The Woody Show November 6th 2024 Podcast

Jo Koy in studio, News Headlines, Redneck News & More!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It's due to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listen to this question.

Speaker 3 (00:07):
Is it lies the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
It's the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now in session.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
A good morning everybody. Well it's the day after election day.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
The miss the commercial.

Speaker 3 (00:51):
It's it's Wednesday. Well, we're still gonna hear all about
it for a while, but years. Yeah, yeah, let's get
talking about until it's time to start talking about the
the midterm elections. Yeah, which has already started, by the way,
never step yep, it's Wednesday morning. It's November the sixth,
twenty twenty four. When can we start talking about Thanksgiving?

Speaker 2 (01:10):
I know, let's start. Yeah, let's go making menus. I
remember I ordered in right now.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
My name is Whatdy. That is Greg Gory Menace. Good
morning to you, my hungry friend.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Yes, I'm starving.

Speaker 3 (01:22):
We got Gina Hey, there is Sammy Seabasses here. We
got bored, We got Caroline the Woody Show production department. Morgan,
our associate producer, is here. We got von our video producer.
And the phones, of course they're open for you. Are VIP,
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(01:44):
an invite to call in, just do it whenever eight
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text over to two to nine eight seven. Speaking of
friends guests on the show. Here in studio this morning,
comedian Joe Coy.

Speaker 2 (01:57):
Will be Yeah that guy.

Speaker 3 (02:00):
Yeah we know Joe. Yeah, yeah, longtime good friend of
the show. He's got shows coming up everywhere, and uh,
just to get caught up with him. You just he
called Sammy over the weekend, just wanted to know if
he can he can pop y. So we're like, of course,
we always tell these people open invite.

Speaker 4 (02:14):
Yeah, come on.

Speaker 3 (02:16):
Joe and Bert Kreischer like the two that really take
us up on that. Absolutely, But Joe Coy will be
ian studio with us today. We'll get caught up in
all the trending news headlines and we got some entertainment stuff.
Get the Birthday's porn ofup Birthday and more this morning
Wednesday here on the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
All Right, So Greg and I.

Speaker 3 (02:34):
Think this is like, you know, really uncomfortable and pathetic
and just kind of sad when you see like the
tiny home stuff.

Speaker 5 (02:41):
Yeah, and then it says it looks awesome. Yeah, I
find it fascinating.

Speaker 3 (02:44):
It is it fascinating. But you say like like you
would love to live doing You've said that before. I
don't know if you still feel that way in a second.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
I would like to stay in one for the weekend.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
Yeah, it's cool, but not your main residence.

Speaker 2 (02:57):
Yeah, could you do it? No? Please? I mean you're
you could probably live. I could do it.

Speaker 6 (03:02):
And again as a small dog, small person, right right,
But if I was like Jina or Greg in a
couple and have somebody else living in it with me, no.

Speaker 2 (03:10):
Even alone, I couldn't have you can do it alone.
They have these bedrooms where the bed is what six
inches from the ceiling, Yeah, so closer. That what I
want to be a fan of.

Speaker 3 (03:20):
To mention that you wake up and you wake up
in the middle of the nine you clunk your head.

Speaker 2 (03:23):
Yeah yeah, but.

Speaker 4 (03:24):
If you fall down.

Speaker 6 (03:25):
This was in big open space. When I opened the door,
I'd be with.

Speaker 4 (03:28):
That's like a cat.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
You saw what menace I said that the ones that
the ones that are like open concept, like she was
talking about that, the ones that don't have the space
where you're like looking up at the ceiling.

Speaker 2 (03:40):
Yeah, totally down with that.

Speaker 3 (03:42):
Well, in San Francisco, demand is reportedly through the roof.
Now this takes the tiny house living to a whole
new dimension. You have to put it, uh, sleeping pods
that cost seven hundred dollars a month. So this startup Coffin, Yeah,

(04:02):
the startup that's based out of what used to be
a downtown San Francisco bank. For that seven hundred dollars
monthly rental fee, you receive a sleeping pod space measuring
three and a half feet by four feet by six
and a half feet, along with internet utilities, access to
a shared bathroom and kitchen.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
No not in San Francisco.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
The company says that they've now got seventeen beds left
empty and three hundred applications to take them.

Speaker 7 (04:33):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (04:35):
City officials have flagged the company for unauthorized conversion of
an office building for residential so it just not zoned
back way.

Speaker 5 (04:41):
That's how they try to pop eli musk at Twitter
when the employees starts sleeping there.

Speaker 3 (04:47):
All right, yeah yeah, But anyway, they're awaiting confirmation of
their latest approval application, which was submitted back in July.
But dude, I've seen stuff like that. There are certain
airports international that have like those sleeping pods. Yeah, yeah,
I daily mentioned that Japan they have Japan's maybe that's where.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
Yeah, they have.

Speaker 5 (05:06):
Them, but they're just made for napping, they're not made
to live in.

Speaker 2 (05:09):
Yeah. It's not that I've ever been on one, but
it sounds like a sleeper car in a train.

Speaker 3 (05:14):
Yeah, like the size of that menace. Here's something else.
Apparently there's a trend in hotels where they're removing bathroom
doors to make the bathrooms look more sleek and modern.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
Okay, absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (05:27):
And instead of.

Speaker 3 (05:28):
Doors, hotels have started installing these flimsy curtains or frosted
or fogged glass saloon doors, sometimes.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Nothing at all.

Speaker 3 (05:40):
This is a cause some people to complain, but hotel
management just says something along the lines of, you know,
our bathroom designs are part of a unique concept, blah
blah blah, modern experience, open experience.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
Kind of like saloon doors. I think that'd be fun
to the bathroom if you're alone, you're taking a duty.

Speaker 4 (05:55):
Yeah, let your wallet do the talk, and do not
stay at these hotels.

Speaker 2 (05:58):
Well I told you what happened.

Speaker 3 (05:59):
This is it was the standard hotel, stay of the place,
the standard hotel downtown Los Angeles. This is a number
of years ago. I went to LA to do a
broadcast from the Grammy Awards, and so you know, they
always are trying to like, you know, put us up
in a nice place and the whole thing, and so
the standards is very kind of like, you know, sleek hipster.

(06:20):
You know, it's a lot of like concrete and glass
and stuff. And so I got into my room and
in my in my room, everything was glass and mirrorsstics.

Speaker 2 (06:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (06:32):
So the bathroom, the shower kind of sat between the
main part of the room and the bathroom right like
on that wall, but that that whole wall was glass,
so if you were like sitting in the room, you
could just watch whoever's showering.

Speaker 2 (06:46):
It's clear glass. Yeah, yeah, so weird.

Speaker 3 (06:48):
And then the other side was like a curtain that
you could pull, but the curtain just went to the
little hallway that was where the door was right anyway,
mirror on the inside of that, okay, And so all
you could do is when you're sitting on the toilet
taking a dump, and you get a really good view
of yourself. The most idea, the most unflattering look, slash

(07:09):
angle everywhere.

Speaker 2 (07:10):
Good.

Speaker 3 (07:10):
So anyway, at the time, I was two hundred and
sixty pounds, I'm sitting on the throne taking a dump.
I got to look at myself in the mirror and
was disgusted.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
Did you just laugh the whole time? I did not
laugh at all. I was mad.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
I was really mad. Anyway, I was living in Chicago
the time. Left the Grammy broadcast when it was over,
flew back to Chicago, landed, dropped my bag off of
my house, walked this is in February when the Grammys
hap it was cold in Chicago. Walked from my house
to the closest gym, which was a crunch gym. I
signed up for like almost three grand worth of personal
training and a membership right there. And so between February

(07:46):
and then my sister was getting married at the end
of June, I lost seventy pounds.

Speaker 4 (07:49):
Wow this thing.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Oh yeah, I was so disgusted.

Speaker 3 (07:53):
So as I saw myself and how gross I was
sitting on the toilet with all this glass and mirrors.

Speaker 4 (07:58):
So do that at home. Put a mirror up on
your chair.

Speaker 3 (08:01):
Yeah, lot of mirrors to that to me. I get
the same effect now, just with a regular mirror. Don't
even be seriously, don't.

Speaker 2 (08:07):
Even need be.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
There's another toilet mirror. At that time, there wasn't a
ton of video and pictures like that were posted. There
was no social media. You and your mirror, just you
and the mirror. We get daily reminders on how gross
are now.

Speaker 2 (08:18):
Yeah, there's a lot of hotels that do this glass
shower thing or a glass door to the toilet. And
even if you're a married couple, I don't want I
don't know you're watching me shower. I don't need you
watching me poops.

Speaker 5 (08:29):
All these feacophiliacs out there design a bathrooms.

Speaker 2 (08:34):
I mean, I don't.

Speaker 3 (08:34):
I don't want to see my wife, you know, taking
a dump. But I mean if, yeah, if she's there showering,
like but you know, I'm not maybe I won't. Here's
the thing. I'm gonna be cool about it because you
know it acts like you've been there, guys like, I'm
not gonna stare, it'll be all thirsty. Yeah, I'm not
gonna stare, but like, you know, a glance, Yeah, sure,
I don't take a look. Also, hotels are getting creative

(08:55):
when it comes to bringing in that side money because
ocupancy rates there and it's still not back to the
pre pandemic level, so they say, although I find it
be just as expensive as.

Speaker 2 (09:05):
They ever are stupid money.

Speaker 3 (09:07):
Many resorts are turning to selling day passes as a
way to squeeze some extra money out of people.

Speaker 2 (09:13):
I love the day pass.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
Yeah, so locals and travelers they can use the pools
and the spas and the other luxuries without actually having
to stay overnight that all the time, and the hotels
make money from stuff that might you know, otherwise just
sit empty. And so it's a trend that's catching on
pretty fast. Major chains Hilton for example, they've jumped on board.
And if you're on a budget and you're traveling, it's

(09:35):
a chance to live it up without going broke and
staying there. Although I don't like it if you are
staying at a place and you want to go use
like say the pool for example, and you're not saying
in a big, huge place and like all the good
spots are taken up by people there on day pass undesirables. Yeah,
well they should have, like you know, it's you know,
some areas that are just reserved for people who are guests.

Speaker 5 (09:57):
Yes, yeah, I do go to some resorts like that
because I'm a big day pass user, and they do
have like one section that is just for people that
are staying at the hotel.

Speaker 3 (10:08):
Yeah, okay, because the places that I've been and where
I'm like, man like the people, good spots, all these
people are here on day passes.

Speaker 2 (10:15):
Yeah. The one thing I really hate, and it's probably
universally hated. Does this chap your ask, Greg, really grind
your gears is paying let's say, forty bucks to park.
How else am I going to get to your hotel
if I drove there? I get it, like you you
maybe they're just not aware, like yeah, no, like room
service obviously, extra restaurants, extra drinks, extra, Yeah, but parking

(10:39):
is kind of a given.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
And don't forget the resort fee whatever that means.

Speaker 2 (10:43):
Yeah, that means.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
But if you sign up for their app, Greg, they'll
waive that fee and then they'll give you the most
basic level internet services. Get the app they need to
log into, like every four seconds.

Speaker 5 (10:55):
You didn't go to the refresh, refresh, refresh and say
I'm staying here, but I'm.

Speaker 2 (10:59):
Staying here, I'm Greg Gory and I got your app
four minutes ago.

Speaker 3 (11:04):
I'm staying here eight seven seven forty four. Woody hit
us up of the text over to two two nine
eight seven. We're gonna take a quick break more Wednesday,
Woody Show is next. Hang on, don't go anywhere.

Speaker 2 (11:16):
The Woody Show will be right back. Hey, it's menace.

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Speaker 3 (11:36):
Well, we're into another new hour insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. Thank you for being here, Woody, Greg
you menace. Hi, we got Gina grem Hey.

Speaker 2 (11:49):
There's Sea Mass.

Speaker 3 (11:50):
We got Sammy and our good friend comedian Joe Coy Here.

Speaker 8 (11:57):
What's up, dog, I'm here. I'm so excited right now.
I've been talking about this for a long time.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
I don't even see your eyes. Care he's speaking? You
want me to yeah? Right here?

Speaker 8 (12:05):
We have a cuter screen in front of you, Woody wall,
look where his eyes would be. Yeah, you're that guy,
that guy. What's what's the matter over your eyes?

Speaker 2 (12:14):
What did you do?

Speaker 9 (12:16):
L Yes, Oh my god, I'm so sorry talking about
your I'm so sorry his future prescription, those transitions, I
thought they looked good.

Speaker 3 (12:34):
I thought I thought you were doing like I'm a simon.

Speaker 8 (12:37):
Yeah, did you know they looked hinted?

Speaker 2 (12:43):
Stop real, stop it just in his eyelashes look so dark?
Start right now? Yeah, before I go here. It's a thing, though,
does that?

Speaker 10 (12:58):
Does?

Speaker 5 (12:59):
Thank you me?

Speaker 2 (13:00):
Right now? I had never heard of that. I never
heard of that. I never even to Sammy and Menace
saying so that you.

Speaker 6 (13:06):
Don't have to put that scare on darker, you set
them darker all the time.

Speaker 3 (13:10):
Yeah, that's chick stuff.

Speaker 8 (13:11):
Yeah, eyelashes they look Yeah, I don't understand this whole
trend about the eyelashes.

Speaker 2 (13:18):
No, I have prescription blasts.

Speaker 11 (13:20):
I know.

Speaker 8 (13:21):
You ever wear sunglasses of the prescription and you go
in somewhere and you just forget that they're or I
just don't.

Speaker 2 (13:26):
Care and you just keep wearing them. Look, I would
go to the piece. I would walk into a store
with prescription sunglasses and leave them on because I helped me.
See why did you guys say something? Dam thank you?

Speaker 3 (13:39):
Because I thought for sure, WHOA.

Speaker 8 (13:42):
You can't five and a half and then eyelashes mad tinted,
I can see your beautiful face. Now I feel like it,
like that whole time before the radio, even before we
went on the air. Now I feel like a jerk
because I was wearing sunglass for it was a douche move.
But I wish you guys would have said, hey, your

(14:02):
sunglasses are on?

Speaker 2 (14:03):
Well Joekoy.

