The Woody Show November 27th 2023 Podcast

New Headlines, Redneck News, Luck of the Draw & More!

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Insensitivity Training class is now in session. By good morning, everybody,
Good morning, all right, it'sMonday morning, post holiday, November twenty

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seventh. It is twenty twenty three. For now again to the end of
twenty twenty three. We are theWoody Show. Thank you for being here,
give us your time this morning onwhat that's ravy? We got Greg
Gory, there's menace. Yeah,Sea Bass, what a relief you get
to be back to yourself normal seabeasts back. Yeah. The last show
that we had last week before theholiday Tuesday was Sea Bass Acting Normal Day

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Too, which in its own waywas kind of creepy. I thought it
went well because everything he said waswith this kind of tone. It's nice
and direct. Unfortunately, some peopleloved it. Some people were just creeped
out by it. But bring nextyear. Welcome back real Sea Bass.
Ye out here, let's see.We've got Sammy, there's board, there's

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Caroline Morgan's here, Vaughn's here.Phones are open eight seven seven forty four.
Woody is the number if you wantto call and be part of the
show this morning eight seven seven fortyfour or hit us up with a text
over to two to nine eight seven. Yeah, somebody had said Sea Bass's
normal comes with major like you know, just like you're just being like condescending,

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Like it's a condescen there's like thatcondescending kind of tone of the voice.
Well, that's not intentional, Yeah, that was. That was some
of the feedback. Doesn't seem sincere, this is right, Yeah, I
guess, Well maybe it's because theycan tell that regular Sea Bass keeps it
real and he's out here on thesestreets. Well, I hope everybody's eating

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was great. I mean just pickingand grace stop. Yeah, yeah,
nons. Seventy two percent of peoplethey are planning to make the most of
the holidays this year, regardless ofwhat it means for their diet. We
were talking about that leading up tothe holiday, about like how the way
people are now from like this pointthrough the end of the year is how
we seem to be all year.It's our daily daily intake, like,

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oh, people have kind of givenup on their will power or they've stopped
worrying about the consequences or whatever.Greg and I have been saying diet starts
Monday for I mean five years,five years. Yeah, January, I
did hear a report about this isthe first year of people that are on
ozembic and we goov and yes,it's gonna be like wor it's mainstream and

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a lot of people are so manypeople are zompian that then because that does
slow your digestion down, lowers yourappetite. Well, they just said,
how are people preparing and they theysaid that people are just gonna have smaller
portions or this is the part thatI thought was funny. Is there just
totally like not going to do theirshots and just fully enjoy shot? Yeah,

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just fully enjoy Thanksgiving? Yeah,I mean I guess like, uh,
you know, why waste it?Because if you're not covered by insurance,
Yeah, sure, you're spending closeto one thousand bucks just like per
you're spending a thousand bucks per month. Yeah, for the for the shots
that you need, which, bythe way, I stepped up now I'm

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on the max dose. I startthat this week. So this week's shot
is the first one of the maxdose. That means you should be like
super skinny. Oh yeah, yeah, I don't know. Three weeks I'll
go be extreme ultras. Now it'slike two points seven. I believe it's
two point seven. Uh yeah,yeah, because they kind of step you
up. I was on that lastone for a while to the point where

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it wasn't giving any kind of like, yeah, it wasn't. The thing
is like when I first started thewith GOV, which is the same as
ozampic or some of the other ones, it works the same general way,
like it really did curb cravings,big time appetites, impressing like crazy,
and then after a while then yourbody just gets used to it, you
know. So that's why we steppedit up to this next one. And

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if that doesn't work, then we'reright back to forget it. I mean,
how about that like too fat,too fat for a GOV, too
fat for like when when you whenyou're watching like My six hundred pound Life,
they go, you need to loseweight just to get weight loss surgery.
Yeah, that sucks. Too fatfor weight loss. The next step

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though, sleeve or something. Irefuse to do that. I'm not doing
that, all right, So SeaBASS, I wanted to bring this stuff up
last week, but it was.It was Sea Bass acting normal day,
and he really couldn't have addressed thesame way. All right, So a
couple of things. There's this guyin Colorado surprise his wife by spending one

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thousand dollars on movie tickets for TaylorSwift's Era Tour film so she wouldn't have
to go alone. So he purchasedthe tickets for about fifty people, and
he shared his plan on social mediato make sure that she had the company
of Swifties while watching the film.Why wouldn't she Craig's story, regular,
only Swifties will be there. You'renot getting Joe blow off the street?

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Yeah right, I don't think peoplelike haters would go aren't going to go
in there? What a waste ofmoney. It's like three hours of concert.
His wife, touched by the thoughtfulgesture, even made her husband a
Best Husband Award bracelet. Oh god, he doesn't want the bracelet. I
didn't know eight year olds could getmarried. I want some mouth parties.

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I wanted to Taylor Swift. RememberI talked to every girl and what his
wife? Right? It just bringsout the childish and everybody. It is
so weird. I would think itwould make more sense to like, oh,
I bought the whole theater for friendsand family, but right for people,
you know. But I've done theaterrentals and they're not one thousand dollars.
I don't know if he spent onethousands, it would be better to

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get the whole theater and just havejust the two of you. How much
does it cost? I have noidea. I mean I've heard of people
doing that, but I don't knowhow much that calls. Theater for like
three hundred and fifty bucks and howmany seats fifty people, it's like a
little tiny theater. It's like likelike a regular sized movie theater. It
was a regular size theater. Weknow because we weren't invited. Yeah,

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well I don't want anybody there who'sgonna like crap on the movie. Yeah,
but yeah, it was not Imean, it wasn't IMAX. I
don't know if I don't even thinkyou can rank out and you take a
family of four in a movie,it's like three hundred bucks. I know,
fifty people a deal put snacks inthere too. Yeah, I was
trying to doll up the story.Yeah, and when could get married to

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a sixteen year old, she's thirtyeight dumb. She gives Hi him the
most financially Reckless Husband Award and expressedher gratitude for having quote the best husband
in the world. Awful. Evenbreak is like the story, he's irresponsible.
It's just childish and dumb. Bythe way, Greg, she already

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went to two different tailors swift datesof the actual concerts. So the thousand
bucks is nothing compared to what hepaid for the tickets. So they're like
four grand deep people. Oh mygod, I mean, I guess if
you got it right, she guesses, even put it towards your retirement.
We have it. We were talkingabout it because you know, Raby loves
to go and play the slot machinesand everything else. Then Menace was talking

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about how one of the casinos,Uh, they have a five thousand dollars
per pool wins win casino at theWind in Vegas. Right, so it's
five thousand dollars for each spin yep, And I said, who the hell?
And then you know rich build well, no kidding, but when you're
already rich, what's the what's theallure? What's the draw to play something

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like that? If you can affordto play it. Yeah, like you're
like I can see, like youknow, you spend some money on something
that you're gonna like, uh,you know you have something to show for
it later if you buy some crazyexpensive I don't know whatever, a car,
watch boat, Yeah, exactly.There's always an allure when you're talking
about gambling. There's always like ahigh. There's always an adrenaline rush.

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And if you win, yes,this person's just throwing it on the pile,
right, but you've still won,Like there's still all that dopamine effect
is still in effect. I knowabout five thousand dollars a pull. Even
if you have it just seems likecrazy because it's not because you do not
have a gambler's mentality and you're nota gambling guy. No, And Raby
even said, well, it's forthe fun of the game, yes,

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and like have you ever seen aslot machine? It's fun? Like what's
fun about that? Why does Gregplay free slots on his phone? Because
he's in saying everything because he's amania. I've been trying to tell you
for years. Okay, but evenwith that game, there's still like a
rusher. It's always it's the theaddictive quality of it is Okay, the

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next one is gonna hit. Okay, the next one and then never stops.
But okay, but even still,I guess with the game it's different
because there's no money, but likepart of your whole thing is like with
the gambling is like the idea orthe lottery is winning a lot of money
right, right, and it's likeyou don't have millions of dollars, right
and so and for me, ifI if I gamble, which lately is
almost not you know, never,the thrill would be winning the money exactly,

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the actual playing of the game.So otherwise, like why do it?
It's like the strip club thing tome, like why go to the
strip club? It doesn't make anysense, Like the next pool could be
the one's going shopping with no money, like he's playing online chess where he's
like it's his brain working, it'sjust button your chance. Yeah, but

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it is, Yeah, And whydo the strip club? For the conversation?
Yeah, for the for the reallyexpensive for the really expensive drinks.
Yeah, you can't just sit thereand talk to your friends constantly being hustled.
Yeah, it's great now now,back in the day when it wasn't
as easy to see uh nudity orwhatever if you're like a younger man or
whatever. But with the Internet now, like what do you need? What

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do you need that stuff for?Yeah? I get conversation conversations. Yeah,
I told you, well, yeah, there's two when you go to
a strip there are two states groups. It is young people having fun whatever,
and there is the men. Women'stalking about the fifty eight year old
dude who's in there talking. He'sa regular, I know exactly how to

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you know, and he's like good, you know, talking like I've been
there with like a group of friends. It's been god years, years and
years over ten years since that's happened. Would you take Sammy, I've been
to a strip club? Yeah,I mean everybody here has been to a
strip club. Correct, yep?Braybe oh yeah, last at the strip
club. Then we go to daytimestripping one time. Yes, yeah.
It was like yeah, ordered abeer and didn't even stay for it because

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you were there too, weren't youwere? We were all there and there,
yeah, but we all went intown because it was it was after
the show. One day we'd hada conversation, like, man, there
was a strip club literally right upthe street from the radio station, and
we were like them like Roaring twentiesor something like that. Right, Oh,
it was so gross. Yeah,it was grossed me outside were like,
man, can you imagine what thedaytime talent looks like at roaring Roaring

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twenties in the middle like lunchtime kindof thing. It was not good.
Oh my god, it was sogross. I was like, no,
we brought And then I'm pretty sureI thought Greg was there. There's a
bunch of people from the show,you know what. I probably was and
I don't remember. Yeah, butRaby, you said, I'm gonna leave.
This is gross. I just wantto watch a few more naked chicks.
But yeah, yeah, my brotherwas in town, so he goes.

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And then that has led to thenarrative that he's way more fun than
me. Oh that's true, yourbrother, Yeah, that goes. I
am lucky. There are some stripclubs near us that open at nine am.
Oh, just to evaluate the daytimetalents. The conversation breakfast crowd and
it's rough, you know, allright? Eight seven seven forty four Wooding
hit us up with the text overto two to nine eight seven Woody Show.

