments, like I
look at her and I'm like,man, I don't know what I would
have done without you. You're theonly thing in this house that brings me
calm. I love everybody, butyou're the only thing that I love.
It also brings calm. Wouldn't itbe great if she was just lying right
next to you? Yeah, yep, it's so good to make that happen.

(39:04):
We should make one last call issay hi to Hope. He Good
morning, Hope, Hope, goodmorning, good morning. All right,
So what are you happy about her? Thankful for? I am thankful for
the fact that eight years ago todayI was diagnosed with breast cancer. We
absolutely kicked his ass through chemo,through radiation, through some surgeries, and

(39:30):
fully healthy today. Wow I am. I have the most amazing husband and
family that helped me through. AndI get to go spend my day today
in the elementary school where I workwith about seven hundred small children. So
also it's good in bed. Yeahthat's the bat's like, yeah, yeah,

(39:55):
you would have made that deal anyday. Like, look, if
I could be cancer free, I'llspend a whole day with these seven little
kids. I promise we all lovechildren here. Yes, all right,
morning, all right. A coupleof follow up texts to what are you

(40:19):
happy about? Her thankful for this? One says I am grateful for rabies
blood pressure Tuesday takeover. I wasmoved to check mine. I found out
that I had high blood pressure andother health issues that I'm now taking meds
for and handling. Wow. Youthat's awesome. Saved a life, taking
your health seriously, that's fantastic.I'm thankful for a major promotion I just

(40:44):
got yesterday. Uh No, thatI just got yesterday was day one different
level of stress and labor and agreat raise. Okay, fantastic Yeah,
they say, with more money comesmore responsibility. Problem. This one says
I just went through a divorce.I'm thankful for being able to see my

(41:05):
kids every day. And you guysthe Woodie Show. You guys still making
me laugh through all the mess.Oh babe, nice too, I'm babe.
And then how about this one?Another nice one before I head into
work, And just want to thankyou all for at the Woodie Show.
Let you know I'm sincerely thankful forall that you do. You make me
smile, laugh every day. Whatbetter way to start the day. Thank
you all, Happy Thanksgiving, enjoyyour deserved time off from me. That's

(41:30):
that's from the four to one two. We should frame that. Yeah right,
thank you for one too. Ohmy god. This is the WOI
Show and we're into another new hourof insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
On this Tuesday morning, it isNovember the twenty first, twenty twenty

(41:52):
three. It is Sea Mass actingnormal day. Good morning everybody, Greg.
I haven't asked how are you doingtoday? I'm doing well. I'm
excited for Thanksgiving. I do youhear that? Yeah? Is this acting
normal or is this acting even moreweird? Weird? No? It's weird
because it's so out of the order. Well, if I'm too nice,

(42:13):
please let me know. I'll behappy to no. I like it.
Everybody loves everybody. Yeah, allright, Sea Bass acting normal day.
It's very nice. We started theshow today where he had to say something
nice about each person on the show. If you if you missed that and
you have to hear it, I'llbelieve it when I hear it, right
right. You can hear it onthe full show podcast today. It was

(42:36):
a pleasure, Sea Bass. Idon't find it weird. I find it
delightful. That's nice. I findyou delightful. Menace. Now it's getting
Now it's getting Woody Ravy, GregMenace. There's Sea Bass. Sammy's here.
He got bored. We got CarolineMorgan Vaughan phones open for you at
eight seven seven forty four. That'seight seven seven forty four, and so

(42:58):
the text over to two two nineeight seven uh is meant it's the only
person in this room who doesn't likegreen Bean Castle. I love it.
I love it. Yeah, yeah, I mean they're putting it on me.
I only had it once. Idon't know if I've ever had it.
Another one who's never. I don'tthink so. Really, that seems
like something that would be so likein lines, never been on your Thanksgiving

(43:19):
table, Not that I'm aware.I asked you, are you white trash?
Wheh? Do you like green beancast? You know it's uh,
I find it to be fine.I think I've lost my zest for it
over the years. Yeah, yeah, it's got to have I mean,
look, it's got to have thecanned green beans. You can't and I

(43:42):
prefer, like if I'm if I'meating, if I'm eating green beans,
I prefer the like the the freshones, of course, you know,
with a meal, but for greenfor the purpose of green bean castle,
it's important to me that it'd bethe canned green beans strained meed last time
somebody brought last time. Yeah.But and then also just with a healthy

(44:06):
heaping portion of the dirky French friedonion crispy on the top. Yeah.
Oh yeah, Seabas, before youbecame normal today, you did agree that
it was quite trashy. Regular seabass was perhaps more harsh on id if
you liked it or not, well, regular sea bass is point. I

(44:29):
think you don't have to like itjust because you know, act normal day.
You wouldn't say it was bad.It was that. It's just like
when else would you ever eat it? Oh, you would never eat it.
You would never make it for anythingelse whereas obviously with things like corn
bread and stuffing and mashed potatoes,doesn't mean it's bad. Like like Greg,
you love beef Wellington? Are youmaking that every day? It's a
special that you know, it's afavorite at the trailer park. That's all

(44:52):
we're not saying that it's not delicious? Is that what you're saying? Sea
bess Uh? You know, II am fine with it. I had
when I was at Gordon Ramsay's oneof his places on the strip. I
had be Fallington any time of theday or the air. Kids. You
know, it's nice and it's hardto make, but you he's not a
special like holiday designated thing, forinstance, as green bean castrole is.

(45:15):
You know if I went to abecause for a while there you didn't really
see tater tots on the menu.That's when he went place there wasn't really
an option. It was just likefries and every once in a while you
get the option of sweet potato fries. But now I'm seeing tots on the
menu more often. And it wasn'tlike I was having tater tots all the
time. But when he did seeit on the menu. If I do
see it on the menu, likeI'm going with that over fries, yeah,

(45:36):
I would. If I see agreen bean cast role, maybe this
is a good idea, I meanfor some some restaurants, you know what
I mean? Yeah, like finedining. Wh Yeah, definitely I could
go, like a really nice steakhouse, like maybe like hey, Ruth,
Chris, like this is a goodidea, like an elevated green bean cast,
Like it comes out like in alittle uh little dish, yes,

(45:58):
like crembrewlet would come in. Yeah, yeah, a little ramick. Yeah,
I can get my. I canget my like cowboy chop uh huh,
you know whatever with sizemon butter withsome green bean casts are on the
side, rape steakhouse side. Prettygood. So, Braby, did you
make yours at the medicine try today? Did you make it with the canned

(46:22):
green beans? Yeah? Yeah,because that's how I always had it growing
style right, French style, cannedbeans thoroughly drained with some cream of mushroom
soup. But I opted for sourcream over milk, and the Internet suggested.
Because I was like, this isbland, this is for children,

(46:45):
the Internet suggested a splash or twoof soy sauce. And let me tell
you, it has elevated. Iwould never have thought. So this is
not the traditional recipe. This isthis is my new traditional recipe. This
is the way I'm going to doit moving forward. They do warn against
trying new things. Yeah yeah,I'll try it out. Okay. So

(47:09):
as much as people love green beancast role or whatever, there are cranberry
sauce, you know, Greg andI like the cranberry sauce so good.
It's one of those lover hate things. I don't I don't know that it's
any kind of like middle of theroad, the green bean cast role.
It's the middle of the road thing, because it does make the list.
If you look at the most hatedThanksgiving food, where's cranberry sauce is number