Speaker 3 (14:04):
His latest Netflix special is called Live from Brooklyn at
Premiere this year, was filmed obviously in Brooklyn, this big
historic theater, No Good and so, of course you can
see all of his specials everything. They're all on Netflix
at this point. But he's got his Just Being Koy Tour,
which is making its way all over our fine land,
including this Friday where the wood Is Show is doing

(14:25):
a wood Is Show field trip what with a bunch
of listeners and we're going to go to Joe's show
on Friday night. They're a t Mobile arena in Las Vegas,
and then we're gonna hang out the listeners who won
their way there and us and Joe.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
We're all going to hang out at the show. Yes
we are. Yeah, it's cool.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
And tickets are on sale for the show at t
mobile if you go to joekoy dot com. Are you
still doing the thing? And everybody in the three hundred
level gets like merchandise.

Speaker 8 (14:51):
Yeah, okay, I'm bringing a whole bunch of stuff for
the two hundred section. I just realized because people started
dealing with top but it's so up top.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
It's the two intersections, and yeah, we're gonna bring it.

Speaker 3 (15:05):
Yeah, and then they.

Speaker 8 (15:06):
See me on I'm sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt you.
So I'm like, I'm like throwing merch out to like
like people at the end of the show, you know,
on the first level, and people were like.

Speaker 2 (15:17):
What about news?

Speaker 3 (15:18):
Yeah, dude, you got to get one of those t
shirts I have.

Speaker 2 (15:23):
You have do go on stage and shoot it for me. Yes,
you're so lucky.

Speaker 4 (15:27):
That's probably one of his dreams.

Speaker 3 (15:28):
Just so one of those two shirts slingshots. I ever
seen those, I've.

Speaker 8 (15:31):
Seen that that takes people out. Yeah, those takes people
completely out.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
We bought one and we used it one of my
old radio stations, and the rule was for liability purposes.
You had to shoot it at at least a forty
five degree angle.

Speaker 2 (15:44):
Yeah, oh yeah, yeah rules.

Speaker 8 (15:47):
I gave the gun to my son for the first
time on stage and go here you go and he's like, no, Dad, anyway,
it just went off like.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Straight straight, second row and we just grabbed it.

Speaker 8 (15:59):
From like, thank god it did hit anybody.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
I like the one that shoots hot dogs. You gotta
get that. Oh yeah. Oh and then they have the
drones where you can drop stiff. Yeah, that's amazing.

Speaker 3 (16:09):
That's pretty cool. All right stuff. So some Joe Coy
shows and other Woody show City's got November sixteenth, Redding, PA,
November twenty ninth and thirtieth, and December first in Honolulu,
because I know you always go big when you go
to Honolulu.

Speaker 2 (16:22):
Oh, we added a third show. You sold those two out.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
I said, November twenty ninth, thirtieth, and December first. Yeah,
December sixth and seventh, Long Beach, those are sold out.
February sixth, Louisville, Kentucky, February twenty first, Norfolk, Virginia, February
twenty eighth, Indianapolis, and then March first, Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

Speaker 2 (16:42):
All woodies show up. No they're not.

Speaker 3 (16:45):
Yeah, that's why I'm mentioning that you guys are big.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
No we're not. You guys are big.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
No, we're just in the good area right now. Yeah, spots.

Speaker 2 (16:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
But anyway, so things been going well.

Speaker 8 (16:56):
Yeah, you know what's cool? Can I, guys, can I
tell you something really cool? I did this on my
special Brooklyn special, right, talked about rich Homey Kwan and
I did Biggie the differences, and then you know, it
went super viral. And then I get a call from
the Biggiest State. And now I'm on the phone with
Biggie's mom, right, Missus Wallace, and.

Speaker 2 (17:19):
She's like, thank you for keeping my son's legacy. I'll
bet he would be proud, and thank you for doing this.
And it was the coolest phone call in the world.
So surreal.

Speaker 8 (17:28):
So now I got this shirt, you know, with his
face on it. It says, you know, spread love, It's
the Brooklyn Way. And then they put my quote that
I said on stage on the back. So I have
this shirt with Biggie and the Biggiest State. So it's
like a legit collab with BIGGI. Yeah, it's really cool
and and like proceeds go to like some of the
things that they're working on.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
Yeah, I have a parenting question for you. In fact,
Gina and I were just talking about this last week.
But uh, let's take the break first, because this is
going to be something I really want to get because
you're always good with sharing family stuff, and you've certainly
shared enough stories about your son who's still working for you.

Speaker 8 (18:02):
Right, Yes, it's a sweetheart employee of the month employee.

Speaker 2 (18:07):
H how win that? Crazy? It's crazy? There's no ballots.
What do they call that, Craig, it's the Yeah, yeah,
how did you even get their job to begin with,
let alone employee of the month.

Speaker 3 (18:24):
Anyway, I do have the incredible a parenting question because
he's like an adult now, especially legal adult. But see,
I'm still going through it.

Speaker 8 (18:32):
Gene is still going through Oh, Gene's got a long
way to go. Wait, I think your kids are the same, right,
yours are older?

Speaker 7 (18:39):
Right?

Speaker 4 (18:39):
Mine's nine.

Speaker 2 (18:40):
I thought you was younger.

Speaker 4 (18:42):
He was a few years ago.

Speaker 2 (18:44):
Yeah, mine's high school. Fifteen, was in high school. My
daughter's twelve. Oh my wait, hold your son fifteen? Oh
my god.

Speaker 8 (18:52):
I know it's done, by the way, it's done now, yeah,
I'll be parent listening right now.

Speaker 2 (18:56):
If your kid is like fourteen or fifteen, it's done.

Speaker 4 (18:59):
Okay, that merded.

Speaker 2 (19:02):
Yeah, it's like you're no longer cool dad anymore. It's like, oh,
you're with that dork.

Speaker 5 (19:06):
And it's like when you're gonna see your children like
pretty much by like eighteen or something like that.

Speaker 2 (19:13):
After that, after that today it's to day a year.

Speaker 3 (19:15):
Yeah, yeah, you're the worst. You're the worst one. Who's
the honest one here?

Speaker 2 (19:22):
All right?

Speaker 3 (19:22):
But we do have a question for you. We'll get
to that after the break. Joe Coy is here. Fun
him on social media at Joe Coy j O ko
Y and his latest Netflix special Line from Brooklyn, streaming
now on Netflix.

Speaker 8 (19:35):
So what.

Speaker 2 (19:38):
Joe Coy is here? Come on, let's go. And I
don't know how long ago you did this, but I
only recently watched. It was when you did Dinnertime Live
with David Chang. Oh yeah, it made me so damn jealous.
That food looked so damn good. Can I say something Greg?
So much fun? Greg Menice.

Speaker 8 (19:58):
I'm going because I know you guys are foodies, all right,
I'm going to tell you right now that.

Speaker 2 (20:02):
Dude can cook.

Speaker 8 (20:03):
Yeah, there's a reason why that guy at the show
It's Easy, really good.

Speaker 5 (20:08):
No, brought it up too, because I didn't want to
ask you this question because when you were on that show,
you kept on saying how you love stuff really hot,
like piping hot, not like flavor hot, but this actual
heat itself. Yes, and at a point where you can't
even keep it in your mouth, and you said that's.

Speaker 8 (20:25):
Enjoyable because if you're gonna have soup, it has to
be hot. That's the worst thing when you go to
a restaurant and can I have the soup and it's
like lukewarm sitting out.

Speaker 2 (20:38):
Off the top of your mouth. I want to be
able to go like this same thing.

Speaker 3 (20:43):
My mom was always big on food being piping hot hot. Yeah,
And so my wife she is the worst. She's the
lukewarm no deliverer, like like, we'll have maybe some leftover
or whatever. She goes, Hey, you want me to heat
that up for you. I'm like, yes, but triple whatever
the time is that you were.

Speaker 2 (20:59):
Going to put it in there. She'll take a.

Speaker 3 (21:01):
Full refrigerated meal forty five seconds. I go for a
full serving barely a protein, a vegetable and a starch
yeh forty five seconds and I'll go like, did.

Speaker 2 (21:14):
You just eat this up like an hour ago?

Speaker 3 (21:16):
And I said, no, hot, because I don't know what
the problem is, Like, why do you want something so hot?

Speaker 2 (21:21):
I mean, I got to know.

Speaker 8 (21:21):
Maybe I got that from my mom. I guess no,
I think that's anyone that's normal. I want hot hot,
but not just like pipping hot where I can not
even chew on it.

Speaker 3 (21:31):
So we're hanging out, uh that kind of for the
show in Vegas on Friday. There's a place right by
T Mobile Arena, best friend. I love, yeah place, dude,
roy CHOI, oh, I've never been.

Speaker 2 (21:44):
You have been good? I never been.

Speaker 5 (21:48):
Yes, we shut that place down, dude.

Speaker 2 (21:50):
Are you serious? We shut it down again though, right
of course. Okay, well it's his place. Let's go. It's
so good, let's go.

Speaker 3 (21:58):
You're just talking about, you know, people that are like
hanging out, people who can are like really cook. Oh yeah,
not going going on. It's not like going on. Something's
burning with the Burt Chriser. What kind of cooking's going
on there?

Speaker 8 (22:11):
What's funny is you do Burt Show and it's like
they really have like this produced plan of what you're
going to cook, and it's like it just turns into chaos,
and I'm like, why do you guys even have this, Like,
why do you even have an idea? It's just like
give him the stove and just let him throw stuff.
Like Joe, I had this idea that we were going
to make Bert stop, you know, put a pop tart

(22:32):
in the toaster exactly.

Speaker 3 (22:34):
Eight seven seven forty four Woodie text us two to
eighty seven.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
I can handle twelve men at once.

Speaker 3 (22:42):
It's appropriate even if I'm small, I can handle every reason.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
What's your body car tense ten. That's how you play
the Dirty Mines game. We know who you are? Show
all right, welcome back. Joe Coy is here. Hell yeah,
we're going to me hanging.

Speaker 3 (23:00):
Joe after his show on Friday. He's a t Mobile
arena in Las Vegas. If you're listening in Vegas. Tickets
are available now if you go to Joecoy dot com.
It's j O Koy dot com. And then before Joe leaves,
I'll mention all the other Woodies show cities and everything
he's gonna be coming through between now and March first.

(23:21):
But it's a it's a lot of them, and we've
talked about doing some of these other WOODI show field
trips to some of these other cities and so.

Speaker 2 (23:27):
Week have fun. Yeah, it'd be fun.

Speaker 3 (23:29):
I mean it's a chance to hang with your fans
who were also our fans, and you know, perfect Yes,
that's a perfect merit. I love it all right. So
I told you I had a parenting question. Gena and
I were talking about this. How did it like when
you had the conversation with your son? Because your son
is how old now he's twenty one, he's twenty one.
I had never had the conversation.

Speaker 4 (23:46):
With never know, how'd you get out of that?

Speaker 2 (23:49):
I think? I think I think iPhone does it for you.

Speaker 8 (23:52):
Oh yeah, I don't think it's no longer a thing
anymore when I was a kid.

Speaker 3 (23:56):
But it never came to you with questions on anything.
Or we're talking about like the X talk. Guys, we
haven't figured that out.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
Anybody has the conversation. I don't think they did, either
of you.

Speaker 4 (24:05):
I tread lightly because I love that stuff. I'm like,
let's get honest.

Speaker 2 (24:10):
But then my husbands like sex with a nine year old.
It's so great propriate finish talk about because we're going
to talk about blue ball.

Speaker 4 (24:29):
Nobody said jack to me about anything, and I don't
want this kid to have to figure it out the
hard way.

Speaker 2 (24:35):
See that's what they don't, you know.

Speaker 3 (24:39):
My wife said about that too, like her parents told
her nothing. There was a conversation about even like a
period or.

Speaker 4 (24:46):
Not even the period anything sex talks, but period. Yeah,
I got to I got zero zero period talk.

Speaker 8 (24:55):
Imagine a girl just running into the living room is bleeding.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
We don't talk about that.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
My mom even told because I had mentioned, uh that
to my mother at one point. I'm like, well, I said,
I remember having like somewhat of a conversation. Yeah, like
she had bought she did, like you know, like this
is so my mom, Like she went on and she
bought like this book that was geared to her kids
of my age and whatever, and it.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
Was like, you know, one of those when a man
and a woman really loved each other kind of type things.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
And anyway, so I said, well, we didn't really have
that kind of thing, but my wife took the opportunity.
Once there was a question about a period or like
a baby, my wife went into great detail with both
of them in the car, they were like captive audience.
And so when when they got home, they were both

(25:49):
kind of horrified and go, what the hell is going on?
I thought maybe like somebody had gotten in trouble, there
was an argument or whatever. No. I asked mom one
simple question, and she went in this whole big, long
thing about like sex.

Speaker 2 (26:01):
And periods, sperm. Oh my god, what did you do?

Speaker 4 (26:07):
That's scientific?

Speaker 2 (26:09):
I know, but she's like, I saw the opening.

Speaker 3 (26:10):
I went for it because and she told me a
story about how you know, her mom never said anything
to her about anything, and it was two for one,
and I know, I forget how it came up, but
I mentioned that to my mother and my mom was like, well,
that was kind of like my experience. Like her, my
grandmother never had a conversation with my mom, you know.

Speaker 8 (26:28):
And I have to have a conversation with these kids.
Kids are like Apple computers. You just open the box
and it just works. There's no instructure, manual, he just
press power.

Speaker 2 (26:37):
But you want to put anything in that box?

Speaker 3 (26:39):
Ca Okay, So okay, so you weren't you weren't, No shock,
You don't you know what the question is? Huh, you
don't even know what the question is?

Speaker 2 (26:51):
Well you did. Did I talk to my kid about it?

Speaker 3 (26:53):
But you you weren't worried about like Joe not knowing
certain things. And then like, you know, some girl ends
up pregnant. You're a guy, I you know, you got
you got some money.

Speaker 8 (27:02):
And I just said condoms, that's all I said. Yeah,
it was like one day I just looked and went, hey, man,
I left the house.

Speaker 3 (27:15):
There's another radio buddy of mine who was just telling
me a story about how I think his son sixteen
and he just caught him banging in his house.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
And he's like, he's.

