The Woody Show November 28th 2023 Podcast

Redneck News, News Headlines, Why That Be Trending & More!

Episode Transcript

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Insensitivity Training class is now in session. Hey, good morning everybody. Today

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is Tuesday. It is November thetwenty eighth, twenty twenty three. Hello,
welcome, We are the Woody Show. Yeah, I'm Boddy. That's
Ramy. There's Greg Gory, HiManes, good morning to you. Good
boring Woody. There's a sea bass. Yeah, we got Sammy. Here's
Barton Caroline, the Woody Show productiondepartment doing their thing. Morgan's here,
Vaughn's here. Phones are open ateight seven seven forty four. Woody.

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That's eight seven seven forty four.Woody gets up with the text over to
two two ninety seven. Is,of course on all the social media platforms
at the Woody Show coming up foryou today. We're gonna have the redneck
news playoffs continue and all the trendingnews headlines. But also Menace is gonna
be telling us why that be trending? Why? Yeah, So you may

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see things that are that are trendingand go like, man, I wonder
whether that's all going on there?So without even having to click on it.
Menace is here for you, ThankGod. Yeah, so we got
that. We got nerd out.Anything else that you need, you can
call in, text in, bepart of things that way. You know
what I'm saying, Filia, Yeah, what's up? Bruh, bruh,
you're still your son? Legit saysthat constantly to you. Dude, broh

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to his mom My, dad andstepmom are here. So his grandparents they
bruh, bro every time somebody saysbruh to his grandma. Yeah, his
grandma told you. There's a Tshirt I seened. It says mom,
mother, mommy, bruh. She'saddressed. And he realizes that he says
it too much. It's just likeone of those things that you just say,

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like get it used to be likeno that that went away a long
time ago. I see it oncein a while out in the wild.
I told Sea Bass what last weekor the week before, I said,
I knew I saw this thing aboutsome of the other new terminology. Yeah,
and uh, I finally found itisn't there somewhere Because I was going
to bring this home and I wasgoing to see how many of these things

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he knew okay, but one's calledmenty bee. That's if you're having a
mental breakdown, mental mental breakdown.So like, dude, I haven't had
like three mentibs this month. Havekind of I don't hate that because it's
you don't now if you use it, if you use it all the time,
Like, if you using it ironically, I think it's fun. But
if you're using it, like ifyou're using feel like it trivializes something that

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could be pretty serious, right,Why that's why I like it When it's
because it's funny, Because that's that'swhy I love it. Yeah. See,
if you're using it that way,I approve of it. If you're
using it like legitimately, I wouldsay you're an R word. Oh no,
it's pretty sus you know what I'msaying. It just shows you how
sas young people are with menty bstuff. Oh yeah, it's very it's

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yeah, it's even got a slangtrend. Yeah. Uh, d Lulu,
So it's like delusional, Yeah dumb, he smiled at me. He
likes he must like me. Ohyou're being d Lulu. Are these like
new terms with like girls this?Well it's gen z Okay, So these
are the gen Z slang terms.These are the ones that are like being

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used more and more here recently,like some other ones that we've already known
about are on the like sleigh stillon there, sus is on their slay.
I know a girl play all thetime, and it's like y dupe
is on there s no like duplicate. So though this target purse is a
Gucci up, that's fine to serve, Okay. So like we've heard a

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bunch of different things like uh,you know for these kind of things like
it's to look good like drip.I mean, she's serving in those shoes.
You just got served, you've gotalready misusing services. She's serving in
those shoes. That's a drag queenterminology, which so much of this is

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from like uh serving, like,oh look at her, she's and it's
a guy dressed as a woman.He's serving up Marilyn Monroe. Realness,
that's that's a drag. So whatyou're wearing is what you're serving. See
and then the straight women get it, yeah, and then they and then
they ruin it the slang right liketea was drag queen, what about it's

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giving? This might fit under thattoo. It's giving, like giving means
to emulate, like like her redlipstick is giving Taylor Swift, I have
not heard that. Yeah, no, but you always say vibes giving me.
Well, let's see if that's whatyou said. Because you're old white.
Oh yeah, people have pulled theball. Yeah forty something Irish because

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they and and British. They wellthey extra abbreviated right away. Yeah,
is on the list to like charismalike Pete Davidson, he must have riz.
Now you're super old because it's allabout Matt Rife now, well yeah,

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Pete Davidson's yeah, he's he's anold as man dude. Okay,
my bad, My bad, bro. Yeah. Uh, cringe is still
big, Like I'm trying to thinkof the things that he says still like
bruh, cringe, cringe using busting. Oh yeah, there's so much cas

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no cap stop the cap gram.I still see a lot of cab on
that. Yeah, but it's justa cap emoji. The other thing I
wanted to talk about, So,do you guys see the story about this
three year world cruise that was supposedto happen? Yes, yeah, it's
the Fire Festival a cruise. Itreally is truly I have so many questions
for the people who signed up forthis. So this three year world cruise,

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it was canceled less than two weeksbefore it was scheduled to set sail.
Oh, they were calling it Lifeat Sea Cruise. They announced it
back in March. I was goingto cover about one hundred and thirty thousand
miles, three hundred and seventy fiveports, one hundred and thirty five countries,
and it would cost twenty nine thousand, nine ninety nine dollars per year.

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And it was set to leave fromAmsterdam on November thirtieth, but on
the seventeenth, passengers informed the wholething was canceled. The company said it
would issue refunds, but in monthlyinstallments. Oh great, beginning in mid
December and lasting in till late February. They're not get enough signumps. But
here's the thing. One, No, the ship apparently, yeah, but

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I'm saying the ship itself, ifthey were supposed to be on like like
not even done. Yeah, likethe ships ready, The ship's not ready.
It was year to about thirty grandperiod thirty a year. That's thirty
grand a year, pretty good.So yeah, ninety thousand bucks. We
gotta get you know, crews,all your food, all your food.
Yeah. By number one, thinglike I want to go to the doctor

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or the dentist. How's that happening? Screwed? Don't they have a Maybe
they have an on board a doctor, but a lot of people would have
been helicopter emergencies. Maybe they havea helipad on that. Maybe they did,
but they don't. So this thisone woman had sold her apartment,
all her furniture, her clothes,and TV just to pay for this.
This is her retirement cruise. Ohgod, yeah, and so she's out

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and now I'm homeless. What ifyou just don't like it right exactly away,
I'd survive three years on a cruiseship. I could barely do two
weeks. I would do that issuedone two weeks. I've been on a
two week cruise a couple of times, and that's too long. Yeah.
See, I've been as long asa week, like a seven night cruise,

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and I thought to myself, like, man, another few days would
be great. Like if they dolike a ten day cruise cruises, I
think that would be perfect. Thosewell, you have to go to the
Mediterraneans. You would do three tofive night cruises are not long enough because
then by the time you settle andit's already times on boarding off boarding with
those right, it takes a wholehour. Yeah, the seven nights like
good, But I could still gofor another three or four. I thought

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about, like maybe trying like atwo week cruise. It's long, right,
It feels longer if you're on aninside cabin versus if you have a
window and a balcony. But howmuch time are you spending in the week?
Would be too long on an insidecabin? Yeah, I'd be so
close. I just did four dayson the inside for the Birch. Your

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cruise rophobic? Well, yeah,you're not staying in your room? You
go, I'm getting you don't understand. There. You go to the gym,
you go up to the top tothe gym, you go to the
bar and get wasted, black out, drunk. Just do that every day
for sixteen hours. Why did youthink you just sit in your room the
whole time? I guess I'm reallyconfused about cruising. Yeah, how worky,

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hoody, hoody, hoody show.It's another new hour insensitivity training pre
politically correct world. It's Tuesday,morning. It is November the twenty eighth,

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twenty twenty three. Hello, what'sgood with you? Point? We
are at the Woody Show, andmy name's Woody. That's Ravy. Good
morning, got Gregory Hardwood. Menaceis here? What is that? Woody?
There's a s You've got Sammy boardshere, Caroline's here. Morgan Vaughn
phones opened for you to be apart of the show at eight seven seven
for what I'd say, seven sevenforty four what a You can hit some

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of the text over to two twonine eight seven. We'll get to some
of the trending news headlines for you. This hour got the redneck news playoffs
which continue playoffs. And it's thebad neighbor bracket. Oh all right,
and I dude, the same neighborsthat drive me crazy. I have another
another complaint about the same bad neighborsare the ones that have built the illegal

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apartments in the garage. Yeah,people living there, they park like sticking
out into the streets. So theytake up their entire driveway with cars.
And there's so many people living there, but you never contact. Oh we
have, I have. The otherneighbors have and they do nothing. They
do nothing. How annoying. Yeah, and so like the vehicles will take

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up all the driveway and then they'llpark two more behind that that stick out
into the street. Like about howway, that's crazy. So people we're
trying to get in and out oftheir own driveways or get down the street
or whatever, like they just can'tdo it. And people have meant that
a thousand times. Are the onethat parking in front of the mailboxes,
can't even get your mail, andthe poor post guy keeps leaving the note

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on the car saying, hey,please don't park here between this hour and
this hour so you can deliver themail. And they've stopped delivering mail a
couple of different occasions. Were allthe neighbors which, by the way,
this particular house they're mailbox, notin this cluster of mailboxes, so it
doesn't affect them. They don't care. Yeah, I thought you lived in
a nice neighborhood. I do,but that was like buddy hood to have

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it like going all the way intothe street. It does in the park.
I don't care what kind of neighborhoodyou live in. There's always one
neighbor. What if you like rallyeverybody to not pay the hoa. Yeah,
yeah, that would definitely work,even if you got everybody on our
street, like the number of housesthat make up this hoa, it's insane.
They wouldn't even care. Geez,but what had they done? Now?

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The newest thing is they put theirChristmas decorations out, which is fine,
okay, sure, great stuff inthe yard. But there's this one
big tall nutcracker looking thing that playsmusic twenty four to seven nutcracker music that's
not dun dun dun dun dun dundun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun
dun dun dun duno. Anytime youopen a door, you crack a window,

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whatever, all you hear a fanthat loud, dude, it's got
a volume knob on the back.So what I did last year they had
the story it's all the way up. So the other day because my son
was like, I can hear itwhen I'm going to bed because his room,
the windows for his room face like, you look right outside his window,
there's the stupid those right. SoI went over there and I turned

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it down about three quarters the way. You can still hear it if you're
walking by, right, you wouldlook and go oh, and you would
still hear it. I didn't turnit all the way off, I didn't
cut the cord. I didn't doingthat kind of stuff. You didn't stab
it. No, but it's ontwenty four to seven, and the very
next day when I walked outside fullas again, dun dun, dun,
dun dun. Did not bother them, dude, because they're white trash idiots.

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They're white. I hate them somuch. Battle of the Knob.
Yeah, I thought about sending atext to the woman who lives there.
I was like, you know,Diane, your dead mother wouldn't appreciate you
treating the neighbors this way. Youhave their number, yeah, yeah,
all the neighbors. Oh no,these people were on bar rescue. I
told you right, yes, theyown this bar. They end up on
bar rescue because they can't do anythingproperly, right, you know, and

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then they end up blues business.I'm convinced the only way they're keeping their
house is by they have these uhyou know, exchange students come in and
they get a certain amount of moneyfor hosting the exchange students, and I
think that's the only way they're floatingtheir mortgage. There's such white trash utias.
There's one nice guy that lives there, and it's the main dude.
I think he's the husband of thethis Diane chick. But dude, they
suck. Everybody on our street hatesthem. I hate him. I hate

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him, I hate him. Ihate him. That's such dicks. Have
you considered getting dramatic and calling thepolice and saying this is a five?
I would know. I would nevercall the police the garage apartment like that.
I would fire hazard. And they'reparking. They can get tickets for
being halfway out into the sidewalk.Yeah, I definitely that is illegal the
parking authority. It sounds like you'reblocking the sidewalk. Call the parking in

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the regular I wouldn't. Yeah,I'm not doing that. I would well,
I mean you can just go onbeing frustrated. Well, no,
I know, and I would ho A. But after all this time,
the house has been like where itgets listed as being in foreclosure,
I don't know, six or eighttimes just since we've moved in a couple
of doors down and one of thesedays I hope it takes I hope to

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find all their stuff out on thefront lawn at some point, all of
it, all of it, youand your ten exchange students, and you're
not actually call the authorities, whichI would have done long ago as soon
as those garage apartments popped up.God, maybe that's what I'll do.

