The Woody Show October 21st 2024 Podcast

Weekend Cheers and Jeers, Redneck News, Birthday Month Update & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It is due to the graphic nature of this program
listener discretion. Is it lies the Woody Show?

Speaker 2 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training class is now in session. A good morning everybody,

(00:47):
morning Woody. Aren't you happy that the weekend's over? You know?

Speaker 3 (00:50):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Yeah, finally bad at it?

Speaker 3 (00:52):
They just dragged.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Brand new week. It is Monday morning. It's October the
twenty first, twenty twenty four, just seven short days away
from MENACE's birthday. Oh crazy, I know it's crazy. Technically
less than seven days now, it's like six days, so
change change. That's right. Welcome to it. Thank you for
being here giving us a wee time this morning. I'm whatdy.

(01:16):
That's Greg gory h good morning to you, Menace. There
is Gina Grant seemasking morning to you. Oh hello, there,
we've got Sammy morning, we got bored. We got Caroline Morgan,
our associate producer, von our video producer on the job
this morning. Phones are open at eight seven seven for
you at eight seven seven forty four. Woody, what I
just say there?

Speaker 3 (01:35):
That was weird? I'm sorry, like you skip.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Skipped at eighty seven seven and then I added something Okay, idiots,
all right, happy. It's Monday. Yeah, phones open eight seven
seven forty four, Woody, send us a text over to
two to nine eight seven. Coming up for you this morning.
We'll get into the weekend cheers and jeers. Also some

(01:58):
of the trending news headline. Uh, and then yeah, whatever
else we come up with. We got some entertainment stuff
before the hours up. Birthday's porn of birthday? Yes, Sea bats,
what are we acknowledging?

Speaker 4 (02:09):
Oh, I'm sorry, I was just laughing out loud because
I found a new source of jokes. I know it's Monday,
not Friday for dad jokes, okay, but I'm reading the
latest Mensa Journal, okay, and they have a whole section
of mensa jokes for polyglots, which we were just talking about,
Polly what I forgot?

Speaker 5 (02:26):
What that was?

Speaker 4 (02:27):
Multiple languages, So here's one here go Gina. Have you
visited the Jewish section of India's capital city? No, it's
called kosher Deli.

Speaker 1 (02:38):
That one.

Speaker 5 (02:38):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (02:38):
Oh, wait for your standing ovation hashtag mensa jokes. Yeah.
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder
kinder kinder. That is Dave Chappelle here when Brutus told
Julius ces or that he had eaten a whole squab. Oh,

(03:00):
we just talked to her about that recently. Caesar replied
at two, brute. I'm guessing brute means squab pigeon in Latin.

Speaker 6 (03:10):
You mean you don't know?

Speaker 1 (03:12):
Yeah, I thought you were supposed to get these. If
you don't get them, who will? I mean, we are
not at all. Here's a lot for you.

Speaker 4 (03:20):
Mexican weather reporter said, Chili today, hot Tomally.

Speaker 6 (03:25):
You have to be that one.

Speaker 4 (03:27):
Yeah, yeah, okay, here we go. Wow, this is as
too easy? A Why was the pepper unable to compete
in the archery competition?

Speaker 1 (03:37):
Why? Why?

Speaker 4 (03:37):
Because she didn't habu and I'm dining at an Italian restaurant.
I don't know whether I'm antipasto or prov alone.

Speaker 1 (03:49):
Oh did is what I'm feeling right now? How you
typically feel during the Friday night. I say, some of
these are not great.

Speaker 3 (04:03):
One said this is too easy.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
That was the the hispanic we've actually seen. We actually
read this.

Speaker 4 (04:08):
One on the dead jokes. What did the Mexican take
anti anxiety medication?

Speaker 7 (04:12):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (04:12):
I can't remember?

Speaker 4 (04:13):
For hispanic attacks. When pig Roast takes place in England,
several bores are needed to feed the hungry, but in
Russia one Boris Gudenov.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Oh, my.

Speaker 4 (04:28):
Russian joke for gri that's goodny for polyglots. From the
newest edition of the Mensa Bulletin. If for folks who
don't have the Mensa Bulletin, you cannot buy it in
stores because it only only for MENSA members.

Speaker 2 (04:40):
And if you don't have it and you want one,
I'll bring you mine from my house.

Speaker 1 (04:43):
Yeah, because Gina is also a member of Mensa, which
Sea Bass.

Speaker 2 (04:47):
Sea Bass puts an asterisk next to that.

Speaker 1 (04:50):
I'm happy for Gina to retake the test and prove
me wrong. Why does she have to retake the test,
she's already a member.

Speaker 4 (04:55):
Because again, for folks who don't know, I'll give you
Gena's background for her. She was comple lating to her
therapist shock her that she didn't feel like she she
didn't do well enough in school and therefore she had
an intellectual inferiority complex, and the therapist said, well, hey, I,
as your therapist, can administer a test for you to
get you into making.

Speaker 1 (05:12):
So based on your argument, let's say everything that you said.
Let's assume this. Let's assume, for the sake of argument,
let me do that that what he said is absolutely true.
So what you're saying is Sea Bass, is they just
hand out memberships willy nilly, because then how did you
How can we be sure what I said? How can
we be sure that you got yours quote legitimate? That
is that is a fair point. But if they just
hand him out willing, that is not my That is

(05:33):
not my argument. My argument is that she was given
the test by an unbiased and in fact a person
who would want her to do well at the test.
Therefore her administrators.

Speaker 2 (05:45):
Understand.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
But if you're questioning the process, I'm questioning what's to
make what's to make anybody believe that the process that
you went through to get your membership is any more legitimate?

Speaker 2 (05:56):
Library then I'll get one to like.

Speaker 1 (05:57):
That is not mine.

Speaker 4 (05:58):
Was administered by a MENSA testing board with other people there.
I had to go out and seek it for myself.
It wasn't laid in my lap by someone whose job
it is to make me feel better.

Speaker 2 (06:07):
That's not see that.

Speaker 8 (06:08):
This is just it's so interesting though, because he just
keeps proving the point that he doesn't understand therapy. It's
not he's I'm sure he's never heard this. Your job
is not to feel better, it's to get better at feeling.

Speaker 2 (06:19):
So here's the deal.

Speaker 8 (06:21):
I think it is that that's why I said it
my therapist's voice.

Speaker 2 (06:24):
But here's the deal. She has no dog in this fight.

Speaker 8 (06:28):
Because yeah, because if I thought that that was going
to cure me, I leave and who'd put the wing
on her house? So if I ended up being like
a ninety nine, then we'd have much more to talk
about in therapy. And by the way, do you know
how hard these women and these men work to not
get uncertified by the board.

Speaker 2 (06:47):
Do you think it would be worth it?

Speaker 1 (06:51):
But so you're talking about the therapist the men.

Speaker 4 (06:57):
Dressing the point, it's not like she's giving you, like
advising you to go out and do something ridiculous. She's
giving you, uh, some kind of little intelligence test that's
that's not going to get her uncertified.

Speaker 2 (07:08):
If she if she fakes it.

Speaker 4 (07:09):
To tell me that, I'm not saying I'm not saying
she faked.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
I'm saying maybe she chose a type of test.

Speaker 2 (07:15):
Let's let's I'll tell you exactly which test she shows.

Speaker 4 (07:18):
Okay, that maybe she knew you could do well, or
that she knew.

Speaker 8 (07:20):
Was so do you get, I know, a really good therapist.

Speaker 5 (07:25):
She's naked on the internet with the nipple clams.

Speaker 1 (07:27):
Oh yeah, that's cool. But here again, I'm not saying
he has lorded this MENSA thing over all of us.

Speaker 2 (07:34):
To be challenged the fact that we have female.

Speaker 1 (07:36):
And the fact that we have another.

Speaker 2 (07:38):
I don't know it's about I think it is.

Speaker 1 (07:40):
I don't even think it has to do with the
fact that it's female. I think it could be anybody.

Speaker 8 (07:44):
He's just mad that Sam and are are ates that
he can't slam.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
I think he needs to be one of one. Yeah,
and so he's lorded this over I mean Greg here
for the entire time, like, uh, he likes to be
able to lord this over and the rest of us
about how much more intelligent he there's the plaque, we
got it, and.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
They also don't give out plaques cut off in the frame.

Speaker 1 (08:06):
It doesn't even fit right. I'm not meaning.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Like somebody smart wouldn't frame it like that.

Speaker 1 (08:10):
But now, but now that we have Gina here, who
is also a member of MENSA, it's it's triggering to him. Maybe,
so maybe you need her therapist to help you out
with your feeling of these are accusations, I mean clarify.

Speaker 4 (08:24):
Yeah, I fully admit, and I'm glad that Gina is
smarter than the rest of you are words. It's great
to have someone who can actually have a conversation about
certain things on this show.

Speaker 1 (08:34):
I do appreciate that. I'm just and maybe she is in.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
The top two percentage of smartest people in world, which
is what mensa is. It's for the top two percent. Uh,
maybe she is that smart.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
Maybe that's fantastic. I just want to see approve it.

Speaker 2 (08:48):
But the other thing is membership.

Speaker 8 (08:50):
And the other thing is everybody thinks that to be
in mensa you have to have the personality of someone
like Sea Bass. So when you see that, I'm normal
and I'm convivial, and I'm nice and i am warm
and I'm normal people people don't think of just like
a normal lady as somebody on GREG.

Speaker 1 (09:09):
What is convivial like? Uh, easy to be around?

Speaker 4 (09:12):
It comes from the Latin vivo to live and come
on with someone who lives with well, lives with.

Speaker 2 (09:19):
Enjoyable to be around.

Speaker 7 (09:20):
If I do and I do want to ask, I
want to ask you about something to make sure that
you know that Gina being a part of mensa doesn't
take away you being a mensa, like you're still in it, right,
I understand that, but.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
It is Yeah, you got to really listen to Sam
here because she's on the something.

Speaker 4 (09:38):
It's like, you know, when a country club, they don't
let in the guy at the bus stop because it
would would water down the quality of the people at
the country club.

Speaker 1 (09:45):
I'm just making sure she I'm just that I really
believe she doesn't. I'm just I have questions. Okay, all right,
Well again jokes.

Speaker 2 (09:53):
You guys want jokes. Yeah, I think we've been telling
you give us.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
Give us one more to take us out here. Okay,
go ahead?

Speaker 4 (09:58):
Uh deja who someone whose name you have forgotten but
should remember who?

Speaker 1 (10:05):
All right? All right? Maybe maybe I'm too our word
to get it. I have this addings strong.

Speaker 4 (10:11):
You know what's a French for a set of dentures?

Speaker 1 (10:13):
What's that apperteef? Hmm? Interesting? I know where do I
get my copy?

Speaker 2 (10:21):
Yeah? Where do I sie?

Speaker 1 (10:22):
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Speaker 1 (10:51):
Damn, we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. It's even Monday. It's October the
twenty first, twenty twenty four. Moodie, that's Greg Gore. Yeah,
high Woody, Hi Greg, there's menace. What is our birthday month? Boy?
Getting a birthday month update here this morning? Okay, there's

(11:12):
a Gina Gren.

Speaker 2 (11:13):
Good morning.

Speaker 1 (11:13):
We got Sammy, we got Sea Mass, We got the
phones open for you at eight seven seven forty four, Woodie,
you can't hit us up of the text over to
two to nine eight seven weekend cheers and jeers and
I would start Okay, cheers to Russell Wilson. Cheers to friendship. Oh,

(11:36):
wife and I went to Lake Tahoe with another couple
that were friends with this weekend. They've wi no with
friends with Wilson Russell Wilson. That's a separate I said.
Also cheers to friendship God. Okay with Russell, No, not
with Russell. He was busy this weekend. Uh. And then uh,

(11:57):
yeah we went to they have a house there and
it was nice and it was it was it was
very relaxing. It was just chill. That was the whole plan,
which is just kind of hanging chill. And then also, uh,
shout out to the little dug in My six year
old Golden Retriever Cassie. It was her birthday yesterday, so

(12:19):
I cooked her her Fileteah every year she gets grill
her a filet.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (12:25):
I gave her about a half of a doggy ball
full of the smart pop Cheddar popcorn. Yeah. And then
we got her some some puppy treats. We got her
like a little uh, like a little cupcake. It looks
like you what do they call this woopy pies?

Speaker 2 (12:39):
Oh yeah, we got.

Speaker 1 (12:40):
It from this like pet place. It's good for duggans.
But she's six probably big gone and gone in six seconds.

Speaker 2 (12:53):
She she has a better birthday than a lot of humans.

Speaker 10 (12:55):
I know.

Speaker 1 (12:56):
Oh, she better than the rest of us in the house.
Did last night?

Speaker 2 (12:58):
You all didn't have filet.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
No, No, she had flay, this big nice thing filet mignon.
And as I've sitting there grilling, and I'm thinking, like,
why am I putting so much care into like making
sure that's the proper like, you know, it's cooked perfectly,
because actually I'm pretty good on the grill. It's like
it had the you know, it had the cross grill

(13:19):
marks on the cross here. Yeah, it was really good,
all right. Jeers. My jeers goes to the Perry High
School football team in Pittsburgh who played in the Pittsburgh
Area City Playoffs on Friday against the Westinghouse Academy Bulldogs,
and they lost sixty eight to zero. Not only did

(13:42):
they lose, they lost to a team, the Bulldogs, that
only had eleven total active players. Now there's normally eleven
on defense, eleven on offense, right, so the other twenty
seven players weren't allowed to play. They were suspended what
for leaving the sideline during a scuff in last week's game.
So they showed up with only eleven active players for

(14:05):
this playoff game, and for most of the game, the
Bulldogs only competed with ten players on defense because the
coach wanted to rest one of the linemen every series.
They even briefly played with nine after one of the
kids got injured and had to leave the game. There
was only one player on the Bulldogs who had played
a single snap of defense all season long, and yet

(14:29):
they still beat Perry High School sixty eight to zero.
So years to you, Perry Traditional Academy Commodorees one more
point yeah one.

Speaker 2 (14:44):
And did you say this was a playoff game?