Speaker 3 (27:26):
I walked in. He's the one that found him too. Like,
so he walked in, he's in there, he's, you know,
he's slamming with his girlfriend. He's like uh huh nope,
and the girl like ran out of there. And then
he said he took him to the store and they
picked out the biggest box of condoms, like the one
hundred and fifty packs Costco. And he made him go
there was a target, and he made him go to

(27:47):
the checkout they found like whoever the cutest looking girl
was there and made him go through line by himself
and paid for him. And then my, my, buddy actually
had a really good.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Line about it.

Speaker 3 (27:57):
He said, uh, this is protection, not permission.

Speaker 2 (28:01):
Yeah. I thought that was a great line. Yeah, that's
a good look.

Speaker 3 (28:03):
It was the first time you ever put on a
condom when you were actually having sex. Yeah, yeah, yeah,
it was the first time. Yeah you never like testro one.

Speaker 2 (28:10):
Oh yeah, you know by yourself. What's your question? Can
we say that or no?

Speaker 8 (28:16):
Yeah, you're you're saying put the condom on, just because
here's the thing you never did that.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
Did you do that?

Speaker 12 (28:23):
Right?

Speaker 4 (28:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (28:24):
Public I do. I have done that. Not only did
I do it, but when I did it, I thought, oh,
I'm not supposed to be doing.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
This kind of cool, Like I was kind of embarrassed
by even though obviously I was the only one there.

Speaker 2 (28:37):
Yeah, but uh, that'd be crazy. The three other dudes
like this crazy.

Speaker 3 (28:44):
Fun.

Speaker 2 (28:44):
You guys don't go to bed.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
Like all the goonies down the well and they're like,
all right, guys, mikey breaks, I look, I found.

Speaker 2 (28:49):
On my mom's my mom's cabinet.

Speaker 12 (28:51):
No.

Speaker 3 (28:51):
But anyways, so like, uh yeah, because I didn't want
to figure like, Okay, if the time ever came right
that I was gonna want to to use it. Yeah,
they want to be like some sucker who didn't know
it through it and saying God like, that's because if
you if you put it on the wrong way, it
doesn't roll.

Speaker 2 (29:05):
I got it looks like a cool little ski.

Speaker 3 (29:08):
And then I also wonder, like what the difference in
the field and you know what to expect.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
Yeah, it's called planning.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
And then it also made for a pretty easy clean
up because you're like, well, pretty it is on.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
I guess we should just make sense. Yeah, I do
that away.

Speaker 5 (29:22):
Do you at least get your son a sea ring?
At least at least.

Speaker 2 (29:26):
Yeah, because you want to at.

Speaker 8 (29:27):
Least you know, it's like a family heirroom.

Speaker 2 (29:32):
Gave it to me, and now I've given it to
you my own ceiling.

Speaker 13 (29:35):
This is.

Speaker 2 (29:38):
Your son.

Speaker 8 (29:39):
Make your grandma for this, Grandma the family crest on it.
Don't lose that sea ring.

Speaker 2 (29:49):
You'll give it to your boy one day.

Speaker 8 (29:52):
It's like a black and white with those black and
white commercials.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
It's made of like your grandpa and iron fire. We
shot it out of it. It's very valuable that I'm
telling you now. Yes, it's for her pleasure. Yeah, I see.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
There were some scrapes on the side of it. That's
because we had we thought we're gonna have to cut
it off.

Speaker 2 (30:21):
Your grandfather. Guess he got a little too tight in there.

Speaker 3 (30:24):
But then we just had to think about Grandma a.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
Couple more time.

Speaker 6 (30:32):
Here.

Speaker 2 (30:33):
Yeah, yeah, something that.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
You can find him on Instagram and on social media
at Joe Coy j O k o y. His latest
Netflix special is called Joe Coy Live from Brooklyn. You
can see that along with his other specials there on Netflix.
And you can see him performing across the country these
different places, just being Koy Tour. For tickets to more info,
go to Joe Koy dot com. We're gonna take a
quick break more with Joe next on The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (30:57):
Hang up, We'll be right back.

Speaker 4 (31:03):
Could you better give it up with these pear shape men?

Speaker 2 (31:05):
Look just like the Mom Show. All right, Welcome back, everybody.
Joe Cooy is here. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (31:14):
So the only other local besides Long Beach because those
are both sold out December sixth and seven. And then
is that it for for SoCal I mean other than
Vegas on on Friday, I mean for the for the
rest of this year and then next year.

Speaker 8 (31:28):
You know, it's crazy is I have the big announcement,
but I'm gonna do it on this show exclusively. It's massive, Okay, massive,
all right, I'll tell you off the air.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
Okay, So are these the shows that I'm opening for you?
Is that the I would love you you? He was
trying to get me to do that, like years ago.

Speaker 4 (31:48):
We will make you do it. I mean, we know
people have done it.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
They can't make me do it, but I could make
you if he really wants to have a terrible show.
But he's all about the audience. Did your crowd work
is really good?

Speaker 2 (31:59):
Thank you good? Yeah? I love that stuff.

Speaker 3 (32:01):
That's when yeah, that to me, that's when you can
really tell who's a really good comic. There's a lot
of people who can write, yeah, you know, and so
a lot of comics spend all this time and they'll work,
you know, forty five minutes to an hour material to
go out. They'll practice it and they'll fine tune it
and everything else. But you can really see what somebody's
made up from like a comedy standpoint. Yeah, it's like
TV people, they're really good at reading teleprompters. But there

(32:22):
are some who are really good just in a casual
situation where they're out on the street and like you
could tell like those are the people who are super talented.
And that's one thing I've always noticed about you and
that your shows and you'll bring it back throughout the show.
I know that's a technique in comedy technique, people call back.
There's several callbacks. Aren't easy write them, not at all.

(32:44):
So but I'm saying, like, I remember we saw your
San Jose. The place is connected to chop House. What's
a what's the what's the comedy place in Brea? Yeah, yeah,
so we were there and uh, anyway, like there was
a guy and I forget what job he had, but man,
you kept bringing that You kept bringing that guy into
it was so funny.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Thank you. I love it.

Speaker 8 (33:07):
That's my favorite thing that when I when I can
call it back or tied into another joke and it'll
be at the end and I'll set it up to
where it's like they have no idea I'm going left
with it and then blow them.

Speaker 2 (33:18):
I'll hit it the end like I don't know what
it is.

Speaker 8 (33:20):
Like I even told my son one time, it's like
sometimes I'll just say something and I don't even know
where I'm going, Like I don't even know where I'm going,
and then for some reason it works out.

Speaker 2 (33:31):
It's it's it's crazy.

Speaker 5 (33:32):
It's wild because I just saw you in Ontario, and
it's not like you're just calling back to one person
like thirty minutes later. Yeah, you're doing like five different
people in the audience and tying them all together at
the same time, and like sometimes going back to that
person that you first talked.

Speaker 2 (33:49):
About like forty minutes later.

Speaker 5 (33:50):
Yeah, in the audience in like tied in perfectly into
your act where it seems like it was almost set up.

Speaker 2 (33:55):
It is so perfect. Thank you man. I love it. It's
my favorite thing. You know where I how I I
like tighten that up.

Speaker 8 (34:02):
Is like when I was at the Improvs right, I
was doing improvs a lot like I like, if you
go to the Brave Improv, you'll see something that says
like a hundred shows or something like that sold out.
But like it got to the point where it was
like I'm no longer performing for the crowd.

Speaker 2 (34:17):
It's like I want to try and.

Speaker 8 (34:20):
Make the staff happy because if they become robots, because
it's like they see so many shows in the road
of the same time.

Speaker 2 (34:27):
All right, So my goal.

Speaker 8 (34:28):
Is like, nah, this is the second show tonight, and
it's gonna be a different show, and you're gonna say it,
and you're you're gonna come up to be and say
something like it was always my goal for the staff
to go Yo, that was different. So that that I
think that's where that came from. It's like this thing
where I have to change my act. Like I know
people are coming back to see me, so I want
to make sure that they see a different show.

Speaker 2 (34:49):
I'd better see a different show. It's all I know.
We're Vegas.

Speaker 3 (34:53):
Better what is show Field Trip? You made such a
big deal about it. It better be a different show.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
You better be good. You better be good. You're great
your people to come out here. Did my part? You
need to do more. I did my part. You need
to do more. I need you to throw a shirt.
December sixth and seventh, throw can you throw?

Speaker 10 (35:11):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (35:12):
You promised me the canon too? December sixth and seventh
and Long Beach. Those shows are sold out, but we'll
see you Friday in Vegas. Joekoy dot com for tickets
show and Joe Cooy is here here and he's got

(35:34):
his latest Netflix special Joe Coy Live from Brooklyn, that
premiere earlier this year, but it's it's up there along
with all of his other stand up specials.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
You can check that out and his Just.

Speaker 3 (35:45):
Being Coy Tour ko Y Tour that's gonna be at
T Mobile Arena in Las Vegas this Friday.

Speaker 2 (35:52):
What is shown? What do you show?

Speaker 3 (35:53):
Listeners will be there in force For tickets, they're still
available limited tickets.

Speaker 2 (36:00):
Okoy dot com. It's j O ko.

Speaker 3 (36:01):
Why it's true you're the only comedian to ever sell
out T Mobile Arena And.

Speaker 2 (36:08):
What I love that you got that information? Thank you? Yeah?
Would you google that?

Speaker 14 (36:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (36:13):
That's amazing. Yeah, we've been debating in here, Joe.

Speaker 8 (36:18):
The knowledge that this man has. Thank you, You're welcome,
you deserve all that.

Speaker 2 (36:23):
Yeah, thank you. I want I want you to know. Thing.

Speaker 8 (36:25):
We get on the plane and my son, everyone in
my crew is wearing a Joe Coy thing and my
son is rocking.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
A Woody hoodie. I had no idea. Well we did it,
and I looked. I was like, oh, as I said,
Woody shows. Yeah, we've been debating in here. If we're
going to wear your merch to your show?

Speaker 3 (36:41):
Would that be because we wear.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
It every day in the studio. Dammy never takes it off.

Speaker 6 (36:46):
But I'm gonna be honest, I was not planning on
wearing your march to the show unless.

Speaker 2 (36:50):
Request you don't. You don't have to.

Speaker 3 (36:52):
I'm gonna it be dorky though it wouldn't that be
the time to wear it?

Speaker 2 (36:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 8 (36:56):
I kind of think that to support the new merch
is we though? You guys run an you know that right,
run amok, run.

Speaker 2 (37:08):
With the merch. Yeah, when you go to my merch booth,
run a muck that.

Speaker 3 (37:14):
The oldest is that like the oldest thing ever, That's
why we were I got it, you said new merch. Yes,
I thought you had like collabed with some others exactly what.

Speaker 8 (37:24):
I thought, a new can I see this though it's
a running brand.

Speaker 5 (37:32):
I just recently went to one of your tour dates
and it was so wild. You guys were there, but
he had a drive by like panty shot at his face.
Girl just like walks by the front of the of
the stage and shoots panties right at him as he's doing.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
The like, yeah, man, I'm a rock star.

Speaker 5 (37:54):
Was wild, And then like when I showed up, I
showed have in the backstage.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
Are you ever? Thank you Joe for giving me the
access and waiting in line. It was freaking Bobby Brown.
Oh yeah, that was cool. Oh yeah, And then Bobby
Brown hopped on stage and performed. It was wild. It
was such a good day.

Speaker 3 (38:13):
Man chicks throwing panties up there. I hear you're a Zaddy.
I just learned about Zaddy recently.

Speaker 2 (38:17):
You're a Zaddy. No, I'm not a Zad. No, you're
a Zaddy. No, you're older than I am.

Speaker 3 (38:21):
Menace is almost what you have to be a man
of a certain age. I've not hit you. I've not
hit fifty yet.

Speaker 2 (38:27):
How old are you know?

Speaker 3 (38:28):
Forty eight?

Speaker 2 (38:28):
Zaddy?

Speaker 8 (38:29):
You're working on Zaddy Daddy plus. I'm okay, Daddy plus,
Daddy plus and then zad Daddy.

Speaker 2 (38:36):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, you're almost there. Are you enjoying
the Zaddy pace?

Speaker 8 (38:40):
I didn't even know what a Zaddy was until someone
said me either one day.

Speaker 2 (38:44):
Yeah, someone like DM.

Speaker 8 (38:45):
We were like, okay, Zaddy yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:50):
And then I wrote a joke about it. You did, Yeah,
like Zaddy.

Speaker 8 (38:54):
It's it's funny, like I'm at that age now where
I it's like I guess I'm like dating like a
datable dad.

Speaker 3 (39:02):
You're like the male milk. Yeah, but did you just
because you decided like just to kind of like let
the see. I'm still dyeing the facial hair every once
in a while, like you know, if there's gonna be
something with a lot of picks. I hate the way
it looks when someone is a flash yeah, cancels out
the stuff that's white and leaves the little parts that
are not white. Yeah, And it makes it look like
I have like some kind of like like a kid

(39:24):
try to grow his first beard.

Speaker 2 (39:25):
Yeah. And that pisses me off more than anything.

Speaker 3 (39:27):
It's like, ef, I'm gonna die, but you you got
to the point like that's where I want to be.

Speaker 8 (39:31):
I want to be there, but I have a double
chin where you go like forget it, No, but I
have a double chin.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
You're skinny and that's see. I know, but you're skinny.
How do you have a double chin?

Speaker 2 (39:41):
I don't know. Why do I have sleep? I have everything,
God has given me everything. What's the double chin? Okay?

Speaker 8 (39:49):
Right, so the bottom up part of my chin is
starting to fall down, okay, And and and it's accented
by my gray beard, like you really see it, right,
and so what I did is like color just that
part of the beard.

Speaker 2 (40:04):
Hence it's oh.

Speaker 3 (40:11):
I see awesome, really shading and coloring. Okay, because this
is I just look, I'm not even straightening my neck. Yeah,
I know you're into uh, I know you're into tattoos
and everything. I just saw this thing on Instagram. It's
this tattoo artist who does these tattoos that make it
look like they're carved into your body. If you have tripophobia,

(40:33):
it will trigger you. It makes me very uncomfortable even
to see it. I'm like, okay, this is really weird.

Speaker 2 (40:40):
Yeah, it's crazy.

