The Woody Show November 30th 2023 Podcast

Dares For Dollars: Narrow Down, Redneck News, News Headlines & More!

Episode Transcript

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Training class is now in session.Hey, good morning, everybody, Good
morning. Today's Thursday. It's thefinal day of November. November thirtieth,

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twenty twenty three. Welcome, thanksfor being here on Woody. That's Raby,
Greg Gory. Hey, what menace? What's a sea band? There's
Sammy Bort and Caroline in our WoodyShow production department. They're holding things down.
We got Morgan, our associate producer, von our video producer here as
well. Phones are open eight sevenseven forty four Woody. That's eight seven
seven forty four Woody. You cansend us a text over to two two

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nine eight seven. Quick little rundownof what's happening on the show for you
this morning. We're gonna narrow downsome of the suggestions that we've got for
Morgan's Dare for Dollars. It's Morgan'sDare for Dollars, so all the different
suggestions of what she should do forthe next challenge, and then next week
she's gonna be doing that challenge.Once we narrow down that you guys will
vote. She gets to veto oneof the things we narrowed down the three.

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She gets to veto one, youguys vote on the remaining two.
She does it next week, thenspin to find out after she's done it
how much it's gonna be uh worthfor her the mud cash. Last time
it was twenty five bucks to gethazard, but the time before that it
was six hundred bucks to eat thatPockey one chip challenge chip. It'syeah worth
that, Yeah, it's worth more. Yeah, And believe it or not,
the chip thing is way more violent. Were oh tons of thousands put

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all the baring in the poopy andthe new that's coming up bread neeck,
news playoffs, trending news headlines,raves nerd out all for you here on
this Thursday morning on the Woody Show. All right, we were asking you
for some of your feedback. Whatdo you like about the show, which
you don't like them? To theshow I want you to hear more or
less of as we get here.Towards the end of the year, we

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start recalibrating for for next year.Not that there's not like big sweeping change
or anything. We always do thisat the end of the year, we
kind of go back through and oneof the questions I had for you,
on top of what you like ordon't like, is what was it like
when we first started? For thepeople who listen on the regular basis now
and you consider yourself to be allin with the show, what were some
of the things or the thing thatthat locked you in that made you decide

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like, oh, yeah, thisis my show. I'm all in,
you know. And he came backand he started listening more. What was
that? People? A lot offeedback after ours voicemails, We got emails,
We got a lot of people thatwere texting over the show. I
got some of that feedback here foryou. Here's one from me after ours
voicemail. Hey, you asked whatwe like about the show? And I'm
sure I'm not alone and saying onesegment has changed my life and I think

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about it all the time, andthat is unfortunately, guess whose gas?
Any time I have a decent part, I think I should have recorded that,
right, I hate you guys,and I love you guys alright.
By I hear that, Yeah it'sfunny. Now you're gonna hear something people
like and then you're also gonna hearsomething people don't like and you're like,
oh wait, that's my favorite.But I hate that segment. I'll give

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you another example. He loves it. But a couple of suggestions from the
email. Bring back some more Tuesdaytakeovers that involve the new employees or the
WOODI show hot seat. We haven'theard that for a long time. Keep
up the games that people like unlessguess whose gas? All right? The
hot seat just comes up when itcomes up, right, everybody's been behating

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so well, yeah, I know, let's see. We have this person
that hit us up. It says, I love how real and honest you
guys are. Your segments are sogenuine and hilarious. Ababe, I can
listen to you guys just bicker androast each other all day. I'm glad
to have you guys available so Ican listen while I'm at work. All
right, that's nice. I'm anewer listener. I've been listening for about

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a year. I think the showis great. I love the games and
the fun atmosphere. I listened everymorning between seven am and seven to fifty.
That's nice Aaron longtime listener. Forme, it was cart and arcs
and redneck news skits. It gotme all ins. I love that you
guys have no chill and that thegames you play with the audience is unlike

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other talk shows. Do we haveno chill? Menace like guests, your
body count, etc. That's fromthe six ZHO nine. Well can go
from zero to one hundred real quick. Yeah. Honestly, Woody was on
a weight loss kick and was downto earth about it and in inspiring,
and he helped me lose forty pounds. That's what got them all in.

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I'm glad you were able to stickwith it now giving up and going back
to two going, yeah, goneback too far gone. Yeah. This
one says Sea Bass is what hookedme, mostly because he's an unashamed a
hole. I'm not true. Youguys remind me of bsing with my friends,
which I don't get to do muchof anymore. As you get older
and stuff like that, you justhave less time for that kind of stuff.

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This one. I love everything whatthe show does, but the show
moves so quickly that we are addictedto the fast pace. You guys go
one hundred and ten miles an hour, but then you put on a caller
who's going about fifteen miles from it'spainful. The guests can be sometimes having
the same effect. I think guysneed to go through the callers just a

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little bit quicker. But I loveyou guys. That's from meta. Also,
the Redneck News story of the weekis my favorite thing on a Friday
morning. To add another suggestion,it is refreshing, refreshing to listen to
morning radio with down to earth peopleand not worrying about being fake. You
guys don't do guess who's gas enoughgreat? The bit self isn't nearly as

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fun is Greg laughing his ass offevery single time. Please bring back,
bring back freak of the Week.I actually had an idea about that.
We get a lot of stuff aboutfreaking, and also, as many people
are hitting us up here saying thatthey love the Redneck News, we have
equal or maybe even more who aremaybe just a little bit tired of it.
I did have an idea about thatas well. I love when you
guys play fun trivia games with eachother, especially when it turns into an

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argument of some kind every time.I love all the cool stuff Sea Bass
does out in the wild. That'salways fun and I agree with the one
person about the guests. I alwaysfast forward through the guests because they are
never entertaining, always boring. Feedbackfor the show, moving forward, bring
back the Freak of the Week.There we go, more games, people
love the games, more Sea Basspranks. Definitely not more guests. I

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fast forward, I fast forward throughthose less nerd and out bring down rabies
Mike Volumes, so her obnoxious laughisn't so annoying. That's not nice.
Rude, Thank you, Frank.That's what everybody's been saying after his voicemail.
Eight seven. Hey, just overallfeedback on the show. I'm Kelceen's
been in all in since day one. You guys are so open and on

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from the air. Absolutely love that. I feel like I truly know you.
You guys feel like frends for me, and you have been friends for
me and in dark times and inlight So keep that up. Love that
couldn't live without you, guys.I miss Freak of the Week. I
know you guys got over that becauseyou did it so much, but I
really really love Freak of the Week. Love. Most of the FasTIS segments,

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first impressions. Maybe you guys cando that way Sammy and Morgan.
They haven't done that with the newergroup even you know, do it again
with the old group. Yeah,more silliness, little, less bickering,
bickering. It's you nervous, likewhen your parents were bickering your face.
I live in fear of you guysbreaking up or retiring. I don't know

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what I would do, so staytogether forever. Yeah, you guys,
you're you're doing great and I loveyou. Don't worry about changing too much.
Yes, joined Sun, we lovevery constructive and we're not by the
way I said at the beginning ofthe segment here, we're not looking to
make any kind of like you know, like drastic overhauls or changes. It's

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just every year we do this andthis is like just a year that I'm
bringing everybody into. I want tohear your suggestions and and your stuff,
your constructive you know, criticism.We have Angela here, Angela Angela like
dislike less guests. Those interviews areawkward, more conversations, more Sammy,
I love the weakest link, butnot with Menace as the host. I

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agreed. Morgan's great, but sheseems too down with all the options.
I guess she's too much of asee more menace Ravy Greg conversations that are
the most upbeat, all in loveyou guys, best wishes. That is
Angela And speaking of I was goingdown a rabbit hole, Sebastian Maniscalca.

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Rabbit hole, Yeah, because hementioned on an interview that someone sent to
us that he had he shot apilot for a TV show about himself and
Tony Danzel was his Italian immigrant father. What you seen a picture of him
lately, Tony? Is it he'slooking like an old woman lady. Yeah,
here's one from John writes in Therereally isn't much that I would change.

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I like how the show has bouncedwell with multiple genders and a variety
of outlooks. Ravy is awesome,and I really enjoy the nerd and out
segment. I wish it was alittle longer. Sea Bass is occasionally annoying,
but he does a lot of greatcontent for the show. I do
appreciate how he corrects misinformation on theshow and seemingly takes personal responsibility and ensuring

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that information presented on the show isaccurate. Thank you email see if you
guys said that instead? Oh shutup? Sea Bass I wish more radio
shows did that. If only SeaBass would admit when he is occasionally wrong,
if he gets that right it evercomes up, I will admit.
Men took a while and had togrow on me. At first, I

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didn't really see what he did forthe show, but now I'm glad he's
part of the show. Still notsure what he does outside of social media
manager or whatever the hell that means. I do think he is funny,
though, and enjoy that he hoststhe Weakest Link. So there's another example,
like some person that you're saying,I have one person. Greg is
very cool and I really enjoyed hisstand up for Tuesday takeover the stand up

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Comedy. You should definitely do moreof content like that. Sammy is cool.
I wish he talked more, butit's probably busy doing administrative stuff.
Uh huh. I like typing upmemos, memoranda not here, administrative stuff.
That's what I think, Like,oh, dictation, Oh my least
favorite part of the show is thelive call in segments. Most people just

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don't do live radio. Well,I agree, maybe have more pre recorded
content instead. Yeah, this iswhat people said also on text, like
they enjoy the voicemails more. Andthere's a lot of like big podcasts,
that's what they do. They justdo voicemails. I mean, how to
podcast do live calls? Right right, I'm going recorded? Well you can,

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yeah, you call people back,they leave their number. Yeah,
a lot of them live stream andthey could do it, but they choose
to do the voicemails. Yeah.I know. There's so many radio shows
I listened to that I've heard thaton Like we stopped taking calls. We
just because Yeah, even if they'rea good storyteller, you've got delays,
bad reception. Yeah. See thisis great, Like we're reading a bunch
of stuff, like people sent theirfeedback in and I'm able to share it

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and incorporate people into the show.But you really kind of weed out the
bad storytellers. So people just can'tget to a to a point. But
I do want you know, Ido want people's input and feedback. I
do want that interaction. Well youcan do like that. Yeah, get
your phone number and leave a voicemail. I understand that, but we got
to intruct I do here one moreafter hours voicemail eight seven seven forty four.

