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Speaker 1 (00:01):
You dated her.
Speaker 2 (00:02):
No, not the stripper Billy Oh. That was one of
mister Oh's girlfriends. I didn't know deja No. I still
introduce you. You want me to get you to hookup? You
know we will pass that myself.
Speaker 1 (00:12):
I don't. I don't want to be anywhere where you've been.
We cleared that out, so you're welcome. You know how
much penicillin will that require? No? No, No, not interested
in that. No. I just gotta gotta worry more about
whether you're going to hit anything. Never mind.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Something makes me think, if you've been there, I probably won't.
But that goes without saying. I just got a message
from Facebook.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
Oh did they say, honey? No.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
They said that I posted something that was unsavory and
they're taking the post down.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
You don't post on Facebook. That's like old news. That's
where old people go.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
Now I'm not a regular Facebook user like I used
to be, particularly because of stuff like this.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
What set them off? They said that.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
On October twenty ninth, twenty eighteen, I posted something that
was too sexual.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Now I have a hard time leaving.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
That's true because back in twenty eighteen, we were very
aware of the fact that everything we posted had the
high potential to be reported.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
So what happened for the last seven years that they
ignored it exactly? And then it just came to their attention.
So I asked, what did I post? And they said,
we can't show you the post, but just now helpful.
It goes against our rules. And I was like, well,
what are the rules. We don't know either.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
Something that showed sexual intercourse where at least one person's
genitals were visible.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I don't think I doubt I did that. I don't
think so.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Something that showed stimulation of genitals, anus, uncovered female nipples
or breasts, I doubt that. By the way, why can
females not show their nipples but I can't?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
That's a damn good question.
Speaker 2 (01:40):
Something that showed implied sexual intercourse or stimulation.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
Oh, implied. That sounds like an opinion, Yeah, it does.
So I said, well, just show me the post.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
They said, we can't show you the post, but trust us,
it was really bad.
Speaker 1 (01:52):
You posted it, but you can't see it. We do.
They're sheltering it, you know, for your own good.
Speaker 2 (01:57):
To be clear, we still do post to Facebook, just
not multiple times a day like we used to.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
It's more like every day or two. Yeah, Facebook's not
that big a thing with the younger crowd especially, but
a lot of our listeners are on Facebook, and you know,
it's kind of where it started for us. On social media.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Yeah, we do post things there, sure, but we're also
on Instagram and x And most people just subscribe to
the podcast or the Walton Johnson smartphone app because that way,
just in case the local program director in your community
decides they no longer want to carry this radio show,
you could still listen to us after the New year's wing.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Wang. That sounds tricky, Yeah, yeah, but you can pull
it off. We got faith in you. Our listeners are
the smartest listeners in the whole radio world.
Speaker 2 (02:39):
Contract and negotiations are often done at the end of
the year to decide which stations will renew us and
if for some reason the management in your local area
have deemed our radio show to be unacceptable for the
airwaves in your community.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I mean, like Facebook does. Yeah, yeah, you.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Can make that decision for yourself by downloading the Walton
Johnson's smartphone app for your iPhone or your Android. We're
also on book Face, Instagram, I tweet throughout the day,
probably more than I talk to my own family members,
and I'm not proud of that, but that's an objective fact.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Well, yeah, actually I do a lot of things. I
talk to a lot of people more than I talk
to family members, right, you know, because you know how
they are. Don't believe me, I know, yeah, trust me.
Oh my god, family is great, canny. What are you
talking about?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
No, I didn't meant my family. I meant families in general.
Oh okay, all right, mister l are you ready?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Uh, you're ready? As a gift sports, well to you
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all the.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
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the problem with Dragos is it's not everywhere. They only
have two locations in New Orleans, one in Baton Rouge,
one in Jackson, one in Shreeport, another one in Lake Charles,
which means for most of the Walton Johnson listening region
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Speaker 1 (03:58):
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the day you plan to go, because you know they
do close occasionally.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
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Speaker 1 (04:15):
That's a nice deal right there. That's a cool gift someone.