Speaker 3 (40:41):
But I mean the fact that it's a tattoo and
it looks like somebody like you, like you carve a
jack lantern, but you like a wooden chair.

Speaker 4 (40:49):
Yes, that's what it looks like. Yes, kind of bloody looking. Yes,
Oh I hate that.

Speaker 2 (40:55):
What are you looking at? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (40:57):
Yeah, like it looks so painted.

Speaker 8 (40:58):
Yeah, it's like it's that I've seen somewhere looks where
they the red part is actually black and it looks
like it's just yeah, yeah that's kind of bad.

Speaker 3 (41:07):
Yeah, but it's crazy what you could do because it
looks so three dimensional. It looks like it's really kind
of carved in about it. I would say, about a
half inch or so into the skin. What you could
just do with that chading shadow. That's a really good tip, Joe. Yeah,
so you're welcome. I'm mascara. You know, everyone's gonna do this,
and I want full credit.

Speaker 8 (41:25):
And if I see like a you know what I mean,
if I see a cover girl like, hey, guys.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
Because they do sell like just for men, sells that
touch up stuff.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
Yeah, they don't do it right. People keep doing up here,
don't worry about that.

Speaker 3 (41:38):
What I'm saying without using mascara, you can use that.
That's just for men's stuff.

Speaker 2 (41:44):
I use women's myscarecasca.

Speaker 3 (41:48):
What I'm saying is that stuff's really expensive, like buying
makeups expensive, right, this just for men. It's a touch
up pen, so you don't have to like redo the
whole thing, like if one little piece or whatever, you
can just kind of it looks like a mask era
brush like chicks would have, except it's just for men.
Instant Like yeah you do, yeah, yeah, maybe save you
a couple bucks, you know, sorry, you're trying to save

(42:08):
you a couple bucks my bad.

Speaker 2 (42:09):
No, No, it's okay, it's just forgot. You don't You
don't need to worry about this trying to brag anything.

Speaker 8 (42:14):
But this is why you sell, right, Okay, I'm not
doing just for man.

Speaker 2 (42:21):
I have a Gucci neck. Yeah, they make you very little.

Speaker 3 (42:24):
Go see Joe Coy if you're in Vegas listening in Vegas.
We will see you this Friday at Tea Mobile Arena.
That's November the eighth. For tickets, go to Joecoy dot com.
It's j O ko Y dot com. Some other Woody
Show tour dates. You've got November sixteenth and Reading, Pennsylvania,
November twenty, ninth, thirtieth, and December one in Honolulu, December

(42:47):
sixth and seventh, Long Beach, but those shows are sold out.
February sixth Louisville, Kentucky. You got February twenty first, Norfolk, Virginia,
February twenty eighth, Indianapolis, and then March first, mill on Key, Wisconsin.

Speaker 2 (43:01):
So really do some dates been very lazy.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
We'll see him on some of these. We haven't figured
out which. Uh, we're gonna figure what. We're gonna figure
this one out.

Speaker 8 (43:13):
Oh wait, wait hold on. You can't go yet because
I just thought of something on the tattoo thing. Okay,
can we talk about it?

Speaker 2 (43:18):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 8 (43:19):
So my son goes, Dad, you gotta see this tattoo.
It's the it's the creepiest thing I've ever seen. And
he showed me. It's Jesus on the cross. Look look
what he look it's Jesus on the cross this way.
So he's he's like this and the three D. So
the arm turns into your hand.

Speaker 2 (43:35):
Oh wow, look it up. And it's the creepiest thing.

Speaker 8 (43:38):
Because now we're going to go back to masturbating. You
can't masturbate with Jesus's hand.

Speaker 4 (43:44):
Look it up, nail and everything.

Speaker 8 (43:48):
I can't explain, but if you see it, it's it's crazy,
right crazy, like you're holding hands. Okay, alright, then it's
your hand and now you're jerking off with Jesus's hand.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
Wow, that's sacle lid. That's second. That's how you end
a second.

Speaker 14 (44:04):
Joe.

Speaker 2 (44:05):
Everybody there, thank you, Joe.

Speaker 3 (44:08):
I love you, I love you. See you can put
your sunglasses back on now, Thank you.

Speaker 11 (44:13):
God.

Speaker 2 (44:13):
Find the Woody show. In the morning.

Speaker 3 (44:19):
We are into another new hour insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. It is Wednesday morning. It's November the sixth,
twenty twenty four.

Speaker 2 (44:30):
I'm Woody.

Speaker 3 (44:31):
That's great, Gory, good morning, there's menace.

Speaker 2 (44:33):
What is that, Woody, there's Gina gran Good morning, Woody,
Sammy Marino.

Speaker 3 (44:39):
Sebastian Daskuist Davis says it wasn't using people's names.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
That's right, right, Yeah, we got that.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
Phones open eight seven seven forty four, Woodie hit us
up with eight text over to two two nine eight seven.
So much to cover today, obviously, everybody's talking about let's
see what's.

Speaker 2 (45:02):
Going on six story two when Past and Furious comes out.

Speaker 3 (45:04):
Yeah, totally, totally now, but more exit pulse stuff. Twenty
eight percent of people said they didn't even care who won. Really,
they just wanted the election to be over all right.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
They just wanted to.

Speaker 2 (45:18):
I saw that. I saw so much of.

Speaker 3 (45:21):
Kind of generally the same thing, like, oh my god,
I'm just so happy, Like I'm watching TV and I
don't see one stupid commercial for any kind of you know, candidate.

Speaker 4 (45:31):
Exiles, stop blowing up? Did you support us?

Speaker 11 (45:35):
Right?

Speaker 3 (45:35):
Millennials or people who are in their thirties and early forties,
were the most likely to agree with that. Yeah, like,
oh my god, you know what, it didn't just be
over right? Yeah, what we all want? Eight seven seven
forty four Woody. That's eight seven seven forty four woody.

Speaker 2 (45:53):
Some lawsuit news.

Speaker 3 (45:54):
This seventy one year old dude in Oregon. He was
out riding his bike when an ambulance amblamps crashed into
him while he was I guess they were making a turn.
He was just on the street, and so I guess
if you're gonna get hit, I mean, we're good that
it's an ambulance, scoop, yep, yeah, get you the medical help.
But they rushed him to the hospital, but then you

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later build him about two thousand dollars for the ride.
So he's filed a lawsuit against the ambulance company. He's
racked up about forty seven thousand dollars in medical expenses,
expects it'll probably be another fifty in medical costs, and
he feels like nine hundred and ninety seven thousand dollars
should take care of it. How do you how do

(46:37):
you just say called a million? Yeah, it's a good amount. Yeah,
why do you even bother with nine ninety seven? Anyway,
The ambulance company. They haven't responded yet for the ambulance.
He recently talked about it. Who here has ridden in
an ambulance? And I never have, but I always wondered why.

(46:57):
I know, all medical costs are jacked up, yeah, a
billion percent, but why is an ambulance ride two thousand?
What ambalance? An ambulance?

Speaker 2 (47:10):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (47:10):
Does it run a jet? Fuels all that stuff? They're
diamonds to go to the emergency room. They put a
band aid on your booboo.

Speaker 14 (47:20):
And I know we.

Speaker 5 (47:21):
Shouldn't have the attitude. It is what it is. We
should know, like why why?

Speaker 2 (47:27):
Right? Hey?

Speaker 3 (47:28):
There are you know, no matter how this election went,
there's going to be people crying, right, and there's obviously
a lot of that going on. But forget politics for
a second. It's turn to sports. Okay, Fireball whiskey one
of MENACE's favorites. They're doing something called crier Ball, which
will allow you to drink the tears of your favorite

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team's rivals, or, as this article puts it, quote embraces
competitive spirit. So they blend fireball with actual human tears
of losers. And they're going to like these six big
rivalry games this month, three college football games and three
NFL games, including the Eagles Cowboys game on November tenth,

(48:09):
uh the Auburn Alabama game November thirtieth. And so they're
gonna have people stationed at the exits where they're gonna
ask the losing fans to donate their tiers. Gross every
drop will be captured and stored, sealed and these sterile
jars and then safely transported to a secure facility for storing.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
And then they say that.

Speaker 3 (48:30):
It might taste saltier, but the process will take months,
and then the bottles of crier Ball will be made
available in time for next year for the twenty twenty
five twenty twenty sixth season.

Speaker 5 (48:41):
Like I think it's hilarious but gross at the same time.

Speaker 2 (48:45):
Yeah, but I think.

Speaker 5 (48:48):
On paper, Yeah, Like, how about I know it's gonna
burn off, but how about you collect it. I'm just
collected at least say you did, right, Yeah, the go
the whole thing for the gram so you can show
you collecting tiers and then just put it out there
as a novelty thing.

Speaker 2 (49:02):
Like, oh, you're to actually do it.

Speaker 3 (49:04):
You're a Boston Red Sox fan, Sammy. Yeah, So here's
some crier ball from Yankees fans.

Speaker 6 (49:09):
Right, that would be a great Christmas or Birthday present
for somebody in your life, right, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (49:14):
Yeah, drink somebody else's excretions.

Speaker 2 (49:18):
Right, that's disgusting.

Speaker 11 (49:20):
Yeah, you got the people.

Speaker 10 (49:26):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (49:28):
And that right there is Gina Grad She's got the
trending news headlines.

Speaker 4 (49:34):
Sure do well. At the beginning of the night, there
was a lot of states that were still up for grabs,
but as everyone woke up this morning, it was clear
Donald Trump was winning not only the electoral vote, but
also the popular vote and will be the forty seventh
president of the United States. He took Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, North Carolina,
and Georgia, all big important swing states.

Speaker 3 (49:54):
They kept talking about, and all the coverage was the
blue Wall, which was in Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, in Michigan. Right.
I think the only one we don't know for sure
yet is Michigan. Yeah, that's right, But even that is
leaning his way, which is really surprising.

Speaker 2 (50:09):
I think anybody saw that coming. And I only learned
last night, and I used to be a news junkie,
that Nebraska splits their electoral vote.

Speaker 4 (50:18):
It was bizarre that last day they had that little
stripe down the middle, and.

Speaker 3 (50:21):
Even though it got confused, I never knew that well.

Speaker 4 (50:24):
He spoke to supporters last night, Kamala did not they
send everyone home who was at the party at Howard University.
She'll make her speech at some point today. Republicans also
won control of the Senate, and as of the last
votes that have come in, it's looking more and more
like they will control the House as well. On the
way out of polling stations, voters were asked about how
they felt about stuff. It's called exit polling, of course,

(50:46):
and when asked about the direction of the country, seventy
two percent said they are dissatisfied. That said, six and
ten still believe that our best days are ahead. The
economy was a key factor in this race. Sixty seven
percent says it's ad shape. Forty seven percent say their
own financial situation is worse than it was four years ago.
Thirty six percent of voters said they would be scared

(51:08):
if Trump ended up winning the election. And for those
people they might want to stop by Georgetown University, they
have self care suites up and running for students who
feel like this is overwhelming.

Speaker 3 (51:19):
I did see this like some of the stuff that's
in there. Is this a university or is this a preschool?
This is the children's dude like coloring books, Like you're
too stressed out from election stuff, so you can go
and they have coloring books.

Speaker 4 (51:34):
Lego stations in milk, and hot chocolates. Sounds very relaxed.

Speaker 3 (51:40):
It sounds like a nice Do they do chair massage?

Speaker 4 (51:44):
The only thing they're missing, like.

Speaker 2 (51:46):
Those dudes at the mall, I'd go there, huh.

Speaker 4 (51:47):
But that's not it the election, you know, wrapping up
the school is going to bring in puppies so the
students can pause, Yes, pause for pause. You're building legos.
Keep the leg it's away from the puppies. But then
otherwise a great day. Yes, it sounds like it makes ever.

Speaker 2 (52:06):
The puppy part rules you expect anything from you because
you're saying.

Speaker 4 (52:10):
Yeah, because you're having a tough day.

Speaker 2 (52:12):
Damn.

Speaker 4 (52:13):
Yeah. Well, there's some new bodycam footage all this is
crazy from the Florida Gators Georgia Bulldogs game last Saturday
that's been released. You know, we just all we saw
initially were two cops just beating the life out of
these two dudes. While we have a little more context,
It shows two cops, one black, one white, approaching a
man sitting in the stadium and they tell me has

(52:34):
to move because he's sitting on private property, but the
guy refuses, and then he said he was going to
kill a cop, and some more back and forth goes on,
and the black cop walks up to the guy and
the guy shouts, don't touch me. N word. That's when
the black cop tases him and the fight breaks out.
The man keeps yelling and bombs, but the cops were
eventually able to get him handcuffed and under control.

Speaker 11 (52:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (52:56):
I saw a little bit about this story, and of
course go right to the comments because that's what I do.
And Okay, so let's just if the guy wasn't a cop,
everybody would be celebrating this guy, because I've seen a
number of videos where like somebody uses the N word
and they get the crap kicked out of them, as
they should.

Speaker 2 (53:14):
That's what people.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
Yeah, you after round, you found out, and so they
had no problem with that, but this particular situation, because
it's a cop, like, well, that's not right. The same people,
I'm sure that's that's not right. And this guy says
going to kill a cop and like, come on.

Speaker 4 (53:31):
Death threats and horrible slurs, and.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
Exactly, I didn't get to see the taser again.

Speaker 3 (53:38):
That's another one of my favorites. Get them, that's right,

(53:58):
that's not. I like tasing so much I bought an
adult movie version of it.

Speaker 15 (54:06):
Well.

Speaker 4 (54:07):
Moving on to Hurricane Raphael, the eleventh of the twenty
twenty four Atlantic season. It's worrying people as it moves
close and moves through the Caribbean. After hitting the Cayman Islands,
It's expected to strengthen to a Category two storm before
making landfall in Cuba, and experts don't know where it's
going after that, could be anywhere from the Gulf Coast
to northeastern Mexico. While Raphael isn't expected to be as

(54:29):
severe as some recent hurricanes, it's still bringing strong winds,
heavy rain, and storm surge. So you know, just just
look out, yeah, sure, yeah, which direction it's going?

Speaker 3 (54:39):
And when do is hurricane season wrap up?

Speaker 2 (54:41):
That's what I was wondering. I think it happens around now.

Speaker 4 (54:45):
Isn't it a more of a fall winter thing?

