The Woody Show October 31st 2024 Podcast

Morgasm's: Haunted Houses, News Headlines, Gina's Grad School: Serial Killers & More!

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
It is due to the graphic nature of this program.

Speaker 2 (00:06):
Listener discretion. Is it lies.

Speaker 3 (00:17):
The Woody Show?

Speaker 1 (00:23):
This is the Woody Show.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Insensitivity Training.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Class is now in session. A good morning, everybody, Good
morning Woody, and a happy Halloween to you. It is Thursday,
it's a pre Friday. It's October the thirty first, twenty
twenty four. My name would be Woody. That would be great.

(00:59):
Good good morning, wood and a spooky good morning to you.
There's menace. We got Gina Grading, we got Sammy Arney.
Sea Bass is here. We got Bored. We got Caroline Morgan,
our associate producer. She's in the house this morning. Also,
we got Vaughn He is our video producer. You are here,
are our guest of honor, our VIP. Be a part

(01:20):
of the show. Whenever or however you'd like. You can
call in eight seven seven forty four Woodie. You can
also send us a text over to two two nine
eight seven coming up for you this morning. A special
round of morgasms. Sweet, we haven't done morgasm for a while.
These are where she went to a haunted house. She
also went to some of the halloween stores. Good, we

(01:42):
got morgasms. Also Gina Grad a brand new segment called
Gina's Grad School and a Halloween and so serial killers
is the topic. Yeah, well we're just talking, you know,
like Gina's back in school now, Yeah, doing doing her
thing there and so she's gonna school us this morning.
Trend news headlines that entertainment stuff, Birthday's porn of Birthday

(02:03):
All here Halloween edition of The Woody Show. Again, the
phone's open text us. You can also just an email
email at the woodieshow dot com or find us on
social media at the Woody Show. How about this some
school news for you. The school bus driver in Missouri
asked a second grader to try and drive the bush

(02:26):
just in case there was a medical emergency. I thought
about Greg immediately, So lucky if you're in second grade
to drive seven year old boy. According to the report,
the seven year old said that they were having safety
training on the bus and the driver asked her to
sit in the driver's seat and help with a lesson.
She did, started driving, ended up crashing into another bus.

(02:51):
The bus driver barely reacted when the crash happened, and
the day just went on as normal.

Speaker 4 (02:56):
Said that the reason was bus driver said you should
learn how to drive in case there's.

Speaker 1 (03:00):
A medical they were drunk, right in case the in
case the driver has some kind of yeah that she'd
be prepared and.

Speaker 5 (03:07):
Watched her drive into another bus.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
Right yes, okay, bus driver didn't say anything. Parents found
out via email and the cool bus driver you kidding.
All the kids are talking about that. Oh my god,
you guys see Sam, we got to drive the bus.
Who's the little narc kid who told an adult the.

Speaker 6 (03:26):
Other bus that got crashed into?

Speaker 1 (03:28):
Oh yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (03:30):
When I was a kid, all our school buses were
stick shift. Oh yeah, there's no way driving a stick
Some of our first buses had that. And then I
remember them going to and that's like when they went
to the automatics. Is when they started having like cassette
players and stuff. Oh yeah, like a little stereo system.
And so I remember Lucy the bus driver. She was
the cool bus driver, but you listened to stuff. Yeah,

(03:52):
So every day she would pick a different kid. So
every kid would bring like a cassette.

Speaker 5 (03:56):
Yeah, and yeah, it's.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Perfect for a throwback Thursday. And you to give Lucy
the cassette and she would play your cassette on the
way to school. She'd pick a different kid on the
way home, and then that person get to play their cassette.
So was everything from at the time, you know, def lepper,
guns n' roses to like new Kids on the Block,
I love this. Yeah, wait, I don't want to.

Speaker 6 (04:17):
Did you just call me a nark?

Speaker 7 (04:18):
Like?

Speaker 6 (04:18):
I would be the person who would tell.

Speaker 1 (04:20):
No, I said, giving it as an example, like oh man,
all the kids go to school. They would be like,
oh my god, Sam, we got to drive the bus
this morning.

Speaker 5 (04:28):
You no.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
Yeah, So that was a bad idea. Also a bad idea,
you make the call on this one. In Oregon, the
Sherwood Police Department, they invited people to play hide and
seek with a cop for Halloween. Were armed and uniform
police officers would try to tag teenagers and adults as
they ran through a wooded park at night. People divided

(04:57):
them whether they thought that was a good or safe idea.

Speaker 5 (05:00):
Hunted in the park at night.

Speaker 1 (05:02):
So if you were a participant, you'd run about a
third of a mile to the other side of the
park without being tagged by the officers who are hiding
along the route. The officers can decide that they want
to hide and just you know, leap out and tag
people or chase them through the park, and if you
made it back to the starting area without being tagged,
you would win a prize from the Police Foundation. Yeah,

(05:23):
I mean, you know it called the community bonding. Is
it's called community bond.

Speaker 8 (05:27):
As long as you tag and not tase, it's probably fine.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Well yeah they're not tasing them, but.

Speaker 5 (05:32):
That would add an exciting element.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
They can't. You can't shoot at him on the school thing. Okay,
so here I'm gonna get so judged for this. I
had this weird thought the other day. Who first made
the school girl outfit and decided that it was going
to be sexy?

Speaker 5 (05:52):
You mean before Britney Spears.

Speaker 9 (05:54):
I don't think they thought it was sexy, I'm saying,
but who first looked at it and went.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Like we can make you're talking about who's sexualized? Yeah,
not the designers. Yeah, who's the creep that sexualized little
girls in school outfits? Because my h my kids both
have to wear like a uniform to their schools. And
so I was waiting for my daughter after school and
all these girls come out and they're little girls and

(06:20):
they're in these school girls in the outfits, and I
thought to myself like what creeper, because now it's like
his dad. You see these little girls like oh there's
my there's my daughter, a little punkin mouse, you know,
and then you're thinking, who's the creep that first decided
that they were going to sexualize this and make it?
Who decided like hey, mom like told their wife to
you know, yeah, yeah, like that skirt up a little now.

(06:44):
To be fair, I doubt it was. I thought it
was anything with like the elementary school or the middle
school girls. It was probably the high school like yeah,
like some like high school senior girl and some dudes
in high school.

Speaker 4 (06:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 10 (06:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (06:56):
Also, it probably started off with like, uh, I'm kind
of nostalgia for something that actually probably went to a
school like that and thought of like, you know, girls
that they were into, and they ended up getting into
an industry where they could.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
But now take me off of it, Like now I'm wondering,
like how many pervy dads who have kids who go
to schools like this are like like.

Speaker 4 (07:22):
The water Yes, and there's that element of something so
innocent that you make naughty in your you know, that's
probably the og pervs thought.

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Yeah right, I mean like hot teacher, I get because
that's an adult, right, like your right. But I'm saying like,
but you have like a you have a fantasy for
an adult, right, but like the school girl thing. And
I know you're gonna call me like dude turning your
man card and you know what a what a prude
or whatever? Again, maybe it was the setting. Maybe if

(07:51):
I'm sitting there in the parking lot waiting for my
daughter as a dad, it was a total dad mode
when I had this, when I had this thought.

Speaker 8 (07:59):
It's true though, like go for the librarian if you're
looking for the good girl type of.

Speaker 6 (08:03):
You know, you don't have to go for the lunch lady.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
You know, she's always got snacks.

Speaker 5 (08:08):
That's right, Salisbury Steak for you, bus.

Speaker 1 (08:11):
Driver, m Salisbury steak. Yeah, I forgot it. They still
make the TV dinner version of.

Speaker 11 (08:17):
That Salisbury stead potatoes and green.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
That Swanson's like a hungry man with the prison.

Speaker 5 (08:22):
Confetti vegetables you know, ah yeah.

Speaker 1 (08:25):
Yeah, yeah stuff. Yeah, the little brownie compartment or whatever
that was the cobbler, Yeah, more that tastes more like
plastic than anything else.

Speaker 5 (08:37):
A little titty.

Speaker 1 (08:38):
Yeah, my mom used to buy the fish and chips
TV dinner. Oh hell yes, yeah, but it was never
like very crispy, even though there was like, yeah, you know,
not the way above, and it was like any other
It wasn't like super crispy.

Speaker 4 (08:50):
Have you ever had this thought? TV dinner, for example,
used to be like a full meal that would fill
you up. Can you imagine remember that the one you
get at the store and think, yeah, I'm satisfied.

Speaker 12 (09:01):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (09:01):
No, yeah, you know it too much?

Speaker 1 (09:03):
Nope, all right, this has been random thoughts of the
Woody Show. Yeah, and of course I'll lead back to
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Speaker 1 (09:40):
Fellow comrades in mediocrity. I want you to listen very careful.
You can all go straight too. And we're in two
another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
It is Thursday morning. Happy Halloween.

Speaker 4 (09:57):
Everybody, Happy Halloween.

Speaker 1 (09:59):
October first, twenty twenty four. On Woodie, that's great, gory,
I would will you've got menace?

Speaker 13 (10:06):
What is up?

Speaker 1 (10:06):
There's Gina Grad. Wow, you got it. You've got lighting
and everything over there. We'll get to that in a second.
There's there's Sea Mass. We've got Sammy phones are open
eight seven seven forty four. Woodie hit us up with
the text over to two to nine eight seven. Hasn't
seen that yet. That's a that's a new thing you
just brought up. She's got up lighting all right? So,
uh well, I guess Greg is kinda You've got like

(10:30):
a skeleton shirt.

Speaker 4 (10:32):
A little shirt.

Speaker 1 (10:33):
We've seen this shirt fifteen times.

Speaker 4 (10:35):
Yeah, I agree, Halloween, I wear it right right.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Uh. But Gina Grad's got a little costume going. I know,
Vaughn's got a costume. Board's got a costume. And Sammy, Sammy,
what are you You're like a duncan? Yeah, Sammy has
the Dunkings. Oh that's right from the commercial.

Speaker 5 (10:51):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (10:52):
It all goes back to Massachusetts, you know always the
last time you were in Massachusetts July. Yeah, she was
just there. Her brother has been the back and went
with them. And what are you? You're like a toy
story thing? Yeah, way to go, Gold Stars, Lightning McQueen,
Lightning McQueen. Yeah, yeah, I did see that because you
are on our social media over the weekend and you're

(11:15):
in that get up. I'm like, where is he? Yeah,
I've never seen him anything and other. Something didn't look
like kind of like metal or yeah, god he has
like a Halloween beer and scot show. Yeah, dressed up
and Morgan's dressed up.

Speaker 2 (11:30):
What are you?

Speaker 8 (11:31):
You're like, I'm a spooky skeleton and I promised i'd
wear my glasses today.

Speaker 1 (11:35):
Yeah you know what you look like? You look like
Remember of the guys in Karate.

Speaker 5 (11:40):
Kid, Yes, I love it, you know William, the.

Speaker 1 (11:44):
Cobra Kai guys, they went to that Halloween thing and
they were all, yeah, yeah, so the body get up
that you got go that reminds me of that totally.
And they had like masks and stuff like that. You
don't have a mask.

Speaker 5 (11:59):
I wore my glasses just for funzies.

Speaker 1 (12:01):
Glasses.

Speaker 5 (12:02):
I don't know, there's glasses, no fence, but you know, glasses.

Speaker 1 (12:06):
What I feel like they look.

Speaker 5 (12:09):
I mean, you all look just fine, but I feel
like they look dumb.

Speaker 1 (12:12):
I think it's you because you have been looking at
your face your entire life, and you're not used to
seeing yourself in glasses. It's how a lot of people
feel when they hear their voice. Yeah, retorting, oh, I
used to hearing. I don't think twice about it because
I've heard it a jillion time to this point.

Speaker 8 (12:27):
But what I was going to dress as a naughty librarian,
but I really want to wear my skeleton. So maybe
i'll do that tomorrow and give you more of a
sense of how it could act. Like the glasses could
look good. I'll be extra naughty tomorrow.

Speaker 12 (12:41):
But I just don't see what the problem. The glasses
look fine. I'll tell you a phrase. Men seldom make passes.

Speaker 8 (12:48):
Girls who wear glasses. We've heard about this, Yeah, definitely
heard about that. So I don't know if you're if
you're you're not like recoiling in horror.

Speaker 5 (12:56):
Maybe for my costume, but not for my glasses.

Speaker 1 (12:59):
I don't know, like glasses are such a big deal.

Speaker 8 (13:01):
I mean, Sammy looks adorable, but you know, the rest
of us look adorable. I gotta I'm gonna you say.
You say it's fine.

Speaker 6 (13:08):
I think so like your glasses, it would be.

Speaker 1 (13:10):
Okay, Okay, man, I take your glasses off and look
at Gina. I'll do it because it's a completely different person.
It is, so it's the same thing for you. But
you're used to looking at your face all the time.

Speaker 5 (13:20):
It looks good with glasses.

Speaker 1 (13:22):
Okay, what you're saying doesn't look good, I'm saying he
doesn't messed up, dude, he looks for Look.

Speaker 5 (13:27):
Yeah, maybe that's it. I'm more used to.

Speaker 4 (13:29):
In the last twenty years, I think I've seen Woody
and Menace without their glasses for a combined total of
ten seconds. Take your glasses, like, I don't think I've
ever heard masses glasses, not one time.

Speaker 5 (13:42):
That looks so different.

Speaker 1 (13:45):
Yeah, open my stupid blimp lips and lips and my
squinty eyes.

Speaker 5 (13:50):
I never noticed. Yeah, put them back on right?

Speaker 1 (13:53):
Yeah better? What look what Menace looks like? A totally
look even worse.

Speaker 5 (14:01):
Speaking of looking worse, Morgan's here.

Speaker 14 (14:04):
Yeah, whoa wow, Sorry, let me take my mouth guard out.

Speaker 11 (14:10):
Yeah, decision because.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
It looks like you lost. You got a bunch of
blood on your face.

Speaker 11 (14:15):
I'm the loser.

Speaker 1 (14:16):
Yeah, I thought you said you won. Ok.

Speaker 11 (14:18):
Yeah, yeah, fighter, this is what I would probably look like.

Speaker 6 (14:21):
Nice got the brains.

Speaker 1 (14:24):
Because she got her she got her wrists wrapped and
uh yeah, she's ready to go.

Speaker 15 (14:28):
Are you right now?

Speaker 1 (14:30):
You look so cool? You a real training Morgan.

Speaker 14 (14:34):
Actually, I have been researching kickboxing gyms. I've made it
down to two. It's a matter of just me not
being as poor.

Speaker 1 (14:40):
So are you?

Speaker 11 (14:41):
Someday I will fund that.

Speaker 1 (14:43):
So are you? Are you hoping to get you your
nose broken? Because you just recently told us that you're
you're in the market for a nose job.

Speaker 14 (14:49):
Yeah?

Speaker 11 (14:50):
I have been like my whole life?

Speaker 1 (14:52):
What's what's wrong on your nose?

Speaker 11 (14:54):
I just always thought it was too big, too big,
never liked it. People say it fits my face whatever, proportion,
but you don't like it. I don't like it. Yeah,
it is what it is. What do you think about fighting?

Speaker 5 (15:04):
I think it's perfectly proportionate for her face.

Speaker 1 (15:06):
Yeah, so you just get it? What reduced?

Speaker 14 (15:10):
Bring it in a little bit, you know. I mean
it's the profile you see the side, Yeah, that far
it's a nose.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
Well, it's not like you don't look at Gonzo or
anything like there's some got like a total you know gonzo.