(47:34):
one, as most hated, asmost disliked. That's that they use the
word disliked. I put hated amenuh, sweet potatoes or yams number two.
I want to talk about the trashversion the marshmallows on that trailer park

(47:55):
marshmallows on. So ultimately, uh, green bean cast roles at number three
on the most Disliked, followed byturkey at number four. We've talked about
that before. The main The mainevent is well, you know, it's
like that with TV shows sometimes too, where it's like the main character is
not even the favorite character, right, but you like all the side dudes,

(48:17):
right, stuffing at number five atsix Coleslaw, who the hell serves?
Coleslat Thanksgiving pumpkin pie number eight,followed by mashed potatoes, mac running
cheese, carrots, apple pie,and then corn. It's corn. It's
corn, right, come on right, it has the It's amazing to me

(48:42):
how much Raby has committed that tomemory. I've watched a ten I can
tell, I can tell I lovethat kid. So what's the status of
the of the warming green bean castles. I just turned off the oven a
few minutes ago. Show should becoming down serving temperature. Will bring it
right here, and I think,Rady, you're going to top it freshly.
I will top it freshly with theonionsrispy with them. But then you're

(49:07):
supposed to top it okay, nice, all right? So we're gonna take
a quick break and then we'll comeback and we'll see if Menace is a
different opinion on the green bean castrolethis time around, with Raby's new punched
up that's right version and a treatfor Menace that he's been begging for.
Oh, I like this, now, did you bring enough that everybody can
try his green bean casserole? Ordid you just bring a little dish?

(49:30):
Well? I mean, look,you'll look at it and you'll be like
this is nothing, but everybody willhave a chance to get a nice scoopful.
Okay, I don't know this nibbleMenace thing, or she brought some
this time because last time she broughtsomething in it was that little thimble crock
pot that he had. I don'teven know why they make it. I
don't even know they Seriously, Ididn't even know they made a crock pie
that's literally like a toy for achild, like the size of a coffee,

(49:52):
like fake croc pop. I knowyou think we're like exaggerating, We're
not sixteen, Menace is right.Do you know how they have those videos
you see online where people make thelittle tiny cheeseburger with a little tinye backs
on the little tiny stove it's likethat. There was like part of that
collection totally was Raby's crockpot, thesmallest thing, and then you could do
an elaborate photo shoot where a squirrelis eating. Yeah alright, alright,

(50:15):
so the green Bean Cast or oldTaste Tests. Is there vindication for the
green bean cast role. We're gonnafind out next hang on the Woody Show.
We'll be right back. Now here'swhere it gets real goodies, but
much needed time to think about everything. He's gonna vacuum when he gets on
later. Yes, the Woody Showwill be right back. Whoa Woody w

(50:44):
o O d y. We gotMenace, Ravy and Cea bays Side.
You don't even know these people theWoodie Show. I forgot about that guy.
All right, welcome back everybody.Evy Thanksgiving? Are people still having
home cooked meals for Thanksgiving? Iwould thank you, because you know what's

(51:06):
big on the rise, people eithergoing out to eat or bordering all the
food like that's not my new thing. He's been doing or you've been doing
it for years. Yeah. Idon't think my wife and I have ever
prepared a Thanksgiving meal. We've alwayswell, yeah, we've always just there
are a ton of places. Ifyou even put like a little bit of
effort, you're going to find aton of places wherever you live close to

(51:29):
you that even Costco. I justsaw like stores all your grocery. Yeah,
the whole Foods will do your wholemeal. This this this Costco account
that I follow. This lady postsall these great deals they have And it's
a Thanksgiving meal that's basically just eatit and you eat it. And it's
a big giant It feeds like fouror five people with all the stuff that

(51:50):
you get, like big giant turkey, breast, mashed potato, stuffing,
vegetable, something else, something else. It's a it's a I want to
say it's about one hundred and twentybucks, but like just heat needs.
It looks really good and I knowthat they did that. But there's a
restaurant buy our house that we've beengoing to and it's awesome. The food
is great. You just pick itup the day before, keeping the fridge
overnight, and then the next dayit's already in those like uh, you

(52:14):
know those pants that you can justlike dispose of when you're done with them,
and the illuminum pants, just putthem in the oven at different times.
Get them all, you know,eat it up, and then you're
good. Yep, that's slaving away. Like neither one of us, my
wife or I want to do that, right, Yeah, I get it,
but like I don't know, startat about nine in the morning.
I'm done at about three. Yeah, thirty two percent of people plan to

(52:34):
order takeout or delivery for Thanksgiving thisyear. On the right, the reason
to stress yourself out. Yeah,exactly, nice sea mass And also I'm
looking online. Looks like those Costcopre made meals are about four dollars a
pound, so you can scale upor scale down to your specific MEAs.
Yeah. Yeah, it look prettygood, look pretty good, pretty deep,
pretty good. Speaking of looking prettygood, this green bean casserole that

(52:59):
the ram paired again, do youwant to tell us how you could?
You doctored it a little bit?I put I used uh, French style
green beans, the cream of mushroomsoup. Uh. It calls for milk
and uh. It was suggested tome replace that with sour cream. It'll
give it a little bit, alittle bit more of a tang, maybe
a little bit more flavor. Andthen the internet suggested a couple of splashes

(53:22):
of soy sauce. Okay, nowI won't. I won't say that.
It looks good like delicious. Itlooks like definitely a raby that she used
instead of the whole green beans.She used, like the French French style,
French style, the recipe French styleout of the can, right,
yep and straight, oh, drain, drain, big time. It's good.

(53:45):
It's good, like, oh mygod, I love it. Yeah,
this is this is way better thanthem that last on the Well,
Sam, you're a first. Yeah, this is really good. It tastes
like spinach and artich choke dip forsome reason to me. Okay, it's
not, but it's green beans,obviously not spinach tastes green bean cast role,

(54:06):
yes, but it tastes like there'sspininge in here to me. Yeah,
it's really good. Right, it'sgood. What do you think?
Man? And this is the guywe need to hear from though, all
right, break my heart if youdon't like it. Out of scale from
one to ten, I will giveit. It's seven, Okay, I'll
take it seven. Seven. Thatdidn't sound like it was going to be

(54:29):
a seven, because the last timehe had it, he gave it a
two. Yeah, I want youexpand on that a little bit. I
think maybe the reason I'm giving ita little bit of lower scores because the
heat level on it. It's alittle bit cold for me. I think
this is a good tempt That's whatthis is. I want you we got
a we got a studio microwave.Just told a bunch of pop in there.
See if the heat makes any difference. I mean this is to experiment.

