The Woody Show October 28th 2024 Podcast

News Headlines, Menace's Birthday, Redneck News & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
It is the dune to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion, is it lies the Woody Show?

Speaker 3 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show. Insensitivity Training class is now
in session. Hey, good morning everybody. It is Monday. It's

(00:49):
October the twenty eighth, twenty twenty four. We are the
Woody Show. And today is MENACE's actual birthday.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Got why, dude, I know, Happy birthday, Menace.

Speaker 5 (01:01):
Time to celebrate your birthday.

Speaker 4 (01:03):
Months has all come down to this, Wow, and on
a Monday, can.

Speaker 3 (01:07):
You have it for a birthday?

Speaker 5 (01:10):
But I had a great weekend, So yeah, that's good.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:13):
Good phones are open eight seven seven four Wooding. You
can hit us up with a text over to two
to nine eight seven Woody, Greg Menis, there's Gina grad
Good Monday to you, Sammy Sea Bass, got Bort, Caroline
Morgan's here, Vaughn is here. Like I said, if you
want to be part of the show, cool. I hope

(01:34):
you had a great weekend. We got the weekend cheers
and jeers coming up a little bit later on in
the morning, plus a one final birthday month update from Menace.
Oh yeah yeah, and all the trending news headlines. We'll
have some of the entertainment stuff Birthday's porn, a Birthday
before the hour is up as well. So we got
the World Series got on the way this weekend. And

(01:56):
this is a really cool story. This guy, there's a
no lose situation for him because his name is Taylor
Trammel and at the beginning of the season he was
claimed off waivers by the Dodgers, and so he did
like five games, six at bats, and then he was
designated for Simon April eighteenth, he was claimed off waivers

(02:18):
by the Yankees, where he logged five games, mainly used
as a defensive replacement okay, and then in May he
was once again designated for a signmon and then sent
the Triple A Ball Okay. So generally here all players
who contribute to a team's championship are given World Series rings,
which means that no matter who wins Dodgers of the Yankees,

(02:40):
he will be getting a World Series ring. Awesome, even
though he only played a handful of Major League games. Rules,
get one hit and seven tole at bats and he's
gonna walk away with a World Series That's awesome.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Hilarious.

Speaker 4 (02:54):
I thought that was pretty cool.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Now, like when the Super Bowl ring, for example. Is
it true that everybody who worked for the team gets
one or is it just players like the towel boy.

Speaker 4 (03:03):
No, Like, there's a lot of people in the organization
who all get rings as well. Like, I don't know
how football works. It's probably just team for team like
anything else. But buddy of mine worked for the Saint
Louis Cardinals and he has a couple of World Series rings.
What he is a sales guy. He was corporate sponsorships.

Speaker 3 (03:23):
Oh my god, yeah, my buddy does.

Speaker 4 (03:26):
When I had the Don Turage, he was always walking
around with a bunch of people.

Speaker 3 (03:29):
He would have that ring on all the time.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
You would have thought, you would have thought he and
Albert Poolhols were the ones who brought it home.

Speaker 3 (03:34):
I mean, if I wear it, kiss that thing. I
mean it's huge.

Speaker 4 (03:38):
I mean it's obviously a conversation starter anywhere he went.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
Yeah, yeah, and.

Speaker 4 (03:42):
It got him I think a lot of cool stuff.
When he would go out places, he used to love
the belly up to the barred hooters.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
And I think I wonder if it's just big wigs
or if it's all the way down to you know,
assistant trainer.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
I'm sure the trainers all get him for sure. Okay, yeah, interesting,
I don't know if the person is selling beer and popcorn,
get him right.

Speaker 6 (03:59):
I'm on a pawn shop website right now, and Sammy,
you can get a New England one for ninety seven
thousand dollars a Patriots super Bowl ring twenty fourteen.

Speaker 4 (04:11):
Yeah, okay, maybe you can get one of those for
your birthday minutes by yourself something nicelf.

Speaker 5 (04:17):
I have a daughter's one for fifty five thousand.

Speaker 4 (04:19):
Although dude Menace apparently has been addicted to the TikTok shop.
Oh my god, so he's already gotten plenty of stuff.
I'm sure. The only thing I've ever heard of from
TikTok shop is that one thing that the link that
you sent us to, that charging cable.

Speaker 3 (04:34):
Yeah, I finally got it. Yeah you got it. Find
it took a while, but I got.

Speaker 4 (04:37):
It drop ship from China's. Yeah, but rules it's like
a charging cord for your phone, but on the end
of it, instead of having just one particular like a
lightning or a USBC, it has all of them.

Speaker 6 (04:48):
Yeah, it's like a Swiss army knife of charging chargers.
But I think that I bought lately and you might
dig this. It's like a bootleg game boy where it
it has like every game ever. It has thousand games
on it. So if we're like, oh, I remember that
one game that Super Nintendo had, like F zero that
I love a racing game, I wonder if it has that. Dude,

(05:09):
it has it. It has everything. And it was like
thirty five bucks.

Speaker 7 (05:13):
And it's all like from like the best parts of
your childhood. Yes, yeah, there's a time.

Speaker 6 (05:17):
Yeah, so many Yeah, thirty five bucks and it worked perfectly.

Speaker 5 (05:22):
Fine to buy it.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
I would not put that down. I know that rules.

Speaker 4 (05:26):
Yeah, I'm not messed it. Because here's the thing. So
many people have been sending me TikTok videos recently. I
can't open them.

Speaker 3 (05:33):
Same, I don't. I don't have TikTok, right, got rid
of it?

Speaker 5 (05:36):
Well, it just doesn't play mobilely.

Speaker 3 (05:38):
No, you have to have a what is it mobile mobile?

Speaker 7 (05:42):
Do you have to have an account?

Speaker 5 (05:43):
You? Oh?

Speaker 3 (05:44):
Really? Yeah?

Speaker 4 (05:44):
It just it just kicks me to the app stores
so I can get the TikTok Instagram.

Speaker 3 (05:50):
Yeah, I'm not doing that. What other cool stuff? If
you buying?

Speaker 5 (05:54):
So I got that? What was the other thing that
I bought like some T shirts on there. There was
just sounds like garbage.

Speaker 4 (06:03):
Sounds like kind of like dollar store garbage charging schooling
game boy rules?

Speaker 3 (06:11):
Is it vastly different than other online shops?

Speaker 6 (06:14):
Like, uh, it's just seems it's so seamless, Like you
see the video and then you pretty much just say
buy and then it shows up.

Speaker 4 (06:23):
Okay, yeah, Greg checked this out. Sounds nasty, but something
you might be interested in. Salmon sperm facials.

Speaker 7 (06:30):
Oh yeah, I was offered one. Yeah, yep, I would
do it by my esthetician, and she kept leaving out
the word sperm, salmon salmon facial, salmon facial, and I
was like, is this the salmon sperm facial. Yes, but
it's amazing. We just don't like to use the word sperm.

Speaker 4 (06:48):
An esthetician. Yeah, which is what bess different than the dermatologist.

Speaker 3 (06:56):
Oh yeah, much less credentials.

Speaker 8 (06:58):
The esthetician could be like a makeup artist. They do
facials like anything with the face.

Speaker 4 (07:04):
Chicks are so complicated. Yeah, it's pretty I've heard that.
I've heard esthetician before.

Speaker 3 (07:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (07:09):
It's skin stuff, skin stuff, not like in a medical way.

Speaker 4 (07:13):
Yeah, so you go to this person yeah, like and
then okay, but like you just have like a regular
like the dentist where you got to go like every
six months.

Speaker 7 (07:21):
When you need it to know you want to, you
don't have to, Yeah, exactly, okay, And she wants me
to have sam smur on my face in the worst way.

Speaker 3 (07:29):
I wonder where the benefits are, I says.

Speaker 4 (07:32):
The treatment involves injecting or applying salmon sperm DNA to
the skin, and it gives the skin a thicker, healthier,
and more hydrated appearance, offering an overall skin boost. Costs
for the procedure vary, but it's about nine hundred to
one thousand dollars, no thanks, and it lasts for six

(07:52):
to nine months. That's a good question. How do they
get sam smurm? Are they like jerking off a bunch
of salmon? Maybe the way you squeeze him or something.
It says salmon sperm is used because it's DNA is
similar to humans, making it well tolerated by the body
without causing bad reactions.

Speaker 5 (08:09):
Similar to human.

Speaker 7 (08:10):
That is crazy, But I don't know if you guys
have heard of this. There has to be some It
has to be related. You know, when people get bad
skin burns, like from fires and stuff. They are now
putting salmon's skin on the wounds to heal them, as
opposed to gauze. Wow, salmon might be magic.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
Wo. I love salmon. Yeah yeah, but I didn't know
it was an injectable. Now I'm off board now.

Speaker 4 (08:32):
Just you know, go find a salmon and have it
blowing on your face. Easy, just pick up a sam.

Speaker 3 (08:37):
You'll glow for nine months.

Speaker 4 (08:40):
Yeah, that's exactly right. Greg also thought about you. This
patient had been experiencing severe stomach pain and indigestion for
about three days. He ate some street food, right, and
figure out how this is the cause of my discomfort.
Maybe a little food poisoning or whatever. Probably so it
just wouldn't go away. So went to the doctor. Doctor
did an anoscopy like, well, it wouldn't be food poisoning at

(09:01):
this point, and they figured out what was going wrong here, Greg.

Speaker 3 (09:05):
Was it something in his body like a worm?

Speaker 4 (09:08):
This guy had a live cockroach, Oh god, in his intestines.

Speaker 3 (09:15):
At that point, you just have to rip it out yourself, you.

Speaker 4 (09:18):
Know, you do youth in asia on the human. They
removed it with suction. Doctors said they have no idea
how it got there. They said it could have crawled
down his throat when he was sleeping, or if he
swallowed it at that night market.

Speaker 5 (09:31):
Or entered through another hole.

Speaker 4 (09:34):
Yeah, oh my god. So they extracted it. They said
it could have caused severe complications like infections and all
that kind of stuff. But yeah, I would like that, Greg, I.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
Would ask for the Kevorkian special suicide. I don't think
I'm not even kidding. I don't think I could live.

Speaker 4 (09:51):
Eight seven seven forty four wooding and it's up with
the text over to two two nine eight seven. I'm
going to take a quick break, get some more. What
do you show for you next? Hang on, we'll be hey.

Speaker 5 (10:01):
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Speaker 10 (10:18):
Actually, I understand what you're saying.

Speaker 1 (10:20):
You just don't know what the hell you're talking about.

Speaker 4 (10:23):
It And we are in Q another new hour insensitivity
training for a politically correct world. On this Monday morning,
it's October the twenty eighth, it's menaces birthday. Yeah, a
little bit of official birthday. You're battle Yeah, thank you
for the world being here. Yeah forty five? Wow, yeah,

(10:46):
I can't damn.

Speaker 5 (10:46):
Son, I can't believe it to be honest.

Speaker 4 (10:49):
Up next, senior coffee prices.

Speaker 5 (10:50):
I know, I know, lovey, Where do you get arp?

Speaker 3 (10:53):
Uh fifty?

Speaker 4 (10:54):
I think, wow, I'm going arp instead of going hand
be going. They go on, Yeah, that's great, gory, good morning.
Where's the birthday boy?

Speaker 3 (11:04):
Menace? Right there? What is up?

Speaker 4 (11:06):
We got Gina grant, Hey, we got Sammy, we got
seed mass phones are open eight seven seven.

Speaker 3 (11:12):
You can hit us up with the text over tow
to nine eight seven.

Speaker 4 (11:16):
Can run into a weekend cheers and jeers. Well menus,
I'm thinking yes, you might want to get us started
for the cheers and jeers.

Speaker 6 (11:30):
Okay, yeah, I'm down. I had a lovely weekend. Went
to a lot of sporting events I saw. I even
went to a beer fest. Saw a bunch of Woody
show listeners that was super fun. I even slipped in
venom Oh no, yeah, got to see that it was good.

Speaker 5 (11:46):
It was good.

Speaker 6 (11:47):
I always forget though, that venom is so like like.

Speaker 5 (11:50):
Ad D like it is all over the place.

Speaker 6 (11:53):
The venom monitor like constantly talking and uh just like
changing subjects and it's it's running, uh super fast through
all the dialogue. Totally forgot about that because there's so
much time in between movies. I like to forget, like
re remember things. So I did enjoy it, and I
think just my my gears would be is. I didn't

(12:15):
share this on the show, but Chiro, my oldest dog,
she had surgery. Nothing is super minor. She had like
some little kind of like growth on her head. It
almost looked like a ZiT that.

Speaker 5 (12:25):
Wasn't going away.

Speaker 4 (12:27):
Take it to doctor pimple Popper.

Speaker 6 (12:28):
Yeah, I wanted to, but it was seriously it was
super small. But we we took it to the doctor
and she had to go under. So I was really
worried about that because any you know, older dog has
to go under, you know, you get a little bit
afraid of that. But she's totally fine, and she got
her teeth cleaned while that happened, so.

Speaker 3 (12:46):
That was that's time to do it.

Speaker 6 (12:47):
Yeah, that was great, And then my jears is like, Okay,
she's doing fine. And then the next day I wake
up in my dog, my other dog, her face is
like completely swollen for some reason.

Speaker 5 (12:58):
I don't know.

Speaker 6 (12:59):
Why those French bulldogs. It's hard to tell. Yeah, oh
you can tell. It looked like she ate a b
or something.

Speaker 5 (13:05):
But we we gave her some benadill and she's fine.

Speaker 3 (13:08):
Now, okay, yeah that's something.

Speaker 5 (13:12):
No, no, no, she'll sympathy says.

Speaker 4 (13:15):
I was flipping through and I did see a doctor
pimple popper, so of course I stopped on it just
to see what they were working on. This dude had
it looked like his head was boiling, you know what
I mean, like if somebody like like you know, like
a boiling pudding. And every I always have the same
thought every time I see a doctor pimple popper, Why
have you waited so long?

Speaker 5 (13:37):
How does it get so big?

Speaker 6 (13:38):
Like, dude, I do want to add one more thing,
because over the weekend I did run into a listener
who brought up my pet insurance and he said, thank
god that you shout it out on the air, because
I got a new cat and like within two months
it ate something. And the bill was like insane and
then Healthy Pause, who I have like took of most

(14:00):
of it. Yeah, shout out to Healthy Pause.

Speaker 4 (14:02):
I gotta tell you, the pet insurance through our company
that they offer is better than the actual insurance that.

Speaker 5 (14:07):
We have none. Yeah, my beds have way better insurance.

Speaker 4 (14:12):
Well, because like the company offers all this different stuff,
you know, accidental death and dismemberment and bul and your
regular dental vision. And so we're in the open enrollment
phase right now, and so I was going through over
the weekend and I was like selecting all new stuff.
This year they switched companies and the whole thing. So
I was going through and selecting all the different stuff,
and they get to the pet insurance and it's the
same as that's the same as what we've had, and

(14:34):
that's been great.