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Maybe I'll say, hey, uh, you know, I'm pretty sure those
garage apartments aren't legal, but youtake the stupid thing down. How about
you stop parking the street otherwise I'llcall the county. Sure, exactly,
threaten money. I can threaten them, right, Yeah, it won't start.
What do you care if they hateyou? I don't. Well,

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that's what i'm saying, start doingsomething. I'm with Woody. I'm not
calling the police on anybody, butwell, that's why society is devaulted,
you know what I'm saying. Yeah, you know, I'm not caring like
that, but I would. Ithought you did call the police recently.
Me. Didn't you see something doingsomething with garbage cans or something like that?
You know, not garbage cans?People were somebody had a master key
for the mailbox, right, andthen there were everybody. Yeah. Sure,

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So the last story I remember Menacecalling the police over was, uh,
the guy when he saw the deadguy in the car outside the pharmacy,
that's okay to call the cops.I would be creative and I would,
you know, put a letter inthe neighbors thing. I don't want
any confrontation like back and forth becausethat would suck for my every day I

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agree, but the police, Yeah, that's my wife's thing. But I
would just put a letter in there, like, look, dog, I
know about these illegal things, butwhen it comes to good cop, bad
cop in these situations, I don'tcare what he doesn't care. I don't
need to be friends of these people. See him Like my wife would be
uncomfortable, Like after there'd be aconfrontation, she'd be uncomfortable seeing them.
I'd be the guy like the verynext day after mother fing them and everything

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else and calling her the sea wheregoing like hey, guys, like I
don't care what. I don't wantto I don't want to see anybody.
I don't want to hear anybody.Yeah, I hate him, I hate
him so much. Well, Ilike the one guy. His name is
Robert. He's a nice guy.Rob Well take him down anyway. He's
he's a super nice guy. Idon't know how he puts up with anybody
else in that house. You know, it is the house of misfit toys.
Are they the ones with that louddog? Oh? They have yeah?

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Oh my, the two dogs,right dude. It's so the daughter,
who I'm not even sure lives there, she keeps her dogs there because
she can't have these giant dogs.I mean they're like what do they call
those bull masted? Oh, theyhave two of those, And so when
the one gets going, it getsthe other one going, and so I
have to record it. Could youhear? Like and it's like it permeates

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any window, any door that youhave closed in the house. You could
be on the back side of thehouse and you hear all that and then
you walk outside to see what's goingon. As I did not change their
names to protect their identities. Yeah, Diane, Diane Sea word is everybody

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else's neighbors because oh and she's achiropractor, so you know she's phony.
Yeah. Yeah, I all myneighbors are cool. It's pretty quiet neighborhood.
I love all my neighbors. Yeah, I know beef, Oh yeah,
I do have. I did havebeef with the house on the corner
because they kept blowing their trash rightinto the street. Oh yeah, he's

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stopped doing that, but now youshould see his yard. I'm like,
I don't know what's worse, theyard or all this crap out in the
street. You told them, Idid. You told him blowing every yard
is so disgusting. Everybody's got thathouse. It doesn't matter what neighborhood you're
in. Everybody's got that at leastone. At least one neighbor. Well,
great, you have that neighbor thathas like fifteen cars, right,

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is that the one you beef with? No. Luckily they're further up the
street. And if I was thatneighbor, i'd be bummed about that because
he has a car service and hehas so many cars. But luckily it's
further away. But my issue iswith my direct next door neighbor. Garbage
day is Thursday. They take outthe garbage Tuesday morning, a right,
leave their garbage cans out till Saturday, potentially four days out of the week,

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the garbage cans for five days.There's garbage. It is weird.
And then when they finally bring themin, there's garbage that has fallen out,
little bags, wrappers, tops ofcups all over the street in front
of their house. They see it, and then what happens. I go
clean it up every week because Idon't want to look at it. Oh,

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you know, it'd be one thingof like, man, maybe it's
us. Maybe we're just a littletoo sensitive to stuff. Everybody hates them,
like everybody thinks they're just got torally. Everybody, have a meeting,
have a committee. We got theredneck news playoffs. It's all the
bad neighbor neighbors wins. By theway, yesterday the winner from the well

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really the meth bracket was the storyGomer Sanderson and Tennessee who ended up in
jail after his girlfriend ate that saladthat he had secretly sprinkled with the meth.
That was the winter that moves onto the semi final around now today,
listen to the four nominees and thenyou're gonna text your vote over to
two two nine eighty seven. Whichone you think goes into the semi final
around the bad neighbor bracket and thefirst one about some drama that's been happening

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at this apartment complex. Now thisis over a six month period. Somebody
had been on the regular barfing offtheir balcony onto the neighbor's patio below.
So there were multiple notes that wereposted in the lobby asking whoever was doing
that to stop, one saying,quote, why is it so hard for
whoever is vomiting over the side oftheir balcony to simply not do that?

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Good question, Your vomit is landingon the furniture clothes that are out there
drying everyone else below you. Youseem to have uncontrollable urges to vomit whenever
you were on your balcony, Somaybe stay off the balcony or keep a
bucket on the balcony so you canvomit into that instead. We can see
where the vomit starts, so wecan easily work out which unit is responsible.

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Don't think you are somehow anonymous,please just stop it. Well after
that one, whoever was took theadvice of getting a bucket, which they
filled and then dumped over the side. The building management talked to the guy
and told him that if it continued, he would be tossed out, which
eventually, I guess is what happened. Good. Yeah, so that's notminny
number one here in the bad Namebracket nominee number two. This is from

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Kingsland, Texas, where this oneneighbor's pet pigs kept getting loose, oh
yeah, and ended up attacking thischick and her family. My grandma is
being packed by a gundumb pig,now a pig. My daughter got hurt
out here, and then he barreledthrough. My mom wrestled with him at

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the doorway, tried to him tocome in. He barreled on through,
got a hold of my dad.My mom tried to lay on top of
them to crunch them down to thecops got here, and he overpowered her
and got on top of her,and he had hers flattened like an accordion.
I'm standing inside my parents's house witha hammer and and I'm trying to
defend myself and defend my family.My whole family scared. They feel like

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their prisoners in their own home.They can't go nowhere, and so according
to the report, this pig isover three hundred pounds, black and white,
spotted, foaming at the mouth.Not just the one time thing.
The pig got loose several times andwould show up at their house and go
after everyone, her daughter, herboyfriend, her disabled parents, as you
heard, so they called animal control. The pig ran off after being shot

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with a pepper ball, and onone of those other occasions, the owner
came by looking for the pig and, according to the report, threatened the
woman's parents if they shot at thepig. Yeah, and what was all
said and done. There were somebumps and bruises, and the pig is
back home with the owner, whothe cops say has secured the pig's enclosure,
but no charges filed, which theneighbor's pissed about. I bet yeah.

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That's nomine number two in the badneighbor bracket, Noming number three from
Pulaski County, Arkansas, where thiswoman, Erica Craig, has been having
a problem with one of her neighborswho has been pooping in buckets or like
the five gallon home depot kind,just pooping in them. They've been taking
their faces in buckets and dumping itat the back of their property and then

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across the street at another person's property. They've been dumbed in on their property
too, and they've been doing thisnow for about three years. Everybody around
them have sold their houses, whichearly and the ones that are still left
here to just kind of just tosit and suffer. Yeah. So,
not only does it stink, shesays, when the wind blows, it's
awful. You can't even sit outside, you can't even sit with the door

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open because the smell just consumes thehouse. Also, the poop washes into
her yard when it rains. Ah, she says. They've been doing this
now for about three years, andat one point they had haulowed out a
porta potty and they was letting itwash down into the ditches. So Erica
is trying to go all through theproper channels, but so far nobody's done
anything about it. She even calledthe local news. They reached out to

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the county officials but were told theydon't have the authority when it comes to
sewage matters. Oh, so shegot referred again now to the Arkansas Department
of Health, got told to contacta state plumbing inspector. Nobody from that
office got back. It's just amess literally and figured it over me.
That's a nomine number three in thebad neighbor bracket. And finally nominee number

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four from Kiske Township, Pennsylvania,where a man opened his door and saw
six foot alligator on his front porch. He called for help, and that's
when they figured out that the littlefellow belonged to one of the neighbors,
this guy named Dominic Kyward, whoit turns out had another nine gators at
his house. He was arrested forimproper sale and transportation of animals and all

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the gators were rescued by the PennsylvaniaFish and Boat Commission. The neighbors knew
about Dominic, and they figured itwas just a matter of time before they
got loose because they didn't exactly keepup the place, you know. I
how's no one calling the cops ondiscuid According to the police, the gators
enclosure was filthy broken and they wereclimbing all over the residents. One of
them had its mouth tape shut.The largest of the gators has found this

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one nut named Thor. He washuge, and Dominic just let him have
free range of the house. Gotout Thor, FYI this is this is
no state permit required to keep gatorskind of place. The state does not
require any kind of regulation of reptiles. Oh, I think that bill is
coming before and that's just fine withone of the other neighbors who told the
news quote, we moved to country, to the country to live in the

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country. We don't need any morerules and regulations here. At last check,
Dominic was locked up at the ArmstrongCounty Jail on a parole violation.
That is nominee number four. Andthose are your nominees here in this playoff
for out of the redneck news storyof the year playoffs. They didn't kill
those gators. Gaters just being gaiters. Yeah, it's not their fault,

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they're just gayden So. Text thenumber one for the dude who was evicted
from his apartment building for repeatedly pukingoff the balcony all over his neighbor's stuff.
Text the number two for the storyin Texas where some dudes pet pig
kept getting loose and terrorizing in theneighborhood. Text number three for the one
from Arkansas, the woman who's beenfighting with some neighbors who have been pooping
in buckets and dumping it and stinkingup the neighborhood. And then nomine number

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four the dude in western Pennsylvania whohad one of his pet alligators get loose
in the neighborhood. While nine otherswere back crawling all over his house.
So one, two, three,or four? Who moves on into a
semi final round here of the redneck news story of the year playoffs.
We're going to take a quick break. Got some more wood, he showed.
Next hangof this The Woody Show,Dan greg Gory is here to tell

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us what's going on the trending newsheadlines. Well, on Sunday, this
was in Burlington, Vermont. ThreePalestinian college students were just walking down the
street. They were speaking Arabic headingto a family dinner, when out of
the blue, this forty eight yearold man whipped out a gun and shot
all of them, two head shotsto their abdomens. The other was shot
in the legs. So far,the charges against this guy are three counts

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of second degree attempted murder. Hewas in court yesterday pleaded not guilty.
Officials are saying it might be ahate crime, so now they are investigating
case. I should have heard someof the people talking about this. This
is the definition of a hate Ifthat's not a hate crime, then what
is but some of the other stuffthat they again, this goes back to
uh, I forget what we're talkingabout recently. But I'm like, this

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is exactly what this is. Oh, I know we're talking about we're talking
about those kids that the group ofkids, black kids who beat up that
one white kid in Vegas overheadphones,right overheadphone whatever that was beat him to
death. And well, you know, we're like, if that's not I
mean, if it was the otherway around, group of white kids and
they beat up and killed a blackkid, that would instantly be labeled to

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hate crime. This makes clear sensethat this is a fact that they're investigating.
Like, oh, they're walking downthe street, they're speaking Arabic,
they had like the scars, theI forget the name of the scarf,
it's you know, it's pretty kindof it's a Palestinian whatever traditional scarf.
Forget what it's called. Apologies,but yeah, what do you mean might

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be it's like when that guy shotup all the places in Maine, right
they go, the alleged shooter,They had a picture of him with the
guns on the lobby of the BowlingAlley shooter. That is the guy,
the guy alleged the alleged shooter.No, no, that's that's definitely the
guy. He's got a gun andhe's shooting. It's on video exactly.