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What that's eight seven seven forty four. What Hi, This is the
second morning that I listened to youguys talk, and I have to say
that, even though I think yousometimes play good music, the talk part
this show sucks. It's immature,it's narrow minded. If you people pass
are passing as chronos. And unfortunatelythe stuff you say on your show between

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yesterday and today is going to meanyou not want to listen to ever I
can, and I know you probablydon't care. I just put my two
suns. You people are immature,narrow minded, and uninformed. All right,
hit the bricks, holder, bitch, thank thank you, Bertha all
that anyway, So thank you forall your feedback. There's a ton more

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emails, a ton more feedback thatwe could share, but we do have
to take a break. We gotsome more Thursday morning. What the show
coming up for you next? Hangon. With a little extra effort,
I think we can up our likability. They will be right back fast.
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correct world. It is a Thursdaymorning. It's the final day of November,
November thirtieth, twenty twenty three.Morning. That's Ravy, Yes,
Greg Gordon, morning, Menace ishere? What is up Woody? Good
morning to you. Minus Hi.There's Seed Mass. We're out here.
Good morning, Seed Best. Sammy'shere. We got bored. We got
Caroline Morgan, Star of the Hour, our associate producer. Morgan's there for

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dollars. We're gonna narrow down someof these suggestions and we got some more
to add to the list before wemake our decision. She's here. We
got vaughn Our video producer. Youon the phones at eight seven seven forty
four Woodie eight seven seven forty four. What he texts us over to two
to nine eighty seven. So shehas been tasted shocked with the shot gloves.

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Right, she's done the the unchip challenge, and then after she
does the challenges when she gets tospend the wheel to find out how much
it's gonna be worth, up toone thousand dollars nin and uh so we've
got some other suggestions. You readyto hear these? Morgan? See?
Uh yeah, hit me what everybodythinks of these? All? Right?
Here we go from the after hoursvoicemailed eight seven seven forty four. Woodie,

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Hey, what do you show?This is Sebastian. I got a
fare for dollars idea for Morgan.I was thinking you could have Minnesoka's feet
in the plot of water and boilsome fetuccini in that, and I ever
eat the fetuccini with some of hisfoot shavings at a topping, kind of
like parmosome cheese. You know,you can call it the feet of Chenie
challenge. No, that's my suggestion. I hope you have ticket take care.

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Isn't the one that we've done that? We did that almost, but
that was Roman. That was Roman. This is differently differently, yeah,
different different but there was foot shavings. Yeah, that was the one thing
Randy could not do. Yeah,did you, Uh, did you work
here? When no, I guessyou didn't. Like when Menace has had
his shaving, He's had his shavingsaround a number of times, but like

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a jar somewhere, he takes aknife and he cuts like dead skin off
to the bottom of his foot.Who doesn't and then keeps it like Howard
hughes nobody else. You're married.It's so gross, and you're married.
That's an appropriate question. I willsay. That's one of the grosser ideas
that we've gotten. Yeah, thefeet shavings, all right, So the
feet of chie because it's got tobe on the list. I'm not sure

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that's gonna make it. We'll say, we'll say puccini. Uh. Morgan's
there for dollars idea another one offthe after hours voicemail. Guys, this
is Gil. So what I wascalling in for was for Morgans there for
money. I don't know what youguys said over the name. But how
about she gets a tattoo of seabass saying this is my brother. Just

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the thought that works? Thanks allright, So tattoo of sea bass,
like the other tattoo idea, becausethe reason idea, that's the reason.
He says that because every time wepost a video Morgan, they're accused of

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that was not so Morgan, gotcha? And how do you feel when people
say that that Your brother insists likeyou're the female version of Sea Bass.
Are you flattered by that or youthere's differently to it in the humor wise,
you know part of it. Iam flattered by it. That's not
what he's referencing. Okay, wellthen you look like each other. Oh
no, absolutely not. It's actuallyhelped me, like go the gym harder.

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Yeah, they're more. Yeah,yeah, I don't know if that
doesn't your gun point of the show, I'm absolutely missing the point flattering.
You don't know what a h heis? Yeah, it's a it's been.
It's a very popular these days.Post Malone just did one. I

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believe in Australia houses pie. It'sa old rugby thing you do with after
parties where you just drink beer outof a shoe. Basically. Okay,
because this person, uh says uh, just emailing my suggestion for Morgan's Dares
for Dollars segment, have Morgan doa shoey from one of MENACE's old shoes.
I have something from the garage.It's very popular in oh Luke emailing

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from Australia and he says the pieis always good here. That's pretty funny.
Okay, all right, So ashoey what is that? So you
did just chuck a beer out ofa shoe or poor out of a shoe.
It doesn't sound that difficult. Yeah, we used to do it to
rookies at rugby after parties, likea gross cleat you pour a beer in

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there. Yeah, okay, allright, So what we've got on the
list, and then this is thepart where I'm gonna ask everybody here to
come up with their top three,okay, and then from there Morgan gets
to veto one of the top threevote getters collectively from our our choices,
and then the final two that areleft. That's when the listener vote decides

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what the challenge will be the therefor the dollars. Uh So, of
the newer ones that we've got,we've got the Santa wish list idea,
which is for her to go toone of these Malsanna's kind of like an
interview roulette. It's wish roulette,wish roulette. We have the tattoo idea
like the all in tramp damp thing, sitting in an ice tub like one

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of the ice bath things. Uhin studio downstairs, waxing, eat a
raw onion like an apple, suckon menaces, toes maybe dipped in something
like toe jam like yeah, likethe like preserves or Jesus, oh yeah,
and put a different put a differentpreserve on each toe and tell us,

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oh yeah, yeah, something likethat like that. The mouse the
mouse trap hug or the mouse trapin a box like you know, like
uh, we have like three boxesand oh yeah yeah. Uh, drink
Holiday creamers. That's kind of likethe the Papa Don's Garlic Taste test.
Hazel nuts like chug the Whole ModelChug hazel nuts. Uh. The Sammy's

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idea of the Christmas Story Challenge.Sammy wants to shoot you with a baby
gun or stick your tongue to afrozen something or like all everything from the
movie The Whole Okay. Then wehad the Jesus what's going on? Then
we had the cinnamon challenge. Yes, we had that one, an old

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school old Grady Yeah, wax andeyebrow that was in there. The Lego
coal Walk, The Baby Bird ofcourse from Menaces. Mount Menace is involved
in a lot of these, guys. I'm willing to participate. You offer
so many things that much better.A fountain, yeah, fountain of spider

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on the face, although Samy justhad a dead mouse on her face.
I don't want to talk. She'snot over You're not over it. I
watched the video. No, Iwon't watch the video. Really. Yeah,
well she's a little bit. Shesaid that she was sad at the
time. Yeah, the dead mousewas like way over the top from even
for some reason, what I thoughtyou guys could come up with. Really,

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Oh yeah, like I was shockedby that. Well really, I
had a dead mouse on my faceyesterday. I mean, it wasn't meant
for you, I know, Ijust did. Like I was just like,
oh yeah, glory whole challenge.I'm sure, like, I'm sure
there will be some stuff, ButI didn't think a dead mouse on my
face. It wasn't gathered from behindthe dumpster downstairs. And you know what,
I hate to say this because it'sa clean one. I hate to

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say this, but what has Sebasbeen saying four weeks to say, go
back into our archives and watch allof our videos, and you would have
known that something that bad would havebeen through the give me a candy can
A good point by you menace.Yeah, you should be mad at Woody
of all people, because he volunteeredyou for that. I didn't know about

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the mouse, but I was justsaying, you knew it's gonna be something.
It was all soft and fuzzy.Well, I mean I figured there
might be like a gross element toit, but I wasn't sure exactly.
Giving you kisses, yeah, Ifeel would have been. I feel like
we've had worse for that we have. I don't think live car approaches are
as bad as a dead mouse onyour face. I really don't. What's

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so? What's what was the what? What? What is it about the
mouse that makes it worse? Like? What's well because it's a dead animal.
I mean I almost cried when youguys had that raccoon hat in here,
like I don't like that stuff.And my face is still itchy and
I don't know why because after itwas my face, well no, okay,

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so I have em, and afterthe mouse is on my face,
Sea Bass gave me disinfectant wipes thatI think are just for like a table
that I then rubbed all over myface. And so because I think it's
probably that, I don't think thatit's the mouse. But now because my
face is so itchy, it's constantlyreminding me that I had a dead mouse
on my face. It was justthe whiskers and the tail. Really,

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yeah, waxed eyebrow. I alreadymentioned that one. Mm hm okay.
Yeah. So those are the thoseare the main ones that we're working with
here. So out of those,you guys have the full list. Yeah,
and so you're gonna give me youryour top three. We'll come back
after the break and I'll tell youwhat the top three vote getters were,
and then we'll have Morgan veto oneout and then we'll open up the votes

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to everybody else, all right whenwe come back, and then uh,
I don't know, and then we'llhave some more counseling for Sammy after the
Gloriole challenge from yes, all right, So I've asked everybody here in the
studio. I even went around toBort and Caroline and Vaughan. Yeah,

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and I got and I'll tell youwhat the votes were. Really all over
the place the plan, but wehave three dares for dollars, all right,
that one you can veto. Okay, you get to veto one of
these and the top vote getters doyou send them in challenge? Okay?

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The Santa wish List, So goingto see Santa and uh interview roulette style,
we get to uh tell you whatto ask for. Can we break
these down and analyze just real quickright now? The Santa wishless. I
love the idea outside of Dares forDollars, Yeah, I love it.
It's just a regular bit because andI mean the idea of rules. But

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I think Santa would figure it outreal fast. Yeah, oh for sure.
You know you've got to be agood actor. People ask me like,
how do you when you're going toreturn these things that are obviously insane?
Right right? Will take you tooseriously? Will act acting to be
No? I agree with that onethousand percent, But that should just be
a normal segment that. Yeah,I love the idea, but I don't

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know if it belongs in Dares forDollars. I like the idea too.
I'm worried about getting banned from amall. First off, that's not gonna
happen. Second off, Okay,that's a menace. Worry not you worry.
Yeah, I can. I cansend you a list of malls that
you wouldn't want to go back to. Okay, so what's the consensus on
that. I say, take itout of dares dollars? Take it out?

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Yep? Agreed. Agreed, underthe condition that she does it anyway,
right, happen. I am absolutelydown to do it. I think
it's hilarious. All right, Wellhold on now, all right, so
sit him a challenge is one drinkHoliday Creamers is the other top vote getter,
and then the third one will bebaby birding from MENACE's Mouth. I

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would also like that to be Christmasthemed if possible. I mean it could
be yeah, yeah, yeah,fruitcake, right, fruitcake? And I
was, but I was looking forstuff for the Gloriohole challenge. Nobody sells
fruitcake anymore, really, like CBSor something. Well, yeah, I
went to the Aldie cost code.That's what I thought. That's surprising.

