The Woody Show November 24th 2023 Podcast

The Woody Show November 24th 2023 Podcast

Episode Transcript

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Sleep is due to the graphic natureof this program. Listener discretion, is
it lies my day? The WoodyShow. This is The Woody Show.

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Insensitivity Training class is now in session. Hey, good morning everybody. Today

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is November the twenty fourth, twentytwenty three, Beyond The Woody Show,
and today is Black Friday, ourfinal day of our little break here for
the holiday week. We're back onMonday morning. But we do have a
show lined up for you today thatif you haven't heard, it's new to
you. We have a round ofAsk the Woody Show today. Also Friday

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Fail Stories, because that is justwhat we do on Fridays. The UIQ
also the Menace Excuse Generator. Withso many obligations coming up here over the
next handful of weeks, maybe youcan get something that you could borrow I
would say steal, but you know, borrow or make your own from the
Menace Excuse Generator. Also, wegot the Glory Whole Challenge, radio's most

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immature game. Guess Whose Gas Day? Yeah, that and more here this
morning for you on The Woody Show. After ours voicemails, we've got some
feedback some people who are listening,and we wanted to get on our topic
about what's the dumbest thing you've doneon a dare eight seven seven forty four,
Woody listen with this guy did onetime on a day I got on

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a radio flyer wagon being pulled bya four wheeler through a field with barb
wires like I got attacked about thirtythousand casts when I got out of that
field, and it hurt like hill. Yeah, idiot. I tried to
climb over a fence one time thathad some barbed wire, not the spiral
kind, but just like the threethey have like three little rows of it

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to go along the top and it'sat an angle right, not fun.
Yeah, I ripped off a tonof skin on my thumb. I have
a big scar on my thumb froma radio flyer because they got my thumb
stuck in the wheel. Right,And yet you grew up to be such
a wagon fair I know. Wah. Yeah, multiple didn't scare you away,
Nope. Where were you trying toget that You were climbing over this

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razor wire we were trying to getinto. We were trying to get into
the yard of the school because wewanted to play baseball on the field we
could have we played baseball everywhere else, right, but we had to get
it because they had a really nicefield. Did they make it? I
made it? And then it wasa really tough time getting out because I

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tried to go anywhere else that Ican get out that I didn't have to
go back over that barble because nownow the three things but were facing like
toward me, you know, soto try to get out of that was
he had all your crap too,right, Well, we threw that over.
Yeah, we threw all that stuffover. Maybe he was a good
kid. He was. He wasa very good kid. It was a

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mystery why he was just misunderstood.Yeah, yeah, oh, I try
to get into a field to playbaseball, and what down the woods and
charity scams and charity sca The mostdisconcerting thing that he shared was the one
that he said he used to poppeople's air bubbles in their shoes. That
makes me sad. No, Iwas talking about the kids would like I

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wasn't doing that. It sounded likeyou were doing. I'll give you a
better I threw rocks a little girlson the playground, right. It was
now my sister eight, what's thedumbest thing you did on a dare.
In high school about ten years ago, I started the splendo during a water
polo team dinner. My coach wasnot a fan of that. And then
just last week, I'm not aregistered nurse in the emergency department, I

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was there the snort of selfie's pagers. So we went for that and I
had the worst post nasal drip ofcaffeine for the rest of my shifts.
It was great, It was wonderful. So yeah, stupid Dar's univer algorithm.
Oh my gosh, snorting. Yeah, and now she's a she's a
medical professional. Still snorting, Yeah, still yeah, still out here snorting,
can't stop, still snorton the morefeedback on the after hours, voicemailed,

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dumbest thing you did on a dare. I am allergic to coconut I
have been my entire life. Igo into anaphalactic shock. My friends and
I were in high school. Wehad a acctick food to day. Our
teacher was from Hawaii. She broughtin coconut meat, coconut milk, coconut
water, wanting everybody to try it. I'm like, I can't, you
guys, I can't. At thattime, I did not have my appy

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pen. I tripled dog. Dareyou otherwise? You're a plus e?
So I chucked that coconut milk andthen went to the er. Dangu get
ready at Maybe she's just trying tobuild up her tolerance to it, you
know, really? Yeah? Allright, dumbest thing you did on a
dare from the after Hours voicemail.What uh? When I was about fourteen

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years old, we were getting tattooswith Indian ink and I got a little
spider put on my arm, andwe were drinking beers and being a little
juvenile delinquids as we are or were, and somebody said let me do another
tattoo. I said, okay,I said what are you going to put
on there? And the said,let me eat me on your arm?
They said, I dare you tolet me do it? So they put

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eat me on my arm with alittle squiggly line. So every time I
went to go meet somebody's parents,I'd have to cover my arm up like
an idiot. Long story short,Watch what you wish for when you get
there? Yeah? Fourteen? Eatme? Well? I mean, Greg,
how old were you like? Weoffered? Uh? Greg, I
forget how much it was maybe fiftybucks, and he either drink the cigarette

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water. I believe it was sixtybucks drinking that a lot more than somewhat
dare. But also this is like, you know, we used to have
that guy Randy on the show whowas a whore for money. I mean
that's where like what will Randy do? Came from that old bit which Morgan,
by the way, said that sheis willing to do. Right,
we should taser, yeah, Imean or whatever. Well you can,

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like you know, find out,I get suggestions like we did with Randy.
But Greg used to be that guy. Yeah, and there was a
there was a oh yeah, therewas a bottle bottle. There was a
bottle in the studio like of water. And then between Tony used to be
on the show and then Greg,there were cigarette butts that were put like
you know, extinguished in this bottleof water and it was sitting there so

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that like what four or five likecigarette but but both floating in this water.
And we said Greg how much todrink it? And he ended up
with sixty bucks and he drank thewater and then picked and then it doesn't
matter. It was so good forsixty dollars. What was your you justified
it somehow. You said, sixtybucks I didn't have four seconds ago.

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Yeah, I mean it was thefastest, easiest sixty bucks ever made dollars
and four seconds. When was thelast time you made sixty dollars? You
haven't done? How long were yousick for after that? Like ten seconds?
Fine? So was that the worstthing? Or well? The baby
probably the baby bird so fahile wedid it multiple times game Chubby Bunny.

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Yes, okay, So for thoseof you who don't know, you put
a marshmall in your mouth, andyou got to say something, and you
keep putting marshal in your mouth untiland then people to keep guessing what you're
saying until anyway, the marshmallow startedto melt because they're in your mouth just
heat oozing and everything else. Soit looks like like what's that? What's
that? The fluff or like fluff, the marshmallow fluff oozing out of this

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other guy in the show, Tonyoozing out of his mouth, and he
baby birded what he had in hismouth into Greg's mouth. You know how
like a like a mother bird willfeed the baby. That's why they call
baby birding. And so there's Greghead back, mouth open and he's like
and there's like spittle. Yeah,liked drips. It was. How much

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was that for? I don't remember. It was for less than one hundred
dollars? Are you was? Andthen we did it again. I can
guarantee. Schewed up bagel. Yeah, that one was. That one was
just so bad. I think thatone was worse. That one was worse.
Were you eating it all and swallowingit once? It was baby Bird
tried to swallow the bagel because Ithink that was It wasn't a bagel,
Greg, it was a biscuit.Baby, it was bad. I tried

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to. We do have some videosof that. Yeah, it's already kind
to race that. That's our YouTube, Yeah dot com sash he showed us.
Check it out, Greg, babybird nasty and I put menaces toe
in my mouth. Yeah, butthat was couple for purely actual reason.
Yeah, that was something we wantedto do and luckily you guys made us

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to it. Yeah, and wereally like whispering to each other. Finally,
Well, thank you everybody for forcalling in and getting in on that
topic on the after hours voicemail.We've got some more woodie show next,
hang on, I love that.Wow, shut up that cap. A're

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so cringe The Woodie Show. Allright, welcome back everybody. If you
want to call in eight seven sevenfour Woodie hit us up with the text
over to two two nine eight seven. You know those doctor Rick commercials,
Yeah, we have the insurance companyit's for, but I don't know if

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the insurance going. I think it'sprogressive. Is that progressive? Yeah,
we're so funny. Everybody's just actingmore and more like their parents and uh
getting excited about all these throw pillowsor those like signs all over the house.
The one cleaning the garbage cans isso funny. Oh yeah, what's
he doing cleaning the garbage? He'sgot the dress. Oh my god.

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I found myself having one of thosemoments recently. We were at a place
and they had like some pens,some free pens, like, oh,
take one of our pens. I'mlike, oh, I saw him.
I go oh, those are nicepens. I looked at it. I
go oh, it was like atypical, like you could tell, like

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cheapy pen, pretty decent free pen. I'm like this solid pen. And
I not only did I pick itup because I thought about it. Oh
it's a nice pen. I pickedit up. I go, hey,
hey, look at this pen,and she goes, okay, I go,
this is a nice pen. I'mjust giving them out and she's like,
what are you getting? It wasa total doctor situation restaurant and think,

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wow, this is a good pen. Yeah, but you know it
wasn't like all plastic. I havea little hef to it, like the
the tip that screws on to theend, like where the pen actually comes
out. It's like metal. Yeah, it was nice. They did it
right, well it does yeah,excellent. I'm with you. I get
excited when I'm in a hotel roomand you know they always have a pen

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in there. Yeah, and whenit's a good pen, like oh this
is a nice one. Keeping thatyeah, No, I forget the hotel
chain. But every time i'm there, I know what they look like as
a silver tip on either end,on the pointy end, on the looking
end. But then it's like alike a soft gray plastic like but they're

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wider, like the wider pens,not those real thin pens. Yeah,
so like I always take those.No, I like the it's like really
thin metal pen. I forget whatyeah, hotel chain. Oh, that's
probably what it is. Then I'mlike, well, this this is a
fine pen. I felt. I'msuper happy for you and your free pen.
It was like one hundred years old. I can one up you on

