The Woody Show November 4th 2024 Podcast

Weekend Cheers and Jeers, Guess Who's Gas?, Employee of the Month & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
Dune to the graphic nature of this program. Listener discretion.
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training.

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Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody.

Speaker 4 (00:48):
Well it's a brand new week. It's Monday morning.

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yay.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
November four, twenty twenty four. Hello, welcome, it is the
Woody Show.

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(01:32):
round of weekend cheers and jeers. You could tell us
anything good about your weekend or particularly odd. Doesn't have
to be something and that's the thing I've you know,
I kind of got lost in this.

Speaker 4 (01:41):
Even though it's our own thing.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
I kept thinking it had to be like a personal thing, right,
like a personal chair, a personal gear. Until last week,
I forget what it was, but I know the gear. Yeah,
there's an NFL gear.

Speaker 5 (01:53):
Yeah, huh.

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Of course it could be, like it could be a
news story, if any whatever it is, So something that
happened doesn't have to necessarily be or something that you did, right, Yeah,
but if it is, fine if not, because sometimes you
just have a great weekend, there really is no jeer, right,
but maybe you did see something that would qualify.

Speaker 5 (02:09):
I remember, however long ago it was that both Sammy's
cheer and Sammy's year were both gymnastics and the Olympics.

Speaker 4 (02:16):
Oh that's right, Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 3 (02:18):
That's true. I'm saying I got, you know, kind of
mixed up because I was thinking, like, man, I had
a really great weekend and didn't really have anything for
a jear. Yeah right, But then, of course there's always
plenty of stuff in the news shots.

Speaker 4 (02:28):
Yeah, right exactly, So what weekend cheers and jeers?

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Also radio's most immature game, Guess whose gas.

Speaker 4 (02:35):
That'd be good. That is coming up a little bit
later on this morning.

Speaker 3 (02:38):
Plus all the trending news headlines entertainment, birthdays, porn, a birthday,
all coming up here this morning Monday morning on The
Woody Show, a couple of things. I mentioned this briefly
on Friday and when it was November first, but it
is no nut November, and you were saying.

Speaker 4 (02:53):
Who is doing it?

Speaker 5 (02:54):
Yeah, who's participating in this?

Speaker 3 (02:56):
But it's a month when some men dedicate themselves to
not having an orgasm, and is it.

Speaker 1 (03:01):
To benefit their health or something.

Speaker 5 (03:03):
It's not healthy.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
It's not healthy. It's just funny to say, Yeah, it's dumb.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
It's a fairly new thing. It really kind of took
off around twenty eleven, and it's just to see if
guys can hold off.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
It's just Seinfeld, are you the master of your domain?

Speaker 4 (03:18):
Because yeah, because that's the thing.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
It's not like if it meant you know, not getting
laid easy for dude, Like yeah, like if women had
a dry November where it's like, you know that that
could be more of a challenge because if a woman
wants to have sex, you can just go out and
have sex.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
Not easily. Yeah, I gotta do it, you know, step
out the front door of your house. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
But anyway, Also people are saying if they know, how
much like of a challenge, like can they retain it? Okay?
You know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
I see how it's a challenge and it might be
interesting to test yourself.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Yeah. These guys say they believe there are physical, mental,
and spiritual benefits like muscle growth, increased stamina, thicker hair,
what improve sperm quality, reduce stress and anxiety, improved concentration
and control, boosted libido, and the reduction in instances of
a rectile dysfunction. But believe or not, guys? For no,

(04:13):
not November. There is not enough scientific data to support
or disprove those theories.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
Interesting.

Speaker 3 (04:18):
No, the opposite.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
I hope at some point we find out how long
you guys have gone Uh what do you mean the driest?

Speaker 6 (04:29):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 5 (04:30):
Not just like you said, not just a lady turned
your down or a a gent in general? How long
were you the master of your domain?

Speaker 4 (04:37):
Interesting?

Speaker 3 (04:40):
Maybe?

Speaker 4 (04:40):
I mean I'm just speculating here because I don't know.

Speaker 5 (04:43):
You don't count.

Speaker 4 (04:44):
Yeah, I don't know. I would say like a month?
Oh wow, wow, Like.

Speaker 3 (04:49):
I'm saying but like there are times because jacket you
get so busy and you get so distracted, or there's
all these all these.

Speaker 4 (04:56):
Other things kind of going on that.

Speaker 1 (04:58):
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (04:59):
I'm just see again it's a speculator. I just guessing.

Speaker 7 (05:01):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
If I said out I said this is gonna be no,
not November, I'd fail. Oh yeah, because it's like when
you go to a doctor and they say don't move,
stay completely still.

Speaker 4 (05:13):
That's immediately when you.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Start you have an itch right here, got anitch over there,
and then you're trying hard not to uh not to itch,
to scratch.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
The all time longest without crossing the finish line. Like
what are you speculating? Maybe ten days?

Speaker 5 (05:27):
Oh wow?

Speaker 4 (05:28):
Maybe isn't the same for chicks?

Speaker 3 (05:29):
Like a week?

Speaker 5 (05:31):
I don't know, I mean a month is doable. Yeah,
it's not like what.

Speaker 3 (05:37):
What did you say again? Because that's that's also like
for yourself with yourself, right okay.

Speaker 6 (05:42):
Yeah, yeah, month a month. I can't keep trying.

Speaker 1 (05:45):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (05:46):
I don't even know. Menace would do that?

Speaker 3 (05:48):
What because you come on November. I'm saying just in general,
you come off like so asexual most of the time,
like it's it's just something that's never seem to.

Speaker 1 (05:56):
Like it doesn't like talking about it. It's super yeah,
but the public just loves rhyming and alliteration.

Speaker 5 (06:09):
January.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
Yeah, it's just fun to say.

Speaker 4 (06:12):
Exactly super true. I got some weird crime news for you.

Speaker 1 (06:19):
Weird crime.

Speaker 3 (06:20):
A weird crime story where this family and Indiana, they
came home and they found some strange dude. It basically
moved in while they were on vacation. He had made
himself right at home. He was eating pizza rolls, he
was taking naps, even feeding the family dog.

Speaker 4 (06:35):
Yeah that's not all.

Speaker 3 (06:37):
He also pooped in a decorative container, despite their being numerous,
by the way, perfectly good bathrooms in this house. So
they confronted him. He offered them one hundred bucks to
let him go. They politely denied that request, and then
they held him there at gunpoint until the cops could
show up and take him to jail.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
You imagine how scary that would be.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
Yeah, like, dude, what are you doing?

Speaker 5 (07:00):
But also like thanks for feeding the dog. We appreciate it, yeah,
just we don't appreciate you crapping in our decorative.

Speaker 3 (07:07):
Tin yeah, and eating all our pizza rolls. Yeah, I
mean moving in right, weird cry. A woman in New
Orleans stole an ambulance and she took it for a
joy ride. But when she stole it to AMTS and
a patient, we're still inside. Oh no, no. When the
ambulance was finally recovered by the police, the EMTs and
the patient still in there, they'd be taken to the

(07:28):
hospital for injuries they got during that joy ride.

Speaker 1 (07:30):
That's so weird you bring that up. I've been obsessing
about this for some weird reason. Ambulances when they're in
the back, can they do injections and iv Yeah? I mean,
have you ever been in the back of the van.
It's so hard to even take a sip of a
drink in a moving vehicle.

Speaker 3 (07:48):
I have.

Speaker 1 (07:49):
How are they doing injections?

Speaker 3 (07:50):
Dude?

Speaker 4 (07:50):
I have been a patient in the back of an
ambulance you have.

Speaker 1 (07:53):
Isn't it just rocking around and bumping up and down.

Speaker 5 (07:56):
It's not that bad.

Speaker 8 (07:58):
It's not that isn't it.

Speaker 1 (07:59):
Rocking around, bumping up and down and swerving and today shocks. Yeah,
they're more heavy than yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:05):
Right.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
It just seems to me like giving an IVY or
something would be impossible.

Speaker 5 (08:09):
Did you get an IV I didn't.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
Yeah, yeah, give.

Speaker 3 (08:11):
Me what are you in for? So I went and
got my visectomy right and then I went to cause
I'd gotten to work that morning. So I woke up,
you know whatever, it was one thirty two o'clock in
the morning, went to work, went directly from work to
the visectomy. Left the visectomy, went stopped and picked up whatever,
you know, prescription antbiotic, whatever they're trying to you know,

(08:31):
have me take for the next week. Uh. Stopped and
pick up some lunch on the way home because I
hadn't been able to eat beforehand. Got home, walked into
the house, and I was going to go to work
that night. I had an event that night, and so
my wists like, are you crazy? She didn't want me
to go to work that day. She didn't want me
to going to then because it just relaxed. Yes please Anyway,
So I walked into the house and I put the
prescription on the on the counter on the kitchen island

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or whatever.

Speaker 4 (08:54):
I grabbed whatever. The first pill was.

Speaker 3 (08:55):
All I remember is putting it in my mouth, taking
the water or whatever I had, putting my head back
to uh drink the and I was out I woke
up on the floor. Now, my my mother in law
had been watching. My son was the only child we
had that time, but he was a little baby. And
my mother in law we call her anti frail because
she's like thirty five pounds, soaking wet, and she's hovered
over me going wink ump, wink up like and she's

(09:18):
like kind of smacking me. Wait wink up. Oh wow,
And I'm like, wait what, I'm on the floor of
my kitchen. My wife is on the phone with nine
to one one. Anyway, so the ambulance comes. They checked
me out. They said my blood pressure was super low
and so therefore, like you know, we can't just leave
you here, so we have to bring you. So there

(09:39):
I am after my vasectomy. I'm they're taking and by
the way, I couldn't even walk to the ambulance. They
would allow it. So they put me on the stupid thing,
bring me out of my own house and put me
into the ambulance.

Speaker 1 (09:50):
Wow, first time in history. After the sect me no, because.

Speaker 3 (09:55):
They said, and the reason is because there's so many
nerve endings down there, like it's a very highly concentrated
aary of nerve endings that it already messes with your
system and your blood pressure.

Speaker 4 (10:05):
And every year.

Speaker 3 (10:05):
It is the fact that I was number one, uh,
overly tired because I didn't get much sleep the night
before because I was, you know, freaking out. Even though
it was super easy. I'd gone to work, I didn't
do all this. I wasn't drinking fluis. I was dehydrated,
which is why they gave me the ivy in the
back of the ambulance.

Speaker 5 (10:20):
Going to an event.

Speaker 3 (10:21):
Going to an event and.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Put the ivy in you while the ambulance was in motion.

Speaker 8 (10:25):
Yeah, they do that.

Speaker 1 (10:27):
I guess I'm just so ignorant to it because I've
never been in an ambulance.

Speaker 5 (10:30):
Now we think items it would be rocking around like
Crazymber that.

Speaker 3 (10:33):
Now we didn't get to put the lights on and
go through all the intersections week because there was no
real emergency. It was just more it was precaution. Yeah,
but then we as man of course, and it took
just forever. It took hours for them to tell me
that everything is fine, and then I went home. I
did not go to the event that that night.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
Week.

Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah, you got to be rolled into a movie.

Speaker 9 (10:52):
A little side topic of something you mentioned your son
was the only kid you had, so you got your vasectomy.

Speaker 3 (11:00):
No, no, no, no, okay, you're right, you're right, you're right.
I was like, what, I just assumed my daughter was
the baby. My daughter was the baby we had, just
because I made the appointment for that viseectomy when my
daughter had just been bored. My wife was still in
the hospital. I made the appointment. I did. I wanted,
That's what I wanted to do, and she wanted to

(11:22):
wait until the baby was actually here. And twice I said,
but look, if this baby comes out weird or you know, wrong,
or you know whatever, it is like, I'm not going
to do it again until we.

Speaker 4 (11:31):
Get another you know, healthy one.

Speaker 7 (11:34):
Wrong.

Speaker 4 (11:34):
Yeah, that's just God telling me that. Uh, you know,
maybe I should have stopped at one.

Speaker 5 (11:38):
We're good.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
Yeah, that's how I felt about it. You know, you
might feel differently.

Speaker 3 (11:42):
Anyway.

Speaker 4 (11:42):
Where were we? Oh, weird crime, weird crime.

Speaker 3 (11:47):
In Memphis, some idiot got into it with the cashier
at a Circle Cake convenience store because they wouldn't sell
him a beer. So to get even, he grabbed a
whole display at chips. He put them in his car,
I'll show them, and he drove off but while the
cashier was distracted, a different customer noticed this guy had
dropped two bags of chips outside, so he picked them

(12:09):
up and started eating them. Police found them with the
crumbs on his face. Security footage showed what happened, and
he's facing a charge of theft of property as well.
He was the one guy who's just pissed and took.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Him sucks because he just found him on the ground.

Speaker 4 (12:22):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, So yeah, there's that.

Speaker 1 (12:26):
Weird crime.

Speaker 3 (12:27):
I'll give you one more weird crime news. This thirty
six year old guy in Miami. He ripped off a
farm back in December of last year, and then returned
to the scene of the crime to do some more thieving,
but this time the cops they were able to get
there in time to see him. But he got away
and had stolen fifty three foot refrigerated semi carrying ten

(12:49):
pallets of poultry valued at one hundred and forty thousand dollars.
And he didn't steal the truck from the farm. He
had stolen it earlier and he drove it there. Oh okay,
it's very range, So he led police officers on the chase,
at one point, driving the wrong way down a road
right toward a cop car. The article had a little
fun with the fact that he was quote playing chicken

(13:09):
with a poultry truck. He eventually crashed the truck into
a fence at another farm, and that's when they got
him under arrest.

Speaker 4 (13:21):
There was there's some weird weird you were name of twice.

Speaker 5 (13:25):
Yeah, an ambulance, an ambulance. The first time was when
I was on my way to be a bridesmad maid
in a friend's wedding in Kansas and a girl on
the highway sort of jerked her car into mine. I
jerked away from her hit the median rolled the car. Wow,
And I remember it perfectly. It was like it was
happening in slow motion. And an ambulance came in and

(13:46):
grabbed me, and I mean they gave me advillain. I
was in the wedding that night, absolutely. And then the
second time was a couple of years ago. I was
coughing so much. I just couldn't get over this cold
or whatever was. I just couldn't stop coughing, to the
point where I had what's called a loringo spasm and
my throat closed up so I couldn't breathe so my

(14:08):
husband was in the other room and I was literally
I just started clapping as hard as I can so
he would come. He's like, what's going on. I was
like putting up like a phone just like call called,
and I couldn't no air a youay, conscience, conscience, cautious, cautious, yes,
because it would relax after you know, like ten seconds.

