The Woody Show November 5th 2024 Podcast

Zero to Political, After Hours Voicemails, News Headlines & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It is the dune to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion, is it lies.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
in session. A good morning, everybody. It is Tuesday. It's

(00:49):
November fifth, twenty twenty four, November fifth, a date we
have been hearing about endlessly for four years for a million.
Why are we hearing about that? Well, because today is
election day? What wait for? Who Oh, it's just a
presidential election.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Okay, I have to decide on my movie. I'm gonna
watch instead. I thought my name is my new Traditions.
There's something like this is I'll get something like the
jur or Airplane or like something that's been fun. It's
absolutely fun and apolitical turn off any and all social media.

Speaker 2 (01:22):
Absolutely watch one of my favorites, Better Off Dead. Did
you vote already? Yeah? I did that? Okay, Yeah, I
did vote by mail. Yeah, I mean that doesn't matter
for me. But yeah, that's a good question. I'm good
with Airplane too. That's no good about goonies, Tommy boys, funny.
I was about Naked Gun. Naked Gun is good, squad.

Speaker 5 (01:44):
Yeah, I was listening bout Chrischer and keeps on bringing
up a movie that I love.

Speaker 2 (01:47):
Stripes.

Speaker 4 (01:48):
Oh yes, but it had nothing to do with politicis yeah,
my name is one of that's Greg Gory.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
There's a menace. What's up? We got the grand is
here boy, here's Sammy Bort, Caroline holding things down. The
Woody Show production department. Morgan, our associate producer is here.
We got Vaughn. He's our video producer. The phones are
open for you this morning at eight seven, seven forty
four Woody. It's eight seven, seven forty four wood He
hit us up with the text over to two two

(02:15):
nine eighty seven. So for election Day, we figured, why
not let's do some zero two political makes sense. This
is that game that we play where we tell a
story something it's in the news or something we've found
that has nothing to do with politics whatsoever, much like
Seabass's movie Choice, but somehow someway people in the comments
take it political. As clever Ray rogues, I should say yeah,

(02:37):
and then we try to guess how many comments before
it gets political, more or less than SeaBASS will give
us that number. So that's coming up a little bit later.
News headlines, some entertainment stuff, porn, a birthday and more.
Now here's somebody has nothing to do with politics. But
Oprah Winfrey has just released her Favorite Things list for
twenty twenty four. Goodt my pen. One hundred and sixteen

(02:59):
gifts make up the list. It's up from one hundred
and twelve last year. And before you ask, yes, there
are several affordable items. Prices range from twelve dollars up
to eighteen hundred dollars. Oh wow for this this fancy
espresso machine. Okay, eighteen hundred yeah, for an expresso machine.

(03:20):
Well do you see some of those? You're like, man,
I think it's got to be pretty. It's not price
got a cureic but no, you know, like one of
those commercial grade almost Yeah, one of those ones that
people have a special nook for in their HGTV.

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
It's like, do people Okay, I know Oprah is still
super famous, Yeah, but I kind of feel like she
doesn't carry the same dravatas. Yeah, I mean generation with
the younger people, they have like no idea who she is. Okay,
so I'm forty eight, you're forty five. Yeah, right. I
think anybody thirty five and younger, like they might know

(03:57):
the name Oprah. But it means very little to the
word yeah. It's not like, well, if Oprah says, well,
therefore it's a thing.

Speaker 6 (04:05):
No, Now it's if Gwyneth Paltrow says, and if it's
on Goop for.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
Little kids, young young adults. No way, that's like as oldest.
This has been a thing that she's always done her
Favorite Things episode when she had her talk show and
she would give she would give those away to people
in the audience. And then Ellen took that and she
did that thing too. It was like Ellen twelve Days
of Christmas or things like that. Well, now on Oprah's
list this year, you have a Ninja Creamy Deluxe. Now,

(04:32):
this is the one thing that we would talking about. Menace. Yes,
that ice cream and frozen treat maker. Ninja makes it.
Let's go. Yeah, but I've seen some really cool things.
I mean, I would never buy one Menace. If you
had one, how often would you use it? Here?

Speaker 4 (04:48):
And I was about to say it, and remember that
the ice cream I made for us here, Kitchen Aid
makes its own like freeze frozen freezable ball that I used,
much more high quality and it's interchangeable with all the
other kitchen made stand mixed products.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Take that Oprah the Beat Studio pro Kim Kardashian headphones.
What the headphone for? I don't know, but there are
one hundred and ninety dollars.

Speaker 5 (05:11):
Oprah picked that out. Yeah, I mean she always puts
beats on there. She must be an investor or something.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
Menace. She has the ray Man Metas smart glass talking.

Speaker 6 (05:21):
That's right.

Speaker 2 (05:22):
Yeah, does go for about three hundred bucks.

Speaker 7 (05:25):
Uh.

Speaker 2 (05:26):
There's the Pupping ten three and one cross body bag.
I don't know what that. Oh yeah, like a fanny
What is that go across? What is that going to
die off?

Speaker 6 (05:35):
They just moved it from their hip to their chest.

Speaker 4 (05:37):
I would say, what he's a good that's a good question.
It is going down. The peak was maybe three years ago,
but it's not gone yet.

Speaker 2 (05:43):
Yeah. Uh. The Kate Carrol color Me clutch led handbag. Okay,
I don't know what that is. Oh, here you go, Sammy.
The Honest Baby Family matching holiday pajamas.

Speaker 6 (05:56):
Okay, thank you, Christmas pjs.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
I need to know you're in.

Speaker 6 (06:00):
I haven't tried Honest company.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (06:02):
Oh I sent U saring me this dress that's a
Christmas tree that they sell it Forever twenty one.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
It was only sixteen bucks. Yeah, it was a full
where they even know about that? But okay, yeah, wow
small girl. Yeah, I love thee into the store. Yeah
and saw that Forever twenty one.

Speaker 5 (06:18):
Yeah, why because they sell nice jackets and stuff still, dude, yeah,
they say, do you Yeah, no idea men's section.

Speaker 2 (06:26):
I was today years old. I thought that was only
chasing Forever twenty one. No, they still like kinda did too.
Is there only an NFL gear in there?

Speaker 8 (06:32):
And yeah, I think it used to be, but they've
transitioned to men because H and M has men's stuff,
and I think that's kind of when H and M
got bigger Forever twenty one.

Speaker 2 (06:40):
Also, yeah, I knew H and M.

Speaker 5 (06:42):
But you have to go into Forever twenty one because
they have Excel American sizes, and H and M is
Excel eup, which is based on a medium.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Well, let's hit it up today, wouldie? Oh definitely, dude.
Let's go to the mall. Hell yeah, Forever twenty one.
Let's be men to go there. Yeah, they got the stuff, dude,
I had no idea. I had no idea. I thought
that was chicks only. No, sounds like it. I thought
it was young chicks and like, you know, older moms
trying to be young Stone.

Speaker 6 (07:09):
No, you're ever thirty five for most of those broads.

Speaker 2 (07:12):
Yeah, you can get kick ass guns and Roses shirts
and stuff. Oh go b from people who've never listened
to Guns n' Roses eight seven seven forty four. Woodie
hit us up with the text over to two to
nine eight seven. We will be right back. Full of
that thought, you know, not that thought. Wow anyway, so
you show will be right back.

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Speaker 3 (07:46):
Actually, I understand what you're saying. You just don't know
what the hell you're talking about.

Speaker 2 (07:52):
Shot, and we are in two another new hour insensitivity
training for a politically correct world. It's Tuesday morning, It's
November the fifth, it is election day, twenty twenty four.
You've already made a very solid choice in choosing the
Woody Show this morning with thank you for doing that.
I'm Moody. That's Greg Gory, there's Menace, We've got Gina Grant.

(08:16):
Good morning Woody, there's Sammy Morning Sea Bens phones open
eight seven seven forty four. Wooding hit us up with
the text over to two two nine eight seven. We
got a round of zero two political coming up. This sour.
It's when you know these articles are different things that
get posted. The comments section really is the best. It's
the best part of any website or social media platform.

(08:38):
I love it.

Speaker 6 (08:39):
Per head right to it, just to make your day better.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
But anyway, things that are not any way, shape or
form political people of course take political immediately because that's
what everybody does now. And so it's a game where
SeaBASS tells us about an article that he found, and
then we have to guess in more or less an
x number of comments before it went political, and then
we try to guess how it's a good game. Somebody
took it. Political sends coming up this hour in honor

(09:02):
of election Day, some normal by the numbers, fact stats.
Other favorite topic of mind, which is nonsense on election day,
twenty one percent of people say they've gotten into an
argument over politics with a friend or a family member.
That's it. Within the last year, twenty one nine percent
have argued with a coworker, six percent with their own
spouse or partner, and five percent have argued with a neighbor.

(09:26):
That's fun. New Pole asked people if they'd be willing
to sell their vote. Oh, oh, okay, would you sell
your vote? Oh? Much? Right, that was my question? How
much would you sell it?

Speaker 9 (09:37):
Hell?

Speaker 2 (09:37):
Yeah, I don't care about any of this crap. Thirty
four percent said they would sell their vote, but they'd
have to get at least five thousand dollars for it.

Speaker 8 (09:46):
Wow, sold, yeah, five grand?

Speaker 6 (09:49):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (09:49):
Twelve percent said they would do it for between one
thousand and five thousand. Yet another twenty one percent said
that they'd sell their vote. They wouldn't do it, but no,
I'm sorry that they would do it for any amount
so dollar? Yeah? Yeah. They also ask people if they
would give up their right to vote altogether in exchange
for eternal luck. Yeah, yeah, I think so. Ninety four

(10:13):
percent of people said yes to that. Twenty seven percent
would prefer a president who is a pet owner. Forty
six percent of people. Wheresh they could change just to
a straight popular vote so that everybody's vote counts exactly
the same thirty two percent, like the current system with
the electoral votes.

Speaker 5 (10:32):
So you got My favorite thing is because I don't
care about any of this stuff, I just find like
what that person is into, and then just do the
exact opposite and just tease them. Because people get so
riled up on all the political stuff.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Give me, for.

Speaker 5 (10:46):
Example, like if you were for Kamala right then I
would just like say stuff that would be like anti
Kamala because.

Speaker 2 (10:54):
I just want to rile them up. Or if you're
like for Trump, let's say stuff that was anti Trump,
just to rile people. But because they go from zero
to one hundred so quick on all this political stuff,
it is so funny. I thought your whole thing was
to just completely stay away from any of that kind
of guy.

Speaker 7 (11:09):
I do.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
I do.

Speaker 5 (11:09):
But if they're like, you know, because when you get
around somebody that is so obsessed with that kind of stuff,
that's all they can talk about. So I'm like, okay,
well I'm stuck in this conversation. Anyways, I'm have fun
with it.

Speaker 2 (11:20):
I see what you're saying, yeah, well, besides election day,
today is also National Chinese takeout Day. Yes, love Chinese takeout.
And I was asking everybody because the man I remember
a man back like I would say, like the mid
to late nineties, there was a thing that like every
radio station did where they would call to Chinese restaurants
and link them. Yeah, so like they you know, one

(11:42):
person in the studio would be calling one place, another
person be calling the other place, and you just conference them.

Speaker 6 (11:47):
In turn the phones around.