Speaker 14 (15:22):
Oh yeah, godfully, yes, I don't have a beak, but
it's close. But the thing about fighting is they don't
fix their noses, like you just keep your broken nose
until you're retires.

Speaker 8 (15:34):
Yeah, there's no Yeah, what about your callieflower?

Speaker 14 (15:38):
You know what, Girls don't really have those as often
as guys do. And I don't know why they don't
do maybe.

Speaker 11 (15:46):
Yeah, but the califlyers are.

Speaker 1 (15:48):
Discussing that's gross. I was watching they're talking to some fighter. Yeah,
and he was even like he wasn't even like right
after a fight. It was just like he was dressed normal.

Speaker 11 (15:57):
Yeah he's still they look like that all the time.

Speaker 12 (16:00):
Yeah, with fighting, I get it, it's a good skill fitness.
But the downsides again, nose busted, ears, busted brain damage,
which lasts thrust of your life. Listen, so those guys
who have been fighting for tenures, and when you hear
about those guys getting CTE, like.

Speaker 9 (16:18):
They don't make you a big deal about it because
they already know that they have it. They don't like
pretend like, oh, how do I get it?

Speaker 1 (16:24):
Like football players did. Yeah, but yeah, it was a
violent sport all the time, the nose in the ears, whatever.
But the brain damage lasts forever and it is no
benefit to you.

Speaker 14 (16:33):
That's why me being thirty, I'm a little too old
to start fighting about yeah, exactly, because you've got to
be young to take Yeah.

Speaker 9 (16:41):
We saw this twenty year old girl fight, yes, murdering people.
It looked like the Street Fighter video game. Like she
was up in the sheet, up the hair with her
knees and hitting another girl in the.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Dude, that's all. This guy gets knocked out. This guy
did like a spinning kick, like he swung, he took
like a left hook, but then he did like this.
It turned into one fluid motion where he spun and
kicked this guy right inside the head. The guy went
straight up stiff and then just went he was He
was knocked out instantly. It was crazy.

Speaker 4 (17:14):
That sounds great, Morgan, Yeah, really.

Speaker 1 (17:18):
Wouldn't that be fun? It would be fun somebody kicking
upside the head and knocking you out just passed for
the rest of your life, right you? Yeah? Hell yeah girl.
Here's a TEXTA just came in from the six two six.
It says, Morgan, your nose is perfect, your gorgeous?

Speaker 14 (17:37):
Is this from a blind listener? I'm just PreTect. That's
why I've never gotten my nose fixed. First, so I
don't have the money. But also I can live with it.

Speaker 4 (17:45):
Yeah, probably shouldn't though.

Speaker 1 (17:47):
Yeah, thank you Greg.

Speaker 11 (17:49):
Finally someone being honest.

Speaker 4 (17:51):
It's a little large.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
I support all plastic surgery.

Speaker 14 (17:56):
Thank you joined plastic surgery.

Speaker 12 (17:59):
He could if we want to, to Greg, we could
make a show Plastic Surgery Packed.

Speaker 5 (18:03):
Yes, I'm fine with that.

Speaker 1 (18:06):
You don't have to join in have fun. Well, I mean,
what's the point.

Speaker 9 (18:10):
There was that one girl on barstool She got a
nose job, and then she started dating famous people, right,
don't you.

Speaker 11 (18:16):
Want to.

Speaker 1 (18:19):
We're waiting for well, we have a round of moorgasms
coming up.

Speaker 16 (18:24):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (18:26):
So she went to Halloween shopping, went to some Halloween stores,
and she even brought her mom to at least one
of the stops.

Speaker 14 (18:35):
Speaking to listen, and the awkward part isn't what you
guys think.

Speaker 11 (18:39):
The awkward part was.

Speaker 14 (18:40):
I'll get into it next segment, but yeah, I'm emotionally
scarred from.

Speaker 11 (18:47):
From to the store with my mom.

Speaker 2 (18:49):
All right. When hinges creak in doorless chambers, and strange
and frightening sounds echo through the halls. Whenever candlelights flicker,

(19:11):
where the air is deathly still, that is the time
when ghosts are present, practicing their terror with ghoulish delight.
Welcome foolish mortals to the Haunted Mansion. I am your host,

(19:34):
your ghost host.

Speaker 4 (19:38):
There's no turning back now.

Speaker 2 (19:42):
Our tour begins here in this gallery where you see
paintings of some of our guests as they appeared in
their corruptible mortal state. Is this haunted room actually stretching
or is it your imagine? And consider this dismaying observation.

(20:06):
This chamber has no windows and no doors, which offers
you this chilling challenge to find a way out. Of course,
there's always my way.

Speaker 15 (20:33):
It's time to smile.

Speaker 17 (20:35):
Send us a message somewhere beyond beyond.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
That's the sound I've heard my whole life. Every time
the girl sees my penis for the frost. That's it, boy,
holiday tradition, the Haunted Mansion, Gina said man. As soon
as the hanted mansion audio started playing. She goes man,
I could smell this audio.

Speaker 5 (21:42):
It's clear as day.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
It's like the smell of pirates of the Caribbean water,
like you can immediately smell. Well, Happy Halloween, everybody. It's
a throwback Thursday Halloween edition. Today. More requests coming up.

Speaker 11 (21:54):
I can handle twelve men at once, it's appropriate.

Speaker 1 (21:58):
Even if I'm small, I can handle what's tense ten.
That's how you play the Dirty Mines game.

Speaker 4 (22:06):
We know who you are.

Speaker 1 (22:08):
Show all right, Well we've got a round of moregasms here.
It's become more and more popular. Ads has gone all
started with that simple, little, simple little experiment to see
if it would even work out. The men it was
so funny, are yeah. I mean you got to get

(22:29):
your nails done, I know. And then we've got ice
cream and yeah, all kinds of stuff, samples, samples. Yeah,
the warehouse store and now this time she went to
Halloween stores and uh, I got the audio coming up.
But at least one of the stops was with her mom,
so she took her mom out borgasm in.

Speaker 17 (22:50):
Wow.

Speaker 11 (22:51):
It wasn't planned, it just happened, you know.

Speaker 9 (22:53):
Somedays you got to get some spontaneous morgasm.

Speaker 11 (22:57):
Happened to have mom in the car, you know.

Speaker 5 (22:59):
I mean we got a make a stop.

Speaker 1 (23:01):
I think the majority of us try to get our
parents not to listen to this show.

Speaker 14 (23:05):
Oh my mom loves moorgasm, Yeah, really love them.

Speaker 11 (23:10):
She's probably listening right now. Shout out mom.

Speaker 1 (23:12):
When the Sea Bass's mom appear with him on the
Doctor Phil Show to talk about cart and arks, that's wild.
She's just proud of for boying. Yeah. But they also
asked for women's supporters and I was the only one
they got Sea Bass mom. Anyway, So here we go.
These are the Halloween stores. You walk in and uh,
you're looking for all the cool stuff, like the really

(23:33):
good spider webs right.

Speaker 11 (23:34):
Yeah, like the animatronics that jump out.

Speaker 12 (23:36):
There's normal that you'd be scared when that happened, but
I guess morgan a different reaction. You look, everybody handles
things and responds in different ways to things like greed
for being afraid or anger things.

Speaker 1 (23:45):
But see how it went.

Speaker 6 (23:46):
Exuse me, hih, can I get your help?

Speaker 14 (23:49):
I want to get an animatronic that like jump out
at you, like just anything any of the animal. Okay,
that's pretty scary.

Speaker 11 (24:02):
Do you have anything else like that?

Speaker 1 (24:06):
Yeah, but that'll talk.

Speaker 11 (24:09):
Okay, Thanks for helping me.

Speaker 4 (24:14):
That was great.

Speaker 14 (24:15):
It was hard enough to find an employee in these stores,
and then second of all, it's hard to find someone
that like wants to spend longer than thirty seconds standing
next to me.

Speaker 1 (24:23):
Oh you mean like this one?

Speaker 6 (24:24):
Oh oh.

Speaker 1 (24:30):
That that is my fear of clips doing that.

Speaker 15 (24:35):
Well.

Speaker 12 (24:35):
To Morcu's point, this is what medic has been saying.
Customer service out the window.

Speaker 1 (24:38):
Oh yeah, I don't like somebody Milwaukey anywhere. I told you.
I went into that Michaels and it was completely empty. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (24:45):
I had to call the number in the store and
I said, hey, do you have any employees here?

Speaker 1 (24:50):
And they're like, oh yeah, we're all in the back.
Although I gotta say, as someone who was listening through
these clips, it seems like they were pretty all like
they were helpful. It might have been easy to find
right they were they.

Speaker 11 (25:01):
Were Once I found them, they were helpful.

Speaker 14 (25:03):
My mom shout out to her, we couldn't find someone
in this store like Minnesetta, and they have a big
back where they're putting costumes behind or whatever.

Speaker 11 (25:11):
She goes back there she's like, oh no, I'll get someone.

Speaker 14 (25:14):
I was back there like a couple of minutes later,
comes out like almost ragging them.

Speaker 11 (25:21):
I'm like, oh no, they're.

Speaker 1 (25:22):
Not a supportive mom. All right. So she's out shopping
at the halloween store moorgasms. She finds a male employee
at this time. Do you work here? She needs?

Speaker 14 (25:32):
Me and my mom are looking for like decorations for Halloween,
but like big scary animentronic stuff.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
Well, I can say right now we have like Blower's stuff.

Speaker 7 (25:42):
That's I'm on the floor and I was pretty much
when we have all the animatronic stuff, Okay, I'm anlectric between.

Speaker 14 (25:48):
Oh yeah no, So I like the spider thing on
the other side.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
How does it work?

Speaker 12 (25:51):
Like you just?

Speaker 1 (25:54):
I think it has emotions for the.

Speaker 3 (26:00):
Yeah, yoh that's scary. It's the price of my stuff.
Oh yeah, that's a good trick.

Speaker 11 (26:16):
But dismissing me, I don't thank you.

Speaker 1 (26:19):
It's missing feet to the shoppers.

Speaker 14 (26:23):
You know, if you want to buy the one that
they have on display, it might be missing something, but
you're gonna get twenty percent off. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:28):
Tell You're like he's like yeah, that's like.

Speaker 12 (26:34):
Yeah, that's a good price.

Speaker 1 (26:39):
That guy had to say his pitch delivery. But God
trying to show you something in a monk. Yeah, you
know he's out there hustling.

Speaker 4 (26:46):
Fish.

Speaker 1 (26:50):
That's great. If you want people who are all perky
all the time, you got to go to like a
hobby lobby or something. Yeah, you know, this is a
Halloween store.

Speaker 5 (26:56):
This is better.

Speaker 1 (26:57):
I understand you're having orgasm right now. All right, So
Morgan is out. It's a round of morgasm. She's at
the Halloween store. It's ordering something. Oh yeah, that one
went that so Holmes two sixty and come out to last.

Speaker 11 (27:14):
It's two sixty nine.

Speaker 1 (27:15):
Yeah, that's hot, chicks.

Speaker 11 (27:21):
I should know if you can hear it. But he
brought someone. You know, this is two people standing next
to me now checking the price.

Speaker 1 (27:27):
Look at a price check on a spider co worker
you get over, Yeah, check it out. What's the what's
the cost on that spider something? Oh yeah, that one
went so Holmes two sixty live and ultimasty.

Speaker 11 (27:40):
It's two sixty nine.

Speaker 1 (27:41):
Yeah, we'll give me hot.

Speaker 11 (27:49):
You should have seen my eyes lit up when he
said the price.

Speaker 1 (27:51):
Oh yeah, oh yeah, hell yeah, yeah. All right, orgasms
at the Halloween Store.

Speaker 11 (28:02):
You work here, right, how does this thing work?

Speaker 14 (28:05):
So normally he's like leaning over, but when you stick
your hand in it, since there's it, I like this one.

Speaker 18 (28:11):
Yeah, it looks up.

Speaker 15 (28:11):
Somebody may have broken.

Speaker 1 (28:14):
Typically maybe if you fond is that your mom? That's
my mom? I don't know, Morgan. Maybe if you'll fondle him, yeah,
maybe and can get him gard. I mean he's bent over.
You fondle him and then he really gets going. Typically
maybe if you.

Speaker 15 (28:34):
But yeah, normally he's like leans over like this.

Speaker 11 (28:37):
We're also oh yeah.

Speaker 15 (28:42):
Yeah, whenever you go to sensorym oh, he'll.

Speaker 11 (28:50):
He'll don't scare me.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
Okay, your mom, your mom standing right there.

Speaker 14 (28:55):
And this girl that we talked to, she was the
best employee of all my trips. Like she was trying
to keep a straight face. She was actually knowledgeable. But
real quick, let me backtrack to the very embarrassing part
of this whole thing. It wasn't my mom standing next
to me while I'm worgasming. It was sitting in the
car before we're about to go into a store. Right,
my mom goes, okay, I've listened to all your moorgasms.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
You know they're really good.

Speaker 11 (29:17):
But always make the same moan sounds like they're always
high pitched, you know, can you moan it?

Speaker 14 (29:27):
She's the best man. But it didn't stop there where
it should have. She gave me examples and she started.

Speaker 1 (29:33):
Moaning in the car with me. Where to God.

Speaker 14 (29:38):
We could call her, but credit to you see best.
Now I'm going to start recording in the car versus when.

Speaker 5 (29:44):
I walk in the door somewhere Morgan, Oh yeah.

Speaker 15 (29:50):
Yeah, normally a little bit whenever you go to Sindrome.

Speaker 1 (29:55):
Oh, he'll right out of me.

Speaker 11 (30:01):
But my mom's like, you got to mix up the moons.

Speaker 1 (30:06):
Is a producer right there. Yeah, that's good, it's good.
A little direction, all right, So more more Halloween shopping
with moms?

Speaker 11 (30:12):
Well, do you have any other ones that like do
that kind of stuff?

Speaker 1 (30:15):
What other really scary things you have?

Speaker 19 (30:18):
You do have the spider?

Speaker 20 (30:22):
Oh yeah not actually, excuse me, I kind of broke
character because that.

Speaker 11 (30:38):
One didn't startle me a little bit.

Speaker 1 (30:41):
They really like to push that spider. Yeah, that must
be like a slow seller. Yeah, they it's like they
get high return on it.

Speaker 11 (30:48):
It must be because every story I went to, that
was the one thing.

Speaker 1 (30:51):
They still hadn't stocked. Yeah, yeah, that's spider man. Yeah
so good.

Speaker 6 (30:56):
Yeah if you were.

Speaker 14 (30:57):
Here, right, So, trying to find an animal trying that
like jumps out and scares people.

Speaker 11 (31:02):
I can't get the clown to golf though.

Speaker 15 (31:04):
Does it work?

Speaker 7 (31:05):
You know?

Speaker 21 (31:06):
We're sold out of this climate?

Speaker 18 (31:08):
Okay?

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Would I be able to buy that.

Speaker 11 (31:09):
One if it's still working? No, it's just for sure. Okay,
I saw the spiders, but then I'm.

Speaker 15 (31:21):
Oh, that's scary.

Speaker 1 (31:22):
Okay, O, scary time.

Speaker 8 (31:32):
These poor people trying to make sense of this while
your mom's standing next to you.

Speaker 11 (31:35):
Know, they're probably all sorts of confused.

Speaker 1 (31:37):
But then everybody reacts differently.

Speaker 5 (31:40):
True, you know, to fear.

Speaker 11 (31:42):
Yeah, these are just seasonal employees. You know they're doing
their best.

