The Woody Show October 16th 2024 Podcast

Golden Bachelorette, News Headlines, Redneck News & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Sleep is.

Speaker 2 (00:02):
Due to the graphic nature of this.

Speaker 3 (00:04):
Program, Listener discretion is advised.

Speaker 1 (00:17):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 4 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody. It
is Wednesday. It's October the sixteenth, twenty twenty four. Hello, welcome,
We are the Woody Show. Hey, I'm one of that's
Greg Gory, Baby Woody, we got menace. What's up, Gina Grant,

(00:58):
Good morning, Sammy, Good morning to you.

Speaker 5 (01:00):
Good morning.

Speaker 4 (01:00):
There's a sea bass. We've got bored. We've got Caroline Morgan,
our associate producer is here. We got von He is
our video producer. He's been getting here super early the
last couple of mornings. Yeah, ever since his car broke down. Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:15):
I don't even getting a ride in.

Speaker 4 (01:16):
Yeah, yeah, like Morgan, because Morgan comes in way earlier
than than vond.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Does, like a couple of hours.

Speaker 6 (01:23):
Yeah, a huge change.

Speaker 4 (01:25):
Yeah, just for a ride to work. He's got to
come on. Hey, you know what, he can always uper
but if he wants to save a couple of.

Speaker 5 (01:31):
Bucks, yeah, then he's working for free.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Yeah, I would take the ride, yeah exactly. But because
there was the other morning he was on his way
in and he broke down, so he's on the side
of the road and he was going to leave his
car there just to come in and run cameras. And
I'm like, I appreciate the dedication, no, but hell no, dude.
That's why we always joke about. You know, people take

(01:55):
this job, or really any job way too serious, way
too serious. You're not a doctor. Whatever, it's it's fine
if we don't have the cameras up and running for
a round a guess who's gas or something, it'll be yeah,
it'll be okay.

Speaker 5 (02:06):
So if I'm wearing a mood ring and it says
my mood is off, I don't have to come in
because I'm just feeling like my mood is like.

Speaker 7 (02:10):
No, no, no, that's that's dumb.

Speaker 4 (02:13):
But if you're like broken down on the side of
the road, don't leave your car there. Yeah. Anyway, thank
you for being here. Give us some valuable time today
coming up for you on the show this morning, you
know on ABC tonight.

Speaker 7 (02:22):
Later on tonight it's going to be the Golden Bachelorette.

Speaker 4 (02:25):
Well here on The Woody Show today, it's a Golden Bachelorette,
so different. Yeah, these are all these grannies, these Gilfs
who are on guilf dot com at see bass is
chatting up and so we we just think we do
a much more superior version of what they're trying to
pull off on ABC. Some shine on these older ladies.
We do it better. Yeah, Also the trending news headlines,

(02:48):
and of course anything else you want to be a
part of. Phones are open for you eight seven seven
forty four Woody hit us up of the text over
to two two nine eight seven. I keep seeing these
stories about your robots men, the Elon Musk robots. I'm
so excited, And did you want did you see that
the designer from Eye Robot is calling him out saying

(03:09):
that he stole the idea from the film design So,
like the whole look of them ripping off the designs,
this is that Will Smith movie.

Speaker 5 (03:19):
Well he kind of admits it. Like I think the
the like show the exhibition was called We Robot.

Speaker 6 (03:24):
Right, yeah, yeah, it's like an homage, right, I mean,
how different can you possibly make a robot look?

Speaker 2 (03:31):
And I mean there's a ton of other robots. It's
not just Tesla that looks like those robots.

Speaker 4 (03:35):
They all look kind of Yeah, the guy the director
of that movie says, Hey, Elon, can I have my
designs back? Okay? I mean, but it looks like just
any kind of like generic sleek future to look like
if anything like Looking at it, I would say it
looks like Tesla or Apple. Yeah, it looks like a
wop walking Eye Potter, you know, I agree, Yeah.

Speaker 7 (03:58):
Like a walking Mac. Yeah, kind of like an iMac.

Speaker 8 (04:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:03):
And uh yeah when in like like this, whoever made
the Space Audissey movie go after him like that style.

Speaker 4 (04:12):
Or even a terminator like some of those robots, you know,
kind of the kind of the same thing.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
All Greg and I want is this robot so we
can say coffee? Can you go grab some coffee? Because
the coffee machine is on the other.

Speaker 7 (04:24):
Wait, didn't you just buy like a cure egg or something?

Speaker 4 (04:27):
I did?

Speaker 2 (04:27):
And I had it in the office and we're trying
to forgure out where to put it and then it disappeared.
What it took it?

Speaker 7 (04:34):
Somebody to guarantee I know what happened. Come on in
if you're here, if you.

Speaker 4 (04:38):
Can maybe for him or I guarantee he probably put
that where he puts all the other because he was
probably maybe annoyed because it was near him, because the
area that was sitting on I remember, is where Greg sits,
and when he's in the office, that's Greg's space. And
I guarantee that Sea Bash just got tired of looking
at it, and so he moved it.

Speaker 7 (04:57):
I guarantee.

Speaker 4 (04:57):
I wonder it's either got to be in a cabinet
in our office or he moved it down to where
he keeps the illegal office oven.

Speaker 8 (05:04):
I will be honest.

Speaker 2 (05:05):
It was sitting there for a quite a long time
because I kept off forgetting like, oh, we got to
figure out a place to put this. Yeah, I was
thinking maybe buying a little table for it or something.

Speaker 7 (05:13):
There's plenty of places that we can plug that in.

Speaker 4 (05:16):
Yeah. And the thing like that whole presentation with the
robots and everything. Do the uggiest thing I've ever seen is.

Speaker 7 (05:21):
That cyber cab Robotaxi thing.

Speaker 6 (05:24):
Oh yeah, it's just like a closed capsule.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
Does Tesla go out of their way, like with the
cyber trucks and just design really super ugly craft.

Speaker 2 (05:32):
They're trying to bring us into the future. That's what
the future is supposed to look.

Speaker 7 (05:35):
So dumb, all right?

Speaker 4 (05:37):
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It's October the sixteenth, twenty twenty four on Wooding. That's
Greg Gory here morning, where's menace?

Speaker 2 (06:31):
What is up?

Speaker 4 (06:32):
There's Ginny grand Good morning, sea basket morning to you.
There's uh Sammy Marny. Phones are up in eight seven
seven forty four Wooding. You can hit us up with
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this hour, it's all Golden Bachelorette. It's the Golden Bachelorett
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(06:53):
The Ladies of guilp dot Com Hot coming at you
this hour. I did see there was a right up
in the La Times. They did a big profile on
this seventy one year old pole dancer. Oh, her name
is Mary, and she's not a stripper, but she does perform.
She also claims it's a fitness and exercise it is.

Speaker 11 (07:16):
They changed that over a few years ago and now
people are pretending.

Speaker 4 (07:19):
Yeah, she started pole dancing at fifty seven years old,
when her last kid graduated from college, and the article
calls her quote an embodied reminder that getting older doesn't
have to mean forfeiting, beauty, sexuality, strength or the activities
you love.

Speaker 6 (07:39):
I mean, and I have a.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
You go girlfriend because it's just for fitness and exercise.
I'll pass the picture around. I mean for seventy one
years old.

Speaker 7 (07:50):
For seventy one years old, I wouldn't.

Speaker 10 (07:53):
And she's very strong and very flexible and.

Speaker 4 (07:56):
Wouldn't do her No, I wouldn't. No man at my
age now, no, when I'm older and that's you know,
what we're dealing with. Then, yes, of course, which he's
in your age group. Yeah, right, exactly, not now, because dude,
I get it, Like you see, Like I remember, I
was thinking about this recently because when you were younger

(08:16):
and you would see like a chick who's like in
her mid thirties, you're like, ugh, old gods age. Yeah,
you hit that point where you go from being a
young person who the world is your oyster and you
have you know, uh, you know, consideration from other people
who are in that age group, and at some point
you hit that age where you're now the old person. Yeah,

(08:38):
you know, and not old old, not like granny, but
like old the next chapter, the next chapter where you're
kind of seeing more how you used to look at
parents or teachers or things like that, like just old.

Speaker 8 (08:49):
I know you're old, but still you think that's hot.

Speaker 5 (08:53):
It's no, it's true though. It's true though, because I
thought about this too, and I thought, even if I'm old,
I'm not going to think of old guys.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
Yeah, thinking, because I remember thinking.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
I remember thinking like some of my friends would think,
like one of the moms was hot, right, and I
was looking like sea that way, oh, because I was
just more attracted to girls who were like my own age. Right,
And now I see moms, I go, oh she's pretty. Yeah,
or man, that mom's kind.

Speaker 5 (09:17):
Of hot wood slam wood slam Yeah.

Speaker 4 (09:19):
Would wouldn't would like like there'd be any chance anyway,
But it's a fun game to play. Would wouldn't whatever?
Uh And you go okay, I would have never thought that, yeah, ten, fifteen,
twenty years ago. But now so like now I'm looking at,
you know, seventy one year old pole dancer chick here,
and I go, eh, no, not very yet. I'm sure
when I'm sixty five or seventy, I'll be like, wow.

Speaker 5 (09:43):
Oh yeah her over well she'll be long gone.

Speaker 4 (09:45):
But here, yeah, well she'll be long gone, but I'm
saying there'll be a new crop, new crop.

Speaker 12 (09:51):
Here's the look of divorce former hot wife. Yeah, it's
like she found pole dancing and suddenly from before she's
been hot for a whole lot.

Speaker 7 (10:01):
But I can't say even though I wouldn't, you know,
I'm not interested in doing her.

Speaker 6 (10:04):
I would.

Speaker 7 (10:05):
I can sit here and go wow, like she looks
great for yeah yeah, yeah, but man, it's like there's
something about you know, when you hug an old person
or whatever, and it's that really that really loose.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
Almost like yeah, see through skin. Yeah, it's like, man,
I just can't imagine you run your hands over that
naked body and it's just like thin loose skin.

Speaker 6 (10:26):
You have to look forward to.

Speaker 5 (10:28):
I know you're lucky.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
That's going to be all of us.

Speaker 4 (10:30):
And if you're lucky in eighty year olds, and if
you're lucky, your boner still works. You know, you can
still get it up and still do it.

Speaker 6 (10:37):
And you won't have to go to work, so you
could do it all day and you won't want to, right.

Speaker 4 (10:41):
And so it's even great tea, Yeah, you won't. You
won't be left feeling that you want to do it
all the time like you do now. You know, it'll
be like you know, once a month is pretty good.
That's why you got to be yo about your sex life.
It's gonna run out, like do it now while you
want to? Yeah, don't you only have got to be
yolo when it comes?

Speaker 8 (11:00):
Yeah, don't you get only a certain amount of shots?

Speaker 4 (11:02):
Yeah, there's only a certain amount of nuts.

Speaker 11 (11:04):
Yeah, really happening about that one?

Speaker 4 (11:07):
Uh No?

Speaker 8 (11:08):
Yeah, he was like doing nineties.

Speaker 12 (11:11):
Yeah, an interesting yet very sad interview, like talk to
guys who have just now got ed and like, what
was it like the first time?

Speaker 11 (11:18):
It couldn't happen, right, that.

Speaker 6 (11:21):
Would be quite surprised. That would be interesting. And then
you'd say, don't you wish you were yellow with sex?

Speaker 4 (11:26):
Although seats I know that you talk about taking some
of those things. Hell yeah, bluetoo dot com promo code
would he but unnecessarily not unnecessarily for an extra white kick.

Speaker 7 (11:35):
But I must say, what so you can't get a
boner or you can't get a super hard I'm.

Speaker 11 (11:38):
Playing this a lot of times.

Speaker 5 (11:39):
I haven't heard it.

Speaker 12 (11:40):
So the idea of being Gina, if you want to
have as my friend used to call it, porn star sex, yeah,
or as I maybe have done sex with a porn star,
you want you want to be able to go three,
four or five times and have no refractory Ah.

Speaker 11 (11:53):
So you're just like, oh yeah, she's like what is
going on back there?

Speaker 4 (11:56):
Oh my god?

Speaker 6 (11:57):
What a stop?

Speaker 4 (11:58):
What a stunt? Because I was just reading you know,
the big warnings about uh, you know, don't take things
when you don't need them yet, because what you're doing
is you are setting yourself up to then need.

Speaker 5 (12:10):
Them, right, You're like recalibrating. That's your zero.

Speaker 11 (12:12):
That is certain like certain hormonal things. That's definitely a problem.

Speaker 4 (12:15):
You know.

Speaker 11 (12:16):
You hear that with steroids, how it shrinks the They.

Speaker 4 (12:18):
Were talking more specifically, but I don't know exactly what
I mean. The blue shoe. Is that the same as
like a viagra?

Speaker 11 (12:24):
Yeah, it's the same active ingredient as viagora and a fraction.

Speaker 4 (12:32):
Yeah, but I love the I think it is the
sialis one is that's the one that show like the
two uh you know, probably their sixties and they're they're
in individual claw tubs in their backyard.

Speaker 5 (12:41):
Bathtub outside, so romantic, which would rule, thank you Greg,
God would the outdoor bathtub.

Speaker 8 (12:48):
They say a man can do it up to fifty
times a day if you really want to.

Speaker 4 (12:52):
Good people are like, who wouldn't want to?

Speaker 2 (12:55):
There's so many questions asking if you could die? I
just want to know how many fifty nuts?

Speaker 6 (12:59):
Yeah, if I could, I would.

Speaker 4 (13:01):
Are you? I mean they say it within twenty four hours,
I know, but fifty nuts and twenty four hours yeah,
like you're potentially physiologically yeah, you're gonna be at all.

Speaker 12 (13:11):
We're asking if you could die from that, I would
I would think like something would fall out.

Speaker 5 (13:15):
Yeah, I'm changing it fallout.

Speaker 4 (13:18):
I'm just thinking, like, you know, bye by number four
or five? What kind of payload are you delivering?

Speaker 11 (13:25):
Nothing?

Speaker 6 (13:26):
Right?

Speaker 4 (13:26):
Is it like an eye dropper? Yeah, it's just to sound.