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Smart Walmart. You gotta go tolike Walgreens. They put it out every
year and the same stuff for twentyyears. You can line but storefront wise
is nobody so hard? Yeah?All right, So Morgan, out of
those three you get to veto oneagain. The three options, the cinnamon
Challenge, the UH Holiday creamers,or the baby birding from MENACE's mouth holiday

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theme. Quick question? Has anyonedied from the cinnamon challenge? Yeah?
People have gone to the hospital hospital. Yet you can you can inhale that
cinema? It can problems, thoseproblems because it gets in your lungs,
your lungs and you can't get itout. Yeah. It's like how people
when they were doing that giant strawchallenge that the water through a uh toilet

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paper tube, they were as asperatingwater. You do the same thing with
cinnamon. Yeah, that's a dumbquestion. Next, well, the most
common risk is there coughing, gagging, vomiting, and inhaling cinnamon. Which
she gets to She gets to vetoone. I think I've made my decision,
all right? Which one are youvetoing? I feel like I'm gonna
regret this, but I am vetoingthe cinnamon challenge. The cinnamon challenge has

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been vetoed. I don't know why. That one seems way more painful to
me, all right, painful.You gotta see the video of Menace.
It was pretty it was pretty funny. It's a good visual. You can
that's that's just too much cinnamon.Yeah, I'm still burning from that chip.
So yeah, all right, Sothe two choices, the vote is

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now set. You guys get todecide for dares for dollars, what Morgan
will do for an undetermined amount ofmoney. You're gonna text the number one
to vote for. Well, youknow what we need that for, text
Creamer because we need that for thered Neck News vote. Very important.

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We can't get these things. Weshould mentioned that Creamer is. She's not
just gonna be like tasting creamers.No, it's not like a shot of
creamer. She's gonna finish in youknow, whatever the time period is now
or whatever. All right, Soyou're gonna text Creamer over to two two
nine eighty seven if you think sheshould do that, or you're gonna text
baby Bird. I'm like, whyare we even doing over to nine eight

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seven? Win? Right, I'mnot sure. I don't know. They're
both holiday theme I'm excited about.Oh yeah, they're both great. You're
welcome. Minus they're gonna get anice meal out of this. They're both
great. But I like them both. I love both of them. Yeah,
Holiday creamer would lead to some greatnew barf sounds, which I love.

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Yeah, but I feel the otherone, but I feel like kind
of does both. Yeah, wellthat's gonna be more get. I don't
think she'll get it down. Ithink it'll be a god. She'll just
fit that out look and we'll becloser as coworker. What's that? Is
that the deal that she has toswallow it? Right? Yeah? I
mean Greg, I'm being fed.Greg has done this many times. Yeah,
it's being fed Greg. Yeah,I did, I have it on

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video. I don't even lie.I remember that I got was marshmallows,
and I did, and the secondone was bagel and cream cheese. I
think it's great. Yeah, biscuitsand biscuits and grit gets in and I
don't remember if I swallowed it.Yeah, you swallowed, right? So
do you swallow creamers? Dirty four? Absolutely? Text Creamers over to two

(28:53):
to ninety seven for the holiday creamerone, or text baby Bird over to
two tone for that one. It'sdares for dollars. Yes, I'm excited.
Somebody suggested that once you veto something, the next round we do,
we put that one back, Butthat kind of defeats the veto rolling veto
right right. Well, as longas there's other options, it kind of

(29:15):
mixes it up. I'm not againstdoing the cinnamon challenge altogether. I just
think that that right now in thismoment, Yeah, okay, I don't
know, right, you get andthat's what you exercised. A lot of
votes coming in. It's pretty close. Great, they could both be great.

(29:41):
All right, Yeah, welcome backMorgan's Dare for dollars. It looks
so close and I have never seena vote this close. This has been
the closest vote we have ever had, I think, for anything that we've
asked for anything, anything. Thisis like hanging chats. Yeah, so

(30:04):
let me give you a little behindthe scenes. We checked in on the
results and it was a one votedifference, literally one vote difference, after
about seven minutes of voting. Weeven rechecked and then did a recount.
Yeah, and then we and thenwe waited until you know, right before
we came back from the break andwe did another quick count from what we

(30:27):
didn't have before. The one thatpulled ahead did by two votes. No
way, I'm so surprised. Iwent from a difference of one vote to
a difference of two votes. It'sthat close. So she vetoed the cinnamon
challenge, which that's just where youget like a teaspoon of cinnamon and you

(30:47):
try to swallow it. I've alwayswanted to try that too, menas did
it video from years ago, likeyears and years ago, like two thousand
and seven or eight or something likethat, back when that was like the
things pretty con just to see ifwe could do it, and it is
funny. It looks like a firebreathing dragon. And then the the other
two that were left for you guysto vote on, drinking holiday creamers,

(31:07):
like the special holiday flavor, peppercoffee creamers, like the whole thing.
What's the one that you guys areripping on the other day you said nobody
like, nobody likes hazel nut.I have no idea why they make it,
and if they do like it,they're psycho and they're lying because there
are people on the text defending whateverthat was, like a person I'm psycho.
Yeah, well, psycho perfume.I'll drinking the peppermint sounds way worse,

(31:32):
honestly, what creamer gross? Forcreamy peppermint drinks? What do I
want to drink? Gum. Haveyou ever had a peppermint mocha? It's
delicious, disgusting someone I want tosay it was like gingerbread, like like
a probably like a gingerbread man likesugar cookie. I'm down for Yeah,

(31:55):
peppermint a day. So it wasdrink holiday creamers or the baby birding from
MENACE's Mouth, which would also belike a holiday theme. Uh, we
have to figure out, like,you know, what would be baby bird
like a fruitcake? Ky they maybewe can find that fruitcake you were looking
for or something like that. Well, the results are in again, it's

(32:16):
just a difference of two votes.Greg is over there tallying. I'm like
reading off stuff off the off thetext and was like, oh yeah yeah,
old school like a hand count,you know, just to make sure
looking at it was too too close. Voting doesn't work. Okay, here

(32:37):
we go, Ladies and gentlemen fordare for dollars Morgan, we'll be enjoying
a holiday themed something from Men's mouthto swallow it. Well, that's the

(33:00):
idea, Greg had to that's theidea. That's because that's what baby birding
is. It's the mommy bird feedingthe baby butter just making sure, we're
establishing acquired You have to nourish,Morgan. Yeah, we're nourishing. I'm
going to be your mama bird sohard. You'll be connected for why Yeah,

(33:22):
Now someone on the text that watchoff for diseases and stuff. Can
I get a disease from food andmeneses? Yeah, totally because bacteria.
I'm willing to test beforehand. Ifyou like breath, what could you get?
I mean there's nothing. Right,we have that story about you know,

(33:43):
family feud making them test for herpes. Oh yeah that was mouth herpes.
Yeah, we could get back clearedup for Yeah, but that's only
during the outbreaks, right, Idon't know what it was like. No
one, we've brought this up before. No one like goes in and gets

(34:06):
herpies intentionally, Like right, you'renot a sword. Probably not making it
out with that person. I meanI have a tendency to get an outbreak.
So I wonder, like, wouldI test positive? Is it just
lying dormant in me all times?And I would probably test positive for herpes?
Maybe he has herpies yep, thesurprised Oh yeah, in defense of

(34:30):
hazel nut creamer. And I knowI do not have a horse in this
race. I don't drink coffee orwhatever, but this, uh, this
person says, hazel nut creamer andhot chocolate makes it taste like nantilla.
Okay, so just eating do that. Yeah, I don't want to drink
Natella. I love hazel nuts andthe flavored drinks. I'm a psycho.
I like hazel nuts, liar,I like hazel nut. Is it is

(34:52):
good? Gross hazel nuts? We'retalking about the hazel nut artificial flavoring.
Yeah, we can throw some ofthat up and up in my mouth.
Stuff. What if it's like likea little bit of fruitcake and making a
mush or I don't know. We'llfigure out what the We'll figure out what

(35:12):
the holiday mix will be because it'sgot to be liquidy, but it also
has to be chunky, right makingit soggy with creamer. Maybe throw some
cranberries liquid and some like those littlebaby Reeses too that come in the candy
cane. Come in a candy can. Because she hates peppermint peppermint creamer trees.

(35:37):
Look, there's no bad. Ohmy god, the Reese's trees.
I saw those at Walmart. Belike a pudding and the little Debbie trees
and a little deadie tree and yeah, like a three course meal. Can
I get a you know, appetizerdesert it's like a like a bite of

(35:58):
each Yeah. Wow, you diggingyour own graveyard, right, I love
that idea. So I said,how much is this gonna be worth?
Again, we don't know yet.The wheel knows she's gotta she's got to
do the challenge and then spin thewheel to find it up to a thousand
bucks. But then after you dothe challenges, when you spin the wheel
to find out how much. That'swhy when we did that that taser glove

(36:22):
thing and then landed on twenty fivebucks sometimes, but didn't she make more?
Didn't What do you offer you todo it again or something? We
did the doubler or I spun again? I know what it was, because
you had another thing. What wasthat other shocker thing? It was the
stun flash light thing. Yeah,yeah, it's actually hurt more. Yeah,
so it was it was another offerand to do a second thing,

(36:45):
and I spent two hundred something Ithink, yeah, so totally. Yeah,
so that that worked out. We'regonna take a quick break. Thank
you everybody for your votes. Thatwas intense yeah, next week. So
now we got to get the itemstogether, so we'll do it. We'll
do it early next week, allright, we'll get it all together and
then and then well we'll do theofficial follow through for Morgan's dare for dollars

(37:08):
little Meal. Thank you everybody.I can't believe. Again, I can't
believe how close that vote was.It is shock Yeah, because yeah,
both would have been great. Everyvote counts, at least here it does.
Just vote Woody hit us up withthe text over to two two nine
eighty seven to stop kissing and snugglingturtles. Well, I think that's particulars.

(37:30):
I think yeah, you could havegot Salmon Miller's who sucks down The
Woody Show. Still can't believe thereare suckers out there who willingly sign up
for the show. Yeah, buthere we are. This is the Woody
Show. Is not a New HourInsensitivity Trading Tree, politically correct world.

(37:52):
It's a Thursday morning. It's Novemberthe thirtieth, twenty twenty three, The
Woodie Show, Woody, Bravy,great menas bit, there's Sammy. That's
the trending news headlines coming up foryou at this hour. And I got
the results from yesterday's playoff round ofthe Redneck News. It's the weapons bracket
yesterday and our winter moving on intothe semifinal will be mister Clinton Collins there

(38:15):
in Oklahoma who stabbed a guy throughthe head with the flagpole that still had
the American flag dangling off the endof it when they got there and had
to like cut the flagpole off themjust to get him to fit in the
ambulance. It was an argument inthe parking lot of a sonic drive in
Oh Wow. So Chris. Thatwill represent the weapons bracket moving on into
the semifinal round, which is nextweek as we get to figure out who

(38:37):
will be the Redneck News story ofthe year. Today we have the white
trash bracket. What happened? Ofcourse? My music, Sammi, we
need it great, Sammy? What'dyou do? So fired? Trash?