Speaker 1 (14:46):
Yeah, it was the Pittsburgh Area City League playoffs. Meanwhile,
Westinghouse Academy they're going to play in the championship on
Saturday with a full rosters.

Speaker 2 (14:54):
Good. Yeah, damn don't you at some point?

Speaker 1 (14:58):
Oh, that is never for peace. Yeah, peace, it's for peace.
It's for peace. You can't call them pussies. For pussies, okay,
it's for peas for peace for a bunch of adults here,
I mean, you beat me to it. I'm if the
FCO allow it. Otherwise. Man, that's a pet peeve, you know,

(15:18):
like when you have adults who are in front of
other adults that are trying to clean it up. Not
just this I'm saying, it's like, oh, what the heck?

Speaker 2 (15:26):
You know, ag double hockey sticks.

Speaker 1 (15:29):
As far as I'm concerned, you know that. Oh yeah, yeah,
we're all adults. You look around, there's no kid.

Speaker 3 (15:37):
It's a real.

Speaker 2 (15:41):
Text me that I'll block them immediately.

Speaker 1 (15:43):
Yeah, come yeah, grow up.

Speaker 3 (15:46):
Sometimes it's fun to say no, it's not.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Sometimes it's just fun to say pe. Yeah, it's for
p's for peace, Men's weekend, cheers and jeers.

Speaker 5 (15:56):
Watch them baseball, which was incredible. I went to that
place called hazum Uh and it just feels like you're
at the game. It's insane.

Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yeah, that's pretty cool CEO s M. You should look
it up on one of the videos.

Speaker 5 (16:09):
They have a couple of locations around the country and
they're putting more. And then I got to hang out
with Bort at a Japanese fair, Japanese Celebration.

Speaker 1 (16:19):
Fair, and it was it was most honorable. It was
so much fun.

Speaker 3 (16:26):
And of course I was there for the food.

Speaker 1 (16:28):
Yeah, but then soup of Dragon and then did you
have suep of Dragon?

Speaker 5 (16:32):
And then Bort almost got in like, uh, some trouble
because there were so many figures that he could buy.

Speaker 1 (16:41):
Figure, so many action figures and did you leave with
any border h no, I resisted. Thanks for you for
the Rise of the Resistance. Yeah, I you know, I
really didn't need to spend like a thousand dollars that day,
but it was very close.

Speaker 5 (16:52):
Yeah, but you really wanted that gundome, dude, that was
like what.

Speaker 1 (16:56):
There was at two hundred dollars Gundom. I was tempted
to buy.

Speaker 3 (16:58):
That would be just too hard bottle kit.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
I have to build it myself. Yeah, so that was fun.

Speaker 5 (17:04):
And then I guess my jeers is one of my
dogs jumped on my bed and then threw up.

Speaker 1 (17:08):
So see another reason why I shouldn't let dogs on.

Speaker 5 (17:16):
M for it. No, it jumps, jumped Is your mattress
on the floor? No, they dude, Sometimes these things have hops.
I don't understand like they they just like spring up
and they fly in the air and they're able to
jump on things.

Speaker 1 (17:30):
Your dogs are.

Speaker 5 (17:31):
They're like barrels, like little legs, little fat potatoes.

Speaker 3 (17:37):
And I jumped on the bed.

Speaker 1 (17:39):
It jumps.

Speaker 5 (17:40):
Yeah, well it jumps high and then apparently it gets
gassed out and then immediately throw the bars.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
It's like one flight of stairs exactly. Yeah, we get
to the top and we bar.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
Yeah. They're just like you, Greggory weekend cheers and jeers,
cheers to the weekend much like you, very very chill,
good mix of you know, second cease times and relaxing
you know, as we all do. But a special cheers
because I was so lazy on Saturday that I binge
watched The Family stallone, which I've been meaning to check out.

(18:13):
Oh yeah, really effing love Sly. He's so likable, he's modest,
he's friendly, His daughters are well spoken and intelligent. He's
been married for like thirty six thirty seven years. His
wife is awesome. What a great family they are. Oh no,
I thought I really really liked them. And then jeers

(18:35):
And this is kind of more of a question. Jeers
to home patio umbrellas. Why can't they be magical like
restaurant patio umbrellas. What do you mean he never seemed
to have any issues. Have you ever driven by a
restaurant and they have an outdoor seating area. Yeah, your
umbrellas look nice. They stay up in the wind. Meanwhile,
when you have a home pattio umbrella, slightest breeze, collapses breaks.

(18:57):
I want a restaurant umbrella.

Speaker 5 (19:00):
Lovely, Tommy Bahamma one from Costco.

Speaker 1 (19:03):
And I bought one like six years ago. Over this thing.
It gets really windy at Hove before. And I've had
no problems with this. I think the problem is great.
I think the problem is greg that you're not anchoring
it like enough.

Speaker 3 (19:18):
There's one that I have. The one that I had
the issue with, I have bricks on the on the
bottom of it being held by so many things.

Speaker 1 (19:27):
Bricks is kind of tacky. I mean you can get
it's I knew you're gonna say that. What it's underneath
the outdoor couch so you can't see them, Okay, But
they do sell, and this is what we bought for
the umbrella that we currently have. It's like, I mean,
they're super heavy. It's like one hundred pounds. Yeah, those pieces,
it's one hundred pounds. But it's on wheels so you
can like kind of move it around and you lock
the wheels in. It's okay, Yeah, I know it looks nice.

(19:50):
It matches the because this is for like our outdoor
dining table. But yeah, I mean I've had this like
umbrella up in like a full wind. It doesn't go anywhere, Okay,
I don't know where you're buying these umbrellas. He's been
saying this for years. They last me about a week
on average. Yeah, you got to stop shopping at terrible umbrellas.

Speaker 3 (20:09):
The slightest breeze and there dot com and they're knocked over,
they're broken costco.

Speaker 5 (20:14):
I have family members you're gonna hate this that have
ones that have Bluetooth and I'm like speakers in the
in the top. And also they have like led led
lights that are like.

Speaker 1 (20:26):
Yeah, yeah, it sounds like the kind that they sell
to people who don't want to spend decent money. Yeah,
on a good umbro they won't blow away. If you
have a very low win situation, that's probably a paycheck.
If I could get one that lasts more than three minutes.

Speaker 5 (20:38):
No, as long as you like you're saying, you get
a strong base, you're fine, Okay, I guess, and then
you can close them up when it's a windy right.

Speaker 3 (20:44):
I wasn't home though, that.

Speaker 1 (20:45):
Was yeah, all right, Sammy weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 6 (20:51):
Cheers to friendship as well.

Speaker 7 (20:53):
I was with my best friend this weekend, and we
do it every so often because she doesn't live close
to me, so she leaves her children and her husband
comes and hangs out with me for the weekend.

Speaker 2 (21:02):
And we had a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Free weekends is always the best, Like that was ours,
Like we didn't we didn't bring the kids' choice to
go hang with our friends. What did Russell Wilson do
with his kids? I don't know, you have to ask him.
He was playing this weekend.

Speaker 7 (21:18):
And my Jeers is two subscription services that you can't
figure out how to cancel. I was talking about so
mad yesterday trying to cancel one of them because I
thought I had already canceled it. And then I realized
what happened was I tried canceling it, couldn't figure it out,
said I'll come back to it, forgot about it, and
now I tried to cancel it again and I cannot
figure it out.

Speaker 1 (21:39):
So what is this a subscription for?

Speaker 6 (21:41):
It is for NFL ticket now.

Speaker 7 (21:44):
The reason I'm canceling Sunday ticket right because there's like
family plan things on YouTube tv now.

Speaker 6 (21:50):
So my parents have it, so I've been using theirs.

Speaker 1 (21:56):
Just explain that part to them, and I'm sure I'm
using my parents log in.

Speaker 7 (22:00):
Yeah, well no, but okay, I don't know you're allowed to.
It's not anything that you're not allowed to do.

Speaker 6 (22:04):
But now, because I'm on my parents' family plan, my email.

Speaker 7 (22:08):
Is attached to theirs now, so I can't figure out
how to get back into my account to cancel it.
Because if I cancel right now, it'll be canceling my
parents' stuff.

Speaker 2 (22:17):
You're gonna have to do a forty five minute customer sera.

Speaker 7 (22:19):
Yeah, because I can't get back to my original from
last year and cancel my own stuff.

Speaker 1 (22:24):
Don't you pay that? Is it like NFL Sunday Ticket?
Are you able to cancel mid season? I think so
you can. You can cancel whenever you want. I didn't really.
I thought it was like you agreed to pay for
the season, you could pay it in payments. But I
thought it was like once you bought it, Like it
wasn't like I just wanted this month and right, but I.

Speaker 7 (22:42):
Never even signed up for this season, Like it's just
a rollover I guess from last year when I figure out.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
How to get rid of it to begin with, right, Like,
if you're going to sign up for Sunay Ticket, why
would you ever get rid of me?

Speaker 2 (22:51):
Because I have my parents?

Speaker 1 (22:53):
No, I know what I'm saying, but they do just assume.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (22:56):
Yeah, it's so frustrating. And I remember when I got
Sunday ticket last year. I couldn't figure out how to
even access it after that too.

Speaker 1 (23:03):
It was just have great come over.

Speaker 5 (23:06):
He remember when I was we were backstage at a
concert and I hacked the TV so we could watch football.
Yeah so, but I also signed up for Peacock while
doing that, and I've paid for two Peacocks for like
an entire year after that.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
Wouldn't even realize it. And they're on the same email. Yeah,
so wouldn't they be able to like they say, like, oh,
you already have an account.

Speaker 3 (23:27):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (23:28):
It took me a year to figure out that. Oh crap,
it must have been a different email. If you try
to sign up again to go, oh, this email already exists.
But it was so funny.

Speaker 5 (23:35):
We're like backstage watching football and there's like this huge
ponzert on the other side of the wall, right like
twenty three thousand people.

Speaker 1 (23:43):
Get in Gina Grad weekend cheers and.

Speaker 2 (23:45):
Jeers, so cheers.

Speaker 8 (23:46):
I had a great weekend, very busy with the family,
tons of activities, but I have to say the top
cheer goes to oh you got them, oh noice Meta,
ray Man, they rule so hard Menace, You're a genius
for exposing me and introducing me to this life. They
just turned on loading Meta. I use these so much

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for the pumpkin patch for my kid's soccer game. Everybody
thought I was mentally ill like watching.

Speaker 2 (24:15):
Everything like this because I was recording.

Speaker 1 (24:17):
Oh you were, Oh yeah, it was awesome.

Speaker 2 (24:20):
It was so easy, hands free, baby, I'm never going back.
I absolutely love these use all the time.

Speaker 5 (24:27):
It's so much fun.

Speaker 1 (24:28):
And I don't do.

Speaker 8 (24:29):
Earbuds, so like this is this is the greatest uh jeer.
We did our annual traditional like go around the neighborhood,
see all the Halloween displays.

Speaker 2 (24:37):
People really not bringing it this year, really, and like
I feel like I felt like only half the.

Speaker 8 (24:42):
Places that usually do were even participating. I feel like, oh,
not not in our hood.

Speaker 11 (24:47):
Man.

Speaker 1 (24:48):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (24:48):
I was talking with Woody about how I feel like
my neighborhood for some reason, they think it's Christmas because
I've never seen it like this.

Speaker 2 (24:55):
Oh maybe moved to your place.

Speaker 1 (24:56):
I know They've taken over the whole neighbor and I
love it.

Speaker 8 (24:59):
I love when they do that and we're you, like,
we get all ready and we put on little costumes.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
We have so much fun and it was cool, but
it was just like a lot of dark houses.

Speaker 1 (25:07):
What the hell. My neighborhood started even earlier than normal.

Speaker 2 (25:11):
Oh this year Halloween, but you can't start during a heatwave.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Oh no, they started it early. And one of our neighbors,
like further down the street, he's a Disney imagineer. Yes,
his house is insane.

Speaker 2 (25:24):
And that's the thing.

Speaker 8 (25:25):
We have a lot of those dudes in our neighborhood.
And I feel like, are you just are you just
taking the year off?

Speaker 6 (25:30):
I feel like a lot of people are later this
year the normal.

Speaker 4 (25:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:34):
Well, especially if you have an elaborate thing like this guy.
He's got all kinds of like lighting and effects. Yeah,
I love it, all kinds of stuff going on. It's
a it's a thing to see, for sure. I'm a
person doesn't normally care about that stuff. But it's impressive,
super impressive. We hope your weekend, Hope your weekend was great.
Thank you for tuning in being here this morning. Eight
seven seven forty four. Woody is a phone number. It

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is some of the text over to two to nine
eight seven cheers and jeers.

Speaker 10 (25:59):
Guys.

Speaker 1 (26:01):
All right, tacky quick break, you got a brand new
redneck news for you next year on The Woodie Show.
The Woody Show will be right back. Meanwhile, Bass will
continue his endless search for the perfect week.

Speaker 3 (26:13):
Yeah, I mean hair plucks. Sorry, I'm hair system.

Speaker 10 (26:16):
Get it.

Speaker 1 (26:17):
That's not my scalp. I have light brown hair with
bald highlights. It's comically large. Jason disgusting The Woody Show.
The Dodgers are going to the World Series. They put
a fork in the Mets yesterday in Game six of
the NLCS. They're going to be playing the Yankees. Wow,
for the twelfth time in World Series history. Now, you

(26:39):
gotta figure Major League Baseball has got a Major League boner.
Oh yeah, they New York and LA right at Dodgers.
I mean just I mean not only just two big cities,
but yeah, you know the rival rivalry Yankees Dodgers to
legendary organizations. Now, the last time they met was in
the nineteen eighty one The Dodgers won that one four

(27:00):
games to two. Game one is Friday in Los Angeles.
Phones are open eight seven seven forty four Wooding. You
can hit us up with the text over to two
to nine eight seven. They got a brand new redneck
news for you.

Speaker 10 (27:14):
The Woody Show, If weird car has a wooden bumper,
Writtnick News, and Today's redneck News.

