The Woody Show September 25th 2024 Podcast

News Headlines, Gina Finds The Silver Lining, Good News with Greg & More! 

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:02):
What is the dude to the graphic nature of this program?
Listener discretion? Is it lies?

Speaker 2 (00:17):
The Woody Shows?

Speaker 3 (00:24):
The Woody Show Insensitivity.

Speaker 1 (00:27):
Training Class is now in session.

Speaker 3 (00:44):
A good morning, everybody. It is Wednesday. It's September the
twenty fifth, twenty twenty four. Hello and welcome and thank
you for being here. My name is Whatdy. That is
Greg Gorey.

Speaker 4 (00:56):
Good morning, Good morning to you, Greg. Thanks.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
There's a menace, good morning and a good morning to
you menace. There is Gina Grady and a hey to you,
Gina Grad. There's a sea masses and a yes to you.
There's Sammy Moore, Sammy, we got bored. We got Caroline Morgan?
Is he our associate producer. We got von our video
producer on the job. This morning, phones are opening at
eight seven seven Wooding. You can hit us up with

(01:20):
the text over to two two nine eight seven Coming
up for you today, ladies and gentlemen, It is Gina
grad finds the silver Lining stories try or the silver
lining In the story, she says that she has a
talent anex.

Speaker 5 (01:32):
I mean historically that's kind of a thing.

Speaker 2 (01:34):
She's a bright sider, yeah, bright, a glass half fuller, missus. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:40):
So anyway, so we have a story that we're gonna
give Gina. We're gonna see if she could find the
silver lining in that story. Now on the polar opposite
under that, Greg who is for years argued that we
needed to have more good news on the show, or
just good news to be covered just in general on
the news and in different places. He's going to come
with a good news story that we got to try
to shoot some holes in and tell Greg why it

(02:02):
isn't as great as he thinks that you tell me, Yeah,
we still that a lot of years ago.

Speaker 2 (02:07):
We haven't done that all time.

Speaker 3 (02:09):
But now with Gina's new talent that we want to
see also, we're also going to see you like if
we still got it.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (02:15):
Plus the trending news headlines, we got some birthdays, porn
of birthday entertainment news coming up for you. Before the
hour's up, you're on the Woody Show. Phones open eight
seven seven forty four.

Speaker 2 (02:24):
What hit us?

Speaker 6 (02:25):
Up?

Speaker 3 (02:25):
With the text over to too nine eight seven. I
do have a question for everybody. Yesterday was a friend's birthday. Greg,
going back to your like, what'd you say the other day?
Fall is kind of gay?

Speaker 4 (02:37):
If you're excited about fall, you're either a woman or
you're gay.

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Okay, is this gay? So it was my buddy's birthday
and I sent it. Wasn't until asked I did it
ohing on that might be kind of gay? No, happy,
I said, happy birthday my friend. Right, But when I
said it, I sent it with one of those screen
effects for the balloons going up. Oh yeah, yeah fun
Is that kind of gay? It's not acceptable?

Speaker 4 (03:01):
Festive?

Speaker 2 (03:02):
It does it automatically, yeah, it does.

Speaker 5 (03:04):
It does a stands for the words like happy.

Speaker 3 (03:07):
See I did it on purpose.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
Yeah, I usually do that on purpose.

Speaker 3 (03:10):
Now I'll do the confetti or this is this is
a guy who's like fifty plus I'm pushing fifty. It's
like it seems like it neither seemed like could be
like a young man's game, or no or gay or.

Speaker 7 (03:22):
You well you didn't do like kissing emoji's after No.

Speaker 3 (03:25):
No, no, that's fine, I still had or you're up.
I mean, I wouldn't really carey the way. I just
kind of wondering, like is that like how would it be?
How would it be taken on the other end, like
how would be exactly you ask?

Speaker 4 (03:36):
I would not Okay. Now, if you said happy birthday,
Oh my god, can you believe it's almost fall?

Speaker 2 (03:42):
Right, I would be like.

Speaker 3 (03:43):
Wow, treat yourself to a PSL.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
Right, get some boots, scarf weather.

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Yeah, sammy, what.

Speaker 2 (03:49):
Do you got?

Speaker 8 (03:50):
Okay, So I have a question for everybody if this
is weird.

Speaker 9 (03:53):
When I go to a hotel room and I am
by myself, instead of getting the one king bed, I'll
get to queen beds because I'll sleep in one and
eat in the other.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
In the other, yeah, in the other.

Speaker 9 (04:06):
So if I get room service or if I bring
food back, I'll eat in it and crumbs will get
there and whatever, and then I go sleep in the
other bed.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Yeah, that's what the desk was always for.

Speaker 8 (04:15):
Ye But I like, yeah, but I like eating in bed.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
But see, that's a menace move. That's not a Sami moved. Yeah,
that's a slob move.

Speaker 7 (04:22):
Well I thought you were going to say that that's
where you lay out all your clothes and yeah, that's no,
I do that.

Speaker 2 (04:28):
But yeah, I would do.

Speaker 7 (04:29):
And I I'm notorious for eating in bed, Like I
destroyed the bed sheets at this hotel, just did. I
was eating a breakfast burrito and it's just like going
all over the place.

Speaker 8 (04:39):
Get the two beds.

Speaker 7 (04:41):
It's interesting, weird, but huh, it's just try to but
I don't plan.

Speaker 4 (04:46):
Maybe, yeah, you don't have to get crumbs everywhere just
because you're eating.

Speaker 8 (04:49):
But it's nice to be able to it's not your place.
You don't have to clean it up after.

Speaker 9 (04:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (04:53):
I have a bed question as well. Have you ever
ordered a bed in a box or a bag or whatever?
You have one delivered your I I had never. I
just did for a guest.

Speaker 2 (05:02):
Row and from which which company?

Speaker 4 (05:05):
I don't even remember. I remember what are some of
the ones that was It wasn't one of the main
one was like a double B like I can't remember when. Okay,
and uh, it arrived and it's supposed to be queen size,
and I thought at first, I thought I was going
to be worried because I had to return it or
exchange it because it was it looked like a twin
and I thought, damn it.

Speaker 5 (05:25):
They said, how do you get it back in the box?

Speaker 4 (05:27):
So then now I'm a believer. You open up the
bag and it said, oh, don't expect to sleep on
it the same night. It takes a long time. For
it to relax and all that. I cut the bag open,
and like the airplane ramping, like the slide, it flipped open.
It's a full queen size mattress and it fluffed up
in a matter of seconds. I'm a mega believer. Now

(05:48):
I was worried. I thought, oh crap, you sent me
the wrong one.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
Comfortable.

Speaker 4 (05:52):
It's awesome. It really super thick I got. I'll find
out the brand. It's really good. But the question, I'd
never gotten one before, and I was very impressed.

Speaker 5 (06:01):
Yeah, they are they I find them to be comfortable too, but.

Speaker 3 (06:03):
They make it cheap compared to like if you go
to like.

Speaker 4 (06:06):
It was box, I want to like maybe a couple
of bucks, yeah, maybe six hundred dish.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
I mean, yeah, it as cheap compared to like getting
a really good bed at the right mattress story.

Speaker 5 (06:17):
Yeah, but if you're the pillow top or whatever. But
they say, if you don't like this in ninety days,
return it.

Speaker 4 (06:21):
How Yeah, well come pick it up.

Speaker 5 (06:23):
Oh that's better. There's a jam it back into this.

Speaker 3 (06:26):
You mean okay, I thought you were talking about the
mattress story. Okay, yeah, I have no idea inflatable bed. Yeah,
you're on the hook.

Speaker 4 (06:33):
Get it back here. I know, I don't even know
how they get it in there. It's pretty pretty awesome.
You're on the hook for that menace.

Speaker 2 (06:38):
What do you got?

Speaker 10 (06:39):
Oh?

Speaker 7 (06:39):
I just want to put this on your radar. If
you don't know about it, you're gonna definitely start seeing
it on social media and then the news. It's called
Galaxy Gas and Galaxy's this generations whipp its.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Yeah, really it's the I saw this all over the
gathering of the Juggalos, so it's yeah, it's whippets. If
I told like, how do you get whip it's greg
you'd probably say, well, go to a whipped cream out of.

Speaker 4 (07:03):
The cream canister like those little it looks like a
cartridge in the right a balloon, crack it open anymore.

Speaker 2 (07:11):
Galaxy Gas.

Speaker 7 (07:12):
These are huge canvas.

Speaker 3 (07:13):
Through it looks like the size of like a Stanley cup.

Speaker 4 (07:16):
Oh wow, it was like usable you just keep using
the same one.

Speaker 2 (07:20):
No, you do what you do if you're a juggle,
you get super high and then you just toss out
on the ground and leave it. But Galaxy gas is
it's different and new because you can get it pretty
much anywhere, can get it, buy it online. It comes
to these like Leader plus tanks, and it comes in flavors,
but you're allowed to still use. Well, they're saying that
is for a kitchen use. It's you know what you
do is you get that in a packet of balloons,

(07:41):
which you also talked about. You do the balloon, right,
you toss those on the grounds too, everything or.

Speaker 4 (07:46):
In the river.

Speaker 3 (07:47):
All right, Well, order this now before they outlawed immediately, menace.

Speaker 2 (07:51):
Isn't right to be on the news for on the
track of this, because as sooner or later, maybe six
months or a year from now, outlawing will be.

Speaker 3 (07:59):
It's on the wall our website.

Speaker 2 (08:01):
Some some moms, local congressman will get ahold of this.
I already saw a TikTok.

Speaker 7 (08:05):
Video of some idiot doing it and he was driving
and rear end in another car.

Speaker 2 (08:09):
Oh yeah, wow, it's popular again. It comes in all
these like it comes in all these flavors that were
out loud in certain states for verbes, like the cherry
and berry and birthday cake.

Speaker 5 (08:18):
These brain cells don't come back.

Speaker 3 (08:21):
Whips.

Speaker 8 (08:21):
Do you have to be a certain age to buy
the set because it's.

Speaker 7 (08:24):
Supposed to be a food product. It's supposed to have
whip cream in its.

Speaker 2 (08:27):
Supposed to go through whipped cream.

Speaker 4 (08:29):
Well, then don't have a lot.

Speaker 3 (08:30):
Well yeah, that's that's.

Speaker 2 (08:31):
The thing is Get it why you can, cause it
ain't ain't sticking around, but.

Speaker 4 (08:35):
I need it for my homemade whip cream.

Speaker 2 (08:37):
This will be what Jewel was six eight years ago
for sure. All the kids will love it, and then
the adult is gonna It's going to be all over
the news.

Speaker 7 (08:44):
It's going to freak out all the moms, and then
I'll get bad like as it should.

Speaker 5 (08:47):
It's stupid for stupid people.

Speaker 3 (08:48):
You want to get stupider, right, and this is so trash?

Speaker 2 (08:51):
Well, yeah, cause accidents, but again it's easy to get
kids are kids are always into huffing and chroming the Yeah, but.

Speaker 8 (08:57):
You still have to be a certain age to buy
spray paint, don't you.

Speaker 3 (09:00):
I mean depending usually locked up.

Speaker 8 (09:02):
They usually have to have Yeah, you have to be
a I mean at the very and then when.

Speaker 3 (09:06):
You get to the register they ask you for an
ID that I'm try.

Speaker 2 (09:09):
To buy a cant eleven hundred Leader or Leader canist.
You can worry, I'm not doing it.

Speaker 5 (09:15):
No, you don't want to be on the radar I.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Want to wire. I've never done one in my life. Yeah,
but I know I'll kill brain cells.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
It's like that's so white trash.

Speaker 5 (09:23):
Yeah, it's pretty bad.

Speaker 3 (09:25):
All right, Galaxy Gas. Remember you heard it from Menace?

Speaker 5 (09:27):
First, blame them.

Speaker 7 (09:30):
No, I'm just saying heard about it. First, you get
to take over your news cycle.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
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Speaker 3 (10:06):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. It is Wednesday morning, September twenty fifth,
twenty twenty four. How's everybody feeling.

Speaker 2 (10:20):
I'm feeling all.

Speaker 7 (10:21):
Right, that's uh, leaving a little tired a little times
every morning.

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Yeah, what Greg?

Speaker 3 (10:27):
Hey, Hey, there's Menace what is up, Gina grad Good morning,
seam a good morning morning.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Sea.

Speaker 3 (10:32):
Bass is here. Phones are open eight seven seven forty four.
What he is the phone number You can hit us
up with the text over to two to nine eight seven.
We'll get into some of the trending news headlines coming up.

Speaker 2 (10:46):
Here this morning.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
Dude, I was reading this whole thing about the details.
I didn't even realize this was going on, but the
Lion's head coach, Dan Campbell and his family had to
up and move out of their house because after the
NFC Championship game where they lost to the Niners. Remember
they went for it and they lost the game. This
kid who goes to school with his daughter made a

(11:11):
post on Snapchat and was all pissed and he posted
their address on social with the caption dumbf trying to
go for it, And so they ended up getting tons
of unwanted visitors. They had to hire extra security patrol,
and then that wasn't enough, and so they eventually decided
just to move.

Speaker 5 (11:31):
Wow, when it's easier just to move, you know, you're
in trouble.

Speaker 2 (11:34):
Yeah, I know.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
And that.

Speaker 7 (11:38):
Unwanted visitors tell me that people actually showed up through
their house.

Speaker 2 (11:42):
Yeah, game that I believe that.

Speaker 5 (11:45):
I think they wanted to them, and yeah, I do
all that.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
Kind of You see how crazy people get about losers politics, sports, Yeah,
I mean people lose their minds.

Speaker 4 (11:55):
I've embarrassed myself alone watching sports because they have cried.

Speaker 7 (11:59):
I know, that's one thing. I'm show up at somebody's house.

Speaker 5 (12:04):
Iculous personally.

Speaker 3 (12:05):
Yeah, pounding on tables, yelling, screaming, cursing, that's all acceptable.
Kicking or throwing your kids toys across the room, perfectly acceptable.
Kicking the guests out of your house after the game
is over, super Bowl's done, your team just lost, perfectly acceptable.
Ruin whole week a game, Yeah, perfectly acceptable.

Speaker 5 (12:23):
Let's caravan to the coach's house.

Speaker 3 (12:25):
It's where you're, you know, putting the coach's address online,
or you're making death threats to a particular player because
they fumbled or you know whatever.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Hell, stupid, embarrassing. That's so dull, that's awful.

Speaker 3 (12:38):
Yeah, I was just reading about that. You see the
bread Farv thing. Yeah, so he announced that he's been
diagnosed with Parkinson's. Now he was testifying at this congressional
hearing on welfare misspending. Now you remember he was kind
of tied to all this controversy over this money that
was given out and it didn't really go to where

(13:00):
was supposed to go.

Speaker 2 (13:00):
Anyway, helped redirect it.