Speaker 2 (11:48):
Yeah, because they and hopefully they're both kind of answer
around the same time, right, and even if they didn't,
like if one answered first, like you know, my job
be like hello, Hello, and as soon as the other
person would give me the signal that the other person,
then you would conference them together and so that you
would both think that, you know, calling them, not the
other way around. And so there were just a ton

(12:08):
of those that reminded me of that. So I went
down kind of like a rabbit hole okay of old
dumb radio bits where the Chinese restaurant prank was being done,
and I just I just found a couple just you know,
since it is National Chinese Takeout Day, you want to order.

Speaker 9 (12:22):
Why no you want to pick up?

Speaker 2 (12:24):
No, you want to order loud? You order, order, order chicken?

Speaker 5 (12:30):
Jump in and then dan, you said that Orange's gonna array.

Speaker 7 (12:34):
All right, already you can be doing I ordered.

Speaker 8 (12:38):
Do you want a single order?

Speaker 9 (12:39):
We don't want all right?

Speaker 2 (12:40):
Yeah, you don't all ras?

Speaker 6 (12:41):
So you want a single order?

Speaker 2 (12:43):
All right?

Speaker 5 (12:43):
Get and go.

Speaker 2 (12:44):
Orders and then.

Speaker 5 (12:47):
Or anything else and then puts it your phone number.

Speaker 6 (12:53):
The day you'll call.

Speaker 2 (12:54):
Really you know already the youngster coffee?

Speaker 10 (12:57):
You order?

Speaker 2 (12:58):
Why not picking up? You want to call the Why
come to a restaurant? Yeah, but no, no, no you
know a West Canto You're just you're of true order.
Oh I am sorry. I thought you made the missa
because is it the restaurant?

Speaker 9 (13:20):
Also?

Speaker 11 (13:21):
Yeah, so you order?

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Why now you order chicken? Tell me? Oh chicken?

Speaker 9 (13:26):
Why not me?

Speaker 2 (13:28):
Not me? You? You you call me?

Speaker 8 (13:32):
You say you want the chicken?

Speaker 9 (13:33):
Tell men?

Speaker 2 (13:35):
What do you? What do you do? Why? Now? What
do you want to? Why? Now? Nothing? You order.

Speaker 6 (13:42):
The man?

Speaker 2 (13:43):
I'm not a casto man. This is the Chinese. Yeah,
there's like, wait, what can you imagine that? Like you
you really didn't know it seemed that way. Yeah, there's
another guy and uh, I wasn't aware of this guy.
He's from South Africa and his name his name is
like Darren Simpson. But he goes by Whackhead. Okay, he

(14:07):
goes by Whackhead on the air. Wackhead's Window on the
World is the name of the show. He's like a
ninety four point seven whatever show. Yeah, Wackheads Window on
the World. So he changed it up a little bit.
I had not heard this one before where he got
a Chinese place and they conference it in with an
Indian restaurant, so they really had no idea what the

(14:28):
hell was going on A Park five beef Chopsy.

Speaker 7 (14:34):
Hello, yeah, spring Room, Yes, we don't have edgitable spring
you are the team Chicken spin. We don't have what
are you asking for, sir, chicken gulemen. Yeah, no, that's
an Indian restaurant. We don't save chicken Gerleman. We have
chicken curry, chick, chick chick and window. No, I don't

(14:59):
have a my bam and never year just so I'm
working for chance. Yes, I never chicken jelly chicken chicken.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
That means no, I don't have check comma, don't have
chicken comma. I'm Chinese chicken chop suit. The way things
are chicken. The men, I don't have that. Okay, well
I don't have that. No, no, no, what about chicken?

Speaker 7 (15:32):
No, we don't have what I can see you, sir,
it's any in restaurant. We don't serve anything like Chinese
and that Chinese restaurant you can get.

Speaker 2 (15:39):
I'm the challenge shop.

Speaker 7 (15:41):
Challenges you talk, you order, don't want the Chinese? What
do you want? What is your orders?

Speaker 9 (15:47):
No?

Speaker 7 (15:47):
You order from me?

Speaker 12 (15:48):
No?

Speaker 11 (15:48):
No?

Speaker 2 (15:49):
The classic you know, these guys try to get through
a shift and put up seven six five says. We
used to do that with our business phone. The best.
We would call two different lawnmower shops because competition there
is very fierce and they would get very irate with
each other. Happy National Chinese takeout Day. All right, we're

(16:17):
gonna take a break. We'll come back. We got a
round of zero two political here for election day. You'll
see and try to get creative. You ever really got
to start and taking deep try to figure out how
can you possibly take this article. It's pretty sad because again,
everything is through the lens of your politics. That's all

(16:38):
you think about. Yeah, yeah, that Martha Stewart Super recipe
or whatever it was, and someone somehow got that to go. Yeah. Yeah, anyway,
so we're gonna do that next zero two political here
on the Wood Show show. Well, it is election day
and this is a game that we play. It doesn't
have to be election season. It's just how crazy everybody gotten.

(17:01):
You thought sports fans were nuts, that's nothing. Yeah, I mean,
it really is sport. You've picked a team and you
are repping your team, and you are die hard. You
argue with anybody about.

Speaker 6 (17:12):
Anything, and everybody else sucks.

Speaker 2 (17:15):
Everybody else sucks. If it was the other person's idea,
it could be work here in cancer. But if it
wasn't your tream's idea, people will crap all over and
they'll take things that are not even political and make
it political.

Speaker 13 (17:27):
Ye.

Speaker 2 (17:27):
So that's what this game is all about. It's called
zero two political. And Sea Bass has some things that
have been posted there could be like stories about something
and have nothing to do with politics. It could be
like a dog who went missing and finally made its
way back to its owner, has nothing to do with politics,
and somehow somebody is taking that political. The other one
was like, I think it was a Martha Stewart super recipe.

(17:48):
It was that was posted somewhere and of course in
the comments, which is my favorite se section of the
I have any story, really, people took a political so
Sea Bass would tell us a little bit about what
it is, and then we have to try to guess,
and he gives us the numbers at higher or lower
than whatever the number is before somebody has made it political.
Zero two political with the first story, let me get

(18:09):
you a music here see as Oh yes, yes, this
is this is good. Yeah, all right, zero to political.
Interesting story.

Speaker 4 (18:18):
A museum curator was going through a vault as they
do to digging around and found what he believes and
other people have since verified as being an unknown piece
of music from the composer Chopin. Wow, Chopon chop In
unreleased distrack. They should drop it. He's going hard.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
The oatsart.

Speaker 4 (18:43):
And this wasn't like a fully produced but you know,
like a lot of these things are. This wasn't some
fully produced piece, but like a card.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
He was signed. He had it verified that they had
writing Chopon's soup. This came.

Speaker 4 (18:54):
This was written around the eighteen thirties. I believe it's
a very very interesting bit of old music found in
a vault.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
Does it get political.

Speaker 4 (19:06):
In more or less than two comments?

Speaker 2 (19:09):
No, it's gotta be.

Speaker 5 (19:10):
More because all the music from back then is mega racist.

Speaker 2 (19:15):
Are instrumentals? Yeah, hey, you know that. Somebody said it
don't matter doc. Somebody makes the argument that math is
ra something bit is racist. Baking, Yeah, yeah, breathing is.
He's from Poland in the eighteen thirties.

Speaker 5 (19:33):
He's it's gotta be way more than two.

Speaker 4 (19:37):
All right, So ten and you get bonus points of
chorus for describing menace is calling racists?

Speaker 2 (19:43):
Chopin noted racist. I'm still gonna say more more than
two three, three, say less.

Speaker 1 (19:52):
It's the first one, and it'll be maybe up next
in that vault they'll find uh diploma, old white man.

Speaker 2 (20:08):
Right, find yeah, something political in there? All right? So
I say one comic, I say five, five, And how
you're gonna give us to how it's political?

Speaker 6 (20:19):
I mean, yeah, I'm gonna go with menace you mean
known racist Chopin.

Speaker 4 (20:26):
Well, the unreleased Chopin piece of music that was discovered
get political on the first comment, first voice, and I
intentionally hid this part.

Speaker 2 (20:36):
Of the story. Okay, Well, that's not fair. It's known
Waltz Wall. In just a couple of months, we've had
an unknown Waltz and an unknown Walls was getting getting
that although that's not a pretty funny thing with Tim

(20:56):
Kaine and how he is basically Tim Waltz two point zero.
Oh my god, they look side by side.

Speaker 5 (21:02):
Yeah, but I love that bit too because it was
all about like people that are politically crazy and how
much they care about it, and obviously they claimed to care. Yeah,
and then they had to read it like tweets from
five years ago.

Speaker 2 (21:13):
Okay, name one? Uh what was it like the George
Floyd people? You know, yeah, name one of those people.
I want to see the big controversy because you know,
Harris was on right and time, Yeah, which is dumb,
like who cares? Like who is watching? Like who watched that?
And went, you know what, now I'm voting for her?

Speaker 4 (21:34):
Well, But also that's the thing that was moreficable in
the Day's a broadcast, you know, four channel sort of
thing these days?

Speaker 2 (21:39):
Irrelevant? Yeah, all right, zero to political Another interesting story
I thought would have been solved before, but so somebody
did the calculation.

Speaker 4 (21:48):
The only old saying is if you gave a million
monkeys a million typewriters. Eventually they type out Shakespeare. Well,
so mathematicians said, well, hold on, now, is that true?
We gave a bunch of monkeys a bunch of typewriters.
How long, indeed, would it take for them to create
a less?

Speaker 2 (22:06):
I don't care what number you keep one, it's gonna
be less. We'll get to the the results of that study.
But does it get political in more or less less
than three comes? We may we may be on comment
number one again on this one, and it's going to
be like, well, that's exactly how laws are written, like
the monkeys, and you know the Congress. It's in Washington.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
The monkeys already wrote the platform of correct.

Speaker 2 (22:35):
Yep, correct. But I want to be all alone on
on my island, so I'll say more more, all right,
so everybody else says less? Anybody have any thoughts on
how it might say?

Speaker 5 (22:45):
I'm gonna say less. And then they also there the
monkeys are also the ones running the.

Speaker 4 (22:55):
Before I give you the answer, quick note. They they said,
if we took all two hundred thousand chimpanzees and put
them front of a typewriter, and they're just pounding away.
It would take six times the lifetime of the universe,
So six times the fourteen billion years trying to get
one work of Shakespeare. So you're saying there's a chance there.

Speaker 2 (23:11):
Yeah, I don't. We just have to wait a long time.
I know, I'm not a smart man, But like, like,
how does that even make sense? Like how would they
eventually get to Shakespeare? Becauseistically right, So like say, let's
say a chimp. Let's make it even simpler. If a
chimp flips a coin, or anybody flips a coin, there's
a one and two chance, correct, Now, if you want
that coin to be heads, let's say a thousand times
in a row. Boy, that's a very few chances. So

(23:33):
if a chimp is pointing in this case, they said
a thirty character keyboard, if the chimp is just pressing
a random character you know, to be or not to
be right, Well, the chance they hit that T is
a one in thirty and the chance they hit that
oh is a one and thirty one and thirty times
one and thirty times times times times time.

Speaker 6 (23:50):
It has to be the right or so they're not Yeah,
they're not saying that the chimps suddenly are so smart.

Speaker 2 (23:55):
It's just land on Shakespeare, right, So they would take
fourteen billion times sixty years from.