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It's it on a new hour,Insensitivity Training Tree, Politically Correct World.
It's a Monday morning, It's Novemberthe twenty seventh, twenty twenty three.
I'm morning. That's Ravy. Here'sa Greg Gordon Menace. What is
up? It's here, we gotSea Bass. Yeah, there's Sammy Morning,
Morton, Caroline are here, Morgan'shere, vaants here, phones are

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at The Woody Show on Instagram andTwitter, or on Facebook, Facebook,
dot com, slash. The WoodiesShow got some of the trending news headlines
coming up for you this hour.A couple of follow ups from the holiday,

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and it was it was abound tohappen that there'd be some kind of
airline drama. Always oh yeah,there's that many flights going with so many
people traveling. And this one there'sabout a woman on a Frontier Airlines flight
to Philadelphia who needed to use therestroom. We talk about this all the
time, and the flight attendant said, no, it wasn't it wasn't the

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appropriate time. And they now evenlock them. Yeah, because they're they're
tired of people running up. Likewe've always said, yeah, very easy
to open, by the way,Yeah, pretty super easy. I saw
the flight attendant do it once andI'm like, wow, look at that.
At least they can say I'm sorry, it's locked, you know,
yeah, right right right? Iwould, but yeah, yeah, But
anyway, so this one was toldlike, no, I can't go potty

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right now. So she pulled downher leggings right there in the aisle and
took a squat. Now, ofcourse someone with the ring sides he got
it all on video. I don'tthink she actually peed, I don't think
so, but she did pull herpants down and squatted right there in the
eyes in case I could, yeah, prove a point. The reaction was
great, Yeah, here we go. Sorry everybody, are you give up

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that house? And some of ourlisteners try to pin this on Spirit,
but no, don't try to slander. No, there is no way to
slander Spirit. But Frontier, Allegianceand Spirit are all part of the same
family. Yeah, low cost carriers. Although I've had no problem own Allegiant,
you can throw in there too.I had a great experience of the

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Allegiance, Yes, and I've hadno problem so far with the with Spirit
lav neither. I know one ofthese days, one of these days,
I can't waiting for the drama.I keep waiting to be able to use
the slide too, fllling spirit aton of times. Right, that's too
bad that you guys have had suchgood experience. What's that It's been four
days since Thanksgiving? And uh,there are a lot of people who say

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they're still eating the leftovers. Andif you're one of them, the US
Department of Agriculture's Food Safety and InspectionService says, you got to wrap it
up today. Oh that's the smelltest not one hundred percent reliable. Shouldn't
really push anything with meat or dairy. Also, Thanksgiving dishes may spoil faster
than other leftovers because the food sitsout longer. Yep, then they have

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that typical meal. The rule onrefrigerated leftovers is that you throw them away
after three or four days. Ifthey're kept in the freezer, they can
stay good for three or four months. See. I always thought that once
it goes in the freezer. I'vetried three ors from now thee man,
I forget about the freezing. Ibought one of those Oprah cakes, you

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know, one of her favorite things. It's called that apple apple cake whatever.
And like on the fourth day ofeating it, I read the package
refrigerated right away. Yeah, wow, I'm still here. I was sick
of leftovers this year like two dayslater, really was I was ordering out.
I'm like over it. I've beeneating them ever since. Really,

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yeah, they're done now, likeyesterday was was it? I have a
little bit left? Yeap. Myparents made turkey tetrasini, toodles and sauce
and turkey, so it's like regularZD. But I know, but like
you said, the pasta, thesauce or whatever. So I'm saying,
is it like, is it likea ZD just with a turkey in it?

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It's really it's terrible. It's abaked spaghetti castle role. Okay,
yeah, it's like a bakes buthas turkey in it. Right, Well,
you can do anything with it,but it's turkey. Because I got
that. I got that with theleftover turkey. They put it in this
cast role. I get it.There you go. Ready, sounds pretty
good looking at pictures. Looks good. Yeah. Look, it's like it's
like a fifties castrole. It's somethingto do with your turkey, right,

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exactly. I always have the bestintentions with the freezer. I know.
I even bought, like years ago, I bought one of those garage freezers,
which is like one of Greg's streams. Oh, that'd be great if
only you can get them anywhere.Pefully I had the space for it.
Is just the problem. But soyou know, I have this freezer,
and we'll like, we'll buy stufffor the intention of like, oh,
well, we'll just keep it inthe freezer and you can bring it.

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And then you always forget about thefreezer. That's the problem. You forget
about it, or like in themoment, by more stuff for the freezer,
because in the moment when you dothink about it, you're like,
well, we're trying to figure outsomething for dinner. Now it's in the
freezer. I'm sorry they have timeto thow it out. The best intentions,
right, the intentions are pure.You know who loves freezing stuff as
old people. Oh if it's sad, I get it and put it in

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the freezer. Yeah, I evenbought years ago. I don't have any
more, but I've seen commercials forit. Again. The food saver.
Yeah, let's say you pair thetwo. Yeah, it's a vacuum.
I used to have one. Yougot rid of it because it broke.
I had it for years and itworked. Yeah, it worked great,
it was it was It was fine. But I haven't had one for you

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know, a number of years now. But that was part of the whole
idea. I bought that right aroundthe same time I got this goddamn freezer.
So I'm like, oh, well, see, we'll take this and
we can split up. Like ifyou go to Costco or SAMs or whatever,
you get like a big thing ofchicken. You put them into like
what you would normally use for likeany meal for your family. Every many
chicken breasts, you need to putthat in there. So wow, what
a deal. Yeah, what amoney saver. It's not a money saver

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because you end up throwing all thatcrap away three years later you're like,
probably put this because there's so manylike ice crystals on there. It looks
like Superman's house. Gross. It'slike, damn it. You could have
You could have the Costco chicken saladany day he wanted it. I don't
know. Yeah, yeah, wecould buy it by the pow. That
stuff would work better than the workingfor diarrhea Costco. I would say,

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you dude, if that was likea weight loss thing, oh my god,
it would be a weight loss thingfor you could need something good.
Yeah, you force that. Youguys are such haters on that Costco rotis
chicken salad. I means confirmed that, confirmed that it's good. We have
it, Yes, we have wehave it. Yes, cherry picking those

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your cherry picking the bad ones.I was chewing my last pie of it
while running into the bathroom. Idid go to Costco, though, give
those giant crab legs that they haveGod so good, way better than the
chicken salad. Speaking of diarrhea,Yes, a bunch of people in Chicago

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heard about a deal with this Mexicanspot just near Northwestern University is called big
Wig Tacos, and they were havinga one dollar burrito event sweet, and
that's how officials say they ended upwith a neurovirus outbreak, usually caused by
someone not washing their hands after theyuse the bathroom and then preparing food.
They say it's highly contagious, easyto pass on other people. So you

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had a bunch of students, ofcourse from Northwestern they heard about a one
dollar burrito the other like, yousign me up? Yeah, So they
all went over there and the nextthing you know, they start showing up
the University Health clinic with stomach painsand diarrhea and major weight loss. Big
Wig Tacos said that they were takingimmediate and comprehensive measures to address the situation.
We'll look into it, right burritos. Ye wanted to is you want

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to wash the kaka off your handsfirst before you start hand mixing the meat?
Oh no, but still one puck? Yeah, we did you expect
for one dollar burrito? Yeah?Who knows what the meat was? Yeah,
but there wasn't Their story recently aboutthe the dollar margarine is they're back,

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But wasn't there somebody who got likereally messed up on one? Or
I could imagine. I remember Raymade some kind of joke about, you
know what, he's a dollar margarita, dollar margarito. What do you think
it's made out of? Not yourtop shelf, right, it's below it's
below. Well, well under that, yeah, well becomes top shelf and

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that equations pretty much wood show.Now good news for Greg Gory, Oh
good, bring it, Billy JoeArmstrong says Green Day is back making political
music because quote, it's the perfecttime for it. He's not wrong.
Greg loved him some Green Day.Yeah they stopped doing that, right.

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Is that your most hated band?Probably? Yeah. They're just so annoying.
Everything about him is hypocritical and annoying, explained expound. So they act
like through a like the og punkband, and then they take separate limos
everywhere. They demand all their crap. And then they say they're going to
move out of the country, andthey don't or they're out of the country.

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They say, this country about theAmerican dream is killing them, right,
The American dream is giving you mouthparties every minute of every day,
your millionaires for playing your guitar multimillionaires. I'll just be cool for two
seconds now. The big story overthe break, it's what everybody's talking about.
Forget everything else you heard. DarrylHall got a restraining order against John

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Oates. Why it's over like,uh, it's one of my singing song
solo right there performing it's one ofmy friends commented on social media. Come
on, guys, not on Thanksgiving? Really, our friend Donnie's come on,
guys, So Darryl just wants totake a treasure bath and stay home,

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and Oates wants to go out onthe road. They say they're involved
in a confidential lawsuit, but somestuff has trickled out about it. All
says of votes quote, he's mybusiness partner. He's not my creative partner.
He and I are brothers. Weare not creative brothers. We are
business partners. We made records calledHall and Oates together, but we've always

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been very separate. And that's areally important thing for me. End quote
whatever the hell that means, itmeans, it means he can't go for
that. Yeah, no, no, that's right. I'm curious what the
legal standing is because obviously, ifyou're a cover band of Hollow Notes and
play their songs all day long,yeah, yeah, but if you have
a songwriting credit on it, whycan't you perform it? Exactly? He

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could perform, Like both of themcan go out and do the same songs,
and then if you don't, you'rejust a current band. There's a
lot of uh, you know,lead singers from bands that go off and
they do their own solo thing andthey still perform songs from like like Mike
Shanoda from Lincoln Park. He's goingaround and he's doing uh sure, he's
doing his own thing. But thenwhile he's doing these shows, there's a

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bunch of Lincoln Park songs that he'she does, Yeah, right, mixture
of her Soulo stuff and stuff fromMark McGrath. I see him all the
time, Sugar Ray songs himself seriousRucker with Hooty and the blowf Yeah,
go on and see that all thetime. What else is going on?
In the news headlines Greg gory Wellformer cop Derek Chauvin, who's serving twenty

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two and a half years for thedeath of George Floyd, got stabbed in
prison on FIDA and his mom ismad. She says she found out about
this on the news. She didn'tget a call from the prison. She
says, she's worried about him.Is that the prison's job? I know,
right quick got his mom other there'semergency contact. Why did you say
that? Because I did read thearticle and it it did say that she

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is listed as if anything happens tothis person while they're incarcerated, she's the
first person who's supposed to know.You do have an emergency contact when you're
in prison. I guess that meansa while worried about that's gonna spread so
fast. I know, a highprofile guy like that, you can't contain
that. Yeah. Derek Chauvin's lawyersays he's tried to find out more,
but all they know is that hewas attacked Friday. This was just after

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twelve thirty in the afternoon, andprison employees had to do life saving measures
before getting him to the hospital,where he's in stable condition and is expected
to survive. And his attacker wasalso taken to the hospital, but they
haven't said who he is or howhe got hurt. They also have announced
when the parade is going to beright for this person who he gets back
protect. Yeah, he's gonna geteverybody snacks. Yeah that you wouldn't think

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he'd be no way, but theyget to these guys. They get to
everybody. Almost. Prisoners can dojust about anything. Somebody said, is
it possible for me to put moneyon that dude's books, like the guy
who stabbed him? Right? Oh, I'm sure you can. Like,
is it possible for yeah, canI put money on his Yeah, so
he can go and get all thesticky buns he wants from the prison Commissaryah,

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spread all that toilet wine, crazyspread, be like prison rich Oh
right, he'd be baller at thecommissary. Oh. Listen to Reiser's podcast
and he was talking about something calleda prison joint, and it's basically a
cigarette that's like dipped in in toothpasteand supposed to like give you a different

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high. That's just menthol Yeah,I guess so minty prison joints. How
Greg used to smoke pine cones?Yeah, crush up of maple leaf if
it was a dried leaf. Ithought, Yeah, how is this different
from tobacco rolling up in regular papernotebook paper, notebook paper and maple leaves?