Speaker 1 (27:24):
This one's from Tulsa, Oklahoma with the cops. They were
trying to pull this dude over, but he wouldn't stop.
They kept after him, and after a short pursuit, he
gave up, which come on, man, over lots of quitter.
But the officers they were really curious, man, why would
you run? This is just a simple tractic stop. And

(27:44):
they got their answer. Things were weird from go the
moment they walked up to the car. They could see
the driver. Later I did as his fellow named Evan Woodward,
he was holding a python. Oh all right, well drive
strange but not really against the law. They asked to
see his license and insurance, which he refused to do.

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They told him he was under arrest, and that's when
he tried to run again, this time on foot. I'm
not sure if he was still carrying that python or not.
They didn't say, but he didn't get very far and
they got him in cuffs. As he was being hauled
off to jail. They searched the car and they found fentanyl,
some weed, and a large amount of cash in the car.

(28:25):
So he got arrested for distribution and all that kind
of stuff that clearly he was selling.

Speaker 3 (28:32):
Up to no good.

Speaker 2 (28:33):
Somebody had to pay in a snake. Look, man, I
gotta have it.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
You want my python, Tulsa, Oklahoma. That's Evan Woodward who
led the cops on a brief chase while holding a
python and a car full of drugs. And that is
today is read.

Speaker 3 (28:52):
Oh that's so rare times now.

Speaker 1 (28:55):
You may not be a Yankee or a Dodger fan,
but anybody who knows anything eight eight three to two
texting over worst possible World Series matchup ever.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
Well, huh it's not your team, but either way, yeah,
you're right away.

Speaker 1 (29:11):
Yeah for the second, it's not your like if you
are a fan of baseball even a little bit. Yeah,
Yankees and Dodgers, two of the most dominant teams all year,
not to mention storied franchise and everything. Yeah, like that's
a that's a good matchup. I'd much rather that than
the Diamondbacks versus anybody.

Speaker 3 (29:30):
Randos.

Speaker 1 (29:31):
Yeah, Well, yesterday it was my dog's birthday, As I mentioned,
give me the stake and everything else. Made a post
on on Instagram yesterday, it's a little outpouring of love
for you, little Cassie bo. And uh somebody mentioned that

(29:52):
suicide pack that I'd.

Speaker 3 (29:53):
Made with my dog.

Speaker 1 (29:54):
Yeah I remember that. Yeah, right, well, she and I
we've we've come to an agreement. I mentioned it before, Yeah,
con it. Yeah that if if I go first, she
will end her own life so that we could be
buried together. Yeah, cremated ashes mixed together together. And if
she goes first, which is more likely, yeah, I will
kill myself and then the same and resolved.

Speaker 3 (30:18):
Together.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
As romantic as that is, dogs don't live that long.

Speaker 1 (30:21):
No, no, I look, I can't live without her, so
right point was thrilled. I would if you're her, wouldn't
you be?

Speaker 4 (30:28):
No?

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Why not?

Speaker 2 (30:30):
Because she's losing her husband.

Speaker 1 (30:32):
She doesn't care about that.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
Date trainer.

Speaker 1 (30:37):
Yeah exactly. She gets everything. I get it. It's not
even like she gets to lose me and get more
than half. Well, like I'm alive. While I'm alive, she
would only get half. Right if I'm dead, she gets
every gets it off. Yeah, kids are almost bouncing off
the Wallie for her. Yeah. Yeah, they'll be out of
the house. Yeah, she'll be an empty nester within I

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don't know, six years, seven years.

Speaker 3 (31:00):
During the funerals, she'll be like, let's catch the reception already.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
Yeah, I got to play on my trip to Italy,
I was being naive. I take it all back. Yeah, yes, finally.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:12):
Well there's this eighty eight year old guy. He's a
French actor and he died. He was eighty eight years old.
Before he died, he requested that his dog, a ten
year old what they called malanoy malanois malanois French Melanoi.

Speaker 3 (31:28):
They look like German shepherds.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
Yeah, they're huge.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Yes, anyway, he requested his dog he's ten. I mean,
you know, be humanely killed and laid in his grave
with him when the time came.

Speaker 3 (31:41):
That's awful.

Speaker 2 (31:42):
I mean, what are you going to do it?

Speaker 1 (31:43):
I just talked about how that I know that we
had and you know that was awe fantasyland? This is real, right,
what do you mean fantasy land? I'm serious? He doesn't right,
you're serious, of course he's not. Oh dude, I'm totally serious.
I thought about it yesterday and like, is it your
birth day? Are you your best birthday? Puppy? Ever you

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did a baby?

Speaker 10 (32:05):
You?

Speaker 1 (32:06):
Are you having a good birthday?

Speaker 12 (32:09):
You are?

Speaker 1 (32:09):
As I'm scratching her chin, she's giving me kisses on
your nose. There's not the baby.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
I can't live with doubt you and then what you die?
And then she's supposed to know? And what hurl herself
off a cliff?

Speaker 1 (32:20):
Yeah, she'll wait for a walk, then the leash will
already be around her neck, jump in front of her. No,
And then what she'll do is she'll get away from
my wife or my kids, whoever's walking her, and then
she'll find someplace that she can tie the other end
of the leash on and then just go off the
cliff or something, and then we can be together, and
then they'll eventually find her.

Speaker 3 (32:40):
And then you know, it's like she's a genius.

Speaker 1 (32:42):
Yeah, well we've discussed it.

Speaker 3 (32:43):
Okay, it out?

Speaker 1 (32:45):
She goes, would I rue that I got?

Speaker 3 (32:47):
Well, so here's how. And I had to explain to
her how I use your leash as a noose.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
Yeah, are you guys going.

Speaker 2 (32:54):
The same way? Do you also have to tie your
neck to something?

Speaker 7 (32:57):
And no?

Speaker 1 (32:57):
No, I have more options.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
I think symbolically you should use you.

Speaker 1 (33:02):
But I have more options. Just as long as we
can be together. Like how you get there doesn't matter.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
Okay, so this guy's your hero.

Speaker 1 (33:07):
Yeah, I think it's kind of cool.

Speaker 10 (33:08):
You get it.

Speaker 3 (33:09):
Yeah, that's awful.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
And the dog's ten anyway, the guy's daughter and now
so they will not be killing the dogs, and then
it will be staying within the family despite their father's wishes,
which is the thing. You can have your wishes all day.
Does your family honor them?

Speaker 10 (33:26):
No?

Speaker 1 (33:26):
No, they do what they want exactly right, you're gone,
How would you know? Like, oh, I don't. I don't
want to be cremated. I want to be buried. I
think the idea of being cremated is creepy. You're keeping
my remains in a jar and keeping it in the
house on the mants or whatever.

Speaker 4 (33:42):
I can't let you leave.

Speaker 1 (33:43):
You need to be in my house, and all of
a sudden, now you're cremated exact Yeah, it's a This
is why I think you don't let your family. Nobody
in your family should be the the the executor of
any kind of like will or carrying out wishes and up.
It should just be all laid out and then when
you die, it just all gets put to a for

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everything from the moment you die goes the decision goes
to the lawyer, who you have it all spelled out
like how you want it done, and then your your
family has no saying it, which is good for everyone
because off exactly right, I'm not even gonna have like
for the will of the trust that we have set up,
like the executive is a corporate executor. It's like, it's
not it's not even it's yeah.

Speaker 5 (34:27):
Because I was thinking like if you leave it up
to one person, what about if that person gets sick
or that person you have plans and it's kind of
like when you set up your insurance at work, it's like,
well the you know, percentages for they give you some
stupid crappy uh yeah, nonsense life insurance possic the well,
if if this happens, who will go to And then
this happens if.

Speaker 8 (34:48):
You have some random lawyer reading is everyone gonna have
to show up and like their black veil and their
will reading.

Speaker 1 (34:53):
The care I don't care if they want to dictate
a dress code, that's fine, no.

Speaker 2 (34:57):
But I mean, you know, everyone sits waits to hear will.

Speaker 1 (35:00):
That's usually what's the real thing, right in movies, and
then you find out if I have family members that
have shown up to an office, really there's a lot involved.
Most of the time, I've properties and stuff I've heard about,
you know, the family members getting letters from the lawyer
and they set up just an individual time either the
chat or have a meet. They don't even have to
have a meeting. It's like, hey, I'm the executor of

(35:22):
your grandfather's will and he is leaving you blah blah blah.
We have some paperwork that you're need to fill out.
But it's not like everybody sitting around like, well, menace,
you're getting the house in the I've heard about it,
Like you know, why why would you do that? And
you're just asking for for problems because people are dead.

Speaker 2 (35:42):
Are you going to be the guy that they turn
on the TV?

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Like if you're if you're seeing this long dead, that'd
be cool.

Speaker 3 (35:50):
I want that would be cool. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
Old friend of mine who passed away, he thought he
was sick, so he knew it was coming, and so
he filled out birthday cards and anniversary cards for his
wife and his kids for like the next ten years.

Speaker 3 (36:05):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Yeah, to get his kids, like all the way through
college and into adulthood and then hey, when you get married.
He gave his wife like cards like, hey, when when
he gets when the son gets married, give him this.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
Yeah, when the sun has a baby, give him this.
So it's like, yeah, there was a movie back in
the day, Michael Keaton. It is called My Life. On
the video he's making all these videos because he found
out that he was sick with cancer and he wasn't
going to make it and his wife was pregnant with
his baby, and I know, see, dude, to be able
to help and to be able to help and then

(36:37):
also dictate from the grave, be a pantyass after you're.

Speaker 6 (36:40):
Gone controlling after your stuff. But you're but not anymore
because you're not in the physical world. So physical things
are no longer yours.

Speaker 1 (36:49):
But it's your stuff. You want to make sure it
goes the way that you have decided it's going to go.

Speaker 2 (36:55):
That's fine.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Yeah, I like the idea, and my wife and I
keep talking about this where you know, just because somebody
has a trust or there's you know, you're leaving money
to your kids, it just shouldn't be like, oh, here's
all the stuff that we work for boom, now it's yours,
and have it set up and you can do this
where when they graduate from college they get X number
of dollars. Trust, yeah, when they when they turn let's

(37:17):
say you die before they're able to drive, like when
they turn you know whatever, to get their driver's license.
Here's some money for a car. When they get married,
here's down payment for a house.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Right, not just blow it, but.

Speaker 1 (37:31):
Whatever that is. You don't leave them, Yeah, you just
don't leave this big chunk of money. And what I
thought was interesting was they dictated that number one, in
order to get any of this money, once you graduated
from college, you have to be employed full time. That's good,
and you have to have been employed full time for
at least five years prior, so you just can't sit

(37:52):
around and just use them, use the money to not
do anything. And also that you can't have any kind
of drug or alcohol dependency. Yeah, because we're not. We're
not funding your ditiction. This is this is really in
the money. The money could go to rehab, but it
was not going to just go to them, right, I'm like, no,
it's actually really good. So everybody take notes. They got
the gears going for My wife and I were totally

(38:14):
doing that. Yeah, you have to eight seven seven forty four.
Wooding hit us up with the text over to two
to nine eighty seven. We'll be right back. Don't go anywhere.
The Woody Show. Will be right back the Woody Show,
and we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. On this Monday morning. It is

(38:35):
October the twentieth first, twenty twenty four. My name is
what do you? That is Greg Gorya. Good morning, there's
Gina gred morning. We got Menace. Hi, there's Sammy Sea
Basses here, phones are open. Eight seven seven forty four.
Wooding hit us up of the text over to two
to nine eighty seven. We'll get into uh, some of

(38:56):
the trending news headlines, some of the things that are
happening out there this morning. But we also want to
get an update on MENACE's birthday. Mon It's October, and
you know what that means. It's menaces birthday. The counter
is fun.

Speaker 3 (39:16):
Yes it is.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
We creep ever closer. We are now six days and
fourteen hours away.

Speaker 5 (39:24):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (39:25):
Taste from MENACE's official birthday, it's lit on the On
the twenty eighth, last week we heard about how he
went to UFC headquarters and he brought Morgan there and
von but is still on s I know She's best
day ever.

Speaker 3 (39:41):
Yeah, she had the best time.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
I loved it. But menace. As far as the birthday
list goes, anything any developments or like what else have
you been doing to celebrate your birthday?

Speaker 5 (39:51):
There has been some new developments. Did go hang out
with the people at Panda Express at their innovation kitchen? Oh?

Speaker 1 (39:58):
Okay, so you check that off.

Speaker 5 (40:00):
Super fun and you have I had their exclusive now
the innovation kitchen, they have an exclusive item called the
bing which is basically like a Pin Express burrito, and
it was so good. I love that.

Speaker 1 (40:14):
So they were really nice.

Speaker 5 (40:16):
Hung out with them, and you know that I wanted
to shoot some baskets at an arena and I shout
out the into it dome. So the Clippers have reached
out to me and we set up a date to
hang out on that.

Speaker 3 (40:28):
Oh really awesome.

Speaker 1 (40:30):
Also, are you going to just go there like in
the middle of the day or something or is it
gonna be they give me a chance to do the
half court shot.

Speaker 5 (40:35):
I don't know about all that. They hadn't really told
me anything to show up at this day at this time,
So I going to visit them.

Speaker 1 (40:42):
And then the super Dome.

Speaker 5 (40:44):
You know, they reached out to me and we've set
a date for me to go to the super Dome
to kick some field goals.

Speaker 1 (40:50):
Nice okay, yes, all right?

Speaker 5 (40:52):
Nice stuff that I have not heard anything about, which
I thought would be pretty easy. Is the Pizza Hut headquarters.
If you're listening in Plano, Texas, I love to stop
buy and say hire listening you.

Speaker 1 (41:08):
Can possibly have menace combined. Say hi. I can't come
by say hi. All you do is say the word.

Speaker 5 (41:13):
If you want some innovation, I will help you out
with it.

Speaker 3 (41:17):
Yes, I know what the day to day operations are there.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Well, he could tell us if they just know, if
I would be able to know, we could figure it out.

Speaker 5 (41:26):
And I can answer your question for you, Greg, I cannot.

Speaker 3 (41:30):
And then what happens from nine to five work at
Pizza Headquarters?

Speaker 1 (41:35):
But like the the U Panda Express thing, so it's
so much fun. It's like what do they do? They're
just like sitting around, like what we do next year? Basically,
like how yeah.