Speaker 3 (13:03):
So he was discussing this concussion drug company that he
invested in that I guess is no longer in business.
But he said, quote sadly, I also lost an investment
in a company that I believe was developing a breakthrough
concussion drug that I thought would help others. While it's
too late for me because I've recently been diagnosed with Parkinson's.
This is also a cause dear to my heart.

Speaker 5 (13:23):
And oh, by the way, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:25):
Well you're not gonna get too mad a fellow with Parkinson's,
I was trying to help others.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (13:31):
Brett fav is fifty four years old, played twenty years
in the NFL. There was something else I was reading about,
like the number of retired players that believe they have CTE. Oh,
it's like a crazy now that they know like a
lot of the symptoms or whatever to look for. A
lot of them talk about how they have had like
thoughts of self harm or suicide, which is the same thing,

(13:53):
but you know, like some people just want to harm themselves.
Other people are looking to end themselves. And the thing
it sucks about the CT is that they can't diagnose it.
They can't test for it until you're dead.

Speaker 9 (14:05):
That's right, you have to Yeah, yeah, I thought that
they could do a scan or something.

Speaker 2 (14:09):
No, no, it's not until you're dead.

Speaker 5 (14:12):
But what it seems like, as somebody who's not not
exactly a football officionado is you're getting in multiple like
car accident football games. So of course you're going to
be damaged.

Speaker 3 (14:24):
Yeah, but like not to where you go off the
rails like Aaron Hernandez or true now Antonio Brown, that
dude certainly hast Yeah he's.

Speaker 2 (14:33):
Wrecked thinking about one tackle. Hospital dude.

Speaker 3 (14:39):
I ate it on the patio in Mexico last time
in my vacation. I thought I was going to die yourself.
And you see these guys who do a flip right
and they just land like flat on their back or
like right on their tailbone. You're like, man, because you
know I've been on those fields, whether it's a natural

(14:59):
turf or that artificial turf, it still hurts. Yeah, yeah,
for sure, I may weigh the same as some of
these guys. But I'm not in the athletics.

Speaker 2 (15:10):
They are, so I'm sure scula chair.

Speaker 3 (15:12):
Yeah, so I'm sure it hits different. Yeah, literally, you know,
it's crazy. I was watching football this past weekend and
I saw this guy and they go, oh, well he's
you know whatever toll and he's two hundred and forty
pounds and I go, wow, I weigh more than that guy.
And he looks huge and he's six foot whatever and
a football player. Yeah, and you got him, God damn it.

Speaker 7 (15:36):
The same size. Yeah, but it's crazy. I've I've watched
videos of these MMA fighters who talk like perfectly normal,
and then it's like later in their career and it
doesn't even seem like the same person.

Speaker 5 (15:50):
Well and they're in like have walkers and stuff.

Speaker 2 (15:52):
Yeah, it's insane.

Speaker 5 (15:54):
Yeah, like like neurological problem.

Speaker 12 (15:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (15:56):
And I may have hit my head, you know, a.

Speaker 3 (15:59):
Thousand times skateboarding, falling, being drunk.

Speaker 7 (16:03):
I think like when I was six, that's when I
knocked myself out. Oh good little ice skating. Yeah, I
woke up at a car with a nosebleed. So yeah,
yeah I did something.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 4 (16:15):
Yeah, they just picked you up and put you in
the car.

Speaker 2 (16:17):
Yeah, which is weird. I'm like, did they think I
was dead?

Speaker 6 (16:20):
Like?

Speaker 2 (16:21):
That is weird? Yeah, it was my aunt. She was
probably trying to go to bear me somewhere or something.

Speaker 3 (16:28):
Speaking of fat stuff, according to some new data from
the CDC, the general rate of obesity among young adults
isn't growing for the first time in a decade. However,
the rate of severe obesity has increased, and it's more
women than men who get severely obese.

Speaker 5 (16:45):
Boy, good to know.

Speaker 3 (16:46):
Yeah, so we're all gonna.

Speaker 2 (16:47):
Be having that, uh, because nobody's moving that.

Speaker 3 (16:49):
Experience, watching watching TV, seeing the giant lineman, you weigh
more than at a fraction of the height.

Speaker 5 (16:58):
Yeah, as a lady, I never want to make that realization.

Speaker 2 (17:01):
I have way more than that lineman.

Speaker 4 (17:05):
Everybody blames the food for the obesity, but I mean,
obviously that's how you get fat by eating too much.

Speaker 2 (17:10):
But it's the lack of activity both.

Speaker 6 (17:13):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (17:13):
And this is said by somebody who supports always being
on the couch and not going absolutely, because yeah, there
are dangers outside.

Speaker 2 (17:20):
Absolutely. And then Sammy said, we hear about it all
the time. She blames marriage. She blames marriage for.

Speaker 8 (17:26):
Forgetting Yeah, yeah, getting for people letting yourself.

Speaker 3 (17:29):
Go because you get so comfortable, you know.

Speaker 2 (17:31):
Yeah, fat and happy Sammy sit around.

Speaker 3 (17:34):
Nobody likes being lasers on the couchy more than Greg.
Favorite thing of the big We've got the phones open
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Speaker 2 (17:51):
Woody.

Speaker 3 (17:51):
Show what's happened in everybody else's world? Oh h anything exciting?

Speaker 2 (18:00):
Oh well, dude, news.

Speaker 7 (18:03):
I don't know, it's not that great. But you know,
I told you I went to school with some people
that like murdered somebody.

Speaker 2 (18:09):
And then yea, yeah, yeah, all.

Speaker 7 (18:12):
I met up with some friends just recently and I
found out about some other people that are doing some things.
And then they told me somebody else that I went
to school.

Speaker 2 (18:20):
With murdered somebody. Yeah. Crazy.

Speaker 7 (18:22):
They were like all high on meth and stuff, and
on top of it, uh, apparently they're out now.

Speaker 2 (18:28):
So I'm not going to say their name because I
don't want them come after me.

Speaker 7 (18:31):
But it was what you hate? What do you reason
of insanity?

Speaker 6 (18:36):
Uh?

Speaker 2 (18:37):
Yeah, I hate that. Yeah, I'm like, what I'm.

Speaker 3 (18:40):
Not saying, you can't be insane. And that's the reason
that you do something. But I hate it when they
say not guilty by reason of insanity. You know that
insanity is why you did it. Yeah, but you still
did it. You're still guilty.

Speaker 12 (18:51):
Yeah.

Speaker 7 (18:51):
And they served like less than ten years.

Speaker 2 (18:53):
So dumb. Wow, insane, so dumb.

Speaker 4 (18:56):
The other term I hate in that realm is maintains
his innocence. He's been in prison for ten years, but
as maintained as so you kept up a lie for
ten years.

Speaker 2 (19:04):
A big deal. Yeah, innocence. I know.

Speaker 7 (19:08):
I read up on the case and I said, yeah, guilty.
I'm not guilty by reason of insanity because I feel
like be on drugs.

Speaker 5 (19:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (19:16):
My ray Band Metas came in yesterday. Oh yeah, yeah
they got the prescription of them. You're excited and pretty up.
I set it up last night. Really cool.

Speaker 2 (19:25):
And how often do you have to charge those? I
don't know, we'll see.

Speaker 3 (19:28):
I feel like I really have to charge really Yeah,
you're pretty cool. They're not a sponsor, but they could be.
Should be ray Ban Metas your you know ray band sunglasses. Again,
you can get them with prescription without prescription. They have
a bunch of different colors and stuff. But I was
surprised for all the things that they do. They take pictures,
they take video of exactly what you're seeing. You can
use it instead of putting air pods in, listen to
your music, make phone calls. You're looking at something and

(19:51):
you'll ask it like, Hey, what is what am I
looking at? What is that plant? Or what is that building?
And it'll tell you what the building is and when
it was built in all these different pretty cool.

Speaker 5 (20:00):
It's amazing. I think the best part is not putting
anything in your ears, because I don't.

Speaker 3 (20:04):
Know about you guys. Day in my mind like did
you get the AirPod pros with the little rubber tips
on them? Oh, those are the better ones, those staying in.
The ones that are just straight hard plastic, they'd never
stay in.

Speaker 2 (20:14):
But this it sounds crystal clear. Yeah, really good.

Speaker 3 (20:17):
Anyway, I was surprised because there are like three hundred bucks,
which is a lot, but when you consider for what
all it does, you can get just a regular pair
of sunglasses for way more than that. It doesn't even
do a fraction that.

Speaker 2 (20:28):
Now.

Speaker 3 (20:28):
I don't have Facebook either, so I was wondering, Oh,
because it's meta, do I need to have him? No,
just to put your email address in there download the
stupid app and it was easy, so amazing. Yeah, that
was pretty fun. We've been talking metas had those in
the studio. I told you I ordered him. It did
take a little bit to come in. They're really cool.

Speaker 2 (20:43):
Like I don't care about tech stuff, but I kind
of want to.

Speaker 3 (20:45):
Yeah, some trending news headlines. A retired upstate New York
judge and former prosecutor shot himself yesterday morning in the
shootout with the FBI agents they had shown up at
his house in Orange County, California, to bust him on
bribery and corruption charges.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
Immediately thought of that show Your Honor, Yes Cranston, Yeah,
oh my god, that's such a good show.

Speaker 3 (21:08):
But he barricaded himself inside. He opened fire as soon
as they approached his house. He had allegedly taken sixty
three thousand dollars in payoffs to rig a case on
behalf of an old pal h oh, way.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
To go out.

Speaker 5 (21:22):
Yeah, was it worth that?

Speaker 6 (21:23):
Uh?

Speaker 4 (21:24):
Probably not. Yeah, if you haven't watched Your Honor, you
should definitely watch your honor. And also makes you wonder,
I wonder how often this stuff happens. Probably way more
than we know, way.

Speaker 3 (21:34):
More than anybody would like to know about. For sure,
get confirmation. On the other story, a lot of people
were talking about the thirty five year old son of
that guy who was camped out of the camped outside
Trump's golf.

Speaker 2 (21:46):
Course looking to shoot him.

Speaker 3 (21:48):
He was arrested, So that the Sun was arrested had
nothing to do with the trouble his dad's in. That's
a whole separate thing. This guy the Sun busted for
child pornography.

Speaker 2 (21:58):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (21:59):
The process of their investigation of his dad, they got
his phone and they found hundreds of images on there,
some like apparently really really bad stuff, kids as young
as six. It turns out that this creep had already
had three prior arrests on his record from North Carolina
a handful of years ago.

Speaker 2 (22:20):
Great family.

Speaker 4 (22:21):
Yeah, so now that that family's on the radar, they're
actually investigating.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
Or doing stuff.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
Oh, by the way, right, Also, someone shot up Kamala
Harris's campaign office in Arizona. It was after midnights and
nobody was there and nobody's hurt. So that part's good.

Speaker 5 (22:36):
But don't we all have like is there security camera?

Speaker 3 (22:39):
Like yeah, man, but I'm sure I don't know how
it went down, did somebody just kind of like drive
by it.

Speaker 7 (22:44):
Yeah, yeah, but they could catch a license plate like
a mile down the road.

Speaker 3 (22:49):
Well yeah, because they use everybody else to surveillance to
kind of piece it all together. I think the first
time I really became aware of how the New world
works as far as the cameras everywhere and piecing things
together was the Boston Marathon bombing. Yeah, did you ever
watch the documentary on that? And now they did all that.
It's awesome, incredible, like how they were able to figure
out who these guys were in such a small amount

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of time, just by random, and then had him on
the run, didn't really give him a chance, you know,
and in that crazy you know, however many hours that
was where everybody was on lockdown.

Speaker 2 (23:22):
They carjacked that guy, right. It was incredible.

Speaker 3 (23:25):
Another news, a pilot flying from Nebraska to Oregon had
a mechanical issue, had to land his plane on the Interstates.
But here's the good news. The pilot was a mechanic
and he was able to fix the plane and he
just took off again from the interstand It's like just
pulling over, popping the hood, getting in there and you know,
changing it up. Pretty cool.

Speaker 5 (23:45):
That's kind of great.

Speaker 2 (23:46):
Cool. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (23:48):
An argument over a reclining seat between two passengers on
a flight eventually got one couple banned from the airline
all together. The airline says the couple was bullying this
young girl sitting in front of him because she had
reclined in her seat. They asked her to put her
seat up because it was blocking the husband's view of
the television.

Speaker 2 (24:05):
Oh no, but.

Speaker 3 (24:06):
The girl said no, and that's when the couple started
throwing around some really nasty racial type comments. The airline
released a statement saying they apologize for the unpleasant experience
and that the couple is no longer allowed to fly
with them. Good good, Yeah, we talked about that, like,
you know, should you be allowed to Recline's.

Speaker 9 (24:26):
Guess, because they recline, which means you're allowed to, I guess.

Speaker 4 (24:30):
I guess.

Speaker 3 (24:30):
The question is should they lock them so you can't recline?

Speaker 7 (24:37):
It just creates I think it just creates too much spirit.
Airlines doesn't recline.

Speaker 3 (24:42):
So yeah, that don't. Yeah, of course it's possible. My
question is, like, it doesn't recline that much to begin with.
It usually starts an argument or a fight or yeah,
or the domino effect.

Speaker 4 (24:55):
Or you're like me and you get stuck behind the
person whose seat is reclined and they're leaning forward typing
on their laptop.

Speaker 5 (25:01):
That's what I was going to say. As long as
long as you're leaning back, it's okay. But if you
get up or if you forward.

Speaker 2 (25:06):
New, yeah, you hate that.

Speaker 3 (25:10):
Then there was another story video going around on this one,
this fat chick. It was drunk being handcuffed and strapped
to her seat on the plane because she started screaming
the plane was on fire and doomed to crash. All
I thought about was Greg. You know, it's just a
matter of time before Greg may end up being that person.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
Yeah, yeah, that would make sense.

Speaker 3 (25:31):
Like Greg's the one because so there was just a
flight last weekend that Greg was on. He's sitting with
a coworker and he was so tripped down.

Speaker 4 (25:41):
I was so nervous. It was incredibly cloudy, and this
was the first flood I ever took where it was
so cloudy that you made you realize just how fast
you were going. I know that sounds really stupid.

Speaker 2 (25:51):
Because obviously the cloud's out the window.

Speaker 4 (25:55):
And we were going through clouds for what felt like
ten minutes, and she was just trying to keep me
calm and just casually talking about this, that and the other.
And I finally had to say, I just really need
you to stop talking for a minute. When I'm gripping
the tray table and I'm looking out the window and
these clouds are just whipping by.

Speaker 2 (26:13):
It felt like we were nose diving.

Speaker 5 (26:15):
Greg. I feel I feel your pain because as a
person who gets randomly nervous about things and sometimes flying,
there is nothing worse than trying to siphon off your
own energy to keep up a casual conversation with somebody
who's not acknowledging your terror.