Speaker 2 (13:32):
Yeah, okay, they said the average man in a lifetime
does it eight thousand, seven hundred times.

Speaker 11 (13:38):
That's a lot, but okay.

Speaker 5 (13:40):
Sounds is that with a partner or just you know,
probably just a record that makes more sense. But I'm
wondering Stevest when you say, like the girls like whoa, Hey,
I as a woman and it's somebody who's who also
knows a lot of people in the adult film industry.
Women have two complaints. Too hard, too fast?

Speaker 11 (14:02):
Right, Yeah, you don't want to jackhammer, that's for sure.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
Also too long?

Speaker 5 (14:07):
That was my That is exactly where I was going
to like, are we done yet? Can we wrap this up?

Speaker 4 (14:12):
Because I think guys were conditioned to think that, you know,
I don't want that. Right, We're gonna make love till dawn,
like sounds awful? Give her four or five good trips
around the sun.

Speaker 8 (14:25):
And then let me go Hell.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Yeah, center on our way right that you can cut al.

Speaker 11 (14:32):
I'm one of those guys who falls asleep right away.

Speaker 4 (14:34):
So yeah, of course, yeah, that's a great sleep aid.

Speaker 12 (14:39):
Is women, most women, I know any one girl who
was like, like a guy like that, but most women
don't understand it is it does release sleep hormones, Oh yeah.

Speaker 6 (14:47):
And hormones like the second you're done, you're like.

Speaker 4 (14:55):
Yeah, because everything else has left your body, right except
for the shame that goes into your boxy.

Speaker 11 (15:01):
I did one girl who was three seconds later.

Speaker 4 (15:07):
That's pretty great. Speaking of talking, we have Sea Bass
with this round of a Golden Bachelorette coming up next.
Talking to the ladies of guilf.

Speaker 7 (15:19):
Dot com about themselves life.

Speaker 11 (15:22):
He's very sweet, not just about the bases realities.

Speaker 6 (15:25):
Yeah yeah, but they are the worst liars. They are
what do you mean? Like, what are you up to today?
Instead of being like, oh, thinking about you, they're like, well,
I'm about to take my mom to the doctor.

Speaker 2 (15:38):
They should be.

Speaker 6 (15:40):
Exactly lying thinking about you and I'm.

Speaker 11 (15:45):
Going to pull dancing class later, but they should.

Speaker 6 (15:47):
Even though I'm seventy one exactly, but instead, oh yeah,
I'm off to see.

Speaker 4 (15:51):
The sea bass with these old ladies that he's talking
to on these webcams. He can, you know, click a
a tip to them and you hear the little and
they're hooked up to like their toy is hooked up
to like the like the system, right, and so when
a when a tip comes through, all of a sudden,
it gives them little and they go wild.

Speaker 12 (16:14):
Yeah so hot. You know, it's weird because like that
ABC show sensitivity, because some of them are hooked. Some
of them are hooked up, and it's just like yeah cool,
all right, right, w are some of them double over
like you're kicked them up?

Speaker 4 (16:30):
Yeah? See that's a good exactly, that's what you want.
That's what I'm for.

Speaker 11 (16:35):
Just give you a dollar tip you know of what
you're getting thirty cents right right?

Speaker 4 (16:39):
All right, So we'll do we'll do Woody Show. A
Golden Bachelorette that's coming up next on The Woody Show.
And now back to show. Ye rolling right along here
on this Wednesday morning. It is the Woody Show. And
while ABC they're basically doing the Golden Bachelorette you had

(17:00):
mentioned in your right seat, Bets, I'm not hearing a
ton about this the way that you heard about Golden Bachelor.

Speaker 11 (17:07):
That's your lord. Yeah, I don't know if the girl's
just a dud or what.

Speaker 4 (17:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (17:10):
And also are they still doing regular bachelor Bachelorette?

Speaker 4 (17:13):
Is that still a thing? I don't Yes, yeah, because
that's another one. I've never watched it, so it's not
my radar. It was on my radar only because it
seemed like for a while, like every single time there
was an episode, there would be big recaps all this
stuff on social and that seems to kind of died off.

Speaker 5 (17:29):
Yeah, now they just out of the chorus from the season.

Speaker 4 (17:31):
Yeah, you know what they probably hurt us doing like
our own version of a Bachelorette and now a Golden Bachelorette.
They're like, well, how do you know? Look, this is
just so much more superior. People just don't talk about
the other one anymore. There's no reason to because we
certainly hear about the old ladies and Sea Bats is
talking to you on guilf dot com and he's loaded up,
he's got a bunch of tips ready to go, and

(17:52):
he's just talking to him about their day and sweet
things that old ladies like to talk about. All Right, yeah, or.

Speaker 11 (17:56):
About you know, if we have common interests.

Speaker 12 (17:58):
And last time we had men for his birthday month
in the chat talking to these old ladies. He's golden bachelorettes,
and so this time I got to remember the Woody
show on the fun all right, thank you say?

Speaker 1 (18:16):
Now are you excited about pumpkin spice? Bloody season? A
big pumpkin parson? Thank you? All right?

Speaker 13 (18:33):
My cowboy boots, I love god some sweaters.

Speaker 4 (18:37):
Yeah, so she's very excited for fall talking pumpkin spice.
Is that supposed to be, Greg, No, it's I couldn't
hear it.

Speaker 12 (18:49):
Oh, thank you, Samy, thank you.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
Okay, Wow, Sammy, geez.

Speaker 14 (19:00):
That's why it's pumpkin spice and sweaters.

Speaker 4 (19:02):
That well, I mean, what did you say, Greg? You said,
if you're excited for fall, you're gay? Okay, yeah, either
either guests would have been fun.

Speaker 12 (19:13):
Sammy's in the room talking to Colleen. By the way,
let's talk about Sammy's favorite movies and her favorite hot actor,
Glenn Powell.

Speaker 4 (19:20):
Okay, let's see what Colleen has to say about that one.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Glenn poll is so hot red place in the movies.
I don't watch TV. I don't watch movies. Do you
only read books?

Speaker 10 (19:45):
I don't really have time for that anymore.

Speaker 15 (19:47):
I'll get up, I do my clean and I do
my errands and then I get on here.

Speaker 12 (19:57):
I don't believe people who say that, like, what do
you I don't watch?

Speaker 8 (20:00):
You don't watch again?

Speaker 11 (20:02):
I say, you read books? Now, don't do that? So
what do you just get up and work for sixteen?

Speaker 4 (20:08):
I gotta say, uh, until I watched a little bit
of TV this past week because there was literally nothing
to do during the week unless it's a game, like
the TV doesn't even go on.

Speaker 8 (20:18):
Yeah, but he at least you have social media.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
I don't know if the chick's on social media either.

Speaker 5 (20:24):
This is her social media.

Speaker 12 (20:25):
It gets dunds like your aunt Christy gets up, doesn't cleaning.
Maybe she does and be cleaning Yeah yeah, and gets
naked on a camera and no, Chris, he's not doing that.

Speaker 14 (20:35):
But maybe she just doesn't want to be like the
others who are like I'm bringing my mom for cataract surgery.

Speaker 5 (20:40):
I watched my grandkids all day.

Speaker 4 (20:42):
Yeah, well she needed something to do. She can get
a couple extra bucks by getting there and naked on
the on the guilf Dot com cam.

Speaker 6 (20:48):
Called making an Honest Living.

Speaker 4 (20:50):
All right, who else do we have here?

Speaker 11 (20:51):
This is Jenny and we're just gonna do straight up
girl talk with Sammy.

Speaker 7 (20:55):
Okay, Sammy, thanks for the gold.

Speaker 1 (20:59):
My husband left me.

Speaker 7 (21:00):
Your husband left you.

Speaker 16 (21:02):
Well, I'm so sorry to hear that.

Speaker 1 (21:05):
I was so annoying I drove him to drink.

Speaker 4 (21:11):
I know my husband too.

Speaker 10 (21:12):
It's all right, Sammy, thank you for the goal.

Speaker 4 (21:19):
So she's not even pretending to.

Speaker 12 (21:22):
Or not, okay, because you can't just some women are
just built to take yeah sort of right, Yeah, there's
towards chatting, so okay. So, yeah, she got some insights.
She's got a husband, so maybe she has some man advice.

Speaker 1 (21:36):
Okay, what is the best way to get a man?

Speaker 10 (21:39):
What's the best way to get a man? Let him
and make him a sandwich?

Speaker 1 (21:46):
Thank you have funness, Omark movies, sweetheart.

Speaker 10 (21:54):
Oh and give him as a lone time.

Speaker 4 (22:00):
That's the best way to get him.

Speaker 11 (22:01):
Okay, so menace r P.

Speaker 12 (22:04):
But that's what Wendy Williams used to say, is she
never left the house with her man unfulfilled.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
Yeah, what's the.

Speaker 10 (22:09):
Best way to get a man?

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Let him and make him a sandwich?

Speaker 5 (22:14):
A simple pleasures.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
Is she wrong?

Speaker 4 (22:19):
She has that working out for you and Greg has
that working.

Speaker 6 (22:21):
Ten out of ten absolutely perfect. Easy. Yeah.

Speaker 2 (22:26):
But he's saying was keep him drained and fed and
you'll have a man for life.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
Yeah, sure, sure, all right? So what do you show
a golden bachelorette chatting up with the ladies at guilf
dot com.

Speaker 11 (22:38):
This next lady.

Speaker 12 (22:39):
I saw her and she was wearing and she's, you know,
plus sized. She's wearing a Steelers like onesie, like the
ninety like well, like a nighty top.

Speaker 4 (22:49):
You know, like a like a night dress like Menace has,
but like a tighter sort of like a fan. Yeah,
they only make those in certain sizes, so maybe it's
not tight by design.

Speaker 12 (23:01):
Like above her, because he's mostly shot into these women's bedroom.

Speaker 11 (23:04):
Behind her was like some kind of picture collage of
t J.

Speaker 12 (23:07):
Watt And we're gonna talk football with Beatrice.

Speaker 8 (23:11):
I like her angle.

Speaker 16 (23:13):
Sammy, Hi, thank you baby, I love yours Steelers talk,
thank you. I went to the game at up closed
seats to my first game ever. My brother took me.

Speaker 1 (23:25):
Do you think Russell Wilson will play?

Speaker 16 (23:28):
I hope, So, I don't know. I don't think he
wants to play. To be honest, Oh yes, baby, thank you?

Speaker 4 (23:37):
Oh okay, yeah, I see.

Speaker 5 (23:43):
He's a big fan and a necklace.

Speaker 4 (23:45):
Like literally big fan, big yeah, big fan. Got the necklace.

Speaker 11 (23:49):
Gone didn't tell you didn't make her bed though, Greg,
she's still using it.

Speaker 6 (23:53):
I like how she has her high heeled shoes on
the headboard. That's hot.

Speaker 4 (23:57):
And also like a couple of wireless routers, right or
whatever on the other side on the top.

Speaker 6 (24:02):
That's she might be.

Speaker 12 (24:04):
Most of the women on the Guilt they have a
better setup. You know, it's lights and like pink boas
and you know, it's sort of more of a set.

Speaker 6 (24:10):
This is just here's my bedroom.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
She wants to be the whore grandma next door. You know,
that's what I think was where she's going.

Speaker 6 (24:18):
She wants to be approached.

Speaker 8 (24:18):
What are your overall thoughts? On the headboard? Very modern,
it's not bad.

Speaker 11 (24:22):
It looks like an ikea sort of a fan bad
that could be a dresser the game.

Speaker 4 (24:28):
Oh yeah, yeah, all right, what do you show a
golden batch threat? Well, this next one, this next lady
had a much better bedroom. And Sammy again, who was
a big you know, knitting fan, saw a blanket and
commented on sharing set up.

Speaker 13 (24:40):
Oh, Sammy, I like your blanket.

Speaker 1 (24:51):
My blanket here.

Speaker 10 (24:53):
You know how to Sammy, I have.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
Before thank you for.

Speaker 7 (25:07):
Sexual sexual Yeah, see that's what Greg's looking for. I
like that, like it.

Speaker 11 (25:13):
Actually like her voice went up with the yeah before.

Speaker 5 (25:17):
She's trying.

Speaker 8 (25:19):
She's really being affected.

Speaker 5 (25:20):
I mean she's trying to get through the sentence.

Speaker 12 (25:22):
Right exactly exactly. So let's talk was shared about one
of other Sammy's other passions.

Speaker 1 (25:27):
Are you into astrology?

Speaker 16 (25:29):
I used to be when I was younger.

Speaker 2 (25:33):
Are you.

Speaker 1 (25:35):
Yah? Is mercury and recor grade.

Speaker 15 (25:39):
I don't think it is. It has seemed like it
should have been mercury is and Scorpio right now, Sammy.

Speaker 3 (25:56):
Like.

Speaker 11 (25:59):
Mercury in scorpio.

Speaker 6 (26:00):
What does it mean scorp What does that mean?

Speaker 1 (26:02):
Well?

Speaker 11 (26:02):
I think like that it's aligned with well Scorpio season.

Speaker 6 (26:05):
Isn't it it is?

Speaker 2 (26:06):
Oh no, because I think.

Speaker 4 (26:12):
The twenty something, I think is when it becomes I
don't know what is it, Sammy. Yeah, I'm a Scorpio,
but my birthday is the thirtieth. You're a Scorpio, you're
the twenty eighth, So it's probably like after the twentieth.

Speaker 12 (26:24):
Yeah, yeah, so I don't follow that fakes though, Greg, Greg,
this is menace, this is people dot com. They talk
to a real official astrology reason about Mercury being in Scorpio,
meaning that the planet Mercury, as far as from we're
worldly looking at it is over the constellation, which means
nothing like Greg said, it says make it can make

(26:44):
us obsessed about finding the truth. Oh, since Scorpio is
very directing, cocise, good time to research everything.

Speaker 11 (26:53):
Leave no stone unturned, Greg.

Speaker 6 (26:55):
But other times over the year, don't don't worry about it.

Speaker 7 (26:58):
Right, Well, there's a what do you show a golden Bachelorettes.