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the pen thing. I've gotten toa restaurant where I loved the pen when
signing the bill, and I wrotedown the brand of the pen so I
could go get because I don't wantto steal their pens. Wow, it's
nice. Yeah, okay, I'llnever remember this brand and I need to
know that, like whatever. Theygive it some number and I have to
write down the everything. Yeah,hold on, I'm not down here,

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I'm writing down your pen. Oh. And then the other thing I got
just overly excited about. What Imean, I've had a power washer for
thirteen years. What's not to beexcited about. Troy built one is.
Yeah, it's been great, awesome, gas powered thirty two hundred PSI I
mean, it's it's a fine powerwasher. Nice and uh I went to
go fired up a couple of weeksago and it just wouldn't start. Oh,

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no, of course I can haveit repaired. I'm sure it's just
like a clogged fuel line or youknow, something easy like that, maybe
marking, Yeah, just rolling offa cliff. Well, you know what,
I've had this thing for thirteen years. Maybe it's just time for a
new one. Because I didn't wantto wait. I wanted the power wash
that day, and so man,I was like geeked up a little research
research before I left the house,and I got geeked up to go to

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home Depot and get a new powerwasher. Nice. Didn't find exactly what
I wanted there, went over toLow's, which you know, home Depot
is my usual go to, Butwent over to Low's and I found this
one. I told Greg about it. It's a it's an electric one,
which I've always steered away from.But they've really come a long way with
the electric technology for lawn stuff.But they have like full on riding lawnmowers

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now that are that are electric powernice and so you could definitely get And
this is a thirty two, onehundred PSI electric power washer. And yeah,
sonally was I psyched to be thereand to pick it out and to
bring it home and to assemble it. Yeah, but man I was doing
the powershing and I was so happy. It brought me all this joy,

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and I thought, how lame.It's pretty lame. I was judging myself.
Yet I mean it was great becauseat the same time, I mean,
you'd like that stuff, so yeah, I love it. Good for
you. Yeah, And so wheneveryou whenever you break out the powerwasher,
you have whatever it is that you'relooking to powerwash, and then you notice
every other thing that you could possiblypowerwash, and just a slippery slope.

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Literally, Yeah, are you aLow's guy now, because you know,
I don't mind home depot, butit's all about Lows really. Yeah,
I don't know. I find myselfmore comfortable at the home depot. I
feel more at home at the homedepot than I do loves. I don't
mind loves obviously, I'm you know, that's where I got the fantastic power

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washer, uh huh. But it'smy go to. Yeah. I mean,
you guys find yourself getting excited aboutthe lame of stuff like that's a
that's adulting stuff for sure. Speakingpowerwashers, there's this there's a like a
local service in my neighborhood that goesaround and cleans things. And this guy
had a literally like a custom tricyclebuilt with a powerwah sure on the back,
and I stopped him, like,wait, it is that custom built?

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Where can I buy one of those? I stop, took photos of
it, got like a little nicewell yeah, like one of those like
you know, yeah rickshaw sort ofbicycle things, you know, the three
wheels. Was it custom? Ohyeah, he's like, got this cussing
job. I could get powersher,you know mommy asking the number they run
you? Yeah, do you haveany blueprints? How much to put you

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back? Because your power your powerwasher would he probably had you probably have
to hook the hose up to it, right, there's no tank. See,
I want one that's totally portable witha built in tank. Those become
bulky. But this was all onepiece on this truck. Like like mobile
car washing services like that they havelike a tank in the back of the
van. I love power washing,but it is a pain in the ass
hooking it up to the hose.The hose and then you got to take

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the other one and find the nearestoutlet, and then you have the long
extension quarter. Just cumbersome, reallyit is. It's cumbersome, two connections.
It's worth it, but cumbers Yeah, definitely worth it. Yeah,
okay, because then you got thehoe. Is getting kanked? Is the
line getting kinked pulling out first?All pulling out? Maybe? Any I
mean over the top, like lameadulting thing that you find yourself getting excited
about. I think probably I've beendeeply considering putting my bed sheets on the

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same schedule as my towels, becauseI washed my towels twice a week.
But I love clean sheets so much. I'm thinking, like once a week
just isn't enough. Like I getso much joy out of clean sheets that
it's time, like in the middleof the week to strip it. Why
don't you get another sheets and justrotate? I could do that, or
just wash them and put it.But she does love washing. Was just

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laundry eighteen times a day? Dopoop more? Or do laundry true laundry
more? Wow? Oh I did? I did laundry probably four times a
week. Why but I don't mindlaundry. You do little batches in that
way, it's not a big jore. You are always greg Tex says they
got excited about getting some inserts fortheir shoes for thee is that planters my

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tars? Fascia whatever? Porious Yeah, it's like, oh, rip noise,
even though I'm mostly not using it. The cook wear stuff I get
pretty excited about. Oh yeah,Medic is going on on about that cookwear
for a while. Yeah, Gregtoo, he looks at it. Love
that cook He looks at his wifeusing it. Clad. Is that X
clad? It's like a miracle cookwear. Yeah, it's so easy to

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clean it. I can only imaginethe stuff. I mean, everything that
Sammy talks about half the time,like she was what was that superlame?
What was that account that you saidthat you were following? Oh somebody they
were watching Seventh Heaven episodes and TomAnderson on Instagram he goes back and watches
nineties movies and TV shows and thenkind of summarizes them but makes fun of

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them. And a lot of themare Seventh Heaven episodes and I love it.
I loved Seventh Heaven. That wasone of my favorite it all the
time. Yeah, and the dadwas a molester allegedly. Well yeah,
wow, what lame? Like adultingthing like what's your doctor? Rick?
Right? Uh? Is I discoveredcleaning with a pummice stone? Have you

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ever done that? It's incredible?Yes, you can do it toilet what
I it's a miracle. That's whatI initially got it for. And then
I found myself, you know,because you can clean grime in the bathtub,
in the kitchen, sink, rustoff of metal. It's incredible.
And so once I discovered that,I thought, well, what can a
pummice stone not do? So Ilooked up more things and I can get

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pilling off of my sweaters and otherclothes with it, and it's just been
an incredible find. I highly recommendit to anybody. It's your scrub daddy.
Yeah. So this this station sucksso bad that I actually went out
and bought scrub daddies for everything aroundOh yeah yeah. And I was like,
yeah, oh, I couldn't believe. So that's you because I saw
him by the income was like,I can't believe that they sprung for scrub

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down. I didn't. I didit Myselfy's lame, you know, crap
little sponges. It was like,no, no, that will not do
around here. Scrubbed itad, Wow, thank you. Saw a TV commercial
the other day and I kind oflike, Greg, you know, I
give the penny, wrote down whatit is so I can like look it
up later. Yeah, I'm like, wow, that's cool. I have
nothing that I need it for,but I want it. I just want

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to see how it works. Thestuff for you mix like the two like
apoxies whatever, and you can useit as a weld. It'll replace like
a broken weld, Like if youhave something that's like, you know that
came off of like I don't know, like a metal games or gate or
chair or something like that. Hemixes to this stuff together you kind of
put it on. I think it'scalled JB weld that's been around for a
long time. Yeah. Yeah,I was like, wow, that's cool.

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Break something to use it. Youcan't tell me the first time you
saw flex seal and he was likemaking a boat out of a screen door,
and you were a tempted. Recentlyright now, I got a new
nosehair trimmer that I got and Ido it way to work. It was
not a badass nice. Yeah,you get excited about dumb stuff. Let's
go to David here online number one. Hey, good morning, David,

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David morning, Good morning. Allright, So, uh, what kind
of lame adulting thing are you gettingexcited about. So the first time we
bought like a really good mattress,and it was like super excited to invest
into that. And you're like,wow, this is the lame that I'm
excited to buy a mattress. Yeah, but how great was it? Like
when you got it? Now,what what did you have before? Was
it a king size or were youupgrading to a king size? It was

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a king size that we upgraded itto a purple mattress, which I highly
recommend everybody. Yeah. See,the really big exciting stuff is when you
go from like the queen to theking and you're like, whoa, I'm
so much room. Look we canlike spread out like everybody has their own
zip code. It's great. Yeah, you get agree with that, but
yeah, would you spend it's liketwo thousand dollars in a match for the
first time as an adult, You'relike, it's a good investment. Yeah

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right, it is. Yeah,you tell your younger self, like how
much you're going to spend on thematch tress at some point in your life
like yeah, like okay, Idon't need that. That's in your sleep
on futons and stuff. David,thank you for the call. Appreciate you
lead. If I could combiny bothof those things, that was recently pretty
jazzed that. I finally I wentout and got it like the little portable
rug doctor and washed my mattress.Really had I had to get her to

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that diary. Yeah, But thenI looked at it. I was like,
man, that's clean. I forgotthat. You uh, you crab
the bed, I was. Imeant to ask you about that at the
time. Do you have like whenyou buy a mattress, they'll suggest that
you get the mattress cover to protectthe actual mattress, so it goes,
it goes under your fitted sheet,right, and a lot of times like

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you have to buy that and putit on the mattress for the warranty,
like you're ever gonna call it onthe warranty. Let's a spring in.
But like in that moment, Igo and it's on there, and it
does keep it nice and fresh asif I'm going to try to resell it
and I want to keep it inpristine condition. Either way, you take
care of your car, But didyou did you have a mattress Now,
I'm not gonna deal with that.I just peroxided it and bleached the hell

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out of it. See that wouldhave come in handy with all that.
Yeah, he was sick. Wouldyou crap the bed twice? Well,
I'm the same way the first timeI bought my adult mattress. The cover
will protect the warranty. Ooh,Kirl'll do it all right? Yeah,
now stupid like the zip up thing, keep it real. I bought a
Casper absolutely hate it. And Igot a Surta from Walmart. Love it.

