The Woody Show November 7th 2024 Podcast

Questions for the ladies, News Headlines, Redneck News & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It's dune to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion is it lies the Woody Shows.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
The Woody Show Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 3 (00:37):
Class is now in session.

Speaker 4 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody morning. All right, So it's Thursday morning.
It's November the seventh, twenty twenty four. Now the election
day has passed, right, Yeah, we got all that sorted out.
Now we can really truly focus on Thanksgiving. Yeah, that's
the next thing to look It's the next big thing
to look forward to.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
Love it.

Speaker 4 (01:06):
Yeah, so we'll look forward to to Thanksgiving. All right,
let's do that in anytime. Let's let's start with the
baby steps. So we'll try to get to Friday first,
getting through today this Thursday morning.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Thank you for being here. I'm whatdy.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
That's Greg Gory. We got Menace, Hi, Gina grad is here.
We got Sam there, Sea mass Bort and Caroline are
here chopping it up, literally cutting up audio and everything.

Speaker 3 (01:28):
Uh huh.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
They're in the Woody Show production department. We got Morgan,
our associate producer, Vaughn our video producer. Phone's open for
you at eight seven seven forty four Woody at eight
seven seven forty four Woody. You can also hit us
up with a text this morning over to nine eight seven.
All right, So coming up for you this morning on
the show, we got some questions for the ladies. And

(01:51):
it started because Greg said that he had some questions
and he is gonna very specific questions, very specific. Hey,
So normally this is ask the fellas. We're late, have
the questions for the fellas when we do our best
to answer them. Now we really need your help. We're
bringing Morgan and Caroline for this too good, you know,
because Gregson need all the helping get on some of these.

Speaker 5 (02:09):
I don't know how to answer them.

Speaker 4 (02:11):
It's weird and it's kind of weird. I hope you can.
And then some some other questions then we'll get to those.
If you got one, fellows you're wondering about something like
why do women, why do ladies? Whatever, you'll be able
to call in texting on that. Trending news headlines coming
up for you this morning as well some of the
entertainment stuff here in just a few minutes on the
Woody Show, all right, a couple of things going around

(02:34):
the room. Greg was complaining, even though he looks great, know.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
Well, speaking of women, we recently all hung out and
took some photos with each other. I am sick and
tired of looking like an old lady. Okay, so I
look shiny, feminine. I would.

Speaker 4 (02:57):
I would offer to have my testicles removed if I
could look the way.

Speaker 6 (03:01):
That you do.

Speaker 5 (03:02):
That's very sweet of you. Very shiny woman.

Speaker 3 (03:08):
Shiny woman, it's very cute.

Speaker 5 (03:09):
I look girly. This is not the best example. But
there's another photo that we took. We're all together, and
I'm like, I look like a pregnant shiny woman. No idiot,
I look so gross.

Speaker 4 (03:21):
So he's moved on from oh I'm fat, which he
was never fat, but now he's like I was critically skinny,
where it's like his organs might start to shut down.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
So it makes my face shiny, It makes me look
like feminine.

Speaker 7 (03:35):
Shiny.

Speaker 3 (03:36):
I hate.

Speaker 5 (03:37):
I can't take it. So it's embarrassing.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
I feel bad for you the way I feel bad
for the guys. He goes my penis is too big
for or like this.

Speaker 5 (03:47):
Okay, so you would you got to admit you would
be bummed out if you look very, very very feminine.
I look like a look like you. I would be psyched.

Speaker 4 (03:56):
I see look photos squinty eyes, blimp lips, fat face,
fat gut man. So just wow, big fat zero, the
way you.

Speaker 5 (04:07):
Look at yourself and photos how I look at myself.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
But this is also so keep in mind, this is
also how you and I both feel when Sammy says
I can't.

Speaker 5 (04:16):
Gain, Okay, I can't create.

Speaker 3 (04:20):
You see what I'm saying.

Speaker 5 (04:20):
I do.

Speaker 3 (04:21):
It's the same kind of feeling.

Speaker 5 (04:22):
It's true, but it's like I might as well just
put on some like long gurly ear rings and stuff.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
Oh, by the way, speaking of getting fat and and
everything else. So mister Grim is one of our hardcore
long time what do you show listeners. He brought Grim
Dog out. I don't want to call it a care package.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
It was a care.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
Delivery care truck, and we posted a video of it
like when we first you know, had everything delivered. And
one of the things that he brought was this five
pound bucket. It's a big like one of those like
home depot sized, buddy, it's five mass five gallon bucket,
not five pound bug five gallon buck Yeah. Sorry, It's
filled with Reese's peanut butter co over three hundred and

(05:00):
and so Menace has a legit question. We're gonna put it.
We're going to put it out to everybody who works
on the show.

Speaker 3 (05:05):
Okay, So it's been here for about a week and
we have enjoyed it. But we're all we're all trying
to be like kind of good on when it comes
to our eating. And I found myself eating five before
I left the other day. I had about four the
other way.

Speaker 5 (05:20):
You want to respect him.

Speaker 3 (05:21):
I know, but I'm like, should we you know, since
we've already had our fun, should we put it out
into the world and let everybody else enjoy it? And
it does sit right next to Vaughan two, And I'm
afraid that Vaughan will get like two hundred pounds.

Speaker 7 (05:37):
He's skinny and.

Speaker 4 (05:41):
Skinnier than Greg. Yeah, you're rage, well, he's in good shape.
He plays a lot of basket Actually, Greg, you're you
were fat compared to Vaughan.

Speaker 5 (05:48):
Totally. Yeah, So what's your vote?

Speaker 1 (05:53):
Von?

Speaker 3 (05:54):
I not eat chocolate candy.

Speaker 4 (05:57):
On top of that, he's enough chocolate, you know what
I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (06:04):
On top of that. On top of that, I accidentally
bought some regular sodas because you know, I'm all about
the zero sodas lately, and I go, oh, I bought.
I have these extra sodas I accidentally bought here, have them,
he goes, I don't drink soda.

Speaker 5 (06:19):
That's why I.

Speaker 3 (06:22):
Get out.

Speaker 7 (06:23):
We are so sickened?

Speaker 3 (06:24):
Is this, Sammy?

Speaker 7 (06:27):
I don't drink eat like you guys?

Speaker 4 (06:31):
All right, so your vote doesn't count, Gina, what do
you think?

Speaker 7 (06:34):
Can we keep it for a little while?

Speaker 8 (06:35):
Long?

Speaker 2 (06:36):
Wow?

Speaker 3 (06:36):
A little while? A long? Greg Glory, I say we
keep it for a little while.

Speaker 9 (06:42):
We can keep it. I don't care.

Speaker 3 (06:43):
Yeah, yo, what do you think? Are we keeping the
big book reader bucket?

Speaker 10 (06:50):
Well, I'm allergic to peanut butter, so you guys, you
blew out there.

Speaker 9 (06:55):
I haven't been eating it, so I haven't either.

Speaker 7 (06:57):
But now I'm reminded you're allergic.

Speaker 4 (06:59):
To peanut butter. Yeah wow, yeah, fun.

Speaker 10 (07:01):
I fell out the hard way with when I was
also allergic to hair dye on Halloween.

Speaker 5 (07:05):
I have both?

Speaker 4 (07:06):
So wait, so can we just as an experiment, like
can you have like a pen ready come and like
give you a peanut butter cup and just see what happens.

Speaker 10 (07:14):
It just makes me feel itchy, like I start scratching
like my son scalp.

Speaker 5 (07:17):
It's not that bad. You can deal with fun. It's
worth it. I they phoned.

Speaker 10 (07:22):
If I mix it with another allergy, it gets bad.

Speaker 3 (07:24):
So all right, I was just looking out, all right,
Well there, we're trying to be good. It stays all right.
It stays for a bit until we get down to
what only fifty pieces.

Speaker 4 (07:37):
We're gonna take a quick break more what he shows next?

Speaker 3 (07:39):
Hang on the show.

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Speaker 3 (07:59):
I think there's some Canannigan's going on.

Speaker 4 (08:01):
The Woody Show is back and we start another new hour.
I insensivity, can't even speak one insensitivity training for a
politically correct world. It is Thursday morning, it's a pre Friday.
It's November the seventh, twenty twenty four. Woody, that's Greg,
good morning, that's menace.

Speaker 5 (08:22):
I get it. He is right there.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
I know you heal do I understand good morning to you.
See man, I'm a professional. There's sam morning. Phones are
open eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 5 (08:32):
Woody.

Speaker 4 (08:33):
It's eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 5 (08:34):
Woodie.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
Hit us up with a text over to two to
ninety seven, looking for your participation here again this hour
because we have some Normally we do questions for the
fellas where the ladies of the Woody Show will help
us try to figure out what the hell's going on.

Speaker 7 (08:50):
Because we've got questions, yeah.

Speaker 4 (08:52):
Exactly, and then we'll give you some answers and hopefully
keep some insight. Now it's flipped because Greg said he
has some questions for the ladies, specific ones. So Greg, yeah,
Greg's got some specific ones. We were asking everybody to
send some in. So I have some other questions that
the people have submitted for the ladies, and we'll bring
in you know, Morgan, and we'll have Caroline in here. Yeah,

(09:16):
we won't, you know, So it's not just Gina and
Sammy's roundable, right, it's uh, you know, trust all the ladies. Yeah,
that we that we have here to try to get
to the bottom of it. Just try to understand each
other better.

Speaker 7 (09:27):
We don't have to be like a doctor to answer these.

Speaker 4 (09:29):
Doing No okay, I mean no, not not the ones
that that I have that we're submitted. No, no, but great,
you just want to throw a couple out there and
then what we could do.

Speaker 5 (09:40):
Yeah, and then just to think it over first. Well yeah, I.

Speaker 4 (09:43):
Mean, like if you, uh, if you want to answer
a couple of them, I want to get I really
want to get like Morgan and uh and Caroline in here.

Speaker 5 (09:49):
All right. Well one is, like I said, is incredibly
specific and it involves tamps. Okay, okay, okay, yeah, well no,
because I learned so much the last time we talked
about too saw one and pretended to insert one and
I learned a lot. You know, how you try to
make the most of a bad situation, Like when I
was a kid and I broke my arm. At least

(10:10):
you have somebody your friends sign your cast or whatever.
You know, it sucks that you broke your arm, but
yeah it's cool you got your cast and you know,
just making the best of a bad situation. And then, Sammy,
you once mentioned that you have to how should I
phrase this replace slash change your tamp when you number
two because it might come out right nice. My question

(10:31):
would be have you ever tried to just basically have
fun with a bad situation where you're like, I'm gonna
make it pop out or I'm gonna yeah, or I'm
gonna Is.

Speaker 4 (10:40):
That the female equivalent of trying to hang a towel
off your exactly.

Speaker 9 (10:43):
Off you don pap like a baby.

Speaker 5 (10:46):
Yeah, or like if you stand with your legs far
apart and kind of swing the string around or like
kind of like walls right exactly, like just try to
have fun with it even though it sucks.

Speaker 9 (10:57):
You know, I have not tried to do that.

Speaker 7 (11:00):
Have you ever tied something to the end of it
and made it decorative?

Speaker 9 (11:02):
Is that what your.

Speaker 5 (11:04):
Yeah? Right?

Speaker 6 (11:05):
Made?

Speaker 9 (11:05):
Some ornaments?

Speaker 12 (11:06):
I just never realized Christmas Christmas a little Christmas ornament
like a red ball. I don't think I've ever had
any quote unquote fun with my tampon.

Speaker 7 (11:17):
Really we've been missing out.

Speaker 3 (11:19):
But dazzling at all.

Speaker 7 (11:20):
Sometimes it can.

Speaker 12 (11:21):
Be really I don't know saying if this is your
experience or any of the other ladies on here, it
can be really hard to pull out and you have
to like like like wrap.

Speaker 7 (11:31):
It around your wrist. Really it's dry, or just your
muscles are contracted, like do.

Speaker 4 (11:38):
You put your like one foot up on the toilet
and kind of use that like to leverage.

Speaker 7 (11:43):
That's how That's how you can That's how you put
it in.

Speaker 4 (11:46):
Yeah, if it's being real stubborn about coming out, like yeah,
like a lawnmower.

Speaker 13 (11:50):
Start in this sense of greg when I say, you know,
when you go number two in the pushing it may
make it come out.

Speaker 9 (11:59):
It's not coming all the way out.

Speaker 13 (12:02):
It'll just be like a little bit and enough where
you'd have to pull it out, yeah.

Speaker 9 (12:07):
Because otherwise it's kind of just a little bit out.

Speaker 12 (12:09):
It can though, if we're getting graphic. There are times
where I've gone to the bathroom and I've left and I'm.

Speaker 7 (12:15):
Like, is my my Tampa's still in? It does happen?
And then it's like, well, what do I do now?
Because just check?

Speaker 3 (12:24):
What do you mean?

Speaker 12 (12:25):
Because sometimes the string isn't like conveniently located, and then
you're really just kind.

Speaker 14 (12:30):
Of really oh yeah, yeah, have you ever lost the string?

Speaker 7 (12:34):
That's what I'm talking about.

Speaker 3 (12:35):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (12:36):
I thought that's what the point of the string was.
I thought it was like a search and rescue so.

Speaker 9 (12:41):
You don't have to stick your fingers.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
Understand, But sometimes that I understand, but I can't understand
like how to get.

Speaker 12 (12:48):
Sometimes it goes caddy wampus. It doesn't have a weight
on the end of it, like sometimes it goes where
it goes.

Speaker 5 (12:53):
That's what That's what I'm saying, Like put a weight on.

Speaker 7 (12:55):
That's what they need, Like fishing, that's what I'm stay bait.

Speaker 5 (12:58):
I just make them longer so they can't a little
ball bear.

Speaker 3 (13:01):
Yeah, like a little little charm.

Speaker 4 (13:03):
Like its length.

Speaker 15 (13:06):
It's the fact that the material it is, it's not
a strong stick. It'll bunch and get wet and stuff.

Speaker 5 (13:13):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (13:14):
I have a like non gross question about is there
any like fashionable ones, like oh, all the cool girls
they use this brand like fashionable.

Speaker 4 (13:24):
It's in like a trendy the cool brand like all
the you know, like they make Stanley mugs. Yeah yeah,
but then they make other ones that look like Stanley
Muggs that are not Stanley Muggs.

Speaker 3 (13:34):
That's cool to have the Stanley up. You don't want colors,
I would.

Speaker 9 (13:38):
Argue the Tampax Pearl. I would be in that cat.

Speaker 7 (13:41):
I was just gonna say, I use the Tampax Pearl forever.

Speaker 4 (13:44):
I'm looking to get a lady a gift and just
make sure I get the pearl.

Speaker 3 (13:48):
Yeah, is that the brand Morgan?

Speaker 7 (13:50):
Is that what you'd say?

Speaker 16 (13:51):
I go for the sport Tampax Sport.

Speaker 3 (13:53):
What's the difference?

Speaker 7 (13:53):
What does that do?

Speaker 16 (13:54):
I don't know. The sport one seems like it's gonna
be more.

Speaker 7 (13:57):
Adaptable to or something.

Speaker 4 (14:00):
Spinners and running boards have a lightning bolt on the package.
It's got a special trim to it. But you guys,
they can only get on the sport I have used.

Speaker 12 (14:09):
By well not by accident. Was the only choice? Those
O B tampon no applicator. Your choices at that point exist.