Speaker 4 (27:04):
Samon. He did a good job, Oh thank you talking
about these old whores. And we got some really good advice.

Speaker 10 (27:10):
What's the best way to get a man?

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Let him in there and make him a sandwich?

Speaker 4 (27:18):
The Woody Show, all right, Well we got that big
Woody Show party coming up at Marongo Marongo Casino Resort
and Spot Friday, November the first eight to eleven pm.
Our friend Rome, you know Sublime with Rome. They're playing
the All Friends Giving Show at the Forum November twenty second.

(27:38):
But Rome on the first see twenty one days before
we'll be playing for free. Yep, they're at Marongo at
our party. He's awesome, man. We love that guy. We've
known him for a long time. We're friend of the show,
and so he's going to be performing all the songs
that you know. Plus we're gonna have that new Woody
Show t shirt, some new merch. The diet starts tomorrow.

(27:59):
Woodies Show tea sure designed by Menace Little Budding on
his birthday month doing some some fashion design.

Speaker 8 (28:06):
We're doing damage this man.

Speaker 4 (28:08):
Check you out, all right, eight seven seven forty four.
What he's the phone number? Hit us up with the
text over to two two nine eight seven. So I
was reading a story about this forty five year old
Russian guy who he was stranded on this small inflatable

(28:31):
dinghy okay for they say it's more than two months.
What oh wow, which I'm not really understanding, Like how
do you what do you eat?

Speaker 5 (28:42):
Yeah, you're on.

Speaker 4 (28:43):
This dingy in the middle of the water.

Speaker 5 (28:45):
What do you drink?

Speaker 8 (28:46):
They say?

Speaker 4 (28:47):
Turtles and stuff and by the way, the water is
like freezing And they say when the rescue years found them,
he had lost Greg lucky, he had lost more than
one hundred pounds.

Speaker 6 (28:57):
Get me on a dingy.

Speaker 4 (28:59):
Maybe this is what he was. He was holding on
to his dead brother and nephew's bodies, so apparently his
engine failed. They were on a whale watching expedition and
the guy he's recovering. But the thing is like, once
he's out of the hospital, he could be facing criminal
charges for taking his little dinghy that far off shore.

(29:22):
What the hell is wrong with China?

Speaker 6 (29:24):
What now?

Speaker 4 (29:25):
Exactly? What now? Wasn't there like something about they had
like some fake animal.

Speaker 7 (29:30):
It's like like a dog in a costume.

Speaker 5 (29:34):
Making like chows out the painting.

Speaker 4 (29:38):
Seriously, they're pandas. But now people who have visited this
aquarium there in China they're demanding refunds because the aquarium's
giant shark was actually a robot and apparently it was
pretty obvious because there were like these big gaps in
the sharks torso where its segment should have been connected.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
Yeah right U.

Speaker 4 (30:00):
The aquarium reps claim they only created the robotic whale
shark to adhere to laws prohibiting the trade of genuine artifacts.

Speaker 11 (30:06):
But whale sharks are so huge and they really shouldn't
be in captivity.

Speaker 4 (30:09):
But they spent millions of Chinese whatever. They what's what's what?
What's your currency? Is it yen?

Speaker 5 (30:15):
I think?

Speaker 11 (30:16):
So what what?

Speaker 4 (30:19):
What is it in Japan?

Speaker 8 (30:20):
Yen is Japan?

Speaker 5 (30:22):
Oh okay, it's yuan yuanyu A.

Speaker 7 (30:26):
He's laughing at us, but didn't know the answer until
he had to look it up.

Speaker 2 (30:30):
One pronounced only have money from the cow, So I
don't know, thank you.

Speaker 4 (30:35):
But yeah, they spent millions to create this thing, like
it's not.

Speaker 14 (30:38):
That Yeah, kind of cool that, but why not just
tell people that it's a robot sho.

Speaker 4 (30:43):
Check out our robot show?

Speaker 1 (30:45):
Right?

Speaker 4 (30:45):
Yeah?

Speaker 6 (30:46):
For that?

Speaker 5 (30:48):
It's pandas they can't stop doing this. Why is that
panda barking?

Speaker 11 (30:53):
The pande one was so much funnier because it was
clearly like a home job.

Speaker 8 (30:58):
Looks cool, it does?

Speaker 4 (31:00):
I saw this thing on Instagram. Whe they're they're they're
showing the trade Parker and Matt Stone from the brainstorming,
you know, writers meetings, into production and recording and doing
the animation for that whole thing about the difference between
Japanese and Chinese. I remember because they had the guy
that opened up the place right next to City Walk.
He opened up City chicken. One was Japanese, one was Chinese.

(31:22):
People were like, what's the difference, and so they did
the the the the assembly at south Park Elementary to
explain what and that, and that's where that whole like
really clip that we have, that's where I came from
from that episode. But it was like this whole like
kind of behind the scenes, they really get into it,
like did you know that Japan and China are two

(31:45):
different countries? Oh?

Speaker 1 (31:47):
Really, why are.

Speaker 5 (31:49):
You doing your German access?

Speaker 4 (31:51):
I don't know, as it's just look, you gotta blame
South Park. I'm just doing exactly what they had on
the video. I'm sorry, so funny, and they're like, you know,
and then they don't care what anybody thinks.

Speaker 5 (32:04):
I think it's god no, they stopped caring. Twenty years ago.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
Eight seven seven forty four, Woodie hit us up with
the text over to two two nine eight seven.

Speaker 6 (32:13):
I think I would probably pay more. I would pay
more to see the robot Shark, to be honest, it's
pretty good.

Speaker 1 (32:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (32:22):
I think they were hiding it from anybody because there's like, uh,
news reports about.

Speaker 11 (32:26):
It, right, this is clearly like an intentional thing.

Speaker 5 (32:28):
But but news reports are a press release robots.

Speaker 2 (32:32):
Showing news reports on how they have the robot at
the aquarium.

Speaker 11 (32:41):
About that funny accents.

Speaker 8 (32:46):
About the cool shark.

Speaker 4 (32:47):
More, what it shows next, hag Up'll be right back.
It will happen.

Speaker 6 (32:51):
What do you show next?

Speaker 4 (32:52):
Welcome back, kids, show Man. We are in two on
a new hour, insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
It's Wednesday morning and it's October sixteenth. Yeah, my name
is Whatding.

Speaker 6 (33:08):
That's Greg Gory.

Speaker 4 (33:09):
There's the birthday month boy himself. Hi, Menace is here,
Gina grad Good morning.

Speaker 5 (33:15):
Good morning.

Speaker 4 (33:15):
We got sea Bass, We've got Sammy. We got the
phones open at eight seven, seven forty four Wooding. You
can hit us up with the text over to two
to nine eight seven. We'll get to some of the
trending news headlines for you this hour, but we start
with this. It's October and do you know what that means.

Speaker 1 (33:35):
It's menaces birthday.

Speaker 6 (33:39):
The counter is.

Speaker 4 (33:41):
Fu yeah, seas to go and put his sash on. Yeah,
it's birthday, all right, So the countdown to Medic's birthday.
We are a mere eleven days and uh fourteen hours
huh away, Yes from MENACE's big day. But he's celebrating
all month long. He's got his wish list up on

(34:02):
the Instagram at the Woody Show.

Speaker 7 (34:05):
It's it's panned right to the top there along with
the judge.

Speaker 4 (34:07):
My baby by the way. Yeah, we're looking for your
feedback and too. We'll get into that a second. But
the birthday list is up there. Yeah, and I know
yesterday you got to check something off.

Speaker 7 (34:18):
My god, your your wish list there?

Speaker 4 (34:21):
Yes, and you've got to bring a see you went
with Morgan and Vaughan. Yes, and you went to UFC headquarters.

Speaker 2 (34:33):
What it was it was like going to Willie Walker's
chocolate factory. Now is it my birthday month or Morgan's
birthday month?

Speaker 11 (34:40):
Did it smell like a locker room?

Speaker 4 (34:41):
No?

Speaker 10 (34:42):
It did not know.

Speaker 7 (34:43):
Morgan is the biggest UFC fan that I know.

Speaker 10 (34:46):
Yes, same, I'm genuinely convinced it's my birthday month, dude.

Speaker 2 (34:51):
So yeah. The facility massive, super modern, like you could
eat off the ground.

Speaker 8 (34:56):
It's so clean.

Speaker 4 (34:58):
That did you meet Dana Well yeah.

Speaker 2 (35:01):
Well we went through the building and then at the
end we met Dana White. So we go we go
to his office which is at the top of the
building and it's.

Speaker 8 (35:09):
Like half the building. It is huge, so like we.

Speaker 2 (35:14):
Data White comes out and he's like, oh, hey, what's up, guys,
And it didn't even feel weird. It felt like, oh,
we already knew Dana, like we were like old friends.
He was so cool, so accommodating, and he's like, yeah,
come in my office. Let's check it out. And the
office is huge, and then he goes oh yeah, and
he goes, yeah, check out this room. So he opens
a door and it's like this. He's like, this is
my bar. You open it and it's like easily you

(35:37):
could fit one hundred people in this bar. It is
a massive room.

Speaker 4 (35:40):
That's his office, bar.

Speaker 10 (35:42):
Office bar, some people's apartments, like a golden.

Speaker 2 (35:46):
Machine in there. It's huge, right, And then he goes,
oh yeah, let's go to the here's the other door
on the other side of the office. And then he goes, yeah,
this is my private gym just for me. Again, massive
as big as like the whole gym for the the
UFC fighters.

Speaker 4 (36:01):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, huge.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
And then he goes, oh yeah, let's go back to
this other door. And then you go back there and
he has like like an apartment there because the airport's nearby,
so he can like you know, quickly change in his
bounce and he's like, oh yeah, here's uh, here's my closet.
So we go in the closet. In the closet again,
is as big as somebody's apartment, and it has like
every single Nike shoe you can think of from the

(36:23):
floor to the ceiling.

Speaker 8 (36:25):
Jesus mass amazing.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
Morgan's crying like the whole time. He's just like so cool.
He's just like, let's go check this out.

Speaker 10 (36:36):
He's so cool. There was a moment where I'm looking
him straight in the eye and I'm starting to tear up,
and I told him straight up. I told multiple people yesterday,
I'm like, I'm so sorry. I'm just so nervous. This
is a big deal for me. And everyone was so
nice and so like mensaia accommodating.

Speaker 4 (36:52):
He's probably so psyched when there's like a chick who's
that into it, you know, Oh yeah, there's way more
dudes than then chicks. That's got to be cool and
exciting for him.

Speaker 2 (37:02):
Yeah, because when we're he asked Morgan like, oh, like,
who did you see in the facility And then she
started naming all the different fighters and like, yeah, he
got really geeked about that that she was so into, and.

Speaker 10 (37:12):
Then I'm getting geeked because he's getting.

Speaker 12 (37:16):
Yeah, does she have a giant photo of a man
having starts with a woman? I'm looking at a tour
of this office and it's like a giant you see that.

Speaker 8 (37:25):
No, we didn't see that.

Speaker 11 (37:26):
You must change it out.

Speaker 2 (37:27):
Yeah, but yeah, there were so many like like uh,
our work pieces, and then memorabilia like what was it
from the Olympics Muhammad Ali? Like the torch is there,
and they.

Speaker 10 (37:41):
Also have this huge statue of who was but it's
from Caesar's Palace and they gave it to Dana White
because they were like, you gotta stop gambling here.

Speaker 1 (37:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (37:50):
Yeah, He's like fine, but give me this and they're like, okay,
take it.

Speaker 11 (37:54):
I think you said like eighteen hour black jack sits.

Speaker 8 (37:56):
Yeah, he's millions.

Speaker 10 (37:58):
So good at gambling.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:59):
Well that was just like a small piece of his office,
like he had like some thing that looked like he's like,
check out this door.

Speaker 8 (38:06):
He goes, yeah, Steve will do it. Gave it to me.

Speaker 2 (38:08):
If you don't know, he's the guy that helped start
Happy Dad Beer. But he's like an instagrammer dude, and
it was like it looked like a submarine. It was
like some pressurized chamber thing.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (38:19):
Oh it was a hyper bawl chamber.

Speaker 1 (38:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:20):
Yeah, it was crazy.

Speaker 10 (38:23):
The technology in there was insane, and the body science stuff. Yeah,
and the people we talked to, the nutritness, the people
that work out with the guys and like what they've
got going on there is insane, Like I want to
start training yesterday.

Speaker 4 (38:37):
So Morgan as a big super fan, like, what was
the coolest thing if you had to pick one, the
coolest thing besides meeting Dana White, but like, what was
the coolest thing you saw?

Speaker 10 (38:46):
The coolest thing I saw probably just all of the fighters,
you know, and they were working.

Speaker 2 (38:51):
Oh so they're like live there, Yeah, a couple and
then she would see them and then they would recognize
that she knew who they were, and then they're like
they were being cool and they're like taking stuff out
of their gym bag and to stay it here.

Speaker 13 (39:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (39:02):
The guy gave he was like, oh wait, no, don't leave,
and he's like pulls the shirt out of his bag
and I'm like what. Everyone was so nice. It didn't
feel like we were on a tour, you know, and
we were just some visitors that they probably haven't all
the time. Like it really felt like they're a family
there and they love it.

Speaker 12 (39:20):
And Morgan, I know, you get paid a lot here
at the Wood, but wouldn't you want to work there?

Speaker 10 (39:25):
Oh yeah? And I'm literally, you know, considering flying down
every weekend.

Speaker 2 (39:30):
Yeah, because they have like a big press room that
she could just go like do this all the time,
and they welcomed her like, yeah, if.

Speaker 8 (39:36):
You want to come through, do it, that's cool.

Speaker 2 (39:38):
And that was just building one too. They're like, are
you guys staying for the Apex? And then Morgan's like
almost like shot through the room okay, and they go, okay,
we'll set you up. So the Apex just fy is
like another building next door where they have fights, and
then it's.