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H and it's like a quarter ofthe price. So say, I
feel so lame. My interest gotpeaked. And now I'm looking up pumice
stones. Oh do it, miraclestone a rule change your life. I
bought a pair of shoes because ofhow comfortable they were. Not for looks.
I've never felt more forty in mylife. Makes sense? More forty,
that's awesome. Eight seven seven that'seight seven seven forty four. What

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do you got some more? Whatyou show next? Take up? I'm
not gonna argue with you, andyou're my kid. One of the smack
boucher is what's happened loosing their boattops up in her face? A little
bit to the Woody Show. We'reinto another new hour insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. Thank you forbeing here. Thank you for giving us

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some of that valuable Tommy yours heretoday. I'm Moddy. That's Rainy.
That's great, Gory. Good morning. There's Menace. What is up,
Woody. We've got sea bass,Sammy is here, Bort and Caroline are
on the job this morning. There'sMorgan. Hello to you, Morgan.
There's Vaughn. He's our video producer. Phones are opening at eighty seven seven

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forty four, Woodie. That's eightseven seven forty four, Woodie. You
can hit us up with the textover to two to nine eight seven.
And you know, Menas was askinga question. Menace be wondering about hotel
check ins. We were talking aboutthat the other day. Why so long?
Yeah, And then after the showwe were talking about some things in
the office and Morgan chimed in sheactually had a question, and we're I'm

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figured like, hey, since everybody'sasking questions, we haven't done this in
a while. We said, like, you know, let's open up for
ask the Woody Show. So ifyou've got a question anything, it could
be whatever. It could be likea Woody Show help desk kind of thing,
or just you got a question forthe show or about the show or
for somebody on the show, whateverit might be, we'll open up the
phones and do an open phone segmentcoming up with your questions. I got

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a couple of people that were askingquestions on the email. We can we
can get to those two if nobodyhas any questions for us, all right,
you know there's still questions, justnot people calling it. But we're
gonna give me a chance because wehaven't done that for a while, you
know, the open phones thing andso random the stuff that people It could
be like, hey, trying todecide Ittuden in two different places. Uh,

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you know for lunch today, ourcoworkers, what do you think we
should go with? Or where theyshould go on vacation. We're here to
help stuff like that. We're hereto help. So if you got a
question, we'll get to those.But Morgan had something that I didn't know
the answer to it because I've neverbeen in this situation. But you got
invited, Yes, I got invitedto a party that I've never been invited

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to before. And it's a oneyear transiversary, a tranniversary, Yeah my
party if you're saying it right.So, yeah, this is someone I
know that apparently for one year nowthey've been trans so they're throwing a party.
But you said, like you don'teven know them all that. Well,
they're a friend of a friend.I met them once, so I
wouldn't say I'm close to them atall. Like those inviting everybody, so

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I'm not even going. So Idon't know why I was invited. But
my question is should I bring agift? Yeah? You bring a bottle
champagne? Easy? Okay, Solike any you know, you're still gonna
tell even though you don't know thisperson. Well, I think it's going
to be kind of fun. Imean, how often are you invited to
these parties? Yeah, it's thefirst. Yeah, I mean see when

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they're when the guest list gets thatdeep where you're inviting friends of friends,
somebody you met once, it's becauseyou're looking for gifts exactly. That's what
I think. It's kind of likea birthday party and like the new you
was born that day, right,That's what I'm thinking about, is like
a birthday, like happy first birthday? Uh? Trans woman, trans man?

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They're male? Now, okay,so you can say that you get
a banner says it's a boy likeyou would for like a show up with
a bunch of like blue balloons,like a baby shower something, and you
come in there and you act likeat your place, you start hanging it
up. I think that if youspring a gift and you did, there's

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no harm in that. That's true. Yah. But if it's a gift
type situation and you didn't bring one, then you're kind of it's kind of
awkward. Yeah. Now I say, I say champagne, but Greg,
obviously you would say wine. Now, this is a friend of a friend,
So what would be the price rangeof the wine would bring? Question?
Thank you? You know, becauseif it was like a fifteen yeah,

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because if it's like your friend,you want to you know, nice
like some dom paring on. Butif it's basically I don't want to walk
in empty handed, yeah right,yeah exactly. So cheap bottle champagne?
Yeah yeah, and do that it'sa boy and I think it's a boy
banner, don't you think? Whichwill cause more than the champagne. So
you guys know my aunt Chrissy rightof course, the pride of Dormont,

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Pennsylvania. She my uncle found outthat he has a daughter, like but
it's a she's an adult at thispoint, and he had no idea about
her, didn't even know that sheexisted, damn. And you know,
he's like sixty some years old atthis point. She's an adult. She's

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got a baby. So your instantfather, instant grandfather, Oh my god,
right, yep. And so,uh, this woman had reached out
through Facebook, found other family membersand that's how they ended up reuniting,
or not even reuniting, connecting,just connect the huh. And so my
aunt Chrissy, of course, becauseshe's an Ish disturber, decides that she's
going to throw the party right towelcome this new family members. So this

(28:00):
person, and she was sure,lady well and she did well. You
can say poor lady for the familyin general. No, but no,
I mean, uh, it wasit was a nice gesture by Christy because
you're like, oh, she doesn'tknow any of these family members. I'm
sure all the family members are curious, curious to meet her, and that
was one of the things that shedid, and she she got it.
It's a girl. That's pretty funny. That was pretty funny. That's funny.

(28:23):
And then she she cooked for everybodyand had everybody over her house.
That's really cool. Yeah, butit's a girl. I think it's a
great idea. They don't know methat well though, so this will be
funny. Yeah, what was thewhat was the other thing that you said
you were in an awkward situation orsomebody you know? Was the awkward situation?
Me? No? Where they hadthe the gift that they had gotten

(28:44):
for a friend who was having ababy. Got it? Yes, yeah,
so this girl she got pregnant andshe had what it's a bababyower the
baby. Okay, got a gift. I know this girl or I don't
know. This girl gave her afive hundred dollars gift and then she ended
up having a miscarriage. So thiswoman's wondering like, can I ask for
the gift back? Oh? Wow, no? Or do you just leave

(29:07):
it? But she's not going touse it? I think you leave it
big. Yeah, yeah, it'sawful good. I thought. See,
I heard that completely different when shebrought it up. I kind of half
heard. I thought it was thewoman who was going to have the baby.
I thought she was wondering if sheshould give the gift back like it
was, But no, it's thethe gift giver gift giver a lot of

(29:33):
money on this horrible situation. Wasthat back. I'm sure she's gonna try
again, right, you know,Now here's the thing next go around?
Exactly? You don't, Yeah,you don't. There's a gift. Yeah,
there's not another gift, you know, because it's not like something small,
you know, unless it was likegenders. But I guess you wouldn't

(29:56):
know at that point, right,because the miscarriages happened pretty early, so
you would This must have been alate the shower. The thing is like
I think, I think you well, people are very they jumped the gun
and telling everybody a lot of times. Like my wife and I we were
very much like man. We waitedto tell people uh as to not jinx,

(30:21):
you know, because that's a realthing. Exactly. I would think
the only time you would get anothergift after that would be like if you
had bought a bunch of boys stuffand then you know this next baby is
a girl. Whatever. Okay,fine, but yeah, dude, you
don't ask for that gift back wayA terrible person that is a dick move
a question on the text I ordera Chipotle burrito box or a sandwich platter
for my team meeting next week.This is a good question, I know.

(30:45):
I say, sandwich platter. Yeah, same, Yeah, we had
one in the office the other day. It was pretty good. I would
go. I would go with theburrito box. I feel like the sandwich
platter has done a lot, yeah, you know, and burrito boxes would
get people more. Except but evenbetter is the the you know from Chipota.
You can order the the taco bar, you know, like a yeah,

(31:07):
because you got the chips, yougot the tortillas, the shells and
everything else. Then you have likeyou pick your proteins, maybe get like
a steak, uh, you know, some kind of check. Maybe they
don't want to go that over thetop, right, that's a lot of
set up and tear down, right, is it? Like? I don't
think it's that big of a deal. I think a sandwich, there's so
many different I would go between thosetwo. I'd go burrito boxes. Again.

(31:30):
I just feel like sandwich is kindof overdone. Also, where you
got the sandwich is from sandwich.I say, burrito sandwich, sandwich,
sandwich, sandwich sandwich. Okay,sandwich easier, all right? If you
got a question for The Woody Showeight seven seven forty four Woody. Maybe
it's a an ask the Woody Showquestion. Maybe it's a Woody Show help

(31:55):
desk, something you help with.We're gonna open up the phones for you.
Anything you got eight seven seven fortyfour. That's eight seven seven.
He turned that down just a littlebit. But I was told that I
could listen to the radio. Itreads noble volume. But I don't see
why I should have to turn downthe radio begain all right, okay,
into assisting it read the volum's theWoodie Show. All right, Welcome back

(32:19):
everybody. So Morgan had her acouple of questions before break inspire my minute
and who would be wondering on theshow about slightly different from my questions?
Yeah, yeah, well yeah,everybody's got their own questions, but now
it's inspired other things. People alwaysyou know, we had the the lunch
meeting question before the break. Yes, so now we have a bunch of
other people who are hit us up. We've got the open phones. Ask

(32:42):
the what the show Woodie Show helpedus? How could we be of service
to you? Yes, eight sevenseven. What he doesn't have to be
a question about the show or youknow, for anybody on the show in
particular, just anything. Maybe yougot a situation going on in another opinion.
There's a large variety of people inaaron right, answering figure it out
out. We're not smart, butwe can figure it out. Eight.

(33:04):
What he will go to, uh, diego, hey, good morning,
diego, Hey, good morning?Guards. Hey, what's up? All
right? So what's your question?Is there right and the wrong way to
put toilet paper on? And Iwant to know how the group does it
all right? So he's he's challengingus here because he knows the right and
the wrong way. Yeah, nowI saw a funny way to remember it
for people who are confused. Beardsare cool, Mullets are not right.

(33:30):
So you don't want it to beunderhand. That's the mullet because it hangs
down in the back, right.The beard is cool because it's overhand and
it's over the top of the beardsare cool, mullets are not. Yeah,
it's pretty funny. Also, thesketches for the patent on like the
holders shows it over the top,which is funny because I have that framed
above my toilet in our massive bathroom, I'm sorry, our primary bathroom.