Speaker 4 (14:19):
What was the other one that you hated recently? You
said you got one from like Whole Foods or something.

Speaker 12 (14:23):
It's like a little teeny tidy cardboard tube and nothing.
It's just and it's it's really like it's like if
you were putting wool up there, right, because I say you.

Speaker 4 (14:33):
Said it was kind of like a like a tree
tree branch. It was splash like old newspapers, shredded up
like just some hippie dippy thing.

Speaker 7 (14:41):
Like the bottom of like a chicken coop at the composte.

Speaker 4 (14:45):
All right, So Greg started with a tampon tampon question.

Speaker 5 (14:48):
Of course, I think MENACE's question is good because you
think these companies would brand them better, like have a
limited addition color like a Walmart exclusive or I mean yeah, right, like.

Speaker 4 (15:00):
A cool collabe doing that like Skinny Girl or something.
You know, likent buy anything. This is a mixed.

Speaker 5 (15:13):
Charge of This is more of a public service for
the tamp industry.

Speaker 4 (15:18):
Are you ever like Greg when it comes to buying
this stuff, because like Greg is very embarrassed to buy
toilet paper, Like he'll buy a thousand other things just
so you can kind of as the purchase. I don't know,
it's back.

Speaker 5 (15:31):
At once, just to cover the toilet paper.

Speaker 7 (15:34):
Everybody knows at some point you're gonna need toilet I know.

Speaker 5 (15:37):
But they don't have to see it. They don't have
to see it buying it. Yeah, he's really weird about it.

Speaker 12 (15:41):
I know, it's not true. It's not that I've never been.
I remember when I stopped being like.

Speaker 7 (15:45):
Oh I got to hide this, Like screw you guys.
If I have to deal with it, you have to
see it.

Speaker 9 (15:49):
I mean what, Yeah, I don't care.

Speaker 13 (15:51):
I'll go when I need that, I'll go there and
grab it. And then walk around the store and brass
for a while holding.

Speaker 4 (15:56):
That seven six five. Texting over says, I use the
sport as well because it opens like a skirt, so
it doesn't hurt when you pull it out. There you
got pro tip, so tips.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
Yeah, I'm thinking of all the marketing possibilities, like why
isn't there like wicked tampons exactly?

Speaker 7 (16:12):
Somethings coming at all?

Speaker 4 (16:16):
Right, A, right, we're gonna take a break. I swear
that all the questions are not tamp related.

Speaker 7 (16:23):
Do you have one more segment right there?

Speaker 5 (16:26):
Oh no, no, no, no, I have another tamp related one.

Speaker 3 (16:29):
But give the give the question, then we'll get the
answer after the break.

Speaker 5 (16:32):
So in some movies or TV shows, when a girl
has her first peer, it's almost like a bizarre celebration
and the mom wants to go to lunch and go
shopping and all a woman. Daughter, Now you've become a woman,
and it's almost like a celebrated thing. Is that a
real thing? Is that a real thing?

Speaker 4 (16:52):
Ladies hit us up on the text call in eight
seven seven forty four, Woodie, I've heard the term period
party before. But we'll get the official answer questions for
the ladies. We got some other ones too, and if
you got one, you could send a question. Doesn't have
to be Tampa. They're just throwing that out there, right,
I have a bunch of other ones that have nothing
to do with any ads.

Speaker 9 (17:12):
Royce demon funny.

Speaker 4 (17:21):
You ask the questions for the ladies about all that
you know? Absolutely right, So, Greg, he had a question
right before the break, and then we'll get the answer
on this. We got, we got Morgan, we got we
got Caroline, and of course we've got Gina and Sammy
to help answer these questions. And your second and this
is the last Tampa related question, thank god.

Speaker 5 (17:43):
Yeah. Yeah, just basically, when you have your first peer
and your mother makes a big deal out of it,
wants to have a party or take you out to
lunch or celebrate, for lack of a better term, is
that a thing? And if it was a thing for you,
was it mortified?

Speaker 12 (17:57):
I don't know anyone who experienced that personally, I sure
as hell didn't.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
I have heard the term period party.

Speaker 12 (18:03):
Right, Yeah, And and remember the Cosby Show had Woman's
Day and that was like a really big deal. Yeah,
but that that is wouldn't fly in my house, and
no one explained anything to me. Thank God for the
public education system. I had no idea. I thought women,
you know you laid eggs. Nobody knew anything. I told
my mom. She was downstairs watching a movie. I was mortified.

(18:26):
I didn't know what to do. I sat there just
staring at the TV for like a half an hour,
and I was like, I stole the Kurts and She's like, okay,
you know, congratulations, And I was like, I think it's
because I had my period. And my mom goes, turns
off the TV and goes, okay, gets that, goes to

(18:46):
the store, gets bad.

Speaker 7 (18:47):
That was my That was it. That was my period party.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
But no conversation. Yeah, no, no tutorial, no that.

Speaker 7 (18:56):
And that is why I'm more like, do you guys
have any questions?

Speaker 13 (19:02):
Yeah, when I first started mine, I was I had
two older sisters, so it's.

Speaker 9 (19:06):
Not like I was the only girl pitch.

Speaker 13 (19:09):
So when I started mine, I remember telling my mom
and she just.

Speaker 9 (19:14):
Went, okay, well, then go grab a pad like it.

Speaker 4 (19:17):
It was just like by the time because like two
other sisters, so you get you get those hand me
down tamps happened.

Speaker 13 (19:29):
Yeah, after that kind of first cycle, I went I'm
done with pads. They're so annoying. And so I told
my mom. I was like, I'm just gonna use him,
and my mom was like, I don't.

Speaker 9 (19:39):
This was the call.

Speaker 13 (19:40):
This was the only real conversation, and my mom was like,
I don't recommend that you're going to leak. Like it's
not because when you first start and you don't know
what you're doing.

Speaker 9 (19:49):
And so she warned me and she was like, you
don't want to.

Speaker 13 (19:51):
Be at school or something and something happens. I really
don't think you should. And I was like, well, I'm
not wearing pads. I'm not doing it, and she was
like gonna throw up.

Speaker 4 (19:59):
Yeah, somebody on the tech says, my mom and my
aunt got me a cake that said congrats, and my
dad got me a card that day for everyone listening.
Don't do that.

Speaker 5 (20:10):
Seems like.

Speaker 4 (20:12):
This one said. I was the first girl to get
mine in class. Didn't get a big celebration, but for
one week I was the coolest girl in all of class.
All the other girls wanted to ask me about it
because I was quote a woman.

Speaker 12 (20:24):
Now, Oh, I like that because I remember the girl
who got hers first, and she was like in fifth
or sixth grade and we were all like.

Speaker 7 (20:30):
Like, don't talk about it. How embarrassing for you?

Speaker 5 (20:32):
Yeah, it seems like could be the opposite of that.

Speaker 4 (20:34):
I have some other questions for the ladies, and so
my wife Will asked me this question ever once a watch,
because isn't it weird to sit like when you got nuts? Like,
how do you isn't that uncomfortable? So the same kind
of thing, but how do you sleep comfortably with boobs?
This is one of the questions I got sent in.

Speaker 5 (20:48):
That's a good question.

Speaker 9 (20:49):
I mean, I wouldn't know, So, Gina, you want to
take this thing.

Speaker 12 (20:53):
Well, you know, they do have boob pillows that I
looked into before my reduction. They're like they're like these
like kind of curved on both side pillows that you
put in between your boobs so when you lay sideways,
they don't like smush together.

Speaker 7 (21:07):
But I never actually pulled the trigger on that. But
it is not easy. You don't sleep on your front,
that's for sure.

Speaker 3 (21:13):
So you can't stomach sleep.

Speaker 7 (21:14):
And if you.

Speaker 12 (21:15):
Ever, like are on vacation or you go to the beach,
it's true, we do dig a little trench and like.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
That makes sense, that makes sense. Yeah, same it doesn't.

Speaker 14 (21:25):
Get But Caroline, I can't really relate to that either. Gina,
I sleep on my front. You never had to shoes?

Speaker 16 (21:32):
Yeah, they're like, I mean too small?

Speaker 3 (21:36):
All right?

Speaker 17 (21:36):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (21:37):
For women in groups, why don't you call your friends
out for bad behavior when they are obviously in the wrong.
Why is there a need to always justify their actions?

Speaker 7 (21:45):
Oh that's interesting.

Speaker 16 (21:47):
Well I do this.

Speaker 14 (21:48):
I call friends out and I've lost friends because of
that because they just want to hear what they want
to hear. So girls with big friends group, it's because
they don't tell the truth to their friends, is.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
Okay? Were like, dude, you're dumb ass, right, Yeah? Yeah,
I mean I guess you if you did it? What privately?
Or do you do it in front of the group.

Speaker 14 (22:08):
Well it's been there's been different situations, but no, mostly privately.
But sometimes if you're you know, three or four girlfriends
at lunch or whatever, and they're talking about their ex
and blah blah, and you just tell it to him straight,
the whole group of girls will look at you like,
are you crazy right now?

Speaker 5 (22:22):
What are you doing?

Speaker 3 (22:22):
Like, don't say that, But dudes, we prefer to do
it in front of you. Yeah, because it's funny, Caroline,
what you were going to say something?

Speaker 18 (22:29):
Oh, I was saying, yeah, but then you end up
being the mean one and everyone's looking at you like, I.

Speaker 16 (22:34):
Can't believe you said that.

Speaker 18 (22:35):
But I had a group of friends where we were
all very blunt with each other, and we pretty much
all tell each other how your boyfriends are terrible. So
I feel like because of that, we kind of like
stopped telling each other or talking to each other because
we already knew everyone's opinion. So it's like it just
was like I didn't want them to I didn't want
them to think my boyfriend was bad, so I never

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talked about him. God, I knew they were going.

Speaker 5 (22:59):
To be like, so you made a pack to just
end the honesty.

Speaker 7 (23:03):
Yeah, it's just.

Speaker 3 (23:05):
A lot of you do that.

Speaker 9 (23:07):
Things can be delivered in a certain way.

Speaker 13 (23:09):
If you're just being overly mean, that's not really helpful.

Speaker 7 (23:13):
Right.

Speaker 4 (23:14):
Here's another question questions for the ladies. How can women
drop so much hair in my house and not be bald?
It's like, I think it's.

Speaker 12 (23:25):
An optical illusion because each hair is you know, ten
inches long as opposed to you know, half an inch
long like your hair.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
Yeah, maybe, but like I just know, like I want
to go take a leak recently, and there's a garbage
can right next to the toilet. I'm like, what is
in there? Looks like a bird's nest. Yeah, And that
was just the hair that she had pulled off of
her hair brush.

Speaker 7 (23:44):
We do shed a lot.

Speaker 19 (23:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
And then I look, she's got this one chair in
like the family room that she sits in. I never
sit in this chair. The kids never sit in this chair.
It's become her chair. And I'm looking at this thing.
It looks like the dog bed, like a dog's bed
has like just it just covered in fur. Yeah, it's
cover like just it's got a ton of.

Speaker 5 (24:03):
Her just hair.

Speaker 4 (24:06):
Or something like all over. I'm like, how are you
not bald?

Speaker 7 (24:10):
We I mean, yeah, we do shed a lot.

Speaker 12 (24:12):
What do they say, you're supposed to the average person
sheds like one hundred hairs a day or something.

Speaker 3 (24:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 14 (24:16):
People says fifty to one hundred hairs a day is
normal for a woman.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (24:20):
Does your hair ever hurt? It seems like having long.

Speaker 3 (24:22):
Hair would hurt nor.

Speaker 5 (24:25):
No, because it's like the weight of it, the weight
of it, the life of it.

Speaker 14 (24:29):
If you pull it back, Like if you have braids
or really slick ponytail, that might.

Speaker 3 (24:32):
Hurt a little.

Speaker 7 (24:33):
Yeah, it gives you an instant facelift.

Speaker 3 (24:34):
Though I apparently really hurt when I had hangovers, and
like I saw a gel in my hair and I
would like touch it, like my whole body would hurt.

Speaker 5 (24:41):
That weird.

Speaker 4 (24:42):
Yeah, back to the sleeping on your how do you
sleep comfortably with boobs?

Speaker 5 (24:45):
Question?

Speaker 4 (24:45):
A couple of people on the text we have. One
five oh five says I'm a thirty six double D
and I could sleep on my tummy, Tom because boobs
do smush down.

Speaker 3 (24:55):
This other one says, I wear a forty six K bra.

Speaker 5 (24:58):
What is that?

Speaker 7 (25:00):
Yeah, whip them out.

Speaker 5 (25:03):
I mean I've never.

Speaker 7 (25:03):
Here because you know a B C okay?

Speaker 12 (25:06):
Yeah, And because like triple D and E are the same,
you know, like that kind of thing. So if she's
into the alphabet.

Speaker 9 (25:13):
Ok is a specialty bra, like she has to get it.

Speaker 7 (25:16):
I was very close to that before my reduction.

Speaker 4 (25:18):
I wear a forty six K bra and I sleep
comfortably on my front. I hate sleeping on my back.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
Oh, I mean those must hang to the knees.

Speaker 14 (25:25):
Though, I will say, though, when you're laying on your back,
Gina is saying, maybe not saying it, but it's say you're,
you know, having sexual relations or something. You're laying on
your back and your boobs are just flat. It's like
the most unattractive looking thing ever.

Speaker 12 (25:40):
Yeah, like the side Yeah, and it goes under your
armpit kind of thing.

Speaker 14 (25:46):
Yeah, don't don't look at me.

Speaker 4 (25:50):
And maybe that's where it got started in pooring Greg.

Speaker 5 (25:52):
They together one hundred percent.

Speaker 3 (25:57):
On film.

Speaker 5 (25:58):
Yeah, all right.

Speaker 4 (25:59):
Questions for the ladies, why can't they tell us what's
wrong without having to be asked multiple times?

Speaker 12 (26:06):
I mean it sounds like it's your relationship, not everyone.
I'm pretty direct's.

Speaker 16 (26:11):
There are a lot of girls like that though.

Speaker 18 (26:12):
I like for me, when I say nothing's wrong and
they're like, obviously something's wrong, it's because I know I'm
reacting poorly and I just.

Speaker 9 (26:21):
Need a breather, Caroline, if that makes sense.

Speaker 7 (26:24):
Great point.

Speaker 18 (26:25):
Great, Like they're like, why are you saying nothing's wrong?
I'm saying, just like, give me ten minutes. I know
I'm having a bad reaction. I know I'm being dramatic. Yeah,
just like let me get over it.

Speaker 4 (26:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (26:37):
Yeah, that's a great insight.

Speaker 4 (26:40):
Another question, the fact that women want you more when
you're married or have a girlfriend. Why is that because you're.

Speaker 7 (26:46):
Road tested and approved?

Speaker 3 (26:50):
Really?

Speaker 12 (26:51):
I think probably yeah, like oh somebody else likes you,
that somebody else has already vetted you.

Speaker 4 (26:56):
How do you find people more attractive if you know
they're in a relationship, Whether it's conscience, I can never
say that word, right, conscious a conscious a conscious thought
or not.

Speaker 12 (27:06):
I don't that's a good question because being married now,
I guess I think less about it.

Speaker 7 (27:10):
But I would answer it by saying the flip thing.
It's like, you know, everyone says, oh, they're this age
and they're not married, what's wrong with them?