(39:00):
Brackettay just a texture, voting overto nine eight seven which one he thinks
you can move on to that semifinal round. There are three nominees,
this one back from April, SouthCarolina, where it's from where we've got
this guy named Alan Riggs. Helives with his ex wife. Why I
don't know, but he does,I know people that do that. Yeah,

(39:20):
maybe it's financial. It's financial.It's got to be. They were
both home one night, but theyweren't alone. The ex wife had her
new boyfriend over. Oh and whenthey turned in for the night, Alan
was still up and got annoyed whenhe heard them getting it on. He
tried banging on the walls to gethim knocked off. That didn't work,
so he ran out to his car, got his gun, came back inside,

(39:43):
racked it right outside the bedroom door, as he later told the police,
an attempt to ruin the mood.It would. Yeah. So the
ex girlfriend comes out to confront him, and uh, he told her.
So she went back in there.She was fixing a die. Oh okay
that WoT Alan walked back to thecouch, went back to playing his video

(40:04):
games. The new boyfriend heard whatwas going on out there and called the
cops. Alan arrested charge of felonydomestic violence. And you know that as
soon as they took that guy away, the bangathon was on. He's gone.
Yeah, So that's nomine number one. Hearing this white trash bracket of
the Redneck news playoffs, not anumber two. It's a different kind of
redneck story from Illinois, where thiswoman, Hillary Milner, she was having

(40:29):
a hell of time finding anyone whowas willing to write up an obituary for
her dad, so she just said, f and I'll do it myself.
End quote. Let it out.She starts by saying her father, Kenneth
Joseph Poolar Junior, died at theage of sixty two after losing a battle
with sepsis. She says, quote, after fifty years of crap, starting
with everyone and everything that he couldfind a fight in Alton, Illinois,

(40:52):
this hardest nails sob finally found somethingmeaner and more stubborn than himself. She
calls him a card caring ray banwearing camo, overall love and redneck who
loved ton, fishing, drinking,and country music. He was a daredevil
of sorts who probably invented the phrase, hey, y'all watch this. Hillary
goes on to talk about how herdad was outdoorsy, great at growing his

(41:15):
own weed, a halfway decent carpenter, and if you can convince him to
show up to work, that ishe was good of it. Just about
everything he tried he tried to begood at. But yeah, it didn't
stop him from trying his best todo absolutely nothing except drink, smoke and
listen to music like every sad cowboysong. He couldn't stay married, but
that didn't keep him from trying againand again and again. He had total

(41:36):
of four legal marriages and divorces onecommon law marriage under his belt that they
knew of. The family planned tohonor Kenny the old fashioned way with a
party, so they were gonna haveplenty of food and beer that you don't
have to pay for his favorite freefood, free beer. And then rather
than sharing emotional memories, people willjust start talking crap about Kenny and about

(41:59):
it life. So they said,don't send flowers, rather take a trip
to the dollar store in Kenny's honor. So that's a nominee number two.
Yeah, that was so funny.And then finally nomine over three. Here
in the white trash bracket from Indianapolis, where you got this chick named Blossom
Kirby who was sentenced to a yearin prison. She was arrested last year

(42:22):
after people saw her riding around townon her bike with her two kids infants
by the way, in a basketthat was being held on with a bungee
cord. Oh my god. Multiplepeople called nine to one. One who
they saw what was going on saidthat Blossom nearly crashed and fell off her
bike. One witness ran up toher initially and thought that they were baby
dolls in that crate until he sawone of the baby's arms move, And

(42:45):
when the cops arrived, Blossom toldthem that she quote don't have no car
and always carried the babies around inthe milk crate because she didn't see a
problem with that particular mode of transport, and they love it. Shoot the
baby et yeah, yeah, right, the babies who were just in diaper,
They were taken away by the Departmentof Child Services. Blossom arrested and
on top of the new charges,she was in trouble for violating probation on

(43:07):
a prior auto theft charge. Yeah, so a lot of transportation issues.
You know. That's a nominee numberthree choices she have. Who do you
think should move on into the semifinal round? One step closer to the
redneck news story of the year textto number one for mister Allan Riggs in
South Carolina who got arrested and triedto kill the mood with his ex wife

(43:28):
who could be here heard banging hernew boyfriend in the other room. Text
one over to two two nine eightseven. Just join in Text number two
the obituary of Kenneth Joseph Puular thecard carrying ray ban, wearing camo overall
love and redneck. Text two overto two two ninety seven or text number
three. Who is also a Motherof the Year nominee Blossom Kirby who as

(43:50):
sends to a year in prison forriding around town with her babies in a
crate bungee corded to the front ofher bike. At least she wasn't leaving
them at home alone. Yeah,Text three, Right, she could have
left him home while she went tothe bar. She could have that's happened.
Yeah, Oh we heard about thatall we hear that. It's a
common tale. Yeah, the bar, the casino. Text three over to

(44:12):
two two ninety seven to vote forthat one. We'll collect your votes announced
tomorrow morning. Who wins and moveson? Have you ever shot a shotgun?
Yeah? I've always wanted to.There was I'll do. I've shot
yeah, endless guns. I meanI own a nine millimeter right, but
I would go to the gun rangewith my one buddy, dude I think

(44:34):
had pretty much every weapon under theplanet. We shot all kinds of stuff.
I shot a handful of guns,like handguns, yeah, but never
a rifle. Yeah. There wasthis one guy's called the judge. Oh
and just because like you know,hey man, there's gonna be no court
date. This is the judge inyour case. And that was a shotgun.
No, but dude, this thingwas awesome. That was one of

(44:54):
my favorite things to shoot. Andof course we were shooting. We did
like automatic serience in my life.Yeah. Maybe, like I said,
we we went to the gun rangetogether. I did one time. Well,
I mean we went we went tothe gun store in Vegas. Yeah.
I have shot a rifle, butnot a right like a like a
shotgun, like you know, thefarmer comes running. Yeah. Fun man.

(45:15):
That I would like to try andtime to check in on the trending
news headlines for this Thursday morning.Well, just moments before it was supposed
to expire last night, Israel agreedto extend the ceasefire with Hamas with the
intention of doing some more hostage andprisoner swaps. But Israel's Prime Minister says

(45:37):
that at some point this will beexhausted and that they will resume pounding hamas
into the earth. Yeah. Imean they thought it might be extended.
They weren't sure. Yeah, Andthis is because everybody's like, oh,
well, you know, maybe thiswill be the end of the fighting or
whatever. No, they knew,Benjamin Nett. Yahoo's like, no,
everybody from the government to the citizensat every level, like we're going to
finish the mission exactly. So likethey're they're doing this. But my question

(46:00):
is, and if they know thatthey can get a ceasefire like hamas,
like they know they can draw aseasefire by take, is this just encouraging
more kidnappings and everything else to getmore hostages so that they can get another
seasfire later. It's a good question, right, I'm glad I don't understand
their mindset. I'm wondering how manyof hamas they've actually gotten to. I

(46:22):
don't know, because they're seem likesuch excellent hiders, Like they're putting innocent
citizens out in front of them.So that's why they're so evil, and
that's who's getting killed exactly. It'salso just crumbling infrastructure, and you know
there are tunnel systems and all theseother things are getting you know, destroyed.
So like all the people I've beenseeing speak about it, say,

(46:45):
you have to It's like a groundassault. That's what you have to do.
You can't just keep bombing bombing.It's not because, I mean,
the whole situation sucks. It sucksso bad. Also, old timey former
Secretary of State Henry Kissinger died yesterday. Yeah, same here. I'm like
always known the name right of course. He was one hundred years old.

(47:08):
Served under Presidents Nixon and President Ford, where he was both vilified and at
the same time earned the Nobel PeacePrize. A busy guy with Vietnam and
Watergate and US relations between China andthe USSR. And he was asked in
an interview just last year, atthe age of ninety nine with ABC News
if he wished he could take backany of his decisions, and Kissinger said,

(47:30):
quote, I've been thinking about theseproblems all my life. It's my
hobby as well as my occupation,and so the recommendations I made were the
best of which I was then capable. So Henry Kissinger dead at the age
of one hundred. So he basicallysaid no, No, I mean he
said, just at that moment,in that time, that was the best
decision that I could have made.And hindsight's a bitch, you know,

(47:52):
because sometimes you think about some ofthe things that you've done or some of
the things that, yeah, youknow, whatever involved that your administration was
involved in, Like knowing what youknow now, you know, would you
have made a different decisions. Butlike that's you didn't have that perspective or
you didn't have that information at thattime. I could be wrong, but
didn't get the Nobel Peace Prize.But then secretly told Nixon like, hey,

(48:13):
we should bomb the crab out ofthese people. No idea. Yeah,
and again yeah, yeah, thatwas the headline yesterday. It was
still alive. And now he's theother person. You said, rave like,
oh, the headline is that theywere still alive, that somebody recently
died. Who just died. Wasn'tit an actor who from Rocky or something

(48:36):
like that? No, I forgetwho it was. Yeah, but I
was like that that headline is theywere still with us. Yeah, I
agreed. He was like, wow, I know, I can't think of
who too. But we had onerecently Lancaster not Burt Lancaster, Bert Young
Young was Yeah, Paulie from theRocket Movie. Okay, there's somebody recently
that I thought died in the eighties, right, and they literally just died

(48:57):
right like what, I can't rememberwho. We're gonna have to look that
up. Uh, this is prettycrazy, but it's true. Aaron Rodgers
was back at practice with the Jetsyesterday and the coach is it Robert Salay?
Is that Robert Sala Sala Sleigh right? Uh, says that he's been
cleared for functional football activity. Butjust because Aaron wasn't was that practice doesn't

(49:19):
mean that he's going to be playinganytime soon. It's just another step in
his Achilles injury rehab, and thecoach stressed that they won't push him hard
even if he's looking good. HIf the Jets are in playoff contention this
season, Aaron says, he willplay. I mean, which they could
be. I mean they I mean, were they right? Well, they're
fifteen oh sixteen, so they probablynot. Well. Because somebody was pointing

(49:43):
to what's the thing is like thethe percentage that the the team, you
know, they show it during thegames. Will say like at this point
in the game winning, right,aws, maybe they do those stats whatever.
Yeah, it was like something crazylow like well, like I said,
they're fifteen of sixteen in the AFC, it was zero point four percent
or something like that of the Jetsmaking the playoffs. So it's almost non

(50:06):
existent. But let's just say theystart killing it and then they do make
it with Tim Boyle, do theywant to change their Well, there's only
three weeks left to I mean,I would go with Aaron Rodgers over Tim
Boyle, anybody would, or ZachWilson or any of those guys. It's
just incredible. I mean, justthe fact that he's out there doing what
he's doing now is incredible. Withthe devil. And then the other thing

(50:29):
about it is that this system thatthe NFL has about that there's a twenty
one day window. If from twentyone days from now they don't activate him,
then he can't play at all postseasonor otherwise. Right, so they
have to get him back at leastinto the practice system to then be able
to evaluate to know if he couldbe able to play should the you know,
snowball's chance in hell present itself,because otherwise they have to deactivate him

(50:53):
for the for the rest of theseason and whatever playoffs might come. But
that'd be great for the NFL script. It is the script. The script
would be fire. Oh my godthat he came back and then they won
the super Bright write him back in, dude, don't deactivate, Come on
NFL the Greatest. Another news,Elon Musk was on CNBC and he had

(51:14):
a message for the Disney CEO,Bob Iiger and every other advertiser has been
jumping ship f X. He saidhe hopes they go away forever, and
then he summed it up by saying, go after yourself. That's when you
know you're loaded, right, Andyes, he said it live on the
air. Go after yourself. AndElon says he feels like he's being blackmailed
by certain companies and that he wouldthat he thinks that they think that he