Speaker 2 (26:32):
Right, I need you to stop. Well do you think
maybe because she knew that you were to talk to you?
She totally was.

Speaker 3 (26:40):
And I'm telling like EMTs, they're trained to just keep talking. Yes,
just talking to you.

Speaker 2 (26:46):
Very much. Appreciate with them, stay with me, stay with me.
But I needed that one freak out moment and like.

Speaker 5 (26:50):
It's okay, and how are you feeling?

Speaker 1 (26:52):
Not?

Speaker 5 (26:52):
Just like so anyway, Like I can't do that right now.

Speaker 2 (26:55):
We need to focus on terror.

Speaker 3 (27:00):
I got some beverage news. Oh okay, you guys it's
already over what it only lasted six months and now
it's done. Coca Cola has announced they are discontinuing that
spiced flavor.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
Oh yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 3 (27:14):
Did they test that before they released it as a
new permanent flavor, because no, like it's it wasn't good.

Speaker 2 (27:21):
I think they need us to go to the offices
and give like.

Speaker 5 (27:24):
Straight answers the failing a lot.

Speaker 7 (27:26):
Maybe there's too many yes men in the taste testing
office that we need to uh, you know, but they
keep it real with them.

Speaker 3 (27:34):
Okay, and if you did test it, who can I
meet those people?

Speaker 2 (27:37):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (27:38):
I want to meet the test group.

Speaker 7 (27:39):
There might be some like Boston charge you think it's great,
and then all the yes men around them they're like,
oh yeah, it tastes awesome.

Speaker 2 (27:46):
I wanted to know who tested that Oreo stuff. We tried, Yeah,
well least make it.

Speaker 3 (27:50):
Past at least one novelty and they said that was
gonna be a limited time thing and it's not a
permanent you know. This was like I don't remember them
ever testing it, like putting it even out there and
test markets like for a limited time and people are like,
oh wow, that spiced coal is really good. But I
wish they'd make this permanent. No, I don't remember seeing
it all of a sudden. It was just there and
they said it was permanent and it was gross. I

(28:12):
mean we tried it, we did a taste.

Speaker 2 (28:13):
Drive of it. Not good.

Speaker 3 (28:14):
That oriole One is even worse horrendous, which, by the way,
I bought one by mistake. Yeah, I thought it was because, Yeah,
I just kind of glanced it was getting through Target
and they have the you know coolers there. They got
all the you know stuff in there, and I thought
I was grabbing a Pepsi zero it's got the blackie
and I just kind of reached down, grabbed it, checked

(28:36):
out and they didn't even look, didn't even look cracked
the top of it.

Speaker 2 (28:41):
Took a similar What the oh god, damn it.

Speaker 4 (28:45):
I have done that far too many times, where I
get ice cream and I get home, I'm eating it,
what the hell? And it's like frozen yogurt. Yeah, I've
gotten the fat free salad dressing by accident. I once
bought non alcoholic beer by accident.

Speaker 3 (28:59):
Sorry a statement. They say Coca Cola is always looking
at what are customers like and adjusting the flavors. As
part of this strategy, we are planning to phase out
Coca Cola spice to introduce an exciting new flavor in
twenty twenty five. All right, right, so exciting?

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Uh yeah?

Speaker 3 (29:19):
Three one seven texting over saying that the oreole flavored
coke is nasty, but the coke flavored oreos are surprisingly good.
We try to those. The problem with the oreos, the
coke flavored oreos, is that they're good at first. Yeah,
they start good, They start good, but it almost within
twenty seconds, it starts creeping in and it just intensifies

(29:41):
and intensifies and eventually takes over. Is this foul aftertaste?

Speaker 2 (29:45):
I know, it goes from zero to ask real quick.

Speaker 5 (29:47):
It doesn't leaves your tongue fuzzy.

Speaker 3 (29:50):
No good grow Yeah you said that, but I think
maybe that's because of the the pop rock the pop
rock element. But I didn't feel or hear anything like
you know, how you put pop in your mouth, does
that crackling?

Speaker 5 (30:02):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (30:02):
Yeah, I didn't get any of that. It was like
a strong flavor of vanilla and when you smell the cookies,
because it has that one red side, like you smell
like a hint of coca cola. Yeah, yeah, but I
didn't really get a coca cola taste.

Speaker 5 (30:16):
No, that it was kind of medicine.

Speaker 2 (30:18):
It didn't really taste like anything. It was cold medicine.

Speaker 5 (30:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (30:22):
So I mean that'll be limited time anyway, but that'll
be the next one to go and they can keep it.

Speaker 2 (30:26):
And they can put that in the ash heap of history.

Speaker 1 (30:28):
Yeah, Woody show.

Speaker 3 (30:36):
Well, I told you got the Halloween Hornit's passes, four
packs of them every hour, up for grabs all the
way through seven pm. Again today you're on all ninety
eight seven. Thanks everybody came out to California Fish Thrill
and Whittier yesterday.

Speaker 2 (30:52):
Yes, thank you so many people that showed up.

Speaker 7 (30:56):
Old school listeners, new school listeners and then and of
course we had so much stuff to give away, which
is awesome and thanks to California Fish Grow for goodness
up with like endless give cards.

Speaker 2 (31:08):
So many rules.

Speaker 1 (31:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (31:09):
I saw a lot of people ordering on the video
that you posted. Uh huh.

Speaker 3 (31:12):
I gotta say, man, Menace is very good with these
these videos from like events like we'll be like last
weekend we were at the iHeartRadio Music festival and that
house of music and all the different things that were there.
I think we were not even off the property yet,
and he already had the video edits.

Speaker 2 (31:31):
I don't know how you do that.

Speaker 3 (31:32):
Yeah, I have the video already edited together, voiceovers on it. Yeah,
and it looks really good. I mean, you do a
great job.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
I actually edit, like pre edit everything in my head,
probably a week before. Really.

Speaker 7 (31:45):
If I know, if like we're gonna, you know, do
something in an event or whatever, I'm like, okay, do
this that that, get that shot, Get that shot. That's why,
like when we're doing it, I'm just like, let's just go. Yeah,
you know, like you don't need to stand around.

Speaker 4 (31:57):
I was just talking to a couple of coworkers about
that that when we were doing those videos, you kind
of get the idea or the sense of I don't
understand what we're going for here. Yeah, just when you
see it, it makes sense.

Speaker 1 (32:07):
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (32:14):
Men have sent me this clip and he was taking
about you Grey.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
Oh okay, because life is hard, life is hard.

Speaker 3 (32:23):
I could give him my life is hard. Okay, all right,
all right, these two chicks right, they're in Dubai, okay,
and they're talking about what it's like for them being
in Dubai. Right, all right, these too young, they're twenty somethings. Right, yeah,
here we get practice.

Speaker 10 (32:39):
What's the craziest thing that's happened to you since you've
been in Dubai.

Speaker 13 (32:42):
A lot of crazy things have happened, but probably the
craziest is that men like Richmond don't stop giving me money.
Like I just like, we'll walk around whenever, and they
just keep handing me money like Somebudy give me five
thousand dollars yesterday.

Speaker 3 (32:52):
For no reason.

Speaker 8 (32:53):
Are you serious? Insane?

Speaker 10 (32:55):
No, I lose at the pool and like girls actually
just they're with these guys and they just give them money.
Yeah to this, it's awesome.

Speaker 8 (33:01):
I don't want to leave, I mean neither. Definitely come
to do by guys.

Speaker 3 (33:04):
Yeah, definitely.

Speaker 2 (33:07):
Yeah. Yeah, when I go there, that's what I'm going
to get, all right.

Speaker 4 (33:11):
When I die, I want to come back as a
hot chick. Oh my god, they.

Speaker 2 (33:19):
Just keep giving me money. Yeah, oh my god.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
I have a screenshot from the video that we just
heard the audio from, and there we go.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Yeah, oh look at that.

Speaker 3 (33:28):
Basically, I mean the one chicks basically in brown panties
spanks and a bra I don't even support the perfect shape.

Speaker 8 (33:36):
And expecting nothing in return. They're just handing them money.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
This one chicks like totally camel telling.

Speaker 5 (33:41):
Out tipped for existing.

Speaker 3 (33:45):
I don't know what happened.

Speaker 8 (33:47):
It still is weird.

Speaker 9 (33:50):
People don't hand you money because you're hot, something expected what.

Speaker 3 (33:54):
Maybe not directly, but indirectly you get paid.

Speaker 4 (33:58):
It could be they take care of.

Speaker 7 (33:59):
It bills, drinks or dinners.

Speaker 3 (34:02):
Right like you can leave the house with not a
dollar on you and still have a dinner. Oh, drinks
all night, drink all night.

Speaker 5 (34:10):
You won't just survive, you'll thrive.

Speaker 2 (34:11):
Yeah, you might make money, yeah exactly. Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (34:15):
And your lips have never even had to touch another
person's body. It's just because you were there and you know.

Speaker 2 (34:20):
For exist candy and it did say Sammy that that
was quote crazy. That's the crazest crazy.

Speaker 8 (34:26):
What's the craziest thing that's happened to you? Since you've
been in Dubai.

Speaker 13 (34:29):
A lot of crazy things have happened, But probably the
craziest is that men like Richmond don't stop giving me money.
Like I just like will walk around whenever and they
just keep handing me money. Like, somebody give me five
thousand dollars yesterday for no reason?

Speaker 8 (34:43):
Right, serious, insane?

Speaker 10 (34:45):
No, I lose at the pool and like girls actually
just they're with these guys and they just give them money. Yeah,
it's the best, It's it's awesome. I don't want to
leave me neither. Definitely come to Dubai guys.

Speaker 3 (34:55):
You know you know what's going on, right, Yeah it
sounds awesome. Are you just pretending like you don't really know?
Like for no reason?

Speaker 5 (35:01):
Yeah, girls are with these guys and they get money
for no reason. She's just a little dumb.

Speaker 8 (35:06):
Yeah, but not for no reason.

Speaker 2 (35:09):
I'm her.

Speaker 4 (35:10):
I take the five thousand bucks, put it away, and
I say, hold on one second, I jump on my phone,
go on the airline app, and I cancel my flight home. Yeah,
and I make a career out of just walking around.

Speaker 3 (35:22):
Yeah okay, but Greg, if you were a hot chick
and this kind of stuff, like would you put out
probably yeah?

Speaker 4 (35:30):
Yeah, probably five grand could be twenty five grand.

Speaker 5 (35:34):
And with these guys that are so rich, like their
pleasure centers are blown out, like you can't just you can't.
You're not just happy having regular sex. They want to
be like.

Speaker 3 (35:44):
Yeah, for you stuff. Yeah, well then this one or
this once you around?

Speaker 2 (35:49):
Yeah, the situation arm candy eye candy.

Speaker 3 (35:53):
Right, yeah, Graig's fine with that. I think I'd be
fine with that.

Speaker 2 (35:56):
Yeah, with that.

Speaker 5 (35:58):
But if they were, like, here's ten ran, but I
really needed to crap on my chest. M. They're not
going to do it to you.

Speaker 3 (36:07):
Maybe, yeah, yeah, I think you would. Oh maybe I'd
consider it. I'm being I would consider it. That's an
honest answer.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
What if it was ten grand? The dude's old and gross.

Speaker 4 (36:18):
But you have to sit with him at dinner and
like appear that you're his girlfriend but you're not. It
would be annoying easy money if you break that down
to like three grand an hour.

Speaker 2 (36:31):
Yeah, it's so easy. I want to ask Sammy yes
or no?

Speaker 8 (36:36):
You know I wouldn't do it.

Speaker 3 (36:37):
Okay, you don't even heard the questions.

Speaker 2 (36:39):
Okay, I thought it was just this kind of no
because she she just gave me your answer, Cleveland Steamer.

Speaker 7 (36:44):
Yeah, and so Sammy just said no. People forget. When
Sammy first worked here, we started talking about Edelman, right, yeah,
and she and we asked him if he asked for
like some watersports stuff, would you be into it, and
Sammy said, yes, I would do that.

Speaker 9 (37:05):
I'd be down for Alman maybe yeah, But again that's
because it's not some old, gross, rich guy who I'm
there because he's giving me money and his old and gross.

Speaker 8 (37:14):
This is someone that I am attracted to. But that's
the difference.

Speaker 3 (37:17):
It's still attractive if they want you to do that.

Speaker 5 (37:21):
Easier to do the opposite, like I don't know you,
I don't find your attractive. Yeah, that's true to a
hot guy day old man. I would be traumatized to that.

Speaker 7 (37:31):
I think that would be more weird because I'm like, oh,
this is somebody that I was into that kind of stuff.

Speaker 2 (37:36):
That's all right.

Speaker 3 (37:36):
So I've always said huld die and let's say reincarnation
is real. Second argument, I either want to come back
as my wife, my dog, my kids, or a hot chick.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Oh, I get it right. I think hot chick just
went to the top of the list.

Speaker 3 (37:51):
I mean, pretty pretty good, pretty good.

Speaker 5 (37:54):
Just have everything just thrown at your easy, peasy and
you're kind of dumb about it, like they just do it.

Speaker 3 (38:00):
Yeah for no reason. How dumb are you?

Speaker 2 (38:07):
From the Woodie Show? I'll bet you're right back.

Speaker 3 (38:11):
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Speaker 2 (38:29):
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Speaker 3 (38:32):
And we are into another new hour insensitivity training for
a politically correct world. It's midweek. It's Wednesday, September the
twenty fifth, twenty twenty four. I'm Woodie. That's Greg Gory.
There's our newest full time show member, Gina grad Hey,
Good morning, Gina Menace our social media director.

Speaker 2 (38:55):
What is up, Woody?

Speaker 3 (38:55):
Find us, follow us, do it on the social media
platform of your choice. At the Woody Show, there is
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(39:19):
see we got something here for Menace.

Speaker 2 (39:21):
Oh sweet?

Speaker 3 (39:22):
A new nessy hunter okay claim to report on Okay?
This is they have identified a strange hump in Scotland's Lockness,
which this guy claims could be proof that there's not one,
but two lockness monsters out there too. You can't prove
the one what makes you think there's two go double down?

Speaker 5 (39:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (39:46):
A video captured from a webcam showed a large wake
moving south across the water, with what appeared to be
a hump near the front. Possible that it's mean, yeah right, yeah,
focus on absolutely.

Speaker 7 (40:00):
There has been those wake videos for years where there's
like a little bit of a wake in the middle
of that lake. So that's nothing new. But we need
some hard evidence, and we need some divers to go
into the underground caves and just get a photo of
this thing already.

Speaker 4 (40:18):
A recent Polly, Yeah, come on, let's get it together, yeap.