Speaker 5 (31:45):
You're doing your best, trying.

Speaker 1 (31:54):
Well, nice job. Did you get that fake blood for you?
Mma get up while you were there? It's that what
you got it?

Speaker 7 (32:03):
No.

Speaker 11 (32:03):
I didn't buy any of this till last night, and
I was like, oh crap, I need some makeup. This
is just like lipstick. Just there, Carolyn, did me up.

Speaker 5 (32:11):
It looks good, looks great.

Speaker 1 (32:13):
So this is a I work at one of these places.
Aside job. The jumping spider is a great seller, which
is why we have so many Thank you.

Speaker 11 (32:20):
Yeah, and it's on right now.

Speaker 1 (32:23):
Oh yeah, because everything must go.

Speaker 9 (32:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:29):
I got some awesome Yeah, nice works. We got some more.
What do you show next? Time?

Speaker 3 (32:36):
More?

Speaker 1 (32:36):
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Speaker 16 (33:38):
Show Well.

Speaker 1 (33:42):
Some Halloween stuff.

Speaker 22 (33:45):
Kids.

Speaker 1 (33:45):
In des Moines, Iowa, they get the trigger treat on
Halloween for the first time in eighty six years.

Speaker 4 (33:53):
What it couldn't be forked.

Speaker 1 (33:54):
Because the city of Des Moines banned it. Excuse me,
they banned it on the thirty first, so you're not
to go out on the thirty first. And they did
this back in nineteen thirty eight ow to deal with vandalism.
It's having a problem, and it worked, and so they
just kept the ban in place. No trigger treating on
the thirty first, So usually it was. It was all

(34:14):
done on October thirtieth, and they called it Beggars Night.
Beggars I heard of that, Yeah, but they pushed it
to today because of bad weather yesterday. So official say
it will go back to October thirtieth next year.

Speaker 5 (34:29):
Does that make a big difference.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I guess it's always worked.
And so they're gonna and now that's I guess after
eighty six years, it's a local thing. It's like a
local tradition. Okay, beggars Beggars Night. It does prolonged halloweens,
so that's kind of cool. Uh. Twenty one percent of
adults between eighteen and thirty say that Halloween is their

(34:51):
favorite holiday.

Speaker 4 (34:52):
It seems like it's more than that.

Speaker 1 (34:54):
Yeah, well, it's gotten so crazy, it's gotten more pop.
But also people in their twenties and thirties, they have
been prepping for almost seven weeks. And the people who
say they go big on Halloween, like my son, have
been planning since mid August.

Speaker 4 (35:09):
I get yeah, that's when he started seeing stuff in stores.

Speaker 1 (35:11):
He starts planning almost immediately. I figured like he's gonna
end up working for like the Macy's Thanksgiving Day prage.
People are one of these things that there's an annual
event and then they start planning the very next day
for the next year. He loves it.

Speaker 9 (35:23):
Yeah, it's perfect. I'm so last minute this year on Halloween.
I don't even know why, but the I haven't even
got candy yet. I still gotta go get it. Is
it available?

Speaker 5 (35:33):
Whatever you find is going to be deeply discounted.

Speaker 1 (35:36):
Yeah, well, the average person bought their first bag of
Halloween candy two and a half weeks ago, and if
he did that, it's probably gone.

Speaker 23 (35:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:44):
Our favorite chocolate Halloween candy Reese's Peanut butter Cups number
one Yes, followed by Snickers Yes, kit Kat Regular Eminems,
and a tie between butterfingers in Milky Way. Who the
butter finger?

Speaker 6 (35:58):
I didn't know.

Speaker 1 (35:59):
That's wrong. No bacon butter finger going.

Speaker 6 (36:02):
On the season the Snickers butter fingers.

Speaker 1 (36:06):
To me, butter finger is delicious.

Speaker 6 (36:08):
It's so hard when you bite into it.

Speaker 1 (36:10):
I don't know, it's just a great consistency.

Speaker 6 (36:14):
Yeah, I don't like the consistency, laky.

Speaker 15 (36:16):
I don't know yet.

Speaker 4 (36:17):
Butter butterfinger. That might be my new favorite though, butterfinger.
It used to be like my whole life, but now
just thinking about butter finger, oh I know. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (36:28):
The thing is when you first bite into the butterfinger,
there is a little like you have to give it
a little Yeah, it bites back, but no, I'm saying like,
once you bite, you know, get that little chunk off
from the bar. The rest of it just kind of
flakes and falls apart. It does stick pretty good to
your teeth.

Speaker 6 (36:46):
Yeah, it does, part of the so good, so good.

Speaker 1 (36:50):
You don't like kit cats either, I could if I
could live about them. I love kitkats, and then regular eminem's.

Speaker 5 (36:56):
I'd much rather have pieces.

Speaker 1 (36:59):
You would over eminem every day? Really, Yes, I prefer peanuts.

Speaker 5 (37:06):
Peanut but those are incredible.

Speaker 1 (37:09):
Those pieces look like just pure eminem's. Peanut butter eminem's yes,
followed by regular eminem's, followed by peanut eminems and then
everything else that they off that get that, flip that
and reverse that form my list. I take here and
let me let me revise my list because I just
thought of one peanut butter eminems, followed by regular eminems,

(37:33):
followed by followed by the the pretzel eminem's.

Speaker 5 (37:37):
Oh yeah those are good.

Speaker 1 (37:38):
Those are Those are really good, followed by the peanut eminems,
followed by everything agreed and if.

Speaker 8 (37:43):
You want me, I'm going to blow all of your
minds right now the next time you go to a movie.
Somebody taught me this and I was like, that sounds
gross and it is the most incredible thing. Have you
ever dumped your regular eminems into your popcorn?

Speaker 5 (37:56):
And I mixed it up, I heard, but yeah, I've
never seen that. It's incredible.

Speaker 1 (38:02):
But it doesn't stay like that because the eminems are
heavier than the popcorn. It would just settle to the bottom.

Speaker 5 (38:06):
Fold them up a little bit, just give a little bit, no.

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Fold, but I would think that would just automatically sell.

Speaker 6 (38:10):
The point was to melt on the popcorn.

Speaker 5 (38:13):
No, no, it's just the chocolate crunch with the salty crunch.
It's perfect.

Speaker 1 (38:18):
I don't think like you be a little bit more
labor intensive, but you have to like grab a couple
of m and ms and then a little bit of popcorn,
eat it that way. Dump them in there again, they
would just go right to the bottom.

Speaker 5 (38:27):
You can do that if you want.

Speaker 9 (38:28):
You know what I love eating with popcorn's junior mints,
and I only buy junior mints.

Speaker 1 (38:33):
And your mints with popcorn. Yeah, oh god, it tastes
so good.

Speaker 4 (38:37):
Really, the best way to eat plain m and ms
is to open a jar peanut butter and pour them.

Speaker 1 (38:43):
In a spoon.

Speaker 5 (38:46):
I'm okay with that.

Speaker 1 (38:47):
Yeah, that's good. Greg to do that before he switched
to a strictly sweet potato and cheese dyed. I know,
I'm so hungry all the time, are you I am yeah,
oh yeah, oh we'll feed your baby. We have food, Yeah,
we do have food. We have three hundred and seventy
five ress off. Well, there's fewer than that now people

(39:08):
have been dipping. Oh yeah, day seven, seven forty four.
What he hit us up with the text over to
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It's Thursday morning, it's a free Friday, It's Halloween year. Welcome,

(39:30):
Thank you for being here giving us through your valuable time.
Today October the thirty first, twenty twenty four. I'm whatdy,
that's great, gory, good morning. We got Menace, what is up?
We got Sammy Morning, we got Sea Bass, and we
got Gina Grady with the trending news headlines that's going
on this morning.

Speaker 12 (39:48):
Let's do it.

Speaker 7 (39:48):
So.

Speaker 8 (39:48):
Last night, the Dodgers came back after being down five
nothing to beat the Yankees seven to six in Game
five to win the World Series. The comeback was fueled
by massive defensive errors by the Yankees in the top
of the fifth that to five unearned runs.

Speaker 9 (40:06):
Fans melting down, Oh yeah, yeah, like that first base
out with the with the pitcher and and the first
baseman like confused on like who's going to tag it?

Speaker 1 (40:16):
Yeah, that was really bad.

Speaker 5 (40:18):
A lot of a lot of bad moments.

Speaker 8 (40:19):
It's LA's eighth World Series title and the second in
the last five years. Meanwhile, Freddie Freeman, whose name we
all know now, he was named World Series MVP after
batting three hundred, hitting four home runs, having twelve RBIs.

Speaker 1 (40:35):
He also won the award for Brightest White chick lis.

Speaker 5 (40:37):
Oh my god, everyone had their sunglasses on where.

Speaker 1 (40:40):
They gave it to out here shining seriously, and that's
their part.

Speaker 5 (40:44):
See that's literally that was a hot top of the
debate in our house.

Speaker 1 (40:47):
It's a good thing. The last time they.

Speaker 8 (40:49):
Won was during the pandemic shortened season in twenty twenty,
so there was no parade, But this time scheduled for tomorrow,
it'll go through downtown LA before players speak at the stadium.
Your Starbucks drinks, you know, the ones with the soy
and the ode and the almond and the coconut milk.
Good news for you, they're not going to cost extra
anymore everybody. Starting next week, Yes, Starbucks says their customers

(41:14):
won't have to pay extra for adding non dairy milk
to their orders, so your dairy free drink will cost
about ten percent less than it used to. Non dairy
milk has become the second most common order modification at Starbucks.
Adding an extra shot of espresso is the most common.

Speaker 1 (41:30):
Yeah. Remember the vegan milk protesters, Just.

Speaker 5 (41:33):
Remember they glued their hands to the counter.

Speaker 1 (41:36):
Made it different.

Speaker 24 (41:37):
Protesters took a stance outside the Starbucks. Wsmv's Marissa Suli
is they're now where things are back to normal after
a chaotic few hours. And Marissa, we're talking about vegan milk.

Speaker 9 (41:50):
Yeah, that's right, Marust save the.

Speaker 1 (41:53):
House charge out. I mean, can you imagine are friends
with something like that? But that's that's why you're not
at work today, or that's what your cause. Let's say
you have some free time on your hands, some pto.
This is what you're doing with your time. I don't,
And you're not.

Speaker 5 (42:12):
Saving the animals. You just don't want to pay an
extra eight cents.

Speaker 1 (42:14):
And then James cromwell, yes, he glued himself remember that one.

Speaker 13 (42:21):
Yes, when will you stop charging us more for vegan milk?

Speaker 1 (42:27):
When vegan milk? That'll do pi?

Speaker 4 (42:34):
And he was an idea. Don't shop there. You don't
want to be charged for it. Make your own damn cost.

Speaker 5 (42:40):
You know who go there? I don't you know why?
I don't feel like it, right?

Speaker 1 (42:44):
I do love the What is it? It's a brown
sugar oat milk shaking espresso. That's sure go to.

Speaker 5 (42:52):
That sounds very desert is it is so good.

Speaker 1 (42:55):
I'm not a coffee drinker, so I'm never in Starbucks
unless I happen to be with my wife and she
says I'd like top at Starbucks and I get night
and I'm like, yeah, I'll get like an iced tea lemonade. Yeah, yeah,
that's whatever.

Speaker 8 (43:06):
Well, during the Formula one Mexico Grand Prix last Sunday,
ABC local news affiliate WNEPTV accidentally aired quote official election
results for Pennsylvania, saying that Kamala Harris had won the
swing state. It showed the vice president capturing fifty two
percent of the votes compared to forty seven percent for
Republican challenger Donald Trump. And as I'm sure you can guess,

(43:30):
this has started tons of conspiracy theories claiming that the
election is rigged. However, the TV station says the results
have been randomly generated.

Speaker 5 (43:39):
As part of a test ahead of the election.

Speaker 1 (43:42):
But they're not going to be able to let this down. Yeah,
So I mean it's down to like a specific number
of votes like you see at the bottom of the
screen where it brings up and has like the little
blue box next to Harris for d and the little
red box for Trump and has the check mark next
to her fifty two percent with three million, two hundred
and ninety three thousand, seven hundred and twelve votes. Okay,
I mean you could see where this is.

Speaker 4 (44:02):
You guys see why people are are getting has a
conspiracy like about this.

Speaker 1 (44:07):
Yeah, weird of the whatever is reporting. They said they're
just testing their graphic.

Speaker 5 (44:13):
It was randomly generated to see how it would know.
It just happened to me.

Speaker 9 (44:18):
I worked at a TV station. We would do that
all the time, Yeah, where you would practice the graphics. Yeah,
just to see how look on on the screen. I
don't think it's that crazy.

Speaker 5 (44:27):
But you guys think this is a little I mean,
it's it's strange.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
Again. I think this just fuels people's skepticism. Yeah.

Speaker 9 (44:36):
I mean if it was if it went either way
like this one just happens to be in favor of Harris,
if it was in favor of Trump.

Speaker 1 (44:42):
It would be the other way around.

Speaker 9 (44:43):
Yeah, but yeah, people the other side, yeah, freaking out.
But I thought they would be that would be generated
from the thing that I'm seeing constantly online where you
can bet on like who's.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
Going to win?

Speaker 4 (44:54):
Oh no, no, no, no, it was just the but menace.
When you would test these graphics, what were the chances
that they might be aired?

Speaker 9 (45:02):
Uh, it could because at least where I worked, we
would test them on the same system for that it
was called the Grass Valley Switcher, and uh, it would
be on the same system that would be able.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
To go live at any time. Oh okay, little whoopsie. Yeah,
so it wouldn't be like a separate system from But
there are.

Speaker 5 (45:19):
A lot of conspiracy theories. I saw one and everything,
oh on everything.

Speaker 8 (45:23):
I saw one yesterday that they switched out Biden's after
he got elected because now that old Biden had attached
ear lobes and new Biden has detached ear lobes.

Speaker 1 (45:34):
Oh yeah, I've seen all that, Like they have that one,
they have like four different and then there's all this
where he's like scratching his neck and it looks like
the skin is moving and it's really weird. Yeah, like doubles,
it's right, Yeah, like stunt doubles or whatever. But there's
a new pall out where they ask people about voting,
and twenty percent of Americans think people of all ages
should be allowed to vote. So like, no age limit

(45:54):
at all. Okay, I'm the kindergarten your daughter. About another
thirteen percent of people supportive parents one additional vote for
each child they have who is a minor U.

Speaker 5 (46:05):
So you just have twenty kids and get extra votes.

Speaker 1 (46:07):
You get twenty votes. Now, just for the sake of argument,
let's say that happened. Fifty three percent of parents say
they would always or usually vote the same when voting
on behalf of their kids. Those are the people telling
the truth. Nineteen percent said they would only do that sometimes,
and then six percent straight up lide and said they'd
never be the same. How could you say they would

(46:28):
never be the same? Why vote?

Speaker 5 (46:29):
You just cancel each other out.

Speaker 1 (46:30):
On the flip side of all this, thirty five percent
of people think minimum voting age for national elections should
be raised to twenty one.

Speaker 5 (46:37):
Yeah, I kind of see that.

Speaker 8 (46:39):
That's the thing, Like all this get out the vote.
Get out the vote, doesn't matter what you believe, if
you've got to do your civic responsibility. It's like, actually,
if you don't know anything about the policies you're voting on,
but sit this one out, it's.

Speaker 1 (46:50):
Probably better that you don't. Either are more damaged than
you never understood that.