(51:37):
would just go ahead and pay forthe ads because he's been blacklisted over lots
of issues. That's the main reasonthat Disney has paused advertising on X.
But Elon made it clear he doesn'tcare and they can all go f themselves.
That's the thing, man, youpaid forty some billion dollars for a
company and you're hoping for advertisers.Ru but you're so loaded that despite all
that, you don't care. Youget up there and you go, hey,

(51:58):
go after yourself to potent advertisers,like that's that's literally f you money
exactly. It's the dream that everybody'sgot to be able to do that.
Somebody had texted over and I don'tknow Sebass is not in the room at
the moment. Uh. Is todaythe day the official release day for the
cyber truck. They're releasing ten cybertrucks in Austin today. Oh? Ten

(52:20):
ten? That's it. Yeah,that's the article I was reading. You're
getting your cyber truck. You gotto go to Austin, Austin, yes,
to get your cyber truck. Idon't know what Elon's waiting for.
I know he's doing this. Youknow. It's like they do with all
these new cars. It's like theofficial rollout for VIPs. Why I'm not
a VIP is beyond me. Yeah, how could you not? For influencer?
I can understand why you feel thatway, ye knowing you, I

(52:43):
mean for years international celebrity. Ithink they need to make sure everything's okay.
They've got time, they're out theretime I told you I saw one
in real life riding around. I'veyet to see what. Like, there
was a post yesterday and the commentslike, uh, that's I think that
could be. That could be asegment that we do every once in a

(53:04):
while called I'm here for the commentsand just find like a post where we're
all right, So here's what thepost is about. Here are the comments.
Dude, the cyber truck is justgetting just killed about like how ugly
it is like, and then peoplewho know stuff about cars or whatever talking
about like the gaps in the linebetween the whatever and this thing and the
fluctuator where the hell it is?And I like to see it in action

(53:27):
because I'm not even convinced it canturn. Looks like something a little it's
like something a little kid drew inkindergarten class. It looks like somebody built
it in rowblocks. Genius is oftenmocked when it first appears. Always I
would like to see it maneuvers.Hey, guys, would you like to
pay top dollar for the ugliest vehicleever created? You're gonna say this all
day and it's just gonna be justfine. I'm sure it'll be just fine.

(53:50):
But I just wonder, like whoI like for sea mass? Like
why buy it for all the numberone bulletprove because that's what you need.
But beyond that, how many timesyou've been shot at in your car?
I've had guns drawn on me severaltimes, and you call you car.
But if I had a let's say, a bulletproof shield nearby, that'd be
very useful, okay. Also insanerange five hundred miles a zero to six,

(54:15):
fast as hell zero to sixty andlike two point nine seconds you can't
And because of that huge range andall those batteries, you can basically live
in the thing. So I'm goingto all these festivals and things like that.
I read it a tesla just forthat reason, where you can you
know, climate control for long periodsof time. You can camp in it.
It's got that shell on the back, so it's safe to store your

(54:35):
thing. So and hello, ifyou have a couch that you need to
buy, you can go get thecouch exactly, or Christmas tree shopping carts.
If I see it on the sideof the road, it's a truck.
And you see those cars every oncein a while on the road.
You're like, wow, somebody boughtthat. Whether it's the color alone.
Oh, I saw like a babyblue Crysler La Baron the other day and
I thought, wow, somebody wentinto a dealership at one point and went,

(54:57):
yep, you did that. Theystill mad Chrysler LeBaron. Oh yeah,
so my mom had at one pointsomebody looked at it. My mom
had that car in like nineteen eighty, right, you know. But like
you see these cars, you're like, man, you went to the dealership
and you're like, I want toone, and you know what's gonna make
it really cool? This interior?Ye, and you're like, what the
hell? What were you thinking?Like burnt orange interior with a yellow car?

(55:20):
Like, but the cyber truck islike teetering between ugly that it makes
it cool. Thank you. Likethere's a lot of shoes out there that
they're so ugly that you're like,yeah again to Laurian, we don't we
have precedent for this. Sure,it's probably the only vehicle you can park
safely on the streets of San Franciscoor Oakland because of the impenetrability of Even

(55:44):
though that was the biggest quote failthe cyber truck is when he unvailable four
years ago and he's like throwing throwthis steel ball at the window and it's
still shah though, cracked hard.Back to the drawing board. But like,
when it comes to technology, whendid this When did society want people
to fail instead of succeed? Likewe wanted to go to the moon so

(56:05):
bad and everybody rooted for it.Now when we want oh yeah, you
know you are you care I'm notgoing to buy it there. I don't
be care for. I just don'tget like why I just explained my position.
It's so hideously ugly. I don'tknow why anybody would buy it.
Look, there will be stories becausethere are all are going to Tesla with
rain get a Tesla, but thiswas this is a better rate than you
want to try a model wire orwhatever. And I'm not worried about bulletproof,

(56:28):
But what about a truck? Whatabout about whole things? Right?
Thank you get a truck, They'reuseful. There are plenty of trucks that
I'm like, Wow, it's asharp truck, right, this is the
is so it's so bad, it'sso ugly. Are they ever going to
be able to mass produce it?Absolutely? They built the whole factory in
Austin, Austin. So that's whythe rollouts in Austin, because they were
just saying how far behind they are. Well because because of cod Yeah,

(56:52):
because of covidrus, they cann't getthe factory. But I mean they had
to build a factory from scratch.But people be watching this thing like a
hawk. And I guarantee what hewill delight anytime there's the slightest story about
cyber truck self driving fails or thissuch and such fails light suck. I
wanted to succeed like crazy. Ilaugh at you guys, you know,

(57:14):
thinking that like this everybody being inself driving vehicles is like just around the
corner the way you guys talk aboutit, like that man thing. Well,
it'd be great, Like I would. I love it if you were
able to get in the car andgo do boot and put your destination in
there and then take a nap.That would rule. I would love that.
But we are so far away fromthat, uh, like we've had

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again, would define not really howhow how far we basically are there?
Essentially there will be hiccups. Wouldhe delights every time a self driving car
stalls in the middle of the road. But he yet he ignores the hundred
of the hundred or so people whowill die today. It'll be dead relatives
today because of human powered cars,and there'll be thousands upon thousands of trips

(57:57):
being taken per day because it's inmultiple cities. Yes, that are perfectly
fine, but then there will beone little car that might stop somewhere because
it is kind of confused. Argumentis that it's just it doesn't it's nowhere
near ready. It's quite being activelytell me what should it do then,
and not to not test it,Like, how do you make you ready?

(58:21):
Okay, well it's it's tomorrow,then congratulations, guys, it's awesome.
But I don't know how we cango back and forth all day.
My point here is do you makeyou ready? Though? Huh? How
do you make you ready without testingit? I understand the process that they
need to test, and it willeventually be a thing. I just don't
think it's on the horizon the waythat you guys do. I don't think
we're that close to it. I'vedone hundreds of thousands of miles of active

(58:42):
understand and you don't know. Youdon't understand I do, But it's not
nearly ready. And think about likeall the things. Look, how many
people have, Like what's the averageage of a car that's on the road
today. So by the time everybodyhas these self driving but by the time
everybody's got a self drive, whatare we talking about here? And how
expensive are they? Because as longas we have people who are driving driving
the self driving car thing like youtalked about, oh well, everybody's gonna

(59:05):
there's no more crashes or you knowwhatever. Fewer, okay, fewer.
But to the point where there's enoughof those and people are not controlling their
own cars, at what point doesthe average person to where that is the
average car on the road is oneof these self driving cars? Well,
it doesn't have to. Well,just to answer your first question, average
age of a car is twelve anda half years. Okay. But so
whenever we do get to the pointwhere everybody could have one, but everyone

(59:25):
doesn't need to have one. Theyjust need to be out there, right,
you just need to be competent enough. They're already better at driving than
humans are. As far as asafety percentage of technology of cars, that
has come a long way to beable to survive crashes way more than they
have in the past. I'm sayingthe average self driving car is safer per
mile than the average human driving caralready. Look, I'm rooting for you.
I think it'd be great to getin the car and take a nap.

(59:49):
I just want to see a cybertruck in this garage. I do
too. Yeah. Look, Ihope you get your see it. I
don't get why you want it,but I mean I know it'll make it
happy the way you would have money. Think like, how could anybody look
at a cyber truck and think,oh, that's so cool? Is the
way we think about how could anybodylike circus peanuts? Yes, the disconnect

(01:00:12):
is so that is a great andI think I think as many cyber trucks
will be sold as there are circuspeanuts sold. Oh, I don't think
that. I think it appeals.It appeals to a certain taste. For
sure. Do we have time forone more? Sure? There's this notoriously
strict jail in Russia, kau andthey have some really bad people there,

(01:00:37):
organized crime bosses, terrorists, somepolitical prisoners, And the reason it's making
the news is because a former prisonerjust published a piece that says they would
blast the same thirteen songs over andover and over as torture to the prisoners.
And the stars of this playlist atthis prison are Moby and bon Jovi,

(01:00:57):
so they would blast them over andover. Mainly in the morning,
it was always the same songs,three from Moby and then bon Jovi's It's
My Life and One Wild Night,and then just for variety, they would
mix in a little bit of aC D C and a few Russian songs,
but for the most part, bonJovi and Moby. That's you know
what's funny all the bon Jovi songs. You know that you mentioned all the

(01:01:21):
bon Jovi songs that you think of, right, you know, when you
mentioned bon Jovi, the first onethat came to mind was which one would
be the most annoying. It's myLife, not that one, not annoying
at all all day. That's another. It's My Life's sneaky, He's sneaky
popular overseas. I love bon Jovi. That that one song. It's just

(01:01:45):
that one song. It's just thisone song. I don't know why I
hate it. Yeah, it's myI just pictured like a bunch of like
mid life crisis people fist pumping this. Yeah, you know for sure.

(01:02:06):
It is like you're already a millionaireand you're like proclaiming how you're gonna like,
yeah, do you do? Youdo you girl? Yeah? All
the old school bon Jovi stuff,the slippery when wet era bon Jovie stuff
is right, dope way all day. Yeah, all right, thank you
very much, Greg gord More,What show next? The Woody Show and

(01:02:30):
Welcome back Thursday Morning? Dude?What a new expos claims that Jerry Turner
aka the Golden Bachelor isn't such anice guy after all? Really, what's
his name? Jeral name? Yeah? First of all, he's described on

(01:02:51):
the show as a retired restaurant touruh huh who hung up his career in
two thousand and six when he wasfifty five years old. The truth is
the last time you in a restaurantwas in nineteen eighty five, damn.
And he had several jobs since then, many after his supposed retirement, like
this gig as a maintenance man ata mental health center. Another claim Jerry

(01:03:14):
made that didn't exactly hold up isthat he didn't date in forty five years
during his maintenance gig. He meta chick. They dated for almost three
years. That relationship started about amonth after his wife died. They broke
up in twenty nineteen because he toldher that she was too fat to take

(01:03:34):
to his high school reunion. Shesaid she'd gained like ten pounds in the
time that they were together. That'sit, yeah, right, over three
years ten pounds, right, butshe was too fat to take to the
high school reunion. They were livingtogether at the time. He told her
to get out, and while shewas packing, she fell down some stairs,
ended up needing foot surgery, andeven then he wouldn't let her standing

(01:03:54):
longer. He made her go toa hotel. There were reported at least
two other women that he dated beforebecoming the Golden Batcher. So you know
it's a TV show. Damn Yeah, successful restaurant tour who retired hung up
his career in two thousand and six. It's like, dude, if you
retired wealthy from you know, therestaurant industry at you know, fifty five
years old, you're not taking amaintenance gig at a retirement home. Yeah.