(33:52):
There you go, So that answersit right? Anybody who thank you very
much, diego appreciate you listening towhat do you show herself a great day
later? Let's go to uh,let's see Donnie. Hey, good morning
Donnie. Yeah yeah, all right. So what's your question? Is the
deal man? So is the questionis is she crazy or not? Right?

(34:14):
You guys gotta take differences for me. So my boy seen on his
girl off the top, he seenher anything wrong, but the triggering part
was and the question is why she'scrazy? Is she crazy? Is not?
Is? Because she went through hisphone, found the girl, choped
her down, and told her theentire rundown of their lives, like everything.
The girl had no idea. Henever told this or anything. She

(34:35):
had no idea very distance. Sothe question was met he did okay,
Well, I mean she was angry, so a lot of dumb, dumb
stuff out of anger. Sure.And I've never understood why people who get
cheated on get mad at the personthat their partner cheated with a relationship with
that person be friends or something,unless a scan of all situations, and

(35:02):
then he was he was putting thebusiness in the streets and he's the one
causing art to like, yo,I didn't tell you or anything about you
just there. You know, hewas being a dog. Yeah, you
put my business in this. Iknow you knew that. I mean,
look, I I don't respect themove because number one, she's got nothing

(35:24):
to this. Other chick's got reallynothing to do with it other than she
wasn't in the relationship with you.But yeah, it's a little crazy to
go and track somebody down. Andyou know, also like it's pretty pathetic,
you know, like it doesn't saymuch about your own self worth.
It doesn't really change anything, whichis which is why I have that rule,
the breakup rule that I always promoteis you get to one day to

(35:44):
be angry, sad, feel sorryfor yourself for every year that you've been
together. And then after that yougot to let it go. You got
to have a little bit more selfrespect for yourself. Uh. You don't
cry over any kind of like personor job that fired you. Uh.
They said very clearly that they don'twant you around, So don't you know,
don't be pathetic and grovel and beon your knees trying to get that

(36:05):
person back or whatever. It's like, we're crying over that because they obviously
don't value you that way. Didshe stay with your friend? She tried,
but he just kept being him Basically, well, he's a dog.
He's out in the streets, inthe streets, all right, Donnie,
Thank you man. I appreciate youlistening to the show on me. She's
crazy person. Yeah, exactly,that's yeah, that's that's what I'm saying.

(36:30):
A question on the text, Uh, my wife bought a Klona Willie
sex toy. Kid. This isthe one that you make a replica of
your unit with a mold? Whichposition should I get it? And to
maximize length? I have a thoughton this. Okay I've never done it,
but I think what you want todo is Okay, if you guys

(36:50):
ever gotten like a crown done atthe dentist, I believe I. Okay,
well he let me think of somethingelse. Okay. You ever see
them poor concrete like for a sidewalkor whatever? Okay, So they don't
just like leave it right to that. They clear some space on either side
of where the sidewalk is going tobe. You see what I'm saying.
So you want to you want tolike give it some room. So what
I think you want to do isyou want to kind of clear out some

(37:13):
space. I think you before youthis is gonna be a tough one man
job. But what I think youwant to do is, I think you
want to take your hand and kindof push your mound your pubic area,
like you know, like right rightat the base of your shaft on the
top right. I think you wantto push that back and then really make
sure because you know, like whenthey put a crown on and in your
on your too, they want toget a sit it so it sits below

(37:35):
the gum line. They don't haveit sitting above the gum line. You
want to say, so it's anice, nice tight fit on there.
This will this will maximize the lengthonce the mold is done. See,
because you're pushing that area back andyou kind of push I'm not sure how
the mold is like how like it'sbasically was there any kind of like kind

(37:58):
of like a milkshake at first?Yeah? Are you? Are you sticking
your unit into something? Yeah?Oh you right, like a cylinder.
And that's that's even easier because thenyou can use just one hand the thing
and then use your other hand tokind of push back and make it room
because on the other side, yougot plenty of room too, and you
definitely do not want to sit down. No, no, absolutely not stand

(38:24):
lead forward, yeah, put youback. Also, maybe get a blue
show. Yeah, idea yeah yeah, maximized blood flow. All right,
let's go to Vanessa. Hey,good morning, Vanessa morning. How are
you going? We're doing green?All right? So what's your question?

(38:45):
Okay, So I'm getting married thisyear and I'm contemplating on inviting one of
my fiance's friends. The only reasonI feel like I should invite him is
because he's the reason why me andmy fiance they met. But the whole
thing up until now, after likea few years, is every time me

(39:06):
and my boyfriend posted a picture,did a trip or anything, it became
like some competition with him and hisgirlfriend and they had to outdo us.
Like we could post a picture andthen they would he would lease like a
snarky comment on the bottom of ourpicture. Or we would go on a
trip and they would try to outdoit and do like a big trip and
try to like downgrade our trip.When we would meet up and talk about

(39:29):
it, they would talk about theirsit was better, But you guys are
still friends. Yeah, because that'shis friend. So I kind of just
and I got to the point nowwhere like we ended up having a oopsie
and we had a miscarriage after,like we were going through with it,
and we had a miscourage after andthey got pregnant the exact time we did.

(39:51):
And on their baby shower, hewas kind of like telling everybody,
Oh, those were together because ofme. Yeah, hey, you know
you wouldn't have this if it wasn'tfor us. Yeah, we did.
It was a competition with them,great relationship related. This sounds like simply

(40:15):
because she doesn't want she doesn't wantto upset her fiance, right, yeah,
and so you know this is hisfriend. Like, dude, my
wife has plenty of friends who Ihate, Like I hate them, like
they're there, but you know what, they're not my friends. They're her
friends. And we don't all haveto hang out, you know, Like
I just don't enjoy their company,their bitches. I just don't like them.
And uh, and that's fine.Now they got invited to the wedding,

(40:39):
of course, But in this kindof thing, I mean, this
just seems more obvious and it seemslike you are really against I think it's
more of like a question of havinga conversation with your fiance, like,
do we really want these people inour in our lives? No, I
think I think you still invite thembecause I mean, you're adding all this
extra drama to your wedding. It'syour wedding day. You're not paying attention

(41:00):
to them. Who cares. There'sso many people there to be laser focused
on them would be stupid. Sojust go ahead and invite them and then
focus on your wedding. Yeah,I agree. Yeah, and it's your
fiance would also kind of rub themthe wrong way because they've been together for
eight years and used to call them. Yeah, well good, good for

(41:21):
good for you know, being soobsessed with them. Yeah, don't be
a realized for them. Yeah,don't be upseested with them. Hey,
Vanessa, thank you for the callup for Chip shifting to the Woodis show
eight seven seven forty four Wooding Ifyou want to call in, text over
to two to nine eighty seven.Cynthia has a question when you guys take
vacation, is it the whole teamon vacation or just the on the air

(41:43):
half of the show that's on vacation. What does the other half do always
somebody here. There's always got tobe somebody here to run, you know,
So I mean between all the producers, which would be you know,
Sammy Morgan, Vaughn Bord, Caroline. You know, they have a system
worked out, and so like ouroff days, when the rest of us
are gone, they trade off.They Yeah, they trade off of who's

(42:05):
kind of here, you know,minding the store so to speak. Yah,
it's gotta be yeah, and thenthey can rotate their vacations. It's
just more difficult for like the fourof us, especially myself, Raby,
Greg Menace, you know, SeaBASSkind of comes and goes here and there,
depending on what kind of project he'sworking on, right, you know,
like at the moment he's not inthe studio. But you know it's

(42:27):
a it's a little bit easier thatway. Yeah, and not everybody has
the same amount of vacation rue too. Yeah, that's a big factor.
Yeah, if you got another questioneight seven seven forty four, what he
texts over to two to nine eightSeven'll get to some more of these open
phones, Yes, coming up nextafter the break hang up funny, he's
the one he show right back ontwo of the questions that Colonel Willie thing

(42:52):
that we were talking about a coupleof people who have tried it. I've
done it, and you want tolay on your back and put your legs
up in the air like happy babyyoga posts. Oh okay that while you're
getting nothing but wean and gravity pullsback your shoe butts. And another one
says, I did the whole colonialWilly thing a while back, but I

(43:12):
was drunk. Af You have touse warm water to mix it up.
I used hot water and I putmy unit inside of it. It was
burning. Oh god, my drunkass didn't want to take it out because
I didn't want to mess up myyou know, mold. But my unit
was burning for four days, youknow, pretty hot water. Yeah,
that's that's too hot. Let's goto our next question. Tanya, Hey,

(43:37):
good morning, Hi, good morningWoody Show. So so what's your
question. So my husband, mynow husband, and I are planning our
one year anniversary and honeymoon. Yeah, and we're just wondering, you know,
we're debating between three places. Allright. We know what he loves
secrets Aroma, So that's kind ofa top choice. Mexico we're also considering

(44:00):
or Costa Rica. What do youguys think Costa Rica was just on some
kind of list recently about like atravel warning. Oh yeah, oh was
it? I know Costa Rica issuper affordable, so your dollar will go
pretty far. Yeah, but Imean, like you can't beat that deal
on these long inclusives like the onethat I like to go to and almost

(44:21):
the other Puzza content I've never beenthere. I have not. Yeah,
I just know, like if youlike the beach, like the Riviera,
Mayas just heav Yeah, that's that'sdefinitely more of the place to go between
those three. I mean, CostaRica is nice. Again, there's too
many, too many unknown factors therefor me to make that recommendation. I

(44:42):
mean I say that Mexican Riviera isthe only place to vacation ever. Yeah,
yeah, I love it. Iwould uh yeah, I would skip.
Yeah, I mean I could speak, I could I could speak to
secrets Maroma Beach personally, and Imean, many many years going to that
place is fantastic. Adults only,all inclusive service is awesome, beautiful,

(45:04):
fool is awesome. Yeah, exactly. I was just on travel trip Advisor
the other day and just reading reviewsfor fun my god. Oh yeah yeah
yeah, Tanya, thank you forthe call, Good luck, thank you,
have a great time. Let's goto Adam. Hey, good morning,
Adam. Adam, Hey you money? You show? All right?
So what's your question? Yeah?My question with my girlfriend about five years