Speaker 4 (46:54):
We also need to sync up the eighteen and twenty
one thing.

Speaker 5 (46:57):
Yeah, in the military, you're absolutely right, because.

Speaker 4 (47:01):
Some is eighteen, some's twenty one. Yeah, renting your car
is twenty five.

Speaker 1 (47:04):
Yeah, so dumb du so. Jaywalking is now legal in
New York City. Oh so the new rules mean that
the pedestrians you can just ignore those inconvenient marked crosswalks.
You just cross the street wherever you like, as long
as traffic is clear. That's going to be mega arbitrary, Like,
what do you mean clear?

Speaker 5 (47:23):
What could possibly go wrong?

Speaker 1 (47:25):
They say the move? The move aims to end discrimination
against black and Latino people. Excuse me, Now here's the thing. Fine,
get rid of the jaywalking thing. Everybody's done it. You
can't tell me you haven't parked on one side of
the street and just crossed right there as opposed to
walking all the way down to the corner and we've
all done it. I get it. That's fine, But you

(47:46):
start losing me where you're like, it aims to end
discrimination against black and Latino people, Like what does everything
go back to that? Well, okay, you just have a
common sense, Like all right, fine, look look both ways,
like your parents taught you. Across the street.

Speaker 5 (47:59):
Are they saying that they're that there are more pedestrians
of color?

Speaker 7 (48:03):
Is that?

Speaker 5 (48:03):
I don't understand?

Speaker 9 (48:04):
What the well, I'm sure there is common sense. There
is probably some numbers and some data that shows that
maybe Latino and African Americans are busted for this more
than anybody else.

Speaker 1 (48:17):
Yeah, that's that's what they're they're pointing to. Yeah, but
again everybody, everybody's done it, so it just makes sense.
Go ahead, huh, just get rid of it. Oh. Here
on the text three two three, you know who never
Jay walks people in Japan. There's a daily mention of Japan,
which also reminds me and we do have to get
to Gina Grad's Gina's grad School about serial killers we

(48:40):
should learn. How does that remind you? Is there a
Japan thing? Yeah, dude, I'm getting there. Oh, okay, you
never know there's always a method of the man. As
my friend says to bored and the Woodies show Hello
from Japan sort of. Oh I hope you enjoy these snacks.
And that is from is it Denny? Yeah? I think

(49:01):
that's what. Oh look at they have like there's a
little like it's a little Japanese card another sweets. You
can make out that name while I open it up
and see what kind of snacks? What do you show mail?

Speaker 5 (49:10):
CALLI like Demi Moore?

Speaker 1 (49:12):
Oh Demi, Yeah, couldn't really make look at that beautifully right,
huh okay, I can't even tell you what the stuff.
It's all written in Japanese. Wait, there's just Hello snacks
in here.

Speaker 25 (49:22):
My god, a box of Japanese cheese, corn flake and
nut chocolates. Oh I love international international snacks. So there's
like a little chip clip that comes to this one
that's got here's some kit cat Japanese k cash so yeah,

(49:42):
oh yeah, here's a.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Creamy cheese in a box. Creamy cheese and a box
so strange. Oh, they must have gone to uh ok
you Disney, because they have they have the bag from
that is awesome show mail.

Speaker 5 (50:00):
Look at how cute this.

Speaker 4 (50:00):
Car is your that's nice.

Speaker 1 (50:03):
But what is this sweet potato bomb? Cooper, sweet potato,
Sweet potato. It's like a kind of like a twinkie.
It looks like it looks like a yeah, like a
yeah pastry with.

Speaker 7 (50:19):
This.

Speaker 1 (50:20):
This is chocolate Buchen.

Speaker 5 (50:24):
Looks amazing.

Speaker 1 (50:25):
Thank you for the Thank you for the thought. We're
gonna take a break. And then Gina's grad school. She's
gonna she's gonna school us on serial killers. A lot
of people. She loves all this stuff and so fascinat
you need to be educated. When we were out of town,
every time we meet back up, So what do you
guys do with your your downtime? She was always watching
this crime stuff.

Speaker 5 (50:44):
Yeah, like, oh dateline? Why which date line were you
guys watching?

Speaker 1 (50:47):
She's like a murder This is all about the serial
killers that's coming up for you next year on the
Woody Show. Hang on, still, this is well, Gina's grad school.
She's into a lot of different stuff. Yeah, very curious

(51:08):
about everything. I don't know what it is. I mean,
she's certainly not unique in the fact that she is
way into all this like real crime.

Speaker 5 (51:16):
No, but like the Weirder and Darker.

Speaker 1 (51:17):
Podcast TV shows, datelines, all that stuff, all the documentaries
soothing for you.

Speaker 8 (51:23):
Yeah, I just like to know about it, and i'd
like to And I not only do I want to
protect myself, I want to protect you because we care.

Speaker 1 (51:30):
About all of you.

Speaker 4 (51:30):
Have you ever had that wonderment that I always have
when you're at the grocery store, You think, I wonder
if I've ever been next to a serial killer.

Speaker 5 (51:37):
We're going to get into that grid.

Speaker 1 (51:38):
Oh, yes we are. Yeah, so we figure if there
was any week for this particular topic of Gina's grad
School serial Killers, it would be this week. Yeah, so
Gina's grad school serial Killers. Let's learn more, Gina, what
do you got for us?

Speaker 8 (51:53):
Well, first, let's define what exactly a serial killer is. Now,
some may say this is a fairly loose definition, but
as the FBI I define serial murder, it's a series
of two or more murders committed by one person, usually
as separate events.

Speaker 5 (52:07):
Serial murder is a rare event.

Speaker 8 (52:09):
It only makes up it's less than one percent of
all murders in a given year, So very unlikely you
will be a victim. But we will get into that
and how you can protect yourself. You might be wondering
what are some common traits of a serial killer, and he.

Speaker 4 (52:22):
Guesses, uh, psychopathy.

Speaker 5 (52:25):
Yeah, that's a good.

Speaker 4 (52:26):
One, loaners.

Speaker 8 (52:27):
Okay, I think charismatic, charismatic animal killers very interesting. Well,
there's something called the McDonald triad that a lot of
people use to link serial killers with some of their problems.
This dude in nineteen sixty three, J. M. McDonald, he's
a psychiatrist. He said, they likely are cruel to animals,

(52:51):
they are obsessed with starting fires, and they're persistent bedwetters
after the age of five. Really, Lisa, this leads to
a lot of violent behaviors, particularly homicidal behavior from embarrassment
or like what is the we They just linked it
as maybe, I don't know, having some sort of nervous Yeah,

(53:13):
I don't know. Like their whole life, they continue, they
become they stay bed weathers after five years old.

Speaker 6 (53:24):
I went until I was seven, And I'm like, good though, right,
because I stopped them.

Speaker 1 (53:28):
You sets seven years old?

Speaker 6 (53:32):
Yeah, I was still wearing pulps to bed through like
second grade.

Speaker 1 (53:34):
Really, yeah, that's that.

Speaker 4 (53:39):
I would be ashamed.

Speaker 5 (53:41):
Some people don't put as much stock in this McDonald triad.

Speaker 8 (53:44):
They they do rely on profiles that say serial killers
lack empathy, they're often pathological liars, They disregard right and wrong,
have a sense of superiority, and no remorse for doing
bad things, which I think we can all agree.

Speaker 4 (53:59):
One seems somewhat obvious.

Speaker 1 (54:01):
Also seems like a lot of criminals just in general, they're.

Speaker 5 (54:04):
All in prison now. I think they have a lot
in common.

Speaker 8 (54:06):
The United States has the most documented serial killers in
the world, and he guesses, as of twenty twenty, how
many total documented.

Speaker 5 (54:14):
Serial killers we've had, oh in our history, like in
the United States?

Speaker 1 (54:18):
In his two thousand, Wow, I'll just say not as many, Okay,
because I think it's I think people think it's more
common than it is. I'll say two hundred. All right, yeah,
I'll go that makes sense. Two hundred, two hundred, I
say one thousand.

Speaker 5 (54:34):
You guys are living in a fantasy world. What is
this a utopia?

Speaker 8 (54:37):
Three thousand, six hundred and thirteen documented serial killer?

Speaker 1 (54:43):
How many do you have to kill it to be
considered too or more?

Speaker 18 (54:46):
Well?

Speaker 8 (54:46):
As the FBI said too or thankfully, we don't have
nearly as many as we used to the number of
serial killers in the US was the highest from nineteen
seventy to nineteen ninety, and those numbers peaked hard in
the seventies, nearly three hundred active serial killers in the
US that we knew about.

Speaker 1 (55:05):
That's what it was so trendy, it was, it was
so hot. Right now, it's son of saund that's right.

Speaker 24 (55:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (55:12):
I kind of feel like that's what happened with these
mass shooters. Oh right, yeah, I was column. Columbine really
seemed to like start it. Not that people hadn't shot
up at the school before, but it became to Columbine
it seemed to be more of a regular thing, like
we maybe were going through our school shooter phase, like
we went through a serial killer phase.

Speaker 5 (55:34):
I think you're onto something now.

Speaker 1 (55:35):
Maybe are we into a serial killer drought? Not that
they don't happen, but not nearly as many as the seventies.

Speaker 8 (55:40):
And there was a very good reason for that, because
by the time the twenty tens rolled around, there are
fewer than fifty known active killers. And there's very good
reason for that, thanks to forensic science and policing and technology.

Speaker 5 (55:51):
Oh yeah, now, you know, make.

Speaker 8 (55:53):
Them a little harder to escape justice. Though I don't
really want to name any of these guys pecifically because
they're they're douches, and I want to glorify their douchey existence.
There is a quote of them, yeah we we know, yeah,
and just think about those guys. But there is a
quote that will ring in your head, whether you want

(56:14):
to hear it or not, by this dude named Ed
Kemper aka the co ed killer, who said this about
his victims. One side of me says, I'd like to
talk to her, date her. The other side of me says,
I wonder what her head would look like on a stick.

Speaker 1 (56:33):
Freaky, Okay, terrific night.

Speaker 5 (56:38):
Yeah it did stencil that on a dooly.

Speaker 8 (56:40):
He was convicted of eight murders and is currently serving
life without parole at a California medical facility. I think
this might only be men, but I think we know
better these days.

Speaker 5 (56:51):
Sisters are doing it for themselves.

Speaker 1 (56:53):
I mean, whether there was the show Snapped, Snapped, you know,
do you like that show?

Speaker 5 (56:57):
I'm sure you obviously you don't push abroad that far
come after you.

Speaker 1 (57:00):
I mean, that's like a one off killing, But how
many like female serial killers?

Speaker 5 (57:04):
I'm glad you asked.

Speaker 1 (57:05):
There was that truck stop chick I I yes, yeah,
execution she was on there.

Speaker 8 (57:12):
Only ten percent of total murders in the US are
committed by women.

Speaker 5 (57:17):
But watch out for who cares for you, because thirty nine.

Speaker 8 (57:22):
Percent of female serial killers are nurses or healthcare workers.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
Weird. What do they call the black widows?

Speaker 8 (57:30):
Black widow the Yeah, when you're nightingale, Yeah, that's kind
of what I'm thinking.

Speaker 5 (57:35):
You get a little extra shot of air in your
in your injection.

Speaker 4 (57:38):
Those Kathy Bates and miseryes right with all the kids.

Speaker 5 (57:42):
You're a dirty birdie.

Speaker 8 (57:44):
As for which states have the most serial killer victims,
the Big three Florida with nine hundred and thirty three,
Texas nine hundred and eighty four, and California with a
whopping one thousand, seven hundred and seventy seven.

Speaker 1 (58:00):
The text here from the seven one to four, my
first boyfriend and my first kiss became a serial killer.
I would love to talk to you.

Speaker 5 (58:07):
I would love to do a long form interview with
you right back.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
Who was it? Please?

Speaker 8 (58:12):
Speaking of California, Like we talked about the Zodiac killer,
most notorious as technically he was never found.

Speaker 5 (58:18):
We know this right now.

Speaker 8 (58:19):
He terrorized people in the Bay Area in the late
sixties in California. But while police suspect it was a
guy named Arthur Lee Allen, they were never able to
cobble together enough evidence to actually arrest him.

Speaker 5 (58:31):
So technically we do not know who the Zodiac killer was.

Speaker 9 (58:35):
Always try had linked at Unobomber as well, because he
was around the same time. Interesting he was into mathematics and.

Speaker 5 (58:41):
Then the way tortured in college.

Speaker 1 (58:43):
Yeah, so, a black widow is a woman who kills
her spouse. Healthcare workers who are killers are called angels
of death.

Speaker 5 (58:48):
That's the one, Thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (58:51):
There's a new Zodiac documentary on Netflix, YEP, which if
you watch it you think that dude is the Zodiac
for sure, But then you question, where were the hell
were these kids thirty five forty years ago? Why didn't
they say any of this crape?

Speaker 5 (59:06):
Now they're coming out about it. That's wonderful.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
The text here says we all have that voice in
our head telling us to kill. Some people just have
it louder than others. Oh wow, do we do? Yeah,
we turned down the volume. Say you're just not listening.
You're just not listening.

Speaker 26 (59:20):
Wow.

Speaker 8 (59:21):
It's so if you think you're safe, according to the
stats and Greg, you alluded.

Speaker 5 (59:25):
To this earlier. I wanted to answer this question for you.

Speaker 8 (59:27):
Cording to stats from New York Post, it has been
said that the average person can unknowingly walk past thirty
six murderers in their lifetime.

Speaker 1 (59:38):
Seems low. Yeah, you can think about the people that
you walk past. Yeah, I mean, yeah, it's been a
concert or what You're around so many people, These people
that you necessarily interact with, people you low that you've
walked by. Yeah, yeah, you've shared a space with.

Speaker 4 (59:56):
Yeah, I guess that sounds low.

Speaker 1 (59:57):
Let me think about it, about all these large things
that you've in the events, concerts. Well, let's see the events.

Speaker 5 (01:00:02):
To the bell curve.

Speaker 8 (01:00:04):
You know, you're not a loner, but you're not at
a festival every weekend, you know, just like on a
day to day basis spoken.

Speaker 1 (01:00:10):
To cross at the grocery store, like waiting in mind
the balance.

Speaker 4 (01:00:17):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:00:17):
Now I'm even more serious.

Speaker 18 (01:00:19):
Now.

Speaker 8 (01:00:19):
I really want to protect you guys, because this is
something that I think that would be just tragic if
any of you died by the hands of a serial killer.
So try to stick to these safety tips and get
your best chance going at survival. According to Snopes and
she knows and wiki how I compiled this list, and
I want to make sure that everybody's safe. Beware of
needy strangers, as killers often prey on people's sympathy to

(01:00:41):
get them to drop their guard.

Speaker 5 (01:00:42):
We all saw silence. Yeah, more coach, don't do it.
Don't get in the van.

Speaker 8 (01:00:51):
You don't want to be the one on the inside
of the van. Trust your gut instinct. If someone gives
you the creeps, don't engage with them. And if you're
entering a situation that feels like it could go horribly wrong, leave,
We're the only species on the planet that ignores our instincts.

Speaker 5 (01:01:04):
Stop doing that.

Speaker 8 (01:01:06):
Never let a stranger, a strange person into your home.
People come to your door, they say they're a service person.
You're not expecting them. Call the company, verify who they are.

Speaker 1 (01:01:16):
Yeah, there was just some old couple that just got well,
the guy got killed, the wife was like tied up
and everything else. And they said they were utility workers.