Speaker 10 (39:55):
Where their fight nights are that aren't pay per views,
and then they have Dana White's Contender Series, which is
kind of like fight Nights on Tuesday nights, but it's
all these guys that aren't even in the UFC yet,
So they fight in front of Dana and they're hoping
to get a contract that night. So we got to
go last night to the season finale of that and
see all these fighters, you know, go crazy just trying

(40:15):
to get on the roster.

Speaker 2 (40:17):
Yeah, and they put us like ringside and they treat
us like VIPs.

Speaker 4 (40:21):
Let's go.

Speaker 2 (40:22):
And then they had gave us some like VIP passes
for the back and it's like catered like a Vegas
style buffet in the back. Yeah, and it's a huge bar.

Speaker 4 (40:32):
Morgan, does this make up for the disappointment that watched
your trip to go see the fights at the Sphere?
I was telling the.

Speaker 10 (40:38):
Minutes yesterday, I was like, I would go back to
the Sphere by myself twenty billion more times. And that
means that I got to do what I did yesterday.

Speaker 4 (40:45):
Did did you tell Dana that story?

Speaker 10 (40:47):
No? I didn't, Actually it didn't come up.

Speaker 2 (40:49):
Oh yeah, we didn't even tell you this part. So
and then he goes and then behind this door is
my private kitchen. So we opened the door and there's
like just two chefs just waiting there at all times. Yeah,
oh yeah, we'll have him make you lunch. What do
you guys want for lunch? He goes, Oh, here's the
menu for the day.

Speaker 12 (41:04):
Wait, so companies can have private yes, He's.

Speaker 2 (41:09):
Like, grab something from the fridge. I go, yes, or
I will my birthday mon Yeah.

Speaker 10 (41:15):
Yeah, and the menu was like lamb chops and all
this really nice face.

Speaker 5 (41:18):
Wow, did he talk about us? Does he know the show?

Speaker 4 (41:22):
No?

Speaker 10 (41:22):
But we did meet Herb Dean, which is one of
my favorite, and he did said he say he's going
to check out the Woody show.

Speaker 5 (41:30):
That dude's been around forever.

Speaker 10 (41:32):
Huh, dude, he's a legend in Emin's like.

Speaker 12 (41:34):
Everyone just lived there because these are all people who
like these fighters and Herb Dan there's like chilling all
the time at.

Speaker 10 (41:39):
A lot of people live in Vegas. Herb doesn't, but
a lot of fighters will come out to prep for
their fights.

Speaker 11 (41:44):
I mean, that's the facility. That's pretty impressive.

Speaker 2 (41:46):
Yeah, they can go there whenever they want fed all everything.

Speaker 4 (41:49):
That's all fine and well and everything. But I can't
believe you guys are glossing over the biggest part of
the day was seeing Chelsea Handler at the airport. Oh yeah,
come on, it's the Chelsea Handler.

Speaker 2 (42:02):
We were like, what's Chelsea doing here? Like once should
be flying private, Like why are you slumming it with.

Speaker 11 (42:08):
US residency or something.

Speaker 2 (42:11):
I mean, remember when we first met Chelsea Handler, and
she's like, she told us that she missed her dog,
so she flew the dog.

Speaker 4 (42:19):
Yeah, but there are certain there are certain flights. There
are certain flights that are not worth that at all
unless you have your own plane. Because by the way,
to charter a plane like that, it's like ten thousand
dollars per flight hour. I don't know where. God, yeah,
that's typically what that stuff goes for. It's ten thousand
per flight hour.

Speaker 2 (42:35):
But Chelsea Handler had Chelsea Handler money.

Speaker 4 (42:38):
Yeah, it's gonna be like a thirty five minute flight
for her.

Speaker 2 (42:42):
But what's even even that though, Like there is like
semi private planes that you can take their like just
a little bit.

Speaker 4 (42:51):
She's a woman of the people.

Speaker 6 (42:52):
Yea, yeah, we know that. A question for Morgan. You
posted something where you filmed this wall and it's yep,
that's real blood. Where was that?

Speaker 10 (43:03):
That's just that was a canvas from one of the
fights of the Contender series that they had, you know,
pulled off the ground and just stuck on the wall. Okay,
and it looked cool, you know, it wasn't like the
nice art that's around there.

Speaker 4 (43:14):
But yeah, blood.

Speaker 10 (43:15):
But as a fan, yeah, that's kind of a thing
is after the fights, everyone looks at the bottom, like
all the bloodstains. Sometimes sometimes they're really nasty.

Speaker 2 (43:23):
Oh dude, the one fight we went to this guy
to start gushing.

Speaker 4 (43:30):
Well, it sounds it was very exciting for you, Morgan.
I'm very happy for you. I know what a big
fan you are.

Speaker 10 (43:35):
I'm an emotional mess right now.

Speaker 4 (43:37):
Super cool.

Speaker 7 (43:38):
Menace gets to check something else off of his birthday list.

Speaker 6 (43:41):
This sounds like the best one.

Speaker 2 (43:43):
Shout out to the UFC, Shout out to Dana White.
The scene there, everyone so nice, it was the best.

Speaker 7 (43:50):
Well, yeah, I'm glad that worked out.

Speaker 10 (43:53):
Thanks for having a birthday Menus.

Speaker 7 (43:56):
Yeah, I mean you know, Morgan can die happy.

Speaker 11 (43:58):
Now what sounds like this always says run off?

Speaker 4 (44:01):
Yeah right, Yeah, We're gonna take a quick break some
of the trending news headlines. Those are coming up next.
Hang on, this is no all right, some news headlines.
It's official. Tom Brady is a minority owner of the Raiders.

Speaker 11 (44:16):
Nice.

Speaker 4 (44:17):
The league approved it in a meeting yesterday. He just
needed twenty four votes, which he got according to some
of the details reported by TMZ. Now this works for
his other gig too. This gets him out of a
lot of time and work. Did you see this part? No? Yeah, Okay,
so being a owner and the impact for his gig
calling games with Fox would By the way, he's getting

(44:37):
three hundred and seventy five million dollars for over the
next ten years. He won't be allowed in production meetings
with players and coaches, which is what a lot of
these play by play guys end up doing. They go in, Yeah,
on on Wednesday for a Sunday game, they attend the practices.
They go and they meet with players, they meet with
the coaches.

Speaker 8 (44:55):
I have no idea.

Speaker 4 (44:56):
Yeah, And they do all the research and they make
all their notes like, oh, well we talked to them
this week, and ah, you're when they're talking to you know,
during the game. So they go in for the production
meetings on Wednesdays to wherever the game is and they
start talking to players, coaches for both teams. They've done
a practice for both teams. He's not allowed to do
all that. It's a conflict. So he's not allowed to guys.
He's not allowed to visit other teams facilities. He can't

(45:17):
criticize referees during the games. There's some other restrictions too,
so it's like cool man win win, yeah, win will
win will that.

Speaker 6 (45:26):
Yeah, I think they would do that just with Raiders stuff,
you know, not everything.

Speaker 4 (45:30):
But they play these other teams and so it's a
conflict of interest because you're an owner of a team.

Speaker 6 (45:34):
And yeah, right, and I'm with you, Metis. I didn't
know they did that, Yeah on Wednesdays.

Speaker 7 (45:38):
I mean, the Patriots to do it all the time,
just you know, under the table, right Sammy.

Speaker 5 (45:41):
I mean this is the misinterpretation of the rules.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
He's a guy in the stand.

Speaker 4 (45:45):
Yeah, no big deal, A big deal spy Gate. The
Pedagon announced it's about time more than eight hundred veterans
who got kicked out during that whole don't Ask, don't
tell they're finally receiving honorable discharges because from ninety four
to two twenty eleven, the military's official policy was that
openly gay people couldn't serve, so you couldn't admit that
you were gay or bisexual. And so now an honorable

(46:08):
discharge unlocks access to all kinds of benefits healthcare and
tuition assistants and VA loans and stuff. So you know,
it's about time they did that. If we're expunging people's
records for all this other stuff.

Speaker 8 (46:18):
Oh horrible thing.

Speaker 7 (46:20):
And you know how you were gay and you served
our country.

Speaker 6 (46:24):
You were gay.

Speaker 4 (46:24):
We're gon we're gonna, we're gonna let you have health
care and tuition assistants and stuff like that.

Speaker 5 (46:28):
Thirteen years later, right, yeah, crazy, incredible.

Speaker 4 (46:32):
Uh little follow up news dot com The twenty six
year old now fired teacher, the math teacher of Missouri.
She admitted to having sex that sixteen year old student.
Remember this is the one who had the other students
as lookouts.

Speaker 5 (46:46):
Oh yeah, deputies.

Speaker 4 (46:48):
So she was just sentenced four years in prison, but
she's only gonna spend three months in prison if she
goes through sex rehab.

Speaker 2 (46:59):
Oh, no, four years.

Speaker 4 (47:07):
The judge said they'll check up on her progress and
rehab three months from now, and if she's doing well,
he'll release her on probation.

Speaker 5 (47:14):
I'd love to know what goes on in sex rehab.

Speaker 4 (47:17):
Yeah, I'll try it out.

Speaker 5 (47:18):
Please go undercover.

Speaker 4 (47:19):
Let us know undercover sex rehab with doctor Drew. Yes,
sex rehab. He's the kind of guy would probably.

Speaker 5 (47:29):
Do he would do it. Yeah he doesn't, Yeah he does.

Speaker 4 (47:32):
He intervenes, speaking of teachers. Sea basket Hite on teachers
all he wants, man, but I would never want that job.
We were just meeting at my kids school the other day,
and just as we were sitting there, you know, the
principal was getting just inundated with all this other stuff. Yeah,
and it's just like, oh my god, and it's other

(47:56):
people's kids. It's not like you could deal with stuff
that your kids or so like my wife and the
other parents who were, you know, all part of this.
They were just having this meeting for parents and just
the stuff that just comes in constantly because he's you know,
these it's not just the kids. I think the parents
are the worst. Yeah, because kids are kids, and you
can talk it up to all. They're dumb, their brains

(48:16):
haven't fully developed yet, they don't know what they're doing
or whatever. And also I can't ever imagine, and this
is like a newer thing, I can't ever imagine my
parents doing this and taking up for me in a
situation like this. This kid got punished for using AI
to write a paper, but his parents are suing the
school what claiming he only used it for research, not

(48:40):
to actually write it, And they claimed the school handbook
never mentioned the use of AI until this year. But okay,
oh my god, it's in there.

Speaker 5 (48:48):
Absolutely not.

Speaker 4 (48:49):
Here's here are the parents talking about it on the
local news.

Speaker 10 (48:52):
They told us that our son cheated on a paper.

Speaker 3 (48:55):
In my lay opinion, they violated the civil rights. They
treated him and wish him more severely than other students.

Speaker 15 (49:02):
He got a perfect score on the ACTS and he's
looking to go to Stanford or m I T or
some of the top schools, and he's missed the opportunity
already for rolling admissions.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
You can undo the Saturday detention that you gave him,
but there are some things that you can fix right
now and do the right thing.

Speaker 4 (49:18):
Wait a second, you're having a conversation with somebody.

Speaker 7 (49:20):
Let me get this right. You're talking about doing the
right thing.

Speaker 5 (49:23):
Yes, you could do that. You can't. You can't do
the little two hours he had to spend on his Saturday.
Poor baby.

Speaker 4 (49:29):
Well sounds like they just really wanted them to go
to one of these schools, and so now that he's
not gonna be able to do that, it's.

Speaker 10 (49:34):
A mark on his record.

Speaker 5 (49:35):
If he if he was using it to study, you
don't use chat GPT to study that. You google it
or you go to the law.

Speaker 4 (49:41):
That is, by the way, okay, to be fair, chat,
GPT and AI things like that. They are now slowly
replacing Google.

Speaker 7 (49:50):
They're the new Google.

Speaker 4 (49:51):
In fact, Google is now if you ever Google something
now you'll see it gives you like an AI.

Speaker 17 (49:56):
It's going to send time to Google, which is nice,
isn't that called?

Speaker 5 (50:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 7 (50:01):
Pretty much, so it'll take it.

Speaker 4 (50:04):
Yeah, it'll make a recap of like the top the
top results and kind of give you a little summary
and then it's up.

Speaker 5 (50:10):
To you to otherwise known as.

Speaker 4 (50:13):
I know, very impressive, very impressive. I don't know if
that was even a word of the day at one point.
I think he just knew.

Speaker 5 (50:18):
That that's incredible. And we all know the term helicopter parents.
Well guess what these are. This is the new one.
I don't know if you guys have heard this. Snow
plow parents.

Speaker 7 (50:29):
Just clear everything in front of.

Speaker 5 (50:30):
Exactly instead of you know, coming in to help baby.
It's clear the path for baby.

Speaker 4 (50:35):
But anybody in this room have parents that would have
had their back if they got busted cheating. No, I
told you we had the answer key from the language
arts teacher for the vocab woard. You know, worksheets that
we were photocopying and selling to other kids. My mom
found that in my room I had stashed in my room.

(50:55):
She immediately put me in the car. We drove to
the school and she put me right in the print
office and put the book on his desk and said,
I found this in his room. She wasn't like yeah,
she wasn't having my back at all or even keeping
it under wraps. Oh no, She's like, you're in trouble
at home. I'm gonna make sure you're in trouble at school.

Speaker 2 (51:14):
Yeah. Oh if even if I was rude, even if
I was in the right, I was wrong, Like it
doesn't matter no matter what.

Speaker 4 (51:22):
Yeah, you always lost out.

Speaker 6 (51:23):
Ye, and whatever trouble you were in in school, it
was way worse.

Speaker 4 (51:28):
Oh yeah, absolutely, yeah, because your parents were embarrassed.

Speaker 2 (51:33):
Where like my kid did no wrong at school and
then the parents were just up in there, I don't know, yeah,
making teachers lives.

Speaker 4 (51:42):
Hell. Yeah, why we've told the school people because you know,
we uh were involved with the kids school. Hence this
meeting that we went to. Didn't have to go to
these meetings, but like we went and we always say like, hey,
you don't have to worry about that kind of stuff
when it comes to our kids. If our kids step
out of line, feel free to bring the hammer downright, Like,
don't worry about that. Yeah, because they kind of tiptoe

(52:03):
around that stuff when they're presenting it to the parents,
and we go, hey, just so you know, for the fights,
you don't have to worry about that. You bring the
hammer down, right, because we want these kids to know
that there are consequences of the stuff.