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God. Stephen Colbert canceled the LateShow this week, and it's because he's
got something in common with Ravy.We have recovering from surgery from a rupture
to appendix. At least mine didn'trupture. That's got to be so much
more painful because now poison is pouringout into your body. He posted that
he was grateful to his doctors andthat going forward, all emails to his
appendix will be handled by his pancreas. Funny, what uh, what was

(28:33):
yours? If it wasn't ruptured?Just inflame? It was inflamed, and
it was it was very hurt.Your appendix is the size of your kinky
huh, and so when it getsinflamed, it was more like almost the
size of a hot dog. Ohwow, So that's insane. But the
pain was like nothing I'd ever feltbefore. I wonder because sharp? Is
it super sharp? Just incapacitating.I live half a mile from the hospital

(29:00):
and knew that I couldn't even drivethere. I hadn't call it ambulance for
a half mile ride. I believeit. Yeah, you know, I
wonder what makes it inflame? It'sfull of duty, right, And no,
that's just how. It's just amystery why because your appendix doesn't do
anything right. The only time you'reaware of it, it goes back.

(29:22):
But how did duty get in there? I don't know, but that's why
I always heard it has nothing todo that duty gets up in the appendix.
Don't take that playground and stuff isI don't. I don't know why
by idiots guys who had killed misterRogers. Right, he had bon Jovi
semen in the stomach's right and tattoosleeves. They had the pump his stomach.

(29:48):
I have a friend who was snowboardingand he fell and landed on his
own fist right, it about chestheight, and he was feeling woozy for
a while, and then about halfan hour later he was on the brink
of passing out his He had punchedhis own appendix and it ruptured. And
they said, like, wow,you were pretty close to death because he
didn't even know it ruptures. It'spoisoning. Yeah, it's nuts. Also,

(30:11):
the family of disgraced former cup DerekChauvin says they are still completely in
the dark about his stabbing in prison. They don't know how it happened,
who did it, or what ledup to it. Yeah, I'm sure
a lot of people are willing totalk about that. Yeah. What they
do know Bill all the details aftera prison official called Derek Chauvin's dad is
that he is in stable condition andthat they were all told that. The

(30:32):
family lawyer says, the whole situationis just frustrating. They're all still getting
their updates, not from the prisonbut from watching the news like everybody else.
I'm sure the prison doesn't want tosay anything because he's probably around some
people that he wasn't supposed to bearound. And that's what the lawyer says.
They're blaming the prison because they saidthat Derek Chauvin shouldn't have been stabbed
in the first place, since he'sa high profile prisoner, should have been
kept away from others. My favoritecomment that we got on the text when

(30:55):
we first covered the story of havingbeen stabbed. So he said, Okay,
but is the knife? Okay,how's the knife? Yeah? All
right, that's what is the knife? Okay, let us know about the
knife. Uh. If you followbasketball closely, maybe you've heard of Josh
Giddy. He's a guard for theOklahoma City Thunder, twenty one years old.
He's from Australia, by the way, Well right now, yeah,

(31:17):
not good. Now He's got thisforty million dollars sponsorship deal with the cereal
called Wheat Mix, and he mightlose that endorsement because there are allegations that
he had an inappropriate relationship with anunderage girl. But that's all it is
so far, just allegations. Giddyno comment, head coach of the Thunder.
No comment. Yeah, who wasasked in a press conference about it.
Yeah, he said no comment,And that's all I will say.

(31:40):
I would say straight up, likein that moment, it's not true.
Everybody says that though, what whatwhat? Well? Why would you say
no comment? Well, Josh Giddy, I think said more. He said,
I understand your questions, and Iunderstand you want clarification. You're told
to shut up. Yeah, butI'm not going to say any more than
that. The coach of the thumbUnder, he was the one that just
said no comment. And that's allI will say. People, if you

(32:05):
ask continuously, you know, everytime a company tells you to like shut
up, don't say anything. Acompany, it's a lawyer, no,
a lawyer, whatever, they youalways end up getting fired and losing everything
anyways, And if you're truly innocent, you should just say something. I
kind of feel what was I saying. I heard that quote that I really
liked. Lies take the elevator,the truth takes the stairs. So if

(32:28):
you really believe that you are innocent, there's no purpose in rushing out there
like cause you will be the investigationplayoff. You will be allowed an opportunity
to speak for yourself and to haveeverything prepared so you can go boom boom.
But there's been a number of timespeople go, oh, yeah,
really and they have all the receiptsand they eventually just go boot boo boo
after everything kind of gets worked outin the court of public opinion, when

(32:49):
you have forty million dollars on theline, like all that stuff ends up
going away, and then find outa year later that you are innocent.
Right, It sucks if people findout at all, that's the part that
sucks. I don't if speaking outimmediately helps you at all. And he's
a young guy too, he's onlytwenty one. Really, look at that
punt god, right, you knowthey kid, they called punt God.

(33:10):
Yeah, that turned out to allbe garbage. The guy's still not on
an NFL team. No, butbecause he's still involved in a civil suit
that's still going Yeah. But eventhough they proved or whatever. Right,
I mean this dude, twenty oneyear old guy involved with a minor.
He could have been like eighteen atthe or nineteen and this person was seventeen
seventeen, right, Like, that'sthe stuff you don't know. But that's

(33:34):
the kind of stuff that will thatwill come out. I mean either anything
wheat bix is going away. Yeah, you getting out there right away and
going I didn't do it is notgoing to save your wheat picks steal yeah
wex. What is weet is thatkind of sounds like as some Australian Australian
cereal. Yeah, is that they'refrosted many weeks of Australia. I think
it's it's our wheatiest because they haveall sorts of wheat athletes who endorse them.

(33:57):
That makes sense wheat picks. Yeah, and then Merriam Webster the Dictionary
people, they throw awesome parties bythe way, right they have been.
They just announced the word of theYear for twenty twenty three. This is
so out of left field. It'sauthentic. That's the word of the year.
Authentic. Why they say that lookupsof the word authentic are way up

(34:21):
that at a time where AI isdominating everything, right, authentic is the
word? Why people are looking itup? Yeah? Yeah, exactly.
That's kind of the argument that twentytwenty three, this is a year of
crisis of authenticity, and we valueauthentic things and authentic people more and more.
But I don't think people are lookingit up exactly, And that's the

(34:42):
issue I have it. Well,maybe it's not that people are looking it
up. Maybe it's just a wordthat fits the year. The most is
that what do they say is thecriteria for word of the year? Lookups
gets used a lot, is inpop culture a lot. And that's why
I think this shouldn't be the wordof the year. Even if we have
a need for authenticity, doesn't makeit the word of the year. Bruh,
Like exactly, so some of therunners up this year he got when

(35:06):
you went an Emmy Grammys, exactly, Riz, That's okay, that's one
of the exactly. By the way, my son last night used one that
I hadn't heard yet. What thebruh? What? What the what the
hell? So now BR's making itinto other like in place of other words
with the bruh, the like mywife made dinner last night. He goes,

(35:30):
what the br is this? Itwas like some chicken and like orzo
thing, what the bro my motherdinner? Like, what is this?
I never used slang around my parents. I still don't even swear in from
my parents neither. Another runner up, kibbutz. I see a lot of

(35:55):
people looking that up. I lookedat him to implosion because of the sub
that imploded on the way to theTitanic. Okay, yeah, dead name.
Okay, though that seems like thatwas kind of a couple of years
ago, four years ago, andthen because of King Charles, coronation was
a runner up for word of theyear. But this year it's authentic and

(36:15):
I don't hear it. I don't. I can't imagine having to look that
up. But that's the word ofthe year, and that's what's happening.
Would on the on that basketball playerstory, This is the example I was
looking for to the Trevor Bauer story. The picture for the latter example,
Yeah, you know, two yearslater the truth finally came out that it
was consensual. But it's still allover right, And does it helps,

(36:38):
you know, playing baseball in Japan? And is he going to land back
in MLB? Yeah, probably not. That's why I argued that anybody who
makes up an allegation like that willuse the Trevor Bauer thing. This woman
makes up this allegation, Yeah,whatever the crime would be, like if
it was true, you should haveto do the sentence for so Like if
you say that somebody raped you,for example, and it turns out not

(37:00):
to be true, it's proven notto be true, whatever that person would
have gotten in his sentence for committingthat crime, you should have to serve.
So think twice, you know,before you go making up allegations on
people, like said, because itsucks people. The lives ruined, no
matter of whether it's true or not. Blows. But then on the opposite
end of that, I don't knowwho this basketball player is. He could

(37:22):
be guilty of sin. I haveno idea either, I have no idea.
But then on the opposite the endof that, I hate it when
documentaries or the news or somebody says, well, this killer behind bars has
maintained his innocence for twenty eight years. Okay, so he's sticking with the
lie. Yeah, make shawshank,hey man, what's you in for?
Didn't it right? Like maintaining yourinnocence means nothing? You went to Harvard

(37:45):
Way to go? Mother? Well, this pretty sun, I think one
of the most common questions I getasked when it comes to doing this job.
In fact, my dad, whenhe was just visiting, he said
to this too. He goes,don't you ever run out of stuff to

(38:05):
talk about? Ye? He's likeI would freak out, Like what if
you don't have anything to talk about? I'm like, dude, that never
happens, endless, It's never happenedonce, and it's thanks to people like
this. This guy in Oklahoma,his name is Jose Silverio. He was
at a convenience store. He wanteda beer, but one. It was
early on a Sunday morning, sothey weren't even legally allowed to sell beer
yet. Okay, not that itmatter because Jose didn't want to pay for

(38:29):
it, so he used the pipeto smash the doors of two coolers,
stole the beer, drove off.The employees called the cops. But he
got away. A few hours later, Jose crashes his SUV through the front
of a grocery store, and atthat point he kind of realized, Man,
I guess I'm done, so crackedopen a beer, shot up with
a few witnesses. Well, thepolice made their way over, and when

(38:51):
they got there, yeah yeah,when they got there, with any fight,
without any resistance, he just gothimself arrested there for fellony, vandalism,
larceny, and some other charts.And because of guys like Jose,
we always have something to talk about. How dumb are you? On The
Woodie Show. I'll bet you rightback. It's The Woody Show and we're

(39:16):
into another new hour of insensitivity trainingfor a politically correct world. Tuesday morning.
It's November the twenty eighth, twentytwenty three. I'm wing. That's
raving. There's Greg Gory Menace.Good morning, Good morning, Woody.
There's a sea bass. Yeah,we've got Sammy. The nightmare is over

(39:37):
for Menace. I guess you gotus Back on TikTok. We are back
on TikTok at the Woody Show.On TikTok, wasn't it on your birthday
list? It was to meet withthem, and I did less of their
offices and all talked about a coupleof things that we would like to do
with TikTok and finally got everything workedout and fixed on that. And then