Speaker 4 (24:00):
What about if we give them mushrooms? I think the
answer Greg, it was actually fourth comment got ba and
this comment says, well it isn't surprising, and why Trumpanzees
are capable of voting.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
Good one never heard?

Speaker 6 (24:21):
That's wow, Waltz and a Trumpanzee.

Speaker 2 (24:27):
They're really sticking it to the zero two political this story, it's.

Speaker 4 (24:34):
One of those ones we get out on a couple
times a year about the most expensive fill in the blank.
You know, some restaurant has the most expensive blah blah
martini and.

Speaker 2 (24:41):
This case is a martini. Yes, that's the most recent one. Gray,
my god, I'm on fire. You're so hell This is
a Chicago restaurant, a thirteen thousand martini, thirteen thousand dollars Martina,
I should say, now gold Leaf.

Speaker 4 (24:55):
Yeah, it's kind of actually messale, which is not Geniu.
But here's the thing, thirteen thousand dollars because they throw
in a diamond necklace.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Yeah, that is a cop out. It is a cop
out and garbage. But again, guys, free publicity for this,
SOB that's true.

Speaker 4 (25:12):
Yeah, I'm not gonna even say the name of the
place in Chicago. Do the comments get political in more
or less than two comments?

Speaker 2 (25:20):
More more?

Speaker 6 (25:22):
You say, yeah, I think what the connection would even be.

Speaker 2 (25:27):
That's why I'm having a hard time.

Speaker 6 (25:28):
Payoffs, Bry.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
Yeah, that's all I'm gonna say.

Speaker 5 (25:30):
It is like pay off one of the Chicago known
for their political career.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
True for like Trump's like mistresses or something. Trump is
known for selling expensive things that are garbage. It's got
a building in Chicago. Yeah it does. I mean also
Justice small let Chicago. Oh okay, I mean I can't.
I can't come up with the reason of this. So
that's the thing that these are the ones I'm most
impressed by, Like, yeah, wow, like that last time, I'm like, okay,

(25:56):
super easy that gun talent to idiots, you know, monkeys,
you know, punching out random keys. This one when they
can figure out something that is not even blatantly obvious
to make it political. It says this.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
Martini also uses a clarified heirloom tomato water, gross spacual olive,
and lemon basil olive oil.

Speaker 2 (26:18):
You know what, here, I'll throw something it's just out there,
but it's gonna be like this is something for like
this is something for the totally elite. Okay, these are
for the billions, something else for the billionaires, like the
rich people. Okay, that's logical, But I will I will
say once again, I will say less.

Speaker 1 (26:34):
I'm going less and I'm going to say it has
something to do with oh Kamala Harris got her jewelry
but didn't have to buy a martini for it because
she was dating dudes to get it.

Speaker 6 (26:46):
Okay, I'm going to say more, and I'm going to say,
like just another way to bribe fill in the blank.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
Okay, Okay, I agree with the bribes thing. I just
say it's less.

Speaker 4 (26:55):
It is actually three comments the teen thousand dollars. That's
about amyx for.

Speaker 14 (27:02):
You think three d that's it's a checker at everybody knows,
oh man.

Speaker 2 (27:15):
Remember how diamond necklaces used to be so inflation? All right,
you got one more? Why not? All right? You know what?
Because it's a special dollars. It's a zero two political
story about who won the New York City Marathon. It
was Abdi Nagaya of the Netherlands. Yeah, I think might

(27:38):
be in a it might be a new transplant and
Shila Chaipei herew of ken They are the winners of
the New York City Marathon. That's about it. That's nothing.
Just a quick report about that. Fifty thousand people competed
last eight am.

Speaker 13 (27:55):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (27:55):
They started off with New York, New York by Frank
Sinatra to cheer them on their way.

Speaker 2 (28:00):
But just the marathon results pretty much.

Speaker 6 (28:02):
Oh no, I have an idea.

Speaker 4 (28:05):
Okay, by the way, tell more or less than two comments,
doesn't get political.

Speaker 6 (28:09):
I'm gonna say less. And it's about immigrants. But like
like they're they're running so good into the country.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
Oh yeah, yeah, they're wunning towards the free hotel or something.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
I'm gonna say more, and it's gonna be a bag
on all Americans.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Again.

Speaker 1 (28:30):
Look, look, everybody does everything better than Americans.

Speaker 5 (28:33):
Even these Keny Netherlands really like Americans are fat slobs.

Speaker 2 (28:38):
Yeah, I'm going to be general. I'm going I'm thinking
more about what Gina was talking about, and but I
will say yeah, I will say more more.

Speaker 4 (28:45):
Okay, Well, it is in fact the very first time
I'm terrible at this and this one maybe went away
that I think no one thought of. They played Frank
Sinatra to start the marathon. Couldn't they get that sissy
boy Springsteen? Or was he performing at a comedy rally?

Speaker 2 (29:05):
Signed Greg Gory know right, absolutely sorry, coma.

Speaker 6 (29:13):
We were working way too hard on the.

Speaker 2 (29:19):
He closed on the tiny little thing? Is there? All
of it? And then shoehorns is yeah, Well that's how
you play zero to political. Everybody never ceases too amazed, now,
you know, and you gotta be crazy like you know
your team could lose and then somehow the other party's
fault and you know when you got done. He's like

(29:43):
a more Woody Shows. Next, Hang on the Woody Show,
be back, back, back, round back in a bit, she
wants a d and she's going to get one the
Woody Show. All right, welcome back. So Greg, let's switch
up from politics and talk about something else very important.

(30:05):
The new Starbucks Holiday cups. They're going Thursday. Theme this
year is Merrier Together, inspired by quote, genuine moments of
joy and coffee. I tell you the ladies online are
freaking out, Fellas. I bet there are four holiday cups

(30:27):
warm wishes, joyful connection, lyrical landscape and siren chorus. Now
that one striped holiday charms coming together in a chorus
of colors inspired by patterns made from raking coffee beans
in the sun and flowing lines of the Starbucks siren.
What have you gotten one of these before? Sammy? Are

(30:49):
these permanent cups that you keep regular?

Speaker 5 (30:55):
They are like the paper cups, But no, the usable
ones are the ones that people go freak out a clamoring.

Speaker 6 (31:03):
Oh yeah, Stanley Months, sorry, but you gotta be a
real chump. Oh yeah, care about what Starbucks cups are?

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Those people though, get like, I don't know. Forty at
a time, we were just talking about Bill Burr's wife,
comedian Bill Burr. He was what he was like, you know,
launching out all these on the video like after another
after another after another. Those are all Starbucks. Yeah. Do
you see the wicked line ones? Oh? Did I? Yeah?
I don't know. To be honest, I wouldn't be surprised.

(31:32):
My wife is crazy on a snowflake on tops. Cool.
Starbucks employees are going to start handwriting and I'm sure
misspelling customers names on their cups again. See, I didn't
know they stopped.

Speaker 6 (31:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:44):
The CEO of Starbucks said they have to track down
close to two hundred thousand sharpies, though first he said, Unfortunately,
it's not as simple as just going to Staples and
picking up some sharpies. Starbucks also announced they're bringing back
the self served sugar and milk stations.

Speaker 6 (32:02):
Gone, and we.

Speaker 2 (32:03):
Already mentioned that they're getting rid of their olive oil
drinks and they're gonna stop charging for non dairy milk.
The company says that all of these updates are an
attempt to quote, get back to Starbucks.

Speaker 5 (32:15):
Okay, I wouldn't even know, like like you just said,
if they had to sell served stuff, because I do
go to Starbucks a lot, but only drive through. I
rarely ever go in side unless I have to go
to the bathroom, like on a road trip or something.

Speaker 2 (32:30):
But I've never done a drive. You never done a drive.

Speaker 6 (32:33):
It's starbars, Barbucks because like Woody, I don't really spend
them go.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
To Starbucks coffee. And the only time I'm ever in
there is if my wife is, you know, wanting to
stop in there. If anything, I'm getting one of those
like iced tea, lemonades and Arnold Palmer kind of thing.

Speaker 6 (32:49):
But it's like you can't just get iced tea. It's
like dragon passion.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
I'm like, I don't know iced tea. Iced tea with lemonade.
Do you want this? This?

Speaker 12 (32:55):
This?

Speaker 2 (32:55):
What's not like? You know? It's like the language? Yeah,
I'm like, I don't know. Just a want to toll
girl today. Just tell me what I want and if
he wants to, you know, whatever side a really big
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Speaker 2 (34:22):
Org to this. It's a Woody Show and we begin
another new hour insensitivity training, free, politically correct world Election
days Tuesday morning. It's November the fifth, twenty twenty four.
I'm mooding that's Greg Gory. I would menace. Good morning

(34:43):
to you, Good morning, Woody. Somebody on the text had
a question. Yes, I was about to say, there's Gina Grad.
Hidare this one says just curious? You guys are gonna
keep calling or introducing Gina as Gina Grad with her
last name. It still makes you sound like a guest. Oh,
I'm just saying honest, So you wanted to hate her
because I hate change, but I really can't. Such a

(35:03):
good addition to the team love her well because she
is still relatively new. I mean Greg Gory. Yeah that's true. Yeah,
that's true. Yeah, I don't know what the issue is. Yeah,
well now, well no, I mean it's it's a question.
I understand.

Speaker 6 (35:22):
I'm down either way.

Speaker 2 (35:23):
Else is so cash?

Speaker 8 (35:24):
Yeah yeah, it just flow.

Speaker 2 (35:29):
But test them out, I'll I'll switch it up. I'll see. Anyway,
there's a menace, there's Gina, Sammy morning, there's Sea Mass.
Phones are open eight seven to seven forty four. Woodie
hit us up with the text over to two to
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doing this since twenty fourteen, but Lyft is once again
offering discounts today to help get people to the polls.

(35:51):
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Speaker 6 (36:04):
Hope, but I hope the driver isn't taking the haircut
on that, you know, I hope them.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Well, I mean you should be tipping anyway, right, true? Yeah,
because remember first but there was so much confusion because
there was like, oh no, everybody was under the understanding,
including you have to do anything you'd have to do.
That was it? Speaking of tips, I was at this
big national sandwich chain the other day, that same with
the tiny cheeses, Yes, the little and gives you like

(36:33):
a half of an olive slice racked.

Speaker 1 (36:34):
And four pounds of lettuce. And I went to do
the checkout with the debit card on the reader and
then it says tip. And I was going to tip,
and the guy stopped, no, no, no, no, no, don't tip.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
I said, don't tip, said, yeah, that goes straight to corporate.
What is that right?

Speaker 6 (36:52):
Put it in the jar instead?

Speaker 2 (36:54):
Oh lord, put it that.

Speaker 1 (36:57):
Those will go straight to corporate. I thought, I've never
heard anything trying to change. I don't think so, because
there was no implying cast. I think maybe that's what
he was implying.

Speaker 2 (37:06):
Because then he keeps all of it as opposed to
having reported. Maybe I don't. And I thought that was odd.

Speaker 6 (37:11):
That's crazy, not even illegal. I mean that doesn't seem legal.

Speaker 2 (37:15):
No, it doesn't keep their tips.

Speaker 5 (37:16):
I mean if that is true, if it's true, yeah,
but I mean, Greg, there's so many other better options
than going to that chain that.