Speaker 5 (52:14):
Yeah, And don't the schools ever look at it, like, frankly,
you should be doing this. Why should they come home
and I have to deal with it just happen at school.

Speaker 2 (52:21):
You punish them, Yeah, punish it like the parents that
go and do that, and like, I don't know, you're
raising your kid to be a bitch.

Speaker 8 (52:29):
Yeah, why are you doing that?

Speaker 4 (52:30):
Yeah, suing the school because your kid got busted cheating
with AI.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
You're just gonna be They're just gonna suck at life,
like in the personal life work everything.

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You can all go straight.

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Speaker 6 (53:42):
All right.

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We need you to hit our Instagram at the Woody
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It's the latest submission for Judge my Baby and so
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Speaker 5 (55:02):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (55:02):
And by the way, the baby's little doesn't know.

Speaker 5 (55:05):
Yeah, the baby mom know what it is.

Speaker 4 (55:06):
The mom is the one we're helping out here. Parents
sometimes need help because they're blinded by their own you know,
unconditional love as well they.

Speaker 5 (55:14):
Should of course, that's what they say, a face only
a mother could love.

Speaker 4 (55:18):
Yeah, of course that's your job. Our job is to
be honest with you, and especially when you ask for
like we did, we say that we're willing to do.
And by the way, no shortage kind of like fat Chick,
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Speaker 5 (55:34):
How shocked was I?

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You were very shocked minutes. Yeah, within within mid Saturday.

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You're, uh, like I said, so, just just from this morning.
By the way, one, two, three, four, five six, here's
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Speaker 11 (55:52):
Sammy versus Gina.

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Gina said, Sammy is the hottest on the show today.
Not true. Gina is in fact the hottest on the show.
Thank you for that's that's from Robbie. You okay, I think, okay,
nine just this morning, and then and then and then yesterday,
Every blue every blue dot, there is a judge my baby.

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Yeah, it's it's insane, that's amazing.

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listen to this show about the baby. In the future,
it would be like dear AI searched all comments and
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Ah?

Speaker 6 (57:46):
Here we go.

Speaker 4 (57:47):
Things that every man does, okay, uh six one five
texting over every man peas outside with their dog.

Speaker 6 (57:54):
Oh, I used to yeah, I U.

Speaker 4 (57:56):
I just did it the other day.

Speaker 7 (57:57):
Really, That's why I stood out to me. I'm like,
I just did that.

Speaker 5 (58:00):
Don't people have like ring doorbell cameras well?

Speaker 8 (58:04):
You know where the cameras are my yard?

Speaker 4 (58:05):
Like I have one whole side of my yard that
opens up to nothing, I mean perfect yeah, yeah, and
then you can't see any neighbor's house from you know,
when you're in that that that part of the yeah,
like you can't see anybody for three sides, and the
other side is the house.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
Okay, so it's perfect thigs out there.

Speaker 4 (58:22):
I'm like, man, I got a pee. I thought about
all run in and pee and then come back out
with her. I'm like, dude, I have all this plantscap
you know, why why ruin it?

Speaker 1 (58:31):
You know?

Speaker 6 (58:32):
Yeah, always do that.

Speaker 5 (58:35):
Yeah, but then do you have like a dead spot
of grass.

Speaker 4 (58:38):
I don't pee in the grass into one of the shrubs,
one of the shrubs that won't hurt. That won't hurt
that stuff, right, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (58:49):
It can't be good for it's ammonia. I don't think
you're suposed put amonia on plants.

Speaker 7 (58:53):
It's ammonia human pa is emonia.

Speaker 5 (58:56):
So much ammonia in human pe there is.

Speaker 11 (58:58):
Let's google it.

Speaker 7 (58:59):
Okay, Then why can't you drink it?

Speaker 5 (59:01):
Yeah? Yeah, I mean I don't think it's poisoned. I'm
not looking. I'm not a urologist.

Speaker 4 (59:06):
Can somebody look it up? Yes, Yeah, I won't do
it if damage the plant, I don't think it that bad.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
Well you do that. I'll share a story when I
get home and I have like an energy drink that
I haven't finished, and it's warm all this port on
top of the planet out in front of my house.

Speaker 8 (59:23):
Yeah, guess what plants not dead?

Speaker 4 (59:25):
Yeah, Like if I'm like a hot greener a hot
soda that you're sitting in the car, I'll just yeah,
I dump that right into like the base of a.

Speaker 7 (59:31):
Tree or in there something like that.

Speaker 2 (59:33):
I know it's out of the movie Iterogracyographyocracy, Idiocracy, and.

Speaker 4 (59:38):
They were watering everything with gatorade.

Speaker 2 (59:40):
Yeah, pretty much doing the same thing.

Speaker 8 (59:43):
It has electro lights.

Speaker 5 (59:44):
It's possible that I could not just be wrong, but
be completely wrong.

Speaker 4 (59:48):
I felt like, uh, cat pee or something had or
it was like because that.

Speaker 5 (59:53):
Stuff, well, it says urine can be used as fertilizer
for plants, but it can also kill plants if not
used properly.

Speaker 4 (01:00:00):
What does that mean?

Speaker 5 (01:00:00):
I don't know. But then this other sources that it
can actually be good for plants. May well drink more.

Speaker 7 (01:00:08):
It's mostly some plants, it's mostly water.

Speaker 5 (01:00:11):
I think it depends on the plant water. There is
ammonia in it, thank you.

Speaker 6 (01:00:15):
Yeah, some of them are sensitive to the salt that's
in urine.

Speaker 5 (01:00:19):
Oh maybe maybe I drink.

Speaker 6 (01:00:21):
Doing it every five minutes.

Speaker 5 (01:00:22):
Maybe you should just be out there p and all
day and do a test plant if it grows better.

Speaker 4 (01:00:27):
I was wondering about that too, Like couldn't we just
water grass and plants and stuff with ocean water, like
because you also talk about.

Speaker 6 (01:00:34):
The way too salting.

Speaker 4 (01:00:35):
Yeah, I guess.

Speaker 6 (01:00:37):
I mean this is why we need a cache of
experts we need doctors, we need everything, we need plant people.

Speaker 4 (01:00:43):
I mean, here's the thing. We do have the Internet.
Not that the Internet is always to be believedact you know,
you can't just go blindly believing the internet, well.

Speaker 5 (01:00:52):
Because people put that information on the Internet and people dumb.

Speaker 6 (01:00:54):
Yeah, in general, you should not water plants with salt
water arm or kill them.

Speaker 4 (01:01:00):
I do enjoy the times where I have peat outside,
Like I'm not just gonna go outside just to peek,
but like in that case, I was out there with
the dog, really had to go and I'm like running
back into that. It was nice. It is it feel
you feel the air.

Speaker 6 (01:01:15):
On your Johnson and yeah, it's very natural.

Speaker 4 (01:01:19):
It's it's kind of nice.

Speaker 6 (01:01:21):
It's what the caveman did.

Speaker 5 (01:01:23):
But it will speak in a caveman. Have you ever
pooped outside like when you're camping.

Speaker 4 (01:01:26):
Camping yet, Well, I was camping when I was sent
to that desert. Did everything in the snow We had
We had like a digging and throwing stick that we
would use for different things. You had to like dig
a hole and so you could put the theres no
tped Now that so you use snow and you wipe
with snow how how I did feel very clean because
it's you know, it's like a nature's butt wipe.

Speaker 5 (01:01:49):
But wait a second. You just take a lot of
snow in.

Speaker 7 (01:01:51):
Your hand and rub it on your like a snowball.

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
But doesn't it like.

Speaker 5 (01:01:56):
Yeah, because doesn't it like disintegrate and then you're just
you're some hand contact.

Speaker 4 (01:02:00):
No. No, you take the snow, you wipe, and then
you throw it off to the side and you grab
some new snow and you wipe.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
Just like a nightmare.

Speaker 4 (01:02:09):
I never just like just like toilet paper, excepted accepted snow.
I did one of those mega ca butthole gets mad cold,
you know, it was so tight.

Speaker 2 (01:02:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:02:21):
I did one of those camping trips for five days
and it was one of those trips where no creature comfort,
so you had to get the stick, dig a little hole.
My brother cameled it for five days, refused. He was
like a man at the workplace. You just become Yeah,
you just don't think about it mind over.

Speaker 5 (01:02:40):
Although if you've ever done it, and I got to say,
like camping, like in one of those situations one time,
it's pretty fun. What pooping pooping camp I mean, that's
the way you did it.

Speaker 4 (01:02:51):
No, but it's just like peeing outside one thing. Doing
that outside is a completely different thing.

Speaker 5 (01:02:56):
I mean, I would rather do that than one of
those like somebody made a homemade latrine that eight thousand
campers of other years of you is. No, I'll just
go in the dirt little hole.

Speaker 2 (01:03:06):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:03:07):
There is so much bad information on the internet speaking
of which only second maybe to this show apparently. But
this woman's video went viral, and now you got a
ton of people saying that those giant turkey legs that
you buy at theme parks and fairs aren't turkey and
that they're ham.

Speaker 8 (01:03:24):
Yeah, it does seem like it is ham.

Speaker 4 (01:03:26):
So here's what she said.

Speaker 2 (01:03:28):
Turkey legs is ham.

Speaker 5 (01:03:30):
Turkey legs is haam.

Speaker 10 (01:03:31):
The world is a lie.

Speaker 2 (01:03:33):
Everything we ever knew was a lie. Guys, I was.

Speaker 18 (01:03:35):
Watching a TikTok. This girl said they was at the fair,
they got turkey legs. The turkey legs tasted like ham.
So they went back to the dude and was like, hey,
why does this turkey leg taste like ham? He was like,
it is ham. We just call him turkey legs. What
do you want us to say?

Speaker 16 (01:03:50):
Peg leg?

Speaker 10 (01:03:51):
Mind blown?

Speaker 4 (01:03:53):
No, they're not. You can rest easy. They are in
fact turkey, but they are cured and smoked, much like
you with a ham, and so you get that flavor
like a smoked ham, but it is turkey.

Speaker 5 (01:04:07):
That would be such a massive lawsuit against you know,
people whose religion. I mean, that's insane, not getting your
information off of TikTok all the time, not you, just
the general public.

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
It's like, how could I get that taste for my
turkey for things giving?

Speaker 6 (01:04:28):
Really?

Speaker 4 (01:04:29):
I mean, you hate turkey so much.

Speaker 2 (01:04:32):
I thought you guys were on board with that, I
like the most boring part.

Speaker 4 (01:04:36):
Not for me. I've always disagree with that, because man,
I love man. You get that perfect bite of perfectly
cooked not the over cook dry but like it's good
or moist taste of turkey with a little bit of
cranberry sauce. That perfect bite, that combination of the cranberry
with the moist, juicy turkey.

Speaker 5 (01:04:57):
Yes, I was thinking of white meat. Maybe you like
dark meat.

Speaker 8 (01:05:02):
The dark meat, all the meats it's orated.

Speaker 2 (01:05:05):
Look, I eat it. Don't get me wrong, it doesn't it.
It's just like there's better things.

Speaker 10 (01:05:11):
I'm with you on that.

Speaker 6 (01:05:11):
Yeah, the other food thing online? Have you guys seen
this conspiracy theory about how produce is not real produce,
and I thought, what do you mean, Like some of
the veggies that you're getting are just synthetic and they're fake,
and I thought, no way. You know, lately and as
you know, I have a daily avocado and tomatoes and
cottage cheese. The tomatoes are way chewy or lately, and

(01:05:33):
I had an I've had two avocados in the past
week that tasted exactly like bananas. I'm like, are these
even real? So weird and seeing these things where people
are just chewing fruit for like minutes at a time,
like it's the makeup of it has changed or something.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
It's really Sometimes do get avocado though that tastes like
the straight chemicals?

Speaker 8 (01:05:56):
Yeah, like is this real avocado?

Speaker 6 (01:05:59):
And the tomato skin lately it's just like I could
just chew it for an hour, like gum.

Speaker 5 (01:06:04):
Well you know you eat this every every day?

Speaker 4 (01:06:06):
Yeah, I mean weird.

Speaker 6 (01:06:08):
I have only noticed it lately.

Speaker 4 (01:06:09):
I haven't noticed that at all. And once in a while,
like when there's something with onion in it, like somebody
messed up and they had part of the onion peel
that was still on there, like yeah, really chilly piece
of No, that's just the skin. Yeah, they didn't get
all the they didn't get all the onion skin off
of there, and it got you know, put it in
the midst of the meat and everything else.

Speaker 6 (01:06:26):
The tomatoes have been like lately.

Speaker 4 (01:06:28):
Yeah weird eight seven seven forty four. Woodie, you can
hit us up with the text over to two to
nine eight seven. I thought this would be fun, and
I've kept a couple of notes. We have a meeting
every week where everybody gets to throw out ideas for
what should do on the show the following week.

Speaker 6 (01:06:45):
More of an argument than a meeting.

Speaker 1 (01:06:46):
Yea.

Speaker 4 (01:06:47):
Sometimes there's no bad ideas, yeah, yeah, really, no bad
ideas in the brainstorm doesn't mean they.

Speaker 2 (01:06:55):
Make it to the Yeah. Yeah, Well I kept a
couple of.

Speaker 4 (01:06:59):
Notes from last week's meeting, and so these are things
that never made it to the show, Ideas that were pitched, yep,
that were that never made it to the show. Yeah,
And so I'll share a couple of those with you
and then, you know what, maybe you'll love it. It's
kind of like the Tuesday takeover where Menace was pitching

(01:07:20):
Raccoon News years and years ago and We're all like,
what's a whole segment of stories that just involved raccoons? Yeah,
and so he did it for his Tuesday takeover. Wouldn't
have to run and buy anybody. And people liked it.
So maybe maybe you'll hear a couple of these things
and go, you know, you know what, that's actually really
good a moment again, Yeah, right, exactly, So I'll bring
it up for nothing else a value of like, wow,

(01:07:42):
somebody thought this was a good idea. Yeah, and yeah,
Sammy's might have made the list this week. Okay, one
of Sammy's. Okay, might have made the list this week.