Speaker 9 (01:01:25):
Yes, exactly, my buddy's ex wife. A guy that just
got out of prison like.

Speaker 1 (01:01:30):
A month before, protecting a utility worker.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
Ye.

Speaker 8 (01:01:34):
Well, and even with cops ask for their badge number,
called the police. You know, I'm very trusting, but I
wouldn't do that.

Speaker 15 (01:01:40):
Now.

Speaker 8 (01:01:41):
Avoid giving personal information to strangers. This is very hard
these days with social media, but you're going to want
to put a lot of these profiles on private. Don't
post where you are or where you will be at
a specific time, duh. If you go online dating, don't
give out your home or work address without having met
them a few times. And you know what dudes love
to do, because I remember this from my online dating days.

(01:02:03):
Let's take this chat off the site and give you
your number and I'll pick you up Nadau.

Speaker 1 (01:02:08):
Thank you though, Yeah, yeah, thanks.

Speaker 8 (01:02:11):
This is something that I've always done and I highly
recommend it. Consider carrying pepper spray and maybe taking a
self defense class. You could spray that stuff so easily,
but do make sure it's turned the right way because
people do mace themselves. And finally, use your strongest body
part to counter the attack. Elbows, head, knees, get him
in the growing, get him in the eyes, get him
in the knees. Stay safe, everybody, Happy Halloween.

Speaker 1 (01:02:33):
All right, there you go. Interesting from Gina Grant. Everybody
in Gina's grad school on serial killers.

Speaker 5 (01:02:41):
We learned something today.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
You know what this is? It's a baby laugh? What
like slow down? Honestly like pitch down. I hate this
when you know what it this? Yeah, somebody said the
person has said that their their first boyfriend, their first kiss,
ended up being a serial killer. Asked, well, who was it?

(01:03:06):
Skyler de Leon? All right, de Leon de Leon sky.

Speaker 9 (01:03:11):
The allegedly the most notorious one is Samuel Little from
Ohio who's supposed to be the number one in America,
but he said that he's murdered ninety three people, but
they can only verified fifty, so he's not listed as
number one.

Speaker 1 (01:03:27):
All right, Well, the girl who texted that in I
guess is on the phone. Oh okay, ask her if
she can hold through the b because we got to
take the break and then we'll talk to her coming
up next to her in the Woody Show. Hang on
the Woody Show.

Speaker 4 (01:03:45):
All right, welcome back.

Speaker 1 (01:03:48):
It is the Woody Show. So we have she and
is grad school all about serial killers? If you're just
tuning in, you'll be able to catch it on the podcast.
And as we were doing that, we had people that
were hitting up on the text over to to to
ninety seven A lot of people. A lot of people. Yeah, yeah,
a lot of people. They're different encounters or brushes with

(01:04:09):
either serial killers just straight up murderers or whatever. Bad people. Yeah.
And then Teresa had a sub saying that her first boyfriend,
her first kiss, was a killer. Really, uh, I say
hi to Teresa.

Speaker 18 (01:04:22):
Teresa, good morning. How are you guys?

Speaker 1 (01:04:25):
Wow? Well we're doing great? So that was that was
a cool text to get. I mean, right in the
middle of Gina's grad school about serial killers. You your
first boyfriend end up being a serial killer? How hot
was he?

Speaker 16 (01:04:38):
Wow?

Speaker 18 (01:04:38):
When I was younger, he was pretty hot? Nowadays apparently
he identifies himself as a girl.

Speaker 1 (01:04:45):
Oh okay, still hot? All right? SOEs that make you
a lesbian?

Speaker 5 (01:04:48):
I guess or formerly?

Speaker 7 (01:04:50):
No?

Speaker 18 (01:04:50):
No, no, no, okay, I like I like the boys.

Speaker 1 (01:04:53):
Yeah all right, So how'd you end up finding out
that he was a serial killer?

Speaker 18 (01:04:57):
So my best friend we actually both dated him. I
dated him first, and then she dated her Mirars down
the road and she was watching the documentary text me
and told me to turn the TV on and there
he was.

Speaker 5 (01:05:10):
That's my dream slash nightmare.

Speaker 1 (01:05:12):
Now do you save your friend for taking your man?

Speaker 7 (01:05:15):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:05:15):
That's your dream.

Speaker 8 (01:05:16):
I mean, I would love to be in that situation
and say, oh my god, I'm I'm part of this story,
but you know, not dead.

Speaker 5 (01:05:23):
But that's also horrific and I can't believe that happened
to you.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
How did he kill the people?

Speaker 5 (01:05:28):
He killed?

Speaker 18 (01:05:28):
A couple from Newport Beach. He was buying their yacht.
They went out on a ride and him and two
other guys tied him to their anchor and tossed them overboard.

Speaker 11 (01:05:42):
It's a horrible way to go.

Speaker 1 (01:05:44):
Oh my god, Skylar, did he ever?

Speaker 8 (01:05:51):
Did he ever confide in you and tell you he
was a chronic bedwetter or a fire starter or killed
a lot of animals?

Speaker 18 (01:05:56):
Not to me, he did, I remember quickly he did
to my girlfriend, who we've like what I said, I've
known her for many years.

Speaker 5 (01:06:06):
Donald try it to her.

Speaker 18 (01:06:07):
But his dad was also very abusive, And I.

Speaker 1 (01:06:13):
Was gonna ask about, like, did the was his family
weird or stuff going? Like there hadn't been some kind
of like I don't think people just end up just
doing that unless it's like one of those like a
fit of rage, like something set them up. Yeah, private
passion kind of thing.

Speaker 18 (01:06:27):
Yeah, And his name back then when I knew him,
was it Skyler Gelawn? It was John Jacobson.

Speaker 5 (01:06:32):
Oh, okay, it really changed.

Speaker 18 (01:06:34):
Well, I'm glad and then he changed his name.

Speaker 5 (01:06:36):
I'm glad you made it out.

Speaker 1 (01:06:37):
Yeah, no doubt, thank me too. Yeah, and thanks for
thanks for sharing all the story with us. We appreciate that.
Fascinating of course, of course, thank you.

Speaker 18 (01:06:46):
Show love you guys.

Speaker 1 (01:06:51):
If you gave her a stab you there, you know
what I'm saying. And her friend and the friend, Yeah,
don't go anywhere. The Woody Show will be right back.

Speaker 7 (01:07:01):
To this.

Speaker 1 (01:07:02):
It's The Woody Show Man. We begin another hour insensitivity
training for a politically correct world. Good morning to you.
I'm Moodie. That's Greg Gory Woody. There's a minute.

Speaker 7 (01:07:17):
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Speaker 1 (01:07:17):
We've gone Gina Grant.

Speaker 5 (01:07:18):
Good morning.

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Find us on social media at the Woodie Show on
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some of the week in audio.

Speaker 12 (01:07:36):
Did a little world series wrap up Here our good
friends Channel five Kitsla, Los Angeles. We're out doing a
live shot after the big victory, and they went out
to East Dela. And if you're not familiar with the geography,
if you leave Dodger Stadium and you take let's say
a right, you head towards bel.

Speaker 1 (01:07:54):
Air, left head towards East La which to be fairs
where more excitement is going to be.

Speaker 12 (01:08:02):
Now, if you're doing a live TV shot, some some
rowdy language may happen though, And that's what k t
l A found as they interviewed a bunch of fans
with illegal fireworks going off in the background all the way.

Speaker 1 (01:08:14):
We need a baby.

Speaker 22 (01:08:15):
Listen God, God, shout Upolo, what do you want to say,

(01:08:36):
young man?

Speaker 1 (01:08:39):
Okay there, Yeah, I love the gas from the studio.
Did see torches? I said, all the fing dorks? I
thought's check it out.

Speaker 13 (01:08:53):
Shout up.

Speaker 1 (01:08:56):
You might be right man, all the all the fing
fet chicks. Yeah, that's the you know, larger, larger ladies. Hey,
I got a second here in k c l A.
I want to give a shout out to all the
fat chips, fred girl, the gravy girls out there. We're here.

Speaker 12 (01:09:19):
Yeah's fifty to fifty season's amazing performance.

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
Freman.

Speaker 12 (01:09:28):
So this was earlier in the series, and they were
doing this thing where it was like a very performative
deal whatever it was stand up to Cancer, and everybody
held up a sign where it was like this sign
had a name of someone in their life it was
affected by cancer.

Speaker 1 (01:09:39):
So this is like a moment of silence.

Speaker 12 (01:09:40):
They're panning, you know, the audience, the broadcasters moment of
silence for very serious, very serious. So let's see if
you can hear what one New York fan yelled out
to Freddy Freeman during that moment of silence.

Speaker 1 (01:10:02):
I couldn't even.

Speaker 12 (01:10:05):
Okay, I used thank you Ai. I was able to
isolate that classy fan okay.

Speaker 5 (01:10:14):
During his stand up to cancer.

Speaker 12 (01:10:15):
Between that and the guy ripping Mookie bets Is wrist Off,
I think a lot of people aren't sad that New.

Speaker 1 (01:10:21):
York lost the series. Yeah, that is awful. So his son,
I mean, it's a great story about Freddie Freeman, Like
the postseason that he's had m VP of the World series,
he had a really rough year son, young son. He's
got this condition it's like causes nerve damage and all
of a sudden it's like a very rare Gillian Bear syndrome.

(01:10:43):
But yeah, so he he took some time off from
the team earlier this year. But I mean he's so
he's been going through it. So have all the people
to yell at when they're talking about people who are
sick in the moment of not not that it's cancer,
but you know what I mean.

Speaker 12 (01:10:57):
Still, yeah, killed you that whole Yeah, he absolutely destroyed
you that entire series.

Speaker 1 (01:11:03):
Yeah, like clearly does not. Yeah, he's quite good. You
know who sacks was Aaron Judge? I no, true, Well
was that not only Badding but six eight of him?
And Tony wasn't great in the world. Yeah, you did
not have a great serial. But he you know what,
he was there cleaning up the he was.

Speaker 12 (01:11:20):
This week an audio all right in Halloween News. This
is a from the TikTok But it's not someone doing
the stupid dance. It's a girl named Hannah Taggart and
she has video of from her like porch ring cam
here of a porch pirate, okay, And she lives in
a house with like two or three other one hundred
and fifteen pound twenty year old girls, just little like

(01:11:41):
whatever sorority type whatever, you know, Sammy's of the world.
So she sees this porch pirate stealing her packages. And
this is what her thought.

Speaker 27 (01:11:49):
Is, Use, you're so bad, that's my package. I swear
to If that's my holy cost, I'm gonna book called
the cops in the car.

Speaker 1 (01:12:03):
Yeah, yes, they would, so these to her.

Speaker 12 (01:12:10):
And again, two other maybe one hundred ten pound girls okay,
are like, hey, there's this full grown man who just
sold some packages off our porch.

Speaker 1 (01:12:17):
Yeah, he thought it was another chick. Never mind, give
me some other check over. Alright, you heard like three
checks on the car. He was on a bike, so
he was, you know, not a high level course was okay.
We'll always say any man on a bike typically is
a bad sign.

Speaker 9 (01:12:33):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:12:33):
So they get in her car.

Speaker 12 (01:12:35):
So the way we pick up from Hannah and her friends,
Hannah and her sisters chasing this guy down the road.

Speaker 15 (01:12:41):
That's okay, he's not he's not going to where he's
off the bike. Avery, he's on a bike. Who's oh
there is.

Speaker 7 (01:12:49):
Yep?

Speaker 1 (01:12:50):
Are you in the audience, Yeah, I'm calling the police.

Speaker 11 (01:12:54):
Give me the package right now?

Speaker 1 (01:12:57):
Do you want the police called?

Speaker 11 (01:12:59):
Give you the package?

Speaker 1 (01:13:01):
Drop them your pants, give me your package, drop your pants.

Speaker 12 (01:13:06):
And at this point I would you know what, she
could have easily, they could have sideswiped this dude on
the bike.

Speaker 1 (01:13:11):
On the side. Well then and then she'd be in
jail of course. Yeah. And if you're him, just give this.
I mean you're probably gonna go steal more packages. Just
give her this package bag. You don't need a sexy
nurse out. Go ahead, open it up. It's a halloween costume, dumbass,
What are you gonna do? That's the thing, too, is

(01:13:31):
like she's what Sea Best always says. Always be calling
the cops. You can chase this guy.

Speaker 12 (01:13:36):
Yes, stupid when you're that small, but also be calling
that you have self cellular phones these days, you can
do both your via recording with it, right.

Speaker 2 (01:13:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 12 (01:13:43):
So so the guy he does drop the packages because
you know, he's on a bike.

Speaker 1 (01:13:47):
Who cares, right, and the girl's success get their costumes back.

Speaker 11 (01:13:55):
Reason I have no shoes on.

Speaker 1 (01:13:57):
Sorry that the people drop quick quick quick?

Speaker 11 (01:14:02):
Yeah, Parris cam back? Are you going a job?

Speaker 15 (01:14:05):
Grandpa?

Speaker 1 (01:14:13):
Did she say my who? Maybe? So we had a
we had a redneck news story where the guy had
the shovel and then he you know, because you found
that his brother was banging his wife.

Speaker 4 (01:14:26):
Yeah, a shovel fighteah, and then.

Speaker 1 (01:14:28):
The mom was sitting in the front seat, you know, yeah,
while the brother was in the back seat banging his
sister in law. Yeah. Anyway, so somebody reminded me of
this and those girls. The sound of it reminded me
of the the clip from years ago where the girl fight.
There was a girlfriend that went on and the one
girl hit the other one in the head with the shovel.
Do you remember that ground, I sure do.

Speaker 11 (01:14:49):
Like, yeah, hand in the face, but you're tripping.

Speaker 1 (01:14:52):
You better quit kicking me.

Speaker 15 (01:14:54):
Remember you're at my house, bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:14:55):
I think he just broke my hand with your face.

Speaker 11 (01:14:57):
Dude, you kicked me stomach co good.

Speaker 1 (01:15:01):
No, now wait for the you'll hear the shovel is
I broke my hand in your face? Dude, just broke
my hand with your face.

Speaker 11 (01:15:09):
Dude, you kicked me in the stomach.

Speaker 15 (01:15:12):
Good face.

Speaker 11 (01:15:13):
That's the point. It's a fight.

Speaker 15 (01:15:16):
You have a gun, bitch, go get it.

Speaker 20 (01:15:17):
It's a baby gun, dumb ax.

Speaker 18 (01:15:20):
To get it.

Speaker 1 (01:15:30):
Girls don't swing that hard.

Speaker 4 (01:15:32):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:15:36):
All right, well, we're gonna get some more of the
weekend audio. While we're going through some of this week
in audio and U. I have to check in just
to make sure we're on the right page.

Speaker 12 (01:15:50):
At the Golden Bachelorettes, we do a gold Bachelorette, which
is yeah, it was lovely and continues to be lovely,
So I don't have to watch the Golden Bachelorette.

Speaker 1 (01:15:56):
Luckily, we have a service here which gives us a
little clips.

Speaker 12 (01:15:59):
Okay, And they're getting down to the finale, this old
lady who's dating these old men. And in the final
few episodes, Greg, you know, of course they have the
fantasy suites, oh, which basically we're going to have banging time.

Speaker 4 (01:16:12):
Yeah, so the old they pair up and go one
on one with the lady.

Speaker 12 (01:16:17):
Right, Okay, but there's usually like two or three people
that do that, right, And the thing is like always
like if you're the third guy in the fantasy suite,
you're like, hey, wait a minute, extra.