I love that. Yeah. All I know about sports is
the Cowboys just manhandled them, them kids from the Las Vegas. Yeah. Well,
the Cowboys looked like a Super Bowl champion team. They
just every I don't know if there was a play
(04:36):
that I watch. I didn't watch the whole game, but
all the games plays I'll watch. I don't think Cowboys
had one offensive play that didn't gain them yards. I
mean every pass, every run, they're just marching it down
the field. Boom boom boom. Anyway, Cowboys won the game
thirty three to sixteen, I think, and that touchdown of
(04:58):
the sixteen to seven it kind of came late, you know,
when everybody's relax, knows we got this. Yeah, how about
that said, So that's Monday night Football Report. One of
the other things people can't stop talking about is that
big win for the Aggies, largest comeback in Aggie history,
but it's also the largest comeback in an SEC conference
(05:18):
game in the last twenty years, big time. So college
football playoff rankings around now, yeah, nobody really moved in
in the top. Now. Alabama did drop, some people say
they didn't drop enough after they got whip. But anyway,
it was a wild weekend and the playoffs are getting
(05:39):
closer and the teams you know, got to be in
the top twelve. And so Oklahoma snapped alabama seventeen game
home win streak. It was the longest active streak in
all of college football. Now they got everybody got a
start over. So now our streaking the more Ohio State
(05:59):
still number one, Indiana two, Aggie's still right there at
number three, and then we got the Bulldogs up at
number four. Georgia making they move because you know, they
just made short work at the Texas Longhorns over the
past weekend.
Speaker 2 (06:13):
We got a lot of listeners in Georgia. And just
know that even though we don't always talk about your team,
we're happy when you guys win because it pisses off
the people up north.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Yeah, Texas Tech number five, old miss, the Rebels sitting
in sixth place, Ducks from Oregon at as seven. Sooners
now number eight. They back in the playoff picture now
with that big victory over Obama. Alabama is behind them
now at number nine. And of course, you know, no
college football playoff ranking would be complete without Notre Dame
(06:45):
always always, so they are number ten and then he
got you know, a couple other game hits. But basically
that's that's the twelve James Madison Ducks at number twelve.
How long you think that's gonna last. It's a good question. Yeah, yeah,
I never heard of them before. All right, it's not
the Oregon Dooks. It's a James Madison.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Well, speaking of somebody that probably wishes he still played
in college football. Last weekend, Shoulder Sanders had a bad
NFL debut. I didn't watch the game. I was just
looking at the numbers here today. Zero touchdowns, one interception,
two sacks, one fumble.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Not a great day. But off the field things were
just as bad.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Shader Sanders entered a regular season NFL game for the
first time on Sunday, and while that was happening, somebody
broke into his house.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
What Yeah, they did the same thing to Joe Burrows
Patrick Mahomes, and they think it's all parted as one
gang of people from some like Brazil or something I
don't know, away from home. Could be Venezuelan's. I know
we're blowing him up, you know how they are?
Speaker 2 (07:45):
Yes, Sanders joins Patrick Mahomes, Travis Kelcey, and Jarborough on
the long and growing list of high profile NFL athletes
who had their home burglarized while they were away playing
football games.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
If kind of hard to hide the fact that you're
not going to be home if you're a football player
and you're playing out of town, or even if you're
in town, you're still not at home.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Yeah, but I mean, I mean everyone knows where we
are right now. But I have an alarm on my
house with cameras.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
Yeah, and you're not as rich as you know, like
Sdeur Sanders probably, and I lock.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
The door and there's a dog inside that would bark
and a lot a lot of that. I just don't
understand how these guys don't have that.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I will say this, I don't know what was stolen,
and I don't know where Shduel makes his full time home.
But a lot of the NFL players, especially young, was
that just getting in good don't know if they locked
they locked into their contract or whatever. A lot of
them might play like in Cleveland. Sure, and he got
a place there in Cleveland, but if it is like
his regular home or that just during the season, most
(08:46):
of his good stuff might be at a home somewhere else,
maybe live in Colorado. That was a question that was
asked in the article. Yeah. Yeah, so you know, did
they break into his real home where he keep all
of his personal private positions and all that kind of stuff.
Is it dist Because I got to tell you years
ago when I lived in Dallas, met a couple of
players for the Cowboys, and one of them was the
(09:07):
backup quarterback and he was also the holder for field
goals and stuff. You know, they have to do that.
And I was I was riding this dude around one day.
You were riding a dude now, riding him around, and
he said, I just need to swing by my crib
real quick, grab something. And I'm here, right we swing by,
you know, and I'm like, okay, we'll go to go
to this new's house. I'm thinking this guy is a
(09:29):
professional athlete, you know, backup quarterback, got him a nice contract.