Speaker 7 (14:35):
Yeah, that's like the Cadillac.

Speaker 3 (14:36):
Yeah. Yeah, it's not expensive. It saves you a ton
of money.

Speaker 4 (14:40):
Should do you need something? You know with your Pets's
so good.

Speaker 5 (14:44):
I'm gonna say it one more time, Healthy Pause, because
I at least get hit up once a.

Speaker 3 (14:47):
Week all the time.

Speaker 4 (14:48):
Yeah, I mean that's what that's one of the menace
has I don't even know the name of the one.
I forget the name of the one that the company offers.

Speaker 3 (14:53):
Yeah, should take this time around.

Speaker 4 (14:56):
Yeah, dude, So by the way, uh, this is not
gonna be my years, but it might as well be
d years. Going through family coverage is crazy because when
you do the individual, it's one thing, and then you
do the family because I got to cover my wife
and the two kids, and so by weekly, they're going
to take nine hundred and fifteen dollars what bi weekly?

Speaker 7 (15:21):
Can't you just say that you're can't you just say
that your kids are your pets.

Speaker 5 (15:25):
I feel like a meal.

Speaker 4 (15:27):
Nine hundred and fifteen dollars every paycheck. Oh no, And
there's a deductible so that you would think that I
should just be able to walk in and they're just free.

Speaker 3 (15:36):
Oh they're deductibles. After huge on our insurance.

Speaker 4 (15:39):
Well mine's not that bad really, yeah, I mean compared
to because you do the other well, and that's the
way you save even more money on the actual monthly Yeah.

Speaker 3 (15:48):
Correct, Yeah, I should roar that because usually I don't
go to the doctor that much. Well yeah, and then
you've been going to the doctor a lot. I have been,
and then with the high deductible You're like, why do
I even have insurance?

Speaker 4 (15:58):
Podcast say, that's the thing is like, you pay out
the ass for this insurance, but it's not for the
routine stuff. It's for if you end up in the
hospital or you need something major. That's when it's gonna
save you, right.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Right.

Speaker 4 (16:11):
Yeah, So I mean it sucks, but it's a necessary evil.
Rights unbelievable, great gory weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 3 (16:18):
I'm giving cheers to the NFL for bringing fathers and
sons together. Ninety nine percent of the time I call
my parents' house, it's to talk to my mom. Let's
put it out one hundred percent. But when my terrible Niners,
who are four and four now after beating the Cowboys,
when they play, my dad and I talk, we tax
and it's if it wasn't for that, we wouldn't really

(16:39):
talk that much, to be honest. So it was a
good day. It was a nail biter of a game.
So rich.

Speaker 4 (16:44):
So what's what's the thing with your what's the rub
of your dad? It's nothing at all.

Speaker 3 (16:47):
It's just kind of once once we get the hey,
how are you out of the way, or if we
have something quote businessy to talk about taxes or you know,
health insurance. That's kind of about it. With my mom
will talk about literally everything and stuff. Yeah, we'll talk
about penises because you both like them. Yeah right, that's

(17:08):
kind of like monopolizes the conversation, getting like, mom, enough
about your day, let's get penises. What if her day
was penises, which it usually is, let's face it, you know,
and then mine usually is too's talk about and then jeers.
I'm just gonna I don't really have any jeers. It
was a great weekend. I guess my jeers would be
unlike Woody, who has the ability to stay up late

(17:30):
on a Friday and Saturday night. I still can't. And
I feel like I waste every weekend because I'm just
knocked out. But that's my only jeer. So life is
not terrible. I think that's pretty good. Horrible.

Speaker 4 (17:40):
Yeah, Gina grad weekend cheers and jeers cheers.

Speaker 7 (17:43):
I had two, not one, but two excellent brunches, not
on the same day on Friday with your wife, Woody,
and it was amazing, the best, like three hours. I
don't even know where the time went, three hours, three
hours talked about I get it. She's just so easy
to like talk to.

Speaker 3 (18:04):
It's just so great.

Speaker 7 (18:05):
And then we're eating. Dude, dude, you run it through
me because I speak her language. I love this woman.
And then Sunday went out with a couple other girlfriends
and did like another two and a half hours.

Speaker 3 (18:18):
It was great. No, no, I teaing.

Speaker 7 (18:23):
Wow, Yeah, I don't even need that crap jeers. I
haven't mentioned this and it might be gone. You guys
left to tell me I got this phantom. Maybe you
know what, Maybe there's a ghost in my house. I've
a phantom, very deep, insane like claw scratch mark down
my back that I have no clue how it got there.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
None.

Speaker 5 (18:47):
It was like my.

Speaker 3 (18:48):
Husband's like, what in the hell?

Speaker 7 (18:49):
I was like, what are you talking about?

Speaker 3 (18:51):
And I touched it was like maybe wait is it
still there? Yeah? I have no Really, it looks like
an injury, no idea. No, you didn't feel anything, nothing.
It looks like something that you would know if you
got it.

Speaker 7 (19:07):
It looks like I've been attacked by a claud ghost and.

Speaker 3 (19:11):
Maybe you scratched it.

Speaker 7 (19:12):
Did now it doesn't.

Speaker 4 (19:13):
It's like it's like some kind of like allergic reaction,
like some kind of weird It looks like a scratch.

Speaker 11 (19:19):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (19:20):
It feels like I like caught a nail or something.
I don't know, but it is a jeer. I probably
have ghost tennis.

Speaker 3 (19:26):
Yeah, probably ghost tenness. I think maybe you had an
itch in your sleep and you just reached back and
gouged it.

Speaker 7 (19:32):
Yeah, probably, I don't spine out.

Speaker 5 (19:34):
Yeah, maybe you sleep scratched.

Speaker 3 (19:37):
I maybe so yeah, yeah weird?

Speaker 4 (19:40):
Wow, no kidding.

Speaker 3 (19:41):
Yeah. Uh.

Speaker 4 (19:42):
My weekend cheers goes to the Philadelphia Eagles for beating
the Cincinnati Bengals, and also to the Browns, who I hate,
but I hate the Ravens more and watching the Ravens
lose is always a great time. I had the best
time watching football because it all seemed to be breaking

(20:03):
my way. I don't like the Bears either, I don't
like the Raiders. I do like Patrick Mahomes, So you know,
watch the Chiefs win was cool. This Commander's game, though,
this is my big cheers because, dude, I tell you
this rookie that they got this rookie quarterback, Jaden Daniels.
So it was a match up between Caleb Williams for

(20:24):
the Bears, who was the number one pick, and then
Jaden Daniels it looked like the Commanders were dead to
rights okay, and time was expired. Jaden Daniels is scrambling
all around for what seems like an hour, throws a
hail Mary pass which gets tipped by a group of
guys maybe three yards ahead of the goal line, right

(20:48):
to a Commander's receiver in the end zone. One of
the craziest, one of the craziest endings I've seen in
a long time. It was kind of like the Freddie
Freeman walk. It was like the stadium's going because they're
in DC. The stadium's going nuts. That was awesome. I
don't think I've ever yelled that loud for another team
that wasn't my team, right, So cheers. That was That

(21:11):
was pretty cool. It was. It was a great weekend
of watching football that way, for sure. My jeers is
also football related, and it's to whoever designed Levi Stadium,
which is where the forty nine Ers play. It is
the word that has got to be the ugliest goddamn
stadium I've ever seen.

Speaker 3 (21:27):
It looks like here's what it looks like. It looks
like they started.

Speaker 4 (21:29):
Building the stadium right and they're building a stadium and
they're going along and it's bound halfway done. They're about
halfway around like what would be the full circle, and
then they get to the other side and you're like,
you know what, guys, let's build a condo building.

Speaker 2 (21:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (21:41):
Yeah, And then the one side it's just like condo.
There's like a lower bowl, you know, like two levels
of a lower bowl, and then they just build a
goddamn condo building. It looks so dumb on television, it is.
I don't get it.

Speaker 6 (21:54):
They went from one terrible baseball football combo stadium to
that one. And that one also Levi Stadium normally is
just half in the shade and the other half is
like the surface of the sun.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
Okay, well, the.

Speaker 4 (22:08):
Side that is in the shade should be the open seating, right.
They should have built it at least so that the
sunny part is the people who are all inside the
condo building. Game.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
It doesn't matter.

Speaker 4 (22:18):
But ever since they rolled out the stadium and I
know it's got a lot of cool technology things, it's
not good.

Speaker 3 (22:24):
That was how they touted it.

Speaker 6 (22:25):
I've been there a bunch and it feels like, I
don't know, like a second rate college football stadium.

Speaker 4 (22:33):
It's like whoever designed this approved it everything else. Jeers
to you slipped through so much money to build the
world's ugliest football stadium.

Speaker 3 (22:43):
And the condo part looks like storage containers. It's not
even cute.

Speaker 5 (22:47):
Also, not even close to San Francisco nowhere. It was
over an hour or so south.

Speaker 3 (22:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (22:54):
You know they kept showing the Golden Gate Bridge on
the game last night, so far away. Yeah, that's a
huge drive. Yeah, it's like two hours with traffic. Yeah,
Sammy weekend cheers and jeers.

Speaker 8 (23:06):
My cheers is to reorganizing my closet for like the
colder months, you know, because now it's different clothes that
you're wearing, very basic.

Speaker 7 (23:15):
Oh my god, No, it feels so amazing because.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
My mother brags about that. Yeah, I brought up all
the false stuff from the basis you always wear false
stuff anywhere.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Huh. Well, but I have a.

Speaker 8 (23:27):
Whole wardrobe outside of here, you know, And so yeah,
so I moved all my summer stuff to like the
other side of the closet. I don't have that much
stuff where I put it in storage or anything, but
just you know, refocused everything.

Speaker 4 (23:40):
And you really are like a hundred you really are.
You're you're a mid thirties chick and you know, like
an eighty year old mindset.

Speaker 7 (23:47):
She finished her crochet blanket right in time for fall, right.

Speaker 8 (23:50):
Yeah, and now I was able to reorganize my close.

Speaker 4 (23:54):
Watching old One Tree Hill episodes.

Speaker 3 (23:57):
One Tree Hill, I never seen an episode.

Speaker 6 (23:59):
Yeah, when I call my mother and then get her
recap and then I hear Sammy's recap is basically the same.

Speaker 3 (24:07):
And I started my selling class this week.

Speaker 5 (24:09):
See on Saturday, it was great.

Speaker 3 (24:12):
Your name should be Ruth. So what about gears?

Speaker 8 (24:15):
My gears is that my Roku stopped working on my TV.
It doesn't respond to the clicker anymore for some reason,
and I.

Speaker 3 (24:23):
Just had to get like new batteries for the clicker.

Speaker 8 (24:25):
No, because I have because then I brought in the
clicker from my bedroom and tried using that and it
would turn the TV on, but that nothing works. So
the one in my TV or in my bedroom works
for some reason, but not the main one, and I
kind of just turned it off and I'm hoping that
like when I go back to it'll work, but so far,
for the last time, I just.

Speaker 4 (24:43):
Need to be repaired, like with the not repaired like fixed.

Speaker 3 (24:47):
Like yeah, like weird hair particular from the other room.

Speaker 5 (24:51):
Just to bring Roku's are like twenty bucks. Now I
would even bother.

Speaker 8 (24:54):
I know to redo all my apps and everything, which
I don't want to do.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
You have to.

Speaker 8 (25:00):
You have to resign into everything, all of your apps
that are on your current if you get a new one,
I'd rather the one that I have just like start working.

Speaker 3 (25:07):
Again, I guess magically. So I'm currently waiting for that.

Speaker 5 (25:11):
Like what he said, check the batteries, well.

Speaker 4 (25:13):
You know you should do it. Just have Greg come over.

Speaker 3 (25:14):
He'll fix Yeah, take like five seconds.

Speaker 4 (25:16):
Yeah, let me just adjust it and if that isn't working,
and bring Gina and yeah, happy to clean up. For
a total gig squad.

Speaker 3 (25:22):
What you do is you take the clicker as you
and kind of bang it against your slam it. Yeah right, and.

Speaker 4 (25:30):
Don't take the batteries out. You open up the back
container like you know, the back panel, and you spin
the battery in place. Yeah yeah, to make sure they're
really making good contacts. So just you spin them with
your finger and.

Speaker 7 (25:41):
If that doesn't work, you lick them.

Speaker 4 (25:43):
Yeah yeah, if you get a little Yeah.

Speaker 6 (25:46):
The only thing Sammy I would look out for if
you have Gina help you. She's gonna want to add
a air tag.

Speaker 3 (25:52):
I don't want you don't lose it. Yeah, what if
you lose the remote, you can't find it?

Speaker 5 (25:56):
I have an extra.

Speaker 4 (26:00):
Twenty four What he hit us up with the text
over to two to nine eight seven. We'll get caught
up on some of the trending news headlines next, hang on, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (26:09):
Cheer's in Jai j Yeah, or what he shows next?

Speaker 4 (26:14):
Boy Hattie, that sure got a tasty kick?

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Do they show? We'll be right back party on Friday.

Speaker 4 (26:21):
The prizes are insane, yeah if you of course Rome's
going to be there from Sublime with Rome. Yes, DJ
Scotty Fox gonna be there. But the prizes, we have
the new Woody show, merch cool whatever, alter ego tickets Yeah, yes,
all ninety eighty seven's friends giving tickets where you know
Rome is playing with Sublime. But we also have your
chance to win game seven tickets should there be a

(26:43):
game seven. You show up early on Friday, watch game
six and have a chance to win tickets to game seven.
I'll tell you a little bit more about that coming up.

Speaker 6 (26:52):
The show fucked like just these fat people standing there,
who are you fart knockers.

Speaker 3 (26:58):
This is the show. I've still got a woody.

Speaker 4 (27:07):
All right, let's get caught up on some of the
trending news headlines.

Speaker 3 (27:13):
What's everybody talking about? Gina grad But looks like good
old show. Hey, Otani is all good to play?

Speaker 7 (27:18):
In Game three of the World Series, Dodgers manager Dave Roberts,
he says Otani's a great He's in a great spot,
and if it's a pain tolerance issue, he just doesn't
see him not playing.

Speaker 4 (27:28):
Yeah, dude, everybody on a stolen base. Yeah, to lose Otana,
like the whole stadium just went absolutely silent. Yeah, dislocated
as shoulder got thrown out. Yeah, didn't even get a
runner on second.

Speaker 7 (27:41):
Yeah, I tried to steal second, seventh inning. But they
still beat the Yankees fort to two. And we'll see
what happens for the next game.

Speaker 4 (27:49):
God, he's playing.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (27:51):
Election Day a week from tomorrow, and both candidates had
a very busy weekend. Donald Trump hosted a packed house
at Madison Square Garden in New York City and kicked
off the weekend on the Joe Rogan podcast for an
interview that was almost three hours long and crazy.