Speaker 2 (37:23):
You have complained about. This particular change for so long.
I agree with you, it was based on geography. I
was on my way somewhere and it was the literally
the only place. It used to be the only place. Yeah,
every once in a while, get something else, especially after
Quiznos went away. I got right, I forgot about. There's
still a couple out there, a couple, yeah, but it

(37:44):
was like how there was like one km art left
until last week. Yeah, it's out there, But I do
you really said in other places this was the only
That is a surprising choice from Greg considering how much
complaining he's done about this particular chain. I don't dislike it.
It's the portions of the cheese or are off. Yeah,
I can easily say that I haven't gone for over

(38:05):
a decade. Wow. Really, yeah, it hasn't been quite a decade.
But I understand what Greg's saying. If it's the only
place right there, it's either that or this other place.
You're really not feeling like kind of a middle of
nowhere kind of place. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (38:18):
They often show up gas stations and.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
Every side, airports, everywhere. Gina grad trending these headlines.

Speaker 6 (38:24):
Well, there were massive lines yesterday at polling places across
the country for early voting, and according to the New
York Post, eighty million people have already turned in their ballots,
an incredibly tight race that could be decided by super
slim margins. And don't get too excited about getting those
results anytime soon. They're saying, it's very unlikely that we'll

(38:44):
know who won the presidential election anytime within twenty four
hours of the polls closing, which I think we are
already prepared for that. But it's not just that big
race that everyone's talking about. You know, there's congressmen and
senators and local races. But there are a bunch of
states like Florida, Nebraska, and North Dakota who are voting
on marijuana laws and legalization. And in Massachusetts, voters will

(39:06):
be weighing in on possibly legalizing psychedelics. Lots of interesting
prop bets this year.

Speaker 5 (39:14):
And that's when I'll try them, when they're in the dispensary,
not like some bootleg something that somebody like made. But
I know, I saw Kamen La Harris post that post
like legalizing marijuana, but it was so vague that I
didn't even get excited about it at all.

Speaker 6 (39:33):
Well, that's the point that it's like, you're not ruffling any.

Speaker 5 (39:35):
Feathers, I know, unless it's legalized federally. I don't care
at all, don't care. I mean, it doesn't affect me.

Speaker 6 (39:43):
But then they tax the hell out of it, so
they can't afford to stay open anyway.

Speaker 2 (39:46):
Yeah, yeah, so dumb, Okay.

Speaker 6 (39:49):
Well, the New Orleans Saints fired head coach Dennis Allen
a day after their humiliating loss to the Panthers. It
was the seventh straight loss for the Saints after the
season started with back to back over the Panthers and.

Speaker 2 (40:01):
Cowboys those first couple wins, because they like every time
they touch the ball it was like a touchdown. Yeah,
and so everyone's like, oh my god, what is going on? Yeah,
now the guy's out. Yeah they I mean, they just
fell apart.

Speaker 12 (40:14):
Well.

Speaker 6 (40:14):
NFL dot Com reported that special teams coordinator Darren Rizzy
is expected to be named the interim head coach, and
it looks like Cowboys quarterback Dak Prescott is slated to
miss quote multiple weeks thanks to the hamstring injury he
got during their loss on Sunday to the Falcons.

Speaker 2 (40:31):
Yeah. I gotta tell you, man, obviously know a lot
of Cowboys fans and they're not all that bummed out
about it. Really. Oh yeah, dude, Like, yeah, my one buddy,
he's got to be the biggest. Uh, he's got to
be the biggest Cowboys fan that I know. And uh,
he's like good, he didn't care at all. He's like, dude,
Dak is so overrated. I can't believe they paid him

(40:52):
all this money.

Speaker 6 (40:53):
Interesting.

Speaker 2 (40:53):
I mean, he was just going on and on and on.

Speaker 6 (40:56):
Because might I remind you that in this studio Dak
Prescott got voted the hottest quarterback.

Speaker 2 (41:04):
That means nothing. It's very attractive, and you would think
after all that, all that rest on that sleep number bed.

Speaker 6 (41:11):
Yeah, I know, but he'd be refreshed.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
I mean, it will be interesting to see what happens now.

Speaker 5 (41:16):
Well.

Speaker 6 (41:16):
NFL media is Yeah, I like watching them.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
They have the most pre staffed penalties in the league,
zero discipline, no prep least creative team in the NFL,
just boring. Dak is so overrated. Parsons and Lamb are
the only A level players. He's senile. Jerry Jones needs
to get out of the way. You would be more
agile in the pocket than Dak is a wow throwing
shade at me. Now, yeah, it means like he's he's

(41:44):
insinuating that I can't really move around on that. Nice
Is Dak at top twelve quarterback? I don't think so.
But highest paid Dak has happy feet, doesn't look through
his progressions at all. I mean, he was just going, Wow,
it's just gone.

Speaker 6 (41:58):
Well, let's talk about another are football player. Jason Kelsey
showed up on ESPN's Monday Night Countdown apologizing for his
recent actions of smashing a heckler's phone and dropping a
homophobic slur back at someone who made fun of his
brother for dating Taylor Swift. He said, listen, I'm not
happy with anything that took place. I'm not proud of it.
In a heated moment, I chose to greet hate with hate,

(42:20):
and I just don't think that's a productive thing. And
according to TMZ, police at Penn State have just launched
an investigation into the incident for smashing a phone.

Speaker 2 (42:31):
Yeah property, I guess, technically, and he's a high profile
guy and you.

Speaker 6 (42:37):
Probably sell that smash phone.

Speaker 2 (42:38):
Yeah, it's just like famous, you got to take the
higher road. You shouldn't have engaged. He got hijacked speaking
of a sports. Just that soccer player that was hit
by lightning.

Speaker 6 (42:52):
Oh, this is this is not the first time that's happened.
This keeps happening to soccer players.

Speaker 2 (42:57):
Well, I mean it's a big open field, and so
there were like twenty two minutes into the game and
then they suspended it because of the weather. So the
players were in the process of walking off the field
when it happened and all of a sudden, it's like cow.
I mean here one second, gone the next. I mean,
they said it was absolutely instant. There were at least
eight other players near him who also went down. It

(43:18):
was all in unison. Do you ever see those fainting goats? Yes, ye,
all of a sudden like everyone just same thing. Several
of them hospitalized. But yeah, here's a little uh, this
is crazy. This is it? Zap gone?

Speaker 6 (43:36):
Well you just terror for Greg, Yeah.

Speaker 2 (43:39):
I mean lightning. Yeah, I mean the lightning is definitely
one of those things that you know, I've never messed
around with. You know, I I'll get out of the
wach Some people hang in, you know when there's lightning
and stuff. See yay, major conductor. That sucks.

Speaker 6 (43:53):
Well, did he just turned fifty five and celebrated behind
bars with a phone call to his kids. They were
on video with a cake in front of them.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
He said, hey, Dad, you can't have blow it out? Dad?

Speaker 9 (44:06):
Did?

Speaker 2 (44:06):
He say?

Speaker 6 (44:06):
He was happy and that he has the best family
in the world. Meanwhile, his lawyers have asked judges to
the judge to speed up responding to his motion for
a gag order because one grand jury witness has been
speaking to the press.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
That's a different kind of gagglorer than he's been given.

Speaker 6 (44:22):
He said he was called to testify because he's seen
videos of Diddy and his celebrity friends, and Diddy's team
says by not treating these claims as an extortion scam,
the government is making it impossible to receive a fair trial.

Speaker 1 (44:35):
Oh my god, you're face timing with somebody in jail.
Hey look, here's the cake that you're not having. Oh look, Oh,
I'm gonna go outside for a minute.

Speaker 6 (44:45):
My private bathroom.

Speaker 2 (44:47):
I think I'm gonna go for a drive now. Really
said this though. It must be a trip to like
be able to be on private jet pretty much every
day and anywhere in the world. Yep. And then the
next you're sitting in jail in a cell. Oh god,
that's right. Yeah, we talked about that fall for Bill Cosby,
who was universe like Diddy's never been a guy who's been.

Speaker 6 (45:07):
Universally loved America's dad.

Speaker 2 (45:11):
Right, Yeah, we get a guy like just celebrated. Yeah,
the way that Bill Cosby and all of a sudden, man,
I mean to the polar opposite of that peak, yep,
might have that downfall. That's right, yep, total trip. All right,
So and I and I agree with this text going
back to what Gina mentioned in that uh that little

(45:31):
update about how we're probably not going to know the
results the official results of the election for at least
twenty four hours after the polls closed, which is crazy.
And I agree with this Texter. All this advancement in technology,
even India can figure out their results on election night,
but America can't get their ish together. This opens up

(45:53):
to where I understand, and I'm not saying I believe it,
but I understand where people lose faith in thinking that
something's not up. Absolutely, what do you need all that
extra time for? Like, we can do a ton of
stuff in real time. Yeah, there's ways to catch we
have the technology, there's ways that it was always done

(46:14):
years and years before.

Speaker 6 (46:16):
But I feel like we have just released the floodgates
on mail in ballots and now you're counting one, two, three,
Like is that the problem?

Speaker 2 (46:24):
That's what I was mentioning yesterday. Where it should be
that all the ballots, if they're gonna be mailing bouts,
have to be received. I agree by a certain day.

Speaker 1 (46:33):
Well there's some places too where states this time around
have a longer ballot. It's multiple pages, multiple sides. So
they're saying it's taking a human being longer to open
the envelope, get everything out, put it in order, and
then put it in the machine.

Speaker 6 (46:48):
Where's where's ballot bought?

Speaker 2 (46:51):
Yeah? Wor's flippy yeah, flipp flippy in here? Take a
break from there are automated things for everything they can
they they can figure it out, which just leads me
to believe that they don't want to figure it out exactly.
And I don't know what that reason would be other
than you know, I mean, they got the conspiracy theorist
and stuff, so I while I say I don't believe it,

(47:14):
there should be some sort of from Well, it.

Speaker 6 (47:18):
Wasn't the last election. They didn't even know it till Saturday.

Speaker 2 (47:21):
So it's multiplena, it's gonna be fun stuff, fun stuff,
and they try to figure it out moments before the auction. Yeah,
this is funny. Here, I'll play this, says. We go
into the break and we're late. Samy, sorry for it.
I'm sorry, but this is good. I love Lewis Black.
I think Lewis Black is so friggin funny.

Speaker 6 (47:41):
I agree.

Speaker 2 (47:42):
And this was his message for undecided voters. He was
on The Daily Show recently, in the last couple of weeks,
and uh so, this is his message to the undecided voter.
Lewis Black, we still have no idea who the is
gonna win.

Speaker 3 (48:00):
And that's all thanks to one Berry special group of morons.

Speaker 5 (48:05):
Undecided voters, that small sliver of undecided voters.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
They're gonna make or break this election.

Speaker 3 (48:11):
Oh yes, undecided voters. The same people you see at
the ice cream shop asking for.

Speaker 2 (48:17):
Twelve yini spoon samples. It's a three dollars code, it's all.

Speaker 3 (48:25):
How is anyone still undecided in this election? At this point?
Choosing a candidate should be easy. Look, it's like a
lube salesman deciding if he should swing by P Diddy's house.
He has all the information he needs.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Now. Don't get me wrong.

Speaker 3 (48:47):
Maybe these undecided voters aren't stupid. Maybe they have a
good reason for being idiots. Has anyone ask them what
the hang up is?