Speaker 1 (27:16):
You know?

Speaker 12 (27:17):
So maybe the opposite is true, like oh, you know
there's somebody else thought they were good enough to marry.

Speaker 3 (27:21):
Yeah, you know what I mean?

Speaker 5 (27:22):
Or is there maybe some sort of taboo element to it,
like oh, he's unattainable, so it makes it.

Speaker 4 (27:29):
Naughty?

Speaker 17 (27:31):
Naughty?

Speaker 16 (27:32):
It's a challenge.

Speaker 5 (27:33):
It's a challenge.

Speaker 9 (27:35):
I've never found it more appealing.

Speaker 7 (27:37):
I guess, yeah, I don't get.

Speaker 12 (27:39):
That the ring is an obstacle to like you back off,
You're not like, oh challenge, except the would go to like.

Speaker 4 (27:45):
One of those natural competitive things between women. Yeah, take
somebody's husband, well, because they say, like, no, chicks don't
do things for you know, do Yeah, there's always some
kind of competition, right, and there are people who are
obviously more competitive than others.

Speaker 5 (28:03):
So maybe it's one of those I don't. I don't know.

Speaker 13 (28:05):
I could be for a single guy, sure, oh okay,
but I wouldn't for somebody's husband or point and make
the mistakes.

Speaker 12 (28:12):
We know that there are women out there that are
into that. I just I think we're having a hard
time relating.

Speaker 3 (28:17):
Yeah, but I think what you said initially like road tested, Okay,
this guy has been approved by others exactly.

Speaker 5 (28:24):
Speaking of shoes and purses, did you have to like
practice walking into high heels, Yes, absolutely, for what a
day for that?

Speaker 12 (28:33):
And then you have to like, well, we would like
shuffle up and down our driveway to scuff the bottom
so they were less slippery, and you know, we absolutely
had to like rehearse.

Speaker 5 (28:43):
It seems impossible, very difficult. I'm no, it seems like
it would be impossible.

Speaker 7 (28:48):
It's not my favorite.

Speaker 9 (28:49):
Yeah, you need strong inkles, for sure, I.

Speaker 18 (28:51):
Love it, But I think that there's no such thing
as a comfortable heel.

Speaker 16 (28:55):
They all suck.

Speaker 3 (28:56):
True, just wear flats because I don't want to deal
with you at the end of the night where you're
walking around with.

Speaker 7 (29:00):
Them in Vegas like the Zombie Bear.

Speaker 3 (29:04):
Maybe because Morgan's so tall, Like I can't really see
you wearing heels.

Speaker 14 (29:08):
I wear heels all the time. Is how I'm always
taller than six foot.

Speaker 16 (29:13):
I love heels.

Speaker 4 (29:14):
You're tall already, so that's why I figure, like, maybe
you wouldn't.

Speaker 14 (29:17):
No, I think it adds to the outfit. Honestly, I
think flats are gross. Girls like that in them. Sorry,
back to MENACE's point. If you cannot commit to the
same shoes all night, don't wear them. It is so
gross and unattractive to see a girl, you know, holding
her shoes or wearing well.

Speaker 12 (29:38):
Yeah, talked about companies that saw a need and went
in there. There's vending machines that a lot of like
party spots with those little ballet flats and.

Speaker 3 (29:46):
Pretty genius saw like CVS.

Speaker 13 (29:47):
Now, I was always that girl, though, barefoot within two
seconds a wedding. I've always streaming Vegas barefoot a lot
because I can't he.

Speaker 9 (30:00):
Are yell at me.

Speaker 13 (30:01):
He was like you need to put your shoes on
right now, And I'm like, well, that's not happening.

Speaker 16 (30:04):
But why wouldn't you just wear comfortable shoes then?

Speaker 9 (30:06):
Because one and.

Speaker 20 (30:10):
Hey be ugly, but commit to being ugly. I did
so one or the other. There's one common things women
do that men can wrap their heads around. For me,
the impacts of the menstrual cycle on the entire body.
I know enough to be very glad I don't have
to go through it, but not enough to fully understand
what women go through. Like everybody knows about the you
know tams, right, Greg.

Speaker 5 (30:28):
Well, that's the thing is, I just have zero understanding
of it.

Speaker 12 (30:31):
For for some people, it's not a big deal. For
others like me, you get shooting pains down your legs,
and then some people headaches and migraines and uh, you know,
hormones are affected where like.

Speaker 7 (30:46):
Your stomach gets real dracked up and so you're just
like the like it's the period exactly. It affects the
whole and you get like you get dumb.

Speaker 12 (30:56):
You get the dumber like you can't remember stuff. It's
it's a whole thing.

Speaker 5 (31:00):
Yeah, that reminds me.

Speaker 4 (31:01):
There was this old timy like back in the fifties, sixties, whatever,
they had these like sex ed classes and they would
show people the film strips or like you know, some
of his. That was always a cool job, by the way,
when you were a kid and they had a slide
projector or a film strip that had to be turn
and you got to be the.

Speaker 3 (31:17):
One to turn it. Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (31:19):
They don't do that anymore obviously, because yeah, but yeah,
there was like one of those. This is one of
those old sex said things. When it comes to periods.

Speaker 21 (31:27):
And lesson too, menstruation like seasons, there comes a time
in every young lady's life every body changes. You will
notice breasts starting to appear, the boyish figure is replaced
by a more curved torso. But the most important change
a young girl will experience is labeled menstruation, or more

(31:50):
commonly called a period or monthlies. Every month, for four
or five days, blood will flow outside your bodies. Not
worried every girl that counters this. It may be scary
at first, but as you grow, the menstrual cycle will
become second nature to you. To protect your clothing the blood,

(32:11):
you wear a sanitary pad. The sanitary pad is a
thick layer of cotton that absorbs all the blood and
prevents it from staining your underwear pants. It's a good
idea to keep some extra pads in your purse locker.
Remember the menstrual cycle means you are maturing into a
young woman. Enjoy this change in.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
Your body show. We'll be right, all.

Speaker 4 (32:43):
Right, So we'll get to this really quick. A couple
more questions for the ladies. Number one, the fact that
they find other people's dating drama interesting and it doesn't
even need to be someone that they know. It's baffling
to me. They can prattle all and on for hours
the most of the most granular detail of other people's

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dating lives. How the f is that even interesting? Good
question off the text, Great question.

Speaker 7 (33:08):
I have an answer for that.

Speaker 12 (33:10):
When it's people that you know and like the people
that you and your boyfriend or husband know, but.

Speaker 3 (33:14):
Not like celebrity break up drama, like people at that
that's obsessed with that.

Speaker 7 (33:20):
That's not really my feel of expertise.

Speaker 12 (33:22):
But when it's people you know, it's like, that's the
most like juicy gossip in the world, because you know,
people present themselves one way in public and one way
to their person they're with and when you find out
who that person is, how do you not just talk
about it for hours?

Speaker 4 (33:38):
On that will I will argue that everybody enjoys some
hot goss hot, but not when it comes to the
really I don't like the relationship stuff. Are really anything
celebrity related to that?

Speaker 7 (33:50):
I don't really know.

Speaker 3 (33:51):
I'm with you on people that maybe you know.

Speaker 7 (33:52):
Oh I got to hear it.

Speaker 9 (33:54):
I love it no matter what. I don't even need
to know. I want to hear the whole story.

Speaker 13 (33:58):
Because I so just when it comes to movies.

Speaker 9 (34:01):
And stuff like that. Love a true story.

Speaker 13 (34:03):
So if I if there's a movie and they're like, oh,
based on a true story, like, oh, I'm watching this
actually happen.

Speaker 9 (34:09):
So if you're telling me a story, whether.

Speaker 13 (34:10):
I know that I'm not based on yeah, And I
can ask all the questions that I want and get
all the answers.

Speaker 9 (34:16):
It's the best.

Speaker 13 (34:17):
And you're like, oh my gosh. And then you tell
other people and you're like, this actually happened. You're not
gonna believe it.

Speaker 3 (34:21):
See, Okay, somebody in your wheelhouse, what's her name Ballerini something?
Did she go through some big breakup?

Speaker 9 (34:30):
I mean she did, yet she got a divorce.

Speaker 3 (34:32):
Yeah, Like I don't even know who that is, but
they like people talk about the drama so much it
like comes up in.

Speaker 4 (34:38):
That way about whoever the hell it was. There was
like some and they combined the names. It was the
it wasn't a car dash here.

Speaker 3 (34:46):
No, I don't know. There's something recently though that's constantly
in my feed is the Zach Bryan Hood's the singer
and then Brianna from Barceool Sports, Like their breakup is
like constantly all over my feed.

Speaker 4 (34:58):
I want to say it was a couple of years
ago and it was a ever Gate or whatever that
mess was obsessed with it.

Speaker 12 (35:06):
Yes, I am fortunate to say I state that whole thing,
and I don't know who they are.

Speaker 5 (35:11):
All right, it's go to Brian.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
Hey, good morning, Brian.

Speaker 5 (35:16):
Morning.

Speaker 3 (35:16):
Right, So what's your question for the ladies?

Speaker 5 (35:19):
Well, I have a question. Why is it when a
guy cheats on a girl that girl and goes becomes
friends with the girl that he ceated on her with
the other woman?

Speaker 9 (35:31):
I don't know about this.

Speaker 7 (35:33):
Did this happen to you? Yeah, a new one.

Speaker 3 (35:38):
Yeah, that tends to happen if like the relationship obviously
doesn't continue with the with the side piece. Yeah, with
the side and then they can miserate over you.

Speaker 12 (35:47):
Yeah, I do understand, you know, like girls get all
crazy when you know a guy cheats on him and
then goes after the girl.

Speaker 7 (35:54):
Go after your man, he's the one that couldn't keep
it in his pants.

Speaker 4 (35:57):
Well, also, I say the same thing about like a
dude will get mad, comes home, sees the wife with
somebody else and starts.

Speaker 3 (36:02):
To God, you're not in a relationship with him.

Speaker 9 (36:05):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 4 (36:07):
Yeah, your commitment in the relationship was with her. I'm
not saying you beat the crap out of her.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
I'm not saying that.

Speaker 5 (36:10):
But your issue was with them.

Speaker 3 (36:12):
Yes, there shouldn't be an issue unless that's your best friend,
your brother, or your dad.

Speaker 7 (36:18):
Like yeah, yeah, I don't think this is very common.

Speaker 5 (36:22):
Well, there was a whole movie with right and there
was three of them. They all became best Yeah.

Speaker 4 (36:29):
Sorry about that, Brian, that sucks. But like, yeah, but
you but you cheated on her.

Speaker 5 (36:35):
No, yes, I did starage okay with that and probably.

Speaker 7 (36:40):
Have a lot to talk about a lot of common person.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
Yeah, Samuel will tell you that you're not really a
bad guy.

Speaker 13 (36:46):
You know, I don't suggest staying with him though. But
you can do a bad thing and not be a
bad person.

Speaker 9 (36:51):
There are people who are bad.

Speaker 4 (36:53):
People, but you're a bad guy, right, Brian, Right, thank
you to appreciated.

Speaker 5 (37:02):
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Speaker 4 (37:04):
I think what you're talking about that sensation. I don't
think the diaper makes it so that you want to pee.
I think it's I think there.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
May be some kind of effect where.

Speaker 4 (37:12):
You know you've gone and I can feel the warmth
kind of like head them down toward my test.

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Speaker 4 (38:27):
Okay, one more question? Yeah, So, as we're talking about
questions for the ladies, and this was one that was
sent over, then I saw some mortis come over. Here's
the question from let's see oh six six one? How
come women just can't say what they want for dinner?
It's always some long discussion and even ask what you

(38:51):
want knowing that they already had something in mind. Why
why the mind games? Yeah, this is the same as
somebody else said. Why do you ask your significant other
to pick a restaurant, food, or travel destination and then
shoot the ideas down if you want or don't want
certain things? Why can't you just make the decision yourself. Yeah,
question because as a guy, as a guy who when

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my wife says, what do you want for dinner?

Speaker 5 (39:12):
And I say, I don't care?

Speaker 3 (39:14):
You know why?

Speaker 4 (39:14):
Because I really don't care if there's something that I
really don't want, like you know what, I.

Speaker 7 (39:20):
Had a chicken, I had spaghetti.

Speaker 4 (39:22):
I had chicken for lunch today, not chicken, or you know,
had Mexican for lunch today.

Speaker 5 (39:27):
So I got it.

Speaker 4 (39:27):
I'm not just not feeling whatever. I'll tell you that,
and then after that the world's your oyster. And I honestly,
truly this is not a test. I'm not testing you.
I don't care.

Speaker 3 (39:36):
You can have whatever you want. Yeah, why is that?

Speaker 7 (39:39):
That's a good question?

Speaker 12 (39:40):
I wonder if it's because women want to come off
as agreeable and are just rolling the dice to see
if you'll, if you'll, if your two preferences will match
the spot.

Speaker 3 (39:51):
I don't know.

Speaker 13 (39:52):
I mean that with you, I don't ever know what
I want. I just know what I don't want.

Speaker 3 (39:57):
Oh that's it.

Speaker 9 (39:58):
So I'll say I don't care unless it's something I
don't want.

Speaker 13 (40:01):
So then you have to throw a so do a
laundry list and so just.

Speaker 4 (40:04):
Tell us what you don't want, right, I will, I will,
But it's just thing you waste the time. Don't ask
for ideas without saying what you don't want. Say hey, no,
what I don't want in the moment until.

Speaker 13 (40:17):
You still you say it, and then I know that
I don't want that.

Speaker 15 (40:20):
I have to know that you want it before I
know I don't want it. So I just figured this out.
It's women don't want the choice. They want the conversation,
like life, gossip women, that's that's your brain is you
want conversation, you want gossip, you want interpersonal relationships, and
that's just an extension of it. No, I just don't
what you want for dinner question because because it involved,

(40:41):
because then it opens up a door to conversation and
you're disgusting and going back and forth and this and that. Huh,
it's how their brains are wired.

Speaker 5 (40:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (40:47):
I saw something really funny on social the other day.
I think I posted it on the what do you Show?
Instagram story where this guy's like, here's how to get
around that whole situation. Hey, guess where we're going to
dinner tonight?

Speaker 7 (41:02):
Where are we going to that type place that I love.

Speaker 20 (41:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (41:09):
Yeah, dude, we share the same brain.

Speaker 5 (41:12):
Oh my god, ye right over to that place.

Speaker 12 (41:15):
That's a great idea, straight yeah.

Speaker 7 (41:19):
Yeah, great work around.

Speaker 4 (41:20):
Yeah, let's see because and Chick's also like like, oh.

Speaker 17 (41:22):
My god, you think you've seen.

Speaker 3 (41:25):
Yeah, it's like we have ESPN right exactly.

Speaker 7 (41:29):
It's easy to trick them.

Speaker 4 (41:30):
Yeah, I mean, so you can try that out, fellas.
I will try at some point.

Speaker 7 (41:35):
See that's I got to see some of these girls
that you're tricking. It's easy to trick them. No, it's
it's like it's the whole it's about the mind games,
the mystery.

Speaker 15 (41:43):
I said, you know, there's there are ways to like
easy psychological tricks like what you just did that the trick.
I mean, it's easy to trick guys too. We just
don't care. We don't need to be tricked.

Speaker 3 (41:53):
We're just dumb as hell. Okay, whatever.