Speaker 3 (40:22):
A recent Paul found the top things we would do
if aliens invaded Earth. Twenty six percent of people said
they would find friends and family, twenty percent said they
would gather supplies, eighteen percent would just run or hide,
but one in ten said they would try to make
contact with the aliens. Others say they would have asked
the Martians to take them back to their planet with them, like,

(40:45):
get me off this thing, I'll join your team. Yeah.
Five percent said they would get intimate, oh with them
noise four and ten people said they would save their
children or their partner first, and then they would save them.
But a fifth of people said they would save their
pet before anybody else buy it, because it's super important.

Speaker 7 (41:06):
More and more every day I'm reading about bunkers and
like how to get bunkers installed and where to put them,
or like did you.

Speaker 3 (41:13):
See the one where someone had it installed under their driveway?

Speaker 2 (41:16):
Yeah? I love that. Great, that is my dream.

Speaker 5 (41:20):
And there's luxury community bunkers there is, but there's in
such a remote area.

Speaker 7 (41:26):
I'm like, if things go down, like, how am I
even to get to those things? I want something that's
in my backyard. Didn't we know somebody that like discovered one?

Speaker 3 (41:34):
Yeah, I mean the house was the house had been built,
I mean decades ago, and it was during the Cold War,
and so when this house was built, they had something
sunk into the backyard, like a fallout shelter or whatever,
and so they didn't even realize it was there until
they were doing some work rule in the yard and
they're like, hey, there's something back here. And then they
found where the like, the the hatch was, and they

(41:58):
went back, they went down in there, and I guess
they didn't want to tell any of the neighbors because
they were paranoid that there would be a big rush
on them should something happen.

Speaker 2 (42:06):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (42:06):
Sure.

Speaker 4 (42:08):
Did they end up keeping it or filling it in
or no?

Speaker 2 (42:11):
They kept it.

Speaker 3 (42:11):
That's cool because they figured it'd be a good selling
point and they eventually did sell that house. I don't
know what they got for it, but it's pretty good.
I mean it's a very nice neighborhood, so uh huh.

Speaker 5 (42:20):
And now it's marketed as I'm sure a man cave
underground man cave.

Speaker 3 (42:25):
Yeah, super cool, a lot of Neon signs.

Speaker 2 (42:27):
Yeah, but I do get paranoid.

Speaker 7 (42:28):
I'm like, okay, well if I like get this thing
installed and then all my neighbors see.

Speaker 2 (42:34):
Waste of money and then you know, the installers know
it's there too.

Speaker 3 (42:38):
Yeah, here's my thing when it comes to alien invasion,
nuclear fallout, or what's left that you want to stick
around for so bad?

Speaker 2 (42:48):
Yeah, there's no TV? What am I doing?

Speaker 1 (42:50):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (42:50):
Have internet access?

Speaker 5 (42:52):
I'm with you.

Speaker 3 (42:52):
Our internet was out until about five thirty last night,
and it was like, weird, this is this And I
lived a lot of my life before the Internet.

Speaker 5 (43:03):
Did you feel like a pioneer?

Speaker 3 (43:05):
It was just weird, like how much you really rely
on it? And it was just a service outage and
they were working on there's texting updates and stuff, but yeah,
it was. It was very strange.

Speaker 5 (43:16):
And if there is a full on nuclear fallout around Earth,
I do not need to be one of the survivors.

Speaker 3 (43:22):
Yes, I'm not going to emerge from my shelter that
I had buried under my driveway the plowfields.

Speaker 2 (43:30):
Yeah right.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
I'm a man of luxury and convenience.

Speaker 4 (43:33):
Okay, I'm the utter opposite when I see stuff like
twenty eight days later, twenty eight weeks later the rest
of Us or whatever that one is called, those first
scenes where they have the whole world to themselves, Last
Man on Earth dream come true?

Speaker 3 (43:47):
But how is that a dream?

Speaker 6 (43:48):
If?

Speaker 4 (43:48):
Like, because you can go any Hey, you know what
I really want to driver rolls Royce. Okay, go get
go to the dealer and get it.

Speaker 3 (43:54):
On a bunch of damaged roads and everything the dealership.
I'm saying all the things you're thinking you're going to
do or not there there's no services, this grocery stores
not being stocked. You're talking about a Twilight Roon episode.

Speaker 4 (44:08):
You know, I'll make it work, you know I could.
I could fulfill my childhood fantasy.

Speaker 3 (44:12):
It's a really easy time getting that reservation.

Speaker 4 (44:15):
Yeah, I would take you know my childhood fantasy. Get
a baseball back, go to the department store and go
to the fine China section, smash it all.

Speaker 3 (44:23):
Yeah, but it's something the nuclear weapon already did that
for you.

Speaker 4 (44:28):
But I'm talking about these things where things are still intact,
like twenty eight days later, he's walking through. There's money
on the ground, there's cars everywhere, everything's intact.

Speaker 5 (44:36):
That would be awesome fantasy.

Speaker 2 (44:38):
Yeah, it gets off by the White House, that's awesome.
I don't I don't know why I want to live tonight.

Speaker 4 (44:44):
Yeah, I know that mansion.

Speaker 3 (44:45):
I don't know i'd want to survive under those circumstances.
I like you, everything gets wiped out by some nuke.

Speaker 5 (44:52):
Like Greg have his little dream.

Speaker 3 (44:54):
Yeah, or the aliens are but the Martians are here
like walking around eating everybody.

Speaker 7 (44:59):
What about a bunker if there's just like, forget aliens
or nuclear attack, what about just like a crazy uprising
where like people are just going through people's houses and
rating them.

Speaker 2 (45:10):
Yeah, might have a bunker for And that's why I
have guns. Yeah. Yeah, forty people come to your house. Guns.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
Yeah, yeah, but there's so many other houses that don't
have guns.

Speaker 5 (45:21):
Yeah, why would they start with his?

Speaker 3 (45:23):
Like yeah, the minute they start hearing shots go off,
you know, it's like okay, yeah, that is one of
the selling points. There is this like the Genie was saying,
this bunker community and they show a map of where
they are and they have uh they say they're away
from high crime anarchy zones. Yeah, in the middle of
nowhere and menace outside of the Yellowstone Blast. Oh dude, okay,

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so supervolcano. Yeah, is very concerned about this super volcanic.
We've heard about it for years.

Speaker 7 (45:48):
Yeah, if you got it's pretty much liquefying ground around
Yellowstone any day, like miles and if it explodes, it
has like a eight hundred mile radius of just people
that would just dieh and destruction. Luckily, where where we are,
we're I kind of okay.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
But we'll see We're still bad. Yeah, not good.

Speaker 4 (46:13):
Can't we just fill it in?

Speaker 2 (46:16):
Yeah, anything concrete, just put a plug on it. Greg.

Speaker 3 (46:22):
I was watching one of those home shows and I
thought about you, because I was like, Wow, this is
so sad. Greg would not approve of this. They filled
in the pool?

Speaker 6 (46:28):
What?

Speaker 3 (46:28):
Yeah, I have somebody bought a house, they're like, I know,
like the house, I just really don't want a pool
that's crazy had it filled in. It was a perfectly
good functioning pool. My old neighbor did it in ground
pool and they just had it filled in.

Speaker 4 (46:42):
I mean, I know that there are a maintenance pain
in the ass, but if they were worth it.

Speaker 3 (46:46):
Like how much did you pay to fill it in
and do all that?

Speaker 2 (46:48):
I wonder?

Speaker 3 (46:49):
And then you know how much is it really to maintain?

Speaker 2 (46:51):
I don't know. I would never do that, right, that's
sad I thought it.

Speaker 3 (46:55):
Yeah, I figure like, oh my god, Greg, be so depressed.

Speaker 4 (46:58):
That is pretty depressing. And imagine if you have the
world to yourself, like in this post apocalyptic world. Yeah
you want Greg, like swimming today? I think I'll go
to uh you know Sylvester Stallone's mansions green and nuclear radioactive,
take a nuclear out of it.

Speaker 2 (47:16):
Yeah, there's a there's a different version of that. Have
you ever seen the movie The Road?

Speaker 3 (47:20):
Greg?

Speaker 2 (47:21):
They're literally hunting cats. Well that could be today, you
know what I'm saying. Very but like that's the bag,
like they can go wherever they want. Yeah, but there's
it's a waste lands. All the crops are dead, so
now you have to like hunt.

Speaker 3 (47:33):
And that's the thing we're talking about two different things.
When you're talking about fantasy movie lands. You guys are
talking and I'm throwing the question out there, like if
legitimately there was a nuclear thing or you know.

Speaker 4 (47:45):
Taking over the planet. I'm just saying that there's nobody
left on Earth. I'm not saying that Earth is destroyed.

Speaker 5 (47:52):
The rapture, Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (47:53):
Right, Like that would be a wet dream.

Speaker 5 (47:56):
He's talking about like the left over.

Speaker 2 (47:59):
That's a buddy. HG TV has got like a nuclear
power plant, so we're always right.

Speaker 7 (48:05):
About all that stuff. Yeah, why would you want to live?
But I also think a bunker would be cool just
if there's a crazy uprising, Okay, noted or like the purge.

Speaker 3 (48:16):
Uh. Gina is gonna see if you can convince us
of this talent about finding the silver lining and these
Grace got a couple yes, and he's gonna he's gonna
bring up these stories. And then, Gina, your job is
to show off your talent that you claim you have
to being able to find a silver lining in any situation.

Speaker 5 (48:35):
I'm not gonna lie. I mean, I've been pretty confident
in this my entire life, but I'm feeling shaky today.
So I feel like a lot of.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
Pressure all start pre excuse me, what a pre excuse was?

Speaker 5 (48:45):
I feel a lot of pressure to prove myself, so
you should.

Speaker 3 (48:49):
It's a lot of talk to this point. And then
we've done this with Greg a number of times over
the years where Greg finds like a really good story
and we got to see if we can shoot holes
in it. We're pretty we're pretty good at that. But
see that's been proven oh many times.

Speaker 2 (49:05):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:05):
Now Greg keeps thinking like, oh, this will be the
one and well, yeah, we'll see, Yeah, we'll see. Today's
the day boody hoody show. Well, we're gonna put Gina
to the text, all right, she's been bragging blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah ba going on. And you know,

(49:26):
I'm just really good at finding the silver lining something.

Speaker 2 (49:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (49:31):
And I would say also, without even really trying, I
think that Sammy's kind of the same time. Yeah, who
starts with the well comes.

Speaker 8 (49:41):
In with something and you guys just call me an apologist.

Speaker 3 (49:43):
Well, it depends on what you're talking about.

Speaker 9 (49:45):
Well, well it could be the silver lining, but you
call me an apologist for.

Speaker 2 (49:50):
It, silver lining her.

Speaker 3 (49:52):
I know he did.

Speaker 7 (49:54):
Murder a guy, but well, you know he can really childhood.

Speaker 2 (50:01):
You don't know, You don't know, Yeah, you don't know.
All right.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
So Greg's got a story and it's not going to be.

Speaker 2 (50:14):
Like, it's not going to be a good story.

Speaker 3 (50:16):
It's not a it's not a pleasant story.

Speaker 2 (50:19):
Very unpleasant.

Speaker 3 (50:20):
Yeah, and then you have to try to see if
you can find the silver lining in that story.

Speaker 2 (50:25):
Good luck with thats all right?

Speaker 3 (50:27):
So story number one, Greg, what do you got?

Speaker 4 (50:31):
So this is out of Pennsylvania. The lawsuit just got
settled for sixty five million dollars and it was a
lawsuit against Lehigh Valley Health Network. And now why were
they sued because last year they had a cyber attack
and then in that cyber attack, photos of naked cancer

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patients were stolen by a cyber criminal gang. They demanded
payment from the health network. Health network said, naw dog,
we're not paying you. So these cyber criminal gangs released
the nude photos of cancer patients and they said that
they were totally humiliated, totally embarrassed. A chief executive of

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the cybersecurity firm said, if you're protecting health data as
a crown jewel, images are going to need another level
of compartmentalized protection. And these poor people did not get
that level of protection at all. So the hackers ended
up releasing these nude photos. The patients are humiliated. The
health network is out sixty five million dollars in this lawsuit.

(51:36):
Lawyers got rich out of all of it. There's no
win here.

Speaker 3 (51:40):
I think I found a silver lining. We'll see how
you do that.

Speaker 5 (51:42):
Yeah, well, okay, I understand. I want to first validate
your story and your feelings. This is very difficult, difficult
time for all of us, and I get it, but
have you considered that. I understand nobody wants their naked body,
you know, without their consent and put on the internet,
and especially when they're struggling so much. But think about

(52:05):
the awareness this brings to how much we need to
secure cyber security. These people are there there saints, These
people have already been through so much and they're on
the front line saying, look, if this can happen to us,
this can happen to anyone. Let us be the example
of why all of this needs to be fixed. Remember

(52:26):
the fappening. Remember all these people, Oh you guys are happening.

Speaker 2 (52:31):
Come on, I've seen those pictures.

Speaker 3 (52:33):
That sounds it sounds familiar. The fappening was they.

Speaker 5 (52:35):
Broke into all those celebrities naked posts and nobody cared,
and everyone thought it was funny because they're celebrities and
they deserve it. Whatever. There is nothing about a cancer
patient struggling to deal with this, to deal with surviving
that anyone could ever say, Oh, well, they deserve it.
Who cares? No, no, no, no, The buck stops here. This

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has to be fixed immediately. And it's because of these
people being so brave. Okay, and they got sixty five
million dollars.

Speaker 2 (53:05):
I have another silver lining.

Speaker 3 (53:06):
Okay, Yeah, at least for the moment, they weren't thinking
about how they had cancer. Yeah, because you know, they're
focused on something else. Yeah, they were focused on something else.

Speaker 7 (53:17):
I think sixty million reasons not to be thinking about
cancer in that moment.

Speaker 5 (53:22):
Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 2 (53:23):
All right.

Speaker 3 (53:25):
What do you think best?

Speaker 2 (53:26):
Well, I think that's it's sort of a plug and
play silver lining. What do you mean because literally any crime,
you could say, well, that brings awareness to how this
crime could occur.

Speaker 3 (53:35):
Yeah, bank robbery. So did I do a better job
than Gina?

Speaker 2 (53:38):
Yes, Okay, I just got victimized because Gina made me
remember the happening and made me remember that Leslie Jones
had nudes and sex videos.

Speaker 3 (53:47):
Yeah, yeah, that's right.

Speaker 4 (53:49):
That hurt me, Sammy, what about your silver lining?

Speaker 8 (53:54):
Yeah, my silver lining.

Speaker 9 (53:55):
I don't know if it's like inappropriate or not actually,
but to say, because yes it all of this sucks obviously,
and uh and to do to cancer patients is really horrible.
And my thought was because it's the cancer patient's naked
bodies out there on the internet. But when you're going
through cancer, your body doesn't really look like your body.

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So when you beat cancer, you're never gonna look like
that person again.