It's the Cowboys. You know, this guy's got to have
a fabulous place something. They're the apartment complex and we
went upstairs into his He had a mattress on the floor,
nice and most of his clothes was in boxes and
that's how he lived. So so if shduas Anders live
(09:51):
like that and these people broke into that house, ain't
getting nothing.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Well they or the convenience of already having everything packed
up in boxes, so it's easy to steal.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
Yeah, but you know, jewelry, money, art of any of
that kind of stuff, something valuable. I'm guessing you might
not have it there.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
But in defense or homie, if it wasn't for women,
what would you need besides a mattress, a share, a
TV exactly?
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Put a TV up, Yeah, gotta have that.
Speaker 2 (10:17):
Maybe video games if you're even into that. In the meantime,
Bengals star wide receiver Jamar Chase will miss a game
and a paycheck after the NFL suspended him yesterday for
spitting in the face of Steelers defensive back Jalen Ramsey.
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Yeah, but what did Jalen do?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Well?
Speaker 1 (10:31):
I bet he deserved it. I bet he had a
dumb look on his face.
Speaker 2 (10:34):
Probably the altercation in which Chase spat on Ramsey was
the second confrontation between the two. Cameras caught the pair
getting in each other's faces in the fourth quarter of
the Bengals Steelers game on Sunday. The head to Chase's
wallet will consist of his weekly Oh you're gonna hate this, guys,
four hundred and forty eight, three hundred and thirty three
dollars game check, along with a game active bonus of
(10:55):
fifty eight, eight hundred and twenty three dollars he makes
a weekly for one hundred and fifty Every week he
makes over a half a million dollars. Not to be
fairly over, every week he makes over a half a
million dollars.
Speaker 1 (11:07):
You said it was four hundred and something.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
Thousand, four hundred forty three hundred and thirty three dollars
plus a game acted bonus of fifty eight hundred twenty
three dollars.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Bonus comes every week. Well, if they win. If it's
a bonus, I don't think you get it all the time.
Most weeks he's making at least close to half a million,
if not more. Would we agree on that?
Speaker 2 (11:24):
If we could settle on that, the convertation was nothing
more than a typical drawing between opponents but when Chase
spat on him, it escalated into a physical altercation, and
for his part, Janey's Chase denies spinning on Ramsey.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Well don't I have video? Yeah, they got it. Everything
that happened is on camera.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Multiple camera angles from every direction, not to match chance.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
The people in the stands too, y'all are all on TV.
You're all on camera, whether they show it to you
or not.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
And you're and everybody's got their iPhone out because they're
taking a video so you could see the halftime performance,
whatever game plays happening at the moment.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Well, maybe the the dude that pissed him off, maybe
he said something about that Aggie game they handed Lsu
a couple of weeks ago. That might do it, because
you know Jamal Lsu alone along with Joe Burrow. Maybe
he didn't care for the end of that game. Is
that what you think happened?
Speaker 2 (12:15):
In the middle of the play of the two of
them got into a fight because they disagreed about the
outcome of a different game.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
Yeah, that's probably you. That's probably sure, mister Owah. I'd
so love to get beaten up by you and be
your toilet. Walton and Johnson radio network. Some of these
sites aren't working. We're finding out you're having trouble getting
stuff to work. There's something going on today.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
I don't know which of the Indians that we hired
to run the internet for us didn't show up to
work this morning.
Speaker 1 (12:39):
I think it was Dave. I don't think Dave's real name. Dave. Hello,
I will help you. Okay, Well, someone didn't show up.
We don't know who it was.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
All we know is we hired a lot of people
from India to run the internet, and I don't mean.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
They're all named Dave. Yeah, and some's not working today.
Get out of it. I sure, I'm excited about the
holidays this year. Well, you you did bring up nipples
and somebody wanted to email us about that. We don't
(13:17):
have a name because we don't get the names unless
you provide it. Will you email through the app?
Speaker 2 (13:21):
He means, yeah, the walling in Johnson's smartphone app protects
your identity because we don't have the energy of the
patients or the interest in knowing what you're up to.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Thank you. So it just says I have a question
about the Facebook policy about female nipples. You you said yourself,
how come you know, you can show your nipples on Facebook,
but women can't. So it's okay for a woman to
have her breast completely out and showing as long as
she has tape over her nipples. So what if I
(13:51):
created tape with the picture of male nipples on it,
and then women could use the tape to put over
their offensive nipples and it would be a picture of
men's nipples on the tape, and then women you know
who are covering up their nipples still have nipples to share.
(14:12):
Would that be okay? Okay?