Speaker 5 (01:07:51):
I can't wait.

Speaker 4 (01:07:52):
Yeah, eight seven, seven forty four. Woodie hit us up
with the text over to two two ninety seven. It
got a big laugh. That's good when it was, I know.

Speaker 7 (01:08:00):
But for like, you remember liking it.

Speaker 6 (01:08:03):
I remember I remember loving it. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:08:07):
That's never a good sign.

Speaker 4 (01:08:08):
Okay, Well that'll be next door in the Woody Show,
hang on.

Speaker 6 (01:08:12):
To get kicked on the Nuts first.

Speaker 4 (01:08:15):
Show. All right, welcome back, everybody.

Speaker 7 (01:08:22):
A little peak behind the curtain.

Speaker 4 (01:08:24):
We have the these planning meetings every week and we
all get together, everybody who works on the show, and
everybody can pitch their ideas pitch meeting, yeah, for different things,
and you know, I take notes about what everybody is
is saying, and then you know, gets considered as we
put together the schedule for the for the following week.
And here here are a couple ideas that came through.

(01:08:47):
And I'm gonna start with one that that Morgan pitch.
This is for the meeting last week.

Speaker 2 (01:08:55):
Do you ma one?

Speaker 10 (01:08:56):
I mean, I think I have a feeling. Does it
involve Sammy?

Speaker 4 (01:08:59):
Yes, I I don't know, yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (01:09:08):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:09:09):
The idea was because Sammy told the story on the
air about how she went on that trip, Gina's dream honeymoon.

Speaker 5 (01:09:16):
Seriously Triceland Northern Lights threw she slept in with this guy.

Speaker 4 (01:09:22):
Yeah, and she went with this guy who she wasn't
dating but who had a girlfriend yea. And they stayed
not only in the same room, but in the same bed.
They slept as uh. As Gina mentioned, under the Northern Lights, under.

Speaker 6 (01:09:36):
The stars.

Speaker 4 (01:09:39):
Was beautiful, and so she claims, and for the record,
I do believe her that they didn't do anything right. Okay,
but you did hook up with some other person on
that trip who was the son of a bar owner
an Ireland or something like that, right, right, so it's
not she didn't get her person. We couldn't believe, like,

(01:10:00):
oh my god, so this this guy's girlfriend was cool
with that. Anyway, this got Morgan thinking, it really did,
and she pitched this idea in our meeting that we
would have a listener's husband go on a vacation with Sammy.

Speaker 7 (01:10:16):
Yeah, what could go wrong?

Speaker 8 (01:10:18):
What do you go wrong?

Speaker 10 (01:10:20):
Well, just to prove that, you know, it's only friendship.

Speaker 14 (01:10:23):
But I'm not friends with that person. I want on
a trip with my friend. This would be a random listeners.

Speaker 10 (01:10:30):
Oh yeah, how dare you said?

Speaker 14 (01:10:31):
I would stay in a room with in a bed
with a stranger.

Speaker 10 (01:10:34):
Well, you would just put a pillow in between you,
like the other guy.

Speaker 16 (01:10:37):
Right.

Speaker 10 (01:10:38):
That happened.

Speaker 5 (01:10:40):
Yeah, that person was vetted that he wasn't a criminal.

Speaker 10 (01:10:43):
Right. But my idea was that the winner, you know,
the winner that wins this trip would be a girl,
but her husband gets to go on the trip. See,
so that's where I lost everyone.

Speaker 5 (01:10:55):
Why would be lining up to sign their husband up first?

Speaker 4 (01:10:59):
Probably there was some I mean, Morgan's always good for
at least one of these types of ideas where we're like,
how in a million years would we ever, I mean
even legally be able to do.

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
It's called being down.

Speaker 1 (01:11:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 11 (01:11:14):
First off, we don't tell him number one.

Speaker 10 (01:11:16):
Yeah you don't.

Speaker 2 (01:11:18):
It was not like we're forcing her. She disagreed.

Speaker 7 (01:11:20):
No no, no, no.

Speaker 4 (01:11:21):
But there are some other ones that other ideas that
Morgan has pitched, and previous meetings were.

Speaker 2 (01:11:26):
Get us all fired, rob.

Speaker 4 (01:11:27):
A bank, so you guys, And it usually starts that way,
So you guys.

Speaker 6 (01:11:32):
My favorite is when Morgan has a name for a
segment and then we go, oh, that sounds good. How
does that work?

Speaker 1 (01:11:39):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:11:39):
I haven't come up with that part yet.

Speaker 5 (01:11:42):
The punch, that's my favorite.

Speaker 10 (01:11:43):
Yeah, I mean I have one twenty three and C
that could be something with Sea Mass and his kids.

Speaker 11 (01:11:50):
It's the TV show. We've already pitched that.

Speaker 12 (01:11:51):
Yeah, but we already We've got textures saying that I
volunteer And here's what it says.

Speaker 11 (01:11:55):
I volunteered my husband. He isn't a creep, I swear.

Speaker 4 (01:11:58):
Oh, okay, she wants out so she can go do
whoever she wants to do weekend whatever. Hey, I sent
you on a vacation with Sammy.

Speaker 5 (01:12:07):
You're welcome.

Speaker 7 (01:12:08):
Yeah, anyway, so that idea is not happening week.

Speaker 5 (01:12:11):
So here's unless it gets enough support.

Speaker 4 (01:12:13):
These are ideas that were pitched in the wood Show
planning meeting. Now this is one that Sea Bass actually
really liked. I think Greg really liked this. This is
an idea from Sammy.

Speaker 6 (01:12:23):
Yes, this is funny.

Speaker 4 (01:12:24):
Things that used to be standard but now are for
poor people. And that's exactly how she pitched it.

Speaker 14 (01:12:31):
But because I fall into the category of looking around
going like, wait, am I poor now? Because if you
like pay extra to not have commercials, and as I
sit watching commercials, I'm like, wait, like streaming at for people?

Speaker 8 (01:12:45):
I don't know? Because the way she initially pitched it,
she was going to.

Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
List off on how many ways that listeners were poor,
right she did. She would do the example of you knows,
No she did, I did. You were not lying to me,
but it was.

Speaker 4 (01:13:03):
We started laughing when she said. When she said the name,
I have an idea for a topic about things that
used to be standard but now are for poor people,
it came across it very much like something Sea Bass
would say. I mean she did. To be fair, She
did follow it up with her example about paying for
the for the no commercials tier of like Hulu or whatever.

Speaker 14 (01:13:23):
And we all traveled together recently, and man, the peer
pressure that you guys love to put on for getting
TSA pre check.

Speaker 10 (01:13:30):
I'm like, I'm not paying for that.

Speaker 14 (01:13:31):
But then like, if you're going, oh, it's so worth it,
you have enough money to think it's worth it, I'm like,
I don't travel enough. Spending that amount on TSA PreCheck
to me not worth it, which means.

Speaker 4 (01:13:41):
I mean, no, I just renewed it. I just renewed
it yesterday. Actually it's seventy dollars for five years. It's
not even one hundred bucks.

Speaker 5 (01:13:48):
It's but well worth it.

Speaker 14 (01:13:49):
It also used to be everyone just waits in line
at the airport, so it doesn't really occur to me
that much because that was standard.

Speaker 2 (01:13:56):
That's just what you do.

Speaker 4 (01:13:57):
I used to be no TSA, thanks not all eleven, yeah,
or thanks not eleven yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:14:04):
Depending.

Speaker 12 (01:14:05):
No, I think it's an interesting topic, number one, even
if even if it's the weak way she's talking about it,
even though in the in the meeting, man as she
did say, uh, you know, I think like only poor
people listen to the radio.

Speaker 2 (01:14:15):
Now, yeah, that's very much put out there.

Speaker 7 (01:14:19):
Yeah, I don't remember that part you were.

Speaker 11 (01:14:22):
Yeah, she did, especially terrestrials over the air giving us ratings.

Speaker 4 (01:14:26):
Yeah, well, what are some other examples if you love that? Uh?
What I think? I like?

Speaker 12 (01:14:32):
I think her example is pretty interesting. Like the TSA
pre checks A good obvious one. Something that was a
standard Oh, taking the bus. You and I both used
to take the bus. That used to be like and
in a lot of countries taking the bus is still
a standard thing. I took it all over the place in.

Speaker 4 (01:14:44):
Europe me too.

Speaker 12 (01:14:46):
Train Yeah like that used to but that as a kid,
that used to be a standard thing. I would take
the bus and now it's just poor people.

Speaker 4 (01:14:51):
I guess.

Speaker 14 (01:14:55):
When all of a sudden you're like, wait, this was
something I've always done. I've always waited in I've always
watched commercial right.

Speaker 6 (01:15:01):
And now you can pay to not.

Speaker 10 (01:15:02):
Do certain things which that didn't used to be the case.

Speaker 11 (01:15:07):
Mhmm.

Speaker 4 (01:15:08):
You also might check with the I don't know what
credit card you have, but because I did see when
I was signing up yesterday, they give you different like
credit card programs and there's some other like airline programs
or whatever that will cover your cost of TSA. Pre
check and also there was a deal they offered where
you can renew your TSA pre check and also it

(01:15:28):
will give you clear for like a bundle price.

Speaker 6 (01:15:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:15:31):
Don't you have the MX black card to me?

Speaker 1 (01:15:34):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (01:15:34):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's just so heavy.

Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
You know.

Speaker 12 (01:15:36):
Here's the other thing is poor people can't get rewards
credit cards because their scores.

Speaker 2 (01:15:40):
Are Yeah, you got to get pre pre credit cards.

Speaker 4 (01:15:43):
That wasn't standard, was it? Oh? Yeah no?

Speaker 12 (01:15:46):
Because yeah, to get pre s A TSA pre check,
that's like that's a that's a bundle.

Speaker 2 (01:15:50):
Like if you're getting entry level credit card.

Speaker 8 (01:15:52):
It doesn't have points on.

Speaker 12 (01:15:52):
It, right, if you're getting which again I used to
I did that myself. You pay three hundred bucks for
the prepaid and build your credit.

Speaker 8 (01:15:58):
Yeah, yeah, I was Sam, We want to know anything
about that?

Speaker 6 (01:16:01):
Though?

Speaker 4 (01:16:01):
I was a Discover card holder because that was the
only one that.

Speaker 5 (01:16:03):
I could get back in the day.

Speaker 4 (01:16:05):
Yeah, because I didn't really have any credit because I didn't.

Speaker 8 (01:16:08):
In those things.

Speaker 4 (01:16:09):
You can't when don't have credit, you can't get credit.
But they need credit in order to get credit.

Speaker 5 (01:16:14):
Did you have diners Club?

Speaker 17 (01:16:16):
Oh? Good guy. Have you ever been to a check
cashing place?

Speaker 2 (01:16:28):
No?

Speaker 4 (01:16:30):
Yeah, good, good thing on the text here sitting in
an aisle seat or the window seat, Now they charge
your money.

Speaker 6 (01:16:37):
That's a that's an upgrading a seat. Now it's like, yeah,
book the flight and then.

Speaker 11 (01:16:43):
You pick your I would unless.

Speaker 12 (01:16:46):
I was it was like an emergency. I will never
sit in a aisle seat ever again.

Speaker 11 (01:16:50):
Much less I won't. I won't sit in a standard
seat ever again unless it's an emergency.

Speaker 7 (01:16:53):
But what do you mean, like, why not the because
people get up.

Speaker 11 (01:16:55):
Not the island. Excuse me, the middle seat.

Speaker 4 (01:16:56):
I'm sorry, Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:16:58):
I always sit in the aisle that's my third seats.
Same but you're like a business class comfort class.

Speaker 12 (01:17:03):
I will never again. It's like it's like staying in
a uh. It's like uh, which we get to do
for our job. It's like whenever you get like front
row seats or box seats, like nosebleeds, never again.

Speaker 4 (01:17:13):
Because once you yeah, that's for people. Once again my
example of once you live in a place where you
have laundry in unit, not in building, oh yeah, you
just never go back.

Speaker 7 (01:17:24):
It's really hard to go back. And I agree.

Speaker 4 (01:17:26):
I wasn't a big concert person to begin with, but yeah,
after going to concerts in the way that I have
from thirty years of being on the radio and doing things,
like it's really difficult just to go where you don't
have like the special entrance where he's like, you know,
it'd be like, you know, working working at a at
a theme park where you just walked up the exits
of all the rides and you got on front row

(01:17:46):
all the time, and now all of a sudden you're
waiting in the regular line.

Speaker 11 (01:17:49):
Sammy wrote you that right there, Yeah, you got spoiled.

Speaker 5 (01:17:52):
You know, Well, that's that's a good example. Like if
you go to Disneyland, most people budget in a fast
pass or whatever.

Speaker 12 (01:17:58):
I don't know, most people pass I would never do, like, yeah,
universal without the Platinum pass or whatever it is, that's
what people.

Speaker 11 (01:18:07):
Okay, that's Sammy's idea.

Speaker 4 (01:18:09):
Yeah, yeah, well the idea of what used to just
be standing right.

Speaker 14 (01:18:13):
Standard that now and now you gotta now you gotta pay.

Speaker 4 (01:18:16):
For that features.

Speaker 11 (01:18:18):
But that's the whole fast pass thing is relatively Why.

Speaker 2 (01:18:21):
Wasn't that just the idea true, Like, remember of things
that used to be standard, now you have to pay
for them. I don't know why Samy had to jump
in with the extra thing.

Speaker 4 (01:18:29):
Yeah, oh yeah, what about like, uh, what that's weird
about what about toll lanes?

Speaker 2 (01:18:35):
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 6 (01:18:36):
You know, it's kind of like the toll of the
I anyways.

Speaker 4 (01:18:39):
Right, I mean there there have always been turnpikes in
certain roads that you have to you know, pay for,
but now it's like even on the there's the free side, right,
and then you can pay to be and then and
then there's the pay side over here.