(39:57):
once we get all that stuff outof the way, I got a talk
to him about cartnarks on TikTok,but I didn't want to come in hot.
Yeah, you know. I waslike, let's get the show stuff
out of the way and then wecan move on, and then I'll bring
up cart arks and have them nevertalk to me every It's funny because literally
every time I'm out cart narking,somebody will say, hey, you're the
guy from TikTok, and well,not really, yeah, because people just

(40:19):
put it on their account. Yeah, take the and then there's one fake
account that has like oh there's severallike a couple of official cart narks.
He starts the hashtag, there's fourhundred million results. Yeah, so everybody
else can post the videos. Butyou right, that's the way it works.
I think he just got attacked andthen and all it takes is one
people keep on yeah, yeah,flagging the account. Yeah China, you

(40:42):
know what I mean. And that'sleft China. Yeah, go to their
like corporate headquarters, right, andthen go dude, cart Narks just keep
saying that yeah cars, yeah,no guys cart Arks. No, it's
not one. It's not one,but it's a couple. And then if
you have, if you have tofind the wrong employee who is paying the
ass in the mud, No it'snot. You always think it's like some
employees, I've gotten a direct emailback man. No, but uh well

(41:07):
because they probably didn't want to lookinto it. But what happens is when
it gets taken down, it's justit's just an automated thing. Like people
think like, oh, there's someemployee who's like looking at every single countter,
So this is your demeanor that's goingto get in the way of this
seat. Do you want me todo this or not? Yeah, okay,
So it can be done because anytimea fake account of ours pops up

(41:30):
on Facebook, nobody can get Yeah, impossible, Thank you everybody who hips
this. Of those like we wedo try to let them know, like
hey, because a lot of timesit's like this is your chance to win
money, and they're they're trying toget exactly they're trying to scam our listeners
listens using our logo, our youknow everything exact pictures. Yes, and

(41:54):
it's completely phony. You got tomake sure it's on the official channels or
an official email because it's impossible toget these phony accounts taken down. Yeah,
I mean all my old Facebook contactsare gone. So if you know
something that works for Facebook, tellhim to reach out to us. But
you have to get a new one. Carton arcs on TikTok impossible, that's

(42:16):
immediately down. So the end ofthe drama for the what he showed TikTok.
It's also the end of an era. Mark Cubans leaving Shark Tank Who
Yeah, season fifteen is happening rightnow. He says he's going to stick
around until the end of season sixteen, but then after that he's done.
He just said his time, nokidding, Well, they filmed it so
far and event he's my favorite oneon there really. Yeah. I like

(42:38):
lady. I like lady barb Yes, Barbara, or who's the other one,
the blonde older lady? I likeolder lady. Who's the blonde woman?
I always forget her name. Idon't know you got Robert, Laurie
Barbara what about you wonderful I misterwonderful about Damon John. They just had

(43:00):
a mister Wonderful marathon. Oh theydid, Yeah, mister wonderful Shark tank
marathon. Yeah, he's fat.Episode. Really Oh I get into like,
I'll binge it. I'll watch itfor like three or four hours straight,
love it. That's what I dowhen I come across Undercover Boss.
Oh really still love I love thatwell. Mark Cuban. Mark Cuban was

(43:22):
not one of the original Sharks.He was a special guest Shark in season
two and then he's been on thereever since. It's not like he needs
the work. You guys want toguess his net worth? I hope it's
by like not bad for a kidfrom mal Lebanon, like three billion,
four billion by now six billion,I'm going to say billion, six point

(43:42):
two billion dollars. Wow, yeah, not bad? Yeah, good for
him. Wow. Could have beenyour dad, could have been my dad.
Maybe he graduated my mom's graduating classfrom malt Lebanon High School. She's
so yeah, yes. And wedid the interview with him at one point,
and we know we're talking about oldMount Lebanon stuff and blah blah,
Blah said, oh yeah, Isaid, you know my mom, uh

(44:06):
you know, once she became famousor whatever, she goes, how you
know this Mark Cuban guy go,yeah, of course, you know he
graduated from my class and she brokeout the yearbook and everything else. And
I'm like, whoa, so soI uh you know when when did the
interview with him? I said,oh yeah, I mean my mom grad
and he remembered my mom and hewas even able to cite a couple of
things that she had done because shewas involved in like the you know,

(44:27):
one of the color guard type ofthings that they do for you know,
the games. And then also shewas involved in the theater program and oh
yeah she was. He mentioned likesome one of the one of the shows
that she was in. Yea,and my mom doesn't believe it. I'm
like, ma, he said,he remembered me, and he referenced two
specific things. How would he youknow, yeah, how would he have
that information? Yeah? Pretty crazy? Like yeah, Mark Cuban could have

(44:50):
been my dad. That's pretty cool. Yeah, all right? Eight seven
seven forty four. Woodie hit usup with the text over to two two
ninety seven. We'll be right backwhat's seventy three four? Yeah, it's
hot right. Oh yeah. Iused to keep closer track on, you

(45:10):
know, the trending thing, butI feel like there's no I wish there
was just one. Here's what's trending, like an official list, like a
daily report. Yeah, because yougo to different websites, they'll say certain
things are trending or not even that, like even on you know, social
media, Like if I open upX right now and I clicked the little

(45:34):
magnifying glass and search thing. Yeah, like you have to choose for all
these different categories. I just wantto see overall everywhere, like what's the
biggest trending stuff? What's the biggestI feel like it used to be easier.
Remember when our company paid god knowshow much money to buy it a
service? Also true, yeah,and I said you gotta go to this
every day and it was all fourdays old. And also you could fake
the trending like where people don't actuallycare, but you have so many outlets

(46:00):
just pumping them yeah, posting atthe same time, which forces it.
So we have menaces, our socialmedia director, and you see a lot
of these things that you know,they do pop up a lot I would
just say it's trending because I keepseeing it pop up. That's that's what
I have happened a lot. Igo, oh, A lot of people
must be talking about this because somehowfinding its way through multiple sources into you

(46:22):
know, my feed. Yeah,and so medicin is here to clear up
some of that stuff and tell uswhy it be trending. Yeah. And
I look through you know, thecities where our listeners are and see what's
popping up there. And this onekeeps on popping up everywhere. And I
don't know if you saw it.Is that TI thing that's going on?
Now, there's a multiple there's multiplethings going on with TI. He performed
at the Falcons game, which peopleenjoyed. The rapper guy, Yeah,

(46:45):
and then t I and his wifeTiny, they gotten a little bit of
argument with their son. Is theTI guy? Is he the one that
was in the what was the Marvelmovies? Yeah? Man, oh yes,
yeah, he's part of the robbery. He has been a famous rapper
for over a decade. And hisson is King and his son is King,

(47:07):
and so the big fight is becauseKing goes around saying that you know,
he's from these streets and he hadthese struggles, and so he was
on Instagram. He was on anInstagram Live and he was trying to convince
the people that are watching his Instagramlive that he was, you know,
from the street, from the streets, and he went through all these struggles.

(47:27):
And first t I and Tiny weremaking fun of them and saying,
no, you weren't. You grewup in a mansion, dude, we're
like super rich the streets, likewe struggled to, you know, give
you this life. And then itwas playful at first, and then t
I ended up getting him in aheadlock on Instagram Live. So that's why
it keeps on popping O king isI think he's in his twenties, okay,

(47:52):
yeah, so nineteen twenty. It'sten year old. Ye. So
there's a ton of updates on thiskind of stuff that's happening online. So
that's why you keep on seeing thename t I. Moving on to another
story. Maybe this is a tI by the way, hate you nothing.

(48:19):
Yeah, and then he started arecord, I believe, so probably
he's has label money and another storymaybe Ravy. You've been keeping track of
this, but a lot of peoplenot happy with the Eagles versus forty nine
ers odds No in the bedding.Okay, I bet like Tony Romo,

(48:39):
people have been roasting him for hishorrible color in this game. So that's
what I've been seeing color commentary.Yeah, well, people don't like the
odds on it, like you basicallyif you put ten dollars down to get
like eleven bucks back. Yeah,people were like not happy with that.
But what I also saw as partof this, what I thought was funny

(49:00):
is that we were looking up isPhiladelphia state and there's enough people doing that
state, So I thought that wasa pretty little fun fact around that.
Also, there was something that actuallySammy brought up the other day, and
it was Joe Biden's Christmas decorations atthe White House. Oh yeah, and

(49:22):
that actually popped up in people lookingup and it does look like trash,
like Sammy s like trash, it'sso bad, horrible. This is from
the Christmas Apologies and it's because itlooks kind of Candyland like is the theme
that they went with, which ispopular this year, but not for the

(49:43):
White House. So I ended uplooking at it in I agree it is
low key trash. So my wifewas all upset about this, and I'm
so there was something because I didlook it up, so I guess there.
They had stockings for all the grandkidslast year over one of the mantle

(50:06):
and the fireplaces, right. Yeah. And then over the past year,
Biden's come out and has acknowledged thatone granddaughter that he just wouldn't acknowledge for
the longest time. I guess asa child of falling out his son Hunter.
It was like the strip or somethingnice. Yeah, Hunters. So
they for whatever reason, like theBidens wouldn't acknowledge this girl for the longest

(50:28):
time. Yeah, which no,no, no, the granddaughter woudn't acknowledge
that this is their granddaughter, whichsucks, man, Like, dude,
your grandfather's the president. That wouldsuck it, Dude. I'd be like,
oh, yeah, I want everybodyto know that. That'd be cool.
But anyway, so that has comeout over the past year that he's
acknowledged this girl as his granddaughter.But now this year, no more grandchildren

(50:50):
stockings over the fireplace. Oh,because they just don't want to put that
one stocking on there. That's whatmy god and my wife was just goes,
you know, that's so yeah,and I know every family's got their
drama and for whatever reason, butit's just a little bit more in the
spotlight of high profile. It's thepresident. But dude, when that suck,
Like you're this young girl and yourgrandfather is the president and you're like,
my grandfa is the president. No, it's not, and then people

(51:14):
are asking him about it. He'slike to describe these Christmas decorations the White
House. It's like a seventies TVshow. Yeah, oversize, weird,
like palette of colors, sort ofcartoons, stell and Cartoonah, see that
hideous Christmas tree. It's all weirdwith the giant stars on it. It's

(51:36):
oversized. It's like it's like alittle kid's sort of claymation or construction kind
of like will yeah, yeah,I don't a certain whimsy to it.
There's a bunch of different rooms,but yeah, it's just not done well.
You would think that the White Housewould have the best decorators, look
the best and everyone would be going, I want my house to look like

(51:58):
that, and I don't. No, it's bad. It's so much so
people are looking up the photos ofthat says we should cancel Christmas. Yeah,
it shouldn't look like Buddy the Elfdid it. I know it took
it? Is that style, yeah, like where he took over the department
store toy section. Now, anotherthing people are looking up is the broken
bag Lego set. Real. Now, if you don't know what a broken

(52:19):
bag is, it's probably like themost like high end perse they can get
minimum ten grand for one. Andthere was an AI photo of a Lego
set of a broken bag, andnow everyone's trying to figure out where you
can buy it and where it's available, but it's not real. Yeah,
there's one that was like a rolex. Yeah, so that keeps on popping

(52:40):
up and people want to buy themdesperately, but they're not real. Everybody's
just stop looking it up. Andby the way, t I was the
rapper that was going to the guyto college's deployments for his daughter to make
sure she was still a virgin eventhough she was like eighteen. We taught,
we talked about yeah, yeah,yeah, and that first came out
like people know who he was stillgoing to. Okay, guys, guys,