(54:52):
We have all the tool. Itfeels like the flavors are hitting at
certain points, you know, likeI'm tasting everything separately. Not Yeah,
So I think if there's any aftertasteof the way that Raby did it,
or like something that hits later,it would be the soy sauce. The
soy sauce seems to kind of comein later. I'm definitely getting the tang

(55:14):
of the sour. Yes, I'mgonna say again, it makes it more
interesting normal sea bass. What doyou think of the green bean castle that
Ravey's prepared for everybody? I thinkit is quite lovely and yes, you
could definitely tell there's more tang asacid salt to this than you would have
a normal green bean castleture I wouldbe curious and by the way, wonderful

(55:34):
job Braby, may I say you, I would be curious how it would
do with maybe some blanched fresh greenbeans, because the men has pointed out
this is not as mushy as thefirst time we had it by any means,
but that mush does still exist.Yep, and it's us, you
know. But again Greig job Braby. Thanks. Oh by the way,
I know you have something else that'sright, and while you're doing that,
I'm gonna grab I have something elseas well. Mike the show killer chiming

(56:00):
in on normal sea bass, sohe can't stand normal sea bass that's worse
than douchebag sea bass. Huh,Well, well, I think it's just
taking people off guard. He hasweird opinions. Yeah, maybe we just
need more time together. I'm happyto go hang out holidays. I could
take him out for dinner or something. Yeah. Now this is something that
I made because Menace and you guysobviously have been all over me for the

(56:23):
last time. I made buffalo chickendip right years ago. Yeah, the
smallest I brought it in dip sizecrop pot nice, But now there's a
lot more of it. So Ibrought buffalo chicken dip for you guys to
enjoy along with some you know chipsto I would say, it's it's about

(56:44):
time for to make good right beggingfor that so we all know that that's
delicious and that thing's like forty timesbigger than so enjoy that menace because he's
like, don't forget to dip aboutthe dip and c mass, what do
you have here for us? Ibrought in both styles of cranberry dressing and

(57:06):
the what some people call gross stuffthat's made from scratch, as well as
that made from scratch. Yeah,fresh cranberry as approached to the shape of
can. Also, I have pumpkinpie and with cream like Ready Whip cool.
They have an extra fat version ofReady Whip now like extra creamy,

(57:27):
that extra fat version. Do youknow what? I actually had the fat
free version. That sounds awful.It's actually really good, and I would
argue that even better than the fatversion. Really. Yeah, what I'm
telling you, well, when theymake a fat free version something, they
got to put something in there toreplace the fat, and usually that's worse

(57:49):
for you than the actual fat is. But it's pretty good. Yeah,
I wonder what they used to replaceit. Oh, yeah, you made
it, and just in time.It's a Sea Bass acting normal day.
Hello everybody. A couple of peopleon the text can't get you anything else
while we're here. Nice Sea Bassis unsettling. I feel like armageddon is

(58:13):
coming. People overthinking, And anotherone says, I love normal sea Bass.
Thank you very much, it's verynice. Have you given a Sea
Bass any coins? Yet? How'she taking it? I I forgot my
car. That's sorry, Greg.If you like, what if you're changing
your car for now? I don'tknow. There used to be a purpose
to that, right, I havelike an altoids chin and I have coins

(58:35):
on that. Sea Bass brought ina couple of different versions of cranberry sauce.
One and the thing is like theone from the grocery store. They
say, is like the homemade version. You know, it's got the chunky
of the chunks of cranberry and therethey labeled it as cranberry Relish, which
even the name is not appetizing.Yeah, the flavor is not good.

(58:58):
The cranberries aren't cooked enough. Yeah, they're all dental. Yeah, they
need to be cooked down. Themega spiced. Yeah, way too much
or so much oe in it?Yeah, it just shocks your mouth when
I didn't like it. You alsobrought in some some pumpkin pie from Menace
and some of the extra creamy readyWeb. But he calls it the extra
fat ready Web. What is yourtake on that? So good? It

(59:22):
comes out rather quickly. It's veryexcited to leave it. Yeah, I
love that sound. That sound couldmake me finish the sound of ready Web
that, Oh yeah, finish,make happen. Ready Whip, you have
rules over cool Web, who somuch creamier? I like both, I
do like both. Yeah, butit's this is actual whip cream. Cool

(59:43):
is like too ice creamy, viscousand weird and yeah, it's almost like
I don't know, it's okay.I get what you're saying with the viscousness.
Love it. I have a cholike So your choice between the two
would be the ready Whip all day. My choice between the two would would
certainly be the cool whip. Helikes biscus Do I love that? And
then to compare the canned cranberry withthe quote homemade one, you're legally insane

(01:00:08):
if you think the homemade one's betteryeah, and Greg's right, they always
loaded up with too much orange spice. This is not a good advice.
Oh, it's just bad. Idon't want to make any of the employees
at the store I bought this frontfeel bad. Sure, Okay, well
the drum try employees from the topdown. The most popular Thanksgiving side dishes
because as we've heard on this show, people saying the side dishes better than

(01:00:30):
the main event, which would belike the turkey or the hammer of something
else you got going on number one, they have his gravy and then stuffing
up. Maybe because the gravy goeswith the stuffing and the mashed potatoes and
the turkey. It's like it's gotmultipurpose. Yea. Yeah, and you
have a biscuit too. Yeah.Uh classic stuffing at number two, cranberry

(01:00:50):
sauce at number three, then greenbean castrole followed by mashed potatoes. Ooh,
corn castrole you never heard of?Yeah, corn castrole is really good.
Do you make it like the greenbee one? Uh? No,
you don't make it like that.It's there's a couple of different ways to
do it. One is kind oflike a almost like a corn bread like
an almost like an underbaked corn breadkind of think my friend's Thanksgiving has a

(01:01:13):
corn sow fle which I am interested. There's that, like, give me
that recipe. Yeah. You knowyou ever go to like a like a
Mexican restaurant sometimes after there used tobe a chain, Yeah, it was
like this sweet corn like yeah,it's so it's it's sort of like the
one I'm talking about is sort oflike that. I know, there's different
ways to do it. I wason a flight once where someone took a
full thing of corn casserole. Youran, then, oh, bring that

(01:01:37):
to their fly and then you gotcollared greens, Brussels sprouts. Corn bread
stuffing. Yeah, classic stuffing orcorn bread stuffing, classic classer, even
though I love corn bread. Yeah, either for me, but I'll the
stuffing the classic one. I'll takefirst, cream spinach at at number ten,
sweet potato cast roles, scalloped potatoes, salad, corn bread, rolls,

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and cheese, and then roasted potatoesat the very bottom of the list.
Did you see that red lobster cornbread thing, the red lobster cornbread
thing. Yeah, so their cheddarb their chesab biscuits made into uh no,
no, I'm sorry into stuffing.Oh oh yeah, that sounds pretty
good. Yeah, I want totry that soft pretzel stuffing. Yeah,

(01:02:20):
that sounds good, dude. Ifyou like soft pretzels, look up do
yourself a favor. Look up softpretzel stuffing. I'd love to try that
sometime. Or the white Castle sliderstuffing is also really good. I've tried
that before. That was that wasreally good too. Stuffing. Yeah,
they say one of the big mistakesthat people use is they don't use fresh
bread for the stuffing. They tryto like out or whatever. Yeah,

(01:02:44):
no, but they say, don'tdo that big mistake. Interesting, Yeah,
use use the fresh stuff. Eightseven seven forty four is that text
over to two two nine eight seventhe show. We'll be complete the line
sticks and stones will break my phones. But but thena's a soft show.
This is the show. Welcome backinto another new hour insensitivity training, free,

(01:03:12):
politically correct world. We are theWOODI Show, Wody Bravy, Greg
Minis Sea Bass, and they're SammyMartin, got the borton, Caroline Morgan's
here bonds Here phones are opening ateighty seven seven. That's eight seven seven
forty four. What you can hitus up with the text over to two
two nine eight seven. Yeah,once we get to the new year,

(01:03:37):
we're gonna have to have the notredumb ass perdiction. Yes, and maybe
that's something we can do. Doyou still have your list for this year?
Yeah? I gotta find it.Yeah, you gotta find it.
We gotta do that before we wrapup the year. Revisit. Yeah,
because somebody was tagging me in somethingand they were listening to the podcast when
I announced it, and they're talkingabout how I was right on a few