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Hey, look I get so high. This is pretty cool. Hamas
released some hostages from Gaza over theweekend. Uh. The latest numbers is
seventeen yesterday were freed, and amongthem was a four year old girl who
was a US citizen her parents,though they were killed by Hamas. Also
a couple American women were reportedly releasedyesterday. Uh. This is all during

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that ceasefire that started last week,and they're trying to end it. At
least one side of is trying toextend that a bunch of Black Friday figures
have been released by Adobe Analytics.I think these are pretty interesting numbers.
So online shopping records were totally broken. People spent ten billion dollars just under
ten billion bucks online for Black Fridayinstead of going somewhere in person. Yea.

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The hottest items this year as alwaysTVs, smart watches and Bluetooth headphones,
and then some other popular items thisyear Barbies, Room Buzz, Cookwaar
coffee makers, and skincare products.Those are the hot items. I saw
people goofing on Target online for takingthe price tags out. Yeah, but

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what they did is so they couldsay, like you know, Black Friday
and have the price which was like, you know, five hundred and eighty
nine dollars, and then there wasthe sign that was behind it, like
the regular sale sign it's at salesame price, so it was that was
the sale price. They just changedit to as the Black Friday sale price,
right, But yeah, so likewhat I don't want to stay and
it's that's the sale price? Likewhat are people upset up? Because people

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expect it to be even cheaper onBlack Friday? So I'm sure certain items
were right did they did? Theyjust like blanket, Like, is that
just kind of what they call it, Like if it's our big yeah sale,
but all of a sudden, nowit's a Black Friday sale. There's
kind of the same deal that BlackFriday. You're given lower even lower discount.
Yeah, agreed. Yeah, likethe Doorbuster deals where they'll have you

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know, three TVs at that priceand then they're sold out and then it's
a standard sale price. I get. Like I've seen it before, where
like a place will have all they'llsay it's a sale price, and then
they look at the tags of thepermanently on the shelf. It's the same
damn price. That's different. Likeyou say, oh, here's the sale
price. Now, that's that's whatyou normally sell it for. That's why

(28:47):
online shopping is so up because youcould see on Amazon, this is fifty
percent off. Yeah, you cansee the difference in prices. As an
Amazon addict, I don't think Iever buy anything that doesn't have an original
slice through it crossed out. Butthey can say that, Yeah, but
you can you can check multiple websites. See, my grandma used to be
really good at knowing all the prizesof everything. Did you know that last

(29:08):
week. This was ten cents cheaperper can on this Campbell soup or this
white rain shampoo. Like she knew, oh, because and then she'd have
you drive across town right to goto Hills to pick up you know whatever,
the laundry soap wash that was adollar cheaper. And she knew.
She was like the old school,like like sales monitor. Right, yeah,

(29:30):
she knew. But if you're goingto buy a big ticket item,
you should be like researching like amonth ahead of time to see if you're
actually getting a deal. And areyou out on the Black frid because you
love shopping more than anybody? Yes? Did you grow out Black Friday?
I went to multiple malls, yes, yeah, And the only thing,
I think the big item that Igot was just a coffee maker at Costco

(29:53):
right, Currick curic, Okay,like just a regular coffee maker. Now
old school? And did you doit just to like just to get it
around and look at stuff? Oh, just to buy it? Multiple balls?
You just go there for the experience, Oh, multiple balls. I
just like picked up some clothing andstuff like that. But I'm saying the
big item I got was the coffeemaker. Nice all right? Well,

(30:15):
they say sales were up one pointone percent at brick and mortar stores since
last year. Malls apparently, theycalled them subdued, but according to experts,
Macy's and Walmart had more traffic thanlast year. And then today the
big one Cyber Monday, so thebiggest online shopping day of the year on
Friday, I know. And thenexperts say today they're estimating people to spend

(30:37):
thirty seven point two billion bucks onlinetoday, up five point four percent from
last year. That's so ten billionon Friday and then another nearly forty billion
today. Sweet on crap. Weprobably don't need, right, But you
know the way that Amazon does thecross out the price thing. You know
how I love discount grocery stores.They'll do stuff like this bottle of wine

(31:00):
is three ninety nine. Compare atseventy eight dollars. You could put any
number you want and then think,oh wow, this is seventy five.
It make should feel good about it. It does, we should compare it,
right, compare it four million dollarsprice two bucks. You just save
three million. Nobody else bought anything. Uh my wife does all the shopping

(31:25):
I did, didn't buy one singlething. Yeah, we had the conversation
again about it. What point dowe just you know, like with the
gift giving, like take care ofyour kids, right, and then everybody
else like whatever, like everybody's adults. I'm gonna buy some stuff today because
she's going through and she's like tryingto find like the like the perfect idea
or whatever, Like why is everybodykill themselves? We're all adults. Everybody's
got jobs. If they want something, they can you know, they can

(31:48):
go and get it, or ifyou think about them, like throughout the
year, you could find something that, oh my god, I think Menace
would really liked this, and thenyou just give it to minutes, like
do you hold on to it forI've been holding some things that I'm given
as gifts. I've been holding themfor months. So you can't do that
with kids. Kids they change whatthey like so quickly. It was only
a couple of months ago. Mydaughter was like way into stitch Stitch was

(32:09):
it stitch all the little eleven yearold girls love stitch again from like Leelo
and Stitch yeah, character yeah,and then here it is now stitches out
yeah yeah. And then you knowwhat, what did my parents get her
a bunch of stitch crap. I'meleven and a half anymore, and she

(32:32):
still likes stitch. But I don'tthink it's cool to say that you likes
stitch. It just changes what areyou going to buy stitch stuff? Yeah?
I'm not buying a stitch stuff.I'm probably gonna get PlayStation has that
new PlayStation portable? Oh yeah,that was pretty cool PlayStation portable for my
nephew Christmas. Then I have somestuff to pick up for my niece for

(32:57):
Christmas and it's on sale today.You're giving your nephew wh's in college something
that will keep him from studying.I know, my sister in law might
kill me. I might not beChristmas. And he doesn't my school,
right, I mean, who doeselse around school rules? Is that kind
of like giving the booze to analcoholic? It could be I've got a
really nice bottle, you guys.And again, that's a super nice gift

(33:21):
for what What does he do foryou? What will you get him when
he came over during the summer andcrap up her house hold on? So
you're to give him a PlayStation portable? He's you know, he's up age,
he's got a job, right.I know he's not. I thought
he was working. He was yoursummer job. Like, what will he
do for you or get for you? What does he ever got sign off
on? Whatever? Yeah? Whata mooch. Somebody in college that was

(33:51):
the number one thing that killed guyswith video games, that killed your grades.
Yeah, getting chicks, right,it's definitely more than that because that's
like one night a week or whatever. Good job, every day, good
job, right, Maybe I shouldrethink this. Maybe. Lastly, there's
a mystery illness going around that's affectinglittle dugans cause dogs in over twelve states

(34:13):
to get really sick. Might haveheard the experts saying don't take your dog
to a dog park these days becausethis illness is some kind of respiratory problem
that can lead to coughing that theysay last for weeks, uh sneezing,
eye discharge, lethargy. There's beensome success with this antibiotic it's called uh
color fenacoli, which has helped somedogs, but officials don't know how effective

(34:37):
it is. There's been hundreds ofcases of this doggy illness around the country.
Yeah, I've heard about that's what'shappening. Would all right, my
dog will be psyched, won't beasked to go anywhere, exactly, hates
going out right, so weird,Like you see dogs and you know,
my wife and I will get jealousof people whose dogs love being in the
car, like they have their headout in the window or whatever. There's

(34:59):
loving life, you know what Imean, Like I want her to know
that joy your talk. Doesn't evenlike going on walks, No, I
mean, she'll go. She's she'sgood now, but like everything freaks her
out. You know, Like wecan't take her out on Mondays because that's
the garbage collection day, so whenthe trucks are coming through, she thinks
it's coming for her. Like you'velived every single time we brought you out

(35:19):
for a walk. You know,people like vacuum cleaners and stuff like that.
Yeah, all that kind of stuff. Yeah, we've had like work
going on the house or whatever,different things like that. Like no problem.
But it's just like for whatever reason, anything that happens outside the house,
it's like, man, what's thathell? Kids used to be scared
of the basement, you know,what's going to dark in the basement,
you know, whenever, Like thatscene in a home alone where the furnace

(35:42):
fires up and oh God, Kevingets all freaked out. Yeah, yeah,
that's her with anything outside of thelittle baby. Yeah, I'd love
to be like, come on,let's go for a ride, and she
goes in the car like just psyched. I love that. That would be
awesome. I'd hate all the hairall of the car, you know what
I'm saying. I get that,But nose prints on the window right exactly,

(36:05):
look how people with food poisoning feelbecause it so. One of the
other stories of the weekend, Tiffanyhad USh arrested for a dui and fell
asleep behind the wheel right in themiddle of the street, her second one,
and that night she was back onstage doing stand up when somebody the
audience asked her what happened always funof a Tomedy show. She didn't admit

(36:29):
to anything. She just joked aboutpraying for God to send her a man
with a job, preferably in auniform, and God answered her prayers,
hey, because he believes in herbig which could have been considered a clever
line in the moment, but sheused that same joke several times last year
after the previous dui. They emergedthere in Georgia Ray. But when the
joke works, it works. That'sweird. That's not the audio I heard

(36:51):
of. The response was the audiothat I heard. She said, what
happened last night? No? Really, did anybody anybody know have happened last
night? Yeah? And then shereused her Yeah, that's the only thing
I heard. Yeah, speaking ofthe I guess it's no big deal if
you recycle your own jokes Black Fridaystuff. The buy now, pay later