Speaker 5 (01:18:51):
In some toll worlds are so expensive.

Speaker 4 (01:18:54):
Yeah, oh yeah, Like what's the bridge into New York
City is like thirty dollars fifteen bucks? No, it used
to be fifteen bucks at least.

Speaker 2 (01:19:01):
I think the Golden Gate Bridge was like eighteen dollars
like ten years ago.

Speaker 6 (01:19:05):
It's a lot.

Speaker 4 (01:19:06):
Yeah, let's see. Oh okay, so yeah, it's a fourteen
seventy five for cars.

Speaker 6 (01:19:11):
Damn, that's a bridge toll.

Speaker 4 (01:19:13):
That's a that's fourteen seventy five during off peak hours.

Speaker 10 (01:19:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:19:17):
Yeah, because I remember when I worked in New York, I
lived in New Jersey, and so I'd have to go
into New York through either one of the bridges of
the tunnels, and you were in the hole just getting
to work, right, not the gas.

Speaker 5 (01:19:28):
And all that kind of stuff, but just driving.

Speaker 7 (01:19:30):
Yeah, so between the bridge toll and the parking, because
the parking was thirty two dollars every day plus the
fifteen dollars tunnel or bridge toll, you're in the hole.
It's called fifty bucks before before second one of your
day of work.

Speaker 5 (01:19:46):
An indentured servant, you kind of worked just to pay
off getting there.

Speaker 2 (01:19:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:19:50):
Wow, yeah, exactly makes you wonder how anybody even lives anymore.
I don't get it.

Speaker 4 (01:19:56):
All right, Well, there's just a couple of ideas. I
don't know who we're going to send on this vacation
with Sammy, but we'll find out. Yeah, I get a
lot of volunteers.

Speaker 5 (01:20:03):
He's the guy that says, I volunteers tribute.

Speaker 4 (01:20:08):
Eight seven seven forty four. What he hit us up
with the text over to two to nine eighty seven
kick your feet up on the dashboard back in a
few The Woody Show, Woody Show. All right, some feedback
from that last little segment. People seem to enjoy notes
from the show meeting. Yeah, a lot of volunteers again

(01:20:29):
to go with Sammy. Somebody even texted and saying, hey,
I went to the same high school as Sammy, so
it's like we pretty much already dated. Yeah that makes
a lot of sense. O.

Speaker 10 (01:20:39):
Yeah, yeah, I texted them back. I said it can
be our anniversary trip.

Speaker 4 (01:20:42):
Yeah that makes that makes that makes a lot of sense.
Somebody said, I also love The funniest part about this
morning is how you're all talking about Sammy's idea and
how it got shot down. Yet you did pitch alive
on the air for about fifteen minutes. Sounds good success
to me, And yes, it was absolutely. Sometimes it's just
how things get pitched and sometimes like the wording of it,
like you know, what's something, but now it's for poor people.

Speaker 2 (01:21:06):
And again it's nothing, at least not from I know.

Speaker 4 (01:21:09):
The majority of us, with the exception of Sea Bass,
is nothing against you know, poor people. We have all
been way more poor than we are now. Yeah, you know,
some people still live in that life and we get it.
But as you mature in your career, you start making
more money, different jobs, extra jobs, and you have you

(01:21:29):
start affording yourself certain luxuries. Like Seabas says he's never
going to fly standard coach again.

Speaker 12 (01:21:37):
An emergency, so you fly Spirit, big seats up front,
big seats up front the.

Speaker 2 (01:21:41):
First class of Spirits to do the exit class. Yeah,
I was sharing with Vaughan and Morgan, like, you know
when we're hanging out about my buddy and I who
were like so poor and now he's super well off.
He owns like an m M A Jim and we're
one time we're like, we had some noodles and we

(01:22:03):
had catchup and we like try to make spaghetti out.
Yeah it was.

Speaker 5 (01:22:08):
You didn't make spaghetti. He made steady, Yeah, sety.

Speaker 2 (01:22:11):
We tried, we like try to put some pepper in it,
make it taste good.

Speaker 8 (01:22:14):
It was horrible.

Speaker 4 (01:22:15):
Yeah, but we've been there. Yeah, I'll start keeping more.
I got a bunch of other stuff, but just don't
have that much time to get.

Speaker 17 (01:22:21):
To some of the Yeah, there's so many.

Speaker 4 (01:22:25):
It's not that they're even like bad, they're just not
like all the way thought through.

Speaker 12 (01:22:29):
I just want to ask, you know, Sammy when she
pitched the kick a Homeless Guy, like, how did we
get audio out of that?

Speaker 2 (01:22:34):
Yeah, just like it's just out and then it's over.

Speaker 4 (01:22:36):
Yeah, And she wanted Seamass to be the one going
out there and kicking them, and I was like, that's
not cool. That's your idea. I can't do it. Yeah,
you do the prototype episode, the prototype run through on
that fake news.

Speaker 5 (01:22:48):
Yeah, this is the Wood Show.

Speaker 4 (01:22:52):
Welcome back everybody. Hey, it is Wednesday. It's October sixteenth,
twenty twenty four. A very generic world food.

Speaker 5 (01:23:00):
Days just in general.

Speaker 1 (01:23:02):
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Speaker 7 (01:23:02):
Food, Yeah, I mean usually it's like something.

Speaker 2 (01:23:06):
Yeah, like pizza, French ries.

Speaker 7 (01:23:09):
Hamburgers, all the food of the world.

Speaker 2 (01:23:11):
Yeah, yeah, no food.

Speaker 7 (01:23:13):
It is a national take your parents to lunch day.

Speaker 8 (01:23:16):
Okay if they were local.

Speaker 4 (01:23:18):
It's a World Spine Day.

Speaker 8 (01:23:21):
Spines.

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Yeah, you guys remember in school they would check your spine.

Speaker 5 (01:23:26):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:23:30):
I don't think they do that anymore. I should ask
my kids, don't. Yeah, it used to be like they
would line everybody up outside the nurses office and you
go in. You'd bend over and touch your toes and
then they take it from behind they would. Yeah, I
mean they check your spine.

Speaker 2 (01:23:46):
I think they need that because everybody's becoming a hunchback. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:23:51):
A great news. Today is National broad Day and it's
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Speaker 8 (01:23:57):
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I've got some birthdays coming up here in just a
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Speaker 7 (01:24:09):
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by Martin Scorsese hits Disney Plus. They have a date
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the greatest honic of my LINEA.

Speaker 6 (01:24:44):
Refreshed my memory. What was that?

Speaker 5 (01:24:45):
Wait a little she had the orange hair, and she
had that like kinda kind of almost kiss Ace Freeley dress.

Speaker 10 (01:24:51):
It was like blue and yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:24:53):
And her little friend Sprite the little white.

Speaker 7 (01:24:56):
What am I thinking that? What was the toy? It
was basically like a white box and you put the
black paper in it and put the pegs in it.

Speaker 6 (01:25:07):
This one is called what Rainbow Bright? Rainbow?

Speaker 5 (01:25:10):
This is a doll.

Speaker 10 (01:25:11):
You don't know who Rainbow Bride is.

Speaker 4 (01:25:14):
Surprising some dark news During an auction of Game of
Thrones memorabilia, someone paid one point five million dollars for
an iron thrown. I say an iron thrown because it
wasn't even used on the actual show. It's a replica
that was molded from the original screen used throne, and somebody,

(01:25:38):
even with that was willing to pay one point five
million dollars for it.

Speaker 5 (01:25:42):
People who are obsessed with Game of Thrones are obsessed.

Speaker 4 (01:25:47):
My point is, I'm sure for way less than one
point five million dollars, you could pay somebody to fabricate
you something that.

Speaker 2 (01:25:54):
Looks exactly with the sword the.

Speaker 7 (01:25:57):
Same Like, who cares that it came from the mole here?

Speaker 1 (01:26:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 12 (01:26:01):
Not me.

Speaker 6 (01:26:02):
We would have to be the real thing. You would
have to have the actors sitting on it at all time,
the hero chick whoever is on that.

Speaker 1 (01:26:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:26:09):
Other than that, One of John Snow's long cloth swords
sold for four hundred thousand dollars's and a hard rubber
version used in the action scenes went for one hundred
and six thousand.

Speaker 8 (01:26:21):
More than I would think.

Speaker 2 (01:26:23):
We hear about like some really good stuff that go
like Star Wars stuff, Those are for way less.

Speaker 4 (01:26:29):
Jamie Lanister's black leather armor went from two hundred and
seventy five thousand, and is it are you? Are you? Yeah?

Speaker 7 (01:26:37):
The Aria Stark's Boy ensemble.

Speaker 5 (01:26:39):
Oh yeah, when she was a boy, I fetched one.

Speaker 7 (01:26:42):
Hundred and fifty thousand dollars.

Speaker 6 (01:26:44):
Wow. Yeah, people money to burn.

Speaker 7 (01:26:46):
People have a lot of money.

Speaker 2 (01:26:47):
All right.

Speaker 4 (01:26:47):
A couple of things. I'm really sick of hearing about.
Number one, any more lawsuits against Diddy.

Speaker 6 (01:26:52):
Great.

Speaker 4 (01:26:52):
I don't care if everybody their mom Susan. I'm just
tired of hearing about it as we're on the we're
on the piling on stage right now, right, Yeah, because
it happens every time there's one of these cases.

Speaker 7 (01:27:04):
You got a bunch of other pilos on.

Speaker 4 (01:27:06):
Everybody starts filling lawsuits and then things start to shake
out or whatever, and so every day you're gonna hear
about a new Didney lawsuit. So whatever on that. The
other one I'm really tired of hearing about. And it's
kind of like when people post the picture from the
waiting room of a doctor's office or the hospital from
their pointview and they don't tell anything the Jamie Fox

(01:27:27):
whatever happened with him health wise? Huh, dude, either tell
us what happened or never mention it again. Yeah, so
he gave us a tiny peek into last year's healthscare.
That's the headline, all right. Yeah, so he's got this
one man show and he was in Atlanta, and then
he wrote on Instagram after when people ask me, is

(01:27:50):
this a stand up comedy show? I say no, it's
an artistic explanation of something that went terribly wrong. And
he went on to thank the hospital that helped him
get back on stay age to do what he loves
the most. But he never specifically said he never exactly
tells you what the health scare is all about.

Speaker 5 (01:28:08):
It's very annoying, right, And the thing you're talking about,
like with the waiting room and stuff, it's called sad fishing.
Is he monetizing sad?

Speaker 4 (01:28:16):
Oh he's got one man show. Apparently it's all about that.
I'm telling you exactly what the hell does.

Speaker 8 (01:28:21):
Give an answer?

Speaker 4 (01:28:23):
Yeah, it doesn't. Doesn't give you an answer on that.
That's I think, Yeah, I think that's really weird. Let's see,
there's gonna be no Oasis interviews. Oh no, Liam Gallagher says, well,
so the story the other day was how they weren't
pleased with the whole SNL thing. Oh yeah, SNL on
Weekend Update did a little thing where they had people

(01:28:43):
playing Liam and Noel Gallagher and what Anyway, Liam says
that he and his brother have no plans to do
joint interviews anytime soon.

Speaker 1 (01:28:52):
Uh.

Speaker 4 (01:28:52):
They have some concerns about the media asking certain questions
that could make their relationship with each other even harder
than it already is. So good, you know.

Speaker 2 (01:29:00):
What, it's smart.

Speaker 7 (01:29:01):
This is like an alcoholic staying out of a bar.

Speaker 4 (01:29:03):
Yes, you know it's good.

Speaker 2 (01:29:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:29:06):
If you want this tour to continue, there can't be interviews, right, yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 6 (01:29:11):
And what do we need to hear from them?

Speaker 5 (01:29:13):
Really nothing, No, just play the song exactly, because.

Speaker 4 (01:29:17):
You know, the reunion fifteen years after they stopped touring.
This has been a long time. Everybody's been waiting for
this to happen. Yes, they want money, We want to
give them our money. And these shows are selling out.
They're sold out.

Speaker 5 (01:29:29):
You have to treat them like a frightened baby squirrel, like,
don't scare them, don't spook them, just let them do
their thing.

Speaker 8 (01:29:34):
Yeah, because what they do is very important, exactly, it's
saving it.

Speaker 4 (01:29:39):
Yeah, and also they said they really just don't feel
like it.

Speaker 5 (01:29:42):
Okay, then there's that.

Speaker 8 (01:29:43):
Yeah, I love that, honestly.

Speaker 7 (01:29:45):
Yeah I can.

Speaker 4 (01:29:46):
I can respect that.

Speaker 5 (01:29:47):
Yeah for sure.

Speaker 4 (01:29:48):
Let's see. Oh I thought about Gina, just because I
know that your your step son's really into all the
Nintendo stuff. Oh yeah, because wasn't that like at your
wedding that was like the dance right.

Speaker 5 (01:29:58):
Instead of a father daughter dance because my dad had died.
I said, kid, you picked the song we're dancing together,
and it was super Nintendo.

Speaker 2 (01:30:05):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:30:05):
Yeah, but the holidays coming up and everybody's been talking
about it, so I know a lot of people already
know about it. I just want to make sure that
you knew about this Nintendo clock thing. What the Nintendo
alarm clock?

Speaker 2 (01:30:15):
You saw that?

Speaker 7 (01:30:17):
Okay, so Nintendo has this new alarm clock.

Speaker 4 (01:30:21):
Did you see something about this menace?

Speaker 6 (01:30:22):
No?

Speaker 8 (01:30:23):
I did, actually, right, So.

Speaker 4 (01:30:24):
It allows you to pick music from thirty five video
game scenes, including Super Mario Odyssey, The Legend of Zelda,
Breath of the Wild. It's it's called the Nintendo Soundclock ALARMO.
It's got it. You can see. It's got a cartoonish
like Nintendo look, but it's an interactive clock, so it's
got a motion sensor in it, greg that responds to

(01:30:47):
your movement, so you can snooze just with.

Speaker 7 (01:30:50):
Motion alone or cool.