(01:04:00):
Okay, well I'd like to seeyeah, because why I found it?
Oh, you have it because Ihave it? Okay, So what we'll
do it before the year wraps up. We'll see because Menace makes bredictions,
as he calls them, at thebeginning of each year, so they'll have
to have his for twenty twenty four. But we'll go back and see how
I did for twenty twenty three.All right, But the dating app Bumble,
they have released some of their datingverdictions for twenty twenty four. They

(01:04:23):
say it's going to be a yearfor cross generational relationships. Sixty three percent
of their users say that age isnot important when it comes to dating and
it's not just the dudes who aresaying that. Fifty percent of horny chicks
say that they're more open to datingsomebody younger than they are, and more

(01:04:43):
women than ever say they have becomeless judgmental toward the age gap relationships over
the last year. Right, Yeah? Is that? Is that like a
thing with Because I always thought thatwomen didn't want to date guys who were
you younger than them, just becauseof our immaturity. But I guess you
get to a certain age where itmatters less. So when you're in your

(01:05:06):
when you're, like you say,when your thirties, you don't want to
date somebody like significantly younger, right, because you know they're still frat boyish.
True, and they're selling meth onthe corner and getting stabbed and you
pick them up at the hospital.It sounds like you say that from experience.
I'm just guessing. I'm just guessing. Some of the other dating predictions
for twenty twenty four dating based onvalues, which includes politics and social causes,

(01:05:30):
things like that, appreciating partners forwho they are, as opposed to
looking for people who are bettering themselves. What does that mean? Eh?
Read them and again, it isappreciating partners for who they are, as
opposed to looking for people who arebettering themselves. Okay, so if you
have faults or flaws instead of tryingto improve them, you know, you're
just fine with beings, you know, just make a fat I'm just gonna

(01:05:54):
accept it. Right, Stop lookingfor the potential and look at what is
Yeah, all right, that makesmore sense, and focused on dating someone
who is in tune with their mentalhealth, like going to therapy and prioritizing
people who value self care because therapyis hot. Yeah, therapy is super
hot and talking about it. Sothose are like oh my god, yeah,

(01:06:14):
why are you poop pooing it?I'm just saying because we were having
that list about uh what millennials havemade cool, and like what they make
cool is like constantly talking about wellyeah, it's like that's you know,
it's just like ah, yeah,are we talking about like not going,
yeah, what's good in your life? Yeah? Not that yeah, not
not that it's it can't be broughtup. But like some people that's their

(01:06:36):
Yeah, the people one dimensional people, right, Uh. Politics, there
are some people where that is everythat's all they talk about, right,
Yeah, it's old. Yeah,it just becomes a little much. Uh.
Now, some people might be wonderinghow Ozzie and Sharon Osborne have stood
the test of timy guys, Ialways wanted that both of them are crazy
people. Yes, but Sharon saysone of the reasons that she let Ozzy

(01:07:00):
do whatever he wanted with groupies backin the day. Oh oh, and
he's mega famous, she says,quote, and she doesn't care. That's
what comes along with being famous.It was always there, especially if someone
is insecure or a narcissist that onceat all, as Ozzie does. All
she told him was where a condomand never ask for names or addresses.

(01:07:20):
You don't want to know. Andwe get to something more personal than that,
then it's a problem. And thenI'm not going to turn a blind
eye. That reminds me of thatperson, you know who. He and
his wife have this open relationship,which by the way, they're now divorced.
Oh no, I know. Butthey were allowed to hook up with
anybody once. Any more than thatthey had to know. Yeah, so

(01:07:43):
like, yeah, that was therule, no repeat business, right,
So if it was going to bea repeater, then you'd have to go
to your partner and say, hey, I hooked up this person once before,
you know, we're thinking about hookingup again. Are you okay with
that? And they might say yes, why'd they get divorce? I mean
who knows? I like this wasworking for the catch? What's what's to

(01:08:06):
get in the way? Yeah,maybe they had a like a girlfriend instead
of just a hookup. Yeah,they fell in love. Yeah, But
Sharon did turn a blind eye untiltwenty sixteen. That's when she found out
that Ozzie was slamming with his hairstylist. Oh yeah, I remember that turned
out he had six other chicks onthe side. Whoa now that recently that

(01:08:28):
is twenty sixteen, Ozzie still whatwho would be? Yeah? Six other
chicks are out there like oh yeah, yeah they watched the Osborns and thought,
yeah, but the Osborne's were evensixteen years before that, right,
That's what I'm saying. He wasalready yeah, out of it, so
fast forward sixteen years. I wouldn'thave thought his wiener was working then.
Exact dude, right, you saythat, But we know somebody who was

(01:08:53):
talking to us about Robert Smith today. Oh my god, Yeah, Cure
Doble yeah, oh dude. Yeah, So this was a conversation about like
who would your It's that stupid conversationthat people have about like laminated list your
celebrity, your celebrity, like likeif you had the chance based one celebrity
like that, you know it wouldit would like you'd have to forgive your

(01:09:15):
partner because that's their that's their onehall pass kind of person. Past person.
Yeah, and this person said RobertSmith, And I said, okay,
because I know she's a big Curefan, right, but I'm like,
okay, but back in the day, Robert Robert Smith. Today she
goes, yeah, yeah, Imean but I said today today Right now,

(01:09:39):
type in Robert Smith Cure twenty twentythree and look at the picture that
comes up. Looks like a goodabber. He don't what I mean, like
seriously, looks like looks like,you know, like someone who looks like
Jim Burton character who has died andhas been reanimated. Looks like someone who
has died and then found weeks later, and yet somehow in death game.

(01:10:00):
Wait. Yeah, Now, ifI'm picking between Ozzy and Robert, I'm
doing Ozzy all day. Really,yeah, I would do yeah, really
Robert No way, if that waswhat I'm taking Smith? Really, absolutely

(01:10:20):
no, dude, Ozzy still gotthe button, and I would want to
spend time with Robert Smith. You'retalking about talking purely sexual? No talking,
oh, no talking, it's justa hookup. Yeah, Ozzy,
Robert Smith, you would you're okay? What if they could each leave their

(01:10:40):
shirt on? I'm still picking RobertYou Still, there's no scenario where I
would pick Ozzy. Really, thereis over Robert Smith today You're on.
That sounds crazy. There is noscenario you could present that sounds insane.
Well, the same people are textingme right now and saying Ozzie all day?
What are you? The same questionto you, who would you have
mad sex with over Robert Smith?Yes, okay, based on that photo,

(01:11:04):
that's the best I'm showing Greg ofOzzy, just like on a walk
on the he is a normal bodycomposition. He is he looks like he's
a deranged okay, housewife. Okay, here's the rules for hooking up with
Azzi. Ozzy has to have thesunglasses on, okay, okay, like
he has to be like other thanhis pants would be off. He would

(01:11:28):
have to look otherwise like he's readyto go on stage, you know what
I mean. And that's the samefor Robert Smith. That's for you know,
to make it all equals Robert Smith. That's what I'm saying. So
like, you know, not wherethey just roll, each one of them
rolled out of bed. Anybody canlook certain way that way, but that's
how Robert Smith shows up on stage. I'm doing Ozzy all day. Looks
like beatle Juice exactly some of thetext. He looks like Beetlejuice exactly.