(37:13):
loans are more popular than ever,like a front buy a lot. Yeah,
with increased usage among high income households. Okay, thirty nine percent plan
to use them, and uh,you got other just people, the forty
nine percent overall, And that's asignificant increase from last year. Now,
many, they say, of thebuy now, pay later users are higher

(37:35):
earners making one hundred thousand plus.Why who have shifted to this attractive interest
free option? Yeah, because nointerest while they've been paying down credit cards
where the interest rates have climbed.I would think the best use of those
would be to build your credit.But do they report? I don't know
if they build report. No,I don't know anything about them. Yeah,

(37:58):
I mean, I know they're popular. See them like what ever like
to one time payment or make youknow, every single website has it now,
But I could see, like,you know, why you would want
to make six interest free payments insteadof like a balloon payment right up there.
Yeah, it's a big ticket thing. Apple pretty much has that as
well. Yeah, and I thinkthey only allow like four payments. No,
I did see that. Since theFed seems to be done raising interest

(38:21):
rates, it's going to be goodfor your four to one Kso it would
be good for the stock markets,I'm saying, So if you've had that
money sitting on the sidelines, it'sgoing to be great for that. Yeah.
Not so great for your money marketaccount though, Greg great so.
But Ravy's right. I had afriend who was in banking, and she
said, to build your credit.Go out and buy something on a payment
plan, make the first two paymentsand then pay it off after that,

(38:44):
and that'll help your credit. Yeah. But then if you have an open
account that you don't use, ifyou're not using your credit, you're not
building your credit. Credit also wantsyou to have accounts open. Yeah,
you close an account that counts againstyour yeah, right, they want you
to have a high credit. Yeah, I forgot about a credit card I
had. I hadn't used it inyears. They just canceled it, and

(39:05):
then I was checking my credit scoreand it took a dive. That's all
right, Oh yeah, I betteroff and you got to buy a house
next year? Yeah. Probably moreWoody shows coming up. More Woody Show
is there? Let's think this,kiddy perr. This is the Woody Show.
Into another new hour of insensitivity trainingPreme politically correct World. It's Monday

(39:30):
morning, It's November the twenty seventh. Three coming up later on in the
hour, we're gonna start brainstorming someideas for another round of luck of the
Draw from Morgan. I got one. She's always willing to do things for
money. That sounds bad we sayit that way, but challenges challenges for
money. I didn't mean I likethat. Morgan also sounds challenges is just

(39:55):
a little bit okay. Yeah,but she's willing to accept the challenge for
the potential of a good payoffs.I don't know, I don't think there's
a great phrasing. R. Yeah. So last time she got tased.
Yeah right, the thing well,because she spun the wheel of money and

(40:15):
it landed on twenty five bucks.That's the thing that she agrees to whatever
it is, not knowing how muchit's going to be for, and then
you spin that wheel to find outand in Wood, Yeah, she did
that like the Pockey one Chip challengething for what six hundred bucks? Yeah,
six hundred on that one. Ohyeah, that's right. She was

(40:37):
crying in the bathroom. Yeah,because she was in the bathroom. Somebody
died from it, right, Sobe thinking of some ideas on what kind
of things that she might do forthat money. Again, we'll take all
the ideas today, we'll narrow downthroughout the week, and then by the
end of the week we'll we'll allvote on what it should be. So

(40:57):
that's coming up. We got theRedneck News playoffs last week. The last
one we did was the private partsbracket and the winner was the guy in
Florida who told the cops that hewas having issues with his anus after getting
busted masturbating at the Rby's, theWuah Wah, and the Speedway convenience store
all for the twenty four hour period. Is remember, he had like an
anal pain that he said would berelieved by him ejaculating in public. Yeah,

(41:21):
that would solve it. Yeah,sure, so the doctor told him
to do Yeah. Right. Sowe have today in the red Neck News
playoffs is the drinking and drugging bracket. And so listen to all three of
the nominees that we're a texture.Vote over to two two ninety seven and
one of those move on in tothe semi final round. These are all
previous weekly winners. You know,at the end of the week we have

(41:44):
the Redneck News stores from week goinghead to head. These are the weekly
winners now battling it out drinking anddrugging. From back in May from Newport,
Tennessee, where he got this guynamed Gohmer Sanderson who found an efficient
way to get dumped and go tojail simultaneous. He was with his girlfriend
when they decided to enjoy healthy saladtogether and Gomer went out of his way

(42:06):
to buy the salad, came backwith a beautiful mix of greens, vegetables,
and delicious dressing. As they startedsplitting the salad on the two plates,
the girlfriend suddenly excused herself to gouse the bathroom, and then while
she was gone, Gohmer decided tospice up her salad by adding a secret
ingredient to the mix. It wassome meth nice and when she came back

(42:28):
and started eating it, she noticedit had a strange salty bitter taste,
but whatever, she ate anything.Once they finished eating, Gohmer told her
what she did or what he did, and she started, you know,
feeling sick. Ended up taking herselfto the hospital. He's apologizing repeatedly,
but she didn't want to hear it. The police were called. Gohmer tried

(42:49):
to convince them that his intentions weregood. He was just joking, just
pranking. He said that he hadtried eating some of the meth the night
before and loved it. It wasso great, so he figured that his
lady would enjoy the experience as muchas he did. But whoopsie, the
girlfriend is okay, Gomar taking thejail, charged with domestic assault and reckless
endangerments. That is nominee number onein the drinking and drugging bracket. Sounds

(43:15):
like a swear to me, Yeah, totally. Here's one from Slade al
Louisiana for the police. They pulledover an ice cream truck, actually an
old school bus, one of thoseshort buses, and the slow kids always
took the school chase I'm talking aboutthough. She painted at a light blue
and the name on the side saidTammy's ice Cream and Sweet Treats. Love

(43:36):
it. And I guess who wasbehind the wheel? The owner guess her
name? Yeah, Tammy, TammyMorn. So they pulled her over because
the ice cream truck had expired tags, no brake lights. However, when
they were talking to her, shewas acting real sketch, so they searched
the truck and in the freezer theyfound some melted ice cream and a bunch
of meth. Yeah, that's whyshe sweet. Oh okay, they don't

(44:01):
think she was selling into kids,just adults, but she's been charging possession
of narcotics. Turned out she alsohad an outstanding Warren as well. Tammy.
Yeah, that's Tammy here in thedrinking and drugging bracket. And then
finally, Nominny number three's back onApril the twelfth from Fabulous Las Vegas,
where the Woody Show has probably beheard weekday mornings on ninety three one the

(44:22):
Mountain. It's also where he gotthis fellow named Stephen Laster. He was
at the airport in a food courtarea and decided that that was as good
a time as any to smoke somemeth ok right there in the terminal.
So he pulled out a pipe andjust went for it. Now, obviously
there were a bunch of people aroundhim, saw what he was doing,
knarked him out to the airport police. According to the police report, Stephen

(44:43):
resisted when they tried to cuff him, but they eventually got him into custody.
Also turns out he was wanted forviolating his probation from battery charge that
he picked up last year. Also, according to an airport employee, he
had been hanging out in the terminalsince at least the previous day. Oh,
they weren't even sure if he wasa passenger. How does he get
through? I have seen at Miamiand O'Hare. There are in Atlanta.

(45:07):
Actually there are straight up homeless guywho are looking at the airport. Why
is the trash? Yeah past security? Not past security. Yeah yeah,
because I know that's a big thing. It's a big issue at a lot
of airport It's like before he getssecurity. But this guy was post security.
He just wanted to buy follow somethingthrough. Yeah, he was taking
the jo happens charged the whole bunchof stuff. That's nomine number three,

(45:29):
So your vote over to two twoninety seven. Really the meth bracket,
yep. Here in the drinking anddrugging bracket of the Redneck News playoffs,
nomine number one. You're gonna textone over to two to two ninety seven
for Gohmer Sanderson there in Tennessee,who ended up in jail after his girlfriend
ate a salad that he'd secretly sprinkledwith some myth because it was so great.
Yeah, he loved me trying toIt's called flair and zest. It's

(45:52):
called zest on your South. Textone over to two two ninety seven for
that one. Text number two forTammy Moore in there in Slotela Louisiana,
who had expired tags no brake lightsin an outstanding warrant when she got busted
with meth that she was selling fromher ice cream truck. Oh girl.
Text two over to two to twoninety seven, or text number three the

(46:14):
fellow who got busted smoking meth inthe food court at the Las Vegas Airport
where he had been I guess forquite a while right away, Text three
over to two to nine eight sevenvotes and now announce the winner tomorrow morning
and have another round of the playoffs. As we slowly make our way here
to the redneck news story of theyear, find out shortly who that will

(46:35):
be. All I'm gonna take thebreak and that we'll come back. Luck
up the draw. You got someideas for what Morgan should do for some
some se How do you say this? I know, challenges, challenges.
I think challenges is a good word, all right. She had a chance
to earn some money with a littlechallenge by taking a challenge, accepting a
challenge, all right, so oldbrakstor taking a challenge? All right?

(47:02):
So how about this great suggestion onthe text during the break, Morgan's dares
for dollars. Oh that's a goodname. That's like an old school like
bowling for dollars. Like it caresfor dollars. Oh, well done.
I kind of like it. Ilove it. I like it that morning,

(47:22):
all right. What does it haveto do with bowling? Though?
I don't get that record. Thereused to be a there used to be
bowling for there's a TV show.Yeah, bowling for dollars, and you
love bowling. It makes even moreperfect of a marriage. It works dares
for dolls, Morgan's dares for dollars. Now, last time she got twenty
five bucks for getting taste or shocked. Shocked, Yeah, the taser gloves,

(47:44):
right, And then the time beforethat, the first trip around was
for the Hockey one Chip challenge thing, the newest one that just came out
that killed that kid. Dis continued, discontinued after they you know, oh
for other it wasn't the chip andit was just you know, just a
bad reaction, a combination of thingswhere they say there's a difference between causation
and correlation. Correlation. I mean, you know, it was a bound

(48:07):
to happen at one point, Yeah, but was it the chip or was
there something else going on? Obviouslynever heard that once she got six hundred
bucks. Now, the way itworks is we all try to figure out
like what she should do, andthen we narrow it all down. You
guys vote on the final Once weget a narrowed down to the final three,
you guys vote on which one youthinks should be. And then uh,
once she does the challenge, thenshe gets to spin the wheel and

(48:29):
there's all kinds of denominations on thereup to like a thousand bucks or something
like that, and that's how muchshe gets the dares four dollars. I
like it. It sounds good.It sounds better than you're a prostitute saying
what will she do for money?Anything better than that? Agreed, it
worked and Randy did it. Yeah, because it's kind of a whore,
kind of because he is Yeah,I mean he faked saying that he was

(48:52):
on. It was his plan toOh yeah, he's gonna fake saying that
he was a regular mathewser to getinto one of those studies that they pay
you to be a part of.Yeah. Yeah, because he'd had some
adderall. Basically, if you gotan idea what you should do for her
next day, you can give usa call. Eat seven seven forty four.