(53:01):
t I been famous twenty years.Yeah, yeah, I didn't know
he did that though. Okay,that's why I bring that up. Yeah,
I remember when we talked about that, it was like it would be
a little weird. So Doc,we stile good. Okay, yeah dog.
Maybe my grandma doesn't know who TIis, but General Public does,
all right. Also anohing cyber Monday. Target obviously is popping up in the

(53:21):
feeds. But another thing people werelooking up is what are the work benefits
of working at Target? People wantto apply to work there, and so
I looked it up. And ifyou were dream, if you work twenty
plus hours a week, you getvision dental, you get healthcare for critical
illness, accident in a primary hospitalvisits. Also, you get education assistants,

(53:45):
financial education assistance for one K.Also a ten percent discount and a
twenty percent discount on wellness items.That's what you get for twenty hours a
week. Yeah, for twenty plushours of work. So people trying to
applied to work there sounds better thanour benefits might be. Also, one

(54:06):
other thing that people are looking upis the Wake program. Now, if
you're not ah, if you're notaware of the Wake program, it's for
women, infants, and children.Is food STAPs? Yeah, food stamps,
but it's only available for mothers thathave infants up to five years old,
and so people are looking it upbecause with all the stuff the you

(54:29):
know, the government, the governmentmight shut down, they want to know
if they'll still get this assistance andthe Wake program will continue if the government
did shut down. So that's whatpeople are trying to find out. Also
how they can apply for the Wakeprogram. Okay, so that's what's trending
Woody. All right, there yougo. Now, you know t I
a lot of shine in this round. Yeah, the love this with Wizzy

(54:55):
with Rihanna. Well you might knowRihanna from Super Yeah, Rihanna. You
might remember for that one movie.Was it Battles Oceans Oceans? Yeah,
yeah, you know Rihanna. That'swhat I know, you know Rihanna.

(55:19):
All Right, thank you very much. Menace has no Bobby Trent and more.
Wood Show is next. I getthe Bloody Bullet Points Show next.
Dumb. Had you only been coolabout it, so it's dumb, maybe
I would have learned something, youknow what they say? And no nice.
Back to the Woody Show. Allright, welcome back everybody. It

(55:44):
is the Woody Show. So accordingto Sea Bass and Menace, any excuse
you mentioned Japan is a good one. It is, I would say,
so, I know this is goodnews. And today there is news about
the first ever World Cup for pickingup garbage. Yeah, oh they're gonna
crun it so Japan aka the SpagamiWorld Cup, which took place and you

(56:05):
guessed it Japan of course. Uh. The winner was a team from Britain,
believe it or not. Wow,But here I have a clip from
a member of Team USA, hername's Beatrice Hernandez all rkay and talking about
her team strategy for picking up trash. We did really good. We stayed
together. We just try to reallyfocus. Sometimes it looks really hard because

(56:25):
there was really that much trash,but that we had to look a little
bit deeper or just really focused onthe cigarette on the floor. I just
focused on the cigarette. But shehad a strategy, but they still didn't
win. Again it was a teamBritain. Damn Perris. They found cigarette
lights. Yeah, I know itsounds off brand. It's fun seeing all
these weird competitions. Have you seenthis pop up in your feet at all?

(56:50):
Is the forklift competitions? Yeah?I did? Those are badass,
almost pretty good man. This guybasically took like this little tiny peg that
was sticking off one of the forksof the forklift. Huh, and he
was able to pick up these tinylittle rings off of like this post rare.
I mean, it was like percise, it was crazy. I would
watch the hell out of that.That sounds like something greg of Toleviy And
so I'll send you the links tothe video. You could be in it.

(57:13):
So Ever, since I'm down Menaceand then Sea Bass went to Japan,
all they can do is talk aboutI've been, I'm sorry everything Japan.
You know I've been multiple times.It just shows you how much more
efficient and things how they could be. That's pretty funny. So this guy,
he did a video that the Moxpeople from when they get back from
Japan, and all I can talkabout is like, oh, well,

(57:34):
you know in Japan this and inJapan then sorry, I'll just go back
from Japan. I love this song. We did this karaochy in Japan.
Do I have we thiks at harmand Oh sorry, that's how I say
I'm in Japan. No, Ithink I'll I'll take him. Sorry,

(57:54):
I'm sorry, Sorry, pure GreenTea. I don't know where's this is
from. Once you've had the realthing. It's just like you can't trust
this. You know, you cantaste, you can just ta, I'm
just food dial marshmallows. Oh youknow what else they had in Japan?
They had these round marshmallows had chocolatein the middle, especially hot. To

(58:15):
explain it, Macha tea, Iturn this. I just got used to
having ryes for breakfast every day.I just don't think I can go back
when lost me. You need someprobably three days funny, Yeah, I
know. Those are just people thatare like, you know, oh yeah,
they's haters and they're sad that somebodyelse is talking about something that's more

(58:35):
interesting that they're talking about. Sothey're trying to pull bit back onto them
because mister general, because they justsuck suck. This is deserable. And
that was hilarious by the way,really yeah, great, great to sketch
there. That was because you're thefocus of it, you and people like
you al you. Yeah yeah,this is like when you were like you

(58:55):
live in a nice house and yourpoor ass loser you know, relative come
over. Oh yeah, they reallymust really like having all these nice things.
Yeah yeah it's nice. Yeah,you have you live in crap.
Yeah, that's nice, that's thatwas the point. That was the point.
And then they come back and makefun of you. Yeah, so
they make it about themselves. Iwatched a video recently where they were showing
different aspects of Japan where they havethese booths. Let's say you're like a

(59:20):
young student or a businessman whatever,a business woman, and you want to
take an hour break. They havea little bench in there, a computer
Wi Fi power, and then yougo to the local convenience store and there's
touchless ring you know, where youcan ring your stuff up. Everything's clean.
And then they show the people goingon the train. Nobody's loud,
nobody's littering, nobody's yelling being ratchet, there's no graffiti, And then I

(59:44):
totally get it. You come backhere and you think, why is everything
so gross and ratchet and dirty andloud, and you it is possible to
live. You're making the choice tomake the world terrible, right by not
having your headphones in and by leavingright on the train. And you have
losers like this on the internet makingfun of it, right, and they
have it is possible. That's whatyou're showing. You're stupid for talking about

(01:00:07):
it. Yeah, here's here's myHilary's sketch. Yeah, check me out.
These are Australians. They should bebetter. I know it's a knich.
You wa bitches. You know whatI'm saying. This is the Woody
show jumping song. Honey. Iwant to I want to get from Nancy
fun honey. You know the nextone show and we're into another new hour

(01:00:28):
of insensitivity training for a politically correctworld. Good morning everybody, and thank
you for being here. Martin,appreciate you and your time. I'm modding.
That's Ravy. There's Greg Gordon,he Menace is here. What is
that Woody. We've got sea mask, We've got Sammy honey, there's a
board. There's Caroline Morgan's here,Vaughans here, phones are open eight seven
seven forty four, Woodie. That'seight seven seven forty four. And some

(01:00:51):
of the text over to two twonine eight seven. Greg said he had
a dream about me. I did. Yeah, it was much to rate
disappointment. It was not hot,she says, Please tell me it was
sexual sexually. I'm so sorry.Ray. I mean, I could embellish
and just throw in some sex feelingif you would like but it was so

(01:01:13):
insanely disturbing to me because it includedtripophobia, which I never knew existed until
you told me about it, Woody, And it's so gross to me now.
And so the dream you come intowork one morning and you tell us
that your daughter has a rash ofsome sort and it's just blotchy and just
a rash, and we all said, oh, I hope she's okay and
that it goes away quickly. Thenthe very next day you come in and

(01:01:36):
say, I've developed some skin issueas well, okay, And you show
us your arms and your back andyou have food growing out of your skin.
Food and buy food, I meanspecifically pasta, and I think it's
not penny, but pasta grows,but like exactly, so it's like an

(01:01:58):
extruder, kind of like a makingpasta factory when it kind of pushes through
and your entire body had like ZDor pant like protruding from it, and
you said it wasn't sexy. Thatis so weird, that is so gross.
And then we were going to tryto pull it out and you're like,

(01:02:19):
no, leave it. I don'tknow if we should pull it out
or not. And then somebody said, well, if we pull it out,
we could eat it and then probablyit was so disturbing and gross,
you're entire It was so tripophobia inducingbecause your whole skin skin was nothing but
like giant, poor giant, poorpasta pasta. And they were like it

(01:02:42):
was perfect ros lind Up, likealmost like a suit of armor but made
a pasta was like she's coming outof your skin. I don't have to
see what you're talking about, likeif you like. It was so so
heinous. The worst one that thetripophobia ones that I hate the most are
the ones where there's like little holesbut there's almost like eyeballs or something inside

(01:03:06):
of each of the yes, orthose spiders that have the babies on the
inside their little holes, like ontheir back they have these little like pouches
or pods or whatever, like thebabies are in. Yeah, and that's
how you woke up. Yeah,I woke up and thought, oh my
god, what the hell was thatpasta like poking through the skin to a

(01:03:28):
perfect suit of pasta. So gross? God, Oh and raby, then
we had sex okay there on abed of pasta. I also dreamt,
Yeah, I got my Alfredo sauceface. I also dreamt that I got
shot in the head and the stomach. But I survived, and I called

(01:03:50):
you guys and said, I needto take the rest of the year off.
Oh I got to take their assthe year off. I got shot
in the head. I'll be backthough. Yeah, I feel fine.
What were you doing before bed?I watched something like the Food Network or
like, yeah, that's a goodquestion. What was I watched? Whenever
I have a really weird dream,I try to go back. I try

(01:04:11):
to think of, like, well, what was I watching? You know
what I've been watching, listening toor talking about. Maybe this is why
I'm glad you brought this up.Maybe this is why I dreamt of you.
I on Hulu, I'm watching Frasieragain because I realized I really never
watched it actively. I always justhad it on in the background, and
so I'm starting it. I'm backup to like season seven or whatever.

(01:04:31):
Yeah, God, that is theIf you don't like Fraser, and if
you don't think that's the best writtenshowing, you're deluding yourself. YEA,
so good, they will emmy likewhat twelve years in a row or something?
Rightly, so stop just a dialoguebetween you know, Niles and Fraser
alone, not to mention all theother characters and the way they weave in
and out. It's a great show, so great. I know it's anybody

(01:04:53):
is associated with them, Like anytimeFraser comes up, I automatically think of
him. But does my brain associatehim with Pasta? I don't know where
the pasta came from, being fat, I don't know farms. The visual
I can't get it out of myhead. So it's kind of like going
to an open casket funeral and youthink about that. All I can picture
is like positive like poking out ofthe skin. She pictured like uh,

(01:05:15):
you know, doctor pimple popper,but instead of like when they bust open
one of those, it's just positively. Yeah, well that's what I was
thinking, Like it flowers out.It was like it was but it's just
all the oozes. But it's justthe raw one. So it was hard.
It wasn't cooked, it was yeah, it was not. That's what
kind of looks like doctor, whenthey you know, get those swords or

(01:05:35):
whatever they are, and then thewhite juice just comes out. Yeah,
but then there's something hard in there. You know, you're talking about Yeah,
yeah, it was. It's soweird, isn't it. Yeah,
I wonder what that means. I'vebeen having dreams that we get fired.