Speaker 1 (01:16:27):
Loose, sloppy third. Well, the Golden Bachelorette, she has a
different philosophy for.

Speaker 5 (01:16:33):
A lot of thought into fantasy weeks.

Speaker 1 (01:16:34):
To be honest with you, and I made a decision.

Speaker 28 (01:16:37):
That I'm not going to have I want to have
the time off of camera, off camera that we can
talk and we can discuss intimate things, but when it
comes to the physical part of that, like, I'm I
don't I'm not going to do that with three different people,
So I'm not going to do it with anybody right now,
and I'm going to say that when I have my

(01:16:58):
final person.

Speaker 1 (01:16:59):
Okay, this guy's like, damn it, why I hear that? Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:17:03):
Okay, no, wonder like no one's talking about this because
the shick's all up titan stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:17:08):
Right, Like they have to do some kind of hotests
on these girls before they bring them on.

Speaker 7 (01:17:11):
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:17:11):
I'm sure the producers are so disappointed. Do you just
buy the car without taking it for a spin first?

Speaker 16 (01:17:16):
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (01:17:16):
I got to take the tires, I know, because the
ultimate goal is marriage, right allegedly?

Speaker 12 (01:17:21):
Yeah, oh my god. Well, now that being said, I
did find this one thing. Apparently there's this guy Pascal
h and at least he gives us some fun with
accents on The Golden Bachelor.

Speaker 29 (01:17:31):
Matt, I'm having a difficult time because I know what
love is. I've experienced it, You've experienced it, and I
cared about you as a friend, but I'm not in love.

Speaker 1 (01:17:46):
I will still because you are just motive friends with
many you are mad old Bury anyway, what's not going
to happen in the front. This is sweet.

Speaker 7 (01:17:59):
You are.

Speaker 1 (01:18:00):
And for those of the reasons I melt, this was
a hashtag waste of time. Yeah, how you say? How
you say? To prove we're going through this week in audio?

Speaker 12 (01:18:10):
Well, the big, the big cup kerfuffle this week has
been the Puerto Rico joke, and everyone had their take
on it did good, bad, and ugly. Well, what I
didn't realize is that this is not a new joke whatsoever.
It wasn't He didn't just whip it out for Tony
Hinchcliff didn't, by the way, for that the gop rally.

Speaker 1 (01:18:28):
Tony Hinchcliff was the comedian who was at the Trump
rally at Madison Square Garden who made the joke about
the floating pile of garbage in the ocean being Puerto
Rico and.

Speaker 12 (01:18:38):
Again and a rally that had nothing to do with
Puerto Rico whatsoever. But apparently it's just one of his
stock lines that he went to because maybe he was
he was dying a little bit on stage and Joe
Rogan of all people, has seen this joke before.

Speaker 1 (01:18:50):
Okay, I'm gonna tell you that joke kills at comedy clubs.
I don't like the joke it kills. And I said
to him, I don't know. It's just like if you're
Puerto Rican and you hear that, and he's like, oh,
that's a funny. The joke does well. But I said
to him, I go, dude, that's the ones going to
get you stabbed. And he used to talk about it
on stage, saying, Joe Rogan, he says, that's the one's

(01:19:11):
gonna get me stabbed, gets you stabs. Yeah, well, I
mean John Stewart came to his defense right after that,
which I was surprised by it. I didn't think that
John Stewart would, but he said basically what we were
saying of Oh, apparently nobody's familiar with Tony Hinchcliff, and
they said, well, remember him on the Tom Brady Roast.

(01:19:31):
He played some clips of him on the Tom Brady Roast,
you know, ripping on Kevin Hard, like the black thing,
something about cotton or whatever. People came to his defense. Yeah,
and so the comedy I expect comedians to come to
the defense of other comedians, you know. But I was
surprised and John Stewart goes he jeez, I think he's funny.

Speaker 12 (01:19:53):
I love Joe lying right there saying, you know, I
don't like this joke. By the way kills in comedy clubs.
It's very funny, but.

Speaker 10 (01:19:58):
I don't like that joke on his joke because it
doesn't get stabbed right. I thought he's taking his own advice.
I thought you were a truth tailler. Bud Well, He's
got bodyguards out the ying Yanks and curious. Plus he's
jack you know what I mean. Yeah, the knife would
probably just bend on his muscle. I would say, like
a cyber trunk panel, you know what I'm saying.

Speaker 12 (01:20:17):
Totally speaking of comedians, Bill Burr, if you're if you're
on the right, if you're on the side of Bill Berg,
you're probably on the right side of history. Love Bill Burr,
and he is mega against his wife's collection of Starbucks
cut I saw.

Speaker 1 (01:20:28):
I saw the video. This reminds me of the time
that I was like going through the cabin at my house. Yes,
and I'm like, how many water bottles does one person need?

Speaker 4 (01:20:39):
They need one?

Speaker 1 (01:20:40):
My wife has a ton of water bottles.

Speaker 12 (01:20:42):
Because because they preface all this by saying, well, if
we get this one, we won't need all this plastic.

Speaker 1 (01:20:46):
She had one. She had one that had like an
alarm on it that would let her know, like, oh,
it's been next number of minutes since you had your
last drink of water. She had this side that's what
and uh. And then of course then we had to
get the Stanley, which is just the same. And then
my kids have their own. Now the kids I understand
more because like they take a water bottle to school,
like you did, right, Greg, nobody did that. That's it,

(01:21:09):
thank you.

Speaker 4 (01:21:09):
I did die of dehydration.

Speaker 1 (01:21:11):
Oh wait, yeah, thank you. That's exactly what I was
thinking too, Like we just hit the water fountain where
everybody else was globber and old feet without your old
gum and the thing half the time like it was
either like so low you had to like basically make
out with the water, flick the pigeon crap off of it.

Speaker 14 (01:21:30):
Yeah.

Speaker 9 (01:21:30):
Yeah, I forgot your take on Hydration Nation, like hydration Nation,
like everyone needs to say hydrated all the time.

Speaker 1 (01:21:38):
The benefits take.

Speaker 12 (01:21:39):
My take is that it's that's all a lie for
I want to buy something that looks pretty by accessory,
by accessories, because all the other girls are doing it.

Speaker 1 (01:21:46):
And that's I mean kind of you know, she's a
Starbucks junkie, I guess for these cups. Yeah, this is
Billbird's wife.

Speaker 12 (01:21:51):
He so he does exactly what happened, wood is he
opens the cabinet one day, he's like, what, there.

Speaker 1 (01:21:55):
Are fifteen different colored cups a year.

Speaker 12 (01:21:57):
So in this TikTok for his wife's TikTok, actually uh
he Bill Burr kind of explains the whole process of
the Starbucks cups.

Speaker 7 (01:22:04):
I believe this nightmare all started off with this one. Here,
a little blue cup here, what's wrong with this? You know,
I don't get it, but she does, so you get this, okay,
and then this sits.

Speaker 1 (01:22:16):
In the cupboard and everybody can relax. But then she
went back the next day. This one's one, you know,
my first. They just keep coming. Have you ever been
to Hong Kong and there's just like never ending.

Speaker 7 (01:22:30):
Skyscrapers, like one Manhattan after another. We put this one.

Speaker 1 (01:22:34):
He's just stacking them all next to each other. So look, yeah, yeah, garbage.

Speaker 6 (01:22:40):
Yeah, yeah, they're cute that garbage.

Speaker 1 (01:22:44):
Okay, So so pick your favorite. Yeah, pick one, you
know what, pick two, you don't need eight and I
caught out a lot. But the wife's going like, well
that was a Christmas Yeah, I don't care about anything
different season and it's crazy arrested development. Yeah, I'm looking
at the video right now.

Speaker 9 (01:23:05):
What's crazy about this one is that all the cups
look exactly the same, but just different colors.

Speaker 6 (01:23:11):
But that's because it depends on like the season.

Speaker 27 (01:23:14):
I have my one Stanley bog that's kind of like
a greenish churquoise color.

Speaker 6 (01:23:20):
That's a light color.

Speaker 11 (01:23:20):
It's really like string.

Speaker 6 (01:23:22):
Yeah, and I feel so silly using it in the winter.

Speaker 1 (01:23:27):
It should be silly, feel still using it anytime.

Speaker 4 (01:23:29):
The people at Stanley are like.

Speaker 12 (01:23:34):
Women there all right this week in audio. So anyway,
moving on to oh do you dig it? This is
something that I'm I think it's a crossover for Greg
and Menace and a Woody. Okay, so there's a thousand
different real estate shows and I guess Bravo.

Speaker 1 (01:23:50):
Is getting into the game now.

Speaker 12 (01:23:53):
Yeah, so it's like high end real estate porn. But
I guess what Bravo does is they add drama to it. Yeah,
people fight and this is nothing new to them. Sold
on Salt Lake City.

Speaker 1 (01:24:04):
This is a new series Lake is blowing up. Here's
the trailer. All right.

Speaker 11 (01:24:10):
I am Jennifer Yoh, CEO of PSIDIO Real Estate.

Speaker 19 (01:24:13):
The amount of women that create brokerages in the state
of Utah and succeeds, I would say one percent.

Speaker 11 (01:24:18):
People in Utah might follow the Ten Commandments, but at
my brokerage.

Speaker 19 (01:24:22):
We follow the gen commandments. Always be selling, excited.

Speaker 9 (01:24:34):
And Greg you can agree with this, like why are
the houses in Salt Lake City like massive and brand new?

Speaker 21 (01:24:39):
Right?

Speaker 1 (01:24:39):
Is there any old houses? Well, that's why I can't
wait for that. I love the HGTV stuff, but this
is where we differ. I don't need I don't need
the bravata dramati growing.

Speaker 4 (01:24:50):
I like it all selling Sunset. I'm kind of getting
off board because it's it used to be about fifty
real estate fifty percent trauma. Now it's like ninety percent drama.
Want to real estate? Yeah, but I bring on the
new ones.

Speaker 1 (01:25:04):
Get sold on the Salt Lake sold and.

Speaker 9 (01:25:09):
Yeah, well, the Secret Lives of Mormon Wives also has
like really helped Salt Lake and the Housewives of Salt Lake.
They had all those people get arrested, so that oh
yeah too, So that's right, it's popping in Salt Lake.

Speaker 29 (01:25:22):
You know.

Speaker 4 (01:25:23):
I think it's funny.

Speaker 1 (01:25:24):
Everywhere around Salt Lake they sell shirts to just say
slut on them for salt Lake Utah. Amazing, Yeah, pretty funny.
All Right, we're gonna take a quick break. We'll come back.
We'll wrap up this weekend audio next, hang on chance
for a second. It's what's up with what's going in
SOCO sports? Jeff G. All right, Well, Jeff G, you

(01:25:49):
had to have thought it was coming back to l
ah and that they were gonna because I was asked
the question to a lot of people saying, hey, this
is before game four, would you rather sweep or come
back to la and do uh you know a win
of the World Serie Game six that would have been
on Fernando's birthday. It was kind of split, really, but

(01:26:12):
you don't do that in sports. Well, no, you win
now exactly. Now, you don't let them up off the mat.
So here we are, Jeff G. What's happening this morning?

Speaker 26 (01:26:20):
They actually did it when he showed the Dodgers are
world champions.

Speaker 1 (01:26:24):
Hold on, I have your clip, but only let me
get the clip.

Speaker 4 (01:26:27):
Sorry, hold let me start.

Speaker 1 (01:26:30):
Yeah, us you're Dodgers.

Speaker 18 (01:26:33):
Series.

Speaker 1 (01:26:38):
Amazing.

Speaker 17 (01:26:38):
Man.

Speaker 26 (01:26:39):
We have to shout out manager Dave Roberts. He manages
ass off through all those injuries.

Speaker 1 (01:26:42):
Great job. Congratulations to Freddie Freeman as well, you're MVP.

Speaker 26 (01:26:46):
And to all those haters that said twenty twenty was
a Flukewalker Buehler had this message for you.

Speaker 23 (01:26:50):
Everybody talked about twenty twenty and whatever, but they can't
say a whole lot about.

Speaker 1 (01:26:55):
It now exactly.

Speaker 26 (01:26:56):
Parade starts tomorrow eleven o'clock starts at Grand Park and
he started, Yeah, looting already started.

Speaker 1 (01:27:01):
By the way, can we enjoy something without ruining it? Man?
We can't have anything nice in this city.

Speaker 7 (01:27:06):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:27:06):
Did a bus really have to burn? Yeah? I mean
I'm here for real, man, some people need that on
the way to work today.

Speaker 4 (01:27:12):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:27:12):
I'm like how they were trying to figure out if
that was the burn bus? Was the other bus that
was in question?

Speaker 4 (01:27:18):
Why was it?

Speaker 1 (01:27:18):
Greg?

Speaker 10 (01:27:19):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:27:20):
What was it all?

Speaker 7 (01:27:20):
Like?

Speaker 4 (01:27:21):
Tee the loss that's the same one?

Speaker 1 (01:27:24):
That was the same one. I'm not sure. I don't
think they're trying to eliminate the evidence. I think is
what they're doing.

Speaker 26 (01:27:31):
By the way, parade is on Fernando's birthday, which is
amazing and very fitting onto The NBA Lakers got blown
out in Cleveland, second straight loss.

Speaker 1 (01:27:38):
Silver Lining Brownnie got his first NBA points. Now he's
off to the G League. Hopefully. Clippers lost last night.
They hold Phoenix tonight.

Speaker 26 (01:27:45):
NHL Kings beat the breaks off the gold the Knights
and Ducks and Penguins to can get down today at
four o'clock.

Speaker 1 (01:27:49):
And that's your sports right here on the Woody Show. Ja,
thank you very much. Jeff, Are you gonna go down
to the praying? Are you a paride guy?

Speaker 26 (01:27:58):
I am a parade guy. I've been a few the
King's Bench, some Laker ones when I was younger. Yeah,
hell yeah, I'm gonna go out there. Yeah, just for
the party, uh like just for the beer. Yeah, But
can't you want, i mean celebrate. See, I'm not a
I'm not a praid guy. No, you know, because like,
well here's the thing.

Speaker 1 (01:28:15):
Too much celebration. It's just to to fight a crowd
of traffic or whatever, just to sit and watch people
go by. Yeah. Now, typical praise. I'm talking about like
a Fourth of July or Thanksgiving Day prey, where they
got like some high school marching band.

Speaker 5 (01:28:26):
Going by the butter queen.

Speaker 1 (01:28:28):
Yeah, but in the back of like a you know,
a convertible to people that you know, I get the
one the ones I get more are the championship prep?

Speaker 11 (01:28:36):
Absolutely?

Speaker 26 (01:28:36):
No, for sure, all your favorite players sloppy, drunk, it's
gonna be a falling off the bus and everything.

Speaker 4 (01:28:42):
Totally.

Speaker 1 (01:28:43):
How's how's life otherwise? What else is going on?

Speaker 28 (01:28:45):
Man?

Speaker 26 (01:28:45):
Everything's great? Man, everything's great. On vacation next week, so
I'm excited you are? Yeah, Manaii, I did just go
to Hawaii.

Speaker 1 (01:28:52):
I'm going to Portugal next week.

Speaker 23 (01:28:54):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:28:55):
Yeah.

Speaker 26 (01:28:56):
It's part business, part fun business, and Portugal I do
have missiness important. I'm actually a citizen of Portugal.

Speaker 1 (01:29:03):
Wow.

Speaker 5 (01:29:03):
Yeah, so I'm taking care of some I do amazing
I do.

Speaker 1 (01:29:07):
Yeah.