Speaker 4 (01:30:52):
You could stop it by getting out of bed and
it of course, it collects data on how much you
move around in your sleep, and you can add some
kind of like chime, like an hourly chime.

Speaker 7 (01:31:03):
He's also sleepy sound.

Speaker 6 (01:31:04):
I would worry that I would move and turn the
alarm off.

Speaker 1 (01:31:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:31:07):
So it's going to be available early next year for
ninety nine dollars and ninety nine cents, but Nintendo Switch
Online members can buy it early in the Nintendo Store. Interesting,
my mom used to do this for stuff that she
didn't have yet, Like she ordered it and we didn't
have it yet. She would like print the picture off, yeah,
and then wrap that up like in a little That's.

Speaker 5 (01:31:30):
A great idea because I was just going to say,
Nintendo always does this. They release all this crap after Christmas.

Speaker 2 (01:31:36):
Yeah, why because.

Speaker 7 (01:31:37):
They're a holes, because they don't like money.

Speaker 5 (01:31:40):
Because they know you're going to buy the rest of
the Nintendo stuff and Super Mario stuff to hold you
over and then hit you again in January. Yeah, it's
kind of diabolical.

Speaker 8 (01:31:48):
It's called Q one.

Speaker 7 (01:31:49):
Listen to what you can do.

Speaker 4 (01:31:51):
Just print the picture out of the clock. I'm sure
he's probably heard whatever it is.

Speaker 7 (01:31:55):
Yeah, and then you know it's a great wrap it up. Then,
so what do you what do you do in your house?
Because you're Jewish? But is Andy Jewish?

Speaker 4 (01:32:01):
No?

Speaker 7 (01:32:01):
So you get both? Yeah, oh my god. I had
a couple of friends like that, but they always.

Speaker 5 (01:32:06):
They always get me presents for Honkah and I asked
them to stop because then I don't get anything on Christmas,
and that's what I cares about.

Speaker 10 (01:32:13):
So we do.

Speaker 5 (01:32:13):
I'd make latkas and we do the Manora, and we
do all that because they really do. With apple sauce,
We played Dradel, We do all the things, but it's
not for a six year old. Though they love it. Well,
they don't know how to spend it.

Speaker 7 (01:32:26):
But I want the little chocolate coins.

Speaker 5 (01:32:27):
The gelt. Then we say presents for Christmas. Okay, so
it's less festive.

Speaker 4 (01:32:33):
But yeah, because I had I had some kids who
were like, you know, the mom was you know, Jewish
and the dad was not. And so because the kid
was both, they did all the nights of Honkah plus Christmas.

Speaker 5 (01:32:43):
Morning, nine days of present.

Speaker 4 (01:32:46):
So like, the one set of grandparents were all the
Honkka gifts, the other set of grandparents were all the Christmas.
This kid was making out like. I had a handful
of friends who fell into that category.

Speaker 14 (01:32:55):
It ruled views like that, And I mean that whole
season for him is just bonk is.

Speaker 5 (01:33:00):
He gets so many gifts.

Speaker 4 (01:33:01):
Wow, so good.

Speaker 6 (01:33:02):
So Gina at your wedding, you dance to that, not
that one.

Speaker 5 (01:33:08):
This is Super Mario two or whatever. That's when he picked.

Speaker 2 (01:33:13):
Oh, the one goes that DoD d do.

Speaker 5 (01:33:16):
I don't know, man, No, dude, it's different.

Speaker 6 (01:33:20):
Oh, I want to see how you go.

Speaker 5 (01:33:21):
It's Dodd do do Do Do Do Do Duke.

Speaker 4 (01:33:27):
I've thought about Sammy for this. Disney has set the
release dates for two upcoming films, the first one Not
for You, Leelo and Stitch. It's going to hit theaters
May twenty third of next year. And Freaky or Friday. Yeah,
I had a feeling that was going to be a wheelhouse. Yeah,
freak Heer Friday, August eighth of next year. Yeah, Freak

(01:33:50):
Heer Friday. Jamie Lee Curtis, Lindsay Lohan. They've all wrapped production.
Chad Michael Murray and other original cast members will return
for that sequel. Also, I know you would be interested
in this. There's a new Netflix Christmas movie.

Speaker 7 (01:34:04):
Lindsay Lohans in it. Yes, it's called Our Little Secret.

Speaker 4 (01:34:11):
Kristin Chenowith Tim meadows. The plot. I always love the
plot of these stupid Christmas movies. Two resentful ex'es are
forced to spend Christmas under the same roof after discovering
that their current partners are siblings.

Speaker 5 (01:34:26):
Oh, lights up like a dusting of incest.

Speaker 4 (01:34:32):
Our Little Secret premieres on Netflix on November twenty.

Speaker 10 (01:34:35):
Seven, Thanksgiving weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:34:39):
Dream Oh, and the Wild Robot is getting a sequel.
You had to figure that was coming because it's already
made a bunch of money.

Speaker 2 (01:34:46):
Oh yeah, it looks.

Speaker 5 (01:34:48):
I don't know, I didn't see it. It's a book series.

Speaker 7 (01:34:50):
Yeah, I saw the trailer for it.

Speaker 2 (01:34:53):
Is it like Wally?

Speaker 4 (01:34:54):
It has kind of like that look. It's like this
weird I don't know. I call it artsy animation.

Speaker 8 (01:35:00):
Uh huhy.

Speaker 7 (01:35:00):
I mean it's not like a typical animated looking thing.

Speaker 2 (01:35:02):
It just kind of looks like, yeah, okay, kind of
like what the Ninja Turtles animation movie.

Speaker 4 (01:35:08):
That's awesome, Yeah, kind of but yeah, it's already crossed
the one hundred million dollar mark. But you know what's
interesting is, uh, everybody expected that Joker movie to do
so well and talk about taking the l Yeah, apparently
this Joker movie is going to be taking over a
one hundred and fifty million dollar loss when it's all
said and done.

Speaker 6 (01:35:28):
Damn. Yeah, that's kind of awesome.

Speaker 4 (01:35:31):
Now, in twenty nineteen, Joker when that came out, that
made over a billion dollars in profit. A billion, yeah,
in profit. This is this is going to take one
hundred and fifty million dollar loss and you love it.

Speaker 6 (01:35:44):
That's what happens when you put Gaga and stuff. That's right,
you're ruin.

Speaker 5 (01:35:47):
It's the wildest swing of any original to sea has
to be.

Speaker 2 (01:35:52):
That's insane to be.

Speaker 7 (01:35:54):
Yeah, I mean not since Jaws the Revenge, I think.

Speaker 2 (01:35:58):
I mean there was that one Batman movie that did
really bad, but from original to sequel, this is crazy.

Speaker 4 (01:36:05):
That's pretty bad.

Speaker 8 (01:36:06):
America doesn't like musicals exactly.

Speaker 6 (01:36:09):
Stop with those.

Speaker 7 (01:36:10):
That's what you've been saying, Is it really are?

Speaker 2 (01:36:11):
You know, they've they've done research and like that's why
a lot of these movies movies, if they're actual musicals
that lately they eat in the trailer you can't even
tell that it's a musical. But everyone knew. So everyone
knew so ahead of time. With The Joker too, that

(01:36:32):
it was going to be a musical that everyone.

Speaker 14 (01:36:35):
Love that except yeah, but I do think you have
to let them know. Like mean girls did that too.
They didn't let people know in the trailer that it
was going to be a musical.

Speaker 4 (01:36:45):
Like I wasn't sure if you were being sarcastic this
New Joker as a musical, Yeah, oh.

Speaker 5 (01:36:50):
Yes, Fantasyland, like they all of a sudden are in
a music.

Speaker 4 (01:36:54):
Dumbs Because for a minute I was thinking, like, oh,
I was just talking up to maybe people. Remember how
people were just going online and just trashing a movie
just to rolling in troll and whatever. I thought like,
maybe there was a little bit of that going on
with this. But if it's a musical, it's gonna suck.

Speaker 2 (01:37:06):
This is the beginning. Like when I got announced that
was gonna be musical, people were off board.

Speaker 4 (01:37:10):
Yeah, oh dude, speaking of dorks. So my wife loves
all that Wizard of Oz crap. She loves Wicked. Yeah,
there was a thing because there's that Wicked movie coming.

Speaker 2 (01:37:19):
Out that I can't wait.

Speaker 4 (01:37:22):
And uh so these Wicked dorks are criticizing and getting
upset about because there's the original poster art for the
Wicked musical oh yeah, yeah, and then there's now the
poster for the movie.

Speaker 5 (01:37:37):
Yeah, where she's like whispering in her ear.

Speaker 4 (01:37:39):
That's the poster, and the fans, the hardcore Wicked fans,
hate it and they're going, you had you had a
chance here, and you've already ruined it because they don't
like it looks so similar.

Speaker 7 (01:37:51):
Okay, it looks so so, but like in the one,
her hand is a little too low.

Speaker 14 (01:37:56):
Oh yeah, in the cartoon it's covering the nose and
is above, and then in the new one it's blow
so you can see our bodies.

Speaker 5 (01:38:04):
No, that might be the dumbest thing of it.

Speaker 7 (01:38:05):
I don't like that.

Speaker 4 (01:38:05):
They also don't like, uh there's no flying monkeys apparently
or something like that. Yeah, so they're they're nit picking
the friggin poster people are so the new.

Speaker 2 (01:38:15):
One in the poster. The movie poster doesn't have a
smirk either.

Speaker 10 (01:38:19):
Yeah, and the movie poster.

Speaker 2 (01:38:21):
You can see the wicked witch's eyes. Oh agreed, they'll
key trash.

Speaker 7 (01:38:28):
So now they're like trashing.

Speaker 4 (01:38:29):
The whole thing.

Speaker 8 (01:38:30):
I still want to see.

Speaker 10 (01:38:31):
It shows we're gonna it's Shi.

Speaker 4 (01:38:36):
We don't sit bag.

Speaker 10 (01:38:37):
It's shi, and you know we don't do all right.

Speaker 4 (01:38:42):
Starting with the celebrities, Flee from the Chili Peppers is
sixty two years old. You got Tim Robbins from Shot Shot,
Damps is a bunch of other stuff, and Andy Dufran
sixty six years old. Pamela Bach who was Kay Morgan
on bay Watch, David David Hasselhoff's She's sixty one. John

(01:39:02):
Mayer is forty seven. Naomi Osaka that nut job mentally
unstable tennis player is twenty seven. Wendy Wilson from Wilson
Film Singer fifty five, and Bob Weir from Greg's Favorite
Grateful Dad is seventy seven years old.

Speaker 6 (01:39:19):
Worship at the Altar, Your.

Speaker 4 (01:39:21):
Porno Birthday is rain A Sky and Today's Birthday Girl.

Speaker 7 (01:39:25):
She's been fingered more than a pair of.

Speaker 4 (01:39:27):
Gloves in three hundred and thirty six fine films, including
Horny White Mother's Volume six.

Speaker 7 (01:39:34):
She was in Gay for Pay Volume twelve.

Speaker 6 (01:39:37):
That's pretty good.

Speaker 7 (01:39:38):
She was also in A Lotta Vagina Volume one, A
l O t.

Speaker 5 (01:39:43):
T A is that her name?

Speaker 4 (01:39:45):
Yeah, Busty Cops on Patrol volume three. She was in
Intense Sex on the Futon and who can forget her
unforgettable role in anal Taste Test Volume two.

Speaker 5 (01:39:58):
I can't forget. Just compare trust, I want to forget.

Speaker 4 (01:40:02):
That's like, you know, we were talking about frosted flakes, Yeah,
and about how you know you hear frosted playing immediately.

Speaker 6 (01:40:07):
You get that taste.

Speaker 4 (01:40:08):
Yeah. Rena Sky is forty one years old today, and
that is your porn of birthday, your celebrity birthdays. And
that is a quick look at what's happening around the
world of entertainment today. Here with the Woody Show. We're
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Buila wouldn't approve the Woody Show? All right, what's time

(01:40:29):
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That's all I've got, Greg Gordy. How about some parting
words of wisdom?

Speaker 6 (01:42:04):
Yeah, if you have thick thighs, you can hold more
puppies in your lap.

Speaker 5 (01:42:07):
Okay, the puppies.

Speaker 4 (01:42:14):
I'm wondered sometimes can we see somebody who's like crazy fat,
like some I mean like some giant, huge, like fat monster.

Speaker 7 (01:42:22):
You know, how do you sit on a toilet seat?

Speaker 4 (01:42:25):
Because they're all standard size?

Speaker 7 (01:42:27):
I thought about that, like, how do you know how
to line up right?

Speaker 5 (01:42:31):
Do you get them reinforced?

Speaker 7 (01:42:33):
And is there enough space on either side because you're obviously.

Speaker 5 (01:42:36):
Hanging over you get a double wide toilet?

Speaker 6 (01:42:40):
I think so, I'm.

Speaker 8 (01:42:42):
Sure there's larger time.

Speaker 7 (01:42:43):
I've never seen that on HG TV.

Speaker 6 (01:42:46):
It's always the same size.

Speaker 4 (01:42:47):
Yeah. I'm just always kind of wondered, like, how do you,
i mean, how do you line up to drop a deuce.

Speaker 5 (01:42:53):
Greg, to answer your question, because I've seen a lot
of really terrifying things on TV. How do you wipe
a stick and a rag?

Speaker 6 (01:42:59):
Oh god? Yeah yeah, if you reach the time.

Speaker 5 (01:43:06):
Yeah yeah, you take a look in the mirror.

Speaker 4 (01:43:08):
Take a look in the mirror. It's time to take
a walk.

Speaker 6 (01:43:12):
Yeah, like a year. Yeah, if you have.

Speaker 4 (01:43:15):
If you were wiping your ass with a stick, you
got a Forrest Gump it dude, just like and I
does capt Ron And yeah, all right, thank you very much,
Greg Gory, thank you so much for giving the show
some of your valuable time this morning. You know, we
appreciate you for that. The rest of you guys could
suck it. We'll catch you back here on Thursday. Have
a great day. S M D double M. I quit

(01:43:38):
this bitch.