Speaker 3 (28:07):
By the way.

Speaker 7 (28:07):
They know each other. They're not strangers.

Speaker 3 (28:09):
They would see each other at like UFC fights.

Speaker 4 (28:12):
The UFC fights, right.

Speaker 7 (28:13):
So there you know, they go back. Meanwhile, Kamala Harris
was out this weekend. She appeared with Obama and then
headed out to a rally in Houston where a ton
of people showed up. The Beyonce was going to perform.

Speaker 3 (28:24):
She didn't.

Speaker 7 (28:25):
She instead just introduced Harris, which bummed out.

Speaker 5 (28:30):
Gay dudes.

Speaker 4 (28:31):
There was a lots off gay dudes.

Speaker 5 (28:35):
Yeah, it was.

Speaker 3 (28:36):
It was a bum out.

Speaker 5 (28:39):
I thought they were just happy to see Beyonce.

Speaker 7 (28:41):
Yeah, but then it's like now what, Oh, okay, she's done.

Speaker 3 (28:45):
Uh, don't worry.

Speaker 7 (28:46):
Mickey Dee's lovers, the fast food giant has announced that
the quarter pounder is coming back. Don't worry. Their beef
patties were apparently not the source of the E coli.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
That's the thing.

Speaker 7 (28:59):
And remember this killed somebody, right, somebody.

Speaker 4 (29:03):
Died from that one and fifty plus million people.

Speaker 3 (29:07):
They're elderly, you know what I mean, Like, just because
you can't handle some onions.

Speaker 7 (29:13):
You could cut the sympathy in this room with a knife.

Speaker 3 (29:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (29:15):
Well, well, the tears that we have or not for
the victim. It's for the onions. So the slivered the
cutting on somebody cutting onions right.

Speaker 7 (29:22):
Exactly, because they are now cutting the onions. They are
not coming back.

Speaker 5 (29:26):
We'll stop on McDonald's now.

Speaker 3 (29:27):
Of course, what.

Speaker 7 (29:28):
If you ask for the onions, will they make you
sign a waiver?

Speaker 4 (29:32):
Is it just I mean, is it just those onions
or can they like bring in like some other onions,
some some scab onions exactly?

Speaker 3 (29:39):
Do they have another get a new supplier?

Speaker 4 (29:41):
Yeah? They I mean it's look, you don't need to
get a new supplier. It's like it's it's a mishap.
It's one mistake. I mean, somebody somebody died. I get that.
But you know, it's not like they got to change everything.
Things happened. People get look at Chipotle. Chipotle had all
that crap workh the spinach. They couldn't get out of
the way. I know of trouble for a while there
because there was all kinds of stuff.

Speaker 7 (30:00):
But I like those onions, I know I will. I'm
willing to risk it.

Speaker 3 (30:04):
I'll live through it.

Speaker 4 (30:05):
Whatever we talked about that, like do you get rid
of something just because the date no shows up? Like
Greg and I do or if I throw it away
five days early, or if you hear about if you
hear about something in the news, there's.

Speaker 5 (30:17):
A recall on it, like there might be a piece
of glass.

Speaker 4 (30:20):
It just depends on what.

Speaker 5 (30:21):
It is, Like I never how yeah, I never had
that happened to me.

Speaker 6 (30:26):
Where there's always stuff recalled, it's never like anything I get.
But I guess that they don't like I don't know
recall cause or things like.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
Yeah, I know it's always the lattice.

Speaker 5 (30:37):
Yeah, produced that stuff will kill you, man, stay away. Greg.

Speaker 7 (30:41):
This is really fascinating to me because you have a
fear of flying because you're afraid the plane is going
to go down, which we've said before, like what makes
you so special that it's going to be your plane?
But now you don't feel like that with recall, Like
what's going to be my food?

Speaker 3 (30:53):
That's a good point. That's a great point. Yeah, because
I'm safely on the ground and I can nothing chances
eating something.

Speaker 7 (31:00):
Well, we'll see if you'll take your chances with this.
Because Costco is recalling their smoked salmon products because they
could be contaminated with listeria, and they say certain packages
of its Kirkland signature smoked salmon bought between October ninth
and October thirteenth are part of the recall. The recall
came from Costco smoked salmon supplier Acme Smoked Fish Corp.

Speaker 4 (31:23):
Which sounds delivered from the Wiley Kyrie delivery Company.

Speaker 5 (31:27):
Sounds like something.

Speaker 7 (31:28):
Out of the road Runner, Like I wouldn't trust that anyway.

Speaker 2 (31:32):
Me.

Speaker 4 (31:32):
Well, I mean there are grocery stores, Acme grocery stores.

Speaker 3 (31:35):
But why but.

Speaker 4 (31:36):
I mean, like, yeah, I don't like act me like
I'm like an Acme anvila.

Speaker 7 (31:41):
Do you get a free baby grand piano to drop
on someone's head?

Speaker 5 (31:44):
Sack me rockets? Yeah, Listeria is so hot right now?

Speaker 2 (31:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (31:49):
Yeah, don't what happens when.

Speaker 3 (31:51):
You have well, you have fresh breath.

Speaker 4 (31:55):
I'll get it likesina.

Speaker 3 (31:56):
No, I don't know. I have no idea.

Speaker 4 (31:57):
I hear by that stuff all the time. Ago, oh
even coal, I don't.

Speaker 6 (32:01):
Well, we found out like the bird flu actually isn't
that big of a deal.

Speaker 3 (32:06):
Well it wasn't.

Speaker 4 (32:07):
It was the West Nile that that one's not great?
Uh bird flu e COLI I mean syphilis.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
I mean whatever, you know you're about fine flu? Remember
that one?

Speaker 4 (32:18):
Yeah, I don't, but I don't know, Like I wouldn't know.
I would just think I was getting sick with something.
I wouldn't think like, oh my god.

Speaker 7 (32:23):
Well, listeria symptoms are fever, chills, must legs, feeling tired.

Speaker 3 (32:27):
You would think you just had.

Speaker 4 (32:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 8 (32:30):
It says that most infections are so mild that they
go unnoticed.

Speaker 7 (32:34):
So give us back our onions and smoked salmon.

Speaker 3 (32:36):
Yeah, we'll be fine.

Speaker 4 (32:37):
I keep hearing these ads for and I saw something
the other day when I went to go get the
dog some stuff for her birthday.

Speaker 3 (32:44):
Oh my goodness, baby, I keep hearing these ads for.

Speaker 4 (32:49):
It's cod skin dog treats, crispy cod skin. And I
don't know what it is to me that rings of
skin tag the same reaction I get to the term
skin tag. I'm just grossed out by crispy cod skin.
For whatever reason, I think it's delicious, So good does it? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (33:13):
And if it was salmon skin, I'd be taking the
treats from the dog.

Speaker 4 (33:16):
And the Yeah. Right there the checkout, they had this
little box full of like cod skin dog treats.

Speaker 3 (33:23):
What's grosser? Or those pig ears that you can get?

Speaker 7 (33:28):
What do you want to go well, or don't forget
the beloved bully.

Speaker 3 (33:31):
Stick, all right, which is what a penis?

Speaker 4 (33:33):
It's all penisis what kind of penis is that mass?
The bully sticks?

Speaker 5 (33:40):
The bully sticks wouldn't people a horse or something? Bro horse,
they're not that big, I don't know, or probably goat.
But the thing is about those, they're like so gross
when they started like chewing on them, because then they
get all like soft and stuff and then their constantly gummy. Yeah,

(34:01):
I never.

Speaker 7 (34:01):
Get Sorry, this is some breaking news. You said you're
disgusted by skin tags and codskin Guess what bully sticks
are made of?

Speaker 3 (34:10):
Penis?

Speaker 7 (34:11):
The official term beef.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
Pizzle beef.

Speaker 5 (34:22):
Like check out my pizzle pizzle.

Speaker 7 (34:25):
Oh my god, that is the most revolting thing I've
ever heard in my life.

Speaker 3 (34:29):
Oh I see, yeah, okay, now you got to do
a subsequent What is beef pile? Pile?

Speaker 7 (34:36):
You're looking up so I don't have to.

Speaker 3 (34:37):
Also, it's a bully stick, a chew toy for dogs
made from the dried penis of a bowl.

Speaker 4 (34:41):
Oh there it is, yeah, but it's uh, it's the
it's this other like it's it's called the whatever pill
it's inside the penis. So look see there's two there's
two things in there where the point of the arrow.
It's it's like some it's something inside of the penis
that they take out and they dry up. And then yeah,
because I'm look at what exactly is a bully stick?

Speaker 7 (35:04):
Yeah, I always have to just remember, no matter how
gross the stuff is, like, well, at least they're using
the whole animal, you know, at least it's not getting wasted.
But I don't need to look at beef pizzle and
pigures when I'm trying to get a new leash.

Speaker 6 (35:15):
Well I don't understand, Like, yeah, the pet product people
are like, you know what, there's this inside of a
penis that.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
Dogs are just.

Speaker 5 (35:25):
Like, who thinks of that?

Speaker 4 (35:26):
There's drawing of all the different animal penises in case
you want to see what they look like. So Greg,
you want to sit on one? What is that the
bottom one of this is? Just says Tom? Whoever thom is.

Speaker 3 (35:37):
It looks like a sideways poop emoji? It does. That's discussing. Okay, yeah,
are we all especially horrified? I think we're okay, wonderful.

Speaker 7 (35:47):
And that's what's going on, all.

Speaker 4 (35:48):
Right, thank you very much, Gina Grant. All right, a
couple of suggestions. Sammy had mentioned she was having a
problem with the Roku. Yes, somebody on the tech said,
you gotta completely unplug it, okay, and you gotta wait
for like five minutes, because it does that whole thing sometimes,

(36:09):
Like yeah, if somebody else said factory reset, but.

Speaker 5 (36:12):
No, then you do all the other stuff.

Speaker 3 (36:14):
That you gotta do.

Speaker 5 (36:15):
I don't want to do all that.

Speaker 4 (36:16):
What about the app on your phone.

Speaker 8 (36:18):
I tried that and it wasn't working for some reason,
like it wasn't connecting.

Speaker 3 (36:22):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (36:23):
See maybe Okay, so try the whole unplugged thing. I
can plug it from the wall, wait for five minutes,
plug it back in, this basic solution.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
And I didn't do that.

Speaker 4 (36:33):
Yeah, but that's what I always said, Like you could
pay all this extra money for the upgraded technical supporter
and you call the number and that's the first thing
they always.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
Have you do. Yeah, plug it, plug it back in.

Speaker 4 (36:43):
Yeah, don't shut it down. You got to completely unplug
it from the power source. Yeah, so he said, mine
does it every so often as well. Just turn it
off won't work. Yeah, Okay, there you go. All right, Yeah,
Samony needs to do a reset on the Roku. There's
a special code with the quote clicker.

Speaker 3 (36:59):
That's the else.

Speaker 8 (37:01):
All right, Well, I'll try all of these when I
get home.

Speaker 5 (37:04):
Yeah, it works batteries.

Speaker 3 (37:07):
I did check the batteries. O.

Speaker 4 (37:09):
And uh. There's some lucky dude news guy in North Carolina.
He found a twenty dollars bill on the ground, used
to buy the lottery, used it to buy a lottery ticket,
won a million bucks.

Speaker 5 (37:21):
Awesome.

Speaker 4 (37:22):
This is my favorite answer though. When I asked what
he's going to do with the money, he said the
first thing he was going to do is had the
Golden Corral and quote eat everything they've got. Hell yeah,
But it's one price. It's not like you can just
go there and order the menu. It's it's one price.

Speaker 5 (37:40):
In the day.

Speaker 3 (37:43):
Treat yourself crazy.

Speaker 4 (37:46):
Yeah, you know what you buy? The chocolate fountain. Yes,
to go in there with a million bucks, I'm sure
they'll sell you the chocolate fountain.

Speaker 3 (37:53):
Yes, one chocolate fountain. Sir.

Speaker 4 (37:55):
Have you been to a Golden Corral?

Speaker 5 (37:56):
Oh?

Speaker 4 (37:56):
Yeah I have. I'm not surprised that Greg hate it.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
Really, I think I would.

Speaker 4 (38:02):
If you would hate it.

Speaker 5 (38:02):
You would be so schemed out.

Speaker 2 (38:04):
Really.

Speaker 3 (38:04):
Oh yeah, I've driven by them and I've been tempted.

Speaker 4 (38:07):
I love I love all those places, old country buffet,
whatever buffet. The only one ever got grossed out by
was when I lived down the Jersey Shore there was
a Chinese all you can eat buffet who ended up
getting shut down because they found a pet in the freezer.

Speaker 3 (38:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (38:23):
Like, I know, it's like a joke that writes itself,
but there literally were like you know, cats and stuff,
and they said that were there were family pets that
had died and they were waiting to do something with them.
But they were in there with can't mix it in
with the like in the in the walk in that
doesn't well.

Speaker 7 (38:39):
Yeah, I love a Chinese buffet.

Speaker 3 (38:42):
Me too, so good? Yeah like that?

Speaker 4 (38:45):
What are the stuff like where you put all the
stuff in the ball and you bring it up to
the big round flat Mongolian Mongolian was like Mongolian Korean
Koreans where they have like the little burners at your table,
right and you cook everything. It's kind of like the
Asian version of of fondue. Right. I'm sorry, fun due
It is fine, right, And I have not gone to

(39:06):
a melting pot ever water outside. I've kept threatening to
bring Greg to the Melting d My wife and I
love going to that place, and Greg would totally love
because it's a slow place.

Speaker 3 (39:17):
That's minimum of two hour dinner, oh minimum. I have
been meaning to go for years. I didn't know it
existed until you told me about it.

Speaker 4 (39:24):
And yeah, it's not it's not fondue, it's I'm more
than fond I love it. It's fun due Yeah eight
seven seven forty four hit us up with the text
over to two to nine eight seven over you right
back that. Yeah, I saw something over the weekend, Greg,

(39:51):
be hop to a chick your favorite. Her estimated net
worth is over ten million dollars already, Yeah, because of
the podcast, because of them and what she's just making
just basically on social media. Usually hate that, but I
like her one little encounter out on the street with
a sea bass type guy.

Speaker 5 (40:11):
Yeah million, And.

Speaker 4 (40:12):
Yeah that's lost million dollars.

Speaker 5 (40:14):
What has she done a whole job? Can you name
something she's actually done since that sex reference?

Speaker 4 (40:21):
No, people just like her personality. So people are watching
that podcast, so she's doing saying, but what is that?

Speaker 5 (40:26):
What did you learned from that podcast?

Speaker 4 (40:28):
I haven't listened to the podcast to learn anything other
than people listen. Why do you think people listen to
this show and listen because they like the people on
the show, or it's like whatever the you know, the ensemble,
whatever it is. You just want to listen to somebody
that you like.