Speaker 26 (01:29:07):
Well, by the way, yeah, I'm actually doing some paperwork
for my kids and stuff like that allow them to
be citizen. I think a citizens. My son is going
to play basketball in Europe next incredible.

Speaker 5 (01:29:18):
Portugal is the top new destination everything.

Speaker 9 (01:29:23):
Yes, no way, seriously, no way. You gotta look out though,
check the DNA. Make sure you know you're not related.
If you hook up in the azors just f I.

Speaker 1 (01:29:35):
Yeah, say what like I'm missing this whole thing. Cousin brothers.

Speaker 5 (01:29:39):
Yeah, everyone everyone's related.

Speaker 1 (01:29:40):
They are okay, all right, Well, Jeff thanks for popping in.
He brought donuts man, Ye yeah, thank you so much.

Speaker 4 (01:29:48):
Thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:29:49):
I appreciate it. And yeah we have a new He
did another remix because of the championship. Yeah, yeah, we played.
We played with the other day and people really dug it. Jeff,
Thank you again, my pleasure man. He shown on eight
seven us your dods.

Speaker 16 (01:30:08):
Serious left.

Speaker 1 (01:30:12):
Eight pray minute app right Dad.

Speaker 18 (01:30:20):
This job.

Speaker 28 (01:30:22):
I do.

Speaker 23 (01:30:23):
Yes, everybody talks about twenty twenty and whatever, but they
can't say a whole lot about it.

Speaker 14 (01:30:42):
Now.

Speaker 18 (01:30:42):
Oh god, jo.

Speaker 1 (01:30:45):
You guys want to parade you lost angels yet?

Speaker 2 (01:30:48):
Ye?

Speaker 1 (01:30:50):
Well, definitely getting that Parye Praide is tomorrow. It'll start
what downtown ends up at Dodger Stadium. So yeah yeah,
so either go thank you into Jeffy. What a good
dude man, Yeah yeah, complete with donuts. Just what dude?
We have we have eaten so much. Get two days

(01:31:11):
starting with starting with menaces birthday and then went through
yesterday all the stuff that came through with mister Grimace. God.
Our listener from Hawaii who popped in with a suitcase
full of stuff, including a big, giant like a five
gallon bucket bucket full of Reese's peanut butter cups of them,
seventy five of those. Yeah. And then yeah, that giant

(01:31:33):
ass carrot cake from stone Fire. It was a full
carrot cake from stone Fire, fifty pounds, mega heavy. And
then uh, let's see my stepmom my dad sent over yesterday.

Speaker 4 (01:31:44):
Yeah, that was so good.

Speaker 1 (01:31:45):
Yeah. And then this morning, Sammy rot some Duncan munchkins
in based on her Halloween costume, dun King's three you
actually eating?

Speaker 11 (01:31:55):
Yes, thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:31:57):
I had six of those.

Speaker 2 (01:31:58):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:32:01):
Yeah, and then Jeff g bringing in. I was doing Greg,
I was doing so good.

Speaker 4 (01:32:05):
I know, it's just so damn tempting.

Speaker 1 (01:32:07):
I was doing so good. I gotta get on.

Speaker 4 (01:32:09):
I was doing great until your care cake.

Speaker 1 (01:32:11):
And now we're going into the holiday season like Thanksgiving
and Christmas and all that stuff. Yallo time Yeah yeah,
see Greg, yolo if you yolo, all yolo. Otherwise we'll
just stay on the Yoya. It's water Buffalo, It's it
is the Woody Show. It's all ninety eight seven.

Speaker 2 (01:32:30):
The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:32:33):
All let's wrap this up this week in audio What
you got here? Sea Bass?

Speaker 12 (01:32:38):
This girl she goes on TikTok, but Patrese really don't care. No,
I like though, yeah, well, at first I thought maybe
this was fake, but then I went through her profile
and I'll tell you why I don't think it's fake.
So she shot this video from her car. She's clearly
you know, door dash and uber eatsing.

Speaker 1 (01:32:55):
Whatever. In the backseat is a big old bag of
cracker barrel. Okay.

Speaker 12 (01:33:00):
She's telling us on her phone why that bag of
food is not not going to get delivered.

Speaker 21 (01:33:07):
I picked up an order in the north side of town.
I specifically picked north side because the police station is
not over there.

Speaker 1 (01:33:13):
The police really don't be that heavy.

Speaker 21 (01:33:14):
Okay, guess what if they got me deliverance, and if
you guess the police station, you would be correct. And
a bitch got several more So what the police station
so they can get me. I'm not getting got I
ain't never turn to myself saying do your job, bitch.

Speaker 1 (01:33:30):
Come find me.

Speaker 9 (01:33:31):
Okay, all right, that would be genius though for the
police department to, like, I know, somehow have access to all.

Speaker 1 (01:33:40):
The drivers and I mean, I'm sure it's not the
first time that people have been baited into a place.
They used to do that with.

Speaker 4 (01:33:48):
Uh.

Speaker 1 (01:33:50):
Yeah, they would. They would hit up all these people
with warrants and they'd say, Hey, come on down to
the Ramata and we're gonna be set up and you
have won TV. You're one of three hundred people of
one new whatever TV. And these dopes would come down
there and they'd walk in, they'd verify their identity to
get their quote prize and they go all right, well,
in the next room of your TV and they walk
in the next room. That's where the cops are waiting

(01:34:11):
for him around.

Speaker 4 (01:34:14):
Yeah, that do police have one designated group of people
that just do warrants, because if you have a warrant out,
what are they waiting for? Yeah, don't get them.

Speaker 12 (01:34:22):
Well, I think these days it's so easy with license
plate scanners these days. But that's the old Adam trolla joke.
Is set up a free, free cock fight for raiders
fans only, everyone that shows up a warrant.

Speaker 1 (01:34:35):
On their way to the crime. It's pretty funny. So
Patrice really don't care.

Speaker 12 (01:34:41):
She continues and says, well, but these police officers, they
they bought and paid for this food. They couldn't have
known that it would be you getting their order. Yeah, true,
she said, too bad, and somebody might.

Speaker 21 (01:34:50):
Say all officers need to eat tool.

Speaker 5 (01:34:51):
That's too bad.

Speaker 21 (01:34:53):
You're not getting your food. I'm sorry to tell you
your order is canceled. And the craziest part about it
is on my weight food is I was thinking, like, damn,
maybe I should just go ahead and go turn myself in.
At this point, I'm going home. I'm eating your food.
Sorry to tell you, but why would you get your
delivered to the police station, so.

Speaker 1 (01:35:10):
You're committing another crime?

Speaker 5 (01:35:11):
Why would you put this online?

Speaker 1 (01:35:12):
Getting fired from whatever? Get fired and you're committing another
crime when you already have a warn out?

Speaker 9 (01:35:17):
Yeah, but what's shocking is I thought they vet out.
All these drivers do background.

Speaker 12 (01:35:23):
I'm not gonna know if she apparently, she explained that
she had these were trying her traffic warrants by her stuff, but.

Speaker 1 (01:35:28):
Still a warrants award. You don't want that. I went through, Patrice,
really don't care. That's right. Then you get it. You
got a ticket somewhere in Iowa. I got a speaking
ticket and that I never paid, and for years and years,
years and then we end up having to go back
to Iowa, and I'm like, oh yeah, freaking out to
visit one of our stations and do an event at
the Iowa State Fair. I have to I have to do,

(01:35:51):
like I have.

Speaker 4 (01:35:52):
Sorry.

Speaker 9 (01:35:53):
I was afraid that, like, oh crap, I got to
pay this thing because I legit have a warrant there.
And then what was funny is when I got to
the radio station, They're like, hey, can you do this
commercial for traffic safety.

Speaker 1 (01:36:05):
I was like, sure, no problem, Yeah, I have no warrants.
I don't pay for the uh the ticket to trees.

Speaker 12 (01:36:11):
She has a couple of videos, one of which is
about how somebody tried to get her dog taken away
from her, but she was able to get it back
at Pitbull by the way, shocking noise. Another one is
how surprised she had a note one of those nose studs,
Greg Oh yeah, how she was so pissed in this
video because her skin grew back over.

Speaker 22 (01:36:27):
The stud.

Speaker 1 (01:36:29):
Like hell, and she didn't want to go to the
hospital to get it.

Speaker 4 (01:36:32):
Was like a little ball bearing side bump.

Speaker 1 (01:36:35):
So I believe her that she's got Lawrence delivering a
cracker barrel.

Speaker 4 (01:36:38):
Oh my god.

Speaker 1 (01:36:40):
Yeah, I thought about you, Greg, there was a there
was something else. Oh yeah, here it is. There was
a profound cosmic correlation between septal piercings and repulsive opinions.
I wrote it down because I thought I saw it.
I thought a Greg immediately.

Speaker 4 (01:36:57):
So funny. They're just the war.

Speaker 1 (01:37:02):
Move up into hots this week in audio. All right,
this last little bit is from Rex Ryan. Now you
might say, oh, the former Jets coach. What's he He's
been kind of commentating he was a foot freak. We
know that.

Speaker 12 (01:37:11):
Well, that's and that always comes up. Yeah, and so
Rex was on this podcast, the Pivot Podcast, with a
couple of former NFL players. Sorry I don't know who
they are, and he brings it up right here.

Speaker 1 (01:37:22):
All right, my wife, by I love my wife's feet,
Like I don't know what it is, but if a
chicks got Jack Jack the.

Speaker 4 (01:37:29):
Feet, I'm out. I don't care how gorgeous, I'm out.
You know it's funny.

Speaker 8 (01:37:35):
When that came out front page New York, my wife's
gonna freaking kill me.

Speaker 18 (01:37:39):
Right.

Speaker 1 (01:37:40):
I can't tell you how many of my players came
up said dude, I like me too, and I'm like,
hell yaye, you're a freaking man, you know what I mean?
What I means you a man. I'd be curious because
they did like this whole role playing thing where she
was in her car, their feet hanging out the window,
pardon me, ma'am, and he walked up like excuse yeah,

(01:38:02):
And then I was just thinking, like, what did she
think about when that whole thing got leaked?

Speaker 15 (01:38:06):
Well?

Speaker 1 (01:38:06):
Yeah, how that video get out? That's a good question
any people, because you don't even really see him in
the video, but you know it's all get here him. Yeah,
for sure. Well that's this week in audio. Everybody, quick
break more when you show next hang coming up next
to The Woody Show.

Speaker 26 (01:38:20):
I don't know.

Speaker 12 (01:38:21):
I can't predict the future, but maybe it'll be something like, yeah,
the Woody.

Speaker 1 (01:38:29):
Show, back in a bed.

Speaker 5 (01:38:32):
The universe has a way of leading you to where
you're supposed to be the moment you're supposed to be there,
The Woody Show.

Speaker 1 (01:38:42):
All right, welcome back, everybody. Hey, yeah, got the entertainment
stuff here in a moment? Birthday's porno birthday in a moment.
It is Halloween right October the thirty first. Today. It's
not just Halloween, though there's some Halloween related stuff like
for example, it's uh, National Doorbell Day's important because you

(01:39:02):
know you ring the doorbell. It's also National Magic Day,
Love magic, National Caramel Apple Day. Always found those so overrated.

Speaker 5 (01:39:13):
The apples not into my My kids love those delicious
crack of tooth.

Speaker 1 (01:39:20):
Yeah, that's just like it's one of those things that's good,
unnecessarily messy, so no real easy way to eat it.

Speaker 6 (01:39:28):
What about the dipping the apple in the caramel.

Speaker 1 (01:39:31):
That's okay, but I don't need.

Speaker 4 (01:39:35):
The caramel. Who needs the apple?

Speaker 1 (01:39:37):
Apple just goes in pie. That's the only way I
have it, Although I did. I did try apple when
I was on a really big cookie butter kick. I
was just trying to find different things you can dip. Yeah,
sure into cookie butter, and that was pretty good. It's
like apple slices and then Trader Joe's the whatever that speculation.

Speaker 9 (01:39:56):
You could put that on a sh oh good. There's
this place by your house that you got to try
their cookie butter shake.

Speaker 1 (01:40:02):
It's so freaking good. Oh yeah, I did have one
of those recently. Yeah, it was pretty good. They have
like big chunks of like it's like they just scooped
it and like just plopped it into Yeah, it's really good.
Today is a Girl Scout Founder's Day. It's National Knock
Knock Joke Day, and the lamebest holiday of the day

(01:40:24):
goes to Books for Treats Day.

Speaker 9 (01:40:27):
Books for treat Yeah. I went to the you give
up your candy to get a book?

Speaker 1 (01:40:31):
Yeah, I know. Yeah. I went to the dentist the
other day. Oh yeah, and they had all the stuff
out there about how they're doing their annual trader candy
for cash. Okay, cash might work, but for every pound
of candy, they would give you one dollar.

Speaker 5 (01:40:48):
Yeah, at least not trading it for toothbrushes.

Speaker 1 (01:40:51):
But also imagine like your parents put you in the car.
Anybody listening ever have their parents put them in the
car and bring them to the dentist office to give
your candy away after going walk out there, and I
was gonna say tricking and treating out there. Tricking, that's
how you do it. They trigger treating.

Speaker 8 (01:41:09):
There are families that do the switch witch, which is
you trade in your candy and you get a toy.

Speaker 5 (01:41:14):
The switch witch will leave you a toy, like just
let them eat it.

Speaker 1 (01:41:16):
That's it. I've never heard switch witch it's either in
the last few years the switch witch's. See. What my
wife does is she'll go through all the candy because
she doesn't want them having the amount of candy that
they have. And so I see, we luck out because
my kids they hate the Reese's peanut butter stuff. Excuse me,
So my wife and I take all that that's crazy.

(01:41:37):
And then my wife will then go through the candy
outside of that, and she'll get rid of all what
she considers to be the garbage, like all the garbage stuff.

Speaker 5 (01:41:43):
But do the kids agree that it's garbage?

Speaker 1 (01:41:46):
I don't think they even notice. O good. Yeah, and
then they're just left with each like, you know, a
bag of stuff, and it's still plenty of stuff. Oh,
I'm sure still plenty of stuff. Is your daughter too
old for trick or treating? Now? No, she's gonna be
a green Eminem Oh I love is this homemade or
store bought combination combination? She has like a green to

(01:42:07):
two and the green leggings, green lipstick, like a green
eminem shirt. Yeah, so she's all into it. She's going
with a couple of her friends. There're gonna be the
different colors. And your son does not go right, no,
because he stays home and he wants because he has
all that craps up in the yard etronica. He like,

(01:42:27):
you know, he likes to see the people's reaction to
his to his hard work. Yeah. Uh, anyway, some of
the entertainment stuff today. In a recent interview, R Kelly's
attorney is speaking about the Ditty case and so that
Diddy could end up sharing big names in a desperate
attempt to save his own ass, or at least a
little bit like maybe less of a sentence of you know,

(01:42:48):
by cooperating enlisting like big celebrity names of these people
who were like the A list inner circle, people who
are by the way abandoning him, just like R Kelly's did.
But he could decide to give those people up to
help his case. He also said that prosecutors who are
charging Diddy don't necessarily need the big names to public
can testify against it, but the Feds they may have

(01:43:09):
been in contact with those celebrities already to build their case. Also,
there's a report that Diddy used a scale to make
sure that the women at his freak offs didn't weigh
more than one hundred and forty pounds.

Speaker 5 (01:43:21):
Oh yeah, they said that they were really tall. Maybe
there was wiggle room, but other than that, you're out.