(14:29):
Oh god, oh god. And so they got there and
they're like, you're fine. I was like, okay, I don't
think I'm fine. I started coughing, closed up again. They're
like that, come with.

Speaker 4 (14:38):
Us to the ambulance.

Speaker 5 (14:40):
I got right in the ambulance. Yeah, all right, Loringo spasms.

Speaker 9 (14:46):
I have a question on when you rolled your car,
did you get out yourself to be like helped out,
like they drug you out someone else called the ambulance, Yes,
drug you out.

Speaker 5 (14:54):
Yeah. And the EMTs in the Midwest, ho, I remember
that they were super cool.

Speaker 10 (15:02):
And then you went to the wedding.

Speaker 5 (15:03):
Yeah, that night, and just to.

Speaker 3 (15:04):
Be sure, they probably did the whole thing where they
cut your clothes off you totally.

Speaker 4 (15:08):
Oh yeah, no.

Speaker 5 (15:09):
I was like, don't you need to cut.

Speaker 3 (15:11):
My clothes on before her? This is before her breast reduction,
so she was probably saved by her own airbag.

Speaker 5 (15:18):
That's exactly right. Yeah, car was crushed. The only thing
that wasn't crushed was me and the bridesmaid dress.

Speaker 4 (15:24):
Well, all right, all right, well we're gonna take a
quick break more. What show is next? Hang on the show.

Speaker 3 (15:29):
We'll be right, We'll be right, be right.

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twenty four.

Speaker 4 (16:07):
What that's Greg Gory? I would there's a menace?

Speaker 3 (16:10):
What is up?

Speaker 1 (16:10):
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Speaker 4 (16:11):
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Speaker 3 (16:12):
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It's gonna be radio's most immature game. Guess who's gas? Yeah,
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Speaker 4 (16:33):
Coming up?

Speaker 3 (16:34):
Good?

Speaker 4 (16:35):
All right, So we got we got that, and we've
got some weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 7 (16:40):
Jeers, guys bad, that's good, cheap sixty.

Speaker 3 (16:48):
Hope ever had a great weekend yep, Greg Gorey weekend
cheers and jeers.

Speaker 1 (16:52):
Well, cheers to hanging out with drunk Woody over the weekend.
That's always fun for me here. I had a really
good time. Cheer. That's a mega cheer. I have two jeers.
First of all, people who act like idiots and then
other people see them acting like idiots and think, oh, that's.

Speaker 3 (17:09):
A good idea. I'll do it too.

Speaker 1 (17:12):
Because Morrissey was doing a show in Dallas and at
the Encore. I mean it's rare enough that he actually
follows through and does a show, and somebody jumped on
stage to give him a hug, and then somebody saw
that and they jumped on stage and another one, and
then they finally have like all these people coming to
charge him, and they said you know what, screw it
shows over. They dragged him off, ruined it for everybody.

(17:32):
Terrible security also they had a ton of security guards,
but people are just coming at every angle.

Speaker 3 (17:38):
The first person though, like it was just one person.
It gets to be bigger numbers. But yeah, the first person,
just get up there, make it to Morrissey, rug him
so dumb.

Speaker 5 (17:48):
And any Morrissey fan knows that it's going to be
over three seconds after and then they.

Speaker 1 (17:53):
Ruin it for everybody, and then a quick jeer is
too setting the clocks back. I hate it. Oh God,
so depressing.

Speaker 5 (17:59):
You don't like when it gets dark at nude.

Speaker 8 (18:00):
I we don't have more pedestrian injuries because I see
that all the ties of people like trying to cross
and they don't understand that when you're a pedestrian, you
what you can see is maybe fifteen times with the
person in the car can see it's true, because that's what.

Speaker 4 (18:15):
You're concerned about. Pedestrian industry injuries.

Speaker 8 (18:17):
I saw it several times well, because you know what
happens is they get across the crosswalk and then cars
don't slow down because they can't see you and you're
dark clothes and nothing you know, nobody's walked around in
the dark before.

Speaker 3 (18:28):
But the thing is.

Speaker 8 (18:29):
They're not used to adjust because it's dark every day.
But see they're going home at the same time. If
you're going home from work in school at five pm
and suddenly it's dark, yeah, it's a little different, dummy.
And so what they do is they scream and yell
at cars, and so it causes problems for me.

Speaker 4 (18:41):
Is in the car?

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (18:43):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (18:43):
Gina Grad weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 5 (18:45):
Well the cheer. The party was awesome.

Speaker 3 (18:49):
We had a big Woody show party on Friday with
a bunch of listeners.

Speaker 5 (18:52):
Yeah, I let loose, I had fun, I danced, I
met a million people. Everyone was so great. I had
the best time and jeers that menace was unfortunate enough
to witness at least part of it. And actually you
wouldn't see me because I sent you a video my
blubbering at the super adoption event that.

Speaker 8 (19:15):
Met Oh yeah, okay, it was an animal adoption.

Speaker 5 (19:18):
It was awesome and like there were so many kittens
and puppies and dogs, and I went up to the
stage to watch they they had like a parade of
dogs that hadn't been adopted yet while Bruno mars, you're
amazing just the way you are and I lost my mind.

(19:47):
Very tough, but it was an incredible event. It just I, oh,
it really got me.

Speaker 12 (19:52):
You know.

Speaker 3 (19:52):
It's even more tough than that. Any of the animals
that didn't get adopted by the end of the day
were immediately put down.

Speaker 10 (19:57):
That's what Medis said.

Speaker 1 (19:58):
This, this is like a last hurrah, and I said
it was Gina's fault.

Speaker 3 (20:03):
Exactly at the end of the Yeah, they prayed him
right into the shrudder at the end of the stage.

Speaker 8 (20:08):
It was like a curtain into into a wood chipper.

Speaker 1 (20:11):
No, but it was a really good event.

Speaker 6 (20:13):
I think like day one already, like two hundred animals
were adopted, so.

Speaker 5 (20:17):
Many animals, and its huge shout out to our new
friends Alicia and Christian. They they were awesome and yeah,
it was just it was great. But but cheers to
my crying.

Speaker 4 (20:26):
Okay, that's normal emotion.

Speaker 1 (20:29):
Yeah, I get it, that's pretty normal.

Speaker 3 (20:30):
I get it.

Speaker 5 (20:31):
Okay, thank you.

Speaker 4 (20:32):
I mean you didn't feel the need to adopt any.

Speaker 5 (20:35):
I felt a large need to adopt and I yeah,
like an empty car. Because Sammy did help me through that.

Speaker 8 (20:41):
Sammy already has a pet. You don't have a pet. No,
you're right, But she was like.

Speaker 5 (20:44):
Just say, don't take any help.

Speaker 4 (20:47):
I mean, it's so hard. Don't let them die?

Speaker 10 (20:52):
Is that you want to take all of them home?

Speaker 5 (20:54):
Right, Like that's the big one of them.

Speaker 9 (20:56):
Last time I went to a shelter, I cried for
two hours straight after, Like, I am not built for
that kind of situation.

Speaker 10 (21:02):
I can't do it. But don't adopt a dog just
because you feel bad if you are not prepared. If
you're not, like, you have to be a person.

Speaker 9 (21:09):
Who's prepared, otherwise you're just gonna end up bringing it back.

Speaker 6 (21:12):
Well, that's the whole reason, that's true. It's for people
with equitting mentally, that's the whole reason they're there is
because people get dogs.

Speaker 1 (21:19):
That they can't hand.

Speaker 10 (21:20):
Right, you want to go to a home who was prepared?

Speaker 5 (21:23):
I sneezed and cried and let's.

Speaker 8 (21:26):
Put some more women in office.

Speaker 13 (21:27):
Right?

Speaker 4 (21:28):
That was because you're allergic?

Speaker 5 (21:30):
Yeah, very very But it didn't stop me, did it?

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Mentat it didn't.

Speaker 5 (21:34):
I buried my face in many a belly of an animal.

Speaker 3 (21:37):
Okay, baby baby, all right to menace weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 6 (21:43):
Well, it's very fun again to be at several events
and hang out with listeners that are very supportive of
the show, So thank you for that.

Speaker 1 (21:51):
And then I think, my, like Jeers, is just too
cold all the time?

Speaker 5 (21:55):
Oh my too cold?

Speaker 6 (21:58):
Now? I was, I was at a wall at the
end of the day and I want to stay in
the store to buy, you know, more junk food, but
I didn't because it was just too cold. I'm like,
I gotta go, and then I just got back on
the car in there in the store, it was just
too cold to be in the store.

Speaker 1 (22:16):
Do we get you a snuggie or something? But then
I was like, I need, I need to get my
winter clothes.

Speaker 6 (22:21):
And I did see a sweatshirt that I like that
I should have bought and said, let it snow somewhere else.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
I want that.

Speaker 3 (22:31):
Can I add to my never ending list of people
that I judge? Okay, so adults who can't swim, Yeah,
adults can't ride. We talked about that before. I'm gonna
add to that list. Dudes who complain about being cold
unless you're outside where you're in like a like and
this goes for Greg, It goes for a menace, right
I'm saying, like we're the temperature is not necessarily.

Speaker 4 (22:53):
Cold, like it's not hot.

Speaker 3 (22:55):
Yeah, but like they can plain like chicks about it
being too cold us. I said, I'll meet you outside
that And we.

Speaker 5 (23:03):
Walked out of the studio the other day and you
and and I were like, oh, this is gorgeous, and
gregs like, yeah, if you like the Arctic, it's like,
you know, oh, just be I love you.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
I do.

Speaker 4 (23:13):
I do judge though, Like it's just come on, that's
a chick thing.

Speaker 3 (23:15):
It was just forty degrees, being.

Speaker 1 (23:17):
Underprepared, not just wearing the right clothes, that's all.

Speaker 8 (23:19):
But you're supposed to what Moody is saying, supposed to
sack up. He understands you were cold, understand up. But
I'm not like chain there. I could leave if I
want to. That's like seventy three degrees you it's freezing
in here.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
What are you're talking about.

Speaker 1 (23:33):
Well, women go out to dinner and they'll wear something
fancy that is not warm, and then they complain about
being cold.

Speaker 8 (23:39):
That's true.

Speaker 1 (23:40):
But when you're going from a ninety five degree day
into a forty degree store, it's freezing forty degree Storey's.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
Ice box.

Speaker 8 (23:50):
I mean, you guys, these see, these two didn't grow
up in a place like like any kind of cold
weather Rochester where guys they go outside in cargo shorts
and top and forty.

Speaker 1 (24:01):
Yeah, I get they're super cool. But if you don't
get cold, it means you're cool.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
Yeah, Sea Bass weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 8 (24:10):
Well, cheers surprisingly enough to Elon Musk. Now, a lot
of you may have noticed that he tweeted out this
very famous shopping cart paragraph is like screed about how
the shopping cart is the true test of character, which
has been around.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
For years, but we get tagged in it like every
other day, right.

Speaker 8 (24:26):
Right, So yeah, but because Elon tweeted it out again,
I got literally forty thousand mentions. So it's it's great
that Elon is now on board with the cart arcs.
That's fantastic. However, that does lead me to my gear.
It's because I was tagged again forty bajillion times. I
got no DM from Elon Musk. Oh No, that exists now.

Speaker 3 (24:46):
Yeah, well, I know you love me.

Speaker 6 (24:48):
He's too obsessed with that squirrel right now, that got yeah,
the stupid or whatever. He's obsessed with peanut now your
cart arks right, well, but he can he can multitask.
He just proved that starlink neuurlink Tesla cyberte on.

Speaker 8 (25:01):
So Soli maybe practice being lead does he's being coy.
He wants to be kind of cute about it. You
have full permission working on a plan to make out
with the to slide into my DMS.

Speaker 1 (25:12):
He's waiting for the right moment.

Speaker 8 (25:13):
We can discuss plans on expanding card arcident and another thing.

Speaker 5 (25:16):
Going on a romantic vacationing.

Speaker 4 (25:18):
That uh sammy weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 10 (25:21):
My cheers.

Speaker 9 (25:22):
Is that my dog Bella turned twelve over the weekends.

Speaker 10 (25:27):
Yes, I'm very happy. She's doing very well.

Speaker 7 (25:29):
She just went to the.

Speaker 9 (25:30):
Vet recently, no issues, doing great at twelve years old.

Speaker 10 (25:33):
Has her had her eyes checked? Everything?

Speaker 5 (25:35):
She looks twelve weeks off.

Speaker 1 (25:37):
I know she looks like a puppy.

Speaker 10 (25:38):
Yeah, she's like a forever puppy.

Speaker 3 (25:40):
If they have the dog like read an chart, how
do they go like, how do they know I'm legitmately
care it's just their the eyes are clear or like like.

Speaker 10 (25:49):
A wacoma test and health tests and other stuff. I mean,
I don't know.

Speaker 9 (25:52):
They take her and go, we're going to do her
eye test now, and then they bring her back the cigarette.

Speaker 5 (25:56):
They come back, she's fine.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
What's the smallest line you can make out? Clear?

Speaker 1 (26:00):
One or two?

Speaker 10 (26:04):
And so that's my cheers. My gears is. I did
not have time to decorate for Christmas this week, and
I'm so upset. So I'm not decorated for Christmas yet.

Speaker 9 (26:18):
Hopefully I will have time this coming weekend to get
the tree up.

Speaker 3 (26:22):
But that's a priority to you. What took priority over
the decorator?

Speaker 10 (26:26):
I think, well, it was Bella's birthday.

Speaker 8 (26:30):
The dog wow, So what do you cannot, Josh, I know,
but all I do is I give her a stake.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
Okay, that didn't take over.

Speaker 4 (26:36):
It doesn't take.

Speaker 1 (26:36):
Over the day.

Speaker 10 (26:38):
But she did get like a three.

Speaker 3 (26:39):
Hour walk, oh wow hour twelve years old. That's what
a dog wants.

Speaker 10 (26:47):
Never stop walking. I'm like, always dragged.

Speaker 7 (26:49):
It's good.

Speaker 3 (26:49):
Okay, I'm thinking like that sounds like torture, but go ahead.

Speaker 10 (26:52):
No, she loves it.

Speaker 9 (26:53):
And I did other I cleaned and then I had
to take like kind of Halloween stuff down right, so
there was other that kind of stuff.

Speaker 10 (26:59):
So I did have time to do all of it.
And I have my sewing class.

Speaker 5 (27:03):
Oh I thought your cheer was going to be that
you missed your sewing class.

Speaker 10 (27:07):
No, of course I made it to that. I learned
the backstitch, the hem stage, and it was very excited.

Speaker 5 (27:15):
Are you Are you by far the youngest person in
that class.

Speaker 9 (27:18):
No, there's like a fifteen year old in that class.
I mean, but she's at the curve.