(45:29):
and a couple of years ago,we moved their aunt to help her out
and you know, space the money. Yeah, we had plans to move
out and get married, but youknow, she's kind of got used to
I guess living with her at andsaving money, and she's kind of changing
those plans up. She's not reallylooking forward to that or anything. So
I just wanted to like share brickup with there. What's your advice?
I haven't already what to do.I mean, is it just a living

(45:50):
situation or have you brought up themarriage thing? And what's her feedback on
the marriage part? It's kind ofboth. She I guess she got used
to saving enough money because we're payingrent, but you know, not as
much as the Department of Mortgage.Yeah, but again, forget the financial
part. What is she on themarriage part? What is she saying about
that? She said yes to theproposal, but I guess you're staying not

(46:15):
ready for that, because that doesn'tmean, you know, I'm moving out
if they don't want to be married, and yeah, I mean I can
respect that, right, yeah,but to break up over that, yeah,
it's time to I say, seta date and see what she says.
Yeah. Yeah, and then shestarts being fishy about that. We're

(46:36):
so good at this and bounce.Yeah, set the date an adult with
her. Yeah, all right,Adam, thanks for the call man the
love of that situation. One lastquestion on your rings are bloom an onion,
Bluman onion, women onion because itdoes come with some awesome sauce and
it's sauce. It's more rare,like how often do you have though I'm

(46:58):
going blueing onion onion? Yup?Another great another great solution. Nailed it,
nailed it, all right, thankyou for your questions. Everybody,
More Woody shows next hang on youknow not that thought? Wow? Anyways,
the show will be twit Woodie show. We are into another new hour

(47:24):
insensitivity training, free, politically correctworld. It is Friday morning. Yeah,
I'm moy that's Ravey. Good morning. There's a great gorg Hi menace.
Great to see you thanks to seeyou too. He is our social
media director. You can find us. You can follow us at the Woodi
Show on Instagram and Twitter or onFacebook, Facebook dot com slash the Woodie

(47:47):
Show. Goodwarning you see back.Do you want qes coming up for you
this hour? Chance to win withour dumb ass contest Sammy Happy Friday,
We got bored, we got CarolineMorgan is here us here, he's our
video producer. And then if youwant to be part of things like the
Duyq, you'll call in for thatone. Not yet, but when the
time arrives eight seven, seven fortyfour, send your Friday check ins on

(48:09):
the text over to two to nineeighty seven. I'm gonna roll right into
the Friday Fail story, so theagenda will go Friday Fail stories, DYQ
see, I gotcha, I gotyou. Here we go. It's not

(49:01):
glarious Friday lasteven boys and girls.Time for your Friday fill stores. Ple
Habit a cloud was the perfect playto Somewhere along the line it went from
being a great idea to one bigstinking mc a uber ultra not terrible.

(49:37):
Yeah, look as we go,Yeah, all right, good way to
start off here. We got onethank you see best from South Florida where
this dumb ass his name is ClaudeGriffin. He decided he was going to
steal some phones, but before hewent into the store, he realized didn't
have anything to cover his face with. Claude, so he just put a

(49:57):
cardboard box over his head. That'lldo. He went into the store,
he started smashing the glass displays andhe took nineteen iPhones at about eight thousand
dollars in cash, got away withit. It wasn't all smooth though,
no. He he was having ahard time seeing what he's doing on a
can of the box, so atone point he briefly lifted the box up
so he could see a little bitbetter with his steven second and it was

(50:20):
all caught in the store's surveillance video. The cops saw it, identified him,
and they found him drinking with hisbuddies outside of the liquor store in
the same shopping plaza. They tookall the phones from so he was arrested
taken to failed sale. He liftedthe boxes. He can ready to go
see his face, dumb ass.He'll probably be in jail for like a

(50:42):
day. Yeah, Now, mostnursing homes, senior care facilities, retirement
homes. They have nice names familyLake, Living, New Pond, Horizon,
Breeze Village, things like that,Sunnyside. Well over the UK.
This guy, he's at this busstop and he saw, you know,
one of those bus stop ads seniorcare home called Skeleton Court Skeleton Court,

(51:04):
which he thought it was a weirdchoice for, we know, sure being
one of this, so he lookedinto it. Turns out that the company
who printed the ads made a typo. It's actually located in a village called
skeleton so the name is Skeleton Court, but they printed it as Skeleton Court.
Here's the there's the best look atthe bus side. A couple of
old people on the Skeleton Court carehome. Well, that's just ridiculous.

(51:29):
No. Management of the care centerapologized and then made a very angry phone
call I'm sure to the ad agencysale Mayatt and uncle reside in Friendship Village.
That nice nice Yep. Here's oneabout this fella from California who was
there in Canada. He was drivingaround, he took a wrong turn,

(51:50):
ended up at the border. Bythe time he realized his mistake, he
was already in line and the lineof cars waiting to be checked by the
border agent, so there was likeno turning around. Uh. Now,
there were a couple of problems.Number one didn't have his passport on him,
but the bigger problem was that hehad four hundred pounds of marijuana and
six hundred thousand dollars in cash therein the car, so he was arrested.

(52:12):
He's in some major trouble. Helater admitted that he put the wrong
address into his GPS and that's howhe accidentally ended up at the border.
And you know, now failed jail. But that sled. Yeah. People
with the drugs, they always dothe stupidest things. Yeah, here's one
from Tulsa, Oklahoma, where thisdumbass, the stupid cat got stuck in

(52:36):
a tree. And the only thingdumber than the cat is the owner who
first tried to talk and bribe itdown, but no luck. So the
owner climbed up the tree himself andthen he got stuck. So now everybody's
in the tree. So now thefire department had to rescue both these idiots
from the tree. The cat andthe owner fail sailed. Look cat bribe

(53:00):
you to go down? Yeah yeah, and uh, finally here my favorite
story of the week. You rememberthat nice lady who used gorilla glue in
her hair. Yeah, that wasa great idea. She was nice.
Well, now there's a chick inthe news from Santa Rosa, California.
Her name is Jennifer Eversoul, whoshould probably rethink where she keeps things from
now on because her big mistake wasthat she had her bottle of eye drops

(53:21):
sitting next to the bottle of superglue right there in her bathroom. Good
idea. Now, what would yoube using super glue on a regular basis
for in a bathroom? Ladies?I don't know if this is like to
fix an extension that way, orlike nails, maybe like a fake nail
or something. I would never havesuper glue in the back. Yeah,
what would be the reason for keepingit there? I understand, like maybe
it's there for like a minute,but not to the point where it's just
always there and you can easily mistakeit. Makes no sense. Stupidity.

(53:45):
Yeah, Well, she had justgotten out of the shower and she grabbed
the wrong one. She immediately knewthat she messed up because her I felt
like was on fire. Duh.She was taken to the hospital where she
was being treated and waiting on thedoctors, and so in that time she
took a picture. Here's the Imean, look look at her eye there.
I mean it's just like completely crossedit over with the with the super
glue. And then uh. Shealso shared this video. Why are we

(54:10):
sharing this? By the way,what happened to that? Like being shame
being embarrassed? She is? Sheisn't bear I mean listening to the Well,
I've gone and done it. Ihave won the most idiot person award.
My eye drops sit directly next tosuper glue and they're the same size
bottle, and I wasn't paying attentionand now my eyes boomed shut. I

(54:35):
had to be brought here by anambulance. And I can't really open this
other eye because then it makes thiseye move and it's all scratchy and all
the shit. What an idiot?What an idiot? Ye? What an
idiot? What number one dumb thingaward for bad stuff? All right,
that's your Fridday fail stories, ladiesand gentlemen. We've got the dumb ass

(54:59):
contents. We're gonna had the du i Q coming up next. If
you want to play, if youwant to be our contestant today phones,
We've got those open for you ateight seven seven forty four, Woodie.
It's eight seven seven forty four Wooding. We'll play the d uy Q right
after the break. Hang On,I wrote down Zone, heager Zone,

(55:22):
it's nonsense. The Woody Show,welcome back. It's Friday morning. It
is the Woody Show in time forour dumb ass contest. Our dumb ass
contest, of course on a Fridaymorning is the du iq. Yeah,
du iq seed bask, go aheadand explain the game while we get somebody
lined up at eight seven seven fortyfour, Woody. Super easy. All

(55:43):
you gotta do is listen to thisdrunk person and guess whether they can get
the answers correct to very easy triviaquestions. So you play the d u
i Q by saying, is thisdrunk person so drunk they don't know the
answer to this obvious question? Ifyou can guess correctly, twice out of
three times you went all right?Eight seven seven four. We say hello
to David. Hello, David,Hey, David, Hey, what's show?

(56:07):
How's it going? Man? Youready to play the d u i
Q. I'm excited, Yeah,I really want you to win something.
This would be a great way tostart. You can't do it, all
right? So who do we havehere? Sea bass? We have some
fun with accent? Oh yeah,all right, nice in the form of
Don. He's out parting with hisbros. He's gonna tell us about that
and about his drink of choice,which we're gonna use to get a better

(56:27):
idea. Just how with it ornot with it? He is before we
get to those questions. Okay,David, sounds good. Here we go,
eat on. What are you doingtonight? Tonight? I'm getting set
up. I think, what areyou having to drink tonight? He don?
I had both of cranberries. That'smy verygular thing that I'm doing.
I think it's just the only thingthat I like. It kind of reminds
me of fun. That's what Iused to drink with my friends, So

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that's what I did. Do youtry other drinks and there's son appeal to
you. I died and I likeit, but this is my favorite.
It's like, how many vodka cranberriescan you drink before it's too many?
I think it's too many. Let'ssay one more than what I should have
done. Okay, where's he from? Well, the land of Cranberry's Israel.