(01:11:51):
Right. Yeah, they both looklike I mean, they both are not
looking good, terrible. I mighthave to change my vote. I'm sticking
with Smith ready to go on stageother than having pants on? Which one
are you going with? Greg OrRobert Smith? You know, I think

(01:12:15):
I might change to Ouzzy. Thankyou that you've seen the light. But
and what you said Ozzie, Yeah, of course that just seems like he's
desperate. But it's just so mindblowing that you would think, Robert Smith,
it's my fandom of the cure that'sgetting the way. Yes, different,
you're not talking, he's not playingfor you, getting but emotions.

(01:12:36):
Robert Smith ready to go on stagehas bright red lips, lipsticken, right,
like, yeah, a lot ofmakeup. You can put that all
over me before I would get withall right texture, vote over to two
two nine seven. Oh my god, guys, girls, everybody only choice
Robert Smith while you're doing that.But you guys are clearly just desperate men.

(01:13:00):
Especially I know Just is so shockedthat it's even like U debate arguments.
Yeah, Sammy really Ozzy Ozzy allday. See. Look, the
Chiefe stands alone, and I'm finewith that. We're gonna open up the
phones because we're gonna play a dumbass contest coming up, decks. We're
gonna play the Craigslist price is rightyou guys, all right, so we

(01:13:21):
got some stuff to give away.If you want to be one of our
contestants, go ahead and call useight seven seven forty four Woody is the
number. That's eight seven seven fortyfour Woody. And then while you're waiting
for that game to start again,text over to two to two nine eighty
seven. We're talking the twenty twentythree versions of both people, Robert Smith
of the Cure or Ozzy Osbourne.This is a question for everybody. Everybody

(01:13:44):
must reply. Guys, girls,exactly over to two two ninety seven.
You gotta bang one of them.We got to bring this back someday.
And you gotta look them in theeye. Who would you rather back?
You can't do it with your eyesclosed. You got to look them in
the eye. Well, but yousaid sunglasses doesn't matter. You're still looking
like where their eyes are? Yougotta look at their face. We're going
in the face. This is gemboy. Yep, we got a dumb

(01:14:13):
ass contest, and ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Today's dumb ass
contest is thelst price is right.Craigslist price is right. So I have
all these different things that are beingsold on Craigslist. All we want you
to do is guess is the actualCraigslist price is higher or lower than the

(01:14:35):
price that people are guessing here inthe studio. So I'll read what the
item is. I'll ask different peoplehere in the studio how much do they
think that item is good for?And then uh, yeah, that's it.
You ask it to guess higher orlower to win the prize that we
got for eight seven seven for whathe is the number that's eighty seven seven.

(01:14:55):
And let's go and say hi toour first contest, and let's say
hello to Phillip A good morning,PHILIPO. Alright morning, Why all right,
Phillip? First up here for theCraigslist prices. Right, this is
clearly something we got to ask SeaBass about. Excellent, I'm happy to
participate, all right, Sea Bassfor sale on Craigslist. It is the

(01:15:18):
hot Wheels Teslas cyber Truck RC carlike I gave mine to Menace y Oh
you had That's right, you did. Yeah, Metas had one and we're
gonna use it for cart and arts. But it was just too hard to
alright, maneuver around camera and movingat the same time, and then he
gave it back. I still haveit. Hot Wheels, Tesla cyber truck

(01:15:41):
and cyber Quad remote control car willdo speeds up to ten miles an hour.
New in the box, never open. Not just a fan of Elon
Musk anymore. Unfortunately, got toget rid of it then, so there,
Yeah, I can't have that thereall. How much? Shall be
three hundred and sixty dollars three andsixty bucks sixty Philip? Do you think

(01:16:03):
the actual Craigslist price is higher orlower? Might go lower? Lower?
Actual Craigslist price is seventy five dollars. That's oh you know what the difference
is? We got like the oneyou got was the super high end.
This is the hot Wheels version hotWheels times, which is I should have

(01:16:26):
paid closer attention to Really I doit now? All right, well,
Phillip hanging one second, man,we will get all of your information.
Let's go to Crystal. Hey,good morning, Crystal, Crystal. Hey,
y all right, so Crystal Craigslistprice is right, and Ravy,
here we go. Let's do it. It's a book, okay, it's

(01:16:48):
called the Wisdom of Menopause, NewYork Times best selling book by doctor Christians
Northrop, The Wisdom of Menopause.It's an excellent book. I've read it
twice, still in good condition.And look at the hotty on the cover.
I mean, how can you gowrong? Oh, it's just sitting
we'll see there. That's why menopausehas looked down upon on society perfectly.

(01:17:10):
Fine, lady, and look atthis doll. Look at this dog.
Look at this washed up old lady. Did I say dog? I said,
hottie? Did you I did?I said, serially? Look at
this hotty. Yep, next timewhen He's like, I don't see people
being in menopause being dogged on insociety. Yeah, right, maybe how
much for the buck raby? Tendollars? Ten bucks? Crystal? Do

(01:17:34):
you think the actual Craigslist price ishigher or lower than ten dollars? Lower?
Actual Craigslist price twelve dollars? No? No, sorry, Chris.
All right, Crystal, thank you. I appreciate you. Listen to the
Woody show a menace. The cybertruck you're talking about the one you have?

(01:17:55):
Yeah, eba four hundred eighty ninedollars. Yeah, it's way more
than that. I managed to feelbad. Let's go to Jordan. Hey,
good morning, Jordan's Jordan by allright, craigsis price is right?
What the hell? Oh? Okay, I know this is uh Sammy,
Yes, it's an Annale stocking.This is a stock Analin. Remember she

(01:18:18):
was talking about how those Analine miceweird rats like decorations for the holidays.
I do have ornaments. This isan Annale stocking. It says vintage Annally
quilted hanging stocking with snowflake and lacetop and check out how cute the mouse
is at the bottom. No ripsor stains. Eighteen inches in length.

(01:18:39):
Price is firm. There's so muchhotness going on there. Look at this
thing. Oh my god, itlooks like it's throwing up a mouse.
It looks like it looks like themouth the mouse ate through the bottom of
the You know what. I didhave a stalking like that at my house
growing up that month. Yeah,how cute. Yeah, it is cute.
I recognize it. Okay, howmuch I'm going to say? Thirty

(01:19:00):
dollars? Thirty bucks, Jordy,you think the actual Craigslist price is higher
and lower than thirty dollars, I'mgonna go lower lower actual Craigslist price only
six dollars. You already want this, so you can get up the deal.
That is a b Yeah, thesixties. Morgan just found that this

(01:19:25):
morning, so I think that's afresh one. Get it on it,
Jordan, Hang on one second.Let's go to Aria. Hey, good
morning are you? Are you?Good morning morning? All right, Craigslist
price is right. Let's go withthe menus. Okay, sweet, all
right, menace, here we go, pay attention. Here are you?

(01:19:47):
It's a reading and spelling system levelone. Okay, Barton Reading and Spelling
System Level one. It's open,but in good condition. My son was
a fast learner. All the contentsincluded Level one titles, DVD's, book,
and materials. Looks even like it'sgot some blocks in there. Forty
minutes. Oh yeah. Primary toolspecializes in kids with dyslexia. Oh oh,

(01:20:17):
all right? So how much forthe reading and spelling system Level one
and all the DVDs? I haveno reference on Belie or Uh. I'm
gonna say thirty dollars thirty are yaarea higher or lower than thirty dollars lower
lower? Actual Craigslist price two hundreddollars. Oh my god? Why?