Speaker 2 (14:14):
So this has been done before, this idea, and it
is okay, is the short answer. There are feminists on
social media who have printed out photos of men's nipples
and warn them like pasties over their own nipples.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
And yes, that is a way around the set. Is
it that you immediately knew this.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Well, because I'm on the internet nipples apparently, Well, it
was a news story I read.
Speaker 1 (14:38):
It was just printed it. Yeah, it's like you to
playboy for the articles.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
One of the things you will learn about me is
that while I do a deep dive every morning into geopolitics,
Al Jazeera, the BBC, I'm following the news today about
China and Japan having a feud over tourism. I'm very
involved in global geopolitics, but I also read the tabloids.
Oh do I the tabloids TMZ and the Daily Mail
and the Post.
Speaker 1 (15:04):
I want to know.
Speaker 2 (15:04):
I want to know, did Ariana Grande get her nipple
flecked at the met gala by some lesbian on the
red carpet?
Speaker 1 (15:11):
I want to know. You do know what happened to her?
Right she was they put that guy in jail, he
got his sentence. Uh where were they some foreign country?
I forget where they were.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Now they were doing the whole she got attacked Wicked, Yeah,
the new Wicked movies out and she got attacked by
a social media personality.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
I guess attack. I mean it seemed like an attack,
even though they really didn't do anything to her. He
jumped the barricade and then ran over to her and
stood next to her, like for a for a picture
or something. And I don't know if he had a
buddy of his that was videoing all this. It did
get on camera, but then, like you guys said, everybody's
on video all the time, including this guy. So he
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jumped in and tried to, you know, stand next to her,
and then her co star, who's you know, pretty Mannish. Uh.
She went in there and started, you know, like roughing
them up. I loved it. It was very exciting, all right.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
I'm not here to judge beautiful women who are beautiful
for a living where I'm on the radio.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
But something happened to Miley Cyrus and Ariana Grande. Do
you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (16:12):
If you look at a photo of Miley Cyrus from
just a couple of years ago versus now, was it
bad plastic.
Speaker 1 (16:19):
Surgery or you sure that's the same person. It's the
same person. These are recent photo. There's a lot of
these photos here. She is. She looks kind of like
a reconstructed burn victim. Okay, and she's not the only one.
Look at what Ariana Grande looks like. Yeah, I've been
seeing her lately and there's something definitely wrong there, you know,
if she's bleemic or what.
Speaker 2 (16:37):
In a very short amount of time, these women went
from being some of the most attractive women in Hollywood
just kind of weird, looking sort of unhealthy. And it's
like they still look like themselves, just a more unhealthy,
distorted version of themselves.
Speaker 1 (16:52):
What I believe what you have here is the before
and after. Look that is really not before and after.
One is there dating site picture, and then the other
one is what they really look like. Uh that be
careful on him date to site the kids. Yeah, I
wouldn't recommend using them.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
I had some bad I had some bad experiences, one
of them that went on for six months. But I
digress boy and drenochrome. Do you guys get what andrenochrome is?
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Is that one in peptides? No, it's it's a conspiracy
on the internet.
Speaker 2 (17:20):
And drenochrome is supposed to be a chemical compound that
the rich and powerful consume. It contains baby blood or
something like that. They's like a peptide, but worse. There's
a fictional portrayal in Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
that has fueled real world conspiracy theories, notably among the
q Andon and the Pizzagate communities. Now, I don't think
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q Andon or Pizzagate are real, but I will admit
some of the stuff that q andon and Pizzagate have
speculated about turned out to be real. And that's where
this gets a little complicated. Anyway, these claims suggest that
a cabal of global elites harvest andrenochrome from tortured children's
blood is a recreational drug.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
They have to be tortured for it to be good blood.
That's how they explained it. On the spikes with adrenaline
something and then they you know, you got to get
it immediately while it's still got that spike going.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
And these claims are a modern permit permutation of the
ancient anti Semitic blood libel myth. They claimed, yeah, there was,
there was. Everything is always it always goes back to
the Jews. Uh oh, I just you know, guys, I
get it. The Jews are not perfect. I'm sure they
haven't had a perfect existence. I'm sure they at least
some Jews have probably done something wrong. But Jews in
(18:30):
general aren't the cause of all the world's problems. I
think some of you conspiracy theorists are just being lazy.
You gotta try harder, guys.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Kind of lazy. You know. Well, I've already found out.
I heard that the people that had broke into Sheduas
Anders house probably Jewish. That's what I'm hearing. I'm sure
somebody the longest I'm saying some of hereut now Walton
and Johnson,