Speaker 4 (41:57):
Can there's a lot of news headlines get caught up
on We're gonna do that, we your calls eight seven,
seven forty four. What he were taking those text over
to two two nine eighty seven.

Speaker 10 (42:12):
That's the laugh of superiority they show.

Speaker 4 (42:20):
All right, Thursday morning, it's a pre Friday that's good.
It's rip noise, rippage, phone's open. Thank you for being here,
text over email, whatever it is.

Speaker 3 (42:29):
Follow us on social media, right menace?

Speaker 2 (42:31):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (42:31):
Do it at show?

Speaker 5 (42:33):
Thank you?

Speaker 4 (42:34):
Uh, Gina grad What are the trending news headlines this morning?

Speaker 12 (42:37):
Well, Kamala Harris has urged her supporters to accept the
twenty twenty four presidential election results during her speech, and
she committed to a peaceful transfer.

Speaker 7 (42:45):
Of power following Trump's win.

Speaker 12 (42:47):
However, she also promised to keep up the fight that
fueled this campaign. Quote unquote, President Biden congratulated Trump by phone.

Speaker 7 (42:55):
Is that like oj still looking for the real killer?

Speaker 3 (42:57):
That's right, and.

Speaker 12 (42:58):
Invited him to the White House. He's also making a
speech this morning. However, not everyone's taking it so well.
You guys, remember John Hinckley Junior. You know, the guy
that shot Reagan in the eighties.

Speaker 7 (43:09):
Yeah, a musician. That's exactly right.

Speaker 12 (43:11):
He is getting tons of requests online from people asking
him to do the same thing to Trump. Some of
the comments say I'm holding out for a hero and
we need you again.

Speaker 7 (43:22):
John. Do it for Jody Foster, you know, like he
did the first time. A source.

Speaker 4 (43:27):
Let's just say for the sake of argument that he
went and then did that, right, do they hold that
person accountable the same way? Like if you tell you
know what, go kill yourself and then they do. It's
you've heard that prison for that. Yeah, Like so then
are you, by you know whatever, guilty.

Speaker 7 (43:44):
It's a very good question. That's a yeah.

Speaker 12 (43:47):
I can't answer that because that's that's happening lately. Uh,
the Secret Services, we're aware of the social media post,
but we are not commenting on matters of protective intelligence.
So we're working on it. But no matter what side
you're on for this election, there seems to be an
unintended benefit to Kamala losing. It looks like it's going

(44:08):
to be the end of Hollywood celebrity endorsement.

Speaker 4 (44:11):
Oh yeah, they'll still try, But I mean, like I
always kind of wondered, like people when Taylor Swift or Oprah,
Yeah you're talking about it, it's not as much in
an effect these days, the Oprah effect. How she used
to have anything she would mention would sell out immediately
that such a big endorsement, does that matter anymore?

Speaker 7 (44:33):
I mean, because well, that's the question.

Speaker 12 (44:35):
Because Oprah did a rally, she went to a rally,
She did an interview, Taylor Swift posted about Kamala Beyonce
did her thing, Yeah, Lady Gaga performed, Lizzo spoke. Bon
Jovi released a song with a Harris endorsement.

Speaker 7 (44:48):
She spoke from a Taco Bell drive.

Speaker 12 (44:50):
The characters from The Avengers were out there trying to
get votes. But the strategists from both sides are saying,
if we learned anything this election, it's that celebrity endorsements
just don't mean as much as some thought they.

Speaker 5 (45:01):
If anything, I think they might have the opposite effect.
If you're truly independent, that might be your impetus to
go the other way because they're annoying and they're the
most out of touch group of people on the planet.

Speaker 4 (45:13):
Well I saw a different argument because they were talking
about people like Theovonne, Joe Rogan, like the podcasters, like
certain certain podcasts. So not like the typical Oprah Taylor
Swift type celebrity stuff, but some of these other people
who have that really solid connection to their their base
of people, people in radio. But no, you know what

(45:33):
I mean, Like so like just.

Speaker 7 (45:34):
A different long form chats that.

Speaker 4 (45:37):
Correct, correct, But you know, every time I see somebody
like that, I go whatever. But the other thing that
doesn't make any sense is that, uh they'll say in uh,
these billionaires, these whatever, they don't care, you know, when
they're talking about like Elon Musk or Trump. They'll say, oh,
they don't care, these don't care that. But yet Beyonce does.

(45:59):
She's a millionaires. Yeah right, Taylor Swift is a billionaire.
Like none of these people. I believe none of these
people care my thing.

Speaker 5 (46:08):
None of them.

Speaker 3 (46:09):
Yeah, my thing though as in a celebrity, like, why
am I getting like upset half my fan base?

Speaker 5 (46:14):
Yeah?

Speaker 22 (46:14):
For what?

Speaker 3 (46:15):
And then still lose And then I accomplished nothing. All
I did is lose a bunch of people from my
fan base.

Speaker 5 (46:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (46:21):
Well, you guys remember Rachel Gunn. Does that name sound
Oh you might know her better? Is Ray gun All
the breakdance from still she endorsed Olympics.

Speaker 12 (46:34):
Yeah, she was the Australian break dancer from the Olympics
with the unconventional moves, let's say, in the women's breaking competition,
and sparked a ton of hate and memes online, leading
people to ask how the hell did she get in
the Olympics in the first place. Well, she has addressed
the controversy by saying it was really upsetting because I
felt like I just didn't have control over how people

(46:56):
saw me, or of who of who I was.

Speaker 3 (46:59):
It does, that's right.

Speaker 12 (47:00):
Despite the negative reception, Gun says she took the Olympics
seriously and gave it her all, but now feels that
continuing to compete would be too difficult due to all
the heightened scrutiny.

Speaker 7 (47:13):
You mean any scrutiny.

Speaker 4 (47:14):
Yeah, well, because no one's watching the female break Dancing
Australia competition, you know. But if you heard that she
was going to be there, you know people there were
there would be some people that would show up more
so than otherwise. Oh dude, guess it's going to be
why people go to Corey Feldman shows and then go
and give the people what they want. Do all your
goofy moves. Do the exact same thing the Olympic. I say, no,

(47:39):
make some T shirts, sell your jumpsuits until the wheels
fall off.

Speaker 7 (47:44):
Yeah, take it from me to us.

Speaker 3 (47:46):
I'm shocked that there's a news article where people are
still paying attention.

Speaker 5 (47:50):
That's my thing.

Speaker 4 (47:51):
We'll see this.

Speaker 12 (47:52):
In terms of Corey Feldman. I've watched I don't know
why my algorithm on Instagram is all Corey Felderman concert.

Speaker 7 (47:59):
Video but too so much.

Speaker 12 (48:01):
They are pushing it so hard, and he tells people like, well,
at least in one of the videos, he wants the
crowd to to say, like before he comes out, like,
it's the comeback kid, it's the cock Yeah, so that's
are you seriously?

Speaker 5 (48:14):
Yeah, I'm the comeback, comeback kid. I'm the comeback comeback kid.

Speaker 2 (48:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (48:20):
And then he does a gibberish guitar solo and his
tongue is going like.

Speaker 19 (48:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (48:25):
He tries to the pre hype the crowd who's there
for Limpez get in two hours, But they're like, oh,
let's go watch this train wreck.

Speaker 5 (48:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (48:31):
They don't know your song Scory. Yeah, they can't sing
along John Gregg.

Speaker 4 (48:35):
Yeah, you go to see that's the way you go
to see Reygun the breakdance.

Speaker 7 (48:40):
What's wrong with that? Make your money well?

Speaker 12 (48:42):
Newly elected Los Angeles County District Attorney Nathan Hawkman may
delay a hearing to re sentence Eric and Lyle Menendez.
If you remember, they were convicted of murdering their parents
in nineteen eighty nine. Hawkman, who's going to take office December.
Second says he needs some time to review this case
before he makes any decisions, and this comes after his predecessor,
George Gascon, requested the brothers be resentenced from life without

(49:04):
parole to life with parole, citing new evidence of abuse.
And why are we even talking about guys who killed
people thirty five years ago. Well, you can, of course
thank the recent series on Netflix about them for the
renewed attention.

Speaker 4 (49:16):
I think it'd be so great like these guys, like,
oh my god, we're getting a resentencing.

Speaker 5 (49:21):
It's time.

Speaker 4 (49:22):
I'd be so great if this Nathan Hawkman guy just
yanked the rug out right underneath ah, like like what timing. Yeah,
by the way, George Gascon just did this. The only
reason he did it was because he's on his way out.
He knew he's on his way. He was down when
he made that decision. He was down by like thirty
some points.

Speaker 23 (49:39):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (49:40):
Maybe in the polls.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
Yeah, and not that it would work. I think he
just did it just to be a disruptor.

Speaker 16 (49:46):
Dare to screw you.

Speaker 5 (49:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (49:47):
And also he's very big as a big, very big
media whore too, like anything that raises and like if
there if this case had never been like with anybody
that anybody heard about the news, he would have never
touched this case.

Speaker 5 (49:58):
And he's a big fan of setting criminals. Oh yeah,
he loves it.

Speaker 3 (50:01):
Is the perfect harmy.

Speaker 5 (50:03):
He loved that.

Speaker 4 (50:03):
But I think it'd be so great, like all of
a sudden, like a man lost and then this new guy's.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
Like, nah, yeah, because I think any like the sane person,
non celebrity, like say, no, these people killed their parents
even even if their their dad was abusive all that stuff. Okay, yeah,
I would give them a pass on that, on that,
but the mom. You still killed the mom.

Speaker 4 (50:28):
Sorry, but he was still like, you know, all right,
give you like that's still not the way it works. Yeah,
you still did it.

Speaker 22 (50:33):
Right.

Speaker 4 (50:34):
It's my argument again is, uh, if you kill someone,
it's by reason you find by reason of insanity, not
guilty by reason of insanity.

Speaker 3 (50:40):
That doesn't make any sense to me. Still guilty.

Speaker 4 (50:42):
That may be the reason that you did is because
you're nuts, you're insane, but you.

Speaker 3 (50:46):
Still did it.

Speaker 9 (50:47):
They're the sane murderer.

Speaker 4 (50:50):
And those are the people I'm more worried about.

Speaker 7 (50:52):
Those are the loose cannons.

Speaker 5 (50:53):
Yes, the most recent thing we heard from them in
prison was Halloween. How they got to have movie night
and popcorn?

Speaker 3 (51:00):
Don't want to leave that and they take all.

Speaker 5 (51:02):
Their stuff from the commissary and mix it in a ball.

Speaker 7 (51:04):
And are they both married? Like they're they're harved out
quite alife and they're not hot anymore either. One doesn't
to pay anymore.

Speaker 12 (51:13):
And uh, here's a one more story about Australia.

Speaker 5 (51:16):
How's there pie?

Speaker 12 (51:17):
Well, last month these black balls were washing up on
some of Sydney's most iconic beaches, and now the mystery
has been solved as to what they are, and it's
vile or.

Speaker 7 (51:29):
Or hain as Greg would say.

Speaker 12 (51:31):
A team of scientists at the University of New South
Wales looked at thousands of these black balls, which they
initially thought were made of tar, but they actually are
something called mini fat bergs. More specifically, they're balls made
of human feces, methanphetamine, human hair, fatty acids, and food waste,
among hundreds of other vile substances.

Speaker 3 (51:53):
So where be able to come from?

Speaker 7 (51:56):
Yeah, So the reports that happened, like.

Speaker 4 (51:58):
How do they form in the balls?

Speaker 7 (52:00):
That's the question.

Speaker 12 (52:00):
They smell disgusting, they smell worse than anything you've ever smelled.

Speaker 4 (52:04):
Meal of fortune, figure human fine, some human hair.

Speaker 7 (52:15):
You could go get mess, at least get high.

Speaker 12 (52:18):
Authorities have considered several possible sources for these little fat birds,
like a shipping spill or waste water outflow, but they
still have no clue where they came.

Speaker 3 (52:28):
Well, we've heard about this with city sewer systems, right,
These fat birds happen and they would have to like,
oh yeah, take up.

Speaker 7 (52:36):
The street in London. It was like diapers and cooking oil.

Speaker 4 (52:40):
Sammy's tampons on shore, Yeah, flushes them.

Speaker 7 (52:44):
Is this like the Goldberg spin off? But Jeff, just
Jeff Garland, they fired off the That's what's going on.

Speaker 4 (52:55):
With Thank you very much, Gina grad More. One shows
coming up next. How dumb are You on The Woods Show.

Speaker 3 (53:02):
I'll be right back.

Speaker 5 (53:07):
Just in time to the Woody Show is back.

Speaker 4 (53:13):
This is a kind of a tough week for a
show like ours. You know, of course, when there's a
big election like we had this week, you know that
dominates the news and we do cover whatever the big
story of the day. So typically a show doesn't necessarily
get deep into politics other than here's the headline of
the day or whatever. This week is just of course

(53:35):
dominated by election stuff. But I did find a couple
of other things that are non election related, and people
really just start like it could be like a half
assed story, but people really pile on to it because
it's something that's not politics. In this one, here's the headline,
your air fryer might be spying on you?

Speaker 7 (53:56):
What my beloved air mine, mine, kids, I don't use it.

Speaker 4 (54:00):
According to a consumer association, air fryers have gadgets that
share users data with third parties for marketing purposes, and
so they warned if your air fryer has an app,
then you could probably you probably give it the permission
to take all the data from your phone, even record audio.

Speaker 7 (54:15):
Because that's what you need.

Speaker 5 (54:17):
Greg, I know you need an app for your air fryer.

Speaker 4 (54:19):
When you well, some of them when you buy like
some of the stuff, Like I didn't buy the washer
and dryer because it had an app. Yeah, right, And
you don't have to set the.

Speaker 5 (54:27):
App up and say you could use it without the app. Correct.

Speaker 4 (54:30):
Now, some things they do require your toaster toaster, but
I don't have the app set up for that.

Speaker 5 (54:37):
You don't know, no, But now what I.

Speaker 4 (54:39):
Did see I didn't put that part in it, but
I did set it up. God, I did set it
up on the Wi Fi. It has access to the
Wi Fi, so it keeps the time updated by itself.
So when you do the clocks thing, we don't have
to deal with that nonsense.

Speaker 5 (54:54):
God, you saved yourself like eight seconds, I know, right effort. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (54:58):
But thing is like, oh, you know, they have access
to your data. They know that you love chicken, and
they're going to send you cupons on a certain chicken
brand and to use it if you want to use
it or not.

Speaker 4 (55:11):
I mean, look, people like my mom who think they're
being so slick and keeping all of her She just
got her identity stolen in the last year, and she
is so private and she shreds everything.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
Oh, I have a family member that has like ten
years of male that they don't want to throw away.

Speaker 5 (55:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (55:28):
And I forget what it was that she did or
where they tracked it down to, but it was something
just innocuous. Yeah, you know, so people got what they
want from you. So it's really funny. Some of these,
like air fryer apps, apparently ask for your gender and
your date of birth when you activate the app. It's
just an air fryer.

Speaker 5 (55:46):
Well then opposite gender and yeah, a different birthday.

Speaker 4 (55:50):
In some cases, it will automatically link to your Facebook account.

Speaker 7 (55:54):
What hey everybody.

Speaker 3 (55:58):
That's like mostly for people that don't want to sign
up with their email, they have like a quick bund
saying to do it.