Speaker 5 (41:48):
Oh, first, like okay, yeah, innovations in the menu, you know,
new things for people to try out. And then also
like kind of like cool events that they have going
on that I can't talk about because.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
Oh good, so you get to go there, you can't
now you can't tell us about it.

Speaker 2 (42:03):
Was the burrito like a like a mooshoe pancake wrap.

Speaker 1 (42:07):
Yes, good.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
Did they let you make it or did they make
it for you?

Speaker 2 (42:14):
Love them?

Speaker 1 (42:14):
They did offer for me to do it, but I
led a professional handle it. That was when we went
to the We went to the Taco Bell test kitchen
and that was super cool. That was fun and we
all got to take our turn going there and just
creating whatever it was we want. And I created the
the Mexican deep Dish pizza. Excuse me, yeah, I'll tell

(42:35):
you what. It came out really cool.

Speaker 3 (42:37):
It did.

Speaker 1 (42:38):
It was difficult.

Speaker 5 (42:40):
I thought the precursor to the crunch rap, to be honest,
kind of yeah, kind of, but man.

Speaker 3 (42:44):
It was so good.

Speaker 2 (42:46):
They didn't throw that on the menu after that.

Speaker 1 (42:49):
No, it would have been very labor intensive. Yeah, you
know how the fast food places, so they're not so
big on the labor intensive around and that one of
the reasons they pulled the Mexican pizza in the first place.
So they sat They said it was the packaging and
then it was also to labor intensive. Yeah, even though
they've been doing it for years and now it's back,
it seems to be working out just fine.

Speaker 3 (43:08):
Love it.

Speaker 1 (43:08):
Yeah, so good well, Menace, Yeah, way to go. It's
your birthday month.

Speaker 10 (43:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (43:13):
Ohs, that's the most successful birthday money.

Speaker 5 (43:17):
Again, those people at zero G who we talked about,
Woody and I can go up in a plane that
would take a nose dive and then we can be
waitless for once. I mean they followed me online, but yeah, nothing,
they haven't.

Speaker 1 (43:30):
Talked to me together. Here we are only six days
and fourteen hours away. Menaces.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
Birthday Month sponsored.

Speaker 1 (43:38):
By the letter L for loser and by the number zero,
the official percentage that a grown man with a birthday
month could.

Speaker 3 (43:44):
Ever be cool.

Speaker 1 (43:46):
Will show Elly's new alternative. Hey, what's up everybody? Just
a quick little notes that the Woodie Show we are
hosting an event at Marongo Resort and Spa. Yeah right,
Friday night, November the first, So be aware. Mark it

(44:07):
on your calendar. If you can make it great, if
you can't figure out a way to make it. Just
to know it's a twenty one and older event because
the alcohol always flowing.

Speaker 7 (44:17):
Oh it does.

Speaker 1 (44:18):
Our next big Woodies show event Marongo Casino Resort and
Spa Friday night, November the first. It's a free event
only open to people twenty one and older show. Hell,
you guys, how about tacos and Boyle heist tonight?

Speaker 12 (44:37):
Let's do it?

Speaker 1 (44:38):
Why I'm hungry at the best tacos in the town.
That's a sulky, That's what I heard.

Speaker 2 (44:43):
I got mine. Where the best tacos?

Speaker 1 (44:45):
They are? Thanks you, welcome back. Some news headlines. Trump
served customers at the drive through of McDonald's in Feasterville,
Pennsylvania yesterday. Huge crowd there. But you know, he's it's
been very loyal and very vocal to McDonald's throughout the years.
There was like pictures of him on Air Force one eating. Yeah,

(45:07):
you can have anything you.

Speaker 5 (45:08):
Want wants McDonald's. Sometimes it just hits right, you know.

Speaker 2 (45:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (45:12):
Then like teams that like won championships, he would deck
out the White House of McDonald's and.

Speaker 1 (45:17):
I was wondering, like, you know, why was he even
going through the motions of pretending to work at a McDonald's.
And it turns out it was just like one of
those petty yeah thing MUDs and things. Yeah, because I
guess Kamala had said that she worked at a McDonald's
in the eighties, which Trump says that she's lying. And
so now Trump says, I've worked for fifteen minutes more

(45:38):
than Kamala at McDonald.

Speaker 2 (45:39):
That's funny, super I thought it might be his birthday
month and he wanted to know.

Speaker 3 (45:43):
Oh yeah, no.

Speaker 1 (45:44):
Also some news out of Georgia. Meet Betty Cartilage. She
just voted for the very first time, which you know,
you think, big deal, But Betty is eighty two years
old and she is voting for the first time because
her husband, who's dead now, always discouraged her from voting.
Oh like maybe he knew better. Like, you know what,

(46:06):
we really shouldn't let this lady have a say. Betty
had her niece take her to the polls to vote early.
She didn't say who she cast her ballot for, but
she called it a neat experience. Here is Betty.

Speaker 2 (46:18):
I'm in to vote for the first time in my life.
I was so young and everything when we got married,
I didn't never think about it. And then when I
got old, I still didn't think about it would count.

Speaker 1 (46:31):
It was neat.

Speaker 3 (46:31):
It was good.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
If I'm here, I'll be back.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
Yeah, if I'm here, I'll be back. Remember when I
was a kid, they said, when you vote, you quote
pull the lever. Yeah, And I never have seen this lever.
It's always just a stupid, boring pen. Now the first
time ever seen it. The first few times that I voted.
You would go in there and you would do it's
like a big like a handle and you pull it

(46:54):
over to the side and it would close the it.

Speaker 1 (46:57):
Would close the curtain behind the curtain booth. And then yeah,
it was a big metal board essentially, and there was
these little like levers that you would like push down
and that would be your vote. And then when you
were done, and when you opened, you pull the lever
back the other way would open the thing and it
would like that. That's what would like lock in all
the stuff that you would put on the board onto
these like punch card kind of things and they'd feed

(47:18):
those then through the machine to tally all the votes.
It was nineteen ninety first to see first presidential election
would have been nineteen ninety two five or the first
time I voted, it was like nineteen ninety five ninety six.
It was like Clinton was in the office that I

(47:38):
never saw this lever thing felt raw.

Speaker 2 (47:41):
Do you ever hang in chads?

Speaker 4 (47:42):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (47:43):
Well, that was the Florida thing that one guy looked
all cross eyed and crazy.

Speaker 2 (47:47):
They wouldn't punch all the way through.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
Seven people died, six people critically injured. There was a
doc collapse in Georgia. At least twenty people were still
on the gangway when the structure just suddenly buckled and
collapsed during this event, and so then these dive rescuers
had to go searching for victims, and by Sunday afternoon,
I guess they had all been accounted for. Engineers are

(48:13):
investigating why the structure failed. It was just built like
in twenty twenty one, so it's not like it's like
hell old and yeah, but seven people died. That sucks terrible.
A lot of people talk about this story in New Zealand.
The airport in New Zealand has implemented this new three
minute limit on hugs in their drop off zone. So

(48:33):
if you're if you're dropping people off, you have three
minutes before you got to move your car. That's so
congested this airport that is more than generous actually, and
people are outraged party of time there. They say it's inhumane.

Speaker 5 (48:51):
Airport, they said, across this country. And if you're there
more than like fifteen cells.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
Down streaming at you right in that little police siren
like plays, yeah, three minutes do you need that? You
had the whole the whole ride.

Speaker 5 (49:09):
The whole ride there, Yeah, it's excessive.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
And then you then you pull up to the curb
and you get the bag out, and then how much
longer do you need from that point? Goodbye forever?

Speaker 3 (49:20):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
And then so the airport did come out and they said, like, look,
if you need more time in that, feel free to
go park in the garage.

Speaker 3 (49:27):
Yeah, you can hug it home before you even leave.

Speaker 1 (49:30):
Actually, what it says, quote for fonder farewells, please use
the car park there you go great. Yeah, And they
say it's for safety and the help of congestion around
the terminal. But again people are slamming them, saying that
it's inhumane to put a limit. The hell's hugging for
three minutes.

Speaker 2 (49:51):
If they forced me to hug for three minutes, it
would be awkward after so weird.

Speaker 1 (49:55):
It's like when a handshake goes on too long. Yeah,
that would be beyond awkward.

Speaker 10 (50:00):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
An orca who took a dump, Yeah, it was pretty
cool at the Sea World in San Antonio has made
the news during one of the shows on Saturday. So
this orca took a dump right there while I was
in front of the crowd. And then after pooping, the
whale flipped its tail back around and splashed all the brown,

(50:21):
poopy water all over the crowd. There is a there's
a video of this. Of course. One person in the
crowd said it smelled awful and people were gagging. I'd
imagine it was like like a green fog, like.

Speaker 3 (50:35):
A brownish scream. Yeah, and then it did it like
a jumped up into the air.

Speaker 2 (50:41):
Yeah, it seemed very much on purpose.

Speaker 1 (50:44):
Yeah, thank you. Well, I mean, you know, the orca
went back to the went back to the tank, and
it was like, hey, check it out.

Speaker 3 (50:57):
One of his days.

Speaker 1 (50:58):
I'm gonna splash crap all over.

Speaker 8 (50:59):
These Yeah, it's like on your big quitting day, Today's day.

Speaker 1 (51:06):
Five eighty six. Texting over Trump at the McDonald's was staged.
It was closed to the public first of all, next
to people were put there by the Trump campaign. It
was all stage political bs. There was even a sign
that said it was a political stunt that was tied
to the door. Oh really, it was playing McDonald's show
up randomly. I've seen people mention that a couple of times.

(51:28):
I like, all this crap is staged, Like when every
time it doesn't matter who it is and what their
campaign is for. Yeah, of course they just don't show up.
Oh no, kidding, it was planned. CNN just did a
big feature on how shrink flation could affect your Halloween candy.
They report that cocoa prices have more than doubled since

(51:50):
the start of the year thanks to severe weather and
droughts in West Africa, which I guess is responsible for
about seventy percent of the world's cocoa supply. The candy
companies they are compensating, so they say, by shrinking bags
and raising prices, but they're also using less chocolate in
some products and pushing their non chocolate candies even more, like,

(52:11):
for example, the folks at Mars so that they have
expanded their fruity and gummy candy lines because young people
like that stuff, which is true but chocolate prices have
a lot to do with that too, and so a
lot of the variety packs have also shrunk, and so
you might pay the same as you did last year,
but get less candy in that bag.

Speaker 3 (52:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
So for the for the full bar houses like mine,
that has always been my dream. I hope that was
one thing we talked about, like, Hey, at some point,
if I'm ever successful, what I would love to do
is I'd love to be the full sized candy bar house.
And I've accomplished that that goal, that dream has been realized.

Speaker 2 (52:48):
That's amazing.

Speaker 1 (52:48):
H what's your bar? We get the bags that we have,
like there's kit Cats, there's Snickers.

Speaker 2 (52:56):
There's twigs, all the best stuff.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
Three Musketeers nice, and then you get like the Hirshey's,
the regular solid hershey, and then the almond Hershey. Yeah, yeah,
so good.

Speaker 5 (53:09):
I don't know where mister Beest is getting as chocolate though,
because my local target is exploding with feastables, like the
row has and they're huge bars feastables.

Speaker 2 (53:21):
That's his candy bars, oh ye yeah, yeah yeah, But
maybe he.

Speaker 1 (53:27):
Gets his cocoa from the other thirty percent where that
comes from. Yeah maybe, But they're not small bars. No,
they're big and Costco. Look, you can get it. You
can be the full sized candy bar house. Yeah. I mean,
how many trigger treats do you really get? You gotta
do some people like you. Oh we have like twelve people. Dude,
you can go out. They get the the Costco sells. Uh,

(53:49):
they're in boxes of thirty.

Speaker 2 (53:51):
Oh then a box.

Speaker 1 (53:53):
Yeah, I should do you. Yeah, I forget how much
it was. We bought ten boxes. What we have a
on of trigger treaters though, like our neighborhood is insane.
We went through eight boxes last year and ran out.
Wow damn.

Speaker 3 (54:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (54:08):
It's because words spread that you have the full sized bars.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
You're not the only ones, which sucks. I really wish
we were the only ones. Yeah, really set us apart.
You're not special, not special at all. But it wasn't
about other people. It really was just about like accomplishing
a goal.

Speaker 3 (54:23):
Yeah, it's fun.

Speaker 1 (54:25):
Nintendo switches or something shit, yeah game.

Speaker 4 (54:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:29):
The box for the crusty bars is like twenty six bucks.

Speaker 1 (54:32):
Twenty six bucks all right, so less than the dollar
a bar, you guys, and you could be the full
size candy bar house. I did send a picture to
Greg and other few people on the show yesterday, because
I always get told that I'm a liar, and then
I must have some kind of magic grocery store street
continues every time we have some kind of story about,
oh there's a baby formula shortage, or you know, Greg

(54:54):
can't find ground poor carrots at his groceries or carrots
at the grocery store. Ep this was recently talking about
that ghost energy energy drink that he loves so much,
the Welchers Welchers, as he calls it, the Welchers scrape. Yeah,
am I saying it on? It's Welches, wel Weluches. Who
knew Welchers And so anyway, it caught my eye turned

(55:16):
the corner and right there on like this end cap
or they keep all the uh you know, kind of
grabb and go drinks. I saw all these ghosts and
I was like, whoa wait a minute. Look they had
like four rows, dumb we four rows of Welchers. I
was liked, look at just another example about how my
grocery sword never seems to have a problem.

Speaker 5 (55:35):
I figured it out why your yours is always stocked,
because you're like you live on the edge of a
big freight root.

Speaker 3 (55:47):
So you must be the first of the first.

Speaker 4 (55:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (55:50):
Fascinating, Yeah, because I'm like, this is not possible because
Greg and I are like always had stores and there's
always shortages on everything. But you live right on the
edge of a freight root and there's nothing doing that.

Speaker 1 (56:00):
Yeah you do, you do? Yeah, so you must get like,
I have no idea.

Speaker 3 (56:06):
Yeah, I've never known.

Speaker 1 (56:07):
But it's like it's not like it's it's not like
it's just done tuesdays or whatever.