(49:13):
What are you can up with?The text over to two to nine
eighty seven. Now the other onesthat were up there that if we mentioned
it the last time, like thefinalists, Ye, last time was the
baby burning from MENACE's mouth. Iforgot about that. Menace would choose some
food and then baby bird it canwe spit it into something like nasty like

(49:37):
yeah, that would be like phoamy, Yeah, get food. Yeah,
it's a mellow. Get the goodend of that one. Yeah, yeah
uh. There was also a drinkingtobacco cheese spit. Those are those are
the final three. It was thetaser, the tobacco cheese spit, and

(49:57):
then the baby burning. Which onedid you Vito tobacco? I think so?
Was there one more that was thatwas the put the big v nex
that was the one that was theI should remember that. Where would we
even get, like, I don'tknow anybody that I see it once a
year. Maybe I'm sure we couldfind something if you want to pass out?
Yeah, in here just what's yeah? The little the little I saw

(50:23):
a guy drop his impack in theparking lot yesterday. Actually, I think
Burt Chreis is big on those.Now. This is basically just the little
pouches that you put in your mouthand a slow released nicotine. But wife
Leanne is not psyched. But Ithink he's onto a new thing that Tom
Secura put him on is called rogue. Rogue. Yeah, it doesn't have
tobacco, but it gives you thesame buzz. Right, Okay, so

(50:45):
they say this is what they're talkingmaybe you should try. All right,
you said you had an idea,right, so this was the only time
of year where we get to haveSanta Claus. Yeah, that bad thing.
Yeah, I will not say,go take a crap in Santa's lap.

(51:06):
I'm saying, interview Roulette with SantaClaus, but with wishes. So
this is a little higher concept.So we all write wishes that Morgan has
to go sit on Santa's lap andgive to him dead pan and try to
get him to agree to. Like, you know, she gets Santa give

(51:27):
her a list, She's all writtenout, you know, like scroll style,
embarrassing, right, embarrassing, andshe'll get like points or dollars in
this case for every wish he canagree get Santa to agree to. It's
like, oh, I wish notto have nuclear periods anymore, right,
I don't know if he'll agree tothat. Yeah, is that how it
works when you sit on his laphe says like yes or no? Well,
because like what little kids do,They say, oh, Santa,

(51:49):
I would like Barbie and he's like, I'll look into that for you.
They never promised, because true,what does the matter? We just want
her to ask. I'm saying fromthe money aspect, he doesn't necessarily agree.
We can work out those the concepta lot this year. Are you
writing that down? I'm Santa wishList. We of course we write them

(52:14):
for and you can't just you can'tjust you couldn't just barrel through it like
I want no nuclear period. Well, you know you got to interact,
all right, Well, I've gotand then I've got another one, Okay,
and then eventually he'll kick you out. But that would be hilarious too,
Yeah, and then you just goon to the next mall exactly sounds
fun. It does. It's morethan just a jackass. It's you know,

(52:36):
it's higher, higher high concept.Asking Santa about your period? That
would be a double win. Whatdo you not that wish? Right?
A show tattoo? Do you havea tattoo at all? Okay, yeah,
I do. Well, I lovetattoos, but every time I've gotten
them and they're very small, Ipass out. That could be fun.

(53:01):
Don't you have a tattoo something?You'd have no reference to have a Rolling
Stones tongue. But I never listenedto them. I just think they were
brilliant with branding. Oh dude,we have a station in the company in
Chicago Rock ninety five and there wasthis mega fail on their part. So
the Rolling Stones are doing this tour. Yeah, and at Soldier Field is

(53:22):
where the Stones are going to beplaying. And they posted the Rolling Stones,
you know tongue logo thing at SoldierField and they posted said like a
up, guys, look who wasspotted at Soldier Field. Hit us in
the comments and tell us what yourfavorite kiss song is. It's a rock
station. Yeah, that's bad.Well I thought that was fake. That

(53:45):
was twelve year old. Do theyhave running socials? Well, the guy
who's in charge of that station wasone of the guys when we first started
here was so vocal about how wewere never going to do well, the
show is never going to do anything. And this guy James Howard and uh
and so yeah, like so heruns that station. I sent it to
him in an email. I camein because it made this industry thing that

(54:07):
rips on stations that screw up stuff. Say hey man, you made it.
Yeah, Well, it's probably likehere where they've got a twenty two
year old who runs exact social forall the stations and they don't know it
was with no reference to on thetext. Some suggestions dares for dollars for
Morgan. She should sit in anice tub like one of those. Oh
I could bring in a portable icebath. Yeah, yeah, she bought

(54:29):
one. You know, some peoplehave the ones that like you constantly have,
you know, filled and it setat a certain temperature, it'll keep
that temperature. This one's kind oflike a kiddie pool. Yeah, this
one, like you got to actuallybring bags of ice and stuff. Kiddie
pool, right, but it's likereally deep and small, like only one
person could fit in trash can andyou do that for fun. Yeah,

(54:50):
it's very trendy, super in megalike it takes out therapeutic, it takes
out your toxins and stuff. Yeah, chakra. Yeah, I can use
that and balance. Balance feels sobalanced afterwards. Let's see what else do
we have here? I mean,I have one we got I was looking

(55:12):
through the wood Show archives just recently, and great visual and great audio is
the cinnamon challengely but goodie? Thatwas that was on the list last time,
the cinnamon challenge. That was considerationswallow what teaspoon of cinnamon? Okay,
I missed that when it was bigwith the kids, you know,
oh yeah, you would have beena kid back then. So it's a

(55:34):
teaspoon of just cinnamon, and it'sessentially impossible and you try to swallow it.
Yeah, but man is trying todo that. Man, he looked
like a fire breathing dragon. Yeah. I don't think anybody has ever been
able to I don't know. Yeah, I don't think anybody. Yeah,
the history of it, but soit sounds great on air and visual.
Okay, we also have I thinkwe had a Lego walk on there.

(55:57):
Yeah, the the Lego coal walkon there. Somebody also texting over,
says an in studio downstairs, waxing. Yeah, I would like that.
Yes, have you ever had one? I have not. I'm very curious.
I don't know. I mean,it doesn't go it doesn't grow back
the same. I've done it fora radio good way. What do you
style it? I don't know.I don't know. Come back, it

(56:22):
goes back. I don't know.Different, consistent pearl. I don't know.
That's how the wave to it,because you have to keep on going
back to me. I don't know, because then it's all like wiring.
Yeah, weird. It's not allsoft and cute, the opposite of pubes.
They're always kind of like you youwaxed. Your pubes. Yeah,

(56:45):
oh, I thought you did,like your back of your chest or something
like that. I could see peopledoing that. That area is just so
like sensitive. That's different skin downthere. I can imagine. Yeah,
it's not fun. I mean atleast when I did it, like I
I mean, hey, and itwas shout out to you ladies who do
that. Rules. God, thatsounds brilliant. Rule. That's also super

(57:07):
pain clean, breathe so nice.Anytime you pluck a nose hair out,
it brings a tear to your eye. The waxing is easy, though.
Are you supposed to not do that? Yes, you kill yourself. Well,
that thing like, is it connectedto your brain? Yeah, that's
the triangle. One of the trillionpeople died that way. My dad's got
that, he's got. I wasI might get him a nostril waxing kids,

(57:30):
well, because you getting to thatage where we talked about with the
older men, it's completely unruly.Yeah, I could see it. Spider
on the face, yeah, likelittle spider. You've seen those videos where
people have a spider crawling on theirface. Are you bug phobic? I'm
not. I actually had a birthdayparty when I was a kid and my

(57:52):
mom had this zoo keeper bring allthese tragelas and spiders and stuff to the
house and we can play with them. Yeah, that's fun. Weird.
There's another one here, Morgan suckson one of MENACE's toes. Okay,
that's probably the worst suggestin I've heardso far. She'd vetail the hell out
of that. Eat a raw onionlike an apple. Wouldn't bother me.

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I don't think. Well, there'sa way to get the menace toe thing
in there is you just throw insomething even more heinous. Therefore menace toe,
right, it's an attractive option,or his toe dipped in vegemite or
something. A toe taste test liketoad jam like does yeah, put like
any kind of like preserves a differentYeah, you have different flavors. Get

(58:37):
marmalade. Right, a toe tastetest that does that's not brought in and
was really good. She would haveto get the preserves. Like would she
get like that amount of money foreach time she tried a toad jam No,
it would be like it'd be likeso like five not all five,

(58:58):
but we can say like three,we could we can come if people like
that idea will come up with theparameters of it. But it's the general
idea. It's like bass concepts reallygood. We can figure out the bus
again and then had to put medicinermouth. All right, well that's that's
how it before a thousand bucks.Yeah, just looking at just spin the
wheel in the right way. Iknow. I did see a video this

(59:22):
once. The mouse trap hug,Like you wear mouse traps on the back
of your shirt and then she hasto hug the person wearing it would be
brutal. Probably easy to put themon the floor and roll on them.
What are we touching the shirt?Yeah, Or there's a mouse trap in
one of the boxes. You gotto put your hand in. You got

(59:43):
to pick a box, mystery box. We did the Papa John's Garlic Sauce
drinking that one time where we gotall those great uh barfings. Somebody said,
what about some of these holiday creamersthat they have out, Oh,
coffee creamers might be doable. Oh, but imagine if it was like a

(01:00:06):
hazel nut creamer. Yeah, don'tgood. Hazel not as disgusting. The
reason it's in there, so itsucks. You'll always find it. Nobody
likes it. There is not PapaJohn's doesn't have the garlic sauce give away
like they had, but you canbuy the generic version for like twenty five
bucks. You can, you know, like restaurants, all yeah, okay,

(01:00:28):
yeah, like restaurants, restaurants ablast, yeah, Costco selling I
think how much that. I thinkthe long play stuff is fun if you
have to like wear something for fivedays or yeah, you know, have
something on you for five days,right, yeah, where you'd be embarrassed
about it and you can't do anythingabout it. Strap on at work,

(01:00:51):
temporary mustache. Right, it's justsomething weird. Poop your pants on a
diaper. I gotta as that benefiting. Let's be wrong. I saw legit
it like model dudes wearing diapers whenI was at Costco. They didn't show
like old men. It was likeyoung guys wearing diapers. I brought this
up recently. That's like the newdepens model is just like fat thirty five

(01:01:15):
year old, right, more likean experiment. Now, see this is
Greg, because you don't you don'tmind going at work right now? Yeah.
See, if it was Greg,we could do something like where Greg
would have to take a dump atwork, but we'd set up like a
PA system. So he brings themicrophone in with them, and we have
the speakers outside. Hey, yeah, guess where I am. Yeah,

(01:01:42):
I guess where I'm in the bathroom. I would have to be put into
a mental hospital after that. I'dbe so disturbed. So funny a conversation.
Yeah, yeah, I'm Greg.I'm hooping right now. I don't
know, because I think if Iwas wearing a diaper, I don't think
I could. Yeah, I don'tthink I could. Just relax on.
We could be we could just getfijack relaxing too. Well, we'll come

(01:02:05):
back. We'll come back later inthe week and then, uh, we'll
try to figure out what else we'regonna do here. Send over your ideas.
Yeah, well, we'll narrow themdown later in the week. But
yeah, between now and then,So either hit us up of the text
too to nine eighty seven. Youcan also hit us up on the after
hours voicemail if you have something youthink about later on the day, anytime
after ten eight seven, seven fortyfour. What he sent us an email
email at the woodieshow dot com.But uh, yeah, Morgan's dares for

(01:02:28):
dollars. Let's go fancy new namedares for dollars? He left ge no
what he shows next? Are youall in the Woodie Show? When I
was a kid in the eighties,they gassed all the kids, gassed all
the kids. I never got gassedas a kid, I got gas.