Speaker 4 (56:04):
Do you trust when you go to sign up for
something and it says log in with Gmail.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
No, I don't ever. I never do that because.

Speaker 5 (56:13):
It gives you all these things like, well, you know you're.

Speaker 12 (56:15):
It says we can post on your behalf, we can
send emails on your behalf, we can read all your
emails like button.

Speaker 3 (56:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (56:21):
Absolutely.

Speaker 4 (56:22):
I always sign up separate because it gets like sign
up with Facebook, signing up with Google, or you could
sign up here.

Speaker 3 (56:28):
You always do email in some junk email that I have.

Speaker 15 (56:30):
Yeah, it really is getting the point where you're gonna
need a just dedicated dummy email like menis is saying
a dedicated dummy phone. Yeah, and that it just it
goes to Wi Fi or whatever and you throw everything
on that.

Speaker 3 (56:43):
Because if you don't do that, next thing, you know,
you open up your email and there's one hundred and
fifty promo emails for random stuff.

Speaker 4 (56:50):
Yeah, I mean it's already like that for I mean,
and there's a bunch of stuff that I don't see
because it goes automatically to junk.

Speaker 7 (56:55):
I like that.

Speaker 4 (56:56):
But I'm still seeing a bunch like we somehow ended
up on this, like the Woody Show count was like
somehow on like I guess somebody was looking to buy
a boat and so they just used the Woody Show
email instead of their own. Yeah, but now all this
stuff even like the activation code for whatever they were
trying to sign up for. So it's like they couldn't
even get in because duh, not your email. Yeah not,

(57:17):
you know, it's not there. Even they don't have access
to the Woody Show email. But says, well, you're still
in the market for a boat? Yeah, is there any
deals on that boat? Are we talking?

Speaker 3 (57:25):
No?

Speaker 5 (57:26):
And you know we love Old Lady News.

Speaker 2 (57:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (57:29):
So there's this ninety five year old woman. Her name
is Lois White. She lives in Kansas, your home state. Yeah,
and she's a pickleball addict. Even at ninety five years young.
She refuses to slow down, you guys, good for her.
She was interviewed on the local news and was asked
to share some advice with the younger people, which younger
people when you're ninety five seventy is pretty much everybody.

(57:54):
But I mean, yeah, just like, uh, you know, this
this poor this poor woman. She's just excited and she says,
so just stay you know, just just stay out there
and stay active.

Speaker 3 (58:06):
She doesn't want to sit and just you know.

Speaker 7 (58:08):
I get it. I respect it.

Speaker 12 (58:10):
And also when you see like he's an eighty nine
year old weightlifter, I'm like, oh, he deadlifts more than
I could deadlift right now.

Speaker 7 (58:16):
Yeah, but she's impressive.

Speaker 4 (58:17):
And she's like apparently she's dominating at the pickleball. She's
a really good pickleball player. Yeah, here's Lois here.

Speaker 22 (58:25):
I'm ninety five, ninety six and January. We always played
whatever the kids wanted to do. I've played basket a
little well, you name it.

Speaker 7 (58:35):
Wow, I don't know one thing.

Speaker 22 (58:38):
You need to keep moving. I don't sit in front
of the television in the daytime.

Speaker 24 (58:42):
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (58:43):
See how much prep time would you need to crush
this woman and pick a ball about as much as
I would need to dominate in the w NBA. I
mean that's going to be.

Speaker 7 (58:51):
Zero minutes all right, you heard it here. First, I
don't know about that show.

Speaker 4 (58:58):
And we are in two another new hour Insensitivity Training
for a politically correct world. Woody, Great, bye, Menace.

Speaker 7 (59:07):
What is up, Gina?

Speaker 5 (59:09):
We got Sea Mass.

Speaker 4 (59:10):
Yeah, there's Sammy phones always open for you at eight
seven seven forty four. Woody, you can hit us up
with the text over to two to nine eighty seven.
And it's time to take a look at the week
in audio, SeaBASS, what do you got for us? I
was looking around and something came across my feed and
then it made me think of wait a minute, we
didn't have the Jimmy Kimmel eight my kids Halloween candy

(59:31):
prank this year.

Speaker 19 (59:32):
I don't know.

Speaker 15 (59:33):
Yeah, I think it might have been election. You might
have been busy with other stuff election wise. But that
doesn't stop the parents because it's been going on for
what ten years.

Speaker 4 (59:41):
Of course that's tradition.

Speaker 7 (59:42):
Yeah, and again, the point of this prank is not
to make kids mad. It's to show that kids get
upset irrationally over the smallest of things. Show that you
shouldn't be tied to me. I know, Menace, it's candy,
but still, but it's serious.

Speaker 16 (59:54):
Literally, all they have.

Speaker 4 (59:55):
And the joke is because the kids get so psyched
about collecting all this candy trick or treating, and then
you tell your kids that you ate it all. So
the next morning after Halloween, you you know, tell the
kids like, oh, you know what, sorry, mom and dad
ate all your candy.

Speaker 15 (01:00:07):
Freak out makes fun of you, and a lot of
a lot of the reactions are like this first clip
from Cody rogues, all right, grace smiling.

Speaker 5 (01:00:17):
What it reminds me?

Speaker 15 (01:00:19):
It's so funny, very it reminds me of the Woody
bit where why why are they crying?

Speaker 3 (01:00:25):
They cry? What do you play?

Speaker 7 (01:00:26):
It's just it's like, oh, because my the pony I
got was the blue?

Speaker 3 (01:00:31):
Is that a purple?

Speaker 5 (01:00:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:00:32):
Yeah, it's always some ridiculous reason. And when it's over
a ridiculous and they're so upset, it brings you. It's
like shod and pro it's like even funnier it brings
you as a parent, it brings you a certain amount
of joy because they put you through the ringer all
the time. And so because it's nonsense, they're not hurt.
You know, there's there's no real consequence here.

Speaker 5 (01:00:54):
It's just a little like candy prank ones this year.
It might have been from a previous year.

Speaker 15 (01:00:59):
I don't think Kimmel did his official bit, but again, people,
you can find him on YouTube all over the place.

Speaker 5 (01:01:03):
And this one little boy, his mom said, I'm sorry,
but I ate all your candy. Last night, I was
really hungry. And he went over to the fridge, opened
the fridge and he said, but mom, look at it.
We have all this other food you could have eate.
I know, but I ate your candy. And then he
said it's okay, I'm not mad.

Speaker 15 (01:01:17):
Well now, great, you're leading me to the next. Oh,
let's say seven clips, because what Greg's talking about, the
the unexpected reactions are the more interesting. Ny and again
overy bursting.

Speaker 3 (01:01:30):
Yes, here's one.

Speaker 7 (01:01:31):
Here's one from Alyssa's So Low Candy. I ate your
Calloween candy prank.

Speaker 4 (01:01:35):
And you're hungry and I ate all your Halloween candy.

Speaker 3 (01:01:38):
Alright, not mad?

Speaker 17 (01:01:42):
Get it guy out right.

Speaker 7 (01:01:44):
Now, I still love you.

Speaker 3 (01:01:45):
Don't leave.

Speaker 13 (01:01:48):
Yeah, good time out.

Speaker 3 (01:01:54):
Punishment.

Speaker 15 (01:01:55):
Here's again, I ate this is weird the Woody show
taking over the Kimmel Halloween frank Here Andrew lean all right.

Speaker 7 (01:02:03):
I me and Daddy ate all your Halloween candy.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
No, we were hungry, mama.

Speaker 7 (01:02:11):
What here's one from a guy called h Town, Texas.

Speaker 25 (01:02:21):
All right, Jimmy Kimmel show YouTube bro, that's not what
people like. That kid is like the adult YouTube bro.

Speaker 15 (01:02:41):
No, I like nice things like pranks.

Speaker 4 (01:02:46):
He's a future segment producer.

Speaker 15 (01:02:49):
Can we get some nice dog news. Here's one again.
This is what the show doing. The Jimmy Kimmel I
hate all your Halloween frank.

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
Because Kimmel just whiffed on it this year. You want
to cry about something, here's Jimmy jam when we ate it.

Speaker 18 (01:02:59):
All's hungry.

Speaker 3 (01:03:04):
The new candy, get new candy.

Speaker 9 (01:03:07):
You'll go away, I go away.

Speaker 17 (01:03:11):
Okay, glass side outside, Yeah.

Speaker 10 (01:03:14):
I love you.

Speaker 4 (01:03:17):
I'm just kidding, Kay, break out the candy, bitch.

Speaker 5 (01:03:24):
Yeah, at least only four pieces right down.

Speaker 7 (01:03:29):
Yeah, you'll get to the store.

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
There's at least one full sized bar in that mix.

Speaker 15 (01:03:34):
No jolly ran you can find that. You can search
through this for yourself. There's a thousand of them. You
just search, like, hey, Jimmy Kimmel, I still my kids.
Halloween twenty twenty.

Speaker 7 (01:03:40):
There is one where the kid calls his mom a bitch.

Speaker 5 (01:03:43):
Yeah, right here, here's a Why are they crying?

Speaker 3 (01:03:46):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:03:47):
This is yeah, these are not my kids, by the way,
this is just why are they crying? Here we go,
they're twins. Why are they crying? They want a cookie.

Speaker 12 (01:04:10):
They're in imminent danger and dangled over a cliff.

Speaker 5 (01:04:14):
Their favorite show got turned off.

Speaker 7 (01:04:16):
They're arguing about Einstein versus Max Plock.

Speaker 9 (01:04:19):
Have to go to bed.

Speaker 4 (01:04:20):
That crying was because the wrong Halloween song is playing. Yep,
all right, now this one is this one's my daughter?
Why is she crying.

Speaker 5 (01:04:34):
Out? All right? Why was she crying?

Speaker 12 (01:04:44):
She's being attacked by a burglar?

Speaker 7 (01:04:48):
Right, She's being taken in.

Speaker 3 (01:04:52):
There's a lot something.

Speaker 4 (01:04:54):
She's twelve now, so obviously was this was a long
times from Oh wow, this is from twenty fourteen.

Speaker 5 (01:05:00):
He was really she wanted she to put her in
one of those baby boxes. No, there was a snack
for her.

Speaker 4 (01:05:04):
There's a snack that she wanted, but she wasn't allowed
to have it because it's probably like a cookie or whatever,
And so her mom was offering her raisins and that
was the option.

Speaker 5 (01:05:12):
Raisins. Yeah, that was like when menicos the vegetable for tada. Yeah,
here's another one.

Speaker 4 (01:05:25):
These both my kids are crying, all right again from
twenty fourteen, So you know ten years ago. That means
my son was five. All right, so here we go. No, wow,

(01:05:46):
he should be embarrassed. Why are they crying because their
dad parked his car in the driveway when it should
be in the garage. No, but it's a reason that
it's a reason that pregnant under stand speaking of that,
because great things. Everybody should park their croad. It's not that,
but it's a it's a recent that Greg would understand.

Speaker 15 (01:06:06):
They they karate chopped their pillows and made a little
dent in the Oh yeah, good boy.

Speaker 4 (01:06:10):
Yeah, Greg hates that too.

Speaker 5 (01:06:11):
You hung a piece of artwork too hot.

Speaker 4 (01:06:15):
Uh, there was a bug on the patio. Now they're inside.
They were No, they were inside. You can't spring your eyes.
The bug was outside.

Speaker 5 (01:06:27):
Well I can get inside.

Speaker 7 (01:06:30):
Yeah, okay, double glass yah.

Speaker 10 (01:06:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:06:33):
Alright.

Speaker 4 (01:06:33):
So we're gonna move on from from kids crying and
pranks with Halloween candy and everything else. We're gonna have
some more of this weekend audio.

Speaker 1 (01:06:42):
The Woodie Show.

Speaker 26 (01:06:44):
Is that.

Speaker 3 (01:06:46):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:06:46):
Hearing men?

Speaker 3 (01:06:47):
No, No, that's a that's another good one.

Speaker 5 (01:06:50):
Let's remind me.

Speaker 4 (01:06:51):
I wanted to play this for you, all right? Why
are they crying?

Speaker 2 (01:06:54):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:06:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:06:56):
One more?

Speaker 3 (01:06:56):
And this is it?

Speaker 25 (01:06:57):
All right?

Speaker 5 (01:06:58):
This is an adult though? All right? Why are they crying?
Here we go?

Speaker 17 (01:07:02):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:07:12):
Somebody died. Somebody in her car.

Speaker 4 (01:07:14):
I mean she's sitting behind the driver's seat, you know,
the steering.

Speaker 5 (01:07:18):
I was.

Speaker 7 (01:07:25):
Literally on her way to the hospitals. Are dying.

Speaker 3 (01:07:28):
Yeah, they lost a pet.

Speaker 7 (01:07:29):
Now her family got sucked into a black hole.

Speaker 5 (01:07:31):
Now yeah, I'm going to say she's in a car,
but it's in a lake and she's sinking and knows
she's about to die.

Speaker 4 (01:07:36):
You haven't seen this one pop up on your feed yet?

Speaker 2 (01:07:38):
I have?

Speaker 5 (01:07:39):
You know what, Greg? Why why is she crying? She's
very thrilled about the election results.

Speaker 4 (01:07:44):
Yes, that's a that's a grown ass adult and she
posted it.

Speaker 5 (01:07:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:08:00):
Why question? Women?

Speaker 5 (01:08:03):
Why is that a woman thing?

Speaker 15 (01:08:04):
Because they will and do take videos of themselves having
emotional breakdowns and post it online and like, I mean,
not just this, but many, but it fill in the blank, you.

Speaker 5 (01:08:14):
Know, I mean, there's nothing I would want more private.

Speaker 15 (01:08:16):
Exactly, Women, especially today's day and age, they seem to
revel in crying over emotion porn.

Speaker 3 (01:08:24):
It's the comments too. They engage no no, so they
can engage in the comm.

Speaker 15 (01:08:29):
Other women will say, oh girl, I got your back,
because it has to do with not crazy people, but
like breakups, firings, whatever. The Stanley they are out of
my color of Stanley cup. But I don't.

Speaker 4 (01:08:40):
I don't find that to be exclusively women. I think
everybody puts their drama crab.

Speaker 7 (01:08:47):
Guys all rage, do it and do it.

Speaker 5 (01:08:50):
So again, be your lowest moments you want to share.

Speaker 4 (01:08:53):
It seems to be the ones that are like sitting
behind the steering wheel. You're right, maybe that's more women.
The same way. It seems like more women break their phones.
It's hard to find. If I I guarantee, if I
went around I took ten women from the office here, yeah,
and then ten random guys from the office, the women
would have more cracked phone screens. Like, I don't know

(01:09:14):
what you guys do to your phones.

Speaker 9 (01:09:15):
They've never cracked a phone screen, never broke.

Speaker 4 (01:09:17):
A phone dazzled yeah, not like a broken phone, but
the screens.

Speaker 7 (01:09:21):
Crack I had them. I don't know.

Speaker 12 (01:09:24):
I always put that tempered glass thing on now because
I've learned my life.

Speaker 15 (01:09:27):
Also have complicated nails, which makes it harder to grab, yeah,
or just nails in general, somewhat complicated.

Speaker 4 (01:09:36):
This this is recording me trying to put those things on.
Those are annoying. It just goes wrong. Yeah, I was
very upset. People are nuts me.