Speaker 3 (56:11):
The ship are.

Speaker 1 (56:12):
Everyone's hitting you first, I know. But you would think
there would be like a run because you know you
got to go to the store. It's on the freight route. Yeah,
they're so lucky to be where you are.

Speaker 3 (56:25):
How do you know that?

Speaker 1 (56:25):
Man, It's called researching, Craig, you should look into It's
called research. It's just called welches, not welchers, so welches.
It's called welches. Maybe it's the bursting bears in my
childhood bears.

Speaker 3 (56:39):
Is it like Megan's List or Megan's Law where you
can go on a website and find out where the
roots are? Where's the enter in your address?

Speaker 1 (56:52):
You're talking about that or at Sea World San Antonio.

Speaker 10 (56:57):
Rule.

Speaker 1 (56:57):
Yeah, I took a dump right trying the crowd and
then splashed all the pooh water on the crowd. The
one person saying it's smelled awful. People were gagging, and
there's a there's a ton of video. Yeah, type in
Orca poop sea World and and you'll see it there.

(57:17):
I'm surprised it doesn't happen more often. Yeah, And I
thought about Greg when I saw this. A little follow up,
have you heard of the poop rule for decluttering the poop?
Because I know you like things tidy and I believe
needt and organized.

Speaker 3 (57:31):
Is this if picture something that had poop on it,
would you wash it or throw it away?

Speaker 12 (57:37):
Yes?

Speaker 1 (57:38):
Wait?

Speaker 5 (57:38):
What?

Speaker 1 (57:38):
Yeah? You definitely need this, Gina? What is this? All right?
So when you're trying to declutter and one of those
people like, oh, I don't know, maybe I'll use it,
Maybe I'll The technique is very very simple, Like just
Greg mentioned, like pick something up in your hands that
you're like going through, like a cabinet or a closet
or whatever. The old bug. Yeah, and you have something

(57:58):
in your hands, you pretend that there's poop on it.
You try to really visualize the feces, and then you
ask yourself, if there really was poop on this, would
I wash it? Or would I throw it away? That's
really If it's something you'd wash, then you keep it.
If something you wouldn't, then you throw it out or
you know, donate it or whatever, since you know it's
not really covered in poop.

Speaker 3 (58:19):
No, but you'd picture it.

Speaker 2 (58:20):
This is much more practical, does it spark joy?

Speaker 1 (58:23):
Yes, it's better.

Speaker 5 (58:23):
From Marie Condo, who I heard doesn't even like organize
things anymore, she's over it allegedly.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
Yeah, but this is better. If it had poop on it,
would I wash it? Would I throw it away? That's great?

Speaker 3 (58:34):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (58:35):
Yeah, I thought it was interesting the poop roll. Everything
would be gone.

Speaker 3 (58:38):
I know, you get rid of everything. Yeah, it's tough
to do that with clothes though, Like it's weird. Then
when you get emotionally attached to like a T shirt,
and then you ask yourself, why am I you do
a T shirt? Kind of Yeah, well, if.

Speaker 1 (58:52):
It's anything like radio station shirt or those concerts, the
radio station ones I've kept, I've kept like one or
two from every station that I've been at. And the
idea is that someday I'll do something with them. Like
my wife had this thing about, oh maybe we'll make
like a blanket. Yeah, use decades someday when I'm retired

(59:14):
and I'm sitting on my couch and I'm like vegging
out watching you know, sports, my entire career right there,
covering me up.

Speaker 3 (59:24):
So many scenarios in your head when you're decluttering, you know,
like I can't get rid of these crappy old shoes.
What if I paint the house someday and I want
to wear old shoes? When do I paint the house.

Speaker 1 (59:33):
I'm great at decluttering when I get around to decluttering,
but stuff will kind of you know, and things will
we put away. They'll have a place, like they're not
just piled up everywhere. But I do need to like
get into the closet and go through it and get
rid of stuff.

Speaker 2 (59:49):
How often do you do that?

Speaker 1 (59:51):
Maybe once twice a year.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
Yeah that's good.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
I can't but but it's never the entire house is
I'll be Okay, well, we're going to declutter this now.
My wife did that with the cabinets. We had a
couple of cabinets like in the house that we're out
of control and so she went through there and she's
great to get rid of stuff. She gets fort of stuff.
She's so good at she gets sort of stuff we need.
Yeah yeah, yeah, just another excuse to go back on Amazon.

Speaker 8 (01:00:16):
I know, I like a week before my period, I
will go crazy cleaning. Yeah, that's how I know I'm
getting my period. Like all of a sudden, this stuff
looks like yeah, that's it.

Speaker 2 (01:00:25):
Really, Yeah, that's a thing.

Speaker 8 (01:00:27):
That's the thing, because it's I hate this phrase. I
think it's so gross, but it's the nesting thing.

Speaker 2 (01:00:33):
But yeah, I hate it. I don't know why. I
just really don't like it.

Speaker 8 (01:00:36):
But like your your brain thinks like, oh, you're ovulating,
you must prepare your home for a baby which isn't coming.
So instead I just do the laundry.

Speaker 1 (01:00:47):
Cool.

Speaker 2 (01:00:48):
Yeah, it's weird.

Speaker 5 (01:00:50):
Do another donation because like just this past week, I
got four T shirts. Yeah I stopped taking T shirts. Yeah,
people get offered shirts? Did we get offer T shirts
all the time? And I've just had to learn to
say no because I know it's gonna happen. They're gonna end,
and sometimes it's our own T shirt.

Speaker 1 (01:01:06):
Menace gave me these hold on, Yeah, two weeks ago.

Speaker 5 (01:01:09):
What is that?

Speaker 1 (01:01:10):
Yeah, we we have some new Woodies Show shirts and
on the on the front of them that says diet
starts Yeah, yeah, okay, rules, yeah and whatever it. And
since he handled it to me, I took them from him.
I go, oh cool, thanks man, And I put him
down on this ledge over here. Yeah yeah, behind me,
and they've been sitting there for two effing weeks.

Speaker 2 (01:01:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
And that's your merch. Yeah, it's our own stuff. Will
that make it to my house? Probably not. I'll look
to see if it's my wife's size. If it's her size,
then then I'll I'll give it to her.

Speaker 3 (01:01:40):
It could be a night shirt.

Speaker 1 (01:01:42):
Eight seven seven forty four. Woody hit us up with
the text over to two to nine eight seven, will
be right back next on the Woody Show. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:01:50):
I can't predict the future, but maybe it'll be something like, yeah,
the Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
Back in the bed and we are in two another
new hour in sensitivity training, free politically correct World. It
is Monday morning. It's October the twenty first, twenty twenty four.

(01:02:20):
My name is Woody. That is Greg Gory. We've got
Gina grand Here we go we got menisky boarding man,
there's sea bats. We've got Sammy phones are open eight
seven seven forty four. Woody text us over to two
to nine, eight seventh. It is Halloween season, Breake's favorite.

Speaker 3 (01:02:42):
I love it, oh way, I really don't.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
Is it your least favorite holiday week?

Speaker 3 (01:02:47):
So I used to love it as a kid.

Speaker 1 (01:02:51):
So you think it's like you think it's tackier than
Eastern decorations. This is strictly aesthetics. This is like the decorations,
got it pretty much put up.

Speaker 3 (01:03:00):
That, Greg, just especially those fake spider webs.

Speaker 4 (01:03:03):
Yeah, people are gonna say, Greg, you're just mad because
it's bugs and insects.

Speaker 1 (01:03:07):
Well, there's true aspect of it. I suppose on Bats
not a fan, but it is just clutter.

Speaker 4 (01:03:14):
It is like at least with Christmas and even Thanksgiving
it can be done well.

Speaker 3 (01:03:19):
Right, agreed, it's just cracks.

Speaker 1 (01:03:22):
It's just too much.

Speaker 3 (01:03:23):
Yeah, and it's just not visually pleasing.

Speaker 4 (01:03:27):
It can be, yeah, but I don't hate that argument.
In general, it can be, but ninety nine percent of
the time it's not. Well.

Speaker 8 (01:03:36):
Also, it doesn't help that the colors of Halloween are
like orange, neon, green and purple.

Speaker 2 (01:03:42):
You know, it's not it's not great.

Speaker 3 (01:03:44):
Yeah, it's really not.

Speaker 1 (01:03:45):
Ninety four percent of people plan to celebrate Halloween this year. Now,
a lot of people are not waiting. No, you know,
they started. I mean, my son would love to decorate
even earlier, but I think this year has been the
earliest INtime. I've set the rule in our house October first.
Now I get a little screwed this year because of

(01:04:07):
the rule in the house about the Christmas decorations. Because
Thanksgiving is late this year. Yeah, and so my wife argues, well,
that just cuts a whole week out of being able
to enjoy Christmas stuff. So I might relent and allow
it a week before Thanksgiving?

Speaker 8 (01:04:26):
Did you?

Speaker 4 (01:04:27):
Did you not tell?

Speaker 1 (01:04:28):
Sometimes it's earlier, sometimes it's later. That's how things go.
It's how things go.

Speaker 8 (01:04:31):
But do it.

Speaker 1 (01:04:33):
But no, we are going to be uh, we're going
to be out on a cruise over Christmas.

Speaker 5 (01:04:40):
Eve.

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
What are you, dude? You're getting stepped all over.

Speaker 5 (01:04:46):
You're pushing out, man, it makes sense.

Speaker 1 (01:04:49):
Crucorated. Make an argument, make please make an argument. Let
me hear you.

Speaker 5 (01:04:55):
Well, we know the rule. Christmas starts after things give dinner. Yeah,
that's when Christmas starts in our house.

Speaker 1 (01:05:02):
I tell my my wife and kids they are allowed
to start putting up the hall, the halloweing, the Christmas
stuff once Santa's fat ass has made his way down
the Thanksgiving preyde Thanksgiving Day, prayd Once that happens, that
that ushers in Christmas, the Christmas season.

Speaker 3 (01:05:18):
But then this year, let's just throw that in the garbage.

Speaker 1 (01:05:21):
Okay, so you guys think I'm being ridiculous.

Speaker 4 (01:05:23):
Yes, you're being very and again classic what his wife argument? Hey,
you know this thing, you're paying thousands of dollars for
us to do well. Uh, that also makes me my
time of the other thing, I'm spending money.

Speaker 1 (01:05:36):
On your money on.

Speaker 6 (01:05:38):
No, she already has all the decorations.

Speaker 1 (01:05:40):
The cruise was the cruise is my advance of Christmas
is the cruise. It's over the week of it's it's
over actual Christmas, Christmas Day. We're on the cruise.

Speaker 2 (01:05:51):
They're missing two weeks of doer.

Speaker 5 (01:05:53):
But they're not mixing because the whole cruise will be
decorated guaranteed.

Speaker 7 (01:05:58):
Okay, but you wait all year for you your own
Christmas decorations that you have spent years collecting.

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
Anyone enjoy them in the house. They've been boxed up
all year.

Speaker 6 (01:06:07):
You've been waiting to see them. They'll still be set
up in the house, right, but you're losing time with them.

Speaker 1 (01:06:12):
So just put on my so you can sit there.
And so.

Speaker 2 (01:06:16):
Is that what you do Christmas? I didn't realize.

Speaker 1 (01:06:19):
Wait, hold on, let me ask a questions. So okay,
let's say I hold firm yea on waiting till actual
Thanksgiving day before the Christmas stuff is allowed as it
should be.

Speaker 10 (01:06:31):
Yea.

Speaker 1 (01:06:31):
Do I allow to stay up a week later?

Speaker 4 (01:06:34):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:06:35):
When does it usually come down?

Speaker 1 (01:06:36):
You see, that's kind of a gray area. We don't
have like a specific Usually my wife is ready for
it to be done, like after New Year's like, so
like New Year's Day, but whatever whatever that following weekend
is typically so the New Year's Day's on, fine, on,
Like say it's a Tuesday, She'll give it till that Saturday,
and everything comes down on this talking Valentine's Day or
MENA says that your Christmas stuff comes down in the

(01:06:57):
twenty six Yeah, the day after Christmas.

Speaker 5 (01:07:00):
You know, you got to get ready for the new
year exactly, Yeah, because there is New Year decore.

Speaker 1 (01:07:08):
I don't know anybody's got New Year's not one thing.

Speaker 5 (01:07:12):
Also, prepare for the new year. Christmas is over, guys, But.

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
On New Year's Eve, I think Christmas tree is festive.

Speaker 4 (01:07:20):
Very I'm surprised as hell, I'm surprised at you, Greg.
And the person who will not who gets home and
that bag is getting unpacked and put away immediately. Christmas
decorations like four days later are depressing.

Speaker 2 (01:07:32):
Because what Greg is saying is it's still part of
the same season.

Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
Right for New Year's Eve, which is what days Yeah,
seven days later, a week later, big deal, Greig.

Speaker 4 (01:07:40):
How about this about about you undecorate the tree, but
keep the festivity of the tree.

Speaker 1 (01:07:45):
The tree, but the tree make it a tree? That's yeah,
that's a wreath. Awkward, No, because the wreath has something.

Speaker 4 (01:07:52):
Because what his wife and her she because again this
is this is how they do it. What this is
how you end up paying fifteen different taxes because the
government says, oh, just.

Speaker 1 (01:08:03):
A little bit here, a little bit there, okay, go ahead. Uh.
And so she said, well, you know, I won't be.

Speaker 4 (01:08:08):
Able to see my decorations for that extra week that
we're on this again. Giant exactly, Greg. And if she's
gonna forget what the decorations looking.

Speaker 7 (01:08:17):
I have another point I would like to make, which
is that during Christmas time, during the season, you have
a lot of Christmas movies.

Speaker 2 (01:08:24):
To get through and watch.

Speaker 6 (01:08:26):
She'll be not hoping, no, because she'll be busy on
the cruise doing things. So that's gonna eat into her
movie watching time.

Speaker 7 (01:08:31):
So she's gonna have to watch them all early before
the christ and she needs her Christmas decorations during her
Christmas movie watching time.