(01:04:17):
That's yeah, that super mad susI told you since the beginning,
like all the promos for it beforeit started airing. They made him look
like this cool, suave guy,but if you actually watch the videos,
he was kind of a square.Yeah. Always said, don't get famous.
Don't get famous. People are justgonna go looking for the stuff like

(01:04:38):
this. People just be rich.Yeah, they're gonna find that girlfriend you
said it was too fat. Yeah, don't be famous. School reunion because
what's up? You kicked out ofthe house after she fell down the stairs.
Well what sucks is too because sometimesyou can get famous and everybody knows
who you are, and then theydig you up and then you're still not
rich, so then you're broke asout and then everybody hates you. You

(01:05:00):
know, just focus on you know, investments, stay rich. Yeah,
so I was like I saw itwas like no big hit forget fame.
So that's why like all the goldenbachelorettes that we have here on The Woody
Show, I mean they have everythingon their sleeve. They have no clothes
on, there's nothing for them tohide. No, it's all out there
in the open. It's all laidout on a gross beds bridge. Yeah,

(01:05:23):
and it was not it was notup there in the open. It's
up in their body somewhere. Ijust I just live map grand babies as
you're playing with your vibrator. Thisis the Woody Show and into another new
hour insensitivity training for a politically correctworld. Appreciate you being here. Give

(01:05:45):
us some of your valuable time thismorning. I'm moding. That's Ravy Great
Gory's here. I got menace rightthere? Hi, Sea mass out here?
Who has h this weekend audio?Here in a moment? Yep,
there's uh, Sammy Marting, wegot bored, we got Caroline Morgan's here,
Von Heer phones are open. Welove it. If you were a
part of the show, calling ineight seven seven forty four Wooding and up

(01:06:09):
with the text a check in someof those check ins over to two two
nine eight seven. Alright, souh today and audio? What we got
here? See? I was shocked, as many have been, that the
number one song this week yeah onthe Billboard charts is Greg all right,
Carrie share? Oh oh okay,all people share. So back in the

(01:06:29):
news she was on this, shedid the Thanksgiving period and now this is
again. This is the number onesong on iTunes on Billboard. It is
DJ play a Christmas song. Ohthis is the song that's number one.
Yeah, because I thought it wasJason Kelsey and Travis Kelcey. I was
like, Noline, Oh, Ithought maybe like Believe came back on the

(01:06:51):
chart because she was on that andit got that that always happens. Yeah,
this is number one. Yep,noise grig, Why is your shirt
still yucky? You're yuck? LieGod love Share music. It's kidding as
a person, she's mega rag,but it sounds like Believe part two kind

(01:07:14):
of well, you know, no, we have share here. We can
talk to her about this Share.The other line, the other part of
this news story is this is herher seventh decade of having some sort of
number one. In nineteen sixty fivewas I Got You, I Got You
babe, right yeah in Share andthen she had a bunch of hits obviously,
and then but then she didn't havenumber one hits on the main chart.

(01:07:38):
She had like dance number one hits, okay, and then Believe came
out. There was I saw likea clip from the interview where they were
like, hey, you know,Believe was twenty years ago. That's kind
of cool that still has like thisyou know significant right, and she's like,
that's not cool at all. Ihate it, like well, you
know like it. No, Iheard it. Share. I'll remind you

(01:07:59):
all your number one hits. Igot you Babe, Gypsy's, Tramps and
Thiefs. Yeah, I don't rememberhalf Breed. You can say that these
days. Share after all with PeterCetera was her good one. If I
could turn back time, of coursethat could turn that album ruled. I
went to that four. I sawSharon concert back when I was with chicks,

(01:08:24):
ironically, and of course believe afterNo and then you went when the
other decades were strong enough with adance club number one all or nothing song
for the lonely Share it again.We got DJ players. She's number one
again. That's on the main charts. I believe because I know, like

(01:08:45):
every year around this time, theMariah Careys, Yeah, the song that
always you know comes back. No, I did read into the headline because
a lot of people are going tosee it that Jason and Travis Kelsey have
number one Billboard hits. So Ilooked into it and it's rock digital song
sales and then the holiday digital songsnumber one. Greg, I did forget
about that. Schre Peter Satara songIt's so good. I figured you would

(01:09:10):
love it. Did you know youwere gay when you were at that tour?
When you were that I think itwas that concert that yes, you
know what. It's like, I'mgonna live my best life because of you.
I hope you're around for you don'tknow the worst. I won't you

(01:09:39):
way I take that words and yousay I don't know music rules plastic.
I'm America raund He was super hotsixties and seventies. But yeah, somehow

(01:10:03):
it was super hot when she wassinging half breed dude. It used to
be like a well still is,but it used to be like a big
mark of you know, authenticity toclaim some part Native American right, the
word claiming she has plunked our hairso close enough right and she wore a

(01:10:27):
head dress close She's like the OG cultural appropriate. I did it before
it was cool. Here's my newsong, Hapre alright. Today an a
bunch of more new music news.So Spotify does their year end review before
the years, even before the endof December. But so one of the

(01:10:48):
things, though, is when youfind out who your most listened to Spotify
artist is, you can get apersonal video message from that person. They
pre record some of these and weirdAl did that. I heard about it
this, Yeah, I haven't heard. I've heard about it, right,
So here's here's the message that weirdAl gave to people who he was the
number like our friend Tonys played themost played artists. All right, look,

(01:11:09):
I'll make this really quick. Ijust want to thank you all for
your amazing support. It's my understandingthat I had over eighty million streams on
Spotify. This's here, So ifI'm doing the math right, that means
I earned twelve dollars. So youknow, I'm not to give myself a
nice sandwich for the wrestaurant. Sofrom the bottom of my heart, thanks

(01:11:29):
for your support and thanks for thesandwich. We're already with this man because
artists have been complaining for years peopledon't want to pay for the music,
like they do nothing. The peoplejust keep on talking about it. But
I do have a fun nugget becausethey also do this with podcasts and then
so a lot of people are postinglike they listen to the Wood Show podcasts

(01:11:50):
and how funny do we make offand zero's and zeros. But it gives
you like the top five of Like, okay, I listened to The Woody
Show, number one now crazy funfact? Who is like the number two
podcasts for a lot? Yeah,what do you show fans? I will
guess. I'll guess your Mom's Southwith Tom Sigh would be like the number

(01:12:12):
one that has the most like matchingwith us. You're saying that, so,
I you know, its gonna benobody that I guess would have it.
But what is it? What arethe chicks that you know? The
no? Yeah, no, no, no, who is it? Bobby
Lee? Bobby Lee podcast propaganda.That's true, show listeners, that's is

(01:12:35):
true. It is. I wasshocked in my minutes. Bobby Lee does
one podcast with his ex wife,Yeah, little friend. He has like
multiple and they just kept on poppingup, and he does the most common
with the wood Show. He doesone with Andrew Santino, who you know,
yeah, Dave? Which one isthe least unfunny I've seen Andrew live

(01:12:56):
do stand up? He's very good. Yeah, orange haired guy, just
a little fun nugget. Because wewere just talking about that, I was
like, oh my god, somethingelse you never heard of? Half breed
from share marit up your chair RoldCherokee. Oh oh no, the Indians
said that I was one Indians reallyshow. I can't even anymore. Yeah

(01:13:23):
for the seventies, a Woody show. We will be right there. I've
had so many tracks I couldn't eventell you what trees that time they got
herpes, so don't touch them.They can give you herpes. I'm gonna
double now. This is a Woodyshow. Somebody texted over said, I

(01:13:45):
listened to Peter Satara and Shares afterall during the commercial break, and you're
right, A sleeper banger, sogood, so good. That's what Share
has been saying. All right thisweek? This week an audio our new
music for Woodie. This is aScott Stapp He's got another solo album.
Oh sweet, really new single,black Butterfly, Black Butterfly. Oh yeah

(01:14:08):
is it solo? Huh so yeah, well they don't I mean the quality?
Yeah? Yeah, like that couldbe any button rock like chicks washing

(01:14:30):
a car in a bikini noise.But Creed has made a huge comeback and
I was on the christ recruit.He's singing Creed. I think the one
of the baseball teams they love.So it's now Yeah, Texas Rangers.
Yeah, so it's been long enoughwhere Creed everyone like, oh this sucks,
but now they're re pretending to likeit, and Scott's staff is gonna
ride that wave. Creed had somegood songs, did they did? Had

(01:14:51):
some good songs. Scott's staff gotvery exhausting, uh there for a while,
but you know, like you goto like Nickelback, Chad Crow has
always been a nice guy, supercool, like he kind of he rolled
with it for a while and thenhe finally had enough of you know,
people just craping on Nickelback, solike he won't answer questions anymore about that.

(01:15:12):
All they know is that they stillhave these you know, big sold
out shows that they do and thankyou. Yeah. I think people pretend
to hate it. I think pretendto just based on sales and concert sales
and everything else. Now, Venice, I'm gonna go to you on this
next piece of music, this newAndre three thousand album, the Flute Album.
Yeah, just play. Yes,this is nine minutes long, so

(01:15:33):
you can just start it with ayeah, all right, m what he
loves. Yeah, it's basically fifteensongs like this, Uh huh is it
again? So fu No, thisis it. They were viscerating it on
the Daily Show. But here's thething is, I was looking at like

(01:15:55):
one of the music blogs. Thiswas their number one new release of the
past month. Was the Andree thousandFlute album. Yeah, there's a couple
of things about this. He lovesplaying the flute up. The titles of
the songs are hilarious. He goes, I know you wanted another rap album.
It's just he's just having fun.He said, this one is called

(01:16:15):
New Blue Sun. That's the nameof the album. Yeah, but he
said, like, look, I'mfifty years old. I don't have anything
else to rap about. This iswhat I like doing now. I don't
have to prove anything to anybody else. I could totally hear that, like
it goes, yes, absolutely,this is what I do and this is
what I want to do for fun. Why even release it as under three

(01:16:38):
thousand? Why not just make itunder your real name? You get rubbed
to this right right? Yeah?How about now? I mean saw music
Now I tried you would, Yeah, be like the same. Yeah,
it's something you put on in rock. I'm just asking if I can turn

(01:16:59):
it off yet I don't leave iton all day. Well, I've got
some new music you won't want toturn off, menace. Could you school
these fools on who sexy Red is? Sexy Red? Well, that's what
you put up your Nintendo. Wethank you. Text her, Oh yeah,
that's good. Call sexy Red.I quietly quote on the show without
anybody knowing. That's what I do. Sexy Red. She's a new rapper,

(01:17:19):
rap stress, I should say rapstress. And she apparently she's either
she's pregnant right now, I guessr yes, and she already has a
kid or two or something like that. Well you're going girl, whoever her
father is the father of her childis is in jail. Oh and she
has released this song free my gentleman. I'll say where she says that she'll
do anything for this man who's behindbars, including lying on the witness stand.