Speaker 5 (40:42):
Yeah, I think they discovered that she is kind of
funny more than just that one line that she had.

Speaker 4 (40:47):
Why do people watch any of these reality like The
Honey Booboos Back.

Speaker 5 (40:52):
I can tell you about Greg and what he does
in Menace and genis.

Speaker 3 (40:55):
Well now, but what about The Housewife?

Speaker 4 (40:56):
Now you can well, I mean at first, you know,
after you know, the first week or so of listening,
you weren't able to do that, right, But.

Speaker 5 (41:03):
You didn't get ten million dollars your first week of listening.

Speaker 4 (41:05):
No, but also didn't have the numbers. Yeah, that's the thing.
If it's just based on these raw numbers of you know,
podcast downloads and social media impressions and her getting paid
to come out to make she was making dumb money,
especially in the very beginning, to go out and just
like be at these club nights.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (41:23):
Crazy society is so strange, it's so dumb. Yeah, it's
pretty stupid. But also, yes, she's here right there.

Speaker 4 (41:34):
It lets you know that it's possible. Yeah, anything is
possible for anybody. You don't have to have an ability
to throw or hit a bomb. You don't have to
have any kind of level of real intelligence.

Speaker 3 (41:46):
Make a joke.

Speaker 4 (41:46):
Nope, you don't have to make a joke reference. Yeah,
and you two could end up being a millionaire. A millionaire,
it's awesome. Why you need to make sex references constantly?

Speaker 3 (41:56):
And you never know.

Speaker 4 (41:57):
I'm way more happy that he has success over somebody,
even though this person does like to catch me outside
girl right like this Hailey sat her name Haley the
hot chick. I'm fine with her.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
Yeah, she seems all right. She's cheery like.

Speaker 4 (42:14):
The professional douchebags, like they catch me outside girl.

Speaker 3 (42:20):
That's gross. Gross.

Speaker 4 (42:24):
Well, today is MENACE's birthday. Happy birthday, little buddy. How
does it feel forty five?

Speaker 5 (42:30):
It feels weird.

Speaker 6 (42:31):
I'll feel forty five because when I was hold, I
don't say.

Speaker 3 (42:35):
Another word in your sash you birthday literal sash, thank you.

Speaker 5 (42:41):
He presented it to me.

Speaker 4 (42:43):
There's the sash like I was America.

Speaker 3 (42:45):
That's right there, he is, thank you there he is.

Speaker 6 (42:48):
Yeah, I don't feel forty five because remember like when
you were in your twenties or your teens or like
forty five.

Speaker 5 (42:54):
Like whoa Brandpa?

Speaker 6 (42:57):
And then and then when I run into be Bull,
they think I'm like thirty five. I think I feel
I finally feel maybe thirty five, but I don't. I
definitely don't feel forty five. And I run into other
forty five year olds are like, damn, You've been through
some stuff, you know, but I'm enjoying it.

Speaker 4 (43:15):
Well, we uh we have something. Well, I don't know,
Gina grad has something for you.

Speaker 3 (43:19):
Really.

Speaker 7 (43:20):
I brought this across state line. There's two different wrap.

Speaker 5 (43:28):
Things like this is always said he you can't give
him a gun because he'll get drunk and high and
play with it.

Speaker 6 (43:33):
Yeah, it's true, because I would just constantly think about it,
how cool it was.

Speaker 3 (43:37):
So he's pulling out the first thing.

Speaker 5 (43:39):
Okay, it's hand.

Speaker 7 (43:41):
Picked for you.

Speaker 5 (43:42):
Okay, nice. Oh wow, it's really rap.

Speaker 7 (43:45):
Sorry, I just really wanted to make it.

Speaker 3 (43:47):
Are What is it?

Speaker 6 (43:50):
It said, Bucky's pecan log.

Speaker 7 (43:54):
Marshmallow stuff inside.

Speaker 5 (43:55):
It's very phallic. It's a beef pizzle.

Speaker 4 (43:59):
Yeah, and oh no, sleep till BUCkies bumper sticker, Yeah,
are on it, very nice.

Speaker 7 (44:05):
And then the next thing is I really hope you
get some use out of this, all right, because I
was really excited to.

Speaker 5 (44:12):
Get it for you. Speaking of BUCkies, did you see
they have a billboard that I think it says thirteen
hundred miles to the BUCkies right outside of Pop Springs, California,
And it's just showing you how much Bucky's rules. You'll
love to drive that far to get there.

Speaker 6 (44:25):
Okay, well it Yeah, it's an inflatable BUCkies. It's like
a cool cool cool, This is awesome.

Speaker 3 (44:33):
Wow, I'll look at that. When I saw it.

Speaker 5 (44:36):
I don't seen this version because I I've seen other
ones that I want to get, but they were too
busy to not too busy. Uh, they were too big
the fly with once in a while the places I
want to take him to have to blow them up.
Yeah no, but no, this how small that one?

Speaker 8 (44:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (44:52):
This box is way smaller.

Speaker 7 (44:54):
So I have to be able to fit it in
my carry on.

Speaker 5 (44:56):
Yeah, thank you?

Speaker 4 (44:59):
So I see we have nothing bunt cakes?

Speaker 8 (45:03):
Yes, I brought those in yeah, for his birthday. And
there's all the variety. Every kind they make is over
there boxes two different varieties.

Speaker 4 (45:15):
Those are so good. Nothing as rules holding our wedding.
I had them for the blest birthday.

Speaker 3 (45:22):
Now.

Speaker 5 (45:23):
I do have one more gift that was pretty kick
ass that I saw right when I walked in under
my seat. I might not have seen it, but I
did not say what is it? There's a raccoon rug.

Speaker 3 (45:38):
Look at baby like a bear.

Speaker 5 (45:42):
It looks like some guy put in my kid's bathroom.

Speaker 3 (45:44):
Yeah exactly. That's very like if my daughter was really.

Speaker 4 (45:47):
In the raccoons, Like I get that, like put it
in front of her, like in the kid's bath like
there's sink.

Speaker 5 (45:52):
Yeah that corgan got that for all. She's poor Morgan
much more.

Speaker 4 (45:59):
I know.

Speaker 3 (46:00):
No, I found it all d of all places. I'm like,
this menaceab to.

Speaker 4 (46:04):
The chicks to be the most thoughtful. Yeah, I mean,
I wished it Happy birthday.

Speaker 5 (46:09):
I got it the misspelled sash.

Speaker 3 (46:11):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 5 (46:13):
It's like people that didn't hear that it was misspelled
and they see it on social media, they're like, I
think it's misspelled.

Speaker 4 (46:20):
Yeah that's perfect.

Speaker 3 (46:21):
It's the perfect gift. Yeah, thank you.

Speaker 4 (46:24):
I will menace on the on the birthday wish list
to the I'm sorry at the bucket bucket list. Sorry, yes, uh,
pretty successful year.

Speaker 5 (46:33):
Oh my god, so.

Speaker 6 (46:34):
Lit even things that have not happened yet are scheduled
to happen uh later this year, by the end of
the year.

Speaker 4 (46:41):
Yeah, I mean it didn't have to happen in the
birthday month. It just had to be something that you
that you got set up, right, Yes, yeah, So baskets goals? Yeah, oh,
I thought you were going to go down the list,
but I'll go ahead. I'm just waiting for you to
tell me what what you got checked off? Okay, so
they kick the field goal? Kick the field goal is
going to happen at the Super Dome. Okay, that's gonna

(47:03):
happen next month. And then shoot baskets at into a dome.

Speaker 5 (47:07):
Now the into a Dome.

Speaker 6 (47:08):
And the Clippers did invite me to their opening game
and I got to go to that and that was
absolutely awesome, but I did not get to shoot baskets.
And do you know who hit me up is Crypto
Arena at Crypto dot com. So I might be doing
that pretty soon, all right, damn be.

Speaker 4 (47:24):
On screen and Fast and Furious eleven that did not happen. Yeah,
visit Pizza Hut headquarters in Plano, Texas. One of the
things I thought would be the most easy.

Speaker 3 (47:31):
Easier, and that did not happen.

Speaker 5 (47:33):
No pizza, where you at?

Speaker 3 (47:35):
Visit Panda Express Innovation Kitchen.

Speaker 5 (47:37):
That did happen. That did happen.

Speaker 3 (47:39):
It was lit tour a mansion with Josh Altman.

Speaker 5 (47:44):
That's still yeah, Josh, where are you at?

Speaker 3 (47:49):
Visit JBL headquarters?

Speaker 5 (47:50):
I did that, ruled. I spent over four hours there. Wow.

Speaker 4 (47:55):
Giveaway a golf cart on Instagram? I'd like so specific
and so random, I want to do it, But I like,
I want to give away a golf cart I do.

Speaker 3 (48:04):
I want to do it on Instagram because you know,
specific and random with happiness that it would bring.

Speaker 5 (48:11):
So yeah, I think that would be great.

Speaker 4 (48:13):
But I mean, like, for something there, did that happen
or it did not happen.

Speaker 5 (48:18):
I tried to make that happen. But you know what,
I'll just I'll just announce it.

Speaker 4 (48:21):
Now.

Speaker 6 (48:21):
Do you know what's gonna be happening on the Woody
Show Instagram? What we are getting give away a trip
to the comic Con cruise.

Speaker 5 (48:32):
At the wood Show on Instagram. So that makes up
for it. I mean passes. I know, Yeah, this is
going to be the best trip off, So keep an.

Speaker 3 (48:40):
Eye out for that.

Speaker 4 (48:40):
Alright, have a listener meet up at Suavecito.

Speaker 5 (48:43):
Yes, that's gonna happen probably in December.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (48:46):
Tour the Hardwood Suite inside the Palms Casino didn't happen.

Speaker 5 (48:50):
I had twenty people who said they could make it happen.

Speaker 3 (48:53):
You never did. Never, never happen. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (48:55):
Uh. Toward the I'm sorry ride zero G they followed
me on Instagram and that was it.

Speaker 3 (49:01):
That was it.

Speaker 4 (49:02):
Take an arrow jet to Palm Springs nothing and oh
and visit the UFC headquarters in Vegas and.

Speaker 5 (49:08):
That was kick was awesome. Honestly seeing how excited Morgan.

Speaker 3 (49:14):
Was for that, that was like, yea, literally best in
my life. So thank you.

Speaker 4 (49:18):
Okay, so get the wood Is show. On Family Feud,
this is one that a lot of people wanted to
see happen. It's not happening for a couple of different reasons.
Number One, to be on Family Feud, you have to
actually be family, all right. And then for the celebrity one,
let's be serious.

Speaker 7 (49:30):
Exactly so we don't qualify for either category.

Speaker 4 (49:33):
It would also be a celebrity and their family, right,
so it's.

Speaker 6 (49:36):
Not just you know whoever, so they can't have a
special edition like really but for us, look how much
that makes sense.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
If even celebrities.

Speaker 5 (49:46):
But if you put it like if you do like
the radio week, hold on, guys, hold on, dial it back.
Remember h Kelly and Regis, they had the thing where
they had like radio people like all week, and it
just makes sense because all the radio people are going
to do is talk about how they're going.

Speaker 3 (50:03):
To be something they currently do I know, but they
can well, then you pitch that tool.

Speaker 4 (50:09):
The other one I thought was hilarious is that he
had here number nine on his list, fly Fiji Airways
to Japan with a stop in Fiji. Now he didn't
get to do that. But you know who went to
Fiji on Fiji Airlines menace his wife?

Speaker 2 (50:23):
Yeah, with.

Speaker 5 (50:26):
Random yeah, just randomly. She just went by, yeah and
enjoyed it, loved it.

Speaker 4 (50:31):
I'm sure she did.

Speaker 3 (50:33):
A really long flight.

Speaker 7 (50:35):
Yeah, but if it's not a good airline, who cares?

Speaker 4 (50:37):
Sure rules, But yeah, so she went to Fiji on
Fiji Airlines airways whatever it's called.

Speaker 3 (50:44):
So of all the things on your list that did
not get accomplished or you know done. What's the one
thing that you wish would be the thing that?

Speaker 4 (50:53):
Probably golf cart on the.

Speaker 3 (50:56):
Zero G zero G and love to watch that video.

Speaker 2 (51:00):
Fun.

Speaker 3 (51:00):
Yeah, that would be insanity so cool. See you and
Woody up in zero G floating.

Speaker 4 (51:06):
Today is uh, actually MENACE's birthday. The actual day is
today finally, and we get to eulogize Menace because why
wait until they're dead? Oh yeah, why yeah? And so
that's coming up next here on the Woody Show eight
seven seven forty four. If you like to have something
said to Menace, you could do a happy birthday Menace
coming in a lot on the text.

Speaker 2 (51:23):
To see that.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
Thank you.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
See then I'll see another one who's telling Menace he
looks thirty five, bitch looks fifty. Sure with those ibags,
I said, he's not fully say that.

Speaker 5 (51:32):
I didn't say. I looked thirty five. I feel Yeah,
open your ear, dumbs idiot, Yeah, dumb ass.

Speaker 2 (51:38):
Yeah you dumb.

Speaker 4 (51:39):
So we will, uh, we will eulogize Menace for his birthday.
Come up next, Hang on the show, be back back,
back back in a bed. Well, hopefully we're going to
see on Friday night at Marongo speaking of a menace
and partying and everything else. This Friday, Marongo Casino Resort
and Spots our next big Woody Show party.

Speaker 3 (51:58):
Let's do it eight to eleven pm.

Speaker 4 (52:00):
Rome from Sublime with Rome, He's gonna be there performing
DJ Scotty Fox. We haven't seen him in a long time.
Oh wow, but Scottie Fox canna be djaying before Rome
gets on stage. Also new Woody show merch to give away.
We got Alter Ego tickets will be given away. Also
tickets for all ninety eighty seven's friends giving so you
can see Rome again his final show with Sublime.

Speaker 3 (52:23):
Perfect, So we got we got that this Friday.

Speaker 4 (52:25):
Plus should it go to a Game seven, we will
have Game seven tickets to give away. We're encouraging everybody
to get there, beat the traffic to get there on Friday,
So get there early enough so you can watch the
game at Sideline Sports Bar Man is DJ Tim Martinez,
A bunch of us will be there and everybody who
shows up as a chance to win tickets to should
there be a Game seven, So.

Speaker 5 (52:47):
That is this Friday.

Speaker 4 (52:48):
Just go to party with Woody dot com for all
the info. Well, today is MENACE's actual birthday. The start
of this tradition, I believe last year at some point.
So whenever it's somebody's birthday, we get to say nice
things about them now while they're still around, because why wait,
why wait until we called the segment?

Speaker 3 (53:10):
Why wait until they're dead?