Speaker 2 (48:57):
They just haven't. I haven't seen enough of it yet.
I need to pick closer attention and kind of do
more independent research. I just need to do my own research.
I'd have to do more research.

Speaker 3 (49:08):
Oh good, God, go ahead, do your own research. Hopefully
the library will let you huff paint inside.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
What are you researching exactly?

Speaker 3 (49:21):
We've known these candidates forever, one of them who spent
the past four years as vice president.

Speaker 2 (49:28):
For you to learn about that how they load a dishwasher.

Speaker 3 (49:33):
But I still have hope that some of you undecided
voters will eventually make a choice.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
Something has to force your hand.

Speaker 10 (49:42):
Will you vote for Kamala Harris because of Taylor Swift's endorsement?

Speaker 2 (49:47):
You would? Yeah, Julian Ewitt own musician, I mean you're
a musician. You have to. I'm gonna send it back
to you guys in the STUDEO.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
Well, even the reporter is like, can I please go
cover a mass shooting?

Speaker 2 (50:08):
She's depressing.

Speaker 3 (50:10):
I for one am grateful for all these focused groups
of undecided voters.

Speaker 2 (50:16):
They give us.

Speaker 3 (50:17):
Insight into the complex minds of America's most powerful people.

Speaker 12 (50:24):
It is very important that we have expertise when making
these decisions and policy right. And so him bringing the
specifics to say that we need the expertise making these decisions.
I believe that was very important.

Speaker 2 (50:42):
City Finally someone talking sense.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
I'm tired of my vote being canceled out by someone
who's IQ score only makes sense in Celsius, No, what
do you show us back?

Speaker 2 (51:01):
Tuesday morning? It is the Woodies Show. There's a lot
of different ways that you can call in and text in,
email in, you can find us on social media. Look
for us there at the Woody Show. Let's see there's
a couple of a couple of things I wanted to

(51:22):
mention to you here half hour's voicemails eight seven seven
forty four Wooding. You can send us at an email
email at the woodieshow dot com. We have some feedback
the eulogies that we did for like Menace on his birthday. Hey,
Woody Show, I just wanted to share some feedback of
you guys. I have to confess that I'm a thirty

(51:42):
six year old grown ass man. And every time you
do these eulogies things, I full on ugly cry in
my car. This particular instance, I lost it when Gina said,
Menace can finally rest. Little buddy does so much in life.
I love it. I've been listening for years and years.
Most of the podcast, you guys aren't on in my

(52:05):
area currently, but thank you all for the laughs and
cries daily. Oh my god, that's so funny. Ps has
a guy on the other side of the country get
a hold of some stickers and a diet Starts Tomorrow
t shirt. That's a that's casey. Thanks. We can get
you set up on that one. Sorry for all the tears. Yeah,

(52:27):
welcome to so funny. Yeah, let's see. And then we've
also got this guy who said, in Mike g pictures
of my girlfriends Stanley mugs the new count is ninety one.
Damn that she has spread out in her apartment from
the living room, the dining room, not included kitchen, and

(52:50):
even her bedroom. And dude, he he uh, he included
a bunch of pictures here. I'm just gonna and uh, Menace,
maybe we could post ease, he said, yeah, because you
don't see any people. But I mean, look how many
friggin mugs there are? Oh, this is one cabinet. Okay,
that's full hoarder status. Oh yeah, and then let's see

(53:10):
and then there's at least one I can't encount. There's
got to be at least twenty five in this picture.
Here's another picture where they're just kind of grouped on
a table o. My god, I mean, congrah, how.

Speaker 6 (53:22):
Much is the average couplic?

Speaker 2 (53:25):
Look at this one.

Speaker 6 (53:26):
Oh, they're just taking over.

Speaker 2 (53:27):
I mean, Sammy, how jealous are you?

Speaker 6 (53:29):
I mean, look at Jelous.

Speaker 2 (53:30):
She has one for every outfit.

Speaker 6 (53:31):
So she's standing around five grand if my calculation, at.

Speaker 5 (53:37):
Least she's gonna rock at me one every day. But
like I get, I don't know. I think I also
have that obsession thing I'll get into I don't know.
Let's say the Jordan five, right, and then I'll go,
all right, well they have this color, this color of
this color, and next thing I know, I have like
thirty pairs.

Speaker 2 (53:53):
Yeah, the collector mentality. Some people are just collectors.

Speaker 1 (53:56):
Yeah, more than a collector. At some point, there has
to be some self reflection where you say, I need
to stop this is insanity.

Speaker 5 (54:04):
It does happen though, Like when we hit a certain point,
I go, oh, wait a minute, what am I doing?

Speaker 2 (54:09):
Then I moved on to I move on to the
next day.

Speaker 6 (54:12):
You say, okay, from now on, for every one thing
that comes in, something has to come out.

Speaker 2 (54:16):
Kind of something else, kind of sense. He got rid
of a bunch of those did and you can he
teared down get it? I donated a lot. Yeah, after
hours voicemails eight seven seven forty four. What do we
had that topic? What's a hill that you're willing to
die on? And uh, yeah, we got that. Yeah, what

(54:36):
small hill are you willing to die on? Here's why
we go, Hey, what a show?

Speaker 11 (54:39):
I am calling about the diarrhea of questions? This is
the hill that I'm willing to die on.

Speaker 9 (54:46):
This one goes out to stammy girls with guy friends.
I think that guys don't want to do them. You're
dumb them. Guys are waiting for the opportunity to put
it in. Oh, Sammy, you lied about your little friend.
That friend wanted to do you.

Speaker 11 (55:08):
They're only staying friends.

Speaker 2 (55:09):
Waiting for the chance.

Speaker 9 (55:11):
Wake up.

Speaker 11 (55:12):
So girls that say all, he's only a friend.

Speaker 9 (55:15):
He gave me a break.

Speaker 11 (55:17):
He wants to get it in why, ay.

Speaker 6 (55:22):
I mean, he is just a friend.

Speaker 2 (55:24):
He's trying to help you. This is why he I
think he is being a little bit more aggressive with it.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (55:28):
All this as asked directly. I understand he's your friend
from how you feel about him, right, But what he's
saying is, do you think if that your friend had
the opportunity to hook up, he.

Speaker 2 (55:41):
Would do it?

Speaker 9 (55:41):
No?

Speaker 2 (55:42):
Okay, that's what this is where doug us in the
collar live in reality and you don't.

Speaker 1 (55:49):
But see, I disagree because we have this argument when
people say, oh, I don't want a gay dude in
the locker room, he's gonna check me out in the shower.
And I always point out gay guys are not attracted
to one hundred percent of men. Don't keep yourself that
much credit. But don't you think that?

Speaker 2 (56:05):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (56:06):
As so, basically, as a straight man, what you're saying
is you're attracted to every woman on the planet pretty much.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
But no, no, no, no, no. But so, and I can't
speak for you, Greg, I'm saying, but remember back when
you're let's go back in time when you were straight. Sure, Okay.
Straight guys don't even have to speak to somebody. You
just pass somebody and you go, would wouldn't, Yep, wouldn't.

(56:34):
It's a snap decision. It is so whenever he first
saw Sammy and you know they're friends, of course, but
like he already he still knows whatever the current answer,
whether he's ever going to make that move or whatever,
that's a different question. But he's sitting there and you
go yep or nope. But the chances are it's he's

(56:54):
a guy. Yep. She's she got all our limbs, right, Okay,
she doesn't need to motorized.

Speaker 6 (57:00):
Do you look anything or act anything like his current
girlfriend slash wife?

Speaker 2 (57:06):
It's his wife.

Speaker 6 (57:07):
Are you his type?

Speaker 2 (57:09):
Well, you could tell.

Speaker 6 (57:11):
I don't know.

Speaker 8 (57:11):
I mean, I don't think I look like her. I
would say, no, I don't look I guess I don't
know like what type is, but I would like like.

Speaker 9 (57:22):
Like air.

Speaker 8 (57:25):
She's yeah, she's in very good shape, she has blonde hair.
She's yeah, she's tall, I mean taller than me. That's
maybe five six.

Speaker 2 (57:37):
Okay, so average should wear glasses? Yeah, no is she?
I will walk by, it's very nice any chick, and
he'll go yep, nope, or I don't know, maybe right
in a bench, Yeah right, don't never spoke, never like
you never even made eye contact.

Speaker 12 (57:56):
Right.

Speaker 1 (57:56):
My point is you have female friends. It's not like
you would bang any of them if you had the chance.

Speaker 8 (58:01):
And I would like to point out that this friend,
we had so much in common of our lives at
this point, that was I mean, it was different. We
had very similar upbringings, we were both divorced at this time,
we were both married for a very short.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
Period of just making it stronger.

Speaker 8 (58:15):
No, I'm saying, but that's why we were That's why.

Speaker 6 (58:19):
We were friends that were going to be.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
Yeah, yeah, it's fine.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
She's never going to see ourself. I mean that's the
groundwork for making it happen even more.

Speaker 8 (58:26):
Yeah, for making friends.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
Eight seven seven forty four. What do you after ours? Voicemail?
Here's one question for Menace on this one.

Speaker 10 (58:38):
So I'm on Instagram and I come across a video
that Menace did, and dude.

Speaker 2 (58:44):
What's with the eyes?

Speaker 1 (58:45):
Why do you do this bugged out I thing?

Speaker 10 (58:47):
In every freaking video that you make it's just creepy Broye.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
I have not noticed that, to be honest with you,
I'm going to look for it now.

Speaker 5 (58:56):
But everyone is always obsessed with like any type a
gesture I do, and then the reason about that that's constantly.
But I will give you a reason because if I
did not do any type of movement with my face,
it would just look like I'm blankly staring into the camera.

Speaker 2 (59:15):
So I have to do some type of movement, but
a smile.

Speaker 5 (59:17):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know. They they're not happy with
the eye movement.

Speaker 2 (59:23):
I try to make a conscious at this point, change
it to the smile, Like I make a conscious effort
at this point. I don't care because it squinty eyes
or stupid ass squinty eyes that I got. I'm like,
how can I make make sure that my eyes It's
like when you go the eye doctor and they want
to do that little puffe area and they go, all right,
keep your eyes open. It's so difficult. So like sometimes
I've seen pictures where it's like, yeah, I look like

(59:45):
I'm nuts. I'm like, it's my right eye that squints
a lot, right, and so I'm like, how do I
can I control that just the right eye and open
it up and whatever, And then I end up looking even.

Speaker 5 (59:55):
Worse, like pirates any care or shocked constantly cater to
every comment because you'll never win.

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
No, I just I didn't notice that. I didn't notice it.
Give me, so, what would you do with your eyes?
Show me? I just like open my eyes just a
little bit, like so yeah, like that, like oh yeah,
oh so we'll look at.

Speaker 5 (01:00:11):
Care If you want to see yourself is at Menace
on Instagram?

Speaker 2 (01:00:15):
All right, fill your next video, take your tongue and
go boh yeah yeah. But all right now I'm looking
at the pictures. Would definitely would oh thanks at Menace? Yeah,
oh yeah absolutely. Woody Hoody Woody Hoody Show. All right,
welcome back. It is the Woody Show. All right, So

(01:00:40):
after hours voicemails eight seven seven forty four, Woody. That's
eight seven seven forty four, Woody, have a I have
another one. This is up for Greg because greg'sman on
his diet of just strictly cottage cheese and half of
a sweet potato.