Speaker 1 (01:43:26):
I heard SeaBASS ran the scale. Yeah, we got to
have standards, you know.

Speaker 23 (01:43:30):
Oh.

Speaker 5 (01:43:30):
Absolutely.

Speaker 1 (01:43:31):
Another celebrity douchebag news, Kanye West has settled his legal
issues with Adidas, which started when they dropped him from
making anti Semitic comments. And it's also more legal trouble
for Takashi six ' nine.

Speaker 4 (01:43:43):
Guys, he's still in trouble.

Speaker 1 (01:43:45):
Greg I love him. He violated the terms of his probation,
so he had to go to court. He was an
hour late for that. Prole violations include traveling and performing
in Vegas without permission from the probation department. He failed
drug test. He tested positive for meth and he also
failed to take your required drug test at a different time.

(01:44:06):
And even when he finally made it to court and
the judge was already pissed, he kept calling the judge
brow which didn't go over there to court.

Speaker 9 (01:44:15):
Yeah, I know, I see like flyers out there once
in a while of him performing.

Speaker 1 (01:44:21):
Places, and I go, who wants to do that?

Speaker 7 (01:44:23):
Like?

Speaker 1 (01:44:23):
Who wants to deal with all that drugs? Who wants
to go see him.

Speaker 9 (01:44:26):
Well, who wants I understand why people will want to
go see him, But like, if you're a promoter or
something that hires somebody, like, why would you even take
that risk?

Speaker 1 (01:44:35):
I gotcha. Panic at the Disco is going to reunite already.
They they just retired, right, yeah, perfect, but they're already reuniting.
It's gonna be for next year. So right around this
time next year, twenty twenty five that when we were
Young Music Festival, a lot of people were sharing the
lineup online that happens in Vegas next October. Besides Panic
at the Disco, you got Blank twenty two, you got

(01:44:56):
Avril Lavigne, Weezer and the Offspring and that's really good life.
About one hundred other bands also getting the band back together,
Marlon Sean and Keen Ivory WANs they're all back for
a scary movie reboot. Okay, And speaking of movies, how
bad do you think this is going to be? Chuck Norris,
Vanilla Ice and Bob Geldoff are making a movie called

(01:45:16):
Zombie Plane. Okay, God, I'm here for it.

Speaker 2 (01:45:23):
Dumb?

Speaker 1 (01:45:24):
Is it on to be? I don't know? Bad news?
You guys chatting? Tatum and Zoe Kravitz that broken up.

Speaker 4 (01:45:29):
Really, I learned that they were together.

Speaker 1 (01:45:32):
That's pretty shocking. They seem to be really into each other.

Speaker 4 (01:45:35):
Really, Yeah, they were engaged in everything.

Speaker 1 (01:45:36):
I mean, you are until you're not. I felt so dumb.
There was a thing going on one of the pieces
of equipment, uh here at the radio station. I was
talking to one of the engineers, well, you know, it
was just working yesterday, and they go, well, that's how
everything works.

Speaker 5 (01:45:48):
Yeah, it works till it's not.

Speaker 1 (01:45:50):
Yeah, this is like a couple of months ago. And
when they said that, it really I said, now I
use that for everything. I'm like, well, everything worked until
it doesn't exactly right.

Speaker 4 (01:45:57):
You know, but it always catches you off. Cart Why
do I have this problem? It was just working. Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:46:02):
If you're a fan of Stranger Things, you can own
a piece of the buyer's house from the show. They're
selling shares of it up to a maximum of one
hundred dollars and then you and the other fans will
own a part of the house. It's a three bedroom,
two bath. It's located on six acres in Fayetteville, Georgia,
listed for one point one seven five MILLIONEE and it's

(01:46:24):
available separately to rent on Airbnb fro up to six people.
It's three hundred and fifty bucks per night on weekdays
or seven hundred and fifty dollars a night on the weekends.
And they went through a lot of effort to kind
of what they did with the Christmas Story House in
Cleveland really make it look like they made it look
like the show. Yeah, so they they spend a lot
of time and money doing that. Now they're selling shares

(01:46:47):
there of it. Oh, is any update on your Grandma's house?
Are you gonna buy it or not? I don't think
I'm gonna buy it. That was your dream though, Yeah,
I mean maybe the next go round. I think just
for like right now, like what's the point, uh number one?
I think we could do better on the price. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah,
but negotiate. And then also I had some other things

(01:47:08):
lined up that I could have done with it, and
like I would have to, like you know, revisit all
that and get that going again. Like I had this
there was actually a pretty cool idea. It was going
to kind of be almost like an hg TV type
see one of the mucky MUCKs here at the at
the company had heard about me wanted to buy my
grandma's house, and I kind of fixed it back up,

(01:47:28):
and uh, there was a chance that it could have
ended up on television. I could have done like this,
like little television, like a one off television series about
like Yeah, I would I would have been one person
he was like taking like an old family house or
whatever that's really grandma's house. Yeah.

Speaker 4 (01:47:44):
Yeah, you're not being very yolo right now.

Speaker 23 (01:47:46):
No, I'm not.

Speaker 1 (01:47:47):
I'm dude. I just thought of fifteen different ways on
how you could still do that, and there's.

Speaker 6 (01:47:53):
No issue in putting in an offer. Low Bollom exactly.

Speaker 1 (01:47:57):
Yeah, I've passed, Okay, still might still be on the market.
I'm I'm not sure join you all though, I'm looking
at you. I know Greg's been doing that. I know it. Rushy.
Do you think he's buying a golf cart? Exactly. I've
talked about that. There's a big horror movie member Billy auction.
It's coming up November fourteenth through the seventeenth. Over eighteen
hundred rare items from horror movies going up forbid, including
an autographed scream mask. There's also a James Cameron's shooting

(01:48:21):
script from when he was filming Aliens. Coo, wow, it's
got his notes scribbled all over.

Speaker 4 (01:48:25):
That's pretty cool.

Speaker 1 (01:48:26):
Approably, that's gonna be worth tens of thousands of dollars.
See that you could bet on Michael Meyers's burned mask
from Halloween Resurrection. Cool. And then there's some other stuff
from films like a Cult of Chucky Freddy Versus Jason
Creeper or Jeepers Creepers Hell Razor, and Sean of the
Dead a bunch of other ones too, So sounds fun
if if you're interested, you can check that out. Time

(01:48:49):
for some of the birthdays, Halloween birthdays and of course
birthday show Shimmerday. It's shimmery. And you know we don't
do Happy birthday to Adam Horwitz, King at Rock with
the Beastie Boys, who is fifty eight years old today.

(01:49:11):
You got Rob Schneider, he's sixty one today. Oh, speaking
of Vanilla Ice, it's Vanilla ICE's birthday. Hey, he is
fifty seven years old. Newsman Dan Rather, he's still kicking.
He's got to be ninety three years old. The director
of Lord of the Rings, King Kong, the Hobby Movie

(01:49:33):
is Peter Jackson. He is sixty three, Eddie K Thomas
Finch in the American Pie Movies. Oh yeah, he's forty four,
and Willow Smith is twenty four. And today's Parno birthday
is Agatha Vega and today's birthday slut. She's shown that
she is far more trick than treat in one hundred
and twenty three fine films, including Destination Betting. She was

(01:49:57):
in Slutty Secretary gets drilled by her boss Nice. Agatha
Vega looks more erotic after a facial Volume one. She
was in Tickle and Pe. She was also in Lesbian
Symphony Volume one last and Greg who can forget her
unforgettable role and butt plugged in the shower.

Speaker 4 (01:50:18):
Yeah, yeah, I'm trying to forget it.

Speaker 1 (01:50:20):
That's Agatha Vega who is twenty seven years old today,
and now is Japparno birthday? Your celebrity birthdays, and that
a little look around what's happening in the world of
entertainment this morning here on The Woody Show. We're gonna
take a quick break more wood shows next hang on
The Woody Show will be right back, all right. So
it's a Throwback Thursday, Halloween edition of the Throwback Thursday

(01:50:43):
and some more requests coming up, and first we're gonna
go up in the clerb and man, this guy has
gotta be working on minutes of sleep. Yeah, I mean,
how are you supposed to sleep after the excitement of
last night. But ladies and gentlemen, he is the pride
of Pacoima. He is the senior or vice president and
managing partner of Club Turn Up El Presidente.

Speaker 16 (01:51:05):
Numeral No Dodgers fan DJ Tim Martin. I wasn't sure
how this is going.

Speaker 1 (01:51:15):
To go today's Yeah, I wasn't sure because last night
down five nothing. You and I were texting, we were texting.
What he did a wellness check yesterday? I did? I did,
because well, we had talked about it. We had asked
him the question like would you rather them sweep in
game four or get back to l A win it
on home turf and mentioned it was gonna be Fernando's birthday.

(01:51:39):
But hey, now you don't have to worry about that. Nope,
it's nuts, it's all done. But now you can't go
to the parade. No, I cannot.

Speaker 30 (01:51:46):
And that's okay, Yeah, that is all right, because guys,
you got okay.

Speaker 1 (01:51:51):
So you got screwed out of that I got screwed
of that because he was in Miami for Games one
and two very worldchairs for our Latino festival. iHeart Latino, right,
and then the other games were in New York and
then right and so couldn't do that. But now the
prey tomorrow because we have our big Marongo party tomorrow.

(01:52:13):
Tim's main responsibility here at the radio station, besides the
stuff of the club stuff. You know, you know, he's
got to uh, he's boots on the ground. Here's the thing.

Speaker 30 (01:52:24):
We have achieved what I've been hoping for for the
last three years.

Speaker 1 (01:52:30):
We're back here.

Speaker 30 (01:52:31):
So I mean I missed the praise. It's okay, I
miss kay, I was I was watching from the get
go and that and that at the end of the
at the end of the day we won the championship.
W I mean, I feel good still and I'm gonna
party with you guys tomorrow.

Speaker 1 (01:52:46):
Yeah. Yeah, he's being nice for the radio. Any drinking
he would have done the prede. It'll be that and
more for sure. Marongo and I even got to set
up so like, you know, Tim not driving there or back,
no neither. Yeah, So there are rides.

Speaker 30 (01:53:04):
I'm just like, first of all, I'm still I'm still
buzzed last night, so we'll stay there. I feel like
I'm just going to continue yesterday's feeling all the way
through tomorrow night.

Speaker 1 (01:53:17):
You do sound a little drunk. He's a little slower. Yeah,
I'm sorry.

Speaker 30 (01:53:24):
I know I don't sound great.

Speaker 1 (01:53:26):
I don't. I don't even know. The thoughts aren't coming
through right now. It's all right, It's all right man.
How did you guys get up today?

Speaker 7 (01:53:34):
With?

Speaker 4 (01:53:34):
You easily forgot it was Halloween?

Speaker 30 (01:53:38):
Yeah, I mean, I don't even know what today is.

Speaker 1 (01:53:41):
Let's go wrong today here way. Congratulations to you into
Dodger Nation, tim Y World Series Championship number eight, Yes,
and the business at hand right now. The Halloween edition
of the Throwback Thursday. It's up in the club dj
Tim Martinez back to the day was a club DJ

(01:54:01):
playing these songs and getting people's asses out onto that
dance floor. And he gets to choose a song that
we all up in the club with every week it's
a Halloween theme, Team Tim, So which one am we
gonna go with?

Speaker 30 (01:54:11):
All right, let's do nineteen eighty four.

Speaker 1 (01:54:14):
I love this song.

Speaker 30 (01:54:15):
We're gonna do Somebody's Watching Me by Rockwell here we go.

Speaker 1 (01:54:18):
Up in the clerk, is show.

Speaker 11 (01:54:22):
Up in.

Speaker 1 (01:54:24):
This song?

Speaker 4 (01:54:24):
Sammy?

Speaker 1 (01:54:25):
I do know the song you probably know from the
Geico commercial, which kind of He'll be kind of ruined
it for me all right up in the club Rockwell
with Michael Jackson singing the chorus. People get confused all
the time. At the eighty seven Throwback Thursday. You should

(01:54:49):
give a credit to Michael Jackson in that song. I
think it's to Michael Jackson song stt He's on the song.
That is Michael Jackson in there with Rockwell the artist
of credit. Somebody's watching me up in the clurk. Yeah,
Halloween edition of throw Back Thursday. DJ Tim Martinez once again,
you guys, you're gonna go get all your year today,

(01:55:11):
the stuff that wasn't looted yet. Get those.

Speaker 30 (01:55:14):
He's gonna wait. I'm gonna wait a couple of days,
but yeah, it's definitely on my to do list for
the weekend.

Speaker 9 (01:55:18):
I did have one quick question, Okay, did you care
that O Twani did not really perform during the World Series.

Speaker 12 (01:55:26):
Even though he helped you get there? Of course, of
course I cared, like, bro, step up, Bro, that's all right.
They put a lot of runs up. Man, it's good
that they didn't have to rely on a guy.

Speaker 1 (01:55:39):
Go Dodger. All right, DJ Tim Martinez, we will see
you tomorrow, Morongo. See everybody else out there as well.
Get all the details in that party. Just go to
party with Woody dot Com. Buila wouldn't approve The Woody Show.
All right, Well that's gonna do it for this morning.
Thursday Morning in the Books, Friday Rip Thursday Full Show podcast.

(01:56:02):
It's waiting for you. Just go to the woodieshow dot com.
And today, since it's Halloween, we had a round of
Morgasms where she went to haunted houses into the halloween
stores and she sounds like she had a really great time.
I think she really liked the product. If you missed
this new round of Morgasms, it's on today's podcast. Also,

(01:56:22):
we got taken to school, Gina's grad school, all about
serial killers.

Speaker 5 (01:56:27):
Sleep well everyone you know on.

Speaker 1 (01:56:28):
An of Halloween and stuff, plus some of the trending
news headlines. That and a whole bunch more waiting for
you on the full show podcast. Just go to the
woodieshow dot com. Tomorrow is Friday and coming up Friday
on The Woody Show. Your fail Stories, Dumbass contest will
be the deu i Q of course, the trending news

(01:56:50):
headlines and Day of the Dead because it's November first,
it's the Day of the Dead. So Sammy came up
with the list. It's the best of seven list. Yes,
people songs, Okay, all right, so we'll see what Sam's
got for us on that and a whole bunch more
whatever you can do to get through the morning in
the weekend as quickly as possible. It's happening tomorrow Friday
on The Woody Show. Yeah, anything got for us In

(01:57:12):
the meantime, leave on the after hours voicemail eight seven
four Woody or give us a follow on social media
social media platform of your choice. At The Woody Show,
Greg Gory parting words voice and please.

Speaker 4 (01:57:23):
Yeah, don't wait till you're on your deathbed to let
people know how you really feel, because you might be
too weak to raise your middle finger.

Speaker 1 (01:57:33):
Never. I think that'll be the last muscle to go.
It'll be my mouth and then and my middle finger,
like nothing else will work. It'll just see that just
enough power to raise that middle finger. None of the
others are worthy need they'll be a riddle with arthritis
and kind of like, you know, just soldered in the place.

Speaker 4 (01:57:51):
Almost and then you'll say, babe, by.

Speaker 1 (01:57:58):
Then I'll craft myself on You're out and then ascend
to heaven, you know, in the release of gas as
I expect. All right, Thank you very much, Greg Gory,
Thank you so much for giving the Woodie Show some
of your valuable time this morning, you know with it.
Appreciate you for that. Rest of guys can suck it.
Catch you back here on Friday. Have a great day.
S MD double M. I quit this bitch.