(01:20:44):
All right? But Alrio, thankyou so much for listening to show appreciate
you and thank you. Let's goto uh. Let's see how about Lee?
Good morning, Lee, good morningmorning. All right, let's see
you here. What have we got? Let's go with uh, Greg gored
Hiley, all right, Greg,for sale on Craigslist. I don't know
how much you love magic, Itoo. It's cups and balls, magic

(01:21:09):
box starter kit. There's this cupand balls and box. Yeah, it's
cups and balls and box. Itsays plastic cups and ball sets. So
you know you have the cups upsidedown, the ball goes under one and
you do your magic trick. Itincludes a set of cups that include hand
knitted balls and complete routine instructions.A big crowd pleaser when I was into

(01:21:32):
magic, and I just know Iuse the safe exchange zone for all of
my Craigslist transactions. I don't knowwhy. Okay, so you somewhere in
public, So okay, very basiclooking, I mean yeah, it really
is cup and balls, magic cupand balls box. Super basic. I'm
gonna say ten dollars dollars, allright, more more more than ten dollars.

(01:22:00):
Well, the actual Craigslist price.I think it's the biggest bargain of
the day. It's only two dollars. Only two dollars. Greg. Apparently
several police stations they have like twoor three spots in their parking lot that
they say safe exchange zone, twentyfour hour recording. Interesting all the way

(01:22:25):
there. Yeah, for two dollars, I know the price is just throw
it away. It go to RobertRebbe, rubb Rabbe are you there?
Good morning, Good morning? Yeah, right, Craigslist price is right.
Uh Raby, you've all had one, all right? Raby. Hogwarts luggage

(01:22:48):
set all right, set of twolicensed Hogwarts trunk themed hard plastic suitcases from
Pottery Barantine Bottery Baranteine. I haveprices out so many flipping times? Have
you? Yeah? Is it toorich for your blood? I just haven't

(01:23:09):
pulled the trigger yet. Both shepaid five hundred bucks for like a baby
Yoda, but luggage all right.Both interiors are free from stains and rips.
Side is consistent with some usage,and the large suitcase does have a
scratch around one inch in diameters forthat. Okay, Now how much do

(01:23:30):
you think for the it's two pieces. Let me take a look Hogwarts luggage
set. Is it you or justHogwarts? Just imagine getting off the plane
with these things. I've been lookingat the slithering one. Do I feel
about yourself? I would pull upand a COVID mask and I would duck

(01:23:50):
my head down and run, saytwo hundred dollars. Two hundred dollars you
think the actual crisis, it's gottabe higher higher actual Craigslist price three and
seventy five dollars. That's not bad. And they say on the here it

(01:24:13):
says the set retails for six hundredplus shipping. I've been priced that one
up. Like I said, I'vebeen looking at the Slytherin once. All
right, Robbie, congratulations, Hangon, Sack, what house is weak?
Is that? Oh? What's thehogwarts? And one is a raven
claw? They did not put thisappropriately. Look at that, that's a
raven claw. Yeah, sure thehell, that's how you put the Craigslist

(01:24:38):
price is right? More wood heshows next, hang on the show is
all right. Welcome back everybody.Yeah, that that Craigslist price is right
could be tricky sometimes got really tricky. So jim I U. I've used

(01:25:00):
Craigslist successfully a couple of times tofind place to live back when I was
a renter. Yeah it was.It was great for that, and then
it became mostly about sex after that. And then they killed that. Yeah,
and then they killed that. Yeah, no fun. Yeah, but
are people really Is Craigslist still abig thing? I don't know. I

(01:25:20):
hear about offer up, I hearabout these different things. I mean,
you're you're more the person who's goingto sell stuff. Yeah. The latest
sales I've made were Facebook Marketplace.That seems good. Facebook Marketplace, Yeah,
I know about that. It's supereasy to use and yeah, the
only thing I find about it isyou get a billion responses that are obviously

(01:25:41):
just trying to get info found.You get them from thousands of miles away.
Is this still available? What youcome get it? Give me break?
Craigslist, much like the comments sectionon any website, started as a
pretty good idea. Yeah, Ihad the best intentions, and then it
became about exactly right, it cameabout like all this other stuff. Yeah,

(01:26:01):
I just donated. I don't sellanything. Yeah, I'm saying,
but if you are doing that,if you're looking to buy something, because
I've thought about that before, LikeI mean, it's good if you need
something that's not too outrage like acoffee table or something, maybe like a
one time use thing, right,like you have just some weird, odd
random thing's gonna be one time use. Maybe Craigslist is the place to go
for that. Got my lawnmower onCraigslist? Yeah, yeah, because people

(01:26:27):
will have you know, get itbrand new. What's the point. It's
just a dumb lawnmower. It worksgreat, yeah yeah, and they don't
need it. You can also findmouth parties on there. Yeah, lawwer
coffee tables. What is that calledan exchange zone? Sea Bass, the
Safe Exchange Safe Exchange Zone. Look, check your local police department. They

(01:26:48):
may have some special parking spaces andwe'll let areas under twenty four hour videos.
Because that was That's the other part. That's like, so I'm nervous.
I don't want anybody coming to myhouse. No, no, no,
no. I always meet in apublic place because that's usually I'll go,
yeah, you know what, we'rejust gonna donate this. Did you
ever get there get rid of thoseWashington drivers that we talked about for years?

(01:27:09):
Oh yeah, somebody came went andgot those like that, But it
was somebody that I knew. God, I didn't give it the strangers,
right, Yeah, it's that thatworked out. I do have a enable
on chairs. I didn't get ridof selling them. And then do my
tactic, what time can you meet? Let me check with my partner.
His schedule is really weird because he'sa police officer. That's so over the

(01:27:30):
top. I'm like, all right, this is definitely the gotta rob.
Definitely the guy coming up next onthe Woody Show. I don't know.
I can't predict the future, butmaybe it'll be something like oh yeah,
wow, it looks so much biggeror something much darker The Woody Show back

(01:27:53):
in the bit, What the isthe introduction to this pile of dog?
It's the show, all right,welcome back, everybody. It's it is
Tuesday morning. We on the weekshow Raby, It's got nerd. Now
come up here in just a fewmoments and we'll see what's happening in the
world of nerds. We got tolet's see I got you know, I

(01:28:15):
got a bunch of Thanksgiving related stuff. That's always uh, that's always naturally
right the season, right, tisthe season for that. Today is November
the twenty first. Today is SeaBass acting normal day. Hello, everybody,
switter. Yeah, it's nice.Jar. I also have some donuts

(01:28:35):
if you like them, including anapple apple fritter for Greg. Oh,
very nice. Krispy Kreme, Likethere's seasonal selection. It's got all kinds
of fun. Uh, you know, Christmas slash fall. He's fun bringing
donuts to the office guy. Yeah, so festive although he and this is

(01:28:56):
normal because he does on occasion bringingvery that's yeah, that's fair. And
yeah, you have a lovely morningthis morning, you know, Meneso so
far thanks for asking. Okay,it's very nice. We'll keep checking it
with you. But the question ishow are you doing. I'm doing great.
That was insincere, right, yesit was, I felt it.