Speaker 3 (54:47):
But I thought it was like it starts around like August,
like middle end of August, and then a ghost or
I want to say, like November November.

Speaker 4 (54:55):
Around around this time, look at vacation and air flights
and see when they're cheapest, and that's hurricanes.

Speaker 2 (55:03):
Sea yeah, yeah, I mean, but get ready to castle.

Speaker 4 (55:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:06):
Well, see that's the thing.

Speaker 3 (55:06):
I always go on our trip to Mexico and it's
right there on the Yucatan Peninsula, and it's always right
in the middle of hurricanes. We've had one year where
there was like a hurricane that came close and it
passed right by, and you lost one day around you know,
but then man, everything clears out.

Speaker 2 (55:25):
That's beautiful exactly.

Speaker 3 (55:27):
You get one of these that you know, completely devastates
the area, you know, not so good. There was a
storm that just blew through this past year. The place
that we go, and I go to trip Advisor, go
to the comments. Like I mentioned, I'll see what people
because I've been there like so many times, I know
exactly what they're talking about, and I go, that's not true,
or just.

Speaker 2 (55:45):
To see what people are complete.

Speaker 7 (55:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
Now, And these people were complaining because we were trapped
in our rooms and we were held like captives, and
they just brought us like food to our room, like
we couldn't even get the restaurants were all closed.

Speaker 8 (55:59):
Like, I'm like, what's that about?

Speaker 3 (56:03):
And so I didn't know there was a storm. But
then then of course, like the place responds on trip
Advisor and goes, well, that's because there was a hurricane
passing over the resort.

Speaker 4 (56:13):
Is that all right with you?

Speaker 3 (56:15):
And our guest safety is our number one party. I'm like,
there's a storm.

Speaker 4 (56:18):
Right, they're telling me to stay in my room, and
they're bringing the food to my door.

Speaker 2 (56:22):
Wait, restaurants today.

Speaker 4 (56:26):
Bring the restaurant to me. We've got some raccoon newss.
It was the absolute most chaotic moment at LaGuardia Airport
in New York City when a raccoon fell through the
ceiling of one of the turminals. It was caught on video.

(56:49):
You see the raccoon clinging onto a wire hanging from
the ceiling before falling to the ground. Then once the
poor little guy fell, people lost their mind, screaming, grambling,
going every which way.

Speaker 2 (57:02):
Just get raccoon.

Speaker 4 (57:03):
Skiy Airport police captured it, released it outside. All right, baby.

Speaker 2 (57:09):
Baby singing a raccoon and just freaking out. Oh look
at that little baby.

Speaker 4 (57:18):
It's like people see a bird in an airport, then
oh so majestic.

Speaker 2 (57:21):
Well that I will admit a bird outside. It's a bird.
A bird in my house, I would.

Speaker 4 (57:28):
Freak absolutely not.

Speaker 2 (57:30):
I don't want a bird indoors, Like, why would you
freak out? I can understand it's not as.

Speaker 10 (57:37):
Well.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
That's my criticism of Christmas vacation. They all freak out
when the squirrel jumps out of the squirrel. Okay, maybe
if it was a skunk, freak out.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
Or squirrel because don't they have rabies?

Speaker 2 (57:49):
Yeah, they they.

Speaker 4 (57:50):
Could carry some unsaving diseases.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
But if a bird was in your house, wouldn't you
kind of I.

Speaker 3 (57:56):
Want it out, but I wouldn't be freak out.

Speaker 2 (57:59):
Okay, maybe being hyperbolers would.

Speaker 5 (58:01):
I would freak out more over a possum. Oh yeah,
a squirrel because they're so freaking fast.

Speaker 4 (58:07):
Even though possums have been getting some good press lately
because everyone's saying they're sweet, they eat bugs that we
don't want, they will hurt you, fascinating. Yeah, they're just ugly.

Speaker 2 (58:17):
I love that.

Speaker 5 (58:17):
You know, random people that just pick up pick up
the possums. Yes, remember that one that we had from
that bar, That one chick all the guys were freaking out,
and she just walked up and picked up the possum
by the neck and took it out of the bar.

Speaker 4 (58:30):
And they'll just play right there.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
Yeah, yeah, she didn't care. They're pretty incredible.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
If you're going to travel this holiday. So we can
said we're talking about traveling. You know, you can get
a good deal during oh yeah, hurricane hurricanes scene depending
on where you go. But if you're busy, you know,
try to plan your holiday stuff. So December twenty third,
that's going to be the peak travel day. So all
the days the twenty third, try to stay away from
right So if you're head out for Thanksgiving the day

(58:57):
before Wednesday the twenty eighth, yep, that's going to be
super crowded. If you're leaving town for New Year's because
you know, Menace celebrates New Year's. He puts all his
New Year's decorations out. December thirty first and January second
will be the busiest travel days as far as where
people are headed to. Florida seems to be the go
to spot for out of state holiday trips. Well, New

(59:19):
York is the top choice for New Year's celebration. That's
an example of something I did once and I will
never do again.

Speaker 4 (59:26):
I can imagine when I lived there, people would crowd
into Times Square and you just stay away.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
Yeah. I did it once.

Speaker 3 (59:33):
I was working in New York and I was on
the air until about like eleven o'clock and I'm like, yeah.

Speaker 2 (59:39):
I'll go down there.

Speaker 4 (59:40):
Yeah, I see what's going on.

Speaker 2 (59:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:42):
So I got off the air and I wasn't that
far from Times Square, walkable whatever. So it went and
I was dude, that sucked so bad. Yeah, it sounds
you're crammed in at least at this time. I don't
know if they've changed the way they do certain things,
but everybody's crammed in there. Elbowed a butthole.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (59:59):
At the time, there were bottles flying over the crowd.
People are like kind of holding up jackets. It was
almost like a shield, you know, for things that are flying.
People are like peeing right next to you because you
can't go anywhere pregamed yet you know the guys, girl,
everybody's just peeing right there.

Speaker 2 (01:00:14):
It just thinks like urine.

Speaker 6 (01:00:15):
That would be the biggest issue. That's my concern because
I wanted to do it, but the peeing.

Speaker 4 (01:00:19):
Is a problem.

Speaker 5 (01:00:20):
Yes, I think it's been so regulated now that if
you watched it on camera, it looks so lame now.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
And it was freezing.

Speaker 3 (01:00:27):
I know it hasn't been as cold the last handful
of years, but the year that I man, was it cold.

Speaker 2 (01:00:32):
People wear diapers though, right, I would imagine.

Speaker 5 (01:00:34):
Yeah, But I don't think it's as wild anymore because
it's all sponsored by like plant Planet Fitness.

Speaker 3 (01:00:41):
But but Greg, I did see these things that people
can use now. So if you're in the car, you
gotta go pee yere. Women want to you know, use
this too. So basically it collects it and it's like
this like an external catheter kind of Yeah, but it's
like a like a kitty litter type thing where it
turns it into a powder one and it turns it

(01:01:03):
into a powder and you just like throw it away
in the garbage.

Speaker 4 (01:01:06):
I love the future.

Speaker 3 (01:01:07):
Yeah, just google uh pe people into pouch that turns
to powder.

Speaker 2 (01:01:13):
See what comes up. It's a thing and then you
just sprinkle it out your car door. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:01:18):
Yeah, like someone's ashes pouch. I always got to go
be on long car rides.

Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
Yeah, you're in super absorbent purifier deodorizing powder.

Speaker 3 (01:01:29):
See that might be the thing, but there's something where
it like just it just turns it into like a
powder and you just throw it away.

Speaker 4 (01:01:37):
I wonder if their tagline is first you tinkle, then
you sprinkle.

Speaker 2 (01:01:41):
That should be you have a future and advertising thank you.
But ever since I was a kid, I wanted to
do Times Square for New Year's Eve. And then the
older I get, I think you're face to back with people. Yeah,
what are you?

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
I also on New Year's Eve, I'm lucky to be
awake at midnight. True, I'm not trying to stay awake
if I if I am, which is odd for you
because you can stay up late on days off. But
if I am, I am. Yeah, you know, but I
certainly don't want to go out.

Speaker 4 (01:02:09):
No, it's amateur, no exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:02:11):
And I find New Year's Eve oddly depressing, like another
year has gone by. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:02:19):
I find Christmas you to be kind of a bummer
Christmas Eve?

Speaker 2 (01:02:22):
Yeah really, yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:02:24):
Like this is the beginning of the end of the season.

Speaker 3 (01:02:27):
It's just like it's just like so quiet and you know,
like you know, interesting, It's like that scene in a
Christmas story where you know, without the joy, you know,
where they're sitting on the couch at the end of
the movie The Old Man and and the Mother. Yeah,
it's snowing outside and they just like everything's like they
got the radio on super low and it's playing silent

(01:02:48):
night and just like this quiet now. It sounds relaxing
and peaceful. But I find that depressing.

Speaker 2 (01:02:53):
Yeah, I find maybe that's why, because everybody's doing their
own thing.

Speaker 3 (01:02:57):
I don't know if I know that feeling lonely. I
really don't. Yeah, I longed for lonely sometimes. Really, Yeah,
that sounds amazing lonely.

Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
But New Year's Eve, it's like another year over. Yeah,
it's sad.

Speaker 11 (01:03:13):
Well.

Speaker 3 (01:03:13):
I think any kind of passage of time maybe has
that effect. Yeah, we get older and you think about
how you feel, like Friday, you were psyched Monday, or
like right, passage of time.

Speaker 2 (01:03:21):
Weekend, right other year gone, trying to get the Sunday
Blues now on Friday night.

Speaker 14 (01:03:28):
Because you think you have it all figured out.

Speaker 2 (01:03:30):
Next thing you know, you live another twenty years.

Speaker 16 (01:03:34):
Show right back.

Speaker 2 (01:03:37):
What are you thinking here?

Speaker 8 (01:03:39):
It's like, okay, you're on the right track at.

Speaker 5 (01:03:55):
Show.

Speaker 3 (01:03:57):
Well, we had that little piece of Raccoon news right
in the update with Gina Gren. Yeah, it fell through
the ceiling about something for Greg Gory. Okay, these two
chicks in Georgia. They were on a quote road trip
to reconcile their relationship.

Speaker 2 (01:04:17):
So there Lesian.

Speaker 3 (01:04:20):
At some point along the way they made a little
stop of this rest area that had a gas station
and the McDonald's and while they were there, things got heated, Okay,
heated in a way that Greg Gory loves, naughty heat.

(01:04:41):
The cops they were getting calls about the chicks going
at it but naked in the grass right in front
of the McDonald's at this rest stop. So the cops
they showed up. They were arrested for public in decency.
And you get why it's indecent when you see their mugshots.

Speaker 4 (01:05:03):
The not not a gentleman.

Speaker 2 (01:05:07):
Actual are both questions? Yeah, those are both women. They're like, oh,
I forgive you, I forgive you.

Speaker 4 (01:05:14):
The other one looks like Lindsay lohand if she were
two hundred years old.

Speaker 2 (01:05:18):
Oh yeah, true. Now, Greg, so you find it slightly
less hot? Oh, I'm gonna admit that. Yeah, that's a
hair was.

Speaker 4 (01:05:25):
There were they? I can't imagine they were stone called
sober when this happened.

Speaker 3 (01:05:30):
I didn't say anything about that.

Speaker 2 (01:05:32):
Interesting.

Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
They were on a road trip to Reconcile, so.

Speaker 2 (01:05:35):
Wait to get to a hotel, they had to do.

Speaker 4 (01:05:37):
It right there, right there in the Golden Arches.

Speaker 3 (01:05:39):
Oh so, uh, we just had that big party this
past Friday and met up, you know, with some of
other co workers, my wife and I and uh, Gina
was there, Greg and everything. But so before you guys
got there, we were hanging out with some of the
other co workers and somehow one of them mentioned about
how he and his wife we're at a theme park

(01:06:02):
and the moment struck where it's like I gotta do
you right now, gotta have it. And they were walking
through the parking lot of the theme park, either on
their way home or probably not on the way home,
probably back into the theme park. So they were checking
the car doors of other cars in the parking lot,
found one unlocked, got into.

Speaker 2 (01:06:25):
The car, random car, and they banged right then and there. Wow,
that's love.

Speaker 4 (01:06:31):
That's insane because they had.

Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
To have each other, just like these lesbians. They had
to have each other right then and there.

Speaker 4 (01:06:38):
I have heard of car sex. I've never heard of
jumping into.

Speaker 2 (01:06:40):
A ring just checking all the doors.

Speaker 3 (01:06:43):
Yeah, checking doors and so, to which my wife responded,
oh my.

Speaker 2 (01:06:48):
God, it's kind of hot.

Speaker 5 (01:06:50):
Oh girl.

Speaker 4 (01:06:52):
I'm like, really, you didn't you all this time, you
didn't know that was an option.

Speaker 2 (01:06:56):
I would have never guessed that contemplated checking rangers car.

Speaker 5 (01:07:01):
This does sound like something that Greg might be into it.
I've heard of soup kitchens. Is when homeless people breaking
your commut sack. That's the term for it. Sup kitchen kitchen.

Speaker 2 (01:07:10):
Let's go soup kitchen like non homeless people doing it.
You're definitely not wrong, wuddy, Like, this sounds like something
I would do, but I wouldn't in a stranger of
the bar. I would like maybe my own car, like
before you leave, just oh god, gotta have you.

Speaker 4 (01:07:26):
Now, I know those strangers didn't shine a black light
in their backsat.

Speaker 3 (01:07:30):
I mean they probably never even realized it happened.

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
I mean, there's you guys want to.

Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
Know who it is more than anything, audience hanging on
one second.

Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
Wow, Okay, that's pretty.

Speaker 4 (01:07:50):
That was off my radar.

Speaker 6 (01:07:52):
That was gonna be my guesses.

Speaker 5 (01:07:55):
Well, I mean I was there at the bar, so
I was like, that could be the only person. Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
Now there are some other people there.

Speaker 4 (01:08:01):
Wow. I don't know if I'll ever get over that.

Speaker 2 (01:08:05):
I could see it on his part, but not his wife's.

Speaker 3 (01:08:08):
His wife and she's a schoolteacher now, so it just
such a yeah, oh yeah, right back.