Speaker 5 (01:09:49):
That's me when my streaming service doesn't work.

Speaker 15 (01:09:52):
This week in audio, speaking of people freaking out menace.
Are you following Maxwell the Cat on TikTok Okay, Well,
here's a little bit of what Maxwell the Cat does.

Speaker 7 (01:10:17):
So that's that's what he does.

Speaker 15 (01:10:18):
So they didn't the owners did the thing where they
put a little you know, little video came on their neck,
you know. And those cats they go in the neighborhood
on the collar, right, and they explore things and maybe
they have a super family like a POV.

Speaker 7 (01:10:30):
Well, what Maxwell does is just starts crap.

Speaker 15 (01:10:33):
He goes and he stocks, he stalks and terrorizes every
other cat in the neighborhood, gets it, starts.

Speaker 7 (01:10:39):
Fights will let you know, completely unprovoked. He's got like
two point four million followers.

Speaker 5 (01:10:45):
As you can see there.

Speaker 7 (01:10:46):
I don't like it. I don't I don't either.

Speaker 5 (01:10:48):
Disturbing.

Speaker 15 (01:10:48):
And you know what, maybe you see that once and
you say, hey, Maxwell, you're an indoor cat. Now, yeah,
exactly know these owners have They've got their own stupid
like doge coin for Maxwell, they got merch. I hate
these people. You deserve to die and you suck. Your
cat's a menace and it's a terrorizing the neighborhood.

Speaker 3 (01:11:05):
And wow, he's chasing down this other cat like crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:11:08):
Yeah not true, true. What do you tell this cat? No, okay,
got it, stop it.

Speaker 3 (01:11:13):
No, he's hauling.

Speaker 7 (01:11:14):
Yeah, he's an underputt.

Speaker 4 (01:11:24):
He's gonna mess with the wrong cat around Christmas. The
Ralph Parker cat in the neighborhood is going to kick
his ass.

Speaker 3 (01:11:32):
Damn.

Speaker 5 (01:11:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 15 (01:11:33):
Because I don't know how big Maxwell is. These are
mostly pov views, but you can only be so big
so often.

Speaker 3 (01:11:38):
Wow, this one video, just a single video that I'm
looking at, has eleven million people that have liked.

Speaker 7 (01:11:45):
And you're bad people for world starting for cat.

Speaker 4 (01:11:51):
I didn't realize how much you love cats.

Speaker 7 (01:11:53):
I love cats.

Speaker 5 (01:11:54):
Weird idea. Woken up in the middle of the night
hearing a cat fight.

Speaker 12 (01:11:57):
Oh yeah, well, at my old place, I used to
hear raccoons fighting and then making up and it is terrifying.

Speaker 4 (01:12:05):
Yeah, you just don't have cat Lady vibes. I would
have misread that. I would have taken any more for
a dog person.

Speaker 12 (01:12:11):
I like anything super super fluffy, so I like the dog.
It's got to be a fluffy dog.

Speaker 7 (01:12:16):
Okay, that's what I'm into. But I love cats. I'm
just really allergic to them. I grew up with them.
I love them.

Speaker 3 (01:12:21):
Yeah, you just don't come up.

Speaker 4 (01:12:22):
I mean, you know if you said, all right, Gina, no,
what is she person?

Speaker 5 (01:12:26):
Dog person? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:12:27):
Dog person for short?

Speaker 12 (01:12:29):
Well men saw me with cats, and yeah, I really
surprise because you are allergic.

Speaker 7 (01:12:34):
Yeah I didn't care.

Speaker 3 (01:12:38):
Yeah. Yeah, she'll bury her face and some pussy.

Speaker 7 (01:12:41):
That's every day, every chance I gets.

Speaker 3 (01:12:44):
She loves it all right.

Speaker 15 (01:12:45):
This weekend audio, speaking of anger, uh, the Kelsey's talked
about the famous very serious, very serious because from Jason,
who he was mad that somebody was the guy deserved it.
By all accounts, he was putting his phone in Jason's
face and saying that his brother Travis was the gay

(01:13:05):
F word for dating Taylor Swift, which I don't quite follow,
but okay whatever. And then so he's now on his
his apology tour and here they are talking about it
in their podcast.

Speaker 6 (01:13:15):
You owning it and you speaking about it shows how
sincere you are to a lot of people in this
world and shows that especially what you said on Monday Night,
that you don't choose hate.

Speaker 5 (01:13:25):
You know, that's that's that's just not who you are.
I love your brother.

Speaker 4 (01:13:28):
Okay, guys make out.

Speaker 15 (01:13:29):
Yes, you going and apologizing because you're on ABC, Disney, ESPN.

Speaker 7 (01:13:34):
That makes perfect sense.

Speaker 3 (01:13:35):
Yeah, come on, you gay f words.

Speaker 15 (01:13:37):
You're saying a guy who's been playing football for his
entire life is three hundred and something pounds, been in
locker rooms his entire life. That's the first time he's
used that word.

Speaker 5 (01:13:44):
Of course.

Speaker 7 (01:13:44):
Yeah, I don't know, he'd never Well, he wasn't the
first one to use it.

Speaker 4 (01:13:47):
There was the guy that's true troll number used it
and he was kind of turning it around on him.

Speaker 15 (01:13:52):
I think that be silent and strong and grab the
phone and smash it and walk away. That's the bigger
power move.

Speaker 3 (01:13:57):
Don't give them words, but these get a room.

Speaker 4 (01:14:01):
Let's just touch. Yeah, it wouldn't be gay because your brothers.
You know, what did they do in other stuff?

Speaker 15 (01:14:10):
In the spoiler the Greg in the Menendez documentary, What
gay stuff do they do?

Speaker 5 (01:14:14):
There was one scene talking about the real Menanda's brothers Deny,
but that the mom walked in on them showering together
saving water. Yeah, that's true, it's just being great.

Speaker 3 (01:14:24):
But in the actual trial he talks about having sex
with his brother, doesn't he I don't recall that.

Speaker 7 (01:14:31):
Well, do they have sex with shower?

Speaker 3 (01:14:32):
What do they do? He?

Speaker 2 (01:14:33):
What?

Speaker 5 (01:14:34):
He did say that the yes, the younger one said
the older one did stuff to him. It wasn't out
of choice, but in this one they were showering out
of choice together and then just some other homer erotic
stuff like you know, showering in the same room and
then getting out of the shower and changing in front
of each other.

Speaker 15 (01:14:51):
It's just exactly Yeah, just a gay guy wanted jail showers,
like how Quentin Tarantino puts feet in his movie.

Speaker 4 (01:14:59):
That's what he wants to see, and Murphy wants to
see gays. Yeah, all right, this week in audio, Oh
you know what, I keep on saying that we missed
the boat by doing what do you show a Golden
Bachelorette instead of just recapping the Golden Bachelorette?

Speaker 15 (01:15:14):
Because I get these clips in our little service and
I listen to them, and I'm like, Damn, I need
to watch this show. They're doing the thing at the
end of the show where the guys are telling all
or whatever and speaking of gay.

Speaker 3 (01:15:22):
Dudes, Golden Bachelorette.

Speaker 15 (01:15:24):
These are two gold yet these are These are two
guys talking about a note that one guy left for
the other guy for the other guy.

Speaker 4 (01:15:31):
So these are two of the Yeah, the old dudes
trying to get the chick lady, and they're recapping some
of the stuff that happened behind the scenes.

Speaker 27 (01:15:38):
Jonathan, just in case I don't get to stay, I
am humbled to have met you. I have enjoyed this
time shared. Place this sticky note on your mirror and
remind yourself that you are a fantastic human being. A
little sticky note to stick on my mirror, says, I

(01:16:01):
am strong, I am interested, I am jnsome, I am deserving,
I am enough.

Speaker 5 (01:16:08):
It is totally gay.

Speaker 3 (01:16:10):
Wow, Wow them already?

Speaker 5 (01:16:12):
Are you men?

Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
You're old men?

Speaker 5 (01:16:13):
What are you doing?

Speaker 4 (01:16:14):
And wow?

Speaker 3 (01:16:15):
What dude's taking a posted notes taking it out.

Speaker 5 (01:16:17):
Of his mirror with some stupid with motivation. Hey, Greg,
I'm strong.

Speaker 7 (01:16:22):
I want you to live, love and laugh.

Speaker 12 (01:16:23):
Okay, Yeah, these feelings should have been resolved long before
they got on.

Speaker 3 (01:16:28):
Canaday, you're totally gay?

Speaker 5 (01:16:33):
You're totally gay.

Speaker 15 (01:16:34):
Well, there's that thing that they say after like after
a certain age men, they start crying a lot because
they're estrogen can't.

Speaker 7 (01:16:40):
Maybe that's what's going on here almost.

Speaker 4 (01:16:46):
And like, which is fine, just be what's crazy is
to get off this show and like keep this poor
old lady out of it.

Speaker 3 (01:16:52):
Well, you were friends for like, I don't know, two
decades them, like four days ago, you know, Cake, be strong, Greg.

Speaker 7 (01:17:04):
I want you to know that you're that you're worth it.

Speaker 3 (01:17:08):
Yeah. No, I just met you on Tuesday and this
is Friday, but you're my new best.

Speaker 27 (01:17:15):
Just in case I don't get to stay. I am
humbled to have met you. I have enjoyed this time shared.
Place this sticky note on your mirror and remind yourself
that you are a fantastic human beings.

Speaker 7 (01:17:30):
Chewing something, and then the sticky note.

Speaker 27 (01:17:33):
The stick on my mirror says, I am strong, I
am interesting, I am handsome, I am deserving, I am gay.

Speaker 3 (01:17:45):
I wish I could quit you.

Speaker 15 (01:17:47):
That's something that gets written on like the whiteboard at
a soul cycle class.

Speaker 5 (01:17:53):
Wow. Thank Colbert. A right.

Speaker 4 (01:17:55):
This week in audio, all right, this is some interesting
video shot from like a port camera. So it's a
it's a decent neighborhood. And this guy walks across the
street in this you know, normal suburban neighborhood. He's got
a big old can of gas. He starts pouring it
on his neighbors, like garage door. Oh no, she's doing
so she walks outside and says, hey, hold on, what's
going on here?

Speaker 5 (01:18:15):
What are you doing?

Speaker 8 (01:18:16):
Yeah, you said my house hol far nor house.

Speaker 3 (01:18:30):
No, no, not at all.

Speaker 15 (01:18:32):
So it's just some cy of the wrong house. I
don't think no, no, not at all. He was just
I think he maybe that's part of their beef. Is
it's not your house.

Speaker 7 (01:18:40):
It's not your.

Speaker 17 (01:18:45):
You said my house, far.

Speaker 5 (01:18:49):
House.

Speaker 15 (01:18:49):
The top show up arrest the guy, but he's clearly
he's got a screw loose.

Speaker 7 (01:18:54):
But again, it's nice neighbor. It's not like a homeless dude.

Speaker 4 (01:18:56):
It's just yeah, yeah, all right, We're gonna take a
quick break and the will wrap up the week in audio.
That's coming up next here on The Woody Show. So
the next big thing on the calendar, The next big
thing on the schedule is Thanksgiving and that's the best thing.
It's like, oh, ri it wanting, I need it, and

(01:19:16):
everybody's looking to save some money on groceries and food.
But Target announced they've got some food savings deals for
Thanksgiving this year. What you can expect you could save
a few bucks on your dinner. They get this, uh,
the dinner for four twenty bucks. What includes turkey? You
got the cut green beans from del Monte. You got

(01:19:38):
the Campbell's condensed cream and mushroom soup. You see where
they're going with that.

Speaker 3 (01:19:42):
Oh, I feel some green bean casserole coming on.

Speaker 4 (01:19:45):
What greg They got the Ocean Spray jellied cranberry sauce.
That's the best cut. Don't give me that homemade stuff
homemade gross home style Nope, I wanted to out the can.
I want the little ridges on the side of it. Yeah,
the Hinds home style roasted turkey gravy, the stove top
stuffing mix, also rusted potatoes. And again, even if it's

(01:20:08):
advertised as a meal for four, they say you could
easily feed eight insane because that's a five.

Speaker 15 (01:20:15):
Pound bag of potatoes ten pounds of turkey. So that's
that's a good load of food load.

Speaker 4 (01:20:20):
There's also a pizza deal. Oh yes, Target three sixty
members can get a free frozen pizza from November thirteenth
through the sixteenth. You'll get a free pizza at checkout
when using Target's same day delivery. And plus I get
some other stuff too, about seven hundred new food beverage
entertaining i'ms for under twelve or twelve bucks in under

(01:20:40):
and also Greg some holiday decor.

Speaker 5 (01:20:42):
Of course, you know you gotta have that.

Speaker 4 (01:20:45):
Also Campbell's the twenty twenty four State of the Sides Report.
It just came out some insight into the holiday side
dishes that everybody loves the most. And we've been talking
about this that. But turkey's not the star. No know,
you would think it would be.

Speaker 3 (01:21:01):
I have like a sliver turkey, that's it.

Speaker 4 (01:21:03):
People like it, but it's not the star. People fifty
six percent would rather load their plates with side dishes
than the turkey itself. As for the favorites, stuffing is
number one, followed by mashed potatoes every day. Number three
is sweet potato castle role.

Speaker 7 (01:21:21):
Now, yeah, that's more like with the roasted like marshmallows
and walnuts or whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:21:26):
Yeah, that's good for the garbage.

Speaker 5 (01:21:28):
No, it's.

Speaker 4 (01:21:30):
It's not a top three. I don't even know if
it's the top five. Yeah, sweet potato cast roles number three,
number four, green bean cast role four.

Speaker 5 (01:21:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:21:41):
And then mac and cheese, which Greg Will makes the
argument that mac and cheese is a new Ish phenomenon,
and this is when we started having it at our
Thanksgiving meal when we had kids kids.

Speaker 3 (01:21:52):
Mac and cheese has always been a day one for me.

Speaker 5 (01:21:55):
You were a kid, really, because I don't remember I
don't remember hearing about it until five to ten years ago.

Speaker 3 (01:22:00):
Yeah around. Since then, it's there, we.

Speaker 5 (01:22:03):
Get it, so it has un.

Speaker 3 (01:22:08):
In our family.

Speaker 4 (01:22:09):
We always had a side of onion rings and okra tradition, Yeah, tradition. Yeah,
I would definitely go stuffing number one. As far as
the side stuffing number one, green bean cast role number two,
speak on a menu, then mac and cheese, then mashed potatoes.

Speaker 7 (01:22:30):
Aren't that high on the list.

Speaker 5 (01:22:32):
You're not potato, I'm not.

Speaker 4 (01:22:34):
I'm not a chips guy, I'm not you know, potato
loaded baked potato. The first the first couple of bites
of this of a baked potato or fine, because that's
what you get all the stuff dry and boring.

Speaker 3 (01:22:50):
Who's getting I'm not asking, I'm demanding.

Speaker 5 (01:22:55):
It's the show.

Speaker 4 (01:22:58):
I mean I wish I could get somebody talking the
way that that Jonathan guy was getting from Mary on
Golden Bachelor. After you're just joining us, we're going through
some of this week in audio. And there was this
guy Mark who was on Golden Bachelor at one of
the dudes chasing down the old lady on the show.
He was trying to win the old lady's affections. Meanwhile,

(01:23:19):
I guess he's just working in quantity, not quality, right,
It's just like throwing game out there.