Speaker 1 (01:08:38):
No, that's yes, that's not how she operates. She's not
like you are with all those crazy holiday movies. The
only argument that matters Christmas movie she does. But she
likes the staples, like the Christmas Story naturally, things like
that one. No, see none of that Hallmark stuff. He's
not down with anything.

Speaker 3 (01:08:55):
The only argument that matters is that you're taking shine
away from the ruliest holiday of life, which is Thanksgiving. No,
no decorating.

Speaker 1 (01:09:05):
Somebody in the text saying Christmas decorations go up November first.
I have been agreed. I have been a party to
this argument, and it was not just my wife, it
was a number of these other hens. That's the problem.
Who are you know? They all want the same thing
they want, and this is very important. Like Christmas is
my wife's holiday, that's her favorite. Sure, she thinks about

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it all year. She does the thing where the Hallmark
ornaments come out, like whatever, that is July, whatever, Christmas
in July, whenever they first Christmas there was a drop date.
Oh yeah, wherever they roll them out. Whenever we go somewhere,
we had a vacation, whatever, trips like, she has to
get an ornament from that place throughout the year. I

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agree on that, So I'm considering allowing it. I get
it a week a week.

Speaker 2 (01:09:55):
Earlier, allow joy, I think you should. I mean, this
is not hurting anyone.

Speaker 1 (01:09:59):
This is like, it's not the argument.

Speaker 2 (01:10:01):
Have you ever decorated for a holiday?

Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
My mom used to be you at your house for
whom that's okay.

Speaker 2 (01:10:08):
So that's what I'm saying. His point. Take his point
with no, no, no, not decorating anyone, No no, no, no.

Speaker 4 (01:10:14):
I've bet I've been in a house. I've been part
of the decoration that my mom used to have. We
used to have our own because she wasn't gonna do it,
even though she's a big Christmas person. Each kid had
to take care of their own putting up their own stuff.
I understand the concept. I understand the joy. It's not
hurting anyone. Argument is stupid because Greg, if if you're
if you're neighbor put their Christmas decorations up outside year round,
it's not hurting anybody.

Speaker 1 (01:10:34):
Why you're so angry.

Speaker 2 (01:10:35):
That is hurting people. That's an h a problem.

Speaker 1 (01:10:39):
That's really kind of like messing up the neighborhood. This
is messing up with his neighborhood. See here's the thing time,
the real question, the real question is what are you
using the word allowed? Well, yeah, because when it comes
to stuff like that, things that we do with the house,
if one of us is not on board, it doesn't happen.
It could be something I really want to do and
she says no, it's not allowed. Yeah, yeah, we both

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have to be an agreement on it. So just because
she wants she can put up stuff in September if
I was cool with it, but I'm not, that's so
it's not allowed.

Speaker 3 (01:11:08):
Well, every year he also means from people saying, oh,
we should just move Halloween to the nearest Saturday because
it's easier for the kid. Okay, you know what Halloween's
on October thirty. First, the end, the end.

Speaker 1 (01:11:18):
Yeah, like that's what it is.

Speaker 3 (01:11:19):
If it's on a Tuesday, Oh well, then you're gonna
go tricker treating on the.

Speaker 1 (01:11:23):
Biggest argument I've heard it's like, you know, don't be
a pussy, which that really kind of resonates with me.

Speaker 8 (01:11:26):
True, that's what That's what me and so I will
talk about. Choosing your battles. Is this really the hill
to die on?

Speaker 4 (01:11:33):
This is this is how, this is how these wives
take over your life and suddenly, what do you're like
that dope friend who is yeah, exactly, fling.

Speaker 2 (01:11:43):
Up Garland three days early, walking over.

Speaker 1 (01:11:46):
She's gonna stop shaving her bush.

Speaker 5 (01:11:47):
That's right, give them an inch, they take a mile exactly.

Speaker 2 (01:11:53):
I think be more of a personal interpersonal problem.

Speaker 1 (01:11:56):
This has to do with the specialness of the holidays.

Speaker 3 (01:11:59):
Your pimpan strong, exactly right. What if everybody in the
world had a Rolls Royce, would Rolls Royce be special?

Speaker 10 (01:12:07):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:12:09):
Man, do you keep your pimpan strong?

Speaker 4 (01:12:12):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:12:12):
Okay, I mean I'm just asking where does it matter?

Speaker 3 (01:12:14):
What does it?

Speaker 1 (01:12:15):
What matters to me? What is nothing?

Speaker 5 (01:12:18):
Nothing really matters?

Speaker 3 (01:12:20):
Who cares?

Speaker 1 (01:12:21):
Yeah? No, I mean I would judge it, but apparently
I'm not helping you put it up. But the guy
I don't either. I don't have to put it up.
My job is to take all this stuff out. The
guy who birthday month is taking down Christmas the day
after is because I'm preparing for New Year's What does
that mean?

Speaker 3 (01:12:36):
What do you prepare for years?

Speaker 1 (01:12:38):
Because? Uh, mentally, uh, physically, I have to write down
my resolutions, my resolutions. I got to set up my
vision board. Yeah, like the holiday is over, it's manifesting.

Speaker 8 (01:12:50):
Yeah, yeah, you have a you kind of have to
null and void a person's point who has a birthday month?

Speaker 5 (01:12:57):
Why that was actually because you know, it's dumbassa day
because the birthday month, at the end of the month,
it's over, it's done.

Speaker 1 (01:13:08):
But early day is right in it birthday for equitting
the two things. Right, So let's say, all things equal,
your birthday is a special day for you. Christmas is
a special day for you know, my wife and all
these other people. Right. So there's a lead up to it, right,
there's a there's a birthday season, there's a holiday season. Okay,

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so you have actual Christmas and your argument is it's
over the day after for your birthday month, though you are,
so your birthdays in the twenty eighth October has thirty
one days, you're saying, at least go till the end
of that month. So in that particular, you would say
for Christmas it gets to go until New Year's. New
Year's Day, the first January, that's the end of the

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end of December has a hard day out.

Speaker 5 (01:13:54):
Birthday a month.

Speaker 2 (01:13:57):
You're saying you can't the joy.

Speaker 5 (01:14:01):
Look, you're trying to find excuses to retract your pimp.

Speaker 1 (01:14:06):
What you're allowing them to do. Yeah, you're allowing them
to deflect the argument. You're allowing or making argument. I
told you I was willing to hear out everybody's take
on it, and maybe I would reconsider my position. It
sounds like Menace is just being very stubborn, because I
think that's a really good comparison. Yeah, I mean, Greg
brought up about the birthday month. Please, here's the difference.

(01:14:26):
Here's a major difference. I got me to shut down discussing. Yeah,
Menas's birthday month only affects Menace. He doesn't. He's not
sitting here lording it over the like. He doesn't decorate
the office.

Speaker 2 (01:14:39):
That he wears segments building you know what.

Speaker 4 (01:14:42):
You know, he could stop that if he had a
strong pimpan woods he Yeah, it's.

Speaker 1 (01:14:47):
Been brought up, and I got overruled because I'm a
man of the people's.

Speaker 5 (01:14:51):
Yeah, because it benefits a lot of people.

Speaker 4 (01:14:53):
And that's the other thing too, is it? Menace brings
like fresh news stuff every year. Your wife like, oh,
neats the Hallmark corners from twenty.

Speaker 2 (01:15:00):
But this benefit, I mean, this is just their family.

Speaker 1 (01:15:02):
Look, Gina, you're new. Yeah, it could be anything that
has to do with my wife or what she's into
or whatever, and Sea Beast will find a way to
crap on it. He is in some way really weirdly.

Speaker 3 (01:15:14):
Like fixt.

Speaker 2 (01:15:19):
Strange because she is so cool.

Speaker 1 (01:15:21):
I don't know what he's making the wrong arguments. She
and I personally get along just fine.

Speaker 4 (01:15:26):
I just am observing that she can find any and
all excuses to waste what he's money at the drop
of anything. And I'm and when I see it happening.

Speaker 6 (01:15:36):
With decorations, she already has.

Speaker 1 (01:15:39):
No she's not buying more. Oh are you kidding me?
This is all tears old liar. Let's uh, let's let's
let's focus on what we have before us, which is Halloween. Yes, okay,
Halloween's coming up. Greg Gory not a fan, as we
established us where this whole thing started. Not a fan
of Halloween. And so Greg Gory in his all wise wisdom, oh,

(01:16:00):
is going to run down Greg goryes Halloween does and
don'ts o boy. So get your pen and paper handy, everybody,
because we about to learn Halloween's canceled. No, it's not canceled.
There's a right. What Greg is just trying to do
is set up a little bit of boundaries, a little
bit of parameters. Yeah, exactly, what is today's word of

(01:16:24):
the day, idio secrecy.

Speaker 5 (01:16:29):
In a sentence, his idio secrecies are our multitudes.

Speaker 1 (01:16:36):
Multinate multi the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:16:43):
All right, welcome back.

Speaker 1 (01:16:44):
Everybody had a let's call it a spirited because Halloween.
We're talking about Halloween, and it's Greg's least favorite holiday. Now,
we got to the whole conversation about when is appropriate
to you know, start decorating, you know, for different holidays,

(01:17:05):
and you know, some for the Halloween men, they have
to put that stuff out super early.

Speaker 3 (01:17:09):
The earliest. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:17:11):
Yeah, Anyway, I then got into a debate about Christmas.
My wife would liked to put up the Christmas decorations
a week earlier because Thanksgiving is late this year, to
which Sea Bass and Menace said no, no, no, and
they made this big stink about it. Uh five six
two texting over Sea Bass and Menace are so tiresome.
Menace is all about just let them have fun and
then proceeds to crap on anyone else who is just

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having fun enjoying their Christmas lights a little longer. Well,
it's another good point along to birthday month.

Speaker 5 (01:17:37):
Here, well here, here's the thing is because Sea Bass
and I actually care about Christmas and don't want to
cheapen it.

Speaker 1 (01:17:43):
And here's the thing. You can't you can't complain.

Speaker 11 (01:17:45):
Oh man, what's It's the middle of October or September
and I'm seeing Christmas decorations. That happens because there's an
app there's an appetite for it because of what you allow,
and Woody's household and other households around the country. They
wouldn't be putting out the decorations earlier if there weren't
people decorating earlier, if there weren't people buying earlier.

Speaker 1 (01:18:05):
That's exactly, not yes, oh.

Speaker 2 (01:18:08):
Wait, she agrees with himself that shouldn't be.

Speaker 1 (01:18:13):
That should be Oh yeah, thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:18:17):
It does it though exactly, because are both right.

Speaker 1 (01:18:19):
That's the point.

Speaker 5 (01:18:20):
Holiday is.

Speaker 8 (01:18:22):
Only using the slippery slope argument because what Wood's wife
wants to do is not part of that.

Speaker 2 (01:18:27):
She's not going extreme. She's asking for a few days.

Speaker 1 (01:18:31):
That's how it's what I'm saying, Okay, because it applies
number one, because it's later Thanksgivings later this year, and
then number two for an entire week the week of Christmas.
We're going to be on a cruise, right right, not
gonna be at our house. It's not gonna be a
communist cruise with no Christmas. She wants she wants our stuff.
She wants that, you know. Yeah, it brings up. You

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got to make sure it enjoys that.

Speaker 5 (01:18:53):
Yeah, you got to make sure you bring a reef.

Speaker 1 (01:18:56):
A reef cruise.

Speaker 4 (01:19:00):
There's there's cruise reefs, there's that's that is the move
thee Yeah, that's the move. Wouldsy is you tell your wife, Okay,
I get it. You're gonna forget about what your ornaments
look like, so bring some and have a little.

Speaker 1 (01:19:11):
Reathree I'm sure you do.

Speaker 5 (01:19:14):
I've done it. I've taken Christmas cruises a bunch of times.

Speaker 1 (01:19:17):
Yeah, we've never been and done anything like this for
uh a Halloween or not Halloween, but like a Thanksgiving
or Christmas. Oh, it's the best. Yeah, it's gonna be cool.
You've been talking about it for years. I agree. See,
we're joining fun no fun. Well, Greg does not like
Halloween for the most part because it's just so tacky
and everything else and so Greg, if you're interested, has

(01:19:40):
a list of his Halloween dues and don'ts Well. I
think just overall the number one do is Halloween is
supposed to be scary. Yes, the I mean that could
be the end of the argument. Is supposed to be scary.
What's not scary are things like slutty nerves.

Speaker 3 (01:19:58):
Okay, you know, be a dead.

Speaker 6 (01:20:00):
Slutty some of these old broads are pretty scary.

Speaker 3 (01:20:03):
Dead sluttiness right to be a dead slutty nurse, or
if you're gonna do slutty pizza, for example, it's scary
if you're not slutty or not hot and you're trying
to look slutty. That's exactly that could be scary.

Speaker 1 (01:20:14):
People that dress their daughters up, and I know they
make their own decisions when it comes to their costume.
Princesses that's not scary, video game characters, that's not scary,
you know, Mickey Mouse ears, that's not scary. Wearing a
sports jersey A not a costume, B not scary unless
you're o J. It's just not scary. This is the

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mean girl's argument, Greg, say, can you describe Greg.

Speaker 6 (01:20:40):
What happens, which is just dressing slutty for Halloween is
the whole purpose.

Speaker 1 (01:20:43):
And then Lindsay Lohans she doesn't know she went scary.

Speaker 7 (01:20:47):
She goes, haven't seen she ex wife, and so she's
in a wedding dress with her face Ally, yeah, and
uh it's pretty embarrassing.

Speaker 3 (01:20:58):
Yeah, it's just supposed to be ghost, vampire, zombie, scary stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:21:03):
I will point this out though, Greg, you are kind
of anti Halloween, but you do love a good haunted house.

Speaker 1 (01:21:08):
A.

Speaker 3 (01:21:11):
Scary movie. Yeah, because they're supposed to be scary. Yes,
And that's kind of the point when it comes to decorating.
I mean, the whole thing to me is a don't.

Speaker 1 (01:21:23):
It's all bad, it's all ugly, it's all tacky.

Speaker 8 (01:21:28):
I support none of it, so you have no room
in your heart for camp for cay, like can't be
cat not so much.