Speaker 3 (27:25):
That almost doesn't count you because the mom, you know,
the mom just brought the kid.

Speaker 8 (27:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (27:29):
My weekend cheer is I finally got some organizational stuff done.
This is like such adulting crap, where like you put
something off, but I have all this crap that I've
been meaning to go through in a closet and just
get rid of store first. Okay, No, but got rid
of like two giant like laundry baskets full of stuff,
which is great, all right. The cheer for this weekend

(27:51):
was this whole thing I read. The New York Times
reported this a private school in New York City sending
letter home to parents that said that students can skip
classes on Wednesday, the day after the election, if they
feel too emotionally distressed. Now, Jerry Seinfeld's kids go to
the school. Well, one of his kids now goes. One
already left the school. It's the ethical culture Fieldston School.

(28:15):
It's a K through twelfth.

Speaker 5 (28:16):
That's not their name.

Speaker 1 (28:17):
What do you expect? It's like a climate pledgere reno.

Speaker 3 (28:21):
Students who say they can't quote fully engage after election
day results are excused the school, saying in their email
to parents noting it quote may be a high stakes
and emotional time for our community. The New York Times
out of the school's plans to the school plans to
make psychologists available for counseling, shock and now Seinfeld, he

(28:44):
said it's things like this that led to one of
his kids to transfer. Yes, Jerry Tall, The Times quote,
what kind of lives have these people led that makes
them think that this is the right way to handle
young people, to encourage them to buckle? Yes, this is
the lesson they're providing for ungodly sums of money.

Speaker 5 (29:02):
No, I can only imagine. And that's the thing is
my ears perked up too when they said therapists see
best in menace, because I was like, well, the whole
point of therapy is to get you to be strong
enough to deal with life, not to stay home.

Speaker 7 (29:13):
The next day.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
I think that initially that was the goal.

Speaker 8 (29:15):
That was the goal fifty years ago. And then when
we have had ten times the therapists that we need,
they over therapize.

Speaker 5 (29:22):
This just stay home, stay home therap oor a school
learned something about the election.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
Yeah, they're not they're not assigning any homework that day.
They're just giving kids their emotional space. And this is
all the parents are doing this to the kid. At
one part, you said over therapies and therapsizing, therapies, sizing
and monetizing.

Speaker 8 (29:43):
Yeah, that's true. Yeah, therapy therapists don't do it for
free either.

Speaker 5 (29:46):
Speaking of monetizing, would you care to guess how much
it costs to go to the ethical culture fields in school?

Speaker 3 (29:53):
This is now? Did they break it down because I
know sometimes elementaries know this.

Speaker 5 (29:58):
This says for all grades and all great one price listed.

Speaker 8 (30:02):
Say forty minimum one, No, it's minimum one hundred.

Speaker 3 (30:07):
Well they have a.

Speaker 8 (30:07):
Killer football team though, guys nice oh wait.

Speaker 3 (30:10):
Would say to violent, I would say one hundred and
ten thousand.

Speaker 5 (30:14):
Okay, everybody's going I'm sticking with forty fifty two hundred million.
You guys, you're going to be shocked and amazed and delighted.
It's only sixty five thousand.

Speaker 1 (30:26):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (30:27):
Really, yeah, so you'll be fine.

Speaker 8 (30:29):
You're paying that for like an eighth grader.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
Good god, I know somebody personally who's doing that. They're
paying eighty thousand dollars a year for seventh grade. Wow.

Speaker 5 (30:39):
That's not buy your own dature.

Speaker 4 (30:41):
Now, right.

Speaker 3 (30:43):
So they've been trying to get my wife and I
go take a tour of this campus, okay, and then
we have other parents like, don't even go tour it
because it is that nice.

Speaker 5 (30:52):
And you'll be like, I want to move it.

Speaker 3 (30:54):
You're like it's like a college campus but elementary and
high school and it's supposed to be mega sick. Like
you go there and you go wow. And so if
I'm saying, like, if you have that money, you'll be
willing to pay it. But there's no way on planet
Earth that I can imagine a situation where I'm like, yeah,
seventh grade, ninth grade, tenth, eleventh that I would eighty

(31:17):
thousand dollars for. Does it come with medical care?

Speaker 1 (31:19):
And deals?

Speaker 5 (31:21):
They live there?

Speaker 3 (31:22):
A driver?

Speaker 5 (31:23):
Do they live there?

Speaker 11 (31:24):
No?

Speaker 9 (31:25):
No?

Speaker 3 (31:25):
And here's the thing, I need to be guaranteed Harvard.

Speaker 4 (31:28):
So this particular friend of ours.

Speaker 3 (31:31):
The school each way is an hour and twenty minute drive.
I can't hour and twenty minute there, hour and twenty minute.

Speaker 5 (31:39):
Back y, I'm out.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
And so there's a couple of other kids I guess
from the area that we live in, that also go
to the school. And so some of the parents have
paid for basically car service, so like they get like
this like sprinter van that shows up picks them up
super early in the morning so they can get to
the you know school with traffic and makes it an
hour and twenty minute without traffic. It's probably more like

(32:01):
I don't know about forty five to fifty minutes worth it.
But at that time in.

Speaker 5 (32:04):
The morning, I hope their kids are super dumb.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
And then there and then the thing is like after
school the kids have like some kind of activity, they
play sport, and then you got another hour, so don't
they don't get home until eight thirty.

Speaker 1 (32:17):
I can see why the parents are paying.

Speaker 6 (32:18):
Then yeah, it's easy, Yeah, keep them the way.

Speaker 1 (32:22):
Don't have kids anymore, they're just.

Speaker 3 (32:26):
Eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, you can hit us
up with the text over to two to ninety seven.
We'll take a quick break and then we're gonna come back.
We're gonna play radio's most immature game. Guess who's gas
that doesn't cost a hundred twenty grand.

Speaker 7 (32:38):
Oh yeah, that's.

Speaker 13 (32:39):
The spot right there.

Speaker 3 (32:45):
Well, if you want to play our dumb ass contest,
you got the phones open right now.

Speaker 4 (32:49):
We're gonna play a round of guests.

Speaker 3 (32:51):
Whose gas awesome eight most immature game. You know, things
are pretty as we heard with that school in New
York City where Jerry Seinfeldt's kids go, those are pretty
pretty scary right now.

Speaker 4 (33:06):
With election day tomorrow, you know, we.

Speaker 5 (33:08):
All need to light up, get our yeah, well, get
our stuffed animals and cuddle it home and not go
to work for school.

Speaker 1 (33:15):
Oh boy.

Speaker 3 (33:17):
Anyway, so any scary times, sometimes there's some really dark,
heavy things that we end up discussing on the show.
It was like some kind of big you know, shooting whatever,
And that's exactly how this game happened, where there was
something like that that happened, and we were just trying
to lighten the mood a little bit, like where do
we go that awkward segue after something so serious?

Speaker 8 (33:40):
Uh huh, And we said, all right, well how about this.

Speaker 3 (33:44):
I have a recording and nobody else in the room
knew who was recording it was, but I played it
of a fart, and then we had the listener to
guess whose guess it was, and this bit was born,
and as dumb as it is, people really loved it.

Speaker 5 (33:58):
He had to do a hard So it's.

Speaker 3 (34:00):
Like, I don't know, at least eight or nine years
later now, right and we're still doing guess whose guests?
So if you want to play eight seven seven forty
four woody is the fall number. That's eight seven seven
forty four Woody. We're getting those people lined up right now.
But it was mentioned kind of briefly during the weekend
Cheers and jeers.

Speaker 4 (34:18):
Peanut the squirrel, yeah, making all the headlines. The seven
year old gray rescue squirrel, Peanut has been put down
guys after being seized by the state, and now his
caretakers are pissed. He was rescued by this guy named Mark.
He'd been living in New York State along with Fred
the raccoon.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
By the way, Yeah, I love Fred.

Speaker 3 (34:38):
He'd also become a pretty famous on social media. But
just last week Peanut and Fred were sized because there
were concerns that they had rabies.

Speaker 6 (34:47):
Okay, even though he's been living with them for seven years.

Speaker 3 (34:50):
But when officials took him, they said that Peanut bit
one of the investigators and so it had to be
put down. Here's a clip of Mark crying about it
on the news. Here's this guy Ark who took him.

Speaker 5 (35:00):
Minute.

Speaker 14 (35:00):
You need that many officers to show up to my
house to literally pull my closets apart.

Speaker 1 (35:07):
The best things that happened to us.

Speaker 14 (35:09):
To take Peanut away from my family is not only
heart wrenching, but then you take it away from the
organization that solely gets its funding from social media, and
Peanut could get that funding.

Speaker 6 (35:22):
It's crazy the level of police force that they used to.

Speaker 1 (35:27):
Get this squirrel. Yeah, yeah, I think he.

Speaker 3 (35:30):
Was like a cartel member or somebody bizarre. I was
looking up.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
The lifespan for a squirrel in the wild is about
twelve years, but in captivity they can live up to twenty.

Speaker 5 (35:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (35:42):
Twenty years was seven? You said, well he was living
there for seven or seven. Yeah, but then he just
got ravy. No, they said, I don't know. Somebody was
being a hater online and reporting him.

Speaker 3 (35:56):
We have that our IP.

Speaker 6 (36:00):
People just you know, and can't see people happy.

Speaker 3 (36:03):
All right, Well, it's time to play today's dumb ass contest.
And today's dumb ass contest, as advertised is yes, who's guess? Yea,
all right, so guess who's guess. Everybody has ongoing homework here,
and all we asked them to do is next time
the fellow good one bruin to grab their phone to

(36:23):
make sure.

Speaker 4 (36:24):
They capture it, send it to me.

Speaker 3 (36:26):
I keep it in our little file of farts here,
and then I play one. You guys have to guess
whose gas it is. If you do that correctly, you
are gonna win a prize. Eight seven seven forty four.
Woody is the number. That's eight seven seven forty four Woody,
And I believe we're all sent and ready to go.
Let's say hello to Carolyn. Hey, good morning, Carolyn, carolynp Carolyn,

(36:49):
are you there? My bad?

Speaker 4 (36:50):
That was my bad, mis sake? There we are. There's
there's Carolyn. Hi Carolyn.

Speaker 3 (36:56):
All right, So guess who's gas? Your options are Woody,
Gina Grad, Greg Gory, Menace, Sea Bass or Sammy. So
it's a little bit more tough obviously at the beginning
of the game, but you are our first contestant. I
have I have the sample all ready to go. When
you're ready, say hit me, hit me?

Speaker 1 (37:20):
Follow up?

Speaker 4 (37:22):
All right, here, I'll do it again. Here, here we go.

Speaker 8 (37:28):
It's like, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:36):
That ended kind of it's like a body drop.

Speaker 3 (37:41):
Yeah all right, So Carolyn, guess whose gas again, Woody,
Gina Grad, Greg Gory, Menace, Sea Bass or Sammy show
me Woody? No, not mine, great guest, though, Carolyn, thank

(38:02):
you for the call. Uh, let's go to how about Chelsea? Hey,
good morning, Chelsea, good morning, good morning. All right, So
we're playing guess whose gas? When you're ready, say hit me,
hit me?

Speaker 1 (38:17):
All right, very chocolate factory.

Speaker 3 (38:19):
All right, so, uh, somebody already guessed me, So I'm
off the board. So your options hour. Gina Grad, Greg Gory, Menace,
Sea Bass or Sammy. Guess whose gas?

Speaker 4 (38:30):
Show me Sammy.

Speaker 5 (38:34):
That would have been the greatest.

Speaker 4 (38:36):
That would have been and that would have been so impressive.

Speaker 5 (38:41):
Right yeah, he around the studio.

Speaker 4 (38:44):
Yeah, all right, let's go to Robin here next. Good morning, Robin.

Speaker 3 (38:49):
Hello, hello. All right, so we're playing guess whose gas?
When you're ready, say hit me, hit me?

Speaker 1 (39:00):
Right yum? All right.

Speaker 3 (39:04):
It's like a liquid zipper.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
A liquid zipper.

Speaker 8 (39:10):
That's a good call, Greg, Right, that's yeah, we don't
have liquid sipper.

Speaker 3 (39:15):
Yeah, like the zipper on one of those big heavy
duffels like you'd have, like you know, like a like
an artificial Christmas tree or something that you would store
up in like a garage.

Speaker 1 (39:27):
And you're storing jelly or something, jelly jelly.

Speaker 3 (39:33):
All right, So your options are Gina Grad, Greg Gory
Menace or Sammy Robin. Guess who's gasm. I'm gonna go
Gina Grad because she's new and needs the h entered
into the funness. Oh well, you know we did get
one from her last time around. Is this also Gina Grad?

Speaker 5 (39:56):
Wrong?

Speaker 3 (39:57):
I think we just maybe tried.

Speaker 5 (39:58):
To overthink of the little you know, I liked way
you strategize that.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
All right's go to Robert. Hey, good morning, Robert, Robert.
I'm sorry, robbe all right, Rabbe all right, man, guess
whose gas? When you're ready say hit me? All right,

(40:24):
So your options are Greg Gory, Menace or Sea Bass.
Guess whose gas?

Speaker 14 (40:31):
Greg?

Speaker 3 (40:32):
Show me Greg Gory, Yeah, you said it to me.
The Philly Special must have been must have been in Philadelphia.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
After a dinner with Mike the show killer.

Speaker 5 (40:53):
Yeah, literally sounds like you fall on the floor.

Speaker 3 (40:58):
That's Greg Gory. I'm discussing that. That's right there.

Speaker 6 (41:07):
Restaurant that night, the menu was like I don't know,
I couldn't even make it out.

Speaker 1 (41:13):
That one that we want to yea so quick scallops
and this rice that was like really dark colored.

Speaker 8 (41:22):
Dark hail in it or something.

Speaker 3 (41:24):
Robbie, congratulations, And hang on one second, Winter on the
d U Y D y Q Winter Guess Who's gas?

Speaker 1 (41:32):
All right?

Speaker 3 (41:33):
Uh, hang Robbie, all right.

Speaker 4 (41:35):
Man, that's how you play guests. Who's gas? Everybody on
the Philly Special? What a dumb game?

Speaker 3 (41:45):
All right, We are going to take a quick break.
We've got some more Woodies show for you. Next. Hang on,
forget about the Woody Show, all right, We're into uh,

(42:07):
let's see a Monday morning, just going through trying to
get through the week.

Speaker 7 (42:12):
Yep.

Speaker 3 (42:13):
It's one of those weeks where you know, there's a
lot going on. I mean, obviously they got the election,
of course, but I mean just it's just one of
those there's a lot going on weeks that I can't
wait for the week to be over, you know, like
and not because you're dreading anything, but in particular.

Speaker 5 (42:27):
It's just like, let's just get through the week's us.