Speaker 8 (54:20):
It's not really what you look like.

Speaker 9 (54:23):
Yeah, so when you're healthy again whatever, like, that's not
even you.

Speaker 8 (54:27):
You're not going to look back on that really and go,
oh this is me.

Speaker 5 (54:30):
You won't.

Speaker 8 (54:31):
You'll beat it and you'll be healthy again and different.

Speaker 5 (54:33):
You're going to take the real Greg approach would be like,
I've never been skinnier.

Speaker 2 (54:38):
Exactly, That's what I was thinking.

Speaker 5 (54:40):
Yeah, but I think I mean, if we're going to
let this happen to cancer patients.

Speaker 2 (54:44):
Yeah, this is done well.

Speaker 5 (54:45):
Well, the security is going to go crazy.

Speaker 3 (54:47):
Now, okay, four eight four, very clearly tuning into the
middle of what's going Gina is an idiot.

Speaker 5 (54:52):
Oh, thank you Jesus.

Speaker 3 (54:53):
Shut up saying think about the awareness you bring is foolish,
insensitive statement.

Speaker 5 (54:57):
Oh is that insensitive?

Speaker 3 (55:00):
The whole thing is trying to reach and find a
silver lining in an otherwise very terrible story. That's the bit. Yeah,
that's the bit, but they probably tune in halfway through.

Speaker 2 (55:10):
That's the BID's attacking cancer, right, The statement is disgusting.
You guys are all right.

Speaker 3 (55:22):
Let's let's try one more here.

Speaker 4 (55:23):
Okay. So this is out of Long Beach, California. It
was just after midnight. Fire department gets an emergency call,
so they do what they usually do. They have to
jump in the fire truck, put on the sirens, and
head out of the station. But as they're pulling out
of the station, a man just so happened to be
walking by and boom, fire truck hit him. Firefighters jump

(55:46):
out because we need to administer first aid, but no
first aid to give because the man was pronounced dead
on the scene.

Speaker 5 (55:55):
Very sad, very very sad.

Speaker 4 (55:57):
But this raises awareness for fire truck.

Speaker 5 (56:00):
No not understood in that. Do we know this guy's story?

Speaker 2 (56:04):
They believe he was homeless.

Speaker 5 (56:06):
Well there's Greg's silver lining ring.

Speaker 4 (56:10):
Okay, this is Greg, this is on you.

Speaker 2 (56:13):
Yeah, no, don't drag me to this.

Speaker 5 (56:18):
You told us what we know. I'll tell you what
we don't know. This person could have been a murderer.
This person could have been a you know what to know?
How many serial killers we don't know about in the
United States right now?

Speaker 3 (56:35):
Always wondering.

Speaker 5 (56:36):
I literally think there's like over one hundred active serial
killers in the United States as we speak. And if
Karma took care of one, I think that that is
a blessing for all the people whose lives get to
be saved. We don't know. We don't know this guy.
You guys are you know? You could feel sorry for
this person, and there's a part of me that does.
But we don't know. This could have saved a lot

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of people, so.

Speaker 2 (56:59):
Holmeless people, our serial.

Speaker 5 (57:03):
Who he was, we don't know.

Speaker 4 (57:05):
We don't know.

Speaker 5 (57:07):
This is part of this segment for me to do
my job and then for Menace and Sea Bass to
try and undo my job.

Speaker 2 (57:12):
No, No, I think you're doing a great job. I
didn't know if that was questions appropriate and exploring.

Speaker 5 (57:19):
I know, I just didn't know if we're shooting in
my bit or in the next minute.

Speaker 2 (57:25):
Shoot holes in the story.

Speaker 5 (57:27):
Yeah, no, that's okay.

Speaker 2 (57:28):
I just want to make sure holds back. It's a
whole shoot off.

Speaker 5 (57:31):
I'm saying, we could have saved a lot of people,
and you know what could be a blessing in disguise.

Speaker 3 (57:36):
Yeah, I think the fire truck probably did more for
the homeless situation than any of the politicians.

Speaker 2 (57:45):
Maybe he's not homeless anymore.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
That's went home. He's not holmless about you now, he's
in Jesus.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (57:52):
See, we are very clearly just trying to find the
silver lining in these stories.

Speaker 14 (57:56):
You don't know how I could see where people might
tune in halfway through and go, oh wow, that's not
the big And I think what Menace is doing over
there is playing three D chess, because Menace is always
very concerned about how he's going to come out looking,
and so he just wants to make sure it's clear
that these are comments.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
Yes, always three steps, this is this is, this is
three D chess cape for the new person.

Speaker 3 (58:24):
Three D. Don't worry, I get it all. It's all good.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
Cape on the new person.

Speaker 3 (58:32):
I understands deflection. I guess deflection, hashtag facts and I'm
the best umpire in this room. Balls and balls strikes
and all right, Well, nice work. I mean, you're not
as great as I thought you were going.

Speaker 5 (58:45):
To be at it because those are some top stories.

Speaker 3 (58:47):
Yeah likes, I think won that last round. Is no
longer homeless, right, yeah he was called home.

Speaker 5 (58:53):
Yeah, I know we could make him that simple.

Speaker 2 (58:58):
No longer hoos.

Speaker 3 (59:02):
Now we have some stories from Greg. We're gonna do
after the break good news with Greg Gory, and we're
gonna see if we can shoot some holes in it.
It's the opposite. And we'll see how many people tune
in halfway through that you made it and just in
time the shows back, Welcome back everybody. We'll see how

(59:24):
Greg does with his good news story. Is he going
to be able to keep us from shooting holes in it?
Getting some good feedback on the silver lining stories?

Speaker 2 (59:35):
Yeah, really work cut out for you.

Speaker 3 (59:40):
Well, I've got some people out there they're worried about
being shamed and bullied, starting with cyber Truck owners. They're
sick of being mocked. There's a whole article about this
that I saw this morning. Some of them are even
receiving hate messages, threats, they're being flipped off on the roads.
One guy said he constantly gets comments from people when

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he drives by in a cyber truck, a lot of
them saying things like your truck is ugly. Another one
says he gets everything from two thumbs down to someone
saying go kill yourself.

Speaker 2 (01:00:11):
Imagine carrying that much.

Speaker 3 (01:00:12):
Another dude talks about how he's had glass bottles thrown
at his cyber truck.

Speaker 2 (01:00:17):
Oh it's gonna hurt it. Oh wait, it's bulletproof.

Speaker 3 (01:00:19):
And a lot of owners say that most of the
negative people tend to avoid conflict when they're confronted.

Speaker 2 (01:00:26):
Every single thing you just said was jealousy, jealousy, jealousy.
I don't think it's jealousy. Oh it's totally jealousy.

Speaker 3 (01:00:32):
Just said no, But I don't think it's jealousy. I
think what it is the people who are getting the
cyber trucks. I think the perception is they're doing it
for attentions. These are attention hors, and people don't like
the attention horr aspect of it because there's no other
reason to do it, because the thing is friggin hideous.

Speaker 7 (01:00:48):
The best thing that you can do to attention horses
not giving them any attention. You still, guy in a
cool car, what do you do? I purposely don't look
at it, because that's what that's what you're supposed to do.
But you, guys, is right.

Speaker 2 (01:01:02):
It's underlying jealousy and there are great reasons to get it.
Insane range, power, speed again, bulletproof. You know it's you
don't have to worry about painting it. You can wrap
it all kinds of cool themes and it's fun. Sure,
or you're just an attention but they are getting attention.

Speaker 3 (01:01:18):
Coffee drinkers say that the fear of being drink shamed
has led them to order something that they don't even
necessarily want to get when they're at the coffee shop
because they just don't want to hear about it from
other people with their big, loud, long customized coffee order.

Speaker 2 (01:01:33):
Don't be annoying.

Speaker 3 (01:01:34):
They say they're afraid or they're customized drink out loud
when ordering because they don't want to be drink shamed.
Way yeah, yeah, I say the same thing to the
cyber Trugy. You wanted the attention, now you got it,
got it. I'm ready for my attention.

Speaker 1 (01:01:49):
I know you.

Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
I bet you are. Have you decided what kind of
color you're going with on the wrap?

Speaker 2 (01:01:53):
I'm leaning te Oh no, it's so badass.

Speaker 3 (01:01:59):
That's super cool to the Woodie Show. Okay, let's see.
We're gonna shoot some holes in Greg's story.

Speaker 2 (01:02:07):
Now we didn't try it.

Speaker 3 (01:02:08):
We did the Silver Linings with Gina grad Leap. Yeah,
and now let's see how we do. Greg's got a
good news story. Greg's always said all night you No,
it's always cool at this is a babe, Yeah, a babe.

Speaker 2 (01:02:21):
And let's see if we can shoot some holes in it.

Speaker 1 (01:02:23):
All right?

Speaker 4 (01:02:23):
Well this is out of Cedars, Pennsylvania. A woman named
Maureen has a son named Nick, and he's very autistic,
and she was worried about his future, as are a
lot of parents of kids with disabilities at Nick's school.
So to help out, Maureen made her dream come true
by opening up a restaurant to employ people with disabilities.
It is called So Much to Give Inclusive Cafe. They
employ sixty three people, eighty percent of their employees have disabilities,

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and it's not just a restaurant, it's a safe space
for people with disabilities to hang out and dine. And
Maureen says that her son Nick has learned to be
social in restaurants now. As little as a year or
so ago, he would hop around like a bonnie or
clap and yell when he was out in public, but
had so much to give. Nobody cares if he even does,
because it's a safe space for them. And then, to
top it off, across the street from the restaurant, she

(01:03:10):
also opened up Inspiration Studio, where they teach music, crafts
and life skills to people with disabilities.

Speaker 5 (01:03:17):
I got one, I.

Speaker 2 (01:03:18):
Got it already.

Speaker 7 (01:03:20):
This one is just oh, let's piggyback off this other
place so I can promote my place.

Speaker 2 (01:03:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:03:27):
Also sounds like somebody who's just using their own child
for their own game. Also, but they're spinning it to
say like, oh, look how it's benefiting him. Oh him,
it's about him.

Speaker 2 (01:03:38):
By the way, check out my spot. Right. No, she
opened both.

Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
Yeah, that's what I mean. She opened she opened both,
but she's using she got that. She got the attention
from the one.

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
Yeah, and she got for it. Correct, you'll take it
over the whole block.

Speaker 5 (01:03:52):
This is a restaurant, right, yes, you are not allowed
to complain when they screw up your order, and that
would make me serious. Oh this is a little overdod,
I know it's fine. Yeah, like, oh, this is literally
nothing on this plate is something I have. But you
know it's fine.

Speaker 2 (01:04:10):
This is nothing I ordered.

Speaker 5 (01:04:11):
Yeah, but you know what, what are you going to do?

Speaker 2 (01:04:13):
You check, you'll review on it. So what are you
saying we didn't do this properly?

Speaker 9 (01:04:19):
No?

Speaker 5 (01:04:19):
No, it's great, it's great, happy to be here.

Speaker 3 (01:04:21):
Yeah, I mean I think it's great that she managed
to find a way to get attention for herself. Jez okay,
but I mean there's also the side benefit of like, yeah, okay,
well her son also benefit. Sure, right, but she could
have just kept it with the one place, and now
she's got the second place, and you know you don't
want to be And how much was the.

Speaker 2 (01:04:43):
Full name of this place?

Speaker 3 (01:04:43):
Again?

Speaker 2 (01:04:44):
So much to give?

Speaker 5 (01:04:46):
What else?

Speaker 2 (01:04:47):
Inclusive cafe? Oh? Inclusive cafe? Okay, a little little wordy there, Yeah, Oh.

Speaker 4 (01:04:51):
The name of the restaurant. Yeah, the name might not
be the best, so much to give? Inclusive?

Speaker 2 (01:04:57):
Cafe.

Speaker 5 (01:04:57):
I would just be really worried about my order, so selfish.

Speaker 3 (01:05:03):
Please write it down?

Speaker 2 (01:05:04):
Yeah, please?

Speaker 7 (01:05:05):
Okay, so it does it does have a four point nine.

Speaker 3 (01:05:08):
Of course it does. She's not gonna be able to
complain about the meal.

Speaker 7 (01:05:12):
Oh but I'm trying to see. Okay, there's one review
that has four stars.

Speaker 3 (01:05:16):
Instead of a five six narcissistic.

Speaker 2 (01:05:19):
Really okay, I'm trying to see what the complaint distigrade?

Speaker 4 (01:05:23):
Yes, a grade, of course, man, that's your job. Give
me one more story here, Greg. This is from Birmingham, Alabama.
Adorable little eight year old girl, Sophie. She was diagnosed
with severe aplastic anemia a couple of years ago. Doctor
said she only had one option for a cure, and
that was a bone marrow transplant. Her family searched and
searched for a match, and then, luckily, a woman named
Macy had registered to be a donor three years ago.

(01:05:45):
She got word that she was a match for Sophie.
Nervous but went through with the donation. Now that was
early last year, and then just a couple of weeks ago,
after recovering from all of it, Sophie met Macy for
the very first time. Broke down in tears while Sophie's
mom expl that she can finally enjoy childhood. She even
signed up for her first dance class, something she couldn't
do before because she would get so much bruising. Even

(01:06:08):
the hospital staff cried tears of happiness. This is the
first time they had witnessed an in person reunion between
patient and donor, and now Sophie has a healthy and
normal life.

Speaker 2 (01:06:20):
So sweet, bit, I'm.

Speaker 3 (01:06:23):
Actually having a bulletproof a really hard time with bullet Okay.

Speaker 5 (01:06:27):
Macy's the donor, right right. She is going to feel
really good for a while because the attention still on
her and oh my god, she's a saint for doing this.
But when that attention goes away, she's down in orgon
and she might end up needing that. And guess who
doesn't care anymore?

Speaker 3 (01:06:44):
Everybody I did, I didn't. I did think about that,
like you hear about people who make a donation and whatever.
I think like I might do that, but then what
if I needed I'll see, that's the thing I would donate,
and then I would end up needing.

Speaker 2 (01:06:57):
Exactly, I mean something like that.

Speaker 5 (01:06:59):
Nobody cares. I thought about it long.

Speaker 2 (01:07:02):
This is a bone marrow transport.

Speaker 5 (01:07:04):
Yeah, oh yeah, can you make your own bone marrow?

Speaker 2 (01:07:06):
Yeah, that's a question for see that. Well, I think
I think the reason she probably needs it for a
good reason, that your body's not producing it properly.

Speaker 3 (01:07:14):
Greg, I think you might have succeeded. That's it's kind
of cheating though, but okay, not at all.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
It's a great story.

Speaker 3 (01:07:20):
Yeah, I think it's kind of cheating. I think Greg
picked that story just because he's you know, well, well
let me get some kid with cancer, okay stories for Greg.