Speaker 4 (01:21:38):
A lot of that exact, Yeah, no, a lot of that.
I don't think most people see the camp or the kitsch.
I think they think it's good.

Speaker 3 (01:21:44):
I guess. So, Like, if you're going to be like
wood his son, at least he does it right where
he does it scary and not cute. Right, it's not
cute exactly like Halloween shouldn't be cute.

Speaker 2 (01:21:54):
It's not cutesy.

Speaker 3 (01:21:55):
It's not cutesy, and it's been made too cutesy. So
avoid those stupid, ugly fake webt Hey, let's decorate the
neighborhood by making it look worse than it already.

Speaker 1 (01:22:07):
How about the people that put out like the little
smiling witches. Yeah, oh yeah, it's like it's like a
witch on a broomstick and she's got a big smile. Yeah,
the friendly Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:22:17):
Right, if you're carving a pumpkin, make it scary not cute. Yeah,
that's the whole point. Just keep it simple, I would say, pumpkins.
And you know, I'm a fan of a wreath. Just
give me a wreath and that's about it. That's really
all you need if you want to be festive about it.
String lights, by the way, don't.

Speaker 1 (01:22:37):
Count, right because you have those anyway.

Speaker 3 (01:22:39):
You're going to have those anyway.

Speaker 8 (01:22:41):
So you like kind of a throwback old timey like
a jack a lantern and keep it something.

Speaker 3 (01:22:46):
And maybe something on the front door.

Speaker 6 (01:22:48):
And that's it, like a little bit more fall than Halloween,
like harvesty.

Speaker 1 (01:22:51):
Yeah. Like the one thing that my son's looking to
get a hold of and I don't know where to
even get one. It's like a bail of straw. He's
looking to get a bail of straw for his for
his setup. You would think, you would think, but I
have not had really any luck so far finding this
male of straw down the street like a feed store.

Speaker 2 (01:23:10):
Yeah, you have to buy someone else's pumpkin.

Speaker 3 (01:23:12):
Patch maybe, Yeah, go to the pumpkin patch.

Speaker 5 (01:23:15):
Yeah, try to supply warehouse places, right, all kinds of places,
you know, stuff like that the straw place.

Speaker 1 (01:23:22):
Now, Greg, I do have a question.

Speaker 5 (01:23:23):
Did you see the report that Corny Kardashian had skeletons
in our front yard that were in sexual positions?

Speaker 1 (01:23:31):
Do you support that?

Speaker 3 (01:23:35):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:23:35):
Are you all in her? All out? That's pretty classy.
I mean, if you're gonna have skeletons, they might as
well be amusing, right, Yeah, it's all support that, okay, Okay, does.

Speaker 2 (01:23:46):
It depend what you find scary? Like what if somebody
had like a full on butterfly display in the front yard?

Speaker 3 (01:23:51):
Oh good, that would be frightening.

Speaker 2 (01:23:53):
Okay, So it just kind of depends on the beholder too.

Speaker 8 (01:23:57):
But you like that throwback like on the floor twinkly lights,
Jack o'lannard. You don't like inflatables, I'm assuming no, Okay,
that's not appropriate.

Speaker 1 (01:24:06):
For any any holiday.

Speaker 3 (01:24:07):
No, because when they're not turned on, it looks like
you have a bunch of dead inflatable it does.

Speaker 1 (01:24:11):
Even when they are turned on, it's not great. Three
two three. Ask you the question, Greg, who says Halloween
has to be scary? That's the whole point of the holloway, right, it.

Speaker 3 (01:24:19):
Was founded to found it. Whatever the word is it's
supposed to be associated with. And I wiki this the
macab and the supernatural. Yeah, okay, it's not really an opinion.
It's supposed to be scary.

Speaker 1 (01:24:33):
So do you feel that way about Christmas? The macob,
the supernatural? No, they're like, you know, like all the
stuff that you love about Christmas is not what Christmas
is about at all.

Speaker 6 (01:24:41):
Right, Yeah, we've made you have a Nativity scene.

Speaker 1 (01:24:43):
Well we made I sure do not. Halloween can be
argued the same way it's become.

Speaker 3 (01:24:47):
You know, it can be whatever you want.

Speaker 1 (01:24:49):
I'm just sharing what I I'm sorry, what's the what
does Greg Christmas like that? The origins aren't about.

Speaker 4 (01:24:55):
Shout out jesuslas, he doesn't make it religious?

Speaker 1 (01:25:00):
No?

Speaker 3 (01:25:00):
What am I? Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:25:01):
I didn't get that point.

Speaker 7 (01:25:02):
Yeah, that it would be religious. I mean, technically Christmas
isn't Santa clause. It's about Jesus. You would have a
Nativity scene.

Speaker 1 (01:25:08):
All the other stuff that Greg likes about Christmas, for example,
has nothing to do with the real, true meaning of Christmas.
So the real truth.

Speaker 4 (01:25:14):
But you can go back a step further and say
that the Christians stole it from the Pagans. So yes,
what Greg does like about Christmas, family togetherness, beginning of
a new the end of the winter, beginning of a
new year, is what it's about.

Speaker 1 (01:25:30):
He is the reason for the season, my friend. Now
they stole that, That's what the bumper sticker says.

Speaker 7 (01:25:33):
Anyway, things evolve over time, I think is the point
that originally it was just exmis and then you know,
once Jesus came around, then it became Christmas.

Speaker 2 (01:25:41):
Yeah, I thought Jesus was born in the summer.

Speaker 1 (01:25:44):
Is that what you're saying, right? It's that's that's well documented.
It's not to be argued, thank you, Okay.

Speaker 3 (01:25:48):
I mean the dates always better.

Speaker 1 (01:25:50):
Uh yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:25:51):
My number one argument every year, and I think you
guys disagree. Is a trick or treating don't okay? Is
when you have a baby, an infant, and you put
it in a stroller, you put on some cutesy little costume,
and then you go trick or treating. You cannot possibly
look more thirsty and desperate. Yeah, skimmers for a freaking

(01:26:12):
attention for your baby and free candy for yourself. The
baby doesn't know it's Halloween. The baby's not gonna eat
the candy. The people don't care about your baby. Don't
bring babies trick or treating. It's embarrass I hate your baby.
And if you're a teenager, you're kind of teetering on
being too old to go trick or treating. But if
you are going to make the decision to go, at
least put some effort into a costume. Bring a hoodie on, yes, with.

Speaker 2 (01:26:36):
A pillowcase for candy and a mask.

Speaker 3 (01:26:38):
At least do that. And if you're hosting a party
while the kids are trick or treating, it's not Saint
Patrick's Day, it's not New Year's Eve. Don't go crazy
with it. Make some sort of one pot meal. Yeah
it's it's not It doesn't have to be difficult. And
have a scary movie on in the background. But again
in the background, don't make that the corner stone of
the night. Hey, we're all gonna sit down and be
quiet and watch the scary movie. I agree this time

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for parents to have some alcohol to socialize. Scary movie
in the background. Kids are out, hopefully dressed scary and
keep it simple.

Speaker 1 (01:27:08):
All right, Well there's your Greg Gory's list of Halloween
do somedings. Thank you, Greg. Bench Woody, Now we really
know how it's done. Yeah, sure, all right, more Woody
shows next, hang out more Next, maybe the Woody Show
party at Marongo. Yes, Now that's a week from this Friday.
That's on November the first. Uh huh, so that is

(01:27:30):
happening eight to eleven pm Friday, November first, The Marongo
Rome from Sublime with Rome, he's gonna be performing there.
We're gonna have a bunch of New Woody show merch.
Now it's possible that that could be Game six if
it goes that far, and we're already working on solutions
for that. I mean, I don't see why they have
all the sports bars and everything all throughout Morongo. I

(01:27:50):
don't see why we couldn't have like a big projection party. Yeah,
well just like a big you know, like a screen
of yeah, the broadcast issues. But I see what you're saying. Well,
I mean, if it's a Maraga who already carries they
have the sports barer.

Speaker 4 (01:28:03):
And we'll probably have Game seven tickets to give away
too at that point too, right, Oh yeah, confetti and
let you.

Speaker 1 (01:28:12):
I mean a five seventy. I told them like last week,
I'm like, you know, they're like, oh, if you want
to buy tickets to give away, I'm like, buy tickets. Dog,
We've been, we've been, We've been plugging your stuff all
season long. Yeah, this is a one way street. Yeah,
just like everything else around here. Like, oh, well you know,
and I'm like, well, you know, well, you know, every

(01:28:32):
time we're doing these plugs all the time. Thanks for
nothing right anyway. So there's a lot going on, a
lot of cool stuff happening here at the Woody Show
party with Woody dot Com for all the info.

Speaker 3 (01:28:41):
This is the show, no crap.

Speaker 1 (01:28:47):
See. I called my local uh home depot and they
did not have bales of straw. Oh no, yeah, because
that was one of the places because I saw they
had it like in other areas, but it was in
my area. I've never seen dales any hard worse you display. Yeah,

(01:29:08):
and a lot of people are trying to help, Thank you,
And my son's trying to get that one little last
piece for his big Halloween to play. Now, Greg, I'm
glad my son is probably already at school now and
he can't hear you ripping on people who are decorating
for Halloween. Because he likes you a lot. He thinks
you're actually a really cool guy.

Speaker 2 (01:29:24):
I think that would end that it would probably you
would approve of his Is it scary?

Speaker 3 (01:29:27):
And yeah, I've seen photos it's very well done.

Speaker 1 (01:29:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:29:31):
He thinks you're swell.

Speaker 1 (01:29:32):
Yeah, you think he thinks you're pretty pretty swell.

Speaker 3 (01:29:35):
He's a swell kid.

Speaker 1 (01:29:36):
Yeah, So ninety four percent of people plan to celebrate Halloween,
uh again, not waiting in to October thirty first to
more than half have already decorated, and already more than
half have started eating the Halloween treats. Like he went
out and you bought that bag of candy to give away.
That's the thing, man, But here there's a there's a
sweet spot pun intended because if you buy the bag early,

(01:30:00):
you'll have all the selection and the choices and everything else.
But you're risking you eating all the stuff if you
if you wait too late, there's a run on that stuff. Man.
I've gone out like even the day of and it's
it's like cleared out. Hope you dum dumb because people
they've already they've already started discounting it. Yes, yep U
nearly everybody ninety seven hand out candy to trigger treaters.

(01:30:23):
I think that might be a little high. There's a
lot of people that have all the lights off and yeah,
they say, sorry, no candy, there's no Yeah, and then
two thirds and people say they give trigger treaters between
two and three pieces of candy. So if you're gonna
do that, you might as well go full bar.

Speaker 8 (01:30:39):
They like that.

Speaker 1 (01:30:40):
Yeah, and then the top candies for Halloween, chocolate, gummy candy,
chewy candy, candy corn, hard candy, and then lollipops. I
told you I saw that that lady at the grocery store.
I ball in some circus peanuts. Yeah, there's still It's
not like jeep on owners. They pass each other, they

(01:31:01):
kind of give like a hand signal or whatever. Those
are people on motorcycles to do the same thing. I
feel like the other fellow circus peanut and candy corn
people need to do the same thing.

Speaker 4 (01:31:08):
Did you catch her by the bathroom near the expired stuff?

Speaker 1 (01:31:11):
No, it's right. It was an m cap right by
the checkout.

Speaker 2 (01:31:15):
I thought I almost sent this to you, that little comic.

Speaker 8 (01:31:18):
It kind of made me tear up. And I don't
like candy corn. It's a little candy corn looking at
himself in the mirror and going, well, I like me.

Speaker 1 (01:31:26):
Because everybody hates candy more. What is show coming on?
And now back to show? All right, welcome back everybody.
It is Monday. It's October the twenty first. It's a
National Apple Day. Tis the season? I guess, uh, baked apples, Now,

(01:31:47):
that's something I saw that. Oh, dude. Yeah, baked apple
you get like some of that brown sugar, cinnamon, kind
of a lot of ice cream on it maybe, and
then yeah, bake it.

Speaker 3 (01:32:06):
If you put a pound of ice cream.

Speaker 1 (01:32:07):
Now, Greg, what if you call it a deconstructed apple pie?
Does that make it any better for you? Because it's
cooler and fritter is all that apple is good. It's
a National Reptile Day. Those people are weird. Today is
Back to the Future Day. Yes, it's also National check
your meds Day?

Speaker 2 (01:32:25):
All right, what you're taking the right one?

Speaker 1 (01:32:27):
But they're there. I guess, I don't know, I'd see.
We got a couple of things involving movies. Do you
guys remember a view master when you were a kid?

Speaker 2 (01:32:35):
Oh yeah, the like binoculary thing and.

Speaker 1 (01:32:38):
Then you the wtle thing on the side. You push
it down and it changes the scene. And we're so
young we didn't know how boring it was exactly. Look,
you don't like get anything, Greg, everything's boring. Geez, Greg. Yeah,
apples things, Yeah, Well, they have been around since nineteen
thirty nine, and now Hollywood is making a movie about it. Mattel.
They've teamed up with Sony for what they're calling quote

(01:33:00):
four quadrant family adventure whatever that means. It'll be a
live action and Mittel says, quote Viewmaster has inspired generations
to embark on boundless adventures, offering a treasure trove of
storytelling possibilities for this film.

Speaker 2 (01:33:14):
Okay, yeah, the movie game.

Speaker 5 (01:33:17):
Yeah, well yeah, Barbie popped off, so everything's getting green.

Speaker 1 (01:33:20):
Lay.

Speaker 2 (01:33:21):
Yeah, the Barbie is a thing, like a character, a
person you're gonna.

Speaker 5 (01:33:25):
Make a movie and who knows, like one of the
biggest games in the world.

Speaker 1 (01:33:30):
In other movie news, Lifetime Sammy has announced there it's
a wonderful Lifetime holiday movie lineup. It starts on November sixteenth,
and among the twelve new movies, there's one inspired by
Taylor Swift and Travis Kelcey. It's called Christmas in the
Spotlight And let me tell you about the plot. Okay,

(01:33:51):
a pop star who hasn't found mister Wright meets a
professional football player backstage at one of her shows. Oh,
the football player tells the hoop star about his crush
on her, and they begin dating. With each passing day
they spend together, their feelings grow stronger, but can it
last in the limelight, especially when they both have such
hectic schedules, with people questioning if their feelings for each

(01:34:14):
other are real or just for show. The pressure mounts
from the press, paparazzi, their fans, and even their family.
Oh my god, can't wait? Sounds awesome because they already
have a holiday touchdown.