Speaker 7 (01:00:59):
Yeah, oh my god, you guys started talking about the
cottage cheese and peaches.

Speaker 2 (01:01:05):
I remember being about five years old.

Speaker 11 (01:01:07):
At the dinner table and my mom put that in
friend of Me.

Speaker 9 (01:01:10):
For dessert one night, and the whole.

Speaker 7 (01:01:14):
Argument on her side was, you've eaten cottage cheese before,
and you've eaten peaches before.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
What's wrong with this is it?

Speaker 11 (01:01:19):
I sat there until.

Speaker 2 (01:01:22):
I threw up in the ball when.

Speaker 7 (01:01:24):
They finally it up from the table.

Speaker 11 (01:01:27):
You guys, good memory.

Speaker 2 (01:01:28):
Thanks for that, all right, you're welcome. Well, we were
talking about stuff that your mom made me eat. And
then Greg with his cottage cheese infatuation these days.

Speaker 6 (01:01:38):
And I never understood mixing cottage cheese and free It's delicious.

Speaker 2 (01:01:44):
It's delicious now the peaches, the peaches and cottage cheese combination.
I love more for you do it.

Speaker 1 (01:01:53):
It's so bizarre to me to be fruiting it. Yeah,
it's a tomato, avocado, a little hot sauce, maybe some beats, yum.

Speaker 2 (01:02:02):
All right. And then that, since we're talking about food.
One more after hours voicemail. This one. This guy's just
sick and tired of this particular thing.

Speaker 11 (01:02:10):
Hey, all in listener here out of Tennessee. You gotta
got a bone to pitch with every single fast food
chain out there these days. I am tired of everyone
using the same sauce and calling his secret sauce special
sauce sauce every every single company had a sauce, and

(01:02:31):
it's almost almost the same. When are we gonna name
this thing? Every ketchup started as something before they call
it ketchup. I think it's time we give this special
sauce a name. I can't keep track of what to
call it. Everywhere we got a brand this thing anyway,
Love you guys me love all right.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
I know I know exactly what was talking about, because
there's like a subtle difference between this one and then
with this place offers, and it's it's like, uh, you know,
the Japanese steakhouse places got together. They said, all right, cool,
yum yum sauce. Oh right, yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:03:02):
So we're basically tucking ketchup Mayo and relish.

Speaker 2 (01:03:05):
No, no, no, no, there's there there are different ones.

Speaker 5 (01:03:09):
Like I said, I strongly disagreed that they all taste
the same, but they're very similar. But yeah, they kind
of just like whatever chain it is, like cane sauce
or like Horsey sauce horses.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
Yea exactly. But whatever's on your mind can always even
a message in the after hours voicemail eight seven seven
forty four wooded right.

Speaker 3 (01:03:30):
Back a Woody show.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world on this Tuesday morning Election Day.
It's November the fifth, twenty twenty four. My name is Woody.
That's Fray Gory. We got Menace. Hi, there is Gina grad. Hey, there,
Sammy's here. We got Sea Bass phones. They're open at
eight seven seven forty four Woody. That's eight seven seven

(01:03:57):
forty four, Woody. You can also hit us up with
a text over to two to two nine eighty seven
coming up for you this hour. Dumb Ass Spelling Bee
Election Edition. Nice. So we'll have Menace and Sammy going
head to head election edition of the Dumb Ass Spelling Bee.
That's here in just a few minutes. Because today is

(01:04:18):
election day, a lot of businesses they are celebrating with
some giveaways and some discounts like Krispy Kreme. Anybody can
get a free original glazed donut today and an I
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(01:04:41):
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(01:05:02):
Up to ten dollars off by clicking go vote, the
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(01:05:22):
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twenty two ounce drafts.

Speaker 6 (01:05:40):
You need to blow off some steam.

Speaker 2 (01:05:41):
Yeah. Grub Hub they're offering a few election day specials
discounts at Starbucks, Wendy's, KFC. Even Ikea is giving away
a free frozen yogurt at participating Ikea bistros. Don't purchase necessary,
but Craig, you will need a coupon that you can
find on the IKA website.

Speaker 6 (01:06:00):
Favorite.

Speaker 2 (01:06:01):
Yeah, how can we make this more differently? I haven't
been to the Ikea cafe in quite a while. Swedish
meat bombs didn't know they had frozen yogurt. You did
it delicious. We have the Mars Rover, but we don't
have a good raw. Yeah, realistic, you can. I would
love to do that too. Show All right, well, uh,

(01:06:23):
we have got a little contest.

Speaker 7 (01:06:26):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:06:26):
This is not a contest that there's any prize up
for grats for when you show listeners, but you can
play along and try to guess along with us as
we play yet another. It is the dumb Ass Spelling Bee.
Yeah yeah, and uh it's an election edition you know,
on ac con of that being ale. Yeah and jump right,

(01:06:49):
all right, got it? So I have I have five words, Yeah,
all right, five words number one are and we're gonna
have Sammy you doing this?

Speaker 6 (01:06:58):
Yeah, I can do that.

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
Okay, So Sammy and Menace we'll give it their best shot. Okay,
there be a known bat speller. What's that? We have
YouTube battling it out for the faceline? All right, yeah,
I mean you just have to do it. If you don't.
If you don't want to do it, I can do it.
I compared. You guys are on email and text way more.

Speaker 5 (01:07:21):
Maybe you know something I don't know.

Speaker 2 (01:07:23):
No, I think she did it last time. Yeah, I
think we did this once before. And may I ask
a U. Would you guys please refrain from destroying your
word paper? Yes, don't destroy the word pad. Don't scratch
anything out, see because it's a great it's a great
social bonus.

Speaker 8 (01:07:38):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
Post the photo? What you guys? Okay, so these are
all election themed words, and I'll give you all five
of the words and then we'll let you work it
out and then we don't go around the room and
take our guesses. All right, all right? Word number one electoral. Okay,
so you hear a lot about that. Very topical.

Speaker 6 (01:07:58):
It's very topical.

Speaker 2 (01:08:00):
Electoral. See it everywhere here at everywhere the election edition
of The Dumb Ass Spelling Bee. We're the election a lot.
Not electoral electoral college. You've heard of them, yeah, electoral vote,
electoral votes, yeah, but not constant you. I want to
re cover cheese wash. All right. Word number two is absentee,

(01:08:24):
like an absentee ballot. All right, so we have electoral,
we have absentee word number three. Men are you ready? Yeah?
All right, Sammy's looking at me. Menace is still looking
at his page. You have time to go back and
look at it again. Once all the votes are in tabulation, tabulation,

(01:08:49):
I get those votes tabulations, they will be tabulated. But
the word that we're looking for is tabulation, the process
of tabulatory, right mass word number four for the dumbass
spelling be congressional district. Mm hmm. Congressional is word number four?

(01:09:14):
All right? Okay, say it was looking up, mesas looking up.
And then finally word number five precinct.

Speaker 6 (01:09:19):
Oh yeah, easy, suscinct.

Speaker 2 (01:09:23):
That's a police thing. It can be voting. It can
be a police thing, yes, but also a voting thing.

Speaker 6 (01:09:31):
What precinct is your polling area?

Speaker 2 (01:09:35):
And what percentage of the precincts are in?

Speaker 10 (01:09:36):
Right?

Speaker 2 (01:09:37):
Right? Yeah? How many precincts have a precinct? Captain? Really?
All right? So those are the five words again, precinct
or precinct, precinct. All right? So word number one, electoral,
word number two, absentee, word number three, tabulation, word number four,

(01:10:03):
congressional in word number five precinct, precinct alrightin what he
does drop the tea, all right, if that's what even
the letter is, right, it could be your favorite. All right.
So as they're as they're working and looking at their
at their words, do you have any questions about what
the words are? If you want to use sentence tabulation,

(01:10:29):
congressional precinct. Okay, how many out of five do you
think that they're gonna get? Let's get some guesses here.
We'll start with you Greg.

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
I My guess is such a dick move, because I'm
gonna go five for Sammy, zero for Medics.

Speaker 2 (01:10:46):
Five for Sammy. Yeah, I mean you have shown us
that you mess up, like with one letter here or
there that we're yeah, I'm going five Sammy, zero minutes.
I'm sorry, just kiss her already. I know I should
totally make it. I had I had Menace getting one,
and then I was thinking maybe one, but yeah, I

(01:11:06):
think I know the one that'll get and and then
I think for Sammy, I think she'll get four.

Speaker 6 (01:11:11):
Really, that's exactly what I had. Four for Sammy, one
for Menace.

Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
Yeah, all right, Sammy, you go do this, Menace, don't
do this. What about do you have a do you
have a guess how about how about this? I also
think Samuel will get because these are pretty easy. Four menace,
how about this? I say, you get to Now I'm
also lying, but I say it, but you're just so sweet,

(01:11:37):
look at you being a nice person. Do you wanna win?
Do you want to guess? What word? Do you think
he'll get? Right? Yes? All right? Which is what? Electoral? Electoral? Really?
What's I thought? I thought it was gonna get tabulation? Yeah? Really? Yeah, okay,

(01:12:02):
yeah that's what I thought, Gina.

Speaker 6 (01:12:03):
Well I already heard him say electoral.

Speaker 2 (01:12:06):
Okay, okay, no leading, no leading?

Speaker 6 (01:12:10):
All right, well, depends are down. There's nothing you can
do now.

Speaker 2 (01:12:12):
Okay you guys ready, Yeah, here we go. Word number
one electoral. We'll start with you. Menace E L E
t O r A L electoral. It was it was
very close. That is incorrect. Alright, Sammy electoral.

Speaker 6 (01:12:33):
E L E C t O r a L electoral.

Speaker 2 (01:12:37):
There you go. All right, So Sammy's got one point
there and menace zero. Oh I skipped the c L
E C t O r A L electoral. So excited?
All right? Word number two, dumb ass you okay over there, dying.
I'm just a little Buddy. Okay, Word number two dumb
ass Spelling b Election edition. The word is absent absentee

(01:13:04):
Sammy A B s E n t e E. Absent
all right, menace A P P s O n t
e E.

Speaker 12 (01:13:15):
I like.

Speaker 2 (01:13:18):
One more time, just because it's fun. A P P
c O no A P P s O n t
e E absolute as you if someone was absent, uh
huh not here yet, Like, how would you spell that?
I mean, wait, absent, absence, not app. I don't know,

(01:13:45):
I don't know, I don't know. I'm saying like, if
you weren't here, you'd be marked absent, like in school
for roll call, if you're at Like, how would you
spell that absent? That's working? Yeah, that'd be a P
P E. And we're with the A P P yeah
you know me uh as A B s E n

(01:14:05):
t e E. And Sammy and Sammy, I mean, you've
got yourself another point two for two. Yeah, she's got
two points already. All right. I would like to say
what he's saying it wrong. I'm not absent, te menace,
even if you think he was maybe mispronouncing in context
absent E person who is employee or I got it

(01:14:32):
election edition of the Dumbass Spelling B Word number three, Menace,
I had you on this one, little buddy tabulation tabulation.
We'll start with you t A b U l A
t I O n the same t A b u

(01:14:57):
l A t I O n A. Right, John, what's up? Greg? Alright?
I don't know nothing on the board. That's good. That's
creaky ash trick. Geez. All right, dumb Ass Spelling B
Election Edition number four, Congressional Sammy, We'll start with you.