(01:29:17):
Today is November the twenty first.Today is National Gingerbread Cookie Day. Oh
yeah, there's sign gingerbread. Idon't I don't like the gingerbread when they're
uh crunchy. Yeah, I likethe more than they're more like soft.
Today's National Stuffing Day, which youthink would be on Thursday. It's a
World Television Day. It's also NationalEntrepreneur's Day. And uh, some of

(01:29:40):
the Thanksgiving stuff that I have foryou. So if you have left your
turkey in the freezer and you waitedtoo long to thought out, people try
all kinds of things to speed upthat process. But these days but they
say there are several ways to doit, but leaving it on the counter
is not one one of them.Oh, so they remind people that,

(01:30:03):
you know, if the frozen turkeysits a room temperature for more than two
hours, that hour layer is goingto reach the quote danger zone temperature.
Guys. Oh, you also shouldnot defrost the turkey in the garage or
on the porch or in a grocerybag. They recommend one of two USDA
approved methods, putting it in thefridge or not a warm or lukewarm or

(01:30:28):
anything else, a cold water batWhat moron forgets to take your turkey out
of the freezer? Well, maybedidn't do it early enough. Yeah,
not like even the day before.But you didn't do it early and you
don't realize it's a twenty pound blocky ice that takes four Like like what
you're saying, the outside get warmway for the inside, or you ask
what your kids to do it andthey forgot. Yeah, like I would

(01:30:48):
do that. A couple of yearsago, I saw one where they were
talking about like putting in the dishwasher. Oh what Yeah, but you have
you seen something. There's all sortsof stupid things that people try to convince
you of on the dishwasher. Yousee people try to cook fish using the
dishwasher. Yeah, so they wrapfish and yeah, look it up.

(01:31:10):
But you'll see a bunch of videosonline where they take like a filet and
then you wrap it in foil andthen you put it in the dishwasher.
You set it on the on thehigh like the high temperature drying stuff like
that right, I would think thatwould be immediate food poisoning. It's horrible.
Yeah. Uh, the average personwill eat over three thousand calories on

(01:31:32):
Thanksgiving. It's a good start more, I know, it doesn't even seem
like that much. We're talking about. Look you go and you look at
the menus and stuff, and yousee, like what you know, sometimes
the salads are a thousand calories definitely. Yeah, we're talking about a Thanksgiving
meal plus all the desserts and allthe drinks and everything else exactly. This
time of year is also when peoplethere's a big bump in people searching.

(01:31:55):
Is it possible to eat so muchthat your stomach explodes? Okay? Query
And according to doctors, yes,it is possible, but extremely unlikely.
It's called gastric intestinal perforation, andeating too much food could cause a burst.
But most of the time that happens, it's because somebody ingested a corrosive

(01:32:17):
chemical or swallowed something sharp. Thewalls of the stomach, they say,
are pretty thick, and your bodyhas a natural safeguard to prevent that.
It's called the menace reset aka puking. So if you eat too much for
your stomach to handle, You're muchmore likely to throw it back up than
you are to have your stomach quoteexplode there many times, so you know,

(01:32:40):
eat like you're going to the chair. Don't worry about you your stomach
exploding. I've told you about youknowing after solid bars, but I didn't
tell you that I used to pukeas a kid too when they would have
like free pizza Day and they wouldjust bring in at like I don't know,
thirty pizzas. I would just eatso much that would go puke out
in the field. Okay. Theschool would have free pizza day, huh,

(01:33:04):
and young men would eat so muchthat you want to go vomit yep.
Tracks yeah, and you don't smellgood. I haven't had one yet.
Everybody else I will. But like, if you need me to help,
I can get you one and grabyou something I kind of in the
middle. Oh yeah, thank you. And then when the you know,

(01:33:26):
when it comes to making the turkey, the misunderstanding of turkey math, Yeah,
because roasting the whole thing does takesome math, starting with like how
many pounds of turkey you're going toneed, and the general rule is one
pound for each adult, half poundper child, but if you want leftovers,
you just you know, add alittle bit more at a couple extra
people or however many extra servings youthink, like for two more days,

(01:33:47):
two more meals, whatever, andthen you need to do the math for
the cooking times. The turkey isready when you are, and I will
say, as a guest, youshould only take a smell portion to begin
with to make sure that everybody getsThat's very nice. It's also very you
could help your host that way.Yeah, that's true, very thoughtful.
They also say one of the othermistakes that you can make on Thanksgiving trying

(01:34:08):
out new recipes, it says,not the day for that, agreed.
Yeah, that's not the day you'retrying somebody with at that time. Do
a test run some other day,I know, and if it turns out
fine, then you can use itfor your next big gathering or you know
whatever. Yeah, and don't makecranberries. Make cranberries. Yeah, just
just get that from the store.Oh yeah, both true, because dude,

(01:34:32):
they they did say I just sawthis thing. Where was this?
Oh, Greg? It's from somethingcalled Food and Wine that Maine. It
says cranberry sauce can make or breakThanksgiving for most people agreed, Yeah,
this sounds like something that that Gregwould have subscribe to it. And then
if I don't even think about cranberry, some dumb ass makes it and they

(01:34:56):
put like orange zest and all theyou know loads y eighty three percent of
people say they believe it's not evenThanksgiving without cranberry sauce. But that seems
a little high. I mean,I wouldn't put it as eighty three percent
critical it is, but okay,well prefer Okay, look, there's three
of us, myself, Greg Menace, we all cranberry. You're a cranberry

(01:35:19):
person. Love cranberry sauce. Okay, so four out of the six people
here, Sea Bass. You knowwhat I do, enjoy my mother's great
recipe. Yeah, does it makeor break? It doesn't make or break,
but it is certainly anticipated. Here'sthe mandatories, Okay, are you
ready? Turkey? Uh, stuffing, stuffing, mashed potatoes, cranberry sauce.

(01:35:40):
That's it. Those are the mandatoryitems, right, yeah, bravy,
green bean castrole. People have strongopinions on which type of sauce is
better canned or homemade, forty sixpercent saying there is passionate about their Okay,
it's passionate about their cranberry sauce preparationas their favorite sports team. The
people are I just bought a canat Walmart the other day, and I'm

(01:36:02):
reading more into this. Okay,I'm passionate about branberry sauce. Okay,
you good? No, not okay, people are allowed to be passionate about
that out here. Go okay,So twenty one percent, twenty one percent
our team homemade, fifteen percent teamcanned. Wow, and uhh, the

(01:36:25):
it's a survey. It's a surveyfrom Ocean Spray. So go okay,
these are the canned cranberry people.Yeah, well they are experts on it.
Yeah, they make the best oneon the market. Maybe that's why
they're saying eighty some percent. Thatjust seems a little demand it for their
tables. But Tea Bass, Imean, if people are passionate about it,
we shouldn't poo poo on that roundat all. Yeah, everybody should

(01:36:45):
have their own interest. Nobody's pooppoop wonder. But I'm saying, like,
really, I'm just kind of stunned. But that sounds this whole thing
I'm saying acting normal because like theway he's answering those question he's acting.
It's like we want like honest opinions, and we want on a sea bass
more than and guy is here everyday of the week. Guy, we

(01:37:06):
want no, no, no onewants that. Of course, being genuine
is an act. He's never genuine. But normal also can mean that it's
not always like you know, itdoesn't always have to be super positive,
right, it's just a matter oflike, you know, if somebody society
wants positivity. See this is thisis such a difficult question. We're talking
about sea bass. Sure, andwe did call it sea bass acting normal

(01:37:29):
day. Yeah, the acting islike a okay, all right, it
is difficult. Thanks for having me. Love the sweater okay, yeah the
sweater. Did you buy that justfor this? Yes, okay, very
nice. I would not typically havea zip up a J. Cruz sweater
in my arsenal. Maybe you wouldwear that to something you are known to,
uh, to dress up a littlebit. Here's something different, not
necessarily super positive. It's a littleitchy. And then when it comes to