(57:08):
Yeah, i'd like the starship inthe background. All right, So,
so, David, we're gonna answerthe questions here. Of course,
you just have to guess whether eDon's gonna get it right or not two
out of three times. And thenwe're gonna ask Menace and Sammy, who
are absolutely sober if they can getthe answer and question number one ready to

(57:31):
go for the du y q.Margaret Atwood's most famous book is what trip
book? And then we've brought thisup several times on the show. Yeah,
if it's about a book, Idid not commit that to member.
We don't know. It might havebeen adapted into a stage play as well.
Something that's a better clue for me. What, dude, where I

(57:54):
can't even find the power rank stageplayer? Books? Man? I think
I would take book probably book overplays. Let's see. Yeah, triple
no, I agree with that one. Triple no. Play sucks so bad,
Greg, triple no, triple no. Menace, do you think that
Edon's gonna get it? No?No, Sammy, what do you think?

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No? All right, h David, it's a round of no's here
in the studio. But what doyou think yes or no? For question
number one, say quadruple no,quadruple no. Doesn't know either. Yeah,
I'm not sure what it is forbeing honest? All right? Question
number one d u y q.Margaret Atwood's most famous book is What Menace

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Cinderella? Cinderella to kill a mockingbird? Kill a mocking bird? Better
guess than Cinderella? What better guess? Ravey? Would you teach these foods?
Oh? The always fun, alwaysenjoyable? The Handmaid's Tale? Come
on, people, Na, thatcouldnt be further off my radarg Handmaid's Tale
books we have, there's a lotof seasons, a lot of shows.

(58:58):
I don't know who to read thatin school. Yeah, that was a
very schoolish I think that was probablyhigh school though. Yeah. All right,
Well David said that our friend Edonwould not know, and if he's
correct on that, guess he's gonnahave a point on the board for the
d u i Q. Margaret Atwood'smost famous book is What the Hunger Games?
What is the Hugger Games about?A movie? Well, everyone wants

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to kill everyone. This is justlike God, the human beings. This
is so sad. You see sosaying yes, he's a better guy.
Yeah, David, you're on theboard with one point. All right,
you're in good shape here. Questionnumber two for the d u i q
Hades was the Greek god of what. Okay, so dumb, I have

(59:46):
no idea. Really, I agreewith all that? Uh yeah, well
they know it. I'm gonna saydouble no for medicine, Sammy, and
then you just make it a tripleanother triple. Yeah, trip it.
You're gonna trip it again, GregGory, get my broom and sweep it.
Alright, Sammy, what do youthink? Hell? No, I'm

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asking if you're gonna know. I'msorry, Yeah, you gonna say that,
all right? Do you think thathe should have been more? No,
you don't, menace Emmy's tail.No, he's not. I was

(01:00:30):
about to give my answer, don't, okay, David, George? Orwell
do you think no? All right? Question number two for the d u
i q Hades was the Greek godof what? Alright, menaced, corn
I don't know, Corny, asfar as I know, you could be
right, I have no idea,Sammy. Of Hell? There you okay?

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Of Hell? That's the answer.God of the underworld. Oh,
oh, his name is often synonymousthe underworld right had. All right,
well, let's see if our friendDavid here is the winner on the d
u y Q. Question number two, Hades was the Greek god of what
I will say, the god ofthe war. Wait, if you were

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a god, what would you bethe god of I would be the god
of culture. Way to go,David Price coming all right, super stressful.
That great work that you did there, David, he's very efficient winning.
David, congratulations on the duy Qwin today, and have yourself a

(01:01:37):
thank you. Thanks man, Iappreciate you. Listen the Wood show Man.
Hang on, we'll get your information. Okay. I'd like to point
out that Margaret has several volumes ofpoetry that she's published as well. Cinderella
two. Well, great, nowI have weekend plans. Yeah, that's
also really high on my list ofinterest poetry. Yeah, we got one
more question that David did not needfor his big win on the d y

(01:02:00):
Q. And here it is theSuez Canal devise what two continents two as
canal triple? Yeah, something theylouck into you think that it's potentially the
only want to have a question aboutis menace. What but what am I
thinking? Triple no? Man,you see you think that this is one

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of those things. M yeah,I'll go triple no, I'll go against
my gut. Braby, triple no, Greg, triple no, triple no.
Menace. And Sammy, do youthink that Don is going to know
this one? No? No,no, no, dog? All right,
starry with you guys. Question numberthree, the Suez Canal devise what
two continents? Alright? Menace?Yeah? The only one I know would

(01:02:49):
be in North and South America,North and South America South on that one,
all right, Sammy, Europe andAsia one two Asia in Africa Asia.
And this was a complete coinsnesce.This was I didn't think of Doon
because the sust Canal is really reallyreally close to Israel, all right,
like the next country over all.Right, Well, let's see if he
knows the answer to question number three, The Suez Canal divides what two continents?

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I would say, Africa, Farisand Asia? I think, though,
am I right? Okay? That'sgood? What do I get?
You get an I five? Okay, that's fine, give you an iphive?
Yes more, next show. Waitthe line sticks and stones will break

(01:03:35):
my bones. But but thea's show, this show will the mad well,
we're gonna put the menace excuse generatedwork. Yes, you're just a minute's
gonna fire that up. All right, really good. I mean everybody's good
at something, right, yep,And this is one of the things he's
good at. We've seen it.You're inaction. Just own your talent,

(01:03:58):
lawyer, you have a talent.I mean that's something you put on me.
But it's fine. I'll take it. We've seen an action when we
say, hey man, we needan excuse for this, and you come
up with some really good stuff.It's like the liquid soap of the eye.
Think that's really good. Crunches againstthe wall. Yes, I have
a number of examples. You're justgood at it. That's in a second.
Brian Cranston saw his name pop upthis morning. He's one of my

(01:04:18):
favorite actors. You love him,Love Brian Kranston. I'll watch him in
anything. But he says he's goingto give it another three years and then
he's done retired. He's going toretire from acting, shut down this production
company, sell his half of thatmes call company that he owns nice and
then moved to France with his wife. Bye awesome, he says. For

(01:04:39):
the last twenty four years, shehas led her life holding onto my tail.
She's been the plus one, she'sbeen the wife of a celebrity.
She's had to pivot and adjust herlife based on mine. Wait. Wait,
she has tremendous benefit from it.But we're on even and I want
to level it out. She deservesit. Oh she gonna move? Is

(01:05:00):
she gonna move to France and suddenlystarted like a multimillion dollar business. He
plans on that. Well, hewants to spend time yeah with her,
Like they're going to travel like retiredpeople, he says. He plans on
his time going on day trips,having a fire in the fireplace, drinking
wine with new friends, and notreading scripts. Quote, I'm not going
to be taking phone calls for That'sthe same garbage you hear from like the

(01:05:24):
I think he's legit though, likea lot of people, I think say
it whatever, But he comes acrossas somebody when he says something, I
really feel like he means it.Like he doesn't seem like a stuff for
saying stuff for image purposes type ofguy. So he'll be seventy when he
retires. I don't not believe him, right, Yeah, I mean I

(01:05:45):
am with Sea. He sounds likea real a hole with the statement,
but he does it's over. It'slike trying to make it sound like his
wife has endured this. Well.I don't think he's even saying that.
He's not saying it's it's a lot. That's what. He doesn't have all
the free time he wants right now, Like you don't have to be I
guarantee right now, he's not workingtwelve hour days, six days a week.

(01:06:08):
He's got no chunks of time off. I'm sure he's committed to some
projects. He's like, you know, sitting write his reading scripts. That's
part of his work he's doing.You know, he's doing a TV hour
long drama stake. That's a longday. It is a long day.
That one silly little last scene thatI was in that first episode of Mines
this season. I was there forten plus hours. Right, it's a

(01:06:30):
lot of time away from home.Yeah, it's crazy. Wait, he's
not crying about it, right,He's just saying, I'm gonna give it
three more years and then move on. He's just ready to be done.
Let's go to the I'm saying he'scrying about it, but I agree with
let's go to the menace, excusegenerator. Okay. A voter was arrested

(01:06:51):
and charged with driving under the influenceafter being caught passed out at the helm
barreling toward a crowded beach. Ohwow, his passenger was also passed out.
Okay, now we used to goon the boat to drink. For
what happened in those days? Yeah? Wait, hold on, here's the
moment, by the way where thecops uh interrogated the guy have the clip

(01:07:15):
right here? Here we go?Where'd you ali? Do you know where
you are now? Right now?I'm thinking you're way out of the way.
Okay, you have to drink.I'm looking at an empty beer can.
Yeah, he claimed it had noalcohol. No alcohol, and then
there was an empty beer can there. Yeah, he's just mumbling all over

(01:07:39):
Yeah, all right, menace,excuse generator, will go to you,
menace. Well, the actual driverof the boat they hit awake and then
they he flew out of the boatright and then the other guys were passed
out and they woke up and theydidn't know what was going on. And
I'm in trouble for picking up litterin the lake. Yeah, empty cans.
Yeah, and he's wasted, youknow, for the I mean,

(01:08:00):
menace is good. Sea bass isalso very good. Yeah, and I'm
sick I am lakes. So sowhat happens when they go and they search
the lake for this other guy whowas with them, probably probably dead or
maybe or maybe like wherever they launched, maybe wherever they launched their boat,
because there's cameras everywhere, like surveillance. Yeah, now you're inventing evidence.