Speaker 8 (01:15:20):
C O n g r E s s i O
n a L.

Speaker 2 (01:15:26):
All right, Menace, I don't know. I don't know. C
O n g r E s A n e L.
How would you pronounce that?

Speaker 1 (01:15:37):
Greg, congress congress congress An, I'm sorry, I'm fantasy.

Speaker 2 (01:15:44):
Alright, one more time. C O n g r E
s a n e L. Man, you had that.

Speaker 6 (01:15:52):
You were really close.

Speaker 2 (01:15:53):
Yeah, c O n g r E s s I
O n a L. All right, another point for sam Sammy,
all right, so that's her fourth point, yes, and Menace
has one. Now if they both get this wrong, I
well we know our people that all right. This is

(01:16:14):
the last word word number five, Dumbass Spelling B election edition.
The word is precincts precinct. We'll start with uh, we'll
start with menace on this one. All right, b E
r s I n c k e d what precinct.

(01:16:35):
I don't even recognize that is the word. We don't
know if that's right or we're gonna compare it to Sam? Allright,
want written the same thing, menace one more time?

Speaker 5 (01:16:45):
Precinct b e r s I n c k e
ed precinct be right?

Speaker 2 (01:16:52):
Uh, Sammy, p r e.

Speaker 8 (01:16:56):
S I n c t.

Speaker 2 (01:16:59):
G And I need don't know. How do you feel?

Speaker 8 (01:17:04):
Because I spelled it one way and then it didn't
look right, so I changed.

Speaker 2 (01:17:06):
What's so, what's the other one that you that you
wrote down the first night? It was p r e
c I n c t that's.

Speaker 8 (01:17:15):
It just looked wrong, like, yes, this is how you
spell it.

Speaker 2 (01:17:18):
And I looked at it, and I'm glad you said
the other one because I love being right buddy. Yeah boy,
all right? What was that again? Period? First? Yeah, one
more time? E E r s I n c k
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Speaker 4 (01:17:35):
So he wrote per sync Yeah, per sync per sync yeah,
persinctly yeah, right, percinc lemondo.

Speaker 2 (01:17:46):
Exactly. That's how you did the dumbas spelling me everybody,
this is the Woodie Show. Got a couple of their
stories involving the government. You did see by the way
that Boeing they figured out their favor dispute whatever.

Speaker 5 (01:18:06):
So but surprise it was only uh, what of people
agreed to they told me that part track. Yeah, it's
a majority, but that's still a large percentage that all down.

Speaker 2 (01:18:20):
Yea, yeah, yeah. But also involving Boeing, A couple of
things involving the government. I mentioned. So the auditor for
the Defense Department has found that Boeing and try to
be uh, A surprise when I tell you this, Boeing
overcharged the Air Force for spare parts by and by

(01:18:41):
like a lot.

Speaker 6 (01:18:42):
That's not the Boeing I know.

Speaker 2 (01:18:44):
So the auditor reviewed prices that they paid for forty
six spare parts for C seventeen cargo planes sold to
the Department of Defense between twenty eighteen and twenty twenty two,
found that twelve of them were overpriced, nine seemed to
be reasonably prior, and the auditor was unable to determine
if the prices were fair on the other twenty five items.

(01:19:05):
But then the auditor found that laboratory soap dispensers were
marked up eight thousand percent. Yeah. Since twenty eleven, the
US government has awarded over thirty billion dollars in contracts
to Boeing to purchase these spare parts for the C seventeen.
How much could a soap dispenser cost? Yeah, and they're like, oh,

(01:19:26):
they sent the invoice over, Oh, look at it. But
they don't even look at it. It's more than five dollars.
It's a rip off. Yeah, it's the people's money. Who cares?
Eight thousand percent? Yes, So they sold these parts to
the Air Force marked them up as much as eight
thousand percent. So Boweling's biggest competitor probably is Airbus, well
for commercial stuff. Commercial. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure they're loving it.

Speaker 8 (01:19:49):
Well.

Speaker 2 (01:19:49):
I mean that's for you know, if you want to,
you know, build some commercial planes.

Speaker 6 (01:19:52):
I just did some quick math. I'm not an expert,
but you said it should cost about five bucks.

Speaker 2 (01:19:57):
I mean that's why. I mean for the soap dispense.
Me personally, if it's more than five books, I'm going
to commercial commercial laboratory, say five bucks. Smoke detector or
not smoke detector. So dispenser.

Speaker 6 (01:20:09):
Yeah, marked up eight that's roughly forty grand above.

Speaker 2 (01:20:16):
Yeah, even if it's only five bucks, yeah, diamond flatum,
even if it's a dollar enough. There's also been a
legal battle between lyft, you know, the ride sharing people, Lift,
and the Department of Justice. That's finally been settled. Lift
has agreed to pay two point one million dollars after

(01:20:37):
being accused of exaggerating how much money drivers could make
while working during the pandemic. So they have these advertisements,
you know, on Lift was claiming that drivers can make
over forty dollars an hour in cities like the size
of like San Francisco and Los Angeles and Boston, if
you're in Atlanta, Dallas, Miami, as much as thirty dollars
an hour, when in reality, those figures came from the

(01:21:00):
earnings of the company's top twenty percent of drivers, but
were found to be unattainable by most driver standards. So
since the suit, Lift has now changed the way they
advertised these job openings and they've acknowledged the need for transparency.

Speaker 1 (01:21:16):
Interesting back to the airbus thing real quick, you said
that's Boeing's main competitor, You know how, I only like
to fly silver planes. Yeah, safe color. I think Airbus
should change their name.

Speaker 6 (01:21:28):
Yeah, terrible, man, I thought that from the beginning.

Speaker 2 (01:21:30):
Air Bus totally agree with an air bus that's so jank.
You have the air air From a technology standpoint, man,
Airbus is dope. Like their cockpits compared to cockpits.

Speaker 6 (01:21:45):
So bad ASSAD branding.

Speaker 2 (01:21:47):
Yeah, like air school, like purest kind of PILs and stuff.
They love the Boeings right, and they're like, oh, it's
like the difference between you know, like a like an
autopilot not autopilot kind of literally, but like how people
complain about some of these cars alid touchscreens, like some
people want like I want to manual transmission and yeah

(01:22:09):
yeah yeah it could be like rocket airways. Is it?

Speaker 5 (01:22:12):
Is it weird that I feel fancy when I'm in
the plane that has the Rose Royce engines?

Speaker 2 (01:22:16):
Oh yes, for some reason. Some of them are ge
some of them oh different ones. Yeah yeah really the
people that make your washing dry, right A right, Welcome
back everybody. Hey, yeah, it is Tuesday morning. It is
election day. You might hear a thing or two about

(01:22:38):
that today, possible. I have not yet. Yeah, see we
got the entertainment stuff. Coming up here just a few minutes. Also,
we've got the birthdays to the port of Birthday. But
today November fifth, of course, like I just mentioned election day,
but it's also National Chinese Takeout Day. Yeah, natural Chinese takeout,

(01:22:59):
is it true? The food tastes better and those white containers.

Speaker 5 (01:23:03):
There was this place when I started in radio that
we would get It would stay open till like three
in the morning. Yeah, it was called Hose Hose. Yeah's
it stayed open till We're gonna get some hose or
like hell yeah, let's get some hoes.

Speaker 2 (01:23:16):
It was so freaking good. The best Chinese takeout food
I've ever had is Woo's Open Kitchen. It's in Beaverton, Oregon.
It's still open to this day I've been. That place
is very it was good, right, fine, it is very good.
And then also my favorite Chinese restaurant period is in
San Francisco, and that's called Green Garden. I remember that. Yeah,

(01:23:36):
it's a little hole in the wall place. It's on Broadway.
Is it still ow. Yeah, because hose was in places, Yeah,
hose closed and yeah, then that's a that's a good question.
The addresses again, San Francisco, Green Garden, Yeah, is definitely closed.

Speaker 4 (01:23:57):
There's a new green Garden partedly has been close Vaness
Green Guards.

Speaker 7 (01:24:08):
Dude.

Speaker 4 (01:24:08):
I was walking around San Francisco when I was there
for the Follessome Street Fair recently, and there are just
some stre and again I'm not talking about the tunderline,
which is like the crappy drug dealer you just aft
like as night is falling, the block is taken up
by drug dealers, people selling stolen goods and junkies and

(01:24:29):
loose dogs too.

Speaker 2 (01:24:30):
Like it's it's it's like a movie. It is literal.

Speaker 4 (01:24:33):
You don't want to get out of your car if
you're out of here, podest. If you're a single woman,
you're you're s o l You're not going around certain
neighborhoods not being said, like the neighborhoods that are kind of
like by I guess by the Marina.

Speaker 2 (01:24:45):
Maybe.

Speaker 4 (01:24:45):
Yeah, the really nice ones are still decent. But city
center is it's a no go zone. Yeah, and I'm not.

Speaker 2 (01:24:53):
This is not hyperbole.

Speaker 4 (01:24:54):
This is me feet on the ground closed.

Speaker 2 (01:24:59):
Do that's where they got shot?

Speaker 4 (01:25:02):
Oh yes, yeah a professional football player, pretty big tough dude.

Speaker 1 (01:25:06):
Yeah, it's such a cheap city.

Speaker 2 (01:25:10):
Well, it's American Football Day, it's Bonfire night. Nice, and
it's also National Redhead Day, you guys. Yeah, all right,
some entertainment stuff, little report card. Anybody see Venom three? Remember? Yeah,
Well it's number one of the box office again. The
Wild Robot was number two, Smile Too was in third place.

(01:25:33):
Conclave about the Yeah, and then the movie. Here have
you seen that? Here have you seen?

Speaker 6 (01:25:41):
The previous for that is that the Tom Hanks one. Yes,
it's like a fixed camera.

Speaker 2 (01:25:45):
Yeah, I will not watch that. It's one camera. Yeah,
it's one shot for the entire movie. Sounds awful. Yeah,
it sounds like looks so sad, And it's about these
different families and different things that have happened in this
one spot, in this one house. It's one of those
things that, like, if it was like a really slow

(01:26:06):
Friday or Saturday, I was just looking for something to
watch on, might put it because I love Tom Hanks.

Speaker 6 (01:26:09):
Yeah, and I love the premise.

Speaker 2 (01:26:10):
It's a premise before he gets tied up in all
this like diddy stuff. You know, it was like thirty minutes.
I would check it out. But this sounds like we're
gonna try to make you crime.

Speaker 6 (01:26:20):
Yeah, this is like ultimate eaves dropping in somebody's house.

Speaker 2 (01:26:23):
I love it. There is a movie I have a
question about. It's called Substance.

Speaker 13 (01:26:27):
I don't know how anybody seen it as Demi Moore
in it, but it keeps on popping up in might
feed like consotly social media, like all these clips, but
I can't make sense of it.

Speaker 6 (01:26:37):
Yes, yes, yes, it's it's a it's not in the theaters, right,
it's like a.

Speaker 2 (01:26:41):
I think it's like the streaming maybe I don't know. Yeah,
this is out like a little bit of release.

Speaker 5 (01:26:47):
Yeah, but it's just like there's clip after clip that
makes no sense in my timeline constantly.

Speaker 6 (01:26:53):
Yeah, they u a substance which promises to transform her
into an enhanced version of herself.