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Speaker 3 (01:09:26):
Woody Show, and we're into another new hour insensitivity training
for a politically correct world. Woody, there's Greg Gory, Hi, Woody,
good morning, minutes, good Lord, and.

Speaker 2 (01:09:42):
Woody, we got Gina.

Speaker 4 (01:09:44):
Good morning.

Speaker 3 (01:09:45):
There's Sammy Sea Bass is here eight seven seven forty four. Woodie,
you can hit us up of the text over to
two to nine eighty seven. Now I could be a
rotten bastard. I love I love revenge, I love it,
I love Toda's what's up?

Speaker 2 (01:10:03):
You know things like that? Well, that's normal one thing.

Speaker 3 (01:10:08):
And I can only think of one one person who
if I heard they got fired from their job, I
would legitimately be psyched. Okay, there's there's only one person
that you know exactly who.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
That person is.

Speaker 3 (01:10:24):
But I have never, even if I hate somebody, I
have never taken any kind of joy or pleasure in
someone losing their job. It's one of the reasons that
I mean, I don't like to cancel culture thing anywhere
where somebody makes some kind of mistake and you burn
them to the ground, right the punishment all the time,

(01:10:48):
take away their job. I'm not talking about people who
break the law. You know, they're kitty touchers or what.
I don't care what happens to them. I will celebrate
whatever happens. Like I said, sure, that's what's up or
what I'm talking about. All right, you made a mistake
of your job, or you know there were mass layoffs
or and then you know, people lose it like that.

(01:11:09):
Because I'm not a religious person, but I do believe
in some of that universe stuff somewhat, not as much
as I used to, because the more I sat and
thought about that, I'm like, that's so dumb, Like why
would I believe all this crap that Sammy believes? Then
you know, if I if I believe, But I'm also
the same person like, all right, well, if I end
up making it through this light before it turns yellow,

(01:11:33):
that means and.

Speaker 2 (01:11:34):
You're pretty superstitious. I think you're very superstitious. Nonsensically, yes,
you know exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:11:41):
I don't do it anymore, but I used to carry
around because I think because I am I. I just
think about the place that I like to go on
vacation when I see it. But it's this PAESO used
to carry around that I got and change the Cancun Airport.

Speaker 2 (01:11:55):
Kept it in your pocket? How many years? Years? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:11:59):
It was my lucky Paso and I just I just
held on to it, right, I don't do anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:12:03):
Something else though, Wasn't it something from your daughter, like
a toy or something like that.

Speaker 3 (01:12:09):
Oh no, I would carry like little notes that you
would leave me every once in a while.

Speaker 2 (01:12:13):
But you had something else, like a pog or something.
Yea pog. I thought you kept like an army man.

Speaker 3 (01:12:19):
No, yeah, nothing like that. But anyway, I bring this
up because I saw this story and I'm I'm bummed
about this because I really like I like both of
these guys, and I'm not like what you would call
friends acquaintance with one of the guys. And I know
of them because like, they have a great show. It's

(01:12:40):
a radio show in Boston. Toucher and Rich is their name,
and they've been on ninety eighty five the Sports Hub
for pushing twenty years. Okay, okay, so they broke up.
The show got broke up last November. There was some
kind of drama. I didn't even get all the details

(01:13:01):
on it.

Speaker 2 (01:13:01):
It was on their own.

Speaker 3 (01:13:03):
Well, yeah, they had a thing. One of the guys
took a leave and then tried to come back, and
then just it was over. But they were, they were,
They were a show for a really long time, very
successful show. But earlier this week on Monday, Rich of
Toucher and Rich was laid off from his new job
at a station across the street, which lasted about six months.

(01:13:25):
He was in this position and I just saw him
when we were at that radio thing Sammy Camp. I
just I just saw him and spent some time with him,
and I was really excited for him as a fresh start,
something brand new. He was there less than six months.
So his old on air partner Toucher, here's the news
and dances on his grave. He spent a lot of

(01:13:48):
his show on Tuesday talking about how bad Rich's show was,
and wow, like I figured that finally Rich would show
some honesty, transparency. He all his personal stuff damn came out.
Yeah he goes.

Speaker 2 (01:14:04):
Uh.

Speaker 3 (01:14:05):
I read his statement and it was like this man
has learned nothing like don't backstab your friends. Don't be
a snake. There was no transparency and still is the
same garbage. I read his because I thought to myself, well,
what a nice statement that he released, considering he had
been there less than six months. I thought it was
actually a very nice he was, like I just even
though it was a short amount of time, I was

(01:14:26):
really proud of the show and the people that we
put together, the team we assembled, and I thanked them
for their I thanked them for their opportunity to even
let me do that in the first place. I wish
it would have lasted long.

Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
It was kind of nice.

Speaker 3 (01:14:40):
So anyway, it's just bad blood between those guys. But
I thought I was really I was really disappointed because
I like those guys.

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
Yeah, you know, I only know that name because of you.

Speaker 3 (01:14:51):
And guess who used to work with them is Sea
Bass really, so he's he's actual like friends with them,
which is probably why he's staying out.

Speaker 4 (01:15:01):
Of this conversation.

Speaker 2 (01:15:03):
Show me your friends, I show you your future.

Speaker 3 (01:15:07):
So I don't know, I just I don't like that.
I don't like when people like call for people's jobs
all the time, Like that's I think it's that's really
that's really weak. You can hate them all you want,
that's fine.

Speaker 4 (01:15:17):
But like, let their likelihood be their likely.

Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
What is their job have to do with you? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:15:21):
Now the other person, because this rich guy when he
got laid off, this was part of massive layoffs. And
another person that got caught up in that is our
friend Mike the show killer.

Speaker 10 (01:15:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:15:32):
In fact, there's a ton of people that I'm friends
with that got caught up. Another one of my friends,
Angie Taylor. Oh, she does radio in Chicago, did radio
in Chicago.

Speaker 2 (01:15:42):
She will again.

Speaker 11 (01:15:42):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:15:43):
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:15:44):
This other dude who was one of the guys who
was the leader of one of our other stations. It
seems Patrick, great guy. There's just so many of these
people that that got like gone, I feel off five.
I talked to so many people the other day after
that happened.

Speaker 4 (01:15:57):
Oh, you don't want to dance on everyone's great.

Speaker 3 (01:16:00):
Answering on anybody's grace. But anyway, I was. I was
having a conversation with Mike, and I'm sure he wouldn't
mind my sharing this, And he says, I think, you know,
I think it's time to do something else besides radio interesting,
which is something he's brought up before. And I'm legitimately

(01:16:21):
trying to be helpful and I but I don't I
don't have any perspective on it because I've only done this.
I've never had I mean, I guess I've done different
things within the industry. Yeah, Like I was, you know,
just a regular DJ playing a bunch of music, and
you know Coller tends right. But then I, you know,

(01:16:44):
I I evolved or I reinvented as a show and
you know, started doing a show. So here's here's my
question for anybody who's out there who all of a
sudden switched Gears.

Speaker 2 (01:16:57):
I want to tell me.

Speaker 3 (01:16:58):
I want to hear more about it, because I I
didn't even know like how to tell, like what kind
of advice to give Mike.

Speaker 4 (01:17:03):
Yeah, you've never been in that pisode other.

Speaker 2 (01:17:05):
Than what gets you excited?

Speaker 3 (01:17:06):
Yeah, you know, I mean he loves radio and stuff,
but like he even knows that maybe this is probably
a really good time to try something else.

Speaker 4 (01:17:14):
What do you do when you're not doing your job?

Speaker 11 (01:17:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:17:16):
And so what was it for you?

Speaker 3 (01:17:17):
I mean I had I had another friend of mine
who quit their job. They had a great job, making
great money, quit with no backup, because you know, just
wasn't happy where they were, and like I gave them
so much credit. A lot of people hang in there
on something they're just not Maybe it was even something
you were forced into, but you just decided that you
were going to go try something else. And I think

(01:17:39):
as I thought about, like, you know, this might be
something to bring up and if you can share your story,
how did you reinvent yourself? Good question, you know, and
what like what were you doing?

Speaker 2 (01:17:48):
What are you doing now?

Speaker 3 (01:17:50):
How did you get that process started?

Speaker 4 (01:17:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:17:53):
You know, yeah, how's it worked out?

Speaker 4 (01:17:56):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:17:56):
You know those kind of things, because I think there's
I mean, obviously there's a lot of change out there.
A lot of people are even thinking about it. They're
stuck in a job they don't like. So how to
even go about that? I'm not a lot of help here,
right because I don't I don't have any firsthand experience,
and I don't know anybody in this room really has
any of that experience.

Speaker 2 (01:18:13):
I mean, I'm in the same boat.

Speaker 4 (01:18:15):
Technically. I went back to school and I thought, because
you know, I don't know what's next in the future
is uncertain, and I want to be able to have,
you know, a degree and have a graduate degree, and
that was kind of my way of reinventing myself. Even
though I'm still in radio and I love radio.

Speaker 5 (01:18:31):
Yeah yeah, but I always, like, I mean, there's been
short periods of time in the past twenty six years
of doing this that I was not actually at a
radio station. Always it's something that was kind of adjacent
to radio or video or social you know.

Speaker 3 (01:18:47):
Because I mean I was talking to Mike and I said, well,
you know, what kind of stuff are you into, like,
you know, professionally that you think he's you know, marketing,
because I mean he's great in company. If you look,
if you need a name for an event, oh this guy,
I tell you what. It doesn't get any better. The
alliterations that this man could come up with is pretty.

Speaker 4 (01:19:05):
Great marketing consulting.

Speaker 3 (01:19:08):
Cage free with cage the Elephant, We're gonna be at
the zoo and we're gonna be having breakfast, cage free
eggs with cage the Elephant mode. Yeah no, but like
in all seriousness, like he's thinking maybe along those line.

Speaker 2 (01:19:23):
I don't I don't know idea.

Speaker 3 (01:19:24):
I would like to, uh, you know, help him and
then also be able to help anybody else who's kind
of going through. I think just get an interesting conversation.

Speaker 4 (01:19:33):
And this is the time of year where people really
start thinking about it. The year is closing out and what.

Speaker 3 (01:19:38):
Fresh beginning of a new year, that kind of thing.
All right, so question we got the phones open eight
seven seven four Woodie. You can also text over to
two to nine eighty seven. Did you just reinvent yourself?
Meaning that you were doing one thing, you know, professionally,
and then you just completely switch tracks and either just
the opportunity came along or you set out to do it,

(01:20:00):
meaning that you had to go back to school or
get some kind of training or whatever it is. And
how did it work out for you? Like, what were
some of the steps that you took.

Speaker 5 (01:20:08):
I have an answer for Mike Easy. His passion is politics.
He could do something in.

Speaker 3 (01:20:14):
Politicans, like working on a campaign.

Speaker 2 (01:20:15):
Not only his passion, his identity. Yeah, it's his air.

Speaker 3 (01:20:21):
I mean, you love sports, you know, he's way into
baseball football. He'd be good working for like a team
and he would kill Yeah, he would do great at
that marketing for a vodka company, right.

Speaker 2 (01:20:33):
Yeah, Now that might be a little too dangerous, but.

Speaker 3 (01:20:35):
Seven seven forty four. If you've changed directions, you reinvented yourself.
I want to hear what you were doing, what you're
currently doing, what you switched to, how'd you go about
doing it, and how to work out or you can
text us over to two two nine eight seven. Somebody said, Yeah,
I left a great education job to become a college coach.
Best decision in my life. That's cool, that's fun, it's

(01:20:58):
really cool. And know what you're doing. Give us a
call and then we'll get to some of those stories
coming up for your next You.

Speaker 2 (01:21:05):
Made it and just in time, the Woody Show is back.
I'm just looking over the calls.

Speaker 3 (01:21:11):
By the way, the phones have done blown up, the
texts have done blown up. On this topic, just inspired
by a conversation that I had with a bunch of here. Unfortunately,
some friends here they just got recently let go. Some
of them are just considering doing something completely different, reinventing themselves.

Speaker 2 (01:21:31):
One of those people Mike.

Speaker 3 (01:21:32):
The Showkiller, but he's been doing radio for so long
it's like I didn't even know what kind of advice again.
So I'd like to hear some stories of people who
have reinvented themselves. What were you doing? What are you doing. Now,
what steps did you do to make that happen other
than quitting what you were doing? Did you get training,
did you whatever? And how did it work out for you?
Are you happier? Is it better?

Speaker 2 (01:21:53):
Are you glad that you did it? If you have regrets?

Speaker 3 (01:21:55):
I would just like to be able to not just
help our friend Mike, but also anybody who's out there
and who's listening, and you know, there's always a chance
that you could be going through that same kind of thought.

Speaker 2 (01:22:03):
Process or maybe getting the ball rolling. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:22:06):
I want to you know, you want to just change
change how you feel when you get up for.

Speaker 2 (01:22:10):
Work every day.

Speaker 4 (01:22:11):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 3 (01:22:12):
Yeah, let's go to CJ. Hey, good morning, CJJ.

Speaker 13 (01:22:17):
Hey, what's going on?

Speaker 17 (01:22:18):
Guys?

Speaker 3 (01:22:19):
Hey, So, how did you reinvent yourself? What were you doing?
What are you doing?

Speaker 16 (01:22:23):
So?

Speaker 13 (01:22:23):
I used to work at a beer distributed beer distribution warehouse. Yeah,
and it was graveyard shift. It was awful, super hard,
manual labor, just I mean, mind numbing work, just picking
up boxes, throwing it on the pallet.

Speaker 17 (01:22:41):
Uh.

Speaker 13 (01:22:41):
And then now I'm an electrician with the IBU W.

Speaker 2 (01:22:46):
Yeah that's good. That's a good gig man.

Speaker 13 (01:22:49):
Yeah, I definitely got lucky with that. I had to
go back to school for it. The union has an
apprenticeship program, so I did that for about three years
and now I'm making what is it.

Speaker 11 (01:23:00):
Forty five forty.

Speaker 13 (01:23:02):
Five an hour, and I was making nineteen dollars an
hour especial.

Speaker 3 (01:23:06):
All that trades, the electrical plumbing thing. Like, dude, people
are yeah, yeah, yeah, because I mean there's fewer people,
I mean more now that college tuition stuff is out
of control, and there's just the people who are electricians
who are out there. I'm sure, dude, you're never not busy.