Speaker 4 (42:30):
Yes, yeah, that's that's all.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
Lately. This is definitely a oh really, but seventy nine
percent of Republican men say they would have sex with
a Democrat, but only thirty eight percent of Democrat women

(42:55):
would have sex with a Republican. Oh really has nothing
to do with politics. Has everything to do with the
fact that it's a dude, right, and they don't care
what the politics are. That number is too low that
some of those guys are lying, Yeah, you're not having
sex with their politics.

Speaker 5 (43:10):
Yeah, I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (43:14):
There's a really good looking chick, but you know she's
the other team. Yeah, Greg, they the Republican or she's Democrat.

Speaker 4 (43:22):
I don't think I'm going to go through with it.

Speaker 8 (43:24):
Before we bang, let's discuss politics. That is on a
lot of dating profiles. If you are filling the blank,
swipe left.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
Okay, but don't you think Okay, we talk about like,
what are the guys good looking?

Speaker 6 (43:36):
Yeah, well they look past that. Hell yes they would.

Speaker 1 (43:39):
And are they being honest?

Speaker 5 (43:40):
No, I don't think they would because they don't want
to tell their friends that they're dating someone that doesn't
jive with their policies.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
They just won't tell them. Maybe not, I won't tell them.
And then, oh, if you're going to vote fill in
the blank, swipe which one is the bad ones? Left?
Swipe left? Would you just say? Okay, well I don't
so let's bang right.

Speaker 3 (43:58):
Because women can be way more choosy than dudes can.
So of course, if that's something that's even somewhat important
to them, yeah, they can use that as a filter
or you know, like it's like when you do any
kind of other search thing and you start to filter down,
this says, well, zero results based on what you're looking for. Yes,
you got you gotta go back, maybe change a date,
or yeah, maybe I am interested in the refrigerator of

(44:19):
this color, said.

Speaker 7 (44:20):
I wasn't before.

Speaker 3 (44:21):
Oh really, seventy percent of Republican memment have sex with
a Democrat.

Speaker 1 (44:27):
Or you could just lie in your dating.

Speaker 3 (44:29):
Eight seven four text us over to two to nine
eighty seven. I went to, uh that wild Fork place, menace.
I heard your commercial.

Speaker 6 (44:39):
Oh nice things. Yeah, Wild Fork dudes, they're awesome. They're
all over LA and Orange County. It was sign off
front says we're not a forking restaurant. Yeah, everything's frozen. Yes,
when you go in there, which I didn't realize everything
was frozen. That was like a you know, a butcher
shop whatever. It is basically a butcher shop. They have
literally everything. He's not kidding, No, it's really really good.

(45:01):
I I already had a couple of things that I
bought there. About this one. It's a beef short rib ravioli.

Speaker 3 (45:08):
Oh yeah, so good.

Speaker 1 (45:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (45:13):
And then also bought you know, they have all kinds
of shrimp. I mean they have all the wild stuff too, dude,
like alligator and crap.

Speaker 7 (45:19):
Oh really, things like.

Speaker 6 (45:23):
That tomahawk steaks, yeah, I mean anything like that.

Speaker 3 (45:26):
But one of the things I bought, they have shrimp.
It's already like in a package and it just has
like the pads of butter, so you literally just throw
it in the oven and then you got like a scampy.

Speaker 5 (45:37):
Really.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
Yeah. Anyway, I heard your commercial about it. I know
you're gonna be at one here soon, but beach. I
went to the one in Valencia over the weekend. I
was out running some marins. I'm like, I'm gonna pop
in here, yeah, and it was it was popping, dude.

Speaker 4 (45:51):
There was a lot of people in there.

Speaker 6 (45:52):
I know, we're just trying to do like educate people
because again they don't know, like what is Wildfork Foods?
But yeah, it's that's an awesome place to get like steak.

Speaker 3 (46:01):
Can you remember the Schwan's Yes, Okay, was that a
thing everywhere?

Speaker 4 (46:07):
I'm not sure because I did not grow up here. Yeah,
but what is that on the East Coast too?

Speaker 1 (46:11):
Is that like a meat It's like a.

Speaker 3 (46:13):
Big yellow truck that would roll through neighborhoods and yeah,
frozen stuff and then you and then they like you
just see the Schwan's man and like you go out
there and get like a you know, thing of burgers
or steaks or chops or whatever. And it's it reminded
me of like a store version of that. But you
could tell like the qualities. The quality is good. It's legit,

(46:34):
and they're not mine. I mean they're a sponsor of
the show, you know what I mean, Like they deal
with menace and stuff.

Speaker 4 (46:39):
So but he just told me about it. I went
and checked out those insane You're so good.

Speaker 3 (46:44):
So good, and they also had I haven't bought them yet,
but they have because a friend of mine's all big
in the lava cake.

Speaker 6 (46:50):
Oh yeah, they have no problem with that.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
Wild Fork Foods.

Speaker 4 (46:55):
Wildfork Foods. Check it out. This is the Woody Show killers,
all right.

Speaker 3 (47:04):
So I meant to announce this on Friday, and then
just got carried away with Friday, right, happen all the time,
and just spaced. But I did want to announce the
Woodie Show Employee of the Month, oh for October. And

(47:25):
this is another second time winner. Yeah, and uh got
a number of votes here in the room. Now, I'm
gonna say, going into the nomination of the voting process,
I was surprised there was a person that was top
of mind for me personally that did not get one vote,

(47:47):
did not get a single vote in uh in the
go around. And so like I thought, man, maybe I'm
maybe I'm missing something. And so I went back and
just to show you guys that I you know, it's
not just all about what what I feel, even though
I have the final vote, because it is my money,
That's true. I'm the one that buys the plaque. Yah.

Speaker 4 (48:08):
Yeah. Anyway, but forty bucks.

Speaker 3 (48:14):
I mean I've never because you.

Speaker 4 (48:17):
Got it customized.

Speaker 1 (48:18):
Yeah wow.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
But anyway, Vaughan was a person because Vaughan really stepped
up a lot in the month of October, was out
for a few days even he was kind of and
then Morgan was out, so he's covering over there. So true,
I want to give a I want to give a
shout out to Vaughan, so I might I might throw
Vaughn just a little at a little extra bonus just

(48:42):
uh you know, I'm saying just because I want him
to know I'm acknowledging even though he comes in here
he's completely high.

Speaker 5 (48:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (48:50):
Yeah, he gets high before, like he is high throughout work.

Speaker 3 (48:54):
Yeah. Yeah, different levels, but yes, every different level. You
would I was, I was just going to ask you
you that, but you agree. I mean, you're the one
who's kind of managing all that stuff behind the scenes stuff.

Speaker 2 (49:03):
Yeah, yeah, I would say Vaughn has really stepped up
his game since he got here. He's progressed and gone
so much better at everything and really has become a
jack of all trades with everything.

Speaker 4 (49:13):
It's weird, it's happy to jump in.

Speaker 3 (49:15):
So yeah. I asked him if he wanted a promotion
here recently, and he said no, Oh.

Speaker 8 (49:21):
He likes what he does.

Speaker 3 (49:23):
That very rarely happens, you know, like, oh, hey man,
we have this other position that you might.

Speaker 4 (49:28):
Be interested in.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
And uh, I think he likes what he does.

Speaker 3 (49:30):
Yeah, no, which is great, and which is great, It
just doesn't very it doesn't happen very often.

Speaker 5 (49:35):
That he turns you down and he's super fun to
dance with.

Speaker 4 (49:38):
Oh yeah, I didn't dancer. Yeah I did.

Speaker 1 (49:40):
Hear about that.

Speaker 6 (49:41):
But what I do like about Vaughn it's like I
always asked him, did you get that done? And he
never says no.

Speaker 3 (49:47):
There was a story there was a party on Friday
with some What He Show listeners and I was told
that Vaughn passed out face first and some food.

Speaker 4 (49:55):
That does sound like that's what I was told.

Speaker 2 (49:57):
Morgan has information on this, Yes, yeah, more, Oh hell
let me go.

Speaker 7 (50:02):
Sure. Did y'all face down into some panic? Express?

Speaker 1 (50:07):
Stop down?

Speaker 5 (50:09):
You witnessed this firsthand?

Speaker 7 (50:11):
No, I wish I.

Speaker 12 (50:12):
Had one off to like the casino or something. Came
back and the people were hanging with I'm like, where's
BN And these are listeners by the way, guys, and
we're like, oh, oh, he's messed up. We had to
take him to his room. He fell face down.

Speaker 6 (50:24):
In his food.

Speaker 13 (50:26):
Gave U.

Speaker 1 (50:27):
That's the other side of.

Speaker 2 (50:30):
He's extremely responsible with his high when he's here at work,
but in party mode it's a toss up.

Speaker 8 (50:36):
You never know what's going to happen to him.

Speaker 1 (50:37):
Okay, good thing he didn't drown.

Speaker 4 (50:39):
So will mention to to Vaughan, well done, even though
I'm the only one.

Speaker 5 (50:45):
That voted for him on my list.

Speaker 6 (50:47):
But yeah, but.

Speaker 3 (50:49):
Anyway, I wanted to congratulate the what do You Show
employee the month for the month of October, and that
would be Sammy Marino.

Speaker 1 (50:56):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
We got a number of votes here in the room.
Not that she's not always working right and uh, I
mean you know she's she's got a great attention to
detail she does, which which I do appreciate, which was
something for a long time really lacking around here when
it came to that role in particular. And and so
as the executive producer of the show, you doing a

(51:19):
bang up job.

Speaker 7 (51:20):
Thankk you.

Speaker 3 (51:20):
Congratulation say a two time winner, winner of sixty nine
dollars and a very nice forty dollars plaque that I
buy on Amazon.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
For one hundred and nine. Yeah that's right, but aesome.

Speaker 3 (51:35):
Now it's the two time winners. We get down towards
the end of the year here, whoever has the most
votes at the end of the year gets a bonus
one one one paycheck check.

Speaker 8 (51:45):
Wow, that's badass.

Speaker 4 (51:47):
Yeah yeah, a one paycheck bonus.

Speaker 7 (51:50):
Nice.

Speaker 4 (51:51):
Yeah, so keep it up?

Speaker 10 (51:53):
Yeah, you go so much pressure?

Speaker 3 (51:55):
All right? Eight seven, seven forty four. What is the
phone number here? Text us over to two to nine
eighty seven. Gena grad is gonna have some of the
trending news headlines.

Speaker 4 (52:03):
We come back till Woody Show will be right back.

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Speaker 4 (53:17):
And onto other business. About the trending news headlines Janie
Grad what you got well?

Speaker 5 (53:22):
Quincy Jones died at his home in bel Air last night.
He was ninety one. The music producer pioneer had won
twenty eight Grammys, two Honorary Oscars, and an Emmy, plus
he produced We Are the World and was inducted into
the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in twenty thirteen.
He also produced Thriller and the movie Color Purple, and
the TV show Fresh Prince of bel Air starring Will Smith.

(53:44):
And He was also a conductor and an instrumentalist and
a magazine founder, among many, many, many other things.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
He's one of those guys that even if you couldn't
come up with what exactly he did, you knew the name,
you knew who he was.

Speaker 4 (53:55):
You know he did John's Okay, entire life.

Speaker 5 (53:58):
And uh fun fact his You know who she is,
famous actress Rashida Jones.

Speaker 4 (54:03):
She's a rotten bitch.

Speaker 8 (54:03):
Go ahead, Oh okay.

Speaker 3 (54:05):
I know my wife and I sat next to her,
she had the table next to us at a sushi restaurant.
And all she did this poor woman who she was
with with one of her friends, and she was just
like trying to have her. She brought her a birthday
present for her and everything and all for shea did
with the entire time. This is firsthand. All she did
was bitch and she made this lunch miserable. This poor
woman came in like shot out of a cannon with

(54:27):
happiness and and and then she was She was just
so like unappealing. It was a bummer because I suck.
I kind of liked her before that, I mean from
the office.

Speaker 5 (54:38):
Yeah with Parks.

Speaker 3 (54:39):
Dude was like such a disappointment. She was such a bitch.
I felt so bad for her friend. Maybe it was
a terrible birthday present.

Speaker 6 (54:47):
Yeah, maybe it was just really.

Speaker 5 (54:48):
Really bad gift.

Speaker 1 (54:49):
Not a good gift.

Speaker 5 (54:50):
Well, another bad gift. Forty seven year old actor James Vanderbeek,
who a lot of us remember from his work in
the late nineties early two thousand, showed Dawson's creaky was
dawson't recently diagnosed with colorectal cancer. He said, he's getting
treatment and it's feeling good. He's also set to appear
in Sammy You Real Full Monty, which is a two

(55:12):
hour special where he and other big stars stripped down
to raise awareness about certain types of cancer. Okay, so
he's feeling good enough to perform. That's good.

Speaker 3 (55:20):
So okay, colorectal cancer. This is how they diagnosed that
with the colonoscopy.

Speaker 5 (55:26):
Right, imagine that's the camera we.

Speaker 3 (55:28):
Find and if it's caught too late, it can spread. Okay,
all right? And then for colorectal cancer, what like, what's
the treatment for that?

Speaker 5 (55:38):
It depends.

Speaker 7 (55:38):
If it's radiation, what's the one.

Speaker 4 (55:40):
What's the one that you get?

Speaker 2 (55:41):
It?

Speaker 4 (55:42):
It's like a death sunserious, say job said.

Speaker 5 (55:48):
Because from what I understand, which is not much, it's
very very hard.

Speaker 3 (55:52):
To get to.

Speaker 5 (55:53):
So it's like it's just kind of pancreatic cancer, so
you can't do much about it.

Speaker 3 (55:57):
And also like it doesn't show up very easily, right, like,
so by the time you do that's the probably part
of the problem is by the time you do find.

Speaker 1 (56:06):
It, it's not one hundred percent you'll die, but it's
like not good.

Speaker 4 (56:10):
I mean, that's one of the most long shot. Od's well,
to be.

Speaker 5 (56:13):
Fair, it's one hundred percent that we're all going to die.

Speaker 4 (56:15):
Well, that's also true.

Speaker 3 (56:16):
I would just rather not be from pancreatic cacer like
when you're in your forties, fifties, whatever.

Speaker 5 (56:22):
Yeah, a good friend of mine died from in college,
So just be careful, everybody, get your checkups.

Speaker 4 (56:27):
Yes, that's one thing.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
Man. My my doctor wanted me to get the colonoscopy,
and I have no problem getting it. I just haven't
scheduled it yet. And it's one of those things that's
like every time I hear about something or get reminded
in some way, shape or form, you know, take a
nice healthy dump and take a wipe, like I like,
you know what I gotta do.