Speaker 6 (01:34:28):
Well, they're competing with Hallmark on this one. This is
this is Lifetime.

Speaker 7 (01:34:33):
Either one that has like I think it's the Kansas
City Chiefs.

Speaker 6 (01:34:36):
It's like a football thing and Travis Kelsey's moms in it.

Speaker 12 (01:34:39):
I believe the plot like this one, right right, Yeah,
they're competing some other movies that Lifetime has coming at you,
The Holiday Junkie What starring Jennifer love Hewett, Christmas at
Plum Hill.

Speaker 1 (01:34:52):
Manor with Maria Minudo's a Very Merry Beauty Salon with
Tia Maury and a bonus. From October twenty first to
January first, Lifetime is also going to stream one hundred
holiday movies on their app and website.

Speaker 4 (01:35:08):
Oh okay, now, look, madus, you want to be in
the New Fashion and the Furious Man. I did what
he's been in some shows. I've been in some stuff.
How easy or how hard could it possibly be to
get Sammy in True should be they shoot one of
these week basically.

Speaker 2 (01:35:21):
Yeah, I guess have to Canada to do it.

Speaker 1 (01:35:23):
Let's go they shoot them all can really? Yeah? Probably
Toronto based Dear Hallmark, More Snowing Please Yeah, and Speed
of Movies Variety. They have least released a list of
the one hundred best horror movies. Okay, okay, not a
big horror movie fan. There are cars are not.

Speaker 8 (01:35:39):
I'm getting into it lately, really yeah, Like, what's your
what's your favorite horror? Well, like, we just watched Texas
Chainsaw Masco was excellent.

Speaker 1 (01:35:46):
That's number one on the list. But it should be
from nineteen seventy four.

Speaker 2 (01:35:49):
It holds up.

Speaker 1 (01:35:50):
Yeah, I don't know if I've ever if I've ever
seen it.

Speaker 8 (01:35:53):
It could be from any time. And you realize every
other movie, every other horror movie, is based on it.

Speaker 3 (01:35:59):
Didn't you wish the dude in the wheelchair got murdered?

Speaker 4 (01:36:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:36:01):
He was.

Speaker 2 (01:36:02):
God, he's so annoying.

Speaker 1 (01:36:04):
And they couldn't do it back then. You certainly couldn't
do it. Now you'd be the guy in the wheelchair
who is the serial killer? That's a movie, yeah, because
nobody suspects him, because you know, wheelchair rolling to murder.
That's right.

Speaker 5 (01:36:15):
Wheelchair people can murder people, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:36:17):
I know they could see but people, But would you
automatically suspect the wheelchair person that'd be one of the
last people. I would think for whatever reason, I can't
explain why that makes sense in my mind that he
would be the last person. But mm hmm.

Speaker 4 (01:36:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:36:30):
At the end of it, wheel it's really.

Speaker 1 (01:36:31):
Weird because there's been no footprints at any of the
right at any of the crime scenes. They can't figure out.

Speaker 4 (01:36:38):
There was a nineteen ninety two movie called hell Roller.
This is a Holmos wheelchair about man unleash. It's his
rage is the first wheelchair serial killer?

Speaker 1 (01:36:47):
According to this can you pop that in chat? GPT say,
come up with the plot line for a horror movie
involving a killer in a wheelchair?

Speaker 3 (01:36:56):
Do that right now?

Speaker 1 (01:36:57):
So it comes to all right, So the best horror
movies of all time, Variety says number one, Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Yes,
the Exorcisted, number two, which I thought was way overrated.

Speaker 7 (01:37:05):
It's very slow at the time, though it was horrifying
for people, and it's funny.

Speaker 2 (01:37:10):
The thing she says is the double Yeah, hold up.

Speaker 3 (01:37:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:37:13):
Also Psycho slow Burn scariest. They put Jaws at number four?

Speaker 2 (01:37:19):
Is that a horror movie?

Speaker 1 (01:37:22):
Se? I wouldn't classify that as a horror movie. I
mean it's scary, yeah, more like a thriller. But I
wouldn't put that under the category. They did over a
category of horror movies. Rosemary's Baby at number five. Oh,
not of the Living Dead at number six, Never saw
it audition, audition. It came out in nineteen ninety nine.
I'm not familiar with that one. The nineteen thirty one

(01:37:43):
Frankenstein at number eight, Charming, you got Carrie?

Speaker 2 (01:37:48):
Okay, yes, Alien okay.

Speaker 1 (01:37:51):
King Kong this see, that's another one. I wouldn't put
that as a I wouldn't put that as a horror movie. Horror, No, okay.
Here's here's one that I really like, the Silence of
the Lambs. You can't argue with that. That's a great movie.
Called thriller though, too for sure. How would you say this? Uh?
Nor Sperratu, Yeah you can say that. But if he

(01:38:14):
looked at it like it's it's weird, yeah, not spar
Not Sparatu. A Symphony of Horror that came out in
nineteen twenty two.

Speaker 4 (01:38:22):
I feel like these stupid lists always throw in one
of those things like from the one hundred years Ago,
just to seem cool and like.

Speaker 1 (01:38:26):
Yeah, see don't look now Halloween number sixteen. Uh, you
got the Shining the Mummy.

Speaker 2 (01:38:34):
I don't get it.

Speaker 1 (01:38:35):
And then oh, Greg, your favorite horror.

Speaker 3 (01:38:38):
Movie of all time, Strangers get Out.

Speaker 2 (01:38:41):
I love that movie.

Speaker 1 (01:38:43):
Man Ray.

Speaker 3 (01:38:47):
Is the dumb It is so dumb. He hates it.
Pretty horrendous, okay, hypnotism and then brain transplants. It is
like a cheap soap opera.

Speaker 2 (01:38:57):
And you'd hate the other two movies of his that
came out.

Speaker 1 (01:39:00):
I recently us. Yeah, that was relatively good.

Speaker 2 (01:39:05):
Wait wait, wait you think can I spoil us for everyone?

Speaker 1 (01:39:08):
Yeah, it came out forever.

Speaker 2 (01:39:09):
Do you think that that get Out was too hokey?

Speaker 8 (01:39:12):
But she just kind of like lived under the beach
and like she just kind of stayed there and that
was fine about.

Speaker 3 (01:39:18):
How it's a different life. She traded places.

Speaker 2 (01:39:21):
She couldn't cut stairs on the escalator and go back
and live her life.

Speaker 1 (01:39:27):
No, but that was her she left, she right, But
the girl, the girl.

Speaker 2 (01:39:31):
Who got stuck down, she couldn't just take the escalator.

Speaker 3 (01:39:34):
Back up, she was killed?

Speaker 1 (01:39:36):
Who she wasn't?

Speaker 3 (01:39:37):
She was killed her?

Speaker 4 (01:39:39):
And before you make a strong argument, you got su
It was good. You guys want to hear the plot
for Wheels of Terror? Yes, I said, chat DP to
write me a a s horror movie about a serial
killer in a wheelchair. Came up with Wheels of Terror.
And this, may, I say, is not bad.

Speaker 3 (01:39:57):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:39:57):
So a local theater was set to reopen after years
of abandonment. What they didn't realize is that years ago
a brilliant, reclusive playwright paralyzed in a tragic theater accident,
had an unproduced play that he kept in that he
put a copy of like in the walls. So as
the new kids, I'm paraphrasing this quite long. Actually, as
the new kids are read of any of the theater,
they find the old play, they say, hey, let's produce

(01:40:18):
this play. Well, that revives the spirit of the paralyzed
guy who then he takes his vengeance out of the kid.

Speaker 1 (01:40:24):
It's good. That is bad for a horror movie. That's
not bad. Yeah, all right, I want to watch that.

Speaker 2 (01:40:30):
And if I could just follow up, AI says, No,
the main little girl is not killed.

Speaker 1 (01:40:36):
That's what the that's ai. Yeah. See, Halloween's another one
I've never seen, never watched, although I did watch the
movie in the eighties. I thought was like crazy where
it's called Deadly Friend. Who heard of that? Yeah, it
was so bad. There was one scene and it's it's
notorious and you might this might trigger a memory. Uh
this one person got killed because the Deadly Friend took

(01:40:59):
a basketball and threw it so hard at somebody else's
head at their head exploded. It's the dumbest thing. When
you watch it on you can see it on YouTube
and stuff. It's the NBA needs to be careful. Oh
my god, so dumb. Blair Witch Project was at number
twenty four.

Speaker 3 (01:41:12):
I never saw it.

Speaker 1 (01:41:13):
I liked the Blair Witch Project.

Speaker 2 (01:41:15):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 5 (01:41:16):
It was the way it was marketed. It was really
it was really good.

Speaker 1 (01:41:20):
And I went to a premiere of it, and so
when you went to watch it, and then we watched
it this old theater and then when we walked out,
there were like little piles of rocks and sticks and
stuff like that, and it was they did a really
good job with that. Scream was at number twenty five.
Gremlins a movie, Yeah, at number sixty two. This movie
sixth Sense at number sixty eight, Nightmare on Elm Street

(01:41:40):
at number seventy four, Like, where's the Conjuring? I thought
the Conjuring was good?

Speaker 7 (01:41:44):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:41:44):
Also that movie, I know Greg and I both like it.
Don't breathe.

Speaker 3 (01:41:47):
Oh that's good. That was That was fine, dude.

Speaker 1 (01:41:49):
Yeah, although I think that they kind of see they
put that as a thriller. Yeah, but they put Jaws's
horse murky.

Speaker 2 (01:41:55):
What about Paranormal Activity? People love that movie?

Speaker 5 (01:41:58):
Oh yeah, people did love I never watched this movie,
but I heard a lot about it. What about Stick
Mata Stigma or is it stick Mota Stig was a stick?

Speaker 4 (01:42:13):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:42:13):
I think it's a Chinese food place. They have old
chop six says Old says their love. Yeah, stick motto.
Mada is the guy who owns the Yeah, I got
his name, Madayama. Show Shimmy, we're going it's shimmy, We're
gonna sit.

Speaker 3 (01:42:31):
She was like, it's shivery, and you know what we
don't do.

Speaker 1 (01:42:36):
All right? Starting with the celebrities, he got Judge Judy
celebrating a birthday today, the Judes. She's eighty two years old.
Kim Kardashian is forty four. Cam Brown, the country singer
who's got a huge, super sweet batman tattoo on his chest.
Hell yeah, that sounds like a cover up. Love thirty

(01:42:57):
one years old. Jo Jakat is twenty nine, Amber Rose
is forty one and at one point he was blinded
by the light. Manfred Mann is eighty four. Today Delight
wrapped up black a douche, but it's not douche love
the damn? Uh see you got Gig Allens? Who is
today's Parno birthday fun fact? Today's birthday girl. She's from Australia.

Speaker 3 (01:43:20):
Why well?

Speaker 1 (01:43:21):
Her pie has been served up in one hundred ninety
six fine films, including Square to Mania Volume forty five.
She was in Mouthful of Mistress Volume one, who could
forget Straponds and Champagne enemas oh nic she was fantastic
and care to bang My Wife? Volume one? And uh
who can forget her unforgetable role in Prostate Drainer? Oh?

Speaker 3 (01:43:45):
Like prostate drainer?

Speaker 2 (01:43:48):
I mean is that medically necessary?

Speaker 3 (01:43:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:43:50):
Have you ever had your prostate stimulated? Greg?

Speaker 3 (01:43:53):
No, I've never even had a prostate check.

Speaker 12 (01:43:56):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (01:43:58):
Would have you should? Okay, here's project. Here's here's a project,
like have Mario milk your prostrate, milk prostrate, prostrate your prostrates,
and what's the experiment you're supposed to Like, if you
get your prostate stimulated while you're being pleasured, you're supposed

(01:44:18):
to just produce a ton more volume.

Speaker 8 (01:44:22):
You know how there's phrases and words that creep everyone out.
Milking your prostata, milking.

Speaker 1 (01:44:27):
Your prostatuty horrible min sea basket. Anybody that I ever
tried pleasure for medical purposes? No, I'm saying anybody ever
tried it? Because that was that was like one of
the things I was getting pushed these lady magazines for
a minute there. It was the plot of one of
my favorite movies, road Trip, Thank you.

Speaker 7 (01:44:43):
Oh yeah, that's right.

Speaker 5 (01:44:44):
They just dropped into donate sperm because that Yeah. And
the other thing is think about things that make it
like weird. When you hear it milk aman nesia, O
milk a magnesia, magnesia of meesia?

Speaker 1 (01:45:00):
How do you milk it? Yeah? What is magnesia?

Speaker 3 (01:45:05):
It's a G.

Speaker 1 (01:45:05):
G Allen's who's thirty eight years old today? That's your
porn of birthday, your celebrity birthdays and a Monday Morning
look at what's happening around the world of entertainment and
horror movies. Do you know what magnese is? Milk?

Speaker 10 (01:45:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:45:18):
Yeah?

Speaker 1 (01:45:19):
Is it milk? That's just that's that's the brand. It's
like cream of wheat. Yeah, it's the Yeah, that's the
brand name. C Magnesium is what we're actually talking about.
It's a milk based looking Google Ai Buila wouldn't approve
The Woody Show. All right, checking Monday off the list.

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some parting words of wisdom please.

Speaker 3 (01:46:34):
Yeah. Somewhere out there, somebody left a bag of idiots open.
I hate it.

Speaker 1 (01:46:45):
That's funny. That just hit me the right way. Yeah,
all right, thank you very much, Greg Gory. It's like
somewhere a village is missing their idiot. Right, there's the
take on that. Thank you so much for giving the
Woody Show some of your able time this morning. You
know we'd love it, appreciate you for that. The rest
of you guys can suck it. We'll catch back here
on Tuesday. Have a great day. SMDUBM. I quit this bitch,