(01:37:53):
you traveling for the holiday, fiftyfive point four million travelers will be going
fifty miles or more from home overthe Thanksgiving holiday. I thought you were
traveling. Are you not not gettingto do it anymore? Decide not to
really said, you know what,We're gonna be here if you guys want
to go roll through a world.Yeah, and that's big for minutes.
I think the reason for that decisionis because his wife's family, which is

(01:38:15):
where they would go over year,they eat very late, and this is
upset menace. Yeah, getside wheneveryou want to eat, it's like eleven
o'clock at night, and then wefinally get to eat. It's supposed to
be in the afternoon like normal people. Four point seven million people will be
flying over Thanksgiving. That's the highestnumber they say for people traveling by air
since two thousand and five. Todayand Tomorrow and Sunday are the busiest days

(01:38:41):
to fly, So today and Tomorrowbefore the holiday, Sunday after the holiday,
and then Tomorrow is always one ofthe most congested days on the road.
They say on Friday, you wantto travel before eleven am or after
seven pm, So the day afterThanksgiving the roads are busiest anytime between New
in four and then also many peoplewill be hitting the road to return home

(01:39:02):
Saturday and Sunday. So they recommendthis would be triple A. They know
a thing or two about these things. That you leave before noon on both
of those days, Saturday or Sunday. If you're driving home on those days
before noon, I know that's athat's a lot of the trick. Like
anybody who's driving out of Vegas,you know, on a Sunday major early,

(01:39:25):
you gotta leave like super early.Yeah, there's always places like that.
I have guilt issues this year becausemy parents are flying in and I
told them that I would pick themup from the airport, and now I
don't want to don't And they said, no, we'll get an uber and
I said, no, no,don't get to get them a car service
in the Oh that's a good idea, yes, okay, because having your
parents try to navigate an uber thingforget it done. Have somebody who's down

(01:39:46):
there at the baggage plane holding theirname on a sign and that's it.
And then they pick them up andthey drop them right off of your house.
I do that every time my parentscome in. I don't drive to
the airport for anybody anymore. Ididn't want to drive there for myself on
a flight eight seven seven forty four. What he hit us up with the
text over to two two nine eightseven. Time to see what Ravey's got
for us and nerding out show.This is nerding out with RAVYMI Ram.

(01:40:15):
Now that we have all this Thanksgivingfood and things in our minds, you
could tell us what's happening in theworld of nerds. This morning's nerding Out.
The Hunger Games Ballad of Sowing Birdsand Snakes was number one at the
box office, though it did comein a bit below expectations forty four million
dollars, and, like the headline, was the lowest opening of a Hunger
Games movie. No Jennifer Lawrence,no catness. What did you expect?

(01:40:41):
Like blockbuster? Blockbuster opening, nota lot of promotion, lead up times
going up? Yeah, good point. The audience scored though pretty good ninety
one percent on Rotten Tomatoes. I'llprobably check it out over Thanks you,
Greg Troll's band together spot on andit's tracking. It made thirty one point
seven million, and pour the Marvelsdrop like a stone. It drops seventy

(01:41:03):
eight percent. It made ten pointtwo million. That tied it with the
horror movie Thanksgiving Oh Wow, whichI had some friends go see Thanksgiving today,
freaking loved it. Really. They'relike, Rave, this movie is
for you. You gotta go.So I might be checking that out over
Thanksgiving. It looks pretty cool.Yeah, I think I think I'll be

(01:41:23):
going to the movies a couple oftimes. The two big movies coming out
over Thanksgiving. You got Disney's animatedmovie Wish and Ridley Scott's movie Napoleon's starring
Walking in Phoenix. Napoleon has asixty six percent from critics on Rotten Tomatoes,
and Wish has a fifty five percent. We mentioned that Universal moved Ryan
Gosling's The Fall Guy from March firstto May third, So slippin' into that

(01:41:46):
vacated March first spot is Doom two. They're moving it up a couple of
so okay. I you know howsometimes when like a sequel comes out,
they'll do like the back to backyou can see the original movie and then
sit through the new one. Yeh, yeah, I would consider doing that
for Dunes. That's how much Ilove Dune, And that would probably be

(01:42:08):
a five and a half to sixhour time. Damn the oge you mean,
yeah? Not. David Lynch's wayway back. Okay, but the
first Timothy shallow May would I reallyloved. I would sit through those back
to back. That's how deep intoit I want. Megadep, I'm Rabian.
For more nerd stuff, check outthe Nerd and opp podcast at The

(01:42:29):
Woody Show dot com. Nerd Allright, thank you very much, Rabels,
you gotta does. We've got somemore Tuesday Morning Woody Show coming up
for you. Next hang off.In the meantime, have an existential crisis.
They show sensitivity training for a politicallycorrect world The Woody Show. I
don't care about your feelings. Allright, we are wrap it up and

(01:42:53):
getting the hell out of here.Everybody. Hello, it's gonna do it
for this week. Really yep.We are off for the rest of the
week for the Thanksgiving holiday. Moreon that here in a second. But
let me tell you a couple ofthings that you're gonna find on today's podcast.
Today was Sea Bass Acts Normal Day. Pretty good job, Yeah good

(01:43:14):
so go back? Yeah, whatwould you rather at this point of me?
That's kind of creepy right now.I would take the fake normalcy,
the fake normalcy. Yeah all right, well, Sea Bass Acts Normal Day.
That is on today's podcast. Alsowe opened up the phones for what
are you thankful or happy about?We figured that would be appropriate going into
the holiday season. Also, theWoody Show Taste test, Rabies green bean
Cast role Yes, joy menis hasbeen such a big hater of green bean

(01:43:38):
Cast role. Did he turn itaround? Or did Rabies green bean Cast
turn him around? That? Somefood news, redneck news, playoffs,
and more all waiting for you onthe Tuesday podcast. Just hit up the
Woody Show dot com. Yeah,So for Tomorrow, Thursday, and Friday,
we are off and enjoying the holidayswith our friends and family, as

(01:43:58):
I hope you are doing as well. We'll be back on Monday morning with
the brand new show. There willbe a show on the air tomorrow,
Thursday and Friday, but we'll beback with a brand new show on Monday.
Anything you want to leave for usin the meantime as all which you
can do on the after hours voicemail. It's eight seven seven forty four,
Woodie. There's always some really gooddrunken messages that we get, yeah,
for sure, over these holiday stretches. So or anything that you think of

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(01:44:41):
about the show. You know,you're the people that we concern ourselves with,
not those people who just want tolisten for the sole purpose of getting
upset about whatever it is. We'rejust here to have a good time.
We thank you for joining us andbeing so supportive of the show. So
thank you and Happy Thanksgiving. RavyMenac bass Sa. You like to add
no, no, all right,Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please,

(01:45:02):
Yeah, the annual reminder to makesure that you talk about politics over Thanksgiving
so you can save a lot ofmoney at Christmas. That's a financial what
they will call a financial hack.That's a hack. Yeah. And you're
not breaking the law, no right, it's not immral, You're just having
a conversation. You're just saving somuch money for the holiday on travel and

(01:45:26):
gifts. Ye yeah, so muchmoney to be said. Absolutely good tip,
Greg Gory. Oh thanks would allright, thank you so much for
giving the Woodie Show some of yourvaluable time this morning. Have yourself a
great holiday. We'll catch you backhere on Monday, s MD double m