Speaker 5 (56:46):
You want to be colonoscopy buddies, I have to do
one too. You have to do we can hold hands.

Speaker 4 (56:51):
Well, we can do the prep at the same time.

Speaker 5 (56:53):
Oh, that's gonna be Oh no, because you feel bad
about it. What I mean because I'm going to be
a plus about it and I'll never stop complaining and crying.

Speaker 4 (57:01):
Really, yeah, I mean the prep. The prep sucks. It's
not as bad.

Speaker 8 (57:04):
I've done one before, I've never done think.

Speaker 4 (57:08):
Yeah, I got.

Speaker 3 (57:09):
I got, as I call it, because it did the
endoscopy and the colonoscopy a spite because while you're under
you might as well.

Speaker 4 (57:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:18):
Now my question said, they said, do you have any
questions before we give me? I said, you're starting with
the endoscopy, right, Like, no, it's different things.

Speaker 5 (57:28):
It's not.

Speaker 3 (57:31):
Ask the mouth.

Speaker 5 (57:36):
Yeah, I'm kind of actually looking forward to the prep.

Speaker 1 (57:39):
The press.

Speaker 5 (57:40):
I just kind of want to be.

Speaker 1 (57:42):
The procedure rule likes best rest of your life. They
treat you like you want. You want the propofol. I
love it.

Speaker 4 (57:50):
It's not the tube of the ass, it's the remember
you want both.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
I don't know they could put anything up there. You
wouldn't even know that, like weird drink though.

Speaker 5 (57:59):
Yeah, well no, it's not as bad anymore. Now they
say you can do like gatorade type stuff, not like
that thick salt water.

Speaker 3 (58:05):
There's there are different kinds. The first time I did
it was a big almost like a big huge gallon
jug of this stuff you had to drink with at
a certain amount of time. And then somebody else I
knew did where it was a smaller okay, super small.
And then my aunt Chrissy, she just did one within
the last year and hers were just these pills.

Speaker 5 (58:24):
Yeah. Really, I looked into that and they said, the
amount of water you have to drink with these pills,
you'll wish you made the other choice.

Speaker 1 (58:31):
Yeah, okay, even with a little bottle of the liquid,
it was very small, but then you had to drink
like four glasses of water immediately. Okay, it really wasn't
that bad.

Speaker 5 (58:39):
And afterwards do you feel different?

Speaker 1 (58:42):
No, no, it hurt. No, No, you feel nothing.

Speaker 4 (58:45):
Yeah you don't. You don't even realize that something was
up your ass, I mean perfect.

Speaker 3 (58:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:48):
They put the IV in and it's just fine. And
then when you go into the room they change it
to the propofall you know, God's liquid, and then they
say like, all right, you're ready to go, And before
you can even go, I guess so or sure you're done, done?

Speaker 5 (59:04):
And how long is this?

Speaker 1 (59:05):
Like half an hour? Let's just so easy.

Speaker 4 (59:10):
I'm gonna do that. I want to do a sleep study.

Speaker 3 (59:13):
That would I've done it.

Speaker 5 (59:14):
It sucks because if you can't follow asleep and they're
listening to you and watching you all night, I could.

Speaker 4 (59:19):
Fall asleep no matter what. I can sleep.

Speaker 5 (59:20):
I'm playing it, but like you move and like did
you just move or you work? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (59:27):
Yeah. My stepmom just did one and then they had
her come back to do another night at the facility,
but with a seatpap machine and you were talking about like, man,
you don't you don't know what good sleep is. She's like, man,
this is the kind of sleep that I've dreamt of. Wow.
And I've been telling her about it because I'm like,
you really need to go see somebody you know about

(59:48):
this sleep. I told her about what Joe Coy said.
I thought about what all these other people have told me,
who have these seatpap machines. If you have to keep
waking up, you can't sleep, sleep apnea, snoring really bad
at whatever. Go do one of the these things.

Speaker 1 (01:00:00):
And I don't.

Speaker 3 (01:00:00):
I don't have any of that. I could sleep no problem. Yeah,
but I do want to just because of our weird hours.
I would like to see what they say different as
doctor said suggested it. And if I could get a
seatpap machine, even on the black market, I'll take one.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Yeah, because you have to get prescribed it.

Speaker 4 (01:00:15):
Yeah, you did just buy one, which is dumb.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
Why, like you s don't want people to breathe better
when they like what's what's the downside? Like, why would
you need a prescription?

Speaker 6 (01:00:22):
You?

Speaker 3 (01:00:23):
Yeah, why would you need.

Speaker 4 (01:00:24):
A prescription for a seat pap machine?

Speaker 1 (01:00:26):
It makes sense? Yeah, you get work on that. I'll
work on getting propofol. All right, let's do that.

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
I mean it's the best rest.

Speaker 5 (01:00:33):
We'll wake up refreshed, ye kidding, All right. Well, Jason
Kelsey was caught on video using a homophobic slur that's
going around right now. In the audio, which we have
by the way, a dude at Penn State yells, hey, Kelsey,
how does it feel that your brother is an F
word for dating Taylor Swift? Then Jason whips around and
grabs the guy's phone smashes it while yelling it back
at him a bunch of times. Here's the clip.

Speaker 3 (01:00:55):
Kelsey, Kelsey, Kelsey Heyelsey, only I get a fist book?

Speaker 13 (01:01:05):
Did I get a book?

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:01:16):
I mean they're hounding them and they're just like antagonizing them.
I hear that the gay community is given a pass
on this for using that word.

Speaker 1 (01:01:26):
I haven't gotten the news.

Speaker 5 (01:01:27):
Yeah, I was gonna say, did you.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
That Jason Kelcey because he said.

Speaker 4 (01:01:32):
That, yeah, well yeah, we didn't have that clip like
who's the now?

Speaker 5 (01:01:39):
Yeah? Yeah, and neither Kelsey nor ESPN have said anything
about this, so possibly hoping it just kind of blows
over my gut.

Speaker 1 (01:01:46):
Reaction was dude, just ignore him, keep walking? Yeah, why
did you grab his phone? Smash it? Engaged?

Speaker 4 (01:01:53):
Because it feels good?

Speaker 9 (01:01:55):
Nor I always feel like if you're a person who
doesn't use words like that, you don't use the back
at someone who says them, Like that's not a word
that would come out of my mouth.

Speaker 10 (01:02:05):
So for him to say it back so quickly and easily,
I think is like does he say that yeah regularly enough?

Speaker 6 (01:02:12):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:02:14):
Yeah, I mean it sounds like he just got super hijacked,
you know, like his brain just.

Speaker 10 (01:02:19):
It's very reactional.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
I would I wouldn't use it in a way that,
you know, like I'm insulting somebody, you know, but I
love the people go I've never once uttered that. Yeah,
you probably have, if you're being honest. I've heard some
really good jokes that have that word in it. I've heard,
you know, really good jokes that have all the words
that you're not supposed to say. So, like, am I
really holding this against him?

Speaker 6 (01:02:41):
Do?

Speaker 4 (01:02:41):
I really think it's?

Speaker 12 (01:02:42):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:02:42):
No, come on?

Speaker 3 (01:02:43):
And even the guy who's like yelling at Jason Kelsey,
he's just trying to antagonize the guy, you know, and
he did he did you, which I don't feel bad
for that either, but that's what happened.

Speaker 8 (01:02:55):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:02:55):
Thank you very much, Gina gred.

Speaker 5 (01:02:57):
You got it.

Speaker 1 (01:03:01):
Taking care of the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:03:04):
Very nice text that just came in.

Speaker 3 (01:03:07):
I just wanted to say that this is the only
station I've ever used a preset on my radio for
you guys are the best.

Speaker 4 (01:03:14):
All babe, babe, All babe.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
Very nice.

Speaker 4 (01:03:19):
Apparently, you know, it's so weird.

Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
I was reading this thing and there's all sorts of
radio research companies spent all this money doing this research stuff,
and they were finding that when a station or a
show does a big campaign and convinces everybody to make
your station, make us your number one preset, which seems
so dumb. It seems like lock it in and rip
the knob off. And I used to say, like in

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the seventies and eighties and those radio stations, that there
ends up being like a bump in listening because I
guess it's just, yeah, I guess the ease of just
having like a presept boom.

Speaker 4 (01:03:56):
Yes, So go ahead and do that. We've we've never,
we've never.

Speaker 14 (01:04:00):
But thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
Just thinking about that when the text came through. But
thank you, thank you, send your text over to two
to ninety seven. Did I just want to get tomorrow
with why, Like, let's just find out who wins so
we can just move on. Let's crying, Let the crying
happen from whoever's gonna cry, and then we can just
move on with our lives and we can start talking
about the midterm elections.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
You know there's going to be at least crying for
two years after I see.

Speaker 3 (01:04:24):
And that's that's the thing, Like I'm not really sure
because I know they're asking, they're asking the networks not
to report on any they do that on any result,
they do it until everything is closed because you've got
to be first. Yeah, and of course nobody's going to
do that. Of course nobody's gonna do it.

Speaker 5 (01:04:43):
Well, most voters are going to be choosing between Kamala
Harris and Donald Trump, as we know, but not everybody.
Did you know that some voters will cast their ballot
for someone entirely different.

Speaker 4 (01:04:54):
Part I vote for Menace every time.

Speaker 5 (01:04:56):
Okay, you're not elected, so you're a protest voter. That's
a protest vote.

Speaker 3 (01:05:01):
No, I just I don't. I don't believe in choosing
between the lesser of two evils unless there's somebody I'm
really into, like either.

Speaker 4 (01:05:06):
I'll leave it blank, but I just like that. I
just voted last time. I voted for Menace.

Speaker 6 (01:05:10):
Yeah, good, because he likes my idea of prison. That's
not about got the moon right there, murray.

Speaker 3 (01:05:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:05:21):
If they're not voting for Menace, sometimes the're voting for
a different politician, or a celebrity or a fictional character.
Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck very popular writing choices in Florida,
and Darth Vader, the Hulk and Kramer from Seinfeld also
very popular protest vote.

Speaker 3 (01:05:36):
Also the limited swing state. You know what I mean, yeah, true,
it's not super consequential. I do vote on all the
local stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:05:43):
And all the that's way more important.

Speaker 3 (01:05:47):
That's that's the stuff that I you know, very very
focused on. I think that's the stuff that really changes
your life one where the other. I know people feel
differently about it, but I will just say, like I'm
I'm forty eight years old now in my adult life.
Every presidential election that's ever happened, no matter who's won,
who's lost, or whatever, it has not changed my life significantly. Yeah,

(01:06:10):
like life seems to be pretty much the same, and
there's a lot of things that do change. But it's
not like somebody made the analogy of like the guy
who's the president is a person who's driving those cars
like you see at Disney at Autotopia.

Speaker 5 (01:06:24):
Is on a track.

Speaker 3 (01:06:24):
You can only do so much.

Speaker 4 (01:06:26):
It's really it's Congress, it's Senate.

Speaker 3 (01:06:28):
It's like all of a sudden, local municipalities and things
like this is the stuff that really kind of on
the grain, they can affect you directly, and we.

Speaker 5 (01:06:36):
Do see that affect us directly big time. Well, you said,
you know where you want to get tomorrow over with,
But yeah, it's not going to be that quick at all,
just because the election's happening. We're not going to know
who won for like a while. It depends on a
couple of things, when how close the election is and
how quickly the states count their ballots, because remember in
twenty twenty, it took until the Saturday after election day

(01:06:58):
for networks to project but this could take even longer
this year, depending on how many people mail in their ballots,
which anecdotally everybody I know did mail in.

Speaker 3 (01:07:08):
Okay, See, I believe that there should be a deadline
to mail them in, meaning that you know, if you
mailed it, if you mailed it locally, it's not going
far so it'll probably be the next day or the
day after that that the deadline to like your your
ballot has to be received by election day. Yeah, like
none of this where I can get there after election day.

(01:07:28):
Like it's got to be received by election day.

Speaker 5 (01:07:31):
It seems fair.

Speaker 4 (01:07:31):
That seems fine.

Speaker 8 (01:07:32):
You can vote by mail, Yeah, but can we at
least get it in by election day.

Speaker 5 (01:07:36):
You're going to want to send it pop mail me
four days and yes, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:07:40):
We have these court cases in advance. It's always the
eleventh hour. There's state Supreme Court, Supreme Court. They're figuring
out rules and regulations. Can we figure this out before?

Speaker 3 (01:07:50):
Yeah? So also aesthetically, Greg, aren't you going to be
happy to be rid of all these trashy elections signs
that are everywhere, everywhere, everywhere?

Speaker 4 (01:07:59):
Oh god, that's.

Speaker 5 (01:08:00):
What's going on the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:08:05):
Show and we are into another new hour of insensitivity
training for a politically correct.

Speaker 4 (01:08:12):
World and a good morning to you.

Speaker 3 (01:08:14):
So what do you show?

Speaker 4 (01:08:16):
I'm Woody, that's Greig Gory.

Speaker 3 (01:08:19):
We got a menace. Hi, Gina grad is here, we
got Sea Bass, there's Sammy phones are open eight seven
seven forty four. Woodie, you can hit us up with
the text over to two to nine eight seven. Morgan
joins us here in the main studio.

Speaker 7 (01:08:35):
Hello, Hello, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:08:37):
Do you ever get nervous when it's time to come
into the main studio? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:08:40):
Ever most of the time. Yes, it's half the time.
I don't know what it's for.

Speaker 1 (01:08:44):
But you know what this is for?

Speaker 7 (01:08:46):
Well sort of yeah, well not the specific right, I
mean to eat something gross.

Speaker 4 (01:08:51):
Okay, so let me let me tell you how this works.

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
We had a we had a conversation where Morgan was
saying that she would like to get a nose job. Yes,
and so those jobs cost money? Yeah, I do, all right,
So you've been I'm sure, doing your research. I have
no idea how much a nose job costs. Like, what
can you give me a ballpark? How much they cost?

Speaker 12 (01:09:09):
Honestly I can't because the doctors I've been looking at
are in Tijuana.

Speaker 8 (01:09:12):
Oh no, I get a quick google and yeah to
get a good one. You're really in the eight to
ten thousand dollars exactly. Sure, So we've done dare for
dollars right, yeah, and this is one of those things.

Speaker 4 (01:09:25):
That was it, Gina?

Speaker 5 (01:09:27):
Yeah, I came up with the name, the name first, Yes,
the name first Meal of fortune in a way that
she could eat food and earn money.

Speaker 3 (01:09:34):
Oh easy. I like it because you are adventurous. Yeah,
so it's called Meal of Fortune and Sea Bass. You
want to explain how it all works.