Speaker 4 (53:11):
Why? And so we eulogize them even though they're still
here for their birthdays. They can hear all the nice stuff,
and you're dead. You can't hear all the nice stuff
that people are saying about you at that point. Yeah,
so Menas just has to sit here and he's going
to take it and a little buddy forty five years
old today, Happy birthday to you, Menace.

Speaker 3 (53:31):
Thank you you're dead.

Speaker 5 (53:32):
You're still talking dead person? Oh yeah, it's not you're dead.

Speaker 4 (53:36):
And we will start with Sea Bass.

Speaker 5 (53:39):
Well, I'm going to take the people back here because
many people don't know that when I first joined this
show some nine years ago, there was friction between Menace
and I. There was I think it was a combination
of things. It was Menas saw me is maybe a
threat that I came in and started doing a lot
of stuff maybe that he had done in the past,
street interviews and wild stunts, things of that nature, and

(54:01):
I was doing a much better and and you know,
getting a lot of attention internationally, so I don't blame
it for that other things. When I first started, I
was the quote executive producer, meaning I had to like
do all this stuff with the salespeople and scheduling and
all that.

Speaker 3 (54:18):
Garbage and your strong party, which for folks who don't
know I was.

Speaker 5 (54:22):
That was kind of the lie. That what he told
management so he could bring me on the show. But regardless,
I had to do those duties and Menace like doing
a lot of that stuff himself. So again there's friction
there because he was already he was already working with
the salespeople and I find out about things and so
on and so forth. But our relationship blossomed and grew
immensely once I left that position and we gave it
off to the series of losers who've had it since then.

(54:46):
This is some gases escaping from Mena's corpse, right, that happens.

Speaker 4 (54:50):
Sometimes it's weird because once the turn evacuates yea, when
someone dies, then there's like a build of a gas
behind it.

Speaker 5 (55:00):
But blood Medicine, I have gotten along delightfully collaborating and
we've found that our Oh did I should say we
did get along delightfully because he's dead.

Speaker 3 (55:09):
Yeah, Mega, we.

Speaker 5 (55:11):
Got along delightfully and really enjoy bouncing ideas off each
other and supporting each other creatively, you know, things like
just little little things like buying things for.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
Him and vice versa. Oh, romantic, it is a.

Speaker 5 (55:27):
Some might say gina a romance. Yeah, romantic gone too soon.
Unfortunately I got an invite to his wedding, which didn't happen,
but he invited me like that was very sweet of him,
and he will be missed. Little buddy rip menas.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
H twenty five Too soon, way too soon?

Speaker 2 (55:44):
So young?

Speaker 3 (55:45):
Yeah, hey when they go there young Greggory. Well, there's
so much to say about Menace. About seventeen maybe eighteen
years ago when we first met, I was actually hoping
for this day, the day he would be dead. Oh
my god.

Speaker 4 (55:57):
Yeah, because much like SeaBASS is beginning friction.

Speaker 3 (56:01):
But now that he is dead, I don't have that
feeling so much.

Speaker 4 (56:04):
I remember like when the Menace first started, because you know,
Greg would come to me and he go, why is
he here?

Speaker 3 (56:09):
It was why do we need? It was not fun.
He was this young braddy Ish disturber, love to argue.
He loved to yell at people. He was like a
gnat that just always swarmed around your face and it
was annoying. But fast forward, we had a renaissance on
this one flight. We comfort each other during some turbulence,

(56:30):
and we made an agreement on that day for any
future arguments, and the catchphrase that we came up with
on any future argument was be like menace on a plane.
He was the first person to show me what Twitter was,
and I remember thinking, Wow, that is so stupid. That
will not catch on. And he said, no, look you
can post. Oh I don't know what you had for

(56:51):
lunch today, and he showed me that he had posted
a picture of a sandwich and I said, that is
so stupid. But sure enough Twitter did become a thing,
and that's what men had been saying. He let me
stay at his apartment when I was looking for a
place to live. That was super nice, super generous. He
and his wife had this one bedroom place and the
bathroom was in the bedroom. So this was a two

(57:13):
day visit without pooping for me. And if Menas were
here right now, which he's not because he died, he
would say, I'm proud of you, Greg for not being
an animal of a housecust save it for the home.

Speaker 11 (57:25):
Bawl.

Speaker 3 (57:26):
I know he'd be saying that, So did you.

Speaker 5 (57:27):
Not even go to like a grocery store, Amil for
two days? That is a powerful man.

Speaker 3 (57:33):
It's called mind over matter. Something Menace was great at
Medus was a generous spirit. He was the birthday cake king.
Did he bring a cake for anybody with a birthday
on the Woody Show? No, he brought three. He would
throw lavish. He did throw a lavish wedding at the
Taco Bell Canteen, and not that we would know, because
we weren't invited. Didn't even know about the wedding until

(57:56):
long after it happened. But I'm sure he was a
generous tipper and his annual birthday bucket list he made
sure to include one or all of us from getting
runoff in the form of food or events or visits
to random offices. Oh, Menace did love an office, the
allure of office culture, the break rooms, the kitchens. He
loved offices so much that he legally lived here in

(58:17):
our office. Not sure what emotion was even stronger his
love of the offices or his disdain for being at home.
It was really interesting to see his transformation from bright
hoodies frosted tips to his trademark black v Nex his
most recent flannel obsession. We were even with him when
he transitioned from fake glasses to actual legal prescription glasses.

(58:39):
That's what he actually We were there, We were there.
Menace was always there to help you with something that
you needed because he had a guy. You need a dentist,
he knew one. And speaking of glasses, need new glasses,
I got a glasses guy for you. He had a
shoe guy if you needed a to book a ride
to the airport. But you only wanted like a sprinter
van that was Neon green with plethorin here and a

(59:00):
stripper pole. He had a Neon green Pleathors, stripper pole
sprinter guy. Oh it was incredible. I only wish he
had lived long enough to get a coffee robot guy.
That's something that was ever and the.

Speaker 4 (59:10):
One touchcake maker.

Speaker 3 (59:14):
But maybe he will have his coffee robot in Heaven.
I hope Heaven has endless fried chicken and pizza and burgers.
May Menace never wait for food and never wait for
the Bill again. And I also hope heaven has full
walls and doors in their bathrooms, Menuce, and that you
can poop in peace for eternity.

Speaker 2 (59:32):
That's so nice.

Speaker 5 (59:33):
That was really sweet.

Speaker 4 (59:34):
All right, let's go with Sammy.

Speaker 8 (59:36):
All right, Well, Menace was a body in motion for
a guy who never ate a vegetable, he had stamina,
and he was always somewhere doing something. You could always
count on him for a last minute invite. And the
only thing that he ever asked in return was that
you have fun and keep pace, because he waited for

(59:56):
no one and everyone always heard him say jo fun,
but he also didn't and he also said, don't talk
about it, be about it. And Menace lived by his
own advice, and he chose to join fun every day.
And when I would say bye to him on a Friday,
he would always point at me and he would say, hey,
make sure you do something fun this weekend. And Ryan,

(01:00:17):
he would follow up on Monday and ask what fun
thing I did? And let's be honest, most of the
time I answer was I cleaned and I crocheted. And
now that Menace is gone, I'm gonna leave you some
very wise advice that he gave me stop cleaning so much,
only clean when people come over.

Speaker 5 (01:00:36):
I respect that rip menas all.

Speaker 4 (01:00:39):
Right, uh, Gina grad Yeah.

Speaker 7 (01:00:42):
Mine's a little short, you know, because I've been haven't
been here that long. But in the short time I
was able to know Menace, my impressions of him went
from seeing just a goofy guy who was stoned all
the time and trotted out only to do interviews for
bigfoot enthusiasts to beholding a social media maven who made
kick ass videos with a collection of shoes worth more

(01:01:03):
than my annual rent. I'd come to admire his cool,
casual style, and I thank him for turning me on
to the best thing I currently own, my Meta rate
band sunglasses. Though I'm sad about his loss, I take
comfort in knowing that a guy who bounced from event
to event all day every day is finally able to
take a much needed dirt nap.

Speaker 4 (01:01:23):
Oh all right, true, very true, Thank you, Gina, Yeah,
no problem. You know, I I echo a lot of
what was already said in this room. His generosity is
always willingness to go and do different things, try different things.
I admired toward the ends of his end of his life,
how he had a jacket for every occasion. Yeah he's
going to be at a game. It was very clear

(01:01:45):
that he ran out and got that jacket right before
the event. He also had jackets for places I don't
even know offer jackets Buckiesucky for example, jacket Randy's Donuts.
He became a jacket guy. He was a shoe guy
when we first met him. Then he became a jacket guy.
He was a great travel companion. We would fatten up
like no other to get that EMPTC on the plane.

(01:02:06):
So going place one hundred, right, we damn near.

Speaker 3 (01:02:10):
On a hundred. I think there was maybe one that
we got screwed on.

Speaker 5 (01:02:13):
I mean sometimes planes are fully you can't do right
about that?

Speaker 4 (01:02:15):
Oh yeah, I like that has become a phrase that
I use a lot in my life ever since I
met Menas. Oh yeah, I like that? Or what a
blit dog sun? How am I going to keep up
on all the latest slang? Yeah you're not going to
be cool? How am I going to keep up on
these streets? These are things I wonder as we've lost Medas.

(01:02:36):
But then I think, much like Gina Man, he actually
gets to rest for a little bit now now that
he's gone to his forever home. Hopefully there are Taco
bells and endless chicken places. He was sad in nineteen
ninety seven when the four alarm double decker taco has
discontinued at Taco Bell in what year? Nineteen ninety seven? Right,

(01:02:57):
Menace discontinued in twenty twenty four. Perhaps in heaven will
be able to get his four alarm double deck or
taco in heaven with Taco Bell and angels by his side,
because that'll be his first question. Where where the food
at Saint Peter?

Speaker 3 (01:03:17):
He'll be missed.

Speaker 4 (01:03:18):
Yes, oh wow, he came back to life, Menace.

Speaker 3 (01:03:22):
WHOA. What happened?

Speaker 5 (01:03:26):
Was something you'd like to say before before we wrap
up on your eulogy. I was dead, but you like
I heard very nice things about me while I was dead. Yes,
and I would like to say thank you to everybody
who said very very nice things about me and my jackets.
Oh yeah, I like that.

Speaker 4 (01:03:46):
I have no Randy Salted jacket.

Speaker 5 (01:03:48):
I actually know I've had that jacket.

Speaker 4 (01:03:50):
I saw him post that picture over the week. I'm like,
there's a Randy's jacket.

Speaker 5 (01:03:54):
Yeah, I've actually had that jacket for over two years.

Speaker 4 (01:03:56):
I've got a UFC jacket.

Speaker 5 (01:03:58):
I just couldn't fit in it. Yeah, like all these
jackets you think are nude, they're not.

Speaker 3 (01:04:02):
Isn't that crazy?

Speaker 4 (01:04:03):
Too fat for a Randy's donut jacket?

Speaker 5 (01:04:05):
Ye?

Speaker 4 (01:04:07):
Fat's ash?

Speaker 2 (01:04:08):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:04:08):
All right, well, happy birthday, Menace? Thank you? What he
sitting in the nineties chicken nuggets? Somewhere in the studio?
Can Menace find it before the never mind he found it?

Speaker 4 (01:04:19):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (01:04:20):
Will be right back? Is the Woody Show?

Speaker 3 (01:04:25):
Menace?

Speaker 4 (01:04:26):
Yes, I had this think this is something I always remember.

Speaker 3 (01:04:30):
He was on a big uncrustables kick for a.

Speaker 5 (01:04:32):
Minute, so good, but they stopped having them in the office.

Speaker 4 (01:04:40):
According to a new report by the Athletic NFL players
easily go through at least eighty thousand uncrustables a year WOW,
which includes games, practices, and training camps. The Denver Broncos
players eat the most, seven thousand a week.

Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
They have free uncrustables everywhere.

Speaker 4 (01:04:58):
The Seattle Seahawks came in said plays with thirty two
hundred per week, followed by the Jacksonville Jaguars at thirty
one to fifty per week.

Speaker 3 (01:05:06):
Joined the Broncos.

Speaker 4 (01:05:08):
Coincidentally on crustables which are marketed by Smuckers. They were
invented by a retired football player. Oh his name is
Len Kretchman, and he was a wide receiver for North
Dakota State University. He went on to work with schools
in the food service industry, and in the nineteen nineties
his wife suggested that he create a mass produced peanut

(01:05:28):
butter and jelly sandwich without the crust. And so they
made the very first uncrustable right there in their own
kitchen at their house. They used a glass to press
down on the bread to cut the crust off, and
then they added the crimp to the sandwich's edges. Four
years later, Smuckers bought the company and the rest is history.
I think they should have held out. They sold it

(01:05:48):
for a million dollars. One million dollars, I think of
all the money they made on en krust.

Speaker 5 (01:05:53):
On one hand, it's also the easiest thing in the world,
of course.

Speaker 3 (01:05:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:05:56):
And to say you invented it, I mean, well, I
mean you never saw you never saw like to go
peanut butter and jelly sandwiches like that before. Okay, So
they always say it's just an improvement on an existing idea.

Speaker 5 (01:06:07):
Do you know what I saw recently?

Speaker 6 (01:06:09):
They have like a hamburger not from Smuckers, but a
Hamburger version that they're selling places. I think it's called
Ufo Burger. And it looks like it incrustable. Yea cheeseburger inside.

Speaker 3 (01:06:22):
Yeah, it has like like a hot pocket. It's almost
like a like a giant Bennet looking thing. Yeah, it's weird.

Speaker 5 (01:06:28):
It basically looks like an uncrustable, but it's a cheeseburger.
It looks awesome.

Speaker 3 (01:06:33):
I want it.

Speaker 5 (01:06:34):
I need it because then look, you can like dip
it in other sauces and stuff. Oh yeah, oh yeah,
I like that.

Speaker 3 (01:06:44):
But there you go.

Speaker 4 (01:06:44):
Uncrustables in the news. Just don't give them those wheat ones.

Speaker 5 (01:06:49):
Who wants wheat.

Speaker 3 (01:06:57):
Superiority?

Speaker 2 (01:07:00):
Is The Woody Show, and.

Speaker 4 (01:07:03):
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politically correct world. Monday morning, it's October the twenty eighth.
It's MENACE's birthday. Whoa twenty twenty four?

Speaker 3 (01:07:17):
My name is what that is? Greg Gory? Good morning?

Speaker 4 (01:07:20):
There is Menace?

Speaker 5 (01:07:21):
What is up?

Speaker 4 (01:07:21):
We got Gina grad seabasses here, there's Sammy phones are
open eight seven seven forty four. That's eight seven seven.

Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
Forty four Wooding. You can also hit us up with.

Speaker 4 (01:07:31):
A text over to to nine eight seven. So diarrhea
of topics. And I did make a couple of notes
and this one what's something your mom made you eat?
And now you got like PTSD over it. I saw

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it upon a conversation where these people were just sharing
different things, you know, and it was just a kind
of a casual conversation.