(01:08:26):
No, no, no, I'mjust look, if you're going to come
up with an excuse, you betterthink ahead as to how this thing can
be unraveled, especially when you're talkingto the goat. It's one thing you're
you know, your buddies. Well, you might not have seen him on
the surveillance footage because they met upwith him in the lake. Oh,
he was just bobbing in the lake. They were like, hey, we
need you to drive the boat becausewe've had a couple It's easy. I
don't know, don't even you hadany menace? Well, I mean it's

(01:08:49):
hard to that's easy. I mean, I'll play off your original because part
of the story. The reason Icame up with this story is actually it
happened to my grandfather hit they hita wake, and my grand father flew
out the boat and my grandmother itwas heading towards the shore and my grandmother
had to pull the keys out ofthe boat to make me stop. Now,

(01:09:12):
I'll I'll work off of your premiseof they hit a wake. Right,
But what if because like sometimes likethe the boat goes up and then
slams back down to the water.What if him at time, Like I'm
not drunk, I'm just dizzy becauseI hit my head on the steering wheel.
So no, nobody's falling out ofthe boat. Yeah, they'ren't going
to have set a search and rescueout there. Yeah, but like and
so now that's why, I mean, I haven't had an even drink,
but I meant I really smashed myhead pretty good. Yeah, and we

(01:09:34):
hit that wake. I mean thatis the beer can is my my pasted
out friend here. I mean thatis very good excuse as long as they
didn't take a test, right.Yeah, But like a lot of the
duy attorneys will say, you don'tdo anything, but people are still messed
up. They still they play alongand right, Yeah, they're they're so

(01:09:57):
they're so anxious to get out ofthe situation, trying to convince the person
that they're innocent. Yeah, yeah, a lot of factors here. But
I say, wake, buddy's deadin the water. See in that case,
maybe what you do before you evenget to that point. Why,
I guess you're not thinking straight becausehe's drunk, clearly, but we're looking
for an excuse. You throw yourbuddy overboard. So he is in the

(01:10:18):
lake. He was driving, man, we gotta go back and get yeah,
see that way, there's somebody around. Yeah, I mean he's passed
out drunk anyway, So throw himout and put a life jacket on him.
Yeah, and then get him likea life preserver, you know,
like a like one of those rings. Yeah, you know, the rope

(01:10:38):
on it. Give him a ringand a rope, put him in a
life vest or something. Then overthere be fine. Just make sure he's
on his back. It'll be fine, floating easy if you If you need
a little work on an excuse,you can always hit us up. Menace
and Sea Bass at your service.You're done, dude, Oh real quick,

(01:10:58):
I saw it. Next Level happenedonline on TikTok where you know we
said, oh you can't go towork that day, Say you hurt your
foot, and then google a pictureof crutches against uh, against the wall,
right and send it to your boss. I saw this girl online use
Adobe Firefly AI where she just tooka picture of her laying in bed and

(01:11:18):
she was able to use the AIto make it look that she was laying
in the hospital. It was absolutelyamazing. It looks absolutely real. And
yeah, with the Adobe Adobe AdobeFirefly, you don't have to have like
photoshop skills at all to make itlook realistic insane. So now we know
next time medicines is something hey Idid right, you can't. The Woody

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Show will be right back, TheWoody Show, Welcome back. Yeah,
he had a happy Friday to y'all. Noise had wedding. Brady Gregg men

(01:12:06):
Sea Bass, There's Sammy phones areopen at eight seven seven. That's eight
seven seven eight. Now, aspromised a special little treat for you today,
it is time for radio's most immaturegame. It's time to play Guess
Who's yeah rap, Guess whose gas? Just where you thought your Friday couldn't

(01:12:32):
get any better off, we hada very serious, dark conversation. It
was a big story of the day. I forget what it was, but
we had to try to figure outis that one of was awkward segue kind
of meals like where are you?How do you turn things around from this
and the things from your butt?Right? And so I just happened to

(01:12:53):
remember that I recorded for Greg becausehe's always found farts to be funny.
Of course I had recorded a fartthat I had cut on my cell phone
and recorded after a after a dinnerof black bean burgers. All right,
and so we're like, well,what what polar opposite thing could we do
after this big dark conversation. That'show guess whose gas was born? I

(01:13:15):
played the clip and then had everybodyon the phone's guess whose gas it wasn't
It was just supposed to be alittle one off thing, but here we
are, years and years later,eight seven seven four. If you want
to take a stab at it,it's just the first person to correctly guess
whose gas it is? Whatdye,gravy, gray, menace, sea bass
or Sammy? That's my guess?Are your options? And let's go to
our first contest and we say hello, to Crystal. Hey, good morning

(01:13:39):
Crystal. Hi Crystal, Hi,all right, so guess whose gas?
Let me? Uh, let's seewhere do I want to go to the
box of options here? All right, choices? I think we've got a
good one here. All right,Crystal, when you're ready say hit me,
hit me? I called that onefresh roadkill kill. Yeah, Wow,

(01:14:09):
that's fresh fresh roadkill. Do youneed to hear one more time?
Crystal? Sure? Jeez? Allright, guess guess who's gas? What?
Raby, Greg mena Sea bass orSammy's show me Raby? All right?

(01:14:32):
Wow, you're moth powerful one.Yes, wow. Nice. Everybody
else who's on the on the line, hang on, don't go anywhere,
because now we have time for anotherrounds. Wow, Crystal, congratulations,
that was indeed Raby and Raby.You're saying that was a that was after

(01:14:54):
a steak dinner. Yeah, allright, steaks make me fart and like
that as we heard yeah from littleold Raymond following morning. Well was the
cut of the steak t bone?Yea like a London to me getting a

(01:15:16):
Crystal congratulations, hang on and we'llget all your information. You are a
winner here on. Guess whose guestyou're working, all right. Let's go
to Vanessa. Hey, good morning, Vanessa, good morning, good morning.
All right, so let's see whatelse we have here for for guests.

(01:15:39):
Who's gas? Hmmm? All right, here we go. When you're
ready, say hit me, hitme? All right. I called that
one. I call that one thecutie poo tud so cute. Do you
need to hear that again? Yes, it's a mosquito exactly, baby born.

(01:16:08):
Alright, So Vanessa, guess who'sgas? Everybody's back on the table.
Would eat Ravey, Greg Menace,Sea Bass or Sammy? Greg show
me Greg Gory. No, sorry, maund but better luck next time.
Let's go to uh Roberts Robbie.Good morning. Alright, Robbie. We're

(01:16:31):
playing guess whose gas. When you'reready, say hit me. Alright,
so Greg's off the table. Youroptions would eat Ravey Menace, Sea Bass
or Sammy. Guess who's gas.I'm gonna have to go with Sammy on

(01:16:53):
this one. Show me Sammy.All right, Thank you, Robert,
having your selvia a great day.Let's go to Tim he Good morning,
Tim, Tim. We're playing guesswhose gas. When you're ready, say
hit me, hit me? Allright. Your options are Woody, Ravy,

(01:17:20):
Menace, or sea Bass. Ohshow me sea bass something like that.
All right, Tim, thank youfor the call. I appreciate you
listening. Let's go to uh astridhiod morning Astrod, Hello, gad morning.

(01:17:41):
All right. So we're playing guesswhose gas. When you're ready,
say hit me, hit me?All right, So your options are Woody,
Ravy or Menace. I'm gonna gowith Menace, show me menace minus

(01:18:10):
never sends over like what he ate? Yeah, but he never gives us
the inspiration him like that. Yeah, yeah, he doesn't want to be
texting for so long. Exactly couldhave been this? This? Make sure
it could have been Oreos of beambreed out? Yeah, chicken chicken Yeah,

(01:18:30):
alright, we'll taco after. Congratulationswinner here on this dumbass contest.
Guess who's dash raw? Yeah,just a block of cheese. Congratulations.
Hang on, we'll get your information. Appreciate you listening to Woody Show.
Thank you, Ali Man job byey, that's how you play. We're gonna
take a quick break. We gotsome more Woodie Show for you next.

(01:18:54):
Hang on, who's backing the Thisis the Woody Show? And from where
I said it? Looks like Gobertset up and ready to go. It's
like we're at a truck stop.I know, that's so high. It's
the return, ladies and gentlemen ofthe Glory Hall challenge. Shine, I

(01:19:15):
have seen the drilling of a wholeright through a board in the men's room
of a truck stop where the gayestman or lord. It's a breach in
the divider that we simply must explore. This booth goes jerking on glory,

(01:19:38):
glory, holy pulling around while youpool. I don't have to see discrew.
It's gay set in the job.Yes, right, So we have

(01:20:00):
the glory hole set up now,it's uh, you know, make shift.
It's not as professional. It's nota pro job. It's not tiled
or anything. This yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. But so Menace
is going to be on the receivingend of the glory hole. He is
blindfolded and folded and nose folded.He can't blind denis Why don't you what?

(01:20:23):
I don't. I don't think youneed your headphones at all? Actually,
won don't you? Go ahead?Yeah, just take your headphones off.
Your ears still work, right,like you can hear me? And
when I do this, Yes youcan. You can hear me if I'm
just talking. I'm just talking ita right, Yes, I don't hear
you as well yet. Wow.Anyway, because as we're describing what the

(01:20:44):
item is, you're gonna have toplug your ears. Well, I think
we said them outside the hallways,well usually outside, okay, in isolation,
and we've turned all the audio.I'm sure said he will take care
of that. Let's uh, Ican border somebody make sure that the audio
is off in the in the hall. We can't have any cheating here,
Morgan, I think, can't about? All right? All right? Lead
them outside? All right? Sowe have how many items here? Seas?