Speaker 20 (01:23:24):
He is.

Speaker 4 (01:23:24):
He wrote this note to Jonathan, and here's a Jonathan.

Speaker 27 (01:23:29):
Just in case I don't get to stay. I am
humbled to have met you. I have enjoyed this time.
Shared placed this sticky note on your mirror and remind
yourself that you are a fantastic human being. And then
the sticky note to stick on my mirror says, I
am strong, I am interesting, I am handsome, I am deserving,

(01:23:55):
I am enough.

Speaker 3 (01:24:00):
Sound makes it sound like from Friday. Every time I'm
in the kitchen, you're in.

Speaker 4 (01:24:06):
The kitchen eating the ball. The food the hog mall.
I want some big feet, I want you you Yeah, uh,
you have these cards? Buy It affects Kinkos in a
little box and it says inspire her thirty pop open
cards with message and desid to give to the woman

(01:24:26):
in your life.

Speaker 3 (01:24:27):
Okay, So dudes are supposed to buy these or to
your sister or your daughter.

Speaker 7 (01:24:31):
Pass some of those around.

Speaker 15 (01:24:32):
Messny and the idea is just a little like two
inch by two inch card and you pop it open
and it gives an inspiration inspirational message that apparently only
women can get men of skiing.

Speaker 5 (01:24:42):
You read what you have there?

Speaker 3 (01:24:43):
Ye be bold and what you stand for?

Speaker 4 (01:24:48):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:24:51):
And what would you so you give this somebody?

Speaker 5 (01:24:54):
What do they do with that?

Speaker 3 (01:24:54):
It's from Ruth Bernstein.

Speaker 7 (01:24:56):
It's well a stupid person says, oh I didn't think
of that.

Speaker 4 (01:24:59):
Yeah right, Mine says listen to your heart, your heart when.

Speaker 15 (01:25:07):
It's so jealous of products like this, because anyone could
have thought of it.

Speaker 7 (01:25:14):
It's so dumb.

Speaker 5 (01:25:16):
And you rip it open to read it.

Speaker 7 (01:25:17):
Wait, are you sure did you rip yours open?

Speaker 1 (01:25:19):
Woody?

Speaker 3 (01:25:19):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (01:25:20):
Yeah, Because.

Speaker 4 (01:25:23):
Each day comes to me with both hands full of possibilities.
There we go Helen Keller. I'll read it as Helen Keller.

Speaker 7 (01:25:39):
Send your letters to I'm not getting Try not to
cry when you hear mine.

Speaker 5 (01:25:44):
She quietly expected great things to happen to her, and
no doubt that's one of the reasons why they did.

Speaker 12 (01:25:54):
I think this one's for everybody. Listen to the whispers
of your heart.

Speaker 5 (01:25:59):
That's different.

Speaker 7 (01:26:01):
Look within.

Speaker 12 (01:26:02):
Oh that's from Sarah Band breathnatch, so breath Look again.

Speaker 15 (01:26:07):
I'm not saying women are dumb, but but do you
know anyone in your life who'll be like, get one
of these and be.

Speaker 7 (01:26:12):
Like, yes, oh my god, I know what I need
to do? Was a platitude, the doctor order.

Speaker 5 (01:26:17):
The open one every day noise, It was inspired.

Speaker 4 (01:26:24):
No, there was like a cover like d h T
like in the early two thousands.

Speaker 5 (01:26:29):
This is rock set though.

Speaker 7 (01:26:31):
The best.

Speaker 5 (01:26:34):
Listen to your home. Didn't she die?

Speaker 7 (01:26:37):
Did she bite your tongue?

Speaker 5 (01:26:38):
Okay, maybe she did?

Speaker 3 (01:26:40):
Have no idea.

Speaker 17 (01:26:41):
I know there's something to the w of your smiles.

Speaker 7 (01:26:47):
Get notion from Can you get a Golden Bachelorette red next?

Speaker 5 (01:26:54):
Sup? Jonathan?

Speaker 27 (01:27:12):
Just in case I don't get to stay. I am
humbled to have met you. I have enjoyed this time
shared placed the sticky note on your mirror and remind
yourself that you are a fantastic human beings. And then
the sticky note the stick on my mirror says, I
am strong, I am interesting, I am handsome, I am deserving,

(01:27:37):
I am enough.

Speaker 5 (01:27:40):
Hell yea.

Speaker 24 (01:27:45):
More shows coming up, Hang on back in a few.

Speaker 15 (01:27:58):
This is the Witty show.

Speaker 4 (01:28:00):
Welcome back everybody. It is a Thursday morning. It's a
free Friday, November the seventh. Today is National make men
Dinner Day. Oh the hell, yeah, get started.

Speaker 3 (01:28:14):
I love lets go.

Speaker 5 (01:28:18):
For myself, get.

Speaker 4 (01:28:19):
Started, and I would prefer breakfast for dinner. And in
case you're wondering, yeah, getting uh so you tell's notary
public day.

Speaker 5 (01:28:30):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:28:32):
What else canine lymphoma awareness to.

Speaker 22 (01:28:38):
Do?

Speaker 3 (01:28:38):
Doggies get stickers and stuff when.

Speaker 5 (01:28:41):
When they go to do they get sticker.

Speaker 6 (01:28:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:28:43):
When they go to that, like a little kid does something,
they get when they're so my dog, yeah, they get
to ring the bell sammy.

Speaker 9 (01:28:50):
Yeah, I mean if they graduate.

Speaker 3 (01:28:52):
Yeah, my dog has recently got some stitches in her
in her leg and then they wrapped it and then
they put on since it was around Halloween, they put
on a little ghost patch on the side.

Speaker 7 (01:29:04):
Shay love that.

Speaker 5 (01:29:06):
Greg.

Speaker 4 (01:29:07):
I'm going to tell you this and you may cry.
Oh no, it almost got me, Okay, I'm like, oh
my god, Like the lip was quivering the whole thing.
I saw this thing that somebody posted at their vet office,
and it's a jar that sits on top of the
counter and it's four when people bring their dogs in

(01:29:28):
to be put down.

Speaker 5 (01:29:29):
God, the worst day of my life.

Speaker 4 (01:29:31):
Hershey's kisses to give to the dog so that they
can have chocolate. Oh my god, because they shouldn't go
to heaven without never experiencing chocolate. I was like, oh
my god, that that just damn you.

Speaker 20 (01:29:44):
Look.

Speaker 4 (01:29:44):
I think Gena is actually crying just the thought of it.
I was like, oh, babe, like your little yeah, like
your little dude. You are Oh my god, you are
like the cry. I thought like, look, here's the thing.
If I thought it was so sweet that I almost start
a tearing out, like this is not sp I guess
so sweet. She's legitimately crying. Yeah, yeah, it's a little baby.

(01:30:07):
Get the tried chocolate.

Speaker 7 (01:30:09):
Oh my god, that is hug your dog.

Speaker 4 (01:30:14):
There's also National Bittersweet Chocolate with almonds day. Yeah, it's
a National Cancer Awareness Day. We're just talking about that
and doing your screenings and all that kind of stuff.
It is International stout Day.

Speaker 7 (01:30:29):
Oh delish, not like the thick stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:30:32):
Would that be a Guinness? Is that?

Speaker 2 (01:30:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:30:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:30:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:30:35):
You don't want to be able to stand your spoon up,
do you?

Speaker 3 (01:30:38):
Guys like I do? Do you want to feel like
you ate a whole meal?

Speaker 7 (01:30:43):
Eats like a meal?

Speaker 18 (01:30:44):
For sure?

Speaker 4 (01:30:44):
Let me ask you a question. When you went to
Ireland with that guy that you didn't have sex with? Uh,
did you stick with bud light when you're over there?

Speaker 26 (01:30:51):
Like?

Speaker 3 (01:30:51):
Did you have like a Guinness?

Speaker 9 (01:30:53):
Did have Guinness while I was over there?

Speaker 4 (01:30:55):
Would that be embarrassing to try to order like something
like a buddy.

Speaker 9 (01:30:59):
Because I did?

Speaker 13 (01:30:59):
Or I don't really have good light over seas for
some import for them?

Speaker 9 (01:31:04):
No, it's cores light there.

Speaker 3 (01:31:07):
The mountains.

Speaker 5 (01:31:08):
The mountains are blue.

Speaker 9 (01:31:10):
It actually was funny.

Speaker 13 (01:31:11):
We went to a really night it was the last
day and during the trip I had been drinking whatever
kind of beers were in the location that we were
out that was for that nation, and I was tired
of it, and I was like, cores light, I don't
care So we were at this really nice restaurant where
people are normally pairing their wines with their meals and
all this other stuff, and I just wanted a course light.

Speaker 9 (01:31:31):
The waiter was so confused.

Speaker 13 (01:31:33):
He came back to me three times, confused by my
order and asking me what I wanted.

Speaker 9 (01:31:39):
And then I finally got my course light. But it
was a whole thing.

Speaker 7 (01:31:41):
They carry. Course He's just never given one.

Speaker 4 (01:31:45):
He's not the only one confused about this trip Iceberg.
Just the tip that's also hug a bear day. Some
entertain Yeah, try that out to see how that works. Yeah,
to get killed some entertainment stuff. Doctor Dre is being

(01:32:05):
sued for allegedly threatening his former marriage counselor.

Speaker 7 (01:32:09):
Oh yeah, there is a crazy Yes. They released a
lot of the.

Speaker 4 (01:32:13):
Texts, okay, which I didn't I didn't read the whole story.
I just saw that he's being so I think, man,
that's pretty bad. Yeah, Like, you're at this marriage counselor
and you're threatening the marriage counselor. Whose side do you
think they're gonna be?

Speaker 26 (01:32:24):
Honest?

Speaker 2 (01:32:25):
Weird?

Speaker 12 (01:32:25):
He thinks that he sided with the lady, and then
he sent all these very threatening texts to this dude,
I'm just trying to steer this ship. But I'm out
you have very threatening stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:32:37):
Yeah, I don't see.

Speaker 4 (01:32:38):
Okay, I'm not a therapy hater, as you know, like
menaces and like sea bass, but I don't know that.
I believe in marriage counseling.

Speaker 13 (01:32:48):
Like marriage counseling, let me tell you, it doesn't mean
you're going to stay together, you know.

Speaker 7 (01:32:54):
And it worked, Sammy.

Speaker 12 (01:32:56):
I'm glad you said that because I know a therapist
who said this, and I thought this was brilliant. She said,
you know, people come to me like at the end
of the rope, ditch effort to do therapy and for
marriage counseling, and she goes, you know what, at this point,
I can't help you stay together, but I can help
you break up.

Speaker 7 (01:33:12):
And I think that was really much.

Speaker 2 (01:33:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 13 (01:33:14):
I did marriage counseling, and I'm so glad I did
because I probably would have stayed in that relationship longer
had I not done that. It made me realize a
lot of things because we were now finally talking about things,
and it made me realize, like, oh, I just need
to leap.

Speaker 9 (01:33:28):
Yes, it works, it might not.

Speaker 13 (01:33:31):
You might not get the result you think you're going
to get, yes, but it still is the right results.

Speaker 3 (01:33:36):
You already know the you do, yeah, but you need
help you too.

Speaker 5 (01:33:40):
But there's a weird sense of safety when you have
a third party there that you can tell them the
honest truth and say, look, I don't think this is
going to work. But if you were one on one
in the room with your at the time husband, it
might be harder to say that totally. But with a
third party there, it makes it easier. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:33:58):
Two things.

Speaker 4 (01:33:58):
Number one, I guess I should have clarified I don't
believe in marriage counseling for the purpose of.

Speaker 3 (01:34:05):
Marriage.

Speaker 4 (01:34:06):
Okay, okay, because that's the thing. I think it's by
the time you do that, Yeah, it's it's. The second
thing is when you were married, did you also never
hook up with him? Or is this just is this
just how you are, Like you think he's asexual?

Speaker 13 (01:34:23):
No, I'm just like because we have friends who I
don't hook up with.

Speaker 4 (01:34:27):
No, you go on these trips, you know, but the like,
oh we were married, but you know, no, we never
slept together. It's probably like one of these weird people
that have like those separate houses.

Speaker 12 (01:34:37):
Oh you think she slept in a deasy and lucy
bedroom because that's.

Speaker 4 (01:34:42):
Just how she rolls. She's married to she seeps in
completely separate beds people. She just goes on trips with
same bed, no action.

Speaker 5 (01:34:53):
See what I'm saying.

Speaker 4 (01:34:54):
She's very non conventional, non conforming, nonconforming.

Speaker 9 (01:34:58):
I mean, it's it's wrong, but I see we're you're
going with it.

Speaker 4 (01:35:00):
I guess I'm just I'm just throwing it out there.
It's just, you know, there's no just a theory. Yeah, yeah,
there's no bad thoughts out there, just you know, yeah,
just just curious. Tom Hanks calls movie critics sea suckers.
Oh my, on O'Brien's podcast.

Speaker 5 (01:35:14):
Yeah, he was.

Speaker 4 (01:35:14):
He was going on about you know why, that's what
we've been saying. Yeah, critics suck.

Speaker 3 (01:35:20):
I don't pay attention to anything they say.

Speaker 4 (01:35:22):
Yeah, the critics who they've made their entire life about
like just reviewing other people's art.

Speaker 3 (01:35:26):
And their work.

Speaker 4 (01:35:26):
Yeah, exactly, like you didn't put it together, you didn't
write it, you've never written a movie, you've never write
to the movie, you never hacked in a movie.

Speaker 5 (01:35:32):
Whatever.

Speaker 4 (01:35:32):
You're like this exverbitter Yeah, yeah, because then then you
overanalyze what's those who can't teach. It's kind of a
version of that teach.

Speaker 5 (01:35:41):
Right.

Speaker 7 (01:35:42):
Review you can't do criticize.

Speaker 4 (01:35:43):
Yeah, those who can't do review like.

Speaker 3 (01:35:46):
That movie I want to see. I just go see it.

Speaker 5 (01:35:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:35:49):
And then Daniel Craig was asked who the next James
Bond should be. I thought he had a great answer.
He said, I don't care. Okay, yeah, I'll be here
taking a treasure bath. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:36:00):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:36:01):
So the Goonies House in Astoria, Oregon, popular tourist attraction.
We were just talking about that that I'm documentary. I
can't wait to watch that called the House from We
were mentioning that on the show yesterday. Now it was sold.
The Gooni's House is sold a couple of years ago
to this guy who loves the movie, welcomes fans, wants
them to pose for a pick out front.

Speaker 5 (01:36:20):
I mean that's the way it should be. Does he
have a crappy neighbor or something? Yes, Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:36:25):
One of his neighbors hates it, wants to put a
stop to it, and even put up a sign in
front of his house it says, quote Goonies not welcome.

Speaker 7 (01:36:33):
Okay, cool guy.

Speaker 5 (01:36:34):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:36:35):
The owner of the Goonies house, says quote, why would
you want to live in this neighborhood? Knowing for the
last thirty eight years one of the greatest iconic movies
of all time was filmed in that house, and you
choose to live two doors down?

Speaker 5 (01:36:50):
Why not move? And he put up his own sign
It says, don't talk to Karen with a harrow.

Speaker 4 (01:36:56):
So great, here's one of the other neighbors. He's cool
about the whole thing. He loves it.

Speaker 5 (01:37:00):
Here's the statistic I will give you, and I think this.