Speaker 3 (01:07:59):
It's not like an online thing.

Speaker 4 (01:08:00):
It was just a you know, to be oh my god,
my mom all the time and make beef strogan off
and blah blah blah blah. Kay, I know it sounds
pretty good. Yeah, it was better than the salmon patties
that my mom made for a while.

Speaker 3 (01:08:11):
Those sound good too, it says you.

Speaker 4 (01:08:14):
Uh, and then what hill are you willing to die on?
What small hill are you willing to die? We had
a smaller conversation about that as well, but didn't get
a chance really to kind of get your your.

Speaker 3 (01:08:25):
Feedback on that. So something that's not that important, right, yeah,
like a state it I won't budge.

Speaker 4 (01:08:35):
Well, I'll say, like I'm trying to think of one
of from candy Corn and Circus Peanuts those are delicious.
I don't care what you say.

Speaker 3 (01:08:42):
That's a hill.

Speaker 4 (01:08:42):
I'm willing to die. Those are good. You're sitting on
wrong hill also, And that's the thing about these hills. Yeah,
it wouldn't be a hill to die on if everybody
just agreed with you.

Speaker 7 (01:08:51):
It's a mound to die on.

Speaker 4 (01:08:54):
Yeah, just a little mound. Yeah, mound is kind of hot.
Yeah the word mound.

Speaker 3 (01:08:59):
You must love that candy.

Speaker 4 (01:09:00):
Oh mountains, Yeah, I love mounts all right. So yeah,
what uh, what's something that your mom made you eat? Like,
you know, every mom's got like a go to dish
and maybe just wasn't your favorite. My kid's bitch all
the time because my wife's big thing is just chicken
in any way, shape or form.

Speaker 2 (01:09:16):
Chicken.

Speaker 4 (01:09:16):
This chicken nat chicken. Usually with my you know kids,
while it's always chicken and some kind of rice, chicken
and rice all the time. I know, they they just
want something else. Look, she's busy, Come on, guys, hard time.
They're like, uh, you're not You're not making dinner, are you?
Oh no, the kid's going to be chicken and rice?

Speaker 1 (01:09:35):
Right.

Speaker 4 (01:09:35):
Yeah, it's not like uh, you know, because they just
dislike everything. They just know what it's gonna be. Yeah,
I don't want that either. And then what's a small
hill you're willing to die on? We'll take your calls,
your texts. Eight seven seven forty four woody is the
fall number. It's eight seven seven forty four woody. Any

(01:09:58):
other uh, any other question you want to throw out there?
I also opened up We've done this before with the
with the calls. Yeah, if you have a question, you
can call in question. Do you want to throw out there?
For the diarrhea of topics, I figured I just throw
a couple out there and get started if anybody in
the room or anybody on the phones.

Speaker 3 (01:10:17):
The eating thing reminds me of the recent Glory Hule
challenge with the crawfish in it. I told you that
my mom had wrapped them up and put them in
my bag for lunch.

Speaker 2 (01:10:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:10:27):
I was probably a sophomore in high school and I
didn't know what was in there. And I opened up
his tinfoil and there's like whatever three or four of
these crawfish and they look just like bugs. And I
threw them away and went hungry that day. And like that,
I cannot just sit here and rip apart of crawfish
for lunch.

Speaker 5 (01:10:45):
Was so cool, terrific on drugs at some point, I
don't go through that's that's that's the thing a method
would give their kids.

Speaker 3 (01:10:52):
Yeah, it's usually like a sandwich of some sort and
an apple. I have to get rid of this crawdad.

Speaker 4 (01:10:56):
I mean, I never understand when you go to a
restaurant they serve shrimp, that's I'll have like the tails
and stuff on or the tails are one thing, but
like where they're full. Yeah, you had to take the
whole shell.

Speaker 5 (01:11:05):
Off the time.

Speaker 3 (01:11:06):
To Europe, they love to do that.

Speaker 5 (01:11:08):
Get trust, not a problem.

Speaker 3 (01:11:12):
He's not going to Europe.

Speaker 4 (01:11:13):
I'm never going to.

Speaker 1 (01:11:14):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (01:11:15):
I do have a question because I keep on hearing
that just in America that credit card balances are out
of control. If there's any listeners who have an extremely
high credit card balance, why like what did you spend
it on?

Speaker 1 (01:11:30):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (01:11:31):
What is it?

Speaker 7 (01:11:31):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:11:32):
Like what's the balance? Yeah?

Speaker 5 (01:11:33):
High is your balance?

Speaker 3 (01:11:35):
And what's in that total?

Speaker 5 (01:11:36):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:11:36):
They're hes hitting you up? You want to make it bigger? No,
leave me alone?

Speaker 5 (01:11:40):
How high is your balance? Who has the highest one?

Speaker 4 (01:11:42):
All right, So we've got some we've got some questions
to get started with here eight seven food He hit
us up with the text over to two to ninety
seven texts here says, my mom forced me to drink
milk every day when I was little, and now I
can't see milk without gagging.

Speaker 5 (01:11:55):
I get that you're lost.

Speaker 4 (01:11:57):
Nine linea beans and she always put onions in the
salad instead of on the side for who one of them?

Speaker 3 (01:12:05):
Just maddening boo.

Speaker 7 (01:12:07):
I totally agree.

Speaker 4 (01:12:08):
No, So, what's what's the food that your mom or
your dad whatever, that your parents used to make you eat?

Speaker 7 (01:12:16):
Do you guys even know what hearts of palm are?
My mom used to make us eat those?

Speaker 2 (01:12:20):
Not a fan?

Speaker 3 (01:12:22):
How do you even explain it?

Speaker 4 (01:12:23):
It's a vegetable, but it's like it's like a it's
like cylindrical white.

Speaker 3 (01:12:28):
Yeah, almost like I.

Speaker 7 (01:12:30):
Was going to say, almost like an arch heart that
doesn't taste like anything. And it's a horrible texture. That
spaghetti squash really made the rounds in the grad house,
but with like spaghetti sauce, like trying to trick us.

Speaker 3 (01:12:41):
No good, all right?

Speaker 4 (01:12:43):
So yeah, what's a what's a food that your parents
your mom whoever made you eat? Now you got PTSD
over it? Yep, And what's a small hill you're willing
to die on? Eight seven, seven forty four, Woodie, how
big is your credit card balance? Who's got a really
big credit card balance? And what the hell is on there?

Speaker 3 (01:13:01):
How do you do that?

Speaker 5 (01:13:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:13:02):
Yeah, let's quickly said to Kelly. Hey, good morning, Kelly,
good morning, all right. So, what's a small hill you're
willing to die on?

Speaker 8 (01:13:12):
The new Lincoln Parks sucks?

Speaker 3 (01:13:16):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:13:16):
I I went into it, I'll admit I went into
it a little bit of stinking thinking, as you guys
all know. And then I saw that first show they did, Yeah,
and I was thoroughly impressed. And I think Emily does
a really good job. But I understand where, you know,
wouldn't it wouldn't be for everybody nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:13:32):
I think she does a really good job.

Speaker 4 (01:13:33):
I just don't think she should sing Dexter song.

Speaker 3 (01:13:36):
Oh, Dexter songs.

Speaker 4 (01:13:37):
Yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah, I understand, all right, I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:13:42):
Yeah, yeah, all right, thank you, Kelly. Appreciate listening to
the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:13:48):
Yeah, I mean, you know, it's even worse that she
was singing Chester songs.

Speaker 5 (01:13:52):
I know.

Speaker 3 (01:13:53):
Hey, Pete, good morning, Pete, good morning, all right? So
uh PTSD what did your parents make eat now? You
can't look at it?

Speaker 1 (01:14:04):
Man?

Speaker 3 (01:14:04):
Oh, Greg, that's a seven day week food. What are
you talking about, Jina? What do you think about the
That was not bad? It was creamy, it was delicious.
It was a small curd.

Speaker 4 (01:14:14):
You like that? I do.

Speaker 7 (01:14:15):
But in general, if I never eat it again, I'd
be fine with that.

Speaker 3 (01:14:18):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:14:18):
So like your mom, just make you eat it like
straight up or what.

Speaker 6 (01:14:22):
Yeah, or with fruit or something like that.

Speaker 3 (01:14:24):
It's just always a consistency think for me. Yeah, I
got that.

Speaker 4 (01:14:27):
I can understand that. And what's a small hill you're willing.

Speaker 3 (01:14:29):
To die on?

Speaker 5 (01:14:31):
All right?

Speaker 3 (01:14:31):
If the entire process requires me standing the entire time
while I order, I'm not dipping. Oh that's a good okay.

Speaker 4 (01:14:38):
So if you go in a place like you're standing
while you order, and then again you never actually sits,
you're not You're not okay, I get that.

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
Right back.

Speaker 5 (01:14:49):
Include a bar tender, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:14:51):
What about a bar tender? I get that's a little different.

Speaker 5 (01:14:55):
But you know, coffee shops.

Speaker 11 (01:14:56):
Stuff like that, best food.

Speaker 4 (01:14:58):
Yeah, yeah, I got you, all right, Pete, thanks for
the call. I appreciate you listening. The Woodies show me
all right, So yeah, we got a few questions out
there for our diarrhea of topics still waiting on. Somebody's
got a really big credit card balance? The question that
menaced through out there.

Speaker 5 (01:15:13):
A couple of texts on that.

Speaker 3 (01:15:14):
I mean, I'm going a chance to update the text.

Speaker 4 (01:15:16):
What do you what do you got?

Speaker 3 (01:15:17):
Over there?

Speaker 5 (01:15:17):
Says this is Eric, I'm an alcoholic coact up twenty
five grand in credit card. Oh my god, sober now
three and twenty six days? But who's counting? Did they
just buy booth with it? I could see.

Speaker 3 (01:15:30):
Balls doing that stuff and they're drunk.

Speaker 6 (01:15:33):
Yeah, yeah, probably at the club, easily spend thousands.

Speaker 3 (01:15:38):
Your judgment goes out the window.

Speaker 4 (01:15:39):
Yeah, all right, So what's the food that your mom
maji that you got PTSD over? What's a small hill
you're willing to die on? Somebody says those dots candy?
Those are good?

Speaker 3 (01:15:49):
Oh that you rip up the paper? Yeah, they like to.

Speaker 4 (01:15:52):
They're like the like on a little receipt paper kind
of thing, the dots on.

Speaker 7 (01:15:57):
There, because dots are the little gummies.

Speaker 4 (01:15:59):
Right, there's those two. Yeah, these are the ones on
the receipt paper. I believe I wouldn't call them dots.
Confused people, it's what Sammy saying. And then how big
is your credit card balance?

Speaker 3 (01:16:10):
And what does that?

Speaker 4 (01:16:11):
You know, what does that credit card balance consist of?

Speaker 7 (01:16:14):
One person racked up ten thousand bucks just trying to
give their English bulldog eye surgery. Oh my god, they
should have had insurance.

Speaker 5 (01:16:22):
Healthy pause or don't buy lab created animals or sweet baby, the.

Speaker 4 (01:16:28):
Dog can live on one eye. Right, it's they're going
to drive.

Speaker 3 (01:16:31):
Thank you. They're ugly already, so that will look cool like.

Speaker 4 (01:16:36):
Yeah, signs they're going to have a you know, their
their future in baseball or sports swimming.

Speaker 3 (01:16:41):
Yeah, all right, We're gonna.

Speaker 4 (01:16:42):
Get to more of your feedback eight seven seven forty
four Woody on any of these questions, or if you
want to bring up another question, feel free to do that.
The Woody Show that all right, questions for diarrhea of topics.
A lot of feedback coming in. We got people lined
up in the phones. If you want to call in
about any of it, tell us about it yourself. Eight

(01:17:04):
seven seven forty four Woody is the number. That's eight
seven seven four four Woody, or send us your text
over to two to ninety seven. Growing up, what's something
your mom made? You eat and you got PTSD. Something
your mom made and you got PTSD, Like you can't
even think about it? Also, what small hill are you
willing to die on? Something like Nickelback is a great band,

(01:17:27):
which I think they are a good band. I'm not
gonna say they're great. Yeah, I like a lot of
their songs. You got a lot of unnecessary hete, Yeah,
they totally do. Also agree with this one. You don't
have to forgive anybody you don't want to. Truth, You
don't have to apologize to anybody you don't want to.
Sure that forced apology thing is lame. Yeah, seple things
that people hit us up with. It's caramel, not caramel,

(01:17:50):
I say, carmel. Yeah that's a hill. Yeah, well people
are very particular about certain like Greg would what do
you say, Greig?

Speaker 3 (01:17:59):
Really?

Speaker 5 (01:18:00):
Yes, it's real camel and carmel. Think is an obvious
it could go either way.

Speaker 4 (01:18:05):
Right, but the realtor canomic right, oh no, certainly not
saying let's go to uh George.

Speaker 1 (01:18:17):
Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:18:17):
The other one is about the credit cards. How much
of a credit card balance do you have? And then
what is uh what what's that balance made up of? Like,
oh my god, some of these are really sad. Let's
go to George. George, what hell are you willing to
die on?

Speaker 3 (01:18:32):
Hey? What a show? All right? So my hill to
die on is the word moist gets a horrible wrap
for no reason.

Speaker 5 (01:18:39):
I agree, people lose their mind when you say it,
and I just think it's a normal word.

Speaker 4 (01:18:44):
Yeah, moist is an appealing word. Moist to me said
that it's like the word association, delicious, cake cake.

Speaker 11 (01:18:52):
People think it's like nails on a chalkboard.

Speaker 5 (01:18:54):
And I don't know why, Greg, It's like some other things,
it became cool to hate it. Yeah, jump on that
somebody says something about it. I don't even think twice
about it. I can tell you why we got to
hold the line.

Speaker 3 (01:19:08):
But even in a sexual contest, most is a good thing.

Speaker 7 (01:19:10):
But no, but nobody wants to hear about it in
a sexual context.

Speaker 4 (01:19:13):
I mean moist, moist, wet, I mean like what like
that that those were both good things.

Speaker 3 (01:19:19):
Try I think that I.

Speaker 7 (01:19:20):
Think cakes good, sex bad. I think that's where most
people lie with moist.

Speaker 4 (01:19:26):
Okay, all right, George, thanks for the call, man. I
appreciate you listening, of course. Yeah, I don't understand like
where it could be bad.

Speaker 3 (01:19:37):
Christopher, Hey, good morning, Chris, Good morning guys. You know
you know, all right, so what's a small hill you're
willing to die on?

Speaker 5 (01:19:45):
I think it may be a big hell for some people.

Speaker 11 (01:19:47):
I think Grindam Van Sleeve sucks.

Speaker 5 (01:19:50):
Oh dude, know, I.

Speaker 3 (01:19:52):
Know, I don't understand.