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Three items that are all Menace related. These are related to things he
should love. And actually, sinceGreg's out there, let's do this real
quick. I don't I want Greatto hear this. Okay, Rrett Ravey,
heap Greg outside please? All right? So the first item Menace loves
Loves loves from Costco are the chickenbakes right, okay, covered covered,
just smothered in Caesar dressing, whichis what they come with. The second

(01:21:30):
item, Menace loves his dogs,right yeah, and he loves that fresh
food stuff that comes like the littlechub refrigerated package, and he loves chickens.
I got chicken flavored chub of dogfood fresh dog food. And the
third item, this is why Gregcan't hear this. Menace loves what vacations
going to the island. Sure,yes, I went to Petco and I've

(01:21:51):
got two giant islander roaches. Lookat these, they look like those they're
alive. Oh yes, are yougoing to take those out and put one
through the glory ravy? What Ihave is I have a clear clearish tube.
Oh no, like a two inchclear PBC kind of and you'll have

(01:22:13):
to crawl through the right kind oflike blown. That's the last one obviously.
But loves the island, so heshould love a giant islander road.
Just to recap, now, theseare the items are going to be fed
through the glory hole, and Menacewill only be able to use his mouth
and his face to identify the otherthat you will know what they are.
Item number one is the costcoat chickenbake that he still loves, drenched and

(01:22:33):
just slaughtered in Caesar dress. Thenyou got the like the fresh dog food
that you can get. This isa chicken fresh chicken, dog foods,
cut the tip off. It's allnice and weaneryery. You see like a
like a roll of like a whatdo they call it? Tube of cookies
sausage roll? And then the islanderroach roach to them at a little du

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Alright, let's wave everybody back in. So now you know what the now
you know what the three the threeitems are all right? All right,
so menas, don't fall over.He said, this is the best blindfold
we've ever had. Oh yeah,it's really dark. Say what do you
show? Breathing mask those things facemask with like goggles over those that can

(01:23:23):
help you steal that out? Yeah, all right, so again, menace,
you can only use your face andyour mouth to identify what the items
are. Yes, and once thingsget fed through the gloryhole, and as
you're trying to figure out what itis, please be as descriptive as you
can, like like, let ushear your thought processes. You're trying to

(01:23:43):
figure out what it is. Allright, All right, here we go.
The first item is making its waythrough the glory hole. Right.
It already feels warm you now,and it feels like it could be like
a food can uh, like somekind of bread do you dare to taste

(01:24:06):
like a ranch pizza? Okay?Okay, well yeah is it ranch?
Some kind of ranch? Some mannag? Is it onion? Is it a
food? Yes? Me take abike? No, wait, you can

(01:24:28):
get in your mouth. Wait wait, hold on, is it a chicken
wing? No drunkstick? Is itchicken? There's chicken involved higging in the
wall? Wait so wait wing sauce, the sauce. Okay, yeah,
I can tell that. I don'tknow. It's scary. Get in there,

(01:24:54):
medas somebody to give you another thirtyseconds to try to figure it out
before we're going to need a finalguess. I can't tell he's taking a
bike. Red, there's bread andball? Oh the mess? Facial hair?

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He is cover? You can useyour mouth. Man, took a
tiny bite? You got you gotfive seconds for one? All right?
All right? That is a Costcochicken bake smothered in Caesar dressing. Said

(01:25:35):
chicken, chick chicken? Yeah youdidn't say chicken bake, which is one
of your favorite things. Wait,chicken bake and what dressing? It's the
Costco chicken bake with Caesar dressing,which is what you were taking. That's
not. That's not correct on howthe chicken bake is presented. There's there's,
it's on the menu. I lookedat it yesterday. Sees a dressing

(01:25:57):
inside inside out. I'm sorry.Yeah, it's the dipping sauce for the
You never had a dipping sauce withthe chicken bake. I literally looked at
the menu letters. Alright, everyCostco I've ever gone to in life has
not had a dipping sauce. Pleasesend menace at menace the picture of the
damn thing on the menu that saysCaesar dressing. Right, they have not

(01:26:18):
given me dipping sauce. Okay,well, here, baby's bringing over some
napkins that you can use to cleanoff your stupid face. All right,
all right, SAIDs item number one. Yeah, exactly like Caesar dressing.
You know, poison to him?Are you ready, delious? We love

(01:26:40):
chicken bake. Dude, you readyfor the second item? Use your mouth
for guessing? Are you ready?All right? Are you ready? Here
we go? Item number two?Yeah? Alright? Is now? All
right? Oh god, it's like, what's up? Fish? Straighten the
is it box? A little?Is it dog food? Get? But

(01:27:02):
you got his shoulders towards the whole. Is it because you just smell good
to get more food? Yeah?Okay, okay, yes or no,
no, we can't tell you.I can't tell me. Okay is it
a dog dog biscuit? Is it? Is it? Is it? Cat

(01:27:27):
food? Yes? Dog food?Yeah? What's right? Dog? Wet
dog food? No, don't likeit away so far? Wet dog food
treats? Or is it actual dogfood? Actual dog food? Okay?

(01:27:48):
Oh god, the glorio to stickyour face and a way from and you're
getting way more help than we've givenanybody else. You'd being a big baby
about it. Any good guess?Yeah? Yeah, you got thirty seconds.

(01:28:11):
You can't hear it's it's fresh chickendog fruit gees. This is what
that's when he features pet a flairfor the dramatic. Yes, yeah,
yeah, all right, you gotfive more seconds the flavor? Yeah no,

(01:28:32):
no, now all right, thereyou go. That's uh menace?
Can I get a final guess?Is relentless? I think he got I
we give him credit. I thinkso this was like that fresh it's the

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actual brand is a fresh pet.But this is what your dogs here,
menus. This is something you couldconfuse for human food. Right, there
was an article where a woman actuallyate this stuff and lost like twenty pounds
lucky. Oh my god, it'smenaces chicken dog food. If he was

(01:29:15):
in an actual glory hole, hewould be very unpopular. Siling up to
this, I know, I'd feellike this is a rip off. Yeah,
he's jumping backwards and it's chicken flavored. Man, it's chicken flavor.
Yeah, chicken. Yeah, we'relying. Yeah, chicken flavored like dog

(01:29:36):
food. Oh, napkins. Heate none of this. It's just got
this. Let's square the glory holeback up to the end of the camera
and let's get him turn it,turn it a little bit more running away
from the camera. Yep, therewe go. There we go. All
right, need to be closer.Get here you go? Yeah, right
there, they say you can leada dumb ass to a glory hole again,

(01:30:00):
medaces. You could probably guess theseare all menace themed items. Yes,
you love chicken, bake, youlove pets and pet food. Now
we have a we have a thirditem that's ready for the Woody Show glory
hole. Like Greg does not knowwhat this is until right now? Do
you need do you need like anotherminute too? Greg, you're not help
me. Hold on, I hearGreg walking away. Wait to readjust his

(01:30:27):
seat. He's the one who's incharge of keeping you close. I heard
him. I heard him walk away. That's about to happen. All right,
here we go number three when weshow glory challenge. Here we go.
No, I love how the anticipationsgot what? Alright? What there
you go? All right? Leanyourself in there. Hold on, he

(01:30:50):
doesn't want to move him in there? Rave m yeah, yeah, hold
the pipe. This is the thisis the islander, Islander world. Why

(01:31:11):
the love islander road feting? Ohmy god? Thing doesn't want to boom?
Hold on? No, yeah,yeah, where are they here?

(01:31:35):
Where are they? What the hell? No, dude, what is definitely
Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. No feeding through.
There's something and now he's blowing intothe other's a little thing to go

(01:31:55):
there. This is not collaborating.Where's the one on the floor? Break
man? No, it's gone.You guys are such pussies. Really blended

(01:32:23):
in a car, but you can'tsee that they're both on the We're gonna
take a little bit of a breakin the meantime. Please lower your standards.
We shall all right, so wehave an update. We have still

(01:32:46):
not found the roaches. There aretwo of them and they are gone.
There are two of them are inthe wind. Just realized my backpack is
on the floor. I lifted yourback I lifted that. That's one of
the persons like grab things and liftit off and leave it off. It

(01:33:10):
was medicins. Okay, it's onthe ground. Man, move don't look
look at how slow that's moving.Raby. My god, it is sorrow
slow. I wonder if the otherone's on here. Man, it's right

(01:33:30):
over here. My head, mythought. That was all my thought.
He puts his hand upon his readyand we have found and captured one more.
That was gonna be okay, settledown you women, Oh my god,

(01:33:50):
what down? No? No,I can't I care. That was
gonna be A next guest was hey, we need to pat down. That
was we were going to do thatlive on the air. Pat down menace.
Raby. I think it's literally itwas on his knee when he felt
it, Okay, because I thoughtit was a a Caesar dressing state.

(01:34:13):
Okay, so I think we needto do a full menace body packed.
We just baby, okay, Heand that thing was crawling a half a
mile of hout. All right,I take a look at menace to take
your jacket off? Shaken down?Yeah, all right. I found one
and where I thought it would beon this is yatty my god. But
it was like Menace is wearing grayje's and it's yeah, jacket off.

(01:34:35):
I would say, I get thathat off, but he's still blindfolded.
By the way, you can takethe blindfold off. Yeah, but great.
That should That should make you feelbetter. They don't like, they
don't skit her. They're very slowmoving. Greg is scary because of the
one. What he has in thecontainer? Oh my god, that's huge.

(01:34:58):
Did we break the table? Notable stays broken? Oh my god.
Manage to take your shirt off?Yeah, kind of like to shake
your shirt out. See if youcheck his back pocket. Oh my god,
you're touching it. It's hard.It's I'm not kidding you. Get

(01:35:19):
take your wallet out, take yourphone out, get your pockets checks.
Oh my god, Oh my god, in here? Getting where is it
past you? It's crawling on me. Dude. That's not the one you
should be scared of. This Aloose one is hitting container. You should

(01:35:41):
be better now, because now atleast it's like contain men. See how
slow it is. It's going tolike jump on you. It's a slow
creep. So minister checking crawling onmy leg, which is where I thought
it would be. It might bein one of your pockets. This is
an R violation. This is I'mnot looking. I can't. I'm sweating
there he is. Wait, youwere blowing into a tube. Yes,

(01:36:08):
we had that the tubes outside nowbut yeah, put him in and they're
blowing him at you. Oh butthey I guess fell off in your lap
instead. Oh my gosh, gointo your pocket or something. Really getting
those back pockets because I think we'regoing to need a fully search. I'm

(01:36:28):
great. I'm ordering Loach motels.You should win like a billion dollars.
It's not in his jacket. Ichecked the pockets of his jacket. You
check his underwear. I did notlook in his underwear or his pants pocket
or his crack showering tomorrow morning.I like that. Oh god, that's

(01:36:51):
not fun. Wow, that's whenyou go to the islands. I don't
see those, are you? Okay? No? Not really off the ground.
Ones ones in the container, theother ones in the win here catch
did you take your jacket? Somebodyelse needs gregs Jack's on the back of

(01:37:14):
his God, it didn't make itto your jacket. Did you see how
these things move like molst? Ididn't. Greg finding when he gets home
god blowing on the jet. Iknow should he'll reach into his jacket pocket
for his keys, and that's whereyou gonna find. Oh my god,
he hang kry. We just founda really gross video on the internet.
We try to check it out orwhat do you show next? Okay,

(01:37:35):
play again. That's what I wasspeaking. It's the show. Well I've

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