(01:02:51):
I think that's another piece of themenus buzzle. It was good as a
kid show, all right. That'sthe suggestions some between now and I think
Wednesday is when we'll wrap it up, narrow it down to what maybe she
should do Morgan's dares for dollars.Samy said she had a couple of ideas
over there. You. Mine's alsosort of along the lines of Christmas.

(01:03:14):
But I think I call it theChristmas story challenge, and we should shoot
her with the bb gun and thenhave her stick her tongue to a frozen
pole. Oh sweet, all right, So both are one or the other?
Well, I think it would befun to do both, but in
a bunny cust all right. Orhow about this one? This came in

(01:03:37):
on the text. How about Morganscissors a lesbian or ravy fully clothed for
two to three minutes, describing theexperience right to the top. That's suggestion
one, right to the top Ifound. I think my question is the
scissoring even work, and that's howwe find out good question lesbians did that

(01:03:58):
is a great question, perfect point. But again, like I make the
argument for for that when it comesto booby fing. Booby fing, I
know, right, how effective isn'tit? I mean for one person?
Yeah, but but it works worsefor every other method. Weird exactly right,

(01:04:18):
it looks great, like, Imean, you got to find the
right set. I can see whythey do it in porn. You're right,
visually, visually wonderful, but thenit's one of those things when applied
in real life it's like what arewe doing? And take you run out
of the mood if you see it, because well there's sometimes there's just so
many guys, there's just not enoughplaces. Yeah, Like he's he's patiently

(01:04:44):
waiting his turn, and that's justkind of what let me, you know
what I'm going to be doing this, just like so beyond the Valley were
doing this right here, he's goingto Cleveland. Same idea with scissorings.
I see it happened, and II think that might be faking their enjoyment.
Yeah, I think they love it. Yeah, anyway, get your

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suggestions for Morgan on the text overto two to nine eighty seven. You
can I'll send us an email emailat Woodies Show dot com. The Witty
Shows, The Woody Show a rightto another new hour intensitivity Training for a
politically correct world. It is Mondaymorning. It's November the twenty seventh,

(01:05:28):
twenty twenty three. I'm one ofthat's Rady. Good morning, It's Greg
Gory. Menace is here? Whatis up? There's Sea Bass, Yeah,
we've got bored. There's Caroline Morgan'shere, Vaughan's here. Phones are
open at eighty seven seven forty four, Woody. That's eight seven seven forty
four Woody, or you can hitus up of the text. You can
send that over to two to nineeight seven. This hour weakest link.
Heay, what we haven't played theweakest link in a while. I hope

(01:05:51):
you're ready, Host Menace. Yeah, yeah, so weakest link coming up
this hour here on The Woody ShowShow. Oh yeah, here's the other
thing. UH mean to mention,you know, a lot of the stuff
that we have here in our studiojust doesn't really work all that well.
And so at the end of thisweek, they're starting a remodel of our

(01:06:12):
studio. They are some studio demo, some studios. They're tearing everything out
on Friday, and so all nextweek we've got to work out of an
auxiliary studio. That should be fun. It'll be easy. I'm sure everything
will be great. And Medicine Braveshare Mike like they used to. Yeah,
it'd be fun. Two people wantMike back. And how long did
you guys what I mean, whata dumpy thing? Yeah? Literally,

(01:06:36):
you share them all time? Yeah, yeah, they did. And the
height differential does not help. Sothat Mic was always like up and down
and up and down because you wouldjust sit there and then Menace was on
like a stool, which is naturallyhigher, so he'd be like to kind
of sitting behind it. Anyway,I personally, I'm looking forward to having

(01:06:58):
like this, you know, console, this board, this control board that
I sit in front of, havingeverything that actually works, not hearing like
a hum throughout the entire show buzz. Yeah, but it will be pretty
interesting for that whole that whole week, and then I'll that'll spill into the
holiday break, spill right into it. Yeah. But so there's a there's
a little behind the scenes program.Note ye uh the other thing I wanted

(01:07:24):
to bring up now this whole likeI get the only fans thing. I
get why people do it. Yeah, money, yeah, yeah, if
you have enough guts to do somethinglike that, put yourself out there like
that. But do you get whypeople pay for it? I personally,
I don't understand why. I mean, and I guess I do. I

(01:07:45):
guess I understand there's no shortage ofpervs. Here's what I don't get,
Like, it's not for me,like strip clubs, not for me,
that's my kind of thing. Iget why people would go or would find
that to be uh, to befun or whatever that I've never gone,
but this is like seems like abig waste of money pushing now with the
internet. Yeah, and there's noetiquette anymore in ship clubs and the only

(01:08:08):
fans thing. So that's the otherpart. It's like, yeah, you
could see whatever you're looking to see, I'm sure for free if you just
google. Right, it's got tobe that person though, right. But
this is what I really don't get. The AI versions of these models that
are making all this money. Ohyeah, dude, who is paying this
AI model that this guy came upwith Reuben Cruz. He came up with

(01:08:31):
this AI model, and he's makingeleven thousand dollars per month with this AI
model, who is a Spanish fitnessinfluencer, not even a real person.
Okay, I'm with you, rakingin nearly eleven thousand dollars a month.
This AI model is twenty five yearsold, and yeah, just not real.

(01:08:56):
She's pink haired, has a bangingbod quote unquote according to the article
here. And this guy is justa designer, Reuben Cruz and his whole
thing. He just tries to makeher look as realistic as possible. And
there are these dopes out there whoare paying to see this AI model.
You know, it's not real.It's kind of the same thing like the
people that watch the anime porn.Yeah, it's true. That's weird,

(01:09:18):
like you're watching cartoons or how youcan buy like little characters and you have
to pay to give them little costumesand stuff. I don't cost to anybody
any characters or anything. An acrossing, Yeah that's a game. I
bought the game. I played it, Yeah, but like the purchase free

(01:09:38):
and wish I could have put themout about some new furniture from my virtual
house that doesn't exist, right,it's so weird. So this this part
I don't get. Wow, thisis really good though, And companies say
they can work with influencers without thepesky inconvenience of working with real people and

(01:10:00):
it's much cheaper. Okay, Sothe photo that you're showing their menace,
this is all fake. That's megatrippy. It's I having seen the photo
now I kind of get it.Yeah, but does she does she move?
He is just a photo? Iwould his name a I T A
n a Atana Lopeza Lopez. That'sher name, This AI virtual model.

(01:10:28):
And people are paying real money forthis fake person. That's so sad.
It's very strange, right, Itdepressing. This is what the actors were
striking over. Yes, this remindsme what was the movie where the guy
was in love with doll Lars andthe real doll also the real girl,
the real girl her, That wasso depressing. It's weird, so weird

(01:10:54):
a right, especially, I meanyou know it's fake, that's the part.
It's like, you know, butshe doesn't have to say, You're
like, yep, that looks likea though maybe it's so you don't have
to feel guilty, because maybe there'ssome maybe there's a guilt element for some
people, like, oh, I'mtaking advantage of this person in some way
and it's not a real person.You don't have to feel bad. That's
a problem. Maybe maybe I thinkpervs feel bad. Yeah, probably the

(01:11:18):
point that you're putting your money onto somebody, to each the nice perves
do, okay, but there's nota whole lot of nice perves. Yeah,
like a fake Yeah, sure,here's some. Let me see your
ai vagina. Like I would understandwhat you're saying if you could control it
from your laptop or something. Right, make it too funny thing, right,

(01:11:39):
exactly, I'm sure, make ittoo naked thing. Eventually it'll get
to that point. It'll be likethe standards or whatever. Then it's how
you coming along with the weakest link. You ready to go? Yeah,
all right, so we're gonna playnext well convinced. Yeah, someone's approx
him with us today. No,I got it. It was on the
schedule, so I'm ready to meabout it before we went on the giving

(01:12:01):
break. I can prepare all day, but when it comes time to execute,
when it comes show you never know, all right, So weakest Link
next here on the Woody Show hangsmore Woody Show is that it's a Woody
show. You cannot own more thanfive raccoons at a time. And it

(01:12:25):
is time for a little dumb asscontest. It's time for the Weakest Link.
Everybody rip, and this is ourhost works just like the the TV
game show Weakest Link. So wehave a minute on the clock to see
if we can get is it eight? Yeah, that's usually the number eight
questions? Yes, right, andthe big thing is can we get to

(01:12:48):
eight questions? We get to eightquestions always, Yeah, it's always the
tricky part. And these are questionsfrom the show. Okay, okay,
I want to put that out there, from the show the weak I bought
him a Weakest Link book because itwas too hard. Questions were ridiculous.

(01:13:08):
So some of these questions might bealso dated. Okay, that's they're okay,
Okay, you're still posting that.We had some text. Yes,
I said, they have a newepisode where every player is Santa Claus to
find that text from the seven onefourth love that alright, So weakest Link

(01:13:30):
to the Weakest Links, and that'sgonna have the questions. We'll go around
the room. I guess we'll startwith Greg. All right, Chris right
next to you, one minute,starting now? In opera, what is
the usual English translation of the termprima donna? Uh? First lady?