Speaker 8 (01:09:41):
So we got a couple of categories here, Morgan, four
category categories, and you'll have a dollar amount, so you
get to choose a something from each category. Okay, one
hundred dollars for the low end, two hundred dollars for
the high end. Okay, like a Jeopardy Board Sea. So
here's the thing.

Speaker 3 (01:09:57):
So if you decide to eat all four of the
highest value things, that's eight hundred dollars.

Speaker 7 (01:10:04):
Through my head right now.

Speaker 5 (01:10:05):
You're making that in a minute.

Speaker 1 (01:10:06):
I can do this, Woodie, I can do this.

Speaker 4 (01:10:09):
What does what constitutes eating?

Speaker 8 (01:10:12):
Yeah, that means you have to take and swallow and
chew and keep down, frozies up, ease a full you know,
let's say, fork full, spoonful, whatever, whatever the thing happens
to be.

Speaker 5 (01:10:23):
And you should be grateful because at one point where
he was like, no, a full serving.

Speaker 8 (01:10:29):
That's.

Speaker 12 (01:10:33):
What I expected coming in here. I'm like to eat
a whole plate of this food. We could be one bite, healthy,
bite a good healthy.

Speaker 8 (01:10:43):
Now, your categories are seafood, spicy foods, dog food it
never say never get two hundred and then the last
category mystery meat again for oneible.

Speaker 3 (01:11:00):
So four categories seafood, spicy food, dog food, mystery meat.

Speaker 8 (01:11:06):
And nothing should should kill you.

Speaker 3 (01:11:08):
So yeah, we're gonna break this up into two segments.
So in the next segment, we'll do two of them.
So give me a chance to kind of like palate, cleanse,
reset before you do the other two and so what
will the first two categories be?

Speaker 1 (01:11:20):
Off the jump?

Speaker 7 (01:11:21):
Okay, seafood two hundred, dog food two hundred.

Speaker 3 (01:11:28):
Incredible, okay, seafood two hundred, dog food for two hundred.

Speaker 4 (01:11:33):
It is Morgan's Meal of Fortune.

Speaker 7 (01:11:36):
Oh, you want to play psychokiller?

Speaker 2 (01:11:38):
Can I be the helpless victim?

Speaker 3 (01:11:40):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:11:41):
Please don't kill me, mister ghost face. I want to
be the sequel?

Speaker 1 (01:11:48):
Is the show?

Speaker 4 (01:11:51):
All the little scream there was part of a Morgan's
Dare for dollars?

Speaker 7 (01:11:54):
Yeah, good times.

Speaker 4 (01:11:58):
Yeah, that's the taste of the stunt that it was
the stunt, I believe.

Speaker 1 (01:12:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
So SeaBASS has your first couple of courses already said.
Do you have a chance to earn eight hundred dollars
this morning? Yes? I do with a segment we're calling
Meal of Fortune. Four categories seafood, spicy dog food, and
mystery meat.

Speaker 5 (01:12:23):
Two different categories.

Speaker 7 (01:12:24):
Do for the miss joh I don't like how you
guys laughed about that. You know, y' all know what
they are, right.

Speaker 5 (01:12:30):
Sea, and I bought them all together, no separate.

Speaker 3 (01:12:34):
There's a one dollar and a two hundred dollars option,
and she's picked her first two categories, which will be
seafood and dog food, and she went with a two
hundred dollars option for both. Now, just to remind her
of for everybody who's listening, she has to eat and
swallow and keep down like a legit bite, not like

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one of those people to take.

Speaker 4 (01:12:58):
Yeah or menace where he like has something for a
second and immediately.

Speaker 3 (01:13:00):
Goes, oh yeah, it's like it's like kind of hanging
on his tongue in any bars, it might pass his lips.

Speaker 5 (01:13:06):
And because it's not your fault that you puke and.

Speaker 3 (01:13:10):
After that, but that's the thing, you got to really
fight it down.

Speaker 4 (01:13:15):
Apearance.

Speaker 3 (01:13:15):
Yeah, if you want that money, because here's a thing like,
let's say the seafood thing. She can't keep the two
hundred dollars thing, or you can't get the two hundred
dollars thing down. She can't just go okay, well I'll
take the one hundred category is then dead?

Speaker 1 (01:13:27):
Is dead?

Speaker 4 (01:13:27):
All right? So which one do you want to go with?

Speaker 3 (01:13:29):
First?

Speaker 4 (01:13:29):
You want to go with the dog food or the
seafood first, dog food?

Speaker 11 (01:13:32):
Dog food?

Speaker 1 (01:13:33):
Okay, that is shocking, right.

Speaker 7 (01:13:35):
Two hundred dollars not what you would have picked, miss.

Speaker 6 (01:13:37):
No, I think you would go seafood first and then
dog Well, like, okay, my bad, all right, So this
is the two hundred dollars I told it, like, yeah,
there we go.

Speaker 3 (01:13:52):
Just it's just so.

Speaker 7 (01:13:54):
Also, there's crusty things on the inside of this blindfold.

Speaker 3 (01:13:56):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:13:58):
That's from the from the Glory Whole challenge.

Speaker 5 (01:14:01):
I had my lashes on, so maybe some lash.

Speaker 3 (01:14:05):
Lash, yes, probably, Okay, now you picked the two hundred
dollars dog food option. Yeah, and for two hundred dollars
sea mass what does she have to take a bite
of and swallow?

Speaker 8 (01:14:19):
It's actually a very dried food, something that even looks
like human food. And this was a Greg Gory suggestion
that I fully approve of because says Greg and I
have both tried.

Speaker 1 (01:14:32):
We tried.

Speaker 8 (01:14:33):
We tried to eat this item and could not finish.

Speaker 1 (01:14:36):
It was shocking.

Speaker 3 (01:14:39):
And that is something that you may have in your
pantry at home right now kids.

Speaker 1 (01:14:42):
And think looks delicious, And that would be Greg beg
and strip.

Speaker 9 (01:14:48):
You.

Speaker 3 (01:14:50):
Yeah, yeah, now you can look all right, So just
like you say the dogs, my dog goes crazy, you
take out and think of.

Speaker 6 (01:14:56):
My dog.

Speaker 7 (01:14:59):
You're about to f Now why it sucks because it's
like the cheapest treat you can buy.

Speaker 4 (01:15:02):
Yeah, like my dog. My dog loves pepperoni.

Speaker 3 (01:15:06):
Oh yeah, barbecue or bacon.

Speaker 1 (01:15:10):
It looks fun.

Speaker 4 (01:15:11):
It looks normal. Now do we want to break off
a bite?

Speaker 8 (01:15:14):
I would say to put it in your mouth, bite
it off and then chew and see if you can swallow? Yeah, okay,
because can you let me like?

Speaker 7 (01:15:20):
How big of a bite?

Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
I would say?

Speaker 7 (01:15:22):
This is good?

Speaker 5 (01:15:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (01:15:24):
Once I do it, I'm and a half inches?

Speaker 1 (01:15:27):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:15:28):
Got this? All right? Here we go this Morgan, this
is the dog food category. Two hundred dollars, two hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:15:35):
Here we go with a bagan strip.

Speaker 7 (01:15:38):
Okay, here we got I just gotta go quick think jerky.

Speaker 4 (01:15:41):
Oh okay.

Speaker 3 (01:15:45):
She's got her eyes closed. Yeah, like her shoulders keep
going up my body. Could you bring the puke bucket over? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:15:54):
Yeah, the puke trash can?

Speaker 3 (01:15:56):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:15:57):
Yeah, so your best bad as I It.

Speaker 7 (01:16:00):
Doesn't even taste bad.

Speaker 3 (01:16:01):
I don't know why I can't.

Speaker 4 (01:16:02):
Serious And maybe because it's too dry. Okay, see yea.

Speaker 3 (01:16:08):
Looks like she was about to Yeah, all right, what.

Speaker 1 (01:16:10):
Do you think he's in there? Like horse penis?

Speaker 7 (01:16:12):
It's really bad for you?

Speaker 3 (01:16:13):
Bull pizzle?

Speaker 7 (01:16:14):
Yeah stop it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:16):
Yeah, let's let's let's not pile and make it worse.
It's already either just my favorite word, don't she's still chewing. Yeah,
I want to.

Speaker 7 (01:16:26):
Get like it's hard to get into a consistency.

Speaker 5 (01:16:29):
Yeah, you really want to water, you really want to
taste some water water idea.

Speaker 8 (01:16:34):
Actually, yeah, let's get her a bottle, you know what
to give her?

Speaker 7 (01:16:37):
Cokesyru.

Speaker 5 (01:16:38):
You want my die boke and give it to her?

Speaker 1 (01:16:40):
All right?

Speaker 7 (01:16:41):
Actually I drink while I'm eating.

Speaker 3 (01:16:44):
Sure, if you need to add a little moisture, but
I don't think you should know if you want to
put out like that, that's why, see.

Speaker 4 (01:16:51):
Because there's something too dry, Like there's no way to
get that.

Speaker 1 (01:16:54):
When I try to beg and strip, it was like.

Speaker 5 (01:16:58):
She gag number two, hold on, hold on, DC didn't he.

Speaker 4 (01:17:05):
Quickly quickly, quickly just just swallow it, swe swallow it quickly.

Speaker 3 (01:17:14):
Yeah, Wow, that was touch and go. That was all
just about to lose it.

Speaker 4 (01:17:18):
It almost came out.

Speaker 5 (01:17:20):
I didn't hurt everything.

Speaker 3 (01:17:22):
You smell so heinous and morgan.

Speaker 1 (01:17:24):
Did you get like a blasted chemical flavor in there?

Speaker 7 (01:17:29):
It was chemical the whole time. Like the smell is
just overwhelmingly chemical.

Speaker 5 (01:17:33):
It's like barbecue sauce and wood varnished.

Speaker 12 (01:17:37):
The taste was so mild to me. It's not even
bad like it's just the hardness and the consistency.

Speaker 5 (01:17:42):
Now you see what your dog wanting.

Speaker 4 (01:17:43):
Okay, so we're gonna have two hundred dollars to work out.

Speaker 5 (01:17:45):
Yea, yet that.

Speaker 1 (01:17:50):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:17:51):
And you can hold onto that DC.

Speaker 3 (01:17:52):
I don't want to have another item ready to go.
She picked the seafood category as item number two. Here
in this first round of Morgane Meal of fortune, Sea
Bass is bringing in the next item.

Speaker 4 (01:18:05):
She's got the blindfold on.

Speaker 1 (01:18:06):
It's another two hundred dollars.

Speaker 4 (01:18:08):
It's another two hundred dollars item. She's already got two
hundred bucks.

Speaker 7 (01:18:11):
Great, it's still like little dog treats in my mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:18:15):
All right. The seafood category, it's a Korean dish, Korean barbecue.

Speaker 8 (01:18:23):
You can you can buy these any Korean barbecue. Okay,
you probably know it by its name, not sure or
or occopus, but not just occupuses. Excuse me, these are
baby occupuses.

Speaker 3 (01:18:45):
Occupuses.

Speaker 4 (01:18:47):
I take a look.

Speaker 6 (01:18:48):
This is sad actually basically calamari.

Speaker 8 (01:18:50):
Right, but he's got the head on everything.

Speaker 7 (01:18:53):
But the Octopus.

Speaker 12 (01:18:54):
I watched the documentary, such a great movie.

Speaker 5 (01:19:04):
Whoa.

Speaker 7 (01:19:05):
I mean, you do see this in restaurants there.

Speaker 8 (01:19:07):
This is stir fright in a chili sauce. And I
would say, for this, she will she has to eat
the whole occupus hold.

Speaker 4 (01:19:14):
It up again.

Speaker 12 (01:19:15):
Not first of all, I'm not eating the whole thing.
That's it's one great I don't think this is all
going down.

Speaker 1 (01:19:20):
That's like, that's not one bite.

Speaker 3 (01:19:24):
This is big. Yeah, you're right man, when you order
cal Ma, here's the.

Speaker 8 (01:19:30):
She has to hate that as to eat the head?

Speaker 3 (01:19:32):
Yes, okay, so I would say that the head and
half of the Yeah, that's about a heart.

Speaker 8 (01:19:36):
That's about right.

Speaker 3 (01:19:36):
Can you do that?

Speaker 9 (01:19:38):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:19:38):
I don't want to be a little bit so bad,
but I don't think I can do that.

Speaker 5 (01:19:41):
What if she just ate the flat?

Speaker 7 (01:19:42):
I mean I will will try it. Hopefully it's delicious.

Speaker 1 (01:19:46):
If it was just the tentacles, it would rule.

Speaker 7 (01:19:47):
I don't like the head.

Speaker 3 (01:19:48):
It looks like.

Speaker 1 (01:19:50):
Just awful.

Speaker 12 (01:19:51):
Okay, I mean I don't have a choice, right, No
you do, I mean no, I made the decision. I
can't go back to one hundred dollars.

Speaker 1 (01:19:58):
Now that's.

Speaker 3 (01:20:01):
Okay, But either way, you already have two hundred dollars. Okay,
so if you don't get through this one, you still
have the two hundred bucks.

Speaker 7 (01:20:08):
Yeah, true.

Speaker 8 (01:20:08):
All right, name this baby occupant.

Speaker 7 (01:20:11):
Oh, I don't know. Patricia just came to mycia.

Speaker 1 (01:20:19):
All right, here we go.

Speaker 3 (01:20:19):
This is baby octopus. The food two hundred dollars item
for it may.

Speaker 7 (01:20:24):
Score yet Oh really if they're inking it, we don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:20:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:20:27):
I have no idea.

Speaker 3 (01:20:28):
Make sure you get the head.

Speaker 4 (01:20:29):
This is Morgan's meal of fortune.

Speaker 3 (01:20:31):
Here we go.

Speaker 7 (01:20:32):
God, I really don't want to do the head.

Speaker 6 (01:20:35):
Oh oh, chew chew chew, che che chewy, chuly.

Speaker 12 (01:20:42):
I didn't expect it to be bitten that easily, Like
it just kind of fell off the bone.

Speaker 3 (01:20:48):
Because you went off like when you start. Okay, there
goes my there. Because she seemed to hide herself up beforehand,
and then once she took the bite, her face kind
of mellowed out, right.

Speaker 7 (01:20:58):
Yeah, because I mean it does. It tastes bad. It's
just it's the mental aspect.

Speaker 3 (01:21:02):
How much you got off that one one little tentacle?
You still you still got the head is dangling. If
you ever lost.

Speaker 1 (01:21:14):
She still has it.

Speaker 7 (01:21:17):
He still has it?

Speaker 4 (01:21:21):
Come on, you go girlfriend all.

Speaker 3 (01:21:25):
Spraput come out.

Speaker 5 (01:21:28):
I would die right now, Greg.