Speaker 4 (01:07:29):
Yeah, to find the one that you can't and I
did success.

Speaker 3 (01:07:36):
Shame on you, Greg for exploding this kid for your own,
just much like that one that you're saying, is I
nailed it?

Speaker 2 (01:07:45):
Yeah exactly. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:07:49):
All right, well it's the show. We'll be right back
so you.

Speaker 2 (01:07:54):
Again.

Speaker 3 (01:07:55):
Just thank you to everybody who came out yesterday with
Bort and Menace at California Fish and Wittier.

Speaker 4 (01:08:01):
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (01:08:01):
That was everybody in Whittier's what's.

Speaker 7 (01:08:03):
Not Oh it's beautiful And we were in a brand
new shopping center that used to be a juvenile detection center.

Speaker 2 (01:08:09):
Oh wow.

Speaker 7 (01:08:09):
They so they bulldoze that thing and put like some
really cool shops in there, and I went to State
of Brothers like a brand new one and it was dope.
And then also they have a raising Canes in there,
and then everyone that showed up to California Fish Girl.
It was awesome And it's such a good time to
see everybody and how a lot of people listening to
the show and meeting new listeners and being able to

(01:08:32):
give away a bunch of stuff and making people happy.

Speaker 2 (01:08:34):
It is always a good time. That's great.

Speaker 3 (01:08:36):
Yeah, there were a ton of people out there. I
saw the video on social media. But we have these
little gatherings meetups every once in a while or some
of our different sponsors, and thank you for always being
cool and stop and buy our sponsors and mentioned the
Wooded show that supports us. When you do that kind
of stuff, when you go to even just to go
to California Fish Grill or yeah you get a Toyota
even test drive a Toyota really helps us out. So

(01:08:57):
thank you for doing that. Uh, we'll let you know
about the next event, which soon very soon. Also we
have that Marongo event coming up on November first, with everybody.
You might want to go ahead and put that on
calendar hides the Woody Show. All right, while we're into

(01:09:21):
another new hour insensitivity training for a politically correct world.
It is Wednesday morning. It's September twenty fifth, twenty twenty four.
I'm Woody. That is Sea Bass. We got Greg Gory,
Menace is here. Hi, there's Gina Grad, there's Sammy phones
are open eight seven seven forty four. Woody. That's eight
seven seven forty four. Woody, you can hit us up

(01:09:44):
of the text over to two to nine eight seven
and looking at the calendar, Ladies and gentlemen, we're taking
advantage of our win from Woody Show Family Feud where
Sea Bass has agreed to act normal. Yes, and we
are going to use that opportunity to celebrate Seed Bass's birthday.

(01:10:18):
And how old of a man are you this year?
Sea Bass? Guys, it's tough.

Speaker 2 (01:10:22):
Last year twenty nine Yeah wow, JK, that was just
a joke I was making forty I'll be forty four,
actually a young buck. I just want to seek good
morning as well. Good morning and happy birthday. Good morning
to everyone, and thank you so much. You all are
so sweet to remember. I really do appreciate it. I

(01:10:43):
bought you a gift. There's there's a lot of a
lot of things gifts in studio. Gina, I brought you
the egg white fortatas and now men I know you
don't like those, so there's a lot of different options. Gina. Actually,
Menice brought me some cakes, I believe. Thank you again
for the case. Menace. I know old sea bass in
the past is crapped on your cakes for being from

(01:11:04):
just like grocery store and kind of try and plant.
But I yeah, today's normal sea basses. Thank you, Okay.
I brought a little special thing because I be a
good person like myself, listens to his friends and remembers
what they like and don't like. Oh and time and
time again, what do you especially? And I know Menace
and Greg have brought up nothing bunt cakes.

Speaker 12 (01:11:24):
And they do.

Speaker 2 (01:11:25):
They do giant little you know, bit giant cake decorations
for the birthday. They also do a little mini kikes
if you want to open that up by you. They
have little birth bunt cakes.

Speaker 3 (01:11:33):
Oh yeah, so these are.

Speaker 5 (01:11:36):
Individual mini bunts. Yeah, a little cupcakes so you can
just pop them right in your mind. Yeah, and they
have little little birthday hats on them.

Speaker 2 (01:11:46):
It's so cute, you guys.

Speaker 3 (01:11:48):
We have a balloon tower, balloon tower.

Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
I got a little minie happy birthday balloon because I
normal Sea Bass love celebrating birthdays and don't crap on that.
And Menace got me again.

Speaker 4 (01:11:59):
There's much you guys, a lot of happiness in that.

Speaker 3 (01:12:03):
We were kind of wondering, uh, Sammy and Menace, Well,
MENACE's gift is right there. Sammy and Greg, did you
want to like give Sea Bass your gifts individually?

Speaker 8 (01:12:12):
Or oh yeah, well I got Sea Bass the same
thing he got me for my birthday.

Speaker 2 (01:12:15):
Oh that's kind of really just gonna be no surprise then, right?
Is that a regift? It's the same thing, you just
passed it back and forth. Yeah yeah, oh now, normal
Sea Bass would also admit to regifting what he gave me. Yeah, yeah,
Greg and Sammy, Normal Sea Bass would like to say
he apologizes for not remembering your birthday. And that's quite
all right. Just your presence is enough.

Speaker 3 (01:12:35):
Presence there you go. Okay, somebody ask you what do
you think about this? We were asking the question like,
how old is too old to celebrate your birthday?

Speaker 2 (01:12:44):
Oh right, yes?

Speaker 3 (01:12:45):
And somebody said I spent my fortieth at chuck e cheese.

Speaker 2 (01:12:48):
Nice, that's so much fun, you guys. Adults can be
kids as long as you don't get in the way
with the children having their fun. That's perfectly acceptable. In fact,
any birthday is perfectly acceptable to do whatever you want,
and even menace a birthday month is totally fine as well.
Birthday party, Oh yeah, quite all right, that's kind of
what I'm doing today. That is part of the gift
you guys wanted. I'm not only acknowledging my birthday and

(01:13:10):
acting normal, but I'm also throwing my own birthday party,
which is not pathetic.

Speaker 5 (01:13:14):
It's just fun.

Speaker 2 (01:13:15):
But yeah, sorry, thank you. Yeah, let's let's open up
some gifts here for a lot of time. May I
say a memes a great bag. It's like, okay, a
metallic green and black pineapple. Now, may I say that
Vaughn actually picked out that bag? Oh, well done, Vaught.
And he's got a little tissue paper here. It's pink.

Speaker 12 (01:13:33):
Very nice.

Speaker 2 (01:13:34):
How do you like sharing office space with Vaughan every morning?

Speaker 6 (01:13:37):
You know?

Speaker 4 (01:13:37):
Why is it pleasant?

Speaker 2 (01:13:38):
The old Sea Bass would say that Vaughn chooses his
mouth open and is allowed distracting unpleasant person to be around.

Speaker 5 (01:13:44):
Like John Not.

Speaker 2 (01:13:46):
No, he's a nice guy, but just has habits that
are you know, like right, that are maybe he should
think about more, but normal, Sea Bass says, Vaughn's a
lovely guy and a great addition to our team. Oh good,
Now to Medica's get a bag full of all sorts
of treats. Yes, look Wendy's chili in a can. I

(01:14:07):
like Wendy's chili. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:14:08):
And also Sea Bass is notorious for just eating things
cold out of cans in the studio.

Speaker 2 (01:14:14):
It's gonna pop top. That makes that super easy convenient chili.
And Sea four Performance Skittles energy drink. Yeah, I know,
I do some Pringles reduced fat, Oh lovely reduced fat Pringle. Yeah,
he himself, he caught himself. I didn't even know they

(01:14:37):
made that. And we got a bag of beef. Oh
Dorito's flavor.

Speaker 3 (01:14:41):
Beef jerky Jack sling it. Now, that's something that I
think you would actually enjoy.

Speaker 2 (01:14:48):
And oh, Guy fieris donkey sauce. I told you they
opened up a Guy Fiery's chicken and joint right across
from my place. About it, right, gift, oh lovely menace.
I don't know a gift card, but it's to Claire's.
I've never been into Claire series.

Speaker 1 (01:15:09):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:15:09):
I don't go to malls, and I'm not a twelve
year old girl. But that's because I'm sure I could
find something either for myself or maybe a niece of mine.
Is this, Yeah, I can take her there for like
an Unclenice, one of your children or one of Oh,
that's right, I can get any one of them, any
one of them. Do they have it Claire's menace?

Speaker 6 (01:15:28):
Is it?

Speaker 2 (01:15:28):
Airings, necklaces, costume, jewelry? Yeah? Okay, fun your ears pierce?

Speaker 5 (01:15:33):
You can't. I've done it twice. It Claire's. But I
just needed a reholding.

Speaker 2 (01:15:38):
That's a freeholing. And I've got some dry crunchy chimney
and peanuts from Japan. That's your favorite country, just like
a Japanese Mexican crossover with peanuts.

Speaker 5 (01:15:52):
Usion.

Speaker 2 (01:15:52):
What a lovely gift bag. Manas I want to say
thank you again. That's really no problem.

Speaker 3 (01:15:56):
Because you have to act normal today. Will you refrain
from reducing the shower question on the text over to
two to ninety? Will I not use my shower pooping
method today?

Speaker 2 (01:16:06):
Correct? I will not, because that's what normal people, do
you know I will. I already went today in the
bathroom here at work.

Speaker 3 (01:16:12):
Okay, good, and that's.

Speaker 2 (01:16:14):
Where my poops shall stay. So there's a gentleman's all right.

Speaker 3 (01:16:17):
Well there there's the gifts. We have food, we have cakes.
But what we have not done yet is we not
have told Sea Bass yet how much we love and
appreciate him. Because why wait until someone dies to tell
him how much you really loved or appreciated them?

Speaker 2 (01:16:32):
You're you underground?

Speaker 3 (01:16:33):
Yeah yeah, why wait until he's dead? Are eulogies for
Sea Bass, which has become a tradition on the birthdays
here on the Woody Show. That will be next hang
up back in a few back in the Woody Show. Well,
here are a couple text messages coming in. Oh this

(01:16:57):
is eight o eight. Happy birthday, Sea Bass. I will
round up several loose shopping carts around my local Sam's
Club parking lot, and I will eat an RB sandwich
in your honor. Noise so sweet and nice. I really
appreciate that. Here's one from Sea Bass himself. It says,
happy birthday, Sea Bass. I love how unique and funny
you are.

Speaker 2 (01:17:17):
Now that's that's just a joke. Guys, I didn't actually
text that in, but thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:17:22):
See this one says, hey, well you show just wanted
to watch Sea Bass and myself a happy birthdayetheart.

Speaker 2 (01:17:29):
Yeah, what are you called those birthday twins?

Speaker 3 (01:17:33):
Oh? Yeah, you get yourself one of the But.

Speaker 2 (01:17:38):
I got the Greg I gotten bunk cakes. Yeah, I
got the red velvet ones. You don't have to eat.

Speaker 3 (01:17:46):
He took that off your listener choices for you, for you,
it is awesome.

Speaker 5 (01:17:53):
There's carrot cake.

Speaker 2 (01:17:54):
There's a little there's a little key on the top
of the box, on the other side of the box
that tells you where they are.

Speaker 3 (01:17:59):
But you fabwits are the lemon and the care cake,
like the raspberry cheesecake. Oh that one's good.

Speaker 2 (01:18:05):
Yep, that one's good.

Speaker 3 (01:18:06):
All right. So we we hear all the time when
somebody dies, all of a sudden, this is outpouring of
love and affection and appreciation and everything else. And we
said to ourselves, why wait until they're dead.

Speaker 2 (01:18:18):
Let them hear it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:19):
Yeah, let them hear it while they're alive. And so
we just took the opportunity when it's someone's birthday here
on the show to eulogize them while they're still alive.

Speaker 2 (01:18:28):
And the old Sea Bass, not normal Sea Bass would
have taken credit for this segment, saying, hey, he thought
of it, but uh huh, regular Sea Bass says, it's
everyone's idea. Yeah, and he appreciates it.

Speaker 3 (01:18:37):
I'm not sure you're supposed to acknowledge old sea bests,
old seas. Yeah, thank you for the correction, Yeah, because
like you know, uh, normal sea Bass wouldn't acknowledge, uh,
this being nice Sea Bass.

Speaker 2 (01:18:51):
Oh, well, it's it's it's a tough thing with them
because normal is today technical.

Speaker 5 (01:18:56):
He's acting normal, right, like a human being.

Speaker 3 (01:18:58):
All right, Well, a seams that we get on a
daily basis every day Sea Bass. Yeah, I wouldn't say,
well if I wasn't a psycho, this is what I would.

Speaker 2 (01:19:05):
You know, that's a fair point, would he and I
stand correcting a right?

Speaker 13 (01:19:08):
Thank you?

Speaker 2 (01:19:08):
Sea Bass? Oh welcome, weird.

Speaker 5 (01:19:10):
We've never heard his day last forever.

Speaker 3 (01:19:13):
Sammy said during the commercial break. She goes, this one
kind of creeps me out more than normal normal Sea.

Speaker 8 (01:19:19):
Bass is creeping me out more than him just being
regular Sea Bass.

Speaker 2 (01:19:22):
I like, well, I apologize, Sammy, and I'll do I'll
do better.

Speaker 8 (01:19:26):
Why are you so robotic when you talk.

Speaker 3 (01:19:28):
Because Greg also had an observation, he sounds like, you know,
like one of black comic imitates a white guy. A
non white comic, i should say, is imitating a white
Hawaiian guys.

Speaker 4 (01:19:38):
Hello, good morning everybody. Yeah, well, these cupcakes are delightful.

Speaker 3 (01:19:42):
These are really good guys.

Speaker 2 (01:19:43):
You know, I think the problem is that I'm not
used to it. And as I do this more and more,
you'll hope that'll hopefully go away. So I do apologize
in the meantime. Oh wow, yeah, so much, says I
just did a twenty three meters. I found out Sea
Bass is my dad.

Speaker 3 (01:19:55):
Have your birthday?

Speaker 2 (01:19:57):
I don't know the one to the pile?

Speaker 3 (01:19:58):
Hello, yeah, right, hi kids. I well, who wants to
go first eulogizing Sea Bass?

Speaker 4 (01:20:03):
I guess I'll get mine out of the way, all right,
all right? Well, you know they say people grieve in
different ways, and you know that I'm a fan of crying.
I love to put on a sad song, pour a
glass of wine, and cry. But when I found out
that Sea Bass had died, I had no tears, which
was weird. But again, my excuse is people grieve in
a different way. I do remember the day we all

(01:20:26):
met Sea Bass and we went to a restaurant had
a burger. He was quiet, but he wasn't the completely
and utterly socially our word weirdo that he turned into
at that point. I remember the days when we all
discovered for ourselves on our own that Sea Bass was
very intelligent, very book smart, and that morphed into him

(01:20:46):
telling us how smart he is on a daily, nay
hourly basis. He told us that himself. We figured it
out on our own. But then he told us and
would love to tell us that was one of his
many hobbies, telling people how smart he was.