Speaker 2 (01:23:21):
I put electricians on the same level as mechanics, where
I'm just in awe.

Speaker 4 (01:23:25):
Of their take my money.

Speaker 2 (01:23:27):
I don't know how you do that.

Speaker 3 (01:23:28):
All right, c J, thanks the call, man, I appreciate
you listening to the Woodie Show. Let's go to uh Javier,
Good morning, Javier.

Speaker 5 (01:23:34):
Javier morning.

Speaker 3 (01:23:35):
All right, So what's your reinvention story?

Speaker 16 (01:23:38):
Man?

Speaker 17 (01:23:38):
I worked for an air conditioning distribution company for about
ten years as a manager. They basically brought in a
new operations manager, let me go, and about three months afterwards,
I applied for my state license. I became a contractor
and instead of having a wait for a check. Now

(01:23:58):
I got to go hunt for it. But I tell
you what, I wish I would have done it ten
years ago because now I spend time with my kids.
I get to basically work throughout the day. But if
I've got something going on, I can go.

Speaker 11 (01:24:11):
Ahead and take care of that.

Speaker 17 (01:24:12):
But it's kind of one of those things as a person,
you got to dig deep and you got to find
something that's going to make you happy. And you know
somebody who goes to work for a corporate corporation Monday
through Friday eight to five, Hey, you're eating fed to
check because you go to work. And now in my situation,
I wake up, I have breakfast with my kids, and

(01:24:33):
let a lot less stressful, less work, and more money.
But I tell everybody, man, you've got to dig deep.
You got to dig deep and find that inner person
and find something that's going to make you happy. And
I just want to share my story that if anybody
is working with a company and they're just not happy, man,
I'll tell you right now, I am not. I'm not
working because I love what I do and I wake

(01:24:56):
up every day, I spend time with my kids. But man,
anybody's in that that's in that situation. And I just asked, hey,
you pray, dig deep, find what's going to make you happy,
and if that's a dream that you want to do, hey,
go for it. I mean, and you hear it every time,
everybody always saying, hey, dreams are possible. Hey, it is possible.
You just have to be and you have to dig deep.

(01:25:17):
And I just want to say thank you so much,
and I thank you for letting me.

Speaker 16 (01:25:20):
Share my story.

Speaker 3 (01:25:22):
That's awesome story. That's exactly right.

Speaker 4 (01:25:25):
He said, I don't work.

Speaker 3 (01:25:26):
I do know. You switch careers. You put it all himself. Yeah,
and just now he's got his own business.

Speaker 2 (01:25:31):
He got that.

Speaker 3 (01:25:32):
Let's go to Richard. Hey, good morning, Richard.

Speaker 16 (01:25:36):
Good morning. I was a to me beyond this one,
of course. So I was a traveling software developer, had degrees,
kind of went all over the country, and I didn't
love it as much as you would think that you would.
And so then I saw the movie Meet the Fockers.
I thought I could be a male nurse. You know,

(01:25:59):
I have all these degrees and student own debt.

Speaker 1 (01:26:02):
Yeah, and I have this great prestigious job. But then
September eleventh happened. The tech industry crashed. Yeah, I found
myself kind of bouncing from job to job. So I
went back to school, got my nursing degree. I met
my wife in nursing school. I have American dream.

Speaker 16 (01:26:21):
Now getting so I've been doing that for about twenty
years now. And yeah, I completely to use my life.

Speaker 2 (01:26:27):
Yeah, no, that's awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:26:28):
And I mean now is again one of those things
you get up and you don't like, say, o, my god.

Speaker 16 (01:26:33):
Sometimes you do every job echo Hobbyer, like I get
more time with my kids.

Speaker 3 (01:26:37):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, like this is a great job,
you know, the one that we've got is a great job.
But I mean, man, when that alarm goes off, it's
but at the same time, man, it's like fortunate not
to be doing other things that man.

Speaker 2 (01:26:50):
All right, Richard, thank you for I'll never be unemployed. Yeah,
exactly right.

Speaker 3 (01:26:53):
People are always going to need medical help, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:26:56):
I think you're good.

Speaker 3 (01:26:57):
Thanks man, appreciate the call. Let's go to uh Sergia. Hey,
good morning sergery.

Speaker 12 (01:27:01):
Oh, good morning guys.

Speaker 7 (01:27:03):
How are you We're doing right?

Speaker 13 (01:27:04):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:27:04):
So we're talking about people who, for whatever reason, made
the decision or got forced into reinventing themselves you were
doing one thing and now you're doing something else.

Speaker 2 (01:27:14):
What's your story.

Speaker 7 (01:27:16):
Yeah, so I was a server for Olive Garden for
about six years, and you know, how to deal with
the customer service, just like any other job, you know,
titled that everybody goes to go through. But you know,
I was like, you know what, I can't I can't
deal with it. You know, I don't want to work
for anybody, make anybody rich. At the end of the day,
I you know, I ended up getting laid off within

(01:27:37):
COVID season, and you know, I just had to take
the risk. So I started a whole detailing business. You know,
I'm twenty three and I'm making you know, ten, ten, twelve,
eleven thousand dollars in a month, and so I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:27:52):
Well yeah, sure, right, yeah, so completely your own business,
not working for somebody.

Speaker 2 (01:27:56):
This is your own thing.

Speaker 7 (01:27:57):
Nothing. Yeah. So I actually had I actually had a
couple buddies of mine through high school and day they're
probably listening to the show as well that we love
your shows. But you know, I got about three people.
You know, I'm like, hey man, let's let's started. I
don't think you like working for anybody else. Somebody telling
you what to do. Let's go ahead and be you

(01:28:19):
know self contractors and you know all teach you everything
you need to know. You know, I'll show you all
the equipment you need to. Go ahead and get out
on the field and get contracts, get accounts with you know,
big big corporate office. You can make Yeah, you can
make that good money.

Speaker 3 (01:28:37):
Yeah, buddy mine, like Sergia, thanks for the call, Like
buddy of mine. I mean, every guy likes to do
a power washing. He turned it into a business and
so he had a power He went into business for
himself as a powerwashing business. And the guy makes bank
and he's got like all these people to work for him. Now,
I mean he's got some pretty serious power washing. Yeah,

(01:29:00):
it's pretty good. That's the biggest bonus.

Speaker 4 (01:29:02):
It's pure porn and people love watching those online.

Speaker 2 (01:29:04):
Like we watched that videos to each other. The lawnmowing
and the edging like a perfect edge along a driveway boring.

Speaker 3 (01:29:13):
Yeah, you'd be like two dudes sharing boob photos. We
get that excited. Oh yeah, powerwashing, lawn mowing.

Speaker 2 (01:29:19):
Let's go to James. Hey, good morning James, James the show.

Speaker 3 (01:29:24):
Sorry, alright, there was a button on my side here, James,
So what's your reinvention story?

Speaker 11 (01:29:30):
All right, So I was in the MT for ten years.
I was trying to become a firefighter. After many failed
tests and many failed attempts of becoming a firefighter, I
decided to become a truck driver. I got a girl pregnant,
and so I had to make money, and good money fast,
So I became the truck driver. I've been a truck
driver for four years and now I worked for a
city and making good money, have a great pension, and

(01:29:53):
I don't regret it, and I love it ever since then.

Speaker 3 (01:29:55):
So a driver for the city, So like, are the
benefits better doing that then driving for like a private company?

Speaker 2 (01:30:02):
Because year about those way better like local government jobs
or whatever?

Speaker 11 (01:30:06):
Right, yeah, way better. I mean I used to work
for a bunch of private companies and these little private
companies are mom and pop ran and so they don't
offer they don't really don't offer you any benefit. So
you know where I'm at now. It's just a better
opportunity and I have room to grow here, so I
don't regret it. I love it.

Speaker 3 (01:30:27):
And also as a truck driver, then there's a good
chance depending on what con you're doing whatever, like now
you're home every day, you're working for the city.

Speaker 2 (01:30:35):
Thousand miles.

Speaker 13 (01:30:36):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:30:37):
Yeah, but the fact that you're exactly I love an
e MT. That is badass.

Speaker 3 (01:30:41):
Ye cool, James, thank you for yeah, little mouth to
mouth for Greg. I know you're not supposed to do
that anymore.

Speaker 2 (01:30:48):
I just respect.

Speaker 11 (01:30:50):
Yeah, I'll make an exception for Greg.

Speaker 2 (01:30:52):
Yeah, but he.

Speaker 3 (01:30:53):
Likes this mouth to mouth resuscitation with tongue and a
really good nut cup.

Speaker 2 (01:31:00):
Really revives you. Wait, you're not supposed to do that, right, Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:31:04):
All right, Hey, James, thank you for the call. I
appreciate you listening to the Wood Show. Hang on one second,
everybody else, we have us some more people in the funds.
We've got a lot of great texts, awesome that that
we can share. That we can share too. All right,
eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 2 (01:31:17):
What he is? The number?

Speaker 3 (01:31:18):
Text us over to two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 16 (01:31:22):
Right back.

Speaker 2 (01:31:25):
This is.

Speaker 14 (01:31:29):
All.

Speaker 3 (01:31:29):
Let's go right back to the phones. How did you
reinvent yourself? I had a lot of friends that lost
their jobs this week. Radio industry man could be really
cut through. It's been that way my entire time. As
people say, oh, it's so bad. It's always been that way. Yeah,
there's day one.

Speaker 2 (01:31:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:31:48):
I mean I've lost my job a number of times.
I've been through it, but I've never reinvented meeting. I've
never gave up on radio and went and did something else,
or of sided like you know what exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:31:57):
I'm tired of this. I'm gonna go do this song.

Speaker 3 (01:31:59):
I don't have any really good vice for some of
these friends, like Mike the showkiller, who I've been talking to.
He's looking to do that, do something completely different. He's
looking at an exciting kind of fresh opportunity. But I
don't know what to tell him. I've never done it.
So I'm asking people who have reinvented themselves, what do
you What do you do now? What were you doing?
What kind of steps did you take in order to
get there? I know a lot of people are also
having that same thoughts or driving thinking about stuff on

(01:32:21):
their way.

Speaker 2 (01:32:22):
To their job this morning. Yeah, whatever you're doing, back
to the phone to say how to Andrew?

Speaker 3 (01:32:26):
Good morning Andrew, Andrew, good morning, Hey, So how did
you reinvent yourself?

Speaker 14 (01:32:32):
So? I was originally in the Louisiana Army National Guard
for six years under a contract, and afterwards I decided
that the army life was not for me. It was
one of my dreams I was a kid, but after shaving,
it just wasn't for me anymore.

Speaker 11 (01:32:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:32:47):
So I've spent six years in retail and I'm actually
now currently on my way to follow my second dream
in life, which is become a chef. So I'm nice
that's up the coming. Yeah, I mean going to a
goes to Scosier in Boulder, Colorado.

Speaker 2 (01:33:05):
We've been looking for a chef. Yah, chef studio. Chef
would be.

Speaker 3 (01:33:11):
Would be so great? Andrew with that, man, I appreciate you.
Appreciate you listening to really show go to Ruth say good.

Speaker 15 (01:33:16):
Morning, Ruth, Ruth, Hi, good morning guys.

Speaker 5 (01:33:19):
Can you hear me?

Speaker 11 (01:33:22):
Wait?

Speaker 3 (01:33:22):
All right, so hey, what uh what did you do
to reinvent yourself?

Speaker 16 (01:33:26):
So?

Speaker 15 (01:33:26):
I was started first in the dal industry, and then
from there I went into market research, and corporate America
just didn't value my who I wasn't an individual. They
wanted me to just do sale sales, sales, and I
like to build relationships, so they let me go because
I wouldn't do what they wanted. I wanted to build
a relationships, and I did do that. I decided to

(01:33:48):
take a risk. I bet on myself, I full and
I jumped into being a real estate advisor six years ago.
It was the best thing I've ever done. Now it
is very hard work, but I just want people to
know if you trust in yourself, and you believe in yourself,
and you serve and you truly help others, you can

(01:34:10):
do anything you want. Your dreams can come true. I mean,
I really love what I do.

Speaker 3 (01:34:15):
Well, Ruth, let me ask you a question. Do you
have your face, your name, and your phone number on
a grocery store belt divider thing?

Speaker 2 (01:34:21):
Can put in your groceries next to somebody else.

Speaker 14 (01:34:25):
I do not do.

Speaker 12 (01:34:27):
Go by baby Ruth.

Speaker 15 (01:34:29):
Oh, see.

Speaker 2 (01:34:32):
Baby Ruth.

Speaker 3 (01:34:34):
Look her up if you're looking to buy the house. Hey, Ruth,
thank you for the call. Appreciate listening to show. Let's
go to Ronaldo. Good morning, Ronaldo, Hey, good morning, Good
morning Marico. How did you reinvent yourself?

Speaker 9 (01:34:46):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (01:34:46):
So you know, after our graduated school in twenty seventeen,
I pretty much got a lot of I was doing cells.

Speaker 2 (01:34:53):
It was all right.

Speaker 11 (01:34:55):
Unfortunately I would let go on.

Speaker 2 (01:34:56):
One of them.

Speaker 11 (01:34:57):
So after that I was just like, man, I do
you know, I kind of really laid out what are
my options. I don't want to do selles no more.
I had no passion.

Speaker 2 (01:35:06):
For that anymore.

Speaker 11 (01:35:08):
So fortunately I just went back to school. It's took
like one class to kind of learn the legal system
a little bit, and then I started working at a
law firm here. So now I'm pairalegal.

Speaker 2 (01:35:18):
It's been great.

Speaker 11 (01:35:19):
Honestly, at a few months, I feel a little bit
more fulfilled in a way. And you know, who knows,
maybe now on my pad to being a lawyer, I see,
I see what to do. I see you know it
is difficult, but I think I can do it. So yeah, anyone,
if it's going bad for you, you can find a
good option, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:35:37):
Hell yeah, great, great call, Ronaldo, Thank you for the call.
Appreciate you. Listen to what the show and not good
luck with everything, man, all right, thank you, love you guys,
all right, and thank you for the advice. Everybody super cool.
I'm actually just going to send the link to the
podcast to the show killer good. I mean, he's not working,
he's got nothing else to do. He can just listen
to the podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:35:58):
Way too soon.