(01:17:45):
Get a stand and I lie forI get on a stand and I
live. Turn this that could gooff at any time. Keep me down,
women right, shout out to SaintLouis home quick where she's from.
Yep, and see and here sheis telling her not only will she lie

(01:18:06):
on the stand for her man sexyread, but while he's in behind bars,
little does he know that her assis getting thicker. Oh really,
you gotta believe every other word ofthat song when you get out, I
mean, I love her song withDrake Rich baby Daddy. And then I
know you've heard Poundtown. I haveheard Poundtown. We talked about that.

(01:18:27):
I heard that out in the wildand yeah, festival, that's a major
song this week in music. Yes, well we got more music. This
is from a musician for you.This is more for you and your wife.
This is a message via a musician'sInstagram to her fans for me and
my wife. Okayning morning what OhI know who that is? That would

(01:18:51):
be the only one and only BritneySpearsh God Jesus, she's gotten again.
I think that the conservatorship was nota bad thing. I know, like
where all these free Brittany people atnow? Because now that she's free,
all she does is twirl knives.And she was showing her boobs in that
one shows like she's under the sheetsshowing her boobs. That's which apparently it's

(01:19:13):
her only skill these days. Wellalways still sounds like rip Verne Troyer the
y morning morning tea And you've broughtthis up to your wife who says giant
Brittain loves Brittany. Could she atleast at this point admit that Britney Spears

(01:19:36):
is legally not with us. Oh, she knows that it's not about the
Brittany now, like she feels badfor her, right and she's concerned for
her, for her as we allare. But yeah, she it's this,
This is like her love for heris from back in you know when
vintage ninety eight to whatever, yearfive, right, like, if you

(01:19:58):
gave Britney Spears an iq tes,what do you think realistically? You know
what's probably a secret genius sixty sixty. What's absolutely crazy? It is during
the trial of her getting out ofthat conservatorship, she spoke really well,
I don't understand. Yeah, incourt I had that audio and look it

(01:20:21):
up to you because it's crazy.It's like the exact opposite of this.
I've got some porn for Woody.This is a attempted carjacker. He was
stole like a Corvette or something froma Valet in winter Park, Florida.
He was chased by a police officer. That police officer would he is armed
with a taser. What's up?Let's see if he uses that taser.
All right, I will taste it. Yes, that might to the collection

(01:21:01):
that's from the YouTube channel Police Activity. That's awesome. I love those clues.
Don't know how if you're you hadto be a slow runner for a
cop with all that gear to catchit. You heard I will take you.

(01:21:26):
That's how can make me finish.I'm pretty confident what he side of
the console's pretty messy if I hadenough time just hearing like people getting tased
falls and in pain. And bythe way, not a victimless crime.
When you're car jacking, that's gonnabe one of the scariest things in the
world to be a victim. Yes, yeah, all right, well I
got Oh so here's important for SeaBass. This is a mother and fun

(01:21:48):
with accident. Katie Taylor. She'sbrittish rot and she got a lot of
hate on TikTok did Katie because shegot a face tattoo? A bad mom?
But well I'll have Katie playing heragainst right. It's right by her.
I guess not that it matters.It's a face tattoo. Just how
bad is it? Two and ahalf inches on the like her right temple
area, and she'll Katie I'll tellyou about it here. The reason I

(01:22:11):
got a rose was for my daughter. My daughter's middle name is Rose.
So the reason I got this specifictattoo on my face and I didn't get
it anywhere else on my body wasbecause for me, I just wanted it
to stand out. I wanted tobe able to always see it. It's
not in your face, it isjust Yeah, I personally really love it.

(01:22:33):
Hey, Raby, you know howyour mom forgot your name because she
didn't get a tattooed on her face. Now she doesn't know what to call
me when she sees your head awayagain, people they hide behind them,
will it's from my daughter. It'sstill stupid, right, Wow, that's
funny. But well, you're notbad mom. You're a dumb mom who's

(01:22:54):
going to raise her run daughter.We got more of the weekend audio coming
up for your next more next,will Hurt each Other in the Hallway,
Running for the bathroom? Maybe theshow who the hell Are You an Adult
Baby show? And welcome back.So going through the week in audio.

(01:23:15):
Menace. Yes, this is fromthe inside edition. Our good friends love
Inside Edition. They're going to helpus make Braby cry. Oh okay,
this is a viral, and Ido actually use the word viral there correctly.
It's got almost thirty million views onTikTok. A woman him Walmart,
Oh, I love her, dude. Set the bar higher, Dude.

(01:23:35):
She's signing out for the last timeon her in her calm, which I
guess, Oh you she special needs? She? How dare you? I'm
legit, I'm legitimately asked? Isnot? She is not. Gail Lewis
spent ten whole years to keep Walmartwow, a whole decade wow in Illinois,
and here is an inside edition recappingher her scent sign off. It's

(01:23:57):
a major announcement in Aisle five.Attention, Walmart. I love that guy
ament in Oil five US for whathis name is that it's a major announcement
in Aisle five attention, Walmart.This is Gail Lewis, ten year associate

(01:24:18):
Moriselinois eight four four, signing outgood night. After saying her farewell over
the PA system, Gail Lewis gotinto her car and the emotion of the
day really poured out. It's ahappy said because I'm going to be going
to a better job, and thosepeople became like family. I've been through

(01:24:42):
a lot with them. With twentymillion views and counting, Can you believe
the response this video has gotten.I cannot believe it. I honestly thought
that I was gonna get like athousand likes, and next thing, you
know, I'm everywhere. Your lastday, you got to do something special,
and I just decided to do that. You just kind of felt special

(01:25:03):
out right, the most unimpressive thing. You're like, whoa, okay,
rights mister coworkers. Okay, butnot enough to go find a better gig.
Well, sometimes you gotta let go. I'm quitting this job to get
a better job. Right wall again, I'm really crushed. That's the bar
higher. It made her cry inher car by family sign good night,

(01:25:28):
good luck, Gail, Good luckGail. Look I cry at everything.
That is a negative ten million emotionssed, nothing special about that? Why
have thirty million people watch this tomake fun of it? How easy?
It's a major announcement in Aisle fivethat's better. That is gold. But

(01:25:53):
I get it. It's Walmart.But Ravy, who cares when you finally
say goodbye to this job? Yeah, I'll say see you. Oh all
right, never mind somebody else inthe room. She's doing the Walmart version
of when yeah police, when policeoff to watch when you signed up?
Like after thirty years right of anactual life and doubt job. It's to

(01:26:15):
announcement in aisle five. It's actuallyacomplishing something. This is Gail Less,
ten year associate Morcelinois eight four fourstore number. Oh my god, who
the hell can't Gail? Where's thecoffee aisle? Like? Yeah, well,
ten years? No advancing at Walmart, Gail, I thank you for
your service. Hey look she wasshe would expected like a fire trucks around

(01:26:40):
side spraying the water for retiring pilots. Yeah, totally. She's moving onto
Amazon. Yeah, she gets thekey to this. She went through a
sword tunnel. She won't reveal whereshe went to. Uh oh yeah,
yeah, because I need to knowwhere Gail would be. The paparazzi would
be down on her. Can audioman, would you like to do some

(01:27:00):
more inside? Yes? Please?This one involves you. This is a
woman, her name is Tephany.Yeah, that's a name out of DC
who got dog napped. She hada French got stolen from her, just
like Lady Gaga's dog walker. Yeah, let's have inside edition and walk us
through this harrowing episode. Tephany Worthyis now reeling from a double loss.
Just three months ago, her firstfrenchie, Memphis, died in a freak

(01:27:25):
flood at a doggy daycare center inWashington. Hold, I wonder why you
would greg. Dogs can swim well, Marble dogs can swim now, and
they're built like bricks. You don'tknow how long that place was flooded or
how that happened. Yeah, that'svery weird. They're built like anchors,

(01:27:45):
not flood not all tire rope aroundthem and anchor your boat. Not all
of them. I know they looka little fat like they float now.
They don't mind dogs swim. Ihave video of it. Died in a
freak flood at a doggy daycare centerin Washington, d C. That was
the baby, Let's come everywhere.To deal with the grief, she was

(01:28:06):
gifted a look alike puppy, threemonth old Hendrix. Now her world's been
shattered for a second time. OnSaturday, while returning to her DC apartment
from a walk with Hendrix, shesays, this masked man ran up her
stairs armed with a taser and demandedshe hand over her new pup or else.

(01:28:27):
Wow, we talked about this beforethis again, if it happened to
her, can happen to Lady Gaga? Are you not scared when you're out
walking your Frenchies? I don't takehim outside thee go for a walk.
No, we have places for themto exercise. But there's a Frenchy that
gets walked in my neighborhood and likethree dudes do it? I know.
And then I see people walking arounddogs in like places they shouldn't be and

(01:28:53):
I go, what are you doing? Just ask me? Yeah, you
know what doesn't get stolen a dogfrom the pound. You know, I'm
just wondering. And if you know, having no dog is the best for
me. And today a major development. A woman came forward claiming she bought
the dog from someone off the street. Oh. She demanded that Teffhany pay
her nine hundred dollars in in return, she dropped the dog off at a

(01:29:15):
police station. I'll do that.The second one was free, so what
the hell replacement for nine hundred?This is also what happened with Lady Gaga's
dog. The woman who claimed thereward was part of the theft r.
That's and here is Tephany today withHendrix say and healthy after picking him up

(01:29:36):
at the police station. You seemhappy. I'm happy. My heart is
cool. As for the circumstances surroundingher dog's return, Tefhany has many questions.
It's very sketchy. I'm just gonnaleave it at that. It doesn't
seem genuine. But if something's goingafter me with the days, I'm like,

(01:29:57):
dude, do it. Man,I've gone through this. Let's go
say that was just a taser.Like, you're getting my dog over a
taser. I'm ripping your eyes out. I think if you got hit with
the taser to hold out of thatdog, and yeah, yeah, probably,
but the jump right back up.Either way, you're losing the dog
is my point, dog and betasered. We'll get tased, then chase

(01:30:20):
the guy when you recover. Yeah, I'll immediately try it out. Bring
your dog in. Yeah, bringyour dog in and we'll try it out.
Like, we'll see if you canhold on your dog while being tasered.
Ever, in that situation, you'llknow prepare, like I knew this
didn't go well last time. I'mnot doing it. Take the dog twice

(01:30:41):
though, man, that sucks.This Week in Audio damn, so many
feelings, right, I know somany songs I haven't recovered from the Walmart.
The universe has a way of leadingyou to where you're supposed to be
supposed to be. The Woody Show. Hey, welcome back, everybody.