Speaker 13 (01:21:45):
Okay, for menace of all the time he's put to
the studio, he's never sprayed Gregg, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:22:00):
Yeah, I'm so sorry.

Speaker 8 (01:22:02):
How much secondary futures ca.

Speaker 3 (01:22:04):
Yeah, I'm sorry. Okay, cand of throw another proposal out there.
How much menace to eat the head?

Speaker 4 (01:22:13):
Get to the whole?

Speaker 1 (01:22:14):
Why do I always get dragged into it because your challenges?

Speaker 4 (01:22:18):
I will offer you money.

Speaker 3 (01:22:20):
Let me just do the food challenges. No, it's just
so far. Okay, two categories in two hundred dollars, we
have two more categories to go spicy and mystery me category?

Speaker 7 (01:22:31):
Is the nosetop? Really that worth it?

Speaker 4 (01:22:34):
That's a you questions?

Speaker 1 (01:22:35):
Just in time?

Speaker 8 (01:22:38):
Back?

Speaker 3 (01:22:39):
Okay, I still feel so bad, Greg, It's okay, okay, Yeah,
well so Morgan, you're just tuning in. This is Morgan's
meal of fortune. She had a chance to earn eight
hundred dollars up to up to eight hundred dollars just
by trying these different things. She actually got down the
bay strips, the dog food category two hundred bucks.

Speaker 4 (01:23:02):
That's two hundred bucks.

Speaker 3 (01:23:04):
Where she failed was getting down a baby octopus Patricia.

Speaker 4 (01:23:09):
Yeah, but the nobody and nobody, uh, nobody is willing.

Speaker 3 (01:23:14):
To uh, but it's a delicacy.

Speaker 8 (01:23:16):
Guys, eat it if you tell me number one that
my cyber truck rules, and if you promise never to
make your libelous and slanderous ball jokes ever again.

Speaker 5 (01:23:26):
Oh the cyber truck, no deal?

Speaker 3 (01:23:32):
Did I say, though you did? That's not The truck
is really cool.

Speaker 7 (01:23:35):
Yeah, I love it. I've seen it.

Speaker 8 (01:23:38):
It's awesome in a conspicuous place in the past couple
of days.

Speaker 3 (01:23:41):
Oh yeah, so everybody could see it.

Speaker 10 (01:23:42):
Yeah, in my spot that I normally park.

Speaker 7 (01:23:46):
That's the funniest part paying the ass.

Speaker 4 (01:23:49):
The garage is wide open. Move you can park literally,
you know what it's like.

Speaker 9 (01:23:53):
You're used to your usual spot that you park your own,
taking the King my spot?

Speaker 3 (01:23:58):
Yeah yeah yeah, but I'm all so way crazier than
she is. Okay, So we have two other categories here again.
There's the one hundred dollars option, the two hundred dollars option,
and the two categories that are left, spicy and mystery meat.

Speaker 4 (01:24:14):
Which category would you like to go with first?

Speaker 7 (01:24:16):
Let's do mystery meat.

Speaker 3 (01:24:17):
Mystery because back to your strategy of believe spicy for
last because she can be ended by Spicer. I get it,
all right, So mystery meat, would you like the one
hundred dollars option or the two hundred dollars option?

Speaker 12 (01:24:27):
You guys really think I'm a little bit yes, yeah,
that's right. Two hundred bags, Yeah right, you are, let
go two hundred bucks. Sea Bass is going to go
retrieve the item.

Speaker 3 (01:24:37):
We got the mask on, the ie mask on, so
she cannot see as Sea Bass is bringing in the
next item.

Speaker 7 (01:24:43):
And I'm still kind of shaking. He's us a little bit.

Speaker 3 (01:24:46):
He's on his way back in right now, all right,
He's gonna put the food item there.

Speaker 1 (01:24:51):
On the table.

Speaker 3 (01:24:51):
The two hundred dollars option for the mystery meat category
is what Sea Bass it is?

Speaker 8 (01:24:58):
Again, as all of these are a delicacy. Delicacy also
we have the theme in Korea, but you can find
this in many, many, many different cultures.

Speaker 1 (01:25:09):
Correct.

Speaker 8 (01:25:10):
It is a spicy sausage made of blood. Yes, spicy
blood sausage, Korean blood. I think you got pretty okay,
like the deep fried it put on like a little
sauce on top of it. It's got a little.

Speaker 7 (01:25:30):
Looks like i'd get it at the fair. Yeah, basically spicy.
I thought that was a whole different category.

Speaker 3 (01:25:36):
Trust me.

Speaker 8 (01:25:37):
The spicy category is actually spicy.

Speaker 7 (01:25:39):
This is you know this spicy or not?

Speaker 1 (01:25:42):
It won't be like yeah, put you on the floor.

Speaker 8 (01:25:44):
The main feature here is not spicy. The main feature
is blood sausage.

Speaker 7 (01:25:48):
Okay, and the sausage is made of all the parts
of the whole body of something.

Speaker 1 (01:25:53):
Doesn't look I've had blood sausage in Ireland. It's are
we just just going to tell her what it is.
It's big blood that they roll an oats and it
makes you not have a uh sausage like feel fil Yeah,
it's almost like an oat cake. It's mostly oats. Yeah,
but the moisture is blows the blood.

Speaker 8 (01:26:14):
In Korea, then I call it Sunday but it's not
ice cream.

Speaker 5 (01:26:17):
And all think about a really rare steak.

Speaker 1 (01:26:22):
Yeah yeah you can. Also it's a delicacy where they.

Speaker 7 (01:26:25):
Look how happy the guy is on the front of
the people want to you.

Speaker 4 (01:26:29):
Want a knife and a corner? Like again about like
how much about like a Gregory penis size?

Speaker 7 (01:26:38):
Like heavy?

Speaker 5 (01:26:40):
It looks heavy from here.

Speaker 1 (01:26:41):
It kind of looks like a turd. Oh wow, That's what.

Speaker 7 (01:26:43):
I'm telling you, guys. This is what my bathroom I
look like later.

Speaker 8 (01:26:49):
And with the deep Friday, it kind of has like
a veiningess to it.

Speaker 7 (01:26:52):
Yeah heavy, is the blood going to spurt out when I.

Speaker 4 (01:26:58):
Take a bite off the bottom end?

Speaker 3 (01:26:59):
There?

Speaker 4 (01:26:59):
That's bed is a lot of fried uh yeah? What
they call that the crispy?

Speaker 13 (01:27:04):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:27:05):
Yeah? Yeah? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:27:06):
So about this about this much? Just like just a
regular bite.

Speaker 3 (01:27:09):
All right? Are you ready?

Speaker 4 (01:27:10):
This is Korean blood sausage. Two hundred dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:27:13):
It's Morgan Morgan's meal of fortune, Korean blood sausage.

Speaker 7 (01:27:18):
Thank you, all right, I got this. Let me not
spit it on you, Okay, two hundred.

Speaker 1 (01:27:24):
Dollars on the line.

Speaker 4 (01:27:25):
She's taking the right stuff you could get at the fair.

Speaker 1 (01:27:27):
I just think of it as a far corn do.
She has a delightful look on her face.

Speaker 7 (01:27:32):
I just got to not think about what's in my mouth.

Speaker 3 (01:27:34):
There was a slightly puky because I.

Speaker 8 (01:27:36):
Thought about the pigs blood. Yeah, the blood rolling notes
not just.

Speaker 7 (01:27:39):
Say the cyberchruck was cool. Can you shut your mouth?

Speaker 8 (01:27:43):
It might be cow's blood's yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:27:45):
Ok, enough of the blood talks.

Speaker 8 (01:27:48):
It's shape good.

Speaker 4 (01:27:49):
What does it taste?

Speaker 12 (01:27:49):
Like it's got a crunchy outside. Yeah, it's not spicy
at all. It's got a little kick to it or
maybe like chili flake taste or something.

Speaker 1 (01:27:57):
Yeah, listen, blood, I have a question getting what on
the outside of it? Why was it all bumpy?

Speaker 4 (01:28:04):
That's the fry.

Speaker 13 (01:28:07):
Like a.

Speaker 8 (01:28:08):
Like a well beat menaceism. I like, stop it could
be they do stuff in intestines, man, So what you're seeing.

Speaker 3 (01:28:14):
There, maybe that's why I don't eat sausage.

Speaker 1 (01:28:19):
Okay?

Speaker 8 (01:28:20):
Did he be hot dogs?

Speaker 3 (01:28:21):
I mean those things? Do the bumps looked like tumors?

Speaker 9 (01:28:24):
Stop it?

Speaker 3 (01:28:26):
And fecal cores?

Speaker 7 (01:28:27):
Do you guys want me to be hotter with a
new nose or do you want to be ugly forever?

Speaker 8 (01:28:32):
Honestly, this is part.

Speaker 3 (01:28:33):
Of the part of the thing. If you're just tuning
in her eating these things and earning this money is
money that she could put in her savings account for
her new nose, her nose job that.

Speaker 7 (01:28:41):
She was Okay, sorry, but look what I just brought
up my mouth?

Speaker 12 (01:28:43):
What is that?

Speaker 8 (01:28:44):
I don't know?

Speaker 3 (01:28:45):
Than he needs to go back in.

Speaker 1 (01:28:47):
You think that's a boil cardil?

Speaker 3 (01:28:49):
No? No, come on, it's a skin.

Speaker 1 (01:28:51):
Tag you.

Speaker 3 (01:28:56):
Yeah, you got it, Come on, you got You're making
it worse by continue in the cheer.

Speaker 7 (01:29:02):
Yeah, I do parts that I can't bite through swallow.

Speaker 1 (01:29:10):
Vanyka. We should have called doctor Piple.

Speaker 8 (01:29:13):
That's no, she's got.

Speaker 12 (01:29:20):
No.

Speaker 7 (01:29:21):
I swear that one bite took me thirty minutes.

Speaker 3 (01:29:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (01:29:24):
I was gonna say the crunchy parts at the gaps, right,
but she swallowed it again.

Speaker 7 (01:29:30):
I still really don't want to hear about it.

Speaker 4 (01:29:32):
All right, let's add two hundred dollars more dollars.

Speaker 3 (01:29:37):
All right, two hundred more dollars. You're up to four
hundred dollars, rich bitch, three categories down, only the baby
octopus didn't make it into her belly pants began strips made.
And now there's one more category left. That is the
spicy category, which you intentionally.

Speaker 4 (01:29:55):
Left for last.

Speaker 3 (01:29:56):
There's a one hundred dollars option and a two hundred
dollars option. Which one are you gonn go with? Final decision?

Speaker 7 (01:30:01):
I got to go two hundred to.

Speaker 1 (01:30:06):
Look through already.

Speaker 12 (01:30:07):
I know two hundred dollars aren't asked to be born,
but I'm here, you know, all right?

Speaker 3 (01:30:13):
Sea Bass is on his way back in with the
two hundred dollars spicy option.

Speaker 4 (01:30:18):
He is walking through the studio door. Morgan is blindfolded
for this part, so she can't see it as he
comes in.

Speaker 7 (01:30:26):
Which why does the blindfold for this part matter?

Speaker 3 (01:30:28):
Because it's part of the whole radio. Because it's because
we have a silver dome. There's no point of having
a silver dom if we can't do a big reveal.

Speaker 1 (01:30:36):
That's true, although she should take that off before the
close comes off.

Speaker 3 (01:30:40):
Sea Bass.

Speaker 4 (01:30:41):
What is the two hundred dollars spicy option?

Speaker 8 (01:30:43):
Our next one is from the current Kings of Spice
hot Ones.

Speaker 7 (01:30:48):
Oh god, I already did this.

Speaker 8 (01:30:49):
Well, see you did maybe some hot ones other stuff.
They have a new This is a brand new collab
with the fine folks from ah Ramen.

Speaker 3 (01:31:01):
Fiery Hot.

Speaker 8 (01:31:07):
Right, this is with those big style instant ramen bowls.
But they give you they give you a little dried
veggie packet. Yeah, they give you that that fiery hot
red like like nuclear hot sauce. It looks like lava
and on top, yes, lava sauce. On top of that,
there's another packet of extra spicy powder that you put
in this ramen and then mix it all together. It's
it's got all the meter goes through the top and

(01:31:29):
it's blowing the topic.

Speaker 1 (01:31:30):
Wow, spic lava diarrhea.

Speaker 4 (01:31:34):
All right, this is Morgan's Meal of Fortune.

Speaker 3 (01:31:37):
The category is spice and we have the hot Ones
Ramen Fiery Hot as the brand.

Speaker 12 (01:31:45):
It looks delicious when you say you want me to
slurp it, there's like no liquid consistency.

Speaker 5 (01:31:52):
At the bottom.

Speaker 3 (01:31:53):
Make sure it's just available almost everywhere.

Speaker 8 (01:31:56):
I had to order mine online. Imagine you see hot
stuff and Walmart and stuff.

Speaker 7 (01:32:03):
Hold on taking it, well, Karen, is this good?

Speaker 5 (01:32:07):
Yeah, that's the hats.

Speaker 3 (01:32:11):
Here we go.

Speaker 7 (01:32:12):
Okay, I got this.

Speaker 13 (01:32:13):
This is.

Speaker 4 (01:32:16):
Spicy.

Speaker 7 (01:32:17):
Some guide in die eating this brand.

Speaker 3 (01:32:19):
It was a different brand.

Speaker 4 (01:32:20):
All right, she's got the noodles.

Speaker 5 (01:32:22):
It all went in.

Speaker 3 (01:32:24):
It's good.

Speaker 7 (01:32:24):
I mean, I feel like the spice is going to
hit you later.

Speaker 5 (01:32:26):
Yeah, it's give it a second. You can taste it
twice delicious.

Speaker 7 (01:32:31):
Yeah, I love it. That's what I'm saying you guys.
Oh yeah, there's no liquid in there?

Speaker 3 (01:32:37):
I mean, or is it the spice take away the flavor?

Speaker 2 (01:32:41):
No.

Speaker 12 (01:32:41):
I can feel like kicking in now. When you're actually
eating the noodles. It's not that spicy at all. You're like, oh,
this is great.

Speaker 7 (01:32:48):
Your face it's ramping up on my tongue.

Speaker 5 (01:32:50):
Like when you had when you had the noodles in
your mouth? From one to ten?

Speaker 1 (01:32:53):
What was it?

Speaker 2 (01:32:53):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:32:54):
God, like a five? And now what is it? It's
getting like eight?

Speaker 5 (01:32:57):
Oh that was quick.

Speaker 7 (01:32:58):
I'm feeling warmth aroound my eyes.

Speaker 3 (01:33:00):
Like your face.

Speaker 4 (01:33:01):
Your eyes are getting water.

Speaker 5 (01:33:02):
Your raise is red. Oh your cheeks are red?