(01:06:00):
Oh good, No, but likewhat does that mean? I mean,
what is any of this stuff?I mean doesn't really mean anything, but
like, right, I'm trying tothink of like why I would be thinking
that or like what, like whatwould trigger I try to go back to
this again, what was I talkingabout with It's like I'm talking about that
stuff because I don't really feel likethat's the case, right, actively fearing
getting fired. No, I haveno fear about getting I really don't,

(01:06:23):
right, I have zero fear aboutgetting fired. So it wasn't even like
a nightmare. It was just weird. It's like wait what And then like
to the point where I woke up, you know one of the recent dreams
about that where I woke up andI looked at my alarm clock and I
was about to shut it off.They get like, oh, yeah,
I don't have to get up tomorrow. Sweet, I was gonna I was
gonna turn it off. I waslike, wait a minute, Well,

(01:06:45):
okay, that was a dream,don't touch the alarm clock. But in
real life really weird. Have youguys ever had this thought in real life?
If we do lose this job,the first thought you might have is
I can sleep in tomorrow. Yeah, man, like it's not Oh,
how am I going to pay mybills? That wouldn't be my first life
first thought would be I think,I know I'm with Greg. I would
probably like, I'd worry about itnext week. Yeah, I'll probably like,

(01:07:05):
i'd probably lay down for like aweek. Yeah, I wouldn't worry
about where my next meal comes from. I just like, look at my
skin, Yeah, have somez don'tworry about that. Oh yeah, I
wish I could remind it's so weird, isn't it. Yeah, now I'll
dream about that hard pasta Yeah,extruding from your skin like a body suit.

(01:07:27):
Yeah, it's so fat. Yeah. When the when I first realized
what tripophobia was, I was like, man, why is that like gross
me out so much? It waslike giving me like a full body douche
chill. And then I made themistake of looking it up and I was
so I hate to use the wordtriggered, but like it it it like

(01:07:50):
it listened reaction, yeah you know, And so what I did it was
like exposure therapy. I just forcedmyself to keep looking at it. I
was looking at a con sleep forabout two weeks, and now I find
it gross, but I don't havethe same reaction that I had at first.
I've been saying this about greg andbutterflies and cockroaches forever, exposure therapy.

(01:08:12):
Every day they bring a new thingin. Yeah, I can try
it out. Have you ever lookedat the underside of a fern leaf?
It has like all the that's disgusting, like little eggs. It's like fern
ca Yeah, oh sick is right? God, I hate that, you
know why, because it's just likeit's so perfect, Like it's not like

(01:08:34):
sporadic where there's like one here,one. No, No, it's like
these perfect little rows of little eggsoldiers or something exactly. And then they
have these expensive mushrooms they got holesall over them. All right, Well,
we're gonna take a break so wecan throw up. People have lost

(01:08:57):
their damn mind lowers the bar foreverybody. Wood Everything sucks the Woody Show.
I think I might have cracked thecase. You guys, all right,
why I've been having these dreams aboutgetting fired? Okay, Well,
it's this time of the year everyyear that I start going through all the

(01:09:19):
little thing, I mean, everylittle detail that they call it fine tooth
comb. I go through the entireshow show. I'm auditing the show,
and I go through and I tryto figure out, like before we get
into because we get into a periodhere where it's an unrated period, so
the ratings count for nothing because allthese stations go Christmas and ye, and

(01:09:41):
so the ratings for the rest ofus don't count, you know, so
nobody's bonused on it, nobody's sellingthose numbers or anything. So you don't
have to really worry about any ofthat stuff, which is which is nice,
and I still concern myself, butI take that time every year to
evaluate everything that we've been doing,think about the things that we've talked about
doing and what we're gonna do,like when the new year starts, fresh

(01:10:03):
start, new year, keep thingsinteresting, Like I don't. I don't
like the idea of complacency. I'veseen that happen so many times. I'm
so fearful of that. I'm fearfulof failure. I'm fearful of so many
things that you know, when itlike professionally or like with the show,
like even though we've been around fora long time as a show, like,

(01:10:24):
I'm always asking and trying to findasking myself and trying to find ways
to keep things good, you know, and that look, I know that's
depending on who you ask. Somepeople say the whole thing, and I'm
not talking about like everybody's gonna loveit or whatever, but just you know,
keep keep things fresh, keep thingsin, which is why we cycle
things in and out, and thewhole thing. So maybe that's what it
is. Maybe maybe, I meanI've been looking at everything going through I

(01:10:48):
must have gone through the last threebig research projects that the company did for
us, going through the entire likePowerPoint presentation, all the responses. I
asked for a recap on some ofthat stuff. If I, you know,
start going around to other people thatI respect their opinion and I asked
to get their take on a coupleof things. And so maybe that's got
to be it, right, Yeah, definitely, even though I wasn't doing

(01:11:10):
that like right before bed, butI mean, it's been occupying your mind.
It always occupies my mind. Thisis all I have, you know
what I mean, no other hobbiesI mean, this show is all I've
got. You have kids, Yeah, no, I know, but you
know what I'm saying, Yeah,I know. Love is. So here's
here's a question for you guys.As we you know, get into this

(01:11:30):
time and I'm thinking about stuff,I usually have this conversation with everybody here
on the show, and I'll putit out to the audience as well.
For those of you who listen tothe show on a regular basis, even
if you're just kind of like acasual person in and out every once in
a while. Uh, the peoplewho are just hate listening, save your
breath, you know what I mean, Like, because we're not going to
cater to those kind of people anyway. We would never have get rid of

(01:11:51):
Raby. She sucks. Nobody saidthat. I'm sure somebody, No,
they will, Yeah, I'm suresomebody has. I mean there are people.
Look, there are people that hateme and you know the host of
the show. There's those people foreverybody. There's too many people. That's
also probably something someone will say,probably like the show Killer says it all
the time. Every time it's Sammyor Morgan or a female on the show

(01:12:13):
says something, they should say theirname beforehand. Oh yeah, because they
all sound the same. I'm like, what are you talking about? Wow?
Right? Yeah, anyway, whatdo you think of that idea?
Sammy? No, no, no, no, hold on, what do
you think of that? Sammy?I no, no, you identify it?
I'm Sammy right? Thought yes,and my thought is got it?

(01:12:38):
What a great idea? Yea?Yeah? Why is it only difficult to
tell the female voices and none ofthe male voices show killer? Yeah he's
tuned in the dudes, if youwere nineteen year years old to be even
younger and a male, yeah,you could talk all day. Yeah.
He wants more of that, youknow exactly? Yeah? Right, where's

(01:12:59):
the young dudes? Yeah? Itook a question for the audience and for
people in this room. I meanreally, like, what what do you
want from us? Like, youknow, to keep things interesting? And
like what the what are the thingsthat I was talking to Rabi about this
the other day too, I said, what are some shows not TV shows
but audio audio shows or pot whateverthat you listen to? Uh? And

(01:13:21):
they come back to me and tellme like what it is about those what
the shows are? And then whatabout those shows? You know draws you
in like, what is it aboutthat show that you like so much?
And she gave me a couple examples, but I'm saying I'm asking you as
the listener, like, when itcomes to this show, what is it
that you really kind of like drewyou in or got you to be as
you know, into the show,or loyals of the show as you've become.

(01:13:45):
I'm always interested in that kind ofstuff because we could sit here and
you know, we talk about thenews of the day, We you know,
talk about even within that, there'sa conversation about like well, what
kind of stuff do we acknowledge ordon't acknowledge? And you know, we
try to keep a lot of thepolitics stuff off the air. We try
to keep a lot of the imean, unless it's like the big,
huge headline, a lot of thereally heavy, over the top step even
if we mentioned that, we tryto like you know, curb some of

(01:14:05):
the details out of that. Butlike, so, what what is it
that you want when you want moreor less of Is this something that we
used to do that you you know, really miss that you want us to
bring back, or something that we'redoing now that you hate drives you crazy.
I'm just looking for your general feedback. I guess mm hm, So
this is what you dreamt about.It's gotta be now that I'm saying,

(01:14:27):
I'm like, well, of coursethat's what it is. Of course,
that's what it is. Well,I've got one okay, and involves Menace
and involves everybody. Okay, youknow how we do like we've done the
Tuesday takeover periodically. We should dothat, but with guests. So for
instance, Menace, you for yearshave wanted to have on the show.
Comedian Bobby Lee. Just give achance. He's a great guest. He

(01:14:49):
has a bazillion story. Yeah hedoes. He's give a guy a chick,
Guarantee, give a guy a chickexactly exactly, face like what we
do with Morgan and her dates.I'm sure you've got somebody. Greg,
I know you've got somebody. I'msure Samy's got somebody. I of course
I have a thousand people. Yeah. So the guest thing is that's another
one of those things where you know, we have become really the kind of

(01:15:10):
not the anti guest show. Yeah, but like whenever we do have it
to the point where people don't havethat expectation of the show and so whatever
we have one on, people getpissed because I I'll be honest, Uh,
you know, I see the sheets, and I think that all of
us collectively need to be better atresearching the guests and coming up with better

(01:15:30):
questions because it's just like the sheetsthat I see that we have in front
of us is just like surface levels. So that's the basic Yeah, that's
the basic stuff. Basic stuff.Then, so we need to make a
more of an effort to come upwith more entertaining questions. And it only
takes one or two apiece obviously,So we get Bobby Lee in here,

(01:15:51):
yeah, right, like Bobby Lee. Yeah, so that kind of that
j I agree with an attract we'rejust gonna have like surface level stuff.
Then we shouldn't have any guests inhere because there's so many, you know,
shows I won't name names, butthere's so many shows that they just
fill their airtime with guests. Sothey'll take whatever guest comes down that predict

(01:16:15):
that objection. So, no,you don't do it all day every day.
No, No, that's that's oneof the reasons. And you know,
when we first started, one ofthe main shows that we were up
against was somebody who did that,they did it a lot and they're dead
now, and well, yeah they'renot on anymore. But like that was
that was a point of differentiation,and so we really kind of adopted a
rule that it's got to be somebodylike they have something like a if there's

(01:16:35):
a show or probably they're that they'rein there we're really into, then that's
different. You have some kind ofpassion behind it, you know. Or
if it's somebody who we're already friendswith, how do you come friends with
them if you don't have them on? Yeah, you know, and that
has happened, and yeah and thatand that has happened. But that's their

(01:16:58):
point. Bobby could be our newbest friend. You don't know because you
poo poo, you're pre pooing.Okay, Well, as Mena says with
the sheets, maybe you need toshow me some better examples because everything he
brings up like no, check itout. It's like, look, I
think everybody on this side of thecounter is pro Bobby Lee. Yeah isn't.
I mean, I like examples ofthe table. Well, I've never

(01:17:21):
seen him do a thing, butI'm willing all right. I wouldn't recognize
him on the street Andrew Dice Clay. Yes, well you tried to manufacture
that. You tried to ambush mewith him for folks who don't know,
and it didn't work out. WhyRavy Luck had the fariest plans blew up

(01:17:44):
in your face and because of youtravel complications that blew up why it wouldn't
happen. It definitely blew up inyour face because you had Because what he
thought, if Andrew Dice Clay camein here, I would tell him to
his face, I think, whichyou thought. I would say, we
had. We had actually we hada good idea for and Clay that would

(01:18:08):
not just let's make let's have Ravybe uncomfortable. It was such a small
little piece. Was an ambush.It was to get your reaction, like
when Dice walks in, just toget Braby's reaction. It probably would have
been very I know a little bitmore about their plans than they are telling
the truth. Yeah, that wasjust a part of it. Thank you,

(01:18:30):
Yeah, thank you. It wouldn'thave gone well, what if that
was anybody else of us who havea vocal disliking of somebody and we had
James Corden walk in what would youdo see best? Would you be diplomatic?
I would be I mean, Iwould try to take shots at him,
but I would do it in ain a nice way shut down exactly
because I don't see any of usjust doing that to somebody and I don't
know anything about Like Bobby Lee isa person. Yeah, I'm sure he's

(01:18:51):
a great guy. He's got youknow, mutual friends, people that we
like, know, you know,whether it's Bird or Joe Coy, like
that's those are the only two.And I'm saying that the people that we
know part of the vouch, youknow, like actually they have you know,
they have a relationship and they dothings together on each other's podcasts or
whatever, you know, so byassociation, I'm you know, but I'm

(01:19:13):
just saying this stuff that But notjust Bobby Lee. There's like a bunch
of people anyway. But I firststepped in this door eight something years ago.
I knew Bert from beforehand from othershows I'd done, and you guys
had no idea Bert who whatever.It took a while. Yeah, you're
working on it now, ship away. So if you have fun beyond beyond
guests, because we've already discussed that, but like, what are some other

(01:19:38):
things like more or less of whatever? Give us your feedback there on the
calls eight seven seven forty four onthe text over to two to nine eight
seven Only fans only, Yes,only fans. You have it like fun
stuff like like literally legitimately Ravy's feet. I know we're make jokes, soll
just do it. Stop talking aboutit exactly. That's what I'm I've seen

(01:20:00):
a lot of just on the textlike it's you know, a lot about
tone, you know, unapologetic andjust being authentic and you know, given
real opinions like that kind of stuff. They like the camaraderie, they're like,
right, but a lot of youguys bicker too much. Oh well,
I definitely get like we're not likesilly like we used to be.