Speaker 4 (01:35:58):
Yeah, the universe has a way of leading you to
where you're supposed to be supposed to be there.

Speaker 16 (01:36:08):
The Wood Show.

Speaker 3 (01:36:10):
All right, welcome back everybody, Wednesday morning. Today is November sixth,
National Nacho Day.

Speaker 5 (01:36:20):
Tell your wife, yeah, shout out to Nacho.

Speaker 2 (01:36:23):
Right.

Speaker 3 (01:36:24):
I know we always have new listeners who are always
checking out the show, so people who have listened for
a long time take a break. But we have questions
every once in a while. Why does Menace always call
his wife Nacho or Spicy Nacho?

Speaker 5 (01:36:37):
Yeah, and well Nacho because she's Mexican. And then spicy
Nacho is when she has alcohol.

Speaker 3 (01:36:44):
Yeah, yeah, because she gets spicy. Yeah yeah, tell you what.
That chick gets like one or two drinks in her
and all of a sudden, she goes from being like
super quiet and reserved. So she's telling you to go
at herself. I get yeah, oh yeah, you would.

Speaker 4 (01:36:58):
Have said yeah firsthand.

Speaker 5 (01:37:00):
Yeah, So I'll leave her, yeah where and she starts
mouthing off and like see you.

Speaker 3 (01:37:05):
Yeah, no, I know by I've witnessed that too. Yeah,
because we both left our wives together. Oh okay, because
they both get the same way. So my wife's not Mexican,
so I can't call her nacho.

Speaker 2 (01:37:16):
Yeah, you know, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (01:37:17):
I can call it like I can call it spicy ravioli.

Speaker 5 (01:37:20):
You know, not staying out anymore, Gonna go back to
the hotel room and go to bed.

Speaker 4 (01:37:24):
Y'all knock yourself out.

Speaker 3 (01:37:25):
Yeah, I'm anyway. National Nacho Day is today. It's a
National Basketball Day, noice, It's National Advent Calendar Day.

Speaker 4 (01:37:33):
Yes, I'm ready.

Speaker 2 (01:37:36):
On what theme this year? Sammy.

Speaker 6 (01:37:38):
It has it's like pink and red and stuff. I
got it from Trader Joseph has chocolate inside for each
day and every year.

Speaker 3 (01:37:45):
Honestly, kind of surprised you go with the Trader Joe's
one every year.

Speaker 4 (01:37:48):
I get the Trader.

Speaker 3 (01:37:49):
I thought you'd be like something more traditional, because how
crazy you are. Something more Christmas?

Speaker 5 (01:37:53):
Yeah, antique in terms of what though something you know what?

Speaker 6 (01:38:00):
I did used to have one built of wood, but
I could only I can only keep so many Christmas decorations,
and so my mom has that one, so I see
it when I go.

Speaker 2 (01:38:09):
But also like, are we far enough?

Speaker 3 (01:38:10):
I mean, it seems like we're still kind of far
away from an advent calendar. I thought that was only
like the last thirty days, right.

Speaker 6 (01:38:17):
It starts on December first, but they all sell out.
I mean, good luck if you're looking for one in
December fest Losers.

Speaker 3 (01:38:23):
Yeah, all right, so National Team Manager Day and it's
also National Stress Awareness Day.

Speaker 2 (01:38:29):
We're aware. I had the best advant calendar last year.
It was for my dog. And when you opened it
up and went roof, oh my god, and then there
was a treat in size and on the like, I
don't know. Within a week she knew the song meant
treat and I would open it up and she'd come
running in. Ye, she's like Einstein. She is a comedian.

Speaker 3 (01:38:51):
Nate Bargetzi is currently the top earning stand up comedian
in the world.

Speaker 2 (01:38:56):
Ah, good for him.

Speaker 3 (01:38:57):
Yeah, and it was just announced that he is getting
his own movie. It's called The bread Winner. He's a
co writer on it, but they haven't said anything about
the plot yet.

Speaker 2 (01:39:05):
But dude, this.

Speaker 3 (01:39:05):
Guy is on a roll. Yeah, in its first twenty
eight days. His latest stand up special, called Hello World,
is Amazon Prime's most streamed original comedy special.

Speaker 16 (01:39:16):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:39:17):
He's also got two stand up specials coming up for Netflix.
He's working on a holiday variety show for CBS Sammy,
and he's got a book coming out in May of
next year. It's called Big Dumb Eyes Stories from a
Simpler Mind.

Speaker 5 (01:39:33):
This guy has not been on my radar at all.
Like I recognize his face, Yeah, and then I saw
him like host SNL and that was it. That's like,
really all I know about him, dude.

Speaker 3 (01:39:43):
His his comedy clips from his stand up special come
up on Instagram and stuff. All yeah, all the time.
Josh gadd for you Spaceballs fans, He says that everyone
who's read the script for the Spaceball sequel has been
quote blown away.

Speaker 4 (01:40:00):
Yeah, Wow, who's he playing?

Speaker 2 (01:40:02):
I don't see.

Speaker 3 (01:40:03):
I've always liked h Spaceball's never loved it. Like, I
thought it was cool. I thought it was fun. Like
I've seen it a few times.

Speaker 2 (01:40:10):
But I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:40:12):
Like, I know what you're talking about. I think you
said that, but like I couldn't just start.

Speaker 12 (01:40:15):
Uh.

Speaker 5 (01:40:16):
I love when they're coming the desert and they say
they haven't found ish.

Speaker 2 (01:40:20):
Yeah, I mean it's funny.

Speaker 3 (01:40:21):
I've watched it a few times, but I can't quote
it the way that I can some other classic movies
like them, Greg, you'd like this a new Prime documentary.
It's called The House from and the Owner of Jesse
Pinkman's house from Breaking VAM Breaking revealed how much she
was paid for this. Okay, so the doc it's produced
by Adam F. Goldberg of the Goldbergs family.

Speaker 2 (01:40:43):
Yeah, and you know some other.

Speaker 3 (01:40:44):
Houses that they feature are the ones from Full House,
Golden Girls, Home Alone, God, Silence of the Lambs, the Goonies,
A Christmas Story, and a whole bunch more. It's on
Prime a guy, it's called the House from Dot Dot.

Speaker 2 (01:40:59):
Doc coming out or available, it's on now. It to
that stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:41:04):
Let's nude out, yeah, mute out.

Speaker 2 (01:41:07):
From all right.

Speaker 3 (01:41:07):
So the woman this owner who had Jesse Pinkman's house
that was used for Breaking Bad, she revealed how much
she was paid. She seems like a very sweet lady.

Speaker 2 (01:41:15):
By the way.

Speaker 5 (01:41:15):
Okay, wait, is this the one that chases down people
what like, from Breaking Bad?

Speaker 3 (01:41:20):
Jesse Pinkman. It's Walter Walter White.

Speaker 5 (01:41:25):
Remember you gotta remember, I haven't seen one second Breaking Bad,
Break I know that one house that no, no, no,
that's Walter's house.

Speaker 3 (01:41:35):
Okay, this is Jesse's house. The woman who owns it
how much she was paid for that.

Speaker 10 (01:41:38):
My name is Christine Brennan, and I used to own
Jesse's mention from the Breaking Bad series.

Speaker 2 (01:41:46):
So we're going to cook here.

Speaker 3 (01:41:47):
No, we're not going to cook here.

Speaker 2 (01:41:49):
Okay, this is my house.

Speaker 10 (01:41:50):
If they needed to come into the house, they would
pay me five hundred dollars for the day. If they filmed,
they would pay two thousand a day, and then if
they don't film any more than fourteen days, I don't
have to pay income texts on it. At that point,
my son was in high school and I was able

(01:42:13):
to buy him a car.

Speaker 2 (01:42:15):
They're pretty cool. It was a nice house.

Speaker 3 (01:42:18):
I was able to buy him a cart.

Speaker 2 (01:42:21):
Was awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:42:22):
What about when they trashed it?

Speaker 2 (01:42:24):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:42:24):
Okay, So here's the thing. You remember when Jesse's parents
sold the house? Yeah yep, okay, so that was never
supposed to happen. Oh really, I had to rewrite the
whole script. Here is why skilling him was not real.
It was Vince Gillion. She she butchered his name here, but.

Speaker 2 (01:42:42):
She's skilling him.

Speaker 10 (01:42:44):
Was not real happy with me when he found out
that I was selling the house mid season?

Speaker 2 (01:42:51):
Was there buying a chance? Scheduled for this afternoon an
open house.

Speaker 10 (01:42:55):
He had already envisioned what the next season was going
to be like, and he had to rewrite the script
so Jesse's house would be sold in case the new
owners didn't allow me, which resulted in Jesse having to
move elsewhere because the buyers were going to be in

(01:43:16):
the process of remodeling it.

Speaker 2 (01:43:18):
He moved the garage. That's bold mother's idea. Think that
isn't that bright.

Speaker 5 (01:43:24):
She's getting all this income now selling the house would
It's gonna be super famous by the time the show
wrapped up.

Speaker 3 (01:43:31):
You could have maybe she had to move in college.

Speaker 5 (01:43:34):
She's down great, she sounds like a dumb horse.

Speaker 3 (01:43:37):
That's pretty cold the house from you could.

Speaker 2 (01:43:39):
Check it out. She's a stupid skan.

Speaker 5 (01:43:41):
Check it break.

Speaker 2 (01:43:43):
All right, Time for your birthdays. Speaking of go show
this Suarday. We're gonna sugar, We're gonna sit batage. It's
simard and you know you don't. All right.

Speaker 3 (01:43:57):
Starting with the celebrity birthdays today, Happy birthday to Ethan Hawk.

Speaker 2 (01:44:03):
Oh nice, he is fifty four.

Speaker 3 (01:44:06):
Sally Field, She's always just seemed so sweet, much like
that lady that you guys are just making those awful comments.

Speaker 2 (01:44:12):
About just because she's dumb.

Speaker 3 (01:44:15):
Sally Field seventy eight years old today. Oh this is
Jerry O'Connell, oh, Jerr, Rebecca Romaine missus miss misses.

Speaker 2 (01:44:26):
Oh okay, yeah, Happy birthday.

Speaker 3 (01:44:28):
Number one on Star Trek Discovery, sending Greg a very
nice gift one really good one of those items from
from friends.

Speaker 2 (01:44:36):
Sw sweatshirt and a handwritten card. Really nice, I Keith
to this day? Was the sweatshirt?

Speaker 16 (01:44:43):
It was?

Speaker 2 (01:44:43):
It was like the it was supposed to be Rachel
Green's alma mater, like the University of somewhere. Oh my god,
how do you not remember that? I don't remember? That's
remember anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:44:54):
Rebecca Romain's fifty two today. You got Emma Stone, who's
thirty six, Taron Manning, it was Tiffany Dogging on Orange
is the New Black at forty six, Maria Shreiver, who
these days looks like Skeletor she was what's married to
Arnold Schwarzenegger. Guess how she is today? Greg, Let's go
with sixty nine. Oh yes, sixty nine. Now, lamar Odom

(01:45:16):
is forty five. You got Kelly Rutherford, Blake Lively's mom
on Gossip Girl, who is fifty six. And Corey Glover
remember the band Living Color Cold. Yeah, Corey Glover is
sixty and your porno birthday Today is Monica Sweet and
today's birthday girl. Speaking of the election, she's worked more
polls than an election official.

Speaker 5 (01:45:36):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:45:37):
She'd been in four hundred and eighteen fine films, including
The Devil Wears Nada.

Speaker 2 (01:45:44):
That's good.

Speaker 3 (01:45:45):
She was in British Sex Fest Volume two. She was
in Pinkest of the Pink Volume one, also Fistful of Fun.
I wonder what that's about? Who and uh, Greg, I
think you might like this one? Who can forget her
unforgettable role in Month Out by the Fireplace. That's Monica Sweet,
who is forty three years old today, nice winter night,

(01:46:07):
a corner birthday, your celebrity birthdays and that a Wednesday morning.
Look what's happening around the world of entertainment. We're gonna
take a quick break. We got some more Wednesday What
am I talking about? We've got some more Wednesday Morning
Woodies show coming up for you.

Speaker 2 (01:46:23):
Next hang on the Woody Show. We'll be back in
a sec. Buila wouldn't approve the Woody Show?

Speaker 3 (01:46:31):
All right, Well, that's gonna do it for Wednesday Morning.
Everybody by Full show podcast waiting for you. Just go
to the woodieshow dot Com. Thanks again to Joe Coy
Show for us stopping by being on the show with
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(01:46:54):
let's see what else news headlines today. That's all on
the podcast. Get caught up there at the Woody Show
dot com. Coming up for you tomorrow a pre Friday
Thursday morning.

Speaker 2 (01:47:04):
Good.

Speaker 3 (01:47:05):
Some questions this time for the ladies. Typically we've been
doing questions for the fellas, and the ladies of The
Woody Show have been asking questions to the guys. But
this time Greg's got some specific questions, really do and
then also we got some other ones that have been
said in the meantime. If you have one a question
like you know you've always wondered, like, all right, ladies,
what's the deal with whatever? Yeah, just trying to figure

(01:47:27):
each other out, trying to figure out the sexes, you know.
Hit us up after ours voicemail eight seven seven forty
four Woodie That and more tomorrow Thursday, Here on The
Woody Show, Greg Gory parting words of wisdom.

Speaker 2 (01:47:41):
Please yes stand on the bridges that you're burning so
people know you're serious about your crazy. Yeah, you want to.
You want them to know it's you. It's for real.

Speaker 3 (01:47:53):
If you're going to burn a bridge, yeah, make sure
they know where that smoke came from. You know, super
But it's like tipping bartenders and stuff. Don't just put
it down and walk away and let somebody else get
credit for your tip. You want to make sure they
see it and know it came from you.

Speaker 2 (01:48:08):
I like that one, all right.

Speaker 3 (01:48:10):
Thank you very much, Greg Gory. Thank you so much
for giving the show some of your valuable time this morning.

Speaker 2 (01:48:16):
You know we'd love it.

Speaker 3 (01:48:16):
Appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys can
suck it and we'll catch you back here on Thursday.
Have a great day. SMD double M.

Speaker 2 (01:48:24):
I quit this bitch,