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Correct? Next? Ravy In thehuman body, adrenaline and insulin are types
of what fourmones? Correct? Woody. The rock group Queen sang the soundtrack
for which eighties sci fi movie Uh, Rock of Ages incorrect? Flash Gordon,

(01:14:14):
Uh Sea bass? What is thetenth word in the song happy Birthday
You Birthday? Incorrect? Okay?Number five? The andes is the mountain
range down the west side of whichcontinent? Sammy North America incorrect? South
America. Greg, Mike Love,and Brian Wilson are members of which sixties

(01:14:36):
band Beach Boys? Correct? Ravyone hundred and twelve degrees is fahrenheit?
Is equal? Equivalent to what degreesin celsius? One hundred twelve degrees fahrenheit
two hundred and twelve, two hundredand twelve? What is it? One

(01:14:57):
hundred two, three, four,five, six? We got to seven?
We got seven questions? Can welower the bar to six? By
the way, I think that's Imean we talked about this. Is there
even a prize involved? Breakfast?Breakfast? We're still doing that? I
thought that, all right. Idon't know if we were still doing that.
I didn't know if that was stillthe thing here, all right.
So we got how many? Theygot three out of six? All right?

(01:15:19):
So if you count that last oneto a point at that Sea Bass
got one wrong, right, soyou can't tell the perfect record. Greg
was the performer there. Usually youknow, the sunshines on the dogs.
Ass. What was the question theandy? What? Yeah? Continent?
Yeah that's bad. Greg and Ravyare power players. Okay, well who

(01:15:43):
gets but what are you still here? She just let's go with Sammy.
I didn't know that queen slaying,all right. I didn't know that.
No idea yet, all right,So Sammy's off, all right. We

(01:16:06):
left with Raby, So I westart this next round, meneso. Are
you ready? Yes? Woody showweekest the link in the US which mainland
state extends furthest South South Texas incorrect? Florida Sea Bass which Andrew Lloyd Weber
musical features the song music of theNight, so Cats incorrect. Phantom of

(01:16:30):
the Opera, Uh oh great.In the human body, Which acid is
produced in the stomach to aid disdigdigestion. I should have let that go.
Damn it, I can't think ofit. Sulfuric acid, hydrochloride something?
All right? Raby? What nameis given to a female rabbit?

(01:16:54):
Hair? Incorrect? Dough? Uh? You knew woody would substance made by
bees is made? Is the mainingredient of the traditional alcoholic drink mead?
Honey? Correct? Seedbas What isthe alternative name for a scallion deserved from
the season in which is hugely harvestdeserved? You say, I believe that's

(01:17:17):
a green onion, that it wouldbe a spring onion? Spring onion?
Okay? Derived? So what wasthe what was the word that to aid
in the what of food? Whatwhere are we? That was Greg's question?
What kind of acid? Yeah?Read that? Read their question again

(01:17:39):
in the human body? Which acidis produced in the stomach to aid digestion?
Hydro chloride? Chlora A right?Hydrochloric Yeah? I thought for sure,
like that whole Like, which stateis furthest South? I first thought
was Florida? Like this got atrick question Florida? Thought it would have

(01:17:59):
been Hawaii? I guess not thoughdefinitely because the other you know, key
West is all well, we allsucked at that one questions? Did we
get to one, two, three, four, five and a half if
you count my last one? AndRaby? Don't get big mad that you
got the rabbit question? But Ididn't know that. That's yeah, it
news to me, I spring,I think I may have heard. Okay,
anyway, what is the only onewho's got one right? You can

(01:18:23):
still vote for me? Though youdid get the easiest one, but got
it right? Thought, that's anotherone. I thought it was gonna be
a trick question. I've already forgottenwhich one you got right? The honey
question? What do bees make?That's get your vote? How about sea
baths, Sea Bass Sammy, she'sout. I'm sorry, Braby, Sea
Bass, Sea Bass Boy, SeaBass? Who gets your vote? Ill

(01:18:45):
voteoo? Because I'm nice. Iwill vote for for yourself. By the
way, you can't know, soyou can I'd vote for Raby. So
we'll make Sammy the time breaker here. That's a good one tiebreaker. There's
two votes for Sea Bass. Wait, I thought, oh, that's right,
you got okay for to lose?Alright, fine, goodbye the weakest

(01:19:10):
Oh damn. All right, comeon, Sammy, you pay? Which
which one between? Okay? Well, either way I would have gone,
yeah, all right, okay,where are we at again? All right?
All right, here we go.What do you show weakest slink?
All right? Great? What isthe term for the written or print copy

(01:19:32):
of a composition of a composition?The draft? Incorrect? That would be
score? In which ocean is theBahamas? Ravy Atlantic? Correct? All
right? What is a strong butlightweight metallic element that is used to make

(01:19:53):
airplanes? Uh? Oh, waitwith your first guess? Well no,
I let's say aluminum, but I'mthinking yeah, aluminum incorrect? Titanium?
All right, greg. Which isthe city that was known in the nineteenth
century for wool capital of the worldfor the world wool capital of the world,

(01:20:15):
Edinburgh? That would be Bradford.All right? Which word meaning neats
are smart is also the name ofa type of tree? Oh, bravy
incorrect? That'd be spruce? Ingolf, what name is given to a
whole plate in two strokes or lessthan a part? That would be an
eagle? Yes, spruce? You'relooking. Did you read the very first

(01:20:43):
question again? Which one the onethe script? Oh? Yeah, I
understand. Oh then the composition thing? Score o score? Uh? So
many questions? Okay, okay,what is the term for a written or
print copy of a composition? Andjust as composition doesn't say musical competen or

(01:21:10):
that was that's straight from the well, that's did did you write the Do
you transcribe these yourself directly from thebook? I'll be paste written? And
what the book I gave you wasntphysical written or print, that's print.
Let me see this can't stand thatyou're wrong on this one. I've just
never heard it because you would saymusical company. That's why we were all

(01:21:31):
confused. I get it your butheard, but I've never heard that in
relation to like a book. I'msorry, than, I'm sorry than you
got it wrong. Dog, youwould turn in your manuscript. But see
that's what I'm saying, man,it says this is like word processor.
I gave you a physical book,so you had to transcribe. Take it
up with the producer. Dog,I don't know, take it up with

(01:21:54):
you because you can't copy and pasteon a physical book. I could do
it on my mind. That's that'swhat I was. Yeah, who have
your wife? We got some morewood, he showed next hang on and
now back to the show. Andhere's something you, uh, you might

(01:22:21):
be able to use. Menace scientistsat UC Berkeley they're working on a robot
that will pick up clothing. Ifyou're like kind of a messy person,
if you're always told us a kidto clean up your room all the time.
Yeah, my son needs this.Yeah, he'll do his laundry because
we have the kids doing their laundry. Yeah. Yeah. And then they'll

(01:22:44):
they'll bring it upstairs and it'll justdump it on the floor and work out
of the pile. I'm like,when's the last time you washed clothes.
He's like, they're all clean,right, yeah, just throws them on
the floor. Yeah yeah. Yeah. So he'll put it into like these
got like a hamper bag kind ofthing, stuff small in there. Brings
him upstairs and we say, putyour clothes away. They've been sitting in

(01:23:04):
this bag for two days. Hegoes, all right, fine, you
come back up. You know laterthat day. Now they're just dumped on
the floor. He got him outof the bag. We just dumped him
on the floor. I'm like,no, dude, hang them up,
put them away. I will bruh, bruh, yeah, bruh. Yeah,
my nephew still does that and he'stwenty. I like this robot,
but I would like for it todo more than just fold it. They

(01:23:25):
say it can be useful for seniorcitizens, people in hospitals, hotels,
even in the retail clothing stores,and so they say at first here it's
not gonna be able to sort byyou know, color, or do anything
like that. Just pretty basic justpicking stubump off the floor. That's cool,
not bad. It's a good start. Takes. Yeah, yeah,
I know a lot of parents thatwould take I want all of that.

(01:23:46):
Yeah, I want that. Iwant Ring to finally come out with that
drone camera that they been promising.That looks pretty cool. Cool, Yeah,
something that kind of flies around yourhouse. Yeah, it's bad ass.
So he can hunt for possums foryou. Yeah, all that stuff.
A cashier in Michigan accidentally sold aguy ten sets of lottery numbers instead
of one. He just won theone set. Okay, sold him ten

(01:24:09):
sets, but he paid for one. But the guy said no problem,
paid for him anyway, paid forbut on his way. Turns out the
ninth set of numbers won him twentyfive thousand dollars a year for life,
so he opted for the one timelump sum payment of three hundred and ninety
thousand dollars. He told the lotteryhe plans to use the prize money to

(01:24:33):
travel and then he's just going tosave the rest like a boring person.
Wowkay, yeah, pretty cool.I would like that mistake. Yeah right,
no big deal, eight seven,seven forty four. Woody, I'll
pay for these extra nine lines,I know, Ryan, Yeah, I
have no idea. That's the onething I don't ever play the lot I

(01:24:55):
have no idea how much that costswith the lottery, Like how much does
it play? Like a line?Oh? A dollar all depending on it
depends on what game you're playing.It's a dollar to two dollars per life.
Yeah, and then the big onesyou hear about on the scratchers,
those are usually like, oh,yeah, I've seen, yeah, I've
seen when you pick numbers, though, like how much that? Because I

(01:25:15):
see people they know it's just likeit looks like a like a whole page
worth of like data, right code. Yeah again a dollar or two dollars
per line per line. But alady in front of me you bought a
three dollars scratch of Greg, Ithought of you. It's like Greg would
be freaking out right now. Everybodylike five bucks Max, like Raby at
the slot machine is doing ten dollarsa pull. Whatever gives Greg diarrhea.