Speaker 7 (01:33:05):
Should I eat more for more money?

Speaker 5 (01:33:06):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:33:08):
Here, Washington, you did last time and that's how you
ended up.

Speaker 4 (01:33:11):
I'm getting tricked.

Speaker 7 (01:33:12):
Oh yeah, that's true.

Speaker 8 (01:33:13):
Can you wash it down with some octopus juice?

Speaker 5 (01:33:15):
Well, the diet coke is not certainly not going to
make you feel any better.

Speaker 7 (01:33:18):
If you miss It's not I that's better?

Speaker 4 (01:33:22):
Just have got Is that a rule?

Speaker 7 (01:33:23):
Really?

Speaker 3 (01:33:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:33:24):
Better?

Speaker 1 (01:33:24):
Water makes it worse?

Speaker 5 (01:33:26):
Is the only choice?

Speaker 1 (01:33:27):
Something?

Speaker 12 (01:33:27):
Okay, my head's starting to hurt. There we get I
feel like I'm getting a headache.

Speaker 4 (01:33:32):
But still I'm not burn.

Speaker 1 (01:33:34):
You're handling.

Speaker 12 (01:33:35):
There's burn, but it's not like I'm dying. But again,
that chip that I ate, it took like thirty minutes
to get living.

Speaker 4 (01:33:42):
Hell, yeah, you've already swallow the noodles and everything else.
So there you go. I mean she did the.

Speaker 8 (01:33:48):
There you go.

Speaker 1 (01:33:48):
It's well done.

Speaker 4 (01:33:49):
That is a two hundred dollars win for you. Congratulations?

Speaker 1 (01:33:55):
Really what seventy four hundred dollars away?

Speaker 6 (01:33:58):
I know?

Speaker 3 (01:33:58):
Right me?

Speaker 7 (01:33:59):
I'm what kind of I get? Let's get a cheap one.

Speaker 1 (01:34:05):
There we go to.

Speaker 4 (01:34:07):
That is six one hundred dollars meal of fortune?

Speaker 7 (01:34:12):
Not bad?

Speaker 3 (01:34:13):
Really good?

Speaker 1 (01:34:14):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:34:15):
Two hundred dollars or.

Speaker 4 (01:34:17):
What the head of the baby octopus?

Speaker 8 (01:34:20):
Are you giving our second chance?

Speaker 7 (01:34:23):
But I have such a good taste in my mouth now.

Speaker 4 (01:34:25):
It's a it's a redemption opportunity.

Speaker 1 (01:34:28):
Two.

Speaker 7 (01:34:29):
Let's give the people what they want. I'll buy it
into it.

Speaker 4 (01:34:32):
But you got to swallow it.

Speaker 7 (01:34:33):
I'm gonna try. I don't I don't think I can,
but I will try.

Speaker 3 (01:34:36):
All right, this is baby octopus.

Speaker 7 (01:34:38):
Okay, har two? Just put the head in your mouth,
Just chew.

Speaker 4 (01:34:42):
And swallow, and you'll have two hundred dollars.

Speaker 5 (01:34:45):
It actually looks small.

Speaker 1 (01:34:46):
It looks like a chicken heart.

Speaker 3 (01:34:47):
I can't buy your head off. There we go.

Speaker 1 (01:34:51):
I'll chew it.

Speaker 4 (01:34:51):
Do you feel it's like brain squirting out in there?

Speaker 5 (01:34:53):
Like?

Speaker 7 (01:34:54):
Where do you guys? Swear? Gob The taste is not
that bad. Right now. I just need to do it quick.

Speaker 4 (01:34:58):
What's the well?

Speaker 12 (01:35:00):
Okay, what's I've been into the brains, I think, and
they're so smart.

Speaker 10 (01:35:05):
The brains are so big.

Speaker 7 (01:35:08):
It squirty, like like I butt into something that like
popped up in like a little ball or something.

Speaker 8 (01:35:13):
Like a like a boba.

Speaker 1 (01:35:16):
Then what is that? What is it?

Speaker 4 (01:35:16):
What's the taste?

Speaker 8 (01:35:17):
What do octopus brains taste like?

Speaker 2 (01:35:19):
Morgan?

Speaker 3 (01:35:19):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:35:20):
Smart?

Speaker 4 (01:35:20):
You sure? Like when he bet into it squirted out?

Speaker 1 (01:35:22):
Was it it's bowel?

Speaker 11 (01:35:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:35:29):
Yes, got out?

Speaker 4 (01:35:33):
Wow?

Speaker 1 (01:35:38):
All right you did it?

Speaker 3 (01:35:40):
Wow, there you go.

Speaker 4 (01:35:46):
Congratulations Morgan.

Speaker 7 (01:35:47):
The head had a better like it was easier to
get down than the tentacles.

Speaker 3 (01:35:51):
It seemed like that because you had a better idea
what it was going into it. That's how you do.
All right, there's Morgan's Quick Tasty I Quick break more
show next, hang on.

Speaker 4 (01:36:04):
Show, next, The Woody Show.

Speaker 15 (01:36:09):
All right, walk back, everybody. It's Monday morning. It's November fourth.
You would think this would have been on on Halloween.
Today's National Candy Day. It's also roast dinner Day. All right,
throwback here for National easy bake oven down.

Speaker 5 (01:36:26):
Oh yeah, literally cooking it with a light bulbs.

Speaker 3 (01:36:31):
Yeah, took a while.

Speaker 4 (01:36:32):
Yeah, yeah, but it worked.

Speaker 8 (01:36:33):
You make a little brownies in the store, like an
hour for a squishy brownie for one little tiny I
remember they ever really my sister had one, but I
just remember the little pan being super small.

Speaker 1 (01:36:43):
I think we need one for the studio.

Speaker 4 (01:36:45):
I don't think so, thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:36:46):
Yeah, today's Job Action Day. It's also use your common
sense Day, which a lot of people could use. And uh,
it's also the beginning of talk Money Week, so let's
moneys some entertainment stuff. Then we'll get into the birthday.
Snoop Dogg has released just in time for the holidays,
a Snoop on the Stoop collection.

Speaker 8 (01:37:05):
Yeah, he don't have them joint.

Speaker 3 (01:37:06):
You can find the collection at Spencer's Gift. Now this
is a it's a collection though, so maybe there was
the original one. So it's inspired by the Elf on
the Shelf thing. If you're a big fan of Snoop
and Martha Stewart, you can get a Snoop on the
Stoop and a Martha on the Mantle.

Speaker 8 (01:37:27):
Should have been Martha on the hearth of Oh my god, Greg, Yes,
what's a HEARTHA hear hear hearth?

Speaker 4 (01:37:32):
You know what the hearth is no hear hearth is
like a fireplace.

Speaker 1 (01:37:36):
The thing that goes at the bottom of the fireplace
and juts out.

Speaker 8 (01:37:39):
Okay, I'm shocked that Snoop Dogg would like license his
image and stuff to just any old shocking.

Speaker 3 (01:37:48):
Like his agent must be like anytime the phone rings,
just more money because they'll say yes to anything.

Speaker 8 (01:37:54):
Okay, do you need a disk track?

Speaker 4 (01:37:57):
No problem.

Speaker 3 (01:37:58):
So there's Game of Thrones movie. So people started talking
about sons on front because you watched that, didn't you.

Speaker 5 (01:38:03):
Yeah, I was into it.

Speaker 3 (01:38:04):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:38:05):
See I never watched the stream of Game of Thrones.

Speaker 5 (01:38:08):
He wouldn't be into it.

Speaker 3 (01:38:10):
Yeah. Also there's a trio of Lego movies in development,
live action Lego movies.

Speaker 6 (01:38:14):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:38:15):
Dave Chappelle has hosted Saturday Night Live after the last
two presidential elections, but this year they're gonna.

Speaker 4 (01:38:21):
Go with Bill Burr. Oh Bill Burr, who we love.
Charlie XCX will be the musical guest.

Speaker 3 (01:38:26):
Noise. If you're a Squid Game fan, Yeah, there's a
new trailer out for season two.

Speaker 4 (01:38:32):
You want to check this out.

Speaker 3 (01:38:34):
Get ready because Limp Biscuit has an ounce that they're
working on a new album.

Speaker 4 (01:38:37):
I'm ready.

Speaker 3 (01:38:38):
Yeah. Here's the thing, I'm not even ironically excited about this.
I am legit excited. Yeah, I love limb Biscuit.

Speaker 8 (01:38:44):
Did you you missed the last tour with Corey Feldman?

Speaker 3 (01:38:47):
Yeah, no, I know Bloserville. Yeah. By the way, limb
Biscuit they fought a lawsuit that accuses Universal Music Group
but withholding money from them for a whole bunch of years.
So they worked with them from ninety seven to twenty eleven,
so right in their heyday. Really six albums during that time.
Fred Durst, lawyer, says that they have not seen a
diamond royalties in a number of years, which is crazy.

(01:39:09):
Lamp Biscuit alleges that Universal has fraudulent policies in place
which are deliberately designed to allow them withhold royalties from
artists who have signed with them, and so they're only
asking for two hundred million dollars.

Speaker 8 (01:39:23):
It's been known for a long time. But I'm surprised
he's taking this long because because the artists got screwed
royally for decades, I'm surprised no one has really unrailed
that yet.

Speaker 3 (01:39:33):
Yeah, but they're working on a new album. Lymp Biscuit
I thought had a new album, what a couple of
years ago. Yeah, Olympus the old stuff. I'd still go
to olympuscuit show and it would I don't know. You
wouldn't necessarily had all summer to do it. He didn't
do it.

Speaker 6 (01:39:47):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:39:47):
It would have had to have been like right next
door to my house, you fout it. They would have
to be like on an iheartradious.

Speaker 6 (01:39:58):
Alter ego, are they playing at the end of my street?

Speaker 12 (01:40:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:40:03):
Yeah. To give you an idea, they tried to get
me to go to Coachella one year. They offered me
a crapload of money to host something that was going
to take about an hour, and they offered to chopper
me from where the radio station to Coachella.

Speaker 8 (01:40:17):
Folks, I don't know Coachella is not back yeah and back,
And I was like, no, we're good. Wow, Yeah, we're good.

Speaker 5 (01:40:24):
I'll slid into that spot next time.

Speaker 4 (01:40:25):
Yeah, it was wanted.

Speaker 8 (01:40:27):
We don't want to say yeah, very good joint.

Speaker 4 (01:40:30):
It's my goal to never go to Coachella and I
never will show this.

Speaker 10 (01:40:36):
We're gonna it's shiver, We're gonna sit because like it's shivery,
and you know, we don't do birthday.

Speaker 4 (01:40:44):
Alright, Well, celebrity birthdays first and the porn of birthday.

Speaker 3 (01:40:47):
Happiest of Birthdays to Diddy, Sammy's favorite recording artist of
all time. I got Matthew mcconaugh He's fifty five, by
the way, didn't as is Matthew McConaughey.

Speaker 4 (01:41:01):
Matthew McConaughey's fifty.

Speaker 3 (01:41:03):
Five, did he?

Speaker 10 (01:41:04):
Okay, Matthew McConaughey.

Speaker 3 (01:41:07):
Daniel LaRusso O g karate Kid, Ralph Machio. He is
sixty three years old.

Speaker 5 (01:41:14):
He's officially older than mister Miagi was supposed to be.

Speaker 1 (01:41:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:41:18):
Oh, des Bryant, the former NFL wide receivers thirty six.
Bethany Frankel, one of the original Housewives of New York City.
She's the one that's got that uh brita.

Speaker 1 (01:41:29):
But she sold it. Oh she did yes to.

Speaker 3 (01:41:31):
Say check me out knowing about something. Bethany Frankel's fifty four.
The host of Survivor. Jeff Probs is sixty three, just
like Ralph maccio. You got Curtis Stone, the celebrity chef
houses Pie.

Speaker 4 (01:41:43):
He's aucy.

Speaker 3 (01:41:44):
He's forty nine. You got Kathy Griffin's birthday friend have
a birthday party. Today's bell where's Goose?

Speaker 5 (01:41:52):
I'm like Godktthey.

Speaker 3 (01:41:54):
Griffin is sixty four and today's porno birthday is Michelle Moist.

Speaker 5 (01:41:59):
Stop it.

Speaker 3 (01:42:00):
She has to keep an extra pair of panties and
a wet floor sign in her bag thanks to her
work in one and eighty five fine films, including Oh
So Moist. She was also in forecast calls for Wet
Deep Moist Treatment Volume one. Well, then she branched down
some other things like Baby Loves the Shaft Volume eleven.

(01:42:22):
Oh yeah, she was in one of Greg's favorites, smoking
and masturbating in the sun.

Speaker 4 (01:42:28):
Doesn't know what you do because you love summer somuch
the typical summer day.

Speaker 1 (01:42:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:42:32):
And also, who can forget her role in Danger Tight
Vagina ahead, Uh oh beware, you gotta let people know. Yeah,
that only works for the first film and after that
that's right, not so tight. That's Michelle Moyst, who is
thirty eight years old today. And that is your porno birthday,
your celebrity birthdays, and that is a Monday morning. Look
at what's happening in the world of entertainment. You're on

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the Woody Show. Buila wouldn't approve the Woody Show. Oh well,
that's gonna do it for this Monday Mornings Wait podcast
Full show podcast waiting for you to go to the
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So if you miss that, it's all there on the
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coming up for you tomorrow. It's gonna be a election day. Yay,
So finally the ads will stop at least after tomorrow.
But a round of zero two political all right, And
of course I will keep you updated on everything as
the morning goes on if there is anything like that,

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but you know, just all the general stuff. The after
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Gory parting words of wisdom. Please yeah, don't argue with
people who followed arrows in the grocery aisle. Babe.

Speaker 4 (01:43:59):
Remember that, Remember that we're talking about nostalgia.

Speaker 1 (01:44:02):
Remember how useful it was.

Speaker 4 (01:44:03):
Yeah, because that was going to stop COVID. It did,
it did stop it, you know, because COVID loves it.

Speaker 3 (01:44:09):
When one person is going one direction in the cereal
aisle and then there's somebody else coming in the other direction,
that's how you catch it. If two people are going
the same direction. It hates arrows, and it hates little
plastic pieces of like like a shield. Yeah, or you know,
between you and the cashier, penetrate, all the big open
space around it, on top of it, either side of

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it stops the air. Absolutely, absolutely, thank god we had.
That's how we're still here today. Here we are all right.
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you so much
for giving the show some of your valuable time this morning.
You know, we love it, appreciate you for that. The
rest of you guys can suck it. Catch you back
here on Tuesday. Have a great day.

Speaker 4 (01:44:49):
S MD double M. Quit this bitch.