(01:20:23):
Like anytime we start to get silly, it's shut off immediately. Yeah,
that's what I would change, bea little more. I'm pro silly right
there. Yeah yeah, yeah,well yeah to a point. It can't
go on endlessly, right, butit doesn't go on period. It doesn't

(01:20:43):
happen at all. Fifteen seconds.That's like that crap off talking about some
murder or something. I've got alist in front of me. Shut off.
Wait Raby, But what I wantto know? What are the top
fifteen ways people make chicken? Stopwith this sillyness. I've got a chicken

(01:21:08):
list and see that's silly. I'mletting it go on. It's a pre
birthday present I never got. Youknow, somebody just tap me and wake

(01:21:31):
me up when it's over. Okay, what we got? What reaction we
got? What's the list? Imean? Molestation? Some baby gets shot
in an alley. I don't thinkthat's a good thing. No, I'm
going to say it. Yeah,have you heard from Yeah? I was

(01:21:55):
wondering about the other day. Whateverhappened to Tank? We have this guy?
Yeah? Where is he? Yeah? River rail Dale? Barbara the
Crier. That's old school stuff,ben Oji, Yeah, come on,
Barbara, call us back. Sowhat is it? What is it about
the show that got you to beall in? Like? What was it

(01:22:18):
that uh you know that really hookedyou? Interested to find out? Like,
you can leave us an email emailat the Woodies show dot com of
course the after ours voicemail eight sevenseven forty four, and we'll take the
break and they'll read some of theother feedback that we got here on the
text over to two two nine eightseven, hang up the Woody Show.
Back in a few the Woody Show. Pretty pretty good. I got to

(01:22:45):
talk. I gotta tell what I'mto Some of the feedback right there pretty
good. We're asking people like youknow, what you want from us more
or less stuff as we uh saidthis time where we're kind of re evaluating,
looking at different things, trying toregrip for the new year when it
gets here, Like somebody said,you guys are doing great. In my
opinion, you guys don't need tochange anything. The show is fun and
entertaining the way it is. We'renot talking about like changing necessarily, just

(01:23:09):
about tweet evolution and you know,keeping things fresh and interesting. I love
listen to you guys in the morningbecause you're honest and vulnerable about who ucci
you are as humans. Other showsare about interviewing famous people and the interviews
of like a one person of fakeishperson interviewing another persona fakeish person for the
purpose of curating some type of imagefor listeners. You guys are real,

(01:23:30):
and I love your dynamic. That'snice, well said. I like it
when it's open to callers and whenyou talk more about what's going on in
your lives. That's the callers thingis a hit or miss thing, mostly
hit miss mostly Yeah. You know, whateople are just terrible storytellers for the
most part. I love any ofthe prank bits, like interview Roulette,
or the first trigger tread or theskits with Sea Bass when he tries to

(01:23:53):
return some used items or gets thefree tacos. I usually fast forward through
the parts of the show when youhave guests on, like Joe or Bert.
I'm not a fan of the guests, so I don't really like nerding
out. I wish that was maybejust once a week. I started listening
a few months ago. I washooked in with the first bit where we
read angry emails to the show.Yeah, oh the Crossroads, Yeah that's

(01:24:15):
yeah, that's a that's a favor. More Sammy, Thank You, More
Menace, Award of the Day,Porno Birthdays, and Fat Girl, Skinny
Girl. I love those sixty nineThe news has been the funniest new bit
you guys have done. I listen. I keep listening because you guys make
me laugh. Anyone can do atalk show. The connection and even the
disagreements is real. And a funescape from the crap of the world keeps

(01:24:38):
pushing on social media and in thenews. Bring back to bort Report.
Let him sit you guys down andtell you what to work on. Okay,
yeah, oh, here we go. I love the guys. Keep
it real. Doesn't seem like youhave a radio persona versus your home persona.
You're just you and I love it. It's nice when you guys expose

(01:24:59):
your insecurities to open a serious conversationthat many of your listeners experience as well.
See that's relatable stuff. As faras the segments normal by the numbers,
readneck news, cart narks, andI also enjoy Greg's fanciful segments.
Yes, I like the word fancfancifulful. Oh yeah, so you can
keep the feedback going again. I'mjust interested in, you know, the
people who listen on a regular basis, or even the more casual people like

(01:25:23):
what was it that made you,you know, give us more time and
you know, I don't want tosay fall in love, but like,
you know, become all in withthe show. Yeah. You guy was
like, hey, you know what, this is the show for me.
I will say fall in love,fall in love. Yeah, what makes
you fall in love? Was itlove at first? Listen? What do
you want to hear more or lessof? Let us know eight seven seven
forty four what any time of theafter hours voicemail if you think of something

(01:25:43):
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any of the social media platforms.At the Woody Show. They can invite
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Yeah, so Woody Show. Allright, welcome back everybody. Yeah,

(01:26:04):
it is the Woody Show. Ravey'sgot that Tuesday Moran nerding Out report the
ladies in the World of Nerds comingup here in just a few minutes.
We'll get to some of the WoodyShow mail call stuff from the after hours
voicemail at eight seven seven forty four. Woody we got some Woodies Show fun
facts as well. Hey, programnote they're coming up the beginning of next
year. When we start the newyear, we're bringing back the porno birthdays.

(01:26:27):
Oh wow, Yeah, we hada break from that for a while.
We like to do things. Givehim a break cycle out. Yeah,
so we'll take a break from thefun facts and then we'll move into
the corner breaking porno. Yeah,we're on a cycle around here. There
was an uproar amongst the porno stars. They said, we're not getting recognized.
I know this is meek. Well. I keep an eye on stuff,
like when people text in they say, hey, whatever happened to this?

(01:26:50):
We make notes of all that kindof stuff, we talk about it.
I've seen corn birthday text. Yeah, I've seen more, but we
haven't done it over a year quitequite a while. So I thought I'll
be back after the new year.Let's see eight seven, seven forty four.
What if you're calling in text overto two to nine eighty seven?
Today, November twenty eighth is GivingTuesday? Oh that's right, is it?

(01:27:10):
What makes this? Uh? Like, so now that Cyber Monday's over,
Black Friday's over, you're supposed togive to like your favorite charity.
Oh dude, there's this new thingat the grocery stores where like, let's
say you want cash back on yourdebit card. Yeah, and normally,
like the next line would be like, what's the amount that you want?
Right? I've been tricked by thistwice. They have a new thing where

(01:27:32):
they asked you another question first,how much would you like to donate?
So you're like, oh, Ineed twenty dollars cash back, but you're
actually typing in twenty dollars donation.Oh really, so I did ask for
a donation back. I'm like,no, I wanted cash back. Yeah,
it's it's like a it's a recentthing, like actually actually read the

(01:27:54):
screen because they changed it. Youknow. You know when you're gonna get
my donation on those things is whenit says really the round up, yeah,
round up to the nearest dollar ago. Yeah, sure, you know
how much I love that? Ohand I didn't tell you. The first
time it happened to me, Iwas like, oh man, I want
to catch back. And the guygoes the cashrey goes, oh man,
that's great. You don't know howmany people that's going to feed, and

(01:28:16):
what I don't want to. Imean, he made me feel bad.
I think he knew. I justyeah, so I skipped it. But
the second time it got me,I was like, nah, dog,
I want that money, dog,Yeah, and get suckered by all that
stuff. I used to like anytimethey would have like one of those charity
things on there and they ask youhow much. I'm like, I don't

(01:28:39):
know, I don't know, right, So anyway, I like the round
up thing. And also I justkind of figure like, all right,
if I want to donate money tosomething, I'll just donate money, right,
you know, right, I don'tneed because I know it doesn't work
this way, But in my mind, I just think like, oh,
well, okay, so Walmart,they're given to whatever this charity is,
do they get the tax deduction?Are they other words? Like, hey,

(01:29:00):
we collected X number of dollars inuh in donations? Is that a
charitable deductible? Right? I'm sureWalmart uses that as a deduction, but
I don't think they can because it'snot their money, money match or something.
I don't know, right, ithad to be their money, so
technically, but I'm thinking like there'sgot to be some way that they're like
loopholling this to make it benefit themthe right and oh look at us,

(01:29:21):
Look how good we're doing. Youknow who tried that garbage with me recently?
Is the good will there? Iwas like, you know, nine
ninety nine, would you like toround up to donate like I am donating.
Ye, I'm here at Goodwill.The purchase is a donation two different
thrift stops trip shops, both touse the would you like to round up
to donate? No, already nocharities? Yeah, that's fine the rounding

(01:29:46):
up thing, because then there's nolike how much do you want to donate?
Blah blah blah. Yeah, yeah, sure, yeah, but stop
asking me like a thousand questions,right, just bring me up. Yeah,
you know, book an airline tickets? Is that way now they ask
you a thousand questions? Oh yeah, yeah, I just want to go
right, like I booked what Iwant a book? It's like, oh,
would you like to how about this? How about this? All you
like to bundle a car? Wouldyou like to buy traveling? Would And

(01:30:09):
by the way, has anybody everbought And I don't. I don't ever
buy it because I have TSA precheck, But like, uh, where
the yeah, the priority screening,because it seems like there's only TSA pre
check, and then there's the regularline every once in a while, and
it's not at every airport like they'llhave like first class passengers and whatever can
go through this other line, whichis still regular security. It's not TSA

(01:30:30):
PreCheck, but the line is shorter. But some of the airlines I've seen
it where like I'll give you anexample, Pittsburgh Airport. Right, you
fly on Spirit, and I'll say, would you like to shortcut the screening
you know line and you know youwould pay extra? I now, because
I already have the TSA pre check. But then I look at the first
class line and it's only for certainairlines and spirits, and Spirit's not even

(01:30:56):
on there. So why are youtrying to sell somebody the shortcut line that
does in airline that doesn't even haveit, right liars? Yeah, shysters.
Yeah, also a Spirit. Bythe by the way, when you
book on there, if you've everbooked, you know, like once you
set your thing, it says,would you like a six month trial for
serious XM? Would you let theZoos network? Yeah? It runs you
through like a thousand free offers,Like, no, just give me the

(01:31:19):
confirmation page. My amc app doesthat. If I buy a movie ticket,
there's at least four things. Havewe also talked? Do you want
this? No? Thanks? Nothanks? No thanks. If you notice
what they call taxes and fees onthis when you buy Spirit tickets go cut
no WAYNOI literally because that's how good. That's they don't have first college.