Speaker 3 (01:37:03):
Is basically true in life.

Speaker 4 (01:37:04):
About three percent of the human race, all right. The
other ninety seven percent are well meaning, well intentioned, polite,
all of the things that you want to see out
of humanity.

Speaker 5 (01:37:15):
That three percent shouldn't record for everybody else.

Speaker 24 (01:37:17):
We came to get pictures of that house and film
that house. You can't blame me for running up there.
If you're going to buy that house, be prepared for that.
Don't buy the house, expect no one to take pictures
of it.

Speaker 5 (01:37:29):
Yeah, duh, yeah exactly.

Speaker 4 (01:37:31):
It's like the woman who owns the breaking bad Walter
White's house, So yeah, she will yell at people.

Speaker 5 (01:37:37):
Who's the owner of the Brady Bunch House.

Speaker 4 (01:37:40):
It was the same way for the Brady House for
a long time.

Speaker 3 (01:37:42):
He Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:37:43):
Now I forget whoever HGTV sold it to. I think
they're fine with the whole thing here. And finally, yeah,
get news from the streets.

Speaker 3 (01:37:54):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:37:54):
Now it might be old news to uh you hip
hop guys out there, but great news everybody. The Atlanta
rapper Young Thug, whose legal name is Jeffrey Lamar Williams,
has accepted a plea deal and is going home on
house arrest. Oh wow, The judge of the case asked, Thug, quote,
is it your decision to waive these rights and enter

(01:38:16):
a plea of guilty because you are in fact guilty?
Thug replies yes.

Speaker 5 (01:38:21):
And that was it. Now.

Speaker 4 (01:38:23):
Throughout the case, the prosecution was like trying to prove
that he is a co founder and proclaimed leader of
an alleged criminal street gang and Atlanta known as Young
Slime Life. Ye Young Slime Life. Before the plea deal
was struck, mister Thug had pled not guilty and his
attorney had reportedly told the press that his client was

(01:38:44):
innocent of all charges.

Speaker 3 (01:38:46):
Yeah. If I got this, you know, just stay at
my house. Then guilty.

Speaker 12 (01:38:51):
It's a win win because then the courts get to go, Hey,
another one, you know, another one in the can news.

Speaker 4 (01:38:56):
From the streets. Hell yeah, young, you know, little yeah,
little show. It's your birthday party, It's your birthday.

Speaker 5 (01:39:11):
It's your birthday and you.

Speaker 3 (01:39:12):
Know we don't give it.

Speaker 4 (01:39:13):
It's your birthday. You like X tell Yeah, your birthday today.
Adam Divine from Workaholic, We love you, Adam, Love you.
Bumper Allan and the Pitch Perfect.

Speaker 5 (01:39:27):
Movies, star of Jacksy Hello, Ny Bailey.

Speaker 3 (01:39:30):
On Modern Family.

Speaker 9 (01:39:31):
Yeah, when we first met.

Speaker 5 (01:39:33):
Adam, General Ruler.

Speaker 4 (01:39:34):
Adam Levine is forty one years old today, speaking of
the Brady Bunch. Christopher Knight. Oh Peter, Yeah, first of all, Peter,
he's sixty so dumb. He's sixty seven years old today.
You have singer Plague, the singer Lord is twenty eight.

Speaker 6 (01:39:51):
That's it.

Speaker 7 (01:39:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:39:52):
David Gietta, the French DJ, the best Dude, one of
the coolest songs, Sea with the Titanium.

Speaker 3 (01:40:00):
David get at least go to one of his shows
one time in your life. Yeah, such a cool experience.

Speaker 4 (01:40:05):
He's a fifty seven years old today. Alg Smith, who's
Chris McKay on Euphoria. You're a year of big euphour.
I don't know that, said thirty years old Mike Henry,
who's the original voice of Cleveland on Family Guy is
fifty nine? Isn't the guy that he quit because like
he's not really black?

Speaker 2 (01:40:24):
Right?

Speaker 7 (01:40:25):
Is the same thing like the Simpsons? Yeah, Zariah?

Speaker 3 (01:40:28):
And then Joni Mitchell.

Speaker 4 (01:40:31):
Oh, Johnny Mitchell's eighty one years old.

Speaker 3 (01:40:34):
Wow, not as old as I thought?

Speaker 5 (01:40:36):
Right folk singer?

Speaker 26 (01:40:38):
Right?

Speaker 7 (01:40:38):
Yeah, big yellow taxi, yellow taxi.

Speaker 4 (01:40:42):
They paved part para Paradise.

Speaker 2 (01:40:45):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:40:45):
Stella Cox is your porno birthday today, and she's been
spread more than a tub of Orlando Lakes four and
ninety three films on her resume, including two White Girls
in a Glory Hole. She was in All You Can
Eat Volume one, also Extreme Bathroom Orgasms. Oh, she was
in Bitchy Hotties Have to Share a Cab Volume one,

(01:41:08):
Bitchy Hotty Yep, my cousin is a whore Volume one.
And then who can forget her unforgettable role in Cute
Student sixty Nine's for travel Money?

Speaker 13 (01:41:17):
Yes, ell yeah, get there right.

Speaker 4 (01:41:22):
That's Stella Cox, who is thirty four years old today.
And that's your porn of birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And
that is a Thursday morning. Look what's happening around the
world of entertainment here on the WOODI Show. We're gonna
take a quick break. Got some more Woodies show for you. Next,
hang on, sit next, Please welcome to the studio here
on this throwback Thursday. He is the Pride of Pacoima.

(01:41:45):
He is a Pacoima ogy. He is the senior vice
president and managing partner of Club Turn Up, El presidente
himself DJ Tim Martinay out what's up, dude. So a

(01:42:05):
couple of things. Number One, thank you for everything last
week at Marongo. The party so well organized and everything
looked great.

Speaker 5 (01:42:13):
Everybody had a great time.

Speaker 4 (01:42:15):
It was cool, and you know, I know you do
a ton of work behind the scenes on that stuff,
So thank you. Of course we appreciate that. As always,
also full disclosure. I want to make sure that you
know I told everybody, including everybody listening right now, a
story that I heard at Marongo. I don't know if
you've heard the story about our one co worker who
you might have been there for the conversation, who they

(01:42:37):
were going through the parking lot of a of an
amusement park looking for unlocked cars because he and his
wife or girlfriend at the time. I'm not sure what
it was at that point. I think maybe even they
were married at that point. They were just so horny
for each other, yes, that they had to find someplace
to do it right then and there found an unlocked
car in the parking lot of an amusement park. It so,

(01:42:58):
I will say, and God, it on down and dirty
right there.

Speaker 7 (01:43:01):
Wow, that's their hero.

Speaker 4 (01:43:03):
That's what my wife said.

Speaker 3 (01:43:04):
That's I do remember that.

Speaker 4 (01:43:06):
You also, you remember the conversation.

Speaker 3 (01:43:08):
I do remember the conversation. Yes, now that it's coming.
It was a little cloudy, but it's very clear.

Speaker 4 (01:43:13):
And yeah, that coworker is a pretty cool guy. Don't
you think that guy is so great? That guy literally
literally yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:43:29):
Stallion, yeah real, yeah, well that guy. Uh, we should
hook up with that guy. So yeah, not in that way,
but I.

Speaker 4 (01:43:37):
Mean not checking car doors, parking lot way to put it, say,
maybe have a drink.

Speaker 3 (01:43:41):
Yeah, we should definitely that guy guy.

Speaker 4 (01:43:45):
Yeah, I bet you he likes tequila. Like that sounds
like the kind of guy who loves tequila. Yeah, also
sounds to me like dude, this guy would bleed blue,
you know, like big Dodger fans.

Speaker 7 (01:43:55):
Yeah, go Dodger.

Speaker 3 (01:43:57):
I mean, who doesn't love the Dodgers and who does
not love tequila?

Speaker 5 (01:44:00):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (01:44:02):
That could be anybody that really.

Speaker 5 (01:44:03):
Could point it's weird.

Speaker 4 (01:44:05):
I'm getting this this vision. Like this guy, I bet
you he works. I bet you he works surrounded by
like some kind of collectible, like like bibbleheads, maybe bibbleheads
of Dodgers players.

Speaker 7 (01:44:18):
Interesting because who isn't a huge, huge fan.

Speaker 3 (01:44:21):
Huge fan, huge fan.

Speaker 5 (01:44:22):
I get him.

Speaker 3 (01:44:23):
Yeah, he continues, We got to find this guy.

Speaker 4 (01:44:27):
You know what, because you were there for the story.
But man, we got to introduce you to this guy.

Speaker 3 (01:44:31):
Please, I would love to know number one, how it's done.

Speaker 7 (01:44:35):
Yeah, it is for us.

Speaker 3 (01:44:37):
I just want to go home. That seems a young
man's game.

Speaker 7 (01:44:40):
Yeah, a very young man's game.

Speaker 3 (01:44:43):
Man's game. That guy must have had game back in
the day.

Speaker 4 (01:44:48):
You must have tim Yeah that guy, Yes, he does.

Speaker 5 (01:44:55):
Yes he does. He's a hero.

Speaker 4 (01:44:57):
Anyway, that guy that was the party. Everybody had a great,
great time. Everybody drank maybe a little too much. But
we'll see you at the next Big Woody show party. Yes, now,
to the actual business. Yes of what you're here for.
It's a throwback Thursday, and we go up in the
club every week and we have Tim pick that song
because back in the day he was an actual club DJ,

(01:45:18):
playing all these songs as they were big and popular.

Speaker 3 (01:45:20):
And what are we going to go with this week? Tim,
We're going with my graduating class of nineteen ninety two.
Hell yeah, boys, such a great year. I walked that
graduation stage to this song. You did, No, I didn't.

Speaker 5 (01:45:37):
That would have been awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:45:38):
It would have been great.

Speaker 5 (01:45:39):
We're saying, as you're saying bye.

Speaker 3 (01:45:41):
Bye bye high school. Rhythm as a dancer.

Speaker 17 (01:45:45):
By hell off the Woody show.

Speaker 4 (01:45:50):
Up man, Oh you snap the power? Oh yeah, rhythm
is a dancer. You speak my love language, Tim Martinez,
I do all right. It's up in the clerb. It's
throwback Thursday. It's the Way Show A ninety eighty seven.

Speaker 17 (01:46:08):
It's a Sun American. It's your blossest free young money.

Speaker 28 (01:46:23):
It's it's it's a Sun Afican, my hands, free young money.

Speaker 17 (01:46:54):
It's you can in well the there's a dancing real

(01:47:18):
you get then in a well the there's a dancing.

Speaker 26 (01:47:39):
What's the rital right? God, you speak your side of
sexual mind to move to historisation my racist in stations
more if not embracist. You mind the body of my
repriet to please take me in on it.

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Nothing to lose everythat to when but.

Speaker 28 (01:47:56):
If you're talking pot to posing nothing old.

Speaker 26 (01:47:58):
The news take you freaking on with man faces. Got
the preele you want to get the don't get the wrongs, Gona.

Speaker 3 (01:48:06):
I'm serious this chance.

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And when I think with them a dance.

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Speaker 17 (01:48:18):
I had a f three young many real you can

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see it well the mas dancer. Really, it's such ster pad.

Speaker 4 (01:49:32):
Of the declared snap for them is a dancer?

Speaker 3 (01:49:35):
Love it?

Speaker 7 (01:49:36):
Another hit?

Speaker 4 (01:49:37):
And the question again, Sammy, do you know the song?
You you don't know the song?

Speaker 3 (01:49:44):
Sammy?

Speaker 17 (01:49:45):
All right?

Speaker 22 (01:49:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:49:46):
Are you?

Speaker 4 (01:49:47):
Are you familiar with their with their other songs?

Speaker 5 (01:49:49):
The Power? Do you know that song?

Speaker 18 (01:49:53):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:49:54):
You need to hear it again. Okay, let's see snap
the Power?

Speaker 22 (01:49:57):
You know this to?

Speaker 1 (01:50:01):
Oh?

Speaker 17 (01:50:02):
Yeah, I know that?

Speaker 24 (01:50:03):
Good for you.

Speaker 5 (01:50:04):
It's kind of hectic.

Speaker 4 (01:50:05):
It's even kind of hectic quality. I possessed so single
fresh on the cross Fresshaw on the microphone that I
saw Windlers of the camp be stolen, that they are snapped.

Speaker 5 (01:50:17):
We'll need the police to try to save them. Divorce
to screen.

Speaker 23 (01:50:20):
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and you don't WI.

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Speaker 23 (01:50:35):
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back in the state called rap like the Great Side,
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of seven fourteen.

Speaker 5 (01:50:50):
Brady win in the game, all the lyrical.

Speaker 7 (01:50:53):
Hy James tell yeah, you have snapped.

Speaker 4 (01:50:56):
Dude, dude snap dude. I love that so good d
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everybody get your Christmas ornaments out. Tim's ready for that.
It's a discussion for another day. Okay, Bila wouldn't approve
the wood Show. All right, Well that's it for Thursday. Okay,

(01:51:20):
nice good Thursday, pre Friday in the books full show podcast.
Just go to the woodieshow dot com. We had the
questions for the ladies, Greg's tamp questions. We're learning some
other questions in there too. Thank you everybody who submitted theirs.
We're just trying to learn stuff about the other sex.

Speaker 5 (01:51:37):
You know exactly some of.

Speaker 4 (01:51:38):
The trending news headlines. Saw that more on the podcast. Again,
just go to the Woodieshow dot com. Well, today's Thursday.
That must mean that tomorrow is Friday. Hey, coming up
Friday on the Woody Show. You got the fail stories
you can get you a dumb ass contest called the
duy Q. Perhaps you've heard of it. Also a brand

(01:51:59):
new redneck use all the trending news headlines. Whatever we
got to do to help you and ourselves get through
the morning and of the weekend as quickly as possible,
we will be doing that tomorrow, Friday. You're on the
Woody Show.

Speaker 5 (01:52:10):
Cool.

Speaker 4 (01:52:11):
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Ye Greg Gory Party words of wisdom.

Speaker 5 (01:52:25):
Please, you have the best hotel towels are the ones
that are so soft and so thick that you can
barely close your suitcase.

Speaker 4 (01:52:33):
Get Are there some places that were putting like tags
in the towels?

Speaker 17 (01:52:39):
Oh?

Speaker 5 (01:52:39):
Really?

Speaker 3 (01:52:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:52:41):
Like so you can't steal them?

Speaker 5 (01:52:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 17 (01:52:43):
Oh, boo.

Speaker 4 (01:52:45):
Yeah, I mean like some of the some of the
nicer I forget. We had a story about that because
they other they were tracking.

Speaker 7 (01:52:52):
Them, probably put them in the robes.

Speaker 5 (01:52:53):
I mean, not like what you would track them with
the air I got.

Speaker 4 (01:52:56):
It was like those things that you would get on
things the store that they have to d activate where
it leaves. So if you're trying to walk out of
the suitcase, leap, they get towels and crap, oh.

Speaker 5 (01:53:07):
Right next to this robe.

Speaker 4 (01:53:09):
All right, Thank you very much, Greg Gory, Thank you
so much for giving the Woe Show some of your
valuable time this morning. You know we'd love it, appreciate
you for that. The rest of you guys can suck it.
Catch back here on Friday. Have a great day. S
MD double M. I quit this bitch.