Speaker 2 (01:27:00):
It has to be about the aerobics and stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:27:03):
Okay, No, heard some some reviewers talking about this.

Speaker 2 (01:27:07):
Yeah, I say, excuse me. Satirical horror comedy about aging
and there's apparently a lot of nudity. Again, there you go.
I was speaking of Robin Wright and Tom Hanks. You know,
of course they were in Forrest Gump together, and so

(01:27:27):
you know, with her out promoting this new movie, people
are talking about and asking about, Hey, what's it like.
You haven't worked with thomp since you know Forrest Gump.
So did you ever hear the theory that Jenny Jenny
is the villain in Forrest Gump. Yeah, like she pops
in and out of his life whenever it's convenient for her.
You know, she doesn't commit to him until she finds
out that she's got aids from all the horn around,

(01:27:49):
and she brings along the Sun, who she never even
bothered to tell him about anyway. So Stephen Colbert had
Robin Wright on and she said, quote, think about how
she treated Forrest not great. She didn't even try to
defend her own character. Selfish bitch. I know what that,
that's your job. But no, the Internet, though they were
into it, is because the horror apologists say that she

(01:28:10):
is not a jerk. Jenny was sexually abused by her
father and stuff like that tends to leave a psychological mark.
So he is the real villain.

Speaker 6 (01:28:19):
Well, yeah, nobody's going to debate that.

Speaker 2 (01:28:21):
I know what's going to debate that. But it doesn't
mean that she's off the hook for treating poor Forrest
like like a chump.

Speaker 8 (01:28:28):
He also would just show up out of nowhere too,
I mean, it's not like it was only her.

Speaker 6 (01:28:33):
Hi, I invented the have aized day logo.

Speaker 2 (01:28:35):
Yeah, I'm really good at peng pong.

Speaker 8 (01:28:38):
When you showed up to like her college dorm, when
she just like corking up with a guy and she's like, what.

Speaker 2 (01:28:42):
Are you doing here when I'm just come to visit
my friends? Sorry, horror likely had cell phones back then.
Keep going, watch I'm the slow guy back home that
you're just leading on.

Speaker 8 (01:28:56):
I'm saying, is how is she leading him on when
he's the one showing up on his own. It's not
like she's like, hey.

Speaker 2 (01:29:01):
Because she always pops in on him whenever she point
here you go until you have that apple money. Chris
Martin fell through the stage during a cold Play concert
in Australia. Broken fall. I guess there was a crew
member there who was able to grab him before he
smacked right into the floor. Hell right in somebody's arms. Yeah,
but yeah, you got right back up into performing. Margot

(01:29:25):
Robbie and her husband they have a new baby, you guys.
Oh they know what love is now, baby Boy. Game
five the World series attracted an audience of eighteen point
six million people. That's the best audience for a game
five and seven years. Well, no, duh. You got New
York in LA. You can complain about the big cities
all you want, but the two biggest cities in the country,

(01:29:45):
like the New York Metropolitan area has nineteen point five
million people, Los Angeles twelve point five million people in Japan.
So even if nobody outside those areas watched the game,
eighteen point six doesn't seem like that big of a
deal based on that number. You know. True that Netflix
special where Jamie Fox finally opens up about his medical
emergency that's gonna premiere on December the tenth, So they

(01:30:08):
just do like talk shows. Now. I don't know, but
like this is got the conspiracy theory I mean going
because he hasn't mentioned this. So did he think, here's
my question, when Jamie Fox had whatever happened to him happened? Yeah,
did he immediately say, I'm not telling anybody about this
because we're gonna make this into something like I'm gonna
I'm gonna make money.

Speaker 4 (01:30:28):
Well, it's what Chris did with Netflix comedy special. Okay,
I got you.

Speaker 2 (01:30:32):
Yeah, yeah, But apparently he's finally opening up about his
whole thing.

Speaker 5 (01:30:36):
I don't think he did. I just think he had
too much stuff going on, so I didn't want to
go like, all right.

Speaker 2 (01:30:42):
Everybody shut up, because I'm gonna use this to make
money possible.

Speaker 6 (01:30:46):
I mean, it can definitely be one of the one
of the motivations.

Speaker 2 (01:30:49):
Yeah, Appeals Court is upheld the ruling that Ed Sheeran's
Thinking Out Loud does not illegally copy Marvin Gays. Let's
get it on. This thing has been dragging out for
God in the chorts forever, and I'll give you one
little last piece of this here Menace. One of your
favorite songs of all time Johnny Cash's version of the
nine inch nail song Hurt. Finally, all the copies have

(01:31:12):
been deleted. It is considered one of the best covers
of all time. And it almost never happened. You guys
know who Rick Rubin is, right, the producer. He had
to send it to Johnny Cash three different times. He
would send them a burn CD with a bunch of
songs that he thought that he should cover, because I
guess when he would do something new, he'd do like
two or three new songs and fill the rest of
the album out with covers. And each time he would

(01:31:34):
put Hurt first on that CD, and then Johnny Cash
just kept ignoring the song and it was no thanks
Santa Claus. It wasn't until Rick finally got him into
a studio and sang the song to him in person
that Johnny finally understood how good it could be. And

(01:31:55):
the rest is history. The song, especially the music video
for Hurt, so good that even when Trent Reznor himself
saw it, he admitted, quote, it wasn't his song anymore.

Speaker 6 (01:32:05):
Wow, never hear that.

Speaker 2 (01:32:07):
Yeah, some people may not listening, might not have heard
the song. Should we play something now? That's MENACE's favorite.
I'm gonna send thank you. No, it's so good. It's
always great when you're working at a radio station on
a Friday night.

Speaker 5 (01:32:26):
And you're like, everybody's in the mix, you know, it's
party time whatever, and then.

Speaker 2 (01:32:30):
On the playlist, Hurt pops up.

Speaker 6 (01:32:32):
Okay, that's wrong.

Speaker 2 (01:32:34):
Well that's that gets people going, yeah, count it up.
You know how about you're doing the morning show.

Speaker 5 (01:32:40):
You know, people are just like really excited to go
to work that day playing at seven am.

Speaker 2 (01:32:44):
All right, something yeah, Johnny, something in Menace love is
now something that I love? This is pretty cool the
famous hoverboard used in Back to the Future Too. It
is getting the auction block that's the one featured in
the town Square chase scene where Marty McFly has to
get away from Griff Tanner and his gang. Well, this
is signed by Michael J. Fox and others from the movie.

(01:33:05):
It's got a starting bit of one hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 6 (01:33:09):
They know it's not actually overboard.

Speaker 2 (01:33:10):
Ye, And I guess Michael J. Fox's stunt double and
Back to the Future Too is the one who kept
it after the production. And now that he was allowed
to do that, what is his I mean, you know,
if he was allowed to take that and well, I.

Speaker 4 (01:33:22):
Don't think he's all I think, Yeah, I'm sure they
would probably Hey we made this thing, but you have
it because you the back of your.

Speaker 2 (01:33:30):
Hair, the stunt double. Yeah hair take it. Yeah, you
deserve it. Well it was real, Okay, Well, I just
know that I was offered a couple of things from
Mayans offer the things that you heard nothing on that show,
right that you personally wore. You weren't offered like the
one icon it. You weren't offered a Dolorean.

Speaker 8 (01:33:46):
But he personally rode that because he's a stun double, right,
no kidding, So Michael J.

Speaker 2 (01:33:50):
Fox signed it. Here's the thing. I think if he's
actually off now, like he wouldn't if he wasn't allowed
to have it, he wasn't supposed to have it, he
wouldn't be out there now saying like oh.

Speaker 6 (01:33:59):
Yeah, yeah, the no auction house would would would take
it on, correct, because.

Speaker 2 (01:34:03):
That would be considered stolen goods. Right, But I think
we were talking. I think symbolically he stole it, Yeah, symbolically,
I mean, how else to put it? Yeah, well I
think okay, yeah, at the end of well, you hear
about a lot of a lot of people like after
the production's wrapped, you they're going to throw the stuff away,
because that's what they were going to do with this
unknown franchise back to the future.

Speaker 6 (01:34:24):
But back in back in the day, people didn't have
this precious vibe about all these little bits and bobbles
of movies.

Speaker 2 (01:34:33):
You hear about the stuff they got thrown.

Speaker 6 (01:34:34):
Out from big movies exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:34:36):
I'll be taking this here hoverboard and they probably had
a number I know, I know they had a number
of them. It's not like the Hero board. Yeah, that's right.
They call it like if it's the main car that
was on screen or whatever, that would be called the
hero car. So the guy dressed as Darth Vader, he
could just take the lightsaber because he in the helmet.
He might have said, hey, can I take this? Oh yeah, whatever,

(01:34:56):
who cares?

Speaker 4 (01:34:57):
And it's going to the dumpster and they could take
it again. I would believe that if this was an
indie movie that no one cared about. But this is
Back to the Future too, which they it's a billion dollar.

Speaker 6 (01:35:04):
Maybe you should have been on it.

Speaker 2 (01:35:05):
Yeah, maybe that's not me and return it to its
rifle own. That's right. It's a prop shot show. Shimkay,
we're gonna it's shimerdabe, We're gonna sit page. It's shimay.
And you know we don't do all right. Starting with
the celebrities, it's Brian Adams birthday today, Noye summer of

(01:35:26):
sixty nine. You know what I'm Saturday. That's hot job.
Brian is sixty five. Today. You got Chris Jenner, the
overlord of the Kardashian Empire. Guess how old she is?
Greg Let's go with sixty nights. Sixty n Odell Beckham
Junior is thirty two, you got Robert Patrick, Some Scorpion,
the X Files, and the T one thousand and terminated

(01:35:47):
Twater two sixty six. Today Kevin Jonas from The Jonas
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Johnny Greenwood from radio Head is fifty three. We get it,
you're in love with the same Rockwell is fifty six.
He's been a ton of different stuff man in green Mile,
He's a fifty. I don't know under the rock of obscurity.

(01:36:10):
I guess Treasure Bath, Tilda Swinton, The White Witch, the
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even Strange sixty four and then art mother f in
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(01:37:15):
And that is your porno birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And
that is a Tuesday morning election day. Look at what's
happening in the world of entertainment here from the Woody Show.
We're gonna take a quick break. We got some more
Woodie Show for you next. Hang on, We're gonna take
a little bit of a break in the meantime. Please
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(01:37:39):
Woody Show. All right, what's gonna do it for a
Tuesday morning election day? No day? And we did have
a round of zero two political today, because you know,
you got to make everything about politics even when it's
not also a the trending news headlines. Guess that it's

(01:38:00):
all about We checked it on the after hours voicemails.
It's all there Tuesday podcasts. Check it out. Go to
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(01:38:22):
four Woody eight seven seven forty four Woody. Greg Gory
parting words of wisdom.

Speaker 1 (01:38:28):
Please, Yeah, don't run from your feelings, get drunk and
ignore them like a normal person.

Speaker 2 (01:38:35):
Yeah, or like eat them the way some of us do. Yetta,
eat them, drink them. You could do that and it
makes it just go away. It's magic. It's amazing how
that works. Yeah, all right, thank you very much, Greg Gory,
thank you so much for give it the Woodies show
some of your valuable time this morning. You know we'd
love it. Appreciate you for that. Rest of you guys
could suck it. We'll catch you back here on Wednesday.

(01:38:55):
Have a great day. SMD double M. Quit this bitch,