(01:31:39):
Yeah, so if they have abig, big upfront, huge spirit.
I love those guys. Shout outto the beat box or buzzbox. Buzzbox.
All right, So it's Giving Tuesday, so we gotta started on this.
November twenty eighth is also Red PlanetDay and it's a National French toast
day. Rip nice. Yeah,that's bearing the lead dude. Yeah,
I love some French toasts. Yeah, after ours voicemails eight seven seven forty

(01:32:02):
four, Woodie. That's eight sevenseven forty four Woodie. Anytime about to
ten am. You can always leaveus a voicemail if you're listening to the
podcast, or you just think ofsomething that you want to ask us,
Like this person's got a question forthe fellas. What a woody show this
is? Mike. I just hada quick question about all the guys on
the show or listening to the show. Have you ever had a massage by

(01:32:24):
a guy I have? It isawkward, but they get so many kingstyle
it's ridiculous. But it is awkward, but they they do a really good
job. Bye alight, bye bye. Yeah, yeah, no, oh
really massage guy. Yeah, I'vehad maybe I guess five massages in my

(01:32:46):
whole life. Once it was withthe dude. Yeah, it was fine.
It's a great episode of Seinfeld whereGeorge is so freaked out getting a
massage by a dude and they's like, I think it moved, getting if
if it's like one of those inthe pinch. I'm like, man,
I really want a massage today.And I call and they go, uh,
well, we only have you know, yeah, we only have like

(01:33:08):
a male therapist. I go,I don't care. Whatever. I've had
plenty of massages from from male therapistsor the mensewers we talked about. Yeah,
uh and no problem, I don'tcare. I'm not there to get
laid. Do you want some dudetouching your butt? Yeah? Then you
want to be like George and belike, oh I think it moved.
Yeah, I don't care about that. I will good that you don't.

(01:33:30):
Would you not get a message,but you would let's assume that you would
get massage. Would you get amassage from a dude? I want to
care? Yeah, Well, this'sdifference. There's like sports massages over the
clothes or over the sheet massages,and then there's the take all your clothes
off massage. You can get undressedto your level of comfort, that's right.
Yeah, so if you want toleave your panties on, you can
do that. Like the oil.I had a massage over break and Chase.

(01:33:55):
He was very liberal with the oil. Yeah, almost myself just getting
off the table. Oh maybe hewas sending you ready, very liberal.
Yeah. The last one I didwas one of those hot stone ones that
was part of the hot Stone anda stupid complaint too hot, really hot.
You know what would hurt I'd beinto is where they like stand on

(01:34:18):
top of you. I've had thatgood. Yeah, it was the same
one. Yeah. So for me, the deeper the better I like it.
I mean you got to get inthere. You can get down like
to my spine, like get intolike the middle of my body cavity,
like through my back, you knowthrough like dude, I'm telling you,
like, go like, just gofor it. This guy was oily and
deep. Yeah. A couple oftimes say you get take like a baseball

(01:34:42):
bat to my back? Yeah,yeah, I love that. Hey,
since we're talking about dudes and uhgetting naked menace, here is a guy
who says he's got a theory onwhy you think penises are funny? Okay,
after ours voicemail at eight seven sevenforty four, Wood And I was
listening to an old podcast y'all didback in twenty twenty, and Medice is

(01:35:04):
going over all the surgeries that he'shad on his wien and I think I
figured out why man thinks all wingsare funny. You know, he can
that surgery little they had to likechick out that Chidney stone, and he
had another one where they like laserdid and he had another one where like

(01:35:24):
all the nurses laughed at it's wanSo I think it's just something for him
to think that it's funny. Didn'thappen. But no, I I've always
said winners are funny, and alot of people guests that have come in,
they agree with the Wieners being funny. Yeah, yeah too, Uh.
Comedian Burt Kreischer. Last time hewas Hereter was talking about how winers

(01:35:47):
were funny. Winders are funny.Yeah, well relative to I heard I
heard someone talk about this recently too, where that relative to vaginas, they're
just way more funny because they cando more out there doing that. It's
right out here. And then whenyou get like, you know, a
soccer ball to the wien nards andstuff like that, that you or was
it great because I know what they'retalking about. Somebody on the show was

(01:36:08):
talking about how you know the nurseslike you know, like, oh,
maybe because we're talking about like ifsomebody comes in, nurses, do you
go around telling all the other nurseslike someone's in here for a wiener issue,
Yes, come on in. Idon't know, but that's the way
it goes. I think he's like, I don't know twisting what I said.

(01:36:28):
I did say. I thought itwas funny that I had a like
spread eagle and there's like four orfive nurses in the in the room,
like, oh my god, lookat this guy mort I don't think I
think he added them making fun ofI watched the show The Curse. Oh,
I probably didn't like it. Thatsound familiar. It's on Showtime Paramount

(01:36:51):
Plus. Yeah, so it's aboutthis couple that's doing like a home clipping
show show that right, Yeah,that's what I want to I do want
to watch And in the first episodethat's the hd TV couple, right,
Oh okay, right, Yeah,they got they got cursed. And uh
so anyway, the husband, becauseit's a couple, but the husband,

(01:37:13):
he is the husband. The husbandis like having this conversation with his father
in law and uh the father inlaw whips that. He goes, look
what I'm working with and he whipsout the world's smallest penis. This episode
was very graphic. Yeah, andapparently like this dude, you know,
the Nathan guy, he's got likea crazy small penis too. And so

(01:37:33):
the Dad's like, dude, youjust got to roll with it. You
just got to like kind of embraceit. And I say, lean into
it, right, and uh,yeah, they but they showed like tiny
Winter Menace, you would love it. Yeah it was okay. Yeah,
I don't know. He was apilot. He was not like the tone
of that show. Yeah. Isaw a lot of promos for it.
Yeah. I watched the first episodeand uh, I'll give it another episode

(01:37:56):
because there's only like two or threeepisodes already. It was only three out.
It's more of a dark comedy thatI did not see wood he like
in the last I don't see minutesliking it. I think I would like
you and possibly Greg yeah, allright, it's called the Curse. It's
on the list, it's on showtime. This is nerding out with Ravy Ira

(01:38:19):
on Tuesday morning. What's going onin the world of nerds. So,
Greg, you're a big fan ofSquid Game the show. Have you checked
out Squid Game the Challenge? Youknow? And I saw I watched the
trailer for it, and I thought, Eh, it's just trying to imitate
the real thing. It's just weird. Well it does. Uh, it
is a reality show and it doesfollow the actual show pretty closely, except

(01:38:41):
for they're not killing anybody. Itstarted with four hundred and fifty six people.
They're competing for four hundred or fourpoint five six million. But it
didn't take too long. Two contestantshave already hired lawyers and they're suing for
on set injuries. Really, theyclaim that they suffered hypothermia and nerve damage

(01:39:01):
as a result of poor safety standardson the set. Now, the filming
of this took place in January inBedford, England, and apparently it was
exceptionally cold when they were doing thered light green light sequence. Ok,
and that game took up to sevenhours for some of the contestants to complete

(01:39:24):
it because they had to examine thefootage frame by frame to see if anybody
like moved like a millimeter. That'swhat I saw the trailer for, right,
and so that was just way toolong of a time, they're saying
to be out in that cold environment. A spokesperson for the show said they
have not seen this lawsuit yet,so they can't comment on it. The

(01:39:45):
next four episodes are coming up tomorrow. We okay, I don't know.
Well, I'm not sure if anybody'sreally into the challenge. Most of us
are just waiting for season two andyou're gonna check it out. Well,
it's up there for you. Soactor Tom Hardy, who I'm actually kind
of surprised, is on social mediabecause he's so prickly. He seems like

(01:40:06):
a guy who would reject it.Agreed, But he's on Instagram and he
posted that Venom three has resumed productionwriting the last dance. Thankfully we are
back to shooting, and he posteda photo of himself, director Kelly Marcel,
and his stunt double, saying it'sbeen and continues to be a lot
of fun this journey. There's alwayshard turns to burn when we work,

(01:40:28):
but doesn't feel as hard when youlove what you do and when you know
you have great material and support atall sides of a great I'm not sure
when Venom three is on the calendar. Sometime next year. I'm rabian.
For more nerds stuff, check outthe nerd Not podcast at the Woody Show
dot com. Nerd al Ran thankyou very much, Ramolds, you got

(01:40:49):
it done. It's more Woody Showcoming up for you next. Hang on
their diary. I guess the WoodyShow. Dude sensitivity training for politically correct
World Show. I don't care aboutyour feelings, and time to wrap up
and get the hell out of here, everybody. Tuesday morning in the books,

(01:41:13):
what do you drop over there?Phone? Okay, over there?
Jeez, flew up in the air? Does Yeah, maybe it's got like
some trick arm or something like thatall of a sudden. Yeah, it's
like it's all of a sudden,like a like a spring loaded arm,
and like whatever she's holding in herhand, let just go. FI calls

(01:41:35):
it the yip. I like thewater bottle when that happens. Oh yeah,
yeah, was happening. Yeah,occasionally, you know, like we'ed
maybe like calm that down. Alittle bit and not as often as it
used to though, So yeah,maybe weed is having some effects see Miracle
Drug Probably waiting for you. Onthe Woodieshow dot Com is Today's podcast,

(01:41:55):
The Tuesday Podcast, The Redneck NewsStory, The Year playoffs continue, Also
some of the trending loose headlines andRavy's nerd Out, Plus we found out
for Menace we kept really I feellike I'm so much more informed now,
and we found out why that betrending, you know, so medicine all
the latest trending things kind of explainedit to some of us, like what
the hell is going on? Whyare people talking about this popping up?

(01:42:16):
Yeah, we clicked on it,so you don't have to thank you that
more on the Tuesday Podcast. Comingup for you tomorrow Wednesday. Here on
The Woody Show, it's our finalGlory Whole Challenge of twenty twenty three,
So Glory Whole Challenge for you tomorrow. Plus anything that you want to leave
for us you could do on theafter Hours Voicemail eight seven seven forty four
what E thoughts, feedback, suggestions, whatever you got eight seven seven forty

(01:42:41):
four Woody on the after Hours Voicemailor on social media. Confine us at
the Woody Show and all the socialplatforms, or do it the old fashion
way. Send us an email emailAtthewoodyshow dot com. All right, Ravy,
Menace, c Bass, Sammy,anything you like to add, you
know, great Gory parting words ofwisdom please, Yeah, playing dodgeball is
the best way to find out whoreally hates you. Oh yeah, you

(01:43:03):
find out pretty quickly. Yeah,oh yeah. But i'most wondering do they
still play that in schools? Idon't think so. Probably not right.
Some schools do, really, thegood ones, the fun ones. Yeah,
yeah, for the most part,they don't. We love dodgeball.
Dodgeball was fun. Dodgeball was agreat time. But there was concussions and
nut injuries. Don't nut injuries.That's where I would throw. I would

(01:43:27):
throw. Everybody knows. You seesomebody winding up, you immediately like crossed
your hands over your junk area andthen you would just jump out of the
way. Just be better the olds, the old cross and jump. Yeah
exactly. I love dodgeball. Allright, Thank you very much, Greg
Gory, Thank you so much forgiveing the What Show some of your valuable
time this morning. You know welove it, appreciate you for that.

(01:43:49):
Rest of guys could suck it.We'll catch you back here on Wednesday.
Have a great day, s MDdouble M. Quit this bitch.