Speaker 2 (01:20:58):
And I will miss that. It was amusing.

Speaker 4 (01:21:01):
Sea Bass was many things. He was a master gas lighter,
He was a fan of arguing. He was a bully
and a narcissist. But overall, if I had to think
of one word that encapsulates Sea Bass consistent. He never
backed down, even when he was wrong, which was often.
You know, he would do edits of audio and they'd

(01:21:22):
leave in swear words and make excuses for that, Oh
it's sports fault. He would get UI questions wrong, he
would make excuses for that. But he was consistent. He
dug his heels in on every argument and never changed.
That is something I admired, because you might say something
that somebody might deem offensive and you try to backpedal,
you try to apologize. But none of that from Sea Bass.

(01:21:45):
Very consistent. Now, he had a hard time saying nice
things about well most people, and if he did say
something nice, it was usually some sort of backhanded insult.
I can be more objective than that. He did offer
a lot. He traveled a lot for the show. Everywhere
he went, he gathered audio, he did interviews, he did games.

(01:22:08):
He was not lazy by any stretch of the imagination.
I did appreciate that a lot. His most crowning achievement, however,
cartnarcs now to think, just to think that a segment
that I invented, that I came up with, that was
my idea and mine alone, which he liked to revise
history a bit and say it was a team effort.

Speaker 6 (01:22:28):
It was me.

Speaker 4 (01:22:30):
That turned into a phenomenon and a Doctor Phil appearance
and millions of YouTube views. Not many people can say
that crowning achievement. So now that Sea Bass is worm food,
I can just know that the legacy of cart narks
that I created will live on, but Sea Bass will not,
and he will be.

Speaker 2 (01:22:50):
Missed beautiful, not blessed. That was very nice, nice work.

Speaker 3 (01:22:57):
We'll miss SeaBASS, Gina. I know you didn't know him
very long. Yeah, do you have anything that you wanted
to say?

Speaker 5 (01:23:04):
I still wanted to offer a few words and just
in his memory, though, like you said, I didn't know
Sea Bass as well as others did. The things I
did know about him is that he prided himself on
feeling like the most logical, smartest person in any given room,
and he clung to his haphazardly framed MENSA certificate like

(01:23:24):
a stranded swimmer to a booie. Sea Bass could be
really nice and helpful when the mood struck him, bringing
in both healthy and decadent treats really well for the group,
brightened everyone's morning. He was quick with an answer, ready
to google any piece of information at a moment's notice.
He was also quick to support someone else's opinion and

(01:23:46):
give a super boost to it when he agreed with them,
which was really nice. In the studio, his stance was
as broad and confident as his retorts, squaring his shoulders
and always standing with his feet somehow more than shoulder
with the part. He served a great public service by
showing people that the world is a much more orderly
and decent place when people put their carts back and

(01:24:08):
when juggalos are confined to small rural areas of Ohio.
Sea Bass was someone listener's love to hate and even
hated to love, and from what I witnessed that brought
him a substantial amount of joy. I hope that he's
up or down there plowing through all the eighths and above.
He can handle.

Speaker 3 (01:24:29):
All the eights above. That's right, not not below. Yeah, nice,
it was very very sweet, menace. Do you have a
few words?

Speaker 7 (01:24:40):
Yes, I do, Ladies and gentlemen, we have lost one
of the greats. Sebastian sea Bass, the cart narc. What
the last name?

Speaker 2 (01:24:52):
I never learned how to pronounce.

Speaker 3 (01:24:55):
Like pron like the word pronounce.

Speaker 2 (01:24:59):
He was a god amongst men and a true innovator.
All you had to do was ask him when he spoke.

Speaker 7 (01:25:09):
I listened with either joy, laughter or anger when he
gave us insight on his life with it about his
family and his upgreen upbringing, and the loss of his
friend at a young age.

Speaker 2 (01:25:22):
Sorry, it's very he gave me insight on why he
was the way he was.

Speaker 7 (01:25:34):
Some say we bonded over Aukham's razor without overpriced, unnecessary therapy.
Now you might have heard people saying that that he
died while telling people to put away his shopping cart.
But no, he died doing what he loved, having sex

(01:25:57):
with Aden and above's wils drive.

Speaker 2 (01:26:00):
Being a cyber truck. Sad.

Speaker 7 (01:26:05):
We thank him for his contributions to the Woody Show
and his parking lots across America. And with his passing,
Greg Gory is now off blood pressure medication.

Speaker 3 (01:26:19):
So where a sea bass wouldn't live forever, Greg now can't.

Speaker 7 (01:26:22):
Thank god, you definitely left your mark and you will
be missed at the Avian Awards this year.

Speaker 2 (01:26:30):
Whoop, whoop, my friend. We love very sorry, it was
hard to get through. Here's a question.

Speaker 3 (01:26:41):
Before we put him in the ground, we put him
ass up so everybody can see his batole. And that's
how that's that's how the jugglers would have preferred. And
oh with a glass casket. True, yes, Samy, I know
it's gonna be.

Speaker 2 (01:26:55):
Tough for you.

Speaker 6 (01:26:56):
It is.

Speaker 2 (01:26:57):
How are you doing? You must be destroyed?

Speaker 6 (01:27:01):
Is it?

Speaker 1 (01:27:01):
Weird.

Speaker 3 (01:27:01):
That'll beg empty space next to you in the studio.
It is.

Speaker 8 (01:27:06):
So Sea Bass.

Speaker 9 (01:27:07):
What I want to say about Seabs is I really
admire his courage to not only confront people who don't
put their cards back, never really knowing how they might react,
but also his courage here in the studio, not allowing
anyone to waste his time and just walk out of
the studio when he.

Speaker 8 (01:27:21):
Doesn't want to participate. That that really takes a lot
of courage to just walk out.

Speaker 2 (01:27:28):
Sorry he died.

Speaker 8 (01:27:36):
Also, I'm going to miss the segments that he brought
to the show.

Speaker 1 (01:27:38):
He has.

Speaker 9 (01:27:39):
He had this incredible ability to find characters in real
life and on the Internet and was actually willing to interact.

Speaker 8 (01:27:47):
With them just to get audio for the show for
the listeners. And I appreciated that so much.

Speaker 9 (01:27:53):
But mostly what I'm gonna miss, what I do miss
about Sea Bass is seeing him in the halls, in
him awkwardly not acknowledging me, because honestly, I didn't want
to say hi to him either.

Speaker 8 (01:28:07):
So I always really appreciated.

Speaker 2 (01:28:10):
That about him.

Speaker 5 (01:28:13):
That was beautiful.

Speaker 2 (01:28:13):
That was.

Speaker 3 (01:28:16):
Yeah, good valid points well, Saddy, and thank you because
it's a it's a. It's an awkward day because while
I did appreciate so much of what Sea Bass did
for the show, which was quite a bit, as you
heard in these other eulogies, I thought to myself as

(01:28:38):
I was asked to do this, what would Sea Bass do?
What would Sea Bass say? And so when asked if
I have anything to say about Sea Bass on this day,
I simply say no, thank you, boy Hattie. That's sure
got a tasty kick too fun. So I know, Sea Bass,

(01:29:00):
do you have any reactions to your eulogies? Anything you'd
like to say? I mean, after all, your birthday birthday.
Boy doesn't have to say anything if he doesn't want to.

Speaker 2 (01:29:08):
But that's very nice for you to ask, Okay. And yes,
they were all lovely and wonderful and I appreciate all
of them, all right. And I guess what I'll have
to do now is so I never forget them, I'll
have to transcribe them and I put them, you know,
in a little book and like a memory.

Speaker 5 (01:29:21):
Books, a really good idea.

Speaker 2 (01:29:23):
Thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:29:23):
Okay, Well, it's Sea Bess's birthday. We figured all the
times to ask him, like can we cash in our
Sea Bass? Acting normal? Chip that we won from what
he show family feud. This would be the time because
otherwise he would never want to acknowledge his birthday.

Speaker 2 (01:29:38):
And I get that.

Speaker 3 (01:29:39):
I'm not a big birthday acknowledger. That is normal, but
it is kind of fun to put. It's kind of
fun to put Sea Best in that position. Now, Base
are fun, guys. I asked Morgan if she had anything
that she wanted to say, uh about Sea Bass, and
she said no, not really. I'd like to hear that
what Bort had to say, though, So pressure by any
means yeah, so we're going to go to Bort now, Bort,

(01:29:59):
I figure, yeah, it was a very tumultuous relationship over
the years, quite so, and then you know, now this
would be our opportunity to say whatever it is that
you had to say.

Speaker 6 (01:30:11):
You know, guys, it's been a long, long history with
Sea Bass. Some would say it's only been eight years.
It feels like eighty at this point, considering how bald
Sea Bass is could be one hundred and sixty with
that bald spot growing. But thinking back on my history
with Sea Bass, I never thought, in all my years

(01:30:32):
in radio, I'd come to work on a show where
my already low opinion of executive producers could fall even lower,
where I could work with someone who could be an
even less of a help to everyone he worked with,
and even less of a decent human being to all
those that he came into contact with, Someone who could

(01:30:54):
hate on everything that's fun and somehow call it childish
while also being a complete child himself by harassing people
on a daily, no minute basis.

Speaker 2 (01:31:09):
I'm not sure Bor got the assignment right. I think
you got it, you know.

Speaker 3 (01:31:15):
I think.

Speaker 6 (01:31:18):
To be like Steve as we have to be honest,
we have to be truthful. So in all truth and honesty,
I'm glad he's gone. Good riddance, enjoyed rotting and whatever
purgatory you're in. And with my final words to him,
I'd like to say, f off and die, you bald
f but you're already dead, so f off, double.

Speaker 1 (01:31:47):
Off and.

Speaker 3 (01:31:59):
Put that on a pill Yeah all right, speaking of pillows,
did you see how much hair is on this coffin pillow?

Speaker 2 (01:32:06):
Oh that's ape loose hair. Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:32:10):
I forgot to bury him in it. UHR, best you
look again, please.

Speaker 2 (01:32:19):
Well, I appreciate Bort's you know, sentiments I have perhaps
some disagreements over the factual nature of what was said.
But but I respect his you know, him telling his truth.

Speaker 3 (01:32:32):
Oh okay, all right, beautiful, Now I know you, uh
you battle with bort On on a pretty regular basis.
Do you have anything uh nice that you could say
about about Bort.

Speaker 2 (01:32:44):
Speaking of which bort Uh, he's very kid. He has
a great look.

Speaker 6 (01:32:49):
You know.

Speaker 2 (01:32:52):
Hi. A lot of stores have closed over the years,
Hot Topic not one of them. And bort looks like
he's He went to hot Topic in high school and
never stopped. And I think that's very cool that he
is brave enough to consistently look like a try hard
fifteen year olds. Well, some of us can't look like
we're ninety with a bass bus, so some of us

(01:33:13):
want to be youthful. Look at me again, I cranky? Positive? Yeah, positive,
and connectin.

Speaker 3 (01:33:19):
Maybe I can answer for Sea best.

Speaker 6 (01:33:21):
Maybe I could say thank you board for allowing me
to barely have to come to work, thank you for
all the years that I was supposed to be doing
the duties of an executive producer on a syndicated radio.

Speaker 2 (01:33:31):
Show, that you did all of that for me, Or
thank you for freeing up all this time.

Speaker 6 (01:33:37):
So that I could produce all these segments like cart
and arcs and improperly edit audio. Because of you, I'm
able to live the life I want to live and
go bang my cousin.

Speaker 2 (01:33:53):
Thank you board. That's very good.

Speaker 3 (01:33:58):
Alright, wore water shows. Next, hang on the show.

Speaker 2 (01:34:01):
We'll be right back. I don't care why you listen.

Speaker 3 (01:34:04):
You listening because you love it.

Speaker 2 (01:34:05):
You listening to as long as you're listening, this is
the Holy Show.

Speaker 3 (01:34:09):
All right, Welcome back everybody. It's Wednesday morning. It's September
the twenty fifth. A lot of holidays today, you guys. Yeah,
we'll start with the National Case of Dia Day. Yeah, noise,
National Lobster Day. Oh yeah, yeah, how about a lobster case.

Speaker 2 (01:34:26):
Dude, Shout out to the Case of Shout them out, Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:34:29):
Shout out to Case of is big up, twenty one
gun salute to yeah, and Case of Makers. It's also
binge Day perfect Yeah. Oh yeah, the case of dea maker.
Our our friend Tony bought one of those one time.
That the dumbest thing. Yeah, it's called a pan yeah,
case maker.

Speaker 5 (01:34:46):
Just like steal off the sides or something has ridges
par one.

Speaker 2 (01:34:50):
Yeah, it makes a little creases in there for you.

Speaker 3 (01:34:52):
Yeah, it's high highly necessary, unecessary, Yeah, unnecessary. It's a
National Cooking Day, National Daughter's Day. Oh yeah, it's a
National Roadkill Day.

Speaker 2 (01:35:02):
Yum.

Speaker 3 (01:35:03):
We were talking about one Hit Wonders last week. It's
National One Hit wonder Day. It's also National Comic Book
Day for Menace in Sea Bass. It's National Psychotherapy Day.

Speaker 2 (01:35:13):
Oh, you know what, everybody should be in therapy all
the time.

Speaker 3 (01:35:16):
It's a World Pharmacist Day, Greg, what's your favor favorite
favorite pharmacists, the.

Speaker 2 (01:35:21):
Pill counters, the pill counters. Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:35:24):
Also, it's also National Women's Health and Fitness Day, so yeah,
have your case of the and then go work it off.
We got some birthdays coming up. Porn a birthday here.
In a second couple of pieces of entertainment stuff, eleven
weeks at the top of the Hot one hundred chart
for Shaboozy, just.

Speaker 2 (01:35:41):
Because it could. We all like that song.

Speaker 3 (01:35:42):
So I'm going to mention that Jerry Seinfeld and Jim
Gaffigan are going to go on tour again next year.
And speaking of tours, Weird Yankovic's gonna kick off the
Bigger and Weirder twenty twenty five tour Speak of our
friend Tony next June. Oh yeah, dude, he is a
weird al fanatic.

Speaker 2 (01:35:58):
He's got a new album out. I know it's I mean,
I like him. He's a nice guy. It just doesn't
speak to me like it does a Tony Damn.

Speaker 3 (01:36:05):
Freddy Prince Junior will officially return an upcoming Legacy sequel
to I Know You did last Summer.

Speaker 4 (01:36:13):
Well, they did this with Scream with Forty Cox and
all This Jetiff Fred thousand sequels later.