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Hi, a pre Friday Thursday Morning. Bravey's got Nerd now coming up here
in just a few moments, Ladiesin the world of Nerd coming up.
Also the Woodie Show Mail Call,and today for the first time while we'll
get to the Woodies Show fun facts. Oh good, we'll have a couple
of those starting with the holidays.Though. November thirty of today is meth

(01:31:26):
Awareness Day. Okay, let's allbe aware of meth. I was I
was reading about like on Breaking Badthey had Brian Cranston actually hang out with
a bunch of dudes who make methso he would have a really thorough understanding

(01:31:46):
about the whole process and how it'sdone and everything else. And at least
his one article claimed that like hewas like hanging out while they were making
meth, so he got to actuallylike see it, wow and whatever.
But they're like cool, he didn'tactually he didn't actually cook it himself.
On the show, and I'm like, oh really yeah, Still, that
doesn't seem like anything that could getinsured. Hanging out with criminals making meth.

(01:32:13):
Maybe exactly, maybe he decided todo that because he wanted to Like,
yeah, they couldn't sign off onit. They want to go full
method. Yeah yeah, but whatdo you put out of chrislist? Look,
I'm sure people, I'm sure peoplewho work on the show are around
the set or whatever. They mightknow somebody. I'm sure if he want
Hollywood Boulevard the show as it wasgetting set up, it wasn't even a
thing, right, so nobody wouldhave known about it. People in the

(01:32:36):
info about and then for the showthey actually used. It was like rock
candy that they were using for theblue candy candy on the food Tip Day
is National Moose Day. The moose. It's very rare. You get some
moose es usually like a buffet.It is National Mason jar O Day.

(01:33:00):
Brow you hipsters out there, NationalPersonal Space Day. I like that.
Okay. It's Celebrate Shelter Pets Day. Oh babes. Oh so my dad
and stepmom they're looking for a newuh, a new pad, new dog.
Seventy thousands of dollars. Are theypaying for a French bulldog? No,
they're not doing that. They're they'rethey're adopting. But I did see
that People magazine do this thing aboutthis dog named Picasso, a dog born

(01:33:25):
with a crooked face who finds ahome with his rescuer. He is magical.
Look how this Look at the wherethe noses on this doground? Oh
damn? What? Yeah here,let me let me zoom it, Let
me zoom it. Look look atthat dog? Even you see that?
Right? Yeah? That's not good? Yeah? Wow, only a mother.
I read the article about this dogand they're like, man, it's

(01:33:46):
actually hilarious to watch them on reallyyeah, because the nose is like completely
turned to the like almost a ninetydegrees like to the left, the lower
jaws straight right is this dog?Okay? Yeah, apparently it's fun.
I think maybe you get that dogfor the GRAMM, right, dude?
Yeah, toads very what's going on? Yeah, you find these people that

(01:34:09):
want to find dogs like this,and then yeah, make some money off
of One more holiday today is Nationalstay at Home because You're well day.
Okay, okay, we're really fun. Let's do it after ours voicemails eight
seven seven forty four. What youcan always have us an email email at
the woodieshow dot com. Some ofthe male call this is actually some feedback
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know, what were some of yourideas for you know, things that you
like or don't like or whatever,And this just kind of came in with
that whole bunch of stuff. Butthis is feedback straight up from the Sea
Bass Normal Day that we won playinga Woodi Show Family Feud, Hoy Woody
Show. I fairly enjoyed Sea Bass'sNormal Day. While it was a little
bit odd, I thought it wasnice to see that was a little bit

(01:34:51):
of effort he can be a humanbeing. Although I will say I think
we have a very large missed opportunity. We should have played the weakest link
because that would have been the mostchallenging game for him to get through being
a normal person. Anyway, letme guys bye bye. Yeah that was
brought up. Snooze you lose Yeah, yeah, well he know, whift

(01:35:14):
on that one. Maybe for nexttime if they're look, we might never
win that again. If there isa next time eight seven seven forty four,
Wooding. I just want to tellyou the most well crafted show.
You guys been working at it foryears and it's excellent. And thank you
for bringing me joy every day.I love all you guys, and you're
all very talented, and you guysyou're together. I'm very happy to hear

(01:35:39):
you every day. Bye, babe, got the wrong number. That'sday Yeah
right, so nice. Yeah,I said your after hours voice me all
the time after ten am over toeight seven seven forty four. That's eight
seven seven forty four Woody show.All right, a couple of what do

(01:36:04):
you show fun facts for you thismorning? All right? So menace you
might know this already, but theguy who founded Adidas was the younger brother
of the guy who founded Puma.Yes, yeah, it's a famous rivalry.
Yeah yeah and half and then therewas like some Nazi stuff in between.

(01:36:25):
What Nazi stuff? Yea from whowith the Adidas? I think both
of them, though I don't know. According to Yo Wikipedia, both joined
the Nazi part. But Rudolph wasyou know, timely is there here was
the more ardent Nazi according to history. I saw was a mild Natz.

(01:36:45):
I saw them finally like, uh, you know Corn the band and Adidas
the brand. They did a collapI know. They even had a song
called Yes sure it was just allDay I Dream about Sex, but it
was Adidas. He looked at iton the album. US he's wearing those
tracksuits all the time and they seethe shoes, so it's about them anyway.
That's a little fun fact. Ijust learned something about they were you

(01:37:06):
know, Nazi stuff. Yeah,you always think about it, like if
you were in Germany and you're justa whoever you sneak youre a company or
a clothing company, right, andthe Nazis are in party. You're not
speaking out against them? Are younot a Nazi? Yeah? Okay,
how about this. You think Ravypoops a lot? How many times a
day? Like the four three fouror five? Damn my god? Six

(01:37:31):
koalas they poop almost two hundred timesa day, damn all day? Are
you just constantly pooping? Probably constantlystuff falling out of your butt? Here
and there? Square too, Idon't know, woop squares That was another
animal. Yeah, that's cool.That's the poop cue. Yeah, yeah,

(01:37:56):
so weird cool. We've covered thatbefore. So they we have the
little square calling and then just alittle turn cutter that just cuts them off
at it. It's famous little poopcubes. I didn't know. I'm learning
so much this morning. To befair, they are more like marshmallows.
They are not They're not long.W D forty got its name because it
took the inventors forty tries to getthe formula right. Isn't that now?

(01:38:21):
You know? I love WD fortyand uh, supermarket apples can be a
year old. Farmers pick apples inthe fall, cover them in wax,
hot air, dry them, andthen put them in cold storage, and
that keeps them edible and ready forsale for six to twelve months. Damn
old appens you're sitting there like examiningthese apples at the grocery store, like

(01:38:42):
d those were picks six months ago. Pretty one good though, I still
good. I guess apple, GrannySmith, this is nerding out with rabies.
And from Granny's to Granny RABBI getit was right there. I didn't

(01:39:03):
that apple about those apples? Youcouldn't just leave it there? Why?
Why find you? We got anupdate of what's happening in the world of
nerds. So no one is abigger Homer for the Boys on Amazon than
I Am true. Finally watched genV, which I inhaled in like a
day. It was so good Icouldn't stop, wouldn't stop. And now

(01:39:25):
the Boys Universe is being built outeven farther. You have the OG,
you have GENV, you have theanimated Diabolical, and now you're gonna have
The Boys Mexico and some heavy hittershave signed on as executive producers Diego Lunu,
Diego Luna and Gail Garcia Bernal.And the word is they will probably
act in the show, but they'renot going to be the lead character.

(01:39:47):
Okay. Now that's the thing aboutthe Boys Universe. It is about the
stories and the characters in general.You don't necessarily care who's playing them,
you know, you just get thatinto it. That the weird though the
actors don't really even matter that.Oh sure, oh there's so many,

(01:40:08):
so many weird things about the Boysyears. And this is not a spoiler
for gen V, but this justgoes to show, like how you like
just connect with these characters. AnthonyStarr's Homelander has a very brief cameo in
gen V. I had such avisceral reaction to him showing up. I
was like, oh, you know, like seriously, ISHU is going to

(01:40:30):
go down. That's how it was. So that's why I like it,
because you're just it is another level. Wow. Speaking of the OG boys,
still don't know when it's scheduled toreturn for season four. I mean
it is coming back, but wedon't know when. And I had no
idea that there was a sequel beingmade to This is Final Tap. Why

(01:40:54):
it's on, it's happening. RobReiner's directing it. The OG stars Christopher
Guest, Michael with Harry Sharon,they're all doing it. And Reiner was
on this podcast saying they're lining upsome big cameos including Garth Brooks, Paul
McCartney, and Elton John. Well, way, it's all going to be
in This is Spinal Tap too,Mike. Well, you know I've been
off the air obsessed with Rob latelybecause has that podcast about Who Killed JFK?

(01:41:18):
Right, so I might check thisout. I've never seen spinal Tap.
I love Spinal Tap. The OG. That's where we got turned it
up to eleven from Yeah that's theworld got it front Well, Reiner says,
they're gonna start shooting it in February. Oh okay, cool, wown
a minute to win it. I'mraving for more nerd stuff. Check out
the nerd podcast that's the Woodies showeddot com Nerd all right, thank you

(01:41:43):
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coming for you next. Hang onthis culurns in a second's sensitivity training
for a politically correct world. Theyshow I don't care about your feelings,
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Raby Man is Sea Bass Sammy anythinglike that, you know, great gory

(01:43:50):
parting words of wisdom. Please,Yeah, forget about Black Friday, forget
about Cyber Monday, forget about cyberweek. The best day to save money
is buy not thing day. Okay, but what fun is that the world's
most boring day? What about retailtherapy? Just everybody doesn't need more stuff?
You enough stuff. I don't knowold stuff, and I don't.

(01:44:14):
I don't know why because I'm notthis person. There was one day a
couple of years ago, I justwant I wanted to buy something. I
was like, I want to buysomething, purchasing something today. I went
on Amazon, and I was likelooking at different things. I couldn't even
think of what to search for.I went on I wanted to buy something.
Yeah, I went on and theyhave that thing where like the most
popular items at any given time,like on that day or that I looked

(01:44:35):
through all that stuff I'm like,eh, I went through all the bit
it again, thinking like, oh, maybe there's something on there, and
I bought didn't buy anything. It'slike when you go to the TV and
you're like, I gotta find somethingto watch and nothing is. Just spent
five hours looking I wanted to buysomething. It's so uncharacteristic. That's not
like you. Thank you very much, Greg Gory, thank you so much

(01:44:56):
for give it the one show someof your valuable time this morning. You
know with appreciate you for that.The rest of you guys can suck it.
Catch you back here on Friday.Have a great day. SMDBM.
I quit this bitch.