Speaker 11 (01:19:53):
I understand, Like that's Robert Plan, right.

Speaker 3 (01:19:58):
Yeah, I was watching.

Speaker 4 (01:20:00):
There's something that just popped up about this because there's
obviously the people who are hardcore led Zeppelin fans, a
lot of them don't like Greta Van Fleet because they
just think that they're just being a complete knockoff of
led Zeppelin. And it was it was Robert Plant, I believe,
who they were doing the interview with, and he's like, yeah,
because I I remember I seen remember another band who

(01:20:20):
did exactly that same thing. But the Gretait Van Fleet.
I think they're an entertaining band. I think they are
like a few of their songs, they're they're fun live.
I'm surprised you support them. I think they're a band.

Speaker 6 (01:20:31):
I think they they sound great, but the way that
they dress, I'm I'm so surprised you never acknowledged that
that looks like they're wearing costumes from the seventies.

Speaker 4 (01:20:40):
Well, I'm not.

Speaker 3 (01:20:41):
I'm not all caught up in the fashion sense of anything.

Speaker 5 (01:20:43):
But what are you talking about? You always comment on
what people are.

Speaker 4 (01:20:46):
Wearing, huh, like when it comes to like the bands,
anybody really Joan Rivers over here?

Speaker 11 (01:20:52):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:20:53):
Ok, yeah, all right, Christopher, thanks for the call, man,
I appreciate listen to the show. This one says small Hill,
I'm going to die on. I agree with what on
Candy Corn. I love Candy Corn.

Speaker 3 (01:21:07):
More for the two of you.

Speaker 4 (01:21:09):
This one about what did your mom make you eat
apple sauce? My parents used to put all my medicine
in there, open capsules and mix it in. I gag
if I try to eat it. Why would they open
the capsules.

Speaker 7 (01:21:20):
Because it couldn't swallow it.

Speaker 5 (01:21:21):
Probably just put it in there.

Speaker 3 (01:21:24):
You mean because I eat the capsule.

Speaker 4 (01:21:26):
Yeah, because you're just swallowing. It's like taking a drink
of something and it just gets into the mix of
the of the fluid and just washed it right down.
On the credit card thing nine to seven to two,
logan says twelve thousand dollars in credit cards from anime figures.

Speaker 5 (01:21:43):
That bord Friend Sports hold on the silver lining. Is
you get laid a lot when you have a.

Speaker 3 (01:21:49):
Lot of cool figures?

Speaker 5 (01:21:51):
Oh?

Speaker 6 (01:21:52):
Wait, wait, did you see that one and that said
ten thousand dollars on Shakira tour ticket?

Speaker 3 (01:21:58):
Oh yeah, I did.

Speaker 4 (01:21:59):
I saw that one three thousand dollars for a bird.
It flew away minutes later after I purchased it. Best
one currently forty two thousand dollars in credit card debt
on random vacations in the last year from Vegas Airbnb's
flights a cruise and they put a crying emoji there.

Speaker 3 (01:22:20):
Hope you enjoyed it.

Speaker 5 (01:22:21):
Oh you're stupid.

Speaker 3 (01:22:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:22:23):
Uh. I got a preface this by saying that I
wish I feel differently saying now that my mom is gone,
but I wish I had learned to make more of everything. Uh,
I don't know, oh, to make more of everything that
I love. But you did make one dish. It was
string or shredded beef and a cold salad that had
capers in hominy and vinegar dressing.

Speaker 3 (01:22:46):
And we couldn't leave the.

Speaker 4 (01:22:47):
Table if we if we until we finished it. It
sounds okay as an adult, It sounds okay to you
Capers as a kid.

Speaker 7 (01:22:55):
That sounds hard ruy.

Speaker 4 (01:22:57):
See that's that's that's a name. I don't like capers
papers really yeah, don't like evoke deliciousness, small helmeting to
die on. Backing into every parking spot is a weird flex.

Speaker 5 (01:23:09):
Okay this we had this conversation with Charlotte and the
God great, you're stupid if you think that. No, it's
safer and easier. And there's a reason. And this is
that when I when I shot video at the Costco
in Japan, people's people marked and said, wait, every car
is backed in? What wonder why? Because it's safer and easier.

Speaker 3 (01:23:28):
It's agree to disagree.

Speaker 4 (01:23:31):
My mom used to make a really dry tuna fish
cast role dry can tuna PTSD all the way.

Speaker 3 (01:23:39):
Can't even look at a can of tuna now, how
did it end up dry?

Speaker 6 (01:23:43):
So I gotta understand those packets of tuna dry?

Speaker 3 (01:23:47):
Yeah, here it is met as.

Speaker 4 (01:23:48):
My friend spent ten thousand dollars on tickets for Shakira's
upcoming tour, several dates, several meet and greets. Hell yeah,
put all the credit card without second thought.

Speaker 5 (01:23:57):
I was going to go to one of those tour days,
but it got canceled.

Speaker 3 (01:24:00):
Yeah, yeah, on your third Shakira, meet and gret What
else do you do? Dude?

Speaker 5 (01:24:08):
Only three? Like there's some like those new kids on
the block, the blockheads. The blockheads, Dude, they go to
every single one. To me, that's like, that's a that's
a cry for help as someone searching for a reason
for life, like they can't find they can't find value
in like their friends and family and their work.

Speaker 3 (01:24:25):
And they probably think the new kids like them.

Speaker 7 (01:24:28):
Right, Yeah, that's well, meet and greets you are best friends.

Speaker 4 (01:24:31):
Yeah, they start showing you out small helm willing to
die on Kirk Cobain didn't kill himself. You can't convince
me otherwise. Okay, I will die on this. But coconut
outside of its raw form is overrated. Any candy or
cake flavored with it gets completely overpowered by it.

Speaker 3 (01:24:47):
No, I don't think it's it's overrated.

Speaker 5 (01:24:50):
It's just rated.

Speaker 3 (01:24:51):
Uh. Spaghettios.

Speaker 4 (01:24:52):
I would go whole summers eating them every day, and
now I can't even stand the smell of them.

Speaker 3 (01:24:57):
Oh this smells god awful?

Speaker 2 (01:24:59):
Is it?

Speaker 3 (01:24:59):
Yes?

Speaker 4 (01:25:00):
I don't know if I've even It's like.

Speaker 3 (01:25:01):
Tomato and sugar.

Speaker 4 (01:25:02):
Yes, it's nice food that I'll never get a game
my mam that my mom made was Hamburger Helper.

Speaker 3 (01:25:09):
I love it.

Speaker 4 (01:25:11):
Small hill that I'm willing to die on? Hot dog
is a sandwich? Okay, it's one of those that funny. Yeah,
you're not clever, all right?

Speaker 3 (01:25:17):
Eight seven seven forty four.

Speaker 4 (01:25:18):
Woody hit us up with the text over to two
to ninety seven Diary of topics. What's something that your
parents made you eat that now you got PTSD PTSD
just seeing it, I could speak today. That's good? Great
stroking out? Anybody smelled burning hair?

Speaker 2 (01:25:33):
Not me?

Speaker 5 (01:25:34):
Is it weird that my arm went nam?

Speaker 4 (01:25:35):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (01:25:36):
Okay, all right?

Speaker 4 (01:25:38):
And then how much credit card debt do you have?
And what makes up that that credit card amount? Like,
what did you spend it on? Shakira?

Speaker 5 (01:25:45):
Just dumb figures, birds that fly?

Speaker 3 (01:25:47):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:25:47):
And what's a small hill you're willing to die on?

Speaker 3 (01:25:54):
You made it just in time? Woody show is back.

Speaker 4 (01:26:00):
Diarrhea of topics? What's something your mom made you eat?
And I got PTSD. The other one is what's a
small hill you're willing to die on? And then the
third one has to do with your credit card balance?
What's your high credit card balance? And why is it
so high, Like, what did you buy? What do you
spend this money on? Eight seven seven forty four?

Speaker 3 (01:26:21):
Woodie?

Speaker 4 (01:26:22):
Text it over to two two ninety seven, say hi
to down Hey, good morning Don, Don.

Speaker 11 (01:26:27):
Good morning Woody shows.

Speaker 3 (01:26:29):
Good morning Don.

Speaker 11 (01:26:30):
How are you gotta JOYA? Three? One six is all in?
All right?

Speaker 10 (01:26:36):
Thank you?

Speaker 11 (01:26:37):
I almost there for a second'r.

Speaker 3 (01:26:40):
So what was something you GOTTSD that you were forced
to eat?

Speaker 11 (01:26:44):
I need to do a shout out to minutes first.

Speaker 3 (01:26:47):
Okay, you all right, I appreciate My.

Speaker 11 (01:26:49):
Birthday was four days ago. Dude, we are in the
same first month.

Speaker 5 (01:26:53):
There you go, you know what time?

Speaker 11 (01:26:56):
It is?

Speaker 3 (01:26:56):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:26:56):
So Don, what's don? What's a food that your mind?
And now I got PTSD?

Speaker 11 (01:27:03):
Okay. When I was about six or seven, my mom
decided to make this new recipe quote unquote you know
finker quote called twiss steak.

Speaker 3 (01:27:17):
Oh is that kind of like a steak and Swiss steak?

Speaker 4 (01:27:20):
What's swiss steak?

Speaker 8 (01:27:21):
It was?

Speaker 11 (01:27:22):
It was steak and it had onions and it had uh, dude,
tomatoes and it was just you're.

Speaker 3 (01:27:34):
Making me hungry. Now if you would have said liver
and onions.

Speaker 11 (01:27:37):
Yeah no, no, no no, But I don't know if
it was how she prepared it or if if it's
just the recipe. Yeah, but I was forced to eat it.
I threw up, I had to clean up my throw up,
and then I had to finish my mealk.

Speaker 3 (01:27:58):
That's a to see that.

Speaker 4 (01:28:00):
That makes sense though, because you don't.

Speaker 3 (01:28:02):
You don't. You don't want it to go to waste,
you know what I mean? Oh my god, thank you
for the car.

Speaker 4 (01:28:08):
Appreciate you listening to the Woodie Show.

Speaker 3 (01:28:10):
Okay, I have a question.

Speaker 7 (01:28:11):
We were talking about this credit thing, and I was
under the impression because I can never get this stuff right.

Speaker 3 (01:28:18):
I thought, you're always supposed to leave a balance.

Speaker 7 (01:28:20):
You say, you always what you say, you always pay
your balance every month. Yes, yeah, I was told don't
do that, and then I looked at Well, I looked
it up on Fox.

Speaker 3 (01:28:29):
Business and they said, uh, hold on. They said.

Speaker 7 (01:28:35):
That, Okay, instead of allowing a credit card balance to
fall all the way to zero, try to make small,
periodic payments to boost credit utilization.

Speaker 4 (01:28:43):
Reach means that you use the card and then you
pay it off. It's the same as you don't need
to leave a balance on there, leave a.

Speaker 3 (01:28:49):
Third of the ballance.

Speaker 4 (01:28:52):
Why would you do that?

Speaker 3 (01:28:52):
Go over it?

Speaker 5 (01:28:53):
Yeah, because then you're racking up the Are you serious?

Speaker 3 (01:28:56):
I thought you remember that?

Speaker 5 (01:28:58):
Okay?

Speaker 3 (01:28:59):
Do you like paying twenty percent interest for no reason?
Just because I have social.

Speaker 7 (01:29:03):
Skills does not mean I don't qualify to be intelligent?

Speaker 5 (01:29:06):
Now, what would Dave Ramsey say about a person?

Speaker 3 (01:29:08):
But this is this is Fox business.

Speaker 7 (01:29:10):
This is what they're telling you to do, and this
is what I was making. I agree, And I was
told by somebody, oh no, no, you don't want to
pay it off. I'm like, well, I'm not a money expert,
so I will defer the experts who apparently are morons.

Speaker 4 (01:29:22):
There's a couple of things. Number one, Yeah, you don't
want to carry a balance on your credit card because
you're paying interest on it. Understood, Okay, But you build
credit by using those cards and making payments or paying
them off. Now, if you have an open line of
credit that you never use, that's bad. That could count
against your credit card. But then again, when those kind

(01:29:43):
of things happen.

Speaker 5 (01:29:44):
Who cares exactly? Yeah, just this just happened to me.
So every three or four months, I apply for a
new travel credit card because after a while, you get
you know, a couple of free flights a year.

Speaker 3 (01:29:52):
Sure, I was.

Speaker 5 (01:29:53):
Declined most recently because they say I don't use enough
of my credit.

Speaker 4 (01:29:58):
But again, at that point, who cares income the debt
ratio because you probably then have the cash just to
go exactly, I don't need to put it on a
credit card to front to the money because you probably
already have the money saved.

Speaker 5 (01:30:10):
Also, you lose out on points if you have a
points card if you're not paying it on time. Oh yeah,
the points essentially you're wiping there's no advantage. Yeah, but
hold on.

Speaker 7 (01:30:21):
I want to make something very clear for you know,
the sea basses of the world. This is not a
math equation that I came up with. I'm being I'm
telling you that I was told to do this and
still did not understand the logic behind it.

Speaker 5 (01:30:33):
Does that Can that help you?

Speaker 4 (01:30:34):
It sounds like you have an I love credit addiction.

Speaker 2 (01:30:37):
I what what?

Speaker 5 (01:30:41):
I love credit score?

Speaker 3 (01:30:42):
That's what credit and I thought, and I have a
high credit score. But I thought this was part of it.

Speaker 5 (01:30:47):
I thought I thought this was helping.

Speaker 4 (01:30:49):
You're paying money to have a high credit scord. I
guess I love interest.

Speaker 5 (01:30:53):
I love it. We have a lot of text about
people getting super high credit card bills due to theme parks.
Oh yeah, that's one very bad spent money fifteen thousand.
I don't want to slop Dave Ramsey, but if everyone
did what he said, you would, everybody in his life
would be one thousand percent better. Yeah, you would, you
would be Do I have any fun?

Speaker 4 (01:31:15):
Because you want to live like no one else? Eventually
you can want to give like no one else?

Speaker 3 (01:31:22):
And then how are you supposed to beira?

Speaker 4 (01:31:25):
Yeah show, welcome back everybody. Yeah, it is the Wood Show.
It's Monday morning. Menaces birthday. Yeah, oh yeah, buddy, good
times all right, Menace loves his birthday being mentioned.

Speaker 3 (01:31:43):
We're gonna mention it about a billion time.

Speaker 11 (01:31:45):
Night.

Speaker 5 (01:31:45):
Wait, thank you, everybody, You're welcome.

Speaker 3 (01:31:46):
Happy birthday.

Speaker 5 (01:31:47):
I appreciate the Big four five day weird Now.

Speaker 4 (01:31:52):
Besides being MENACE's birthday, October the twenty eighth is also
National Chocolate Day rip. It's a International Animation Day, National
First Responders Day, and it's Plush Animal Lover's Day.