Speaker 3 (01:36:18):
Freddy played Ray Bronson in the first two films in
ninety seven and ninety eight. Jennifer love Hewitt also in
talks to return, but hasn't been confirmed just yet. No
plot details yet. Expected to hit theaters next summer July eighteenth.
Also the couch Greg from Central Perk. Yes, just sold

(01:36:39):
at that auction of all that Friends memorabilia. Oh right,
and he guess how much it went for him?

Speaker 4 (01:36:45):
One hundred and twenty thousand, Wow, one.

Speaker 3 (01:36:48):
Hundred and twenty Any other guesses, say one hundred and
fifty one hundred and fifty thousand, two hundred thousand, thirty
thousand dollars steal. Now, this is a replica.

Speaker 2 (01:37:01):
It's a studio reproduction. So it's an official reproduction, but
it is.

Speaker 5 (01:37:05):
Just couch as it's called there.

Speaker 7 (01:37:08):
That wasn't presented to us like that.

Speaker 3 (01:37:10):
Yeah, well buddy, yeah, well they didn't. That's the thing
they go, Who would I don't like, why would you
put that up for auction?

Speaker 2 (01:37:16):
Just keep it? Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:37:17):
What do they call them? A cars? Or star cars?

Speaker 2 (01:37:20):
Cars? Yeah? Like the car they actually used in a
filmed scene in a baby or a TV show to
hear a car?

Speaker 3 (01:37:26):
Yeah, like, how do we get the star couch?

Speaker 6 (01:37:28):
Yeah?

Speaker 9 (01:37:28):
Right?

Speaker 13 (01:37:29):
Car?

Speaker 3 (01:37:29):
Yeah, hbo, I'm sorry Max?

Speaker 2 (01:37:33):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:37:34):
Other wway, speaking of Friends, that found a new way
to milk the thirtieth anniversary of Friends with a new
game show called Fast Friends. I'll win that right now,
according to the Hollywood Reporter, I'll have fans doing puzzles
and games and answering trivia questions on sets from the show,
like Central Perk or from the character's apartments.

Speaker 4 (01:37:54):
I might start cry.

Speaker 3 (01:37:55):
The production will begin next month. No word on an
air date.

Speaker 5 (01:38:00):
Do you think you could like take on?

Speaker 2 (01:38:01):
Yeah, so we're actually going to get him to apply
to this or just going to talk about it and
forget about it.

Speaker 4 (01:38:06):
Well, I gotta this is the first I'm hearing of it.

Speaker 1 (01:38:10):
Give me.

Speaker 2 (01:38:12):
I say that because every time something like this comes up,
nothing happens.

Speaker 6 (01:38:16):
I have to do that.

Speaker 8 (01:38:17):
Have you ever played friends? Seen it?

Speaker 4 (01:38:20):
Have I played?

Speaker 8 (01:38:23):
Very well?

Speaker 4 (01:38:24):
Oh yeah, I'll take your ass.

Speaker 2 (01:38:26):
Oh damn girl.

Speaker 3 (01:38:28):
Hey, so do you believe this thing? Medic that you
probably know more about it. I read it about I
kind of just skipped past it because it just seemed ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (01:38:35):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (01:38:35):
So there's a claim that Diddy is raising money by
selling tapes of his freak offs on the dark web.
I mean, well, well that part I don't believe. But
he just unloaded one for five hundred million dollars.

Speaker 2 (01:38:49):
Oh, who's even saying?

Speaker 7 (01:38:51):
But I I don't believe that. But that was something
that Kat Williams was kind of bringing up during his
view with Shannon Sharp, like he believes that Diddy's going
to be snitching on everybody.

Speaker 5 (01:39:04):
Well, yeah, and I think a lot of these parties
were like star studded.

Speaker 3 (01:39:08):
Yeah, nobody wants to be caught in the hy Nicki Minaj,
Justin Bieber, Drake, Rihanna, Chris Brown.

Speaker 2 (01:39:14):
You know, they al supposedly had a bunch of tapes.
Mister Epstein and that didn't last long for him. Yeah,
Oh yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:39:18):
I did see something earlier in the week about how
like they had Ditty on Suicide Watch. I'm like, oh,
here comes the Epstein treatment.

Speaker 2 (01:39:25):
Oh yeah, for sure.

Speaker 3 (01:39:27):
Yeah, but was speaking of Ditty. His music had surged
on streaming services in the week following his arrest. In fact,
they increased by an average of eighteen point three percent
in on demand streams, and then his album sales also
went up by five hundred and seventeen percent.

Speaker 5 (01:39:45):
As stupid as that is, it it kind of makes
sense because like totally makes sense. When somebody dies, you're like, oh, yeah,
they're back in the zeit guys, what.

Speaker 2 (01:39:52):
Was their music?

Speaker 3 (01:39:52):
Yeah, I was talking to someone who programs a bunch
of like hip hop and whatever R and B stations.

Speaker 10 (01:39:58):
Huh.

Speaker 3 (01:39:58):
And I said, so what is this? Me because we
I mentioned this when we were talking about it one day,
said this means that you're not allowed to lik him
to the music that he was involved in. And uh,
she was telling me, no, absolutely not. H We're still
playing all the songs.

Speaker 5 (01:40:10):
Oh damn.

Speaker 3 (01:40:11):
Yeah, Like they haven't taken any of that music off
any of the playlists. Yeah, and people seem to be
okay with it.

Speaker 7 (01:40:17):
Well, I'm okay with it until the person is found guilty,
because you know, that's how America is supposed to work.

Speaker 2 (01:40:24):
I think we know he's getting you have some personal connection.

Speaker 3 (01:40:29):
Or what about like Chris Brown, like his music still
gets played. Yeah, I mean, but it was he's guilty.

Speaker 7 (01:40:35):
We it's been proven that he is. I'm not champion
for his music to be played, but yeah, it was
proven that he was guilty. So it's I guess.

Speaker 2 (01:40:46):
I don't know what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 (01:40:49):
What I was saying because you like position it that
I supported that his music was still getting playing, which
I don't. I said, once somebody has found guilty, then
then cut off their music. But until or not found guilty,
I don't.

Speaker 2 (01:41:01):
Care one way or the other. I see your point. Yeah,
an accusation doesn't equal Guiltyah, and I agree.

Speaker 3 (01:41:06):
I've made that point a thousand times for different people.
Even when the Bill Cosby stuff first came out, they're like, well,
you know, let's see how it plays out before we crucify,
because you've seen it play out on other people where
it turns out they really didn't do what they're being
accused of Trevor Bauer.

Speaker 2 (01:41:22):
Whatever he does get to play baseball in Japan now yeah, yeah, yeah,
but their livelihood is taken away.

Speaker 3 (01:41:28):
Reputation gone, yeah, wh what what about that punter.

Speaker 2 (01:41:33):
God guy? The god guy also falsely Yeah, but.

Speaker 3 (01:41:36):
He's he's back on a team now. Oh yeah, yeah,
I forget, I forget who better he was? Yeah?

Speaker 2 (01:41:40):
Cut in again.

Speaker 3 (01:41:41):
Reputation yeah, exactly. Well. Octomom Nadia Suliman is officially a
grandma you guys. Oh yeah, she she had a daughter.

Speaker 2 (01:41:50):
I'm sorry.

Speaker 3 (01:41:51):
Her son had a daughter on August thirtieth, and yeah,
her son's twenty one, oh and has a baby. How
many kids does she have total?

Speaker 5 (01:42:00):
It's like, I feel like fourteen.

Speaker 2 (01:42:02):
I like that she's got like a billion.

Speaker 5 (01:42:04):
She had a gaggle and then she had her eight.

Speaker 3 (01:42:07):
Yeah, she's forty nine, so she's a grandma at forty nine,
she's got fourteen kids, including the Octoplets, who are now
fifteen years old.

Speaker 7 (01:42:16):
I want a T shirt on the TMC tour because
oh cool, they had her face blurred out and I
was like, oh that's octomom.

Speaker 2 (01:42:23):
Yeah, and I got it right, and so I got
a T shirt.

Speaker 3 (01:42:25):
It was pretty cool, speaking of something I probably should
have never even taken a glance at. There was somebody
that got a hold of that Octomom masturbation video or
whatever it was. Yeah, because she put out like a
porn Yeah, she put out a porn tape she did
years ago.

Speaker 2 (01:42:40):
Yeah, four OnlyFans. Yeah, and so it made way more money.

Speaker 3 (01:42:44):
She wasn't doing she didn't do actual sex, but she
was diddling herself.

Speaker 2 (01:42:50):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:42:50):
And I just pure even though she had a C
section was it was like pure curiosity. And so my
buddy had it up on his computer. He's like, check
it out. You want to see the Octomom. She's just
gross in general nightmares. Yeah, she's I mean, she's so weird. Yeah,
yeah and just gross.

Speaker 2 (01:43:08):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:43:08):
Wasn't into it, no good, Yeah, wasn't into it. And finally,
this is something out of the world of wrestling. Vince McMahon.
He's pissed about the upcoming Netflix docu series about him.
It's supposed to be released on the twenty fifth. Oh
that it's already out. Okay, that's today, that's today. So
he participated in a six part series. He claims it

(01:43:29):
confuses his Mister McMahon character with his actual self, and
he says the show uses editing tricks and out of
context footage to create a misleading storyline. Oh will I
participate that? So wait, you meant it's all fake?

Speaker 2 (01:43:43):
Right?

Speaker 3 (01:43:44):
That's right exactly. He hopes Mers will keep an open mind,
saying there are two sides to every story. The series
also features interviews with the Hulk, Hogan, and the Rocks
and Sweet yeah's a there's a bunch of people who
are a part of that. Right, we got some birthdays
and the porno birthdays here for you on this Wednesday morning.

(01:44:06):
It is the Woody Show Show. Its Shimay, We're gonna
it's Shiversday. We're gonna sits like it's shiver Osday, and.

Speaker 1 (01:44:16):
You know we don't do.

Speaker 7 (01:44:19):
All right.

Speaker 3 (01:44:19):
Starting with the celebrities, Happy birthday to Luke Skywalker, Mark
hamill Noy who was seventy three years old. Wow, you
got Will Smith who is fifty six.

Speaker 2 (01:44:30):
Now this is weird.

Speaker 3 (01:44:30):
Catherine Zada Jones and her husband Michael Douglas share a
birthday really and then I feel like I feel like
it's groundhog Day because I see that, I go, oh,
that's cool, and then I forget about it. And the
next year when I see it again, I'm like.

Speaker 2 (01:44:43):
Oh, that's well.

Speaker 3 (01:44:44):
One fact he said, those are two people I'd never
really think about. Catherine Zada Jones is fifty five and
Michael Douglas is eighty. Oh wow, and he's looking really rough.

Speaker 4 (01:44:53):
Yeah, has been a couple of years.

Speaker 3 (01:44:55):
Eighty years old. No, no, but I'm saying that he
went from looking like Michael Douglas so like within a
couple of years, Like right, pretty much.

Speaker 2 (01:45:03):
Yeah, I forget the rest of the eighties and nineties.
He was considered a leading man.

Speaker 5 (01:45:07):
Oh, Mattine Idol, good luck.

Speaker 3 (01:45:09):
Well, that's how he got Catherine Zada Jones. She was
she was the hot thing twenty five years. Donald Glover
aka Childish Gambino's forty one. Heather Locklear is sixty three.

Speaker 5 (01:45:18):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:45:19):
Michael Madson from Reservoir.

Speaker 2 (01:45:21):
Dogs Bill, Yeah, he's so fine.

Speaker 3 (01:45:24):
He's sixty seven years old. He got Bella Ramsey, who's
Ellie on the Last of Us, who's twenty one today,
good for her. Wrapper t I is forty four, Scottie Pippen,
the best right hand man on the planet, is fifty
nine today, and Cheryl Tigus, the supermodel ask your grandpa
about her. It was a Cheryl Tigs poster on Andy

(01:45:45):
Dufrayne's wall. That's there all, wasn't it.

Speaker 4 (01:45:48):
No, it wasn't Chers.

Speaker 3 (01:45:49):
It was run ro kel welch.

Speaker 2 (01:45:52):
Thank you, thank you.

Speaker 3 (01:45:54):
Old timing by anyway, Cheryl Tingks is seventy seven years old.

Speaker 2 (01:45:57):
Wow.

Speaker 3 (01:45:59):
And today porno birthday is Adra Fox. Every hump day,
every day, i should say, is hump day for this birthday. Slut.
She has kept her legs at nine and three in
nine hundred and nineteen fine films, including top Notch Anal.
She was also in Lesbian Hospital Affairs Volume one. She

(01:46:20):
was in Rotating Her Tires Volume one. Also Security Cam
Catches a threesome.

Speaker 2 (01:46:25):
Ah.

Speaker 3 (01:46:26):
She was in Barely Legal Amish Girls, also Wet Lips
Volume one and Who Can Forget Her Unfreeto role and
Adria confronts her redhead roommate with her amazing body after
a bad breakup.

Speaker 5 (01:46:39):
Hey you, it happens.

Speaker 3 (01:46:41):
That's like the Pearl jam song Louisville. Elderly woman behind
the counter in a small town. Yeah, long time.

Speaker 2 (01:46:47):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:46:47):
Adria Fox is twenty nine years old today, and that
is your porno birthday. Your celebrity birthdays and that a
Wednesday Morning. Look, what is happening in the world of entertainment?
It is The Woody Show. Take a quick break and
we've got some more wood Show for you.

Speaker 2 (01:47:02):
Next hang on the Woody Show.

Speaker 3 (01:47:04):
We'll be back in a sec. All right, time to
wrap up and get the hell out of here. Everybody
so sweet, let's go do it for Wednesday Morning. Today
on the podcast, you go to the woodieshow dot com.
Gina showed her talents in finding the silver lining and
some stories right. And then also we then had a

(01:47:25):
good news story with Greg Gory that we all tried
to shoot holes in.

Speaker 4 (01:47:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:47:29):
Well, hey, look, Gina's got a talent. She wanted the
show off. It was a talent show. What does show
talent show? And then we have a really great nack
for just being able to blow holes in Greg's good
news stories. Yeah lovely, Yeah, that news headlines and a
whole bunch more on the Wednesday podcast. Just go to
the woodieshow dot com Tomorrow. Unfortunately, try to cut some
dead weight with a round of The Woodi Show Crossroads.

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Gory parting words of wisdom please.

Speaker 4 (01:48:20):
Yeah, fifty percent of gay men are born that way
and then the other half are just sucked into it
literally or figurably, like yeah, kind of both.

Speaker 3 (01:48:32):
Yeah, all right, goodness, all right, well, thank you very much,
Greg Gory, thank you so much for giving the Woodies
Show some of your valuable time this morning. You know
we'd love to appreciate you for that. The rest of
you guys can suck it. Catch back here on Thursday.
Have a great day. SMDUBM. I quit this bitch,