(01:25:36):
I'm just thinking about show minutes.Will eat something gross. He'll be hungry.
In an hour. The Woody Showwill be right back. They're back
on my face. It's a WoodyShow. I'm looking back everybody every Monday

(01:26:00):
morning post holiday. Yeah, itis the Woodies Show. Brady's got nerd
now cold uppere in just a fewminutes, the latest in the world of
nerd. We're also going to checkin on some of the after hours voicemails
here in just a couple of minutes. And what else do we have going
on here? Oh? I gotsome ridiculous sounding rap news. Okay,

(01:26:23):
asap Rocky is going to stand trialin January after being accused of firing a
gun at asap Relly in November twentyDo we know where the asap prefix came
from? I was only aware ofisab Rocky. No, Well, there's
a bunch of there's asperg, there'sit's a crewles. Oh but yeah,

(01:26:45):
a dollar sign right right? Yeah? Come from ASAP Rocky is going to
stand trial being accused of firing gunat ASAP Relly. Oh no, yeah,
it's okay, right group beef,Yeah, okay, I got I
got it here. So ASAP mob, which is what is referring to,
which includes good god, about twentyguys right twelvey net. They have several

(01:27:11):
past members I assume dead uh opposedlystood for always strive and prosper but again
with a dollar sign, nothing wrongwith that and elseince two thousand and six
and out of Harlem allegedly. Yeah, I mean, how have you only
heard of the majority of people haveonly heard of ASAP Rocky O A or
or I've not heard of Ferg orthe other ones. Here's one ASoP ASAP

(01:27:34):
P on the boards, letter Pon the boards. Oh cool, Greg,
which one's your favorite? The secondone rally got shot at? Well,
what happened was there's now footage ofthe incident. I didn't really care
about the details. I just thoughtit sounded so ridiculous. A SAP Rocky

(01:27:55):
accused of firing gun to ASAP rally. Yeah, yeah, it's almost as
dumb as reading the radio trade publicationsbecause you get all the different DJ names
and you combine that with the namesof some of these stations. Yeah,
it's it's pretty funny. There wasa station in Ohio at one point called
the Big Wazoo Station. So imagine, like, you know, one DJ

(01:28:18):
with a silly name replaces another DJwith a silly name in afternoons at Ohio's
the Big Wazoo. That's like theis the equivalent of reading the asap Rocky
asap rally story of it kind ofthe same. Some of the holidays.
Today it's the November the twenty seventhday, Cyber Monday, of course.
Yeah, so really the easiest wayto do things now, Yes, Amazon's

(01:28:42):
got everything not to mention if likeyou don't have your family close as opposed
to having to go we were talkingabout this where you know, instead of
having to go to the post officeor the ups store and spend more on
the shipping than you did on theactual items that you're shipping. Yeah,
you can just do it like onAmazon the Best Gift Trap and everything else.
It just goes right out. That'sa that's pretty cool. Today is

(01:29:04):
Turtle Adoption Day. You guys.I like turtles, Yes, a turtle.
I just saw an update with thatkid. Yeah, I like turtles
kid. Yeah, he's doing finerecently. Yeah, maybe that's why they
ran the little article about him,a little update. Hey, remember the
I like turtles kids, I liketurtles. I adopted a turtle from our

(01:29:26):
creek locally and died. Oh really, I've adopted. I mean I went
and took it. Yeah, myfriend and I both did. We both
found our own little turtles. Thenhe had like a backyard pen slash.
Oh this is years ago. Okay, I don't know. Like once we
had those those chickens here in thestudio, he really took to that whole
thing. Turtles are very boring,as you might imagine. They stink,
yeah, but chicks are exciting,well because they have cut they they're cute,

(01:29:48):
and they make noise and they giveyou eggs. Oh all right,
Today's National craft Jerky Day, andtoday is National bavari in cream pie Day.
Now, that's one of the pieswe did not talk about pie versus
c Varian cream pie. Sounds good? Yeah, all right? Eight seven

(01:30:09):
seven four, it's eight seven sevenforty four. What do we have another
person? On the after hours voicemailtrying to correct Sea bass on something.
Let's see about we were talking.We were talking about fractures. Holy what
a show. I waited a weekbecause I thought, surely someone was chomping
at the bit to correct seed bats. I was gonna say, it's champing,

(01:30:31):
which he might be doing that.Ironically, it was only a couple
of years ago that I realized itwas champing at the bit. Champ camp
Camp. It's not chomping. Becausechomp I thought, was like, okay,
well, the bit is in thehorse's mouth, highly related, so
like chomping seemed to make sense tome. I would have never guessed that
it was champing. But yes,it is champing at the big gone because
I thought surely someone was chomping atthe bit to correct sea bats. But

(01:30:55):
alas, I'm afraid I have tobe the one to do so. Sorry
buddy, but when you guys werediscussing fractures, you were wrong on two
counts. First, and also,I am a healthcare provider and work in
the spine. Just for reference,your spinus process is not a little thing
off to the side. It's facingdirectly posterior or in what do you show

(01:31:18):
terms. It's a little bump youfeel on the back of your neck,
the part that juts out facing directlybehind you. That's your spinus process.
Your transverse process is a piece thatgoes to the side. And secondly,
sorry to break it to you,buddy, but a fracture and a break
are not different. It's just amedical term. You can have a hairline

(01:31:40):
fracture or you could have a compoundfracture. It's just a medical term.
They're not different. Sorry, CeBess. You always correct everybody else,
and please don't try to worm yourway out of this. I listened to
the audio at least three times beforecalling you guys. You said what you
said, buddy, Bye, SeaBassum. I was just simplifying things for

(01:32:04):
the audience. Obviously, obviously,of course it is technically accurate. He's
not making a different point that.Okay, here's more annoying that caller or
thank you. Well, I mean, you know, I do like to
uh to learn things like that.I know, but presented in such a
douchey way. Well, I thinkit's because of who his audience was going

(01:32:25):
to be. He was directing itat Sea bass I'm getting but not loving.
Oh all right, agreed, Well, just throwing it out there,
Greg, you can say it.I will say thank you, thank you.
Mandn't suck. Yeah, well youcould, but I'm not believing you.
Eight seven seven forty four. Whatanother little follow up too? And

(01:32:46):
these have been kind of slowly tricklingin, not just on after our voicemail,
but also on social media and onthe text. Well, we had
that Last Man Standing. What's thepettiest thing you've ever done? Some follow
up on that show, just callinghim about the segment for the Last Man's
Standing, And honestly, I'm withMenis and Sea Bass on this one,
like Andrew Tori or whatever, likeshe did it just to be a peer

(01:33:10):
bitch. Now, granted that ispetty and she definitely deserves to win,
but I feel the hate that Menusveils because I, like, I don't
even like this person. After hearingthat story, I'm like, Wow,
you just ruined her birthday plans justbecause you're just a bitch. Like,
man, kudos to you. Youwon the competition because you are a real

(01:33:31):
bitch. Anyway, He love youguys. For those of you who don't
know, didn't catch that segment.So we asked the question, what's the
pettiest thing you've ever done? Andthis woman she called up, she's a
manager in an office, and abunch of the other co workers and her,
they kind of got together because therewas one coworker, this other lady

(01:33:53):
who was like, all geeked up, I guess about her birthday. So
this adult woman who's all geeked upabout her birthday and getting day off for
her birthday, she's going to requestthe day off. And then this woman
had everybody, everybody else in theoffice request that same day who had seniority
over her, and so she couldn'tget her birthday off and oh my god,
Greg, she had to go towork on her birthday. And the

(01:34:13):
only the only reason that she justfelt like she didn't deserve it. Yeah,
not that there was that. Itwasn't like you get back. Yeah,
that's that's that's just weird. Yeah, I'm not saying it's not bitchy.
But again, it is a terribleperson. But man, Morgan,
who you would think would agree withthis chick, is deem want to take
the chick's information because she thought shesucked too, super bitch, I hope,

(01:34:36):
Yeah, yeah, but again,I'm not arguing that it wasn't super
bitchy, but at the same timethat is super petty. It could be
petty and bitchy, it's not inthe spirit of the competition. That was
kind of petty, very petty.I loved it. Yeah, right,
all right, leave us an afterhours voicemail eight seven seven forty that's eight
seven seven forty four. Woody isnerding out with Ravy from I Range Monday

(01:35:04):
Morning. What's nerd out about today? Pretty quiet week ND at the box
office, which is usually feasting overThanksgiving, but not quite the case this
year, as the movie I Wentto see The Hunger Games Ballad of Songbirds
and Snakes was number one for thefive day holiday, taken in forty two
million. Performing better than expected wasNapoleon, which brought in thirty two million.

(01:35:25):
The box office struggle continues for Disney, with the animated Wish not doing
as well as people thought it wasgonna do. It was tracking between forty
five and fifty five million, endedup making just over thirty one million.
The audience scores on Rotten Tomatoes notgood for Napoleon has a sixty one percent.
From critics a fifty nine percent fromthe audience keeps seeing the word boring

(01:35:45):
pop up lount and it has aruntime of two hours and forty minutes.
Meanwhile, Wish has a critics scoreof fifty percent, but an eighty one
percent from the audience. Ballad ofSongbirds and Snakes also at two point forty,
but has a ninety percent from theaudience. I thought it was pretty
good, but it did not needto be that long. Every other movie
staying away from Renaissance A film byBeyonce That's her Concert Movie, which opens

(01:36:09):
this weekend. Taylor Swiss Concert Moviehas taken in over one hundred and seventy
five million in domestic box office twohundred and forty eight worldwide. Now I
go see movies at my local AMCtheater where they're still running that Nicole Kidman
ad before movies, which was donein the wake of COVID and sometimes people
ironically applauded, but it's been viralfor a few years with some people dressing

(01:36:30):
up as Nicole for Halloween and nowher husband Keith Rbitt was on Chris Angels
podcast talking about it, saying,neither here Nicole thought in a million years
it was going to blow up andbecome this big cultural thing. He said.
She did it because she loves movies. We love movies and it was
hard times for theaters. So AMCasked her if she do an AMC commercial,
and it was a no brainer forher to be part of that.
I'm Rabia And for more nerd stuff, check out the nerd Ad podcast at

(01:36:53):
the Woody Show dot com. NerdRight, thank you very much, Rabels,
you gotta do. We've got somemore Woodies show coming up for you.
Next, hang on Siddy. Nextin Sensitivity Training for a Politically Correct
World, The WITI Show, IDon't care about your feelings? All right?
Well, wrapping up the first dayback after the long holiday weekend.

(01:37:18):
Yeah, it's Monday in the books. Can find it on the podcast page
just go to the Woodieshow dot com. On today's podcast, we have the
redneck news playoffs continue uh, thetrending news headlines of course, and we
started the brainstorming for the next Morganlook of the Draw challenge. All right,
So get your suggestions in between nowand I would say, like Wednesday,

(01:37:43):
make sure you have them in bythen. Then we'll narrow it down
later on the week and then beforethe week is out, we'll figure out
exactly what she's gonna be doing forthe big payoff. But any ideas that
you got, you can hit usup on the after hours voicemail eight seven
seven four with an email email atthe Woodieshow dot com or on any of
the social media your platforms at theWoody Show to Braby Mena Sea Bass,
Sammy, anything you like to add, you know, Greg Gory parting words

(01:38:06):
of wisdom please, Yeah, thebest way to handle awful people is to
not be one of them. Goodone, Greg, The only thing you
can do about it. Also,I hope it didn't catch you off guard.
We'll keep it a nice and shorttoday. No, very unmotivated on
this. When is Greg not prepared? He's always prepared, but you know

(01:38:27):
I was half prepared. I'm tired, all right. Thank you very much,
Greg Gory, Thank you so muchfor giving the Woody Show some of
your valuable time this morning. Youknow we love it to appreciate you.
That the rest of you guys cansuck it. We will catch you back
here on Tuesday. Have a greatday. S MD double M quit.
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