Speaker 3 (01:32:05):
Blush.

Speaker 5 (01:32:05):
It was plushies man.

Speaker 4 (01:32:06):
Well, I mean that's kind of like an offshoot of furries. Yeah,
like the adults who have a bunch of stuffed animals
kind of weird, like like adult chicks who have a bunch.

Speaker 3 (01:32:14):
Of dolls on their bed.

Speaker 6 (01:32:15):
Yeah, it's not great, but I think the plushy thing
has just exploded even more.

Speaker 5 (01:32:20):
In the past year.

Speaker 7 (01:32:21):
Isn't the same as like squish mellows all.

Speaker 3 (01:32:24):
The Yeah, I just call them stuffed animals.

Speaker 4 (01:32:27):
Yes, Yeah, my my son has a like a stuffed
looking dinosaur kind of thing. Yeah, sitting on as bead, Like,
where the hell do this come? Gets his girlfriends?

Speaker 3 (01:32:37):
You got like, sweet stuffed.

Speaker 4 (01:32:41):
Animal, bro, I'm giving him so much crap for it.
You could a would your girlfriends his chicks? Yeah, sweet dinosaur?

Speaker 3 (01:32:55):
And how old are you?

Speaker 4 (01:32:56):
Anyway, some of the entertainment stuff. Then we'll get into
the birthdays and the porn birthday for you today. Good
news Pete Davidson. He was spotted out in public for
the first time since he went in for a mental
health treatment back in July. He went to that preview
event of the new LA Clippers arena with some other
people like Machine Gun Kelly. I know he's there with
him and yeah, and so anyway, I'm hoping he's okay.

Speaker 7 (01:33:19):
Yeah, he's been in and out of treatment.

Speaker 4 (01:33:22):
Yeah, a long time. Well, I mean his dad died
on nine to eleven. That's got to messy up. Yeah,
a little bit right, plus all these other things, I mean,
borderline personality disorder. I guess he's got PTSD, said suicidal thoughts.
So hopefully things are turning around for him.

Speaker 7 (01:33:37):
BOYD does he pull some tens.

Speaker 4 (01:33:39):
He is a master swordsman.

Speaker 3 (01:33:42):
Yeah, I salute him, he really is.

Speaker 4 (01:33:44):
So we were talking about that new Nicole Kidman movie
and how she just got exhausted from having a you know,
fake all those orgasms for that movie Baby Girls Coming
Out Sister, and so we're like, man, what that gotta
be like if you're Keith Urban, her husband the topic.
So you have actors and actresses will say like, oh,
there'll be in a big TV show. I've never watched
an episode of that show. You're like, wait, what, You've

(01:34:07):
never watched the movies that you've been in. We don't
really believe that it's the benefit of saying that. Yeah, yeah,
but like if you're Keith Urban, like when I see
this movie, I don't think I would I don't think
I would see it, Like, I mean it's just NonStop sex.

Speaker 5 (01:34:21):
I think you forget your Keith Urban.

Speaker 3 (01:34:23):
Dude, Like, what do you mean? Or do you forget
Nicole Kidman? Yeah?

Speaker 6 (01:34:27):
You kind of well like both, like you're a Keith
Urban Like Okay, I'm gonna get jealous over what like, well,
she's gonna leave me?

Speaker 3 (01:34:35):
No, No, it's not like that.

Speaker 4 (01:34:37):
It's just got to be so weird because they're they're
filmed and they're shot to look very realistic, so you know,
it's not just I mean, it's all the stuff that
you've probably seen. I doubt she has like a special
on film orgasm. It probably is pretty similar. She just
re enacting what she already knows. I think when you're
living it, you can separate it.

Speaker 7 (01:34:57):
Think about all throughout history, all the couples who have
broken up and gotten with their co stars.

Speaker 4 (01:35:02):
But also Greg. I mean, you don't even want to
have the conversation with Mario about like your history. How
many people now imagine you're watching Watch even if it
is a movie, like you're watching him and he's you know, right,
But I mean if doing somebody else Nicole Kidman stage
of your career.

Speaker 3 (01:35:19):
Yeah, by that point, I think you'd be used to
suck it up.

Speaker 4 (01:35:22):
So he was doing an interview Keith Urban, he was
asked about this, and he said he tries to see
her performances as art and not her real self, and
he removes himself from seeing her as his wife, and
he just supports her and enjoys the work. Oh okay,
you're not my wife.

Speaker 3 (01:35:39):
You're not my wife, you're not or maybe he looks
it's hot.

Speaker 5 (01:35:42):
Yeah, oh yeah, he's talking it up.

Speaker 3 (01:35:47):
You don't know. I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:35:48):
Sammy's been talking about this for a a couple of
days and it finally did come up to where it
It made the Entertainment Report here, but there is a
new age discrimination lawsuit that's been fine against Hallmark.

Speaker 5 (01:36:01):
Yes, saw this, Oh damn, she said.

Speaker 3 (01:36:03):
The other day.

Speaker 4 (01:36:03):
She goes, oh, it'll pop on your feet soon.

Speaker 3 (01:36:05):
I know about that. I'll see it. I don't spoil.

Speaker 8 (01:36:08):
Well, yeah, because we were talking about how Lacey Shea
Beart was doing the Netflix Christmas movie Santasty Frosty, and
I thought, how is she doing that? Because Hallmark has
most of their people locked down and she's been with
Hallmark for years.

Speaker 3 (01:36:24):
So here's what it says.

Speaker 4 (01:36:25):
Apparently, a top Hallmark executive is being accused of trying
to replace holiday stars like Holly Robinson Pete who's sixty
and really old, forty two year old Lacey Sebert. Yeah,
because they didn't want to cast old people as leads anymore.

Speaker 5 (01:36:40):
Now.

Speaker 4 (01:36:40):
The lawsuit itself filed by a seventy nine year old
casting director who used to work at Hallmark. She have
her four hundred and fifty casting credits work there for
more than nine years, but she filed the lawsuit after
she claims that she was unceremoniously fired because she was
too old, and executives one to find someone who knows
more young talent that tracks.

Speaker 3 (01:36:59):
Now, Yeah, what.

Speaker 8 (01:37:00):
They're doing is they're not getting rid of everybody who's older,
because I kind of started looking it up because I
was like, well, you know, Nikki DeLoach is in her
forties and you know, and that kind of stuff. But
what they're doing is not putting them in the main
holiday movies. So they might give them, you know, a
bone of a different movie, you know, a different time
of year, but they're not putting them in their main

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holiday one.

Speaker 4 (01:37:21):
Okay, but right here, it's called casting. So this when
this woman is casting for these different projects.

Speaker 3 (01:37:27):
Is she just going off of she does know how
old or how young they are.

Speaker 4 (01:37:31):
How they look, or what race they are. It's casting,
and so I'd assume that that role of casting they
has to. They're they're casting for their casting director, right,
and so if they know what they're demographic or whatever
else is, they're casting for their casting directors.

Speaker 3 (01:37:44):
They yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:37:46):
Sure.

Speaker 8 (01:37:47):
But what I'm saying is people are still watching the
Lacey Shaybear movies, right, I still enjoy watching all of
her movies, and they're saying, well, we need to prepare
for the next Lacey Shabear and phase her out already,
even though people are still enjoying her currently.

Speaker 3 (01:38:02):
So that doesn't make sense the production No, I know.

Speaker 8 (01:38:06):
But but if you're saying she's just being booted, it's
not like, oh, well the ratings and people really haven't
been enjoying this and her movies are down.

Speaker 3 (01:38:12):
I don't think that's what's happening their decision. Some other stuff.

Speaker 4 (01:38:15):
Sebastian Manescalco's next comedy Specialty You Guys, gonna air on Hulu.

Speaker 3 (01:38:19):
Okay rip.

Speaker 4 (01:38:20):
Also, Jimmy Fallon is doing a special on NBC to
go along with his new holiday albums. Yes, the guests
will be Dolly Pardoner, Justin Timberlake, Jonas Brothers, ll Cool,
Jay Weird, Al Yankovic.

Speaker 3 (01:38:31):
So you got that.

Speaker 4 (01:38:33):
If you're into scary movie trivia Halloween this week, check
out this article online. It's called the Fascinating Origins behind
eight Iconic horror movie Masks. That's interesting and one of
the examples they mentioned is how they found the mask
Warned by Michael Myers and.

Speaker 3 (01:38:48):
Halloween great piece of trivia. Okay, so the.

Speaker 4 (01:38:54):
Director, John Carpenter, this is him telling the story along
with the production designer.

Speaker 1 (01:38:59):
Here we go, Tommy Lee Wallace, the production designer, ran
up to the mask shop on Hollywood Boulevard and bought
a couple. One was a clown mask, and that's, you know,
one way to go, and the other he got this
William Shatner Star Trek mask.

Speaker 3 (01:39:13):
Captain Kirk.

Speaker 10 (01:39:13):
Tore off the eyebrows, hoofed up the hair a little
so it looked demented and strange, and I spray painted
it whiter than it already was took off the side burdens. Oh,
it created a shiver right in the room, and we
knew we had something special.

Speaker 1 (01:39:28):
I guess I owe the success of Halloween to William Shanner.

Speaker 4 (01:39:31):
Yeah, yeah, if it ever looked familiar, That's why I
never thought it'd looked familiar at all.

Speaker 3 (01:39:36):
Yeah, you know, but I think they'll stretch it out too.
Still a cool piece of history, though, and I'm sure
it didn't boost Shatner's ego at all.

Speaker 2 (01:39:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:39:44):
Well, I mean maybe not because that's not super flattering.
It's not supposed to look cool. But how much would
a rule you know that?

Speaker 2 (01:39:51):
Me?

Speaker 4 (01:39:51):
Yeah, that's true, all right. Time for your birthdays and
your pornover athday.

Speaker 3 (01:39:57):
Show were going it shiverard, We're gonna sit batage.

Speaker 4 (01:40:03):
She was like, it's shivery, and you know we don't
do what Well, of course we have to start with
our very own birthday. Boy today is Menaces birthday minuses
forty five. Today Joaquin Phoenix, who is fifty. Julia Roberts
is fifty seven. Bill Gates. Guess how old he is today? Greg,

(01:40:24):
let's go with sixty nine? Got Bill Gates sixty nine years?
Bill Nolan Gold, who played Luke the Son on Modern Family,
He's twenty six. Annie Potts from Ghostbusters, the Voice of
bo Peep in Toy Story.

Speaker 5 (01:40:39):
This is one of my favorite things from Ghostbusters.

Speaker 2 (01:40:41):
I love it.

Speaker 11 (01:40:43):
What do you want at a jobs in this Ghostbusters?
What do you want?

Speaker 3 (01:40:48):
Yes? Of course this series?

Speaker 2 (01:40:49):
You do you do?

Speaker 3 (01:40:51):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (01:40:51):
You ham you're kidding?

Speaker 7 (01:40:55):
Uh huh?

Speaker 3 (01:40:56):
We got yeah, and then all thing.

Speaker 4 (01:41:00):
Oh that's when they went to the hotel. I remember
lay they saw Slimer for the first time. Any Potts
is seventy three years old today. Andy Richter with Conan
O'Brien his henchman. He's fifty eight. Caitlyn Jenner is seventy five.
Also a related fun fact, a very famous Olympian named
Bruce Jenner was also born on this dame.

Speaker 3 (01:41:19):
The same birth country.

Speaker 4 (01:41:21):
Singer Brad Paisley is fifty two and Dennis Franz from
NYPD Blue.

Speaker 3 (01:41:26):
Is eighty years old.

Speaker 5 (01:41:27):
Today.

Speaker 4 (01:41:28):
Your partner birthday is Ashland Taylor and she's going to
be a goblin for Halloween, you guys gay, just like
she's been Goblin knob in three hundred and six fine films,
including Pay with Your Mouth. She was in Accidentally Lesbian
Volume one, that's greg.

Speaker 8 (01:41:47):
It.

Speaker 4 (01:41:48):
She was in Three Way Feet Fantasy, also Tough Tough
Muffs Getting Rough. She was in Bounce and Lick Volume one,
and who can forget Greg her unforgettable role in ass
sniffing sluts. Oh god, great, yeah, ass sniffing slut. That's
Ashland Taylor, who is thirty one years old today. And

(01:42:09):
now is your Corno birthday? Your celebrity birthdays, and that
it's a Monday morning. Look at what is happening in
the world of entertainment. You're on the Woody Show. We're
gonna take a quick break. We'll be right back.

Speaker 3 (01:42:19):
Hang on show show next Buila wouldn't approve the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:42:28):
All right, Well, we are checking Monday off the list officially. Yeah,
wrapping up here telling you what you can fine on
the Full Show podcast. Just hit up the woodieshow dot com.
Happy Birthday, Menacey, Happy birthday Man Minus's actual birthday legit. Yeah,
we got that final birthday month update. Also the weekend

(01:42:48):
cheers and jeers, all the trending news headlines, that more
It's waiting for you on the Full Show podcast. Just
hit up the woodieshow dot com. You guys tomorrow, we're
cutting more deadweight. It's a Woody Show Crossroads plus a
brand new redneck news that news headlines, all that other stuff,
plus whatever you got for us in the meantime that

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you're leaving on the after hours voicemail that numbers eight
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the Woodie Show Ja Greg Gory parting words of wisdom please.

Speaker 3 (01:43:24):
Yeah, smoking and bacon will kill you. But smoking bacon
cures it.

Speaker 5 (01:43:30):
Like the counteract.

Speaker 4 (01:43:31):
And also bacon cure. Get it, dude, because it's cure. Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:43:36):
Yeah, see what I did there? Yeah, you don't have
the cure. Bacon is the process of preparing meat, I guess.

Speaker 3 (01:43:44):
Yeah. Preserving, yeah, preserving, Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:43:46):
You can cure. It's a lot of salt.

Speaker 5 (01:43:48):
Yeah yeah, but it's good for you, right, it's oh yeah.
You know, we meet David Allen Greer and he had
some weird thing with me.

Speaker 4 (01:43:55):
Oh yeah, he's uh, he's big into that.

Speaker 3 (01:43:56):
He's beat beat, he beats his meat. He's a big
to meet curing.

Speaker 5 (01:44:01):
Oh yeah, almost to a point where he was going
to get arrested for it.

Speaker 4 (01:44:04):
Remember, well, because people were complaining because he had all
these meats and stuff like hanging from his patio.

Speaker 3 (01:44:08):
And yeah, I don't think like that. Yeah, I like
that all right.

Speaker 4 (01:44:12):
Thank you very much, Greg Gory, thank you so much
for give it what he shows. Some of your valuable
time this morning. You know, we'd love to appreciate you
for that. Rest of you guys can suck it. Catch
you back here on Tuesday. Have a great day.

Speaker 3 (01:44:23):
S M D double M. I quit this bitch.